Overnight Open Thread

Maet's on a trip. This is my lame attempt at the magic he brings.

I'm trying to think of fun things.

You know what's fun? Purple Pandas. Or they're fun, in theory.

You know who doesn't find them fun? These kids.

Are bears fun? Bears are fun.

This guy is walking along reading his cellphone when Whoa Nelly! He gets a face full of loose bear.


Bear On Street by stefanelonikitelo

You know what's even MOAR FUN?

An alleged trend of men getting Brazilians. No, I don't mean like getting Brazilian people, I mean getting waxed in what scientists refer to as the Proximal Boner Region (also known as the Plateau of C**k).

So they call this a "Brozilian." A Brazilian for Bros.


Left To Right: A guy pretending this isn't weird,
another guy pretending this isn't weird

The below-the-belt treatment — which, just like the women’s version, removes either some or all pubic hair — is becoming increasingly popular, and not just among competitive swimmers or underwear models. “What we’re finding is, it’s everybody,” said Mike Indursky, the president of the Bliss chain of spas, which offers a men’s Brazilian called the Ultimate He-Wax for $125. “It’s the gay community, it’s the straight community, it’s very conservative guys, it’s very liberal guys. All different age groups are coming in. It’s much, much bigger than we ever thought.”

Uh huh.

I know I often wish to discuss my political leanings with the guy who's pulling hot wax off my junk.

It gets better, though. You might also want your penis adorned with sparkly bits.

The salon offers a full Brazilian called South of the Border for $70, along with partial treatments. Also on its menu is something called “pejazzling,” in which crystals in patterns like stars and dolphins are affixed on newly defuzzed skin.

Stars and dolphins?

This was the straight, conservative clientele again, right?

More on pejazzling.

But as popularity of the body adornment trend has grown, it has become clear that it is not only women interested in the service.

According to salon owners, 40 per cent of customers requesting the body bling are men.

You should always take the word of business owners interested in expanding their client base about how their client base is expanding.

But can a man really be taken seriously while decorated with Swarovski crystals - especially 'down there', as Mark calls it?

Mark is adamant they can. 'Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings - this is no different,' he says.

I'm pretty sure it's somewhat different than wearing a watch.

This post brought to you by nanoquadrotors, and also, CONTENT WARNING FOR LANGUAGE Al Pacino starring as HAL 2000.

Thanks to @rdbrewer4 and @starchambermaid, and also, Klytus from Flash Gordon.

klytus.jpg

Klytus sent the the "Pejazzle" stuff. He says his joint looks like one of Dorothy's red slippers. I don't even know what that means.

Posted by: Ace at 09:42 PM



Comments

1 yo!\

Posted by: blogforce one at April 11, 2012 09:27 PM (7cXfH)

2 "Can't we all just get along!"

Posted by: blogforce one at April 11, 2012 09:28 PM (7cXfH)

3 Obviously, I don't shave down there.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 09:28 PM (3SvjA)

4 There is so much wrong in that pejazzling story, I can't form a coherent sentence about it. WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Posted by: huerfano at April 11, 2012 09:28 PM (bAGA/)

5
Pejazzling?!?!!!! What is this world coming to?
SMOD2012

Posted by: In Exile at April 11, 2012 09:29 PM (0401c)

6 It’s much, much bigger than we ever thought.

I'm sure that was a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 09:30 PM (mjR67)

7 >>I know I often wish to discuss my political leanings with the guy who's pulling hot wax off my junk.

TMI, buddy.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 11, 2012 09:31 PM (hO8IJ)

8 Can we go back to talking about bears?

Posted by: osoloco at April 11, 2012 09:31 PM (4DKt+)

9 Jesus H. Fucking Christ, and I mean that as a genuine prayer rather than just cussing. What the FUCK has happened to men? Chest shaving was bad enough, but waxing your crotch? Sticking glittery shit on your unit?

Look at old videos of Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury had a fucking shag carpet on his chest. Freddie Mercury didn't have fucking glitter on his dick. Freddie Mercury was one of the gayest men who ever lived and he didn't do any of that shit.

Straight men are now in the position of looking and acting less masculine than gay men, less masculine than women. Soon straight men will be less masculine than five year old girls going through the "princess" phase.

Maybe General Ripper was right about the goddamned fluoride.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 09:32 PM (cbZmP)

10 See Truman North. You put the cock humor below the fold.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 09:32 PM (GULKT)

11 Purple pandas are souless demons. Children sense this.

Posted by: Daisy at April 11, 2012 09:32 PM (4h5id)

12 Am I wrong that I wish the bear would eat the guy texting?

If I am, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 09:33 PM (UOM48)

13 Hey, kids, look who's here! It's a MOTHERFUCKING BEAR!!!

Aw, don't run away! Don't cry! If you cry the MOTHERFUCKING BEAR WILL EAT YOU!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 09:34 PM (cbZmP)

14

Our ultimate plan to rule the world by first emasculating men is going according to plan.

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 09:34 PM (SlXKW)

15 Freddie Mercury didn't have fucking glitter on his dick.

Commentary like this isn't anywhere else on the innertubes. Gotta love the morons.

Posted by: someone at April 11, 2012 09:35 PM (bqjJT)

16 The only hair on a man that should be ripped out by the roots is back hair. I guess the pejazzling is for men who want to sparkle like the Twilight vampires.

Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (mjR67)

17 "It’s much, much bigger than we ever thought.”

Yes. I get that all the time.

I try not to be selfish about it, but I'm afraid ruining women for other men is a burden I must bear.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)

18 Little kids are pussies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (UOM48)

19 Fuck you guys!

My monstrous cock is "fabulous" after a nice pejazzling. Brings out the right accents.

(Jeez, this post is crying for eastvalleyphxgayalterego ... it's been a year or so.)

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (GRvW4)

20 Hey, kids, look who's here! It's a MOTHERFUCKING BEAR!!!Aw, don't run away! Don't cry! If you cry the MOTHERFUCKING BEAR WILL EAT YOU!

Why did this post remind me of the scene from Semi-Pro when the wrestling bear escapes and Wil Ferrell winds up yelling "there are no refunds.....escaping this death trap with your life is your refund!"

Oh, and Good Evening, Moronettes and Morons

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (OWjjx)

21 Well, the good news about all these effeminate men is, the worse they get, the more manly I look.

So, keep it up, metros!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:37 PM (bxiXv)

22 That's Ron Reagan Jr. getting the Brozilian hand "wax" job, isn't it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:37 PM (niZvt)

23 Klytus looks like Skeletor from Masters of the Universe, if metal had been grafted onto his face.

btw, what's wrong with his faaaaace?

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 09:37 PM (SlXKW)

24 Jesus H. Fucking Christ, and I mean that as a genuine prayer rather than
just cussing. What the FUCK has happened to men? Chest shaving was bad
enough, but waxing your crotch? Sticking glittery shit on your unit?


You said this even better than I could have, thank you.

I feel more and more like I have slipped in to some kind of alternate universe.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:37 PM (SsG4J)

25 http://www.practicalstate.com/2012/04/11/newt-garvin-male-prostitute/

Worth it for just the picture...

Posted by: E.R. White, Jr. at April 11, 2012 09:38 PM (OJa6r)

26 Actually... taking a closer look at the screen... isn't that actually Bro Richard "Rachel" Maddow?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:38 PM (niZvt)

27 16 The only hair on a man that should be ripped out by the roots is back hair.
Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (mjR67)


THIS HURTS ME

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:38 PM (bxiXv)

28 Maybe General Ripper was right about the goddamned fluoride.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 09:32 PM (cbZmP)


Word.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 09:38 PM (DGIjM)

29 Can't wait for Barry's reading of "The Funny Running Motherfucking Pink Mo-Fo"

at next year's "Easter" egg roll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 09:39 PM (UOM48)

30 I wasted 2 perfectly good hours of sleep one night watching Flash Gordon on one of the movie channels.

It wasn't that good.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 09:39 PM (OWjjx)

31 Fun bear fact: the word "bear" is a euphemism.

Seriously. The ancient Indo-European word for bear is somethink like arksos or raksos (from which we get ursus in Latin, arktos in Greek, and rakshasa in Sanskrit).

But in Northern Europe there were big bears. Scary brown bears. The people there didn't want to say the word erksos for fear THE BEARS WOULD HEAR THEIR NAME AND COME FUCKING EAT THEM. So they used a different term: "the brown ones." Ber, or bear.

So maybe those kids need a new euphemism because apparently the bears have learned what "brown ones" means.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 09:39 PM (cbZmP)

32 Any man that gets his junk denuded is a self-lubricating pussy with a queef issue.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:39 PM (niZvt)

33 The only hair on a man that should be ripped out by the roots is back hair.

Stay in front where I can see you.

Posted by: fluffy is fluffy at April 11, 2012 09:39 PM (3SvjA)

34 Sorry, Merovign. If it makes you feel any better, a Burt Reynold's pelt is fine with me.

Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 09:39 PM (mjR67)

35 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2012 09:40 PM (JMmQ9)

36 Also on its menu is something called “pejazzling,” in which crystals in patterns like stars and dolphins are affixed on newly defuzzed skin.

Wouldn't that cause problems while, you know, performing certain acts? I mean, i can see the vajazzling because it's above the promised land and won't get in the way, but pejazzling is right there on the pole driver, seems to defeat the whole purpose.

Posted by: booger at April 11, 2012 09:40 PM (HI6wa)

37 I would never have sex with a man who does that to his... uh.. manhood.

Get the heck out of my bed, dude.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 09:40 PM (DGIjM)

38 The nano quadrotors are amazing. I hope they stay away from the pesticides in high-fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2012 09:40 PM (FcR7P)

39 The only hair on a man that should be ripped out by the roots is back hair.

Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 09:36 PM (mjR67)



THIS HURTS ME

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:38 PM (bxiXv)

Ignore no good deed, Dark Lord. Men are supposed to be hairy. Thor is a hairy manly-man, just like you..... he has back hair, mostly in the small of his back and I dig it. It contrasts deliciously with my silky smoothness, and I do NOT want it tampered with.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:41 PM (SsG4J)

40 Hipster douchebags with their gauges, eyebrow piercings, tats, soul patches, and douchy haircuts make me so happy to have been born in the 60's. And I fucking hate hippies.

Posted by: mrcaniac at April 11, 2012 09:41 PM (1grxW)

41 Jesus H. Fucking Christ, and I mean that as a genuine prayer rather than
just cussing. What the FUCK has happened to men? Chest shaving was bad
enough, but waxing your crotch? Sticking glittery shit on your unit?


Sean Connery's James Bond would gut that metro asshole with his own detached cock.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:42 PM (niZvt)

42 What looks bigger, a bear in the woods or that bear on the sidewalk? The bear on the sidewalk. Ya gotta groom your junk. Pejazzle that bad boy and put a little vest on it. The fella's already got a pith helmet - it's time to go exploring.

Posted by: Dang at April 11, 2012 09:42 PM (Ky1+e)

43 Those two he-tarts in that waxing pic aren't even Beta males. They're Zeta males. Yikes.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 11, 2012 09:42 PM (vbh31)

44 Soon straight men will be less masculine than five year old girls going through the "princess" phase.

Judging by the Asian kids I see on campus all day, we're there. I don't get it.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2012 09:43 PM (FcR7P)

45 Please don't bedazzle your penis and then stick it in me.

Ouch.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 09:44 PM (RZ8pf)

46 When the fuck did women decide that a hairless chest was sexy on a man??

I love a little hair on the chest. Jeebus. We're turning into a nation of feminine men, and masculine women.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2012 09:45 PM (UOM48)

47 Nicely done, Ace. Maet will be proud! Good evening, morons.

Glitter? Jeez o pete!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 09:45 PM (7yvLv)

48 I think I'm going to stop talking about my manly pelt now, because this conversation *started* in an uncomfortably personal place.

Signed - Hank McCoy

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:45 PM (bxiXv)

49 Idiots pulled the bear video, probably best advertising they could have ever received.

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 09:46 PM (Pvjul)

50 Judging by the Asian kids I see on campus all day, we're there. I don't get it.
Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2012 09:43 PM (FcR7P)


When I was in Korea in 1985, the Katusas - Korean soldiers assigned to our unit - were the toughest little bastards you would ever want to meet.

Now the Korean boys use mascara, die their hair, and act queerer than Liberace on helium. Is it all the pesticides they drop in fields by chopper next to all their housing projects over there? Turning their balls into little pesticles?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:46 PM (niZvt)

51 Good work, Ace! I love it if for no other reason than the Flash Gordon reference

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at April 11, 2012 09:46 PM (6iz58)

52 Ribbed with glitter for her pleasure.

Posted by: booger at April 11, 2012 09:46 PM (HI6wa)

53 Manly appliques would have to be carbide or industrial diamonds.

Posted by: jinxthecat at April 11, 2012 09:46 PM (l3vZN)

54 45 Please don't bedazzle your penis and then stick it in me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 09:44 PM (RZ8pf)


I just wanted to quote this.

I don't have anything else to say.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:47 PM (bxiXv)

55 If a guy dropped trou and there was any type of junk bedazzling going on, yeah, those pants are getting staple gunned back on him.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 09:47 PM (Gk3SS)

56 Ignore no good deed, Dark Lord. Men are supposed to be hairy. Thor is a
hairy manly-man, just like you..... he has back hair, mostly in the
small of his back and I dig it. It contrasts deliciously with my silky
smoothness, and I do NOT want it tampered with.


My brother's former boss was gay. In the midst of some conversation about emo guys, manscaping, and the like, his boss said, "Honey, if I wanted to fuck a woman I'd be straight."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 11, 2012 09:47 PM (E1JyF)

57 Are they still killing emo guys in Iraq?

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 09:47 PM (Pvjul)

58 Posted by: twiceblessedmom at April 11, 2012 09:46 PM (6iz5

Hey Lady!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:47 PM (SsG4J)

59 Just watched the Corey video. Can't believe how many time this "independent" prosecutor uttered the words, "Justice for Trayvon". Are you kidding me? I thought her job was to look at the facts in the case without taking one side over another?

Of course, that illusion was shattered when Corey began her presser by saying she just got off the phone with those "dear sweet parents" of Trayvon Martin.

