Why It Matters That Obama Dated a Composite and Ate a Dog

The vetting that never was.

As you probably know, an author named David Maraniss has contacted one of Obama's old girlfriends. Turns out he claimed events and conversations occurred with her that she says never happened; but then, his book claims that some characters may be composites. (Wiggle room for anytime Bill Ayers made something up, or talked about his own experiences.)

Is this important? Tim Stanley thinks so.

What stands out from the composite story isn’t that Obama amalgamated characters, it’s that the press hadn’t noticed until now. As with the dog story, this confirms the suspicion that the mainstream media gave Obama a free pass in 2008 and declined to check too deeply into his background.

...

Why didn’t we know all these details four years ago – even though some of them were published in a best-selling autobiography that was sold to us as if it was a fifth gospel? And yet we knew everything there was to know about Sarah Palin, despite the fact that she was in the race for a much shorter space of time than Obama – and only running for veep.

That’s the significance of the canine and composite revelations – both of them, aside from their delightful “dish” factors, not really revelations at all. That we are only discussing them this late into Obama’s career suggests that the vetting that should have happened four years ago was unforgivably neglected. But, hey, it’s never too late to start.


Posted by: Ace at 04:09 PM



Comments

1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 04:11 PM (8y9MW)

2 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure... and tyrant...

Posted by: phreshone at May 03, 2012 04:12 PM (Bxm/r)

3 And you think the media didn't just keep these things - which they knew - from us, because?

Posted by: Mike Giles at May 03, 2012 04:12 PM (mXQtg)

4 Totally OT, but they wouldn't have pulled his shit on anyone but Obama.

Russia Threatens to Strike NATO Missile Defense Sites: http://bit.ly/IGyHlk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:12 PM (piMMO)

5 B-b-b-b-but Romney put a dog carrier on the roof of his car!

Posted by: The MFM at May 03, 2012 04:13 PM (v+QvA)

6 And again, a British paper.

If we didn't have the foreign press, we'd have no press at all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 04:13 PM (4df7R)

7 And you think the media didn't just keep these things - which they knew - from us, because?

Because they were so poorly prepared to react to #ObamaAteDog.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 04:13 PM (8y9MW)

8 #LifeofJulia
-6 months: Julia's mother has an abortion.
the end.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:13 PM (VndSC)

9 And you think the media didn't just keep these things - which they knew

I do not think for a second any of them knew about the dog. That would require reading all the way into the second chapter.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 03, 2012 04:13 PM (VtjlW)

10 Totally OT, but they wouldn't have pulled his shit on anyone but Obama.Russia Threatens to Strike NATO Missile Defense Sites: http://bit.ly/IGyHlk
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:12 PM (piMMO)


Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Barry "Smart Diplomacy" Soetero at May 03, 2012 04:13 PM (v+QvA)

11 Do you really think they give a shit? I don't.

The media knows people loath and don't trust them. It doesn't really seem to bother them and they do very little to repair that image. It has gradually affected their business model, but for most not in any existential way.

I believe they will go full-bore for Obama and pull out all the stops. Period.

Posted by: Exile at May 03, 2012 04:14 PM (O0lVq)

12 SCOAMF doesn't really exist. He's Valerie Jarret in drag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (Af3Wg)

13 Favorite movie of Obama and his composite girlfriend?
"Mannequin"

Posted by: nerdygirl already planning celebration at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (ZGZOi)

14 His "wierdo factor".

heh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (piMMO)

15 Vett?
Sandra Fluke has a little red corvette.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (VndSC)

16 dangit, "weirdo factor"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (piMMO)

17 None of this matters. What really matters is how Romney is going to destroy the fictional life of fictional Julia. Barry on the other hand through vast government programs will make sure that his make believe person will be fully taken care of from imaginary cradle to grave.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (1Jaio)

18 at the beginning of Dreams From My Father it reads, “For the sake of compression, some of the characters that appear are composites of people, I’ve known, and some events appear out of precise chronology.”


it was my understanding the Foreward was added AFTER this came to light. Am I completely wrong?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (4df7R)

19 but then, his book claims that some characters may be composites.

Including Obama.

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (+xmn4)

20 Posted by: Exile at May 03, 2012 04:14 PM (O0lVq)


Well, if they can mandate you buy insurance, they can order you to subscribe to the Times and MSNBC. It's for your own good, you know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (Af3Wg)

21
I really like that "unforgiveably neglected" part. This suggests that we should encourage our friends to boycott every "news outlet" that had a hand in this deception of the American public.

Let the destruction of the Left begin!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (d0Tfm)

22 Well,the MSM had it's head so far up Obama's ass to see anything.

Posted by: Thomas at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (18SzR)

23 Then they'd enjoy a meal of chihuahua with wild rice stuffing and a nice pinot noir.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 03, 2012 04:16 PM (ZGZOi)

24 #LifeofJulia

-6 months: Julia's mother has an government fundedabortion.

the end.


edited for completeness.

Posted by: Retread at May 03, 2012 04:17 PM (joSBv)

25 Sandra Fluke has a little red corvette.
Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (VndSC)


More like a little red courvah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:17 PM (Af3Wg)

26
Vett?

Sandra Fluke has a little red corvette.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (VndSC)




Is that what the sex toy industry is calling pocket rockets now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2012 04:17 PM (ofIpS)

27
Girl: I love you
JEF: Thank you

This was on the news this morning. Wifey got a kick out of it.

