Harvard Touted Its High-Cheekboned Minority Hire In Letter To the Editor of the NYT

Elizabeth Warren says she didn't tell Harvard she was a minority. But somehow, they found out.

Harvard, for its part, says that her minority heritage (ahem) played no part in her hiring.

And yet, they seem to have been very sensitive to minority-hiring issues at the time.

Warren got tenured at Harvard -- the Golden Ticket -- in 1995. Around this time, Harvard was talking up its Tenured Native American Cherokee Lady.

The Herald's story relied heavily on archived Crimson articles about the Law School from the mid-1990s, a time when HLS weathered much criticism about its lack of diversity.

"Of 71 current Law School professors and assistant professors, 11 are women, five are black, one is Native American and one is Hispanic," then-Law School spokesman Mike Chmura told The Crimson in 1996, with Elizabeth Warren being that one Native American.

A Crimson editorial from 1998 refers to Warren as the Law School's "one tenured minority woman."

The one. The one that proves they don't refuse tenure to minority women.

Now Morgan Richmond has Harvard bragging about their diversity scalps (I'm so sorry) to the NYT in 1998.

To the Editor:

Re the Jan. 29 Op-Ed article on hiring at Harvard Law School: Since 1989 the school has appointed to the faculty or voted tenure for four African-Americans, a Hispanic professor and eight women, including a Native America

Are you sure you didn't consider this at all when giving her tenure? You sure seem to have thought about it an awful lot, at all other times.

And did Elizabeth Warren not realize her Fauxcahontas story would have exactly this effect? Did she really not seek professional advancement by pretending to be that which she is not?

Flamin' Injun Skull courtesy of The Mega Independent, who just did this parody Time Magazine cover.

Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM



Comments

1 Is this buffoon still polling even with Brown?

Posted by: Cicero at May 11, 2012 01:48 PM (QKKT0)

2 Love that flaming skull and feather. Isn't the first rule when you're in a hole to stop digging.

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2012 01:48 PM (O/fK8)

3 First?

Posted by: Guy who says "first!" at May 11, 2012 01:48 PM (IeX6P)

4 She was just looking to make some friend, just not at the Native American events she did not attend.

So is this still both sexist and racist?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2012 01:49 PM (C2//T)

5

I smell burnt feathers.

Posted by: pants on fire, even at May 11, 2012 01:49 PM (HOOye)

6 That flaming Fauxahontas skull will never get old.

Brilliant!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2012 01:49 PM (UOM48)

7 I thought the first rule in bad PR is to admit error, and move on quickly. The squaw here forgot the first part.

Posted by: CUS at May 11, 2012 01:49 PM (84pE9)

8 Elizabeth Warren is done, and to think I was actually worried when she first entered this race.

You really couldn't create a better caricature for modern liberalism than Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Brigadier at May 11, 2012 01:50 PM (0kf1G)

9 That skull is teh awesome!

-J
@gone_galt

Posted by: I'm just joshin... at May 11, 2012 01:50 PM (I65om)

10 Heep Big Trouble

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 11, 2012 01:50 PM (V92KK)

11 That's a dude injun flaming skull.

Were they out a womym flaming injun skulls?

Only kidding. Just like every chord should be a power chord, every meal should be pizza, every post should be:

FLAMING SKULL
FLAMING SKULL
FLAMING SKULL!

Let's skull fuck!

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at May 11, 2012 01:50 PM (qxcKC)

12 "And did Elizabeth Warren not realize her Fauxcahontas story would have exactly this effect? Did she really not seek professional advancement by pretending to be that which she is not?"

(With apologies to Douglas Adams The merest thought never even began to speculate about the possibility of crossing her mind.

Posted by: JPS at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (PVzSz)

13 So Vodkapundit reads AoS?
I'm so proud. Go steevy! Go Allen!

Posted by: Pecos, at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (2Gb0y)

14 Would be nice if some big Haahvard donor demanded full disclosure and an apology from Indian Princess 'One Based On Lies'.

Posted by: eureka! at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (xCpfo)

15 oh, Ace, you're so coy!

Posted by: obama doctor story at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (ebPtk)

16 How were we supposed to know? She showed up for work on her first day of work wearing a beaver pelt and she could tell when a cab was coming by putting her ear on the road.

Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (QKKT0)

17 All ur Ivy are belong to me.

Posted by: Liz Crackagawea Warren at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (jm/9g)

18 She loved the 1/10th Indian boy

Posted by: Barry "mr sensitive" O-K at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (0It32)

19
->You really couldn't create a better caricature for modern liberalism than Elizabeth Warren.

Yup. The first rule of being an Affirmative Action hire is to not admit that you're an Affirmative Action hire. At least not directly. Mr Mrs Preezy know this.

Posted by: CUS at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (84pE9)

20 OT: I did not realize until just now that a colon, followed by a close-parenthesis, makes that silly smiley-face icon. I am behind the times.

Posted by: JPS at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (PVzSz)

21 For a while the Doonesbury "comic" strip was doing a bit on Joanie Caucus working for Warren.

Seems that bit has disappeared.

(Not a fan AT ALL of Doonesbury, but it appears every day on the editorial page of our local fish wrap. Can't miss it.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (UOM48)

22 Their own diversity report shows only 1 Native-American for the 2003-2004 and 2004-2005 years. Is there really any chance that she's not the one?


http://bit.ly/l2DhZ9

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (piMMO)

23 So is this still both sexist and racist?

Yup. I like to be efficient in my oppression.

This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)

24 diversity scalps


ROFLMAO!!!!!

Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (GQ8sn)

25 "She showed up for work on her first day of work wearing a beaver pelt ... ."

Harvard: "She did no such thing... or we would have touted "We hire Furries!"

Posted by: Al at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (MzQOZ)

26 15 oh, Ace, you're so coy!
Posted by: obama doctor story at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (ebPtk)
---




ahahahaha

Posted by: taunting at May 11, 2012 01:53 PM (HOOye)

27 Before counting Warren out, remember that the guy in that seat beforeBrown,these voters elected time and time again,once killed a girl.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2012 01:53 PM (C2//T)

28 How were we supposed to know? She showed up for work on her first day of work wearing a beaver pelt and she could tell when a cab was coming by putting her ear on the road.
Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (QKKT0) .

Was the beaver pelt on her face ?

Posted by: RUReadingthis at May 11, 2012 01:53 PM (V92KK)

29 >> Are you sure you didn't consider this at all when giving her tenure? You sure seem to have thought about it an awful lot, at all other times.


Makes perfect sense to me. They claimed credit when it helped them, but they weren't so fluking stupid that they actually believed she was Native American.

I mean, look at her.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (XdlcF)

30 16
How were we supposed to know? She showed up for work on her first day of
work wearing a beaver pelt and she could tell when a cab was coming by
putting her ear on the road.


Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (QKKT0



lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (UOM48)

31 Tenure = Impenetrable shield against anything short of murder. She's in, and nobody cares how she got there.

Posted by: Imam joncelli Ibn Jerry al Death to American mit Hate Israel at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

32 This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)


Remind me to stay on your good side.

Posted by: jwb7605 at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (Qxe/p)

33 HEY, HOW ARE YA!
HEY, HOW ARE YA
HEY, HOW ARE YA

Posted by: Elizabeth "Spreading Bull" Warren, Redface at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (jucos)

34
MassStateGOP put together a beautiful 2:45 vid about this scandal.

In a word, the vid is devastating.


Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (G/zuv)

35 I find it particularly galling in this day and age of supposed enlightenment that my white skin is an impediment to my job future.

Posted by: Mitt at May 11, 2012 01:54 PM (m38+j)

36 Before counting Warren out, remember that the guy in that seat beforeBrown,these voters elected time and time again,once killed a girl.

Rush started off today on fire about how Romney didn't kill a woman, hasn't been accused of rape, didn't father a child out of wedlock, didn't have an affair with a mob moll, didn't have an affair with an actress who later committed suicide, didn't agree with bugging MLK, Jr.'s phone, etc. etc.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (VtjlW)

37
->For a while the Doonesbury "comic" strip was doing a bit on Joanie Caucus working for Warren.

