New Tone: Martin Bashir Splices Bus Explosions Into Footage of Romney's Campaign Bus
Obama: B-List Celebrities are the Ultimate Arbiter's of the Country's Political Choices
Update: False Alarm on Celebrity Gaffe?

Gotta get attention when you're in the ratings basement, and also physically ugly, much resembling a shot-out toad with portion control issues.

Oh, No: Obama's latest gaffe is going to be a painful one.

At the Sarah Jessica Parker/Anna Wintour fundraiser:

The intimate dinner banked about $2 million, with 50 people paying $40,000 each. …

Speaking in a dimly lighted, art-filled room, Obama told supporters they would play a critical role in an election that would determine a vision for the nation’s future.

“You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”

That's going to be a problem.

Some truths cannot be uttered. Like this one. Yes, soft-headed people are unduly swayed by Pretty People and rock stars.

It's true.

But no one wants to be confronted with his own celebrity worship.

No one wants to admit he actually takes political counsel from Matthew Brodderick or Bon Jovi.

Yes, the people who allow themselves to be so swayed are kind of dumb.

But you know what you shouldn't say to such people? That they're kind of dumb.

Which Obama just did.

So, people are bitter clingers who cling to their guns and their religion and are racist.

In addition, they are sheep who can be controlled in the voting booth by the mindthoughts of B-list celebrities like Sarah Jessica Parker. (B-list? I think she's fallen; she was B-list. I think she's C+ now. She won't be starring in any further movies, except maybe a low-budget independent affair with "comeback potential;" this much I know.)

Congratulations, President Obama. You just immunized sheep-like people against the very sheep-like behavior you were counting on.

You really shouldn't inform the people you're manipulating that you're manipulating them.

False Alarm? A reader tells me the "you're the arbiter/you make the choice" line is part of Obama's stump speech -- and not anything new spoken only to his Celebrity Buddies.

Posted by: Ace at 05:53 PM



Comments

1 Racist!!

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at June 15, 2012 05:55 PM (/bVuS)

2 Wow, FIRST? Holy God, what's the blog coming to?

Posted by: Lone Marauder, pre-denounced for your convenience at June 15, 2012 05:55 PM (/bVuS)

3 Having just watched that, I have now doubled Martin Bashir's audience.

Posted by: taylork at June 15, 2012 05:56 PM (ppNDn)

4 My God. We already knew these people were in the bag for the demonrats but christ, they may as well just put on a sweater, short skirt and grab the O pompons.

Posted by: Midaz at June 15, 2012 05:56 PM (JzHho)

5 Couldn't they have a little class and include Benny Hill music?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 05:56 PM (jUZRg)

6 OT but question for all the people on here that keep Saying they won't vote for Romney but will vote for the House and local elections.

So Obama has proven he doesn't give a flying fuck about laws passed by congress, so what the fuck use is it even voting for Congress if Obama will just not enforce any of their fucking laws? He wont like a border fence if passed so then he just won't build one. Fuck congress

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 15, 2012 05:57 PM (R2N5P)

7 Couldn't they have a little class and include Benny Hill music?

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 15, 2012 05:56 PM (jUZRg)

See, now that would actually be funny

Posted by: The Dude at June 15, 2012 05:57 PM (tw6Ar)

8 So if Fox showed the Obama campaign bus driving off a cliff with the subtitle "Forward" you would be totally cool right Martin?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 05:58 PM (0q2P7)

9 Thank God the left is toning down their rhetoric....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 05:58 PM (DPGZi)

10 Stay classy MSNBC.

Posted by: taylork at June 15, 2012 05:58 PM (ppNDn)

11 Valid question Mr. Pink. Seriously folks, Romney wasn't my first choice either but dammit this republic will NOT survive 4 more years of teh JEF. Get on board. Dive on in, the water is fine.

Posted by: Midaz at June 15, 2012 05:58 PM (JzHho)

12 eff this effin' eff and the effin eff he rode in on. Is this guy being investigated by the secret service??

Posted by: TheThinMan at June 15, 2012 05:59 PM (plNej)

13 If a tree falls in the woods...
You all know the rest.

Posted by: Sean at June 15, 2012 05:59 PM (1jv9o)

14 8
So if Fox showed the Obama campaign bus driving off a cliff with the subtitle "Forward" you would be totally cool right Martin?


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 05:58 PM (0q2P7)

You know those "anti-muslim" cartoons and the reaction to those....be about the same, maybe less of a body count, but the outrage would be delicious

Posted by: Red Shirt at June 15, 2012 06:00 PM (FIDMq)

15
Explosive new footage of Romney's cross-country bus tour!
Film at 11:00

Posted by: Marty "Eugene" Bashir at June 15, 2012 06:00 PM (OyQf0)

16 And and barack obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Had to beat AllenG for once.

Posted by: Midaz at June 15, 2012 06:00 PM (JzHho)

17
Bad news Bashir. I'm immortal. Blow me up and I'll just show up again in the rear view mirror of your Prius. It won't be cinematic... or end like "Duel".

Posted by: Romney's Campaign Bus at June 15, 2012 06:01 PM (c3mby)

18 Oh, COME ON! How can they get away with that?

Someone else said it better: MSNBC is what they think FOX is.

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2012 06:01 PM (MBmtt)

19
I've decided I should be King, after all.

And the rest of you peasants should shut the fuck up, or I'll sick the IRS on you.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2012 06:01 PM (wUFaM)

20 New tone

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 15, 2012 06:01 PM (a4CUi)

21 Martin Bashir's career.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poomuKzSGZA

Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2012 06:02 PM (bAGA/)

22 Obama won't like entitlement reform either, so he just won't enforce any of it.

Republican Congress passes federal gay marriage ban, obama says fuck you I won't defend it in court.

Republican congress votes for a balanced budget, Obama keeps spending on whatever he wants.

We have to get this fucking tyrant out.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 15, 2012 06:02 PM (R2N5P)

23 17
Bad news Bashir. I'm immortal. Blow me up and I'll just show up again in the rear view mirror of your Prius. It won't be cinematic... or end like "Duel".
Posted by: Romney's Campaign Bus at June 15, 2012 06:01 PM (c3mby)

He's NOT dead, Marty

Posted by: Doctor McCoy at June 15, 2012 06:02 PM (GkwjL)

24 Pathetic. Sad excuse for a news station. I hope Microsoft goes under funding that piece of shit station.

Posted by: ©Sponge at June 15, 2012 06:03 PM (WaR/4)

25 Bashir and rest of those idiots have the minds of 5th graders. They just can't help themsleves.

Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2012 06:03 PM (kMZNm)

26 I would like Romney to start just repeating how if elected, HE WILL abide by the constitution of the United States and he respects the limitations of the three branches of government.

