Saturday Night ONT

Whatís up suckaz! Looks like you are stuck with me tonight.

Letís see, where should we start? *digs into bag of content*

Can You Guess What Happened Next?


As You May Have Heard, The NHL Season Started Today
After 113 days of lockout, the NHL and NHLPA came to an agreement last week. Our very own DrewM has started up a hockey blog appropriately named Just Another Hockey Blog.

Drew made his predictions for this season here. I made my predictions for this season here. Please check the blog out from time to time.

For those of you that don't understand the rules of hockey, the Peter Puck videos are a good place to start.

You can find the other episodes at these links epiode 2, episode 3, and episode 4.


Explorerís Rare Scotch Returned To The Antarctic


Talk about whisky on ice: Three bottles of rare, 19th century Scotch found beneath the floor boards of Antarctic explorer Ernest Shackelton's abandoned expedition base were returned to the polar continent Saturday after a distiller flew them to Scotland to recreate the long-lost recipeÖ..Bottled in 1898 after the blend was aged 15 years, the Mackinlay bottles were among three crates of Scotch and two of brandy buried beneath a basic hut Shackleton had used during his dramatic 1907 Nimrod excursion to the Antarctic. The expedition failed to reach the South Pole but set a record at the time for reaching the farthest southern latitude. Shackelton was knighted after his return to Great Britain.
I remember reading about them finding the scotch some time ago. I didnít realize they were going to take it back to the Antarctic after analyzing it. That seems like an awful waste 100+ year old scotch. If you want to read more about the sensory analysis of the scotch, you can do so here.

Dick Morris Has A New Book And It Sounds Awful
Jesse Walker of Reason isnít optimistic.

These days Morris and McGann churn out a book or two a year, most of them disposable tracts that affect a populist pose. They're aimed at an audience of angry Americans who feel screwed and fleeced and ready to revoltóhence the books' titles, such as Screwed! and Fleeced and Revolt! The duo's efforts bear roughly the same relationship to dissent that an ambulance-chasing attorney has to medicine.

It isn't clear who exactly buys the books. Morris is best known these days for that sex scandal and for a long series of wildly inaccurate political predictions. (He and McGann also wrote a book called Condi vs. Hillary: The Next Great Presidential Race. It appeared in 2005.) How do you transform that into an aura of expertise? Morris' ideal reader must be someone who vaguely remembers seeing him on TV but doesn't recall why.


Increase Your Vocabulary With These 50 Collective Nouns
Some of my favorites. See the rest at the above link.

1. Business of Ferrets
33. Parliament of Owls
43. An Impatience of Wives
47. A Neverthriving of Jugglers


The Time Bomb Within Obamacare
I'll have what George Will is drinking. I wish I could agree with him, but the left worked too hard to get this passed. They aren't going to lets laws or "the market" get in their way.

I can't really excerpt the article. You have to read the whole thing for context. It's short and worth the minute it takes to read.


The Debt Crisis

Debt is just a way to leverage growth. Businesses use debt all the time. They also use cash, and equity. Debt is just an arrow in a quiver to stimulate growth. In times of war, the US would not have survived if not for the use of debt. The Revolutionary War would not have been fought had the US not persuaded countries to purchase debt obligations. World War Two saw a massive increase in debt/GDP ratios, but we were fighting for our survival as a country.

Archer Is Back!
Kreiger is my favorite character. I hope he plays a prominent role this year.


Monty was talking about Beethoven's 9th Symphony last night and I realized that I'd never listened to it the whole way through. Now seems as good a time as any, wouldn't you agree?


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Comments

1 early

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (7yvLv)

2 Like a boss

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (Zd/NW)

3 earliest two times this week.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 19, 2013 10:03 PM (7yvLv)

4 Twelfth

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:04 PM (MhA4j)

5 Anybody want to wander to the bong hit thread and let them know the ONT is up?

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:05 PM (MhA4j)

6 Don't wake up CAC

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (x78Lm)

7 Here are some of the finer points of hockey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XbL7lG0Su8

Posted by: Jim Carr at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (Zd/NW)

8 Fuck you Will. I'm wearing jeans, bitch.

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (VbTKR)

9 "Fister Roboto" FTW!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (Agn5J)

10 No actual pussy.

What a let down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (UOM48)

11 Love the car. My friends are on watch to make sure I do not become Crazy Cat Lady. I live alone and really don't like cleaning up after one cat, so more than two is not any kind of possibility, because it's just too... unsanitary. And who wants to have a house that smell like cat?

Posted by: shibumi at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (z63Tr)

12 yo

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (cnS/d)

13 TOP TEN and little ambition.

Posted by: FURPC at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (0ImZM)

14

Harsh not the Bong Thread's mellow ...

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (x/Mi/)

15 Ooh, I like that business of ferrets one.

My other favorite is party of quail.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (5H6zj)

16 I'm shocked that's not a Volvo

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (Y8t25)

17 I'm coming out with a line of stick-figure guns. They'll be all the "rage" in enlightened, liberal neighborhoods.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (UOM48)

18 Seriously? Come on. Atleast Put Wookiebama's new doo up as one of the pictures!

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 19, 2013 10:07 PM (+OTLF)

19 10 No actual pussy.

What a let down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (UOM4




I feel the exact same way.

Bannion? Can you link us something?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:08 PM (GEICT)

20 aww Jane D'oh here are some kittehs for you

http://tinyurl.com/a4eozgt

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:08 PM (cnS/d)

21 Rex the wonder troll shitting on the last thread.

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (9XBK2)

22 Congrats on ignoring trolls, peeps. Very good job.

That said, nothing, I say nothing tops 'A Murder of Crows.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (KDq5l)

23 I'm surprised that car still has a fish on it with all those kittehs on the window.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (5H6zj)

24 Lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (UOM48)

25 g'evenin, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (JMmQ9)

26 Any follow up out of Bulgaria yet?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (Y8t25)

27 I know I enjoy 'partying' with quail. Generally in the summer with the grill.

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2013 10:10 PM (5H6zj)

28 That said, nothing, I say nothing tops 'A Murder of Crows.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 10:09 PM (KDq5l)





A Ravage of Velociraptors.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:10 PM (GEICT)

29 Saved from a discussion on MOO's new bang hairdo .

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:10 PM (M/TDA)

30 Here's some pussy(ies):

http://tinyurl.com/a5858hu

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:10 PM (UOM48)

31 1st generation moron?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zM6Na3cZz8

Posted by: Joe McGrath at January 19, 2013 10:10 PM (Zd/NW)

32 Just when we almost had a good barbecue brawl, the mellowness of CAC's hallucinogenic thread prevailed. Peace and Love.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:11 PM (4Mv1T)

33 chemjeff is trying to turn me into a Lady of Cats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:12 PM (UOM48)

34 Saved from a discussion on MOO's new bang hairdo .

That sounds dirty.

Not dirty enough, though, to get me to look.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:12 PM (NaNKB)

35 Collectivist poppycock!

Posted by: Mothertongue I'd Like to at January 19, 2013 10:12 PM (I88Jc)

36 That many cats = very smelly house. Shudder

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:12 PM (M/TDA)

37 I suddenly have the urge to eat greasy brisket washed down with 100-year old scotch while watching James Earl Jones. Strange, that.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 19, 2013 10:12 PM (sHqf1)

38 Did y'all know that 80% of Bulagarian Assassins love brisket over Pork Shoulder..I swear to GOD it's fuckin' true.....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:13 PM (FLRP9)

39 Jane D'oh, this is totally not you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9P1DmgXOCg

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:13 PM (cnS/d)

40 What happened next? A small flag popped out with "BANG!" written on it.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:13 PM (ORGYc)

41 Those corks had to have dried out and allowed some contamination into that fine elixir of the Highlands. Maybe if I actually read the post I'd know.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:14 PM (4Mv1T)

42 Did y'all know that 80% of Bulagarian Assassins love brisket over Pork Shoulder..I swear to GOD it's fuckin' true.....

***

If he'd have lubed his pistol with beef tallow it wouldn't have malfunctioned.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:14 PM (MhA4j)

43 I'm shocked that's not a Volvo

North Carolina plate.

Anywhere else it would be a Volvo

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:14 PM (x78Lm)

44 Old Ahmed got lucky. Gum misfired.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:14 PM (M/TDA)

45 That many cats = very smelly house. Shudder
Posted by: Tuna


And brain parasites! Don't forget the real, proven Crazy Lady Syndrome.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 10:15 PM (KDq5l)

46 44
Gun

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:15 PM (M/TDA)

47 Dammit, chemjeff....lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:15 PM (UOM48)

48 Which One turns you on?




http://tinyurl.com/aprecsv

http://tinyurl.com/aovn39f

http://tinyurl.com/ct5ffh6

http://tinyurl.com/azgs4zl

Posted by: jeremiah God Damn Barack Obama the Mother Fucking SCoaMF wright at January 19, 2013 10:15 PM (+OTLF)

49 46
You had me wondering

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:15 PM (MhA4j)

50 That Bulgarian assassin got his ass kicked by a bunch of old guys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2013 10:16 PM (MBqvE)

51 A Ravage of Velociraptors

Are you the Ravage Master?

Come to think of it.....that's a great title.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:16 PM (x78Lm)

52 Bulgarian assassin = FAIL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:16 PM (UOM48)

53 Krieger is the Dr. Spaceman of ISIS. Discuss.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at January 19, 2013 10:17 PM (1H47k)

54 Is that HeatherRadish's car?

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:17 PM (I2LwF)

55 Come to think of it.....that's a great title.

***

Great name for a wrestler....Billy Ravage

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:17 PM (MhA4j)

56 A MURDER of crows

A SOVIET of liberals

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:17 PM (I2LwF)

57 At first I read that as "Vulgarian assassin" and was like, WTF?

*stares at last glass of wine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:17 PM (UOM48)

58 50 That Bulgarian assassin got his ass kicked by a bunch of old guys.

Literally!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2013 10:18 PM (x78Lm)

59 Come to think of it.....that's a great title.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:16 PM (x78Lm)




Yes, yes it is. Where's AtC? I've got some first rate grovelling to do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT)

60 Aloha!

So, was the attempted shoot with a Canta gun?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (kaalw)

61 Evening all.

Still not clicking Jane's links. Learned my lesson.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (jIaZt)

62
Yes, yes it is. Where's AtC? I've got some first rate grovelling to do.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:18 PM (GEICT



*sigh* Hand me your balls. I'll toss them to her later. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (UOM48)

63 >>50 That Bulgarian assassin got his ass kicked by a bunch of old guys.

Literally!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden


I bet you heard the gunshots as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (KDq5l)

64


52 Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:16 PM (UOM4

Bulgarian assassin = FAIL


So ... A failure of Bulgarian assassins ...

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (x/Mi/)

65 A nastiness of cocks? Where's fluke when you need her?

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (I2LwF)

66 The Handmaiden of Ravage.
Alex the Chick
Yup.

Wassup?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (Md8Uo)

67 I've got some first rate grovelling to do.

Otherwise known as "Saturday"

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (x78Lm)

68 Just watched the attempted assassination. Dude got curbed by a bunch of old guys. Where the hell where the police/security? And he prob didn't care that they were beating him. There's no way he thought that he was getting out of there alive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:20 PM (GEICT)

69 How many Rush-themed vans has Krieger lost?

And what's next?

Moving Kriegers?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 10:20 PM (iY/tp)

70 50
Well if he'd been chewing Double Bubble he wouldn't have a misfire. ALS he wouldn't be facing an attempted murder charge.
Give Gum a Chance

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (M/TDA)

71 Is there a bumper sticker on this ONT?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (wwsoB)

72 *sigh* Hand me your balls. I'll toss them to her later. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (UOM4




Here's the left one. I'd like to keep the other.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT)

73 sigh* Hand me your balls. I'll toss them to her later. Sheesh.

After you squeeze the life force out from them?

It's OK, he had no plans for them anyway

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (x78Lm)

74 Beethoven's ninth? Sony made the first CD exactly to the length of the ninth..

Ode to joy. Good at a wedding and funereal.


Beethoven, the ninth child of a mom with VD, that could have been aborted.

Think about that your fucking liberals.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (wR+pz)

75 Watched an old Clint Eastwood movie, thought I'd share the theme song.

http://tinyurl.com/cpgoo8

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (ZOf1l)

76 The Batmobile is now on the block at Barrett-Jackson. There is a mob surrounding it. A TV commentator said, "That's not a car. Its a cult!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (QLuGB)

77 68
Just watched the attempted assassination. Dude got curbed by a bunch of old guys.




I'll bet a lot of those "old guys" are a bunch of tough, old fuckers. Would give some Chicago hood rats a run for their money.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (UOM48)

78 55 Come to think of it.....that's a great title.

***

Great name for a wrestler....Billy Ravage



I wrestled under the name of Brian Slade.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (I2LwF)

79 Read Will's argument. It sounds plausible, in a sane world.

Who knows, however, what rabbits Obama and his Firm will pull out of their hats.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (piMMO)

80 Give Gum a Chance

***


They'll have to pry my gum from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: Dept. of Accuracy Dept. at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (MhA4j)

81 A Bathhouse of Politicians.


Later, all.

God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (eqgV8)

82 I think there's no need to worry about being the Crazy Cat Lady. That would be me. 10 cats, 5 parrots. (The parrots and part of the cats are my boyfriends.) I do spend a lot of time cleaning cat boxes. And no, I put no credence into that brain parasite stuff. I would have had it by now.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (Lqy/e)

83 Motormouth Mike Manion was a good one. He'd wade into the crowd and cuss people out at random.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (I2LwF)

84 Beethoven's ninth? Sony made the first CD exactly to the length of the ninth..

I think that was debunked on a previous episode of the ONT.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (iY/tp)

85 Stan Musial R.I.P.

Posted by: grease monkey at January 19, 2013 10:23 PM (VSWPU)

86 Is there a bumper sticker on this ONT?

***

Slippery When Wet?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 10:23 PM (piMMO)

87 70
WTF is wrong with the auto correct tonight. Also not ALS.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:24 PM (M/TDA)

88 It's OK, he had no plans for them anyway
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (x78Lm)




Pffft....I need one to take you out and then take care of the wives.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:24 PM (GEICT)

89 Debt is fine if you have a secure job or growing business. It's disaster if you don't have a secure job or your business is in trouble.

People, businesses, and the government aren't going deeper into debt for growth, they're borrowing off their future earnings to pay their past due debts

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:24 PM (wwsoB)

90 Is there a bumper sticker on this ONT?



Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:21 PM (wwsoB)

72
*sigh* Hand me your balls. I'll toss them to her later. Sheesh.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:19 PM (UOM4


That would be it, I think.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:24 PM (NaNKB)

91
"80Give Gum a Chance"


I'wwlll take ouf my teef!

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at January 19, 2013 10:25 PM (sHqf1)

92
75Watched an old Clint Eastwood movie, thought I'd share the theme song.


Jesus...that was my ex.....glad he punched her over the balcony....

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:25 PM (FLRP9)

93 And no, I put no credence into that brain parasite stuff. I would have had it by now.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 19, 2013 10:22 PM (Lqy/e)


....and, yet, you're here.....

Posted by: cthulhu at January 19, 2013 10:25 PM (kaalw)

94 Listening to Billy Currington sing "pretty good at drinking beer"

Seems like ONT theme music.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2013 10:26 PM (jIaZt)

95 I like "a tassel of strippers". Probably not real, but it should be.

Posted by: Emdoc at January 19, 2013 10:26 PM (0RJ16)

96 Pffft....I need one to take you out and then take care of the wives.

You said "wives". That's plural.