Wait, what? Doonesbury is still around?

->Was the beaver pelt on her face ?

I really do not like the optics here of the potential of a 'beaver' pelt when talking about ms Warren. i just ate.

Posted by: CUS at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (84pE9)

38 Question:

Even with all this Fauxcahontas stuff coming out, why is she still polling dead even with Brown? This stuff should be destroying her. Brown's number should be double hers, and yet they are polling the same. Why is that?

Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (GQ8sn)

39 Brown should start incorporating a feathe in some of his advertisements. Nothing over the top, maybe just a little one in a lower corner.

"I'm Scott Brown and I approve of this message." *little tiny feather*

Posted by: Infidel at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (O/fK8)

40
btw, noticed I used the word scandal? It's a word hardly used by our side.

Scandal.

This is a scandal.





Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (G/zuv)

41 HEY, HOW ARE YA!

HEY, HOW ARE YA

HEY, HOW ARE YA

Posted by: Elizabeth "Spreading Bull" Warren, Redface


That shouldn't make me laugh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (ebPtk)

42 Golden Flaming Fauxcahontas Skull!

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2012 01:56 PM (Iyg03)

43 if harvard valued indians......they'd have hired more indians.....real ones.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 11, 2012 01:56 PM (4/NTV)

44 But I did make reservations at a Holiday Inn Express!

Posted by: Lies Like Bear Rug Warren at May 11, 2012 01:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

45 Ahem.
**
Cherokee PEOPLE!!!11!!
***
Cherokee Tribe!!111!1
***
Thank YOUMilwaukee! Goodnight!!!!

Posted by: Cher at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (eavT+)

46 O.T. -

I don't know if this has been mentioned here yet, but I find it amazing that the "conservative" talk shows are still chasing the Mittens = Bully squirrel.

Why aren't they tossing this latest grenade back in the MFM's faces to go BOOOM!! with this...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/cpma6wr

"



































In His Own Words… Obama Admits to Smoking Pot, Drinking Beer, Doing Drugs… And Bullying Fat Nerdy Black Girl in High School "


Once again from the best selling Fauxtobiography everybody
NOBODY read.
Link to Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (HYbYx)

47 I've wondered for quite a while what the big deal was about Elizabeth Warren. ....I mean, she's not brilliant. ....But she has been picked for prestigious positions, as though she is.

It's a 'feather in the cap' to pick a minority for a high-ranking position.....it show's that your organization is 'minority-sensitive', or some such bullshit.

The thing is....with Lizzy Warren, it enabled them to have it both ways... They could point to her as a 'minority', while still getting to have their elitist clique of sanctimonious limosine liberals.

Posted by: wheatie at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (g4NO6)

48 38
Question:Even with all this Fauxcahontas stuff coming out, why
is she still polling dead even with Brown? This stuff should be
destroying her. Brown's number should be double hers, and yet they are
polling the same. Why is that?




Brain-dead lib voters? These are the same people who didn't have a problem electing a man over and over again who killed a young woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (UOM48)

49 This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.

Make sure they are infected with smallpox first.

Trust me, it works.

Posted by: General Edward Braddock at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (sbV1u)

50
->
Golden Flaming Fauxcahontas Skull!

Still pales in comparison to the Flaming Blago Skull.

Posted by: CUS at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (84pE9)

51 oops... html fail.

Posted by: FORGER - Monster Hunter at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (HYbYx)

52 Of course they would trumpet it. Her lie was the only reason she was hired. Harvard doesn't employ professors of moderate background who graduate from third tier schools, unless there is a check-the-box liberal angle for them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (9lQzN)

53 Before counting Warren out, remember that the guy in that seat beforeBrown,these voters elected time and time again,once killed a girl.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 11, 2012 01:53 PM (C2//T)
------------------------------------------------
Um erm, uhhhh to be faia, it was the Oldsmobile and erm, the uhhhhh the tidal channel on uhhhhhhh Chappaquiddick Island.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (jucos)

54 if harvard valued indians......they'd have hired more indians.....real ones.....

We love the idea of hiring Native Americans but have you ever seen real indians?

Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 01:58 PM (QKKT0)

55


speaking of Ed, kinda

Anthony Bourdain: "Was laying off the California foie thing as a lost cause, but now these assholes are threatening my friends' families again."

http://tinyurl.com/7wqmlpy

lobster bisque and foie gras
yummy


My roundaboutpoint: If it directly effects THEM - only then, will they get it. Bourdain is not quite there, yet tho. Like Lovitz.

Posted by: way, way, way offtopic at May 11, 2012 01:58 PM (HOOye)

56 This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)
.
I really like the way you think.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2012 01:59 PM (9lQzN)

57 OK, but NO IRISH !!!

Posted by: Blazing Harvard at May 11, 2012 01:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

58 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 11, 2012 01:59 PM (8y9MW)

59 O.T. -
I don't know if this has been mentioned here yet,


I don't think Minx 0.005 blog-ware could take more than one mention.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2012 02:00 PM (ebPtk)

60 >>It's a 'feather in the cap'

Metaphors are racist.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:00 PM (/kI1Q)

61 I'll vouch for her.

Posted by: Sacheen Littlefeather at May 11, 2012 02:01 PM (QKKT0)

62 This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW)

Canwe infest them with smallpox first?
/sarc

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 11, 2012 02:01 PM (0xqzf)

63 Today is a good day.

The SAN crashed like a starship at 3/4 lightspeed hitting a nickle-iron planetoid. Replaced the drives and it looks like an 8 hour rebuild. 98% of the company's services are on SANs that are working. One of the services not working is the one I manage. The other is not my problem. Nuthin' to do for a while now that the SAN is rebuilding.

I can play on AofS all day.

Sweet.

Posted by: Lotsa Luvin (composite girlfriend) at May 11, 2012 02:01 PM (Rojyk)

64 There are sure a lot of red faces and red asses because there ain't no red in Warren's genes.

Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2012 02:01 PM (OlN4e)

65 So they thought they got some mystic power from having a extra-special collectors item minority on the staff, when it turns out that her special juju was just good old fashioned WASPy goodness.

Kind of points out that diversity is bullshit shamanism, doesn't it?

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2012 02:02 PM (MMC8r)

66 45 Ahem.
**
Cherokee PEOPLE!!!11!!
***
Cherokee Tribe!!111!1
***
Thank YOUMilwaukee! Goodnight!!!!

Posted by: Cher at May 11, 2012 01:57 PM (eavT+)


You're welcome!

Posted by: Paul Revere and the Raiders at May 11, 2012 02:02 PM (KHo8t)

67 I am positive that at the time 1/32 native blood would NOT qualify you for ANYTHING.
I remember it going to 1/16 to qualify in the late 90's.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2012 02:02 PM (fl7ev)

68 20 OT: I did not realize until just now that a colon, followed by a close-parenthesis, makes that silly smiley-face icon. I am behind the times.
Posted by: JPS at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (PVzSz)
**
Pffft...Than ain't nothin. I forget I'm the president!

Posted by: Barnack The Horrible at May 11, 2012 02:02 PM (eavT+)

69 Higher ed is a cesspool

Posted by: forest at May 11, 2012 02:02 PM (7RBBe)

70 Yeah, and I'm sure they didn't hire Derrick Bell because he's black or Henry Gates. I'm sure Obama's exotic half-slut/half Kenyan communist status didn't matter for admission either.

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM (JoL4S)

71 So Vodkapundit reads AoS?
I'm so proud. Go steevy! Go Allen!


Wait, what?

