Overnight Open Thread

Who says crime doesn't pay? Especially if you are a public servant in New Jersey. Here's How You Do It.

Antoinette Galluzzo embezzled $50,000 in funds earmarked for a kids summer camp. The city fired her, so she cashed in her public employee pension. Then she went on unemployment.

But the best part? Superior Court Judge Eugene Austin ruled that she doesn't have to go to jail, but yes, she has to pay back the $50,000. Well some of it anyway. At $10 per month. Only for the three years of her probation though. After that, if the kids who got screwed want to recoup the remaining money they'll have to sue her in civil court.

Positive Effects Of Alcohol


I'm adding this to my kitchen to further my research.

Ah yes, research that you can drink to. First up, Red Wine Helps Weight Loss.

Scientists have revealed a compound found in red wine can help control obesity.

The substance, called piceatannol, delays the generation of young fat cells and prevents them from growing into mature fat cells.

The compound blocks insulin's ability to activate genes that carry out further stages of fat cell formation.

The heart-healthy agent found in the grape-based beverage is also thought to protect the body from heart and neurodegenerative diseases and cancer.

I have found over the years that this is true as well. Alochol Sharpens The Mind.

It is thought alcohol hinders analytical thinking and allows 'creative' thoughts that might otherwise by stifled to take root, allowing test subjects to come up with more imaginative solutions.

Half the group drank the equivalent of two pints of beer before doing the tests, while the rest carried them out sober.

The drinking group solved nearly 40 per cent more problems than the others, and took an average of 12 seconds compared to the 15.5 seconds needed by sober subjects.

In Living Color

On April 22nd, Fox is doing a special In Living Color reunion. This show was great when it was on back in the early 90's. Hopefully they'll bring the funneh like they did here in The 15 Best In Living Color Skits. Perhaps they could do The Reverend Wright and Barack Obama Comedy Hour skit?

Vortex On The Sun

Freaky.

Things Southern Boys Never Say

Top 31 Things You Will Never Hear Southern Boys Say.

Spitfires

I told you the UK was gonna end up with Spitfires as their new Air Force. Twenty Spitfires Buried In Burma During WWII To Be Returned To The UK. Ok, I keed but damn that would be sweet to get your hands on one. Evidently they were well preserved.

Obligatory Caturday Stuff

Mean monkey vs a kitteh.

It would seem Caturday might've started way back in the 1870s. Even Then, Humans Were Obsessed With Ridiculous Photos Of Cats.

Kitteh really, really likes this Pixar bird movie.


Anti-Pirate Pron

Pirates Decimated By Shipboard Security Team. Wish the video was better. And it would've been nice if the security team had maybe a Mk 38 Mod 2 25mm machine gun or a GAU-17/A Minigun or even a Mk 19 Grenade Launcher.

Speaking of guns. Do a double take when you see an adult with a water gun. It Could Be A Shotgun Disguised As A Water Gun. I'm sure some politician will now call for a ban on super soakers.

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Comments

1 so anyone confined to quarters in cartagena on the thread tonight?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

2 first?
whoa hottie dentists

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:35 PM (7FadD)

3 Shamelessly "borrowed" from Alex via FB:

Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist

http://tinyurl.com/72ws6fw

Here's yet another minor epitaph for the tombstone of Western culture.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 09:35 PM (pxoXh)

4 damn yankeefifth beat me by this --> <-- much!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:36 PM (7FadD)

5 Exciting Cleveland Indians game tonight. Cleared the benches twice.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 14, 2012 09:36 PM (VENdg)

6 Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist

as Instapundit might say: "21st Century Relationships"

how ya doin' Dr. Kratos? settled in to South Carolina?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:37 PM (7FadD)

7

The cat was born without legs and is forced to levitate.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:37 PM (TkGkA)

8 Wow! Actually caught the ONT early for once!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:37 PM (IlZPo)

9 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2012 09:38 PM (JMmQ9)

10 Good evening AltonJackson

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:38 PM (7FadD)

11 So far no tornadoes here, not even very much rain

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:38 PM (7FadD)

12 There's all this talk of red wine being good for you, but it always makes me feel like crap. I do much better with beer and whiskey.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:38 PM (IlZPo)

13 I would like to state at this time that Joe Buck is to the Yankees as MSDNC is to Obama.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:39 PM (IlZPo)

14 That's what I get for reading the content first.

Posted by: lizardbrain at April 14, 2012 09:40 PM (fWdId)

15 Thank you for a great ONT, CDR M
that is a crazy monkeh vs. kitteh video

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:40 PM (7FadD)

16 Whatever did we do without Craigslist as a means of sexual communication?

Posted by: someone at April 14, 2012 09:40 PM (bqjJT)

17 CDR M?

Off with his head!!

Posted by: The Red Queen at April 14, 2012 09:40 PM (sJTmU)

18 Hi CJ.

Yep, I'm pretty much settled in - thanks for asking, . Charleston is a nice place and I'm really glad I got the position down here.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 09:40 PM (pxoXh)

19 sorry chem, just luck on my part. I guess great minds do think alike.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

20 CDR M is in cartagena?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

21 Posted by: The Red Queen at April 14, 2012 09:40 PM (sJTmU)

Thanks to Paul W S Anderson, I now equate "The Red Queen" with that God-awful AI program from the Resident Evil live-action movie.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (pxoXh)

22
I'm going with Samantha Seeger - Azubi.

I believe azubi means penis manipulator.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (TkGkA)

23 before craigslist is was bathroom walls

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

24 @5 - Hey, that would be with the Royals.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (d+1xu)

25 20
CDR M is in cartagena?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

I was once back in 2009. Damn good time.

Posted by: CDR M at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (QaYwz)

26 I was once back in 2009. Damn good time.
Posted by: CDR M at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (QaYwz)

yeah but I am guessing you were smart enough to pay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

27 20 CDR M is in cartagena?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)


Yup.

Signed in as Client Numero Diez at El Bordello Cartagena.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:43 PM (niZvt)

28 @24, indeed it would.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 14, 2012 09:43 PM (VENdg)

29 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 14, 2012 09:44 PM (6HIQG)

30 If you think the British military is in bad shape, you should see what the U.S. military will look like by the time I'm done.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at April 14, 2012 09:44 PM (+nCNS)

31 yeah but I am guessing you were smart enough to pay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

You had to pay? Our hosts were very gracious. Food, brew and some lively dancin'.

Posted by: CDR M at April 14, 2012 09:44 PM (QaYwz)

32 anyone in for a moron meetup in cartagena? they will be telling stories for years about morons using cartel hitmen cheney style.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

33
Odds are the SS agents will be reprimanded but not terminated. Or, they will laterally transfer to another agency with the other fuck ups.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:45 PM (TkGkA)

34 22
I'm going with Samantha Seeger - Azubi.

I believe azubi means penis manipulator.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:42 PM (TkGkA)


You strike me as the sort that, if hospitalized, would beg all the pretty young nurses fpr a "sponge job."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (niZvt)

35 The Men on Football special halftime show during the Redskins-Bills Super Bowl was epic funny.


Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (ykSKg)

36 You had to pay? Our hosts were very gracious. Food, brew and some lively dancin'.
Posted by: CDR M at April 14, 2012 09:44 PM (QaYwz)

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

37 I must admit, I never realized that Cartagena actually existed outside of pirate movies.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (IlZPo)

38 Alochol Sharpens The Mind.

I see you haven't started, CDR M.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (qfooS)

39 #32

Stuck said he'd love to go but he'd need a fake passport to get back into the country. Sometimes it's hard to tell when he's kidding

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 14, 2012 09:47 PM (R5yLq)

40 Damn, 9-6 Cleveland leads in the 7th. Just turned it on. Been watching the weather

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 09:47 PM (d+1xu)

41 33
Odds are the SS agents will be reprimanded but not terminated. Or,
they will laterally transfer to another agency with the other fuck ups.


---------

TSA? In which case, whatever they could write off their expenses with the working ladies as job training.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 14, 2012 09:47 PM (g1Lui)

42 You strike me as the sort that, if hospitalized, would beg all the pretty young nurses fpr a "sponge job."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (niZvt)

In my experience, they force you to submit to a sponge bath even though you protest.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:47 PM (TkGkA)

43 33
Odds are the SS agents will be reprimanded but not terminated. Or, they will laterally transfer to another agency with the other fuck ups.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:45 PM (TkGkA)


If there is any nonsense element associated with this I hope they cash in and start writing tell alls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

44 RS McCain gave Ace major love on his blog. We should give some back to him. Here's a (not really) link:

http://tinyurl.com/76bg33c

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (w407e)

45 I understand why pron is misspelled, and is understand why teh ghey is misspelled, but I don't understand why the protocol is to misspell kitteh.

Posted by: artemis at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (2XMD1)

46 I see you haven't started, CDR M.

Is it bad form to call "thread winner" this early? Because I'm calling it now.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (IlZPo)

47 So NPR is claiming that the current crop of "Republicans Most Conservative They've Been In 100 Years"

Did I imagine they just spent $3.8T or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (3aXbg)

48 Nice ONT, CDR M. Airplanes!!

Good evening chemjeff, AltonJackson, yankeefifth, Cool Czech, steevy, et al.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 09:49 PM (7yvLv)

49 42 You strike me as the sort that, if hospitalized, would beg all the pretty young nurses fpr a "sponge job."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (niZvt)

I always thought he was the type to get into accidents so he sould spend a week in the hospital getting nurse service.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

50
TSA? In which case, whatever they could write off their expenses with the working ladies as job training.



Posted by: Anachronda at April 14, 2012 09:47 PM (g1Lui)

My guess would be Homeland Security, Postal Service, Border Patrol, or other sworn services.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:49 PM (TkGkA)

51 All those gorgeous female assistants, while Dr. Klaus looks like he's as ghey as the day is long. Figures.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (snRY5)

52 46
I see you haven't started, CDR M.

Is it bad form to call "thread winner" this early? Because I'm calling it now.


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (IlZPo)

--Does the post count as part of the thread? Needle < > thread?

Posted by: logprof at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (ykSKg)

53 If memory serves, it wasat CPAC 2006 that I first met Ace of Spades in
the smoking area in front of the Omni Shoreham Hotel. At that time, my
understanding of who was who in the blogosphere was extremely limited.
***
Was AoS the foremost smart war blog with kittehs in 2006?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (3aXbg)

54 Hi, L Rob!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (niZvt)

55 Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (IlZPo)

Because I watched too many '80s action movies, I thought "Val Verde" was a legit South American country for a while. Yeah, *dumbass*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (pxoXh)

56 L Rob!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

57 That levitating cat looks like she would make a warm slipper...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:51 PM (niZvt)

58 Peaches has brought it up first, but please go visit Stacy.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 09:51 PM (mKMj1)

59 but I don't understand why the protocol is to misspell kitteh.

So the puppehs don't feel singled out?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:51 PM (7FadD)

60 Actually, Dianna is the one who brought teh Stacy's Ace-love to the last thread. I just pimped it here. H/T Dianna!

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 09:52 PM (w407e)

61 Good evening L Rob
Hope your house is still standing after those tornadoes

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:52 PM (7FadD)

62 May I be the first to say that this is a MOST excellent ONT.. OK I am not big on the fucking cats, but everything else is primo.

I have made big fucking bucks with ideas that came about drunk. You need an assistant to remember the ideas, trust me on this.

The Southern boy post missed a few.

I'll just put the head in.

We got enough gas to get home.

She was an Indian

Dale Earnhardt was queer.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 09:52 PM (hXJOG)

63
Preznit Obama is embarrassed by the Cartegena hooker dustup, and is considering cancelling his trip to Zamunda to meet King Joffy Joffer.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:52 PM (TkGkA)

64 @44
'Glad he is giving ace props, but RSM is just not my cup of tea.

Just popped in to say mellow greetings. Woke up really early today so I can't stay up.

Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2012 09:52 PM (5H6zj)

65 Because I watched too many '80s action movies, I thought "Val Verde" was
a legit South American country for a while. Yeah, *dumbass*.
***
Could you wingnuts be any dumber? Its Mucho Grande.

Crack open a book or dial up the internets for God's sake.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2012 09:53 PM (3aXbg)

66 Buze nevr did nuthn tooo mee.

Really, if alcohol sharpened thinking, I would have been a Rhodes scholar by the time I was 29. We're talking olympic-level effort.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 09:53 PM (7yvLv)

67 Good evening.

http://tinyurl.com/cvve4q4

Rise, CTHULHU!

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 09:54 PM (F79HU)

68

Was AoS the foremost smart war blog with kittehs in 2006?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (3aXbg)

No crypto-mil-blog would be complete without the kittehs of war.
http://tinyurl.com/6s4e4zg

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 09:54 PM (w407e)

69 55 Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 14, 2012 09:46 PM (IlZPo)

Because I watched too many '80s action movies, I thought "Val Verde" was a legit South American country for a while. Yeah, *dumbass*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 09:50 PM (pxoXh)


At least you never thought "Yeahfukmeee" was next to Belize...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (niZvt)

70 Did I imagine they just spent $3.8T or something?


Posted by: 18-1

No, you did not.

It's amazing - drunken sailors are slandered by the comparison - but this is not conservative. It's insane, reckless disregard for the health of the republic!

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (mKMj1)

71 Today marks the 100th anniversary of the Titanic disaster. Famously, billionaires Isadore Strauss, Benjamin Guggenheim, and John Jacob Astor stoically went to their staterooms, put on their formal wear, and returned to the deck to watch the women and children board the boats, knowing they would die. John Jacob Astor said, "no woman or child will die because Astor is a coward".

Would this chivalry, noblesse oblige, whatever you want to call it, happen today? Would Donald Trump be Astor? And SHOULD it happen today? After all, it smacks of paternalism and chauvinism. If woman want to be equal, etc.... Discuss

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (AxHOT)

72 Anecdotal (meaning I can't find the source) on alcohol. Story was that MADD or some such group tried to do a video of the effect of alcohol on drivers and got some NASCAR drivers to do laps while drinking. Result was that after each drink, lap times improved and no one crashed or evidenced impaired driving. Sponsor canceled the video on the spot and destroyed the footage.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (i3+c5)

73 9-7 now. May be biting my nails.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (VENdg)

74 Viktoria has a puffy face.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 14, 2012 09:56 PM (j+Izh)

75 chemjeff, we went to our shelter at about 3am today for the first time in many years. The tornado lifted over our neighborhood and didn't even break any trees. Wimpy.

All the stuff today is north and west, so far. I think central OK dodged the bullet today.

Are you supposed to get storms tonight?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 09:56 PM (7yvLv)

76 Kitteh should have slapped the sh*t out of that annoying monkey.

Also... are those cloned aryan dentists or something?

Posted by: shibimi, existentialist at April 14, 2012 09:56 PM (z63Tr)

77 #66

If it were true L Rob my Irish ancestors would rule this planet

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 14, 2012 09:56 PM (R5yLq)

78 My entire master's thesis was based on analdotal evidence.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2012 09:57 PM (niZvt)

79 Cats? What is it with the cats? They are like women, you can not do anything with them. They eat your food and shit and shed.

Give me a dog that will hunt.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 09:57 PM (hXJOG)

80 #76

Swedish fembots?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 14, 2012 09:57 PM (R5yLq)

81
The SS prostitute gig will create a new reality show for NBC featuring gangsta SS agents and Spanish looking hookers.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 14, 2012 09:57 PM (TkGkA)

82 60
Actually, Dianna is the one who brought teh Stacy's Ace-love to the last thread. I just pimped it here. H/T Dianna!


Posted by: Peaches

*Sniffle*

I'm so grateful!

ha!

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 09:57 PM (mKMj1)

83 77 #66

If it were true L Rob my Irish ancestors would rule this planet
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 14, 2012 09:56 PM (R5yLq)


I didn't know you drank too much, Hummingbird!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2012 09:58 PM (niZvt)

84 59th!!


winner!!!!

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 09:59 PM (AZ8Mb)

85 3.8T Dems spending, back in Hong Kong I could get a shoe shine, sauna, and massagee for 14 US Bucks and that included a fine tip I should be the Fed Chairman ..I negotiate well with hookers...With that skill I could run congress

Posted by: Old Blue Eyes at April 14, 2012 09:59 PM (BhxjG)

86 The tornado lifted over our neighborhood and didn't even break any trees. Wimpy.

Well, thank heavens for wimpy tornadoes.

Yeah we're supposed to get storms, but it doesn't look like they will be anything major like Kansas is getting.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 09:59 PM (7FadD)

87 Off, plugs sock.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:59 PM (niZvt)

88
It's amazing - drunken sailors are slandered by the comparison - but
this is not conservative. It's insane, reckless disregard for the
health of the republic!
***
And looking at the presidential side of things, the Republicans in 2008/12 will have nominated the two most liberal Republican candidates for office since Nixon.

I hear the left moaning about far right Republicans, when all I can see are people asking to have their socialism a littler slower, pretty please.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 09:59 PM (3aXbg)

89 Today marks the 100th anniversary of the Titanic disaster. Famously, billionaires Isadore Strauss, Benjamin Guggenheim, and John Jacob Astor stoically went to their staterooms, put on their formal wear, and returned to the deck to watch the women and children board the boats, knowing they would die. John Jacob Astor said, "no woman or child will die because Astor is a coward".

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (AxHOT)

I love the shit out of this quote.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:01 PM (F79HU)

90 77
#66



If it were true L Rob my Irish ancestors would rule this planet

Posted by: Hummingbird

Whiskey was God's way of keeping the Irish from taking over the world.

No one has ever explained what prevented Scots domination, though, and I'm here to tell you that the Scots drink whiskey.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:01 PM (mKMj1)

91 After all, it smacks of paternalism and chauvinism. If woman want to be equal, etc.... Discuss
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (AxHOT)

amaxing what a diff 100 years makes.

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:01 PM (AZ8Mb)

92
44 RS McCain gave Ace major love on his blog. We should give some back to him. Here's a (not really) link:http://tinyurl.com/76bg33c
Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 09:48 PM (w407e)


You know he deserves to be smacked around for that post. Latina Tranny hookers? Please we're not that low class. We spring for Thai Tranny hookers.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (GULKT)

93 That no-legs kitteh is weirding me plumb out!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (7yvLv)

94 chemjeff, you simply must check out the "Cats of War" slideshow. I know it's old, but well worth a second glance . . .

http://tinyurl.com/6s4e4zg

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (w407e)

95 Would this chivalry, noblesse oblige, whatever you want to call it, happen today?

Cap'n Schettino unavailable for comment, he's hiding under a blanket

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (QTHTd)

96 Anecdotal (meaning I can't find the source) on
alcohol. Story was that MADD or some such group tried to do a video of
the effect of alcohol on drivers and got some NASCAR drivers to do laps
while drinking. Result was that after each drink, lap times improved and
no one crashed or evidenced impaired driving. Sponsor canceled the
video on the spot and destroyed the footage.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (i3+c5)
NASCAR would never allow it, and would punish drivers who would consider participating with a huge hammer. Didn't happen

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (AxHOT)

97 http://is.gd/dTTCoE

Posted by: Gerry at April 14, 2012 10:03 PM (5BGSD)

98 @72. Sounds like one of my favorite WKRP episodes.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 10:03 PM (d+1xu)

99 Nietzsche is not remembered for the aphorism: “I’m big and I’m beautiful, maybe you just can’t handle a full-figured woman!!!”
***
One thing I think we could well use for Nietzsche is his embrace of philosophical "ad hominem". Or in other words, ask yourself if the person preaching a particular philosophy is living it himself.

Now, real philosophy is tough to adhere to, true. But, if you can't be bothered to stop taking charter flights, maybe we shouldn't be that concerned with the effect heating our house is having on mother Gaia...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 10:04 PM (3aXbg)

100 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYY180CVKY <--- I know the AoS Gaeltacht here have seen this already, but it bears posting again

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:04 PM (QTHTd)

101 http://is.gd/dTTCoE
Posted by: Gerry at April 14, 2012 10:03 PM (5BGSD)

Come on, if you had to work for the Fuckstick in Chief you'd need to blow off steam, too. It's either punch things or screw, and I know what I'd rather do.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:05 PM (F79HU)

102 9-8 now barb but we have 6,7,8 hitters coming up in the bottom half.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 10:06 PM (d+1xu)

103 In Living Color was pretty damned good. The best "Men on . . . " skits were the series where Damon Wayans got hit in the head with a skillet and went straight. Eventually the other guy hit him again to turn him queer again.

I also like the dysfunctional family skits. Pork and beans!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 10:07 PM (7yvLv)

104 John Jacob Astor said, "no
woman or child will die because Astor is a coward".

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (AxHOT)

I love the shit out of this quote.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:01 PM (F79HU)

Astor was a MAN, not some metrosexual pantywaist. After all, he made his fortune killing and skinning furry mammals

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (AxHOT)

105 That levitating cat looks like she would make a warm slipper...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 14, 2012 09:51 PM (niZvt)

If only that had been posted with a Heather Mills sock...

Posted by: garrett at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (e5vkq)

106 dunno for sure, but suspect kittteh comes from the ubiquitous LOLcat/LOLspeak meme

Posted by: someone at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (bqjJT)

107 No one has ever explained what prevented Scots domination, though, and I'm here to tell you that the Scots drink whiskey.


Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:01 PM


Couldn't get anyone else to pay for it.