Posted by: sTevo at May 03, 2012 04:17 PM (5cOp6)

28 If she was a composite does that mean the carpet didn't match the drapes?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (zGwmu)

29 Taking a page from the Dan Rather/Mary Mapes playbook, no doubt.

And Rather is still saying it was all true. Fucking delusional.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (Af3Wg)

30 it was my understanding the Foreward was added AFTER this came to light. Am I completely wrong?Posted by: MWR

The updated article at Politico says it was in all editions of the book.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (ebPtk)

31 What is most interesting is how an unread book could have been the basis of Barky the Dog-Eater's "qualifications". I'd also like to know who really bought all those unread copies. Sure, the idiot liberals all bought one to have prominently displayed in their home (without reading, of course) but I'd bet that more than a few bulk loads of the shitty book were purchased by people just trying to pay Barky off.

I said years ago that it was clear that no one read this book, except for Jack Cashill, evidently.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (X3lox)

32 When a book contains "composites" isn't the book called "Fiction?"

Posted by: Jay at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (Hk4g+)

33 Sandra Fluke has a little red corvette. Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:15 PM (VndSC)
Actually, it's more pink than red. And, yes, you can easily park a corvette in it at this point.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 03, 2012 04:19 PM (ggRof)

34 Thanks, weft cut-loop!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 04:19 PM (4df7R)

35 Isn't a "Composite Girlfriend" what dateless teenage boys pretend to have?

Posted by: Composite Santa at May 03, 2012 04:19 PM (XvHmy)

36 Obama ate a dog.
Heh.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:19 PM (VndSC)

37 He's right. Much of what we are learning isn't "new" it's "reintroduced."

So it's worse than being hidden, it was all right there and only now, four years later, is anyone listening.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:19 PM (piMMO)

38
It has gradually affected their business model, but for most not in any existential way.

The anti-Christ George Soros will be there to help them. I posted his influence with some 30 "news organizations" on the AM thread. Click my nic, you'll find it.

I'd like to see his efforts bankrupt him, but I don't think it will happen quickly enough.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (d0Tfm)

39 32 When a book contains "composites" isn't the book called "Fiction?"
Posted by: Jay at May 03, 2012 04:18 PM (Hk4g+)



It's "creative non-fiction." Also called, "I'm too lazy to come up with original characters, plots, and storylines, so I'll just fudge some details of real events and call it historically accurate."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (4df7R)

40 Isn't a "Composite Girlfriend" what dateless teenage boys pretend to have?

****

Works for us!

Posted by: The Kids from Weird Science at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (piMMO)

41 And you think the media didn't just keep these things - which they knew - from us, because?

It wasn't just the media. It was that miserable piece of shit McShame and the GOP who kept all this stuff from America, too. At least, the media have an excuse - they're despicable, lying scumbag leftists. The GOP are just cowards and idiots.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (X3lox)

42 I'm pretty sure there's a memo out there that will make Romney look really bad.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (ZGZOi)

43 The Cocaine, Canine and Composites President

CCCP ring a bell?

Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (Ky1+e)

44
Isn't a "Composite Girlfriend" what dateless teenage boys pretend to have?

Posted by: Composite Santa at May 03, 2012 04:19 PM (XvHmy)





The carbon fiber in my composite girlfriend is hard on the teeth when fellating her.



Posted by: Pallin' Steal at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (ofIpS)

45 It's a composite.

Well now I know why all his speeches sound the same.

Posted by: Exile at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (O0lVq)

46 My campaign promises are a composite of what my advisors tell me will get you filthy proles to vote for me, and are not representative of my intentions.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (ggRof)

47 where are the other girlfriends?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (7jxyE)

48 Some vetting might have helped the Chinese looking to us for help. Not only has Chen been thrown back to the wolves, but Biden made sure a high-level defector was turned over to ChiCom security instead of given asylum.

Obama will not cross his Marxist masters. It is no longer a question of whether to reelect him; the real question is "Should he be tried for treason?"

Posted by: Adjoran at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (VfmLu)

49 42 I'm pretty sure there's a memo out there that will make Romney look really bad.


Posted by: Dan Rather at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (ZGZOi)



Heh. I'm sure there's a homoerotic sex tape out there that will make Obama look really ghey.

Get back under the stairs, Dan. Even CBS didn't want your lousy ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (4df7R)

50 Girl: I love you
JEF: Thank you

This was on the news this morning. Wifey got a kick out of it.


***

FandF was having a blast with it. They kept showing the George Constanza clip and Steve Doocy looked like he was going to explode in laughter.

Posted by: The Kids from Weird Science at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (piMMO)

51 Obama's composite girlfriend looks strikingly similar to those Japanese sex robots.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (VndSC)

52 The Cocaine, Canine and Composites President

CCCP ring a bell?


Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (Ky1+e)


Now, THAT is genius.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (X3lox)

53 Remember, Obama, or whoever writes for him, only wrote "composite" in the foreword. When asked in an interview, the Greatest Orator of all Time called the girlfriend a "compression", whateverthefuck that is.

A compressed composite. Maybe he's making a Dreamliner wing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (Pi5Sz)

54 You wingnuts are mocking fictional Julia?!

Stop the GOP War on WOMEN!

Posted by: Libtard Feminist at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (ZGZOi)

55
Are talking about a composite dog as in mutt aka "Heinz 57"?

Posted by: Rutherford B. Hayes at May 03, 2012 04:22 PM (eXigD)

56 off horny sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (piMMO)

57 Pffft, Obama is such an amateur

http://bit.ly/IpMkTA

Posted by: Gary Wallace & Wyatt Donnelly at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (XvHmy)

58 Obama will not cross his Marxist masters. It is no longer a question of whether to reelect him; the real question is "Should he be tried for treason?"

Posted by: Adjoran at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (VfmLu)



I'd say that's already a yes. the real question is, "The needle or the clink?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (4df7R)

59 I remember a guy who read the comments here and had this crazy idea about vetting Obama this time around.

Hi, Andrew.

Posted by: Andy at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (5Rurq)

60
Isn't a "Composite Girlfriend" what dateless teenage boys pretend to have?

Named Rosie de Palma...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (d0Tfm)

61 where are the other girlfriends?

