Overnight Open Thread (5-8-2012)

In a feat of organization so intricate and smoothly coordinated that it could've only happened at the HQ, I'll be providing you another thrilling, if abbreviated, ONT tonight.

At least Slublog was kind enough to provide some content.

First, 14 photographs that shatter your image of famous people:

It's a little known fact that Fred Rogers had just been told Dick Lugar won his first term in the senate when that picture was taken. Seemed appropriate.


Drew has been chronicling the lousy names the Navy has been choosing for ships here lately. CDR Salamander reports on one they got right:

Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus announced today the next Arleigh Burke class guided-missile destroyer (DDG) will be named the USS Thomas Hudner. Thomas J. Hudner Jr., a naval aviator who retired as a captain, received the Medal of Honor from President Harry S. Truman for displaying uncommon valor during an attack on his wingman, the first African American naval aviator to fly in combat, Ensign Jesse L. Brown.

Go read the rest at the link. It sounds like Captain Hudner's flight suit likely had to be modified on account of his giant brass balls.


Another day, another SCOAMFy hashtag for conservatives to punk on Twitter. Today's victim: #AskMichelle


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Posted by: Andy at 10:53 PM



Comments

1 It's a good day to be a conservative.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 10:56 PM (+ZI77)

2 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at May 08, 2012 10:56 PM (3SvjA)

3 Those in Southern California had better hope it isn't a hot summer, San Onofre isn't coming back online soon;

http://tinyurl.com/753w9pl

Posted by: Dire Straits at May 08, 2012 10:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

4 61% for amendment about marriage in NC. Sounds like almost a majority, huh?

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 10:57 PM (tiOTz)

5 Unions lose round 1 in WI. Their patsy got beat.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 10:58 PM (tiOTz)

6 is there really a federal felon who is beating Bammy in the WVa Dem primary?


Posted by: Peaches
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#AskMichelle.




(I was srsly wondering about that myself.)

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (uXyf3)

7 I need to put my schadenboner and an ice pack.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (tiOTz)

8 Bret Stephens column in the WSJ tells the class of 2012;

First, get over yourself

http://tinyurl.com/cfzysk8

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

9 I can't wait to read the headlines tomorrow.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (+ZI77)

10 Anybody got any dog meat they wanna give me?

Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (4c9jZ)

11 They named a destroyer after Michael Murphy a couple of years ago. The morons should know who he was.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (cujSl)

12 Well with the outcome good I do not have to sulk in my Mister Rogers sweater tonight...

Posted by: Clemenza at May 08, 2012 10:59 PM (YlSwz)

13 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2012 11:00 PM (7W3wI)

14 3
Those in Southern California had better hope it isn't a hot summer, San Onofre isn't coming back online soon;

http://tinyurl.com/753w9pl


Posted by: Dire Straits at May 08, 2012 10:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Blackouts they be rolllin....

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 08, 2012 11:00 PM (FIDMq)

15 Nice, Andy. And there is something to be said for brevity when dealing with the MoronHorde, after all. Thanks for stepping up to the plate, bro!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:01 PM (lJ2es)

16 Josh Hamilton hit 4 homers tonight

Dick Cheney says "let's see him do that without a bat"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

17 Less is more.

Posted by: grease monkey at May 08, 2012 11:01 PM (VSWPU)

18 So, the conservative Republicans finally ex-Spectorated the Lugar

Posted by: Toaster at May 08, 2012 11:01 PM (sJKFk)

19 It is so nice to be on the winning side for once.

Posted by: Grey Fox, returned to his native hearth among the hills at May 08, 2012 11:02 PM (ImssW)

20 Ooohh, something fun at a Kos "diary" on Wisconsin:


>>I can't bear to think of waking up another day after any of these elections like the ones in 2000 and 2004

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:02 PM (uXyf3)

21 When you put this finger up, it's called The Bird

Can you say "bird" ?

It's a fucked up day in the neighborhood ...

Posted by: Mr Rogers at May 08, 2012 11:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

22 Damn my eyes! Flipping thru channels and watched 3 minutes of Lawrence O'Donnell on msnbc. Has there ever been a more smarmy, sanctimoniously smug prick on air? Apologies to Messr. Olbermann.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 08, 2012 11:04 PM (kMRmg)

23 Good evening, morons.

How 'bout them Badgers, huh?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:04 PM (7yvLv)

24 With Luger expelled, with a Tea Party organized ground game , I guess John Boy and some of those old hams , will be looking over their shoulders; Who said the Tea Party was a wash? Game on !!!!

Posted by: Clemenza at May 08, 2012 11:04 PM (YlSwz)

25 @20: Mmmm....tasty!

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at May 08, 2012 11:04 PM (+ZI77)

26 Good evening.

Michael Schenker Group, anyone?

Armed And Ready

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obyz6zj-8mw

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:04 PM (F79HU)

27 Tonight's election results are NOT a harbinger of the November elections. However, the French elections show that socialism is resurgent around the world and President Obama has nothing to worry about

Posted by: The MBM at May 08, 2012 11:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

28 ha ha, I said amendment one in NC would win by 60% won by 61%

Funny democrat poll said 56%. Pretty shitting polling to miss 5%.

Gheys are so sad. The state will go straight to hell, now that we have joined EVERY other Southern state in passing this.

Local TV? Poor Gheys upset, and shocked.

It wasn't just the rural rednecks, as the media has played it. Charlotte votes 54% for the amendment.

Wonder why Blacks all voted for the amendment? That is why Barry will not touch it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at May 08, 2012 11:06 PM (hXJOG)

29 In Second Life I'm a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure with
nothing in common with 98% of Americans, raised to be a Marxist, and am
an incompetent minor politician who got by on AA all my life but I can fly and my wife is named "Julia".

Posted by: second life president obama at May 08, 2012 11:06 PM (nU/dt)

30 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 08, 2012 11:06 PM (JMmQ9)

31 With Luger expelled

Clemenza, you need a tissue for that?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:07 PM (7yvLv)

32 Michael Schenker Group - Cry For The Nations

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs2KJ2-7Ojg

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:08 PM (F79HU)

33 @14 We so cal republicans are more concerned about the civil discontent in our cities coming this summer..
that would be when the realization that all minority reports from the media are not going well....

Posted by: Clemenza at May 08, 2012 11:08 PM (YlSwz)

34 It's not going so well for Team Douchebag over on #AskMichelle

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2012 11:08 PM (FcR7P)

35 61%? Amazing what a nation of ignorant bigots we are. Perhaps all the libs would be better off moving to France, The Socialist Paradise to escape the madness. A boy can dream.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 08, 2012 11:08 PM (kMRmg)

36 American Spectator has a column up titled 'The Night They Drove Dick Lugar Out'. Heh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2012 11:09 PM (ccXZP)

37 Josh Hamilton hit 4 homers tonight

and a fuckin' Double!?
Howdy, all.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 11:09 PM (HWVrj)

38
Might want to put the Dems and unions on suicide watch after this debacle.

Quite heartwarming.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2012 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

39 For every pound of dog meat you donate to me I will enter you in a drawing to receive a shout out from me on my campaign in our wonderful 57 states.

Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at May 08, 2012 11:09 PM (z8irR)

40 Lugar had to answer for Santino.

Posted by: Ezra's Equal at May 08, 2012 11:09 PM (kMRmg)

41 And there is something to be said for brevity when dealing with the MoronHorde, after all.
Brevity is.

Posted by: moron william shakespeare at May 08, 2012 11:10 PM (nU/dt)

42 >>>Josh Hamilton hit 4 homers tonight

Pssh. I've knocked down 18 holes-in-one all in one round of golf. Actually it was the day I got that bin Laden fella.

Posted by: Kim Jong Obama at May 08, 2012 11:10 PM (YJlvZ)

43 What does the Establishment Elite GOP think of Lugar's loss?

Well, Lisa Murcokesky made THIS face when she lost

http://tinyurl.com/83tul38

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

44 Did we finally wake up? Rather encouraging.

Posted by: nikkolai at May 08, 2012 11:11 PM (pSsN0)

45 Tonight's election results are NOT a harbinger of
the November elections. However, the French elections show that
socialism is resurgent around the world and President Obama has nothing
to worry about



Posted by: The MBM
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And if it turns out we're wrong, you're reading this in google's cache.

Posted by: The MBM at May 08, 2012 11:12 PM (uXyf3)

46 Orin The Tea Party is coming after you. We have you huff and puff and then do nothing too often. Rove, I know we're just the commoners but ignore us at your own risk.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 08, 2012 11:12 PM (JKNDp)

47 The D opponent in WV is not only in prison, he's in prison in Texas! Apparently the hilly state has some pretty loose filing rules. And he's drawing somewhere around 40%? That right there is some pretty funny shit.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:13 PM (7yvLv)

48 Michael Schenker Group - Victim Of Illusion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXzToaxygTE

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:13 PM (F79HU)

49 #AskMichelle : Where is the Head in the Millenium Falcon?

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 11:13 PM (HWVrj)

50 What does the Establishment Elite GOP think of Lugar's loss?

Well, Lisa Murcokesky made THIS face when she lost

http://tinyurl.com/83tul38


Posted by: kbdabear
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She looks like Ripley when the alien showed up in the escape shuttle.

Pic was real slow-loading. My computer seemed to dread it.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:14 PM (uXyf3)

51 Lindsey, you're next after Orrin.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 08, 2012 11:14 PM (O3R/2)

52 off sock

Posted by: Jimbo at May 08, 2012 11:14 PM (O3R/2)

53 The D opponent in WV is not only in prison, he's in
prison in Texas! Apparently the hilly state has some pretty loose filing
rules. And he's drawing somewhere around 40%? That right there is some
pretty funny shit.


Posted by: L Rob
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#AskMichelle isn't answering me, so can some moron link me or 'splain me? What felon is running for which? I'm late on this one.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:15 PM (uXyf3)

54 Lindsey, you're next after Orrin.
I hope Lindsey and Orrin have protection.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2012 11:17 PM (nU/dt)

55 Holy crap is anyone surprised that a young Joseph Stalin looks like a member of OWS, and damn young Alex Trebek! Play on playa!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 08, 2012 11:17 PM (tKFT6)

56 47 That right there is some pretty funny shit.

Thanks for catching some of us up. And SCOMF losing40% of the dem vote to a felon is comedy gold. Seems like a campaign ad in there somewhere

Posted by: someone at May 08, 2012 11:17 PM (bqjJT)

57 arhooley, Obama's primary opponent in WV is a Texas prisoner.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:18 PM (7yvLv)

58 Here you go, arhooley. It's the top story link at Instapundit right now:

OBAMA LOSES WEST VIRGINIA DELEGATES TO PRISON INMATE — Unexpectedly! “An obscure federal prison inmate gave President Obama an unexpected run for his money in the West Virginia Democratic Primary Tuesday, highlighting the deep dislike for the president in the Appalachian heartland.”

UPDATE: “Did Joe Manchin (D-WV) vote for prison inmate Keith Judd in today’s primary? He refuses to say if he voted for Obama.”

Posted at 10:49 pm by Ed Driscoll

Posted by: andycanuck at May 08, 2012 11:18 PM (nU/dt)

59 Michael Schenker Group - Bijou Pleasurette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEVUKas4HEY

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:18 PM (F79HU)

60 >>>#AskMichelle isn't answering me, so can some moron link me or 'splain me?

Michelle O wants the Twitters to ask her questions:

http://tinyurl.com/72c8qb4

Predictably, this hash-tag was hijacked quickly and effectively.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:18 PM (RvlzX)

61 The inmate, Keith Judd, is serving time at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas for making threats at the University of New Mexico in 1999. With 83 percent of precincts reporting, Obama was receiving 60 percent of the vote to Judd's 40 percent

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:20 PM (QGwv0)

62 Lt. Michael Murphy. USN

RIP

Posted by: Mike in CFL at May 08, 2012 11:21 PM (motsG)

63 After perusing Drudge and noting his top image I had a thought.

With all these underwear bombs will the TSA prohibit the wearing of undergarments on airplanes? I mean, you have to take off your shoes and can't bring on bottles of water. Will they make the ladies slip off their panties at the security checkpoints?

I might apply to them for a job if that happens.

I'll be gentle, ladies, promise.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:21 PM (F79HU)

64 43
What does the Establishment Elite GOP think of Lugar's loss?

Well, Lisa Murcokesky made THIS face when she lost

http://tinyurl.com/83tul38


Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:11 PM

LISA MAD !! LISA SMASH !!!

Posted by: SENATOR Lisa Murcokesky at May 08, 2012 11:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

65 Michael Schenker Group - Feels Like A Good Thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jxQCqIGyWg

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:22 PM (F79HU)

66 From the results thread:

@jamiedupree MAKE IT SIX - Wyoming County, West Virginia votes for the federal prisoner over President Obama by 57-43%

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:20 PM (d6QMz)

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:22 PM (joSBv)

67 Had a rare and welcome day of not thinking much at all about politics, but Lugar being tossed makes me happy. I hope he feels completely bewildered, or better than that, humiliated.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 11:23 PM (MwTP4)

68 First, 14 photographs that shatter your image of famous people:

The Clinton pic merely confirms my image of him.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 11:23 PM (ngSA8)

69 Followed the link to the odd photographs of famous people and saw the one of Albert Einstein. That reminds me that I was at a house (I forget the reason why, now) and I'm in the living room talking to this guy when I notice a picture of Einstein sitting holding a baby. I ask him what was the story behind the picture -- the baby is this guy's dad and his grand-father had worked with Einstein.

