Cutesy Gall: Exactly One Day After Disowning His Previous Position on Gay Marriage, Barack Obama Running Ads Attacking His Previous Position on Gay Marriage

24 hours ago Barack Obama's dishonest position on gay marriage was, to the left, not optimal but understandable.

Now, just a day later, it's the worst thing ever and "backwards on equality."

So this guy lied for at least eight years about his position on gay marriage (reversing his 1996 pro- stance as he ran for Senate in 2004), for political purposes, but Mitt Romney can't take that same position now?

Who knows, maybe Mitt's lying too. If so, Mitt has like three or four more good years of lying in his account.

Oh: Obama says he'd decided he would "probably" reveal his true gay marriage position before the election.

"Probably."

So there was a fair chance he'd instead just continue lying about it.

And the media just nods at his bravery, and doesn't remark upon this at all.

Posted by: Ace at 01:44 PM



Comments

1 I was for gay marriage before I was against gay marriage. Then I was for it again.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at May 10, 2012 01:47 PM (QKKT0)

2 I question the timing.

Posted by: Ronster at May 10, 2012 01:47 PM (mHC3R)

3
Obama, how does this help me fill up my gas tank?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 01:47 PM (jUytm)

4 Keep it up, those Reagan Democrats will be coming home soon.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at May 10, 2012 01:47 PM (umw5t)

5 For 40 grand a pop, Cutesy will give you a plate to catch that dribble he left in your mouth.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2012 01:48 PM (VndSC)

6 Obama, how does this help me fill up my gas tank?


Don't bother, he's all talk.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at May 10, 2012 01:49 PM (z9HTb)

7 Does every single story now have to have a video clip?

Posted by: Daybrother at May 10, 2012 01:49 PM (g1fN1)

8 Well f*ck me running.

They actually trotted out Booooosh to make a point for their side. When are they going to bring Darth Cheney into an ad?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 01:49 PM (UOM48)

9 A new twist on an old theme:

Clusterfuck. Miserable. Stuttering. Failure. Obama.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: EC at May 10, 2012 01:49 PM (GQ8sn)

10
It happened before.
1860 Democrats: blacks should be enslaved
1861 Democrats: blacks should be enslaved
1862 Democrats: blacks should be enslaved
1863 Democrats: blacks should be enslaved
1864 Democrats: blacks should be enslaved
1865 Democrats: blacks should be enslaved
1866 Democrats: Fuck northerners and freed blacks
1867 Democrats: Fuck northerners and freed blacks
repeat through 1876 and then:
1877 Democrats: JIM CROW
1878 Democrats: JIM CROW
1879 Democrats: JIM CROW
repeat all the way into the early 1960s:
1958 Democrats: JIM CROW, SCREW BLACKS
1959 Democrats: JIM CROW, SCREW BLACKS
1960 Democrats: JIM CROW, SCREW BLACKS
1961 Democrats: LOLZ JUST KIDDIN! WE LUV BLACK PEOPLE! Death to the Rethukkklicans!!

They will always flip a switch and attack the position they just until recently hold because shut up.

Posted by: CAC at May 10, 2012 01:50 PM (0PRR2)

11 So where are obama and Reggie registered for their wedding gifts?

Posted by: Will Not Assimilate For Food at May 10, 2012 01:50 PM (kXoT0)

12 Slightly OT: does it seem like every Obama photo shows him with his chip up? Ozymandias much?
http://tinyurl.com/8xu5c2d

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2012 01:51 PM (9eDbm)

13 That's chin, not chip.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2012 01:51 PM (9eDbm)

14 Hey if obama wants this to be his signature issue, I say go for it. Great stategary?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 10, 2012 01:51 PM (i6RpT)

15 What this DOES proove, is that this was an orchestrated campaign...

They are attempting to move the agenda from the Economy, and Barrys record, to Social Issues...

Note.... the 4th largest bank in Spain was Nationalized, and American Bankers are LIKING it (stock market up on the news).... so the Banks are LIKING some Socialism?... story.... crickets....