This was never a fair and impartial assessment of the facts. This was, from day one, a lynch mob against George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (ETgqz)

60 And by "liberal men," you mean, of course, homos.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (N/1Dm)

61 46 When the fuck did women decide that a hairless chest was sexy on a man??

When that second rate tennis player - don't remember his name anymore, but it was Italian and I think started with an "A" - waxed his chest.

That started all this shit. Simply proving people are idiots; all the North Korean Dear Leader has to do to assuage any guilt he may feel, if any, is look at these dopes and realize he's only giving them what they deserve.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (niZvt)

62 It's a fact, Liberals are pussies:

http://tinyurl.com/cupgwkj

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (kuXrV)

63 This story is false because the White House doesn't have to worry about this IYKWIMAITYD:

Did Michelle Obama really ban actress Kerry Washington from White House because she is too flirty with Barack?

http://tinyurl.com/cxv933w

Now there might be an actors "no show" list...

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (SlXKW)

64 Heeeey.....the bear video won't play. Says it's not longer available due to a copyright claim.


I want my subscription money back.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (X6akg)

65 Who's the guy holding hands with the purple panda, Benny Hill?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 09:49 PM (7yvLv)

66

Oh no, there's no faggotry involved in cock shaving. None whatsoever.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 11, 2012 09:49 PM (TkGkA)

67 58 - hey lady! What's going on? Long time...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at April 11, 2012 09:49 PM (6iz58)

68 Posted by: Killjoy at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (ETgqz)

Your name is appropriate. I had started to get over my anger (actually, to sublimate it properly). Thanks, man.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 09:50 PM (GRvW4)

69 Are you kidding me? I thought her job was to look at the facts in the case without taking one side over another?

Posted by: Killjoy at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (ETgqz)


Actually she's the prosecutor, her job is to decide whether to take a side and push for that side, which she has done.

It's *not* her job to jump in front of the lynch mob and grin like an idiot, which is arguably what she did today.

The Judge and Jury are supposed to be impartial, she's not.

A lot of people (including me) think she went over the line, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:50 PM (bxiXv)

70 Speaking of waxing, when I got my legs done last they used this roll on wax that was scented like chocolate. It felt like the aesthetician was rolling a glue stick all over my legs. And then for hours afterward as I walked the scent of chooclate wafted around me. it was weird.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

71 All is great on my end, thanks TBM!

How is your girl and her horse? And that handsome flyboy?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:51 PM (SsG4J)

72 May I dance with your dates?

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 09:51 PM (GTbGH)

73 The bear vid is no longer available

Andy Sullivan hardest hit

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (QTHTd)

74 This was never a fair and impartial assessment of the facts. This was, from day one, a lynch mob against George Zimmerman. Posted by: Killjoy at April 11, 2012 09:48 PM (ETgqz)This is going to be one of those trials which gets mentioned in the history books generations later, I bet.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (zj1Yv)

75 Agassi ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (VSWPU)

76 My lady likes me clean down in man-land.... but I shave my junk... not into the pain of waxing. And that pejazzing is really... GHEY!!!

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (Jls4P)

77 Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (ajpoo)

78 And that makes me a sad panda

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (QTHTd)

79 Nice ONT Ace.

Posted by: CDR M at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (5js4R)

80
I got the Brazilian when in Rio, just prior to visiting Christ the Redeemer. The statue reminds me of myself. Both were very holy experiences.

Posted by: Baraka O'WalksOnWater at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (TkGkA)

81 Girls, is getting lasered once all that expensive?

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (Pvjul)

82 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

When Ace gets his done, the wax is Valu-Rite scented. With whispers of hobo.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (GRvW4)

83 And at no time did it occur to that purple panda that maybe, just maybe he/she should leave the room? Putz.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (X6akg)

84 Need to brag on my mom.. she made my son and I a home made cherry cheesecake for NO REASON.
Its delicious.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (DGIjM)

85 I put a new version of the bear clip up.

if that doesn't work, it's at the link.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (nj1bB)

86 Cool Czezh, if you mean Andre Agassi, he was neither second rate NOR Italian! (Assyrian and Armenian)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (SsG4J)

87 The shout-out for "justice for Trayvon" was a tell. Wonder what Intrade is posting on GZ?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (i3+c5)

88 Girls, is getting lasered once all that expensive?

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (Pvjul)/i]
Once? No. But it takes more than one time, depending on the area.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (X6akg)

89 If one of those quadrotor things gets in my house, I'm gonna swat it! Been practicing on wasps that seem to have invaded the homestead.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (7yvLv)

90 Maybe that kid is actually scared of "Mr. McFeely."


Posted by: runninrebel at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (N/1Dm)

91 @63
Yeah, that screams 'planted story'. Now if the story clamied FLOTUS was banning Denzel Washington, they might be onto something...

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, trying to work up an appetite for a shit sandwich at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (fYOZx)

92 75 Agassi ?
Posted by: grease monkey at April 11, 2012 09:52 PM (VSWPU)


Yeah, that flaming sexual misorient.

It was the first time in my life it occurred to me that a man with a masculine hair on his chest would actually want to remove it.

And it's been downhill with American manhood ever since.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (niZvt)

93 Why I love baseball, and Jeff Francouer.

http://tinyurl.com/7879gxb

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:55 PM (SsG4J)

94 @86: Oh, Italian, Armenian... come on...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:56 PM (niZvt)

95 And it's been downhill with American manhood ever since.



Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (niZvt)

H8ter

Posted by: ChrisCrocker at April 11, 2012 09:56 PM (GRvW4)

96 it’s the straight community, it’s very conservative guys

err, no. it's not.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 09:56 PM (GTbGH)

97 Jean, it isn't just once. You usually have to laser a few times. And it is actually expensive. And painful as anything. They lie lie lie when they say it just feels like a light rubber band snap.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 09:56 PM (RZ8pf)

98 71 - we are all doing great. My daughter took second place in last season's saddle series. Yay. The new series starts Saturday. My son is gearing up for football season. And my hubby is enjoying some well deserved time off.

H

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (6iz58)

99 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 09:50 PM (bxiXv)
--------------------------------------

Yes, you are right. That is her job. Thank you for that.

You are also right about her smiling like a damn fool and slobbering over Mr. and Mrs. Trademark.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (ETgqz)

100 Cool Czezh, if you mean Andre Agassi, he was neither second rate NOR Italian! (Assyrian and Armenian)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:54 PM (SsG4J)

So, Tammy, does that make him Andre Agassi, an Assyrian Armenian asshat? Lotsa A alliteration around. (Later rehabbed into a camera salesman?)

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (7yvLv)

101 Would weed killer work? Roundup ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (VSWPU)

102 When Ace gets his done, the wax is Valu-Rite scented. With whispers of hobo.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (GRvW4)


When I get mine done, my wife does it. With her tongue.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (niZvt)

103 Holy Crap

I just realized I got a new hash ... what the hell? Same box, same network.

Cable folks did a reset last week. Is that relevant?

Posted by: ChrisCrocker at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (GRvW4)

104 Girls, is getting lasered once all that expensive?



Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 09:53 PM (Pvjul)




Hurts too much to get it all done at once. And it would be mighty expensive if you mean everything.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:58 PM (SsG4J)

105 71 - Sorry premature post, Tammy how are things with you?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at April 11, 2012 09:58 PM (6iz58)

106 Speaking of tennis, WTF is it with the tennis stars and story about the too big tennis court and the new "junior size" tennis courts? Please tell me there is a parent here who knows exactly what commercial I'm talking about.

I mean in my day I played tennis on a big court. It didn't kill me. Or maim me. Or make me go crying to the government to shrink the tennis court so I could play too.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 09:58 PM (RZ8pf)

107 I put a new version of the bear clip up.

Ha ha!

I guess text-douche doesn't know that bear can run about as fast as a horse.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 09:58 PM (3SvjA)

108 lolbear

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 09:59 PM (QTHTd)

109 Sock off dumbass!

God I'm a moron.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 09:59 PM (GRvW4)

110 I missed it but, whattya know, Rock Center did a piece on a "potential defect in rifles and shotguns from a major gun manufacturer".

Not "defect".

Potential defect.

Anyone catch the smear job?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 09:59 PM (piMMO)

111 So, Tammy, does that make him Andre Agassi, an
Assyrian Armenian asshat? Lotsa A alliteration around. (Later rehabbed
into a camera salesman?)


Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 09:57 PM (7yvLv)

Don't be dissin' dat delightfully delicious dude. ( He is very, very nice. No idea what his politics are, but he is a sweetheart.)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 09:59 PM (SsG4J)

112 Dude is bald now too.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 11, 2012 10:00 PM (VSWPU)

113 New South Park coming on now: Butterballs

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 10:00 PM (piMMO)

114
am I the last straight male? I live in a town of herbs, betas and "olive oyl" men wearing their sisters' jeans.

and they all "up-talk".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:00 PM (ScmVq)

115 So if male hairdressers are gay...

What does that make guys that wax other guy's schwangs?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:01 PM (niZvt)

116 what' up talk?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:01 PM (RZ8pf)

117 Please don't bedazzle your penis and then stick it in me.

...

Damn. I guess beer night will have to be put on hold.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:01 PM (tlK1P)

118 I guess text-douche doesn't know that bear can run about as fast as a horse.

The bear looked like he was just looking around; it didn't even go for the trash. So it wasn't hungry. Also it wasn't a polar bear or anything really nasty like that.

Do bears have the pursuing-anything-that-bolts instinct that, say, dogs have?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:01 PM (QTHTd)

119 and they all "up-talk".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:00 PM (ScmVq)

One of my pet peeves these last few years. Assert yourself, dammit!

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (GRvW4)

120 Re: nanoquadrotors

Robotics, especially self-guiding robots, are likely to advance very fast now.

I was saying for years that they're too obsessed with not seeing properly, details of environment, etc. They only need gross environment details and pathfinding like they do in video games.

Mind you, the game stuff isn't perfect either, but between modern computing, sonar/radar and "fake" AI for movement, we're close.

Real AI is still generations of technology away, but "close enough to move through halls and up stairs" is here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (bxiXv)

121 Can't wait to Watch new SP when I get home from work.

Posted by: Zakn at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (zyaZ1)

122 To observe an amazing competition between hatred and stupidity, check out this thread on Cong. Allen West's FB page, and the swarm of leftoid feces-throwers: www.facebook.com/ElectAllenWest

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (IojUD)

123 Neidermeyer, is the defect the firing pin

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (Pvjul)

124 I feel more and more like I have slipped in to some kind of alternate universe.

I blame the Large Hadron Collider. It's no coincidence that the world has lost it's mind right when it was turned on. In our old world, Hillary has a goatee.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (GTbGH)

125
Would weed killer work? Roundup ?

Dunno, but a weed whacker definitely would ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 10:02 PM (ajpoo)

126
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:00 PM (ScmVq)

What is "up-talk?"

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (zj1Yv)

127 Hey Zakn! I am chickening out of EVE.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (SsG4J)

128 116 PGiS, it's when you end all of your sentences in a higher voice, and every thing sounds like a question.

Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (mjR67)

129 Cable folks did a reset last week. Is that relevant?

Does a bear shit on the sidewalk? Extremely relevant.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (FcR7P)

130 Oh, it's the thread about West saying the Congressional Progressive Caucus are communists/marxists.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (IojUD)

131 Up talking is big in Colorado?

... gahh.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (QTHTd)

132 Oh yeah, I'll just bet the "hair removal technician" in the pic is a straight, conservative, bible-thumpin' regular manly-man type of guy.

Posted by: Count de Monet (KFC pink mole) at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (4q5tP)

133
am I the last straight male? I live in a town of herbs, betas and "olive oyl" men wearing their sisters' jeans.



Where do you live. I'm staying with family in Portland and I want to punch every third guy I come across because he's a hipster douchebag. I was on a date today at lunch and the girl said the same thing. I've managed to find one of the few Republican women in this city.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (tlK1P)

134 what' up talk?

Inflecting statements as tough they were questions?

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (3SvjA)

135
am I the last straight male? I live in a town of herbs, betas and "olive oyl" men wearing their sisters' jeans.


and they all "up-talk".


In your town, yes. Apparently you are.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (ajpoo)

136 'sup, you jackwagons?

I liked Flash Gordon, after he got off the ship he says something like, "this is a police state!"

Posted by: jake at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (AZ8Mb)

137 What does that make guys that wax other guy's schwangs?

I'm sure tips are involved.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (FcR7P)

138 Next thing you guys will be telling me that getting anally fisted is unmanly.

Posted by: Rich Lowry at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (nZvGM)

139 ace brought his Over Night Thread A game. Nice.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (GZitp)

140 3-4 feet of hail looks like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8AvdkKHO0

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (0It32)

141 why would anyone stalk Alec Baldwin?

And why is Matt Lauer a douchebag?

And mostly why is my television strangely on ET right now?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (RZ8pf)

142 Speaking of gay, my wife's niece from Omaha got admitted to NYU and is looking forward to 4 years in the Big City.

Of course, after I google NYU to learn about it I learn it's notorious for its huge gay, lesbian, bi, crossdressing, and try (anything with at least a pair of legs) "community."

Which would explain the little petite guy in the very tight slacks that gave us the campus tour when I took her college hunting last summer.

I just hope her Mom doesn't blame me when her daughter comes back one day as a Womyn Feminist with a Girlfriend and tuna breath...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (niZvt)

143 I'm really hoping Empire of Jeff shows up to say something about pejazzling and brozilians because it'll be epic.

That guy about to get waxed is smiling way too much for comfort. And the effeminate arm-crossing doesn't help.

Posted by: rfichoke at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (KNRPY)

144
I don't think Obama and Co understand the gravity of what they're sewing. How do you undo this?


Posted by: Ms Choksondi

Naive, open a history book or EU
newspaper that even slightly honestly covers Europeans crisis with
radical Muslim immigrants. This is exactly the kind of thing
international radical leftists specialize in. The bill Ayers and
community organizer alynski types literally have this down to a well
honed science.

The temptation is to say , surely they are worried
this might blow up in their faces etc.. You are looking at it all
wrong. Think more of it as "firemen who go around sparking off accidents
all over town." Who gets called and a bigger budget and becomes the
relied on heros in a town where fires are constantly happening? Its win
win for the self proclaimed "firemen." As long as the media never
reports how they are the ones starting the fire, and everyone who points
it out is seen as slandering heros....