****

Tucked away safely in the islands?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (piMMO)

62
Okay, it seems that we need to define "distraction."

Putting Obama on his heels is not a distraction.

When Obama and his media throw chum in the water and we eat it instead of talking about the economy, that's a distraction.

A perfect example of chum: Us reacting to Biden saying Romney would not have made the decision to kill Osama.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (jUytm)

63 Chen is the new Elian Gonzalez.

Posted by: S Daniel at May 03, 2012 04:24 PM (BVkEs)

64 "You want weird?
Michelle has got a dik. Now that's weird.
And oh so wonderful"

Posted by: President Weirdobama at May 03, 2012 04:24 PM (+W4CG)

65 hmm, BaraCostanza Obama... needs work..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 03, 2012 04:24 PM (ebPtk)

66 The Julia propaganda just proves that Obama sees all this as a game like Simcity. The problem with his SimAmerica game is that the money running out never made it into his program and he plans accordingly.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 03, 2012 04:24 PM (tf9Ne)

67 Posted by: Gary Wallace Wyatt Donnelly at May 03, 2012 04:23 PM (XvHmy)

****

How the heck did you remember their names?!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:24 PM (piMMO)

68 "Hanging around his apartment discussing TS Eliot and wearing a sarong"

good to know he was wearing islamic style dress around the house in his early twenties. or is that just a composite of his wardrobe?

Posted by: bannor, voting Sweet Meteor of Death 2012 at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (HEa5q)

69
Boy: I love you Baraka.

Baraka: The feelings mutual.

Posted by: Doctor Fish ( Posting from Mom's Computer in Texas) at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (ndqJC)

70 No, you can't meet my girlfriend. She's not from here. She's from, uh... Niagra Falls.

Posted by: President Wee Wee at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (AxPPh)

71 That damn dog barking is a "distraction".

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (VndSC)

72 where are the other girlfriends?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (7jxyE)


They compressed into guys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (1Jaio)

73
That composite girlfriend is a man, baby!

Posted by: Shagging Powers at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (gppu7)

74 So.....where is just one.....just one.....of these former 'girlfriends' that Barky created the composite from?

You'd think that at least...one...would've come forward by now, for their 15 minutes of fame. .....Maybe they are not female girlfriends.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (cB+Hn)

75 I don't have the stomach to read Barky's books even now. Maybe having gotten such a gold mine of dog eating jokes out of DFMF Jim Treacher is actually reading the damn things.

Posted by: Retread at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (joSBv)

76 Media is the enemy , Obama is just the errand boy.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (AWmfW)

77
The question I want answered is:

What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (TSo9A)

78 instead of talking about the economy,

This is NOT about the economy, people. It is NOT. It is about the feral government run amok feeding on the liberties of American citizens. A destroyed economy is but one of many consequences.

This is about the feral government and America, Fundamentally Deformed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (X3lox)

79 Joe the Plumber got a more thorough vetting than Gutsy Call.

Posted by: Warden at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (AxPPh)

80 You ain't had lovin til you had Composite lovin.

Posted by: eleven at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (KXm42)

81 Sandra Fluke has a little red corvette.>>

No we're paying for Sandra to have a big red snapper.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (tf9Ne)

82 I still find it interesting that even we conservatives seem to have never really read the autobiographical puffery either, and when we finally did, we found good "citizen of the world" stuff in there.


I wonder if Lolo ever scored any tiger to share?

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 03, 2012 04:27 PM (i3+c5)

83 Woah.....so many of us thinking the same thing....at the same time. ....It's kinda cool, really.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 04:27 PM (cB+Hn)

84 The question I want answered is:What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (TSo9A)
The kind of guy that answers a profession of love with "Thank you."

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 04:27 PM (+xmn4)

85 >>You'd think that at least...one...would've come forward by now, for their 15 minutes of fame.

They could be afraid of Mrs. SCOAMF. She's a moQbara' expert, you know.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 03, 2012 04:27 PM (/kI1Q)

86 @ 77 The answer is Barky. Twice.

Posted by: Retread at May 03, 2012 04:27 PM (joSBv)

87 President Ink Spot:

"'I'm gonna buy a Paper Doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellows cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real

When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all this world
I'd rather have a Paper Doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:27 PM (Af3Wg)

88 “Well, hello… (glances at name tag) Mr. O’Spades. I’m Bob, Mr. Romney’s Blogger Outreach Coordinator. Welcome to our secret meeting.”

“I’m certain you’re familiar with a few of the other right wing writers we’ve asked here today. Mr. Cole is from Balloon Juice, Mr. Johnson from Little Green Footballs and of course no introduction is necessary for Mr. Sullivan and Mr. Frum. Just grab a soda and join us over at the conference table.”

“Now Ace… can I call you Ace?... we know that you’ve got a following that we in the politics business like to call the ‘fringe’. We all want to get Obama out of office, right? So this is what we need you to do…”

Posted by: jwest at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (ZDsRL)

89 I pretend all my old girlfirends are French maids, and made them into a collage.

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (VndSC)

90 The problem is, we may discover the really dangerous things about Obama when it's too late.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

91
P-O-P, I have news for you. Very few people think like you.

The majority of voters are simple folk who vote pro-wallet.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (jUytm)

92 <<What stands out from the composite story isn’t that Obama amalgamated characters, it’s that the press hadn’t noticed until now.>>

No. Everyone already knew the Press was (and is) giving Obama a pass.

What stands out is Obama's willingness to let fiction stand in place of his life's events. I don't care if it's a "composite"...that's still fiction. Allowing fiction to stand in place of reality is the kind of mindset that assumes he deserves credit for the Bin Laden killing...or that the Economy has been fixed by him, once we've gotten past the current state of things and the Great Recession can be framed in the light of a "composite" without batting an eye.