As the MSM asks him his opinion of Barry's illigeal-alien BS, Romney could then say if elected, he will work to see the Federal Government lawfully and ethically... and leave it at that. When they badger him, then start hitting notes on the economy.

Posted by: Yip IN TEXAS!! at June 15, 2012 06:03 PM (Mrdk1)

27 More people will watch that stupid clip on the website than tune into PMS-NBC

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 06:04 PM (GkwjL)

28 nice sentence FAIL.. sorry

Posted by: Yip IN TEXAS!! at June 15, 2012 06:04 PM (Mrdk1)

29 So is he showing footage of what JEF's buddy Bill Ayers is up to? And can we report Bashir as running fake snuff flicks?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 15, 2012 06:04 PM (c9Ivb)

30
Bashir is Koppel without the good looks.

Posted by: Wolf "Double Jeopardy" Blitzen at June 15, 2012 06:05 PM (gppu7)

31 30
Bashir is Koppel without the good looks.
Posted by: Wolf "Double Jeopardy" Blitzen at June 15, 2012 06:05 PM (gppu7)

And the rocking haircut!

Posted by: Ted Koppel at June 15, 2012 06:05 PM (GkwjL)

32 Asking a question is racist according to MSNBC. Showing assassination porn to a bunch of retards who watch MSNBC is just peachy.

Posted by: howcome at June 15, 2012 06:05 PM (KgDYO)

33 The Bashir interview of Andrew Breitbartis classic. Shows Bashir in all of his a-hole glory.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 15, 2012 06:06 PM (C2//T)

34 And the rocking haircut!

Posted by: Ted Koppel at June 15, 2012 06:05 PM (GkwjL)


I always thought you looked like Alfred E. Neuman.

Posted by: ©Sponge at June 15, 2012 06:06 PM (WaR/4)

35 Seriously folks, Romney wasn't my first choice
either but dammit this republic will NOT survive 4 more years of teh
JEF. Get on board. Dive on in, the water is fine.



Posted by: Midaz at June 15, 2012 05:58 PM (JzHho)
The water's not fine, you're standing in an open sewer.

Of course it will slow down the zombie horde chasing me, so...
*pinches nose*


Posted by: Methos, just bein' helpful at June 15, 2012 06:06 PM (6LvlL)

36 It's cultural for bashir

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:07 PM (DPGZi)

37 Wow. Not even humorously, either.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

38 Martin Bashir? Never heard of him. Sanity.

I hate that farktard.

Posted by: Texas T at June 15, 2012 06:07 PM (C+W7q)

39 Remember this?

http://thedc.com/I637hL

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:07 PM (piMMO)

40 Is this how the New Anger spreads to the right? By it's constant display? Constantly in our faces?

Posted by: Max Power at June 15, 2012 06:08 PM (q177U)

41 see update... Obama had a whoopsie.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2012 06:08 PM (aw5Tx)

42 @35... Agreed 100%

Posted by: Yip IN TEXAS!! at June 15, 2012 06:08 PM (Mrdk1)

43 Hey, everybody, I'm responsive again and voting for Obama in November!

Posted by: lindsay lohan at June 15, 2012 06:09 PM (nrW1y)

44 >>>I would like Romney to start just repeating how if elected, HE WILL abide by the constitution of the United States and he respects the limitations of the three branches of government.


good idea. only downside is that it telegraphs he won't take advantage of the "new powers" Obama's discovered.

But I don't think Obama cares about that anyway, so good idea.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2012 06:09 PM (aw5Tx)

45 34 And the rocking haircut!

Posted by: Ted Koppel at June 15, 2012 06:05 PM (GkwjL)

I always thought you looked like Alfred E. Neuman.
Posted by: ©Sponge at June 15, 2012 06:06 PM (WaR/4)

This is KAOS - we don't compare hair

Posted by: Bernie Kopell - Siegfried at June 15, 2012 06:10 PM (GkwjL)

46

I wish someone would ask Martin Bashir....how HBO just happened to have a fake severed head of Bush lying around.
He works for the same company, right?

Because he, Bashir, is now trying to take some sort of 'high moral ground' on the subject of childish behavior.....with this new video.
Creating a severed head of a past President...and then using it in a show...
Tee hee...that's so funny.
That's not childish, is it?
Noooo.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 06:10 PM (M2JTb)

47 While everyone is getting worked up about the exploding buses, you may have missed the fact that he called Romney a racist. Romney is going to "small town America," which is "the backbone" of this country... i.e., white.

So it's not only ok to blow up (metaphorically speaking) the Romney bus, but if you somehow get them to stop the explosions, the accusation still stands, unchallenged.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 06:10 PM (2pG7H)

48 “You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”


**********

Romney response--[Clint Eastwood voice]-


Do you think the country can blow threw another $800 billion?

Well do you, punk?

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at June 15, 2012 06:11 PM (r2PLg)

49 Amazing what you can do if you're a liberal. Blow up a bus or behead your hatreds.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 15, 2012 06:11 PM (DuH+r)

50 I think any one of us could have made a funnier collage from Romney's bus and footage from 'Speed.'

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 06:11 PM (MMC8r)

51 I look forward to being a citizen of Hollywood.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 06:11 PM (P6QsQ)

52 Obama is deploying Sarah Jessica Parker? Only Ted Nugent can save us now.

Posted by: sandy burger at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (6ClcK)

53 I cannot believe President Obama called me out like that!

Posted by: Proud Owner Of Justin Beiber's Sack Lint at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (AzwZn)

54 "I'm so proowwwd of my dawwwwwter."

~Mr Ed

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (a4CUi)

55 No one wants to admit he actually takes political counsel from Matthew Brodderick.

Yeah. Who told him that Godzilla would be a great career choice.

Posted by: Land Shark at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (e8kgV)

56 Test

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (piMMO)

57 threw=through


oy.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (r2PLg)

58 I was going to Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Mr. Ed, but her nose is a cross between Karl Malden and Jimmy Durante.

And quoting from the book "Shit Charlie Gibson Said, Vol. 1"

"MSNBC? Never heard of it."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (MCDCp)

59 “You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes"

Bon Jovi can't even find his way home from the Stop-n-Shop and POTUS wants him to arbitrate directions?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 06:12 PM (GkwjL)

60 This kind of thing is why the Left must be shown no mercy. I'm not saying we should respond in kind, merely that they not be extended any courtesy nor any access to power.

You know: drive them, lamentations of their women, etc.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at June 15, 2012 06:13 PM (IlZPo)

61 Regrettably, much of the country is so stupid you can actually *inform* them that you're manipulating them with libtard celebrities, and it will not register.

Posted by: Bouncing Beatnik at June 15, 2012 06:13 PM (zKsj0)

62 Obama is deploying Sarah Jessica Parker?


*******

Unleash the drones.

Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at June 15, 2012 06:13 PM (r2PLg)

63 The purpose of that was for it to go viral and ingrain those images in the public's mind so they'll associate the negativity with Romney.

Posted by: booger at June 15, 2012 06:13 PM (HI6wa)

64 I was told there would be no tests here!
:^(

Posted by: lindsay lohan at June 15, 2012 06:13 PM (nrW1y)

65 Giving FOX free-rein to run with:

AF1 in flames? Hilarious!

White House in flames ala "Independence Day"? Potent commentary!

Burned child corpses hanging from the walls of Winterfell? Bush twins geting what they deserved!!

if they keep up this kinda persuasion, I'm voting Dem!

Posted by: ChampionCapua at June 15, 2012 06:14 PM (KZi9D)

66 Horses for courses.

Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at June 15, 2012 06:14 PM (l3RZ9)

67 63 The purpose of that was for it to go viral and ingrain those images in the public's mind so they'll associate the negativity with Romney.
Posted by: booger at June 15, 2012 06:13 PM (HI6wa)

Wouldn't people have to see it? Who watches PMS-NBC besides the Arbitrators?

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 06:15 PM (GkwjL)

68 see update... Obama had a whoopsie.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2012 06:08 PM (aw5Tx)


For some reason, when I read that I thought of Obama on the golf course with his shorts full of shit because he tried to sneak a fart past a turd and it didn't work.

Yeah, I'm wierd.

Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2012 06:15 PM (kMZNm)

69 Sarah Jessica Parker...
She won't be starring in any further movies, except maybe a low-budget
independent affair with "comeback potential;" this much I know.)



Hey, show her some respect. "War Horse" was a very successful film and play.

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2012 06:16 PM (vjyZP)

70 You know.... They all either live in new York or California do really tie breaker....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:16 PM (DPGZi)

71 Hmmm, hopefully Romney has a loyal group of SS agents with him. Marxists like Obingo have been known to do that shit for real.

Posted by: Up, Up With People - except SCoaMF at June 15, 2012 06:16 PM (iYvMQ)

72 The good news is , I don't have a clue as to who most of these celebrities are. I barely watch TV other than sports, and I haven't been to a movie theater since 1995. So I have the good fortune of not being in a position to hear them when they start instructing me on the finer points of the Constitution.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 06:16 PM (P6QsQ)

73
Here's another picture of me looking all serious and shit...

http://tinyurl.com/7b96czf

Posted by: Marty at June 15, 2012 06:17 PM (OyQf0)

74 “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”
---
Don't trust those arbiter guys.

Posted by: Master Chief at June 15, 2012 06:17 PM (6LvlL)

75 36
It's cultural for bashir

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:07 PM (DPGZi)

----------ouch....

Posted by: S Daniel at June 15, 2012 06:17 PM (BVkEs)

76 No one wants to admit he actually takes political counsel from Matthew Brodderick.

Yeah. Who told him that Godzilla would be a great career choice.


****

But I love Election.

Tracy Flick. heh.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:18 PM (piMMO)

77 BTW, Brodderick didn't actually show up at the dinner. He had a show to do donchaknow.

Frankly, I don't think it was a passive-aggressive protest, but it sure looks like one.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 15, 2012 06:18 PM (T0NGe)

78 We are not B - list ! I ' ll have you know Anna Wintour is starring in the 2012 reboot of "Weekend at Bernie's" ! It will be called "Weekend at Anna's" ! So there ! Where are my oats ? !

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 15, 2012 06:19 PM (c3mby)

79 Congratulations, President Obama. You just immunized sheep-like people against the very sheep-like behavior you were counting on.

You really shouldn't inform the people you're manipulating that you're manipulating them.

Posted by: Ace at 05:53 PM


Good point, Ace. But I hope the sheeple realize this. Dunning Kruger effect and all that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 06:19 PM (MCDCp)

80 like Sarah Jessica Parker. (B-list? I think she's fallen; she was B-list. I think she's C+ now.



************


Ooooh!

I think Ace means my boobies just got bigger!!!1!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 15, 2012 06:19 PM (r2PLg)

81 I do try not to pay attention to them, but am I wrong in noticing that the B-list celebs on the Obama bandwagon this year are not quite the same B-list celebs he had on his bandwagon in '08?

Where is Sean Penn, Areck Bawwin, Ben Affleck, etc?

Are they disillusioned, or just not quite as "hot" as S.J. Horseface and co?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 06:19 PM (2pG7H)

82 68 Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2012 06:15 PM (kMZNm)

Ouch! That image!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 06:19 PM (MCDCp)

83 Amazing what a bachelors in drama can do.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 06:20 PM (MMC8r)

84 Is Bashir the idiot that followed Michael Jackson around for like a year?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2012 06:20 PM (ImtLX)

85 84 Yep.

Posted by: Sean at June 15, 2012 06:20 PM (1jv9o)

86 It had to be said I denounce myself

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:20 PM (DPGZi)

87 Any chance the new-new-comments-thing will post comments from newest to oldest?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:21 PM (piMMO)

88 I feel powerless in my hatred.

Get me a tech guy with a smaller dick to blow up the Romney bus!

Posted by: Martin Bra-Shir's Impossible Demands at June 15, 2012 06:21 PM (AzwZn)

89 interesting, Ace is taking what seemed to be an eye roller into a toxic admission against interests. I suppose it could be spun that way. But by who, whom?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 06:22 PM (QxSug)

90 Get me a tech guy with a smaller dick to blow up the Romney bus!


****

You think there's someone with a smaller dick?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:22 PM (piMMO)

91 So SJP's house was thought to be shabby but not chic by the devil who wears prada...and everyone is buzzing about it.....

and the fact that "don't they have understudies" matthew went to work....made me wonder if matthew is a closet conservative.

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 06:22 PM (oZfic)

92 I hear there's a bunch of hippies in a school bus following Romney's bus around. Not sure how much they can keep up though.

Posted by: S Daniel at June 15, 2012 06:22 PM (BVkEs)

93 Sarah Jessica Parker has a Louis Vuitton feed-bag, so you know she's important. Not Sally Quinn important, (who's ass was once grabbed by Pliny the Elder), but still up there.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 15, 2012 06:23 PM (L7hol)

94 Great description of yourself.... Poo

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:23 PM (DPGZi)

95
People are now seeing Obama as one of those dolls with a string you can pull to make it say the same five things over and over.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 15, 2012 06:23 PM (DlaLh)

96

I think it was soooo funny....that HBO put that severed head of Bush in their show.
Tee hee.
Oh, but conservatives are just...horrible.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Donkey at June 15, 2012 06:23 PM (M2JTb)

97
UPDATE CORRECTION:

That's right ladies and gentlemen, you are the arbiters, just like all of those B/C list celbrities.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2012 06:24 PM (wUFaM)

98 'mon back! That's it... a little further....

http://bit.ly/OTylKx

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:25 PM (piMMO)

99
97
UPDATE CORRECTION:

That's right ladies and gentlemen, you are the arbiters, just like all of those B/C list celbrities.

