40 Most Obnoxious Quotes of 2005

At Right Wing News, including such gems as:

40) "I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome." -- Drew Barrymore

20) "Until your daddy learns that it's not 'fun' to kill, keep your doggies and kitties away from him. He's so hooked on killing defenseless animals that they could be next!" -- From a PETA booklet called "Your Daddy Kills Animals," which was designed to be handed out to children

16) "[My new dog] Gudrun is named after the infamous Gudrun Ensslin who was the female leader of the Baader-Meinhof Gang, an art terrorist group from the 70s. Terrorism was different then. It had a chicness to it, which made it seem less like a dangerous menace and more like fashion. -- Margaret Cho


Posted by: Ace at 12:19 PM



Comments

1 Maybe Drew could poo on Margaret Cho. That would be awesome!

Posted by: adolfo velasquez at December 12, 2005 12:33 PM (k7ECm)

2 . He's so hooked on killing defenseless animals that they could be next!" M

It's funny because it's true.

As a father who fishes, sometimes you'll finish up dinner and have the urge to kill something defenseless.

That's why my kids have 'barn cats' despite the fact that we don't have a barn.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 12, 2005 12:36 PM (9lvux)

3 While I agree it is in poor taste to name your dog after a terrorist and even more poor taste to go public with it, I do agree with her that: "Terrorism was different then. It had a chicness to it, which made it seem less like a dangerous menace and more like fashion." Or, at least that was how it was viewed by the young and dumb.

Posted by: at December 12, 2005 12:40 PM (VxKoq)

4 Margaret Cho?

Poor taste?

Bite your tongue.

Posted by: Slublog at December 12, 2005 12:42 PM (R8+nJ)

5 Thats funny about Cho naming her dog Gudren. I named my female Shar Pei Cho because like Margaret, she has more fat rolls than i can count and has a bad habit of defecating where she eats.

Posted by: isayalotofthings at December 12, 2005 12:43 PM (F/Vrc)

6 Margaret Cho -- the best piece of ass that Quinton Tarantino could get.

Really. Cho was the best he could do. QT's powerful position of successful Hollywood director can't overcome his geek-ness.

Posted by: Timmy in the Well at December 12, 2005 12:54 PM (Ikwia)

7 Wasn't Tarantino doing Mira Sorvino at one point?

Posted by: zetetic at December 12, 2005 01:10 PM (zSHUX)

8 "40 Most Obnoxious Quotes of 2005" offered up with 19 days left in the year and while Howard Dean is still breathing... Is this prudent?

Posted by: The Black Republican at December 12, 2005 01:17 PM (vgyJ5)

9 Anonymous trolls should be put on eternal croch-shampooing duty.

Posted by: Lee Atwater at December 12, 2005 01:29 PM (R8+nJ)

10 You know, after reading thru these, I'm struck by one overwhelming observation.

When will Bush stop being so bellicose and uncivil? Change the tone, Mr. Bush. YOU AND YOUR GOON SQUADS ARE SULLYING OUR NATIONAL DISCOURSE BY FORCING LIBERALS TO CATCH A NASTY CASE OF POLITICAL TURRETS SYNDROME!

Think of the kittens.

Posted by: Fred at December 12, 2005 01:50 PM (0PSnq)

11 My asshat of a mayor (O'Malley) made #34.
How was 9/11 like Bush's budget proposals?

They're both attacks on our "metropolitan core."

That's great. And the outrage gets directed at Republicans' political use of 9/11?

Maryland is the dirty hellhole of Democratic politics. Stay away, if you can.

Posted by: El Ricko at December 12, 2005 01:57 PM (Wyzm3)

12 What a lot of idiotic blabber from DREW and i have never seen ET and i never will and as for PETA someone should throw them to the sharks the sharks wont eat them just nibble and move on

Posted by: spurwing plover at December 12, 2005 03:06 PM (vnSBY)

13 Yes, because it's so much less dangerous and more chic to kill innocent bystanders to further a secular political ideology than a religious dogma.

Margaret, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Brian B at December 12, 2005 03:46 PM (rGfpg)

14 Drew Barrymore's quote belongs in the "most awesome" category. One time I left a steamer in the cold, crispy mountains on top of a beautiful bed of columbines. It was awesome. Like autographing nature's beauty.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2005 09:42 PM (lpbk9)

15 Now I have a ready answer for the age-old question: Does a bear shit in the woods? I don't know, but me and Drew Barrymore do.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2005 09:43 PM (lpbk9)

16 I think that Dick Cheney should announce that he is running for president and his VP will be his cock. Then after Helen Thomas offs herself he can say "just kidding"!
El Ricko is right about O'Malley, this is a mayor who announced how proud he is that a full 50% of Baltimore City residents are employed. For him a 50% unemployment rate is a good thing.

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