Pretty sure Mrs BC would find a new use for that Mossberg if that were the case. C

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:26 PM (x78Lm)

97 A Fapping of Morons

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 19, 2013 10:27 PM (8sCoq)

98 That curb-stomping was pretty epic, actually.

*tingle*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:27 PM (UOM48)

99 I love 'Pass of Asses', reminds me of the Sunday AM wagging fingers and why I no longer watch any of them, they are all asses.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 19, 2013 10:27 PM (IanLz)

100 Holy cow Batman! Bid is up to $2,700,000! And the reserve is off.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:27 PM (QLuGB)

101 @84

Well, whoever suggested that is an idiot.


http://tinyurl.com/bzmus

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:28 PM (wR+pz)

102 Slippery When Wet?





Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 10:23 PM (piMMO)

Our lawyers will be in touch. You are so sued!

Posted by: Jon Bon Jovi at January 19, 2013 10:28 PM (ZOf1l)

103 >>>....and, yet, you're here.....

Hell, I pretty much abandoned my weekly attempts at watching television after discovering this blog. Where else can you drink heavily, yell at strangers, and not get punched in the face?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:28 PM (4Mv1T)

104 #103

Congress.

Posted by: epobirs at January 19, 2013 10:29 PM (kcfmt)

105 Do we have a quorum?

http://pxlpl.us/5s69

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2013 10:29 PM (jIaZt)

106
90Is there a bumper sticker on this ONT?


My all time favorite is this:
I want to die in my sleep just like Grandpa..Unlike the other five people in the car who were screaming.

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:29 PM (FLRP9)

107 Lol. First have to try and convince her that an addition to the family is a good idea. Then if that doesn't work, well, she doesn't know how to load or fire it. Although it would make a helluva club.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:30 PM (GEICT)

108 R.I.P. Stan Musial and Earl Weaver

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2013 10:30 PM (NzBQO)

109 How many Bulgarian assassins does it take to shoot a guy in the head at point-blank range?

Hint: >1

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (tBnjP)

110 Holy Capitalism Batman!!!!

$4,200,000

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (QLuGB)

111 Do we have a quorum?

We do indeed. The meeting is called to order.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (x78Lm)

112 Don't swim in swamps...or let untreated Florida tap water get up your nose...

yummy brains!

Posted by: Naegleria fowleri at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (I88Jc)

113 OK, I'm out

early, it's a long story

tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

114 105 Do we have a quorum?

http://pxlpl.us/5s69

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2013 10:29 PM (jIaZt)




I vote AYE

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (GEICT)

115 Is the Batmobile thing a charity auction?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 10:31 PM (iY/tp)

116 My all time favorite is this:
I want to die in my sleep just like Grandpa..Unlike the other five people in the car who were screaming.

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:29 PM (FLRP9



heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:32 PM (UOM48)

117 ...104
#103

Congress.


But you don't have to spend all that campaign dough just to join the horde. Just lurk till you get your nerve up,\ to get bashed about the head and shoulders and your home free.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:32 PM (4Mv1T)

118 Although it would make a helluva club.

Just ask Elin Nordegren.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:32 PM (x78Lm)

119 The original BATMOBILE just sold for 4.2 million dollars. I think the economy is coming back. Can't wait 'til it trickles down to me...

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 10:32 PM (JMKN1)

120 "... you're home free...", numbnuts. (See? Like that.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:33 PM (ORGYc)

121 @105

Praise God, I think we have a quorum, even for a Rogers Forge elementary guy.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:33 PM (wR+pz)

122 Club, I took the kids to the circus tonight. I would recommend it. Lots of very attractive,VERY stretchy young women in that show.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (GEICT)

123 I wonder if Robin knows about the Batman trickle down effect?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (ORGYc)

124 Where else can you drink heavily, yell at strangers, and not get punched in the face?

umm...Congress?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (cnS/d)

125 118
Did you read Tiger is trying to woo back the ex with large money guarantees in a prenup. If true..pitiful, just pitiful.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (M/TDA)

126 Did you leave the kids at the circus or bring them home again?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 19, 2013 10:35 PM (Md8Uo)

127 Don't think it was a charity. King of Kustomizers George Barris decided to sell it out of his collection where it has been since the TV series ended. The winning bidder has a hot blond wife and he just said he bought it for her. Someone is going to be very lucky and happy now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:35 PM (QLuGB)

128 Is it the real Batmobile? The one Batman used in the 60's? Not the fake ones from the movies? The one from the TV show belonged to the actual Batman. The ones from the movies were just driven by actors.

Posted by: otho at January 19, 2013 10:35 PM (yBF/9)

129 Can't wait 'til it trickles down to me...


Oh it's gonna happen bitch.

Posted by: R. Kelly at January 19, 2013 10:35 PM (ZOf1l)

130 Jed Clampett's truck seems more appropritate in the current economy than a Batmobile.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 10:36 PM (sHqf1)

131 DC in Towson, Sean says to show this video to you.
http://youtu.be/fhseD2tRLUY

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:37 PM (QLuGB)

132
"... you're home free...", numbnuts. (See? Like that.)


Posted by: andycanuck

Punctuation, and infantile internet spellcheckers are not a burden to me after five scootchs. Try harder.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:37 PM (4Mv1T)

133 126 Did you leave the kids at the circus or bring them home again?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 19, 2013 10:35 PM (Md8Uo)




Shit. I KNEW I forgot something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT)

134

Who signed the title? Only Adam West, The One True Batman, can sign the title.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2013 10:37 PM (x/Mi/)

135 129
Can't wait 'til it trickles down to me...


Oh it's gonna happen bitch.


Posted by: R. Kelly

No it ain't...and don't call me bitch

Posted by: JMKN1 at January 19, 2013 10:37 PM (JMKN1)

136 The Riddler and the Penguin kinda stained-up the back seat.

Nothing gets that out.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 10:38 PM (tBnjP)

137 Who signed the title? Only Adam West, The One True Batman, can sign the title.

*****

You mean the mayor of Quahog?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 10:38 PM (piMMO)

138 So Iím sitting here on the ONT. Iíve got cold beer, a crackling fire, and Iím re-reading Righteous Indignation (God, I miss Andrew. And I didnít personally know him. As I said in an obituary that Ace declined to print because Iím not a cob, for many of us, Andrew functioned as a proxy for us-we didnít have to be out there publicizing the fight because he was. I sometimes wonder how much vote fraud Andrew would have found had he still been around in November). Wife decided on the spur of the moment to go to the Mall in DC where she was dismayed to find herself surrounded by Obots, she had forgotten the inauguration is this weekend (*spit*). I just tucked little into bed with snugs and kisses. Life is good.

And yetÖ The other day we were in our old neighborhood. Weíve been married 10 plus years and thereís still nobody Iíd rather be with than her. We started renting the bottom floor of an old (18th century) house in Havre de Grace, moved from there to a rented row house in Dundalk, then to another rental row house in nicer Parkville, and just this past year moved into a 4 bedroom, two and a half bath mortgage on a half an acre in Towson. In all ways itís been the best decade of my life, and by any traditional measure I should be looking at a reasonably content second half of life. I just canít help but feel that just when Iíve made it, gotten everything I ever wanted, the whole rotten structure is about to collapse. Scratch that, I know itís going to collapse, and so do all of you. To paraphrase Sir Edward Grey ď"The lamp that is America is going out, we shall not see it lit again in our time". I get the sentiment behind LiB, and agree in many ways, but when in all of history has anything other than a totalitarian regime taken over after a collapse? Americans are exceptional in so many ways, but weíre also only human, and a burning followed by a re-establishment of our core principles seems to me to be highly unlikely (although devoutly hoped for) outcome.

Maybe I should have posted this in a DOOM thread rather than the ONT.

Oh well, life is good now, the beer is cold, family is sweet and Iím still a free citizen of the greatest nation ever established by man. I shall therefore take to heart the words of Matthew 6:24 (Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.). As my Jewish friends say

*raises beer*

Líchaim!

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2013 10:38 PM (aH+zP)

139 Hot ride, lots of money, a blond wife and a ten inch dick to park in her at night.


Everything but the wife sounds great.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:38 PM (I2LwF)

140 I'm off. If alexthechick shows up, tell her I've got various and sundry balls stored in the 'fridge for her to collect later.

She can mete out further punishments tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 10:39 PM (UOM48)

141 131 DC in Towson, Sean says to show this video to you.
http://youtu.be/fhseD2tRLUY
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:37 PM (QLuGB)




I certainly was entertained

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:39 PM (GEICT)

142 A clusterfuck of liberals.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 19, 2013 10:39 PM (pUkWs)

143
Drudge

Alexandra Pelosi was beaming: She had just made her Sundance Film Festival debut with the HBO documentary "Fall from Grace," about former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey; her mother, Rep. Nancy Pelosi was on hand to witness it; and Sundance's founder and Pelosi's hero, Robert Redford, made it a point to stop by to witness the event.



HBO - Not Even Pretending Anymore


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 19, 2013 10:39 PM (kdS6q)

144
130Jed Clampett's truck seems more appropritate in the current economy than a Batmobile.

Stop it you're kill___ me......or could it be the Glenfiddich...either way, I win...

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:39 PM (FLRP9)

145 A biden of time.

A period of undetermined length during which a liberal holds a position of prominence in an elective or appointed management position.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 19, 2013 10:40 PM (0It32)

146 @131

71 million hits? Lot of horny japs out there.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:40 PM (wR+pz)

147 If you want my balls, you'd better be prepared to use both hands.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:41 PM (I2LwF)

148
Hockey's back!!

I don't really care except that I can watch CBC news for the next 3 days and not hear or see as much about President Dumbass' big weekend and party Monday.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 19, 2013 10:41 PM (AC0lD)

149 Jane D'Oh 20 minutes until Powerball drawing. Will a member of the Horde win?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:41 PM (QLuGB)

150 147 If you want my balls, you'd better be prepared to use both hands.
Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:41 PM (I2LwF)




One to hold the magnifying glass, the other to hold the tweezers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (GEICT)

151
138

Cheers!

Posted by: Hill Country Texan at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (FLRP9)

152 139
Hot ride, lots of money, a blond wife and a ten inch dick to park in her at night.





Everything but the wife sounds great.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:38 PM (I2LwF)

Truman, what happen to your other two inches?

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (wR+pz)

153 A whine of professors.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (ORGYc)

154 There's a pro hockey league now?

It'll never catch on.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (I2LwF)

155 .... now just speechless... why YouTube?

http://youtu.be/ULf-p1H5T9w

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (QLuGB)

156 wait, why is Jane D'oh and/or AtC collecting testicles?

because I'm not giving up the twins

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (cnS/d)

157 and not hear or see as much about President Dumbass' big weekend and party Monday.


Oh, is DC going to take another shit on Monday?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 19, 2013 10:42 PM (ZOf1l)

158 149
Jane D'Oh 20 minutes until Powerball drawing. Will a member of the Horde win?


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:41 PM (QLuGB)

No, but if you do call me.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:43 PM (wR+pz)

159 A dump of television reporters.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:43 PM (ORGYc)

160 HBO - Not Even Pretending Anymore

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 19, 2013 10:39 PM

HBO = Helping Barack Obama

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:43 PM (wwsoB)

161 159
A dump of television reporters.


Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:43 PM (ORGYc)

I believe the term is " a pantload of reporters." Works for print, too.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:44 PM (VLG62)

162 Thought that was called a chump of reporters?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:45 PM (QLuGB)

163 125 118
Did you read Tiger is trying to woo back the ex with large money guarantees in a prenup. If true..pitiful, just pitiful.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (M/TDA)

I don't think it's pitiful on Tiger's part. He wants his former wife and mother of his children back and willing to guarantee his commitment with what he has most of.

What would be pitiful is if she would accept it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 19, 2013 10:45 PM (aT/Cc)

164 >>>Truman, what happen to your other two inches?


The rumor was that I had a nine and a half inch dick. All over Facebook for months. I didnt start the rumor but I never stopped it either.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:46 PM (I2LwF)

165 I thought a "skid-mark of print journalists" instead but point well taken.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:46 PM (ORGYc)

166 Japs are strange. Very formal and very frustrated. Men can not find women and they now date blow up dolls.

Posted by: Billy Bob, Pseudo Intellectual at January 19, 2013 10:46 PM (wR+pz)

167 Chemjeff! I finally signed up for Chemistry for babies, and I drew a lovely nerd to teach it, and he is also teaching the lab, so I think I may actually pass this time. I may need some advice, and I'll let you know.


The Sociology course though--I believe the "prof" and I may come to blows before the end of the semester. I've never seen such a bunch of claptrap in all my days. Photos of Lady Gag-me? Jay-Z? In a textbook? WTF.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:47 PM (VLG62)

168 OT


Every time one of the commercials for Lisa Lings Our America, comes on, I want to start cursing and throwing things.


Am I wrong here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:47 PM (GEICT)

169 105 Do we have a quorum?



http://pxlpl.us/5s69



Posted by: DC in Towson at January 19, 2013 10:29 PM (jIaZt)



After the morons return from their bunks you might.

Posted by: MrCaniac trying to get the tissues off his hands at January 19, 2013 10:47 PM (Zd/NW)

170 Even my more famous brother Peter is only like eight and a half.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:47 PM (I2LwF)

171 160
Cancelled HBO years ago. As a matter of fact I cancelled all the premium channels years ago. Not worth the money for the few good things as opposed to the pant load of other crap. Found out I didn't miss them at all.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:47 PM (M/TDA)

172 I can't figure out how HBO is still functioning

You have to pay extra for it, and people have been dumping cable as it is

My guess is that Time-Warner uses it like Comcast uses MSNBC, a money losing propaganda organ for TFG in exchange for huge money favors from the government

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:48 PM (wwsoB)

173 tcn, good luck! You will do fine, just show up and pay attention

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:48 PM (cnS/d)

174
Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2013 10:38 PM (aH+zP)

Yes, but when in history after a collapse has the freedom loving side been so incredibly well-armed? And the totalitarian side in America gets hystericallyupset when their feelings get hurt, which doesn't bode well for themwhen push comes to shove.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 19, 2013 10:48 PM (AC0lD)

175 >>>Men can not find women and they now date blow up dolls.

I got nothing here, but surely someone else does.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:48 PM (4Mv1T)

176 >>>168 OT


Every time one of the commercials for Lisa Lings Our America, comes on, I want to start cursing and throwing things.


Am I wrong here?






Yes, you're watching a channel that shows commercials for Lisa Ling's Our America.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:49 PM (I2LwF)

177 173
tcn, good luck! You will do fine, just show up and pay attention


Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:48 PM (cnS/d)


So far my plan is to not burn the building down. I figure if I start with small expectations I won't be disappointed.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:49 PM (VLG62)

178 Thanks guys, now "I Ran So Far Away" by A Flock of Seagulls is stuck in my head

Bastards!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:49 PM (wwsoB)

179 I hope this is not a US Navy recruiting video....
http://youtu.be/hU0ASB9oxAU

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:50 PM (QLuGB)

180 123 I wonder if Robin knows about the Batman trickle down effect?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (ORGYc)

Oooooh yeah. First hand. (Oh, and your hash is perfect for the ONT.)

Posted by: joncelli at January 19, 2013 10:50 PM (CWlPF)

181 163
Yes it would be. Stupid man. Beautiful wife, lovely children, fantastic career and he blows it all on tramps.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:50 PM (M/TDA)

182 Wait. The Hulk's girlfriend is Liv Tyler?

It can't be that I have been lusting after Liv Tyler.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 10:51 PM (OQpzc)

183 Has anyone ever quantified a crock of shit?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

184 This is going to be anti-climatic after the Batmobile. The first C7 Corvette is on stage. Proceeds going to a cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:51 PM (QLuGB)

185 Jane D'Oh 20 minutes until Powerball drawing. Will a member of the Horde win?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:41 PM


She said "member". Heh hehe eh heh...