Paying $40K a plate to dine with ouselves. I mean me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 15, 2012 06:25 PM (wUFaM)

100 Sarah Jessica Parker is the odds on favorite to win the Triple Crown next year.

Posted by: S Daniel at June 15, 2012 06:25 PM (BVkEs)

101 >>>Yes, the people who allow themselves to be so swayed are kind of dumb.

They are apathetic jerks who call serious doubt to the concept of universal suffrage. If the reasonably educated individual cannot be trusted to vote intelligently due to apolitical inclinations, they cast doubt into the whole concept of democratically elected representatives, or democratic participation of any kind for that manner. The whole concept is predicated on people who cast their vote at least being minimally aware of what is going on.

It is the reason they bother me the most. I can handle those who disagree with and knowingly choose the philosophy of collectivism, they have learned, and made their choice. I cannot abide someone who can't seem to care.

Dang I guess this is another 2% post.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 06:26 PM (0q2P7)

102 How does Bashir manage an "even more constipated" look on his face than Olbermann had?

They both look like Sam The Eagle.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 15, 2012 06:26 PM (ImtLX)

103 We are all arbiters now.

Posted by: Wilkins at June 15, 2012 06:27 PM (fVgpT)

104 100 Sarah Jessica Parker is the odds on favorite to win the Triple Crown next year.
Posted by: S Daniel at June 15, 2012 06:25 PM (BVkEs)

She hasn't seen the age of three for 50 years!

Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 06:27 PM (GkwjL)

105 Ouch! That image!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 15, 2012 06:19 PM (MCDCp)


Sorry, I had to get it out ofmy head.

Posted by: ErikW at June 15, 2012 06:27 PM (kMZNm)

106
Just repeating this from last post for CBD. Then heading out for the evening. Be safe this weekend.


337 Uh, please provide some data to support that statement
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 15, 2012 05:38 PM (nEUpB)


Here's just one source:

Independents & the Tea Party

About as many registered voters say they agree with the Tea Party movement as disagree (29% vs. 26%).

Independent voters are more likely to say they agree with the Tea Party movement than disagree (by 30% to 22%).

Among likely voters, more agree than disagree with the Tea Party (36% vs. 29%).

And among independent likely voters, 39% agree with the Tea Party, compared with 26% who disagree.

http://tinyurl.com/3jcmj3s

pew research sept. 2010

To me, this was a no-brainer. But, I read independents posts over at the WSJ all the time. And, I talk to them. They seem to overwhelmingly support the Tea Party.

Posted by: drone media at June 15, 2012 06:28 PM (HOOye)

107 #96 LOL.

Good grief, what a dope Obama is. After so many speeches he has no clue that you tailor your message- at least somewhat to your audience?

And anyway, who the heck does he is to think that the people who are the final arbiters of what happens are only the people who agree with his political POV. What an arrogant creep!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2012 06:28 PM (9I9KG)

108 This tweet made me laugh:

The worst part was how Neil Munro kept shouting his question over and over even after the president was clearly in tears.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:28 PM (piMMO)

109 Yeah ace, it sounds like it may have been a false alarm.

Posted by: Crashpanic at June 15, 2012 06:28 PM (H7Nnh)

110 By the way people keep asking why he has different b rates celwbrities this time.

Sarah Jessica Parker's show sex in the city was a well known gay friendly show , also several designers were there.

He's rolling in the gay money

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 15, 2012 06:29 PM (R2N5P)

111 That's right ladies and gentlemen, you are the arbiters, just like all of those B/C list celbrities.

Paying $40K a plate to dine with ouselves. I mean me.


****

Yes, but it's all about the little people. The little $3 dreamers.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:29 PM (piMMO)

112 Whoops. #96 was funny, just not as funny as the doll with a string line#-95.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2012 06:30 PM (9I9KG)

113

Google News, from Reuters:

Obama spares many young illegal immigrants deportation



Oh, that the LORD, Preznit spared those young immigrants (at least they used the worl "illegal")

Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (UaxA0)

114 I posted this late in an earlier thread.

I find it incredibly funny and hope they raise a billion.

http://t.co/tqhszz5n

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (piMMO)

115
#110

Well, yeah. Donations have been off lately, and a guy has to do what a guy has to do to get by in this crazy boy-eat-dog world.

P.S. I didn't swallow

Posted by: King Putt at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (L7hol)

116 “You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”

Was he talking to a room full of liberal judges?

Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (FcR7P)

117 90 Get me a tech guy with a smaller dick to blow up the Romney bus!


****

You think there's someone with a smaller dick?
-------------------------------

You didnt notice my sock, did you? :-).

Posted by: Martin Bra-Shir's Impossible Demands at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (d2QQ4)

118 Martin Bashir? That's a weird name.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (wAQA5)

119 110
Good thing the actual gay population (2%) is smaller than the imagined gay population that Hollywood portrays (100% with enough alcohol)

Posted by: Sean at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM (1jv9o)

120
Everytime my wife spends time with Anna Wintour she comes home smelling of cat piss and death. Anyone have Jennifer Grey's phone # / e - mail ?

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at June 15, 2012 06:32 PM (c3mby)

121 How does this asswipe Bashir get away with without the Secret Service paying him a call?

This video isn't subtle in it's message.

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2012 06:32 PM (iYbLN)

122 Sarah Jessica Parker's show sex in the city was a well known gay friendly show , also several designers were there.


-------------------------------------



Maybe some illegals were working in SJP's kitchen last night and caught Obama "consulting" his gay arbiters in private. Maybe there are pics. Hence the amnesty declaration today.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 06:32 PM (P6QsQ)

123
FINALLY.....an appropriate nic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2012 06:32 PM (XVxWm)

124 yeah, you notice that? If SJP and her d list ilk are the arbiters of America, then that means that our direction is determined by an amalgamation of sassy gay hairdresser and sassy gay personal trainers.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 06:33 PM (QxSug)

125

My little gathering at my house was a big success.
At $80,000 a plate....we raised a lot of money for our Preezy.

