What Does This Sign Mean?

We needed more people at the May 1st protest. So, I gave mi abuelita a candy bar and a new sweater and told her to hold this sign. Then this jerk came around asking nosy questions.

Oh, you want me to tell you what it means?

It means chinga tu madre, gringo sucio!
Don't you just hate people who come around asking perfectly reasonable questions?

H/T to LacyUnderalls.

Posted by: LauraW. at 03:05 PM



Comments

1
Primero!

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:09 PM (jUytm)

2 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 03:09 PM (NG097)

3 We're just holding the signs Americans don't want to.

Posted by: Protester at May 05, 2012 03:12 PM (ULGz+)

4 The wormhole north of Denver has opened again //http://hint.fm/wind/

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 03:15 PM (NG097)

5 Haters. A quick Google search reveals that the signs are from the California Council on Wildlife Rehabilitators. I'm not sure what that has to do with e-verify.

Alternatively, could be Chesapeake Civil War Re-enactors. I think it's great that they are so diverse.

Posted by: pep at May 05, 2012 03:15 PM (6TB1Z)

6 I'm not so good with accents, but with the track suit and the "sincere" friendliness until it's time to not be friendly, the guy stinks of Eastern Euro intelligence service.

Of course, I have no idea what a Russkie intel guy would be doing masquerading as a Mexican goodnick interpreter, but I also don't pretend to understand all the intricacies of geopolitics.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 05, 2012 03:19 PM (Gc/Qi)

7 I'd like to hand them a sign. .....A sign that says, in English:

"Hi. I'm a Pinata. Hit me with a stick!"

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 03:19 PM (g4NO6)

8 It would be funny to infiltrate bydressing in an official looking tee shirt and handing outsigns that read, "We're idiots!"

Posted by: Meremortal at May 05, 2012 03:22 PM (Usk3+)

9 I'd enjoy walking around in an INS uniform.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 03:23 PM (NG097)

10 Anyone speak enough spanish to figure out what the lady actualy said?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2012 03:23 PM (lZBBB)

11 "I am a meat popsicle."

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 05, 2012 03:23 PM (gxCRt)

12
You think that sign is gonna hold itself?

Posted by: Picket prick at May 05, 2012 03:24 PM (gppu7)

13 Buenos, 'tards

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at May 05, 2012 03:24 PM (WJIEn)

14 Haha, she doesn't know what a sign saying "No to Everify" means because it is in english. Let me translate that on Google.

"No a la everify". Yep its the "to" thats causing all of the confusion.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:25 PM (UpwlP)

15 Happy cinco de quatro, everyone!

Our flag (USA, that is) is proudly on display today. lol.


Posted by: Generic at May 05, 2012 03:25 PM (szPD/)

16 Hers your sign.....

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy, old joke whch is somehow scarily appropriate at May 05, 2012 03:25 PM (lZBBB)

17 HERES your sign...

(doh... maybe I need a sign... LOL)

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy, old joke whch is somehow scarily appropriate at May 05, 2012 03:26 PM (lZBBB)

18 I need to find me some people who will hold up signs that they can't read. As a matter of fact - THAT they can't read it is mandatory to my idea.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:27 PM (UpwlP)

19 Astroturfers bussed in by Unite Here. Oh no, they're not getting paid, no sirree....

Posted by: Generic at May 05, 2012 03:29 PM (szPD/)

20 17
HERES your sign...

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When they came for the ampersands, I said nothing

Now they've come for the apostrophes!


Posted by: Anachronda at May 05, 2012 03:30 PM (6fER6)

21 Another example of the grassroots astroturf support of the Progressives and Unions.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at May 05, 2012 03:30 PM (QyeW7)

22 I'd enjoy walking around in an INS uniform.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 03:23 PM (NG097)

Hell, just yell "LA MIGRA!" and watch hilarity ensue.

Posted by: ErikW at May 05, 2012 03:30 PM (I5pBi)

23 Dammit, the formatter STILL isn't working...

Posted by: Smokey Behr at May 05, 2012 03:30 PM (QyeW7)

24 Gee, ICE. looks like a target rich environment to me.

Posted by: Derak at May 05, 2012 03:31 PM (fMP+4)

25 Yo, abuelita. The sign says "Kick me I'm stupid."

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 05, 2012 03:32 PM (xqug+)

26 18
I need to find me some people who will hold up signs that they can't
read. As a matter of fact - THAT they can't read it is mandatory to my
idea.


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Heh. I used to see ads on PBS that consisted of a chunk of text saying (paraphrasing, it's been a few years) "If you or a loved cannot read, call the literacy hotline at [phone number]".

Posted by: Anachronda at May 05, 2012 03:32 PM (6fER6)

27 Dammit, the formatter STILL isn't working...


Posted by: Smokey Behr
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Sign over Ace's door: Pixy hates you.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at May 05, 2012 03:33 PM (xqug+)

28 I'd be yelling "la migra!"

Posted by: torabora at May 05, 2012 03:33 PM (02mEc)

29 You've gotta be kidding me with this shit!


Berkshire's Munger: Civilized people don't buy gold.


"Gold is a great thing to sew into your garments if youíre a Jewish
family in Vienna in 1939," the Berkshire vice chairman said, "but I
think civilized people donít buy gold, they invest in productive
businesses."


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)

30
Anyone remember the movie Dave with Kevin Klein?

His wife, Sigourney Weaver, wanted money to fund some humanitarian program. But the advisers said, "No, Mr President, we just don't have the money for it."

So, Dave, the imposter president, felt bad and made his cabinet chiefs give up some of their budgets to pay for his wife's stupid thing.

I was stupid enough, at the time, to believe that could actually happen. That was before I realized all politicians in my lifetime were all reckless spenders who would not hesitate to print, borrow, tax and spend to their heart's content.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:38 PM (jUytm)

31 Tu signo dice que estŠs puta

Posted by: Beto at May 05, 2012 03:38 PM (lpWVn)

32 That's like asking an Occupier what his stupid Che shirt means. Even if they know, they don't know.

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2012 03:38 PM (FcR7P)

33 "I'm With Stupid"

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2012 03:39 PM (hiMsy)

34 "Mr. President, can you tell us what you just read off the teleprompter? What does it mean?"

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2012 03:40 PM (FcR7P)

35 Heh. I used to see ads on PBS that consisted of a chunk of text saying (paraphrasing, it's been a few years) "If you or a loved cannot read, call the literacy hotline at [phone number]".
Posted by: Anachronda at May 05, 2012 03:32 PM (6fER6)
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Kind of like the braille signs. How do they know where to feel? I've never seen anyone aimlessly feeling around the walls looking for a sign in braille. I'm starting to suspect that braille signs are a government idea.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:40 PM (UpwlP)

36 So, Dave, the imposter president, felt bad and made his cabinet chiefs
give up some of their budgets to pay for his wife's stupid thing.