It's a small world, sometimes.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:23 PM (M0NzJ)

70 Tonight's defeat of Dick Lugar shows that voters aren't listening to my astute analysis and expertise in electoral politics

You'd better listen to me or all is lost !!!

Posted by: Karl Rove at May 08, 2012 11:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

71 I'm sitting here chuckling about this whole inmate-candidate thing and it is just surreal. No kidding, it comes to this? I thought Ron Paul was out near the edges of the new American "normal", but a prisoner running against the incumbent president?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:23 PM (7yvLv)

72 We still won France Tea Baggers!

Posted by: Kos Kids at May 08, 2012 11:23 PM (AzwZn)

73 http://tinyurl.com/72c8qb4



Predictably, this hash-tag was hijacked quickly and effectively.



Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)
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tks, I was wondering what's going on with the felon running in WV. How did that happen? What's he running in, the Dem primary, what? How's he running "against Obama"?

I mean, no objections to a felon pulling 40% against Obama, but I'm just wondering.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:24 PM (uXyf3)

74 Karl Rove, Peggy Noonan, wherever you are out there ...

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade at May 08, 2012 11:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

75 Michael Schenker Group - Into The Arena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GexCg_wB5Y

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:25 PM (F79HU)

76 moar cokebear!

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2012 11:25 PM (HWVrj)

77 #askmichelle Would Obama's re-election chances be higher if he was in prison?

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:25 PM (joSBv)

78 We still won France Tea Baggers!


Posted by: Kos Kids
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When's the surrender?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:25 PM (uXyf3)

79 On Wisconsin!

Posted by: mama winger at May 08, 2012 11:26 PM (P6QsQ)

80 #63, It's like the TSA is trying to force Americans to fly exclusively on private jets or, for the little people, take trains.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:26 PM (KCvsd)

81 hi all
great night for WI, IN, NC and for all of us

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:27 PM (7FadD)

82 hey mama winger is there going to be a recall election party up there?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (7FadD)

83 It's like the TSA is trying to force Americans to fly exclusively on private jets or, for the little people, take trains.


Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:26 PM (KCvsd)

I think they're trying to invade all forms of transportation. You're gonna have to have some asshole grab your nuts just to get in your own car before too long.
For the children, of course.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (F79HU)

84 Oh no, Blue Falcon, the TSA is already setting up shop in some east coast train and bus stations. And don't forget about the "random" interstate highway checkpoints they either have or are testing in TN.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (7yvLv)

85
Robert, you would have to bring up MSG. I just got off a month-long MSG bender.

On and On

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCm3bZTv8qg

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (Rhie+)

86 Michael Schenker Group - Looking Out From Nowhere

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm-XXNzJpoA

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:29 PM (F79HU)

87 How do you go on an MSG "bender"? Do you snort it?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:29 PM (7FadD)

88 I'm sitting here chuckling about this whole inmate-candidate thing and it is just surreal. No kidding, it comes to this? I thought Ron Paul was out near the edges of the new American "normal", but a prisoner running against the incumbent president?
---------------------------------------

I felt Obama was vulnerable.........and I had time to kill.

Posted by: Keith Judd, Inmate # 665307 at May 08, 2012 11:30 PM (AzwZn)

89
How do you go on an MSG "bender"? Do you snort it?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:29 PM (7FadD)






Lunch at Panda Express every day......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:30 PM (Rhie+)

90 On the shattering photos - what exactly would be wrong with MLK shooting some pool? Other than he's wearing a suit and tie. That part is just wrong. But the pool? What was it, nine-ball for five on the five and ten on the nine?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (7yvLv)

91
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (Rhie+)

\m/
I was watching That Metal Show this morning and realized I was woefully deficient in my Michael Schenker knowledge.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (F79HU)

92 Greetings! A little tipsy from the Y-not version of a Jamaican Cowboy: Herradura anejo, orange rum, peach schnapps, lime juice, pineapple juice, and Fuse mango juice. Haven't had a "mixed drink" in a while.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (5H6zj)

93 tks, I was wondering what's going on with the felon
running in WV. How did that happen? What's he running in, the Dem
primary, what? How's he running "against Obama"?

I mean, no objections to a felon pulling 40% against Obama, but I'm just wondering.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 08, 2012 11:24 PM

Usually the Dems are convicted AFTER they take office

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

94 John ž@_Molon_Labe_
#askmichelle Do you let know #Communist stay at the @whitehouse? The ultimate slap in the face to those white cracker founding fathers ya no

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (QGwv0)

95 I liked the photos, especially Stalin who was indeed a hottie.

Bill Clinton looks a bit like a guy I dated in college (sans beard). My tastes have improved since then.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (5H6zj)

96 I gotta ask, Candidate Judd, about the planks of your platform. Whattya got?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (7yvLv)

97 How do you go on an MSG "bender"? Do you snort it?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:29 PM (7FadD)

Find the best looking vein in your arm and shoot it up.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (F79HU)

98 hey mama winger is there going to be a recall election party up there?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:28 PM (7FadD)
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Have to wait till June 5th to know for sure, but the way things look tonight, I better start stocking up on the funny hats and kazoos.

Posted by: mama winger at May 08, 2012 11:33 PM (P6QsQ)

99 Michael Schenker Group - Tales Of Mystery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsBvT_N9MU

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:33 PM (F79HU)

100 mmm....Panda Express.....

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:33 PM (7FadD)

101
I was watching That Metal Show this morning and realized I was woefully deficient in my Michael Schenker knowledge.
Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (F79HU)






Listen to the MSG album with Graham Bonnet on vocals, and then the first couple of Alcatrazz albums. GB's career vocal overdub style started with that album. Didn't sound anything like that on anything beforehand.

Like I said, an MSG bender.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (Rhie+)

102 Haven't had a "mixed drink" in a while.
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (5H6zj)
----------->
Me neither -- prefer my single malt scotch unadulterated.

Hi there, Y-not. How's things in Utah?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (M0NzJ)

103 #84, I'm waiting for the day some security detail stops to inspect my bicycle. Already got turned away just trying to walk past one of Obama's fundraisers once. The only pedestrian bridges across a river here were blocked off and everyone in the neighborhood had to walk a half mile around the security cordon during rush hour just to get home because of that asshole.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (KCvsd)

104 the planks of your platform. Whattya got?

He's not Obama? Isn't that enough

Posted by: someone at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (bqjJT)

105 @90 - or maybe just dollar re-spot._

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (auda5)

106 Oh shoot the WI election is June 5? I will be away but I'll be wearing a party hat in spirit

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (7FadD)

107 Stephen Damnjanovicž@Bamnjamn
#AskMichelle Do you blame your hips on Bush?

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:36 PM (QGwv0)

108
Listen to the MSG album with Graham Bonnet on
vocals, and then the first couple of Alcatrazz albums.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM (Rhie+)

Will do, Cap'n!
Gonna have to split for woik after the next one. I shall endeavor to ROCK 'ponst the morrow.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:36 PM (F79HU)

109 Dear @MichelleObama: I'm volunteering at a soup kitchen tonight. Gucci or Prada? #AskMichelle—
Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) May 08, 2012

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

110 So I was bullshitting with the warden one day..........and I says........."Hey, if I beat Obama in the West Virginia primary would you release me?"

And the warden says....."I don't think you have a prayer............but I'll damn sure campaign for ya."

Posted by: Keith Judd, Inmate # 665307 at May 08, 2012 11:36 PM (AzwZn)

111 the Y-not version of a Jamaican Cowboy

a Utah Mormon with dreadlocks?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:36 PM (7FadD)

112 #AskAce

Again, when's that 2008 Ace-a-palooza happening?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2012 11:36 PM (ebPtk)

113 chemjeff, here in the central OK metroplex, we must have about, oh, a million Chinese restaurants. I solemnly swear the food tastes exactly the sameat all of them. It's like there's a central kitchen somehwere in downtown OKC and they just truck it out to the branch offices.

Except for Panda Express. It's different, but not in a good way, IMO. Can't specify why, but it just misses for me.

Now we do have some fine Japanese eateries in the area.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:37 PM (7yvLv)

114 Keith Judd (inmate) > Obama (dog eating SCOAMF) > Ashley Judd (puffy face)

Posted by: some West Virginian at May 08, 2012 11:37 PM (YJlvZ)

115 Michael Schenker Group - Lost Horizons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9kLK1_Gt8Y

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:37 PM (F79HU)

116 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:34 PM
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Good, thanks. Very pretty here right now. Our aspens have finally stopped blanketing the entire neighborhood in fluff and are fully in leaf. They make a nice sound in the breeze. Hills are greening up. Nice weather this week.

How's tricks?

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:37 PM (5H6zj)

117 Another from the results thread:

@kevinbinversie 93% of WI Vote in, Walker - 577,684;
Barrett + Falk - 545,636. #wivote #wipolitics (Eau Claire Co. must
finally be in.)


*Also, the federal inmate has now won 8 counties in W.V.


Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:32 PM (d6QMz)

What kind of campaign budget does this guy have in WV?

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:38 PM (joSBv)

118 I was wondering what's going on with the felon
running in WV


Who is running for whose seat? I think a straight-up trade might be in order.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2012 11:39 PM (FcR7P)

119
Senate and below primaries here in CA are even more useless than usual. New rules in effect, open primaries, with the two highest vote-getters to face themselves in the general election, regardless of party affiliation.

So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:39 PM (Rhie+)

120 Y-not, aspririn trees make fluff like cottonwoods? I didn't know that. Poor little things don't grow so well down here in the flatlands.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:40 PM (7yvLv)

121 Hello again everyone! Just finished getting Stuck fed and hearing all about his night out with Wolverine. How is everyone?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 11:40 PM (R5yLq)

122 And the felon is closing the gap; it's now 58 to 41.

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:41 PM (joSBv)

123 With 83 percent of precincts reporting, Obama was receiving 60 percent of the vote to Judd's 40 percent

That's gonna leave a mark. And, just btw, Wiki reports that Mr. Judd is a native of (go on, guess) California!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:41 PM (lJ2es)

124 From #askmichelle: Is there ever an awkward silence when Barack requests a doggie bag for his leftovers?
LOL! omg I wish I were so witty.

Posted by: hobbes at May 08, 2012 11:41 PM (+CcmI)

125 #askmichelle We know YOU are better off than 4 years ago. We aren't tho. Why does your husband hate capitalism?

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:41 PM (QGwv0)

126 Addendum to @ 122 Should have said 'the convicted felon.'

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:41 PM (joSBv)

127
Steaming Pile of Monkey Crap > Keith Judd (inmate) > Obama (dog eating SCOAMF) > Ashley Judd (puffy face)




FIFY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:42 PM (Rhie+)

128 Lunch at Panda Express every day......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:30 PM (Rhie+)

eww home of the worst fake Chinese food around

Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 11:42 PM (tw6Ar)

129 Kalifornian in the jug in Texas in the WV D primary. Sure. How else could it be done?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:42 PM (7yvLv)

130 Oh my. This was a real shot. From #askmichelle:

Is there a teleprompter installed in your headboard?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (R5yLq)

131 http://tinyurl.com/6m3mgq7

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (QGwv0)

132
Lunch at Panda Express every day......

Now you have something in common with Obama. You've both eaten dog.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (KCvsd)

133 Evening Team

Posted by: Zakn at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (DU9hE)

134 Thanks for the clarification, Retread. I wondered which candidate you were talking about.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (7yvLv)

135 eww home of the worst fake Chinese food around


Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 11:42 PM (tw6Ar)

But incredibly well-priced. And tasty! I can gain 5 pounds in one night by spending less than 7 dollars t the Panda Express. Don't sneer, you snob, that shit is delicious.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (lJ2es)

136 #131. Strap on?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (KCvsd)

137 How's tricks?
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:37 PM (5H6zj)
------------->
We had an unusually warm March so all the flowers and trees are in full bloom, now. Really nice weather yesterday, but Mrs. Cop was cracking the whip pretty smartly and had me splitting day-lilies and tilling her vegetable patch. I had to go to my tutoring job at the local community college to recuperate.

Just got my BS in Mechanical Engineering and looking to start a second career. Haven't had much interest so far among prospective employers so far. As all the Moron Horde knows, the economy sucks right now.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (M0NzJ)

138 http://tinyurl.com/6m3mgq7

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:43 PM (QGwv0)



What is seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (F79HU)

139 Either that or Michelle has found a way to lock up even more of the transgender vote. ew

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (KCvsd)

140 #AskMichelle, why is your husband The Incumbent President getting beaten in 8 West Virginia counties by a fucking Federal prison inmate?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (1X/a4)

141 Okay, I'm out for woik.

See you all again in a couple of hours.

Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (F79HU)

142 136 - scary, eh? Was she Michael?

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (QGwv0)

143 And now I'm here. Nothing changes, but I'm here, so there's that.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (lJJMb)

144 @120
Yes, they do. We have two female aspens (out of six trees total) and they made a mess for blocks around. First they let go of the little micro-fluffs (akin to dandelions) and then they drop the caterpillar-like fluffy things. It was enough to have to rake!

There are a million little aspen sprouts all over my flower beds right now. Hysterical.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (5H6zj)

145
"On the shattering photos - what exactly would be wrong with MLK shooting some pool?"

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:31 PM (7yvLv)




Yeah, not exactly "shattering," but maybe it was just an excuse to mention the arguably lamest song in history: "Werewolves of London."

Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (MwTP4)

146 Buckeye Cop, any chance you would relocate to OK? I think the aerospace industry here is looking for some MEs. Actually I'm very sure they/we are.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (7yvLv)

147 But incredibly well-priced. And tasty! I can
gain 5 pounds in one night by spending less than 7 dollars t the Panda
Express. Don't sneer, you snob, that shit is delicious.


Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (lJ2es)

cheaper to make your own and tastes better

Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (tw6Ar)

148 138 - well, they're screwing us in every other way...

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (QGwv0)

149 @130-LOL. Please someone out there compile a list of the best of these.

Posted by: teej at May 08, 2012 11:47 PM (auda5)

150 @jamiedupree MAKE IT NINE COUNTIES - Tucker County, West Virginia votes for the inmate over the President, 53-47%

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (d6QMz)


Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:47 PM (joSBv)

151 Just got my BS in Mechanical Engineering and looking to start a second career.
-----
Congrats! Ohio State?

Utah has jobs, but I think the engineering ones run toward computer engineering and perhaps some materials science stuff (we have some defense firms).

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:48 PM (5H6zj)

152
How in hell does an inmate in a Federal prison qualify for political office?

That's just wrong.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (SAMxH)

153 Senate and below primaries here in CA are even more
useless than usual. New rules in effect, open primaries, with the two
highest vote-getters to face themselves in the general election,
regardless of party affiliation.



So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:39 PM

Well, CA hasn't had a functioning Republican party in 20 years.

Maybe it'll move the Dems to the right. Then maybe I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (Y+DPZ)

154 cheaper to make your own and tastes better


Posted by: The Dude at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (tw6Ar)
Oh, gee, I have this thing called a JOB and I don't have time to come home and make chow mein noodles, orange chicken and walnut shrimp from scratch and then clean up the whole fuckin' kitchen . . . much less shop for the ingredients at stores whose food I will actually eat (not very many). I'm also against "gay marriage." Bite me.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (lJ2es)

155 I haven't had decent Americanized Cantonese food since I left Chicago. Last decent dim sum was in California.

I confess that after resisting it for a long time, I have found enough things on the PF Chang's menu to draw me there for the occasional lunch. They're ridiculously expensive, but I like the sea bass, the spicy green beans, the brussel sprouts, and the Northern spare ribs.

Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:50 PM (5H6zj)

156
Kalifornian in the jug in Texas in the WV D primary. Sure. How else could it be done?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:42 PM (7yvLv)





Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Alvin Greene at May 08, 2012 11:50 PM (Rhie+)

157 149 - MO is getting pawned by 99% of the tweets. Get a beard email addy then join Twitter. It's no big deal. Too many good ones to follow...Dennis Miller, The Onion, Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:50 PM (QGwv0)

158 150
@jamiedupree MAKE IT NINE COUNTIES - Tucker County, West Virginia votes for the inmate over the President, 53-47%



Posted by: Miss80sBaby at May 08, 2012 11:44 PM (d6QMz)



Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:47 PM

It doesn't need to be said what the MBM would say if he was running against Romney

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

159 irongrampa, he probably isn't qualified for office, but he sure as hell can run for office in West By God Virginia!

I love this country.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:51 PM (7yvLv)

160 pwned...too much wine

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:51 PM (QGwv0)

161 Yeah, not exactly "shattering," but maybe it was
just an excuse to mention the arguably lamest song in history:
"Werewolves of London."


Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (MwTP4)


Zevon did give us "Lawyers, Guns, and Money", so cut him some slack. His hair was perfect. It's not his fault Kid Rock managed to ruin Warren's pretty good song and Skynyrd's great song at the same time. When it comes time for reinstating the old old ways after civilization collapses, all I ask is that Kid Rock goes first.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 11:51 PM (lJJMb)

162 Buckeye Cop, any chance you would relocate to OK?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 08, 2012 11:46 PM (7yvLv)
------------->
No, Mrs Cop has a great job as a nurse and doesn't want to leave the grand kids. They live 20 minutes away -- close enough to see any time but far enough away you have to schedule a trip. Grand children is God's way of rewarding you for for not selling your teenaged kids to the wandering gypsies.

I live in the Dayton, Ohio, area and am willing to commute to Columbus or Cincinnatti.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:51 PM (M0NzJ)

163 How in hell does an inmate in a Federal prison qualify for political office?

That's just wrong.


Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (SAMxH)
Not this time, irongrampa, not in West Virginia. This time, in that place, it's just about perfect.

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (lJ2es)

164 #AskMichelle was Keith Judd hard for @BarackObama to run against because he was already in prison? #WV #DNC #tcot

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (QGwv0)

165 From Twitter: Let's be clear about something...West Virginia has a closed primary.
These are Democrats voting for a convicted inmate instead of Obama.

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (joSBv)

166 eh - can't tell the difference between good Chinese food and bad Chinese food anyway, and I don't know how to use a wok anyway, so Panda Express is just fine with me

Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (7FadD)

167 #150

I've been trying to copy some of the ones that really made me laugh. I'm was actually surprised reading them. I would say over 90% are negative. I doubt they will leave it open for long. Here are a few more, all from the most recent page:

Do the pilots of AF1 take you into consideration when doing center of gravity calculations?

Do you blame your hips on Bush?

How did you develop such a colossal sense of entitlement?

What are me and my wife supposed to eat again? I forget. Please help! We're patriotic, dumb Americans. Thanks for the help.

I saw you on The Biggest Loser. Question--wouldn't it be easier to just let the Obamacare death panel deal with those fatties?

When people say your husband throws like a girl, as a girl, does that insult you?

I don't have any Twitter followers. Can Barack appoint a Twitter Czar and force some famous people to share theirs with me?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 11:53 PM (R5yLq)

168 #askmichelle Are you having us investigated for our impudent questions or are your handlers letting anything through to the ivory tower?

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:53 PM (QGwv0)

169
The scalp of Elizabeth Warren will adorn my lodgepole.

Posted by: Sacheen Littlefeather at May 08, 2012 11:53 PM (c3mby)

170 Who wants to tell @McCainBlogette that Keith Judd ran a better campaign against Obama than her old man did? #NotMe—
JackM Coldcuts (@jackmcoldcuts) May 09, 2012

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

171
Werewolves of London

via David Lindley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-XffQd0Tgc

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:54 PM (Rhie+)

172 #askmichelle who works the grill? you or Barky? What does grilled beagle taste like? Do you throw harder than your wife? IS AIR WINDY?

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (QGwv0)

173 How many staffers will Michelle fire when she catches them laughing as they read the #askMichelle bashtag?

Posted by: Retread at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (joSBv)

174 if you're over 50 you're fucked. Health insurance rates quadruple.

Posted by: D. Hopper at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (AVfT8)

175 Oh my. This was a real shot. From #askmichelle:

Is there a teleprompter installed in your headboard?


zing!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (ngSA8)

176 Congrats! Ohio State?
Posted by: Y-not at May 08, 2012 11:48 PM (5H6zj)
-------------->

No, Wright State University.

I like working with energy and forces. Electrical Engineering bores me to tears. I would really like to do what is called Finite Element Analysis -- it's a way cool modeling technique where you model structures as linked springs.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (M0NzJ)

177 How in hell does an inmate in a Federal prison qualify for political office?

That's just wrong.


Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (SAMxH)


How in hell are most holders of political office not inmates in Federal prison?
That's just wrong.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 08, 2012 11:56 PM (MwTP4)

178 The H2 ‏ @TheH2

You asked "are you in" but then Biden talked about Barack's big stick. Can you shed some light on this apparent contradiction? #AskMichelle

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2012 11:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

179 166
eh - can't tell the difference between good Chinese food and bad Chinese
food anyway, and I don't know how to use a wok anyway, so Panda Express
is just fine with me


Posted by: chemjeff at May 08, 2012 11:52 PM (7FadD)


When unsure, rest overnight and let the question be in your thoughts. If you should spring from your bed and regret the meal, one should avoid the cook.

Posted by: Confucius at May 08, 2012 11:56 PM (lJJMb)

180 How in hell does an inmate in a Federal prison qualify for political office?

That's just wrong.
---------------------------------
If its wrong then I don't want to be right, baby!

Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at May 08, 2012 11:57 PM (AzwZn)

181 yep. Lugar's gone. it only took us thirty fuckin' years to do it...

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 08, 2012 11:57 PM (/yMTR)

182 OT, but that fuckin' Jamie Lee Curtis is totally ruining NCIS for me. She's very irksome and it would be great if her character is killed off soon, in a gruesome and uncompromising way. But, that's just me . . .

Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:57 PM (lJ2es)

183 #177

At least they have his birth certificate on file and they are not hiding his prison transcripts.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 08, 2012 11:57 PM (R5yLq)

184 Senate and below primaries here in CA are even more
useless than usual. New rules in effect, open primaries, with the two
highest vote-getters to face themselves in the general election,
regardless of party affiliation.



So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:39 PM (Rhie+)

Yeah I was reading through the voter guide today, some of those other democrat candidates for senate make Dianne Feinstein seem like a moderate.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (tKFT6)

185 all those rooms in the White House and you can't find a mirror to see how you look? at least your clothes should be reflected
Are you planning on pulling a Hillary when you leave the White House?




Did Bill Ayers have a lot of funny stories over dinner about blowing up dumb bitter clingers?




who works the grill? you or Barky? What does grilled beagle taste like? Do you throw harder than your wife? IS AIR WINDY?




Who created Barry's fake birthday certificate? Be honest now!

Posted by: Marybel at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (QGwv0)

186 She's very irksome

...almost like she's hiding something?
I know the type.

Posted by: Ray Davies at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (HWVrj)

187 182 OT, but that fuckin' Jamie Lee Curtis is totally ruining NCIS for me.

So you'd prefer her to be back on TV starring in advertisements for diarrhea yogurt?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (RvlzX)

188 if you're over 50 you're fucked. Health insurance rates quadruple.
Posted by: D. Hopper at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (AVfT
------------>
If that was directed towards me, I am and I suspect that's why I'm getting a lukewarm reception. However, I don't need their health insurance because I'm already covered by the wife's employer.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:59 PM (M0NzJ)

189
Proof that despite being short, skinny, lisping, with a melon the size of a Volkswagen and being born with a silver spoon up his ass, Humphrey Bogart was totally pimp.

http://tinyurl.com/7uar6ly

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2012 11:59 PM (Rhie+)

190 doesn't matter

Posted by: D. Hopper at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (AVfT8)

191 The MO Twitter thing brought out the one thing libs really, really don't like and that's to be mocked or laughed at. They take that stuff seriously. If you try to argue, they just make the argument circular until nobody remembers wth was being discussed. But laughing at them seems to get way under their skin.

I try to slow down next to Obama-stickerized cars on the interstate (they are always cars, not pickups) and laugh at the person or persons in the car. Seems to piss 'em off. I know, I know - very immature. It's easy and even easier if they also are sporting a Coexist sticker or a rainbow sticker (and they usually are).

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (7yvLv)

192 So you'd prefer her to be back on TV starring in advertisements for diarrhea yogurt?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (RvlzX)
Oh, hell, yeah. Those I can ignore without feeling like I am missing something.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (lJ2es)

193 there's a strict matrix

Posted by: D. Hopper at May 09, 2012 12:01 AM (AVfT8)

194 Senate and below primaries here in CA are even more
useless than usual. New rules in effect, open primaries, with the two
highest vote-getters to face themselves in the general election,
regardless of party affiliation.



So it'll be Dem vs Dem in perpetuity. FML.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur
--------------------

Fun fact: Here in San Diego, the favorite for mayor is a gay Republican. (And San Diego's mayor once went to Sacramento and became one of our damn best governors ever. He also ran for prez but didn't make it.)

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 12:02 AM (uXyf3)

195 Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (7yvLv)

So true, L Rob. We must mock and laugh without cease. That whole "reason and argue and show facts" thing never worked and it never will. Plus, it's no fun. They have beclowned themselves and we must treat them accordingly. Always.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2012 12:03 AM (lJ2es)

196 YOU want to tell ME what I can can't eat? Do you own a full length mirror?






Is your husband going to personally kill us with his own two hands like he did Osama bin Laden?






what brand of rototiller she uses in her garden and where does she hide the windmills that power it.

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:03 AM (QGwv0)

197
She's very irksome

...almost like she's hiding something?
I know the type.
Posted by: Ray Davies at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM (HWVrj)







Heh.

I imagine that when she was little, she was really confused by the question "innie or outie?".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2012 12:03 AM (Rhie+)

198 Seems to piss 'em off. I know, I know - very
immature. It's easy and even easier if they also are sporting a Coexist
sticker or a rainbow sticker (and they usually are).

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 09, 2012 12:00 AM (7yvLv)


"Coexist." That's some deep shit, man.

Posted by: Cicero at May 09, 2012 12:03 AM (qhHI4)

199 Wow. They just keep coming. More from #askmichelle:

If Bill Maher called you a tw*t and a c*nt, would you think it's hilarious?

What did you do to be punished with two children?

Genetically speaking, if Barry had a son, he could very well look like Chris Matthews. Does that bother you?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 09, 2012 12:04 AM (R5yLq)

200 @182- Me too peaches. Wish she was playing something something besides a head gamer.