I hate days where I actually have stuff to do! What'd I miss?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM (8y9MW)

72 Elizabeth Warren is done, and to think I was actually worried when she first entered this race.

Posted by: Brigadier
-------------------

I'd love to think so, but Rasmussen shows her undented by the scandal. Poll numbers haven't budged since the whole thing erupted. It's a dead heat. SEND WAMPUM TO THE PALEFACE.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM (5ehUw)

73 Textbook example of Political Correctness biting the asses that shate it.

Posted by: maddogg at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM (OlN4e)

74 You bow tyin' white boys ™ are just trying to keep an authentic native american ® on the reservation.

Posted by: Shamu Greene at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM (M0NzJ)

75 Anthony Bourdain: "Was laying off the California foie thing as a lost
cause, but now these assholes are threatening my friends' families
again."


Bourdain is a fuckwit.

Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM (GQ8sn)

76 Not only is there no red, the ancestor actually was responsible for herding the Cherokee on the Trail of Tears. She owes them reparations!

Posted by: dagny at May 11, 2012 02:04 PM (JoL4S)

77 Did she really not seek professional advancement by pretending to be that which she is not?

Sounds an awful lot like my approach to hitting on coeds in college. Why yes, my key chain does say Porsche.....why do you ask?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2012 02:04 PM (OWjjx)

78 Fat Nerdy Black Girl
**
Great name for a band.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 11, 2012 02:05 PM (eavT+)

79 Rats! General Braddock beat me to the punch @49 -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 11, 2012 02:05 PM (0xqzf)

80 she misheard her grandmother.....great grandpa liked to shoot injuns with high cheekbones.......not shoot, great grandpa had high cheekbones like injuns.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 11, 2012 02:05 PM (4/NTV)

81
re: Why Lya-watha Warren is the golden candidate

Because she, like Obama, has been made out of whole cloth.

She's a myth.

E Warren is a brilliant professor of law...because they say so.

E Warren is a champion for consumer's rights...because they say so.

There is no evidence to prove these claims. It's just political folk-lore.

Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM (G/zuv)

82 Me thinkum it heap time for firewater.

Actually being part Choctaw I can do that.
And I never, ever once tried to get anything from it going through college.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM (Qxdfp)

83 I heard Liz Warren bought tickets to a Red Sox game from a scal .... uh ... person who sells tickets to sold out events

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

84 So this is the solution to quotas. Just hire a bunch of old white dudes, make sure they identify themselves on their application as "black gay mongolian muslim" -- based on family lore, of course -- and presto, you have a diverse set of employees.

Posted by: wooga at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM (vjyZP)

85 I am a white male, but I culturally identify as an Afro-Chinese-Gypsy woman. I'll take my tenured Ivy League position please.

Posted by: LIGuy at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM (+usC4)

86 There are sure a lot of red faces and red asses because there ain't no red in Warren's genes

I have had red in my jeans. And white, black, brown.....oh, you said genes, not jeans. Never mind.......free contraceptives for everyone!

Posted by: Sandra Flake at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM (OWjjx)

87 You would think it might bother Elizabeth Warren that she was a pity hire, based on a lie she put on her resume.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2012 02:07 PM (9lQzN)

88
btw, Lya-watha

Liawatha Warren.

Is that a new one or did someone else already come up with it?

Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:07 PM (G/zuv)

89 Token.

Posted by: "Mexican Irish Botswanan Egyptian Asian Indian (with a dot) Russian" dogfish at May 11, 2012 02:07 PM (N2yhW)

90 >>So they thought they got some mystic power from having a extra-special collectors item minority on the staff

Mystic powers? Federal funds.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:07 PM (/kI1Q)

91 I'm a No-hawk!

Posted by: Tailface Warren at May 11, 2012 02:07 PM (BHM5V)

92 OT:


I can't stand looking at that p-shop of Danny Devito sucking that chick's tit any more. It's so wrong!

Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 02:08 PM (GQ8sn)

93 Crap. Now we're back to a bunch of old white guys and a nutjob named Derrick Bell.

Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 02:08 PM (QKKT0)

94 Lack of diversity. lol.

Posted by: rectal exam at May 11, 2012 02:08 PM (O7ksG)

95 You would think it might bother Elizabeth Warren that she was a pity hire, based on a lie she put on her resume.


Posted by: Vashta Nerada
-------------------

You would think "the soft bigotry of low expectations" would have sunk in long ago. You would think.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:08 PM (5ehUw)

96 Hey paleface! You no make fun of Liza "Butter Face" Warren.
This squaw know about the plight of "The Firsters".

Me make war on you soon.

Posted by: Chief Two Dogs Fucking at May 11, 2012 02:09 PM (sw9Gv)

97 You guys just don't understand what it's like to be a Native American trapped in white body.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 11, 2012 02:09 PM (+usC4)

98 This is just so wonderful. I despise Elizabeth Warren. She is an overrated phony. Fronm the Fauxcahontas stuff to the sheer hypocrisy of an "avatar of the middle class" who makes $350k a year teaching one law class and lives in a $2 million house.

It's disgusting that we now have another billion-dollar bureaucracy that has employed dozens of left-wing activists that we will never be able to fire, just because this ignorant broad wrote an article in Harvard magazine five years ago suggesting it. I literally laughed out loud when I read that article, thinking that surely nobody would actually buy the horseshit she was selling. And now she has a whole cult of brainwashed leftists backing her.

Only in America, I guess.

Posted by: rockmom at May 11, 2012 02:09 PM (qE3AR)

99 56 This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW).I really like the way you think.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2012 01:59 PM (9lQzN)
**
Or we could just lick the door knobs.

Posted by: Dan Savage at May 11, 2012 02:09 PM (eavT+)

100 Rutgers Law School was always known as "The Gateway to the Ivies." Wasn't it?

Posted by: Cicero at May 11, 2012 02:10 PM (QKKT0)

101 I'd love to think so, but Rasmussen shows her
undented by the scandal. Poll numbers haven't budged since the whole
thing erupted. It's a dead heat. SEND WAMPUM TO THE PALEFACE.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:03 PM

If Taxachussetts voters aren't all that concerned that millionaire Much Wampum Warren claims to be the moral voice of OWS, they're not going to get puked out by the Cigar Store Indian on her front porch

Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2012 02:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

102 Make sure they are infected with smallpox first.

Trust me, it works.


Posted by: General Edward Braddock
---------------------

Hell yeah it does. They're the ones on the anti-vaccine bandwagon.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:10 PM (5ehUw)

103 Token.

Token fake Indian. Now everyone's going to be doing it.

Posted by: eleven at May 11, 2012 02:10 PM (fsLdt)

104 I wonder how many minority employees were counted twice ie;
Black/Woman
Hispanic/Woman
Injun/Squaw

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 11, 2012 02:10 PM (bo11P)

105 BREAKING

Warren's Cherokee great-grandfather confirmed as model for MLB swag:

http://tinyurl.com/colgrt5

Posted by: Keeper of Warren Family Lore at May 11, 2012 02:11 PM (jm/9g)

106 OT:

I can't stand looking at that p-shop of Danny Devito sucking that chick's tit any more. It's so wrong!


Posted by: EC

Yeah, let go and give someone else a turn.

Posted by: Rhea Perlman at May 11, 2012 02:11 PM (N2yhW)

107 What amazes me is that nobody called her on it over the 9 years she was claiming minority status. Did they not ever actually look at her?

She looks whiter than the cello player on the Boston Symphony Orchestra sipping on an organic free trade half-caff latte.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 11, 2012 02:11 PM (SY2Kh)

108 You know, family lore has it that my grandfather's mother was Indian - my dad's brothers and sister talked about it often enough that the story stuck.

However, NOBODY at that time would have ever admitted that they werepart "Indian", so there are no official records to prove the story.

Even so, I would never have considered using "Part Indian" to get a job or special consideration - I wanted to be judged on my MERITS, not my ability for someoe to check off a box.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 11, 2012 02:11 PM (0xqzf)

109 Is that a new one or did someone else already come up with it?Posted by: Soothsayer

To be fair... maybe.