****

Actually, he made them stop paying on contracts that weren't delivering the goods. The way I saw it, he restructured the budget.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:40 PM (piMMO)

37
Or am I thinking of that Rob Reiner shitty film with Michael Douglas as the single president?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:40 PM (jUytm)

38 "I'm With Stupid"

Exactly what I was thinking. Every one of those signs were really saying "I'm With Stupid" with an arrow pointing downwards.

Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2012 03:41 PM (FcR7P)

39 You've gotta be kidding me with this shit!


Berkshire's Munger: Civilized people don't buy gold.


"Gold is a great thing to sew into your garments if youíre a Jewish
family in Vienna in 1939," the Berkshire vice chairman said, "but I
think civilized people donít buy gold, they invest in productive
businesses."

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)
----------------------------------------------
I've been saying it to anyone who will listen. Rabid antisemitism is making a comeback. Pretty soon just regular antisemitism will seem normal. Seriously, we are living in 1938.

Posted by: Jody, The Little Boy with the Girl Name at May 05, 2012 03:41 PM (jucos)

40
I'm sure you're right, Needlemeyer. I don't remember the movie that well so I'm just making up shit to fill the holes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:41 PM (jUytm)

41 Or am I thinking of that Rob Reiner shitty film with Michael Douglas as the single president?



****

You got it right the first time.

The American President was about his affair with Annette Bening.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:42 PM (piMMO)

42 So, I already happen to have the Patron Citronge and salt. Just went out and bought some Tequila Blanco and some limes.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo Morons!

Posted by: Jimbo at May 05, 2012 03:42 PM (O3R/2)

43 I'm sure you're right, Needlemeyer. I don't remember the movie that well so I'm just making up shit to fill the holes.


****

What I loved was that he had his friend, just an ordinary, every-man accountant, take a look at the books and couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:43 PM (piMMO)

44
The joke at the time was that The American President was Clinton's dream.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:43 PM (jUytm)

45 "Gold is a great thing to sew into your garments if youíre a Jewish

family in Vienna in 1939," the Berkshire vice chairman said, "but I

think civilized people donít buy gold, they invest in productive

businesses."


Read: You uncivilized joos better get ready to sew gold into your cloths.

Posted by: Beto at May 05, 2012 03:43 PM (lpWVn)

46
What I loved was that he had his friend, just an ordinary, every-man accountant, take a look at the books and couldn't believe what he was seeing.

That part is realistic. For instance: $16 muffins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:44 PM (jUytm)

47 LOL, Oh I lost it at the "it means fuck your mother" part. LauraW is teh Awesome.

Posted by: Sarah at May 05, 2012 03:44 PM (O/BiR)

48 What I loved was that he had his friend, just an ordinary, every-man
accountant, take a look at the books and couldn't believe what he was
seeing.


I was just thinking that. He makes some comment about how if he did this he'd go to jail.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at May 05, 2012 03:44 PM (Gk3SS)

49 With the advent of gold teeth, I'd say that guy is straight up racist.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:45 PM (UpwlP)

50 These May Day protests only serve to piss off the majority ofpeople who are working hardand paying taxes. .....So in that regard, it's good that they are too stupid to realize this.

If their intent is to intimidate us.....then, they fail.

No matter what their signs say, their message is loud and clear....."We trashed our own country. We're here to trash yours, you stupid gringos.We demand the right to get all the free shit we can!"

Fuck 'Multiculturalism' with the barbed cock of satan. ....I reserve the right to tell immigrants to leave their fucked up cultures back in the shit holes that they came from.

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 03:45 PM (g4NO6)

51 The American President was about his affair with Annette Bening.


Annette Bening isn't that great an actress but her squatch is legendary.

Posted by: Beto at May 05, 2012 03:45 PM (lpWVn)

52
yeah, just like insider trading

can't believe we tolerated that shit for so long

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:46 PM (jUytm)

53 OT

I just found out that one of my heroes is losing his battle with cancer. His name is Capt. Denny Fitch, USAF Ret., and on July 19, 1989, he helped save 185 lives during the crash landing of United Flight 232 in Sioux City, Iowa.

Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers.

Here's a link to an interview he did a few years ago:

http://youtu.be/OPu0chBQeUk

Posted by: Gran at May 05, 2012 03:46 PM (hl09R)

54 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:33 PM (piMMO)

Who do you think you are...questioning the "Oracle of Omaha" and his minions?

You're a filthy money-grubbing kike, aren't you?

Shut up and get back in line for the shower.

Posted by: Gentiles Don't buy gold at May 05, 2012 03:46 PM (nEUpB)

55
Read: You uncivilized joos better get ready to sew gold into your cloths.


****

Yeah, and apparently Jews were uncivilized in 1939.

What a fucking asshole!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:46 PM (piMMO)

56 Fuck 'Multiculturalism' with the barbed cock of satan. ....I reserve the right to tell immigrants to leave their fucked up cultures back in the shit holes that they came from.
Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 03:45 PM (g4NO6)
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And if you make me a sign to hold I will march in the rally.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 03:47 PM (jucos)

57 Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 03:45 PM (g4NO6)

F*ck subscribing to your newsletter, I would like you to write mine.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at May 05, 2012 03:49 PM (AlYnQ)

58 Posted by: Jody, The Little Boy with the Girl Name at May 05, 2012 03:41 PM (jucos)

I wish you were wrong...but you aren't.

Jews For The Preservation of Firearms Ownership.

http://jpfo.org

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 05, 2012 03:49 PM (nEUpB)

59 >>Actually, he made them stop paying on contracts that weren't delivering the goods.

"We're spending $45 million dollars on advertising to make people feel good about a car they already bought?" (paraphrase)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2012 03:50 PM (hO8IJ)

60
Annette Bening isn't that great an actress but her squatch is legendary.


****

I think she's a fantastic actress. I still get a giggle about her stealing the scene from Oscar-whoring Meryl Streep in Postcards from the Edge. And she stole every scene she was in as a supporting cast member in The Grifters.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

61 Posted by: Gran at May 05, 2012 03:46 PM (hl09R)

He is a stud. And he was off duty too, IIRC.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 05, 2012 03:51 PM (nEUpB)

62
Glenn Beck thinks were living in 1860.

I think we're living in 1968.

Or 1948.

Or 1933. Yeah. 1933, the rise of Hitlerbama.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:51 PM (jUytm)

63 "We're spending $45 million dollars on advertising to make people feel good about a car they already bought?" (paraphrase)


*****


Shhhhh...