Posted by: shiggz rocketsurgeon at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (RfvTE)

145 Up-talk. That annoying lift in inflection at the end of every utterance. As if everything is a question.

It makes girls sound stupid, and makes boys sound like girls. And it's totally gay.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 10:06 PM (GRvW4)

146 queerer than Liberace on helium

Effin poetry

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:06 PM (GTbGH)

147
I always heard if a bear attacks, spit in it's mouth.

I guess it makes it go "Dude? WTF??"

and run away...

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 10:06 PM (UXEgP)

148 %$@&%$#

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:06 PM (ScmVq)

149 Merovign, yes on the robot location sense. You have no idea how time is wasted trying to move in straight lines, when what matters is getting from A to B. Its a holdover from the industrial/medical robots that demanded precision. All the command languages are full of precise movements in mazes and picking up eggs, etc.

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 10:07 PM (Pvjul)

150 Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (0It32)

Dayyyyum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:07 PM (SsG4J)

151 Gordon's ALIIIIVE?

And he WAXES HIS GENITALS?!

Posted by: King Vultan at April 11, 2012 10:07 PM (cbZmP)

152 Do bears have the pursuing-anything-that-bolts instinct that, say, dogs have?

Most bears aren't hunters, they are opportunists. When you are the size of a small bulldozer, like brown or polar bears, most everything is an oppotunity to eat.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:07 PM (3SvjA)

153 That guy about to get waxed is smiling way too much for comfort. And the effeminate arm-crossing doesn't help.
Posted by: rfichoke at April 11, 2012 10:05 PM (KNRPY)


He's just trying to modestly hide his nipple erections, that's all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:08 PM (niZvt)

154 I always heard if a bear attacks, spit in it's mouth.

Last time I tried that with a bear, she text messaged me 60 times over the next day asking why I hadn't called back

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:09 PM (QTHTd)

155 "Do bears have the pursuing-anything-that-bolts instinct that, say, dogs have?
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:01 PM (QTHTd)"Hard to say. Black bears aren't strict predators, so probably not to the same degree. They actually seldom attack humans, unlike the grizzly bear, and are not particularly dangerous - I have heard of hunters catching black bear cubs live in front of their mother and their mother, despite evident distress, not making a move to defend them. On the other hand, also unlike grizzly bears, when they do attack humans they hunt them down and kill for food. We had an attack around here a couple years ago in which a bear tried to eat a seven year old boy. Bottom line is: they are very unpredictable and should be treated with caution.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 10:09 PM (zj1Yv)

156 Anyone catch the smear job?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 09:59 PM (piMMO)


That's Tom Butters' "ad".

1) Old news, not new.
2) Butters is a paid repeat professional "court expert" whose job is to help people win legal cases against Remington (mainly).
3) The cases are mostly people violating gun safety rules and blaming someone else.
4) The mechanism has been tested TO DEATH and nobody actually shooting professionally that I know of has turned against them.
5) Butters is obsessed and has been trying to gin up support and lawsuits in gun forums, generally without success.
6) It's MSNBC, OF COURSE it's a smear job.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (bxiXv)

157 Awesome MissT!

2 weeks till Jita Apocalypse and then Hulkageddon! http://www.machine9.net/blog/?p=820

This has been making the rounds on Twitter http://youtu.be/GqCqVrbceCo

Posted by: Zakn at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (zyaZ1)

158 131
Up talking is big in Colorado?

... gahh.


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:03 PM (QTHTd)

Colorado always punches above its weight.

Posted by: Barry Sotero at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (1grxW)

159 0145 Up-talk. That annoying lift in inflection at the end of every utterance. As if everything is a question.

It makes girls sound stupid, and makes boys sound like girls. And it's totally gay.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 10:06 PM (GRvW4)


Yeah, that shit started in the 90's, I believe. When I told my wife's older niece that no one actually spoke that way when I was growing up, she was genuinely surprised.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (niZvt)

160 I always heard if a bear attacks, spit in it's mouth.Last time I tried that with a bear, she text messaged me 60 times over the next day asking why I hadn't called back

I would think, as a gentleman, you would have promised to NOT spit in her mouth . . . . . . . . . .

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (7yvLv)

161 Alex, that girl is totally lying to you. There is not a single Republican woman in Portland Oregon. On the plus side, she probably won't mind your pejazzling because it'll go well with her vaginal piercings. Just don't get them stuck together like some sort of Chinese puzzle. That's really hard to explain in the ER.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:11 PM (RZ8pf)

162 Chickening? I initially read that as Checking. But hey, it's not a game for the faint of heart, as we are going to prove to all the bears lol

Posted by: Zakn at April 11, 2012 10:11 PM (zyaZ1)

163 Most bears aren't hunters, they are opportunists. When you are the size of a small bulldozer, like brown or polar bears, most everything is an oppotunity to eat.
Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:07 PM (3SvjA)


Well, she wasn't really a bear... and that wasn't exactly her mouth.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:11 PM (niZvt)

164 You know things here are fucked when the gay dudes actually have more balls than the straight hipster dudes.

/smh

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:12 PM (ScmVq)

165
When your cable is out you can't watch sports.
When you can't watch sports you get bored.
When you get bored you unzip your pants and look at your hairy crotch.
When you look at your hairy crotch you think hmmmm, maybe a trim.
When you go for a trim you get talked into a Brazilian Man Wax.
When you get a Man Wax you think why not some peejazziling.
When you get peejazzelled men look at you at the urinal and think your the ghey then try to rape you in the men's room.
Don't get peejazzelled....get Direct TV.

Posted by: mpfs, I cant help it, sorry at April 11, 2012 10:12 PM (TlwCF)

166 Mr. McFeely looks like he's doing the Mailman Militia look with those bloused trousers.

Posted by: Speedy Delivery at April 11, 2012 10:12 PM (S7ZyK)

167 "This was the straight, conservative clientele again, right?"



Kinda begs the question of the customers, "Which is your preferred structure?"



1) Chrysler Building
2) Empire State Building
3) Oscar Meyer Hot Dog Stand
4) Penis, Straight Up

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 11, 2012 10:12 PM (eHIJJ)

168 I have heard of hunters catching black bear cubs live in front of their mother and their mother, despite evident distress, not making a move to defend them.

WTF?!?!?

Call me skeptical. Dad is nowhere around. Mom would ruin your shit.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:13 PM (3SvjA)

169 Two nights in a row with winners, mpfs!! Outstanding.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 10:13 PM (7yvLv)

170 Posted by: Zakn at April 11, 2012 10:11 PM (zyaZ1)


I am not quite brave enough to make the leap yet. I have a couple of my cosuin's kids on the free trial thing, and they pick it up so quickly. Unlike Granny here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:14 PM (SsG4J)

171 Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (tlK1P)

I live in fucking Athens, GA which used to be a cool town, but now it's vajjed down.

(Is that a word? ok, gd)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:14 PM (ScmVq)

172 Mocking the anti-bullying push, and Kony 2012. Awesome.

And really what is with all the bullying stuff. There's that documentary out. And I'm really getting sick of turning on my car and hearing that Shinedown song about a bully.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:14 PM (GULKT)

173 Don't get peejazzelled....get Direct TV

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (3SvjA)

174 Neidermeyer, is the defect the firing pin


***

I don't know! I missed it and was hoping someone else caught it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (piMMO)

175 mpfs does it again. She should take over the DISH network ad account, she'd definitely raise their profits.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (RZ8pf)

176 mfps You are the new Machines for Sale Guy!!

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (UXEgP)

177 Anyways MissT, off to SSS and then to work. I should be able to post more woot

Posted by: Zakn at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (zyaZ1)

178 When you get peejazzelled men look at you at the urinal and think your the ghey then try to rape you in the men's room.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

BTW, I have yet to ever, EVER look at another dork at a urinal.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (niZvt)

179 mpfs, lol!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (SsG4J)

180 I think Direct TV needs to be a daily feature for a while.

No pressure.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:16 PM (3SvjA)

181 While you're getting your Brozilian, you might as well have a tattoo put on your dick too.

I suggest Apply Male Saliva Only

or the more subtle Homo Erectus

or a nice bedazzle sign reading Park In The Rear

NTTIAWWT

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2012 10:16 PM (ccXZP)

182 149 Merovign, yes on the robot location sense. You have no idea how time is wasted trying to move in straight lines, when what matters is getting from A to B. Its a holdover from the industrial/medical robots that demanded precision. All the command languages are full of precise movements in mazes and picking up eggs, etc.
Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 10:07 PM (Pvjul)


I remember some of the hobby robot guidance software, everything was designed to be *simple* at the expense of being *usable*.

A chunk of code determines decisions about how to make each step/movement (pathfinding), so each "movement program" just has to include input about the environment and a goal.

It's how the new high-end luxury BMWs / Mercs can park themselves, though that's simpler than walking.

Balance is an issue for walking robots, game characters don't have to balance (note the dogs in Skyrim walking without their feet touching the ground).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:17 PM (bxiXv)

183 Yeah, I'm a bit disbelieving that mama black bears won't mess you up if you do something to their cubs. It seems to me that the cause of a lot of bear attacks in the summer is exactly because of a fool coming between a mama bear and her cubs.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:17 PM (RZ8pf)

184 When you get peejazzelled men look at you at the urinal and think your the ghey then try to rape you in the men's room. Don't get peejazzelled....get Direct TV.
Posted by: mpfs, I cant help it, sorry at April 11, 2012 10:12 PM (TlwCF)


Awesome. But to be a nitpicker your tag should be "Don't get raped in the men's room.... get Direct TV

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:17 PM (GULKT)

185 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (niZvt)

And while we're on the subject:

I was watching something on the food channel or travel channel or some such shit. It must have been a food thing, cuz they were interviewing patrons of a restaurant ... the camera catches this 9 year old girl (or close) just dying to tell the rest of the world what she thought.

There's this "well, IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiii think ... ". Thats all i caught, because my next thought was: your parents clearly overvalue your opinion.

My dad would have belted my ass for thinking I had anything to say about anything when I was 9. He would have said, Shut the fuck up, dumbass. No one cares what you think.

And yet, these fucking yard apes are held up on a pedestal, as if nothing that crosses their lips is short of holy sacrament.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 10:18 PM (GRvW4)

186 BTW, I have yet to ever, EVER look at another dork at a urinal.

Don't you find it unnerving it you are alone in the men's room and some dude starts peeing in the urinal right next to yours even though there are plenty of other urinals?

It feels like they are judging you somehow.

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 10:18 PM (UZ3oc)

187 42 What looks bigger, a bear in the woods or that bear on the sidewalk? The bear on the sidewalk. Ya gotta groom your junk. Pejazzle that bad boy and put a little vest on it. The fella's already got a pith helmet - it's time to go exploring.
Posted by: Dang at April 11, 2012 09:42 PM (Ky1+e)

Shit myself after reading this. But seriously, pejazzling?I gotta go ask my priest if suicide is still a one-way Hell-ticket.

Posted by: NewBrunswicker at April 11, 2012 10:18 PM (I8T/Q)

188 WTF?!?!?

Call me skeptical. Dad is nowhere around. Mom would ruin your shit.Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:13 PM (3SvjA)
I was pretty astonished whenI heard it too. I wish I could recall where, but all I can remember about it is that it seemed like a reliable source. As I said, black bears are unpredictable - they are often colossal wimps, but also view humans as potential prey and will stalk them like any other animal, something that is extremely rare in grizzly bears (Timothy Treadwell is the only person I can recall who was actually eaten by a grizzly, something that caused comment among the people who investigated his death.)

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 10:19 PM (zj1Yv)

189 Don't get peejazzelled....get Direct TV.
Posted by: mpfs, I cant help it, sorry at April 11, 2012 10:12 PM (TlwCF)


I nominate mpfs as ....Moron of the week!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:19 PM (DGIjM)

190
Don't you find it unnerving it you are alone in the men's room and some dude starts peeing in the urinal right next to yours even though there are plenty of other urinals?


Or when they take the center urinal in an empty group of three.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 11, 2012 10:19 PM (vpe0k)

191
A much as I'd like to hang out I've to see a woman about a job early tomorrow morning. I should actually be asleep by now but you know how the nerves get to you.

May many flames and much debauchery occur before I return sometime late tomorrow.

Have plenty of fun as only morons know how. I'm looking forward to seeing a mess here next time I check in.

Adios and hasta manana.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 11, 2012 10:20 PM (7+pP9)

192 174 Neidermeyer, is the defect the firing pin

***

I don't know! I missed it and was hoping someone else caught it.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 10:15 PM (piMMO)


CNBC did the same thing in 2010, they're just going after the "evil gun companies." The claim is that the trigger group is defective (by design) and the gun can go off without pulling the trigger.

The trigger was designed to be adjustable. People adjust it without knowing WTF they are doing and make it unsafe.

So for fear of lawyers, you now have to pay $200 extra (or whatever) to get an adjustable trigger.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:20 PM (bxiXv)

193 Ugh, how many channels on the TV and at this moment "toddlers and tiaras" seems the best choice. That's just wrong.

Posted by: someone at April 11, 2012 10:20 PM (bqjJT)

194 Buzzion,

I like it!

Posted by: mpfs, I cant help it, sorry at April 11, 2012 10:20 PM (TlwCF)

195
The B stands for Bear
Hey Boo Boo

Posted by: NAMBLA at April 11, 2012 10:20 PM (UXEgP)

196 PGiS, I'm not sure what advantage she gets by claiming to be a Republican, especially in Portland of all places. Far better to be a Republican and claim to be a Democrat just so you can date one of those effeminate hipster douches, as pale an imitation of manhood though they may be.


Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:21 PM (tlK1P)

197 Yeah the anti-bullying stuff is really annoying. Glad South Park is mocking it.

Basically it boils down to you can't be a bully unless you are a member of the victim class, in which case you have carte blanche to bully. And then it is completely understandable and OK.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:21 PM (RZ8pf)

198 Thanks for the ONT, Ace. Good night morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 11, 2012 10:22 PM (7yvLv)

199
186 BTW, I have yet to ever, EVER look at another dork at a urinal. Don't you find it unnerving it you are alone in the men's room and some dude starts peeing in the urinal right next to yours even though there are plenty of other urinals? It feels like they are judging you somehow.
Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 10:18 PM (UZ3oc)


Can you pass THE URINAL TEST? http://tinyurl.com/n3d947

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:22 PM (GULKT)

200 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:10 PM (bxiXv)

****

Thanks, Merovign.