Posted by: Capt. Special Ed at May 11, 2012 02:12 PM (ebPtk)

110 I seriously cannot describe how happy this whole thing makes me. I have never enjoyed watching a leftist dimbulb squirm as much as I have watching Lizzy Warren twist in the wind. I love it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 11, 2012 02:12 PM (4df7R)

111 If Taxachussetts voters aren't all that concerned
that millionaire Much Wampum Warren claims to be the moral voice of OWS,
they're not going to get puked out by the Cigar Store Indian on her
front porch



Posted by: kbdabear at May 11, 2012 02:10 PM (Y+DPZ)
.Recall the old line about being found with a dead girl or a live boy? It doesn't apply in Massachusetts - see Kennedy, Ted and Frank, Barney.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2012 02:12 PM (9lQzN)

112 H8ers, I'm super duper smart and thats why I am tenureed.

If Harvard takes back my tenruring they are no good Indian Givers!!11!!1!!!

Posted by: Doe With Blue Eyes at May 11, 2012 02:12 PM (VxqUc)

113 The real question is this: Harvard now has grounds, if it wishes to pursue this, to revoke Prof. Warren's tenure. Will it take steps to do so?

Heh, rhetorical question I know...

Posted by: Steve White at May 11, 2012 02:13 PM (D14J4)

114 Somebody asked if there were any current poll numbers, but I didn't see an answer- MA Morons have anything?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 11, 2012 02:13 PM (8y9MW)

115
Again, Warren is only 1/32 injun if her great-whatever-grandmother was 100% injun.

And how likely do you think that is?


Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:14 PM (G/zuv)

116 Sufferin' succotash, this squaw is smelling Squatchy. If the Dems had any sense they'd replace her. It's going to be a squeaker no matter what. Don't need a total fraud on the ticket. Thank Father Sun they're dumb.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2012 02:14 PM (hiMsy)

117 Because she, like Obama, has been made out of whole cloth.
She's a myth.
E Warren is a brilliant professor of law...because they say so.
E Warren is a champion for consumer's rights...because they say so.
There is no evidence to prove these claims. It's just political folk-lore.
Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:06 PM


Elizabeth Warren is the Jamie Gorelick of academia.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2012 02:14 PM (bAGA/)

118 Somebody asked if there were any current poll numbers, but I didn't see an answer- MA Morons have anything?

I did.

Hot Air posts stuff whenever something new breaks in the Warren-Brown face off. So far, everything I've read says they are both even or Brown has a slight lead.

Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 02:14 PM (GQ8sn)

119 Posted by: rockmom at May 11, 2012 02:09 PM (qE3AR)

99 56 This is really mean, but I think someone should start sending Scott Brown blankets to the Warren campaign.Posted by: alexthechick at May 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VtjlW).I really like the way you think.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 11, 2012 01:59 PM (9lQzN)
**
Or we could just lick the door knobs.
Posted by: Dan Savage at May 11, 2012 02:09 PM (eavT+)
------
I like licking windows instead

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 11, 2012 02:14 PM (BNuW6)

120 If she started going down in flames, who would the cheatin dems replace her with a' la Torricelli/Lautenberg?

Posted by: irright at May 11, 2012 02:15 PM (RzLbD)

121 Oh the irony. It burns.

Affirmative Action is a dishonor, something to be ashamed of. Clarence Thomas regards his Harvard Law degree so lowly because of it.

And yet phonies like Warren and and that ass Ward Churchill and even our POTUS use Affirmative Action to rise above their natural mediocre stations in life. They celebrate their "diversity" and the sham that it represents.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 02:15 PM (O3R/2)

122 In further down-page perusal of the article in question, it was rich to discover that the Quota Queenherself, Lani Guinier was associated with Warren as the first Harvard woman/minority hire. Who was it that demanded and agitatedthat Harvard needed more quota-bots? Why it was Obama's beloved law professor, the Critical Racist (in Theory) himself, Derrick Bell.
As Fauxachontas might say.....Birds of A Feather...

Posted by: jokin at May 11, 2012 02:15 PM (u4gFA)

123
To be fair...

I hate this phrase more than anything. Ed also uses the other phrase I hate more than anything: In fairness....

Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:15 PM (G/zuv)

124 Oh look one of the guardians of fairness and social justice (what ever the fuck that is), gaming the shit out the the system to get ahead. Its almost this is all just a big con to lift the "right thinking" people, while putting barrier in places for other less enlightened individuals. hmmmm

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 11, 2012 02:15 PM (w6lum)

125 Blackfoot, Pawnee, Cheyenne, Crow ,Apache, Arapahoe..The Human Beings! eyeooohhh!

Posted by: Adam and the Ants at May 11, 2012 02:16 PM (xCpfo)

126 Shouldn't the Cherokee persecutor legatee receive a 1/32nd pay cut or be fired?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at May 11, 2012 02:16 PM (0kpJ0)

127 If Taxachussetts voters aren't all that concerned
that millionaire Much Wampum Warren claims to be the moral voice of OWS,
they're not going to get puked out by the Cigar Store Indian on her
front porch



Posted by: kbdabear
-------------------

Exactly. Rasmussen is showing 8% Undecided, which I think has also held throughout the scandal. They must be the people who don't read. I have a hunch the rest might be like the Walker recall. Those who will vote are solidly committed and there will be no crossing over from here to election day. I think Warren and Brown will remain neck-and-neck until November and we won't know until that 8% flips their coin in the voting booth. Just a hunch.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:16 PM (5ehUw)

128 Hi ho, Silver ...

Posted by: mark x at May 11, 2012 02:16 PM (plLN9)

129 Look, Warren shows up dragging all her shit to her new office on some kind of a leather and wood sled thing. She's wearing buckskin, reeks of alcohol and fresh hobo scalps, and her cheek bones are so high it's a wonder she can see where she's going. What were we supposed to think? She's a Laplander? Highly unlikely. Plus, she said she could get us all kinds of comps at some casino in the Poconos.

Posted by: Harvard Staff at May 11, 2012 02:16 PM (Ky1+e)

130 That Time cover p-shop is so disturbing ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 11, 2012 02:16 PM (PEnme)

131 >>who would the cheatin dems replace her with

Replace a female minority? Wouldn't that be racist and sexist?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:17 PM (/kI1Q)

132 And now the left sees the insidious nature of Affirmative Action.

They try to say NOW that she was an outstanding profesional who earned her position on merit... yet because of the Racial Quota system, her qualifications are now in Question.

Can they now see that this system demeans those who benefit from it?

Posted by: Roemo13 at May 11, 2012 02:18 PM (lZBBB)

133 This is O/T, but listening to Rush talking about the Klein book, Bill Clinton, etc. just read this bit:

Orca Winfrey: "Michelle doesn't like fat people and doesn't want me waddling around the WH."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2012 02:18 PM (UOM48)

134 Me big chief, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 11, 2012 02:18 PM (nTgAI)

135 120
If she started going down in flames, who would the cheatin dems replace her with a' la Torricelli/Lautenberg?


Posted by: irright at May 11, 2012 02:15 PM (RzLbD)

Eric von Leutenstrummer, professor of classical music and 1/64th Huron indian. Just ask him.

Posted by: Imam joncelli Ibn Jerry al Death to American mit Hate Israel at May 11, 2012 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

136 Somebody asked if there were any current poll numbers, but I didn't see an answer- MA Morons have anything?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012
-----------------

As of May 8 they're both at 45% in Rasmussen. The poll before that had Brown at 46%. In other words, the heat could not be deader, and this scandal isn't hurting Warren.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:18 PM (5ehUw)

137 As an unfrozen Caveman-Lobster, your world frightens and confuses me.

I do know one thing. I would, some day, like to cause controversy on the cover of Time magazine.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 11, 2012 02:19 PM (ay6+/)

138 Michelle doesn't like fat people

/sobs

Posted by: Meghan McButter at May 11, 2012 02:19 PM (PEnme)

139 Elizabeth Warren starring in : "Breaking Wind Talkers"

Posted by: The Jackhole at May 11, 2012 02:19 PM (nTgAI)

140
The sad part is that the Democrats could replace Warren with Deval Patrick right now and win.

But he's probably the only Democrat in MA who could win.

Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:19 PM (G/zuv)

141 >>130
That Time cover p-shop is so disturbing ...


That's a photoshop? I'm thinking real. And spectacular.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 11, 2012 02:20 PM (KNvk+)

142 Again, Warren is only 1/32 injun if her great-whatever-grandmother was 100% injun.

And how likely do you think that is?


From what we know now, very unlikely. Latest info is that she's at most 1/64th native american.

I don't know what the "average" is, but I'd guess that most people with American ancestory that goes back more than three generations probably has at least the same amount of indian blood in them as Lizzy Warren.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 11, 2012 02:20 PM (SY2Kh)

143 < one ball dangling out of panties >

Posted by: Obama's former doctor story at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (ebPtk)

144 A MassInc poll (whatever that is) has Warren over Brown, 43-41.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (5ehUw)

145 38 Question:

Even with all this Fauxcahontas stuff coming out, why is she still polling dead even with Brown? This stuff should be destroying her. Brown's number should be double hers, and yet they are polling the same. Why is that?

Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (GQ8sn)

Because it's a non-issue outside of conservative blogs, fox news and talk radio?

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (Lz+QC)

146 93 Crap. Now we're back to a bunch of old white guys and a nutjob named Derrick Bell.

Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 02:08 PM

-----------

Uh....Derrick Bell is dead. But his racist theories still haunt the place.

Posted by: wheatie at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (g4NO6)

147 Maybe noble squaw red in face about Cherokee Nation expelling black people?

Posted by: Ward Churchill at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (V9qC6)

148 Um...yes, Spectacular.

*My non-perverted side denounces itself...that fucker.*

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (ay6+/)

149 143
< one ball dangling out of panties >


Posted by: Obama's former doctor story at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (ebPtk)

PUT THAT BACK!

Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 11, 2012 02:22 PM (RD7QR)

150 >>Uh....Derrick Bell is dead. But his racist theories still haunt the place.

Posted by: wheatie



If he can vote, he can teach.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 11, 2012 02:22 PM (KNvk+)

151 Remember who this bullshit is coming from. The same people who think if you have a cock and want to be a female, congratulations - you're a female. Do you think they really care she's not what she says she is? As long as she feels like and indian, let's just all agree that she is an indian. Hell, she could be an indian dude for all we know.


Posted by: Dang at May 11, 2012 02:22 PM (Ky1+e)

152 Can they now see that this system demeans those who benefit from it?


Posted by: Roemo13
--------------------


Nope. All they can see is that you're using race to change the subject.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:22 PM (5ehUw)

153 Travois

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 11, 2012 02:23 PM (hiMsy)

154 They try to say NOW that she was an outstanding profesional who earned
her position on merit... yet because of the Racial Quota system, her
qualifications are now in Question.



Can they now see that this system demeans those who benefit from it?


Don't be silly. Of course they don't.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 11, 2012 02:23 PM (SY2Kh)

155 Serious question. Why are Jews never counted when liberals spout their minority and diversity numbers? There aren't many more Jews in America than than Indians and far less than Blacks.

Posted by: Rocks at May 11, 2012 02:23 PM (Q1lie)

156 Ace-a-lanche! Thanks for the linkage, Ace.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 11, 2012 02:23 PM (PmTnq)

157 Because it's a non-issue outside of conservative blogs, fox news and talk radio?

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (Lz+QC)


If that's true, it says a lot more about you than us. You're a bunch of amoral frauds and you're perfectly ok with that. Fucking degenerate. Now get your shinebox.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at May 11, 2012 02:23 PM (NS2Mo)

158 Who would the cheating Dems replace her with?

All of their candidates are phony not-really-disadvantaged "minorities." Knock out that Yankee cannon and they replace with three just like it.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 02:24 PM (O3R/2)

159 1/32 Breed thats all I ever heard. 1/32 breed how I learned to hate the er fraction........

Posted by: MAJHAM at May 11, 2012 02:24 PM (iwbZd)

160 Well, I'm not as a big a liar as Doug Lynch at Penn! http://tinyurl.com/lyinlibs

Posted by: Doe With Blue Eyes at May 11, 2012 02:24 PM (VxqUc)

161 Play "Indian Love Call" and Lefty heads explode like the Martians!
When I'm calling you ooooooh oooooh ooooh hooooo!

http://tinyurl.com/ydxxlrc

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 11, 2012 02:24 PM (/JlHr)

162 Go, Go, Gophers, watch 'em go, go, go. What can they do for fun?

http://tinyurl.com/7ejg6w8

Posted by: jakeman at May 11, 2012 02:24 PM (96M6e)

163 I mean, really; what is it with the boobs?

I'm not even a big boob guy. I like 'em shapely. I'm just gonna have to go with Steve Martin: "I couldn't be a woman, I'd just sit home and play with my tits all day.".

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at May 11, 2012 02:25 PM (ay6+/)

164 I'm 1/32 white.

problem is the other 31/32 is white too...I'll never get tenured at Harvard.

Posted by: DHChron at May 11, 2012 02:25 PM (FpBe1)

165 Rocks,

Jews are not considered "disadvantaged."


Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 02:26 PM (O3R/2)

166 Awesome photoshop! Mega Independent for the win!

Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 11, 2012 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

167 >>Remember who this bullshit is coming from. The same people who think if
you have a cock and want to be a female, congratulations - you're a
female.

But I can't be a Felis sapiens. Such intolerance of my alternative species-style.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:26 PM (/kI1Q)

168 Serious question. Why are Jews never counted when
liberals spout their minority and diversity numbers? There aren't many
more Jews in America than than Indians and far less than Blacks.


Posted by: Rocks

Because Jews are usually successful. And the left only seeks to "help" groups of people they feel are inferior.

Posted by: Dang at May 11, 2012 02:27 PM (Ky1+e)

169 Oops, WW sock off.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 11, 2012 02:27 PM (RD7QR)

170 Serious question. Why are Jews never counted when liberals spout their minority and diversity numbers? There aren't many more Jews in America than than Indians and far less than Blacks.

You are using the term 'minority' as defined, not as 'designed'.

Posted by: garrett at May 11, 2012 02:27 PM (fl7ev)

171 >> Who was it that demanded and agitatedthat Harvard needed more quota-bots? Why it was Obama's beloved law professor, the Critical Racist (in Theory) himself, Derrick Bell.

Derrick Bell got Elizabeth Warren hired?

ROFL. Not sure that worked out quite like he'd planned.

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 11, 2012 02:27 PM (XdlcF)

172 You're a bunch of amoral frauds and you're perfectly ok with that.
Yup.
I've never considered myself a Conservative, but I hate the fuck out of liberals".

Posted by: eleven at May 11, 2012 02:28 PM (fsLdt)

173 145 38 Question:
Even with all this Fauxcahontas stuff coming out, why is she still polling dead even with Brown? This stuff should be destroying her. Brown's number should be double hers, and yet they are polling the same. Why is that?
Posted by: EC at May 11, 2012 01:55 PM (GQ8sn)
Because it's a non-issue outside of conservative blogs, fox news and talk radio?

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 11, 2012 02:21 PM (Lz+QC)

Because if WE don't talk about it... it isn't Real....

Posted by: MSM at May 11, 2012 02:29 PM (lZBBB)

174 >>And the left only seeks to "help" groups of people they feel are inferior.

Although you'll notice they feel Jews are inferior...which is why they hate that they're successful. They should be begging for crumbs from the white progg elite (like the urban poor and OWS do) instead of succeeding without their help....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:31 PM (/kI1Q)

175 The important question is, "Has Scott Brown gotten permission to use 'Run To The Hills' during campaign events?"

Posted by: shillelagh at May 11, 2012 02:32 PM (hRzu2)

176
I wanna try something...

Elizabeth Warren, 1/32 super model: "My Aunt Bee has walked by that picture at least a thousand
times, remarked that he -- that her father, my papaw -- had high
cheekbones, like all of the Indians super-models do! Because that's how she saw it,
and she said, "And your mother got those same great cheekbones and I
didn't.""