Don't give Obama any ideas.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

64 Before the divorce and election of SCoaMF, when I had money I bought my daughter a car, actually both of them. The one decided to get a mexican boyfriend, and I still remember the day they pulled into the driveway in that car, him driving, and a mexican flag keychain hanging from the mirror. It was a rocky relationship, and the first time they broke up I made it a point go out to that car and dispose of the flag.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:52 PM (UpwlP)

65 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

The last movie I saw her in was that lesbo family soap opera. She was awful.

But when she was younger she was smokin' hot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 05, 2012 03:53 PM (nEUpB)

66 I'm sure the spanish-language radio she listens to told her all about how it was a rally to stop Republicans from throwing Mexicans out of the country because white people are afraid they're taking our jobs.

Yeah. All those high-paying, desirable jobs in landscaping and roofing we envy them for.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 03:53 PM (r4wIV)

67
Sorta like the millions of dollars a year we spend for signs on the road telling us that "this project is brought to you by Governor Fuckface or Mayor Shitheel?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 03:54 PM (jUytm)

68 Kind of like the braille signs. How do they know where to feel? I've never seen anyone aimlessly feeling around the walls looking for a sign in braille. I'm starting to suspect that braille signs are a government idea.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:40 PM (UpwlP)

But the BEST is the braille signs, and braille on the nuimber pads... of DRIVE THROUGH ATMs...

The Fail is soooooo strong there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2012 03:56 PM (lZBBB)

69 I wish you were wrong...but you aren't.

Jews For The Preservation of Firearms Ownership.

http://jpfo.org
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 05, 2012 03:49 PM (nEUpB)
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When we say "never again", we mean never again. I see a day in the not too distant future where a Jew will only be safe in Israel.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 03:57 PM (jucos)

70 >>But the BEST is the braille signs, and braille on the nuimber pads... of DRIVE THROUGH ATMs...

That's actually not stupid. Would you tell a taxi driver who took you to a bank your PIN? Why do you expect blind people to so?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2012 03:57 PM (hO8IJ)

71 First time asked:
No, es de esa asociacion.
No, it's from that association.

After the guy asks her:
Pues, yo no soy porque esta en ingles, pero estoy con esa organizacion.
Well, I don't know because it's in English, but I'm with that organization.

When the girl and tracksuit are talking:
Pues, yo no se nada de eso.
Well, I don't know anything about that.

I don't know, I see the guy's point and I'm on his side, but he still seemed like kind of a jerk to some poor old lady who wasn't hurting anybody. Don't we have better targets than the human shields?


PS - Here's your sign is Bill Engvall's routine, not Jeff Foxworthy. Yes, I am fluent in both Spanish and Redneck.

Posted by: SRod at May 05, 2012 03:58 PM (ykg8f)

72 >>I see a day in the not too distant future where a Jew will only be safe in Israel.

And Israel is not all that safe from attack. Damn.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2012 03:58 PM (hO8IJ)

73 But when she was younger she was smokin' hot.


****


Here's something for ya. This one is totally SFW. Although others are not.

http://bit.ly/IWZVYk


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:59 PM (piMMO)

74 64 Before the divorce and election of SCoaMF, when I had money
Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:52 PM (UpwlP)

I hear ya. That is my life story too.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 05, 2012 04:00 PM (DGIjM)

75 That's actually not stupid. Would you tell a taxi driver who took you to a bank your PIN? Why do you expect blind people to so?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 05, 2012 03:57 PM (hO8IJ)

Yeah.... because we see Taxi drivers all over here in flyover country, taking Blind people through ATMs... happens every day!

Because blind folks find it sooo easy to read the screen....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2012 04:02 PM (lZBBB)

76 64 Before the divorce and election of SCoaMF, when I had money
Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 03:52 PM (UpwlP)

I hear ya. That is my life story too.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 05, 2012 04:00 PM (DGIjM)
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Me too. I am not broke (yet), and I am thankful I am not in debt. Still need to land in a job yet. Starting over can be fun...... At least that's what NPR would tell me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 04:03 PM (jucos)

77 PS - Here's your sign is Bill Engvall's routine, not Jeff Foxworthy. Yes, I am fluent in both Spanish and Redneck.

Posted by: SRod at May 05, 2012 03:58 PM (ykg8f)

I stand corrected... funny how I seem to get those two mixed up....

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2012 04:03 PM (lZBBB)

78 I don't know, I see the guy's point and I'm on his side, but he still seemed like kind of a jerk to some poor old lady who wasn't hurting anybody. Don't we have better targets than the human shields?PS - Here's your sign is Bill Engvall's routine, not Jeff Foxworthy. Yes, I am fluent in both Spanish and Redneck.
Posted by: SRod at May 05, 2012 03:58 PM (ykg8f)
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I'd argue that the jerk is the one holding the sign she doesn't know anything about. Its a pretty basic question to ask, even if he wasn't setting her up to look like the idiot that she is. But I would never expect a real reporter to ask a modern protester if they know what the cause is.

Posted by: Jimmah at May 05, 2012 04:03 PM (UpwlP)

79 SRod, if the signs are all in the same hand and no one holding them knows what they say, then these folks have basically been reduced to human pickets.

Might as well just stick the signs in the turf, for all the passion and meaning this 'protest' contains.

"I'm with this organization" does not mean the same thing as "I know what we are protesting and I heartily support it."

Posted by: lauraw at May 05, 2012 04:04 PM (DbybK)

80 The ATM thing, I think the gubmint mandated Braille on walk up ATMs, and it's cheaper not to run two different productions so that the drive up ones don't have the Braille.

Could be wrong, but it sounds good, so I'm going with it until someone puts me some knowledge.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 05, 2012 04:05 PM (I/cLr)

81 >>32That's like asking an Occupier what his stupid Che shirt means. Even if they know, they don't know.Posted by: t-bird at May 05, 2012 03:38 PM (FcR7P)<<It means they're unemployed. Especially if they work(ed) with StuckOnStupid.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 05, 2012 04:07 PM (QjeTN)

82 Meh, I didn't take Munger's comment as anti-Semitic. He's
saying he thinks gold is something you store your wealth in if you have to flee a shithole like Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2012 04:08 PM (nIZa7)

83
Meh, I didn't take Munger's comment as anti-Semitic. He's

saying he thinks gold is something you store your wealth in if you have to flee a shithole like Nazi Germany.


*****

Then what accounts for the "civilized people" reference?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:11 PM (piMMO)

84 @82, and nothing bad could ever happen in the US? If it does, his stocks will be worth their value as tinder.

I'm too poor to buy gold, but I have some silver. It seems wise to have something with some timeless value, in case of emergency.