Posted by: beavis at January 19, 2013 10:51 PM (yBF/9)

186 >>>168 OT


Every time one of the commercials for Lisa Lings Our America, comes on, I want to start cursing and throwing things.


Am I wrong here?





Of course you're wrong. You're married.


If a man says something in the forest and his wife isn't around to hear him say it, is he still wrong?

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:52 PM (I2LwF)

187 Okay. Got to wash the gunpowder off, and sleep the scotch off. Good night.

Oh, and AndyCanuck. Just kidding. I got it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:52 PM (4Mv1T)

188 Yes, you're[\s]My wife is watching a channel that shows commercials for Lisa Ling's Our America.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:49 PM (I2LwF)

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:52 PM (GEICT)

189 Has anyone ever quantified a crock of shit?
I think that's 1 Moore.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:52 PM (ORGYc)

190 How much is a shitload? Are there also metric shitloads?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:53 PM (wwsoB)

191 Good, Tobacco Road. You had me worried there for a moment.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:53 PM (ORGYc)

192 Cat-ur-day

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (LRFds)

193 tcn, oh don't worry, blowing shit up is the fun part

(believe me, the experiments chosen for introductory chemistry are not all that dangerous)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (cnS/d)

194 B Cock, that's why we in the West have houses with more than one room. ^_^

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (I2LwF)

195 much is a shitload? Are there also metric shitloads?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:53 PM (wwsoB)

Half a shit ton.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (OQpzc)

196 Will is right, but that's hardly good news. ZeroCare will implode and guess what comes next, kiddies!

Posted by: Barry at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (cDxma)

197 183
Has anyone ever quantified a crock of shit?



Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:51 PM (wwsoB)

Pretty sure it balances out to the weight of TFG.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (VLG62)

198 Awesome formatting, Cochran. Stay fuckin hot. Jackass

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:55 PM (GEICT)

199 well another productive day at the office....

nothing like knowing that an operation you had fostered into efficiency has descended into anarchy in a year.


Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 10:55 PM (LRFds)

200 Don't wake up CAC
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 10:06 PM (x78Lm)

Naps, cat naps all day. Consciousness has been a fair-weather friend.

Frightening cat lady car.

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:55 PM (niB9o)

201 Are there also metric shitloads?


Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:53 PM (wwsoB)

Yes, but since they are European, they don't stink.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:55 PM (VLG62)

202 Best experiment I ever had in chem: dropping a lump of pure sodium into a beaker of water.

Not so much an "experiment" as it was "fucking around in the back," but still the best

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (I2LwF)

203 and why would you shit in a crock pot?

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (niB9o)

204 Will is right, but that's hardly good news. ZeroCare will implode and guess what comes next, kiddies!
Posted by: Barry at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (cDxma)

Docs accepting chickens as payment again?

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (OQpzc)

205 195
much is a shitload? Are there also metric shitloads?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:53 PM (wwsoB)



Half a shit ton.

Posted by: Invictus at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM

Thank you. Strange how that's not in any weights and measurements apps

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (wwsoB)

206 (The parrots and part of the cats are my boyfriends.)

You should try a man. Or an apostrophe.

What happens next? The would be assassin is held in a room backstage. His would be victim makes a wrong turn and backs into the room, giving him a second, fatal chance. Or has that been done before?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (aH+zP)

207 Well C7 #0001 is going to a museum. Price of bid - $1,050,000.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (QLuGB)

208 203
and why would you shit in a crock pot?

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (niB9o)

You want to be hot shit?

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:57 PM (VLG62)

209 89 KBDaBear,

My problem with our debt is it is not "stimulating shit" that the private sector could and should do better at private risk with.

Barry's "venture cronyism" on energy, epa rgulatory fiat, spiking the pipeline.

Whatever, now someone is saying they think in 2016 we lose all our seats in the senate and they amend the US constitution at will.

More cats.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 10:57 PM (LRFds)

210 203
and why would you shit in a crock pot?

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (niB9o)

Well why wouldn't you?????

Posted by: 2 Girls 1 Cup at January 19, 2013 10:57 PM (cnS/d)

211 #208 Can shit freeze?

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:58 PM (niB9o)

212 163
125 118

Did you read Tiger is trying to woo back the ex with large money guarantees in a prenup. If true..pitiful, just pitiful.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:34 PM (M/TDA)



I don't think it's pitiful on Tiger's part. He wants his former
wife and mother of his children back and willing to guarantee his
commitment with what he has most of.



What would be pitiful is if she would accept it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 19, 2013 10:45 PM (aT/Cc)

She has always had his balls in her purse. He forgot, and she reminded him of by taking half of his toys and going home. She was nanny for Jesper Parnevik when he met her, and he said Tiger bugged him forever to set him up with her. Pretty much said she has him wrapped around her Swedish fingers.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2013 10:58 PM (Zd/NW)

213 203 and why would you shit in a crock pot?
Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (niB9o)



And what is up with the Dutch? Do their ovens really smell like farts?

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:58 PM (I2LwF)

214 and why would you shit in a crock pot?

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:56 PM (niB9o)
You don't have a pot to shit in?

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:58 PM (NaNKB)

215 194 B Cock, that's why we in the West have houses with more than one room. ^_^

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:54 PM (I2LwF)



That's why we down here in the South appreciate fucking our totally hot sweet southern belles. Some battles aren't worth the battles.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT)

216 I hate CRLF's, by the way.

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (NaNKB)

217 What is the blood alcohol content for plastered, loaded, shitfaced, buzzed, blasted, or two sheets to the wind?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (wwsoB)

218 LOL. I misread the parrots and some of the cats belonging to a boyfriend. Not that I suspected bestiality but I mistook it for cute talk about how much the pets were loved. LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (ORGYc)

219 Someone make me laugh or smile please .

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (TCy/B)

220 202 back in the day high school chemistry teachers loved to show off their bag of tricks. Great fun. Don't imagine they can do that anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (M/TDA)

221
Apropos of tmrw, if it is an Unkindness of Ravens, then it is a _______________ of Patriots.

Fill in the blank.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (p/cQy)

222 #214
Pot and shit don't together in any sentnace

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (niB9o)

223 211
#208 Can shit freeze?

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:58 PM (niB9o)

Clearly you do not have a back yard and a dog. You bet your sweet backside it does, and you would be grateful for that.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (VLG62)

224 Word up, B Cock.

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM (I2LwF)

225
>>>Well C7 #0001 is going to a museum. Price of bid - $1,050,000.

Sat. Night at BJ is a drunken pissing contest.
The good deals come on Sunday morning.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:00 PM (s0DGc)

226 not that a through discussion on the many fine qualities of the human excretory system is not charming in all its many quirk but....

*wow*

although I did like the one guy on twotter..."metric buttload"....

as opposed to the Imperial Hardsass?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 11:00 PM (LRFds)

227
Evening everyone.
Been sick with cold/sinus/flu thingy all week, but I still plan on cooking for tomorrows Bird Slaughter.
I will be making.
Chili, not just any chili, butthe best damn chili you've ever had
Fried Potatoes to go with the chili
Crispy Hot wings, with blue cheese dressing
Jalapeno Popper Dip
And of course, lots of Cold beer for the fellas, and a niceItalian wine for me
I'm praying Iwake up feeling better and ready to party !!

Posted by: spypeach at January 19, 2013 11:00 PM (pwTow)

228 In England, they sometimes call hashish "shit"

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 11:00 PM (I2LwF)

229 Well here is Super Girls. One cheerleader, one cop, and a soccer ref with red card. Cop also has handcuffs. So BCochran should be happy.
http://youtu.be/GcA5OB8x7fc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:01 PM (QLuGB)

230 208 Cac,

shit can freeze, and taking a shit in sub 20 below cold can cause gangrene in your ass.....

"strange but true"

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 11:01 PM (LRFds)

231 Pot and shit don't together in any sentnace

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 10:59 PM


"That pot you're smoking is really good shit"?

Posted by: otho at January 19, 2013 11:01 PM (yBF/9)

232 219
You sound like the old grandpa sitting at the breakfast table in the last scene of "Moonstruck". "Somebody tell a joke.".

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2013 11:01 PM (M/TDA)

233 But I've never heard them call a turd "hashish"

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 11:01 PM (I2LwF)

234 That's why we down here in the South appreciate fucking our totally hot sweet southern belles.

I gotta say, a soft Georgia drawl melts me. Only thing better is the Dublin accent.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (x78Lm)

235 220 Tuna,

my HS chem teacher doublechacked my napalm recipe for me, and offered friendly advice on better gelling.

pretty sure that would be a no no now

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (LRFds)

236 Sometimes they call it a "Piers" but never hashish

Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (I2LwF)

237 Does Canada have any sport besides hockey?

Posted by: booger at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (HI6wa)

238
A Cast of Falcons is the actual one.

How about a Paystreak of 49'ers? Or a Motherlode of 49'ers?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (p/cQy)

239 "Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?"

"Unhappy MACNAM, Unhappy MACNAM . . . "

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (NaNKB)

240 "Hey, Pablo, he broke the President!"

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 11:03 PM (NaNKB)

241 Someone make me laugh or smile please
Read 82 with and without making the word boyfriends as boyfriend's instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 11:03 PM (ORGYc)

242 237
Does Canada have any sport besides hockey?


Posted by: booger at January 19, 2013 11:02 PM (HI6wa)

Running, mostly from bears.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 11:03 PM (VLG62)

243 Apropos of tmrw, if it is an Unkindness of Ravens, then it is a _______________ of Patriots.

A douchebag of Patriots.

Posted by: joncelli at January 19, 2013 11:03 PM (CWlPF)

244 221 Apropos of tmrw, if it is an Unkindness of Ravens, then it is a _______________ of Patriots. Fill in the blank.

A yardage of a Patriots.

Although I prefer a Welker of a Patriots.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:04 PM (x78Lm)

245
A Fudgepack of 49'ers?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:04 PM (s0DGc)

246 (For those of you playing along at home, these are quotes from "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" by Firesign Theater. You can blame CAC for this.)

Posted by: filbert at January 19, 2013 11:04 PM (NaNKB)

247 So if I can interpret, George Will is called John Roberts a tricksy hobbit?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:04 PM (qjFNd)

248 A Free Clinic of 49ers?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (s0DGc)

249 My favorite bumper sticker of all time:

Meat is yummy.


Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (V70Uh)

250 Does Canada have any sport besides hockey?
Indoor lacrosse.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (ORGYc)

251 Well here is Super Girls. One cheerleader, one cop, and a soccer ref with red card. Cop also has handcuffs. So BCochran should be happy.
http://youtu.be/GcA5OB8x7fc
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:01 PM (QLuGB)

*sigh*

I feel like I'm watching the Pedophile Channel.

Too creepy.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (tBnjP)

252 garrett, someone walked away with a 67 GT500 for $175k. Car had been raced for two years by a professional. Then when the guy was injured in a race, not in this car, it was retired for over 30 years to his basement. Totally un-restored early GT500 with the close-set driving lights.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (QLuGB)

253 My son comes home from first grade and tells me that teacher says no more bathroom talk, and here we are discussing shit in its variations and locations.


I guess first grade is over.

Posted by: tcn at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (VLG62)

254
A Pelosi of 49ers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (p/cQy)

255 eman, I just enjoy the super kawaii and moe moe pop.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:06 PM (QLuGB)

256 What is the blood alcohol content for plastered, loaded, shitfaced, buzzed, blasted, or two sheets to the wind?
Posted by: kbdabear


No accurate BACs exist for those but Larry Miller says:
There are Five Levels of Drinking:

http://youtu.be/piPyfqAKf6o

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 11:06 PM (KDq5l)

257 175
>>>Men can not find women and they now date blow up dolls.

I got nothing here, but surely someone else does.



Posted by: Tobacco Road at January 19, 2013 10:48 PM (4Mv1T)

I wouldn't call it "dating", "booty call" yes, "dating" no.
My question is whether they make breakfast for the blow up dolls or just give them cab fare home?

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2013 11:07 PM (Zd/NW)

258
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (QLuGB)

That KR Conv. is going to bring big money tonight.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:07 PM (s0DGc)

259 I have three young engineers, all are taking the Ocare pill versus buying the new insurance. We are giving them a cash bonus for saving us a shitpot of money.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:08 PM (bR2AR)

260 I read Will's column this morning.

If I understand correctly, we can just pay the tax, if we are healthy, and when we get sick buy health insurance at that time. Sounds like a recipe for the insurance companies to go bankrupt, which will then usher in a chorus of calls for a single-payer national health insurance program.


Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:08 PM (V70Uh)

261

AP: For you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3_WyspDThQ

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2013 11:08 PM (x/Mi/)

262 Goodnight all.

Posted by: mon nom est mpfs at January 19, 2013 11:09 PM (TCy/B)

263 garret, the EXP 500 double prototype did not sell and the bid was over $2,000,000. Will see if the KR will sell.

If I had the cash, I would have been bidding on the un-restored GT500. It would have matched my 08 GT500 in colors.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:09 PM (QLuGB)

264 eman, I just enjoy the super kawaii and moe moe pop.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:06 PM (QLuGB)

Yeah, I get that, but I'm a guy and a Dad (two daughters).

I'm not saying anything against what you post. I'm saying add 5-10 years to the cast and all is well.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 11:09 PM (tBnjP)

265 Just found out that a friend of my wife's was at Obama's Executive Order sign-fest because her son wrote him a letter asking him to "do something" about guns.

The kid is 6.

He was standing right behind Obama.

I promptly deleted her from the Christmas card list.

WTF? Seriously, when you allow your kid to be used as a prop, you're a bigger asshole than the politicos who are doing the staging.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:09 PM (x78Lm)

266 I have three young engineers, all are taking the Ocare pill suppository versus buying the new insurance.

Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 11:10 PM (ORGYc)

267 If I understand correctly, we can just pay the tax, if we are healthy, and when we get sick buy health insurance at that time. Sounds like a recipe for the insurance companies to go bankrupt, which will then usher in a chorus of calls for a single-payer national health insurance program.


Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:08 PM (V70Uh)
------------------------------------------------------
It's a feature, not a bug

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 19, 2013 11:10 PM (jucos)

268 Arba, was that first tank the LeClerc? Eeekkk!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:10 PM (QLuGB)

269 Does Canada have any sport besides hockey?

Their official national summer sport, lacrosse.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 11:10 PM (FcR7P)

270 Is it an EEO violation if I give a hiring preference to people with existing health care, ie spouse or TriCare? I know I can't ask if they have cancer or 8 kids, but can I bump them for saving me money?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:10 PM (bR2AR)

271 night mpfs....i'm sleepy too

Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2013 11:10 PM (LRFds)

272 WTF? Seriously, when you allow your kid to be used as a prop, you're a bigger asshole than the politicos who are doing the staging.

Posted by: Sean Bannion


"All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 11:11 PM (KDq5l)

273 I almost forgot, they play Flutie-ball up there, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 11:11 PM (FcR7P)

274 rodeo

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 11:12 PM (GVxQo)

275 How did Shackelton forget he had a shitload of booze still left to drink?

Sounds like poor liquor management.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 11:12 PM (iY/tp)

276 And the Bills did so well after they got rid of Flutie too.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 11:12 PM (ORGYc)

277 A Fap of Morons?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:13 PM (BStAJ)

278 "All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state."

No shit.

His Dad was a West Point grad too.