And we talked about important things...like the suffering of the common people.
Tee hee hee.
We're so wonderful.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Donkey at June 15, 2012 06:33 PM (M2JTb)

126 see...because that's who they talk to and get their information from.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 06:33 PM (QxSug)

127 Rajat K. Gupta, the retired head of the consulting firm McKinsey
Company, a former Goldman Sachs board member and a purveyor of campaign contribution to Obama and other Democrats, was found guilty on
Friday of conspiracy and securities fraud. He is the most prominent
business executive convicted in a wave of prosecutions that followed the
government’s sweeping investigation into insider trading on Wall
Street.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 15, 2012 06:33 PM (e8kgV)

128 123 ill tempered cur

Exactly!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:33 PM (DPGZi)

129 Fucked up thing I heard on the radio today during a news cast after Obama's decrie a Hispanic lady was interviewed and literally said "this is a great day for Mexico".

Fuck this

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 15, 2012 06:33 PM (R2N5P)

130 I've lost track of the number of implied death threats by the leftist media against conservatives.

Are we into six digits yet?

Fuck the slaver-mentality media and their lies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 06:34 PM (bxiXv)

131 Google News, from Reuters:
Obama spares many young illegal immigrants deportation
Oh, that the LORD, Preznit spared those young immigrants (at least they used the worl "illegal")


Posted by: imp at June 15, 2012 06:31 PM


You can't deport the parents, either. Families must remain unified.

Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2012 06:34 PM (bAGA/)

132 Michelle said sjp was a ROLE MODEL!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:34 PM (DPGZi)

133
Anyone have Jennifer Grey's phone # / e - mail ?

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at June 15, 2012 06:32 PM (c3mby)






You're not driving, are you? PLEASE tell me you're not driving.

Posted by: Jennifer Grey at June 15, 2012 06:35 PM (XVxWm)

134 Hate to rain on the parade, but here it is with context. http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/06/15/remarks-president-campaign-event

Posted by: Crashpanic at June 15, 2012 06:35 PM (H7Nnh)

135 He said this at a fundraiser. When I saw the quote "You’re the tie-breaker, you’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes,” I interpreted it to mean they are the arbiters because they major Obama donors.

In other words, give me money and you'll have influence. You know, kind of like gays contributing to him bought them the repeal of DADT and his support of gay marriage.

Posted by: Mayday at June 15, 2012 06:35 PM (orrLR)

136 So for $40,000 per plate, Barack Obama (stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure) can't be bothered to have a fresh speech programmed into TOTUS???

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at June 15, 2012 06:37 PM (Bxm/r)

137 Well I hate to post this up on facebook or whatever and get smacked down, is all.

Posted by: Crashpanic at June 15, 2012 06:37 PM (H7Nnh)

138 121 How does this asswipe Bashir get away with without the Secret Service paying him a call?

Posted by: mpfs at June 15, 2012 06:32 PM (iYbLN)


How does the NBPP get away with open death and kidnap threats in public?

How did the MFM and whatserface the drunk leftist radio host get away with death threats against Bush?

Because they're leftists. Leftists are allowed to do anything, we can't even impeach them for secretly engaging in acts of war against neighboring allied countries.

My fear about Romney is that this "presumptive amnesty" for the left won't change.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 06:38 PM (bxiXv)

139 #134

It carries a lot more weight when you're paying Jugears 40k dollars to whisper it in your ear.


Posted by: King Putt at June 15, 2012 06:38 PM (L7hol)

140 He's showing us how green he is.... Recycles everything....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 06:39 PM (DPGZi)

141 Yes, I do pluck the middle of my eyebrow. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Martin Bashir at June 15, 2012 06:40 PM (wAQA5)

142 I'm an Ultimate Arbiter!

Posted by: Sparticus! (the ghey one) at June 15, 2012 06:40 PM (mxnUd)

143 Hey, you know who would make a pretty good leading man? Me!

Posted by: President Fucknozzle at June 15, 2012 06:41 PM (2SY1t)

144
....It was $40,000 a plate?
They were talking about an "$80,000 per plate" fundraiser for Barky on Fox yesterday....
That wasn't the SJParker/Wintour event?
....Then, I wonder which one was the $80/K per plate one.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 06:41 PM (M2JTb)

145 137 Well I hate to post this up on facebook or whatever and get smacked down, is all.
Posted by: Crashpanic at June 15, 2012 06:37 PM (H7Nnh)


Why? It's not like there's any actual discussion anymore. I haven't had a discussion with a leftist in years.

You can start a discussion, but the second it looks bad for them the screaming starts.

Also, the "context" is about economics - Obama is claiming in the middle of his philosophy's failure, the latest of HUNDREDS of such failures, that "the other side" is to blame for his party's policies not working.

That, too, cannot be discussed, only screamed about.

And/or implied death threats.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 06:42 PM (bxiXv)

146 Then, I wonder which one was the $80/K per plate one.
The one they held in my pants.

Posted by: Crotchpanic at June 15, 2012 06:42 PM (nrW1y)

147 How can it be a false alarm when O's stump speech these days is mostly to people $30k or so for a fund-raising dinner.

Posted by: Hepcat at June 15, 2012 06:43 PM (frbyY)

148 >>>line is part of Obama's stump speech

You mean he can't get his speech edited to make it topical and relevant to the audience? Computer programs have more meaningful interactions.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 06:43 PM (0q2P7)

149
#144

40k...80k...It doesn't matter. Those are the people invited to the swanky White House soirees, private meetings, and exclusive sit down's, not the sweaty masses that are told the same thing at his stump speeches.

Posted by: King Putt at June 15, 2012 06:43 PM (L7hol)

150 $80k per couple

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at June 15, 2012 06:44 PM (Bxm/r)

151 Actually, playing Halo2? You know, I made a pretty good Arbiter.

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 06:44 PM (QxSug)

152 147 -

Good question, I wonder if the phrase came up when he made that appearance in that couple's garage a few weeks ago. You remember them, the couple that, after Obama showed up, he polled about 50% with them in the "likely to vote for again" category.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 06:45 PM (2pG7H)

153 Is this really in response to the circling Romney bus in the mistake on the lake.
WOW!

Posted by: Ace of cuteness undoumented lurker at June 15, 2012 06:45 PM (D7lJF)

154 Besides, is the WH version of that speech what he actually said or what they thought he was going to say?

It's not like they're a trustworthy source.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 15, 2012 06:46 PM (bxiXv)

155 Regarding the immigration announcement, at first I wondered if Barky was announcing it today because SCOTUS was going to announce their Obamacare decision today, and he thought he could slip it in unnoticed.

Now I wonder what he'll try to get away with when SCOTUS does announce and the media goes into that feeding frenzy and everyone is distracted.

Posted by: Mayday at June 15, 2012 06:46 PM (orrLR)

156 The Left's fear is palpable...and it tastes good.

Posted by: Sgt. York at June 15, 2012 06:46 PM (pqW4Y)

157 I don't know what's worse, giving your standard stump speech at a $40K/plate fundraiser or having it be revealed that he's the anti-matter version of David McCullough, Jr. (the graduation speech guy) where he tells everybody they're special and so, nobody is.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 15, 2012 06:46 PM (T0NGe)

158 >>>Actually, playing Halo2? You know, I made a pretty good Arbiter.