I knew it had to be a bunch of crap.

Too damned bad their weren't any defects in those FF weapons, huh?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 10:23 PM (piMMO)

201 Don't you find it unnerving it you are alone in the men's room and some dude starts peeing in the urinal right next to yours even though there are plenty of other urinals?

Proper rules of etiquette in the men's room are:

1. If you walk in and all 5 urinals are empty, use the one closest to you.

2. If someone is already using the one closest to you, use the one furthest from them.

3. If the ones closest and furthest from you are in use, use the middle urinal so no one is immediately adjacent to you.

4. If you MUST use a urinal next to someone else, pretend like you don't see them and stare straight at the wall, ignoring the dried booger that invariably is found above urinals for some mysterious reason.

5. When using a urinal... try to resist the urge to pick your nose and wipe it on the wall in front of you. If you're picking your nose, you're not holding your cock and most likely pissing all over yourself.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)

202 183Yeah, I'm a bit disbelieving that mama black bears won't mess you up if you do something to their cubs. It seems to me that the cause of a lot of bear attacks in the summer is exactly because of a fool coming between a mama bear and her cubs.Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:17 PM (RZ8pf) Mama grizzlies will go after you if you even look cross-eyed at their cubs, and the vast majority of bear attacks are from grizzlies. Black bear attacks are very rare, and they behave radically differently from grizzles. I don't know that mama black bears are always such poor protectors, and wouldn't want to find out, but they apparently can be astonishingly passive at times.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 10:24 PM (zj1Yv)

203 I checked into pejazzling. Turns out there's not enough crystal on the planet for me. So the salon suggested using real diamonds, but they kept breaking on me. So, au natural it is.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Cock at April 11, 2012 10:24 PM (eHIJJ)

204 DIRECT TV!, the Military Channel is 287!

Don't wax me Bro!!!

Posted by: jake at April 11, 2012 10:24 PM (AZ8Mb)

205 Alex, she got a date with you, so that would be a benefit. Because I am making the assumption that you don't look like a hipster douchebag with too long hair, eyeliner, and girl jeans.

But I was just kidding, I'm sure she is as advertised. Unless her legs are super hairy. Did you check her legs?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:24 PM (RZ8pf)

206 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)

CC... that is waaaaay more than I ever needed to know.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:25 PM (DGIjM)

207 Or when they take the center urinal in an empty group of three.

Quite right. There are rules regarding urinal selection

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2012 10:25 PM (JMmQ9)

208 What must go through the mind of a man paying to have histesticles festooned like a disco ball? How does one retain composure once the hot glue gun comes out?

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 11, 2012 10:25 PM (HueOF)

209 206 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)

CC... that is waaaaay more than I ever needed to know.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:25 PM (DGIjM)


Sorry, shrimpy. But it had to be said.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:26 PM (niZvt)

210 Damn, Philly wins.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 11, 2012 10:26 PM (HfzId)

211
Yuze neva know til yuze walk in my paws dog..

Posted by: Fatherless Black Bear at Yellowstone at April 11, 2012 10:26 PM (UXEgP)

212 You know what really loves the pejazzling... the dreaded Candiru.

A naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra.

The sparkly stuff really helps them home in through the murky waters.

Posted by: The Monarch at April 11, 2012 10:26 PM (c6Yyl)

213 You wanna know what is the best?

The best ever.

Iowahawk's quotes about Iowahawk on the right-hand side of his website' page on the intertubes's.

The quotes are mostly damning with shallow praise, highlighting what a humble Iowa fellow this Iowahawk is, but every now and then someone gets it about right.

Kinda


Posted by: twoslaps at April 11, 2012 10:27 PM (7UAWo)

214
Ugh, how many channels on the TV and at this moment "toddlers and tiaras" seems the best choice. That's just wrong.


Posted by: someone at April 11, 2012 10:20 PM (bqjJT)


Strongly disagree. And I'm pejazzled so I should know.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 11, 2012 10:27 PM (/izg2)

215 What REALLY gets my goat in public bathrooms are assholes that don't flush.

Just disgusting. And it sends the message to the next guy... "Fuck You! I don't give a shit about offending you!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:27 PM (niZvt)

216 There is NO hair on a man that should be pulled out.

As for the 'ettes, that's entirely your free will.

I admit using a tweezie on my wife's chin. Menopause was cruel to her, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:27 PM (O3R/2)

217 Quite right. There are rules regarding urinal selection

Yes but do you correctly know the rules? http://tinyurl.com/n3d947

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:27 PM (GULKT)

218 I don't know how y'all can just stand right there and pee with someone right by you. I can barely pee in a stall when anyone else is in the Ladies' room.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:28 PM (SsG4J)

219 buzzion: your bing-fu is strong

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2012 10:28 PM (JMmQ9)

220 Had a bear rip open my chicken coop the other day. Pulled off two half-inch planks. Didn't get a single chicken. Kind of pathetic, really. The bear got outsmarted by a bunch of chickens. Not really the best showing for Team Mammal.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 10:28 PM (cbZmP)

221 PGiS, that is true, and I am one of the last real men in this town.

Yes, I checked her legs and they are shaved.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:28 PM (tlK1P)

222 6. It's OK to push your buddy intoa urinal while he's pissing but only if you've both been drinking.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 11, 2012 10:28 PM (vpe0k)

223 There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:29 PM (GULKT)

224
Jumbo Jogging Shrimp: I would never have sex with a man who does that to his... uh.. manhood.

Get the heck out of my bed, dude."


I'm pretty sure a guy doing that to his manhood isn't interested in chicks.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 11, 2012 10:29 PM (eHIJJ)

225 http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:29 PM (GTbGH)

226 And... you know your butch co-worker is lesbian if you catch her humping the urinal in the men's room.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:30 PM (niZvt)

227 Sorry, shrimpy. But it had to be said.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:26 PM (niZvt)

I understand.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:30 PM (DGIjM)

228 Tammy, It takes years and years of training for guys who didn't have brothers.

Some of my earliest memories are of me and my two older brothers peeing into the toilet together. Ha ha ha. Great fun.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:30 PM (O3R/2)

229 OK, I just read some about black bears and yeah I guess the moms only bluff charge and will often run off and leave their cubs. Black bears are easier to scare off. But, they are still dangerous mofos who have killed lots and lots of people.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:31 PM (RZ8pf)

230 I had a scare with a little black bear last summer. We walked into each other on a logging road. It immediately turned tail and ran. I wanted to go the direction it went, so I was apprehensive to proceed. I waited a bit, walked on and saw it take off from some brush, headed for higher ground.

When I discussed it with someone later on, he suggested it could have been a female yearling. It was probably under 50 pounds.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:31 PM (3SvjA)

231 Yeah, what is it with guys too lazy to flush urinals nowadays?

Cat Piss Man is here.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:32 PM (ScmVq)

232 Pejazzling. I'm depressed now.

Posted by: Rich at April 11, 2012 10:32 PM (3lAjR)

233
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 10:28 PM (cbZmP)

They were probably sour stringyanyway.

Posted by: Disgruntled Bear at April 11, 2012 10:32 PM (zj1Yv)

234 Alex, will you go have a bacon maple bar at Voodoo Donuts for me?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:33 PM (RZ8pf)

235 Jimbo, I trim Thor's eyebrows up now and then. Just even 'em out a little....the grey ones get crazy.

If he starts sprouting nose and ear hair (and I'm sure he will) I will trim that, too. Just trim it, though.

All his other glorious scruff stays right where the Good Lord intended it, pubes, chest, back, hands, legs.....it's ALL good!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:33 PM (SsG4J)

236 California motto: In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number 1.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:33 PM (O3R/2)

237 233 Yeah, what is it with guys too lazy to flush urinals nowadays?

You think it might be environmentally concerned Liberals practicing their "If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow" BS?

I like the part about "If it's Brown, it Goes Down." Are Liberals really so poorly potty trained they need that to remember to flush?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:34 PM (niZvt)

238 Okay, if we're talking about urinals, here's probably the most obscure pet peeve in the Universe. But it's mine.

Anti-drug messages in the urinal.

In some parts of the country the companies that do bathroom cleaning and service the urinal puck put anti-drug messages on the plastic gadget that holds the deodorizer puck and (theoretically) keeps cigarette butts from blocking the drain.

I find myself looking at these things when I'm taking a leak.

Has anyone ever been moved to quit taking drugs or seek treatment for addiction because of these things? Are there testimonials?

"I was a heroin user for thirty-nine years. Constipation, impotence, the total loss of my family and my savings, and constant suicidal depression didn't make me change my habits. But then one day while I was urinating I saw the words 'Just say no to drugs' in the urinal and I realized what I'd been doing wrong all my life!"

I know, I know, the intention is good. But doing stupid things for ostensibly good reasons is still stupid.

You may now return to shuddering about pejazzling.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 10:35 PM (cbZmP)

239 Thanks, Merovign.

I knew it had to be a bunch of crap.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 10:23 PM (piMMO)


I ain't saying Remington never did anything wrong - but the story was still a smear job.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:35 PM (bxiXv)

240 The rules regarding urinal selection extend to social settings in general.
Those who violate the rule I call "sidlers".

I can be at an empty lunch counter, coffee shop or bar and some dickweek will hover over me until I have to pungeon him.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 11, 2012 10:35 PM (ScmVq)

241 I trim Thor's eyebrows up now and then.

I have the full Brezhnev.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:35 PM (GTbGH)

242 Wow, an Ace ONT, I feel so not worthy . . . Until I got to the pejazzling and then I threw up in my mouth a little.

So, how y'all doin' tonight?

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:35 PM (w407e)

243 Comments 8 & 9: Asked, Answered

Posted by: Average Guy at April 11, 2012 10:35 PM (zT1N/)

244 Some of my earliest memories are of me and my two older brothers peeing into the toilet together. Ha ha ha. Great fun

I grew up with 6 older males in the house and had to clean up the bathroom. I should have realized this!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:36 PM (SsG4J)

245 Posted by: eastvalleyphx at April 11, 2012 10:18 PM (GRvW4)

May I ask you a question, based on your nick? I am considering escaping the lefty paradise of California for Phoenix. OK, "considering" is too weak a word. I'm selling my house, and definitely pulling up stakes, and definitely targeting Phoenix, or, really, one particular part, about 25 minutes north of Scottsdale.

I like to think I've done my homework. I've visited when it was 111 degrees, and it seemed better than 90 degrees on the East Coast, less humid, and no problem. OK, I have to learn to wear a hat and sunglasses, I can live with that.

Is there anything I'm missing that should give me pause? Other than scorpions and tarantulas and rattlesnakes, to which I've already resigned myself, I mean? Because right now it seems a whole lot better than living with Gov Moonbeam's next inspiration.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:37 PM (2IW5Q)

246 Some of my earliest memories are of me and my two older brothers peeing into the toilet together. Ha ha ha. Great fun

OMG, me and my little bro totally had an "emergency plan" whereby he could pee at the same time I did (I will spare you the details). LOL!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (w407e)

247 I used Purple Pandas in a Champions campaign I ran about 13 years ago.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (I2LwF)

248 I'd have to disagree, Jimbo. If I ever discover tufts of spanish moss bristlingout of my ears, I'm biting down on a chunk of wood and getting out the pliers.

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (HueOF)

249 BhxjG == stalker, cleanup plz

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (QTHTd)

250 Alex, will you go have a bacon maple bar at Voodoo Donuts for me?

Remind me in a week or two and I'll bring a couple up to Seattle

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (tlK1P)

251 We have a bar in town where the urinals are filled with ice.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (GTbGH)

252 Turning in early tonight.

Don't let the MOTHERFUCKING BEARS get you!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (cbZmP)

253 Splunge, it's humid in July. Probably still worth the move, but it does get nasty there for a few weeks a year.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

254 I like the part about "If it's Brown, it Goes Down." Are Liberals really so poorly potty trained they need that to remember to flush?

Or like "Red Ken" Livingstone, the former mayor of London said, "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down".

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 10:39 PM (UZ3oc)

255
I had a friend once tell me he was at a Dennys and all of a sudden there was this hugedisturbance outside the mens room, one guy came out and totally clocked another guy and floored him, he lookedup at all the astonished patrons and said "He touched my dick!".
He then left and nobody said a word.

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 10:39 PM (UXEgP)

256 240
You may now return to shuddering about pejazzling.


No. I won't shudder about that. I choose instead to deny that it exists, and I will stick to that, come hell or high water. It is too wrong to exist, and since I do not routinely observe what other men are doing with their junk, I expect to maintain this attitude forever.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:39 PM (2IW5Q)

257 Splunge, Did you visit PHO in August, the monsoon season? Hot and Humid.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:40 PM (O3R/2)

258 @258: preach it, bro.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:40 PM (niZvt)

259 We have a bar in town where the urinals are filled with ice.


Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (GTbGH)

Sounds pretty swanky . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:41 PM (w407e)

260 I have been up talking my whole life. It has made me rich.
Good DAYYY!

Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at April 11, 2012 10:42 PM (OWjjx)

261 255
Splunge, it's humid in July. Probably still worth the move, but it does get nasty there for a few weeks a year.


Thank you, that helps. Not, as you say, enough disincentive to keep me away, but good to know that it happens, so I can be properly braced.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:42 PM (2IW5Q)

262 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 10:43 PM (7W3wI)

263 Pejazziling is for pikers. Real Men have LED lighting installed.

Although hiding the battery can be a pain in the ass.

Posted by: johnd01 at April 11, 2012 10:43 PM (js5jY)

264 257
I had a friend once tell me he was at a Dennys and all of a sudden there was this hugedisturbance outside the mens room, one guy came out and totally clocked another guy and floored him, he lookedup at all the astonished patrons and said "He touched my dick!".
He then left and nobody said a word.
Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 10:39 PM (UXEgP)]/i]

Well, that's covered by the Stand Your Schwang Law, right?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:43 PM (niZvt)

265 Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:42 PM (2IW5Q)

I am insanely jealous of your escape from California, Splunge, and wish you and your family all the very best wherever you go (it WILL be better than this fuckin' hellhole).

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:43 PM (w407e)

266 @266 LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:43 PM (SsG4J)

267 We have a bar in town where the urinals are filled with ice

In the past (it has changed - thank God) the urinals in Wrigley Field were open like a trough. So, yes, a guy across from you could be pissing in the urinal at the same time you did.