Reality can now be re-shaped and "composited" and it's perfectly acceptable.

Posted by: sgt. york at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (cGPup)

93 What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?

****

It's like those 20-something singers who release greatest hits albums.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (piMMO)

94 39. "Creative non-fiction" .... uuummm .... nope my gyros just tumbled.

Posted by: Jay at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (Hk4g+)

95 "Hanging around his apartment discussing TS Eliot and wearing a sarong"



good to know he was wearing islamic style dress around the house in
his early twenties. or is that just a composite of his wardrobe?

Posted by: bannor, voting Sweet Meteor of Death 2012 at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (HEa5q)


Takes you back to Shrillary putting tha tpic of Barky the Dog-Eater in desert muslim garb that the Barky camp played off as just part of a political visit (which happens a lot). Interesting that he was waring that same garb for his regular life, too.

If only someone had read the "best selling" book ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (X3lox)

96 Its also important because it highlights something Rush Limbaugh noted: where are these old girlfriends? Are we to believe they're all shy, dead, or so dignified they wouldn't rush to a camera for an interview? Nobody from Obama's past wants to be talked to on camera, in today's celebrity-driven culture?

The most reasonable conclusion is that there were no girlfriends, the writer just made up some for the story. And that leads us to two uncomfortable places: he didn't write the book, and its full of made up crap.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (r4wIV)

97
What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?

I was wondering that same thing earlier today. Aren't biographies suppose to be, um, biographical? You know, like having real-life experiences in them?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 04:29 PM (d0Tfm)

98 Oops, President Mills Brother.

Ink Spot works better, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:29 PM (Af3Wg)

99 >>What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?

I had to write one when I was 17, as an assignment for "freshman seminar." But I didn't get a fucking 5-figure advance. Ptooey.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 03, 2012 04:29 PM (/kI1Q)

100 '35 Isn't a "Composite Girlfriend" what dateless teenage boys pretend to have?'

I think we all know that "composite girlfriend " is a euphemism for blow up doll.

Posted by: Libtard Feminist at May 03, 2012 04:29 PM (ZGZOi)

101 Bummer, libtard sock off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (ZGZOi)

102 I knew this composite girlfriend thing sounded familiar. Sounds like that scene from Napoleon Dynamite.

Obama: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.

The press: Is she hot?

Obama: See for yourself.


[hands him Deb's glamour shot sample]

The press: Wow.

Obama: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.


The press: I like her bangs.


Obama: Me too.


Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (Ky1+e)

103 This is the same MFM that tried and almost succeeded in covering up the fact that Barry had NOT quit smoking cigarettes. They wouldn't even let a trivial thing like that out lest it slightly damage their golden boy. He was their great hope to finally realize lefist utopia. I'm only cautiously hopeful that he may prove to be their Waterloo instead.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (dkExz)

104
"Hanging around his apartment discussing TS Eliot and wearing a sarong"





Nazi-sympathizer and anti-Semite TS Eliot.......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (ofIpS)

105 Everything new that I have learned about him in the last 2 weeks still makes me think he is a nasty self centered commie bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (i6RpT)

106
For example, if you think running a campaign on the virtues of the Tenth Amendment is gonna be successful, you're in for a disappointment.

People don't relate to stuff like that.

People relate to the shit in their daily grinds -- gas, groceries, jobs, debt, and safety.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (jUytm)

107 The kind of guy that answers a profession of love with "Thank you."


****

And, not even one of those warm, Southern, drawn-out Thank yooooouuu's but a swift cool response.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (piMMO)

108 Bark Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable traitor.

And a mutt-masticator.

Posted by: MrScribbler at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (MQc8e)

109 this was put out at this time as part of his campaign.

pretty obvious.

large publishers dont have lobbyists or people who are friendly with people in the wh?

its not like it took this long to gather all this precious information and write this percious book.

timing is everything, even to idiot communists, and even if they're totally wrong about the timing.

Posted by: Ebuzz Bunny, Feminist at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (kDcuG)

110 Making fun of those who eat dogs is racist against little yellow people.

Posted by: Betsey Wright, Fighting Fido Eruptions at May 03, 2012 04:30 PM (BVkEs)

111 99 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 03, 2012 04:29 PM (/kI1Q)

Like the Cheech and Chong routine of Sister Mary Elephant when she asks the class to read their assignment.

"What I did on my summer vacation.

I got up.
I took a shower.
I got dressed.
I had breakfast.
I went out.
I looked for a job.
I...

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (Af3Wg)

112 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 03, 2012 04:26 PM (TSo9A)

A SCOAMF that needs him a little redistribution of funds by means of the old write a book that will be bought by the carload by your "sponsor(s)" technique. The books are given away, the sales proceeds are deposited to a Cayman account, the book shows up as a best seller, intellectual credibility appears from nowhere, and the people sleep.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (i3+c5)

113 I still find it interesting that even we conservatives seem to have
never really read the autobiographical puffery either, and when we
finally did, we found good "citizen of the world" stuff in there.


Hugh Hewitt played hours of the audiobook version on the air in 2008. It's what introduced me to great Obama memes like "rode the pine in high school against a bunch of Asians half his height" and "only would talk to people in college that he thought would be useful for a political career".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (tqwMN)

114 107 The kind of guy that answers a profession of love with "Thank you."
He actually said "Thank you, me too"

Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (VndSC)

115 ...have we figured out who authorized the advance for Barry's first memoir when he was a nobody, and analyzed their ties to Soros et al?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (/kI1Q)

116 85 >>You'd think that at least...one...would've come forward by now, for their 15 minutes of fame.
They could be afraid of Mrs. SCOAMF. She's a moQbara' expert, you know.