I loved using Arbiter's to organize aerial assaults in Starcraft. An Arbiter is never alone.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 06:46 PM (0q2P7)

159 Can we still deport British journalists born to Pakistani Christian parents?

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2012 06:46 PM (wAQA5)

160 You mean he can't get his speech edited to make it topical and relevant to the audience?

Look, man, I don't get paid overtime.

Posted by: TOTUS at June 15, 2012 06:47 PM (T0NGe)

161 You're not special. Nobody is, because everybody is. But those kids at that swanky rich kid school across town, they're actually a lot less not special than you kids are.

Posted by: Obama's H.S. Commencement Speech at June 15, 2012 06:48 PM (2pG7H)

162 I'll leave it to the more knowledgeable on this blog to decide whether Sarah Jessica Parker (what a pompous name) has fallen to B list or C list.

I will confirm however, based on a quick perusal of photos, that her tits have definitely fallen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at June 15, 2012 06:49 PM (nEUpB)

163 Now I wonder what he'll try to get away with when SCOTUS does announce

--------

They have to have something lined up. They have to have a distraction waiting in the wings. No way they are going to let a smackdown of Obamacare hang out there in the news cycle without throwing out some major event that shoves it down the page. Although with something like the healthcare law, it would have to be huge.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 06:50 PM (P6QsQ)

164
You are all our best allies, you all are punching above your weight, you are all the sole arbiter of this election...

And for $3.oo you can have a chance to have dinner with me.... and for $40,000 you can have a roundtable discussion... but as I've always said, as we are the most Open Administration ever, this is not buying Access, this is simply our way of communicating with the voters.

Posted by: Precedent Obumba at June 15, 2012 06:50 PM (lZBBB)

165 @161 lolz
Obama: "I've been around enough poor people as a community organizer to know that they suck, I'm sticking to rich celebrities and the golf course, suckers."

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 06:50 PM (QxSug)

166 157 -

Darnit, I made the same point you did, but two minutes later.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 06:50 PM (2pG7H)

167

Yes.
It is good to inlist the help of the artists and entertainers....to help deliver the 'Right Message' to the ignorant masses.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels, Reich Minister of Propaganda at June 15, 2012 06:51 PM (M2JTb)

168 false alarm, wtf?

I demand an overreaction anyway!

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 06:51 PM (QxSug)

169 Actually, playing Halo2? You know, I made a pretty good Arbiter.


I love that Halo 4 is coming out on election day. Way to make sure the youth vote stays home!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 06:51 PM (Gk3SS)

170 169
Are you serious? That's awesome!

Posted by: Sean at June 15, 2012 06:52 PM (1jv9o)

171 I'm sorry, I don't have time for questions. Little Barry has an appointment with Martin's uvula.

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at June 15, 2012 06:52 PM (mxnUd)

172 Obama is claiming in the middle of his philosophy's failure, the latest of HUNDREDS of such failures, that "the other side" is to blame for his party's policies not working.

Well, obviously then the solution is to have them killed.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 06:52 PM (MMC8r)

173 False Alarm? A reader tells me the "you're the arbiter/you make
the choice" line is part of Obama's stump speech -- and not anything new
spoken only to his Celebrity Buddies.

-------

At 40k a pop, I would demand a fresh line.

Posted by: mama winger at June 15, 2012 06:53 PM (P6QsQ)

174 “You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”

Gotta disagree with you on this one. Obama isn't telling these people they are stupid celebrity followers. He's kissing their asses and telling them how important they are. And I would imagine that people plinking down $40K a plate for dinner with celebs and the President want to believe that they are important people and not just a bunch of big city suckers with more money than sense.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 15, 2012 06:53 PM (mV8sg)

175 Hey Bashir, stop stealing my schtick!

Posted by: Michael Bey at June 15, 2012 06:53 PM (XvHmy)

176 Good point mama winger. They'll throw something else out AND (I believe) pull more crap under the radar while attention is elsewhere.

It pisses me off that I think like this now.

Posted by: Mayday at June 15, 2012 06:53 PM (orrLR)

177 arbiter, assbiter

tomato, tomahto

Posted by: wth at June 15, 2012 06:54 PM (wAQA5)

178
@163, mamma winger

Well....the middle east is a powder keg.
Wouldn't take much right now, for Barkyto light that fuse.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 06:55 PM (M2JTb)

179 False Alarm? A reader tells me the "you're the arbiter/you make
the choice" line is part of Obama's stump speech -- and not anything new
spoken only to his Celebrity Buddies.

This is one MAJOR difference between right and left wing blogs. Right's will make corrections and clear the air. Lefties don't give a shit about clearing the record.

Posted by: ©Sponge at June 15, 2012 06:55 PM (WaR/4)

180 Let me be clear: If you like your dinner roll, we need another $2K. And, if you want Barry's Own Salad Dressing, just ask Martin and he'll hook you up.

Posted by: Barky McPhuckstick at June 15, 2012 06:56 PM (mxnUd)

181 Fore! Word. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: Obama Twoosh! King and Genius at June 15, 2012 06:56 PM (Qxdfp)

182 Are you serious? That's awesome!


Yeah I was watching the trailer last night and thinking yaaay yet another change for me to cause a singularity by my suckitude and then I was all, wait, wait, does that say 11.6.12? And it does!



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 06:57 PM (Gk3SS)

183 Secretariat Jessica Parker's vote counts just as much as yours does.

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 06:58 PM (MMC8r)

184 And I would imagine that people plinking down $40K a plate for dinner
with celebs and the President want to believe that they are important people and not just a bunch of big city suckers with more money than sense.


They could believe it at my table for a lot less than $40K.

Posted by: Sally Quinn at June 15, 2012 06:58 PM (I2fq9)

185 False Alarm?? Was it a false alarm when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.....

...oh wait, it WAS the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor.

Nevermind then.

Posted by: Ace Blutarsky at June 15, 2012 06:58 PM (2pG7H)

186
SJP, stamp you hoof once for Obama, and twice For Romney.
--------------->
Yea! Two votes for Obama!

Posted by: Zombie Willie Shoemaker at June 15, 2012 07:00 PM (mxnUd)

187 As Mitt Romney the apparent Republican Presidential nominee, this should rate Martin Bashir the obligatory visit by the Secret Service and review of his immigration status (he doesn't look under 30 to me).

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 15, 2012 07:01 PM (e8kgV)

188 **169 Actually, playing Halo2? You know, I made a pretty good Arbiter.


I love that Halo 4 is coming out on election day. Way to make sure the youth vote stays home!**

too clever by half...now do I play Halo4 on election day or GOTV for Romney?