And you prayed he was not drunk.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (OWjjx)

268 Remind me in a week or two and I'll bring a couple up to Seattle [i/]

I love you! But you'll have to bring the boy the MMs one too.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (RZ8pf)

269 Did somebody mention pejazzling?

Posted by: Prince Albert at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

270 Sounds pretty swanky . . .

Alas no, it's the Legion Hall so it's a bit run down. I'm assuming there's a stench issue.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (GTbGH)

271 In my opinion, removing the hair from your primary sexual characteristics ought to be enough. Or, even, leaving a moustache. Women like moustaches. And if they are women and not girls, you don't have to worry about getting any of it stuck in her braces.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (I2LwF)

272 Are Liberals really so poorly potty trained they need that to remember to flush?

It keeps them from flinging their poo, so it's a good thing.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (FcR7P)

273 262 We have a bar in town where the urinals are filled with ice.Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:38 PM (GTbGH) Sounds pretty swanky . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:41 PM (w407e)

Stay away from the Long Island Ice Tea!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 11, 2012 10:44 PM (WUWb9)

274 We have a bar in town where the urinals are filled with ice.

I've seen that trick, as well. It helps one "stay on target". When you have something reactive to shoot at, you're less likely to get sloppy and pee on the floor/wall/sink/whatev

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2012 10:45 PM (JMmQ9)

275 I love you! But you'll have to bring the boy the MMs one too.

Deal

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:45 PM (tlK1P)

276 Oops italics fail. I'm a dork.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:45 PM (RZ8pf)

277 A co-worker told me this joke today.

A police officer pulls an elderly lady over for a traffic stop and when she reaches in her purse for her license he notices an SW .38 revolver. The officer asks her if she has a permit to carry the pistol. "Yes", she replies. "Do you have any other weapons" the officer asks. "Yes, I have a .45 Colt in my glovebox". "Anything else" the officer asks. "Well, yes I have a pump 12 gauge in the trunk. The officer says " You have a .38 revolver, a Colt .45 and a pump 12 gauge! Lady, what are you afraid of?" "Not a DAMN thing!" was the reply.

Posted by: stevea28 at April 11, 2012 10:45 PM (uVAbZ)

278 Great ONT stuff, Ace!

Pejazzling, huh? Hmmmmm.

Evening, all!

Posted by: Theresa at April 11, 2012 10:45 PM (ASzLU)

279 In the past (it has changed - thank God) the urinals in Wrigley Field were open like a trough. So, yes, a guy across from you could be pissing in the urinal at the same time you did.

The ladies' rooms are like that all over, except their troughs don't have the long poop in them.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 10:45 PM (I2LwF)

280 If only I had pejazzled, I would be alive today.

Posted by: Trayvon at April 11, 2012 10:47 PM (WUWb9)

281 “pejazzling,”
How Twilight-y. If you want to decorate yourself, um, there, be a man and go for the tattoo.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 11, 2012 10:47 PM (/E3ql)

282 259
Splunge, Did you visit PHO in August, the monsoon season? Hot and Humid.


No, it was early September, and hot but not humid. After years of monotonic grey drizzle in the Pacific Northwest, a monsoon season sounds rather interesting. Before I settled on Phoenix, I considered Tucson, before discovering I didn't much like it, despite its deserts being more picturesque than Phoenix's. OK, it's somewhat of a lefty magnet, didn't know that at the time, dodged a bullet there, but the point is that the people who moved away seemed to be really nostalgic about the monsoons.

I know, I know, flash floods, roads with deep dips to carry the life-threatening water away, drive into the water and die, I've seen plenty of roads configured for that sort of thing in Phoenix too. Still, seems better than relentless drizzle, and uninterrupted grey.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:47 PM (2IW5Q)

283 And you prayed he was not drunk.

Ha. The first time I saw one of those big round sinks with the center post continuously spraying water was at a rock concert. Apparently I wasn't the only one unfamiliar with them. Some people were washing their hands, some were pissing in it.


Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:47 PM (GTbGH)

284 And I was laughed at when I made men's privvies gold.

Posted by: Goldmember at April 11, 2012 10:48 PM (UZ3oc)

285 Do the women here really prefer men with body hair to those without? I understand the disgust toward guys who wax and er, whatnot, butdo men withasian,pacific, amerind, etc. seem less masculine that europeansbecause theylack backfur?

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 11, 2012 10:48 PM (HueOF)

286
Ear hair....and excessive back fur. ....Now, those are two areas where some trimingcould be deemednecessary. ....But other than that, I don't understand why a straight guy would bother with hair removal.

Evening all.

That's a cool video of the nanoquadrotors. I can't even get the hang of flying one of those little mini-copters that you can pick up at Target.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 10:48 PM (+5U+B)

287 Well, I just shaved my beard. Now, all this talk of manliness makes me a sad panda.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 10:48 PM (tlK1P)

288 Avoid unisex bathrooms like the plague. Women don't like their precious bottoms touching the toilet seat. So they hover over it, and freaking piss all over EVERYTHING. What their stockings smell like by the time they get home, I don't care to speculate.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:49 PM (niZvt)

289 Glenn Beck has a slogan for Romney: "At least he's not a Commie"

Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:49 PM (O3R/2)

290 Ann Romney is now on twitter. Her first tweet.

@AnnDRomney I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:49 PM (DGIjM)

291 My rule is: If you want her mouth on your skin somewhere, then make sure that area is hair-free.

In my old age, though, it's easier to not want her mouth there than it is to go through the trouble.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 10:50 PM (I2LwF)

292 Just a reminder

Al Sharpton, a professional racist and liar, led a racist lynch mob that literally offered a bounty for an American citizen.

As a result of Sharpton's actions he has:

1) Been personally and publicly congratulated by Eric Holder, the Attorney General of the United States.

and

2) Been invited by President Obama to the White House to celebrate Easter.

Cause nothing says Easter more than a racist lynch mob.

Posted by: Muhammad's Left Nut at April 11, 2012 10:51 PM (ZPrif)

293 268
I am
insanely jealous of your escape from California, Splunge, and wish you
and your family all the very best wherever you go (it WILL be better
than this fuckin' hellhole).


Thanks for the good wishes. California has the best climate in the nation, and some extraordinary beauty. It's the leftists that have conspired to make it a hellhole. I used to believe that that was not possible, that they couldn't possibly succeed, but my beliefs have changed about that.

Here's hoping that California may fix itself, or that you may escape, someday.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:51 PM (2IW5Q)

294 286 And you prayed he was not drunk.

Ha. The first time I saw one of those big round sinks with the center post continuously spraying water was at a rock concert. Apparently I wasn't the only one unfamiliar with them. Some people were washing their hands, some were pissing in it.


Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 10:47 PM (GTbGH)


As long as you don't wash your hands in yellow, really warm water, I guess it don't matter.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:51 PM (niZvt)

295 Hey Splunge, welcome to AZ. I moved here after I left England, so I understand the long grey season of cabin fever. Winters here are great.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 11, 2012 10:52 PM (/E3ql)

296 I can't grow facial hair. If I forget for a couple of days people start mistaking me for an Amish farmer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2012 10:52 PM (bxiXv)

297 but do men with asian,pacific, amerind, etc. seem less masculine that europeans because theylack backfur?

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 11, 2012 10:48 PM (HueOF)

No. I get that some men are not naturally hairy.
Now, I do prefer hairy, but it's the PURPOSELY removing the hair you have that is horrifying to me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:52 PM (SsG4J)

298 Do the women here really prefer men with body hair to those without?

Personally (and I don't know why you would even begin to care), if you're doing hair removal, you ain't doin' me. [back hair is the exception to the rule, as it has been since time immemorial] But, hey, it's not like I was gonna throw some your way anyhow. OMG, I'm cracking myself up, might be time to stuff some food in my face . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:52 PM (w407e)

299 In fact, whole days go by when I can't remember why I wanted her mouth there in the first place.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 10:52 PM (I2LwF)

300 294 Ann Romney is now on twitter. Her first tweet.

@AnnDRomney I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:49 PM (DGIjM)


Well, with a staff of 20 nannies and maids, and two Caddies, to supervise, sure!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:53 PM (niZvt)

301
Splundge, I've been through there and was thinking of going to Phoenix,
If you check the weather you will be fine.
I've gotten openings in Salt Lake, Denver, and Boise. I actually applied for the Boise job. Biggest objective: Get my ass out of Kalifornia. 10 years has been too long.

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 10:53 PM (UXEgP)

302 304
In fact, whole days go by when I can't remember why I wanted her mouth there in the first place.


Wait, what?

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 10:53 PM (2IW5Q)

303 Cause nothing says Easter more than a racist lynch mob.

Works for Good Friday though!

Posted by: Barabbas, guilty as sin and free as a bird! at April 11, 2012 10:54 PM (QTHTd)

304 hi all
wow an Ace ONT, a rare occasion to be remembered

pejazzling? umm.... wow, no thanx

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (7FadD)

Posted by: jc at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (ufJKx)

306 And I'm not really all that old. I have just realized that I'm not always in heat.

Humans are the only species who think they're always in heat. I'm just not always in heat. It's pretty liberating, except when your wife asks you if you're secretly gay.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (I2LwF)

307 I want to go down as being first to project that bugs are the next liberal wave. There's a headline at Hot Air from NPR about damn bug macs. I tell you, they are going to have us eating bugs soon. Bastards.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (RZ8pf)

308 Well, with a staff of 20 nannies and maids, and two Caddies, to supervise, sure

Well, that is 22 more jobs created by Anne Romney than by Obama.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (OWjjx)

309 @303: You tease, you!

That makes me want to pluck my nipples...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)

310 Ear hair....and excessive back fur. ....Now, those are two areas where some trimingcould be deemednecessary. ....But other than that, I don't understand why a straight guy would bother with hair removal.

... inside of the elbows too hairy, one deltoid much furrier than the other ...

Posted by: Slab Manly, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (FNjrG)

311 Nicely played (if poorly spelled), Barabbas.

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (w407e)

312 My rule is: If you want her mouth on your skin somewhere, then make sure that area is hair-free.

I can't fathom wanting my mouth anywhere near a hairless man, or any of his parts. (Again, assuming he is intentionally removing the hair)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (SsG4J)

313 This Ace guy didn't do too bad for a maiden effort.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (kaalw)

314 TBM! You still here! Long time!

Congrats to your daughter, hooray for football, and glad hubby has some time off.

Posted by: Theresa at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (ASzLU)

315 Jesus H. Fucking Christ, and I mean that as a genuine prayer rather than
just cussing. What the FUCK has happened to men? Chest shaving was bad
enough, but waxing your crotch? Sticking glittery shit on your unit?
-----------------

I want everyone to do it and then go punk the TSA.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM (vuKmj)

316 I actually applied for the Boise job. Biggest objective: Get my ass out of Kalifornia. 10 years has been too long.
Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 10:53 PM (UXEgP)

If you make it up here let me know. Sifty fell off the grid. Good for him

Posted by: jake at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM (AZ8Mb)

317 @313: Good point!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM (niZvt)

318 I don't understand the irrational dislike of back hair. What? Are you worried that grampa was werewolf?


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM (O3R/2)

319 Ann Romney joins twitter to say she raised 5 kids... it was work.

and ... then...

@davidaxelrod: Also Disappointed in Hilary Rosen's comments about Ann Romney. They were inappropriate and offensive.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM (DGIjM)

320
One of my favorite bear hunting stories comes out of one of the Foxfire books.
Back in the early days of the twentieth century, there was a man who wanted to go bear hunting, the meat and grease being highly prized in the area. The only rifle he had was an old muzzleloading "hog rifle" and a single bullet, so he broke the head off of a hand-forged nail, loaded his one bullet nto the gun, dropped the nail head and his powderhorn into his pocket, whistled up his dogs, and set out. It wasn't too long before his dogs struck the scent of a bear and the chase was on. After awhile the hunter heard them bay "treed" and caught up with them. When he did so, he discovered that the bear had taken refuge in a small cave. He went up to the mouth of the cave and looked in, crouching due to the smallness of the openingand, sure enough, he could see two eyes peering back at him. He leveled his old muzzleloader and fired at them. When the smoke cleared, he looked down in the cave again and didn't see anything, but he went ahead and loaded his rifle with the nail head and againfired down into the darkness. Then he listened for a long time - nothing. After awhile he decided he had to do something, so he drew his hunting knife, got down on his belly, and slid carefully into the cave. A moment later his hand touched something hairy, but it didn't move, so he carefully felt around some more. After a moment he realized that the bear had turned around in the cave and he was touching its rump, so he felt around until he found a hind leg and popped his knife in behind the hamstring. When the bear didn't respond he knew it was dead.
Sometime later he was telling all this to an audience that included thenew schoolteacher, a nice young lady new to the mountains, and at the conclusion of this little tale she asked, astonished, "why, weren't you afraid it would bite you?" His reply was,"No ma'am, I warn't. I knew I wasn't ahold of the biting end, I warn't."

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 10:57 PM (zj1Yv)

321 Nice ONT, Russ in Winterset!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 10:57 PM (OWjjx)

322 evening everyone. anyone find a plastic bag about yea big full of nearly five pounds of white powder?












I am making a glaze and am not able to find my confectioners sugar?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2012 10:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

323 324 I don't understand the irrational dislike of back hair. What? Are you worried that grampa was werewolf?


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM (O3R/2)


It's a sign of aging, I guess.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 10:58 PM (niZvt)

324 OK, I get why a guy wants to see a woman cleaning nekkid, but what's in it for the chick? (the nude maid service that just opened in Lubbock Texas, started by a former Occupy Lubbock person)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (RZ8pf)

325 I just saw that - apparently, in DNC land, housewives of FIVE kids just sit around at home and watch soaps.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (QTHTd)

326 If you make it up here let me know. Sifty fell off the grid. Good for him

He was around just acouple days ago.

Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (3SvjA)

327 What would happen to a pejazzled penis that goes into an MRI machine?

Any volunteers?

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (UZ3oc)

328 Well, that is 22 more jobs created by Anne Romney than by Obama.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 10:55 PM (OWjjx)

I'm sorry, but doesn't our lovely FLOTUS have something like 29 maids-in-waiting? At least Romney earned his money. And, me, I think Anne Romney is going to be a game-changer, once they roll her out. She's actually pretty cool. And not embarrassing like, ahem, some politicians' wives.

