Archaeology-Fisking

Anyone can "fisk" an annoying biased article written by a diehard leftist.

But what about fisking a perfectly-unobjectionable story about an utterly-benign archeological find?

This is a blog first, people. I'm a real innovator.

Tehran, July 6, 2005, (CHN) -- All historians and experts in Iran, believe that the Persian Cuneiform was invented during Darius reign.

Oh, eat me.

It is widely believed that the invention of this script was due to the order of Darius the great, the third king in line from the beginning of the Dynasty. Most of Achaemenid historical texts support the same hypothesis as well but just recently, Dr. Badr-ol-zaman Gharib, delivering her speech, titled Emergence and Changes in Ancient Persian Script in a forum on Achaemanid tablets, claimed that the Persian cuneiform predates Darius.

Dr. Ghraib, huh? Sounds like a nasty little whore to me.

She said, “I believe that this script predates Darius and improved in his reign. Persian cuneiform consists of 36 signs for three vowels and syllables which are consisted of a single consonant and a vowel, 8 ideograms for 4 concepts regarding king, land, country, and Ahoora Mazda (the great god of ancient Persians), 1 divider (a diagonal wedged-shape sign to separate words), and 22 figures for numbers. All of these items and especially the divider and the construction of syllable script prove that this script was much more ancient.”

Fuck you, you saucy trollop.

Whoooooooooore.

She also indicated...

Indicate this.

...“On the other hand, the ancient Persian cuneiform led to decoding other cuneiforms namely Elamite and Assyrian ones, therefore is especially important."

Important to you, maybe, Dr. Ghraib. Or should I say-- Dr. Strumpetstockings.

"This script because of the word separator and having fewer alphabets was deciphered earlier than the other scripts and as it was frequently inscribed along with the same text in three other languages and therefore scripts, it helped decoding other cuneiforms as well.”

Blow me. And then pull my finger. Stupid whore bitch.

Archaeology and linguistics contributed a lot to the decipherment of this script. When archaeologists proved that the inscriptions belong to Achaemenid era, linguists took Avestan and Sanskrit grammar for a model to decipher the code and actually they were not wrong as these languages are really similar linguistically.

Like they say: You don't pay whores for sex. You pay them to shut up and leave.

Leave, you dirty bit of rancid gutter-meat.

She concluded that, “If it wasn’t for the word separator, its decoding would be impossible.”

You know what else is impossible? Hating you any more than I do right now. You smart-ass little lab-coated crunge-monkey.

....

Hmmmm... I don't know. I don't know if that was technically "fisking" or just calling someone a "whore" repeatedly.

Eh. Close enough.

Posted by: Ace at 11:03 AM

Comments

1 Holy hieroglyphics, host! And you got on my ass about c**ter fumes.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 08, 2005 11:56 AM (uSomN)

2 Fisking... whore-calling....

.... Nuance.

Made me laugh.

Posted by: Chad at July 08, 2005 11:57 AM (tbq53)

3 I owned a Mazda once, and it was a nice little car, but I didn't worship it as a deity.

Proves how stupid the Persians were.

Posted by: lauraw at July 08, 2005 12:12 PM (XePRa)

4 Someone has been reading David Ehrenstein again.

See, for example...

http://fablog.ehrensteinland.com/archives/000062.shtml#000062

Substitute "liar" for "whore" and voila! Only Ehrenstein is serious.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at July 08, 2005 12:13 PM (6HTM5)

5 Don't know what's worse-- that I read that, or that I laughed at it.

Random humor is always the best, because no one expects it.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at July 08, 2005 12:30 PM (y1hCN)

6 Dr. Ghraib. She sounds like a real asshole. I believe she was intentionally provoking you Ace.

Posted by: Me at July 08, 2005 12:31 PM (3bmTa)

7 Oh, the Persian cuneiform predates Darius, does it? Bitch.

They say things like that to get us all worked up, and then it's all wide-eyed innocence, like "What'd I say?" Oh, you know what you said, bitch.

Posted by: lyle at July 08, 2005 12:39 PM (+DLHj)

8 Lyle, you left out:

“If it wasn’t for the word separator, its decoding would be impossible.”

Obscenity. Where the F*** are the Iranian censors on this one? I thought they had rules about women not talking over there.

Posted by: lauraw at July 08, 2005 12:54 PM (XePRa)

9 Nice to finally see an Archaelogist get what they've had coming. They've been acting like their shit don't stink since Raiders and I, for one, was sick of it.

For your next take down, I suggest patio furniture. Bout time someone ended that free ride.

Posted by: Ray Midge at July 08, 2005 01:08 PM (kUNrb)

10 Levity rules.

Posted by: fat kid at July 08, 2005 01:22 PM (yHxMk)

11 Ecellent point Ray, and I'd like to add that if I have to hear Dr. Cornelius characterized as 'the GOOD ape,' one more friggin time, I'm gonna have an aneurism.