Posted by: teej at May 09, 2012 12:04 AM (auda5)

201 Zevon did give us "Lawyers, Guns, and Money", so cut him some slack. His hair was perfect. It's not his fault Kid Rock managed to ruin Warren's pretty good song and Skynyrd's great song at the same time. When it comes time for reinstating the old old ways after civilization collapses, all I ask is that Kid Rock goes first.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 08, 2012 11:51 PM


This. Word.

since you brought up bastardizations of Zevon's work, I should mention that I carry a car antennae from a 1962 Chrysler Imperial with me every where I go, just in case I run in to Dwight Yoakum, so I can whip his ass for what he did to Zevon's Carmelita

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 09, 2012 12:04 AM (JMmQ9)

202 As I said before, average America "gets it". Now, will they go to the polls?

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:04 AM (QGwv0)

203 So you'd prefer her to be back on TV starring in advertisements for diarrhea yogurt?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM

How would you like to be Bruce Jenner and turn on the tv to see your wife doing commercials for Zestra sexual enhancements?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_QUZveM-Xs

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2012 12:05 AM (Y+DPZ)

204 Thanks for the ONT, Andy. Good night, morons everywhere! Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at May 09, 2012 12:05 AM (7yvLv)

205 #askmichelle After you beat up Mothra and all that...did you always have to stomp Tokyo? That's rude.Does stepping on the little folks hurt?

Has Barry said prostate problems are Bush's fault yet? If not, this too will come. #AskMichelle

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:07 AM (QGwv0)

206 good night L Rob

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:07 AM (7FadD)

207 Arhooley, are you talking about Demaio? My dad loves him and never once mentioned that he's gay. Unless you are referring to another candidate? But, I also have much love for Demaio, he's done a hell of a job with this campaign.

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2012 12:07 AM (lJ2es)

208 Arhooley, are you talking about Demaio?

is his first name Cinco?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:09 AM (7FadD)

209 How's James Carville holdng up?

I have this vision of him looking like he just opened up the Ark of the Primary, and the Angels ofKloppnerand Lugar take turns taking dumps on him.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 09, 2012 12:09 AM (YoyeT)

210 Oh, gee, I have this thing called a JOB and I don't
have time to come home and make chow mein noodles, orange chicken and
walnut shrimp from scratch and then clean up the whole fuckin' kitchen .
. . much less shop for the ingredients at stores whose food I will
actually eat (not very many). I'm also against "gay marriage." Bite me.


Posted by: Peaches at May 08, 2012 11:49 PM (lJ2es)

Chinese food is all 1-2 pot meals (3 if you don't make a sauce in advance) and very quickly made outside of the more fancy items. After work, I can get from start of prep to eating in about a 30-40 minutes (quicker if I do fried rice).

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (tw6Ar)

211 I'm still trying to figure out who will be the Angel of PrimaryFuture ... perhaps Elizabeth Warren ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (YoyeT)

212 I believe I am gay.

Comon give into me

Posted by: lick at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (YizIf)

213 It was the Night They Drove Ole Dickie Down


Posted by: The Band at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (Y+DPZ)

214 The convict now has ten counties in WV.

Posted by: Retread at May 09, 2012 12:11 AM (joSBv)

215 203
So you'd prefer her to be back on TV starring in advertisements for diarrhea yogurt?



Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 08, 2012 11:58 PM



Given my druthers, I would take any performance up to "True Lies".

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 09, 2012 12:11 AM (lJJMb)

216 CANT. STOP. LAUGHING
Federal Inmate got 42% of the vote and won 8 counties.

God love ya, WV.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 09, 2012 12:11 AM (DGIjM)

217 Chinese food is all 1-2 pot meals (3 if you don't make a sauce in
advance) and very quickly made outside of the more fancy items. After
work, I can get from start of prep to eating in about a 30-40 minutes
(quicker if I do fried rice).
***
PF Chang's frozen meal takes about 10 minutes. 15 if you count cleanup afterwards. :-p

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2012 12:12 AM (3aXbg)

218 #AskMichelle Of your 27 staff members, are the flying monkeys the hardest ones to keep disciplined?

I'm so going to hell.

Posted by: someone at May 09, 2012 12:12 AM (bqjJT)

219 I doubt #askmichelle will be up much longer.

I was thinking of going on a vacation, anyplace you can recommend under a few million?

is Chewbacca ur real dad?

Has POTUS ever done what he said he was going to do in his private life? Or does he trick family and friends, too?

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 09, 2012 12:12 AM (R5yLq)

220 firstly...TY NC....you made the right vote...

secondly...my FB is blowing up with all of the "OMG I CANT BELIEVE NC VOTED IT DOWN, WAY TO GO REDNECKS" "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? TWO PEOPLE ARENT ALLOWED TO LOVE ONE ANOTHERRRRRRRR"

at least itll only go on for a few hours, then theyll all give "avengers" reviews to each other.

dear gay people= NO, you were NOT born that way, stop fooling yourself already. youre ANGRY and AFRAID of the opposite sex so youve put up a mental "defense mechanism" to deal wiff yo problem.

men= primarily afraid of 'weakness' (including mental-weakness) rejection from the female gives him too much of the willies to deal with. so boom, he avoids it by becoming gay and railing against that which makes him feel squirmy.

womenseses= look for and admire what they consider "qualities" in menses, those qualities can vary with each however. usually when a man fails to uphold these qualities, the angry woman begins to LOATHE the male. especially after the couple have chirren. thats the reason you see so many lesbians with a tribe of kids and no man around...and a permanent scowl on their faces lol

there ya have it gay people, now go cry bout it in a corner and wait for the next vote....fags.

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at May 09, 2012 12:12 AM (1hEqO)

221 The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - The Band


http://tinyurl.com/7bvh5vw


Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2012 12:13 AM (Y+DPZ)

222 It's WV that could just be the 'Kin' vote.
We know Obama loses that demographic anywhere in America.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2012 12:13 AM (HWVrj)

223 This night, I sit here before my Facebook feed for the sole purpose of licking the sweet, sweet schauden-tears of everybody bewailing the passage of Amendment 1 in NC. It is HILARIOUS.

Posted by: Filly at May 09, 2012 12:13 AM (247Qj)

224 Sorry this ill be hit and run,

1.put political signs on yard/porch
2.setup webcam
3.put videos/pictures on internet/neighborhood

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at May 09, 2012 12:14 AM (RfvTE)

225 Shawn Langleyž@Langley_Effect
#AskMichelle do you have any regrets? Besides starting this hashtag?

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:15 AM (QGwv0)

226 No, Wright State University. I like working with energy and forces. Electrical Engineering bores me to tears. I would really like to do what is called Finite Element Analysis -- it's a way cool modeling technique where you model structures as linked springs.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at May 08, 2012 11:55 PM (M0NzJ)


Wright State Wrong School! Oh well at least you didn't go to their branch, The Twig aka UCLA(University of Celina and the Lake Area.)

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2012 12:15 AM (GULKT)

227 After work, I can get from start of prep to eating in about a 30-40 minutes (quicker if I do fried rice).


Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (tw6Ar)

Do you have some recipes?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:15 AM (7FadD)

228 Want to stay, can't stay...see you morons later.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at May 09, 2012 12:17 AM (lJJMb)

229 CANT. STOP. LAUGHING
Federal Inmate got 42% of the vote and won 8 counties.
---------------------------------

You are going to love this then:

Keith Judd, federal prison inmate, has won the right of having a single delegate at the DNC Convention in Charlotte, NC.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 09, 2012 12:18 AM (AzwZn)

230 Good news on the home front, Wolverine called Sissy and they are talking. Hopefully they will patch things up tonight.

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 09, 2012 12:18 AM (R5yLq)

231 Keith Judd, federal prison inmate, has won the right of having a single delegate at the DNC Convention in Charlotte, NC.
Posted by: Sam I Am at May 09, 2012 12:18 AM (AzwZn)

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (DGIjM)

232 After work, I can get from start of prep to eating in about a 30-40 minutes (quicker if I do fried rice).
---------------

I can't cook hungry. It has to be in the fridge all ready to nuke.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (uXyf3)

233 After work, I can get from start of prep to eating in about a 30-40 minutes (quicker if I do fried rice).


Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:10 AM (tw6Ar)
I drink after work. I need something that goes from "I don't keep people food in my house" to my face in less than 5 minutes, with no clean-up other than "toss it in the garbage." But, I admire your perspicacity and your lifestyle choices. That said, Panda Express is actually more fattening than Taco Bell. Both of which are incredibly delicious, lol!

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (lJ2es)

234 #229

Now that is what I call unprecedented!

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (R5yLq)

235 Hola! Haven't read all the comments but I sure hope the #AskMichelle postings somehow get read by FLOTUS... spot on.

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (XtxRN)

236 Maybe best one:
Mikež@mrjc1
#AskMichelle do you like surprises? #WV #DNC #tcot

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:20 AM (QGwv0)

237 Keith Judd, federal prison inmate, has won the right of having a single delegate at the DNC Convention in Charlotte, NC.

Randall Terry has more then that

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2012 12:20 AM (3aXbg)

238
235 Hola! Haven't read all the comments but I sure hope the #AskMichelle postings somehow get read by FLOTUS... spot on.
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 12:19 AM (XtxRN)


I think you could do a Hitler Downfall parody for Michelle's reaction to finding out what happend with the #askmichelle hashtag.

Posted by: buzzion at May 09, 2012 12:21 AM (GULKT)

239 That said, Panda Express is actually more fattening than Taco Bell. Both of which are incredibly delicious, lol!Posted by: Peaches

Panda Express is the only fast food joint that consistently gives me the pukey jukyies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2012 12:22 AM (ebPtk)

240 Joel Barrosž@Joelbarros75
#askmichelle how is the garden doing. Who takes care of it when you go on vacation every other week?

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:23 AM (QGwv0)

241 Maybe Charlie Manson will get on the Democratic ballot in California....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 09, 2012 12:23 AM (V6fqC)

242 Panda Express - that ain't chicken.

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:24 AM (QGwv0)

243 Keith Judd, federal prison inmate, has won the right of having a single delegate at the DNC Convention in Charlotte, NC.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 09, 2012 12:18 AM (AzwZn)
----------------------Who gave the guy the $2500 to file? Who put him up to it? And who's going to auction off that delegate spot?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 12:24 AM (uXyf3)

244 242 Panda Express - that ain't chicken.

Think smaller...with lots of legs...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 09, 2012 12:24 AM (V6fqC)

245 Sorry, can't stop:
2 Funny! RT @Ericatwitts: #AskMichelle so do you Barack have the same taste in men? #tcot #ChicagoBathHouses #Limos”

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:25 AM (QGwv0)

246 Maybe Charlie Manson will get on the Democratic ballot in California....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
--------------------

Except there would be no irony.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 12:25 AM (uXyf3)

247 Think smaller...with lots of legs...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie[/i}

A Mexican parade!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2012 12:25 AM (ebPtk)

248 Panda Express - that ain't chicken.
Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:24 AM
-------------------
...and those aren't pillows!

Posted by: Steve Martin at May 09, 2012 12:26 AM (dKWiU)

249 test end

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2012 12:26 AM (nU/dt)

250 #askmichelle still isn't trending in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. But #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle is

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (QGwv0)

251 Goodnight everyone! Time for us to head to bed

Posted by: Hummingbird at May 09, 2012 12:28 AM (R5yLq)

252 Bright Lights, Big Titties....with Michelle J. Foxxx and Queefer Suckerland

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 09, 2012 12:29 AM (V6fqC)

253 If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if i can breathe same air as Him
his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters

TOO HARSH ? Thats me Holding BACK! They care nothing about the POOR The OLD The SICK

The HUNGRY CHILDREN People striving 4 a Better LIFE !—


I just might have to move to Zurich.

Posted by: Cher at May 09, 2012 12:29 AM (0It32)

254 Bob Bennett, Snarlin Arlen and Lugar join together to form a new outcast law firm --

Bob on my Dick, Specter LLC

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 12:29 AM (ccXZP)

255 #AskMichelle is Mao one of your favorite people too?

What do the kids call Frank Marshall Davis? Grand-dad? Papaw? Grandpa? #AskMichelle @raywatts






#askmichelle, Are black people so poor off in this country that they actually think you are a role model?

#askmichelle can you still fit in your wedding dress? can Barky fit in your wedding dress? Do you wear boots in the west wing? Want some?

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:29 AM (QGwv0)

256 Would you like me to get you a "squatchy" t-shirt?

Posted by: #AskMichelle at May 09, 2012 12:30 AM (YJlvZ)

257 I'm out, guys. Got another trip to the vet with asthma kitty in the morning. Almost 700 bucks in the last 2 months and climbing fast, which would be okay if she were getting better instead of worse. This is making me crazy, I love her and she is the sweetest babylove ever.

God bless us, every one. And especially those fine folks in WVa!!

Posted by: Peaches at May 09, 2012 12:30 AM (lJ2es)

258 #askmichelle still isn't trending in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. But #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle is

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (QGwv0)


A Tale of Two Titties.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 09, 2012 12:30 AM (MwTP4)

259 Oh, shit. OK, Arizona Boycott OFF! North Carolina Boycott ON!!

Posted by: KOSGayCentral at May 09, 2012 12:30 AM (1X/a4)

260 Damn cop gave me a "fix it in 72 hours" ticket for a broken headlight last night. The SOB had the nerve to accuse me of trying to evade him just because I kept driving down side streets nowhere near my house. : p

Posted by: fozzy at May 09, 2012 12:32 AM (FEzSe)

261 For all you Texans...

SUPPORT TED CRUZ!