Posted by: Palandine at May 05, 2012 04:11 PM (g7D8V)

85

Were they paid protesters? Let's see if there are any clues?
They are all wearing the same professionally stenciled T-Shirts.
They all have signs written in English, although they do not speak it.
They have professional minders who are NOT in T-shirts.
The minders were definitelybetter dressed.

Posted by: rd at May 05, 2012 04:11 PM (9sUlj)

86 71....I don't know, I see the guy's point and I'm on his side, but he still seemed like kind of a jerk to some poor old lady who wasn't hurting anybody. Don't we have better targets than the human shields?

Compassion? ....That's what the organizers are preying on. That's why they are using these 'poor old ladies' as human shields.

So who is the bigger jerk? ....The ones who are using these 'poor old ladies' for the value of their 'optics' in public view? ....Or the guy who is making a video.

The smiley guy in the burgundy jogging jacket is the one who is a Jerk.....not the guy with the video camera, who is just there asking questions.

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 04:13 PM (g4NO6)

87 Munger's comment is basically the voice of Thurston Howell III. Why are you panicking, Lovey? We'll be fine, I have the Senator's personal cell phone number, and Berneke on the other line.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 04:13 PM (r4wIV)

88 Drivers's licences for all, especially people who can't read "Exit Only", "Do not enter" "One way" "Next rest area 87 miles" "Immigration and customs" "No breakfast items served after 10:00 AM" "Service engine immediately" "Serious damage may occur from air-bag deployment on people under 4ft tall or 50 lbs."

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 05, 2012 04:14 PM (j+Izh)

89 Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 03:57 PM (jucos)

Not if Obama gets his way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 05, 2012 04:16 PM (nEUpB)

90 I think we're living in 2112. The Priests of the Temples of Syrinx will be coming for your musical instruments next.

Serious question for anyone behind the Cheddar Curtain--what's the story with Walker? I've been hearing the business climate's improving, but Wisconsin is still losing jobs, at least according to the calculus applied by the procto-media. What gives?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 05, 2012 04:16 PM (OxkMy)

91 Me too. I am not broke (yet), and I am thankful I am not in debt.
Still need to land in a job yet. Starting over can be fun......


A friend once referred to my decorating style as 'early divorce.'

Posted by: Retread at May 05, 2012 04:17 PM (joSBv)

92 I don't know, I see the guy's point and I'm on his side, but he still
seemed like kind of a jerk to some poor old lady who wasn't hurting
anybody. Don't we have better targets than the human shields?



The guy was 'gathering news', sometimes called 'reporting'.


It might seem odd to these aliens, but in our country, going out in public and holding up a sign is considered attention seeking behavior.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2012 04:18 PM (z9HTb)

93 The American President was about his affair with Annette Bening.


Yeah, Annette can sure cure insomnia.

http://tinyurl.com/czg9ukt

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 05, 2012 04:18 PM (ZOf1l)

94
Munger's comment is basically the voice of Thurston Howell III. Why are
you panicking, Lovey? We'll be fine, I have the Senator's personal
cell phone number, and Berneke on the other line.


****


It's a sad fact, but I LOL'd.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:18 PM (piMMO)

95 I love the face the burgandy jogging guy makes at about 2:06, like "crap - the jig is up"

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:18 PM (b7L99)

96 A friend once referred to my decorating style as 'early divorce.'

In 1974 I lived in a discarded shipping crate close to the rail station.
I had a job too.

Posted by: Beto at May 05, 2012 04:19 PM (lpWVn)

97
If there are two people whom I'd like to bang their heads together, they would be Annette Benning and Warren Beatty for Bugsy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 04:20 PM (jUytm)

98
Was Annette Benning in that? Or am I thinking of Virginia Madsen?

And how do I remember "Virginia Madsen??"

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 04:21 PM (jUytm)

99 The guy that tried to help by interpreting? Oh, he may be a nice fella. Nice enough to try to be helpful, but more importantly, nice and *honest* enough to be obviously embarrassed at the inadequacy of the old lady's response. That was the point where he suddenly pivoted and said "No, I don't want to talk to you."

Posted by: lauraw at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (DbybK)

100 I see this clown with a camera and an agenda has to resort to attacking an old woman who barely speaks English to show how stooooopid these protesters are.

Gimme a break. I'll bet you could find three times as many clueless people at a tea party rally.

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (Lz+QC)

101 Many of the older white-latina women we see today immigrated to the US during the late 20th century but most gringos are unaware of the underlying cause of this mass exodus.

The great frijoles refritos lard famine of 1983.

Posted by: Eli Warren at May 05, 2012 04:23 PM (h6XiD)

102 I thought this was a Nature Valley Granola Bar commercial!

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:23 PM (b7L99)

103
StanleyJerkoff, get back under the stairs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 04:23 PM (jUytm)

104 The American President? ...Huh huh. I loved that movie. The president was single.....I alsoenjoyed that movie Independence Day; the president's wife died....very sad.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2012 04:24 PM (g4NO6)

105 But, Stanley, that's to be expected. We conservatives are soooooo stupid after all (as well as racist and sexist, but that goes without saying). That's why it's so newsworthy to us that our liberal betters so often can't explain the rationale behind their protest signs.

Posted by: Palandine at May 05, 2012 04:24 PM (g7D8V)

106 I'll bet you could find three times as many clueless people at a tea party rally.

Go ahead and do it then, fuckhead.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2012 04:25 PM (nIZa7)

107 I see this clown with a camera and an agenda has to resort to attacking an old woman who barely speaks English


BRB, gotta fix my irony meter.

Posted by: fluffy at May 05, 2012 04:25 PM (z9HTb)

108
SRod at May 05, 2012 03:58 PM (ykg8f)

No, This is a Bull shit manufactured protest.
"Hi, I am from AVA. Everyone show up at 8 o'clock at the center. We will give you a t-shirt, breakfast and a sign to hold at the May Day Protest. You need to be there to make sure that the evil _____ do not take away your jobs (or deport you, or {pick some BS reason}). You will also receive a check for $____. The bus leaves here at 9:30 and returns at 3:30."

"Everyone show up to protect your rights!"

Posted by: rd at May 05, 2012 04:26 PM (9sUlj)

109 Buy gold? Never heard of such a thing. Dig your own.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2012 04:26 PM (hiMsy)

110
I see this clown with a camera and an agenda has to resort to attacking
an old woman who barely speaks English to show how stooooopid these
protesters are.



Gimme a break. I'll bet you could find three times as many clueless people at a tea party rally.

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (Lz+QC)

Nah, the only dumbfucks are the Libs. Besides, we're just now getting started on what the fucking Libs including yourself have been doing to us for over 40 years. We're now making you feel stupid and ridiculing you. You just can't handle it pussy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 05, 2012 04:26 PM (ZOf1l)

111 I came here for the ABBA Concert

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:28 PM (b7L99)

112 Gran, a friend of mine's Dad survived the Sioux City plane crash...that was some fine airmanship...although I have to say, when my daughter was a toddler, that scenario put me off of of opting for lap-child seating.