Posted by: huerfano at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (bAGA/)

108 Pirates wipeout vid not working on this smartphone.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (ndp2I)

109
You know he deserves to be smacked around for that post. Latina Tranny hookers? Please we're not that low class. We spring for Thai Tranny hookers.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (GULKT)

is there a difference?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

110 Argh. The Indians are trying to kill me yet again. And speaking of the Irish, Jack Hannahan has quite the Irish temper.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 14, 2012 10:09 PM (VENdg)

111 94
chemjeff, you simply must check out the "Cats of War" slideshow. I know it's old, but well worth a second glance . . .

http://tinyurl.com/6s4e4zg


Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (w407e)



lol that is funnyI like the paratrooper kittehs

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:09 PM (7FadD)

112 103 In Living Color was pretty damned good. Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 10:07 PM (7yvLv)

How about me?

Posted by: Vera D. Milo at April 14, 2012 10:09 PM (WUWb9)

113 Has anyone been to a bar lately?

American men are a passle of painty waists today.

Posted by: John Wayne at April 14, 2012 10:10 PM (AZ8Mb)

114 Damn, if my dentist's assistants looked like those in the picture, I would have a weekly checkup.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 14, 2012 10:10 PM (1grxW)

115 Anthrax - Crush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pwSi06NL74

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:10 PM (F79HU)

116 amaxing what a diff 100 years makes.
***
The beginning of the end of their world was only 2 years away. WWI gave birth to a much weaker world intellectually then what had proceeded it.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 10:11 PM (3aXbg)

117 American men are a passle of painty waists today.

Posted by: John Wayne at April 14, 2012 10:10 PM (AZ8Mb)

I blame the excess birth control getting into the environment.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:11 PM (F79HU)

118
@72. Sounds like one of my favorite WKRP episodes.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 10:03 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4

Posted by: huerfano at April 14, 2012 10:11 PM (bAGA/)

119 The Indians are trying to kill me yet again.
***
Just stay out of the 7-11s.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 14, 2012 10:12 PM (3aXbg)

120 Anthrax - Catharsis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0B6VUKkTfU

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:12 PM (F79HU)

121 Deep into the left field corner and....gone. Game tied.

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 10:13 PM (d+1xu)

122 LOL, thank you, Slow Joe.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 14, 2012 10:13 PM (VENdg)

123 One thing I think we could well use for Nietzsche is his embrace of philosophical "ad hominem". Or in other words, ask yourself if the person preaching a particular philosophy is living it himself.

Now, real philosophy is tough to adhere to, true. But, if you can't be bothered to stop taking charter flights, maybe we shouldn't be that concerned with the effect heating our house is having on mother Gaia...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 14, 2012 10:04 PM (3aXbg)

hear, hear

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

124 Shouldn't we have a Loser Pays system for our Presidents?

Obama and the Dems should have to repay the $5 trillion deficit they racked up.

Posted by: cherry at April 14, 2012 10:14 PM (OhYCU)

125 Peaches, here are some more war kittehs for you
http://tinyurl.com/o2s5o

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:14 PM (7FadD)

126 Damn, if my dentist's assistants looked like those in the picture, I would have a weekly checkup.

Posted by: MrCaniac

My dentist (well, one of the two that own the practice) looks like Steevy Nicks(actually she is cuter than that) and likes to sing during dental procedures. She does think that she is Steevy Nicks.
She's a stitch. She also is happily married and has five kids. Snap.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 14, 2012 10:14 PM (sJTmU)

127 The Men on Football special halftime show

Didn't Wayans & Grier recently do a men on film skit on snl?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 10:15 PM (weBW/)

128 retired Marine Captain and Silver Star recipient Brian Stann won his UFC fight today

check out this story on his mission in Iraq that recently aired on FX

http://youtu.be/zvZLzRORHYc#t=0m37s

Posted by: Jose at April 14, 2012 10:15 PM (srIqv)

129 Tks huerfano

Posted by: teej at April 14, 2012 10:15 PM (d+1xu)

130 You know he deserves to be smacked around for that post. Latina Tranny hookers? Please we're not that low class. We spring for Thai Tranny hookers.
Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 10:02 PM (GULKT)

is there a difference?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

and another thing who do you think would take a punch better a 120 pound latina hooker or a 120 pound latina tranny hooker?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

131 Excuse me, Doctor, could I have some Novocaine for my boner?

Posted by: nickless at April 14, 2012 10:16 PM (MMC8r)

132 ummm... why would you want your mind... sharpened?

Posted by: cherry at April 14, 2012 10:16 PM (OhYCU)

133 ok, I'm back and sort of paying attention now

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (JMmQ9)

134 #113

Not all of them. Trust me

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (R5yLq)

135 Anthrax - Inside Out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csa-6Qea1_w

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (F79HU)

136 American men are a passle of painty waists today.Posted by: JohnWayne

'painty'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (qfooS)

137 132
ummm... why would you want your mind... sharpened?


So that you can stab people with it. Duh!

Posted by: Pencils and Knives at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (7FadD)

138 Latina tranny hookers punch above their weight.

And, have always been our strongest allies.

Posted by: BHO at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (7yvLv)

139 I watched the Pirate Vid, did any get actually shot?

you'd thin pirates should take a bullet here and there...

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (AZ8Mb)

140 Anyone interested it Quentin Tarantino's new movie, Django Unchained?

Plot revealed!

http://latino-review.com/2012/04/13/plot-django-unchained/

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:18 PM (F79HU)

141 Crap, where is my passport, I have this sudden need to get my teeth cleaned.


'sup, jackwagons?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 14, 2012 10:18 PM (Gk3SS)

142 My dentist's assistants are OK but my dentist herself??

OH, EM, GEE.

Incredibly HAWT, brunette, piercing light brown eyes and a Romanian accent. Really relaxed and fun to talk to as well.

I had to think about baseball, cold showers and Helen Thomas the whole time. The Little Lobster's exoskeleton was getting harder.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 14, 2012 10:18 PM (ay6+/)

143 Obama and the Dems should have to repay the $5 trillion deficit they racked up.

Posted by: cherry

Maybe we should give them a payment book and they can work it out on installments. 1200 months, at $25 billion a month (with interest!).

Why, that's a hundred years!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 14, 2012 10:18 PM (sJTmU)

144 'painty'?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (qfooS)

that is old school for 'dirty drawers'

Posted by: John Wayne at April 14, 2012 10:19 PM (AZ8Mb)

145 Hi alexthechick
how go the preparations for Alextopia?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:19 PM (7FadD)

146 113
Has anyone been to a bar lately?



American men are a passle of painty waists today.

Posted by: John Wayne at April 14, 2012 10:10 PM (AZ8Mb)

John, go to Myrtle Beach bike weekend, trust me you will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:21 PM (hXJOG)

147 'painty'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop

I think he meant me, the big bully.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at April 14, 2012 10:21 PM (sJTmU)

148 33

Odds are the SS agents will be reprimanded but not terminated. Or,
they will laterally transfer to another agency with the other fuck ups.
----------------------

Or, go back to working another angle to get Obama out of the WH.

Posted by: MOSSAD is on our side at April 14, 2012 10:22 PM (HOOye)

149 Like his security detail these days, the man seems bent on f0qing us hard and leaving us with the bill when he's done. Talk about metaphor alert.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:22 PM (QTHTd)

150 when I told my dental hygenist that I went to school in Pittsburgh, she showed me her Steelers tattoo... on her tooth
now that was a little weird
oh, and no, she's not hot either

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (7FadD)

151 Has anyone been to a bar lately?

#32 Things you'll never hear a Southerner say

Posted by: cherry at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (OhYCU)

152 yeah well as the song goes "if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life get an ugly woman for your wife." I am sure no one around here has followed those words literally in any way, or had a chance to help someome follow them, but I do not want some hot someone or other performing vital and or essential services. I do not need to be wondering if they took a series of janator closet short cuts to ease their way through school and land a cushy job. I want some ugly mothereffer that had to work for everything twice as hard as everyone else just to avoid getting kicked out over scaring the class and now has a thriving practice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

153 Anthrax - P ampersand V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-vGx2xqITw


Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (F79HU)

154 If the chick doesn't a tattoo on her tit, she's not shit.

Bike weekend. Blow Jobs at the bar, no charge.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (hXJOG)

155 Home Boy Shopping Network... dudes were out of control doing it...BAM!

I was stationed in San Diego when the first episode was sown... got a phone call after it ended from a African American - he asked me if I had seen In Living Color... told him that I did...He said that it was the "funniest shit he'd ever seen" and hung up on me...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (Jls4P)

156
Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (7FadD)

How does one tattoo a tooth?
Sounds hardcore.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (F79HU)

157 when I told my dental hygenist that I went to school in Pittsburgh, she showed me her Steelers tattoo... on her tooth
now that was a little weird
oh, and no, she's not hot either
Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (7FadD)

did she put it back in her pocket after she showede it to you or leave it lying on the tray with the flouride?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

158 OK, I can sorta understand the angst with the SS guys bringing in an augmented squad of hookers, but the GIs? Military guys can't get hookers without "embarassing the USA"?

What has brought us to this lowly state?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (7yvLv)

159 151
Has anyone been to a bar lately?

#32 Things you'll never hear a Southerner say

#33 I never been thrown out of a bar.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (hXJOG)

160 #150

She had a tattoo on her tooth? Hard to believe she wasn't hot!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (R5yLq)

161 158
OK, I can sorta understand the angst with the SS guys bringing in an
augmented squad of hookers, but the GIs? Military guys can't get hookers
without "embarassing the USA"?



What has brought us to this lowly state?



Cheap smoking hot hooks. Da huh

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:25 PM (hXJOG)

162 The ILC takedown of Vanilla Ice has to be seen to be believed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpnxdszPIe8

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:26 PM (QTHTd)

163 Huh, Mel Gibson might be the villain in Machete Kills.

http://tinyurl.com/c6lkea7

I'm desperate for RObert Rodriguez to do something badass on the level of Desperado or Bordello of Blood again. He hasn't topped himself since.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:26 PM (F79HU)

164 Latina tranny hookers punch above their weight.

And, have always been our strongest allies.
Posted by: BHO at April 14, 2012 10:17 PM (7yvLv)

yeah but the question is can the take a punch. is the hooker or tranny hoooker more likely to jump back up and scratch your eyes out? which is more likely to run around screaming like a little girl?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

165 Anthrax - 604

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xPnv7tOa9I

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:26 PM (F79HU)

166 "But to stand an' be still to the Birken'ead drill is a damn tough bullet to chew"

Rudyard Kipling, Soldiers and Sailors, Too

From Wiki article on HMS Birkenhead

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 14, 2012 10:26 PM (RJOgX)

167 Anthrax - Toast To The Extras

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnz1zozlVqI

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:27 PM (F79HU)

168 Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (7FadD)

How does one tattoo a tooth?
Sounds hardcore.
Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:24 PM (F79HU)

Robert!

I am not so sure. I would think a dentist would want to have staff with more than one tooth. not very good advertising.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

169 how go the preparations for Alextopia?



Good! I sorted out a bunch of change today so there's the money to buy another few square miles of Detroit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 14, 2012 10:28 PM (Gk3SS)

170 Yankee!

Chick needs another tooth tattooed. "Eat at Joe's"

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:29 PM (F79HU)

171 Stuff a Southern boy would never say #33:

Honey, them cutoffs is a mite short.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 10:30 PM (7yvLv)

172 Good! I sorted out a bunch of change today so there's the money to buy another few square miles of Detroit.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 14, 2012 10:28 PM (Gk3SS)

Hold on for a bit . . . I'm not sure landfill is the wise investment it once was.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:30 PM (w407e)

173 Yankee!

Chick needs another tooth tattooed. "Eat at Joe's"
Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:29 PM (F79HU)

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

174 speaking of real estate in Detroit (Rock City), did you see this: http://tinyurl.com/829qbao

dude is living in an abandoned auto plant

I wonder if he'd take in a boarder...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2012 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

175 Anthrax - Born Again Idiot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYPDtlVoWHc

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:31 PM (F79HU)

176 Good! I sorted out a bunch of change today so there's the money to buy another few square miles of Detroit.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 14, 2012 10:28 PM (Gk3SS)

labor is cheap. you could have fairly large agricultural enterprise there. tomatoes, lettuce, strawberries, oranges, apples.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

177 171
Stuff a Southern boy would never say #33:



Honey, them cutoffs is a mite short.

Posted by: L Rob in OK

But he probably overheard his father-in-law-to-be saying it. If you catch my drift.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:32 PM (mKMj1)

178 Stuff a Southern boy would never say #34

Hold my beer for a minute, willya?

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:32 PM (w407e)

179 Anthrax - Cupajoe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqAa8aNtEPU

Dedicated to coffee lovers everywhere.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:33 PM (F79HU)

180 The kids are watchig Swiss Family Robinson now.

good flick

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:33 PM (AZ8Mb)

181 However, "Hold my beer for a minute, willya? ... and watch this!" are common last words - at least in Texas

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:34 PM (QTHTd)

182 Stuff a Southern boy would never say #35

Hey, don't I get vegetables with this smothered po'k chop?

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:34 PM (w407e)

183 oranges, apples.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

Oranges grown in Detroit??

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:34 PM (AZ8Mb)

184 labor is cheap. you could have fairly large agricultural enterprise there. tomatoes, lettuce, strawberries, oranges, apples.


Actually, there's discussion of reverting parts of Detroit to agriculture. It's not a bad idea, though I have a sneaking suspicion that there might be a wee bit of contamination in the soil.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 14, 2012 10:34 PM (Gk3SS)

185
178 Stuff a Southern boy would never say #34Hold my beer for a minute, willya?
Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:32 PM (w407e)


Oh come on, they'd totally say that. Right before doing something incredibly danegerous and stupid.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 10:35 PM (GULKT)

186 178
Stuff a Southern boy would never say #34

Hold my beer for a minute, willya?


Posted by: Peaches

You're kidding, right? That usually precedes the famous last words: "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:35 PM (mKMj1)

187 Evening Everyone!

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:35 PM (zyaZ1)

188 90 the Scots drink whiskey.

Properly, its whisky

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 14, 2012 10:35 PM (RJOgX)

189 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:34 PM (QTHTd)

How are you feeling? I'm concerned. And, no, I'm not just talkin' smack here. It's somewhat encouraging that you have the strength to ONT, but again, I'm concerned.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:35 PM (w407e)

190 Anthrax - Killing Box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGhx3OFccI

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:35 PM (F79HU)

191 Howdy, Zakn!

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:36 PM (F79HU)

192 181
However, "Hold my beer for a minute, willya? ... and watch this!" are common last words - at least in Texas


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo

I see you've met some of my relatives. Briefly, anyway.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:36 PM (mKMj1)

193 Oh, it's definitely flu - the chills and bodyaches have set in. I'm keeping the posts short and non-angry. I'm mostly worried about Monday - first day on the job *bites nails*

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:37 PM (QTHTd)

194 94

chemjeff, you simply must check out the "Cats of War" slideshow. I know it's old, but well worth a second glance . . .

http://tinyurl.com/6s4e4zg
--------------

WARNING: Slide 6 requires vomit bucket.

Posted by: stealth feline at April 14, 2012 10:37 PM (HOOye)

195 Stuff a Southern Boy will never say:

Check out my modded out Honda Civic!

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (zyaZ1)

196 I've been going on about 5 hours sleep today and it looks like the storms passed us by, so that's it. Thanks for the ONT, CDR M!

Good night, morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (7yvLv)

197 Yo Roberto!

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (zyaZ1)

198 Properly, its whisky

Posted by: Fox 2!

If we want to get all gael about it, it's uisbeagh. But I'll stop if you will!

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (mKMj1)

199 Oh, it's definitely flu - the chills and bodyaches have set in. Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:37 PM (QTHTd)

Pretty sure you can drink your way through this!!

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (AZ8Mb)

200 I just nominated Robert Kennedy Jr as a Malefraktor for opposing windmill farms off MA coast!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 14, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

201 Anthrax - Harm's Way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3cDk-obiVM

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:39 PM (F79HU)

202 Zakn- LOL! But Asians in Houston would do that and drag-race with the tricked-out redneck and lowrider vehicles. So, depends on the Southerner's origin . . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:39 PM (QTHTd)

203 If we want to get all gael about it, it's uisbeagh. But I'll stop if you will!
Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (mKMj1)


can you spell that phoenitically?

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:40 PM (AZ8Mb)

204 can you spell that phoenitically?

Fuckin phonics, how do they work?

Posted by: any Scot, Manx or Irishman at April 14, 2012 10:41 PM (QTHTd)

205 Awwww, kittehs. In pajamas.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 14, 2012 10:41 PM (hO8IJ)

206 John Jacob Astor said, "no woman or child will die because Astor is a coward".



Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (AxHOT)



I love the shit out of this quote.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:01 PM

Actually it was Benjamin Guggenheim who was reported to have made that quote. Astor had previously asked 2nd officer Lightoller if he could accompany his wife on her lifeboat as she was pregnant, but Lightoller turned him down as he stuck hard to the "women and children only" interpretation of the tradition

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2012 10:41 PM (Y+DPZ)

207 Okie dokie, I stand corrected. A Southern boy will say "hold my beer" under certain circumstances. I do, however, know that one of the most popular pick-up lines is "hey, wait a sec, didn't you used to be my sister?"

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 10:41 PM (w407e)

208 Stuff a Southern Boy will never say:

That fucking Sherman was a hell of a general, wasn't he?

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 14, 2012 10:42 PM (AxHOT)

209 I'm still waiting to get fed. There are three people in the kitchen, but no food has emerged.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:42 PM (mKMj1)

210 142
My dentist's assistants are OK but my dentist herself??

OH, EM, GEE.

Incredibly HAWT, brunette, piercing light brown eyes and a Romanian accent. Really relaxed and fun to talk to as well.

I
had to think about baseball, cold showers and Helen Thomas the whole
time. The Little Lobster's exoskeleton was getting harder.


Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 14, 2012 10:18 PM (ay6+/)

Damn, my dentist is in his 50's and his hygenist is wider than me.Now my doctor's office is a different story. They just hired a new doctor and had her picture in the lobby welcoming her. Hawt. While walking back to the exam room I saw her and damn she was hot. I was hoping that she would come in and do my prostate exam instead of my doctor.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 14, 2012 10:42 PM (1grxW)

211 I gots a question: did any of you hear about the battery explosion at the Government Motors Tech Center on Wednesday? I was wondering how much play this got outside of the metro Detroit (Rock City) area. GM is bending over backward to tell anyone who'll listen (after suspending dis-belief) that it was not connected to the Volt (which is complete bullsiht)

click my nick for sketchy details and a few links

I'm really curio.... interested if GM's latest battery issue is getting any attention across the fruited plain

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JMmQ9)

212 fyckin dentist. its like he's trying to start his own master race. Try to horn in on my action and see what fucking happens, Dr. Giggles.

Posted by: Empire of Fenster at April 14, 2012 10:43 PM (JDIKC)

213 Zim, oh, sorry to hear about the flu! and first day on the new job on Monday? oh man that sucks... here ya go http://tinyurl.com/4c25qk

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:43 PM (7FadD)

214 Anthrax - Stealing From A Thief

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wemuqamHn7Q

I'm out.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 10:43 PM (F79HU)

215 Anyone here in Wichita?


Wichita - NWS Reporting - MAJOR HOUSE BUILDING DAMAGE LIKELY COMPLETE DESTRUCTION POSSIBLE. PLEASE GO TO SHELTER

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2012 10:43 PM (X6akg)

216 150
when I told my dental hygenist that I went to school in Pittsburgh, she showed me her Steelers tattoo... on her tooth
now that was a little weird
oh, and no, she's not hot either


Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:23 PM (7FadD)
-----------And, she's not from the south. hmm

Posted by: stealth feline at April 14, 2012 10:44 PM (HOOye)

217 I loves me some William T Sherman.

Did he kick ass or what?

My family in the Alabamma does not see it the same...

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)

218 My wife was busy tonight and asked me to fix dinner. We had chicken cordon bleu with a mushroom wine sauce, wild rice wirh mushrooms, light salad, apple strussel pie with carmel sauce. I didn't make the pie. We didn't sit down to eat till 10pm but it was worth it.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 10:44 PM (JKNDp)

219 Hi Zakn you still off work?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:44 PM (7FadD)

220 definitely doing the drinking lots of water thing. I'm not irrigating my sinuses on account they're fine - for now - and I don't want to turn into an amoeba zombie.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:44 PM (QTHTd)

221 Wow, 20 Spitfires. That must be worth a nice chunk of change.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 14, 2012 10:44 PM (3ant9)

222 TCM is showing the 1958 British film based on Walter Lord's book, "A Night to Remember"

They did it in semi documentary style, with no score and no extraneous drama. Then unknown David McCallum played wireless operator Harold Bride

Posted by: kbdabear at April 14, 2012 10:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

223 The 1943 Titanic is on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwh3LthX2Es

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 14, 2012 10:46 PM (hO8IJ)

224 can you spell that phoenitically?

Posted by: jake

"Wisky". Or "Whisky". Or "Whiskey."

Depending on who you ask.