But we are talking about Romney High School Pranks, and Obama coming out for Gays...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2012 01:52 PM (lZBBB)

16
Who remembers Eddie Murphy's stand up routine from the '80's?

He did a bit on relationships (with women).

The famous line you might remember is, "Edddeee, what have you done for me, lately?"

The implication was that, in the woman's view, you're only as good as the last nice thing you did for her -- and if it was a long time ago, she's waiting impatiently for you to do something nice again soon.

It's true for everyone, not just women.

And come November, voters are gonna go into the voting booth and ask themselves, "Obamaaaa, what have you done for me, lately?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 01:52 PM (jUytm)

17 1961 Democrats: LOLZ JUST KIDDIN! WE LUV BLACK PEOPLE! Death to the Rethukkklicans!!


Fix yo' timeline, Son.

Posted by: zombie Lester Maddox at May 10, 2012 01:52 PM (z9HTb)

18 Keep it up, those Reagan Democrats will be coming home soon.

The old coalition is dead, and they know it. All they have now is youth, minorities, and overeducated fools. And the usual assortment of criminals and miscreants, of course.

The white, blue-collar Democrat is a thing of the past. They're either gone indy or looking at the GOP tent...or developing a taste for Tea. Though that last may take a while, the old union habits die hard...

Posted by: Brother Cavil - New Caprica City DMV at May 10, 2012 01:52 PM (GBXon)

19 Pathetic. Unemployment went up today. So much for getting it under 7 by November, unless of course he resorts to mass killings of the useless eaters.

Posted by: Iblis at May 10, 2012 01:52 PM (9221z)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 01:52 PM (8y9MW)

21

nice to see Hoft over at GatewayPundit link to Ace today

Posted by: o/t at May 10, 2012 01:53 PM (HOOye)

22 @15 and some house repubs are taking the bait by bringing up bills to ban gay marriages on military bases.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2012 01:53 PM (9eDbm)

23 A caller to Rush just made a great comment.

Ann Romney: Never worked a day in her life. Not qualified to advise her husband on economic issues.

Mooch and the girls: Barry allows them to advise him on gay marriage. Is Mooch gay? How many gays do the girls know?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2012 01:54 PM (UOM48)

24
Don't bother, he's all talk.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph


Exactly my point!

Even all the Peggy Josephs will be questioning if Obama has been good a boyfriend/husband.



Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 01:54 PM (jUytm)

25 So much for getting it under 7 by November, unless of course he resorts to mass killings of the useless eaters.

We find your lack of faith... disturbing.

Posted by: Bureau of Labor Statistics at May 10, 2012 01:54 PM (8y9MW)

26 Wow, just tons and tons of coincidences and entirely uncoordinated coordination on this matter.

Posted by: joncelli, too stressed by half at May 10, 2012 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

27 Hey pay no attention to the President's flip-flip..err I mean evolution on the issue of gay marriage largely due to Hollywood donations not coming in as expected. Right now its far more important to focus on the fact that in the mid-1960s Mitt Romney as a high school senior cut a supposedly gay student's hair as a prank!

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 10, 2012 01:55 PM (w6lum)

28 @23 That's in case there's a fallout from this, he can lay the blame on his daughters.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2012 01:55 PM (9eDbm)

29
Obama, Sharpton, Jackson.

All three of these hucksters are living large, telling people they're "working" and "fighting" for them.

Where are the results?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2012 01:56 PM (jUytm)

30 So, what exactly evolved? He previously said that his religious faith dictates that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Is there a new book of scripture that I missed?
Or did he change religions?

Posted by: USA at May 10, 2012 01:56 PM (6Cjut)

31 Backwards? Really? Is that the word you want to be using when talking about gays?

Posted by: Rocks at May 10, 2012 01:56 PM (Q1lie)

32 Bark Obama is one cruel mofo, I tell ya!

Now he's giving false hopes to Pissy Chrissy Mathews that there's still a chance to get that hummer from the Chicago Jesus....

Pore li'l white boy won't ever realize that Bark's heart belongs to Reggie Love.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 10, 2012 01:56 PM (MQc8e)

33 >>I was for gay marriage before I was against gay marriage. Then I was for it again.