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (w407e)

329
330 OK, I get why a guy wants to see a woman cleaning nekkid, but what's in it for the chick? (the nude maid service that just opened in Lubbock Texas, started by a former Occupy Lubbock person)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (RZ8pf)


You don't get your clothes dirty and dusty.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (GULKT)

330 but what's in it for the chick?

I'm guessing they charge a lot more?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (SsG4J)

331
jake at April 11, 2012 10:56 PM
Met him and his at Disney with Rum. He's a great guy and I agree. I'm just trying to manage my expectations and hope for the best.
Congrats on escaping what could be the greatest state in the nation, but looks more like the Canary in the coal mine...

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (UXEgP)

332 328
I am making a glaze and am not able to find my confectioners sugar?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2012 10:57 PM (Z9EHQ)


You're going to glaze your junk? Wife's got a sweet tooth?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (niZvt)

333 OK, I get why a guy wants to see a woman cleaning nekkid, but what's in
it for the chick? (the nude maid service that just opened in Lubbock
Texas, started by a former Occupy Lubbock person)


Money.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (tlK1P)

334 A - I'm drunk
B - I've been dealing with my satanic mother in law
C - I'm a Santorum supporter now following Ann Romney on twitter
D - am I now a part of the "establishment" ???

Posted by: Nora at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (VxqUc)

335
"Bird never nest in bare tree" .....Sean Connery line, in a 007 movie.

Personally....I kinda likesome chest fur on a guy. It's sexy.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (+5U+B)

336 335
330 OK, I get why a guy wants to see a woman cleaning nekkid, but what's in it for the chick? (the nude maid service that just opened in Lubbock Texas, started by a former Occupy Lubbock person)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (RZ8pf)


You don't get your clothes dirty and dusty.
Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (GULKT)


But then they have to vacuum their carpet, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 11:02 PM (niZvt)

337 I don't want a naked woman to clean my house. My primal man-urges might get confused.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 11:02 PM (I2LwF)

338 Nora, sorry your mother in law is annoying. My brother was lucky enough to marry into a cool family; if anything, he wants to spend more time with THEM, and we his real family are getting jealous. :^)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 11:02 PM (QTHTd)

339
Bird never nest in bare tree" .....Sean Connery line, in a 007 movie.
He also said "So long as the cuffs match the collars".
Just saying..

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 11:02 PM (UXEgP)

340 Do you think all those kids really freaked out in that video bcause the purple panda sprouted a woody?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 11:03 PM (niZvt)

341 I am all for naked chicks but cleaning? either you will never finish or you are going to be much less efficient than clothed. besides not everything looks good naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2012 11:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

342 am I now a part of the "establishment" ???

Welcome to my RINO Army. I will give you an officer commission in the Lindsey Graham division.

Sincerely,

His Excellency, Mallamutt Da Da, RINO President for Life and Supreme Commander of All RINO Forces, Conquerer of Puritans Everywhere and AOSHQ in Particular.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 11:03 PM (OWjjx)

343 Just looked over that maid service's website. Ugh. It's a bunch of failed strippers.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 11:03 PM (tlK1P)

344 lol, Czech, that is just wrong.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 11:03 PM (QTHTd)

345 He was around just acouple days ago.
Posted by: fluffy at April 11, 2012 10:59 PM (3SvjA)

I'm only about a few days a week have not seen Sifty in months.

Posted by: jake at April 11, 2012 11:03 PM (AZ8Mb)

346 Sifty's around pretty regular.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 11:04 PM (I2LwF)

347 You go on over to Iowahawk's intertubes's place on teh web and you'll see what Sinatra meant about people "stompin' on a dream" by kicking the dream.

Why people enjoy taunting and cajoling the simple Iowahawk is beyond me, but I salute his fierce stance in posting the hate, along side the hater's names's in many cases; Sunlight disinfects indeed Sir.

Indeed.

Posted by: twoslaps at April 11, 2012 11:04 PM (7UAWo)

348 Do you think all those kids really freaked out in that video bcause the purple panda sprouted a woody? Posted by: CoolCzech

I think it's because they recognize the panda from the back of their older, incarcerated brothers' Grateful Dead albums.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2012 11:04 PM (qfooS)

349

Personally....I kinda likesome chest fur on a guy. It's sexy.
Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (+5U+B)


Thank you!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 11:05 PM (niZvt)

350 Okay, so did you guys read about the Argentine couple who were told their baby died, went down to the morgue, pried the lid off the coffin and found the baby ALIVE?

It's almost like Obamacare has gone global . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:05 PM (w407e)

351 Sifty like teh Twitterz. But he still comes around these parts now and then.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

352 Congrats on escaping what could be the greatest state in the nation, but looks more like the Canary in the coal mine...
Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (UXEgP)

If you make it up here let me know, I've been here since 1987.
Give you the in's and out's

Posted by: jake at April 11, 2012 11:05 PM (AZ8Mb)

353 Sifty is busy on twitter kicking liberal asses.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 11:05 PM (DGIjM)

354 I'm glad those girls were suspended for the nazi thing in L.A., 14 year old girls right before passover, unfucking believable.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 11, 2012 11:06 PM (tKFT6)

355 Obama's America is a depressing place.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 11:06 PM (7W3wI)

356 Was the Nork "space satellite" launched yet? That might help facilitate "Escape from Cali" scenarios.

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 11:07 PM (UZ3oc)

357 Crap, 11:07 already!

Catch you next time guys. Good night.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 11:08 PM (niZvt)

358 I think I shall call it a night, peeps.

Thanks, Ace, for looking out for your red-haired stepchildren.


All y'all behave, now; gotta act right for the Ewok.

Good night!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 11, 2012 11:08 PM (SsG4J)

359 You're going to glaze your junk? Wife's got a sweet tooth?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 11, 2012 11:00 PM (niZvt)

yeah that is gonna go over well. no I was just going to leave it on over night, give myself a brazilian by ripping it off in the morning and then send some cookies off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2012 11:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

360 Thanks Jake. I'm a prospecting rockhound and packing my collection for transport. My house is for sale and I'm crossing my fingers that Boise goes through!

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 11:08 PM (UXEgP)

361 "Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 11:02 PM (QTHTd)"
rest of family cool; she's annoying & a cheapskate

Posted by: Nora at April 11, 2012 11:08 PM (VxqUc)

362
357Okay, so did you guys read about the Argentine couple who were told their baby died, went down to the morgue, pried the lid off the coffin and found the baby ALIVE?

That's horrible. Damn. ....Good thing theywent down to the morgue right away. ....Hadn't heard about that.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:09 PM (+5U+B)

363 good night Miss Tammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2012 11:09 PM (Z9EHQ)

364 Was the Nork "space satellite" launched yet? That might help facilitate "Escape from Cali" scenarios.

I think it's tomorrow morning (not sure what time zone) and I think the Japs are locked and loaded to blow it out of their way. I could be wrong, though, I frequently am.

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:09 PM (w407e)

365 right, good night all.

Hopefully a rainbow will descend upon Zimmer's jail cell tonight and transport him to a magical land of llamas and mountains

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 11:09 PM (QTHTd)

366 'Night, Tammy, God bless and a big ol' hug.

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:10 PM (w407e)

367 The number one city for gay male cheating is New York; the hotspot for lesbian adultery is LA.

The second part of that sentence is poetry.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 11:10 PM (tlK1P)

368 Maybe the purple panda was pejazzled?

Posted by: Some Moron at April 11, 2012 11:10 PM (3aXbg)

369 Hopefully a rainbow will descend upon Zimmer's jail cell tonight and transport him to a magical land of llamas and mountains

You want Zimmer to be rescued by a Peruvian rainbow?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 11:10 PM (7FadD)

370 it been kind of a hell of a day on the farm. Sun wind, torrential rain, and My kid's Sister came to pick up the kittens they are going to foster. So usually i am annoyed with her but for now this woman is NOT on my shit list. And of course my kid is GOLDEN because five 3 day old kittens is going to be quite the pain in the ass to bottle feed.

Last night i was up in the middle of the night to bring Ellie in before the Rain (Thank you Bebe for waking me up to Text me that it was raining where she lives) and discovered skunks were trying to get at my kittens and cats in the Hay barn. I chased them off. But now my Black Spectre is missing, and Spooky is upset and asking where her brother is. Lulu seems bewildered that her kids are missing but not unduly upset, and i am pretty convinced that Ditto will have a litter any minute (more kittens for the kid YAY!!!)

So that has been my day.

Oh and for what its worth i would not ride anything that had been Pe-jazzled, and frankly i dont know any gay dudes who would be much impressed by that shit either. Seriously. I think they are lying about the broad appeal of this beyond the princess asian boys...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:10 PM (r7Ddb)

371 dayum and i missed Miss T...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:11 PM (r7Ddb)

372 'Night, Coooooooool Czech, you bad bad boy. Luv u.

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:11 PM (w407e)

373 The Mole story moved fast. Update: fired http://www.mediaite.com/online/fox-news-spokesman-we-found-the-mole/

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 11:11 PM (GTbGH)

374 Thanks Jake. I'm a prospecting rockhound and packing my collection for transport. My house is for sale and I'm crossing my fingers that Boise goes through!
Posted by: KZnextzone at April 11, 2012 11:08 PM (UXEgP)


Let me know, I'm only here a few ONT's per week.

Tell all you friends Idaho sucks!


I'm done for today.
later...

Posted by: jake at April 11, 2012 11:11 PM (AZ8Mb)

375 Hey, gushk! Congrats on the baby kittehs.

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:12 PM (w407e)

376 Shape up or show me your balls!

In your face, Nancy Grace!

Fire alarm? I am your fire alarm!

If you have a problem, take it up with my butt! He's the only one who gives a crap!

Posted by: The Bureau of Catchphrases at April 11, 2012 11:14 PM (I2LwF)

377 Northern California is still so beautiful it will make you pishers weep with envy

I could show you places where the light ( coming through tall trees ) is perfect

not just nice, or pretty, or kinda cool ------ perfect

you pay a price for perfect; yes, you do......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 11, 2012 11:15 PM (Dll6b)

378 Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 11:11 PM (GTbGH)

The man looks like a complete wimp.

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 11:16 PM (tlK1P)

379 Sympathy for the kids here. My parents bought me a Teddy Ruxpin when I was a toddler. The thing was pure evil and terrified me.
In fact, it terrified any child who got it.

So to all of you morons out there who bought your kids one of those satanic talking bears...

screw you.

Posted by: C AC at April 11, 2012 11:17 PM (FJL4t)

380 383
Hey, gushk! Congrats on the baby kittehs.


Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:12 PM (w407e)


Im pretty stoked i got them to have the whole three days to nurse on mom for colosterum, and that she didnt abandon them or run off when the skunks showed up. Shes a flighty coward, but i love her.


My kid will save the babies, make sure they are tame and find them homes. Shes so good at it i tease that its her Special Talent. But im real worried about Spec. Hes a great cat even if he started out wild. I hate getting all attached scheduling the vet appts to get fixed and then having them get eaten. Thats just heartbreaking.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:17 PM (r7Ddb)

381 FOX mole-picture--

not a "chick", plays for Ace's team.

http://tinyurl.com/73yr4zu

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 11:18 PM (r2PLg)

382 [Adds pejazzling to "shit never to-do list]

Posted by: logprof at April 11, 2012 11:18 PM (ykSKg)

383 I hate getting all attached scheduling the vet appts to get fixed and then having them get eaten.

Eaten, gushk? EATEN? What the fuckity . . . (don't tell me, I can't handle it, lalalalalalalalalala).

Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:19 PM (w407e)

384 "They knew that someone, using my computer login, had accessed the sources for two videos that ended up on Gawker over the past few weeks. They couldn’t prove it entirely, but I was pretty much the only suspect. I denied it, which is why they didn’t fire me outright."

Note well potential employers the qualities of Joe Muto.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 11:19 PM (GTbGH)

385 I knew he was in the crapper spying.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 11:19 PM (r2PLg)

386 He dresses like a slimmer Andy Sullivan-card carrying lumberjack.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 11:21 PM (r2PLg)

387 I freaking knew it was a guy!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 11:21 PM (RZ8pf)

388 Peeing in a urinal when someone else is in the bathroom is a bit tricky.

I convince myself that no one else is around, and let it flow.

Posted by: HoboJerky at April 11, 2012 11:21 PM (dptRY)

389 What guy talks about bathroom decor?

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 11:22 PM (I2LwF)

390 I freaking knew it was a guy!

For a certain definition of 'guy'...

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 11:22 PM (tlK1P)

391 387 I've been out to the Eureka/Arcata area a few times. It truly is gorgeous, but you'll never get rid of the hippie smell even if you get rid of them.

Posted by: no good deed at April 11, 2012 11:23 PM (mjR67)

392 401 What guy talks about bathroom decor?
Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 11:22 PM (I2LwF)

*******

Wanna be "lumberjacks"...

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 11:23 PM (r2PLg)

393
May I ask you a question, based on your nick? I am considering escaping the lefty paradise of California for Phoenix. OK, "considering" is too weak a word. I'm selling my house, and definitely pulling up stakes, and definitely targeting Phoenix, or, really, one particular part, about 25 minutes north of Scottsdale.

We're way ahead of you, bro. We're fleeing the People's Republic for Phoenix, if that asshole house inspector doesn't torpedo the deal. No word from the "buyers" yet, after a number of days, so it doesn't look good, but if we can, we're outta here.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 11:24 PM (ajpoo)

394 Have you seen those "sexy" maids, though? Fat and tats, with a slab of fugly on the side. I can't see this venture succeeding.

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 11, 2012 11:25 PM (HueOF)

395 399 I freaking knew it was a guy!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 11:21 PM (RZ8pf)


******

I gotta say I had my doubts when "the mole" was worrying about his/her crow feet.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 11:25 PM (r2PLg)

396 Those quadrotors are very cool. Skynet is closer than you think.

Posted by: cranky-d at April 11, 2012 11:25 PM (4HDqe)

397 Is the war over yet? I want a white onion to tie to belt not ayellow one. Those yllow one are good for busting heads down the the local amvets. Whos got 5 bees for a quarter?