Frankly? Irish/Gaelic spelling was created to confuse the heck out of the English.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:46 PM (mKMj1)

225 Ohio Dan that sounds wonderful

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:47 PM (7FadD)

226 oh my isn't Sam Adams near Wichita? hope he is okay

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 10:47 PM (7FadD)

227 I finally got my wife to sit down and watch Lonesome Dove. She DVR'd it because she doesn't want to miss a bit.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 10:47 PM (JKNDp)

228 good Lord, look at these apocalyptic twister warnings: http://kamala.cod.edu/svr/

Dodge City: "TORNADOES AT NIGHT ARE ESPECIALLY DANGEROUS. DO NOT WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE OR HEAR THE TORNADO...IT MAY BE TOO LATE. TAKE COVER NOW!"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:47 PM (QTHTd)

229 Dr. Löhlein appears to have watched some episodes of Seinfeld.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 14, 2012 10:47 PM (3ant9)

230 #36

She's my cousin, I can't fuck her.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:48 PM (hXJOG)

231 I saw an episode of America's test kitchen today and that was the dish they prepared. I thought, I could do that.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 10:49 PM (JKNDp)

232 'uisbeagh'

pronounced is whiskey?

serious?

I've drank beer with Gaelic speakers but never clue'd into this.

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:49 PM (AZ8Mb)

233
That dentist shit reminds me, because The Heir lost 2 teeth thus week and I'm the Tooth Fairy.

My wifedoesn't feel right about throwing away our children's teeth because IT'S PART OF THEM. but she doesn't want them. So I have a fycking bag OF HUMAN TEETH in my sock drawer.

If the cops ever search thus place, please pass the hat to bail your pal EoJ out of the hoosegow.

Posted by: Empire of Fenster at April 14, 2012 10:49 PM (JDIKC)

234 Reggie Love keeps calling the WH asking about Dad those prostitutes. All crying and jealous. Embarassing for all!

Posted by: Malia in DC at April 14, 2012 10:49 PM (c3mby)

235 #37

No one at UNC is queer.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:50 PM (hXJOG)

236 I think I will indulge in a glass of scotch now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 10:50 PM (JKNDp)

237 WICHITA, DO NOT TRY TO SEE THIS TORNADO - IT IS RAIN WRAPPED. GO TO SHELTER NOW

Posted by: Tami at April 14, 2012 10:50 PM (X6akg)

238 Yep no work tonight cj. Overhauls are done. gonna get a few weekends off in before I start volunteering for OT

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:51 PM (zyaZ1)

239 #38

Pabst Blue Ribbon? It for gheys.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:51 PM (hXJOG)

240
Smart phone, my satchel

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 14, 2012 10:51 PM (JDIKC)

241 # whatever it is now. this beer is to damn cold.

Posted by: Racefan at April 14, 2012 10:52 PM (PUjVj)

242 My wifedoesn't feel right about throwing away our children's teeth
because IT'S PART OF THEM. but she doesn't want them. So I have a
fycking bag OF HUMAN TEETH in my sock drawer.


Where do you keep the sack of cut hair?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 14, 2012 10:52 PM (3ant9)

243
Stuff a Southern boy would never say #36

I like cats.



Posted by: kitteh heaven at April 14, 2012 10:52 PM (HOOye)

244 198

Well, I was trying to stay all Sassenach.

Sláinte!

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (RJOgX)

245 #218. Is that a submittal for things that you would never here a Southern Boy say?

Posted by: polynikes at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (xy2s7)

246 232, keep drinking, it will come to you.

Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (OTtAK)

247 #232 - jake, it's one of those things.

My friend named her child "Rudraigh." I am not kidding.

The name is pronounced, "Rory."

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (mKMj1)

248 I now have a 3DS purse. Not sure how I feel about this.

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (zyaZ1)

249 236
I think I will indulge in a glass of scotch now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 10:50 PM (JKNDp)
------------Cheers! My fav.

Posted by: on the rocks, pls at April 14, 2012 10:54 PM (HOOye)

250 Oh. and if you have cspan-3 be sure and record the discussion they did on the battle of Shiloh. Very interesting.

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:54 PM (zyaZ1)

251
She's my cousin, I can't fuck her.<<<

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've said that, I'd put em in a sock and beat curious unconscious with them.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 14, 2012 10:55 PM (JDIKC)

252 Thank you Chris Perez. Now I can get to bed.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 14, 2012 10:55 PM (VENdg)

253
248 I now have a 3DS purse. Not sure how I feel about this.
Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (zyaZ1)


Maybe if you put a tampon in you'll feel better.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 10:55 PM (GULKT)

254 Sláinte!

Posted by: Fox 2!

And your very good health!

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:56 PM (mKMj1)

255 She's my cousin, I can't fuck her.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:48 PM (hXJOG)

When did you get right with Jesus?

Posted by: Billy Bob's sister at April 14, 2012 10:57 PM (w407e)

256 Just popping in for a moment - whoever wrote that "stuff southerners will never say" is an asshole, and an ignorant one as well. I was from the north, and am glad I have been accepted in the south. I am in the same company as BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen, Nissan, and so may tiny firms it's not funny. Moral superiority is fine when you can get it, but the knowledge base has gone where the work is, and it's not up north anymore. No unions, low taxes, minimal government interference into everyday life...yep, we're all possum-eatin' motards, 'cept we've got the jobs and the base to make more.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2012 10:57 PM (lJJMb)

257 The hover-cat just makes me grin.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:57 PM (mKMj1)

258 #39

Bear Byrant was ghey.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:58 PM (hXJOG)

259 My friend named her child "Rudraigh." I am not kidding.

The name is pronounced, "Rory."
Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:53 PM (mKMj1)

zoinks,

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:58 PM (AZ8Mb)

260 #40

I'd love me some sushi.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:58 PM (hXJOG)

261 StPatrick_TN- I think that most of us (myself included as transient former Texan) were kidding around

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:58 PM (QTHTd)

262 Rudraigh = Hroderic, perchance? Looks somewhat... Germannic for a true Celt

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:59 PM (QTHTd)

263 #41

Fuck steaks, give me that hot tofu.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:59 PM (hXJOG)

264 #42

Pork? Never eat it, it's not Hali.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 11:01 PM (hXJOG)

265 Things we wont hear a Southern boy say: "With regards to charge of 2nd degree murder, how does the jury find? Guilty."

Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2012 11:02 PM (OTtAK)

266 262
Rudraigh = Hroderic, perchance? Looks somewhat... Germannic for a true Celt


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo

It's close, I think. I'd have to look it up. The thing is, there's a strong Norse influence on Irish (well, no, duh!), and names are the likeliest place for it to show up.

And it goes the other way, too: Nial's Saga, for instance. Nial is the son of an Irish slave.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:02 PM (mKMj1)

267 #42

I love me some organic broccoli.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 11:02 PM (hXJOG)

268 #43

Butter? never touch it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 11:03 PM (hXJOG)

269
259My friend named her child "Rudraigh." I am not kidding. <<<

I forsee a lot of Swirlies, Purple Nurples, Indian Head Scrubs and Wedgies in that kid's future.

Why not just name him Fagworth McStompington and get right to it?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 14, 2012 11:04 PM (JDIKC)

270 #43 SKYNYRD SUX

Posted by: Racefan at April 14, 2012 11:04 PM (PUjVj)

271 #44

You'll NEVER hear me fart in public.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 11:05 PM (hXJOG)

272 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 10:58 PM (QTHTd)


I read the link, and had to respond. I haven't seen any of the posts yet. I'm usually good and read all the previous posts before I get involved, but that link touched a nerve. I hadn't read any of the jokes here before my mini-rant (I will), so those didn't factor in.

I find myself wondering why all the "smart people" denigrate the south (and TX as well, since it's a place unto itself) while it is now the country's manufacturing base.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2012 11:06 PM (lJJMb)

273 @45

My wife has all her teeth.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 11:06 PM (hXJOG)

274 out!

sees ya

Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 11:06 PM (AZ8Mb)

275 She's my cousin, I can't fuck her.


Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 10:48 PM (hXJOG)

I see tonight is just another ONT.


Evening all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:06 PM (DGIjM)

276 Welease... Wudwaigh!

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at April 14, 2012 11:06 PM (QTHTd)

277 Night night, be safe out there.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 14, 2012 11:07 PM (hXJOG)

278 hi JJS

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:07 PM (QTHTd)

279 just business as usual, JJS

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2012 11:07 PM (JMmQ9)

280 #46 no Billy Bob, you cant fuck my sister.

Posted by: Racefan at April 14, 2012 11:07 PM (PUjVj)

281 If we want to get all gael about it, it's uisbeagh. But I'll stop if you will!
Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 10:38 PM (mKMj1)


I think it's uisce beatha. If I spelled it wrong, im sure Santa rosa Stan will pop in to tell me what I dumbfuck I am

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 11:08 PM (weBW/)

282 #47

Venison sucks

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 11:08 PM (zyaZ1)

283 Hey, Shrimp!!! How's life treating you?

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:09 PM (w407e)

284 there's discussion of reverting parts of Detroit to agriculture.
-----------------------
Hell, why not go to where they really are, and make it hunting and gathering? Stock the place with back-engineered mastadons and build a fence around them. Place bets on how long it takes for them to discover "fire."

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 14, 2012 11:10 PM (vuKmj)

285 #48

Greg was the cool Alman Brother.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:10 PM (w407e)

286 I forsee a lot of Swirlies, Purple Nurples, Indian Head Scrubs and Wedgies in that kid's future.

Why not just name him Fagworth McStompington and get right to it?

Posted by: EoJ

No, he's...um, wow - 29 this year (?!), and grew up with a complete lack of bullying. Great kid.


Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:10 PM (mKMj1)

287 #47 "Mama, you put too much gravy on my chicken fried steak"

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 14, 2012 11:10 PM (JMmQ9)

288 The best personal names IMO are those from Meroving France. Chlothar, Clovis, Childeric, Sigimund... they have quite the Dark Age flair to 'em.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:10 PM (QTHTd)

289 Hey all!

Hope anyone in the storms path is safe and sound.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:10 PM (DGIjM)

290 How are you Peaches, good i hope........

Posted by: Racefan at April 14, 2012 11:11 PM (PUjVj)

291 Hi Shrimps!
here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/7r4boa7

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 11:12 PM (7FadD)

292
I think it's uisce beatha. If I spelled it wrong, im sure Santa rosa Stan will pop in to tell me what I dumbfuck I am

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits

And you, clearly, are a fine Gael!

But please, let's not get any Gaelier than thou! I had a belly-full of that in the 80's, in college with the Celtoids.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:12 PM (mKMj1)

293 Racefan!! I'm just fuckin' ducky. How you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:12 PM (w407e)

294 Am I the only one here that hates cats ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 14, 2012 11:13 PM (VSWPU)

295 288, Pippen?

Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2012 11:13 PM (OTtAK)

296 Posted by: Hrothgar at April 14, 2012 09:55 PM (i3+c5)

Never heard that one but have heard of the college experiment whereby participants would take a drink, then push a car to the end of a table without going over. It seems 40% got better as they got more alcohol. Of course there is always the point that one is too drunk to function but for a while there, some folks improved. Much like I used to shoot pool. Between 3 and 12 beers, I was steady as a rock. After that, I was drunk and couldn't shoot for shit. So then I drove home!

Posted by: Bill R. at April 14, 2012 11:13 PM (ZjexS)

297 #49

What do you mean I can't port it?

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 11:13 PM (zyaZ1)

298 Why won't the blog accept a tiny pic link?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (JKNDp)

299 Happy Caturday the 14th. Does a double shift count as "bad luck?"

youtube.com/watch?v=JL9eO4-aDMsob=av2n

Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (KWdVT)

300 #288 - There were a number of early modern kings of Lithuania Poland named things like "Sigismund August", which I always thought pretty cool.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (mKMj1)

301 I'm fine, hangin in there..

Posted by: Racefan at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (PUjVj)

302 Stuff a REAL Southern Man would Never Say:

1: Boy, those New Yorkers sure have a lot of style... wish I could be just like em...

2. Washington DC... yep... we're glad to claim it as part of the South...

3. Government... it really is here to help...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (lZBBB)

303 Cat hater checking in. I will tolerate an Ette and her cat though. Just Sayin.

Posted by: Zakn at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (zyaZ1)

304 Am I the only one here that hates cats ?


Posted by: grease monkey at April 14, 2012 11:13 PM (VSWPU)

Get thee behind me, Satan . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:14 PM (w407e)

305 Speaking Truth to Power

But the edgier and more
negative tone coming from the president’s re-election is highlighting
another issue. Successful campaigns tell positive stories even while
they are in knife fights, and even as it steps up an effort to define
Mr. Romney on its terms, the White House is working to make a positive
case for Mr. Obama, one built around themes of fairness and security.
Judging by the
difficulties he has had selling his policies and himself for the last
three years, going positive in an effective way could prove to be more
challenging for Mr. Obama than going negative.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at April 14, 2012 11:16 PM (e8kgV)

306 [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/23r5unb.jpg[/IMG]

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 11:16 PM (JKNDp)

307 294 Am I the only one here that hates cats ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 14, 2012 11:13 PM (VSWPU)

Nope... but a lot of us are quiet on the subject... because the Cat lovers treat us like Racists... or Sexists...

But Cats ARE Great... with the right marinade...

Posted by: Alf at April 14, 2012 11:17 PM (lZBBB)

308 But please, let's not get any Gaelier than thou! I had a belly-full of that in the 80's, in college with the Celtoids.

Bwaaaah. That's one of the few things I remember how to pronounce from Irish class. Water of life IS a pretty cool name. I also remember how to say I live trader joe's. Boy did taking Irish mess up my spelling!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 11:17 PM (weBW/)

309 The link I was finally able to post is of a tool my friend bought at a farm auction.We have no idea what it is for. Any suggestions? [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/23r5unb.jpg[/IMG]

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 11:18 PM (JKNDp)

310 Anyone watch Cabin In The Woods yet?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:18 PM (QTHTd)

311 #50 i cant drink on Sunday, that just wouldin be right.

Posted by: Racefan at April 14, 2012 11:18 PM (PUjVj)

312 I've been quiet on the subject too. but sometimes you just gotta say something. Or maybe not.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 14, 2012 11:18 PM (VSWPU)

313 bebe, Irish class? Had the notion you were Italian

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:18 PM (QTHTd)

314 I think the Celts deserved the good stomping the Romans put on them for their fucked up language.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2012 11:19 PM (qfooS)

315 Irish on both sides, here...as if the old handle didn't give that away.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2012 11:20 PM (lJJMb)

316 oranges, apples.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 10:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

Oranges grown in Detroit??Posted by: jake at April 14, 2012 10:34 PM (AZ8Mb) I mostly want to see the city council come unhinged when they read a moron with a 2000 acre farm is hiring local labor to pick things.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 14, 2012 11:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

317 Dianna,

Did you go to college in the Bronx?

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 14, 2012 11:20 PM (RJOgX)

318 315 Irish on both sides, here...as if the old handle didn't give that away.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2012 11:20 PM (lJJMb)

Uh.... you do know Patrick was FRENCH?

Posted by: History... at April 14, 2012 11:21 PM (lZBBB)

319 weft, heh. I read up on old Irish - what the Druids spoke in their ceremonies - it was surprisingly (to me) close to old Latin. And according to Caesar, the southern Gaulish language was almost intelligible to him.

The Welsh language especially changed a LOT over time. . . and not due to English influence. There's various theories on that.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:21 PM (QTHTd)

320 Sorry, that should be THE Bronx.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 14, 2012 11:21 PM (RJOgX)

321 313 bebe, Irish class? Had the notion you were Italian

I am your basic American: total Heinz 57. Irish & Italian inclufed

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 11:22 PM (weBW/)

322 Dude, I can't pronounce a Welsh sentence to save my life.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:23 PM (QTHTd)

323 310 Anyone watch Cabin In The Woods yet?

Isn't that the movie where Judd Nelson drowned people for an "underwater garden"?

Oh sorry, that's "The Cabin by the Lake".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 11:23 PM (pxoXh)

324 I won $46.00 in the lotto tonight!

Yay me.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:24 PM (DGIjM)

325 Sorry, that should be THE Bronx.

Technically, Da Bronx.

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:25 PM (w407e)

326 291 Hi Shrimps!
here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/7r4boa7
Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 11:12 PM (7FadD)


Awww... gambling kitteh!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:26 PM (DGIjM)

327 #308 - Oh, yes, the spelling! Gah!

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:26 PM (mKMj1)

328 Damn, Shrimp got her mojo back . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:26 PM (w407e)

329 Isn't that the movie where Judd Nelson drowned people for an "underwater garden"?

Oh sorry, that's "The Cabin by the Lake".



That was way better than it had any right to be.


I haven't seen Cabin in the Woods yet but I hit up the movie spoiler and I will admit that the idea of it seems clever.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 14, 2012 11:26 PM (Gk3SS)

330 Peaches,

Only if you're from Brooklyn.

As I am.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 14, 2012 11:27 PM (RJOgX)

331 317
Dianna,



Did you go to college in the Bronx?

Posted by: Fox 2!

No, San Francisco.

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:27 PM (mKMj1)

332 "Ok, Warning shots"

I think they were sufficiently warned.

Posted by: Average guy at April 14, 2012 11:27 PM (zT1N/)

333
Wow, Antoinette Galluzzo's address is listed at WhitePages.com. I hope no one writes her a nasty letter about how she stole $50k and deprived kids of summer camp and a scholarship. Oh PLEASE don't write to her at her address posted on WhitePages.com.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 14, 2012 11:28 PM (vuKmj)

334 328 Damn, Shrimp got her mojo back . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 14, 2012 11:26 PM (w407e)

Woot!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:28 PM (DGIjM)

335 And it's time for the Gerard butler tomb raider scene!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 11:28 PM (weBW/)

336 Uh.... you do know Patrick was FRENCH?

Posted by: History... at April 14, 2012 11:21 PM (lZBBB)


Sort of, as was my family, though there was no such thing as "France" at the time - Norman is probably more accurate. My people ended up in modern-day Britain in 1066 with Billy the Conqueror. After that, they became Irish, to the point that what few ancestors we've been able to track down came to America during the famine with no money or ancestral holdings.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2012 11:28 PM (lJJMb)

337 I totally want to see Cabin in the Woods. Like alexthechick I unfortunately already read several spoilers about it, but since I will probably be seeing it by myself I felt that it was better to know what to expect. It sounds like it is going to be unbelievably frickin awesome.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:28 PM (RZ8pf)

338 I just spent the day watching the first season of Downton Abbey, which I am now hooked on. Dammit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

339 Why hasn't anyone made a movie yet about humans with a computer interfaced brains that have been infected with with spyware, virus or maleware.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 11:30 PM (JKNDp)

340 Night, morons. Getting up early tomorrow.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 14, 2012 11:30 PM (lJJMb)

341
337 I totally want to see Cabin in the Woods. Like alexthechick I unfortunately already read several spoilers about it, but since I will probably be seeing it by myself I felt that it was better to know what to expect. It sounds like it is going to be unbelievably frickin awesome.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:28 PM (RZ8pf)


I know some people here were speculating that the commercials made it seem like it was a torture porn movie. Is that what the spoilers show it to be, you know like Hostel. or is it more like a traditional horror movie.

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 11:30 PM (GULKT)

342 It appears that dinner may actually happen.

Out!

Posted by: Dianna at April 14, 2012 11:30 PM (mKMj1)

343 338 I just spent the day watching the first season of Downton Abbey, which I am now hooked on. Dammit.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

What station is that on? I heard its good

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:32 PM (DGIjM)

344 buzzion, I think it is meant to show how over the top torture porn movies have become by taking standard horror movie tropes and amping them up. But, nothing is as it really seems. Reading the spoilers was a bit disappointing because now I know the "secret" but at the same time, it made me want to see the movie even more.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:36 PM (RZ8pf)

345 What's a "weekend", PGiS?

And I'm pretty certain St Patrick was Welsh.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2012 11:36 PM (HFim5)

346 Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:24 PM (DGIjM)

woot

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 11:37 PM (7FadD)

347 Patrick was Romano-British IIRC.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 14, 2012 11:37 PM (QTHTd)

348 346 Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:24 PM (DGIjM)

woot
Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 11:37 PM (7FadD)

The big win is coming, CJ!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:38 PM (DGIjM)

349 JJS, I watched it on Netflix. I guess it was on PBS here. The second season just got through airing a month ago I guess. There will be a 3rd season, but it will be on in England first and then here.

It's a pretty good slice of time starting in 1912 and going on up from there, linking real historical events to the changes happening in England in terms of the peerage etc. It also does a good job illustrating the "upstairs/downstairs" part of British life during that time period.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:38 PM (RZ8pf)

350 It's a pretty good slice of time starting in 1912 and going on up from there, linking real historical events to the changes happening in England in terms of the peerage etc. It also does a good job illustrating the "upstairs/downstairs" part of British life during that time period.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:38 PM (RZ8pf)

I will have to spend a day watching it.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:40 PM (DGIjM)

351 309
The link I was finally able to post is of a tool my friend bought at a
farm auction.We have no idea what it is for. Any suggestions?
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/23r5unb.jpg[/IMG]

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 14, 2012 11:18 PM (JKNDp)

===
wild guess -- something to do with horseshoes?

Posted by: jc at April 14, 2012 11:40 PM (ufJKx)

352 i just read more of the WORST re-written WW2 history by british/french authors. they actually credit the "resistance" movements of paris moreso than allied forces on the western front....its truly sad.

the mind boggles....