Then again, he kicked his wife and 2 kids to the curb about 5 months after he got back from Iraq, so maybe I shouldn't have been surprised.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:13 PM (x78Lm)

279 eman - http://youtu.be/NjWq8YrkSJw

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:14 PM (QLuGB)

280 If someone asks in 2015 if the USA should divide into two countries, one with EbolaCare and one without, it just might make it so.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 11:14 PM (tBnjP)

281 250 Does Canada have any sport besides hockey?


Indoor lacrosse.


Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 11:05 PM (ORGYc)




Curling

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:14 PM (GEICT)

282 Beethoven's 9th is wonderful - but "Clockwork Orange" sort of spoiled it for me. Everytime I hear it, I think of Alex banging his head on the floor and diving out the window.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:16 PM (BStAJ)

283 HOLY CRAP BUTLER DOES IT AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 19, 2013 11:16 PM (NzBQO)

284
268 AP Yes

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2013 11:17 PM (x/Mi/)

285 Is it an EEO violation if I give a hiring preference to people with existing health care, ie spouse or TriCare? I know I can't ask if they have cancer or 8 kids, but can I bump them for saving me money?

Wouldn't matter since TRICARE always takes position as secondary insurer if other health coverage us available.

Sounds like you're saying that you'd hire them if they didn't take your health care because they already had coverage.

That sounds illegal. But, some lawyer moron (as opposed to a Moron lawyer) should know.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:17 PM (x78Lm)

286 Stan Musial and Earl Weaver died today.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 11:17 PM (FcR7P)

287 eman - http://youtu.be/NjWq8YrkSJw
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:14 PM (QLuGB)

Did you you do that just for me?

You are a doll, Anna.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 11:17 PM (tBnjP)

288 Sweep! Sweep! Sweep!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 19, 2013 11:17 PM (ORGYc)

289 tbird

aw, i knew about weaver didn't know musial died too....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 11:18 PM (GVxQo)

290 OK morons. Since you all brought it up, I'd like to pitch a business proposal. Remember the sidebar story the other day about treating Clostridium difficile diarrhea with a feces transplant (or more accurately, a feces enema) from a healthy donor? Well, I mentioned this to a doctor friend of mine today and he said, "Eww, gross! I'd rather save some of my own while I'm healthy for future use if needed."

So, now I have an idea for a business. Instead of a blood bank or a sperm bank, it would be a fecal bank. One could freeze the samples and store them in cryonic deep storage for decades. I'm thinking of calling it "Poop-sicles". Whaddya think?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 11:18 PM (1OZSU)

291 Here Bannion, a bendy Pats cheerleader....



http://tinyurl.com/bh3arey

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:19 PM (GEICT)

292 "Does Canada have any sport besides hockey? "

Well, there's us....

Posted by: The Toronto Blue Jays Now With R.A. Dickey at January 19, 2013 11:19 PM (BStAJ)

293 Reyes,Bautista, Cy Dickey don't play hockey





Posted by: akak at January 19, 2013 11:19 PM (eFroM)

294 Running, mostly from bears.

Their official national summer sport, lacrosse.



So, Canada has hockey on ice, hockey on grass and in between they run from bears?

Posted by: booger at January 19, 2013 11:20 PM (HI6wa)

295 Night all.

Don't burn the blog down or stress out the hamsters. OCARE does not cover a meltdown and the poor dears are still recovering from the music thread last night.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 19, 2013 11:20 PM (QLuGB)

296 Did someone say bendy Patriots cheerleader?

http://forshiggles.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/patriots-cheerleaders.jpg

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 11:21 PM (iY/tp)

297 Sean, I'm sure it's shady. I forgot that about Tri-care, spousal policy would work. Just scrounging for quarters in the couch.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:21 PM (uRbX6)

298 I'm thinking of calling it "Poop-sicles". Whaddya think?

When I need a fecal transplant, I just look for fresh, Monterey strawberries.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 11:22 PM (FcR7P)

299 Maybe you could just get Nobel laureate's poop. People will spend extra money for that shit.


Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:23 PM (V70Uh)

300 I left to read the George Will editorial. I hope he's right about Obamacare.

Posted by: CarolT at January 19, 2013 11:23 PM (z4WKX)

301 Holy fuck!

"Trouble With The Curve" sucked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2013 11:23 PM (GsoHv)

302 i

Posted by: CAC at January 19, 2013 11:23 PM (niB9o)

303 Or fast food tomatoes

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:24 PM (uRbX6)

304 Here Bannion, a bendy Pats cheerleader....

Impressive.

Riddle me this. Why are so many pro-level cheerleaders fugly?

That chick needs make-up applied with a trowel. Stat!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:24 PM (x78Lm)

305 Quoting eman: "How many Bulgarian assassins does it take to shoot a guy in the head at point-blank range"

He's not really an assassin. He's really only an ATTEMPTED assassin







....and a punching/kicking bag, which I found amusing.

Posted by: Mr_Write at January 19, 2013 11:24 PM (CLkAH)

306
"Poop-sicles".

We give a shit.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:24 PM (KBhQ7)

307 i

Posted by: CAC


Dude, summarize.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 11:25 PM (KDq5l)

308 cAC mixing pain killer and booze again?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:25 PM (uRbX6)

309 Stan the Man was a class act - and an amazing player who never got the attention DiMaggio and Williams received because he played in St. Louis, which might as well be Outer Mongolia as far as Yankees/Bosox obsessed sports writers are concerned.

R.I.P.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:25 PM (BStAJ)

310 I'm thinking of calling it "Poop-sicles". Whaddya think?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 11:18 PM (1OZSU)

It stinks.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 11:25 PM (tBnjP)

311 Watching the attempted assassination was intense. It happened so quickly.
The quick and the dead. That is what it comes down to.

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2013 11:26 PM (ETzxk)

312 An elbow of cheerleaders.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 11:26 PM (FcR7P)

313 That video is a revolver ad waiting to be written, not sur e&e brought enough gun if it had worked.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:26 PM (uRbX6)

314 Why do restaurants blast music? I was in several places tonight and it's just cranked dance music. Which sucks.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 11:27 PM (MPjT8)

315
>>>An elbow of cheerleaders.

A pound of cheerleaders?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:27 PM (KBhQ7)

316 Riddle me this. Why are so many pro-level cheerleaders fugly?

That chick needs make-up applied with a trowel. Stat!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:24 PM (x78Lm)



Very common. They're looking for the body/body type they want, personality, skill set to do the dances. they have them tryout in "full game make up." and if they aren't hideous with make up on, they don't care.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT)

317 An ampersand, I am blessed. How the hell did I do it?

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:28 PM (uRbX6)

318 C'mon- the capital investment would be pretty minimal and staffing wouldn't be a problem. All I would need is a receptionist, a big box of Zip-Loc bags, a bathroom and a freezer. Oh and a Sharpie pen for writing the customer's name on the bag. This could be lucrative.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 11:29 PM (1OZSU)

319 When they said gas pistol and Bulgaria in the same sentence, I was thinking cyanide.

Tear gas...Sheesh!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 19, 2013 11:29 PM (1awjs)

320 Wow. They are hustling that KR across the block.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2013 11:29 PM (KBhQ7)

321 Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT)

Out of every squad I see, there are maybe 3 who I look at and say "dayuuummmmmm".

The rest?

Strumpets.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:30 PM (x78Lm)

322 But why wouldn't a customer just use his/her own damn ziploc bag and freezer?


Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:30 PM (V70Uh)

323 I'm a fan of the Steelers cheerleaders.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:30 PM (uRbX6)

324 What the hell is wrong with strumpets?
I mean, other than that whole strumpet thing...

Posted by: navybrat at January 19, 2013 11:30 PM (ETzxk)

325 Al, a process patent

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:31 PM (uRbX6)

326 RIP Earl Weaver. I can remember when he managed the Orioles.

Posted by: joncelli at January 19, 2013 11:31 PM (CWlPF)

327 "Trouble With The Curve" sucked. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2013 11:23 PM (GsoHv)

Yeah, it did. And I love both Eastwood and baseball and I really wanted it to be good.

There are a lot of baseball movies - and most of them suck, unfortunately. I recently suffered through "The Natural." That's got to be the suckiest one of all.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:31 PM (BStAJ)

328 Out of every squad I see, there are maybe 3 who I look at and say "dayuuummmmmm".

The rest?

Strumpets.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:30 PM (x78Lm)



That's prob a little low, but yeah, basic point is accurate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)

329 Joe Dirt on CC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 19, 2013 11:31 PM (piMMO)

330 What the hell is wrong with strumpets?

At 3 a.m. in any bar in the world?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:32 PM (x78Lm)

331 322 But why wouldn't a customer just use his/her own damn ziploc bag and freezer?
Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:30 PM (V70Uh)

*******

How are you gonna explain that to your wife when she's looking for leftover beef stew or something?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 11:32 PM (1OZSU)

332 I left to read the George Will editorial. I hope he's right about Obamacare.

All I kept thinking about was the power that Roberts gave Congress: as long as they "tax" us for non-compliance, they can do anything they want. Think of all the non-compliances they could gleefully come up with.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2013 11:32 PM (FcR7P)

333 An ingratitude of Occupiers?

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:32 PM (kPFAg)

334 As someone who follows them, why don't the Detroit Lions have cheerleaders?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 19, 2013 11:33 PM (AC0lD)

335 There are a lot of baseball movies - and most of them suck, unfortunately. I recently suffered through "The Natural." That's got to be the suckiest one of all.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:31 PM (BStAJ)




Shut your mouth!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:33 PM (GEICT)

336 That's prob a little low, but yeah, basic point is accurate.

OK then, we'll go with "runts of the litter"

Better?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:33 PM (x78Lm)

337 Okay, so it was a crappy idea. Never mind.



grumble, grumble, grumble...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (1OZSU)

338 An indifference of bureaucrats.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (kPFAg)

339 An asylum of legislators.

Posted by: Al at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (V70Uh)

340 Seamus, that sounds like a shitty business plan.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (cHZB7)

341 An Earl of Orioles?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (1OZSU)

342 I recently suffered through "The Natural." That's got to be the suckiest one of all.

Blasphemy!!!

She's a witch!! Burn her!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (x78Lm)

343
No shit.



His Dad was a West Point grad too.



Then again, he kicked his wife and 2 kids to the curb about 5 months
after he got back from Iraq, so maybe I shouldn't have been surprised.


Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:13 PM (x78Lm)

Don't forget, they get their appointments to West Point via congresscritters, so there is a lot of political bullshit sometimes needed for them to get into the service academies. So the most liberal Dem gets to "recommend" the same number as the most pro defense conservative.
They are probably Dem hacks.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM (Zd/NW)

344 Okay, so it was a crappy idea. Never mind.
grumble, grumble, grumble...

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


There's always the German and Japanese markets...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 11:35 PM (KDq5l)

345 A sneer of Senators.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:35 PM (kPFAg)

346 Maintain condition yellow.

Posted by: General Woundwort at January 19, 2013 11:35 PM (zOP5o)

347 A Malevolence of Democrats

Posted by: joncelli at January 19, 2013 11:36 PM (CWlPF)

348 Ive got hay, oil and ropes Bannion. You bring the wood and build the pyre.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:36 PM (GEICT)

349 I've don't some special event security, you would think the pro athletes have nothing but hot chicks - but no. Inexplicable, because there are several hot ones begging to get in.

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:36 PM (uRbX6)

350 A Cancer of Democrats. Period, mofo's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2013 11:37 PM (KDq5l)

351
A crackden of politicians.

A sewer of trial lawyers.



Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 19, 2013 11:38 PM (AC0lD)

352 316
Riddle me this. Why are so many pro-level cheerleaders fugly?



That chick needs make-up applied with a trowel. Stat!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:24 PM (x78Lm)





Very common. They're looking for the body/body type they want,
personality, skill set to do the dances. they have them tryout in "full
game make up." and if they aren't hideous with make up on, they don't
care.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT)

Plus when they are on the field they are 10 yards or so from the fans, so all the drunks in the front row see are the boobs and the hair. They then use their "spank banks" to fill in the blanks.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 19, 2013 11:38 PM (Zd/NW)

353 Ive got hay, oil and ropes Bannion. You bring the wood and build the pyre.

Why am I thinking that if we did this you and I would look like 2 of the Three Stooges?

.....


Might be related to current alcohol intake.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:38 PM (x78Lm)

354 A quiver of Republicans

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:38 PM (uRbX6)

355 Seamus,
An Earl of Orioles?
No, an Earl of Dukes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embeddedv=h6Uht69h8Is#!


Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:38 PM (kPFAg)

356 A massgrave of lawyers.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2013 11:39 PM (GULKT)

357 Why am I thinking that if we did this you and I would look like 2 of the Three Stooges?




Good point.


CBD!!!!! Get over here and help us!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT)

358 What does it take to shut this fucking place down?

I've had an Ambien and I'm still awake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:40 PM (UOM48)

359 A deadcountry of liberals.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 11:41 PM (MPjT8)

360 "A Smack of Jellyfish" - the GOP

"A Knot of Toads" - the Obama Adminstration

"A Pass of Asses" - Saturday night at teh ghey bar

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:42 PM (BStAJ)

361 t-bird, I was just going to post on Stan the Man's passing.

When I was in little league, summer after 4th grade, the kids on the team who hadn't missed a practice were given a hitting instructional albulm at the end of the year. It was Stan. There were stories and such interjected.
Going from memory (stop laughing) and I haven't heard the thing in at least 45 years, a couple of lines from Harry Carey's broadcast of a millstone.

Here's the stretch. From the belt. And the pitch.....
Line drive there it is!!!
Into left field!!!
Hit number 3000!!!
Musial rounding first on his way to second with a double!!!
Holy cow he came through!!!
(someone) hands Musical the ball. He turns and throws it into the dugout.
Here's the photographers out on the field....

I still have the album. I still love the game.

Posted by: teej at January 19, 2013 11:43 PM (zSyar)

362 A Sneer of Butlers

A Bootlick of Newsanchors

Posted by: The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth at January 19, 2013 11:43 PM (Hsgnv)

363 A children of Liberals.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:43 PM (kPFAg)

364 A coven of media elites.

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 11:43 PM (VMcEw)

365 I have a gun report. I went to the local (huge) pawn shop to check out pricing and stuff. They had lots of guns, just no EBRs. But their pricing seemed otherworldly. A crappy looking used 1911 that might have been used as a hammer some time in its past was tagged at $1295. The cheapest semi-auto handgun in the place was $400. I'd never heard of the brand.

Holy fuck. Most of the ammo was gone too, but what was left I just didn't have the heart to check prices on. The used finer print on their tags than lawyers do on disclosure statements. I did see a few 50 round boxes of 7.62 x51; they probably wanted a fresh human kidney per box.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2013 11:44 PM (cHZB7)

366 A buttfuck of democraps

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 19, 2013 11:44 PM (SkyIE)

367 359 A deadcountry of liberals.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 11:41 PM (MPjT


Dreeeeeam. Dream dream dream.

(don't know how to put the song in my head to words)

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 11:44 PM (sqp6o)

368 Jane D'oh, hopefully this can help you sleep

http://tinyurl.com/ah6zg6a

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:45 PM (BBWjt)

369 a bloat of hippos

a glozing of taverners

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 11:45 PM (GVxQo)

370 A crash of RINO's.

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 11:46 PM (VMcEw)

371 a clusterfuck of boehners

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 19, 2013 11:46 PM (GVxQo)

372 A contempt of newsmen.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:46 PM (kPFAg)

373 I've had an Ambien and I'm still awake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:40 PM (UOM4




Same here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:47 PM (GEICT)

374 A bangfest of gingers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2013 11:47 PM (cHZB7)

375 Awww....chemjeff.

I'll put in a good word for you with alexthechick.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:47 PM (UOM48)

376
An ampersand of comments.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 11:47 PM (p/cQy)

377 A reach-around of RINOS.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:47 PM (kPFAg)

378 I did see a few 50 round boxes of 7.62 x51; they probably wanted a fresh human kidney per box.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2013 11:44 PM (cHZB7)

Over at CtD it's going for your first born.