Now flying with my daughter is like being seated next to Ted Striker. Eventually I have to tell her "No hablo ingles."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 05, 2012 04:28 PM (qMh+8)

113 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 04:13 PM (r4wIV)

****

Just reading your piece about the psychology of Muslims. Ace had a bit about it a few days ago but you highlighted an additional piece. It occurs to me that their psychology... their motives... are so transparent as to have no ability to think strategically. It is their misunderstanding of what it means to be American, and exercise self-control, that makes them the weaker of the two in conflict.

It's our lack of leadership that leads to the misunderstanding.

BTW, please tell me that the pic on your site, the one of the "All my heroes kill police" is photo-shopped.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:29 PM (piMMO)

114 Ah, I haven't noted that Average Joe suck cock by choice today. Apologies.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 04:30 PM (NG097)

115 I was told there would be pie.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:30 PM (8sCoq)

116 they lied, Joe. Granola is healthier.

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:31 PM (b7L99)

117 Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (Lz+QC)

Uh, go away son. You're makin us look bad. Have you not seen all that footage of the OWS-ers who don't even know what they're protesting about?

Those damn tea party people make their own damnsigns, too. There's no way to make fun of that, and not come across as a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2012 04:31 PM (g4NO6)

118 Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (Lz+QC)


Very interesting and I will give it some thought.. but first... YOU WILL BLOW ME.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 05, 2012 04:31 PM (DGIjM)

119 ..I alsoenjoyed that movie Independence Day; the president's wife died....very sad.


*****


heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:32 PM (piMMO)

120 *Jones

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:32 PM (b7L99)

121 > And she stole every scene she was in as a supporting cast member in The Grifters.



that's because she unleashed the sweater puppies

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:32 PM (8sCoq)

122 The StanleyJ's of the world herd vulnerable brown-skinned women all over the country to push policies that will keep the StanleyJs in power (or at least on the Government tit). They are racist scum who've exploited more minorities than any corporation..

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 05, 2012 04:33 PM (hiMsy)

123
....to resort to attacking an old woman who barely speaks English to show how stooooopid these protesters are.


Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (Lz+QC)


Stanley, the dumb fuck is you for not knowing why the question was asked. Also, why did your mom name you after a measuring tape?


Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 05, 2012 04:34 PM (ndqJC)

124 So what paladine, do you expect every protester to be an informed policy wonk? Many people join a protest in solidarity with a cause. For the most part they are I'll-informed regarding details.

How much do you want to bet your average tea party doofus can't really explain how Obama is a communist or socialist let alone explain what communism and socialism actually are? My guess is a man-on-the-street interviewer would get a lot of stuttering and shouting of ridiculous slogans and "America rulez!" platitudes that would make Sean Hannity blush.

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:34 PM (Lz+QC)

125 Damn, didn't even know Miss Bening was born in Kansas. Good for her, although I still don't believe she has aged well for 53.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 05, 2012 04:34 PM (ZOf1l)

126 anymore "vetting the president stuff" due out? we need a goodie.

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:35 PM (b7L99)

127 Oh, Stanley. You're precious. I suggest you go to a Tea Party rally and do a little original reportage.

I'm willing to bet you're right, though. It is much easier to find fifteen clueless people in a crowd of 500,000, than five in a crowd of twenty.

Posted by: lauraw at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (DbybK)

128 ...informed policy wonk?

Oh, you really are an idiot. I do expect them to know what the fucking sign they are holding says.

Posted by: dogfish at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (N2yhW)

129 All trolls are Average Joe, International Sucker of Cock.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (NG097)

130
She's only 53? I thought she was 63.

(Laurie Partridge will be 60 this December.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (jUytm)

131 What Munger says and what he does are not necessarily the same thing. He would love for everyone to put their last bit of cash into stocks he already owns.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (NVu2l)

132 Sorry, but I didn't understand a word of Cesar Romero's explanation for why Granny Kit Kat Bar was holding a sign she couldn't read. I do believe he threatened Batman though.

Effin' Libtard dipshits.

Posted by: Cicero at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (qhHI4)

133 How much do you want to bet your average tea party doofus can't really
explain how Obama is a communist or socialist let alone explain what
communism and socialism actually are?
***

I bet they could more than you could explain your constant rectal bleeding.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 05, 2012 04:36 PM (ZOf1l)

134 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 05, 2012 04:37 PM (j+Izh)

135 Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:34 PM (Lz+QC)

Wait, man...I'ma let you finish, but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Kanye Gibson at May 05, 2012 04:37 PM (IoNBC)

136 @61

That's right... he was deadheading home to Chicago, sitting in 1st class drinking coffee when the tail engine blew.

Posted by: Gran at May 05, 2012 04:37 PM (hl09R)

137 How much do you want to bet your average tea party doofus can't really explain how Obama is a communist or socialist...


Ahhhaaaaa, hhhaaa, hhaaa. So you agree that Obama is a communist or socialist?

Posted by: dogfish at May 05, 2012 04:37 PM (N2yhW)

138
The Beaver will be 64 in June.

Wanna be creeped out. Go to his wiki page.

http://tinyurl.com/2626ohg

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 05, 2012 04:38 PM (jUytm)

139 High Five -Dogfish!

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:39 PM (b7L99)

140 Damn, didn't even know Miss Bening was born in Kansas. Good for her, although I still don't believe she has aged well for 53.


****

It's the wacky hairdo. And, she opted to skip all the botox that everyone else is using to desperately cling to their youth.

She tamed Warren Beatty so she must have been putting out one helluva powerful musk and all these years later they're still together.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:39 PM (piMMO)

141 Well well well...... Look at the big brain on Stanley.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 04:39 PM (jucos)

142 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 05, 2012 04:37 PM (j+Izh)


Marley died.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

143 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!


****

Pardon me???

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 05, 2012 04:40 PM (piMMO)

144 Old Yeller

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 04:40 PM (b7L99)

145 I think she's a fantastic actress. I still get a giggle about her stealing the scene from Oscar-whoring Meryl Streep in Postcards from the Edge. And she stole every scene she was in as a supporting cast member in The Grifters.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 03:51 PM (piMMO)

Endolphins.

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 04:41 PM (GCsZz)

146 Poor Stanley. You have to defend a shitload of stupid to be a lefty troll these days. His alcohol budget must be through the roof.