Posted by: Smug Fuck at May 09, 2012 12:32 AM (19Xnd)

262 Good night all. What a great day for our side.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 09, 2012 12:32 AM (DGIjM)

263 Do you have some recipes?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:15 AM (7FadD)

recipes for what?
my fried rice (and no, it's not correct but it's how I like mine):make white rice the day before, dump it into a container and break it up with a spoon and rice vinegar, let sit out on the counter for a few hours till it hits room temp cover and put it into the fridge.1 half of onion diced2 cloves of garlic smashed and diceda bit of ginger (I dunno, I just eyeball it)2 eggs (more filipino but I don't like doing the raw egg)frozen veggies
soy saucepeanut oil
heat wok to high, drizzle a bit of oil into pan and swoosh it around to coat.toss eggs in and scramble till almost done, put it onto a plate or bowl
wipe wok with towel, put a bit of oil in and swooshtoss in onion, garlic, just before onion is done, throw in the ginger. Once done throw everything into the bowl with the eggs
wipe wok and put a bit more oil in, put in rice and cook with some good doses of soy sauce till your done (taste it till it's hot) then throw everything else back into the wok and place a lid on it. Good to go

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:33 AM (tw6Ar)

264
#askmichelle still isn't trending in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. But #UseTittiesInAMovieTitle is

Posted by: Marybel at May 09, 2012 12:27 AM (QGwv0)




A Fistful Of Titties

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2012 12:33 AM (Rhie+)

265 Just finished making my daughters bday cake.... She's 16 tomorrow.... Sigh.... It goes by so quickly.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 09, 2012 12:34 AM (ZaQvl)

266 yay for formatting

my fried rice (and no, it's not correct but it's how I like mine):

make
white rice the day before, dump it into a container and break it up with
a spoon and rice vinegar, let sit out on the counter for a few hours
till it hits room temp cover and put it into the fridge.

1 half of onion
diced

2 cloves of garlic smashed and diced

a bit of ginger (I dunno, I
just eyeball it)

2 eggs (more filipino but I don't like doing the raw
egg)

frozen veggies

soy sauce

peanut oil

heat wok to high, drizzle a
bit of oil into pan and swoosh it around to coat.toss eggs in and
scramble till almost done, put it onto a plate or bowl


wipe wok with
towel, put a bit of oil in and swoosh

toss in onion, garlic, just before
onion is done, throw in the ginger. Once done throw everything into the
bowl with the eggs


wipe wok and put a bit more oil in, put in rice
and cook with some good doses of soy sauce till your done (taste it till
it's hot) then throw everything else back into the wok and place a lid
on it. Good to go

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:34 AM (tw6Ar)

267 fuck you formatting

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:35 AM (tw6Ar)

268 off sock.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 09, 2012 12:36 AM (1X/a4)

269 Hi Morons and Moronettes!

Cam ampersand Company on Sirius are having a blast with the Judd vs. Obama thing. Heh.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 12:36 AM (I/cLr)

270
(looks again at DVD shelf)

Ice Station Titty

The Titty Who Came In From The Cold

Where Titties Dare

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 09, 2012 12:37 AM (Rhie+)

271 Peaches I'm sorry to hear about asthma kitteh, good night! hope kitteh gets better

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:37 AM (7FadD)

272 good night Shrimps

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:37 AM (7FadD)

273 Just finished making my daughters bday cake.... She's 16 tomorrow.... Sigh.... It goes by so quickly.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 09, 2012 12:34 AM (ZaQvl)

You should have called me first. I'm a creative genius when it comes to cakes. Especially cakes with vulvas.

http://tinyurl.com/bpbq28j

Posted by: Lena Adelsohn Liljeroth at May 09, 2012 12:38 AM (qhHI4)

274 Thanks Dude
do you have a rice maker too?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:39 AM (7FadD)

275 Was Keith Judd's slogan "Vote for the criminal who's paying his debt to society, not the one who's increasing the debt" ?

Posted by: sistrum at May 09, 2012 12:39 AM (AyryN)

276 woof

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 12:39 AM (z9HTb)

277 on HQ Spades of Ace: Formatting Fucks You

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 12:40 AM (2TqDD)

278 My simple, tasty, satisfying staple meal: Fried Hominy.

Take some good, thick bacon. I usually used Hormel Applewood Smoked. Wright is good, too, and so is that fancy uncured bacon they have at Whole Foods. Cook up five or six slices, or as many as you can fit in your best fryin' pan.

Cut up the cooked bacon, and saute one bunch of diced green onions in the bacon drippings.

When the onions are just starting to turn brown, return the bacon to the pan along with a 30-oz can of hominy (drained). Mix it up enough to get the hominy coated with the bacon grease, then cook the mixture for five to ten minutes on High and then ten to fifteen minutes on Medium, stirring frequently the whole time. Let it sit for a few minutes before serving. It's actually even better the next day after sitting in the refrigerator overnight, but I can't wait that long when I make it.

Makes enough to feed two as a full meal. Also makes a fitting side dish for occasions like Thanksgiving, as it's actual Injun food. I got the recipe from the Cherokee Nation's official website at cherokee.org.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 12:40 AM (3yCFy)

279 Keith Judd, federal prison inmate, has won the right of having a single delegate at the DNC Convention in Charlotte, NC.

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 09, 2012 12:18 AM (AzwZn)

----------------------Who gave the guy the $2500 to file? Who put him up to it? And who's going to auction off that delegate spot?

---------------------------------------

You sound like a New York Times editor. :-)

Posted by: Sam I Am at May 09, 2012 12:40 AM (AzwZn)

280 and then what would you prepare with the fried rice?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:40 AM (7FadD)

281 Inevitably, a Twitter account was opened for Judd;

https://twitter.com/#!/KeithJudd4Prez

Keith Judd ‏ @KeithJudd4Prez

Oh hey, guess what my fellow Democrats: I DONT EAT DOG. Just sayin. #peta #juddmentum #WVprimary

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2012 12:41 AM (Y+DPZ)

282 cool, Avernum 4-6 is coming to Steam. Nice to see him make more money on his games, dude deserves it

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:42 AM (tw6Ar)

283 Shoot, my hubby (as always) phrases it better:

Keith Judd: "I'm Paying My Debt, Not Increasing Yours"

Posted by: sistrum at May 09, 2012 12:43 AM (AyryN)

284 From ask Michelle:
Who dresses you? Seriously. #AskMichelle

Posted by: YIKES! at May 09, 2012 12:44 AM (Klb0T)

285 Sarahtonin ‏ @Sarahtonin0

Soap and Change!

#juddmania #juddmentum

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2012 12:44 AM (Y+DPZ)

286 This ONT brought to you by: Suction



That's what I said.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 09, 2012 12:46 AM (2jQGY)

287 Dude, also, what kind of onion do you use for your fried rice?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:46 AM (7FadD)

288 Loved Mr. Rogers. Love him even more now.

Posted by: baldilocks at May 09, 2012 12:46 AM (6kWFm)

289 David Burge ‏ @iowahawkblog

"Inmate 11593-051" would be a good Johnny Cash song.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2012 12:46 AM (Y+DPZ)

290 yeah, I've got a rice maker because I'm too lazy to watch the stove

as for recipes to go with fried rice, orange chicken or bourbon chicken

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:47 AM (tw6Ar)

291 Dude, also, what kind of onion do you use for your fried rice?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:46 AM (7FadD)

depends really on what you're making with it but I stick with vidalia or shallots

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:48 AM (tw6Ar)

292 "Oh, shit. OK, Arizona Boycott OFF! North Carolina Boycott ON!!"


Lets see state leftards will have to boycott:


Arizona- Immigration


North Carolina- Gays


South Carolina- Confederate flag


Florida- Trayvon


Texas- Executions


Alaska- Sarah Palin


Hell, any state that doesn't vote reliably Democrat.

Posted by: cm9000 at May 09, 2012 12:48 AM (MwTP4)

293 Baldilocks, entry #2 in this article has another sad but funny story involving Mr. Rogers...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/34s4cbk

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 12:50 AM (3yCFy)

294 See you all again in a couple of hours.


Posted by: Robert at May 08, 2012 11:45 PM (F79HU)

Uh, or one hour.
Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 12:51 AM (4ixH5)

295 Keith Judd ‏ @KeithJudd4Prez

Damn. The pigs are calling for lights out. Good night everybody, and thanks again, West Virginia. Onward to Victory! #juddmentum #WVprimary

Posted by: kbdabear at May 09, 2012 12:53 AM (Y+DPZ)

296 Just saw a picture of Keith Judd...can't tell if he's got an uber-mullet or history teacher ponytail, but if Obama put him on the ticket, he'd get the road worker vote.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 09, 2012 12:53 AM (V6fqC)

297
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 09, 2012 12:53 AM (V6fqC)

that is one epic ass mullet

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 12:54 AM (tw6Ar)

298 what kind of wok do you have? is it stainless steel?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:54 AM (7FadD)

299 SUPPORT TED CRUZ!


Posted by: Smug Fuck at May 09, 2012 12:32 AM (19Xnd)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 12:55 AM (4ixH5)

300 Hey, anybody seen Ian S. around here? Got a question to axe him.

Welcome back Roberto!

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 12:56 AM (I/cLr)

301 this fucking calculation isn't going to finish in time. grr.


Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:57 AM (7FadD)

302 From Andrew Kaczynsci on Twitter: "Keith Judd going to take a higher percentage of the vote than Dick Lugar. So there's that."

HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 09, 2012 12:57 AM (1X/a4)

303 oh yeah, hi Robert

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:57 AM (7FadD)

304 hi DC

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:57 AM (7FadD)

305 #AskMichelle Have you seen Bo lately?

Posted by: YIKES! at May 09, 2012 12:57 AM (Klb0T)

306 Must be a slow night for election returns if I come here and see mostly recipes...

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 12:58 AM (1mfrI)

307 hi navybrat! how is your weight loss coming?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:00 AM (7FadD)

308 what kind of wok do you have? is it stainless steel?


Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 12:54 AM (7FadD)

Ive got a electric that I don't use and this cheap-o (which is great after seasoning it)
http://tinyurl.com/d59udr5

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 01:00 AM (tw6Ar)

309 Hey, Kids

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:00 AM (ufJKx)

310 navybrat most of the election return stuff was in CAC's thread earlier, now it's just random ONT fluff

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:00 AM (7FadD)

311 Is it too soon for "#11593-051 2012" bumper stickers?

Maybe a show of bipartisanship?

"Romney/#11593-051"


Posted by: JEM at May 09, 2012 01:01 AM (o+SC1)

312 Oh, shit. OK, Arizona Boycott OFF! North Carolina Boycott ON!!

Posted by: KOSGayCentral
-----------------

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: zombie Prop 8 at May 09, 2012 01:01 AM (uXyf3)

313 JC, DC, Jefe, how ya'll doin' tonight?

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:01 AM (4ixH5)

314 hi jc
hope you are keeping the bears at bay tonight

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:02 AM (7FadD)

315 urgh, seasoning a wok
I guess that is a challenge for a later time

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:04 AM (7FadD)

316 @307 I am down from 10 years ago by 2 stone, so I'll take it.

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:04 AM (1mfrI)

317 You sound like a New York Times editor. :-)


Posted by: Sam I Am
------------------

Hah, except I want to publish the answers, not seal them in a vault.

I mean really, I wanna shake the hand of the honorable citizen who spotted this guy $2500 and got him on the ballot! And Rush would be the perfect guy to raffle or auction off his delegate spot.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 01:04 AM (uXyf3)

318 Jc, chemjeff, what's up?

More cooking tips tonight? I'm in. Maybe some damn tasty jamaician jerk ampersand lime wings, plus some bison ampersand turkey tacos.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:04 AM (I/cLr)

319 Oh god, as a former Perry fan I'm a so very sick to admit..I have Romney fever. In a big big way. Totally not gay, just a huge straight man crush.

Posted by: Max Power at May 09, 2012 01:05 AM (+wxCD)

320 Maybe should have been "made" but I guess it works that way too. Spellcheck is for the weak.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:06 AM (I/cLr)

321 Oooh, I've been having fun with the #AskMichelle hashtag today (as @RightWinginIt)...

Posted by: Average Guy at May 09, 2012 01:06 AM (9Kthn)

322 Oh, shit. OK, Arizona Boycott OFF! North Carolina Boycott ON!!

Posted by: KOSGayCentral
--------------------

By the way, the satire writes itself. They are having this exact discussion on Kos.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 01:06 AM (uXyf3)

323 So much good stuff in #AskMichelle

Anyone see the Crying Game picture?

http://t.co/rTSMMdXQ

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2012 01:07 AM (FcR7P)

324 I need some Romney fever.
I am having trouble getting behind the guy that lost to the guy that lost the guy...

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:07 AM (1mfrI)

325 guess that is a challenge for a later time


Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:04 AM (7FadD)

takes about 20 minutes to season a pan

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 01:08 AM (tw6Ar)

326 That #askmichelle thing is a laugh riot. Lotta Moron quality snark, some of it from actual Morons.

The stray lib with a serious "why are you so perfect?" question just adds some hardness to the schaden-boner.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:10 AM (I/cLr)

327 324
I need some Romney fever.
I am having trouble getting behind the guy that lost to the guy that lost the guy...


Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:07 AM (1mfrI)

===
I am not sure I can help you there. I am just trying to avoid having the Obuttsux crowd get behind me.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:10 AM (ufJKx)

328 Don't get me wrong, I will cast for Romney.
But, I am thinking that the Regret Column will be huge in the following years...

Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:11 AM (1mfrI)

329 Which poster do we send to Keith Judd, Rita Hayworth or Raquel Welch?

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at May 09, 2012 01:13 AM (Y+DPZ)

330 Robert, I need a link to MSG's 'Gimme Your Love'. Any help?

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:13 AM (4qU0l)

331 328
Don't get me wrong, I will cast for Romney.
But, I am thinking that the Regret Column will be huge in the following years...


Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:11 AM (1mfrI)

==
Looks to me like a choice between Preznit Fuckup and Preznit Wants-to-Fuck-Me-UP. Not a great choice, but an easy one.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:14 AM (ufJKx)

332 Here's a cute story.

Judge rules that homeowner can keep pot bellied pig, doesn't violate homeowner's association rules on pets.

http://tinyurl.com/8yvg7bs

Every time I read something about homeowner's associations I wonder what benefit they are. Seems all they do is get up people's asses for dumb shit. Can't keep a little piggy as a housepet? Really? Fascists.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:14 AM (4ixH5)

333 Any help?

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:13 AM (4qU0l)

I'm work blocked but...hold on...

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:15 AM (4ixH5)

334 That #askmichelle thing is a laugh riot. Lotta Moron quality snark, some of it from actual Morons.


Can't remember what it was, but there was one from @theH2 that I couldn't believe hadn't been deleted.

Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 01:15 AM (z9HTb)

335 333, been looking. Had the cassette years ago.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:15 AM (4qU0l)

336 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ilZvSQL7gc

Is that it? It's Google's top result anyway.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:16 AM (4ixH5)

337 Is #AskMichelle live? Every time I refresh I get "If public school is so great...", etc. Then 20 'new' tweets pop up, then 22, then two, then 1.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2012 01:17 AM (FcR7P)

338 navybrat, you lost 2 stone? wow - congrats

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:18 AM (7FadD)

339 Posted by: fluffy at May 09, 2012 01:15 AM

Asked Michelle to be a BBF model....yeah, as soon as whoever does Marie's tweets figures that one out, it'll be shit-canned.

Someone with interweb skills, screenshot please?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:18 AM (I/cLr)

340 well, gotta get up early tomorrow, good night.

Dude, thanx for the wok tips

have a great evening

Posted by: chemjeff at May 09, 2012 01:19 AM (7FadD)

341 Good night, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:20 AM (4ixH5)

342 Wow, I just ran across a picture of the man that made Obama work for the primary victory in WV:

http://votesmart.org/candidate/biography/15574

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2012 01:20 AM (3aXbg)

343 Every time I read something about homeowner's associations I wonder what benefit they are. Seems all they do is get up people's asses for dumb shit.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:14 AM (4ixH5)


It's like *real* Communism, but with a better standard of living. Temporarily.

Actually I think that's where dumb upper-class Libs get the idea. "It works in *my* strictly-controlled upper-class lily-white neighborhood!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 01:20 AM (bxiXv)

344 Night, chemjeff!

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:20 AM (I/cLr)

345 100% of WI precincts in. Walker still has more votes than Falk and Barrett combined. Make the unions waste their money on Depends for a month if nothing else.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 01:21 AM (uXyf3)

346 Night, CJ

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (ufJKx)

347 chemjeff, cooking rice is just slightly more complicated than boiling water. You dont need a 'rice cooker'. As a chemist myself, I too once thought that cooking was difficult. Then one day I said "now just wait a damn minute! Cooking IS chemistry."

To make rice, use a suitably sized non-stick pot with lid. Add one cup of dry rice, two cups of water, a pat or two of butter, and a little salt if you so desire (I don't). Bring to a boil on high heat, stirring occasionally. Pop the lid on, drop the heat to very low, and let it sit for 22-25 minutes.

All done.So simple a caveman..........

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (ccXZP)

348 336, yep, that's it. You rock, but I knew that. Recall that Russkie group with 'Bang'? Lost that CD to my future ex sister-in-law. ARGH.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (4qU0l)

349 #319: That's understandable. I had really strong doubts about Romney until he effectively wrapped up the nomination and "Obama eats dogs" became a thing. Now I see he'll fight Obama as hard and as cleverly as he fought Perry.

His comment today about Obama's need to invent cartoon characters who benefit from Obamanomics was great. More of this, please, Mitt.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 01:24 AM (3yCFy)

350 Wow, I just ran across a picture of the man that made Obama work for the primary victory in WV:

http://votesmart.org/candidate/biography/15574


Posted by: 18-1
---------------
He's a white guy with Religion:
Rastafarian-Christian.

I think this guy and Obama went through a blender somewhere along the line and got poured out all chunky into two different glasses.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 09, 2012 01:24 AM (uXyf3)

351
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 01:20 AM (bxiXv)

Heh.
Can't fly no flags, can't have no "weird" pets (I'd introduce them to my kitteh), no basketball poles, nothing that ruins the idyllic nature of the commune.
All will conform.
All will be as one.
All will obey.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

352 HOAs grrrr. The current one I have is good, the old one was full of liberal busybodies. At least once a week I got a nasty letter or a visit from some wannabe Brownshirt to tell me I violated section 4.1.32 para 2 sub para B of the HOA regs.

Had enough one day and told the little shit if he bothered me about my garbage cans one more time, he was going into one or more of them.

End of problem, and further confirmation for my theory that violence solves everything.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:24 AM (I/cLr)

353
Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (4qU0l)

You're gonna make me blush.
Everything is pretty much on YouTube. Very few things I can't find there.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:26 AM (4ixH5)

354 Recall that Russkie group with 'Bang'?

You're thinking of "Gorky Park".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 09, 2012 01:28 AM (xKC/c)

355 Very few things I can't find there.

Challenge accepted. Way outside your normal genre, but "Photo Finish" by Chris LeDoux. I know it exists, cause I had it on CD years ago, can't find it now.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:29 AM (I/cLr)

356 354, yes, another one-hitter. Good tune tho.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:29 AM (4qU0l)

357 End of problem, and further confirmation for my theory that violence solves everything.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:24 AM (I/cLr)

Quivering from the sight of alpha maleness, the busy body went home and spent three hours rubbing one out.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:29 AM (4ixH5)

358
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 01:23 AM (ccXZP)

yep though I use a closer ratio as doubling makes it too mushy for me (cup of water for every 3/4 cup of rice)

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 01:29 AM (tw6Ar)

359 #350: Rastafarianism is actually one of the saddest religions on the planet. Live a good life, make the world a better place, and when you die you go to...

Ethiopia.

Nothing against Ethiopian people. I've met a few Ethiopian immigrants, and they've all been awesome people. But there's a lot of very good reasons the cool Ethiopians I've met were here and not in Ethiopia.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 01:30 AM (3yCFy)

360 I don't know why but I feel in such a good mood.

I feel cheerful and I can't explain it. It has nothing to do with the primary results.

I think I've gone manic!

Posted by: Robert feels the sudden urge to get moderately priced hookers for everyone at May 09, 2012 01:31 AM (4ixH5)

361 353, it's Six Minutes to Midnight. Someone needs to send The Beast with Wrath to Make em Run To The Hills, and I think we should send The Trooper!

Heh

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:32 AM (4qU0l)

362 :/ can't make up my mind if I want to buy Alan Wake on the pc. I've already beat it on the 360

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 01:34 AM (tw6Ar)

363 @360 - MSG will do that to you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 09, 2012 01:35 AM (xKC/c)

364 Windows is loading the shit outa some huge update. Been a while since that happened. Hope it doesn't make shit even slower.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:36 AM (ufJKx)

365 Another glass of vino, or be responsible? Hmmm.

I'll have a glass of vino while I think it over. Don't wanna rush these sorts of decisions.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:37 AM (I/cLr)

366 Posted by: Robert feels the sudden urge to get moderately priced hookers for everyone at May 09, 2012 01:31 AM (4ixH5)

Y'know the saying, "you get what you pay for"? -- with moderately priced hookers, you get what you didn't pay enough to avoid.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2012 01:43 AM (kaalw)

367 oy, that twitter pic of the Mooch deserves another outing here:

http://tinyurl.com/6m3mgq7

Visual evidence that Barky ain't the one toting the balls in the WH.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 01:43 AM (ccXZP)

368 #365: I'm fond of saying that a little moderation goes a long way.

For example, eleven glasses is better than twelve. And also better than one.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 01:44 AM (3yCFy)

369 Gnu, looks like its been shut down "rate limit exceeded" whatever that means.

Howdy, cooth!

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:45 AM (I/cLr)

370 The one absolute rule of hookers: If she has a full set of teeth, she's a cop.

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 01:46 AM (3yCFy)

371 Howdy, DC, howzit hangin' in Towson?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2012 01:46 AM (kaalw)

372 369 looks like its been shut down "rate limit exceeded"

I opened a fresh tab and used the tinyurl; the image popped right up for me.

If toby was here, I'm sure he'd say "THE BALLS On That Girl". or something real similar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 09, 2012 01:49 AM (ccXZP)

373 I was going to get all excited about the hookers offer, and the Gnu had to post that pic...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 01:53 AM (bxiXv)

374 Good, had the local spring fest here this past weekend, took the Princess, walked around for a bit. Good times. You?

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:53 AM (I/cLr)

375 Posted by: Gern Blandsden at May 09, 2012 01:32 AM (4qU0l)

Oh God...now I've got this insane urge to blast Seventh Son.


ARGH!

Posted by: Robert's insatiable appetites will thus go unsated at May 09, 2012 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

376 331
328

Don't get me wrong, I will cast for Romney.
But, I am thinking that the Regret Column will be huge in the following years...




Posted by: navybrat at May 09, 2012 01:11 AM (1mfrI)

==
Looks to me like a choice between Preznit Fuckup and Preznit Wants-to-Fuck-Me-UP. Not a great choice, but an easy one.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 01:14 AM (ufJKx)

***************I keep thinking of Aesop's fable of the Frogs Who Desired a King. May well be that Romney would be as useless as King Log (certainly he's as stiff), but better that than ending up with King Snake ("tougher" - except he's the one who'll be eating YOU).

Posted by: sistrum at May 09, 2012 01:53 AM (AyryN)

377 with moderately priced hookers, you get what you didn't pay enough to avoid.


Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2012 01:43 AM (kaalw)

Sudden bastard child syndrome?
Finish it off with a falcon punch to play it safe.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

378
The one absolute rule of hookers: If she has a full set of teeth, she's a cop.


Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 01:46 AM (3yCFy)

You are most wise, sir.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:57 AM (4ixH5)

379 I'll have a glass of vino while I think it over. Don't wanna rush these sorts of decisions.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 01:37 AM (I/cLr)

Listen to some music while you consider it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWmqfyE4M6o

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)

380 Robert, says couldn't load movie. Never had that happen before.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 02:00 AM (I/cLr)

381 Just finished making my daughters bday cake.... She's 16 tomorrow.... Sigh.... It goes by so quickly.....phoenixgirl


My oldest daughter turns 29 tomorrow (today I guess). We just made her cake; the Betther than Sex receipe. Can't wait. Yea for May 9 BDs!

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 02:07 AM (XtxRN)

382 Hi zeera! Bye zeera!

Night jc, cooth, Robert, Mero, gnu, GT, lurkers, jerkers and malcontents!

See y'all tomorrow. Maybe.

Posted by: DC in Towson, bleeding heart piece of shit at May 09, 2012 02:10 AM (I/cLr)

383 So Mitt sent me an email about giving him $3 to get in a lottery to eat lunch together. Something tells me he would never recover from a lunch time conversation with me.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:13 AM (ufJKx)

384 #381: 29-year-old daughter, huh? Is she single? How would you feel about her dating a guy who's proud to call himself a Moron?

I'm asking for, uh, purely scientific reasons, of course.

Seriously, though... Happy birthday to her, Zeera!!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 02:14 AM (3yCFy)

385 Good night, DC!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 02:14 AM (3yCFy)

386 It's not going so well for Team Douchebag over on #AskMichelle

Yep, I been laying it on thick over there under my handle "if it bleeds, kill it". No mercy when these dirt-eaters are down even the least little bit. None. You read my comments, well I've been more vicious than snarky. Pretty rude, too.

prolly got my own satellite by now...

Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:16 AM (zxaA2)

387 Found a blog that seemed like "good people" and thought Id share a link if Ace will let me:
http://odatat.blogspot.com No, this isnt me or anyone I knows blog, I just happened on it while searching for some info. Mods can delete if they have any trouble with it

Posted by: The Drizzle at May 09, 2012 02:19 AM (ysCLj)

388 Don't run away, Zeera... I was kidding... kind of...



In fact, I'm going to bed now. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Genetic Tunder at May 09, 2012 02:20 AM (3yCFy)

389 Ya know, there is something truly interesting in a "may you live in interesting times" kinda way about every time I refresh Mr. Rodgers gives me a double FU.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:21 AM (ufJKx)

390
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:13 AM (ufJKx)

first question
"Why do you suck so fucking much?"

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 02:22 AM (tw6Ar)

391 Genetic Tunder.
Well, she's engaged to a former-Marine so while technically still single, I don't think any kind of introduction would end well for you. I'll pass along your best wishes tho, thanks!
May BDs; six days after her, it's my youngest son's, six days later, it's mine. We get all caked out before Memorial Day at my house with three BDs in twelve days.