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at April 14, 2012 11:42 PM (AJcze)

353 We live in bizzare times when the titanic iceberg is taunting the titanic in real time on twitter.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:42 PM (DGIjM)

354 Ohio Dan, I don't know what that thing is, but it looks painful.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 14, 2012 11:44 PM (7FadD)

355 The French had a half-moment of sanity, but now they are looking like they are reverting back to full-socialist form:

Sarkozy's comeback hopes crumble, polls show

http://tinyurl.com/7un9o4p

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 14, 2012 11:45 PM (pxoXh)

356 Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen here!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 11:46 PM (weBW/)

357
356 Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen here!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 14, 2012 11:46 PM (weBW/)


You're just racist agains Pelican-Americans

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 11:47 PM (GULKT)

358 We live in bizzare times when the titanic iceberg is taunting the titanic in real time on twitter.

---------------------
Link for god's sake!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 14, 2012 11:48 PM (vuKmj)

359 JJS, that was funny, thanks for pointing it out. The TitanicIceberg tweeted something like "I don't mean to critique during a disaster, but RealTimeTitanic don't you think you could fit more people in the lifeboats?"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 14, 2012 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)

360 you cannot resist the neck pouch....

....and i loathe the flyers...

Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at April 14, 2012 11:49 PM (AJcze)

361
i just read more of the WORST re-written WW2 history by british/french
authors. they actually credit the "resistance" movements of paris moreso
than allied forces on the western front....its truly sad.


Posted by: george lucas's neck-pouch at April 14, 2012 11:42 PM (AJcze)
Crediting them for? There was some true heroism in the French Resistance, but if they are saying they were more important than the Allied forces, WTF.


Posted by: cm9000 at April 14, 2012 11:49 PM (MwTP4)

362 @358

Titanic Iceberg ‏ @TitanicIceberg
@RMS_Titanic_Inc @TitanicRealTime @RealTimeTitanic @titanic_live . How many assholes we got in this ocean?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:50 PM (DGIjM)

363 yo RINOs
whaddup

Posted by: navycopjoe knows Teh SARAH!!!! can save us at April 14, 2012 11:51 PM (aeve0)

364 Titanic Iceberg ‏ @TitanicIceberg
OUCH!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:51 PM (DGIjM)

365 How many assholes we got in this ocean?

YO!

Posted by: James Cameron and Leonardo diCaprio at April 14, 2012 11:52 PM (QTHTd)

366 Patrick was Romano-British IIRC.
Yes. (From what would become Wales, I should have said.)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2012 11:53 PM (HFim5)

367 @TitanicIceberg: Nautical rules give right of way to the vessel with the least maneuverability. No engines, therefore right of way was mine.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 14, 2012 11:54 PM (DGIjM)

368 i just read more of the WORST re-written WW2 history by british/french authors.

Family friend, a WWII vet, told of visiting a few museums in France years later and being surprised to discover the war had been won by France with help from one or two Americans and a few Brits.

Posted by: Retread at April 14, 2012 11:54 PM (joSBv)

369 Whoa, I just read that icebergs can be 5,000 years old.

I wonder if James Cameron is going to find the perp?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 14, 2012 11:55 PM (vuKmj)

370 You're just racist against Pelican-Americans
Just because someone's got a big nose doesn't necessarily mean that they're Pelican-Americans... just that they probably are.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2012 11:55 PM (HFim5)

371 Uh, Dad?

You know in that last downsizing push to Craigslist or Goodwill a lot of crap you don't need?

You didn't get rid of my old Croqet set from the garage did you?

Because, I suddenly got a completely reprehensible yet AWESOME idea for a new sport!

*sorry guys, shiving hobos in back alleys has turned out not to be the entirely guilt-free, anonymous blood sport it once was.
?
Blame it on the economy

"Josh?! The weird guy who used to "guard" the fax-machine and the postage meter even no one asked? OMG!!! What are you doing here in this squat? Still smell like stale tuna-fish sanwiches, I see!

I can't begin to tell you how AWKWARD I feel in these situations.

I mean, I've trained myself to greet these losers with fake good cheer in an office setting, how do I suddenly turn that off when I find them in a back alley, behind an SRO?

Nope. Sorry. They might have needed gutting at some past point but I have no desire to dress them now.

But...

If I could devise a sport where you could launch enraged spherical kittehs through a course of wickets, that would be AWESOME!!!

And if you don't agree you probably never have seen farm cats or played croquet!

Posted by: Deety at April 14, 2012 11:55 PM (sXWzd)

372
370 You're just racist against Pelican-AmericansJust because someone's got a big nose doesn't necessarily mean that they're Pelican-Americans... just that they probably are.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 14, 2012 11:55 PM (HFim5)


Its not the nose that makes him a pelican. Its the fact that he can store 3 days of food in his neck pouch

Posted by: buzzion at April 14, 2012 11:57 PM (GULKT)

373 Family friend, a WWII vet, told of visiting a few
museums in France years later and being surprised to discover the war
had been won by France with help from one or two Americans and a few
Brits.


Posted by: Retread at April 14, 2012 11:54 PM (joSBv)

Yeah, and it was just a diversion from the real enemy that attacked us on 12-7.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 14, 2012 11:59 PM (MwTP4)

374 112 tornado warnings today. Seems like that's shy of what they were looking for, but Lubbock area is getting pounded.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 15, 2012 12:01 AM (0It32)

375 Rumour I heard is the Commies in la Resistance would rat out the non-Commies to the Nazis, jockeying for future position in the post-Nazi France.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 15, 2012 12:01 AM (QTHTd)

376 About 75 percent of tiny Thurman, Iowa, destroyed by possible tornado, officials say

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 15, 2012 12:01 AM (DGIjM)

377 Rumour I heard is the Commies in la Resistance would
rat out the non-Commies to the Nazis, jockeying for future position in
the post-Nazi France.


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 15, 2012 12:01 AM (QTHTd)

Treacherous, murderous commies? Sounds like a baseless rumor.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 12:06 AM (MwTP4)

378 poor Thurman

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 12:08 AM (7FadD)

379 If I could devise a sport where you could launch enraged spherical kittehs through a course of wickets, that would be AWESOME!!!



And if you don't agree you probably never have seen farm cats or played croquet!





Posted by: Deety at April 14, 2012 11:55 PM (sXWzd)



ZOMG!!!! you just fuckin cracked my ass up so bad i really dont know what to say. I think Grim is convinced that i have an unhealthy relationship with the tiny invisible people in my laptop....

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:08 AM (r7Ddb)

380 I think Grim is convinced that i have an unhealthy relationship with the tiny invisible people in my laptop....

and how is Grim not wrong?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 12:10 AM (7FadD)

381 and how is Grim not wrong?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 12:10 AM (7FadD)


thats the worst part! i really cant credibly argue that he's not.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:11 AM (r7Ddb)

382 http://tinyurl.com/75g4clp

Creston, IA hospital hit -- that's close to Russ in Winterset.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 15, 2012 12:11 AM (0It32)

383 Deety! Where the hell you been, girl?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 15, 2012 12:12 AM (SsG4J)

384 HI DEETY!!!! you made my night!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:15 AM (r7Ddb)

385 http://www.kmtv.com/news/local/147471155.html

Crazy hail in Norfork, NE.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 15, 2012 12:16 AM (0It32)

386 we got rain and cold here - now - after a warm month of no precipitation and another 2 weeks of very little. great f@ing timing

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 15, 2012 12:17 AM (QTHTd)

387 Looks like the Great Plains may luck out this time... tornadoes touching down in places few people live. Prayers / best wishes for the exceptions.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 15, 2012 12:20 AM (QTHTd)

388 #IcebergRealtime sure sounds alot like Ace.

Posted by: Racefan at April 15, 2012 12:21 AM (PUjVj)

389 #379

Gushka! {{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:21 AM (R5yLq)

390 this thread is not even half as fun as a room full of hookers in cartagena.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

391 Great Plains may luck out this time...

The Great Plains are happy about that, too. DFW has to wait until tomorrow to see if the other shoe will drop, but it looks like just a little rain.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 15, 2012 12:23 AM (0It32)

392 weather? we are gonna blog about weather? anyone's joints swelling or rheumatism acting up? everyone feeling regular? see the wheel tonight? get you walkers tuned up?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

393 Gushka! {{{{}}}}}

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:21 AM (R5yLq)


HB!!!!!!
guess what??? people are already starting to fight over who gets which kittens! they are So STINKIN cute! Makes me feel good we got them to safety. the mommies are kinda sad, but let me feed them this evening, ther sister, aunt Spooky, who is fixed and very much my cat, seems grateful and has been extra lovey all day. Its like she knows we saved the kittens and wants me to know shes glad i take such god care of them. Traps are ready and i will be taking Lulu and Ditters to get their operations wednesday.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:26 AM (r7Ddb)

394 Crazy hail in Norfork, NE.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 15, 2012 12:16 AM (0It32)

wow

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 15, 2012 12:26 AM (DGIjM)

395 377 They also sabotaged the war effort during the Battle of France because Stalin had signed the pact with the Nazi's.





Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2012 12:27 AM (7W3wI)

396 392
weather? we are gonna blog about weather? anyone's joints swelling or
rheumatism acting up? everyone feeling regular? see the wheel tonight?
get you walkers tuned up?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:25 AM (Z9EHQ)


my rheumatism is actin up, and my back is killin me. been eatin my bran so i got no complaints with regularity, but this ran has made me as creakey as an old cat lady can be.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:28 AM (r7Ddb)

397 #393

That is fantastic news Gushka. Kittens are so adorable. My apartment complex will only let me keep one pet and I already have Molly. But I have great news today too! Just the best. Stuck told me he loved me!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:30 AM (R5yLq)

398
my rheumatism is actin up, and my back is killin me. been eatin my bran so i got no complaints with regularity, but this ran has made me as creakey as an old cat lady can be.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:28 AM (r7Ddb)

well all those years riding horses, jumping, chasing foxes, that is going to take a toll. good job on the bran. I guess the good thing about horses is you can share oatmeal with them and they can always let you have a handful of oats if you run out of oatmeal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

399 {i]
397 #393 That is fantastic news Gushka. Kittens are so adorable. My apartment complex will only let me keep one pet and I already have Molly. But I have great news today too! Just the best. Stuck told me he loved me!
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:30 AM (R5yLq)

Guess that means you're keeping the laptop he gave you.

Posted by: buzzion at April 15, 2012 12:32 AM (GULKT)

400 388 #IcebergRealtime sure sounds alot like Ace.
Posted by: Racefan at April 15, 2012 12:21 AM (PUjVj)

haha.. it does.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 15, 2012 12:32 AM (DGIjM)

401
377 They also sabotaged the war effort during the Battle of France because Stalin had signed the pact with the Nazi's.



Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2012 12:27 AM (7W3wI)

Didn't know that, and didn't know the French needed to be sabotaged to lose a war. After-all... Maginot Line.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 12:34 AM (MwTP4)

402 Cheney speaks for an hour and fifteen minutes three weeks after getting a new heart .
Apparently he uses some of his time to give Obama a golden shower .
The mighty warcock is back !!
He doesn't feel pity or remorse and he will not stop , ever .
If I were a lefty , I'd be thinking seriously about getting right with the almighty about now .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 15, 2012 12:35 AM (Jp1VY)

403 #399

I lost that fight long before today.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:35 AM (R5yLq)

404 Congrats hummingbird .
My best to you and SoS.

Posted by: awkward davies at April 15, 2012 12:38 AM (Jp1VY)

405 Stuck told me he loved me!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:30 AM (R5yLq)


hed be a dumb goober if he didnt. and hes not dumb. i knew it was just a matter of time by the way he was talkin about you. Now i am gonna give you a protip as a woman who had a bad husband long term-- you might get scared by the way he treats you, cuz its weirdly different. Try not to freak out.
I really didnt know what to do at first.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:39 AM (r7Ddb)

406 #404

Thank you awkward davies! I've been walking on air all day today

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:39 AM (R5yLq)

407 Have you all seen this Obit that was in the Denver post? God bless him.


Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 15, 2012 12:39 AM (DGIjM)

408 #45 of the Southern boy series: "Nah, I don't really like barbeque."
#46: "Wait, that looks dangerous."
#47: "Why'd you buy more beer?"

Posted by: Concerned Texan at April 15, 2012 12:41 AM (nHi9y)

409
Watching "An Officer and a Gentleman"

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:41 AM (uhPd1)

410 God why do I suck. Why did you make me such?

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 12:41 AM (kHDtw)

411
Is this something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o-bO715Asc

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

412 Sid just killed himself

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:42 AM (uhPd1)

413 You don't suck Lick. God loves you

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)

414 Crap. Nobody wants to talk about chess?

Posted by: Cicero at April 15, 2012 12:43 AM (Vo6mK)

415 well all those years riding horses, jumping, chasing
foxes, that is going to take a toll. good job on the bran. I guess
the good thing about horses is you can share oatmeal with them and they
can always let you have a handful of oats if you run out of oatmeal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

heh. yeah all those busted bones are takin their toll on me. But as a kid i hated oatmeal so much its pretty funny to me as a grownup every time i make it for myself, and love it. Sometimes if i have some extra and it gets kinda congealed... i take it out back to my favourite horse and feed it to her. She goes crazy for it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:43 AM (r7Ddb)

416 fk a duck, God loves me?

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 12:44 AM (kHDtw)

417 Cicero..Just played some chess online..got my ass kicked..

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:44 AM (uhPd1)

418 heh. yeah all those busted bones are takin their toll on me. But as a kid i hated oatmeal so much its pretty funny to me as a grownup every time i make it for myself, and love it. Sometimes if i have some extra and it gets kinda congealed... i take it out back to my favourite horse and feed it to her. She goes crazy for it.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 12:43 AM (r7Ddb)

that is cute. I actually give my dog a little every day. she will not touch it unless she see I am eating it and then she has to have some.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

419 I'm watching Other People's Money, since it came up here sometime in the past little while.

I'm surprised they didn't call it Penelope Ann Miller's Legs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 12:45 AM (3ant9)

420 Wow, missed it by one mile. Part of McConnell AFB damaged plus a lot more.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 15, 2012 12:45 AM (ZOf1l)

421 Yes lick...Romans 8:39 "neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. "

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:45 AM (uhPd1)

422 Yankeefifth..what kind of dog?

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:46 AM (uhPd1)

423 methlab

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 12:47 AM (Z9EHQ)

424 I believe in the queens

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 12:48 AM (kHDtw)

425 #405

My first marriage was like yours Gushka. It was horrible. You are right it feels very weird sometimes the way he treats me. But it has never been scary with him. Even the way he told he told me he loved me. I was trying to figure out the coffee maker this morning. He came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me and just said you know I love you right? Just the way he said it. It wasn't a maybe or something he had to think about. He was sure of it. It was just so like him. Sorry, I'm babbling again. It's hard to explain

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:49 AM (R5yLq)

426 Any good movie recommendations?

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:49 AM (uhPd1)

427 I believe in the queens

You don't want to lose your queen.

Posted by: Cicero at April 15, 2012 12:50 AM (Vo6mK)

428 Sid just killed himself
Sid just killed himself
Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:42 AM (uhPd1)

Huh?
You don't suck Lick. God loves you

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)

Yes, God loves him, but his Mommy and Daddy didn't.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 12:50 AM (MwTP4)

429 ur sucking my log
like a beetch
kill joy

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 12:50 AM (kHDtw)

430 Hummmingbird..its cool. My best friend just split with his girlfriend..he had to kick her out of the house here in Florida and send her home to Alabama. She was a negative person. Bipolar and everything

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:51 AM (uhPd1)

431 cm900...was talking abt an officer and a gentleman..the movie..I am watching it..reminds me of my military days

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:52 AM (uhPd1)

432 put your money where your mouth is

are you a sewer rat

do you feel good????

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 12:52 AM (kHDtw)

433
Rumour I heard is the Commies in la Resistance would
rat out the non-Commies to the Nazis, jockeying for future position in the post-Nazi France.


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 15, 2012 12:01 AM (QTHTd)



June 22, 1941 French Communist Party ---> June 23, 1941 French Resistance, pretty much. They already had the secretive cell structure in place.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2012 12:53 AM (P5Sdg)

434
fnord

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2012 12:53 AM (LonH4)

435 Sam -

good to hear. We had unusually cold weather and winds from heck, but nothing more.

Prayers for folks in the Midwest ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 12:54 AM (VVZaH)

436 80 to 90 tornado reports here in Kansas. Shitty fuckin' day.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 15, 2012 12:54 AM (ZOf1l)

437
Just because someone's got a big nose doesn't necessarily mean that they're Pelican-Americans... just that they probably are.

Barbra Streisand's a Pelican-American? Learn something every day.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 15, 2012 12:55 AM (P5Sdg)

438 So proud of our military

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:55 AM (uhPd1)

439 Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:52 AM (uhPd1)


No prob, I didn't get the reference.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 12:56 AM (MwTP4)

440 Samuel...praying for the people in Kansas..

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:56 AM (uhPd1)

441 I'm too dumb to figure out the formatting here. I hope the new site debuts before the election season.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 12:57 AM (MwTP4)

442 My cousin lives in Oklahoma..he is ok. Thank the lord. There are warning horns that sound when a tornado is approaching i hear.

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:58 AM (uhPd1)

443 Cm900..right now I am just praying our country is still here until election season/

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 12:59 AM (uhPd1)

444 I really like my liquor. Did I spell it right?

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:00 AM (kHDtw)

445
Yes..you did lick...watching a show about tornados...2011 was a record year for tornados..wonder if God is angry?

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 01:01 AM (uhPd1)

446 There are warning horns that sound when a tornado is approaching i hear.


Not wanting to sound like a dick, but as a southerner you should know that tornado sirens are all around. Ours went off for an hour solid starting at around 2200 CDT.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 15, 2012 01:01 AM (ZOf1l)

447 #430

I'm sorry to hear about your best friend. Break ups are never easy. I'm sure he'll find someone who is going to make him happy.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:02 AM (R5yLq)

448 I personally believe God is really pissed at the cons

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:02 AM (kHDtw)

449 I'm sorry to hear about your best friend. Break ups are never easy. I'm sure he'll find someone who is going to make him happy.
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:02 AM (R5yLq)

probably not gonna happen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

450 uggh, after a few days of listening, the best song on The Princess sounds almost nothing like Parov Stelar has done before and it kinda sticks out like a sore thumb on the album

Posted by: The Dude at April 15, 2012 01:03 AM (M8yfa)

451 u treat me like a dog

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:03 AM (kHDtw)

452 Just saw the hash, (uhPd1) probably shouldn't engage.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 15, 2012 01:04 AM (ZOf1l)

453 I live in FLA...no horns here Samuel

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 01:06 AM (uhPd1)

454 Lick..I think God is pissed at the Cons too. he must be just pissed

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 01:07 AM (uhPd1)

455 #449

Oh now yankeefifth don't be silly. The world has plenty of nice women. You just think it isn't so because they avoid you!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:08 AM (R5yLq)

456 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:08 AM (4ixH5)

457 Oh now yankeefifth don't be silly. The world has plenty of nice women. You just think it isn't so because they avoid you!


Women avoid me because I'm queer.

Posted by: Lik at April 15, 2012 01:09 AM (ZOf1l)

458 God is mocking us with His words.

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:09 AM (kHDtw)

459 Robert!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

460 It was just so like him. Sorry, I'm babbling again. It's hard to explain

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 12:49 AM (R5yLq)


nope i get it. i think you didnt get as damaged as me, perhaps. i got downright scared i wasnt good enough for Grim. then i got terrified it was gonna end, and flat out didnt know what to do, cuz he was so nice!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 01:10 AM (r7Ddb)

461 The world has plenty of nice women. You just think it isn't so because they avoid you!

Oh, Mrs Yankee is nice AND gorgeous, don't you worry 'bout that, Miss Hummingbird. She is real and genuine and warm and snuggly at night, I 'm sure.

Provided he don't piss her off none, of course.


And I am mighty fond of him myself, come to think of it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 15, 2012 01:10 AM (SsG4J)

462
Women be strange creatures lick...being single is not a bad thing..I think you live longer.

Posted by: Southerner at April 15, 2012 01:11 AM (uhPd1)

463 Listen to the wise man

people of the earth

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:11 AM (kHDtw)

464 Yankee!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:11 AM (4ixH5)

465 The trolls talking to eachother is annoying. Where's a troll buster.

Posted by: buzzion at April 15, 2012 01:13 AM (GULKT)

466 should death await u

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:13 AM (kHDtw)

467 The toll may well be talking to itself. I wonder if it's trying to make a subtle point?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 15, 2012 01:14 AM (SsG4J)

468 gay toll busters are ok in my opinion

i feel the gays should run free

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:15 AM (kHDtw)

469 Actually marriage increases your life expectancy.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:16 AM (7FadD)

470 Miss Tammy! You are right about that. My grandfather always told me to never go to bed angry and he was right, though in my case it is not because I am worried about leaving a disagreement unresolved but because I cannot sleep with one eye open.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

471 listen to the mad man....

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:17 AM (kHDtw)

472
Just saw the hash, (uhPd1) probably shouldn't engage.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 15, 2012 01:04 AM (ZOf1l)
Is uhPd1 a suspect hash? A troll? I engaged it...Doh!


Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 01:17 AM (MwTP4)

473 Oh now yankeefifth don't be silly. The world has plenty of nice women. You just think it isn't so because they avoid you!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:08 AM (R5yLq)



No, the name is GGE. It stands for...you know what, never mind all of that.