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 11:48 PM (sqp6o)

379 Millstone? Milestone.
Ah well..

Posted by: teej at January 19, 2013 11:48 PM (b9+ZZ)

380 I want an Ambien. I have a bad case of insomnia.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 19, 2013 11:48 PM (jucos)

381 371
a clusterfuck of boehners




ha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:48 PM (UOM48)

382 Alright, I'm out.


PTFO Morons

Posted by: BCochran1981 at January 19, 2013 11:48 PM (GEICT)

383 &, hah

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:49 PM (uRbX6)

384 A double-post of aces.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2013 11:49 PM (tBnjP)

385 Right behind you. G'night y'all

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:49 PM (x78Lm)

386 A pestilence of lawyers.

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 19, 2013 11:49 PM (3QaxX)

387 so why again is AtC on the warpath?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:50 PM (BBWjt)

388 A murder of Politicians

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 19, 2013 11:50 PM (jucos)

389 It has been awhile but I see nothing has changed in the Moronshpere. Same silly ass chin music that hasn't gotten any funnier. I wonder, does ACE still bring teh funny?

Posted by: AGING HIPPIE DOUCH OF SOUTHPARK at January 19, 2013 11:50 PM (rPV8C)

390 a lacewigs of spam

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:50 PM (BBWjt)

391 I'm sure there are dozens of Greeks, Russians, Serbs, Romanians, and Albanains working on ways to get ammo here

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:51 PM (uRbX6)

392 I just took half of an Ambien of my husband's. Scared to take a whole one. Woke up one morning with full glasses of water in Every Single Room of the downstairs.

He's camping with his scouts this weekend. I have trouble sleeping when he's away. Now I'm rambling, aren't I?

Argh.

May take the other half shortly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:51 PM (UOM48)

393 An "Unkindness of Ravens" dates from the 15th century?

That's awesome, they were able to look 500 years into the future and predict the outcome of the Denver-Baltimore game.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:51 PM (BStAJ)

394 an abomination of obamas

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:51 PM (BBWjt)

395 A shame-walk of Sandra Fluk followers.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 19, 2013 11:51 PM (kPFAg)

396 A crotchrot of liberals.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 19, 2013 11:52 PM (cHZB7)

397 A tapeworm of taxes

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 19, 2013 11:52 PM (3QaxX)

398 Mrs. D has insomnia lately as well. Any ideas?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 11:52 PM (MPjT8)

399 a maelstrom of regulations

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:52 PM (BBWjt)

400 398
Mrs. D has insomnia lately as well. Any ideas?

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 11:52 PM (MPjT


umm... you're asking us?
fuck her harder?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt)

401 An ebola of politicians

Posted by: @PurpAv at January 19, 2013 11:53 PM (3QaxX)

402 so why again is AtC on the warpath?

When you have a bunch of velociraptors as pets, I don't think conventional concepts like "needing a reason" obtain any longer.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 11:53 PM (Eu2Ht)

403
I just took half of an Ambien of my husband's. Scared to take a whole one. Woke up one morning with full glasses of water in Every Single Room of the downstairs.

========
well, that would kill the aliens in "Signs".

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 19, 2013 11:54 PM (MPjT8)

404
A give of fucks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 11:54 PM (p/cQy)

405 Here's the commie version of the 5th Dimension's "Aquarius" I discovered while trying to send my boy a Happy Birthday one:

http://tinyurl.com/caa5r7p

Notice the Che love, among others. Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:54 PM (UOM48)

406 398
"Mrs. D has insomnia lately as well. Any ideas?

Posted by: USS Diversity"

Diversify, a hot Asian chick could help, remember pics

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:55 PM (uRbX6)

407 oh, I see, so AtC is working on making alextopia a reality, got it

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:55 PM (BBWjt)

408 A clusterfuck of consultants

Posted by: joncelli at January 19, 2013 11:55 PM (CWlPF)

409 A slumber of insomniacs

Posted by: RWC at January 19, 2013 11:55 PM (sqp6o)

410 A slattern of Flukes

Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (BBWjt)

411 So, kilgores lonely

Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (uRbX6)

412
A Tantrum of Liberals

Posted by: Arbalest at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (x/Mi/)

413 404
A give of fucks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2013 11:54 PM (p/cQy)

You called?

Posted by: Sandy fluck at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (sqp6o)

414 USS D,

You might queue up this instructional video:

http://bit.ly/XNkDwW

Posted by: sTevo at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (VMcEw)

415 403

I just took half of an Ambien of my husband's. Scared to take a
whole one. Woke up one morning with full glasses of water in Every
Single Room of the downstairs.

========
well, that would kill the aliens in "Signs".




Lol. It still makes me crazy they didn't bring the poor dog in. Or go to the lake.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (UOM48)

416 11-minute+ game in this Sharapova match.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2013 11:57 PM (Eu2Ht)

417 A botox of Pelosis.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 19, 2013 11:59 PM (BStAJ)

418 342
I recently suffered through "The Natural." That's got to be the suckiest one of all.



Blasphemy!!!



She's a witch!! Burn her!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 19, 2013 11:34 PM

I liked The Natural, mainly for Wilford Brimley and Randy Newman's score.

What sucked was Field of Dreams. Typical lefty angst about playing catch with daddy. Throw in Kevin Costner


Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 12:00 AM (wwsoB)

419 We need nude tennis

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 12:00 AM (uRbX6)

420 Freedom-Free Riders : post '60's faux civil rights heroes whose only protest is to vote Dem every four years, yet tell us, incessantly, how much they care.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 20, 2013 12:00 AM (kPFAg)

421 A sphincter of journalists

Posted by: ET at January 20, 2013 12:01 AM (YpjaN)

422 Lol. It still makes me crazy they didn't bring the poor dog in. Or go to the lake.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2013 11:56 PM (UOM4


What about the aliens coming to a planet without suits to protect them from water? Its like us going to a planet that is composed of 70% sulfuric acid and walking around naked.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2013 12:01 AM (GULKT)

423 A murderdeathkill of Algerian hostages.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2013 12:02 AM (cHZB7)

424 an Ace of Movie Reviews

Posted by: ONT Bureau of Weights and Measurements at January 20, 2013 12:03 AM (wwsoB)

425
umm... you're asking us?
fuck her harder?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 19, 2013 11:53 PM (BBWjt) ========
we're married, chem, come on

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 20, 2013 12:03 AM (MPjT8)

426 A spineless of RINOs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2013 12:03 AM (cHZB7)

427 What about the aliens coming to a planet without
suits to protect them from water? Its like us going to a planet that is
composed of 70% sulfuric acid and walking around naked.

Posted by: buzzion at January 20, 2013 12:01 AM (GULKT



My Ambien: Whaaa?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 12:04 AM (UOM48)

428 A thrill of trolls

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 12:05 AM (UOM48)

429 420 Freedom-Free Riders

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 20, 2013 12:00 AM (kPFAg

Watch your tongue. Our Dear Leader was a gleam in some dumb socialist baby daddies eye during that time.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:05 AM (sqp6o)

430 The Natural>Field of Dreams>Bad News Bears>Major League>Bear League>Bull Durham

Posted by: Rollie Fingers at January 20, 2013 12:06 AM (I88Jc)

431 Jean, okay, here ya go

http://tinyurl.com/a4a5r8j

very very NSFW

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2013 12:06 AM (BBWjt)

432 a mashup of banhammers

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 12:07 AM (UOM48)

433 A little league of Obama shields.

Posted by: sTevo at January 20, 2013 12:08 AM (VMcEw)

434 Gun rights protestors? Please tell me this is only the media term. NO rights for guns or any other inanimate objects. Protesting to keep our 2nd Amendment rights --thank you all who participated.

Posted by: Palerider at January 20, 2013 12:08 AM (vL0Nv)

435 They should make a movie where the smart scientists explore a planet while petting vaj snakes.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:08 AM (sqp6o)

436 Has it ever been determined whether the Newtown psycho used handguns or the "assault" rifle? Still confused on that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 20, 2013 12:09 AM (ZPrif)

437 The whole story of the Natural was absurd. Guy with his amazing childhood bat, and either he's whacking homers out of the park or he's striking out. I kept thinking "Christ,doesn't this guy ever hit a single?"

"Field of Dreams" sucked too, although I liked the concept of the old guy stepping into the field and suddenly becoming the young ballplayer he once was and having the temptation of staying in this magical but limited world and stepping out of it to resume adult responsbilities. But yeah, lots of lefty crap pushed as "idealism."

Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 12:10 AM (BStAJ)

438 The Newtown shroud of secrecy is by design.

Posted by: sTevo at January 20, 2013 12:11 AM (VMcEw)

439 Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2013 12:06 AM (BBWjt)


I love dailymotion's age restriction.

This is age restricted-click to turn off age restriction.


About as effective as Gun Free Zone signs.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:12 AM (sqp6o)

440

... and, speaking of the 2nd Amendment:

Anonymous staunch 2nd Amendment supporters?

http://www.thecoffeeshopblog.net/2013/01/anonymous-staunch-2nd-amendment.html

... the video sure looks real ... I suppose that Anonymous supporting the 2nd Amendment should not be much of a surprise.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 20, 2013 12:14 AM (x/Mi/)

441 George Will: Obamacare will fail because it will destroy the private sector insurance market really fast.

Democrats: Oh no! We totally didn't mean to do that. Oh well, win some, lose some.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 20, 2013 12:15 AM (nZvGM)

442 436 Has it ever been determined whether the Newtown psycho used handguns or the "assault" rifle? Still confused on that.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 20, 2013 12:09 AM (ZPrif)

Not a conspiracy theorist, but the lack of information is pretty astounding.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:15 AM (sqp6o)

443 Evening, all ...

I think the only baseball flick I saw was Major League.

Natural - nope,
Field of Dreams - nope,
Bull Durham - nope.

Slap Shot only some youtube clips ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 12:15 AM (TvO05)

444 I'm off once again. Fingers aren't working so well. Night all. Hello, Ambien.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2013 12:15 AM (UOM48)

445 As it should Chemjeff

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 12:15 AM (uRbX6)

446 It's not that I don't understand hockey. It's that I don't give a shit.



Evening roonz and roonettez! What's shakin'? I went to the gun show today, I can now move it from my "things to do before I die" list over to my "things I will not likely do again (while sober/on purpose)" list.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:16 AM (yh0zB)

447 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:16 AM

So a gun show is like a Justin Bieber concert is what you're saying ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 12:17 AM (TvO05)

448 A shitstorm of Weavers

Posted by: MLB Umpires at January 20, 2013 12:17 AM (BStAJ)

449 How can the handgun or rifle question not have been resolved by now?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 20, 2013 12:17 AM (ZPrif)

450 "Slap Shot only some youtube clips ..."

Gasp! You could say that it's in "A League of [its] Own"...

Posted by: Tank Girl at January 20, 2013 12:18 AM (I88Jc)

451 172 I can't figure out how HBO is still functioning

Other than sports, HBO has the only television worth watching. They have a ton of great series subscribers can watch at their leisure. If you haven't seen Band of Brothers, you should rent it. Rome, John Adams, Treme and especially The Wire are all great too. If I could cancel every other channel and still watch the sports I like,I would.

Posted by: Jordan at January 20, 2013 12:18 AM (Hz1zc)

452 Also, I call bullshit on the list of collective nouns. A fapping of morons was not listed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:19 AM (yh0zB)

453 Gasp! You could say that it's in "A League of [its] Own"...

Never saw that one either ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 12:19 AM (TvO05)

454 222
#214

Pot and shit don't together in any sentnace

*******************

Then shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Blues Magoos at January 20, 2013 12:21 AM (HVtRc)

455 "Can You Guess What Happened Next?"
The young guy realized that Europe doesn't have gun violence and sheepishly apologized?

Posted by: sobek at January 20, 2013 12:24 AM (sWgE+)

456 So a gun show is like a Justin Bieber concert is what you're saying ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 12:17 AM (TvO05)


Having never been to a Bieber concert I couldn't say, but I imagine it doesn't get wrapped up early because Cletus shot himself while showing the deputy at the door that his pistol was unloaded. *drops magazine* "See, it ain't loaded!" *aims at hand* *pulls trigger* "Medic!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:25 AM (yh0zB)

457 449 How can the handgun or rifle question not have been resolved by now?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 20, 2013 12:17 AM (ZPrif)


The coroners report (which is not anywhere now) showed that it was .223 as the round used. Another report said the rifle was in the trunk and he used handguns. Another said there was a shotgun in the trunk.

Bottom line, don't trust shit that is reported.


Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:26 AM (sqp6o)

458 Having never been to a Bieber concert I couldn't say, but I imagine it doesn't get wrapped up early because Cletus shot himself while showing the deputy at the door that his pistol was unloaded. *drops magazine* "See, it ain't loaded!" *aims at hand* *pulls trigger* "Medic!"
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:25 AM (yh0zB)

I laughed, I can see it going down. Good lord.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on Amazon. http://tinyurl.com/ahc8poj at January 20, 2013 12:27 AM (l86i3)

459 452 Also, I call bullshit on the list of collective nouns. A fapping of morons was not listed.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:19 AM (yh0zB)

Well, they were kinda busy.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:29 AM (sqp6o)

460 The only good thing is he was aiming down towards the ground, so the bullet didn't pass through his hand and then hit someone else. If it had he would have broken all four of the rules, although I'm guessing his non-violation of Rule 4 (be sure of your target and the backstop) was more by accident than design.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:31 AM (yh0zB)

461 Didn't one (or more) of our contingent go to an NC gun show today? Says there was an accidental shooting......http://tinyurl.com/b5td63g

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 12:32 AM (kaalw)

462 Re: the North Carolina plates "First in Flight"

Right now, one of my favorite parts of the story is where Orville sends the Flyer to London, as payback for the government saying Langley flew the first airplane. I understand why he brought it back in 1948, but it might have been useful for the nation if it was still there, as a lesson.

Posted by: W. at January 20, 2013 12:33 AM (kpsfi)

463 Wait un minuto..."Bad News Bears"?

Posted by: beisbol at January 20, 2013 12:33 AM (I88Jc)

464 Aaand, I'm back.

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 20, 2013 12:33 AM (jIaZt)

465
Oh, bleeding heck. I see that the Brits have revived "Yes, Prime Minster" in a new series with a new cast.

First episode was savaged in the reviews.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 20, 2013 12:36 AM (kdS6q)

466 Cooth, that was the one. I was told it was a pistol and no one else was hurt, obviously what I was told as we were walking out was wrong. That's even worse then, Cletus did manage to violate all four rules.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:36 AM (yh0zB)

467 I bought three rifles today and verbally beat down a leftist hippie in a store in front of God and everyone

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 12:36 AM (XDC0v)

468 gay, thought Vividred Operation aired on Saturday nights

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 12:37 AM (vJdyz)

469 tomorrow's gaming thread cosplayer

http://i.picpar.com/2Kk.jpg

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 12:39 AM (vJdyz)

470 Because i read yesterday that when you're silent when people say stupid leftist shit (because you're just trying to be polite in a crowd) they take it as an assent or admission of their viewpoint. I'm done with that- I've spoken up twice in the last two days, including contradicting at length a black man in Watts. Liberating.