Posted by: lauraw at July 08, 2005 01:24 PM (XePRa)

12 No. . . . .no, I will not link to that from ArchaeoBlog. . . . .

But I may steal the idea.

Posted by: Frank Black at July 08, 2005 01:30 PM (97AsK)

13 God, that was funny. Makes me glad I check in at least five times a day. *more smooches*

Posted by: dulce at July 08, 2005 01:32 PM (dXa44)

14 ...“On the other hand, the ancient Persian cuneiform led to decoding other cuneiforms namely Elamite and Assyrian ones, therefore is especially important."

Goodness gracious that slut just can't keep her legs together!

Thanks for exposing this scandal, Ace. As always, you are a beacon of light in a dark world.

Posted by: Michael at July 08, 2005 01:44 PM (ycKg/)

15 She concluded that, “If it wasn’t for the word separator, its decoding would be impossible.”

What is it about these wimmin archaeologists and their goddam word separators? They never shut up about em.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 08, 2005 01:50 PM (pzen5)

16 And you misspelled her name purposely. Double-slamming fisk with a side of disrespect!

You rule, Ace. Don't forget to flog that horsey slut after she dies of shame.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh at July 08, 2005 01:58 PM (wBmK0)

17 No. . . . .no, I will not link to that from ArchaeoBlog. . . . .

Come on. You stupid twat archaeologist whores need to loosen up a bit.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2005 02:08 PM (sYxc4)

18 When an article or posting is beyond ridiculous to respond with a fisking, I think the proper response now would be to give it an Acing. Unfortunately my position now is 99% of leftist tripe falls under that category.

Ad Hominem is flying, Hallelujah!

Posted by: Dman at July 08, 2005 02:10 PM (m2CN7)

19 Good Ape? Cornelius? Don't make me laugh.

One thing that always bugged me with him was the Dr. honorific. For an Archaelogist? HA! Who's he kidding. If I was Heston, I'd be calling him "Cornelius" all the time, like "Hey, Cornelius, hand me that jug" and so on.

Then when he finally muttered something like "You know, technically, it's Doctor Cornelius," I'd zing him with, "Monkey, please. What was your thesis on? Ancient poop flingin sites? Maybe that Dr. thing fools the matre'd's, but you ain't fooling me. Now gimme that jug, Cornelius." That would shut him up, but good.

[Frankly, the whole graduate degree system in monkey world seems suspect in it's rigor. Everyone was a Dr.]

Posted by: at July 08, 2005 02:22 PM (kUNrb)

20 Ace, you bitch.

First you set us up by moaning about your lost mo-jo, then you slam us with the Bond thing.

Then, just when we think we've got it back together, here comes this.

Damn you. Damn you, to hell!

(Slumps to his knees, bows his head and pounds his fist into the sand, while the cheesecake babe looks on, without a fragment of a clue.)

Posted by: Dogstar at July 08, 2005 02:33 PM (KgeNY)

21 give it an Acing

That really sounds dirty.

Posted by: at July 08, 2005 02:55 PM (cy9SI)

22 Thanks - I needed a larf today. That was excellent fisting.... er.... fisking.

Posted by: Preston Taylor Holmes at July 08, 2005 03:16 PM (WsZ4F)

23 This article proves a theme that Ace himself has hinted at: this blog has indeed jumped the shark, and is about to go the way of Fonzie.

Anyone who's read the book of Daniel knows that King Darius was in important figure in Medopersian history.

And unlike many other of Ace's posts, this wasn't even funny.

Posted by: Steve Bragg at July 08, 2005 05:12 PM (vpBp4)

24 you dirty bit of rancid gutter-meat.

You know what else is impossible? Hating you any more than I do right now. You smart-ass little lab-coated crunge-monkey.

ACE, you've outdone youself! Lutefisk and all.

Posted by: 72 VIRGINS at July 08, 2005 05:27 PM (dhRpo)

25 You forgot "pernicious little ferret."

Posted by: shit from shinola at July 08, 2005 05:30 PM (dhRpo)

26 TO: ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE

Dr. Strumpetstockings???

I'm sure you have a standard pat answer you've dreamed up for just such occasions for your fawning public (and now you'll actually have your very first chance to use it) but:

Where do you get this shit from?

Posted by: WRETCHED REFUSE at July 08, 2005 05:37 PM (dhRpo)

27 You ignorant sluts!

How dare you ridicule the life's work of Dr. Badr-ol-zaman Gharib.

Don't you know she is studying the roots of the language of cuneilingus?

Posted by: joe-6-pack at July 15, 2005 07:47 PM (aigfP)

28 Dr. Gharib, is it? Sounds like a fucking prison hell house where put panties on your head, wires on your nipples and make you play Naked Pyramid!!

Posted by: redstatedeb at December 17, 2008 12:16 PM (+0kzw)

29 "This script because of the word separator and having fewer alphabets was deciphered earlier than the other scripts
I bet you know all about separating things-like your legs when a skid row hobo gives you a second look, Little Miss Scumtwat.

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