Posted by: Soothsayer, and things of that nature at May 11, 2012 02:32 PM (G/zuv)

177 This is so Last Week.

Womney is a buwwy WAAAHHHHH!

Posted by: WaPo at May 11, 2012 02:32 PM (OgVuh)

178 Mitt Romney stole one of my tater tots 35 years ago and we're talking about Elizabeth Warren? Now I'm suicidal!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 11, 2012 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

179
In theatres for Thanksgiving:
Elizabeth Warren plays Dustin Hoffman in the remake of

Little Big Man

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 11, 2012 02:35 PM (4q5tP)

180 I went ice fishing with 8 Eskimos once.

I came home with a big red snapper.

~~~~~~ Liz Warren

Posted by: Behold My Bonafides! at May 11, 2012 02:35 PM (ShuAW)

181 I shot the economy in Reno.............

wait for it...............


Just to watch it die.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at May 11, 2012 02:36 PM (jucos)

182 Because it's a non-issue outside of conservative blogs, fox news and talk radio?

This would be hilariously-revealing statement even if you stupid statist fucks hadn't just spent the last months wringing your delicate expressive hands over Romney's pet transportation methods and high school pranks.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 11, 2012 02:37 PM (PEnme)

183 Romney flicked my ear in 1965 -- I plan on dying of natural causes when he accomplishes something. Seamus.

Posted by: DHChron at May 11, 2012 02:37 PM (FpBe1)

184 < flicks big hairy nip >

Posted by: Obama's former doctor story at May 11, 2012 02:38 PM (ebPtk)

185 At some point, you are in the tank enough.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 11, 2012 02:40 PM (ybkwK)

186 184
< flicks big hairy nip >


Posted by: Obama's former doctor story at May 11, 2012 02:38 PM (ebPtk)

Eww. Pluck that, will ya?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 11, 2012 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

187 180 I went ice fishing with 8 Eskimos once. I came home with a big red snapper. ~~~~~~ Liz Warren
Posted by: Behold My Bonafides! at May 11, 2012 02:35 PM (ShuAW)


You owe me a new monitor

Posted by: Insomniac at May 11, 2012 02:41 PM (v+QvA)

188 RED SNAPPER! VERY TASTY!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)

189 RED SNAPPER! VERY TASTY!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)
------------------------------------------------------
I agree!

Posted by: Ken A. Lingus at May 11, 2012 02:42 PM (jucos)

190 188 RED SNAPPER! VERY TASTY!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 02:41 PM (/kI1Q)


There's nothing better.

Posted by: Hillary "Sir Edmund" Clinton at May 11, 2012 02:43 PM (v+QvA)

191 Considering that Ms. Warren has made it clear she is a bit of a ninny, this opens up a great opportunity to question whether her whole career hinged on a series of lies. Kind of like her former boss.

Posted by: epobirs at May 11, 2012 02:43 PM (kcfmt)

192 Hoy-yoy-yoy-yoy. Hoy-yoy-yoy-yoy.

Ma-zo-o-la, corn goo-o-ood-ness.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren's traditional corn dance at May 11, 2012 02:44 PM (q5fYz)

193 Dances With Bullshit is DOA.

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at May 11, 2012 02:45 PM (NFcOS)

194 Because it's a non-issue outside of conservative blogs, fox news and talk radio?
--------------------

The troll is right. 1) Character and 2) this whole revelation of the race farce throughout politics and academia are non-issues for Warren supporters and the MSM (but I repeat myself). The implications are bad for them, but I ain't 10% more cynical now for nothing.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 02:45 PM (5ehUw)

195 Silky Pony loses his mojo!
Judge refuses to dismiss John Edwards charges


RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — A federal judge refused to throw out campaign corruption charges against John Edwards on Friday, meaning the former presidential hopeful will have to present his case to a jury.
Lawyers for Edwards argued before U.S. District Court Judge Catherine C. Eagles that prosecutors failed to prove Edwards intentionally violated the law.
After two-and-a-half hours of arguments from prosecutors and the defense, the judge ruled immediately from the bench that there was enough evidence to let jurors decide.

Posted by: sonnyspats at May 11, 2012 02:47 PM (bo11P)

196 People should do more research before casting aspersions on this poor woman

http://tinyurl.com/6morkkf

this phenomena has been known since at least March of 1932... f'ing wingnuts

/sarc off

and where does Fauxcahontas come from? I thought her Cherokee name was
"Walking Eagle" ie she's too full of shit to fly.

Posted by: Superunknown at May 11, 2012 02:48 PM (JLWvn)

197 This is O/T, but listening to Rush talking about the Klein book, Bill Clinton, etc. just read this bit:Orca Winfrey: "Michelle doesn't like fat people and doesn't want me waddling around the WH."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 11, 2012 02:18 PM (UOM4
---------------->
F*ckin' bitch!!! I thought Orca said Michelle doesn't like white people.

Posted by: Shamu Greene at May 11, 2012 02:48 PM (M0NzJ)

198 How were we supposed to know? She showed up for work on her first day of

work wearing a beaver pelt and she could tell when a cab was coming by

putting her ear on the road.




Posted by: Harvard Law at May 11, 2012 01:51 PM (QKKT


mm hm,, but can she hear the bus?

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 02:49 PM (TomZ9)

199 If Average Joe ever opted to not suck cocks by choice, would this blog as we know it cease to exist? Or just smell more strongly of cat piss?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 11, 2012 02:49 PM (HfgvZ)

200 #16 Beaver belt? Is that what injuns call a murkin?

Posted by: Boy With Balls On Chin at May 11, 2012 02:52 PM (yn6XZ)

201 O/T: "GOODBYE, AMERICA: Billionaire Facebook Cofounder Renounces Citizenship" http://tinyurl.com/6px339o

Makes you wonder what the draw is for Singapore. He's about the fifth wealthy wealthy American who is/or is planning to live there. They are going to be home to the world's wealthiest people, wonder what they are doing to attract them?

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 02:52 PM (oZfic)

202 Dammit, Captain Hate summoned the babbling fuckwit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 11, 2012 02:53 PM (PEnme)

203 THAR' SHE BLOWS!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 11, 2012 02:53 PM (ebPtk)

204 now her comments reguarding her loyalties to OWS should be flung around her neck.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 02:54 PM (TomZ9)

205 Makes you wonder what the draw is for Singapore.
He's about the fifth wealthy wealthy American who is/or is planning to
live there. They are going to be home to the world's wealthiest people,
wonder what they are doing to attract them?


Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 02:52 PM (oZfic)


I don't know. Not taxing the piss out of them, maybe? Incentives to move their money there so China can continue flipping the bird to the good ole USA?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 11, 2012 02:55 PM (+jZjt)

206 O/T Harry Reid still wants to make me puke. WTF Nevada. Over.

Posted by: dogfish at May 11, 2012 02:55 PM (N2yhW)

207 Oy! This story is the gift that keeps on giving! And not Indian-giving mind you!

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at May 11, 2012 02:55 PM (c3mby)

208 Harvard's a destructive shithole that should have had very penny of federal money cut the second they kicked the military recruiters off campus.

Harvard is a highly destructive force in America and everyone associated with that tsunami of disaster needs to be shunned/humiliated/fired and generally kept away from the polite society that they work so hard to destroy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 02:55 PM (X3lox)

209 I wonder if there is any actual legal consequence to her stealing benefits that were not hers ?

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 02:55 PM (TomZ9)

210 sponger re Hairy Deed=union.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 02:56 PM (TomZ9)

211
Get in line for the Trail of Jeers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2012 02:56 PM (gP9mY)

212 I wonder if there is any actual legal consequence to her stealing benefits that were not hers ?

She’s a Democrat. That’s her job.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 11, 2012 02:57 PM (QF8uk)

213 The Time Cover is top shelf.

Posted by: sTevo at May 11, 2012 02:57 PM (MjPsq)

214 If Average Joe ever opted to not suck cocks by choice, would this blog as we know it cease to exist? Or just smell more strongly of cat piss

cat piss.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2012 02:57 PM (OWjjx)

215 What's funny is it means she's searching comments for "cat piss".

Posted by: eleven at May 11, 2012 02:58 PM (fsLdt)

216 O/T: skdn3n43jdskslksdk3n23qn21l2l30kdskfdskslslnnvngdndskskwlwnlnsldslsn