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 12:41 AM (XDC0v)

471 Great. "Erupted in gunfire". Thanks Cletus, you ignorant shitbag.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:43 AM (yh0zB)

472 460
The only good thing is he was aiming down towards the ground, so the
bullet didn't pass through his hand and then hit someone else. If it had
he would have broken all four of the rules, although I'm guessing his
non-violation of Rule 4 (be sure of your target and the backstop) was
more by accident than design.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:31 AM (yh0zB)

That is definitely going to seriously fuck up his fapping.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 20, 2013 12:43 AM (Zd/NW)

473 Justin Bieber threw up at one of his concerts ... but it was prolly less potentially lethal than him shooting some one.

The paparazzi car accident had nothing to do with him, just a car ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 12:43 AM (TvO05)

474 bought three rifles today and verbally beat down a leftist hippie in a store in front of God and everyone

Nobody needs three rifles.

Posted by: Barack XVI, taking Air Force One out to get some deep-dish pizza at January 20, 2013 12:43 AM (FcR7P)

475 474 Two bolts and a lever. CA. is WAY more one-party than NY, and I'm hedging my bets on what leftist bullshit surprise they have in store for us re gun control.

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 12:45 AM (XDC0v)

476 474 In fact I said that exactly yesterday: "It's not about need and it's not about hunting"

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 12:46 AM (XDC0v)

477 The writing on "The Old Guys" was an eye opener for me. With three great British television actors at their disposal, all that the educated writing twerps can produce are tired, old Kinnock references and other political dead ends.

Posted by: beisbol at January 20, 2013 12:48 AM (I88Jc)

478 Hi ont. What yadrinking tonite? I have my usual coors light.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 12:49 AM (EAAfY)

479 Nobody needs three rifles.

Posted by: Barack XVI, taking Air Force One out to get some deep-dish pizza at January 20, 2013 12:43 AM (FcR7P)


I was working the GrassRoots NC booth, we were collecting signatures to send to our elected representatives to tell them not to support any of Oblamo's gun control bullshit. One lady told me she didn't believe in gun control but "nobody needs thirty bullets to hunt deer!" I told her "Ma'am, 30 round magazines are not for hunting deer. They are for hunting tyrants."

She didn't sign our petition for some reason...I believe she thought I was an extremist nutbag (I'm basing that on her calling me an extremist nutbag as she stomped off). Three people standing nearby immediately signed the petition.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:50 AM (yh0zB)

480 Incidentally y'all Big 5 is getting their ammo in Monday and they're opening an hour earlier than usual for MLK. Like fishin' in a lake right after they've stocked it.

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 12:51 AM (XDC0v)

481 479 Haha good for you!

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 12:51 AM (XDC0v)

482 478 Hi ont. What yadrinking tonite? I have my usual coors light.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 12:49 AM (EAAfY)


Evenin' lou.

So, drinking water then?

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:52 AM (sqp6o)

483 One lady told me she didn't believe in gun control but "nobody needs thirty bullets to hunt deer!"

The DHS isn't hunting deer with 1.6 billion rounds.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2013 12:54 AM (FcR7P)

484 (I'm basing that on her calling me an extremist nutbag as she stomped off).


Liberals lie a lot, so take this with a grain of salt. And maybe some lime and tequila ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 12:54 AM (TvO05)

485 So, I worked the GRNC booth for 3 hours and got about 15 minutes of looking around before they started clearing the place out thanks to Cletus's shenanigans. Everything was going for 1.5 to 2x what it was going for a couple of months ago except for 30 round AR mags which were only going for 4x what they were going for a couple of months ago. I asked about 6.5x50 brass at a couple of places that had brass and they looked at me like I had sprouted tentacles out of my head.



So, that was my very first gun show experience. Like I said, not likely to go back on purpose.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:55 AM (yh0zB)

486 Evenin' lou. So, drinking water then?
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 12:52 AM (sqp6o)

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 12:55 AM (EAAfY)

487 Not to mention the line that snaked all the way around the building and then out to the parking lot almost back to the fence, it took an hour and a half just to get inside.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 12:57 AM (yh0zB)

488 And just noticed my new hash, kinda like it. Dont know why got a new one.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 12:58 AM (EAAfY)

489 "Nobody needs three rifles."
Unless you can hold and fire one with your dong.
Ladies.

Posted by: sobek at January 20, 2013 12:59 AM (sWgE+)

490 anyone hear anything of our MissTammy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

491 Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 12:55 AM (EAAfY)


At least i didn't ask if they sell Keystone Light.

Keystone Light is Coors Light.

Castillo rum is Bacardi.

Overproducing and contracts are a bitch.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:00 AM (sqp6o)

492 490 anyone hear anything of our MissTammy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

She was here last night

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 01:01 AM (EAAfY)

493 Every capacity-reducing gun control advocate needs to be taken to a gun range, made to do 20 pushups as fast as possible, and immediately handed a gun to attempt to shoot a humanoid target in the leg while being screamed at and forcibly shaken by an observer.




Posted by: beisbol at January 20, 2013 01:01 AM (I88Jc)

494 At least i didn't ask if they sell Keystone Light. Keystone Light is Coors Light. Castillo rum is Bacardi. Overproducing and contracts are a bitch.
Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:00 AM (sqp6o)

I figured, I would drink it but its not that much cheaper then coors light. I just like coors light, dont know why. I have vodka, rum etc in liquor cabinet, just like my beer.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 01:03 AM (EAAfY)

495 So what happened at the Raleigh show? 3 hiT with an ND/A? Doesn't make sense.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:03 AM (sqp6o)

496 If you've never read the story of Shackleton's ordeal in the Antarctic, you should. It's an awe-inspiring tale of dogged perserverence and heroism against insurmountable odds. I highly recommend the book Endurance: Shackleton's Incredible Voyage. You won't be able to put it down.

http://tinyurl.com/aejqplw

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2013 01:04 AM (6j180)

497 keystone light is really a brand? I always thought someone took coors light and mixed in evian.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

498 If you've never read the story of Shackleton's ordeal in the Antarctic, you should. It's an awe-inspiring tale of dogged perserverence and heroism against insurmountable odds. I highly recommend the book Endurance: Shackleton's Incredible Voyage. You won't be able to put it down.

http://tinyurl.com/aejqplw
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2013 01:04 AM (6j180)

and some really really good open boat navigation.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

499 How The Progressive Left Creates Voters

The ďAmerican Freshman Survey,Ē which has measured the characteristics of incoming college Freshmen, including their own self-evaluation. The most recent survey has indicated that far more than half of students believe they are above average. In effect, college students are thinking more and more highly of themselves, despite actually performing worse, doing less studying, and being increasingly unprepared for the real world. What we have is a bunch of self-obsessed narcissists who believe they are more aware and more enlightened then everyone else. They believe that they deserve awesome and fulfilling careers that involve no word because they are just so awesome.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1229

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:05 AM (Vk2pI)

500 this "nobody needs 3 rifles" thing pisses me off. Who are you to tell me what to do with my money? I don't even own a gun but its none her business.

Like those biddies in the Oprah audience who always want to ask a wealthy person or a highly successful businessman what they have done for charity. As if they have to explain and excuse their success.

Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 01:06 AM (Dnbau)

501 Happy NationalGunAppreciationDay!

No *shows* nearby this weekend, so we went to our local range...booked solid.

Great turnout, they said.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:06 AM (Gmp2Z)

502

I figured, I would drink it but its not that much cheaper then coors light. I just like coors light, dont know why. I have vodka, rum etc in liquor cabinet, just like my beer.
Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 01:03 AM (EAAfY)

Yeah, the Coors price is a couple of cents difference. The Bacardi/Castillo can add up. About an eleven dollar difference on 1.75l bottles.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:07 AM (sqp6o)

503 I went to pick up some powder and primers today. The powder section was 3/4 empty.

Posted by: The Jackhole on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2013 01:08 AM (/7Xis)

504 The ďAmerican Freshman Survey,Ē which has measured the characteristics of incoming college Freshmen, including their own self-evaluation. The most recent survey has indicated that far more than half of students believe they are above average. In effect, college students are thinking more and more highly of themselves, despite actually performing worse, doing less studying, and being increasingly unprepared for the real world. What we have is a bunch of self-obsessed narcissists who believe they are more aware and more enlightened then everyone else. They believe that they deserve awesome and fulfilling careers that involve no word because they are just so awesome.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1229
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:05 AM (Vk2pI)


not to be an ass, but I have a feeling most people think they are above average. Even unsuccessful and complete losers unlikely to say they are below average.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

505 500 this "nobody needs 3 rifles" thing pisses me off. Who are you to tell me what to do with my money? I don't even own a gun but its none her business. Like those biddies in the Oprah audience who always want to ask a wealthy person or a highly successful businessman what they have done for charity. As if they have to explain and excuse their success.
Posted by: Thunderb at January 20, 2013 01:06 AM (Dnbau)

Really, Its none of their fucking business, so sick of this shit!

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 01:10 AM (EAAfY)

506 and some really really good open boat navigation.

Yep. The passage from Elephant Island to South Georgia Island is still considered one of the greatest feats of open-water seamanship in history.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2013 01:10 AM (6j180)

507 I'm late to the show, but just wanted to say that I've tasted the (recreated) Shackelton whisky. It was marginal, but the experience was worth it.

The 100 y/o whisky would taste exactly as it did when created-whisky doesn't age once bottled, unlike wine. Like nearly all whiskies at the time, it is a blend. Quality single malts are a relatively new phenomenon.

Posted by: In Exile at January 20, 2013 01:11 AM (f4z6t)

508 And tasty sea leopard recipes

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 01:11 AM (uRbX6)

509 I saw a story on the algerian special forces raid. it appears the algerian definition of "special forces" and our definition of "special forces" are different.

Having read some initial reports it seems the algerian special forces, instead of flying in on little birds or stealthy black hawks, rode in like the cavalry in a caravan of short buses.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

510 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)


My participation trophies fill the cabinet.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:12 AM (sqp6o)

511 Yep. The passage from Elephant Island to South Georgia Island is still considered one of the greatest feats of open-water seamanship in history.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 20, 2013 01:10 AM (6j180)

I have always wondered whether having stones the size of Shackeltons was useful for serving for ballast or dangerous for being so heavy they may sink his boat.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

512 "nobody needs 3 rifles"

Nobody needs3 credit cards....

or 3 jackets....or 3 TVs....or....


Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:14 AM (Gmp2Z)

513 I have a line on ten conex containers full of yellow rubber bracelets. anyone want to go halfsies with me? everyone is wearing them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

514 "not to be an ass, but I have a feeling most people think they are above
average. Even unsuccessful and complete losers unlikely to say they are
below average."

There was a time when they knew they'd be found out. We all delude ourselves to some extent, but who can call someone on it in self-esteem world?

Posted by: beisbol at January 20, 2013 01:15 AM (I88Jc)

515 "Isaw a story on the algerian special forces raid. it appears the algerian definition of "special forces" and our definition of "special forces" are different."
I think if you're being held hostage in a third world country, the least comforting thing you can hear is "don't worry, Algerian Special Forces are on their way!"

Posted by: sobek at January 20, 2013 01:15 AM (sWgE+)

516 So what happened at the Raleigh show? 3 hiT with an ND/A? Doesn't make sense.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:03 AM (sqp6o)


Cletus was showing the nice deputy how his scattergun was unloaded and did so by pulling on the bangie switch.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:16 AM (yh0zB)

517 There was a time when they knew they'd be found out. We all delude ourselves to some extent, but who can call someone on it in self-esteem world?
Posted by: beisbol at January 20, 2013 01:15 AM (I88Jc)

I can. you should see some of the idiots I have had to deal with. eventually the conversation has to turn to capabilities.

It is interesting to see the limits of everyone trying to tell their kids they are all equal and no one is better than they are. Dating is one of the few remaining equalizers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:18 AM (Z9EHQ)

518 I think if you're being held hostage in a third world country, the least comforting thing you can hear is "don't worry, Algerian Special Forces are on their way!"
Posted by: sobek at January 20, 2013 01:15 AM (sWgE+)

strikes fear into terrorists and hostages alike.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

519 You people are so fucking on top of the news it's crazy. /

Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2013 01:19 AM (fh2Y7)

520 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:16 AM (yh0zB

What about the three people hit? Was that BS or are they counting a scratch as a wound?

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)

521 I was reading Endurance in high school, during a class. The teacher caught me, saw what I was reading, and let me continue.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 01:20 AM (gKGI0)

522 515 "Isaw a story on the algerian special forces raid. it appears the algerian definition of "special forces" and our definition of "special forces" are different."
I think if you're being held hostage in a third world country, the least comforting thing you can hear is "don't worry, Algerian Special Forces are on their way!"

I think that the worst would be hearing that Bamster and the UN were involved.

Posted by: In Exile at January 20, 2013 01:21 AM (Y8SMV)

523 Jed Clampett's truck seems more appropritate in the current economy than a Batmobile.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at January 19, 2013 10:36 PM (sHqf1)


It doesn't pass the smog check.

We'll give 'em some tax credits to buy a hybrid.

Also some EBTs and Obamaphones just because.

Posted by: DMV at January 20, 2013 01:21 AM (Vk2pI)

524 I am 17 going on 18...

Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2013 01:22 AM (fh2Y7)

525 519 You people are so fucking on top of the news it's crazy. /
Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2013 01:19 AM (fh2Y7)


You people?!?

What do you mean by 'YOU PEOPLE?"

Posted by: Black woman on Chappelle at January 20, 2013 01:23 AM (sqp6o)

526 obamas wifes haircut sucks, that is all.

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 01:23 AM (EAAfY)

527 The anti gunners are going to gin this stupid gun accident up into libtard hysteria.

I am a gun owner and would absolutely support an IQ test for gun ownership and more importantly for voting (along with voter ID).

If stupid people did not vote..Barky would be kicking it Kenya right about now..running for office with his half bro!

Also lets go back to the ole days...only landowners can vote.

If you have no skin in the game and pay no property taxes, are on the gummit dole, you are a taker!

Why do you need to be voting?

I know I am going to get some hate posts for this!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:23 AM (1awjs)

528 Shackleton was the guy who made the stowaway mimic a penguin near holes in the ice to bait the sea leopards in for food.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 01:23 AM (Io7hX)

529 lou's a girl, got the last of my miller lite tonite

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2013 01:24 AM (BBWjt)

530 520
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:16 AM (yh0zB



What about the three people hit? Was that BS or are they counting a scratch as a wound?

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)


Take a wild guess.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 01:24 AM (kaalw)

531 Roger Alan Wade's "If You're Gonna Be Dumb [or just plain alive], You Gotta Be Tough":

http://youtu.be/AzksL5-jVbk


Posted by: beisbol at January 20, 2013 01:25 AM (I88Jc)

532 Hi Moronicus Hordicus,

SNL actually had some entertaining skits tonight, which of course hasn't happened for years. If you own dogs, I highly recommend the Top Dog Chef skit, which was brilliant.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at January 20, 2013 01:25 AM (WAUbf)

533 I know I am going to get some hate posts for this!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean

Not here, you won't. Well, 'cept from trolls, maybe.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:25 AM (Gmp2Z)

534 Judge, I'd go further. Votes cost $1,000/ea., no limit - certified funds only. Discounts for wounded veterans and land owners.

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 01:26 AM (Io7hX)

535 okay, good night all
so glad you all are here
see ya later

Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2013 01:27 AM (BBWjt)

536 Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:23 AM (1awjs)

Racist hatemonger.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:27 AM (sqp6o)

537 You people are so fucking on top of the news it's crazy. /


Posted by: Corona at January 20, 2013 01:19 AM (fh2Y7)


Says the typewriter.