Heh....Could be. .....But also a good reason to go public, for safety reasons.

No one would notice if some unknown person met with an 'accidental death'. ......And who knows, this might've already happened for all we know.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (cB+Hn)

117 "What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?"

What kind of publishing house gives an unknown a $40,000 advance to write a biography on himself, without even a shred of evidence he can write?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:32 PM (r4wIV)

118 Is his "white" family all dead? Never see or hear from them. Or are they all living in Moscow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 04:32 PM (i6RpT)

119 Russia beating war drums...I wonder why they get the balls to do that?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 04:33 PM (cjTjM)

120 First it was composite Hillary Rosens--now it's composite girlfriends ...


Maybe there was only one.

Could be that "composite girlfriends" is a brag, a stretch--fiction.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 04:34 PM (r2PLg)

121 >What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?



1) a narcissist who is convinced people are fascinated by him, or 2) a marxist ghostwriter hoping to create a false narrative that will propel a Manchurian candidate to the White House

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 03, 2012 04:34 PM (8sCoq)

122
That we are only discussing them this late into Obama’s career suggests that the vetting that should have happened four years ago was unforgivably neglected.

Ace had to go outside AoS for this?



Posted by: soothsayer at May 03, 2012 04:34 PM (jUytm)

123 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 04:32 PM (i6RpT)

Well, the "black" side is living large in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 03, 2012 04:34 PM (i3+c5)

124 She's not my special lady friend man . . . I'm just helping her concieve.

Posted by: The Composite American Hero and Dude John Edwards at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (qwK3S)

125 Composite girlfriend indeed.

Posted by: President Hide my Gay at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (+W4CG)

126 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2012 04:17 PM (Af3Wg)

Nu?

Redstu Yidish?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (nEUpB)

127 Does this also mean that the dog he ate could have been a composite of several dogs?

Posted by: Heralder at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (+xmn4)

128 I mean when you are skirting yourself Samoa style--but you really aren't Samoan just 1/32 of you might be...

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (r2PLg)

129 Hanging around his apartment discussing TS Eliot and wearing a sarong"






He was working on a Hope and Crosby movie - The Road the Socialism. Barry was going to play the Dorothy Lamour part

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (1Jaio)

130 I wonder if his composite girlfriend could like, turn into a bitchin' yellow camaro and blow stuff up because that would be like, bitchin'.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (Qxdfp)

131 116
85 >>You'd think that at least...one...would've come forward by now, for their 15 minutes of fame.

They could be afraid of Mrs. SCOAMF. She's a moQbara' expert, you know.



Heh....Could be. .....But also a good reason to go public, for safety reasons.



No one would notice if some unknown person met with an 'accidental
death'. ......And who knows, this might've already happened for all we
know.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 04:31 PM (cB+Hn)

Google Donald Young Obama

Posted by: S Daniel at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (BVkEs)

132 Media is the enemy , Obama is just the errand boy.


Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 03, 2012 04:25 PM (AWmfW)




I saw what you did there, you racist wingnut.

Posted by: Mawreen Dowdy at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (ofIpS)

133 The man not only didn't write his autobiography; he is just up to chapter 8 or so reading it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (cHVv4)

134
22 years old and still playing with the pronunciation of his name. Ghey.

Posted by: The artist formerly known as Prince at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (gppu7)

135 where are the other girlfriends? Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at May 03, 2012 04:21 PM (7jxyE)They've been compacted.

Posted by: teh Wind at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (HBU8E)

136 Russia beating war drums...I wonder why they get the balls to do that?

Why do I imagine that the information that was "tramit[ted] to Vladimir" was, "Did you know how much of a wimp this guy is? I figure all it'll take is a week or two of ever-escalating threats and he'll just roll over for us."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (8y9MW)

137 Russia beating war drums...I wonder why they get the balls to do that?
Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 04:33 PM (cjTjM)

With comrade obama in the White House, why worry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 04:36 PM (i6RpT)

138 Really, the best part of this is that my suspicions are confirmed that every snotty liberal I run into that talks about his "beautifully written" books and how they show how smart he is hasn't read the goddam things.

I wouldn't read them on a dare, because Obama is so repetitively tedious when's he's speaking that I'm sure his books would put me in a coma.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 03, 2012 04:36 PM (WYOrt)

139 In publishing today what percentage of autobiographies are fiction?

Posted by: Bob Saget at May 03, 2012 04:36 PM (SDkq3)

140 I was wondering that same thing earlier today. Aren't biographies suppose to be, um, biographical? You know, like having real-life experiences in them?


*****

A wonderful autobiography is Bob Hope's "Don't Shoot, It's Only Me" from a man who really respected the troops.

At first, I almost put it down, thinking it was going to just be one one-liner after another, but then it gets you and holds you. Very intersting stuff in there.

And, guess who took the handle off the toilet in Hitler's bunker....

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:36 PM (piMMO)

141 The Cocaine, Canine and Composites President

CCCP ring a bell?

Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2012 04:20 PM (Ky1+e)



Now, THAT is genius.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Why thank-you. I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (Ky1+e)

142
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama talkin to me try to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her vcause my head is like a sieve

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (cjTjM)

143 but then, his book claims that some characters may be composites.

It says that in the NEW forward. It didn't before.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (NG097)

144 "What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?"

A Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (ZGZOi)

145 >Russia beating war drums...I wonder why they get the balls to do that?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2012 04:33 PM (cjTjM)


because they know the President of the United States is either a) a 'fellow traveler' or b) a spineless pussy


Posted by: Jones in CO at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (8sCoq)

146 130 I wonder if his composite girlfriend could like, turn into a bitchin' yellow camaro and blow stuff up because that would be like, bitchin'.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at May 03, 2012 04:35 PM (Qxdfp)

********

I think you might have that sort of backwards.