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 02:24 AM (XtxRN)

392 In to the doc this afternoon -- evidently, I pulled something in my "xiphoid process" [really!] trying to avoid dropping a box on my head, and it should resolve itself within a couple of days with rest, heat, and OTC anti-inflammatory medication. *Bonus difficulty:* there's nothing you can do or avoid (including breathing) that is guaranteed to involve or rest your xiphoid process.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 09, 2012 02:25 AM (kaalw)

393 135
And tasty! I can gain 5 pounds in one night by
spending less than 7 dollars t the Panda Express. Don't sneer, you snob,
that shit is delicious.

***********

Delicious is delicious.

Chinese is Chinese.

Chinese delicious is a whole different thing.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 09, 2012 02:26 AM (qPCyi)

394 So, Walker got more votes than both Barret and Falk combined when Walker was running unopposed giving Republicans no reason to turn out except to vote for Falk just to cause trouble which would boost the combined vote total for Barret and Falk.

snicker

Posted by: davidt at May 09, 2012 02:28 AM (ULGz+)

395 I can't agree that gays are "angry and afraid" of the opposite sex.

At least not male gays.

Have you ever met or heard of a dumb male homosexual?

How many male homosexuals have been extraordinarily talented? Lots, throughout history.

As for lesbians, that observation about male gays does not apply.

Sure, some lesbians are bright, but for each there's a counterpoint as dumb as a stump.

Like Rosie. Derrrr....

(But not Ellen).


Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 09, 2012 02:32 AM (qPCyi)

396 snicker indeed. Poor Wisconsin Commies.

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 02:33 AM (2TqDD)

397 Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:16 AM (zxaA2)

Your tweets are hilarious!! I love them! Especially the NBA ones.

Posted by: Stacy at May 09, 2012 02:33 AM (+F64g)

398 I'm proud to say I have capped off my night of shadenboner with making about a third of the later rude remarks over @askmichelle. I feel better about the old war horse already. Might send a bag of feed to the WH for her.

Nah. B*tch can much on weeds. Not slack. None. back at it tomorrow night.

Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:33 AM (zxaA2)

399 heh twitch.tv shit the bed

Posted by: The Dude at May 09, 2012 02:34 AM (tw6Ar)

400 Opened too many links from Insty.

When he's got guest bloggers there's always too many links.

Gonna be doin' a lot of readin'.

I missed DC and GT leave?

Durn!

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:37 AM (4ixH5)

401 I never knew how much you could get done in one evening on Twitter. Now, as a right wing shiite flinger, I do. I'm not bad at the diatribes.

I have my calling in life...snark.

Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:37 AM (zxaA2)

402 Something tells me he would never recover from a lunch time conversation with me.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:13 AM (ufJKx)

I was told there would be no math at this simple luncheon photo op.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 09, 2012 02:38 AM (4ixH5)

403 night you morons you. work in 3 hours.


*OUCH*

Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:39 AM (zxaA2)

404 Good night, Sandman.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:40 AM (4ixH5)

405 402
Something tells me he would never recover from a lunch time conversation with me.




Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:13 AM (ufJKx)

I was told there would be no math at this simple luncheon photo op.


Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 09, 2012 02:38 AM (4ixH5)

===
I was told you can handle math.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:41 AM (ufJKx)

406 Wisconsin Commies. They were feelin' it, were on top of the world during the sit-ins, flee-baggin, MSNBC live casts back in the day. Now the little people outside of Madison have spoken, the Supreme court election, the previous recalls, now this. Walker's looking pretty good, coming outon top, the union money was spent in vain. Liberal tears, so sweet. I love it
.

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 02:41 AM (XtxRN)

407 Jim Sonweed -- Once my hubby was remarking to a gay acquaintance about a male in-home healthcare person who was (temporarily, thankfully) assigned to my mother: "I didn't know there were any dumb gay guys." Acquaintance quickly countered "Oh, there's tons of them!" So in him there's a witness Who Should Know that counters your observation.

Posted by: sistrum at May 09, 2012 02:42 AM (AyryN)

408 323
So much good stuff in #AskMichelle



Anyone see the Crying Game picture?

*********************

LOLZ!

To think that Barky has to bend over and accept a strap-on.

Too rich.

And too predictable. Makes sense of everything.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 09, 2012 02:44 AM (qPCyi)

409 403
night you morons you. work in 3 hours.


*OUCH*


Posted by: enter sandman, sometime commenter, fulltime troublemaker at May 09, 2012 02:39 AM (zxaA2)

===
gotta admire the dedication of someone that stays up all night on a school night to kick the shit outa the slavers.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:45 AM (ufJKx)

410
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 02:41 AM (XtxRN)

Don't count your chickens yet, this was just the primary. The actual recall isn't for another month.
The results were most excellent, but a lot can happen between now and then.
Hold on to your butts.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)

411 Hold on to your butts.


Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)

==
and your ifs and your ands

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:51 AM (ufJKx)

412 Squatch, anyone?

http://tinyurl.com/6pmmazv

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:51 AM (4ixH5)

413 Dammit, you know the worst part about dieting?

Feeling peckish.

I feel peckish.

I need to peck at something.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:53 AM (4ixH5)

414 and your ifs and your ands


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:51 AM (ufJKx)

Heheh.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

415 Watching Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. I shoulda had a chance to make Rachel Ward's breasts go outa whack and then adjust them. Wash, rinse, repeat. In whack, outa whack, in whack, outa whack, in whack, whack, whack, outa whack, whack whack whack!!!!

I don't even know what whack is, but dammit I am a determined learner.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:59 AM (ufJKx)

416 I don't know if this has been discussed here but that old saying about not worrying about the voters IF your peeps COUNT the votes -Barky quietly awarded the contract to count the electronic votes so a Soro's controlled Spanish company AND his mostly successful effort to install commie-aligned Secretary of State candidates around the country in the last few years makes me worry about the fix being in. Am I being paranoid?

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 03:00 AM (XtxRN)

417 Am I being paranoid?

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 03:00 AM (XtxRN)

==
Nope.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:04 AM (ufJKx)

418 I'm going to lunch. Hold the fort down Morons.

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 03:05 AM (2TqDD)

419 Am I being paranoid?

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 03:00 AM (XtxRN)

Don't worry, you can always trust us.

Posted by: The Man at May 09, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

420
Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:59 AM (ufJKx)

Whack on, whack...off?

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

421 http://tinyurl.com/72gpft8

Why is it right-leaning chicks are so damn good lookin'?

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:10 AM (4ixH5)

422 http://tinyurl.com/39o93kt

This is pretty neat.

East Germany just after the wall came down and tehn ten years later.

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:13 AM (4ixH5)

423 Fort Downmorons. An outpost on the Ewok River in the Upper Fappalachians.

Fort Downmorons has a long history dating back to the pre-moccasin days of the 1/32nd tribe of East Fappalachia. The 1/32nd's were a fierce group that often took slaves and tortured them with hour upon hour of droning endless bullshit. Originally, the 1/32nds called Fort Downmorons: ProgBullshit.

During the first revolution of the Rightthinkers, ProgBullshit was overrun after a long siege and renamed Fort Downmorons. Turd Trebuchets and Poop-a-pults were the earliest siege weapons used in the region. Later, a steady rain of skinned hobo carcasses were flung over the walls at the 1/32nds.

After the first fall of Fort Downmorons, all the walu-rite wodka in the region was consumed so that the over-running hordes could generate enough piss to complete shame the 1/32nds. To the great dismay of the hordes, it was discovered that 1/32nds are completely oblivious to shame.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)

424 420


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 02:59 AM (ufJKx)

Whack on, whack...off?


Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

===
My hearing ain't so good, were those commercials for the clapper or the slapper?

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:18 AM (ufJKx)

425 http://tinyurl.com/d34crjo

*Bites lip*

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)

426 425
http://tinyurl.com/d34crjo

*Bites lip*


Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)

===
And here I was hoping that the link had something to do with Rachel Ward adjusting my willy. Damn.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:30 AM (ufJKx)

427 http://tinyurl.com/7ebv5nb

Rachel Ward will see you now, JC.

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:31 AM (4ixH5)

428
* work block off *

http://tinyurl.com/7mgvksa

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:33 AM (ufJKx)

429 That's really funny.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:34 AM (ufJKx)

430 If you're looking for uncompromised Rachel Ward, dig up a gem called Night School.

Posted by: epobirs at May 09, 2012 03:35 AM (kcfmt)

431 430
If you're looking for uncompromised Rachel Ward, dig up a gem called Night School.



Posted by: epobirs at May 09, 2012 03:35 AM (kcfmt)

==
I have seen the red paint scene. Is there more to know?

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:38 AM (ufJKx)

432 http://tinyurl.com/7gk6qqy

What have we here?

No, no, this can't be right.

Lovely thought, but I think those idiot kids that show up at all the Ron Paul rallies would eventually wise up to the fact that, foreign policy aside, Paul is well to the right of Romney. He's a paleo-conservative/libertarian-ish guy. Mr. Welfare State he aint.

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:41 AM (4ixH5)

433 That's really funny.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:34 AM (ufJKx)

Oh, do I AMUSE you?

Posted by: Joe Pesci at May 09, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

434 I'll stop there, I haven't actually ever seen Goodfellas.

*He meekly admitted*

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

435 http://tinyurl.com/87fuzss

*Heart*

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)

436 Mr. Welfare State he aint.

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:41 AM (4ixH5)

===
One issue voters -- legal drugs.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:46 AM (ufJKx)

437 Hi ..can't sleep.
I was wondering if I can share the lastest May updates from the CLA (christian law association)? I just received the latest conservative battle updates around the country. Our society has come to a place where it is acceptable to promote any secular or alternative religious message. as long as the name Jesus Christ is absent. Mind if update you?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 03:50 AM (lkdo/)

438 434
I'll stop there, I haven't actually ever seen Goodfellas.

*He meekly admitted*


Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

==
you and I posted the same photo two minutes apart. I wasn't sure it would get past your work block. After I posted it (and Fred Rodgers flipped me off again) I came back to find your post of exactly the same thing.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:50 AM (ufJKx)

439 Sorry, the current subject is Rachel Ward adjusting my willy.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:52 AM (ufJKx)

440 http://tinyurl.com/76r59tj

Is it wrong for me to say I have this huge mancrush on Thomas Sowell?

"The 14th Amendment? What is the Constitution or the laws when it comes
to ideological soul mates, especially young soul mates who remind the
aging 1960s radicals of their youth?"

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

441 #1 The progressive opposition is dedicated and willing to do anything at their disposal to get ahead.

-Please stand with Florida christian schools that are being closely scrutinized because of their adherence to biblical standards. CLA attorneys are working to protect religious freedom

-Please pray for a local church in Ohio that has legal questions helping needy families. The state is putting pressure on this small local church to give more to the state.

-Chrisitan Churches in California, North Carolina, West Virginia, Florida, California, and Indiana are facing local officials who disapprove of the bible. Pray for the christian attorneys who are trying to advise these churches.

-A chuch in Michigan is being probed by the state for handing out bible tracts.

-Pray for a student in virgina who was told that he couldnot give bible tracts to other christian students. Pray that CLA attorneys can resolve this issue quickly. The local public school system is doing everything they can to stop this.The local public school leaders are afraid the tracts may offend those who embrace relative morality and/or alternative lifestyles.

Any prayer is appreciated.

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 04:00 AM (lkdo/)

442 One issue voters -- legal drugs.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:46 AM (ufJKx)

Here's how I see it. Of Obama's 52%, most of them voted for him because everyone assumed the black guy would legalize. (Hell, I thought that would be the one thing his clusterfucking administration would get right...pppfffffttttt!!!!!) A sizeable minority of white dimwits voted for him because voting for First Black President made them feel good (do we need to address the black vote in that regard?). The rest were just dumbfucks who thought, "Well, he seems like a nice guy/has a nice smile/wore a tie like what I have/mommy and daddy didn't love me enough as a child" yada yada yada.

Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

443 Sorry, the current subject is Rachel Ward adjusting my willy.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:52 AM (ufJKx)

I feel your pain.

Posted by: Slick Willy at May 09, 2012 04:02 AM (4ixH5)

444 The Christian Law association provides free assistance for those facing difficulties for their biblical faith.
www.christianlaw.org

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 04:03 AM (lkdo/)

445 (and Fred Rodgers flipped me off again)


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 03:50 AM (ufJKx)

Mr. Rodgers is SUCH an asshole!

Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:04 AM (4ixH5)

446 (Hell, I thought that would be the one thing his
clusterfucking administration would get right...pppfffffttttt!!!!!)


Posted by: Robert needs a snack at May 09, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

===
the eternal lesson of all prohibitions is that those that are willing to murder for money will get rich. the eternal lesson of our current system is that money buys our politicians. you can connect the dots ...

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:06 AM (ufJKx)

447 How is everyone tonight? Whats up?

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 04:06 AM (lkdo/)

448 "Mr. Rodgers is SUCH an asshole!"

I know it looks bad. However, Mr. Rogers (RIP) was just counting numbers along with the kids and used his middle fingers to count

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 04:07 AM (lkdo/)

449 And now, for the "nobody is left around movie review" for The Avengers.

Saw it in 3D (basic Real3D, not Imax) because that was the only matinee around here.

One thing I noticed right away was that the opening scene was a bad choice for 3D. People running into the near frame was jarring, not immersing. Secondly, a lot of time the "Real3D" 3D has perspective problems, near-frame objects (like the helicopter in the early chase) looked more small than close. That did not afflict *most* 3D shots, but the could have skipped the crowd and repetetive close-glass shots (like seeing the labeling on a window up close) because they didn't add anything.