It fascinates me that his position evolved, then devolved after he found himself IN a gay marriage, then magically re-evolved again the week of a report that gays were threatening to withhold donations.

Fascinating.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 10, 2012 01:57 PM (hO8IJ)

34 Good point, maybe he's also evolved to renounce his supposed religion.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 10, 2012 01:57 PM (9eDbm)

35
Show Me The Ocular Proof

What have you done, Obama?

You like homos.

Woopdadeefuckindoo!

How does that help unemployment?

Posted by: Soothsayerspeare at May 10, 2012 01:57 PM (jUytm)

36 So, what exactly evolved?

He lied.

Also, that this is being called anything other than a "Present Vote" is a disgrace. "I personally think..." but he's not going to do anything about it? So on this one issue he's a Federalist?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 01:57 PM (8y9MW)

37
I wonder how this plays with independents. People who pay attention to politics don't really care, because they always figured he was full of it (being an extreme lefty) - they just pretend they're outraged to try to score political points.

But a lot of those independents naively BELIEVED all of Obama's crap, apparently missing the significance of "Joe the Plumber's" "the King is naked" moment. His abject socialism, depite all his wildly outrageous claims of being "post-partisan", "post-racial", and just generally above everything (in true demi-god fashion), was exposed. Yet so many simply didn't want to see it.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2012 01:58 PM (As94z)

38 I was wrong not to hate pillows. They just lie there lazily, keeping the covers down. And, the shams are protecting them! They deserve to bitten. Hard.

Posted by: Preznit Nutsy Call at May 10, 2012 01:58 PM (mxnUd)

39 How does this help me pay for a Subway $5 foot long sammich?

Posted by: mpfs at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (iYbLN)

40 >> Is there a new book of scripture that I missed?

>>Or did he change religions?

Taqiyya, baby!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (hO8IJ)

41 We find your lack of faith... disturbing.

Posted by: Bureau of Labor Statistics at May 10, 2012 01:54 PM (8y9MW)

It not the people who work, or don't work, that count... its who counts the workers...

Posted by: Joe Stalin, Statistician, Beureu of Labor Statistics at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (lZBBB)

42 Will he "come-out" after the election?

Maybe that's one of those other things he can't talk about until reelected?

Which is fine, if he is. I am no H8tr. But why wait?

Posted by: Exile at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (O0lVq)

43 you gay guys will rue the day you win on this one.

Posted by: X at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (KHo8t)

44 Let's see, true feelings? You mean, let's see what a blank slate atheist commie thinks about a historical institution that stands in the way of his pandering to a special interest group? Yeah, I wonder what that position really is. The only institutions that SCOAMF cares about are the ones that raise money for him. To him, marriage is just as disposable as any other cultural vestige, he's thinking about big lefty dreams, he'd pull a Khmer Rouge if he could.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (QxSug)

45 So, since there's not enough alcohol to get me though this election and I don't do drugs and note to self call to ask for a refill on the xanax, what are the Horde's suggestions for what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

46 "Cutesy Gall" <---- Heh. I love it.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 02:00 PM (g4NO6)

47 Obama's more retarded than I am....whhheeeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at May 10, 2012 02:01 PM (Z42mt)

48 Gay marriage, shmay marriage...

Obama has the election in the bag.

Or does Insty need a tin-foil hat?


Tin-Foil Hat Time or A Real Danger to the Republic?

http://tinyurl.com/7b74bzc

Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2012 02:01 PM (XBdI0)

49 Again all of this effort for 1-2% of the fucking population. Hooray the people who were going to hold their nose to donate to and vote for Obama are now going to enthusiastically donate and vote for Obama.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 10, 2012 02:01 PM (w6lum)

50 what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?

Take up competitive shooting? Boxing? Fantasy LARP-ing (where you get to beat on people with padded swords)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 10, 2012 02:01 PM (8y9MW)

51
When they told me I would be the Useful Idiot for Barry's evolution on gay marriage, I just thought it was brilliant! He's one smart guy.

This guy means it, he feels it, he tastes it...