Posted by: joeindc44 says choom on fuckers at June 15, 2012 07:01 PM (QxSug)

189 Celebrity endorsements worked for Mr. Coffee, you know.

Cue Krusty the Klown and "Canyonero". "The country-fried truck endorsed by a clown."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - meditating on the many meanings of SCOAMF-itude at June 15, 2012 07:03 PM (gmoEG)

190
My Father. Exclusively. Makes for fun holiday gatherings with MSNBC blasting on the TV while trying to have a nice visit with my parents.


Wouldn't people have to see it? Who watches PMS-NBC besides the Arbitrators?Posted by: The Huggable Robot Devil at June 15, 2012 06:15 PM (GkwjL)

Posted by: Pyrocles at June 15, 2012 07:03 PM (Z9vgh)

191 174 ...not just a bunch of big city suckers with more money than sense...

Business is good at the Jesse James Cave...

Posted by: Ozark Hillbilly at June 15, 2012 07:03 PM (BAnPT)

192 > now do I play Halo4 on election day or GOTV for Romney?

There will be other opportunities to GOTV. How often do you get to play Halo?

Posted by: Wilkins at June 15, 2012 07:04 PM (fVgpT)

193 ManpowerGroup ManpowerGroup Latest from The Business Journals Cincinnati companies to hire at faster pace in 3Q, Manpower survey saysManpower: Phoenix hiring outlook brightensManpower projects more jobs in Louisville Follow this companyon Tuesday released the results of its seventh annual talent shortage survey, revealing 49 percent of U.S. employers are experiencing difficulty filling mission-critical positions within their organizations.

Although slightly lower than the 52 percent of employers struggling in 2011, a major percentage of total U.S. employers continue to face hiring challenges despite continued high unemployment. U.S. employers are struggling to find available talent more than their global counterparts, where 34 percent of employers worldwide are having difficulty filling positions.

According to the more than 1,300 U.S. employers surveyed, the positions that are most difficult to fill include skilled trades, engineers and information technology staff, all of which have appeared on the U.S. list multiple times since the survey began in 2006. The survey also highlights the most common reasons employers say they are having trouble filling jobs, including lack of available applicants, applicants looking for more pay and lack of experience.

Posted by: Obama 2012 at June 15, 2012 07:04 PM (e8kgV)

194 too clever by half...now do I play Halo4 on election day or GOTV for Romney?


GOTV and then come home and play while trying to keep from stroking out from stress worrying about the returns. At least that's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at June 15, 2012 07:04 PM (Gk3SS)

195 169 I love that Halo 4 is coming out on election day. Way to make sure the youth vote stays home!

I never thought I'd say this, but thank you M$!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 15, 2012 07:04 PM (Qxdfp)

196 Sarah Jessica Parker, will you vote for Obama, yea or nay?



Neeeeeiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhh!

Posted by: nickless at June 15, 2012 07:04 PM (MMC8r)

197
Isn't NBC and MSNBC owned by Comcast and GE?
Should we express our displeasure to their corporate parents?

Posted by: rd at June 15, 2012 07:05 PM (9sUlj)

198 Now that I think about it, this is almost exactly like when he showed up at that couple's house out in Arizona. The wife said afterwards she hadn't quite made up her mind who she's voting for (meaning it ain't going to be Barack).

Here he shows up at the Broderick/Parker household, and the husband says "sorry, I got called into work. There's no one else who can fill the shift. Tell Barack I'm sorry, we'll have lunch some other time."

Sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2012 07:05 PM (2pG7H)

199 Yeah I don't think this is a particularly painful gaffe, but it is bad optics for a guy that has basically nothing going right for him right now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2012 07:06 PM (r4wIV)

200 and also physically ugly, much resembling a shot-out toad with portion control issues.


Outstanding imagery; every time I see Bashir I wish somebody would dip him for fleas and ticks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 15, 2012 07:06 PM (bDMB8)

201 196 Sarah Jessica Parker,.....

Is she trained in Dressage?

Posted by: Ozark Hillbilly at June 15, 2012 07:07 PM (BAnPT)

202

The "you're the arbiter" thing.....is really just a re-wording of the....
"We are the ones we've been waiting for" thing, that Barky did in 2008.

It's basically the same feel-good crap...."You're special because you support me"...."You're special because you think the right way"...
"You're special and cool" .....and they're not.
"We're the InCrowd" ....and you can be too, just support Me, and you're part of the cool crowd.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 07:08 PM (M2JTb)

203 The guy subbing for savage is calling this "the welcome mat for illegal aliens" and the more he talks, the more you realize most people won't be deported if they have one of these kids.

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 07:08 PM (oZfic)

204 “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”

Excuse me, Mr President, but Matthew Broderick is exactly the wrong person to ask about which direction to travel in

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 15, 2012 07:10 PM (QTHTd)

205 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2012 07:10 PM (Xb3hu)

206 They're in New York? They could have experienced world class rim for 1/32nd of that price instead of stupid ass kissing.

Posted by: Beto at June 15, 2012 07:11 PM (BAnPT)

207 Tokyo police on Friday captured the last fugitive from the 1995 sarin
gas attack on the world's busiest subway system by the doomsday cult
Aum Shinrikyo, Japanese media reported.

The arrest of Katsuya Takahashi at an all-night Internet and comic
book cafe brings to a close one of the longest-running manhunts in
Japanese history and could shed new light on the subway attack and other
crimes attributed to the cult, authorities said.
Katsuya Takahashi said that hanging out with Usama Bin Laden was a drag and went looking for all-night Internet and comic
book cafe for some quick porn.

Posted by: President "Gutsy Call" at June 15, 2012 07:11 PM (e8kgV)

208 Thank you, steevy.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 15, 2012 07:11 PM (mxnUd)

209 Doesn't matter if he has said it before(he pretty much gives the same speech all the time)still a huge steaming pile of faux pau.

Posted by: steevy at June 15, 2012 07:11 PM (Xb3hu)

210 The survey also highlights the most common reasons employers say they
are having trouble filling jobs, including lack of available applicants,
applicants looking for more pay and lack of experience.


You must be a superstar in eight different disciplines but we will pay you nothing. And you will like it.

Posted by: Employers at June 15, 2012 07:12 PM (vbh31)

211 Will MSNBC go dark on election night as the "talent" takes to the streets in search of human flesh? Who wants some of this action?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 15, 2012 07:15 PM (mxnUd)

212 Zat vas verrry zechksy, Komrade Martin. Can ve borrow it?

Posted by: The Whores of RT Television Amerikkka at June 15, 2012 07:16 PM (4Bh6U)

213 Oh, please not the newest to oldest. If you want to see the newest jump to the end.

Reversing the comment order makes it almost impossible to follow.