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:17 AM (yh0zB)

474 hi GGE

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:18 AM (7FadD)

475 yankee is a wise man, as well as a funny one.

And Miss Tammy is plumb wore out from hockey excitement, so she's turning in.

Night all, sweetest of dreams!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 15, 2012 01:18 AM (SsG4J)

476 GGE!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:18 AM (Z9EHQ)

477 good night Tammy

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:19 AM (7FadD)

478 George Zimmerman is responsible for the loss of life of all those poor immigrants on the Titanic.

If he'd been looking out for icebergs instead of black kids walking around the deck, he'd have seen it. He also should have stayed in the crow's nest like Capt Smith instructed him after he called the bridge

Posted by: NBC News at April 15, 2012 01:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

479 speaking of life

Kahr PM9 +P+ What?

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:20 AM (kHDtw)

480 Murdoch was under no threat from Tommy Ryan, he only shot him because of racial profiling. He thought Ryan was a drunken Black Irish who was up to no good

Our audio experts analyzed Cameron's film and just before Murdoch kills Ryan, you can hear him muttering "fuckin' Micks!"

Posted by: NBC News at April 15, 2012 01:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

481 night Miss Tammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

482 OHNOES GGE ... run away!!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 01:21 AM (VVZaH)

483 ur a fool

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:21 AM (kHDtw)

484 man that floating kitteh is just weird

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:22 AM (7FadD)

485 man that floating kitteh is just weird
Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:22 AM (7FadD)

apparently it has been eating some new feed that has a lot of metamaterials or something. or it was shot out of a rail gun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

486 Good night, Miss Tammy!

Good evening, GGE!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:23 AM (4ixH5)

487 With my first husband it was just awful. He cheated on me all the time. I stayed I because I didn't want to be like my mom and go through boyfriend after boyfriend. It was so stupid. I finally left when he started hitting me. I was scared all the time back then. He stalked me for quite a while after the divorce. It was just awful. I didn't date for a long time after the divorce and when I finally did it wasn't good. Then I met Stuck. Even the first night we met I just knew he was different. He makes me laugh and he makes me feel safe. I just know I can trust him and I've never felt that way with anyone.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:23 AM (R5yLq)

488 hola roberto
how is el hotel tonite

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:24 AM (7FadD)

489 Man that blows. Miss Tammy is spending way too much time with that Thor, fine fellow though he is. I knew we should have put some language in their prenup to guarantee more time on the threads. oh well, too late now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

490 470 Miss Tammy! You are right about that. My grandfather always told me to never go to bed angry and he was right, though in my case it is not because I am worried about leaving a disagreement unresolved but because I cannot sleep with one eye open.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:16 AM (Z9EHQ)






pissing off a Ginger then going to sleep is a Bad Plan. Good way to wake up with one eyebrow shaved off or somethin...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 01:25 AM (r7Ddb)

491 what!!!!!

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:25 AM (kHDtw)

492 #461

Oh I know he was just yanking my chain. So I yanked his back.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:25 AM (R5yLq)

493
"man that floating kitteh is just weird"


Its like a feline blimp, reminds me of a Pink Floyd concert I saw, so not under the influence of any mind altering substances.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 01:26 AM (MwTP4)

494 nothing really matters

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:26 AM (kHDtw)

495 I'm a large piece of ice floating in the dark, and I've just meandered into the busiest shipping lane in the world. Now you're in such a hurry to get to port that you think you can swerve around me, and you believed all that "unsinkable" bullshit they wrote about you

HEY, LOOK OUT!!!!

Think your discount Lloyds of London policy will cover this?

Get Allstate and protect yourself from Mayhem .... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at April 15, 2012 01:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

496 #473

Oh no. You don't get off that easily. Now I have to know what GGE stands for!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:27 AM (R5yLq)

497 I dont want to die

What?

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:27 AM (kHDtw)

498 Now I have to know what GGE stands for!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:27 AM (R5yLq)

oh man, now you asked for it

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:28 AM (7FadD)

499 pissing off a Ginger then going to sleep is a Bad Plan. Good way to wake up with one eyebrow shaved off or somethin...
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 01:25 AM (r7Ddb)

I just go for never piss them off. discretion is the better part of valor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

500 So u can love me and leave me to die?
fkrrrr...

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:30 AM (kHDtw)

501 I'm a large piece of ice floating in the dark, and I've just meandered into the busiest shipping lane in the world. Now you're in such a hurry to get to port that you think you can swerve around me, and you believed all that "unsinkable" bullshit they wrote about you

HEY, LOOK OUT!!!!

Think your discount Lloyds of London policy will cover this?

Get Allstate and protect yourself from Mayhem .... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at April 15, 2012 01:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

kinda makes someone who hits a rock mapped out thousands of years ago with gps and radar feel stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

502 OHNOES GGE ... run away!!!


Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 01:21 AM (VVZaH)


Wait, come back! darnit, I get that a lot...

Oh no. You don't get off that easily. Now I have to know what GGE stands for!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:27 AM (R5yLq)


eh...nah, you really don't want to know. Remember that scene in Addams Family where Uncle Fester told that girl what his name was? "My name is Fester. It means "to rot"!"

It's kind of like that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:31 AM (yh0zB)

503 #502

Oh come on now! It can't be that bad. Besides I thought that scene was funny.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:32 AM (R5yLq)

504 I dont want to die

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:33 AM (kHDtw)

505 pissing off a Ginger then going to sleep is a Bad Plan. Good way to wake up with one eyebrow shaved off or somethin...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 01:25 AM (r7Ddb)


In my experience that would be classified as "mild irritation". Full on "pissed her off" is something that would make you want to sleep in your car. In another state. Preferably in the next time zone.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:33 AM (yh0zB)

506 #505

I have no idea where these silly stereotypes about redheads get started. Now, let me get a steak knife and we can get back to what GGE means

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:34 AM (R5yLq)

507 I do believe the flying kitteh is the prototype of the weapon that the pigs have come up with for their revenge in Angry Birds.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 15, 2012 01:35 AM (1grxW)

508 Oh come on now! It can't be that bad. Besides I thought that scene was funny.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:32 AM (R5yLq)


OK, you asked for it...
During the heyday of the Global Warming (you are all deniers and H8RZ AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! BY FIRE!!!ELEVENTY!!!) I got tired of hearing about greenhouse gasses so I said "They want a greenhouse gas, I got one for them!" so, GreenGasEmissions, which got shortened to GGE.

Where are you going?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:35 AM (yh0zB)

509 So that is it? No one thinks this is something?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o-bO715Asc

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

510 Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 01:24 AM (7FadD)

JEFE!

I just checked in some chub. Otherwise pretty slow night, tonight.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)

511 #508

Oh my God that is funny! I love it!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:36 AM (R5yLq)

512 I have no idea where these silly stereotypes about
redheads get started. Now, let me get a steak knife and we can get back
to what GGE means

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:34 AM (R5yLq)


Steak knife? Now you're just being silly. *looks for car keys*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:37 AM (yh0zB)

513 I smell incense
I feel good
Sunday

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:37 AM (kHDtw)

514 #512

Did I mention that I took auto shop in reform school? I specialized in brakes. Oh, here are your keys. -Smiles Sweetly-

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:38 AM (R5yLq)

515 He's lion.

It stands for "Good God Elmer!"

or so I have been told by some ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 01:38 AM (VVZaH)

516 GGE stands for Garrulous Gregorian Eschatologist.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:39 AM (4ixH5)

517 Re, the 'pirates':

1) I'd be the reason they hit the ship so hard was shock at taking any fire
2) watch the vid, all the rounds I can account for hit about 10 feet PAST the pirates, because the 'professional security force' hasn't taken plunging fire into account (if you haven't aimed in for it, when looking that far down on your target you have to aim Well Low, or you'll shoot over the target)
3) my money is that no pirates were injured by direct fore, though some undies were lost overboard on the way home

Silly fun. BigBoat 1, pirates 0.

Posted by: Fred (no, the other one) at April 15, 2012 01:39 AM (j2pwv)

518 like a disease son

God

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:39 AM (kHDtw)

519 #516

You are as bad as Stuck. Now I'm going to have to break out a dictionary!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:39 AM (R5yLq)

520 It's a secret that shouldn't be told but GGE is secretly the editor of the Gary Glitter E-zine.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:41 AM (4ixH5)

521 like a best friend

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:41 AM (kHDtw)

522 Dad was in the Navy and explained the "Leaddammitlead" caption on the gun shield ...

Never mentioned the plunge (or I don't remember it) but I don't think he ever was in anything with that high of a superstructure.

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 01:42 AM (VVZaH)

523 Go Blackhawks!

Posted by: logprof at April 15, 2012 01:42 AM (ykSKg)

524
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:39 AM (R5yLq)

Nah, Stuck is strong with the Breitbart.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

525 ... and, speaking of George Zimmerman ...

There was a gun show today (and tomorrow) at The Cow Palace (SF, CA). The line at 10:00AM to get tickets must have been 200 yards long, perhaps 500 people.

While in line, I watched the people leaving the show ... very many of them with handtrucks of ammo.

One guy carried 2 boxes, probably 1000 rounds each. He was straining, and had to stop occasionally, to recover from the weight.
People are motivated. I think the JEF will suffer an un-presidented loss in November ... any plans Holder has to grab guns, incite riots,etc.,will have to happen very soon ... and yet, I don't see riots ... too much ammo in circulation ...

Coincidentally, with the large ammo purchases, or maybe ironically (or perhaps leadically) I expect the Fast and Furious investigation to heat up in June ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 15, 2012 01:43 AM (MZ6ql)

526 I personally believe God is

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:43 AM (kHDtw)

527 The story tellers

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:44 AM (kHDtw)

528 Life
You got me on a leash
Sweet lady

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:48 AM (kHDtw)

529 Upon her vows she hath cheated
The offense was oft repeated
Now she stands outside my parlor door

Begging to be taken back
'Ere she launch her next attack
And leave my heart bleeding on the floor

Now, dear lady, you must go
Take to heart the words of Poe
As the raven spoke, "Nevermore"


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 01:49 AM (xKC/c)

530 >>>I expect the Fast and Furious investigation to heat up in June


Do you know something I don't? Let me know. Thnx.

Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 01:50 AM (MwTP4)

531 http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

Today's Day By Day is most amusing.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)

532 Kicks the ONT

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:51 AM (4ixH5)

533 67
Good evening.



http://tinyurl.com/cvve4q4



Rise, CTHULHU!

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2012 09:54 PM (F79HU)


Sorry I'm late -- it's the second Saturday of the month, so it was time for the Cichlid club.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 01:51 AM (kaalw)

534 I expect the Fast and Furious investigation to heat up in June


Do you know something I don't? Let me know. Thnx.
Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 01:50 AM (MwTP4)

I have not insight into timing but I think Issa is wise to build a rock solid case before doing anything and to release everything as close to the election as possible to give the media as little time and ability to spin it away as possible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

535 @532

Kick it again, it's still breathing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 01:52 AM (xKC/c)

536 kahr pm9

p++

1000.00

crazy

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:52 AM (kHDtw)

537 Kicks the ONT
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 01:51 AM (4ixH5)

I am not sure a kick is enough. I was going to go grab my bang stick and put it out or its misery.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

538 Did I mention that I took auto shop in reform school? I specialized in brakes. Oh, here are your keys. -Smiles Sweetly-

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:38 AM (R5yLq)


I like her. SoS can keep this one. ( like he needed MY permission, right?)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:53 AM (yh0zB)

539 530 Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 01:50 AM (MwTP4)

Do you know something I don't? Let me know. Thnx.

June: Summer's here and the time is right for dancin in the streets ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 15, 2012 01:54 AM (MZ6ql)

540 WTF

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:55 AM (kHDtw)

541 I believe

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:56 AM (kHDtw)

542 ONT is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBB2uhRSM

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 01:56 AM (VVZaH)

543 DbD is always funny, and now I have new music in my repertoire (one of the reasons I hang out here, for the cultural improvement). I had never heard of the Moonshine Bandits.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 01:56 AM (yh0zB)

544 @525
Yeah, I was there today too.
It was a tad busier than I have seen.

Posted by: navybrat at April 15, 2012 01:57 AM (enRdF)

545 GGE,

saw this, thought you might enjoy it. might need ti for the zombie hordes once they realize they swarmed the wrong house and start trying to escape.

http://kitup.military.com/2012/04/pride-fowler-industries-rr-900.html

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

546 I was going to go grab my bang stick and put it out or its misery.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:53 AM (Z9EHQ)



Gggrrrrr...

Posted by: Old Yeller ONT at April 15, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)

547 #524

Stuck just amazes me, I don't think he's afraid of anything.

#538

Thank you sir! I sure hope Stuck will keep me around. I like it here

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:58 AM (R5yLq)

548 lick me ladies

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 01:58 AM (kHDtw)

549 #537

You might want to take that bang stick to the troll. I think it is talking to itself.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:59 AM (R5yLq)

550
I expect the Fast and Furious investigation to heat up in June





Do you know something I don't? Let me know. Thnx.

Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 01:50 AM (MwTP4)



I have not insight into timing but I think Issa is wise to build a
rock solid case before doing anything and to release everything as close
to the election as possible to give the media as little time and
ability to spin it away as possible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)


Right, from what I've seen Issa is doggedly determined to hang this scandal around the neck of Obama just like the Democrats did with Reagan and Iran-Contra.

Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 01:59 AM (MwTP4)

551 saw this, thought you might enjoy it. might need ti
for the zombie hordes once they realize they swarmed the wrong house
and start trying to escape.



http://kitup.military.com/2012/04/pride-fowler-industries-rr-900.html

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 01:57 AM (Z9EHQ)


Sweet! I needs one for my Saiga...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:00 AM (yh0zB)

552 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKyNTwD3Yk

Someone posted that on the Book of Faces. I can't watch it. Someone tell me if it's any good.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:00 AM (4ixH5)

553 You might want to take that bang stick to the troll. I think it is talking to itself.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 01:59 AM (R5yLq)


Ya, speaking of zombies...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:01 AM (yh0zB)

554 peace
one for the mad man

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 02:01 AM (kHDtw)

555 Don't let them spread the BS -- GGE stands for "Good Golly, Everyone!"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:02 AM (kaalw)

556 #553

Ok, silly girl question. What is a bang stick? Also what is an M19? It's some sort of pistol right?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:03 AM (R5yLq)

557 Someone posted that on the Book of Faces. I can't watch it. Someone tell me if it's any good.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:00 AM (4ixH5)



Define "good". Sounds like someone has a cat by the balls, is that good? (seriously, I wouldn't know good metal if it was up my @$$ (Metallica fans will get the joke))

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:03 AM (yh0zB)

558 Best obituary EVAR!

http://tinyurl.com/can3myj

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:03 AM (4ixH5)

559 #555

I still think Greenhouse Gas Emissions was the funniest

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:04 AM (R5yLq)

560 @552

Funniest video I've seen in a while.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 02:04 AM (xKC/c)

561 (seriously, I wouldn't know good metal if it was up my @$$ (Metallica fans will get the joke))


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:03 AM (yh0zB)

All the stuff I link here is farking awesome. That is all you need to know.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:05 AM (4ixH5)

562 Ok, silly girl question. What is a bang stick? Also what is an M19? It's some sort of pistol right?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:03 AM (R5yLq)



He should have said BOOMSTICK!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:07 AM (yh0zB)

563 But I have never squeezed off a shot of mu 1k gun that I carry every day. WTF. Am I gay? LOL

kahr pm9 etc

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 02:08 AM (kHDtw)

564 He should have said BOOMSTICK!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:07 AM (yh0zB)

you are correct. I read an earlier post where someone used the phrase bang stick but I meant to say boom stick.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 02:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

565 That is all you need to know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:08 AM (VVZaH)

566 So today I went to a hunters safety class so I could get my hunting license (actually my oldest boy wants his, and since I had to drive him there and the class was taxpayer-funded I figured I'd sit in) which is why I wasn't here yesterday. Anything exciting happen?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:08 AM (yh0zB)

567 Boomstick is a pointy shooty thing.

Bangstick is a...well..ya know...*cough*

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (4ixH5)

568 #562

Oh! Army of Darkness. I love that movie!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (R5yLq)

569 "... when Chris Whalen matter of fact (because it is a fact) let a rare
glimpse of reality on the NBC Universal distraction and entertainment
show, when he said "There is no Chinese Wall. Please. Come on. This is Wall Street." Awkward silence follows."

LUN fun begins @9:23

Posted by: Paul Volcker at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (e8kgV)

570 562
Ok, silly girl question. What is a bang stick? Also what is an M19? It's some sort of pistol right?



Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:03 AM (R5yLq)




He should have said BOOMSTICK!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:07 AM (yh0zB)


At one point, early in the history of SCUBA, it was thought that the best way to be safe around sharks was to carry a "bang stick", which was essentially a 12-guage shotgun shell rigged to go off into a shark when you poked the shark with it.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (kaalw)

571 #567

Yes? Go on

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (R5yLq)

572 Hummingbird did yu know that i am training a couple colts and maybe one of my barren mares for medieval mounted combat? I am the very steriotypical redhead, hotheaded and vengeful. Grim is convinced the ex sat on me so hard because he was scared of me.



anyway last year i got tired of this one guy in the competitions who had trained his big ol horse to shove around my friends' very polite little horses and intimidate them with his stallion, while he whupped up on them with a vulcanized rubber mace. So i have this Big black gelding who has a wide streak of honey badger and a little golden mare who is flat out intelligent and mean. I plan to fix his little red wagon with them. And i got this sweet little blood bay colt that will do anything for me cuz he just loves me like that, including take a whupping from a much bigger horse and just stand while i fight the other rider.... I am really curious which one of these horses is gonna fuck him up worst. IM hoping it will be the little tiny mean golden pony. Shes a beautiful piece of work, and it think Sir Clompety Clomp deserves to have his ass handed to him by a girl on a PONY. What do you think?


IM just mean that way.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:10 AM (r7Ddb)

573 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0


Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:08 AM (VVZaH)

No, you're not. But under my tutelage I believe one day you will be.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:10 AM (4ixH5)

574 Bangstick is a...well..ya know...*cough*

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (4ixH5)


Yeesh. I ain't getting nowhere near the troll with that... (insert obvious joke about 10 foot bangstick)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:11 AM (yh0zB)

575 Guess I should probably have a link -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerhead

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:11 AM (kaalw)

576 #570

Ok that makes sense. So what is an M19? I heard Stuck talking to Wolverine and he said something about taking his M19 to the pistol range next weekend so Wolverine could practice.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:11 AM (R5yLq)

577 #574

I laughed so hard it woke Molly up!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:12 AM (R5yLq)

578 Shop smart! Shop S-Mart

Posted by: buzzion at April 15, 2012 02:12 AM (GULKT)

579 1k for a pistol

lots of money?

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 02:12 AM (kHDtw)

580 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kySh2zsdvg

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:12 AM (yh0zB)

581 Yes? Go on

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:09 AM (R5yLq)

And uh well ya see OH LOOK A PENNY!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:13 AM (4ixH5)

582 576
#570



Ok that makes sense. So what is an M19? I heard Stuck talking to
Wolverine and he said something about taking his M19 to the pistol range
next weekend so Wolverine could practice.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:11 AM (R5yLq)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M19

I'm guessing the Smith and Wesson.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:13 AM (kaalw)

583 do not engage the troll...do not engage the troll...do not engage the troll...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:13 AM (yh0zB)

584 @576

Probably means his M1911 pistol. Military jargon for a .45 caliber semiautomatic handgun.

It pokes big holes in bad things and makes them go away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 02:14 AM (xKC/c)

585 do not engage the troll...

Not enough ammo or just out of range?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 02:15 AM (xKC/c)

586 Isn't powerhead something you pay a hooker a few bucks extra for?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:16 AM (KwJD0)

587 what

i own high end guns

i am one

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 02:16 AM (kHDtw)

588 Not enough ammo or just out of range?


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 02:15 AM (xKC/c)


Nah, I just don't want to encourage him.

But that reminds me, I gotta go get in some range-time. I put some non-skid grips on my G36 and I'm hoping that will reduce the number of FTE/FTF problems with it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:17 AM (yh0zB)

589 do not engage the troll...do not engage the troll...do not engage the troll...

You have to start with:

"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation..."

Posted by: Waterhouse 2112 at April 15, 2012 02:17 AM (KwJD0)

590 I have heard bang stick used as a synonym for gun more than anything else. I do remember when they were considered a good idea of divers. I think some guys use them for gators, and of course, hobos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 02:18 AM (Z9EHQ)

591 @588

OH, that meaning of engage, my bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 02:18 AM (xKC/c)

592 That fat floating kitteh makes you think...... what if cats were able to master antigravity? Scares me.

If it was a choice between the JEF and a great big swollen tick about to bust on my hound dog, I'd vote for the tick.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:18 AM (cHZB7)

593 do not engage the troll...

'cause like man ... ya know ... if they accept your engagement ... I mean ... OMG ... then you have to get married, man ... or like ... sorta ... give the ring back or something like that man ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:18 AM (VVZaH)

594 I use bang sticks for pandas. i like them to see it coming.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 02:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

595 ok this is lame. its Saturday night i am online, even the cats are in bed with Grim, and I am listening to Black Crowes in the living room, hanging with you. this has gotta be some kind of disorder.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:19 AM (r7Ddb)

596 My committee has real concerns regarding the transfer of arms to Mexican cartels. We have raised these concerns with the Administration. We are pleased with the frank cooperation of the Department of Justice, and General Holder in resolving these troubling questions.

Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 02:20 AM (MwTP4)

597 #572

I think you should hit that big horse in his ear with your mace. You won't even need to hit him that hard. The sound and the view of that mace heading towards his eye will probably make him bolt. Which horse to take? I'd take the blood bay colt. The other horses might fight a bigger horse for a while but it sounds like the colt will fight to the death to protect you.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:20 AM (R5yLq)

598 this has gotta be some kind of disorder.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:19 AM (r7Ddb)

ONTitis?

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:20 AM (4ixH5)

599 hmm okay, 630 people watching a chess stream on Twitch

Posted by: The Dude at April 15, 2012 02:21 AM (M8yfa)

600 @594

I hate dealing with pandas. They never see the subtleties. Everything is so black and white with them

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 02:22 AM (xKC/c)

601 ok this is lame. its Saturday night i am online, even the cats are in bed with Grim, and I am listening to Black Crowes in the living room, hanging with you. this has gotta be some kind of disorder.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:19 AM (r7Ddb)

I think you are right.

night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2012 02:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

602 Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody 'cept internet friends ...

Posted by: Sam Cooke at April 15, 2012 02:22 AM (VVZaH)

603 #593

Can you imagine uglier bridesmaids? Plus they would all be babbling through the whole ceremony!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:22 AM (R5yLq)

604 #595

Stuck is asleep in the recliner and Molly is now convinced she's a lap dog. She's curled up in his lap. They are so cute!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:24 AM (R5yLq)

605 "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation..."


Posted by: Waterhouse 2112 at April 15, 2012 02:17 AM (KwJD0)

huh - speaking of Rush (the band) - just read on Wikipedia that apparently the 2112 song is an anti-collectivist one inspired by Ayn Rand, I never knew that

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:24 AM (7FadD)

606 fk u girls

going to bed

Posted by: lick at April 15, 2012 02:25 AM (kHDtw)

607 >> Can you imagine uglier bridesmaids?

Well I prefer brides but a maid will do in a pinch.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at April 15, 2012 02:25 AM (cHZB7)

608 this has gotta be some kind of disorder.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:19 AM (r7Ddb)



Don't suffer from insanity. Enjoy it!

Can you imagine uglier bridesmaids? Plus they would all be babbling (insert) mindlessly (/insert) through the whole ceremony!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:22 AM (R5yLq)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:25 AM (yh0zB)

609 this has gotta be some kind of disorder.

well, let's have a disorder together!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:25 AM (7FadD)

610 #595

Oh Yankeefifth.. I now have this picture of a big panda wearing one of those dynamite vests and you holding a remote. You need to stop that! I'm going to start laughing hard enough to wake up Molly again.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:26 AM (R5yLq)

611 well, let's have a disorder together!

easypeasy ...

schizophrenic do it all the time...

Posted by: Sam Cooke at April 15, 2012 02:28 AM (VVZaH)

612 Hey Kids, how are thangs?

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:29 AM (ufJKx)

613 #605

Stuck and I watched the first part of Atlas Shrugged. I loved it! I can't wait for part two.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:30 AM (R5yLq)

614 Just hanging out, staying up late, doing laundry. How's things with you jc?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:31 AM (yh0zB)

615 In reality, I've reached the too tired to realize I'm really a sock stage.

It socks ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:31 AM (VVZaH)

616 hi jc
funny, I'm also doing laundry
I'm also waiting for a calculation to finish

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:32 AM (7FadD)

617 614
Just hanging out, staying up late, doing laundry. How's things with you jc?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:31 AM (yh0zB)

===
doing a little work today. play tomorrow. all in all, pretty good.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:32 AM (ufJKx)

618 jc -

bad weather pass you by?

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:32 AM (VVZaH)

619 597
#572



I think you should hit that big horse in his ear with your mace.
You won't even need to hit him that hard. The sound and the view of
that mace heading towards his eye will probably make him bolt. Which
horse to take? I'd take the blood bay colt. The other horses might
fight a bigger horse for a while but it sounds like the colt will fight
to the death to protect you.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:20 AM (R5yLq)


striking the opponents horse on purpose is unsporting. i wont do that.but i dunno. we shall see. i dont know if the bay is braver than he is small and light. hes built like a medium size thoroughbred. The black colt loves me but is built like a brick shithouse (we also taught him tricks, which makes him amusing company.) I saved each one from certain death, so they all freakin love me. The black and the tiny mare were saved from starvation, the bay from bad injuries, so complicated nobody wanted to fuck with him. But those injuries make him kinda weak. I'd just hate for Sir Clompety Clomp to knock him over, and wreak his confidence in me.
That black on the other hand may very well take that act the stallion pulls and pull it right back on him. I will report back on my practice sessions with my friend. My armour is fairly light being leather or a canvas and plate brigandine. i have to see how i will fight this dude. I may use a mace and then again i may use a rattan can sword. really depends on how i do against my pals. we will round robin the horses against each other and i will see what they all do. All of them wear neck and head armour. they get pretty used to the sounds going on, and the fact the chanfron (head armour) protects them.
But i would never hit one on purpose. you can paralyze one like that. That dude may kinda be a creep but its not the horse's fault.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:33 AM (r7Ddb)

620 huh - speaking of Rush (the band) - just read on Wikipedia that
apparently the 2112 song is an anti-collectivist one inspired by Ayn
Rand, I never knew that


Yeah, Neil Peart is some species of libertarian, though I seriously doubt he votes Conservative in Canadian elections.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:33 AM (KwJD0)

621 Part 2 is supposed to be out in the fall, but with a different cast. I don't know how well that is going to play, I thought the original cast did just fine. You wouldn't be able to watch them end-to-end with a new cast, or at least I wouldn't be able to.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:33 AM (yh0zB)

622 I am afraid of the hovercat. Hovercats are a sign that 2012 is what the Mayans said it would be.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:34 AM (ufJKx)

623 If your Ding Dong supply is running low, or hell, even if you plan on 'the Twinkie Defense', now's the time to stock up:

DALLAS - The company that makes Twinkies, Wonder bread and Ding Dongs says it's making a final offer to workers to accept cost-cutting before it asks a bankruptcy court to impose the cuts. Hostess Brands Inc. wants the Teamsters and bakers' unions to accept reduced pension benefits and changes in work rules to lower costs.

I blame Bush.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:35 AM (cHZB7)

624 618
jc -

bad weather pass you by?


Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:32 AM (VVZaH)

===
by a 2-3 thousand miles.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:35 AM (ufJKx)

625 doing a little work today. play tomorrow. all in all, pretty good.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:32 AM (ufJKx)



Gotta work tomorrow night (which is why I'm up all night tonight). Stuck in class all day while the temps were in the mid to high 70's...I need to wash the car, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:36 AM (yh0zB)

626 #619

That is true. It's not the horses fault. I didn't know you could paralyze a horse like that! I'm kind of a city girl so I have only been horse back riding a couple of times.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:36 AM (R5yLq)

627 NNnnnnooooooooo!!!!! Not the Twinkies!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:37 AM (yh0zB)

628
Part 2 is supposed to be out in the fall, but with a different cast.


different cast? what happened to the first cast?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:38 AM (7FadD)

629
That is true. It's not the horses fault. I
didn't know you could paralyze a horse like that! I'm kind of a city
girl so I have only been horse back riding a couple of times.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:36 AM (R5yLq)


its like hitting a person on the temple or the back of the head. It can really fuck you up. i kinda like to play a rough game. i only do it a few times a year but its damn fun.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:39 AM (r7Ddb)

630 by a 2-3 thousand miles.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:35 AM (ufJKx)
But a moos bit his sister once!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:39 AM (kaalw)

631 huh - speaking of Rush (the band) - just read on Wikipedia that

apparently the 2112 song is an anti-collectivist one inspired by Ayn

Rand, I never knew that

Yeah, Neil Peart is some species of libertarian, though I seriously doubt he votes Conservative in Canadian elections.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:33 AM (KwJD0)

Yep, based on Anthem. Loosely.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

632 #621

I want to see it anyway even if it does have a new cast. I'm surprised they couldn't get the original cast for it. I don't remember seeing any really big name actors in it.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:39 AM (R5yLq)

633 what happened to the first cast?

After the leg healed, they cut it off ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:39 AM (VVZaH)

634


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:35 AM (cHZB7)

That's some Twinkie.

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at April 15, 2012 02:40 AM (4ixH5)

635 #629

I understand. I've met a few people who should be hit with a mace.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:40 AM (R5yLq)

636 628


Part 2 is supposed to be out in the fall, but with a different cast.

different cast? what happened to the first cast?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:38 AM (7FadD)

====
self blacklist?

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)

637 by a 2-3 thousand miles.

Daz Good!

{some 'rons were in the middle of it. I wasn't sure.}

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:41 AM (VVZaH)

638
"I am afraid of the hovercat."


It scares me too. But the cat bullying monkey scares me more.

Posted by: Darrell Issa at April 15, 2012 02:41 AM (MwTP4)

639 They're actually making an Atlas Shrugged II?

Huh.

I didn't think part one did so well.

Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at April 15, 2012 02:41 AM (4ixH5)

640 #637

We got hit with some monster thunderstorms but no tornado thank goodness.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:41 AM (R5yLq)

641 632
#621



I want to see it anyway even if it does have a new cast. I'm
surprised they couldn't get the original cast for it. I don't remember
seeing any really big name actors in it.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:39 AM (R5yLq)


Too much time and funding problems between. Rather than try to match 6 out of 12 characters, they just rebooted.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (kaalw)

642 Just great. And to think, I voted for this bozo:

Greensboro, N.C. - The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting their donor list because they needed money.


Bit by a penguin???? Jimmy Carter redux. What next, Newt? You have slut in your heart?

It's pretty safe for me to say that I will NEVER be bitten by a penguin.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (cHZB7)

643 I am afraid of the hovercat. Hovercats are a sign that 2012 is what the Mayans said it would be.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:34 AM (ufJKx)

Hover dog is the natural enemy of hover cat.

http://tinyurl.com/d8usmd8

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (4ixH5)

644 different cast? what happened to the first cast?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:38 AM (7FadD)


Dunno.

I didn't think part one did so well.


Posted by: Winston Zeddemore at April 15, 2012 02:41 AM (4ixH5)


It didn't, but apparently they are making part 2 anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/7kpobj2

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (yh0zB)

645 #641

I'll still want to see it. Stuck loaned me the book. I thought the movie was better. Dagny seemed like a real tramp in the book.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:44 AM (R5yLq)

646 wait, Newt was bit by a penguin?

so he's got a jilted penguin in his past too?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:45 AM (7FadD)

647
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (cHZB7)

Fucking penguins. Global warming turning them all into flightless little assholes.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

648 #643

I think explodapanda is scarier than both

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:45 AM (R5yLq)

649 D'oh! I just got dinked on my clips vs magazines post...and for good reason, I might add...


http://tinyurl.com/7ufgj9q

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:46 AM (yh0zB)

650 Red Barchetta is a liberterian song.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 02:46 AM (4jJCE)

651 642
Just great. And to think, I voted for this bozo:

Greensboro,
N.C. - The day after Newt Gingrich was bit by a penguin at a zoo, he
acknowledged he is “the underdog” and said his campaign began renting
their donor list because they needed money.


Bit by a penguin???? Jimmy Carter redux. What next, Newt? You have slut in your heart?

It's pretty safe for me to say that I will NEVER be bitten by a penguin.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (cHZB7)

=====
http://tinyurl.com/73y34fp
well, he's got big teeth

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:46 AM (ufJKx)

652 I understand. I've met a few people who should be hit with a mace.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:40 AM (R5yLq)



oh yes. me too. but i prefer not to go that route. I am always scared that if i ever got to git clubbing them who richly deserve it, even in a sporting situation, i might not be able to stop.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:47 AM (r7Ddb)

653 a penguin kissed Julie Andrews once ... maybe he thought it was the same one ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:47 AM (VVZaH)

654 Mynd you, penguin bites can be nasti...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:47 AM (yh0zB)

655 'course the Penguin tried to kill Batman once too.

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (VVZaH)

656 Red Barchetta is a liberterian song.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 02:46 AM (4jJCE)


Freewill obviously is as well.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (yh0zB)

657 Bit by a penguin???? Jimmy Carter redux. What next, Newt? You have slut in your heart?

It's pretty safe for me to say that I will NEVER be bitten by a penguin.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:43 AM (cHZB7)


Could be worse.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/1382755.stm

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (kaalw)

658 Dagny seemed like a real tramp in the book.

Did Dagny bang anyone beside Rearden in the book?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (KwJD0)

659 Dagny seemed like a real tramp in the book.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:44 AM (R5yLq)


Dagny only ever put out for the dudes who were worth it.
Also she liked it rough.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)

660 646 chemjeff,

I'd link it but it's a MSNBC source....so no, I won't link it.

Btw, is that a penguin in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:49 AM (cHZB7)

661
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (KwJD0)

Francisco and Galt.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)

662 Oh crap it's time

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:49 AM (cHZB7)

663 hovercats, hoverdogs, and Winston Zeddemore all on the same thread.


===


Is Ray Parker Jr. gonna sing? I still haven't figgered out why he was ever afraid of his toast.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:49 AM (ufJKx)

664 I'm never glad to see a politician ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:49 AM (VVZaH)

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:50 AM (4ixH5)

666 Orrale!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:50 AM (4ixH5)

667 Rush - Free Will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:50 AM (7FadD)

668 TN Tuxedo was a penguin ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:50 AM (VVZaH)

669 Did Dagny bang anyone beside Rearden in the book?


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (KwJD


Francisco D'Anconia and then later, of course, John Galt.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:50 AM (yh0zB)

670 650
Red Barchetta is a liberterian song.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 02:46 AM (4jJCE)


Red Barchetta is an extremely complex piece of music. It is also one of the few songs that brings tears to my eyes every time i hear it, simply because it is so beautiful. I guess there is a little bit of that kid in my heart. But then also i am a prog nerd and i freely admit it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:51 AM (r7Ddb)

671 #652

I know what you mean.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:51 AM (R5yLq)

672 Well done Robert!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:51 AM (yh0zB)

673 #669

So only half the guys in the book. See? Tramp.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:51 AM (R5yLq)

674 Btw, is that a penguin in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

relax. it's just a penguin. and he's kinda chompy, so watch it

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:52 AM (7FadD)

675 654
Mynd you, penguin bites can be nasti...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:47 AM (yh0zB)


Especially if they have, you know, tendencies..... http://tinyurl.com/749k5e5

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:52 AM (kaalw)

676 A monkey is far scarier than a floating cat. A floating cat with no limbs can bite you if you fail to bat it away. A monkey on the other hand can rip your face off and eat it.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 02:53 AM (MwTP4)

677 Francisco and Galt.

I thought Francisco was just an old flame; I clearly need to re-read Atlas Shrugged. Though I shudder at the 40-whatever-page manifesto.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (KwJD0)

678 So only half the guys in the book. See? Tramp.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:51 AM (R5yLq)

C'mon, she never did Eddie (that I know of) or Weasely Mouch or Ken Dannager or Cuffy Miegs or Owen Kellogg, or...well, there's lots of guys she didn't do.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (yh0zB)

679 Especially if they have, you know, tendencies..... http://tinyurl.com/749k5e5


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:52 AM (kaalw)


You don't wanna think where that beak has been.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (kaalw)

680 >> Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:48 AM (kaalw)

I'd let Sharon Stone bite me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (cHZB7)

681 and suppossedly, Rush's liberterian vs collectivist stance is keeping them of of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 02:55 AM (4jJCE)

682 673
#669



So only half the guys in the book. See? Tramp.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:51 AM (R5yLq)


If it had been all of them, would she deserve points for completing the whole set?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:55 AM (kaalw)

683 I'd let Sharon Stone bite me.

... but not her husband ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 02:55 AM (VVZaH)

684 /listens to Red Barchetta while waiting for the Chinese GP to start ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:55 AM (KwJD0)

685 Francisco pops Dagny's cherry when she's 15 or 16.

Then he goes off and comes back an asshole.

Then Hank Rearden inventes Rearden Steel and he starts pounding Dagny's ass while still married to his bitch wife.

But then she learns that John Galt is the mack fuckin' daddy of awesomeness and once she hunts him down in Galt's Gulch they fuck like psycho kittens yowling in the night. In a delightful twist, Galt is so incredibly aware of his own badassness that he remains a virgin up until that point cause no woman was worthy of his sainted fluids up until that point.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)

686 wait... the good progressive zookeepers at the Toronto Zoo are doing their own version of gay conversion therapy on penguins? didn't Bachmann's husband get raked over the coals for that? sheesh, he should have just attempted to convert gay penguins, not people

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:56 AM (7FadD)

687 Especially if they have, you know, tendencies..... http://tinyurl.com/749k5e5


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:52 AM (kaalw)


As long as it isn't dolphins...oh god the dolphins...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibGWM

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:56 AM (yh0zB)

688 #678

Sorry. Women just know these things. She's a tramp. That was not the way to find out who is John Galt.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:57 AM (R5yLq)

689 675
654

Mynd you, penguin bites can be nasti...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:47 AM (yh0zB)

Especially if they have, you know, tendencies..... http://tinyurl.com/749k5e5


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:52 AM (kaalw)

=========
where are the protestors? PETA joins with NAMB(ird)LA or what?


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 02:57 AM (ufJKx)

690 Rush - Red Barchetta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAvQSkK8Z8U

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:57 AM (7FadD)

691
I thought Francisco was just an old flame; I
clearly need to re-read Atlas Shrugged. Though I shudder at the
40-whatever-page manifesto.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (KwJD0)


Francisco was her first love, but when he "went Galt" the thing he had to give up was her. It broke Dagnys heart. then she fell in love with Hank Reardon. only much later they both kind of fell in love with John Galt, after they discovered his energy coil. Once they started lookin for him and Hank retired to Galt's Gulch he kinda bowed out, aknowledging that John was the better man of the two of them.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 02:57 AM (r7Ddb)

692 damn, group B for the Ro16 is insane: Leenock, MVP, July and Hero

Posted by: The Dude at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (M8yfa)

693 I'd let Sharon Stone bite me.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (cHZB7)


Well, Bronstein seemed to draw the line somewhere when it came to being gnawed by dried-up, scaly reptiles.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (kaalw)

694 and suppossedly, Rush's liberterian vs collectivist stance is keeping them of of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 02:55 AM (4jJCE)

Fucking Rock N Roll Hall of Fame.
Hall of Faggotry more like it.
Axl Rose told the Hall of Fags to go fuck themselves. Good on him, I say.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (4ixH5)

695 #685

Robert! I had no idea you were such a romantic!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (R5yLq)

696 Relevant:
Bloody Pingu
http://tinyurl.com/28x3sag

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (7FadD)

697 Though I shudder at the
40-whatever-page manifesto.




Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 02:54 AM (KwJD0)




I've never gotten all the way through that, and I doubt that I'll ever try.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 02:59 AM (yh0zB)

698 Just great. The Chins outsmart the JEF again.....though come to think of it, so could a penguin or an umbrella:

The Chinese government dealt the public relations strategy of green technology advocates in the Obama administration a blow last month when Premier Wen Jiabao announced that the state-run economy would stop expanding its wind and solar industries, choosing instead to focus on nuclear, hydroelectric and shale — or fracking — as the energies of the future.

Yeah.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 03:00 AM (cHZB7)

699 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barchetta

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:00 AM (yh0zB)

700 Red Barchetta - harmonics FTW.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 03:01 AM (KwJD0)

701 I had no idea you were such a romantic!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (R5yLq)

Hopelessly so!
I'm stocked up on wine and candles like some folks stock up on canned goods and shotgun shells.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:01 AM (4ixH5)

702 Ayn Rand was into BDSM and Poly relationships, so she really wasnt interested in portraying traditional morality. She did her own thing. Therefore Dagny reflects that sort of morality. I still love her. Tarnished and frail heroes are ever so much more fun. I cried bitterly when Cheryl Taggart jumped off the bridge when she realized just what a creep she had married.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:01 AM (r7Ddb)

703 Bloody Pingu
http://tinyurl.com/28x3sag


Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 02:58 AM (7FadD)


Do you still have the Moron High Score on that?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:02 AM (yh0zB)

704 It's a good thing I'm work blocked from those Rush links or I'd be shattering glass with my Geddy Lee impression

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:02 AM (4ixH5)

705 It's a good thing I'm work blocked from those Rush links or I'd be shattering glass with my Geddy Lee impression

Robert ...

you're not that ugly ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 15, 2012 03:04 AM (VVZaH)

706 Do you still have the Moron High Score on that?

no, when Maet reposted the link on a subsequent ONT, I think someone got a higher score - forget what it is though. it was pretty damn high though.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 03:04 AM (7FadD)

707 #701

Like psycho kittens yowling in the night? Fess up! You write for Hallmark don't you?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:04 AM (R5yLq)

708 Ayn Rand was into BDSM? srsly?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 03:05 AM (7FadD)

709 Ayn Rand was into BDSM and Poly relationships,


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:01 AM (r7Ddb)

I never heard about the BDSM (reading Atlas Shrugged it wouldn't surprise me) but if you ask me the accusations of infidelity always sounded like BS. The only source for this are her protege Nathaniel Branden and his ex-wife and that story has changed a bit over the years.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

710 The worst I can see a cat doing to me is a vision impairing clawing, while a monkey has the ability to maim or kill me. So, yeah I'm more afraid of a monkey.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 03:07 AM (MwTP4)

711 670, been one of my favorites since childhood

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:07 AM (4jJCE)

712 #702

I loved that she was strong willed and capable. I didn't like the bed hopping. It reminded me to much of my mom.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:07 AM (R5yLq)

713 Ayn Rand was into BDSM? srsly?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 03:05 AM (7FadD)

Dunno, but all her characters always came out pretty bloody after luvins.
There was also the rape scene in The Fountainhead.
Have I mentioned I never read the Fountainhead?
Ashamed I am.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:07 AM (4ixH5)

714 708
Ayn Rand was into BDSM? srsly?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 03:05 AM (7FadD)



um. YUP. its a HUGE subtext in all her um... romance. remember the chain of Reardon steel that Dagny wore? anyway the rumor is that in real life Ayn's personal affairs were ... unconventional.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:07 AM (r7Ddb)

715 More penguin problems.....holy shit, they are making their move. World dominance is their game:

That is correct. We have twice as many penguins in Antarctica than scientists thought, a count by satellite revealed. Far from being a species endangered by the carelessness of man, scientists say we have nearly 600,000 emperor penguins. The scientists counted 44 colonies of these birds — including 7 previously unknown. Counting penguins in Antarctica is so easy, I may apply for the job because they are black and white against the snows of Antarctica.