Posted by: GMB at April 11, 2012 11:26 PM (kPe9l)

398 #381, Toby, I saw that re the mole. Guess he didn't know that his employer would be able to track things on his computer. He sounds like kind of a maroon.

Posted by: Theresa at April 11, 2012 11:26 PM (ASzLU)

399 Good night all!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 11:26 PM (DGIjM)

400 300
Hey Splunge, welcome to AZ. I moved here after I left England, so I
understand the long grey season of cabin fever. Winters here are great.


Thank you. Perhaps we can get together for a beer sometime after I make my escape. A series of books I discovered via the Sunday Book Thread, the Iron Druid series, contains the claim that the Rula Bula Irish pub (I've omitted the accent marks that I can't remember, and don't know how to type) is a great place to enjoy a Guinness and some epic fish and chips. An afterward reassures the reader that that part is not fictional. Sounds promising.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 11:26 PM (2IW5Q)

401 Gushka....glad to hear things are going good with the new baby kitties. ....Hope your other kitty makes it home and is okay.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:27 PM (+5U+B)

402 Eaten, gushk? EATEN? What the fuckity . . . (don't tell me, I can't handle it, lalalalalalalalalala).


Posted by: Peaches at April 11, 2012 11:19 PM (w407e)


since they are feral they live in my not-entirely-secure hay barn from which they are free to come and go. Sadly i am out in an area where there are coyotes, owls, raccoons and skunks. this can be bad in the springtime... I already lost Ember and cried bitterly. I humbly ask you pray hes just hiding, freaked out by the storm, and the varmits i scared off last night, and the lady who came and stole the kittens. My nirvana hope is that hes out having a last hurrah before i have him altered next week.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:27 PM (r7Ddb)

403 405
We're way ahead
of you, bro. We're fleeing the People's Republic for Phoenix, if that
asshole house inspector doesn't torpedo the deal. No word from the
"buyers" yet, after a number of days, so it doesn't look good, but if we
can, we're outta here.


I remember. Best of luck. Hey, at least you have a buyer, sort of. All I have so far is a lot of people invading my castle to no effect.

Posted by: Splunge at April 11, 2012 11:28 PM (2IW5Q)

404 Im getting all the ferals i can round up fixed next week, come hell or high water. They can live here but to work here they have to be fixed.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:28 PM (r7Ddb)

405 Did anyone catch his third to last post...'err his first post -- where he compared himself to Bruce Willis' character in Die Hard?

LOL...hipster dork comparing himself to alpha male type. Makes me laugh every time. Are leftists even allowed to admit that they've seen Die Hard?

Anyhoo....Joe Mutto's mole career was brief and inglorious. It'd be like if Hans figured out McClane's identity in the first half hour and was so amused by his incompetence that, rather than kill him, he had his goons escort him out of the Nakatomi building; "You call yoself a New Yohk' cop, McClane?"

No Karl Winslow, no nothing.

I wanted to hear some dirt on Guilfoyle... I love the way she dances in her seat when they go to commercial on The Five....yumm. I'd hook up with her, puffy or no puff.

Posted by: sunny black at April 11, 2012 11:29 PM (0dyYY)

406 the Proximal Boner Region (also known as the Plateau of C**k).

Clap clap. You brought your raunchy a game ace!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 11, 2012 11:29 PM (R4Lb8)

407
389 Sympathy for the kids here. My parents bought me a Teddy Ruxpin when I was a toddler. The thing was pure evil and terrified me.
In fact, it terrified any child who got it.


I never got into teddy bears as a kid. At all. ....My kids didn't either. They would get teddy bears as gifts....and they never played with them.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:29 PM (+5U+B)

408 Personally, no, but I could see the appeal. Who'd pay to have Ocupooper looking skanks push a vacuum?

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 11, 2012 11:30 PM (HueOF)

409 never got into teddy bears as a kid. At all. ....My kids didn't either. They would get teddy bears as gifts....and they never played with them.
Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:29 PM (+5U+B)


Stuffed animals are only good as weapons to throw.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 11:31 PM (GULKT)

410 Bravissimo to who ever is on the Troll Patrol tonight.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2012 11:32 PM (qfooS)

411 You never know who is macho or who just pretends on his radio show.

Posted by: Fat Rush Limpcock at April 11, 2012 11:32 PM (z0HdK)

412 So suggestions for a date night movie that won't bore me to tears?

I like stereotypical guy movies, she likes stereotypical girl movies.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:32 PM (3aXbg)

413 Ha.I got @owillis to call me an idiot on Twitter.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 11:33 PM (7W3wI)

414 Bill O'Reilly... totally pejazzled.

Posted by: The Fox Mole at April 11, 2012 11:34 PM (c6Yyl)

415 18-1, well don't see Wrath of the Titans, it's kinda sucky

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 11:34 PM (7FadD)

416
California has the best climate in the nation, and some extraordinary beauty. It's the leftists that have conspired to make it a hellhole. I used to believe that that was not possible, that they couldn't possibly succeed, but my beliefs have changed about that.

Well said.

I remember. Best of luck. Hey, at least you have a buyer, sort of. All I have so far is a lot of people invading my castle to no effect.

Thanks, Splunge, and best of luck to you too. I thought the buyer had pulled our ripcord, but now I doubt it. If he were still interested, we'd have heard something by now. So back to square one...

I'm a Californian, I love California, and am royally pissed off that my beloved state has been fucked up by the liberals to the point that I have to try to leave.It makes me sick.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 11:34 PM (ajpoo)

417 oh look, it's (z0HdK) aka Clarence the tard

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 11:35 PM (7FadD)

418
Stuffed animals are only good as weapons to throw.

Or as targets, later....when BB guns came into the picture.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:35 PM (+5U+B)

419 yeah Jay I hope you make it out of there

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 11:35 PM (7FadD)

420 Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:32 PM (3aXbg)

Rambo, First Blood - part 2. I hear it is an exciting, fun-filled romp though a jungle teeming with friendly natives. Best off, nobody gets killed and hero only gets to 1st base, .

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 11:35 PM (UZ3oc)

421
>>He says his joint looks like one of Dorothy's red slippers. I don't even know what that means.

In the original book, they were silver, not ‘ruby red’. Anyway.. NOT a card carrying lumberjack.


Posted by: sickinmass at April 11, 2012 11:36 PM (bcNec)

422 Heh - I meant a rental/Netflix - not in the theaters.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:36 PM (3aXbg)

423
410Bravissimo to who ever is on the Troll Patrol tonight.

Indeed. ....Nicely done.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:38 PM (+5U+B)

424 OMG, an Ace ONT. Will I be on a government list if I post? Lurk?

I'm frightened.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 11, 2012 11:38 PM (+rBDt)

425 pelosi is a scrunt and i am stil banned from rcp

Posted by: VISZZY at April 11, 2012 11:38 PM (c/tBt)

426
yeah Jay I hope you make it out of there

Thanks, chemjeff. I hate to leave, but I'd hate to stay, too. I moved the earth to come to my beloved California, after living all over the US and in Europe, only to find that in my absence theliberals had moved here and done their best to turn it into Detroit West.

My bitterness knows no bounds. People who can fuck up California can fuck up anything. It's like turning Hawaii into a toxic waste dump.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 11:38 PM (ajpoo)

427 The most "ironic" tweet regarding the mole was David Schuster congratulating the mole for getting out of Fox.

Yes, the sme David Schuster who has hitched his wagon to Keith Olbermann. So, yes, when Keith gets fired...so does David.

But I am sure those 1 minute sports update Schuster does during the NFL season are paying big bucks.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 11, 2012 11:39 PM (OWjjx)

428 422 Heh - I meant a rental/Netflix - not in the theaters.

Jungle to Jungle, another epic jungle tale where Martin Short gives an Oscar-worthy monologue to a dead pet fish.

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 11:39 PM (UZ3oc)

429 and I hope all of the rest of our fleeing morons make a successful escape

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 11:39 PM (7FadD)

430
412 So suggestions for a date night movie that won't bore me to tears?I like stereotypical guy movies, she likes stereotypical girl movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:32 PM (3aXbg)


I think ace has mentioned Bridesmaids as actually being funny, and maybe having enough to satisfy men and women. I've never seen it so I don't know.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 11:39 PM (GULKT)

431 What's going on in Canada these days, gives me hope for places like California. ....It was circling the drain of liberal fuckholery, and seems to be recovering now.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:41 PM (+5U+B)

432 I saw Bridesmaids - it does have a really disgusting potty humor scene in the middle, so be warned

Posted by: chemjeff at April 11, 2012 11:41 PM (7FadD)

433 For the first time in almost a decade, sky-watchers this week will be able to see all five naked-eye planets over the course of one night for several nights in a row.

The classical naked-eye planets—Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn—can be seen easily without optical aids and so have been known since ancient times.

But the quintet hasn't appeared together during a single night since 2004.

What's more, this week's parade of planets will be joined in the nighttime skies by the waxing crescent to waxing gibbous moon and the superbright stars Sirius and Canopus.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 11, 2012 11:43 PM (e8kgV)

434 427 More than he's worth.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 11:43 PM (7W3wI)

435 So, this company's website allows you to search for job openings, but to do anything you have to sign in. Fair enough. But if you sign in and then try to search, it signs you out again!

Posted by: Alex at April 11, 2012 11:43 PM (tlK1P)

436 I saw Bridesmaids - it does have a really disgusting potty humor scene in the middle, so be warned
***
Why does Hollywood do that? Not Another Teen Movie, for example, was hilarious - but the potty humor scene in the middle was just disgusting.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:44 PM (3aXbg)

437 When I was a kid, I got raped by a Purple Panda.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 11, 2012 11:45 PM (Bughn)

438 @433

Soon.

Posted by: The Mayans at April 11, 2012 11:45 PM (c6Yyl)

439 " So suggestions for a date night movie that won't bore me to tears?I like stereotypical guy movies, she likes stereotypical girl movies"

I guess it kind of depends on how many dates you've had with her already. If it's a first date situation I usually don't recommend a movie. That's a couple of hours of fairly non-interactive time.

If you been on more than one date, the sappiest girl movie on the planet is the way to go - something with tons of huggy kissy crap.

It's two hours of mind numbing hell to sit through, but worth it afterwards. Keep in mind however I've only had 2 or 3 official dates in the last decade and a half.. lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 11, 2012 11:46 PM (R5yLq)

440
@18-1

Date night movie suggestion....."Red" with Bruce Willis. ...It's a love story, with lots of cool action scenes.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:47 PM (+5U+B)

441 +++Breaking News+++
Gerald Riviera was caught listening to Rosetta Stone Spanish disks along with Ned Holness.
Mole news pending

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 11:47 PM (lxc0s)

442 Zimmerman better find himself a smart Jew lawyer and fast. That putz he hired is for shit.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 11, 2012 11:48 PM (Bughn)

443 this week's parade of planets will be joined in the nighttime skies by the waxing crescent to waxing gibbous moon

Even the night sky is getting Brazilians!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 11, 2012 11:49 PM (HfzId)

444 you don't have to worry about getting any of it stuck in her braces.

Actually it plays dental floss dometimes

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 11, 2012 11:49 PM (R4Lb8)

445 Stuck: How did the Victory Meeting with Che-Boy and the Che-Bots go? Or is the report in a different thread?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 11, 2012 11:49 PM (FNjrG)

446 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 11, 2012 11:49 PM (R4Lb

*shivers*. Note to self - never floss again.

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 11:50 PM (UZ3oc)

447
So, this company's website allows you to search for job openings, but to
do anything you have to sign in. Fair enough. But if you sign in and
then try to search, it signs you out again!
***
Well, you know they need more QA people.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:50 PM (3aXbg)

448 The "Flash Gordon" blu-ray is pretty damned awesome. It's still a stupid movie, but it looks FABULOUS. Which I guess ties in with the evening's theme.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 11, 2012 11:51 PM (i0App)

449
Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 11, 2012 11:46 PM (R5yLq)


How did Day 1 of the tyrannical reign of SoS over the commie douchebags go?

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 11:51 PM (GULKT)

450 Did Joe Muto go full retard? That's the problem. Cuz you know, you should never go full retard.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 11, 2012 11:51 PM (/E3ql)

451 Another movie suggestion - Twilight.

Posted by: Crab People at April 11, 2012 11:52 PM (UZ3oc)

452 LOL! I just saw BOR on Fox, talking to Dennis Miller (love that guy!) about the war on women. Miller makes the remark that if there is a war on women and if it is over contraceptives, he thought it should be called the Trojan war. Must have gone completely over BOR's punkin head, or maybe he didn't want to acknowledge what Miller said, for some reason, and he starts up with "that's an interesting analogy to the Trojan Horse." The look on Miller's face was PRICELESS!

Posted by: Theresa at April 11, 2012 11:52 PM (ASzLU)

453 "What's going on in Canada these days, gives me hope for places like California. ....It was circling the drain of liberal fuckholery, and seems to be recovering now."

I'm rather hoping the same thing will happen here in the States eventually. That people will wake up and realize that if they don't pull their heads out of their collective asses quick their won't be anymore free money train.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 11, 2012 11:53 PM (R5yLq)

454 3. How they treat investment income

Aunt Sally in Dubuque lives off her savings. Her taxes should be relatively simple. But good luck with that.

She has money invested in blue-chip companies like AT&T and Wal-Mart. Her stock dividends are taxed at 15% or less. Meanwhile her bond coupons are taxed at ordinary income rates up to 35%. It's crazy.

Yes, I know the corporations get a break on their bond payments. But what's up with that?

Now try this: Aunt Sally can pay lower taxes on the money she makes from bonds -- but only if she sells them after a year for a long-term capital gain. If she hangs on and keeps clipping the coupons, she gets whacked with higher taxes.

The tax treatment of investment income is arbitrary and stupid. We treat debt and equity differently for companies and investors. It's irrational. The rules encourage debt. And we treat long-term capital gains better than short-term ones. That's absurd. We only buy securities because we think they are undervalued. Why is it better if they rise in price slowly instead of quickly?

It doesn't end there. Why should you pay income tax on zero-coupon bonds last year just because they rose in value -- even if you didn't sell them or pocket any income? If that's the rule, why shouldn't you pay income tax on your Apple stock? Instead you don't even have to pay capital gains tax, until you sell.