Unless it's made as a selectable option. Then it's okay.

Frankly given how drastic a lifestyle change bannable/ registration will be, I think it's best not to screw with the format any more than necessary.

Anyone remember New Coke? Or any other failed brand that decided that they'd tweak their flagship enterprise?

I think it's enough for the troll patrol to be able to zot someone and have them remain zotted thus performing their Darwinian roles to it's utmost than put any unhelpful twists and turns to confuse the confused and astound the astounded. (that would be ME.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 07:16 PM (CP+yl)

214 I smell cat piss, but it looks like shit.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at June 15, 2012 07:16 PM (mxnUd)

215 OMG!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 15, 2012 07:17 PM (Ho2rs)

216 You must be a superstar in eight different disciplines but we will pay you nothing. And you will like it.
Posted by: Employers at June 15, 2012 07:12 PM (vbh31) ------------- The stupid....it is strong in this one.

Posted by: wheatie at June 15, 2012 07:17 PM (M2JTb)

217 213 I can't post from work anymore. One day good then...nuttin'

Posted by: Beto at June 15, 2012 07:18 PM (BAnPT)

218 oZfic and Harriet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 07:19 PM (CP+yl)

219 201- "Is she trained in Dressage?"

Dress?
Dahling, dahling! Sarahjessica is the ultimate clothes horse.

Posted by: Anna Wintour at June 15, 2012 07:20 PM (C8mVl)

220
Possible commercial?
Camera shows the Hollywood mansion and then fades to Camera shows footage of a dimly lit dinner party.
Narrator "At an intimate dinner party held by Hollywood insiders, Barrack Obama pledged to those that personally gave him $40,000 each that he would lsiten to them and implement their advice." Show head shots of some of the guests.
Audio of Barack Obama saying, “You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.” (pull from some previous speech, if there is no copy from the dinner.) (or use a voice stand-in?)

Barack Obama has already given them Gay Marriage, ?, and blocked the Keystone Pipeline from bringing 20,00jobs to the midwest for these Hollywood Stars.
Do we want a President that puts Hollywood first? Or a President that puts America first?

Posted by: rd at June 15, 2012 07:21 PM (9sUlj)

221 The arrest of Katsuya Takahashi at an all-night Internet and comic

book cafe


In the end, he was just another otaku loser.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 15, 2012 07:22 PM (QTHTd)

222 Without having seen what was banned, how can I gauge Ace's line for racism?

The left says any criticism of a black person is racist. Whilst black people claim that "coded" words is sufficient.

I'm confused, abused and not amused.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 07:22 PM (CP+yl)

223 I understand Anna had to clean out Jessica's stall before the Obamaniac's arrival.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 07:23 PM (CP+yl)

224 Well, Rasmussen completely burst the “Romney can win MI” hope. Obama is not only up by a huge margin (, but he’s also at the magic 50% threshold. And once your’e there, it’s over (as Walker in WI proved).

Posted by: Greg at June 15, 2012 07:23 PM (j+Xk7)

225 Suck it, Greg

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at June 15, 2012 07:24 PM (QTHTd)

226 hey-ho,
one for my baby and one more for the road

Posted by: Cricket at June 15, 2012 07:26 PM (2ArJQ)

227 How'd that awesome Democrat GOTV effort in Wisconsin do Greg you pathetic shithead?

Posted by: buzzion at June 15, 2012 07:26 PM (GULKT)

228 I tells ya, it's like watching a school of fish.

A thread will be going great guns when suddenly a new post appears and whoosh off the school goes in one coordinated flash of movement.

I'm getting too old for this sh!t.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at June 15, 2012 07:26 PM (CP+yl)

229 A reader tells me the "you're the arbiter/you make the choice" line is
part of Obama's stump speech -- and not anything new spoken only to his
Celebrity Buddies.

As near as I can tell, all his speeches are to his celebrity buddies these days.

Posted by: Count Von Speech Count at June 15, 2012 07:34 PM (UxKxm)

230 I figured out the code! He does the exact opposite of what he says he's going to do.....

So do I win a prize?

Posted by: pooh at June 15, 2012 07:52 PM (oZfic)

231 Drive it by the studio a few times at lunch, with the theme song.


Posted by: Jaws at June 15, 2012 07:55 PM (NqmTy)

232 It is the reason they bother me the most. I can
handle those who disagree with and knowingly choose the philosophy of
collectivism, they have learned, and made their choice. I cannot abide
someone who can't seem to care.

Dang I guess this is another 2% post.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Lite! 98% Anger Free! at June 15, 2012 06:26 PM (0q2P7)

***************
I'm gonna have to go with you on this one, all the way back to 'Nam. I remember my Socialist 7th grade Socialist Studies teacher discussing that some of the Viets backed the Cong and the NVA, some backed the RVN, but most of them didn't care one way or another. I remember wondering at the time if that was true, then why the fuck did we have boys dying over there. Of course, I also understood (and agreed with) the domino theory, but how come our guys keep dying in wars for people who don't give enough of a shit themselves?

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 15, 2012 07:59 PM (eQnzo)

233 http: //www.youtube.com/ watch?v=wu5V41aIrow

evasion practice

http: //www.youtube.com /watch?v=86E9d5PMCxAfeature=related

if you're in a real hurry.

Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2012 08:08 PM (NqmTy)

234 Kinda funny, Arbeiter is the German spelling, and all it means is "worker". So he told them they are all just little workers.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, Threadslayer at June 15, 2012 08:09 PM (eQnzo)

235 “You’re the tie-breaker,” he said. “You’re the ultimate arbiter of which direction this country goes.”

------
Children say the darndest things, don't they?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at June 15, 2012 08:18 PM (0F8MT)

236 What kind of a sap do you have to be to pay $40K to listen to the most narcissistic self-absorbed tyrant ever to occupy the Oval Office lie by telling you that you are the arbiter of the world that he believes is his to rule?

Posted by: natasha at June 15, 2012 09:37 PM (pyYXJ)

237 "Speaking in aLIMLY DIGHTED, FART-ILLED room, Obama told supporters (...)"

Fixed those typos for ya...

Posted by: You Heard It Here First, Now Spread It Like An STD at June 15, 2012 11:14 PM (B44Zp)

238 http://preview.tinyurl.com/7nrf8q4

Hot air went with celebrities R the ultimate arbiters (according to Obama) also.

Posted by: cheetah at June 16, 2012 01:06 AM (zXhtZ)

239 You know who else likes an exploding bus?

Hamas

Who do you drink tea with, Mr Bashir?

Posted by: IdowhatIwant at June 16, 2012 09:33 AM (a4CUi)

240 The media must look under millions of rocks to find acreature like Bahir!

Posted by: burt at June 18, 2012 06:31 PM (OzqQM)






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