PS I have links for this crazy stuff I'm posting, but I'm lazy. Ask and I shall provide.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 03:08 AM (cHZB7)

716 chemjeff, i guess you didn't need a hole yesterday

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:09 AM (4jJCE)

717 Like psycho kittens yowling in the night? Fess up! You write for Hallmark don't you?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:04 AM (R5yLq)

Writing a TV movie for The Hallmark Channel. Objectivist Sex Kittens part III: The Yowlening.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:09 AM (4ixH5)

718 #710

CM9000 that is just silly. Hovercat doesn't use claws. He just stares at you and melts your brain with his evil kitteh mind powers.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:09 AM (R5yLq)

719 Jean, well the storms haven't yet made it here, so I might yet need one

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 03:10 AM (7FadD)

720 i personally dont let how people i look up to like to do the nasty concern me whatsoever if their ideas hold up. i figure we are all a little broken inside. If you are a monster of course then the ideas rarely seem to hold up. for some reason monsters all think they are better than they really are.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:11 AM (r7Ddb)

721 #717

I knew it! I'm sure of the Oprah network hears about it you'll find yourself in a bidding war.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:11 AM (R5yLq)

722 #720

I guess that is true. My experience with my mom colors me sometimes. Dagny didn't have any kids so I guess if she was promiscuous then at least she wasn't hurting them.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:14 AM (R5yLq)

723 for some reason monsters all think they are better than they really are.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:11 AM (r7Ddb)


I am a man!

Posted by: Joseph Merrick at April 15, 2012 03:14 AM (4ixH5)

724 Rush - Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBKgWVQgTeE


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 03:15 AM (xKC/c)

725 I knew it! I'm sure of the Oprah network hears about it you'll find yourself in a bidding war.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:11 AM (R5yLq)

I'd take a lower payday from Oprah if she'd show me her big old lady boobs. I gotta know if they're firm or if they sag to her knees.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:16 AM (4ixH5)

726 New World Man also has a positive view of our culture one doesn't find much outside of country music. Probably pisses the prove off.

Though I'm sure the guys driving those air cars are SEUI affiliate members.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:17 AM (4jJCE)

727 progs not prove mr spellchecker

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:19 AM (4jJCE)

728 First album purchase, Permanent Waves.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 03:20 AM (xKC/c)

729 722
#720



I guess that is true. My experience with my mom colors me
sometimes. Dagny didn't have any kids so I guess if she was promiscuous
then at least she wasn't hurting them.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:14 AM (R5yLq)


my kid sandbagged me into dating Grim with the help of friends and her birth family sisters. She desperately wanted me to feel happy and safe again. but then she was older, about 18 though brain damaged, so she always seems about 15. That little rotter conspired against me!

i think the quality of the men and the depth of the relationship really make a difference. I pretty much never do anything that meaningless, which was one thing that made it so hard for me to get dating. So she got my friends to "just happen" to have him around, after they had him rescue me while i was too sick to escape or resist. Theres something a woman just cant resist about a marine coming in to do her dishes and take out the trash and clean the kitchen while shes sick. Its undeniably seductive.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:20 AM (r7Ddb)

730 722
#720



I guess that is true. My experience with my mom colors me
sometimes. Dagny didn't have any kids so I guess if she was promiscuous
then at least she wasn't hurting them.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:14 AM (R5yLq)


It's all in the myriad facets of the human experience -- sex, pair-bonding, commitment, self-esteem, friendship....each is just a bit connected with the others, but you can easily descend into perversion when they are mixed. Bonding with a partner can lead to a relationship to be proud of.....but if your self-esteem is largely dependent on a particular relationship, chances are that relationship is dysfunctional; having sex with a friend can be a happy time -- using sex to have friends is a flashing neon sign saying "PROBLEMS!"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:22 AM (kaalw)

731 progs not prove mr spellchecker

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:19 AM (4jJCE)

Que quieres?

Posted by: El Spelcheco at April 15, 2012 03:23 AM (4ixH5)

732 Robert loses it and says:

>>I'd take a lower payday from Oprah if she'd show me her big old lady boobs.

Now I'm off to hunt for my dramamine.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 03:23 AM (cHZB7)

733 For the most part cats will only eat you if you have already died. However, monkeys will viciously attack you and eat your flesh while you are still alive.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 03:24 AM (MwTP4)

734 Like that article on butter smuggling, the story "A Nice Morning Drive" oddly prophetic.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:24 AM (4jJCE)

735 732
Robert loses it and says:

>>I'd take a lower payday from Oprah if she'd show me her big old lady boobs.

Now I'm off to hunt for my dramamine.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 03:23 AM (cHZB7)


Robert was just being Robert.....sounds like you might've "lost it" though -- need a mop?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:25 AM (kaalw)

736 Now I'm off to hunt for my dramamine.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 03:23 AM (cHZB7)

And the eye bleach?

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)

737 @525/544 -- I plan on checking out the show tomorrow. Anything stand out that I don't want to miss?
And Yankee. Rappin' Country, whoever in the world would have thought and I like it!

Posted by: Calyx the Unanswered at April 15, 2012 03:26 AM (7UDrY)

738 using sex to have friends is a flashing neon sign saying "PROBLEMS!"


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:22 AM (kaalw)


i call that winning the world over one man at a time. its sad. it means that person was probably very badly hurt by her father.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:27 AM (r7Ddb)

739 using sex to have friends is a flashing neon sign saying "PROBLEMS!"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:22 AM (kaalw)

Using sex to supplement your income, however, can help with retirement planning.

From here on your dinner choices are franks n beans or beans n franks.

Posted by: Dave Ramsey at April 15, 2012 03:30 AM (4ixH5)

740 734
Like that article on butter smuggling, the story "A Nice Morning Drive" oddly prophetic.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:24 AM (4jJCE)



yes it is. sad isnt it? our world has turned to science fiction, and yet still i dont have my teleportation booth or flying car dammit!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:32 AM (r7Ddb)

741 PS I have links for this crazy stuff I'm posting, but I'm lazy. Ask and I shall provide.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2012 03:08 AM (cHZB7)

I for one welcome our penguin overlords.

Theres something a woman just cant resist about a
marine coming in to do her dishes and take out the trash and clean the
kitchen while shes sick. Its undeniably seductive.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:20 AM (r7Ddb)


BTW, and apropos of nothing I suppose, I didn't realize you and Grimmy were married, I thought you were just living in sin Congrats! even if it is years late...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:32 AM (yh0zB)

742 i call that winning the world over one man at a time. its sad. it means that person was probably very badly hurt by her father.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:27 AM (r7Ddb)


Then, again, having "friends" merely in order to maintain a stable of sex partners isn't very pretty, either. There are honorable, pleasurable, and fun ways of maneuvering through the thicket; and there are vile, degrading, and damaging ways as well -- and the distinctions can be subtle if someone attempts to describe the behavior involved from the outside. It's somewhat easier to know from the inside.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:34 AM (kaalw)

743 The 15 beans are in to soak and the hambone gets dropped in just before I go to bed, I turn the heat on low to the crockpot and dinner will be ready when I get up. Life will be good...and loud...and smelly...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:35 AM (yh0zB)

744 First load of laundry done, gotta go fold now for a few minutes. Don't do nothing entertaining till I get back.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:36 AM (yh0zB)

745 Life will be good...and loud...and smelly...

Way to toot your own horn there, so to speak.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 03:36 AM (xKC/c)

746 even if it is years late...


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:32 AM (yh0zB)

























its nothing anyone made a big deal about. it started as something we both convinced ourselves was something less. Now its more. We are considering having a party "just because we feel like it" either this fall or next spring as a proper bash to make it official. This makes my kid snicker. it seems everyone knew before we did it was something special.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:37 AM (r7Ddb)

747 744
First load of laundry done, gotta go fold now for a few minutes. Don't do nothing entertaining till I get back.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:36 AM (yh0zB)


Quick, let's do something entertaining!!!!

Um.....

Um.....

OK, I got nuttin'.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:37 AM (kaalw)

748 i better go to bed
im being paged...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:41 AM (r7Ddb)

749 it seems everyone knew before we did it was something special.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:37 AM (r7Ddb)


That's awesome.

BTW, and I'm just being nosy here so you can tell me to mind my own beezwax, how did the news go over with Grimmy's family? I remember you saying something about a party you weren't invited to that he was going to drop the bombshell at.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:42 AM (yh0zB)

750 #729

Oh that is wonderful! I love it. I don't think Sissy will admit it but I think she was trying to set me up with Stuck. Sissy and I have always been very close. I was ten when she was born and our mom was an alcoholic. I took care of Sissy because mom couldn't or wouldn't. We both have different fathers and mom brought more boyfriends home than I can count. I thank God everyday for Sissy. Without her I probably would have ended up just like mom. But I couldn't because I had to take care of her. I got married at nineteen and Sissy came to live with us, I'm not sure mom even noticed. She hated Scott even before she found out he was a cheating scumbag. I never saw it back then but she did! I wish I had listened to her more.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:42 AM (R5yLq)

751 Quick, let's do something entertaining!!!!

/levitates

Posted by: hovercat at April 15, 2012 03:42 AM (KwJD0)

752 Play like a stream of consciousness troll:

I once signed up for a programming class. I was disappointed, though, when I walked into the classroom.

Instead of computers there was VCR at every desk, and on the front panel was a blinking 12:00.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 03:43 AM (xKC/c)

753 urgh.
time for bed.
good night

Posted by: chemjeff at April 15, 2012 03:43 AM (7FadD)

754 Good night, Gushie!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

755 Good night, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:44 AM (4ixH5)

756 If I had to face death by cat or death by monkey, I would choose death by monkey. A monkey could tear me limb from limb, and eat my flesh. Not real sure how a cat could kill me, but no doubt it would be slow and excruciating.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 03:44 AM (MwTP4)

757 Don't do nothing entertaining till I get back.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:36 AM (yh0zB)

Do any remaining 'Ettes know how to belly dance?

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)

758 #753

Good night chemjeff!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:45 AM (R5yLq)

759 its nothing anyone made a big deal about. it
started as something we both convinced ourselves was something less. Now
its more. We are considering having a party "just because we feel like
it" either this fall or next spring as a proper bash to make it
official. This makes my kid snicker. it seems everyone knew before we
did it was something special.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 15, 2012 03:37 AM (r7Ddb)


The whole romanticized version is bunk. You're supposed to sign a piece of paper and be ready to die for each other, when twenty minutes before your feelings were merely aspirations. Things develop over time, and there are always setbacks and problems, but once you get the hang of getting past them you end up stronger than ever. Once one of you has tended the other through an extended illness, you both know, "I can concentrate on healing without worry, because even if it takes months s/he'll be there for me."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:46 AM (kaalw)

760 http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/140837/

I can't read the link but the headline reads, "Woman Seeking Man Who Knocked Her Up In The Bathroom At Megadeth/Motorhead Show On Craigslist."

A child conceived in love.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:46 AM (4ixH5)

761 #756

Kitteh's are masters of chemical warfare. Ask anyone that has ever cleaned out a litterbox.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:47 AM (R5yLq)

762 gushka, or apparently holographic sex

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2012 03:47 AM (4jJCE)

763 Not real sure how a cat could kill me, but no doubt it would be slow and excruciating

Depends what kind of cat. Wouldn't a tiger or lion just snap your neck and be done?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 03:48 AM (KwJD0)

764 #759

You should spend more time with Robert. He is Mr. Romance

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:50 AM (R5yLq)

765 764
#759



You should spend more time with Robert. He is Mr. Romance

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:50 AM (R5yLq)


Actually, I spend quite enough time with Robert as it is.....and with Gushka's tractor.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:52 AM (kaalw)

766 #765

Would it be naughty of me to ask for pictures?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:52 AM (R5yLq)

767 Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:50 AM (R5yLq)


The evening would end in madness or with the sweet smell of calamari wafting through the house.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:53 AM (4ixH5)

768 lol the Black Mesa mod people are still trolling people

Posted by: The Dude at April 15, 2012 03:53 AM (M8yfa)

769 Do any remaining 'Ettes know how to belly dance?


Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)


That would qualify as entertainment, and you have my undivided attention. Carry on.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:54 AM (yh0zB)

770 766
#765



Would it be naughty of me to ask for pictures?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:52 AM (R5yLq)


It's the ONT -- you can always ask.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 03:54 AM (kaalw)

771 #767

Sounds like a Stephen King Novel! Go on

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:54 AM (R5yLq)

772 Carry on.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 03:54 AM (yh0zB)

I won't cry no more.

Posted by: Wayward Son at April 15, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

773 #770

No wonder I love it here so much. You all make me laugh.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:55 AM (R5yLq)

774 Go on

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:54 AM (R5yLq)

Then we're attacked by a killer soda machine...

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

775 Depends what kind of cat. Wouldn't a tiger or lion just snap your neck and be done?


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 03:48 AM (KwJD0)

HaHa, of course I was was contemplating death by a domesticated feline.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 03:57 AM (MwTP4)

776 #774

Not an RC machine I hope! Those are just awful!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:58 AM (R5yLq)

777 http://tinyurl.com/7cs7qcu

The lesson we all learned? Never stiff a hooker.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 03:59 AM (4ixH5)

778 #777

Ok not to be naughty again but isn't that the whole point?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:59 AM (R5yLq)

779 Thank you everyone for being so wonderful and entertaining. I need to wake my man up and get him to bed now. I hope everyone has a wonderful evening!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 04:02 AM (R5yLq)

780 Ok not to be naughty again but isn't that the whole point?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 03:59 AM (R5yLq)

That's what she said.
Wait wut?

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:03 AM (4ixH5)

781 Good night, Hummingbird!

Quick elbow to the ribcage'll wake him right up.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:04 AM (4ixH5)

782 #780

Keeping the romance alive

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 04:04 AM (R5yLq)

783 #781

I had something a little more subtle in mind Be good now! I'll see you all tomorrow!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 04:05 AM (R5yLq)

784 HaHa, of course I was was contemplating death by a domesticated feline.

The terror of having small pieces of your body chewed off, and then batted around the room until they go under a piece of furniture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 04:05 AM (xKC/c)

785 Be good? What's the point to that? lol

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:11 AM (yh0zB)

786 The terror of having small pieces of your body chewed off, and then
batted around the room until they go under a piece of furniture.


That would make a good premise for one of those Alfred Hitchcock Presents/Tales From the Crypt type of shows, where some dude gets paralyzed from drinking black-market Valu-Rite or something, and then watches in mute horror as his beloved cat(s) mess with him.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 04:14 AM (KwJD0)

787 HB --

I guess where I'm going with this is that things can grow -- but only if you have the right seeds in the proper environment. We know Stuck is funny, smart/witty, concerned about honor and correct behavior, and courageous (because nobody ever shows courage by saying, "I'm brave, I'm brave, I'm brave" -- they show it by going, "ready or not, here I go........"). We know you're funny, smart/witty, and concerned about right and wrong, as well. We know that you've been thrown together by an outlandish and surreal set of coincidences and circumstances, and that you've hit it off. That's a really great start.

What grows from here will be shaped partly by external events, but mainly by the two of you. I had spent some time with the BH when the 1989 earthquake hit here -- I briefly made sure that my apartment wasn't on fire (I had been home sick for the day) and made my way to her workplace (which was heavily damaged and later condemned). Finding this vacant, I pressed on to her apartment and made sure she was safe. Then, with no power, we went out and found dinner. External event -- earthquake; relationship -- strengthened.

I had a situation where a routine doctor visit turned into a nightmare -- I had prescription antibiotics that caused a severe reaction and the doctor refused to consider the antibiotics the problem until I had a 106-degree fever, was delirious, and broke out in spots from head-to-toe. The BH took care of me through that. External event -- malpractice; relationship -- strengthened.

You don't look to test your relationship -- life does that. But each time you overcome some situation, you can look back and say "we worked well together." We're going on our third decade. But it's been building all along.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:15 AM (kaalw)

788 What's the point to that? lol


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:11 AM (yh0zB)

Fuck it, I quit.

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 15, 2012 04:15 AM (4ixH5)

789 And, per the usual, I'm at least 11 minutes too late.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:16 AM (kaalw)

790 The terror of having small pieces of your body
chewed off, and then batted around the room until they go under a piece
of furniture.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 04:05 AM (xKC/c)

So that is the frightful means of death by cat? Again I would rather my limbs be rended by a thousand monkeys.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 15, 2012 04:17 AM (MwTP4)

791 Ah, come on Santa. You don't me to tell me Mrs. Claus about you and those elves.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

792 External event -- malpractice; relationship -- strengthened.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:15 AM (kaalw)

Hold on to your ass, bubba.

Posted by: Obamacare at April 15, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)

793 Fuck it, I quit.


Posted by: Santa Claus at April 15, 2012 04:15 AM (4ixH5)

You sucked at your job anyways. I wanted a fuckin' bicycle, not pants, you fat retarded bastard.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 04:18 AM (xKC/c)

794 789
And, per the usual, I'm at least 11 minutes too late.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:16 AM (kaalw)

====
Yeah, but at least your friends will use it to make fun of you later. So, you got that going for you.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:19 AM (ufJKx)

795 And, per the usual, I'm at least 11 minutes too late.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:16 AM (kaalw)

Timeliness is for sucks.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:20 AM (4ixH5)

796 You don't me to tell me Mrs. Claus about you and those elves.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

Those elves are fucking liars! And I fired them cause one of those little bastards came in my egg nog.
I outsourced to China and haven't looked back.

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 15, 2012 04:22 AM (4ixH5)

797 Ya know, I may just name my next band Hovercat. WTF, I've had worse.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (ufJKx)

798 792
External event -- malpractice; relationship -- strengthened.




Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:15 AM (kaalw)

Hold on to your ass, bubba.


Posted by: Obamacare at April 15, 2012 04:18 AM (4ixH5)


It's gathering momentum. The BH could have gotten some discount on our health insurance (and a magic decoder ring!) if she'd have gone through and put a bunch of information "on-file" with the insurance company rather than discussing it with her doctor. The whole "electronic medical records available 'in emergencies' thing" is looking a whole lot like "kiss doctor/patient privilege goodbye."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (kaalw)

799 It's 4:22 and I have no idea what Levi Johnson is up to.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (niZvt)

800 You sucked at your job anyways. I wanted a fuckin' bicycle, not pants, you fat retarded bastard.




Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 04:18 AM (xKC/c)

http://tinyurl.com/83qulgz
HO! HO! HO!

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (4ixH5)

801 796

Those elves are fucking liars!


Posted by: Santa Claus at April 15, 2012 04:22 AM (4ixH5)

=====
That's what you said about that sheep. I'm starting to notice a trend.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:24 AM (ufJKx)

802 Is the cat really hovering, or did someone launch it with swift boot to the rear?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:24 AM (niZvt)

803 You sucked at your job anyways. I wanted a fuckin' bicycle, not pants, you fat retarded bastard.




Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 15, 2012 04:18 AM (xKC/c)


Yep, that'll put you on the permanent Naughty list.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:25 AM (yh0zB)

804 It's 4:22 and I have no idea what Levi Johnson is up to.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (niZvt)

I'm guessing he's up to two out of three inches in some meth addict's cooch.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)

805 Is the cat really hovering, or did someone launch it with swift boot to the rear?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:24 AM (niZvt)


Believe...


*cleans off boots*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:26 AM (yh0zB)

806 794
789

And, per the usual, I'm at least 11 minutes too late.




Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:16 AM (kaalw)

====
Yeah, but at least your friends will use it to make fun of you later. So, you got that going for you.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:19 AM (ufJKx)


Interestingly, I haven't gotten too much negative feedback from the anecdotes I've dropped on threads. Probably because I'm a bore and my life is dull as congealed oatmeal.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:26 AM (kaalw)

807 799
It's 4:22 and I have no idea what Levi Johnson is up to.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (niZvt)

====
no big. neither does he.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:27 AM (ufJKx)

808 That's what you said about that sheep. I'm starting to notice a trend.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:24 AM (ufJKx)

How many sheep you see in the North Pole?!? I could have sworn it was a yeti.