Posted by: Joe *seal clappin' Biden at May 10, 2012 02:02 PM (HOOye)

52
Imean, anybody with a clue isn't even tempted to call Obama a "flip-flopper" on this -even though it's superficiallyan unambigouosflip-flop - because nobody believed him in the first place! That, plus we generally expect policticians - especially a guy like Obama - to lie his ass off.

In other words, it's kind of a "Bear Craps in Woods" story.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2012 02:02 PM (As94z)

53 Will he "come-out" after the election?
Posted by: Exile at May 10, 2012 01:59 PM (O0lVq)


Well he did tell Putin he'd be more flexible after the election.

Posted by: Heralder at May 10, 2012 02:02 PM (+xmn4)

54 I prefer the term 'putzy gall'.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at May 10, 2012 02:03 PM (fYOZx)

55 But a lot of those independents naively BELIEVED all of Obama's crap,

Posted by: Optimizer at May 10, 2012 01:58 PM (As94z)


Which is why 99.5% of the time I have no problem calling "independents" what they are: idiots.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 10, 2012 02:03 PM (4df7R)

56 So, if the MFM were all-in for a guy against gay marriage, they should be pretty sweet on Romney.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2012 02:03 PM (FcR7P)

57 So Barky's got this "newly evolved" position on this 'social issue'......

Uh....isthis some of that 'Social Darwinism' that Barky was condemning a couple of weeks ago? ....Or is this the opposite of it. ....I'm so confused.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 02:04 PM (g4NO6)

58 I've secretly always been in favor of old white guys sucking me off.

Posted by: Barry O at May 10, 2012 02:04 PM (fYOZx)

59
Nearly 4 years of 8%+ unemployment, record number of home foreclosures, mired in the middle-east in an unwinable war, are we going to get rid of this...SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Ohio Dan updates his own lazy ass. at May 10, 2012 02:04 PM (JKNDp)

60 Wow, just tons and tons of coincidences and entirely uncoordinated coordination on this matter.

Okay, credit where credit is due, who thought that Joe "Mensa" Biden would be able to pull off putting this plan into action. Seriously.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:04 PM (VtjlW)

61 The brave Sir Robin of Monty Python fame has nothing on Obama.

Posted by: MostlyRight at May 10, 2012 02:04 PM (ZG8Ti)

62 Once again, the MBM didn't read Obama's bio before doing a smear job;

OBAMA BULLIED A GIRL IN SCHOOL

http://tinyurl.com/7gy3vcx

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2012 02:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

63
One of my FB friends who I actually like posted a picture thay says:
Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't like sex? Don't do it.
Don't like drugs? Don't do them.
Don't like porn? Don't watch it.
Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it.
Don't like guns? Don't buy one.
Don't like your rights taken away? Then don't take someone else's away.
Oh well, guess I'm done with him too...

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 10, 2012 02:05 PM (3jGS1)

64 what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)

A glass of wine and a percocet will do the trick. Don't blame me if you wake up on the kitchen floor covered in yourown filth though.

Posted by: Heralder at May 10, 2012 02:06 PM (+xmn4)

65 C'mon- didn't Barry admit he wore a sarong?

I mean, if we are being frank here. What's up with that?

Posted by: Exile at May 10, 2012 02:06 PM (O0lVq)

66 58
I've secretly always been in favor of old white guys sucking me off.

Posted by: Barry O at May 10, 2012 02:04 PM (fYOZx)

So you're in the Lemon Party now?

Posted by: You knew somebody was going to say it at May 10, 2012 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

67
45 So, since there's not enough alcohol to get me though this election and I don't do drugs and note to self call to ask for a refill on the xanax, what are the Horde's suggestions for what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)


Since this is the HQ, I suspect the popular options will involve either hobo hunting or porn.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 10, 2012 02:06 PM (4df7R)

68 Ed Morrissey at Hot Air writes this-

And for all of those who cheered this flip-flop, here’s a question: wouldn’t it have been more effective in North Carolina had Obama made this announcement before Amendment One went to the polls?


********

The better question would be--wouldn't have been more effective when the Dems had the House?

Posted by: tasker at May 10, 2012 02:06 PM (r2PLg)

69 I'm still waiting for him to come out in favor of pedophile polygamy. The girls I love won't stay pre-pubescent forever!