What about the three people hit? Was that BS or are they counting a scratch as a wound?

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:20 AM (sqp6o)

Two people hit by pellets and the deputy's hand was "slighty injured", I'm guessing Deputy Dawg was holding the shotgun by the barrel and got a burn and two folks standing in line got peppered when the pellets bounced off the hard surfaces but I don't know for sure. What we were told as we walked out was that Cletus dropped the mag out of his pistola and showed Deputy Dawg it was unloaded by shooting himself in the hand, but that's what you get when you listen to stories. At least there was a hand injury involved, but nothing else was as we were told.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:28 AM (yh0zB)

538 Later chemjeff, thanks for the sports links

Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2013 01:28 AM (Io7hX)

539 Yeah, Judge--I'd fully support using the NICS for voter registration, lol!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:28 AM (Gmp2Z)

540 529 lou's a girl, got the last of my miller lite tonite
Posted by: chemjeff at January 20, 2013 01:24 AM (BBWjt)

Aww chemjeff a beer drinker, youre good people

Posted by: lou's a girl at January 20, 2013 01:31 AM (EAAfY)

541 Since EVERYONE LOVES MY CAT, here on Caturday, here are some more pics of Leela the Tiger Tabby.

http://tinyurl.com/aqvmagx

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:32 AM (xjpRj)

542 "I think that the worst would be hearing that Bamster and the UN were involved."
Or the Russians, or the French (assuming you're still in a Third World dirthole). Then you know everyone's getting shot.

Posted by: sobek at January 20, 2013 01:32 AM (sWgE+)

543 Herman's Hermit's "There's a kind of Hush":

http://youtu.be/gatIk3z9a7Y

Posted by: British invasion of sophisticated accents at January 20, 2013 01:33 AM (I88Jc)

544 I am a gun owner and would absolutely support an IQ
test for gun ownership and more importantly for voting (along with voter
ID).


...
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:23 AM (1awjs)


Voting I would say pass a civics test (bare minimum, tell me how many senators and how many congressmen represent you to the US Government and what are their names), but short-circuiting Darwin by IQ testing Cletus only eliminates one of the ways he can take himself out of the gene pool. Besides, who gets to set the minimum IQ for gun ownership? Do not assume (political) powers for yourself that you would not want your enemies to have, because when the pendulum swings they are the ones that will be in charge.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:33 AM (yh0zB)

545 @ JeanQueenie,

Hah! That was a good one! Me too!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:33 AM (1awjs)

546 Well - getting shot at a gun show ... and surviving beats pulling the ejection level at an air show and not surviving ... it was a young child ... so I am not gloating. Just saying.

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 01:33 AM (TvO05)

547 Aww...cute kitty, BeckoningChasm.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:34 AM (Gmp2Z)

548 "I think that the worst would be hearing that Bamster and the UN were involved."

Or that John Boehner will negotiate your release.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2013 01:34 AM (FcR7P)

549 ince EVERYONE LOVES MY CAT, here on Caturday, here are some more pics of Leela the Tiger Tabby.

A very fine cat indeed, as Dr. Johnson used to say ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 01:35 AM (TvO05)

550 My kitty is the best of all kitties. She keeps telling me that, and she has all her claws. I listen.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:36 AM (xjpRj)

551 So, the Pro-2nd Amendment rallies were in 49 states. Which one was the odd-man out?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:36 AM (Vk2pI)

552 beats pulling the ejection level at an air show and
not surviving ... it was a young child ... so I am not gloating. Just
saying.

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 01:33 AM (TvO05)


Yep, someone went to the big house for not making sure the pins were installed for that one...unless the kid pulled the pins, in which case someone was not paying attention to them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:37 AM (yh0zB)

553 @ GGE, 554

I was thinking the NRA should design the IQ test for gun ownership and Brietbart's ghost should design the one for voting!

Sound like a plan?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:37 AM (1awjs)

554 Pro-2nd Amendment rallies were in 49 states. Which one was the odd-man out?

Dunno, but my guess is Ill-annoy.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:37 AM (Gmp2Z)

555 548 "I think that the worst would be hearing that Bamster and the UN were involved."

Or that John Boehner will negotiate your release.

Ouch. Too close to home, and sadly true

Posted by: In Exile at January 20, 2013 01:38 AM (Y8SMV)

556
So, the Pro-2nd Amendment rallies were in 49 states. Which one was the odd-man out?

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:36 AM (Vk2pI)


I should have gone to the Guns Across America rally instead of the gun show.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:38 AM (yh0zB)

557 "Which one was the odd-man out?"

Pfft. Eight more left, you clinger.

Posted by: Zero at January 20, 2013 01:39 AM (I88Jc)

558 2 551, I am guessing Hawaii was odd man out. What say you?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:39 AM (1awjs)

559 On second thought, NY has that recently crammed-thru nightmare..

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:39 AM (Gmp2Z)

560 Sound like a plan?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:37 AM (1awjs)


But how do we make sure Cletus gets his Darwin Award?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:40 AM (yh0zB)

561 Dropkick Murphys' "The State of Massachusetts":

http://youtu.be/HzF0hHb7xMc

Posted by: derit at January 20, 2013 01:41 AM (I88Jc)

562 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:36 AM (xjpRj)


Had two that would challnge that.

Thing about kittehs is...

Why are you staring at me

And why is your 'perch' some where you shouldn'tmhave access.

Posted by: RWC at January 20, 2013 01:43 AM (sqp6o)

563 On second thought, NY has that recently crammed-thru nightmare..

Uno: Police NOT exempted from size 7s.

Dos: Dems proposed all manner of gun confiscation.

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2013/01/new-york-state-assemblyman-democrats.html

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 01:46 AM (TvO05)

564 Ha, RWC, it is all kidding. We all know who really runs everything.

And if we don't know...there area claws.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:46 AM (xjpRj)

565 Hey I held a pro gun rally here in China. Attendance was 1 (me).

I had a buddy do some wide angle shots and cut and paste people, He photo-shopped it up into Obama , democratic standards..for photo-shopped , democratic coverage of democratic rallies!

It was the billion man march! It turned out pretty good.

In the background Mao is holding a sign that says.."When you outlaw guns only Party members will have guns"! How ironic is that?

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:46 AM (1awjs)

566 I did a whole song about (my) kitteh on youtube. But since it's the ONT I won't post links. Because that's the ONT way.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:47 AM (xjpRj)

567 The NRA hosted an education event for legislators in Nevada. Most of the attendees were Democrats.

http://tinyurl.com/bfuky24

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:48 AM (Vk2pI)

568 Holy shit, Adriane!

Good thing I'm a loooong way from NY--what a cesspool!

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:51 AM (Gmp2Z)

569 The Presidents of the United States's "Kitty":

http://youtu.be/6mQ694pJmmg

Posted by: Meow Mix at January 20, 2013 01:51 AM (I88Jc)

570 The NRA hosted an education event for legislators in Nevada. Most of the attendees were Democrats.

http://tinyurl.com/bfuky24
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:48 AM (Vk2pI)

so you mean basic reading and math?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:51 AM (Z9EHQ)

571 I did a whole song about (my) kitteh on youtube. But since it's the ONT I won't post links. Because that's the ONT way.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2013 01:47 AM (xjpRj)


Don't be afraid. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 01:53 AM (yh0zB)

572 or 3 TVs


Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:14 AM (Gmp2Z)

never had one that you can watch on the shitter, have ya

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 01:55 AM (vJdyz)

573 Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 01:46 AM (1awjs)

Thanks for the support, Comrade Capitalist Running Dog!

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 01:55 AM (TvO05)

574 OK Morons, I've done the review of the new Corvette eagerly awaited by maybe 2 or 3 of you, and upon which the success of the 7th Gen Vette depends

Link in nic

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 01:55 AM (wwsoB)

575 so you mean basic reading and math?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 20, 2013 01:51 AM (Z9EHQ)


Alas, some things are too far to hope for...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 01:56 AM (Vk2pI)

576
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 01:55 AM (wwsoB)

I like it in GT5

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 01:57 AM (vJdyz)

577 never had one that you can watch on the shitter, have ya


Posted by: The Dude

Why, no. No, I haven't.

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:58 AM (Gmp2Z)

578 Why, no. No, I haven't.


Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 01:58 AM (Gmp2Z)

its glorious

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 01:58 AM (vJdyz)

579 But, but....there's one in the shop...

Posted by: JeanQueenie at January 20, 2013 02:00 AM (Gmp2Z)

580 Glen Fry's "The Heat is On":

http://youtu.be/1-mU-YSk32I

Posted by: Jedediah's New York accent at January 20, 2013 02:05 AM (I88Jc)

581 I think I like these stikers more than cat ladies

http://www.aerostich.com/aerostich-roadkill-combat-stickers.html

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 02:06 AM (qo244)

582
Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 02:06 AM (qo244)

put those on your driver side door like an ACE

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:08 AM (vJdyz)

583 "Nobody needs three rifles."


You do if you hate reloading the damn things. It sucks. Just grab the next one.

Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 02:12 AM (yBF/9)

584 put those on your driver side door like an ACE>>

Never thought of it but my kills qualify for Ace at over 5. 3 Squirrels 2 Coons and a deer give me 6. Unfortunately I can't prove them so I guess no medal for me.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 02:14 AM (qo244)

585 "Nobody needs three rifles.">>

That is as true as this statement "Nobody needs coffee"

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 20, 2013 02:15 AM (qo244)

586 This next song's dedicated to S.E. Cupp. Laura Branigan's "Gloria":

http://youtu.be/mdlyEC2wcQQ

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 20, 2013 02:17 AM (I88Jc)

587 two cool nerd shirts

http://tinyurl.com/3d2c95m
http://tinyurl.com/78n6kc2

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:17 AM (vJdyz)

588 That is as true as this statement "Nobody needs coffee"

Nobody needs Kuerig coffee maker ... but they do comes in handy since hubby drinks coffee and I don't ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 02:21 AM (TvO05)

589 Sulu is still nursing the butthurt ....

George Takei: William Shatner is a 'douche'

http://tinyurl.com/begm2ms


Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 02:24 AM (wwsoB)

590 Nobody needs Kuerig coffee maker ... but they do comes in handy since hubby drinks coffee and I don't ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 02:21 AM (TvO05)

Chemex/French Press or bust

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:25 AM (vJdyz)

591 I am more of a dog person, but I like the kittehs. I had a great orange tabby once named Thea (this was before I became very allergic to all cats, not just long-haired ones.) The thing that bothers me about cats(besides my allergies) is what was mentioned above: they can get in places you really don't want animals to go - like countertops.

Thea wasn't too bad, but I remember helping a guy with 5 cats move. We turned up at his place on moving day and found out he hadn't packed up the kitchen. I was wrapping up coffee mugs - and found cat hair in them. Dogs may be dirtier animals - but you don't find dog fur in coffee cups. Of course, the guy was kind of a slob, which made a difference. He was moving in with a friend of mine prior to their marriage. She was a neat freak. The marriage lasted 2 years.

Posted by: MLB Umpires at January 20, 2013 02:26 AM (BStAJ)

592 @ 573, Adriane..

That would be 'gun toting comrade capitalist running dog" thank you very much!

Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at January 20, 2013 02:26 AM (EG2sq)

593 Kuerig, you say?

http://youtu.be/YPzTGx96P6U

Posted by: Joint Doj/DHS Investigation at January 20, 2013 02:29 AM (I88Jc)

594 I am more of a dog person, but I like the kittehs.

Posted by: MLB Umpires at January 20, 2013 02:26 AM (BStAJ)


Too stringy if overcooked.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro, Pet Connoisseur at January 20, 2013 02:30 AM (Vk2pI)

595 Too stringy if overcooked.


Make mine medium rare, please.

Posted by: ALF at January 20, 2013 02:32 AM (Gmp2Z)

596 Chemex/French Press or bust Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:25 AM (vJdyz)

I asked for a French Press for Christmas last year - and got a Keurig instead. I barely use it. Those little Keurig portion cups are seriously overpriced. Although my SIL (who got me the Keurig) assured me you could use the portion cups twice- you can't. I only use it when I oversleep and have to get some caffeine in me quickly so I don't drive my car into a tree getting to work. Otherwise, I rely on the old Black and Decker coffeemaker.

Posted by: MLB Umpires at January 20, 2013 02:34 AM (BStAJ)

597 I asked for a French Press for Christmas last year -
and got a Keurig instead. I barely use it. Those little Keurig portion
cups are seriously overpriced. Although my SIL (who got me the Keurig)
assured me you could use the portion cups twice- you can't. I only use
it when I oversleep and have to get some caffeine in me quickly so I
don't drive my car into a tree getting to work. Otherwise, I rely on the
old Black and Decker coffeemaker.

Posted by: MLB Umpires at January 20, 2013 02:34 AM (BStAJ)

mom uses one, the worst is that the makers cups are so tiny and if you go with the larger size, there isn't enough beans in it to make a decent cup so your screwed this a tiny bit. It's akin to ordering orange juice in a restaurant

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:37 AM (vJdyz)

598 Ugh! Off, damned sock!

Posted by: Donna V.Ugh at January 20, 2013 02:37 AM (BStAJ)

599 though if you want a french press, you can buy a cheapo at Target for $20. Not the greatest ones but they work in a pinch. And if you do get a press, buy a glass water kettle and a nice burr grinder to go with it

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:40 AM (vJdyz)

600 Chemex/French Press or bust

It was a Christmas present ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 02:41 AM (TvO05)

601 Jim, I've got to get this thread to Sick Bay or it'll DIE !!

Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at January 20, 2013 02:42 AM (wwsoB)

602 The Dude: You can buy a Keurig portion cup on Amazon and fill it with your own coffee, which is a bit more economical - the problem is you end up with grounds on the bottom of your cup. The Keurig impressed me the first time I saw one at a friends house, because of the quickness of it. But after owning one - I'd say, get a French press instead.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 02:43 AM (BStAJ)

603 Zarr

Posted by: CAC at January 20, 2013 02:45 AM (niB9o)

604 Outsider's "Time Won't Let Me":

http://youtu.be/efpp03h_Ja8

Posted by: The Nexus of Insanity at January 20, 2013 02:45 AM (I88Jc)

605 Hey Kids

I made some of the world's best spaghetti. Anybody want some?

Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 02:45 AM (PlzOe)

606 I made some of the world's best spaghetti. Anybody want some?

Yeah verily!

... but only 400 calories worth ... diet ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 02:47 AM (TvO05)

607 Hey Kids

I made some of the world's best spaghetti. Anybody want some?


Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 02:45 AM (PlzOe)

no, still have a pan and a half of homemade stuffed shells and my homemade pastrami. Not looking forward to doing dishes today

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:48 AM (vJdyz)

608 Stone's "She's a Rainbow":

http://youtu.be/zphAHMPtu4g

Posted by: Eliptical trainers weep under Ad's cruel rein at January 20, 2013 02:49 AM (I88Jc)

609 Sulu is still nursing the butthurt .... George Takei: William Shatner is a 'douche' Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2013 02:24 AM (wwsoB)

Oh, Christ, Takei, get over it.

It's been, what, 40 years....

Isn't Sulu enjoying life with the husband?

Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 02:50 AM (BStAJ)

610 Eliptical trainers weep under Ad's cruel rein at January 20, 2013 02:49 AM (I88Jc)

dang. haven't heard that in a long time.

I can listen to it while I eetz mah free spaghetti!