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 15, 2012 04:27 AM (4ixH5)

809 Santa polished Rudolph's Shiny Knob.

Or so the elves said.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:27 AM (niZvt)

810 804
It's 4:22 and I have no idea what Levi Johnson is up to.



Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:23 AM (niZvt)

I'm guessing he's up to two out of three inches in some meth addict's cooch.


Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)


Great minds.....I was soooooo close to saying the same thing. But Robert got there first.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:28 AM (kaalw)

811 #789

No I read it hon. I got Stuck and Molly up and they went off to bed. I was planning on joining them but for some reason I came back to read just a bit more before going to bed. Thank you so much. You really are so sweet. I'm not sure where life will take us but I do know in my heart that Stuck will always be there for me. I haven't known him long but somehow I just know that.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 04:28 AM (R5yLq)

812 Interestingly, I haven't gotten too much negative
feedback from the anecdotes I've dropped on threads. Probably because
I'm a bore and my life is dull as congealed oatmeal.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:26 AM (kaalw)

Cthulhu, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend
tried to make it with the cow? I want to party with you, cowboy.

Posted by: John Winger at April 15, 2012 04:31 AM (4ixH5)

813 G'night, HB.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:31 AM (kaalw)

814 Frosty the Snowman was Santa's coke dealer.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:32 AM (niZvt)

815 #813

Good night hon! You give that wonderful woman of yours a big hug. Watch out for Robert though, he is a sweet talker!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 15, 2012 04:32 AM (R5yLq)

816 >>>Probably because I'm a bore and my life is dull as congealed oatmeal



We are outraged and wont stand for this slander.

Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:33 AM (MwTP4)

817 If you haven't figured out yet that HB and Stuck are the same person, you're not paying attention.

Posted by: Sybil at April 15, 2012 04:36 AM (hN0CD)

818 Hummingbird? You still up??

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:38 AM (niZvt)

819 wouldn'tcha know it. Hoverpussy is already a word and has a big following.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:38 AM (ufJKx)

820 Sweet, Mercedes wins! Too bad it wasn't Schumacher, but still ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 04:40 AM (KwJD0)

821 Hoverpussy, huh?

Sounds sort of like Reverse Cowgirl...

And darn it all, if Reverse Cowgirl wouldn't be a great girl's band name, I don't know what is!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:41 AM (niZvt)

822 I'm a bore


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:26 AM (kaalw)

Oink!

Posted by: Sow at April 15, 2012 04:42 AM (4ixH5)

823 wouldn'tcha know it. Hoverpussy is already a word and has a big following.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:38 AM (ufJKx)

Can I follow it on Twatter©

Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:42 AM (MwTP4)

824 It is better to live with scars than regrets.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:44 AM (yh0zB)

825 Miss Piggy always makes me squeal like a pig.

Posted by: Kermit at April 15, 2012 04:44 AM (niZvt)

826 It is better to live with scars than regrets.

What if you have both?

Posted by: some eunuch at April 15, 2012 04:45 AM (KwJD0)

827 I'd go surf some Skinemax porn but they shut it off on Sunday mornings. More's the pity.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:45 AM (yh0zB)

828 Miss Piggy always makes me squeal like a pig.

Posted by: Kermit at April 15, 2012 04:44 AM (niZvt)

Easy being green is it?

Posted by: Yoda at April 15, 2012 04:46 AM (4ixH5)

829 What if you have both?


Posted by: some eunuch at April 15, 2012 04:45 AM (KwJD0)


I don't know what to tell you man...eh...whatever...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:46 AM (yh0zB)

830

Can I follow it on Twatter©
Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:42 AM (MwTP4)


Twats the matter with you?!

Almost 5:00 now... Think I can Har some Poon without waking her up?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:47 AM (niZvt)

831 Weird, the Chinese pit lane girls are all taller than the drivers ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 04:48 AM (KwJD0)

832 Skinemax porn


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:45 AM (yh0zB)

Some people grew up with Star Wars. Some people grew up The Swiss Family Robinson. I grew up with Emmanuelle.

Posted by: Yoda at April 15, 2012 04:48 AM (4ixH5)

833 Almost 5:00 now... Think I can Har some Poon without waking her up?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:47 AM (niZvt)


The chloroform should have taken full effect by now. Go for it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:48 AM (yh0zB)

834
It is better to live with scars than regrets.

What if you have both?
Posted by: some eunuch at April 15, 2012 04:45 AM (KwJD0)




If you don't have both, you aren't doing it right.

Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:49 AM (MwTP4)

835 Cthulhu, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend

tried to make it with the cow? I want to party with you, cowboy.


Posted by: John Winger at April 15, 2012 04:31 AM (4ixH5)


For some reason, I spent a lot of my time in Junior High and High School playing games.

In Junior High, we had a word-association game we called "THIMK". You and your friends took turns responding to words that you called out, trying to avoid a high score. Scoring events were: non-sequitur, 2 points; repitition, 5 points; time-out, 10 points. Sample play: game, board, nail, finger, accuse, defend, fortress, castle, rook, cheat, fair, booth, game -- repetition, 5 points.

But I digress -- one from High School was "the elevator game". Whenever you get into a confined space with someone not in the clique, you start a story (in the middle) that is surreal, suggestive, and engaging....ending only when the outsider leaves the group. The object is to out-weird your group and freak-out the stranger. Sample play: (clique in elevator) "I hope he's there." (stranger gets on elevator) "....and the party was getting a little beyond what I expected." "Well, you could have expected the dwarf -- he's been at each of the last four." "Mike? Oh, yeah, he and I have become good buds -- he showed me a trick about tying my toga that's done wonders for having it fit better......no, it was that other chick and her little show." "The thing with the ping-pong balls?" "I've seen that done better. No, the thing with the donkey." "Yeah, seriously, chocolate sauce?!?!??" (stranger gets off elevator) "Did you see that guy's EYES?!?!?"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:49 AM (kaalw)

836 Almost 5:00 now... Think I can Har some Poon without waking her up?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:47 AM (niZvt)

Remember Vic's words of wisdom. Just woke up pussy is the best kind.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:49 AM (4ixH5)

837 828
Miss Piggy always makes me squeal like a pig.



Posted by: Kermit at April 15, 2012 04:44 AM (niZvt)



Easy being green is it?

Posted by: Yoda at April 15, 2012 04:46 AM (4ixH5)

===
I have lived an interesting life. Up until now I never once pictured Miss Piggy doing Kermit with a strap on. Muppets meet Deliverance -- the movie that should never be made.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:50 AM (ufJKx)

838 I grew up with Emmanuelle.


Posted by: Yoda at April 15, 2012 04:48 AM (4ixH5)



I love sci fi...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 04:51 AM (yh0zB)

839 831 Weird, the Chinese pit lane girls are all taller than the drivers ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 15, 2012 04:48 AM (KwJD0)


they double as the Chinese Olympic Women Swimmers.

Don't piss them off, or they'll Moo Shu your Schwang.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:52 AM (niZvt)

840
Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:49 AM (kaalw)

18 minutes later.
tsk tsk

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:53 AM (4ixH5)

841 Almost 5:00 now... Think I can Har some Poon without waking her up?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:47 AM (niZvt)

Chloroform is your friend.

Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:55 AM (MwTP4)

842 the movie that should never be made.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:50 AM (ufJKx)

Pulp Fiction. The ball gag scene. Done with Muppets.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:55 AM (4ixH5)

843 817
If you haven't figured out yet that HB and Stuck are the same person, you're not paying attention.

Posted by: Sybil at April 15, 2012 04:36 AM (hN0CD)


It's entirely possible that the SoS saga never happened.
It's entirely possible that HB is Stuck wearing frilly lingerie while looking in the mirror.
It's entirely possible that cthulhu is cthulhu wearing frilly lingerie while looking in the mirror.
It's entirely possible that there is no tractor for Robert to flounce upon.
And it's entirely possible that Sybil is a troll.

SO WHAT?



Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:56 AM (kaalw)

844 Oops was beaten to it, badly.

Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:57 AM (MwTP4)

845 840


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:49 AM (kaalw)

18 minutes later.
tsk tsk


Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:53 AM (4ixH5)


You're just figuring out that I'm slow at 2 in the morning?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:57 AM (kaalw)

846 The TV informs me there is New Catheter, that "hurts less."

Still hurts, just less.

Ahhh, all the good things we have to look forward to, before finally being carted off after our paralyzing stroke to the cut-rate government nursing home to be sexually molested by Carlos the Illegal kitchen help, when he's not whacking off into the soup.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:59 AM (niZvt)

847 Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:56 AM (kaalw)

http://www.cafepress.com/+cthulhu_classic_thong,148201689

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

848 842
the movie that should never be made.




Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 04:50 AM (ufJKx)

Pulp Fiction. The ball gag scene. Done with Muppets.


Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 04:55 AM (4ixH5)

====
Strangely enough, that movie probably should be made. Muppet SL Jackson with the jericurl do and the goofy Bible passage might have me rolling around on the floor.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:01 AM (ufJKx)

849 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:59 AM (niZvt)



note to self...pass on the soup...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 05:01 AM (yh0zB)

850 841 Almost 5:00 now... Think I can Har some Poon without waking her up?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 04:47 AM (niZvt)

Chloroform is your friend.
Posted by: Congealed Oatmeal Anti-Defamation League at April 15, 2012 04:55 AM (MwTP4)


Yeah, but last time I misjudged the dose and wound up taking her to the ER. At least the Head Nurse relieved my four hour erection while they revived her.

But I ramble...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 05:02 AM (niZvt)

851 "It's entirely possible that the SoS saga never happened.
It's entirely possible that HB is Stuck wearing frilly lingerie while looking in the mirror."


Take it easy now.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at April 15, 2012 05:03 AM (MwTP4)

852 You're just figuring out that I'm slow at 2 in the morning?


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:57 AM (kaalw)

Orrale, carnale! Let me perk you up.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at April 15, 2012 05:04 AM (4ixH5)

853 847
Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:56 AM (kaalw)



http://www.cafepress.com/+cthulhu_classic_thong,148201689

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)


The worst part of that link:

"These items are designed to fit juniors. They fit snug and sizes run small."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:04 AM (kaalw)

854 I suppose on the list of Failed Book Titles Hound of The Daffodils would be right up there, huh?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 05:04 AM (niZvt)

855 My favorite failed cliche is Familiarity Breeds the Cat.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:05 AM (ufJKx)

856 Strangely enough, that movie probably should be
made. Muppet SL Jackson with the jericurl do and the goofy Bible passage
might have me rolling around on the floor.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:01 AM (ufJKx)

Oh shit! Oh dude, you just reminded me of something...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU
That *should* be Kermit The Frog singing NIN's Hurt.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at April 15, 2012 05:06 AM (4ixH5)

857 "These items are designed to fit juniors. They fit snug and sizes run small."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:04 AM (kaalw)

Well now I know what I can get my neice for her 8th birthday.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:07 AM (4ixH5)

858 My favorite failed pick up line is, So, is that a roll of fat, or has your back sprouted tits?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 05:08 AM (niZvt)

859 852
You're just figuring out that I'm slow at 2 in the morning?




Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 04:57 AM (kaalw)

Orrale, carnale! Let me perk you up.


Posted by: Juan Valdez at April 15, 2012 05:04 AM (4ixH5)


Sorry, no coffee ever and no caffeine after 2pm. And my reaction to Columbian Marching Powder is probably chancy, being that cocaine derivatives tend to be iffy with me -- novocaine and xylocaine don't do what they're supposed to in dental applications.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:09 AM (kaalw)

860 Strangely enough, that movie probably should be
made. Muppet SL Jackson with the jericurl do and the goofy Bible passage
might have me rolling around on the floor.


Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:01 AM (ufJKx)



http://pulpbard.wikispaces.com/Scene+8.2

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 05:09 AM (yh0zB)

861 Kermit the Rapper --

http://tinyurl.com/7qfqqh5

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:11 AM (ufJKx)

862 857
"These items are designed to fit juniors. They fit snug and sizes run small."



Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:04 AM (kaalw)

Well now I know what I can get my neice for her 8th birthday.


Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:07 AM (4ixH5)


It's one thing to encourage her interest in literature....it's quite another to encourage sickos. Get her Lovecraft books instead.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:12 AM (kaalw)

863 My favorite pick up line is, Well, Bruce, you'll just have to screw my ham wallet to see how much is in it!

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 15, 2012 05:12 AM (niZvt)

864 Get her Lovecraft books instead.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:12 AM (kaalw)

Good Night, R'lyeh is popular, I hear.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

865 Looks like someone we know has been busy -- http://lmaobama.com/2010/11/10/3088/

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:17 AM (kaalw)

866 Well I'm off roonz and roonettez. Work week starts tomorrow night so I won't be back until Thursday earliest. I'll try to catch up then.


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 15, 2012 05:17 AM (yh0zB)

867 G'night, Robert!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:17 AM (kaalw)

868 G'night, GGE!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:18 AM (kaalw)

869 Good night, GGE!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)

870 Night GGE

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:20 AM (ufJKx)

871 G'night, Robert!


Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:17 AM (kaalw)

Crawling back to your lair?
Okey doke.
Good night!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:20 AM (4ixH5)

872 I'm gonna give going back to bed a shot... Night/morning, guys. Amphetamine wearing off, and I'm running out of steam... TV is pushing a Time Life 60's music collection, with old videos... And man, all the singers look baked...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 15, 2012 05:22 AM (niZvt)

873 Good somethinerother, CoolCzech!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)

874 Night CC

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:25 AM (ufJKx)

875 871
G'night, Robert!




Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:17 AM (kaalw)

Crawling back to your lair?




Wait, what?



I was reacting to:
Good Night, R'lyeh is popular, I hear.


Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:26 AM (kaalw)

876 http://tinyurl.com/bwqr7zy

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:26 AM (4ixH5)

877 G'night, CC!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:27 AM (kaalw)

878 Me, too Kids. CYA.

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2012 05:29 AM (ufJKx)

879 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cav-P82jj5k

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:29 AM (kaalw)

880
Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:26 AM (kaalw)

Like the book, Good Night, Moon?

There's also the sexier, Good Night, Poon.
And lets not forget the modern retelling of the classic Where The Red Fern Grows, Good Night, 'Coon.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:29 AM (4ixH5)

881 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:30 AM (4ixH5)

882 G'night, jc!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:30 AM (kaalw)

883 I think we're all alone.

Madness!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:33 AM (4ixH5)

884 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:46 AM (kaalw)

885 No?

This thing on?

Okay, well, I got to run and do my duty.

My doody.

Things.

Good night, ONT!

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2012 05:47 AM (4ixH5)

886 OK, something to get that taste out of your mouths -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXW-sL5gzHQ

Posted by: cthulhu at April 15, 2012 05:50 AM (kaalw)

887 Good Morning Morons. Are we populating this thread or the tornado thread?

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 05:56 AM (YdQQY)

888 So scrunt steals 50K from city, gets a huge retirement settlement and no jail time and doesn't even have to pay back all the money she stole.


Well, I guess in a State that gave us Corazine that is to be expected.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 06:08 AM (YdQQY)

889 Morning Vic, woke up to find the line of storms almost to me. Radar says they're on me right now. It's barely even raining.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:13 AM (d+1xu)

890 Yeah saw that on Fox this morning. The NWS is predicting more today. Good luck and hunker down.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 06:15 AM (YdQQY)

891 Oops, spoke to soon. Here it comes.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:15 AM (d+1xu)

892 Hey everybody!

I been around a lot, not commenting much but watching and reading.

It's been a brutal 3 yrs. or so but I'm feeling pretty good now about my prospects for taking care of all those I have to now.

("That's not a very good neighborhood, Deety. No, shit,Dad! You should have thought about that before you filed for bankruptcy, I guess. It's less.
?
No matter how har

Posted by: Deety at April 15, 2012 06:17 AM (sXWzd)

893 If I lived out there in tornado alley I think I would have me one of those storm shelters like the one at the beginning of Twister. Maybe built a little better with concrete walls and a better door.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 06:18 AM (YdQQY)

894 Hey, it's Deety!!!

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:19 AM (d+1xu)

895 Not as many of those shelters around as you might think. Most of us just rely on a basement,,, or go outside and watch.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:24 AM (d+1xu)

896 Glad things are better Deety. Hope it keeps going for ya!

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:28 AM (d+1xu)

897 Last week folks were saying that a basement is not a good location unless you built in a steel or concrete inner room.


Looking on the 'net it looks like a concrete shelter with a capacity of 3 to 5 people runs between 3K and 5K plus labor for installation.


I would think installing it sub-grade away from the house and trees would be preferable. I would also rig some kind of antenna for a cell phone so I could call out in the event the door was blocked.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 06:31 AM (YdQQY)

898 @892 - You gonna finish that post or ya want me to do it for ya? I could do some nice, fun things with that last line.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:33 AM (d+1xu)

899 I just hope this vast line of storms doesn't mean Jane D'oh! and I will be exchanging WX reports from coastal Georgia like we did this same time last year.

And as far as SOS's & hummingbird's story goes? It's a nice story. Whatever the reality really is. That last night my Emily was alive I passed her in the kitchen and patted her fanny... and she turned and said "Oh, you like that do you?"

...and I told her "Yeah, I like you a lot..."

It's not much to hold against the silence and stillness of this vast old Victorian pile Cole & I live in now- but it's all we've got.

Gating back out- into cyberspace & The Dreaming & the place linked in my nick...

Posted by: backhoe at April 15, 2012 06:35 AM (QROim)

900 Last year at this time we had tornadoes and hail here in SC. By apple trees and cherry tree were in full bloom and it literally striped them.


This year I didn't get any blooms at all to speak of. I guess it is going to take time for them to recover.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 06:41 AM (YdQQY)

901 @899 - Sorry for your loss backhoe. You said "it's all we've got" so I hope that means you're not totally alone there.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:44 AM (d+1xu)

902 I planted a peach and a plumb last fall. The plumb won't do anything until I get another one to put next to it but there must be 30 baby peaches on the other. I'm gonna have to check but I'll probably have to clip most of those off. I can't imagine that 5 foot tree and little limbs being able to handle the weight of that much mature fruit.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 06:55 AM (d+1xu)

903 "901 @899 - Sorry for your loss backhoe. You said "it's all we've got" so I hope that means you're not totally alone there.

Posted by: teej "

teej, I've got Cole-boy and the Widow MaryAnn to think about- it's enough for now. Emily & I had 25 years together and with a bad heart ( which was not known until autopsy ) she could have dropped dead at any time. We just did not know. So instead of thinking of her young death as a tragedy I try to think "well, every year I had her was a bonus & a blessing. I was lucky to have had her for as long as I did."

But of course I still miss her terribly. No better friend was she. Some day God willing I will behold her pretty face again. Until then, I just abide.

Posted by: backhoe at April 15, 2012 07:08 AM (QROim)

904 Well, since everyone (all three of ya) just came and went I'm gonna leave ya with a song about Evil Kneivel (sp?) by the great Gary McKnight. It's called Almost Tried.

I was drinkin' coffee, with the Monday blues
Bold print on 6am my morning news
The headline read Kneival had passed
Another childhood Superman gone too fast
Foolish nerve, contagious pride
No fear of the impossible, he took us for a ride
And he said

Give life your best shot, no matter what they say
Yeah we're all speeding towards our judgement day
It's not the dates son it's that small thin line
Do you want it on your tombstone
That you almost tried

For some reason the link on my name won't work but go to
true-northmusic dot com and give the guys a listen.

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 07:16 AM (d+1xu)

905 Lost my love 8 years ago due to stepson driving us apart after 15 years. Life will never be the same. Maybe a chorus by Gary that says how we both felt about them?

I'd borrow from the stars
Pay a comet for a late night ride
I'd beg the sun to wait a while to shine
And I'd buy for you the moon

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2012 07:29 AM (d+1xu)

906 With regards to Romney, motherhood, public relations, and chess.... I can't shake the feeling that the Romney got set up in a major way.

Hot on the heels of all the talk about how Democrats don't support mothers... there is supposedly some video where Romney is basically saying that women, even with very young kids, have to go to work. Something to the effect that staying home isn't an option. And that parents who don't work need to learn the dignity of work, by working outside of the home.

You kind of wonder if maybe the same PR consultants are working for both parties... because the Rosen flap, the Obama response, the Romney response, and then these videos (if they exist)... it almost seems like it was tailor made to make Romney look like a hypocrite, out of touch with middle class people, elitist, etc.

Posted by: blip at April 15, 2012 07:48 AM (JzVFc)

907 New thread up.

Posted by: Vic at April 15, 2012 07:55 AM (YdQQY)

908 Nahh!

It's no big deal when the privelidged get to send their sons s and daughters to Cattholic schools after raping TUSD to make it morer MARXIST?

YOU ARE ON NOTICE GRIJALVA!!!

No one here wants your marxist, La Raza "revolucion".

Fucking Mexico, couldn't do it no matter how much they trued to murdur their slaves!

Oh, yeah.

You want me in AZ to join fucking MEXICO??

In your DREAMS buddy!

So fucking stupid, I should not even have to respnd.

Posted by: Deety at April 15, 2012 10:25 AM (sXWzd)






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