Posted by: Sheik Abdul ben Falafel at May 10, 2012 02:06 PM (XvHmy)

70 Take up competitive shooting? Boxing? Fantasy LARP-ing (where you get to beat on people with padded swords)?

I do need to get back to going to the range, boxing is a possibility and LARPing has two problems. A. It requires me to go Outside and the Outside keeps trying to kill me and B. I don't want to hit people with padded swords.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:07 PM (VtjlW)

71 Don't like your rights taken away? Then don't take someone else's away.
Oh well, guess I'm done with him too...


How do you take away something someone never had?

Posted by: Heralder at May 10, 2012 02:08 PM (+xmn4)

72 >>>>>>>and I don't do drugs

you keep using that word xanax. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: X at May 10, 2012 02:08 PM (KHo8t)

73 I wanted to puke yesterday. Pretty much every Facebook friend I have under 35 were fawning all over his evolution. They didn't care at all when it was pointed out he was a liar.

Posted by: Lauren at May 10, 2012 02:08 PM (cK7Je)

74 I hear the word tolerance getting toss around a lot and the people using it seem to think tolerating means completely accepting something without question or reservation. If you don't come out as a vocal angry support for something your obviously a fascist bigot. I don't think that word means what they think it means. >.>

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 10, 2012 02:08 PM (w6lum)

75 Nancy Pelosi calls Obama's opinion on gay Marraige a "great day for the nation."


Is there a single teaching of the Catholic Church that Nancy Pelosi agrees with or lives by?

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 02:09 PM (ShuAW)

76 you keep using that word xanax. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Heh. I was waiting for someone to notice that - I don't do illegal drugs. Hmmm, I could go for a good hunt, the local hobo herd is starting to grow again. As for the porn, I'm a good girl I am! Also I need to get another hard drive since my current ones are full.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:09 PM (VtjlW)

77 Elephant in the Room:
The gay lobby insists that gay marriage is a "fundamental right" (ie. guaranteed under hte US Consittution).
Thiswas the position ofthe Massachusetts State Supreme Court, when they imposed gay marriage on the citizens of the state through judicial fiat. They held that gay marriage was a fundamental right, protected under the the State Constitution.
Obama (who is reputed to be something of a Consititutional scholar.....Harvard educated, no less) is of the "personal" ("evolved") opinion that gay marriage is something that should be allowed....but he also stated that it is up to individual states to legislate on the matter!
Thus it is (in this Constitutional scholar's opinion) decidedly NOT a "fundamental right"..... Itis only an "opinion".....
It is a "personal opinion".....
This is kind of weak tea, when you think about it. It kicks the underpinnings out from under the gay lobby's strongest agument.
I thinkit isnot something that anyone would wish to start campaigning on...
I mean....he may as well campaign on whether Reases Peanut Butter Cups or Chunky Bars are the better candy for a late afternoon snack...
It is all kind of a personal opinion, one way or the other.

Posted by: steve at May 10, 2012 02:10 PM (nd0uY)

78 Since this is the HQ, I suspect the popular options will involve either hobo hunting or porn.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2012 02:11 PM (sbV1u)

79 Remember yesterday when I noted that Q1 GDP was being revised down to 1.9%. I was wrong, down to 1.5%.

Posted by: Jean at May 10, 2012 02:11 PM (WkuV6)

80 As for the porn, I'm a good girl I am! Also I need to get another hard drive since my current ones are full.

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2012 02:12 PM (sbV1u)

81 Obama did not propose any federal changes yesterday.

He said he was personally in favor of gay marriage.

He said this should be handled by the states.

Romney says he's opposed to gay marriage, but also says the states should handle it.

WTF? This has all been staged by Axelrod, folks. If someone has a contact at the GOP, could you please write them and tell them to spread the word not to comment on this shit? Un-fucking-believable.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2012 02:13 PM (f9c2L)

82 Does the timing of the flip flop on the issue correlate with the status of his relationship with Reggie? Why can't they track down O's high school friends? Were they all killed by drone strikes?