One of his "composite girlfriends" probably was a-

Blow up.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (r2PLg)

147 With comrade obama in the White House, why worry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 03, 2012 04:36 PM (i6RpT)


He's still not "flexible" enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (1Jaio)

148
"Oh, feeli mi bonybelli. Dominoes Forbiscu. Benni selli alhis dominoes."

Anybody who knows Latin can translate that one for me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (d0Tfm)

149
What kind of publishing house gives an unknown a $40,000 advance to write a biography on himself, without even a shred of evidence he can write?Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:32 PM (r4wIV) Come on man...He's a frickin' poet. Apes, crunchy figs ring a bell? I'm surprised he didn't get more.

Posted by: Hedgehog at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (3jGS1)

150 <i>The question I want answered is:What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?</i>
<p>
Monday: Read Ace of Spades. Created three haikus about left wingers.Watched the Biggest Loserand jeered all the fatties trying to lose weight.Went to bed.
<p>
Tuesday: Had pretty good zinger on JeffB. I hate that dicksmoke. Ate turkey sandwich. Jacked off twice. Once while eating turkey sandwich.
<p>
Wednesday: ***???
Thursday: I am hung the fuck over. Pretty sure I did it with a trannie last night. On the plus side, I was the one doing the pitching I think. Also, came up with hilarious new sock puppet handle over at Ace of Spades, but then forgot to put my real nickname back in before making a serious intellectual point, which really took away a lot of my Ace of Spades credibility.
<p>
Friday: Killed a hobo by jamming a screwdriver in his ear as he slept under an underpass. Typical Friday night. Also, got out my warm water foot bath/massager thing from the closet, but decided that filling it up was just too much fuss.
<p>
Saturday: Hit refresh 5289 times over at Ace of Spades, but ace wasn't posting. I'm going to try to find his address so I can impress the importance of him posting FACE TO FACE. Related: bought some sweet ninja throwing stars.
<p>
Sunday: Made the top of the list of most frequent commenters. That's the 4th time this year. FUCKIN' SWEET. Totally mentioning that on Match.com. Also, ate four peperoni hot pockets. Not a bad day at all.

Posted by: Warden at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (AxPPh)

151 The MSM is like that really lazy guy at work who refuses to do his darned job. You need something he neglected to do, so you do it yourself. And sure, you CAN do it yourself, but he's being paid to do it, and you have other things you need to get done.

But he keeps collecting a paycheck, and there's no reason to suspect he's going to get fired anytime soon.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (TOk1P)

152
Why a That Obama Dated and Ate a Composite Dog, It Matters

Posted by: Red Green at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (5cOp6)

153 P-O-P, I have news for you. Very few people think like you.



The majority of voters are simple folk who vote pro-wallet.







Posted by: soothsayer at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (jUytm)


They still understand what America is about and how this nation is being killed. They still understand what the rule of Law is and what the difference is between that and judiciaries built on empathy (social justice/revenge). If there aren't enough such people then there is no America left, anyway, and this election will be utterly meaningless in terms of saving this country.

I believe that most of America still understands this and feels it, which is why I think this nation still has a chance. If not, however, you might as well hang it up because it would all be over, already.

Further, what many people mistakenly call "the economy" is really the financial system they are talking about. This confusion is what led to all the problems with TARP and the like. A financial problem was conflated into an economic problem, which is how things go really, really bad. ANd when interest rates rise and our debt service explodes to unmanageable levels people will understand that difference.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:38 PM (X3lox)

154 131....Google Donald Young Obama

Is that the ghey choir-member in Wright's church...whose murder is still 'unsolved'?

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 04:38 PM (cB+Hn)

155 he dated white chicks?

exclusively?

well that might affect the black vote...

by 0.0000000001%

Posted by: Ebuzz Bunny, Feminist at May 03, 2012 04:38 PM (kDcuG)

156 The most reasonable conclusion is that there were no girlfriends, the writer just made up some for the story. And that leads us to two uncomfortable places: he didn't write the book, and its full of made up crap.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:28 PM (r4wIV)

-----------------------------------------------------------

And/or.....the SCOAMT is a flaming queen.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2012 04:38 PM (WbGNc)

157 The updated article at Politico says it was in all editions of the book.

I'm going to the library and see if that's true.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 04:39 PM (NG097)

158 btw, my composite girlfriend has Kate Upton's face, Kate Upton's figure, Kate Upton's smile, and Kate Upton's money

Posted by: Jones in CO at May 03, 2012 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

159 I don't think President Obama is spineless toward Russia, I think he's sympathetic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:39 PM (r4wIV)

160 I feel a crack in the FORCE. No one likes a loser. This is clearly good for us. I said this earlier. The race card is off, late night guys are fucking with him with no shame.


I smell...... http://tinyurl.com/2y72ur




VICTORY!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (hXJOG)

161 My waifu is better then Obama's composite girlfriend:

http://bit.ly/IMXd1m

Posted by: Insane Otaku at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (XvHmy)

162 Is that the ghey choir-member in Wright's church...whose murder is still 'unsolved'?
----------------

Yeth.

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (BVkEs)

163 I'm still not going to read O's book.

Posted by: Pecos, at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (2Gb0y)

164 Besides all the Fundamentally Transforming America and gnereal Marxist bullshit didn't it seem weird - and I mean really weird - to anyone that this poseur had enough self esteem to write not one, but two autobiographies of himself. While he was still in his 30's?
Self-important jackhole. Jeez, where the hell is people's skepticism? Skepticism is a healthy thing.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (+Uv5V)

165 150 -

How do you know so much about my life????