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 02:58 PM (pLTLS)

217
Chief Pissing Cat

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2012 02:59 PM (gP9mY)

218 This thread smells like cat piss. Can we get a clean one?

Posted by: dogfish at May 11, 2012 03:00 PM (N2yhW)

219 I was just looking at her wikipedia page and it turns out her maiden name was Elizabeth Herring, which of course makes her a (wait for it)....
Red Herring.


Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (SO2Q8)

220 I wonder if there is any actual legal consequence to her stealing benefits that were not hers ?


Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 02:55 PM (TomZ9)


No one deserves any fedrally supported benefits for their skin, so she didn't do anything but compound the insanity of the skin-counting at harvard shit school.

Those who get into a school, that receives any federal funding, based on skin have stolen from normal people, so Fauxcahantus only stole from thieves. I don't cry for any of them. I cry for competence and how it's been raped by the university system that feeds off the federal government.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (X3lox)

221 Sorry Waterhouse; I had no idea of the consequences of my post being the Cat Signal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (HfgvZ)

222 O/T, but since the post count is now over 200, I figured what the heck.

Why should Romney, or any Republican at all for that matter, say anything about gay marriage now? No matter how hard pressed they get by the media, there ought to be a non-reply.

A quick deflection that maybe contains a soft snark about the JEF's non-position, then a hard turn back to unemployment, debt, big government all over our back, and any other real concerns.

No distractions.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (ybkwK)

223 O/T --- the litter box needs changed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (OWjjx)

224 Da Wookie don't like whites and/or fats. Double hatred for Rush and Gov. Christie.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (O3R/2)

225 last week was so nice...it was missing and we all enjoyed not having it around stinking up the threads......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 11, 2012 03:02 PM (4/NTV)

226 < buffs nails on veiny hand >

Posted by: Obama's former doctor story at May 11, 2012 03:02 PM (ebPtk)

227 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

1+

Posted by: dogfish at May 11, 2012 03:02 PM (N2yhW)

228 >>Makes you wonder what the draw is for Singapore.

Wikipedia sez "Singapore attracts a lot of foreign direct investment because of its
location, corruption-free environment, skilled workforce, low tax rates
and advanced infrastructure."

And over 15% of households have assets of over one million American dollars.



Shit. Sign me up. I hate chewing gum, so I'm good there.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 03:02 PM (/kI1Q)

229 last week was so nice...it was missing and we all enjoyed not having it around stinking up the threads......

^^^

Speaking of...I shit my pants and I'm sitting in it. Feels good.

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 03:03 PM (pLTLS)

230 It rubbed the tanning lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 11, 2012 03:03 PM (Ky1+e)

231 Oooh.

"Acute poverty is rare in Singapore; the government has rejected the idea
of a generous welfare system, stating that each generation must earn
and save enough for its entire life cycle."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)

232 Amazing. In a desperate bid to claim the economy is better and consumers are too dumb to understand, the AP is running a piece saying the Dow would be sky-high if they just included Apple.

But Apple wasn't a Dow stock when the Dow was at its height, so why should reality matter? Do they really think the average investor doesn't know the company exists?

Posted by: epobirs at May 11, 2012 03:03 PM (kcfmt)

233 She's not really a Harvard Lawyer, she just teaches them.

they could actually do a campaign commercial parodying the holiday in commercial using her.

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 03:05 PM (oZfic)

234 ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 03:01 PM (X3lox)


I understand that , Yet shouldn't She be held to the standards that They have decided apply and Be punished for 'sealing" from one who would be more important for them?

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)

235 FUCK YOU. MY LIZ WILL BE PRESIDENT IN 2016 AFTER 8 GLORIUOS YEARS OF MY BUTIFUL BELOVED BARACK!!!!!

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at May 11, 2012 03:05 PM (/Aauo)

236 "Acute poverty is rare in Singapore; the government has rejected the idea

of a generous welfare system, stating that each generation must earn

and save enough for its entire life cycle."


So AoSHQ has become the unofficial Singapore Immigration Recruitment site?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 11, 2012 03:05 PM (8y9MW)

237 I lived in Singapore for 4 years....loved it. Hubby is there now....he basically works there and visits here.

Posted by: Tami at May 11, 2012 03:05 PM (X6akg)

238 it's inn.....not in....second language issue?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 11, 2012 03:06 PM (4/NTV)

239 PoP,

Fauxcahontas may have stolen from a thief. But the thief stole from someone more deserving. They are both thieves.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 03:06 PM (O3R/2)

240 229
last week was so nice...it was missing and we all enjoyed not having it around stinking up the threads......

^^^

Speaking of...I shit my pants and I'm sitting in it. Feels good.


Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 03:03 PM (pLTLS)
not me and I wasn't missing last week, what are you babbling about?

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 03:06 PM (oZfic)

241 I hear the ladies in Singapore can be quite the golddiggers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2012 03:07 PM (gP9mY)

242 she probably just forgot she wasn't injun

Posted by: DHChron at May 11, 2012 03:07 PM (FpBe1)

243 kayinmaine has to be someone pulling our chain. she cannot be serious with the comments she has made over the last mths.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 03:07 PM (TomZ9)

244 >>So AoSHQ has become the unofficial Singapore Immigration Recruitment site?

Well it's not perfect, there's no trial by jury. But they seem to have prosperity down.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ braucht ein Bier at May 11, 2012 03:08 PM (/kI1Q)

245


Posted by: epobirs at May 11, 2012 03:03 PM (kcfmt)


Apple will go the way of the last company to become one of the largest in the world on the back of portable toys - the Walkman (the pre-iPod), the Watchman, ...

SONY March 2000: 156
SONY May 2012: 14

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 03:08 PM (X3lox)

246 As for Klein's book, I don't believe it. Hillary supposedly said "But what about loyalty?" when Bill told her to quit State and primary Obozo.

No way did she fuckin' say that. She hasn't a loyal or selfless bone in her body and she hates the chocolate usurper as much as ever.

Another thing: Bill supposedly said "The country needs us." Yeah, right. "We need the cuntry" is more like it.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 11, 2012 03:09 PM (5ehUw)

247 130 That Time cover p-shop is so disturbing ...
*
*
Hell yeah. I clicked away from it before it finished loading, then went looking for some eyewash.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 11, 2012 03:11 PM (exvgC)

248 SONY March 2000: 156
SONY May 2012: 14


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 03:08 PM (X3lox)

Steve Jobs was their mojo. He may or may not have been a great businessman but having him around was their lucky rabbit's foot. With him gone they will ride on their cash reserves and current product line for a long, long time while they look for the Next Steve.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 11, 2012 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

249 "Sen. Shelby Takes on Elizabeth Warren"

You almost think "sell in May and go away" will be her mantra,may certainly isn't elizabeth's month to shine....as we take a trip down memory lane: http://tinyurl.com/6jm5s7l

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 03:11 PM (oZfic)

250 I understand that , Yet shouldn't She be held to the
standards that They have decided apply and Be punished for 'sealing"
from one who would be more important for them?


Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9)


THEY have no love for the Rule of Law. THEY are about empathy (officially certified for the empathetic retarded latina on the SCOTUS). There are no standards or rules when empathy is the "law".

SO, THEY will do whatever they want and there doesn't have to be any consistency to their decisions. That's what Rule by Empathy is all about.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 03:11 PM (X3lox)