Posted by: Mr Tea at May 10, 2012 02:13 PM (cwJOJ)

83 62 Once again, the MBM didn't read Obama's bio before doing a smear job;
OBAMA BULLIED A GIRL IN SCHOOL
http://tinyurl.com/7gy3vcx

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2012 02:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

---------

And again....it's in his own words. .....Love it.

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 02:13 PM (g4NO6)

84
74 I hear the word tolerance getting toss around a lot and the people using it seem to think tolerating means completely accepting something without question or reservation. If you don't come out as a vocal angry support for something your obviously a fascist bigot. I don't think that word means what they think it means. >.>
Posted by: Drew in MO at May 10, 2012 02:08 PM (w6lum)


I do find it interesting that the definition of "tolerate" has apparently changed from "unwilling acceptance" to "effusiveapproval." It makes a sentence like, "I'm willing to tolerate an OWS drum circle at two in the morning, but not all night long," read in a very different way.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 10, 2012 02:13 PM (4df7R)

85 You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2012 02:11 PM (sbV1u)


NEVER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 10, 2012 02:14 PM (4df7R)

86 I don't think liberals are as happy about this as Obama had hoped. From Gawker:

"He now believes that gay couples should be able to marry. He doesn’t believe they have a right to do so. This is like saying that black children and white children ought to attend the same schools, but if the people of Alabama reject that notion—what are you gonna do?…. before Roe v. Wade, abortion was a state-by-state issue, too. So was slavery."

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 10, 2012 02:14 PM (U08Mg)

87 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 10, 2012 02:13 PM (4df7R)

Yeah... I've never been able to figure out the 'Coexist' bumper stickers, with an Islamic crescent in them...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2012 02:15 PM (lZBBB)

88 steve - right on. my comment was unnecessary after reading yours.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 10, 2012 02:15 PM (f9c2L)

89 Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.
Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one.
Don't like abortions? Don't have one.
Don't like sex? Don't do it.
Don't like drugs? Don't do them.
Don't like porn? Don't watch it.
Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it.
Don't like guns? Don't buy one.
Don't like your rights taken away? Then don't take someone else's away.
---------------------------------------

That makes perfect sense Mr. Gay Millitant Activist. Now will you refrain from talking to my children in school without my permission and allow me to raise them with my values?

Mr. Gay Activist: I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKING PERMISSION TO BERATE YOUR CHILDREN DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLIES YOU HOMOPHOBIC NAZI BASTARD!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 02:17 PM (ShuAW)

90 Remember yesterday when I noted that Q1 GDP was being revised down to 1.9%. I was wrong, down to 1.5%.


Wow. I nailed it back when then said 2.2%.

Posted by: nickless at May 10, 2012 02:18 PM (MMC8r)

91 NEVER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit


How YOU doin'?!?!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2012 02:18 PM (sbV1u)

92 OBAMA BULLIED A GIRL IN SCHOOL>>

1in the 1970s Romney was done being a bully but Barry was just getting started hahaha.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 10, 2012 02:18 PM (tf9Ne)

93 Is there a single teaching of the Catholic Church that Nancy Pelosi agrees with or lives by?
Posted by: Sam I Am

She agrees with that thing about rendering unto Caesar what belongs to Caesar. But, she doesn't live by it herself.

Posted by: Roy at May 10, 2012 02:18 PM (VndSC)

94 Where's toby with THE BALLS?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 10, 2012 02:18 PM (PEnme)

95 #ObamaBulliedaGirl


Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2012 02:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

96 One definit ofcivil rights is you have to have the same law across the nation. For President and Party Dick, they're entire argument for their policies is a civil rights argument.
Healthcare is a civil right
Showing proof of legal residency during a legal stop violates your civil rights
Union organizing
Voters showing an i.d. card
and so on....except gay marriage. Dick has ruined the argument against the California constitutional amendment and watch, it will stand.