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (TOk1P)

166 Why a Dog Dated and Ate a Composite Obama That It Matters

Posted by: Red Green at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (5cOp6)

167
nood racist post up

Posted by: soothsayer at May 03, 2012 04:40 PM (jUytm)

168 "What kind of fucking asshole writes a MEMOIR when he's 35 years old and hasn't done a goddamned thing, yet?"

Posted by Empire of Jeff

THIS. I have always wondered how utterly self-centered you have to be to write a memoir at that age (hell, he's "written" two, right)? Frankly, it's downright creepy.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 03, 2012 04:41 PM (msdmg)

169 Why did the link disappear from #48 above? http://tinyurl.com/ck2xna3

Posted by: Adjoran at May 03, 2012 04:41 PM (VfmLu)

170 He was working on a Hope and Crosby movie - The Road the Socialism. Barry was going to play the Dorothy Lamour part


****

HA! I said the other day that someone should do one of those Road takeoffs with the Obamas traveling the world.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2012 04:41 PM (piMMO)

171 he dated white chicks?



exclusively?



well that might affect the black vote...



by 0.0000000001%


I don't know. My understanding is that black chicks aren't down with blackman/white woman thing.

Posted by: toby928© at May 03, 2012 04:42 PM (NG097)

172 Is that the ghey choir-member in Wright's church...whose murder is still 'unsolved'?
Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2012 04:38 PM (cB+Hn)

-----------------------------------------

Oh yeah. I think I did read that. Found a composite condom in his ass. Strawberry flavored. The kind Barky liked.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2012 04:42 PM (WbGNc)

173 Posted by: Warden at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (AxPPh)

**********

Ha! Wow--that was pretty good.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2012 04:42 PM (r2PLg)

174 Well, you know what they say:

Once you go composite, you never go back.

Posted by: Tree falling in forest at May 03, 2012 04:42 PM (IlZPo)

175 I feel a crack in the FORCE.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1%


I felt a FORCE in my crack. Once.

But that "once" may be a composite. There was definitely compression.

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 03, 2012 04:42 PM (Ky1+e)

176 I have a composite unit: 25% horse cock-- 25% elephant cock-- 25% titanium --25% perpetual motion jackhammer.

Posted by: Warden at May 03, 2012 04:43 PM (AxPPh)

177 Frankly, it's downright creepy.


Posted by: Hobbitopoly at May 03, 2012 04:41 PM (msdmg)


It's only slightly creepy. Good enough for my vote!

Posted by: Evan Thomas, Newsweak at May 03, 2012 04:44 PM (X3lox)

178 ". . . dated a composite and ate a dog."

Be interesting if it were the other way around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2012 04:44 PM (exvgC)

179 "25% perpetual motion jackhammer."

That's got to be awkward at family gatherings. Do you hold your hat on your lap?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:45 PM (r4wIV)

180 I felt a FORCE in my crack. Once.

But that "once" may be a composite. There was definitely compression.


Was that you Barney?

Posted by: Barry's Black half at May 03, 2012 04:45 PM (hXJOG)

181 Out, damned sock, out!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 03, 2012 04:45 PM (IlZPo)

182 What kind of publishing house gives an unknown a
$40,000 advance to write a biography on himself, without even a shred of
evidence he can write?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:32 PM (r4wIV)


Wasn't it initially supposed to be about the law and how he parlayed his editor of the Harvard Law Review dogshit role into snagging that? Then he changed it to what it was like to be black at Harvard and finally what it was like to be a SCoaMF/T. Somebody got snookered; that's for damn sure.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 03, 2012 04:46 PM (g8py2)

183 Composite girlfriends are much more durable than the old vinyl ones.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at May 03, 2012 04:46 PM (IlZPo)

184 Hey, fuckers I got all this covered.

White chicks loved me, but I need to get back to my roots.

Posted by: Barry's Black half at May 03, 2012 04:47 PM (hXJOG)

185
TMI: Barky's love life comes to stage and screen in the eye-bleachingly wonderful musical, Sarong and Thong Song

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 03, 2012 04:47 PM (UzjcV)

186 What happened with his book is he was out of the blue approached by a publisher wanting him to write a book about being a scary negro at a honkey college. Barry agreed and they gave him the $40,00 advance, but several months later he asked if he could instead turn it into an autobiography. At the age of 35. They agreed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 04:48 PM (r4wIV)

187
150 Posted by: Warden at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (AxPPh)

You, sir, are a steely-eyed something-or-another...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 03, 2012 04:50 PM (UzjcV)

188 Oh and the new book has to be totally fake. A girlfriend saying he did the NTY crosswords? Please --the SCOAMF that lauded the "Corpse man" Twice in a speech could even begin to do that crossword? Maybe if he was just making pretty doodles in the boxes.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 03, 2012 04:50 PM (dkExz)

189 I submit that he was vetted by the media. They just never got around to telling us what they found.

Posted by: Vetted schmetted at May 03, 2012 04:50 PM (UB6eP)

190 Barack
Barack
Is a sucker
Of cock

Composite girls
From a hidden past
To make you think
He doesn't like man ass

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at May 03, 2012 04:53 PM (sJKFk)

191
Posted by: Warden at May 03, 2012 04:37 PM (AxPPh)








That reminds me. I gotta delete that daily journal from my computer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2012 04:56 PM (ofIpS)

192 A girlfriend saying he did the NTY crosswords?
Please --the SCOAMF that lauded the "Corpse man" Twice in a speech could
even begin to do that crossword? Maybe if he was just making pretty
doodles in the boxes.


Posted by: PaleRider at May 03, 2012 04:50 PM (dkExz)


Barky did the Monday puzzles.

But, you know Barky, he just filled in anything and pretended it was correct -

Barky the Dog-Eater: "'ueyr' is a well-known Austrian word that conforms exactly to clue 24 down."

Composite: "But, that is 24 across."

Barky the Dog-Eater: "'ueyr' also happens to be an acrostinym for the answer to 24 across."