251 Rest assured Media Matters will be investigating Elizabeth Warren. They first need to flesh out the Bush / Palin angle.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 11, 2012 03:12 PM (DgMwF)

252 troll can't figure out a name......how sad......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 11, 2012 03:12 PM (4/NTV)

253 I hear the ladies in Singapore can be quite the golddiggers.

Like every other country you mean?

/FlameSuitOn

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 11, 2012 03:13 PM (SY2Kh)

254 SO, THEY will do whatever they want and there
doesn't have to be any consistency to their decisions. That's what Rule
by Empathy is all about.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 11, 2012 03:11 PM (X3lox)
true.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 03:13 PM (TomZ9)

255 I think that KayinMaine is a sock or someone who is mocking the left.


Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 03:13 PM (O3R/2)

256 kicks hollowpoint in the shin.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 03:13 PM (TomZ9)

257 Back from Willard rally, anyone what to hear about it?

He worn blue jeans with brown shoes? Sen Burr worn a suit.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at May 11, 2012 03:13 PM (hXJOG)

258 251
Rest assured Media Matters will be investigating Elizabeth Warren. They first need to flesh out the Bush / Palin angle.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 11, 2012 03:12 PM (DgMwF)

Todd Palin is 1/16th Inuit*. Coincidence? I think not.
*Fraction chosen due to laziness.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 11, 2012 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

259 Todd according to wicki,is one-quarter Yup'ik Eskimo

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2012 03:15 PM (TomZ9)

260 The first clue?
The Boston Herald found it unusual that the Warren campaign attempted to buy ad space with wampum belts, but upon closer examination the belts were not made of the traditional sacred shell beads of the Eastern Woodlands tribes of the indigenous people of North America, but of aluminum parking tokens from the University of Pennsylvania Law School.

Posted by: dr kill at May 11, 2012 03:17 PM (ufLRj)

261 Posted by: dr kill at May 11, 2012 03:17 PM (ufLRj)
But it was the Made in Tawaiin stamp which really gave it away...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 11, 2012 03:18 PM (lZBBB)

262 Ahem..... Raise an eyebrow, lower a cheekbone.

Posted by: Jornolist at May 11, 2012 03:18 PM (DgMwF)

263 (oZfic),

Pick a nic and stick with it. I think that you are a regular and therefore should not be socked. Mocked, on the other hand....

Just as Intel could not trademark the number 386, use of the "/" as a nic may not provide you trademark protection.



Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 03:18 PM (O3R/2)

264 I wonder if I keep twisting reality due to insanity via the syphilis I contracted from sucking so many cocks at the glory hole.

Posted by: / at May 11, 2012 03:19 PM (Qxose)

265 Can't we all just bury the hatchet?

Posted by: Chief Rodney King at May 11, 2012 03:24 PM (6Eh/9)

266 Flaming Indian Skull and teet-suckling Chris Matthews all in one post! It doesn't get any better.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 11, 2012 03:27 PM (ndlFj)

267 Ace has to be banging curious. There's no other possible explanation.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 11, 2012 03:30 PM (A+odv)

268 Well then I hope he's had all his shots.

And wears three condoms.

And a biohazard suit.

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2012 03:31 PM (GULKT)

269 Posted by: Jimbo at May 11, 2012 03:18 PM (O3R/2)

Thanks for your thoughts. I'll try a few nics out.

Posted by: buzzion's favorite person in the whole world! at May 11, 2012 03:35 PM (oZfic)

270 How do you keep your battery charged while you walking the streets looking for johns you stupid skank?

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2012 03:36 PM (GULKT)

271
Deer Harvard

The Internet never forgets. Now, I wonder if there is a similar leak at U. Penn?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 11, 2012 03:40 PM (1hM1d)

272 I heard Sandra Fluke is 1/32 Indian too! Her Indian name is "Pokeahontas".

Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2012 03:43 PM (6Eh/9)

273
272 I heard Sandra Fluke is 1/32 Indian too! Her Indian name is "Pokeahontas".
Posted by: torabora at May 11, 2012 03:43 PM (6Eh/9)


You heard wrong. Its "Pokeherintheass"

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2012 03:44 PM (GULKT)

274 Fauxcahontas is really a sue.

Posted by: USA at May 11, 2012 04:07 PM (6Cjut)

275

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to speak in defense of
Elizabeth Warren. No, I don't like her, but bear with me. The Cherokee nation
allows full citizenship to anyone who can trace their ancestry directly to a
member listed on certain census rolls around 1900. My great grandmother was on
the Dawes Roll, and I have a Cherokee citizenship card. I'm actually something
like 1/16 to 1/32 Cherokee. I don't claim to have participated in any way in
the Indian experience. To me it's a nice piece of family lore. However, I was
recently unemployed for over two years. While I didn't feel it was a really
good thing to do, after urging by the employment department (who really were
trying to help me get a job) I started putting the Cherokee thing on my
applications in hopes of being considered for more jobs. Yes, I'm a bit
mortified that I did it, but my unemployment ran out. I think you're making
this out to be a little more than it is. People are getting desperate for a job
and every little thing helps. If that enables your employer to tick off one
more box on their Affirmative Action quota, it's not the worst thing in the
world. It was outrageous that they publicized it the way they did. If it had
been me, I'd have ducked that one, because it wouldn’t pass muster if it came
under scrutiny. I don't see horrendous evil and deceit, except just possibly in
the way Harvard tried to use it.

Posted by: Ticklebee at May 11, 2012 04:14 PM (ImLKS)

276 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to speak in defense of Elizabeth Warren. No, I don't like her, but bear with me. The Cherokee nation allows full citizenship to anyone who can trace their ancestry directly to a member listed on certain census rolls around 1900. My great grandmother was on the Dawes Roll, and I have a Cherokee citizenship card. I'm actually something like 1/16 to 1/32 Cherokee

If only there were evidence on the census rolls. Which there isn't. And her claim goes back farther than 1900. And it was only likely an effort to get a deal on lands for people of Native American descent. About the only link Warren has to the Cherokee nation is her ancestor participating in enforcing the Trail of Tears. http://minx.cc/?post=329082

You're a sucker if you want to defend this liar.

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2012 04:22 PM (GULKT)

277 Employment applications do not ask you for legal proof. In modern America, your racial identity is whatever you say it is. As a former human resources professional, I was told to ask what race the applicant would use to describe themselves - nothing else. Much like the gender issue. If someone considers themself to be a certain gender, you're taking your professional life in your hands if you contend with it. Same for race.

Posted by: Ticklebee at May 11, 2012 04:40 PM (ImLKS)

278
I am most definitely NOT saying this is good, moral, right, reasonable, or even sensible. It is just the way things are. Harvard was just stupid enough to parade her as their token minority female.

Posted by: Ticklebee at May 11, 2012 04:41 PM (ImLKS)

279 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 11, 2012 04:43 PM (7W3wI)

280 and you're not much brighter if you are going to attempt to defend them ticklebee. you have evidence of being partially Cherokee. warren does not.

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2012 04:47 PM (eWXz3)

281 She looks just like all the people in my family, especially on my father's side. So, I think I'll go to Harvard and be a tenured minority too. Actually, I'm more of a minority than Warren. I'm an actual princess, which requires a hell of lot more blood than 1/32 let me tell you.

Posted by: Her Highness, Princess Märtha Louise of Norway at May 11, 2012 05:52 PM (5uH94)

282 270
How do you keep your battery charged while you walking the streets looking for johns you stupid skank?

Posted by: buzzion at May 11, 2012 03:36 PM (GULKT)
Hey cranky pants....how are you? Long time no complain....nice to see you chipper as always!Been mega mega mega mega busy.....but didn't mean to neglect you!!!!!

Posted by: buzzion's favorite person in the whole world! at May 11, 2012 06:48 PM (oZfic)






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