Posted by: Cicero at May 05, 2012 04:41 PM (qhHI4)

147 At the end of An American Werewolf In London, the dog dies.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:41 PM (8sCoq)

148 What about Old Yeller?

Posted by: Ronster at May 05, 2012 04:41 PM (mHC3R)

149 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!
Posted by: bergerbilder at May 05, 2012 04:37 PM (j+Izh)
----------------------------------------------
Old Yeller. Marley and Me. Rambo First Blood Part I

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 04:42 PM (jucos)

150 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!

I'd like to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!

Posted by: Cujo at May 05, 2012 04:42 PM (niZvt)

151 This whole thing with Stanley J makes me long for The Man Show.

It would be perfect. They could pay people to stand around and hold signs saying absolutely anything.

Carolla???

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 05, 2012 04:42 PM (piMMO)

152 I see we have a troll. It must really suck to have to defend obama on a silly throwaway internet thread. What a dick.

Your boy's goin' down, shitferbrains.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:42 PM (8sCoq)

153 Mitt Romney's dog died. Therefore, he is unfit to be a President and should leave this country.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 05, 2012 04:42 PM (uSQde)

154 Cujo died, but I think he came back in Pet Semetary.

Posted by: Kanye Gibson at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (IoNBC)

155 First Blood Part I

I laughed at that.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (NG097)

156 Hell, we killed Jackie Coopers dog just to get the little fucker to cry in "The Champ."

Posted by: Old Hollywood at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (ZOf1l)

157 I took a bullet for my master.

Posted by: The Dog from K-9 at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (piMMO)

158 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!

No sequel to Cujo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (ebPtk)

159 Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:34 PM (Lz+QC)
-----
Climb out of your moms basement and but a fucking camera. Then go to a fucking Tea Party rally and have at it. You slimy little cock suckers are full of wondrous ideas of how to prove how dumb non-Libs are but you don't do shit.

Fuck off little douche nozzle.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (sJKFk)

160 Old Dan and Little Ann from Where the Red Fern Grows. :: sobs::

Posted by: Gem at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (zw+pb)

161 Marley died.
Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

That dog on I Am Legend. bastards.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (NVu2l)

162 So only "policy wonks" could articulate what "Papers 4 All" and "Licenses 4 All" means?? This is basic literacy here, failboy. Clearly something these people don't have.

IOW -- they're your typical Obama voter.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2012 04:44 PM (nACz1)

163 I shot a beagle in Reno. Just to watch him die.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 05, 2012 04:44 PM (qhHI4)

164 In Open Range, the dog dies.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:44 PM (8sCoq)

165
Endolphins.

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 04:41 PM (GCsZz)

****
Now I can't stop giggling.

Posted by: The Dog from K-9 at May 05, 2012 04:44 PM (piMMO)

166 off sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:45 PM (piMMO)

167 >I shot a beagle in Reno. Just to watch him die.


Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 05, 2012 04:44 PM (qhHI4)


Are you gonna finish that?

Posted by: President Jugears McFuckstick at May 05, 2012 04:45 PM (8sCoq)

168 You sure do have to be some kind of multi-doctorate Washington insider to know what "No to E-Verify" means!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2012 04:46 PM (nIZa7)

169 I'm beginning to think that StanleyJ doesn't have the dedication to be a top quality troll, ala raykon, cat piss, or uhpd1, never mind palin steele.

It's about quantity, son. Ya can't hit and run, ya gotta stick around while we poke you with sticks and beat you about the head and neck.

One drive by "riech wingers are stoopid" post doesn't even get you an invite to the Troll Bowl. Dedication, motherfucker, do you have it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 05, 2012 04:46 PM (I/cLr)

170 The dog in Vacation died too, and it was the retard Chevy Chase who did it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 04:46 PM (jucos)

171 And this is the country someone like Rubio wants? We don't just have a illegal immigration problem, we have a legal immigration problem. Despite the fact the we're creating another fiscal nightmare due to legal immigration, we're fundamentally changing our whole culture to that of a third world. It's fucking insane and we have conservatives endorsing it.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 05, 2012 04:46 PM (GZitp)

172 >You sure do have to be some kind of multi-doctorate Washington insider to know what "No to E-Verify" means!


Might be a stretch for Stanley.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:46 PM (8sCoq)

173 Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!

Dogs are tastiest eaten fresh. You cannot gain the spiritual power of the dog if it's been dead too long, and dogs are strong ju-ju. You have to bite them while they're still trying to escape from you for the total effect. It's like an Aztec thing. You civilized people wouldn't understand.

Posted by: King Barky, Canone Connoisseur at May 05, 2012 04:47 PM (X3lox)

174 158 "Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!"

No sequel to Cujo.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 05, 2012 04:43 PM (ebPtk)


Night of the Walking Cujo.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 05, 2012 04:47 PM (niZvt)

175 Really, Stanley. BRING IT, bitch. Or fuck off.

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 05, 2012 04:47 PM (8sCoq)

176 126 anymore "vetting the president stuff" due out? we need a goodie.

Someone posted a link yesterday, to a MailOnline article about two of Barky's ex-girlfriends. ....They're both...um, white. Maybe that's why he smushed them into a 'composite'. Guess he knowsa lot moreabout "typical white women" than what he learned from his grandmama.

One of those ex-girlfriends, Alex McNear....."runs renewable energy companyGreenLogic in Southhampton, New York".......Hmm, I wonder if that green company has received any of that juicy government money like Solyndra did.

Link to Mail Online article in my sig.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 05, 2012 04:47 PM (g4NO6)

177 Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:34 PM (Lz+QC)

Socialism is Corporatism... Benito Mussolini...

Even though the US has the highest business taxes in the world, GE, a Democrat Party supporter, somehow paid NO Taxes last year, while turning billions in profit.

The US Government now OWNS part of GM....

The US Government raids Gibson Guitar and takes their property, without just compensation, no charges are ever filed... and when Gibson wants their property back... they get raided AGAIN...

The current US Administration.... is by Mussolini's definition... Socialist.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 05, 2012 04:48 PM (lZBBB)

178 my MOTHER?

we're fightin now bitches

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 05, 2012 04:48 PM (PjVdx)

179 BTW, what's all this BS about The Life Raul Julia, anyway?

And why should my taxes go up so he can make more bad movies?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 05, 2012 04:49 PM (niZvt)

180 @134

Jimmy Stewart's neighbors' dog was killed by Raymond Burr in Rear Window.

Posted by: Gran at May 05, 2012 04:49 PM (hl09R)

181 Barky got off the plane at a campaign stop today, trotted down the steps, and had to turn around--he forgot the MRS.

The pictures at abc.com are priceless.Their story swears she wasn't at all mad and yet she looks like he farted in her face.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 05, 2012 04:49 PM (mhNrl)

182 Link to Mail Online article in my sig.

Damn. She's kinda fuzzy-looking.