Composite: "Really? Wow. That's neat. How did you learn all these things?"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 03, 2012 04:56 PM (X3lox)

193 Look over there. A squirrel!

Posted by: Bo at May 03, 2012 04:57 PM (ndlFj)

194 Not only did they give him $40,000 upfront, when it came time for him to produce the finished product he didn't have jack shit. THAT'S when he dropped his agent, picked up someone "with Chicago connections", changed the entire book to an "Autobiography" (this is where Ayers came in), AND somehow negotiated for more money. For a first time nobody.

Totally kosher.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 03, 2012 05:01 PM (+hk8d)

195 "What stands out is Obama's willingness to let fiction stand in place of his life's events. I don't care if it's a "composite"...that's still fiction."

Exactly. Who the hell uses a "composite" for previous girlfriends? No one, that's who. Well, except for Roy with his twisted French maid collage.

If he didn't want to give their actual names, he could have used descriptions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 03, 2012 05:03 PM (ZGZOi)

196
Warden @150

That was refreshingly hilarious. I salute you!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 03, 2012 05:05 PM (TSo9A)

197 LA Times Khalidi tape.

That's a symbolic representation of the press corpse's (sic) relationship with the Democrats.

I really, really, *really* hate journalists. I hate them most of all for being so monolithically corrupt that they practically force me to violate my principle that people should be judged as individuals and not as groups.

They are so corrupt they make the Mafia look like saints.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Squatch at May 03, 2012 05:06 PM (bxiXv)

198 "138 Really, the best part of this is that my suspicions are confirmed that every snotty liberal I run into that talks about his "beautifully written" books and how they show how smart he is hasn't read the goddam things. "

Your snotty liberal friends are too dumb to realize that a good share of books written by politicians are written by ghost writers. Kennedy got a Pulitzer Prize for a book that was actually written by Ten Sorenson.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 03, 2012 05:16 PM (ZGZOi)

199 Given Obama's childhood belief system in which one (the Won) gained the characterisitcs and powers of the animals one (the Won) consumed.
Do we really want to just assume Osama Bin Laden's body was just dumped in the ocean?
Not relevant, but I had to post it somewhere.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 03, 2012 05:26 PM (yk9pm)

200 Hmmm...
A bit more about Obama credibility vetting:
New Republic, 4/10/12, "Yes, Obama's Comments on the Court Made Sense."
http://j.mp/ep-lkj

Found this in just a few moments using the iresearch reporter text-mining search engine.

Check out their free service called http://newsfeedresearcher.com/ , which gives you instant background research reports on

Posted by: eplkj at May 03, 2012 05:34 PM (s005T)

201 I find it curious that Obama's composite characters, Genevieve and Ray always have a stark racial component to them. Obama broke up with the fictitious Genevieve because she didn't like some Black play Obama took her to and Obama used to always talk about Whitey with Ray.

Posted by: OxyCon at May 03, 2012 05:34 PM (ur8o6)

202 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at May 03, 2012 05:44 PM (7W3wI)

203 "Do we really want to just assume Osama Bin Laden's body was just dumped in the ocean? "

Actually I think I read that it was shipped back to America, and the ocean dumping thing was a lie.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 03, 2012 05:49 PM (r4wIV)

204 I think Obama is the composite character.

Posted by: Mayday at May 03, 2012 06:17 PM (orrLR)

205 "That we are only discussing them this late into Obama’s career suggests
that the vetting that should have happened four years ago was
unforgivably neglected. But, hey, it’s never too late to start."

It may be never too late to start, but it's unlikely to happen, even now.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 03, 2012 06:23 PM (1rHeD)

206 Maybe Oprah will jumpstart her show and do a Frey sort of interview, Million Little Pieces? Fake memoir? Yeah.

Posted by: Kim at May 03, 2012 06:51 PM (JigV/)

207 The bitch is part of a Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy trying to undo the Precedent. Probably spends less than $3000 per month on contraceptives too.


But don't be retarded. The Press knew all about Obama. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to cover his ass when the teabagging wingnuts eventually dug up something unsavory on him.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 07:18 PM (4fTlN)

208 By the way, do we know whether Obama dated a dog?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2012 07:18 PM (4fTlN)

209 Call me insane - and I am!
but, isn't creating "composites" of people that you have close personal relationships with (if you had sex, that's pretty close) the same kind of objectification of women that serial rapists and killers engage in?

Does anyone think that he would have made it through the primaries if this little bit had been making the rounds? And just think what Palin could have done with a tidbit like that to toss around..... sort of makes his nasty remarks towards Palin and (God help me) Clinton much more relevant..... I'm thinking he's got a problem with powerful women,

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at May 03, 2012 07:21 PM (L4CWX)

210
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=131630

Larry Barry. JEF's composite date.

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212 Everything one needs to know about defeating Obama can be learned from the Civil War:

"Bobby Lee is going to do this and Bobby Lee is going to do that. Oh, I am sick to death of hearing about what Bobby Lee is going to do. You'd think Lee was going to turn a double somersault,
and land in our rear and on both of our flanks at the same time. Go back
to your command, and try to think what we are going to do Lee ,
instead of what Lee is going to do us." U.S. Grant

"I intend to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer." US Grant

Posted by: We must do this at May 03, 2012 11:32 PM (u3N3z)

213 I was wondering, how does Mitt Romney being rich make Barack Obama a better President?

Posted by: Was Wondering at May 03, 2012 11:33 PM (u3N3z)

214 I thought Obama's book was an autobiography. If so, wouldn't a "composite" woman make it fiction?

Posted by: Spook at May 04, 2012 11:14 AM (pEkqu)

215 My composite girlfriend has a huge rack and great caboose. She's much hotter than Obama's composite girlfriend.

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