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 02:51 AM (TvO05)

611 Stone's "She's a Rainbow":

http://youtu.be/zphAHMPtu4g

Posted by: Eliptical trainers weep under Ad's cruel rein at January 20, 2013 02:49 AM (I88Jc)


That entire album, "Their Satanic Majesties Request," would probably allow CAC to view the 11th dimension, IYKWIMAITTYD...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 02:53 AM (Vk2pI)

612 That entire album, "Their Satanic Majesties Request," would probably allow CAC to view the 11th dimension, IYKWIMAITTYD...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 02:53 AM (Vk2pI)


Here is the entire album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUVn1OmQtc

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 02:54 AM (Vk2pI)

613 I made some of the world's best spaghetti. Anybody want some? Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 02:45 AM (PlzOe)

Yum! I made linguine and white clam sauce for dinner and enjoyed every bite. Is there anyone who doesn't like pasta in some form? From ultra-fancy angel-hair pasta with caviar stuff they serve at 4 star restaurants to plain old mac and cheese, there is something there for everyone.

Part of the dastardly Italian plot to ensure that following a completely no-carb diet is impossible.

Posted by: Donna V. at January 20, 2013 02:56 AM (BStAJ)

614 fuck, I need to know what "Docking" means in Vividred Operation. It has to be tribbing, I just know it but I need to be sure.

Also, Head Maid sure is handsy with the Demon King in Maoyu

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 02:57 AM (vJdyz)

615 I made a killer ham samwich today...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 02:58 AM (yh0zB)

616 That was certainly an epic beatdown.....but the old farts were pulling people off of him. Anyone pulls that stunt on me, I'm assuming that he has multiple weapons and it isn't safe to stop beating him until he is utterly immobile.



And, just for the record, breathing is enough motion.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 02:59 AM (kaalw)

617 "Part of the dastardly Italian plot to ensure that following a completely no-carb diet is impossible."

Glucose is brain food.

Amboy Dukes' "Journey to the Center of the Mind":

http://youtu.be/UN2VNFpiGWo

Posted by: a science shot straight to the dome at January 20, 2013 03:01 AM (I88Jc)

618 and while I'm at it

http://tinyurl.com/aym9qsj

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 03:01 AM (vJdyz)

619 So the pix of a couple guys leading Mr. Failed Assassin out without even handcuffs all seem a little weird. Did he become Mr. Timid from a little thumping?

Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 03:03 AM (PlzOe)

620 I am confused, but somehow at ease: http://tinyurl.com/2fof5ub

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 03:07 AM (XDC0v)

621 605 Hells to the YEAH

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 03:07 AM (XDC0v)

622 619
So the pix of a couple guys leading Mr. Failed Assassin out without even
handcuffs all seem a little weird. Did he become Mr. Timid from a
little thumping?


Posted by: jc at January 20, 2013 03:03 AM (PlzOe)


Yeah, that's what I'm saying -- and then they say he had two additional knives. And WTF was that about straddling him and hitting him with fists? What did they think this was, MMA? The one old duffer looked like he had the right idea and was about to feed him a laptop until it came out the back side of his neck, but got pushed aside.

At a minimum, the beating shouldn't have stopped while he had functional eyes and hands -- and they shouldn't have the waiters lead him away afterwards, he should need a gurney.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:08 AM (kaalw)

623 Ruby Tuesday was based on a true story. I lived it

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 03:09 AM (XDC0v)

624 I mean, sheesh -- don't they watch American movies? The incapacitated bad guy always comes back and causes more havoc.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:10 AM (kaalw)

625 Angel's Hair. Connie Francis's "Que Sera Sera":

http://youtu.be/j2WkRibCk94

Posted by: Should I paint pictures at January 20, 2013 03:12 AM (I88Jc)

626 hmm Gorgo is getting a blu-ray release

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 03:15 AM (vJdyz)

627 So I'm working a little on my railroad today, I've built some turnouts and was going to try to see how to install them and their actuators. I tried drilling a hole through the throwbar and the damn thing is way too thin, I broke right through it. I had to order some wider PC tie material and the railroad building will have to wait till it gets here.


No reason really for posting that, just that things are going a bit slow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 03:16 AM (yh0zB)

628 Amboy Dukes' "Journey to the Center of the Mind":

dang. Haven't heard that one in age either ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 03:18 AM (TvO05)

629 Should I paint pictures at January 20, 2013 03:12 AM (I88Jc)

I recommend Behr paint ... but ... whatever will be will be ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 03:21 AM (TvO05)

630 627
So I'm working a little on my railroad today, I've built some turnouts
and was going to try to see how to install them and their actuators. I
tried drilling a hole through the throwbar and the damn thing is way too
thin, I broke right through it. I had to order some wider PC tie
material and the railroad building will have to wait till it gets here.


No reason really for posting that, just that things are going a bit slow.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 03:16 AM (yh0zB)


What scale are you building?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:22 AM (kaalw)

631 That entire album, "Their Satanic Majesties Request," would probably allow CAC to view the 11th dimension, IYKWIMAITTYD...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 02:53 AM

Psychedelic. It's a pretty good LP. Better than Sgt Pepper, I think, as a psych album. Apart from "A day in the Life", which is really good, there's not much on Sgt. Pepper but some 2nd rate (for the Beatles) songs. It's a B grade "Revolver" with extra sound effects. If you're going to go weird, "Gomper" and "Sing this Altogether" is the way to go. Plus it's got "2000 light Years From Home, "Citadel, "She's a Rainbow" and "2000 Man" on it. It's more a "Pier at The Gates of Dawn" thing, than Sgt. Pepper.

Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 03:22 AM (yBF/9)

632 Night all.

Here is Ted Nugent with "Stranglehold"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk0keMJFLAg

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 03:22 AM (Vk2pI)

633 yeah, heading off to see if I can like One Piece

Posted by: The Dude at January 20, 2013 03:24 AM (vJdyz)

634 Roses are red,
Marinara sauce as well,
Good Night to all ye; ONTers,
Be patient ... as only time will tell ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 20, 2013 03:24 AM (TvO05)

635 It's more a "Pier at The Gates of Dawn" thing, than Sgt. Pepper.

Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 03:22 AM (yBF/9)


Piper at the Gates of Dawn, but Pink Floyd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLwfyVYJJw

Astronomy Domine is genius. Here is Voivod's cover of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXaLZZ6M3M

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 20, 2013 03:25 AM (Vk2pI)

636 The Sons of the Pioneers' "The Searchers":

http://youtu.be/20jAtWu4CxM

Posted by: Marty at January 20, 2013 03:28 AM (I88Jc)

637 636 Greatest JW film ever...

Posted by: DAve at January 20, 2013 03:36 AM (XDC0v)

638 No concerted effort by teh trolls tonight to enlighten us tonight?

I guess that there's hope for the world...or their gas chamber construction has been finished.



Eddie Rabbit's "I'm Driving My Life Away":

http://youtu.be/MoCsT2l_x38






Posted by: Godzilla at January 20, 2013 03:40 AM (I88Jc)

639 What scale are you building?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:22 AM (kaalw)


Nn3, N scale narrow gauge.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 03:42 AM (yh0zB)

640 639
What scale are you building?




Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:22 AM (kaalw)


Nn3, N scale narrow gauge.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 03:42 AM (yh0zB)


Kewl. Couple of weeks ago, took the godkids to the California State Railroad Museum (http://www.csrmf.org/), where one large chunk of display space was model trains, including some offbeat scales and peculiar antiques.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:54 AM (kaalw)

641 Paul Williams, you've accomplished more than anyone else in your field:

Multiple hits? Done.
Survive the '80s? Done.

Thank you.

http://youtu.be/__VQX2Xn7tI

Posted by: Little Enos at January 20, 2013 03:56 AM (I88Jc)

642 I can well understand, however, why N at narrow gauge would be pretty fragile -- that's getting down there.

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:59 AM (kaalw)

643 I like to think that my comment from weeks and weeks ago inspired this thread. I was probably using a different name. I also like to think that charges are forthcoming against Eric Holder and his entire obstruction of justice department, which will implicate Obama (who could not possibly have been unaware, unless he admits to being guilty of dereliction of duty).Yay Beethoven!

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:04 AM (v3Wj/)

644 Let's hear Rossini's William Tell Overture now!

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:06 AM (v3Wj/)

645 I can well understand, however, why N at narrow gauge would be pretty fragile -- that's getting down there.


Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:59 AM (kaalw)


Yep, uses Z scale track. Not bad if you are using commercial (Marklin) turnouts, but they have their own problems.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:09 AM (yh0zB)

646 http://youtu.be/c7O91GDWGPU?t=14s

Posted by: The Lone Ranger at January 20, 2013 04:10 AM (I88Jc)

647 And Leonard Cohen!

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:23 AM (v3Wj/)

648 635 The Political Hat

I love "Piper at the Gates of Dawn". I only learned fairly recently that "Lucifer Sam" was about Syd Barrett's girlfriend's cat.

Posted by: rickl at January 20, 2013 04:23 AM (sdi6R)

649 http://youtu.be/3-4J5j74VPw

Posted by: Counterculture at January 20, 2013 04:24 AM (I88Jc)

650 You're halfway there, Ranger. But that's only half of the tune (maybe less).

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:30 AM (v3Wj/)

651 Aw fuck, I didn't know that was Rieu. My bad!

Posted by: Dirty Counterculture at January 20, 2013 04:31 AM (I88Jc)

652 Counterculture, that is not the overture. It is the finale of the overture.

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:35 AM (v3Wj/)

653 Anybody remember The William Tell Overture from The Wizard of Oz? No? Oyah! They left out the Finale!

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:38 AM (v3Wj/)

654 645
I can well understand, however, why N at narrow gauge would be pretty fragile -- that's getting down there.




Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 03:59 AM (kaalw)


Yep, uses Z scale track. Not bad if you are using commercial (Marklin) turnouts, but they have their own problems.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:09 AM (yh0zB)


What's the theme of your layout?

Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 04:40 AM (kaalw)

655 I know but I lost my Rossini CD on the highway years ago from an errant gust of wind through the passenger side window. To this very day I imagine that some Mexican road worker has discovered the joys of...naw, who am I kidding!

Posted by: Dirty Counterculture at January 20, 2013 04:40 AM (I88Jc)

656 636
I'm partial to "They Were Expendable". One of the finest war movies ever made. Absolutely superb casting, script direction, acting. Unforgettable.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2013 04:44 AM (M/TDA)

657 http://youtu.be/01SEOm9oS-k

Posted by: Raping Youtbe's Recommending Algorithms at January 20, 2013 04:47 AM (I88Jc)

658 What's the theme of your layout?


Posted by: cthulhu at January 20, 2013 04:40 AM (kaalw)


The one I'm working on right now is a double loop oval with a couple of sidings; one siding feeds a coal chute to fuel the locomotives and the other siding on the other side of the layout is the locomotive fuel track. It is destined for a coffee table some time, it is just practice for working with Nn3.
The real deal, when it gets done, will have a mining theme based on the Perry County PA railroads; the standard gauge Pennsylvania and Susquehanna River and Western (formerly Perry County) Railroads and the narrow gauge Newport and Sherman's Valley, working on the premise that the NSV's tunnel through the Conococheague Mountain was successfully completed and opened untapped coal seams. That's going to have to wait for a while, I have to disassemble my starter standard gauge N scale railroad first to make room.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:49 AM (yh0zB)

659 So are we gonna drag this smoking wreck over the line tonight or what?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:55 AM (yh0zB)

660 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPon_yVICsk

That's how it starts.

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 04:55 AM (v3Wj/)

661 One

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:56 AM (yh0zB)

662 Two

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:56 AM (yh0zB)

663 Three

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:57 AM (yh0zB)

664 So are we gonna drag this smoking wreck over the line tonight or what?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:55 AM


It's on.

Posted by: otho at January 20, 2013 04:57 AM (yBF/9)

665 Four

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:57 AM (yh0zB)

666 EVIL???

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:57 AM (yh0zB)

667 Ahahahahaha....

Posted by: evil ren hoek at January 20, 2013 04:57 AM (yBF/9)

668 Kill da rabbit!

http://youtu.be/LHivHuPFBqA

Posted by: I work for Chuck Jones! at January 20, 2013 04:58 AM (I88Jc)

669 Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 04:58 AM (yh0zB)

670 Eh. Whatever...

Posted by: indifferent ren hoek at January 20, 2013 04:58 AM (yBF/9)

671 Remember Looney Toons? Never heard it before?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vct7wi-tgm4NR=1

Posted by: Aguywholeftacomment at January 20, 2013 05:00 AM (v3Wj/)

672 Well folks, that's it for me, I'm signing off. Back to work starting tonight for the next four days, I may be lurking for an hour or so but that will have to hold me over until Thursday night.

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 20, 2013 05:01 AM (yh0zB)

673 http://youtu.be/PZCiZpph9jo

Posted by: Nose Goblins at January 20, 2013 05:01 AM (I88Jc)

674 I'll be the wabbit from now on, if you don't mind. /

Posted by: the wabbit at January 20, 2013 05:10 AM (v3Wj/)

675 Damp Rimfire.
What did the idiot think would happen to him if he totally succeeded in his attempt - that the gun had succeeded in actually firing? Was he thinking he was going to waltz out of there holding the angry barbarian (see video) crowd at bay with his very small pistol?

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 20, 2013 05:12 AM (e1kfW)

676 http://youtu.be/-LCsiWL6gn0

Posted by: I Say, I Say! at January 20, 2013 05:51 AM (I88Jc)

677 I Say, I Say!, ROFLcopters!

Posted by: the wabbit at January 20, 2013 06:27 AM (v3Wj/)

678 Now it is ~just~ a "Gas-Pistol" - nothing to see here - keep moving...http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jan/19/bulgaria-gas-pistol-politican

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 20, 2013 07:44 AM (e1kfW)

679 Ben -

1. Taking your Obamacare prognostications from George Fucking Will is really taking them from a wish list of Worst Case Scenarios brewed up at the Heritage Institute - which is, as we all want so desperately to forget, WHERE OBAMACARE CAME FROM (okay, via Massachusetts Mittenscare, but the Romnetic 2002 took it from Heritage, which came up with it to respond to Hillarycare). Consider the source; depending on the source, you can find a "We're doomed ... DOOMED, I tells ya" scenario for everything.

2. Jeffrey Carter has a totally politicized view of "debt", not an economists one. He's a hack.

3. Once you've listened to John Eliot Gardner's version of Beethoven's 9th, you find yes you CAN go back -- Gardner uses ancient instruments played by classic romance era music academics -- but no you can't -- you'll never want to listen again to the drek you've posted. Gardiner's approach reflects how instruments really sounded BEFORE modern instrument manufacture turned them all into flawless synthetics; in Beethoven's day, a musician simply could not hold the note long enough to smooth the sound into muzak.

Here, just a taste:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx827bYPBNw

Like a bat out of hell, yes no?

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at January 20, 2013 10:54 AM (21TJo)

680 As much as I like the Ninth (my favorite [not necessarily the best] is Bernstein at the fall of the Berlin Wall), I think the Seventh is more rewarding to listen to, especially in different conductors and ensemble's performances.

You can hear in that, especially the second movement, how the conductor makes a difference.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 20, 2013 01:14 PM (eEa5w)

681 The assassin was taken down by security, the old guys jumped in for the fun of it. FUN STUFF TO WATCH FOR: notice the guy with the umbrella, the guy with the briefcase, and my favorite; the lethal butt slapper - he went back for seconds.

Also, the target was the head of the minority Muslim party which is presently in the middle of an inner-party power struggle. Also, an interesting little factoid. The target is a former agent of the Bulgarian secret police when they were ruled by the Communist party. Must be a wildly popular guy in Bulgaria.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at January 20, 2013 08:03 PM (g5wi5)






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