Posted by: Baby's arm at May 10, 2012 02:19 PM (hGRh5)

97 Is there a single teaching of the Catholic Church that Nancy Pelosi agrees with or lives by?
Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 02:09 PM (ShuAW)

She barely even comprehends them. In fact, that's too strong. She has negative comprehension of them. When she speaks about them, it takes away other people's comprehension.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 10, 2012 02:19 PM (lLvOZ)

98 If our government does come out and officially proclaim that it is a "fundamental right" for homosexuals to marry......then the same will have to apply to every other group who want todeviate from the basic 'one-man-one-woman' definition of marriage.

Barky is a lawyer, after all....he knows this. ....So it is a fair question to ask him things like: ....."Does this mean you are in favor of Polygamy? Polandry? Underage Marriage?...How can you discriminate against these other groups?"

Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2012 02:21 PM (g4NO6)

99 Posted by: elizabethe at May 10, 2012 02:19 PM (lLvOZ)


Ha! Good answer!

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 10, 2012 02:22 PM (ShuAW)

100

It's ridiculous that Romney had to apologize - for nothing.

Posted by: when will obama apologize for being born at May 10, 2012 02:23 PM (HOOye)

101 Does this mean you are in favor of Polygamy? Polandry? Underage Marriage?...How can you discriminate against these other groups?

Easy. You gotta pay to play...

Posted by: Baraka O at May 10, 2012 02:23 PM (FcR7P)

102 45 So, since there's not enough alcohol to get me though this election and I don't do drugs and note to self call to ask for a refill on the xanax, what are the Horde's suggestions for what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?

Just give in to it.

Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2012 02:23 PM (zoehZ)

103 When she speaks about them, it takes away other people's comprehension.Posted by: elizabethe

Well, she's from Baltimore, so maybe she's remembering the Baltimore Catechism.

Q: Why did God make me?
A: God made me to pay taxes and listen to my betters.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2012 02:24 PM (sbV1u)

104 45 So, since there's not enough alcohol to get me though this election and I don't do drugs and note to self call to ask for a refill on the xanax, what are the Horde's suggestions for what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting.

Bacon chocolate.

Vosges, Mo's Milk Chocolate Bacon Bar.

Trust me.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 10, 2012 02:26 PM (lLvOZ)

105 Hey, remember when Obama sent the SEIU to bully CEO's on the front lawn of their houses? That was cool.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at May 10, 2012 02:31 PM (QxSug)

106 Horde's suggestions for what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 10, 2012 02:00 PM (VtjlW)
energetic sex. You get the endorphins and the workout.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at May 10, 2012 02:39 PM (NS2Mo)

107 "My fellow Americans, after spending the last several years in your mouth, I've found that my position on what I plan to do there has evolved. I now personally, believe that it is important for me to go ahead and affirm myincredible commitment to all of you, especially those fighting for me - and to doso in your mouth."
Courage.

Posted by: Barack the Evolver at May 10, 2012 02:57 PM (yK8YH)

108 He's queer as a three dollar bill.

Posted by: torabora at May 10, 2012 03:52 PM (6Eh/9)

109 <i>what are the Horde's suggestions for what I can do to help combat that whole ALEXSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH feelings I keep getting?</i>
<p>
Get naked. Put on stompy boots. Take pictures. Post them.

Posted by: Warden at May 10, 2012 04:49 PM (HzhBE)

110 89 Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one. Don't like cigarettes? Don't smoke one. Don't like abortions? Don't have one. Don't like sex? Don't do it. Don't like drugs? Don't do them. Don't like porn? Don't watch it. Don't like alcohol? Don't drink it. Don't like guns? Don't buy one. Don't like your rights taken away? Then don't take someone else's away. --------------------------------------- Don't like adults teaching your kids about fisting in Sex Ed? Don't have kids.

Posted by: Warden at May 10, 2012 04:50 PM (HzhBE)

111 Don't like abortions? Don't have one.

I like this line of reasoning

Posted by: The fetus at May 10, 2012 05:07 PM (jVykS)

112 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2012 05:33 PM (7W3wI)

113 caterpillar filter, fleetguard filter, isuzu filter, komatsu filter,perkins filter , volvo filter, hitachi filter,john deere filter, deutz filter,parker filter , donaldson filter,jcb filter

Posted by: komastu filter at May 11, 2012 10:11 AM (jGR+C)






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