Posted by: Kanye Gibson at May 05, 2012 04:49 PM (IoNBC)

183 The dog in Vacation died too, and it was the retard Chevy Chase who did it.


*****

hehehehee

http://bit.ly/IVZyKe


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:49 PM (piMMO)

184 "Totally OT, but have you ever noticed in the movies that the dog never dies!"

Thats one of my least liked movie bits. I remember well in Jurassic Park 2 when the T Rex bites a Japanese businessman in half on screen, but the dog is spared?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 04:50 PM (r4wIV)

185 Oh and Stanley...

Obama predicted an "overflow crowd" today for Obama's speech at OSU.

6,000 empty seats.

Oh you know....that felt *so* good typing that. Let's me try it again!

6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2012 04:50 PM (nACz1)

186 Isn't Raul Julia dead?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2012 04:51 PM (nACz1)

187 When a dog dies in a movie it's a sign, but I don't know what it means.

Posted by: brown skinned old lady at a protest rally at May 05, 2012 04:51 PM (ULGz+)

188 Oh you know....that felt *so* good typing that. Let's me try it again!

6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.


****

I detect a new meme forming.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:51 PM (piMMO)

189 Thats one of my least liked movie bits. I remember well in Jurassic
Park 2 when the T Rex bites a Japanese businessman in half on screen,
but the dog is spared?


****

I still cry when the horse dies in Gone with the Wind.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:52 PM (piMMO)

190 187 When a dog dies in a movie it's a sign, but I don't know what it means.

Posted by: brown skinned old lady at a protest rally at May 05, 2012 04:51 PM (ULGz+)

Hey now.....

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 05, 2012 04:53 PM (lZBBB)

191 Isn't Raul Julia dead?

That's why it's so expensive to get him into new movies. Herbert West does not work cheap.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 05, 2012 04:53 PM (nIZa7)

192 186 Isn't Raul Julia dead?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2012 04:51 PM (nACz1)


Really?

How's he doing?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 05, 2012 04:53 PM (niZvt)

193 marley and me?

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2012 04:53 PM (TomZ9)

194 Isn't Raul Julia dead?


Yeah, died too young in my view. Decent guy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 05, 2012 04:54 PM (ZOf1l)

195 Obama predicted an "overflow crowd" today for Obama's speech at OSU.

6,000 empty seats.


Sadly, there is no federal program to help little Julia and 5,999 of her stupid helpless friends learn to read a street map.

Posted by: Cicero at May 05, 2012 04:54 PM (qhHI4)

196 6,000 empty seats.

He should have offered granola bars and sweaters. Although they'd probably provide the old-fashioned jaw breakers and not the good chewy kinds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 05, 2012 04:54 PM (qMh+8)

197 Their story swears she wasn't at all mad and yet she looks like he farted in her face.


Oh, she always looks that way.

Posted by: King Putt at May 05, 2012 04:54 PM (z9HTb)

198 i don't know if dogs die in "all dogs go to heaven" but it seems to allude to death.

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2012 04:55 PM (TomZ9)

199 Endolphins.

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 04:41 PM (GCsZz)

-------------

Heh. "It's all about the Endolphins" .....Such a funny line. I still think of it whenever someone mentions 'endorphins'.

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 04:55 PM (g4NO6)

200 "BTW, please tell me that the pic on your site, the one of the "All my heroes kill police" is photo-shopped."

Apparently its real, just some Black Bloc scrunt.

Annette Benning's most beautiful work was in Open Range, a modern classic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 04:56 PM (r4wIV)

201 189 Thats one of my least liked movie bits. I remember well in Jurassic
Park 2 when the T Rex bites a Japanese businessman in half on screen,
but the dog is spared?


****

I still cry when the horse dies in Gone with the Wind.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 04:52 PM (piMMO)


I still cry when the horse finally gets married in Sex and The City.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 05, 2012 04:56 PM (niZvt)

202 OK, so I think we've pretty much established that dogs die in just about every damned movie with a dog.

Other than that... Not so much.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 05, 2012 04:58 PM (niZvt)

203 6000 empty seats. It's a sign.

Posted by: Wise Gypsy Woman at May 05, 2012 04:58 PM (ULGz+)

204 182 Link to Mail Online article in my sig.
Damn. She's kinda fuzzy-looking.

They both sorta resemble his mom, Stanley Ann.

Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 04:59 PM (g4NO6)

205 Only if the dog is a major character. If its just a pooch nearby, it always gets away, survives the comet, the flood, the magma, etc.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 04:59 PM (r4wIV)

206 cool, hollwood has to eat too?

Posted by: willow at May 05, 2012 04:59 PM (TomZ9)

207 Speaking of co-eds on college campuses. I spent the morning at a university watching the boy play basketball. The women were perfect. All. Of. Them. Made me long for the days of my yooooot. I tried explaining to the boy on the ride home that he should enjoy, I mean REALLY ENJOY, the next 7 or 8 years of his life.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 05:00 PM (jucos)

208 Gimme a break. I'll bet you could find three times as many clueless people at a tea party rally.
Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 04:22 PM (Lz+QC)

Awww, somebody needs attention.

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 05:00 PM (GCsZz)

209 Yeah, died too young in my view. Decent guy.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 05, 2012 04:54 PM (ZOf1l)


He was great in Presumed Innocent. That was his best role, I think.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 05, 2012 05:01 PM (X3lox)

210 I still cry when the horse dies in Gone with the Wind. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

The combination of comment and nic is funny.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:01 PM (NG097)

211 He was great in Presumed Innocent.

Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:02 PM (NG097)

212 Why didn't you come to me like a fucking man and tell me there was a new thread?

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:04 PM (NG097)

213 Toby. There is a new thread.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 05, 2012 05:05 PM (jucos)

214 I feel bad for the crabs on Deadliest Catch. I could give them a good home...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 05, 2012 05:05 PM (hiMsy)

215 Kiss of the Spider Woman.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:02 PM (NG097)


I walked out of that movie after about 20 minutes. The snotty movie theater wouldn't give me a rain-check, either. I told him I didn't like the movie and he told me I was wrong. Seriously.

Crappy movie theaters will give you a rain-check or cash back, even, no questions asked, but the hoity-toity arts y theaters are the worst.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 05, 2012 05:05 PM (X3lox)

216 I like William Hurt. He's ... odd.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:07 PM (NG097)

217
For Baraka...the white pussy.....comin' home to roost.

Posted by: Jeremian Wright, Presidential Advisor at May 05, 2012 05:07 PM (ndqJC)

218 Posted by: wheatie at May 05, 2012 04:55 PM (g4NO6)

Me too!

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 05:08 PM (GCsZz)

219 185 Oh and Stanley...