*ahem*

The movie has earned it's #1 status. It was "nearly great," or close enough for a Summer blockbuster. Overall good dialogue, I can see where some said it seemed lacking in the middle - to me it seemed less that the dialogue wasn't crisp that there wasn't enough of it. We're used to Whedon packing the dialogue in like a packrat filling a moving truck, but the pacing was more "normal" in this film, so it seemed sparse.

The Climactic Battle was probably one of the most engrossing I've seen. There were a couple of "Okay WTF" moments, but not too bad. They used the 3D really well there and it seemed more subtle (except for flying vehicles), and it really gave you the "being there" feeling during those scenes.

I'm glad they deleted the lecture scenes. There were only a couple of groaners in the film, and a couple of "controversial" things (in context) that didn't even need explaining.

They did a good job giving everyone hero moments, I was worried some characters would be left on the sidelines, and it would have been easier to.

Alexthechick will have a reason to be pissed at Joss, and I have to admit that scene was a little formulaic. Not sure how to do it otherwise (well, I am actually), it seemed a little samey despite good dialogue. Well, samey for a Whedon film.

Despite minor complaints, I *will* be getting it on DVD, and I may drag someone else off to see it in the next couple of weeks. Especially if I can get them to pay for it.

Definite worth-seeing for comic fans, action fans, gamers, bored people, etc.

Also it was a morning show on a Tuesday in a slightly out-of-the-way place so it was almost empty. *SCORE!* There was one kid and I cringed, but they made *no* noise during the movie. Amazing, Seriously, like a 4-year old, dead silent. Magic.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:09 AM (bxiXv)

450 you can connect the dots ...

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:06 AM (ufJKx)


If I learned one thing in all them years of elementary school, I learned how to connect dots.

Here's Obama giving a gentle handjob to Hugo Chavez.

Here's Eric Holder smuggling thousands of assault rifles to Mexican drug cartels.

Here's a pony!

Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)

451 Amazing, Seriously, like a 4-year old, dead silent. Magic.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:09 AM (bxiXv)

Then that child is the bestest child in the whole world.
The kid behind me LOVED the Hulk and let everyone know it.

Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:13 AM (4ixH5)

452 Of course, the Hulk is pretty damned awesome.

Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:16 AM (4ixH5)

453
Here's Obama giving a gentle handjob to Hugo Chavez.



Here's Eric Holder smuggling thousands of assault rifles to Mexican drug cartels.



Here's a pony!

Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)

==
Doubled down as well --
Here's forfeiture of property by accusation alone.

Here's 40 years of pension for punishing people that never did anything to you or anyone else.
Look at the size of the package on that pony.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

454 Then that child is the bestest child in the whole world.
The kid behind me LOVED the Hulk and let everyone know it.
Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:13 AM (4ixH5)


It's sad how well tasers show up in a darkened theater.

The ads were crazy, as in Jesus now I remember why I don't watch TV.

The Prometheus trailer was in 3D. I am dreading it but I'll go. Dreading because IMHO the Aliens franchise has gone almost entirely downhill, and I'm not sure Ridley "Kingdom of Heavan" Scott is going to fix that.

Also not that into horror anyway, and honestly it was always three parts horror to one part science fiction.

The trailer was *visually* impressive, even if they used the music from the Planescape: Torment trailer from the 90s.

Expendables 2 looks expensive. Unless like half those people volunteered.

There were some other movies, but I didn't care about those. There were like 9 trailers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:17 AM (bxiXv)

455 http://tinyurl.com/cn9q9qt

Bachmann is now Swiss, apparently.

Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)

456 Unlike everyone else, I was "meh" on the Hulk and the actor, who at least had two expressions instead of one. He didn't detract from the movie, but I don't think stood out like some people say.

I did not particularly like either Hulk movie, especially the one with the CGI circus dogs.

I liked the end-of-credits twist, it was very Whedon.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:19 AM (bxiXv)

457 Look at the size of the package on that pony.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

If you have an easier way to move large parcels through a South American jungle I'd like to hear it!

Posted by: The UPS Guy at May 09, 2012 04:20 AM (4ixH5)

458 455
http://tinyurl.com/cn9q9qt

Bachmann is now Swiss, apparently.


Posted by: Robert finally had a snack at May 09, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)

===
add mushrooms and a fine bun and I'm going for that patty.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:22 AM (ufJKx)

459
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:17 AM (bxiXv)

Expendables 2 has a trailer? I gotta check it out. LOVED the first one. A good action movie with practical FX and guys beating each other up without the assistance of wires like God intended.

Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:22 AM (4ixH5)

460 I quote from Politico as to why you should not take them seriously:

Bachmann’s office confirmed that the congresswoman had received Swiss citizenship, and attributed the decision to her children.

...

Bachmann’s office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.


O RLY?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:23 AM (bxiXv)

461 Expendables 2 has a trailer? I gotta check it out. LOVED the first one. A good action movie with practical FX and guys beating each other up without the assistance of wires like God intended.
Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:22 AM (4ixH5)


Willis, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Norris, and most of the original cast. The trailer seems to suggest they're sticking with formula, which is good in this case.

I like some wire-fighting, just not Flying Dorkwad, Hidden Loser style. There has to be some *reason* for it in the story, not just "trust us, we can defy gravity." Or just more subtle wire-work, like a lot of the earlier Hong Kong specials (in my collection *ahem*).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:26 AM (bxiXv)

462
O RLY?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:23 AM (bxiXv)

===
printed in the corporate meda - check
probability of being primarily bullshit > 0.99

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:27 AM (ufJKx)

463 Britney Spears pays Kevin Federline 40K per month in child support..lol. Liberals. Federline would be in the underclass if it were not for Britney

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 04:27 AM (lkdo/)

464
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:19 AM (bxiXv)

The first Hulk movie he looked...bland.

The second Hulk looked loads better but in a sort of 90s Dale Keown kind of way.
This Hulk looked a little more Jack Kirby-esque, but with the added touch that they made him resemble the actor.
As for Ruffalo, I like that he was understated. He's new to the role having replaced Ed Norton, hasn't had time to fit in to it, but still managed to sell the character well. It wasn't *his* movie, it was Downey's and Hemsworth's and Evans' and Jackson's and Johansson's movie. Ruffalo was just the "that guy" of the film. It's not that he was blowing my mind with impeccable acting, but that he could do so well with so little.

Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:27 AM (4ixH5)

465 People in Minnesota are weird. They will strait tell you where they come from. Lots of Fins, Polacks, and Germans. More Recently (and puzzling) Somalia and Vietnam.

I'm Texan is what my parents told me. Hadn't needed to look much past that.

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 04:29 AM (2TqDD)

466 The ones from Chicago are the ones you have to look out for tho.

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 04:30 AM (2TqDD)

467 Zakn, I turn control of Fort Downmorons back to you.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:31 AM (ufJKx)

468 (in my collection *ahem*).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:26 AM (bxiXv)

I am now intrigued.

Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)

469 Are you out for the night, JC?

Good night!

Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

470 Need to sleep

Posted by: Lampshade at May 09, 2012 04:36 AM (lkdo/)

471 I am now intrigued.

Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)


I refer to old Kung Fu movies and Hong Kong Blood Opera, on which I grew up. The mother's milk of my film history, if you will.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:40 AM (bxiXv)

472 Hong Kong...blood opera?


Posted by: Robert heads to Bing at May 09, 2012 04:41 AM (4ixH5)

473 AH!

I see now.

I am familiar with some of those types of films, I just didn't realize it constituted a genre.

Posted by: Robert heads to Bing at May 09, 2012 04:45 AM (4ixH5)

474 469
Are you out for the night, JC?

Good night!


Posted by: Robert shall speak no more of snacks at May 09, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

---
Nah, see posts 418 423.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)

475 ampersand, dammit.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:46 AM (ufJKx)

476 not only is the formatting bullshit, but every time I post I get a double FU from a children's TV set.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:47 AM (ufJKx)

477 472 Hong Kong...blood opera?

Posted by: Robert heads to Bing at May 09, 2012 04:41 AM (4ixH5)


A particular subgenre of action movies - like The Killer, A Better Tomorrow, City on fire...

American cinema picked up the style (and John Woo as a director) and produced films like Desperado, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill and Face/Off.

Face/Off was a crappy movie but the cinematography and choreography of the fights was excellent.

Unfortunately a band took the name "Hong Kong Blood Opera" and has completely cluttered up the search engines.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:48 AM (bxiXv)

478 A fact not said aloud very often; Manson never personally killed anyone.

His crime was conspiracy and the only witnesses were the ones who actually did the murders.

This isn't mentioned very often and he's painted as some heinous maniacal killer. He is a maniac but he never laid a hand on anyone.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and all that at May 09, 2012 04:49 AM (CP+yl)

479 not only is the formatting bullshit, but every time I post I get a double FU from a children's TV set.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:47 AM (ufJKx)


He's flipping off the son of the hippy parents who dressed him in a little Che t-shirt. That's not really Mr. Rodgers but is, in fact, StuckOnStupid getting his Breitbart on.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 04:50 AM (4ixH5)

480 Nah, see posts 418 423.


Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)

DOH!

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

481 I am familiar with some of those types of films, I just didn't realize it constituted a genre.
Posted by: Robert heads to Bing at May 09, 2012 04:45 AM (4ixH5)


It tends to get lumped into other categories. Some people started calling it "Blood Opera" a long time ago, it tends toward the melodramatic, and, um, bloody.

Fulltime Killer was also a good example.

Jackie Chan was part of the whole Hong Kong cinema thing for a long time, not so much Blood Opera - he tends to be more lighthearted. And less bloody.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:51 AM (bxiXv)

482
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:48 AM (bxiXv)

Face/Off was great. Haven't seen it in years. All I can remember is John Travolta going all sexual predator in his daughter's bedroom while she's prancing around in her little white panties.

Wonder if it's on bluray yet?

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 04:52 AM (4ixH5)

483
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:51 AM (bxiXv)

Didn't Chan do a movie a couple of years back where he plays a Chinese budding drug lord in Japan?
It was supposed to be a pretty serious movie.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 04:54 AM (4ixH5)

484 Good Evening and Good Night all in the same post ...

and GOOD MORNING, VIC ...

the politeness trifecta as it were ...


Posted by: Adriane at May 09, 2012 04:59 AM (uqZVH)

485 Camera movement, slowmo, angles - classic Woo:

http://youtu.be/CzNZoFi3C1Y

I can;t find the best scene (non-action) from Face/Off on YT.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 04:59 AM (bxiXv)

486 I think this is it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinjuku_Incident

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:01 AM (4ixH5)

487 Good evening, Adriane.

Good night, Adriane.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:02 AM (4ixH5)

488 That flashing object was apparently DuhAdriane.

Shalom, Aloha, Ciao Adriane.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 05:06 AM (ufJKx)

489 Night Kids.

Posted by: jc at May 09, 2012 05:10 AM (ufJKx)

490 Good night, JC.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:10 AM (4ixH5)

491 http://tinyurl.com/728vlxy

Epic.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:27 AM (4ixH5)

492 The moment someone like Stephen King decides to flip the bird to the dead tree press, that's it. Game over, man.

Oh, no, wait. He's too busy sucking Obama's cock to do something so daring.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:28 AM (4ixH5)

493 And I'm totally alone now.

So alone.

So very alone.

*Farts*

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:29 AM (4ixH5)

494 I'm here tonite. Don't smell the place up too bad.

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 05:33 AM (2TqDD)

495 491 http://tinyurl.com/728vlxy

Epic.
Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:27 AM (4ixH5)


Self-publishing is a huge opportunity, but what I've seen so far is mostly pitfall.

Despite being for money, it's kind of like open-source software... some of it is pretty good, but you end up with a lot of mediocre crap or hyper-specialized stuff because nobody can make a living doing it. Also a ton of flash games with ads in them.

People who read fast and don't care what they read will find wonderland, writers kind of get the shaft. Competition improves the breed, unless your competition don't care how much money they lose, in which case serious people get shoved out based on price.

Books aren't cars. Dramatically.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 05:34 AM (bxiXv)

496 Geez Robert, thanks for nuthin. You are NOT alone, but We maybe are...

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 05:39 AM (XtxRN)

497 I gotta go get the line started. Good Morning Vic, Hope you and the Bride are doing well.

Posted by: Zakn at May 09, 2012 05:45 AM (2TqDD)

498 Good night, Zakn!

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:45 AM (4ixH5)

499
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 09, 2012 05:34 AM (bxiXv)

Can write books about cars or screwing in the backs of cars.
Lots of screwing.
Mmmmm...
My mind is wadnering tonight, I think.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:48 AM (4ixH5)

500
Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 05:39 AM (XtxRN)

Still here!
For a few more minutes.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:49 AM (4ixH5)

501 Feelin' the love from Mr. Rodgers.

Posted by: Robert imagining hi-def panties at May 09, 2012 05:57 AM (4ixH5)

502 Still here too. Waiting to say hi to Vic

Posted by: zeera at May 09, 2012 06:01 AM (XtxRN)

503 Now I'm gone.

Good night, Zeera.

Good night, Mero.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at May 09, 2012 06:14 AM (4ixH5)

504 From #AskMichelle: ". . . back when you cooked for Barack, how did he prefer his dog? Medium rare or well done?"

Heh, heh, heh.

I guess it's not that having an "Ask the First Lady" deal on Twitter is a *bad* idea. It's just that these clowns don't realize how unpopular they and their stupid policies are, and so they get a shock when they allow us peasants to say what we really think.

Heh, heh, heh.






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