Obama predicted an "overflow crowd" today for Obama's speech at OSU.

6,000 empty seats.

Oh you know....that felt *so* good typing that. Let's me try it again!

6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.
6,000 empty seats.


Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 05, 2012 04:50 PM (nACz1)

Um, so? How many stadiums and venues is Romney filling to the brim? Remember this?:

http://tinyurl.com/6ttq3gp

Romney can't even unite the damn base behind him. He is the most boring candidate to come around in a long time. Don't believe me? Ask your fellow commenters here just how enthusiastic they are about the godfather of Obamacare.

Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 05:09 PM (Lz+QC)

220
I like William Hurt. He's ... odd.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:07 PM (NG097)


I like a lot of his roles but he has the emotional range of a piece of cardboard. I still love Altered States, even though the story and the acting and everything is totally ridiculous. Guilty pleasure.

I'm pretty sure I caught sacagawarren in the cave scene. That movie came out before Harvard took her on to diversify the place up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 05, 2012 05:13 PM (X3lox)

221 6000 empty seats

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 05, 2012 05:14 PM (r4wIV)

222 but he has the emotional range of a piece of cardboard

Edward James Olmos is a good stone face actor.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:17 PM (NG097)

223
I like a lot of his roles but he has the emotional range of a piece of cardboard.


****

Which was perfect in Broadcast News.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)

224 I flipped through a Vogue today in the checkout lineat the Jewel... had plenty of time because the Julia in front of me had some issue with her LINK card. Big interview w/ Scarlett Johnannson about her love life and glowing appreciation for how she's all in for the SCOAMF.And another article about someother well-attired lib scrunt working hard for some Democratic senator in the "fierce battle for the Senate." So not hard to see the bias. And all these pro-liberal articles are sandwiched between ads for clothing and purses that cost about as much as a small car.
What the fuck? I'm sure trout-mouth dumbass ScarJo sees no irony in this.They really have created this very fashionabe, aristocratic mindset where they live the elite life while buying the support of the idiot picket-carriers with the money they confiscate from the chumbalone middle class.

Posted by: Gem at May 05, 2012 05:18 PM (zw+pb)

225 Edward James Olmos is a good stone face actor.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:17 PM (NG097)


Very good. But, he does it on purpose.

I remember him talking about how he was seriously threatened when he was doing American Me. I don't think the movie had the impact he had expected. It was okay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 05, 2012 05:21 PM (X3lox)

226 6,000 empty seats.
It's the unalloyed hubris of the prediction that makes this so sweet.

Posted by: Gem at May 05, 2012 05:22 PM (zw+pb)

227 I remember when he played Castillo on Miami Vice. He had the vaguely menacing immobile silent stare down to an art.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:23 PM (NG097)

228 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)

Body Heat. Before Kathleen Turner evolved into a man, he played a chump quite well.

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 05:23 PM (GCsZz)

229 Which was perfect in Broadcast News.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)


Actually, I didn't think Hurt did that role well, at all ... or it wasn't written well. He wasn't really believable in the position, from either side. They turned his idiocy on and off for effect. It really grated on me. Also, any movie with Albert Brooks in it has to dig out of a major annoyance factor from the start, so they had a hard slog all the way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 05, 2012 05:26 PM (X3lox)

230
187 When a dog dies in a movie it's a sign, but I don't know what it means.

It means "Soups On" at the White House

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 05:27 PM (b7L99)

231 Before Kathleen Turner evolved into a man tow men

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 05, 2012 05:27 PM (X3lox)

232 Posted by: StanleyJ at May 05, 2012 05:09 PM (Lz+QC)

Yeah, but Obama's the PRESIDENT. The PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, the highest position in the land. And it's not the first time, either, poor soul. So I believe the comparison between the SCoaMF and Governor Romney is completely at odds and therefore not valid.

Posted by: Joanne at May 05, 2012 05:29 PM (GCsZz)

233 I remember when he played Castillo on Miami Vice. He had the vaguely menacing immobile silent stare down to an art.


****

I demand syndication of Miami Vice!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 05:36 PM (piMMO)

234 The dog gets it in one of Gibson's movies... Shot with a crossbow protecting the damaged Gibson. Mad Max 2 I think.

Posted by: Trainer on his iPhone's tiny keyboard at May 05, 2012 05:37 PM (jhgxs)

235 Before Kathleen Turner evolved into a man tow men


****

If you've never seen her in War of the Roses, you're missing something.

Her scene in Danny Devito's office is worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 05:37 PM (piMMO)

236 225 Edward James Olmos is a good stone face actor.

Posted by: toby928© at May 05, 2012 05:17 PM (NG097)


Actually, those are acne scars.

Posted by: bergerbilder at May 05, 2012 05:37 PM (j+Izh)

237 Ah, man. Did anyone else feel an uppercut developing deep in their heart when that guy started saying that crap about "don't want to talk to you" and waving his hands. oh my, save me from the earthlings.

Posted by: And Irresolute at May 05, 2012 05:43 PM (RC3M9)

238 I believe in the movie To Kill A Mockingbird there is a scene where Gregory Peck (as Gary Cooper as Marshall Will Kane) faces down a viscious rabid Frank Miller (played by a mangy real hound) at High Noon on the depression era mean streets of an Alabama town. Frank Miller character is a little slow on the draw.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2012 05:46 PM (4q5tP)

239 Atticus Finch!

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 05:47 PM (b7L99)

240 Before Kathleen Turner evolved into a man tow men a tugboat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 05, 2012 05:48 PM (4q5tP)

241 I always wondered why, he was named after a bird.

Posted by: Que Paso? at May 05, 2012 05:49 PM (b7L99)

242 No hablo Austrian.

Posted by: AVA Protestor at May 05, 2012 05:50 PM (eHIJJ)

243 Please keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers.



Here's a link to an interview he did a few years ago:



http://youtu.be/OPu0chBQeUk

Posted by: Gran at May 05, 2012 03:46 PM (hl09R)

*****
Gran, if you're still around, I just finished watching all 6 parts of the interview. It was simply engrossing. And, what a class act.God Bless him and his family.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 05, 2012 06:22 PM (piMMO)

244 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 05, 2012 06:26 PM (7W3wI)

245 Delightful. An army of protestors consisting entirely of people who are either unable to explain their position, or are unwilling to defend it.

Posted by: Jeopardy Jackson at May 05, 2012 11:32 PM (2gSQm)

246 No, of course they don't know what the sign means. They were organized into showing up, and they showed up. This is why it is muy importante que el party de el Republicano starts reaching out to the hispanic community in the US en masse. We need to counter the lies that are being told to these ill informed people. We ignore this segment of the population at our own peril.

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