Make the rules simple, rational and clear.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 11, 2012 11:53 PM (e8kgV)

455 I liked Red. Of course Bruce Willis seems to only make good movies anymore...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:53 PM (3aXbg)

456
455 I liked Red. Of course Bruce Willis seems to only make good movies anymore...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:53 PM (3aXbg)


He's in the GI Joe sequel so that might end this summer

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2012 11:54 PM (GULKT)

457 448 I like it for some reason.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 11:55 PM (7W3wI)

458 Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Is pretty good for a date movie. Its cute romantic and funny and has some good fight scenes. And no disgusting potty humour. Neither Grim nor i can Stand bridesmaids, we found it mutually offensive. He thought it was a disgusting chick movie with gratuitous gross out. I thought it was unfunny and dumb.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:55 PM (r7Ddb)

459 Tex Jew , a twitter account running earlier i presumed to be a real zimmerman twitter account

He asked for Alan Dershowitz to help him.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 11:55 PM (TomZ9)

460 Another movie suggestion - Twilight.
***
Hmm, suddenly pejazzling doesn't sound so bad...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:55 PM (3aXbg)

461 I never watch Geraldo. ....But I'll bet he's all over this Martin/Zimmerman story. ....But he's usually on the side of the Hispanic person, since he is too. ....I wonder if he is sacrificing that on the altar of political correctness this time.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 11:57 PM (+5U+B)

462 How they treat investment income

***
Along those lines, every company I've worked for spends as much of its efforts on avoiding American taxes/regulations as it does doing anything else.

It is absurd how many jobs, AND TAX INCOME, America's high taxes and extreme regulatory regime is costing us...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:58 PM (3aXbg)

463 http://tinyurl.com/7l43okj

In Memory of Ronnie Montrose.

Posted by: sTevo at April 11, 2012 11:58 PM (VMcEw)

464 460
Another movie suggestion - Twilight.
***
Hmm, suddenly pejazzling doesn't sound so bad...


Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2012 11:55 PM (3aXbg)


Twilight is a fate worse than death. DONT DO IT

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 11, 2012 11:58 PM (r7Ddb)

465 Possible Date Movie-
"The Thomas Crown Affair"- remake with Pierce Brosno, Rene Russo and Denis Leary. Decent caper film, and Russo is hot as all get out.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 11, 2012 11:59 PM (lxc0s)

466 Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 11, 2012 11:46 PM (R5yLq)

Hey, SoS -- how'd your day go with the Super Troopers?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 12:00 AM (kaalw)

467 this 3ds is fucking amazing. How did I pass this up for so long

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 12:01 AM (7F9i5)

468 oh I missed the SOS latest with Che boy. What is going on?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:02 AM (7FadD)

469 Prediction: The Murder-2 case against Zimmerman implodes.

This is assuming that Zimmerman gets good legal counsel, and can hold on long enough.

Given the way Fat Al and his Fools (more than a few of them in the CBC) are pushing people around, I think that very many other people are tired of them, and unless Zimmerman really screwed up, will vote Not Guilty on all charges.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 12, 2012 12:03 AM (FNjrG)

470
468 oh I missed the SOS latest with Che boy. What is going on?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:02 AM (7FadD)


SoS got promoted yesterday and was starting today as the new supervisor of cheboy's group.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2012 12:03 AM (GULKT)

471 I pejazzled myself one time with a staple gun and a assortment of cut outs from a Denny's kid menu. Not many people seemed to be so impressed then as I'd imagine they would be know.

Posted by: Heftyjo at April 12, 2012 12:04 AM (ZY2ax)

472 If it's a first date situation I usually don't recommend a movie. That's a couple of hours of fairly non-interactive time.
-------------------
No shit. Why would you go out with a girl you're interested in and spend 2 hours not talking to her?First date = Movie. Um, yeah...no.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 12, 2012 12:05 AM (+rBDt)

473 Good evening 'rons and 'ettes. Wow, closing in on 500 comments. What'd I miss??

Posted by: zeera at April 12, 2012 12:06 AM (wwuGd)

474 So the drain water is brown. I need to brush my teeth. The city says its just dirt (or at least every time before they have).

Do I risk putting the water through my portable filter and brush my teeth with it?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2012 12:06 AM (3aXbg)

475
Back on the post about the woman who's gonna get those damned PINK SKINS, I like how WSTP offers "UP TO THE MINUTE NEWS on TRAYVON MARTiN" with a picture of Trayvon Martin... when he was 12 years old.
Up to the minute!

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 12, 2012 12:06 AM (tsC/8)

476 Not a first date. Hopefully the movie will mostly just be background noise after a while - so something that starts good is more important then something that is good throughout.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2012 12:08 AM (3aXbg)

477 Flash Gordon or Flesh Gordon?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2012 12:08 AM (6RnvM)

478 Can someone explain these state bills defining pregnancy as occurring some time period (NPI) before conception? What is going on? Everything I've read is from liberal friends on FB so I want to get some other perspective here.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2012 12:09 AM (FwSz9)

479
469Prediction: The Murder-2 case against Zimmerman implodes.


This is assuming that Zimmerman gets good legal counsel, and can hold on long enough.


Yep. ....I think the biggest clue is the fact that the officers on the scene chose not to arrest him, and saw it as self defense. .....What reason would they have, to avoid arresting him? It's not like he's a big VIP or something.

Posted by: wheatie at April 12, 2012 12:09 AM (+5U+B)

480 "UP TO THE MINUTE NEWS on TRAYVON MARTiN" with a picture of Trayvon Martin... when he was 12 years old.
***
It would be funny to go get high school year book pictures of the spouses of various State Media talking heads and put them up while asking "How you is to young? Is [State Media Talking Head name] violating statutory rape charges?"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2012 12:11 AM (3aXbg)

481
474So the drain water is brown. I need to brush my teeth. The city says its just dirt (or at least every time before they have).


Do I risk putting the water through my portable filter and brush my teeth with it?


If it's just dirt, then yeah....the filter should take it out. ....But boiling it might be a good thing too.

Posted by: wheatie at April 12, 2012 12:13 AM (+5U+B)

482 If I had a son he'd know how to give you a Brozilian.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 12, 2012 12:14 AM (FcR7P)

483 lol, fanboys still crying that the Vita breaking the 9k mark in sales in Japan

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:14 AM (M8yfa)

484 479

469Prediction: The Murder-2 case against Zimmerman implodes.


This is assuming that Zimmerman gets good legal counsel, and can hold on long enough.


Slight nuance -- the Murder-2 case against Zimmerman implodes after the election.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 12:14 AM (kaalw)

485 Dershowitz just went off on gz's original lawyers. See if he'll take the case.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 12, 2012 12:14 AM (R4Lb8)

486 About 2100 tonight I ran out to Zaxby's for a salad and swung the circle back over the Hart Bridge.

It's a friggin zoo over there. I'm sure the residents at the condo building next door to the courthouse are thrilled with all the bright lights and commotion down there. It will be even more fun in the morning since the assholes have parked their news vans in the middle of the roadways.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 12, 2012 12:16 AM (piMMO)

487 SoS got promoted yesterday and was starting today as the new supervisor of cheboy's group.

HA srsly? whoa, that is some serious karmic justice right there

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:16 AM (7FadD)

488 First date = Movie. Um, yeah...no.

isn't that the traditional thing to do on a first date? what else do you recommend?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:18 AM (7FadD)

489 Dick Cheney called, the shiny bits on the Warcock are embedded bear teeth. And he didn't start at the front of the bear.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2012 12:18 AM (onSRg)

490
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 12, 2012 12:16 AM (piMMO)

You live there, NDH? ....Wow, I didn't know that. Stay safe, you. ....With all that high octane race baiting shit going on, keep a safe distance.

Posted by: wheatie at April 12, 2012 12:19 AM (+5U+B)

491 Back on the post about the woman who's gonna get those damned PINK
SKINS, I like how WSTP offers "UP TO THE MINUTE NEWS on TRAYVON MARTiN"
with a picture of Trayvon Martin... when he was 12 years old.

****

More up to the minute news!!!

http://bit.ly/GXYIcT

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 12, 2012 12:19 AM (piMMO)

492 You live there, NDH? ....Wow, I didn't know that. Stay safe, you.
....With all that high octane race baiting shit going on, keep a safe
distance.

***

Hell no! I'm in Jax and it's even a circus here now! The downtown are all around the courthouse is jammed with news vans.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 12, 2012 12:21 AM (piMMO)

493
485Dershowitz just went off on gz's original lawyers. See if he'll take the case.

I hope he tore into them. I've never seen such a sleazy thing done, as what they did to Zimmerman. .....And here's hoping Dershowitz takes the case. That would be cool.

Posted by: wheatie at April 12, 2012 12:22 AM (+5U+B)

494 isn't that the traditional thing to do on a first date? what else do you recommend?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:18 AM (7FadD)

mini golf and the pub

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:22 AM (M8yfa)

495 "SoS got promoted yesterday and was starting today as the new supervisor of cheboy's group."

Ok, well first I have the team meeting this morning. It was a lot like walking into a room full of long tailed cats and filling it with rocking chairs.

If anyone needs a brick or two I have some, they were shit out by Che-boy and company this morning when they discovered who their new supervisor was going to be none other than yours truly.

So I start the meeting, ask them to hold all their questions to the end. I introduce myself, very basic background, etc.

Quick power point presentation - just something I threw together the night before. When it comes to stuff like this I figure if it takes longer than 10 minutes to get through from beginning to end you screwed up. Nobody wants to look at slides for an hour. Not even the people in the slides.

So I give them basically the gist of the situation. I've been brought in to turn the team around. Our numbers would have to improve dramatically to come up to the level of "wow, we suck". See chart A. Notice how every other team has a nice big box in most categories. Notice how our team has a tiny little sliver in comparison.

So, I let them know the MD has tasked me with turning this around, and that the time frame were working with here is limited. She's asked me to submit a list of people that I'm planning to keep in the next two weeks. Anyone not on the list will be looking for work.

You could have heard a pin drop. In fact I'm pretty sure the only sound I heard in the room was a couple of quiet gasps and one rather weak whimper. After that, dead silence.

Since I had their attention let them know that as far as I'm concerned anything that had happened before today would have no bearing on that decision, for anyone. As far as I was concerned today was day one and this is where we would start keeping score.

I let them know I'd be meeting with each of them individually so we could work on techniques that would help them get their scores up. I also let them know that while I'm sure someone would try to blame external factors like system issues, etc - well those excuses weren't going to fly because every other team has to deal with those same issues, and every other team is crushing us in every single metric.

So I gave them a couple of quick handouts I'd slapped together with just simple, common sense stuff I wanted them to think about on every call. Then I turned over the floor to questions.

I didn't get any. Lol.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:23 AM (R5yLq)

496 isn't that the traditional thing to do on a first date? what else do you recommend?

Handie in the break room.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 12:24 AM (HfzId)

497 Jay, I fled California 20 years ago for Alaska. Great state, buy a cheep condo in AZ for for winter if needed, but live in an amazing state for the other 10 months. Yeah, I know winter here is more than 2 months, however there is plenty to do

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 12, 2012 12:25 AM (GpPoV)

498 @478 SFGoth,
Instead of worrying about a President who is causing race tensions, appeasing Iran, raking up huge debt and having failed economic policies, the Republicans are more worried about abortion. This is all Republicans care about and that's why their elected officials are creating these bills. The average Republican is more concerned about abortion and porn than having money in their pocket.

I'm glad I left that party.

Posted by: Capone at April 12, 2012 12:26 AM (pvuUD)

499 Japan Vita number totals

Vita week 1: 324,859



Vita weeks 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17: 326,562

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:26 AM (M8yfa)

500 so it sounds like Che Boy is going to be looking for work in 2 weeks

and SOS gets to be the one to fire him!

aww too bad so sad LOL

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:26 AM (7FadD)

501 "HA srsly? whoa, that is some serious karmic justice right there"

Lol.. it's a kick in the ass alright. I've basically been tasked with doing what I can to make sure that Che-boy and the bots still have jobs in two weeks. It is a weird ass world.. lol.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:26 AM (R5yLq)

502 I didn't get any. Lol.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:23 AM (R5yLq)


So, you cut the part about second prize being a Ginsu knife set, added PowerPoint, but kept to the basic format....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 12:26 AM (kaalw)

503 Capone you seem very "concerned"

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:27 AM (7FadD)

504 @485 bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits
I hope he does. These charges are bogus.

Posted by: Capone at April 12, 2012 12:27 AM (pvuUD)

505 I love the pic accompanying the headline over at Drudge:

Dem Op: Romney Wife Never Worked a Day in Life

It's a photo of her and Mitt with five kids between them. Because, you know, nothing says "war on women" quite like attacking a homemaker.


OT, but Ashley Judd now on Kimmel and looks gorgeous.

the bitch.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 12, 2012 12:28 AM (piMMO)

506 "so it sounds like Che Boy is going to be looking for work in 2 weeks

and SOS gets to be the one to fire him!"

Lol.. well if I do my job well enough he'll get to keep his, assuming he can follow instructions and just knuckle down and do the work.

If not, then ya, he's gone. But since I am his team lead now it's my job to give him the tools he needs to succeed and to do what I can to help him. Yes, God does exist - and he has a really messed up sense of humor. Lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:28 AM (R5yLq)

507 @503chemjeff
Yes I am pissed off that Obama is getting away with tyrannical Marxism and the GOP is worried about abortion. I am very concerned when you have a potential dictator and the opposition is lame.

Posted by: Capone at April 12, 2012 12:29 AM (pvuUD)

508 well I have to go to bed, but it was worth it to stay up to hear how Che Boy is now in the same place where SOS was a little while ago, wondering if he was going to have a job at all in the near future

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:29 AM (7FadD)

509 @SoS .....Congrats on the promotion, man. ....That is very cool. I know you will do well. That MD is a smart lady to have recognized your talent.

Posted by: wheatie at April 12, 2012 12:29 AM (+5U+B)

510 I'm a gamer, but I wasn't gonna buy a Vita

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 12:30 AM (7F9i5)

511 Lol.. well if I do my job well enough he'll get to keep his, assuming he
can follow instructions and just knuckle down and do the work.


that is a big assumption

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:30 AM (7FadD)

512 "So, you cut the part about second prize being a Ginsu knife set, added PowerPoint, but kept to the basic format...."

Yup, pretty much. I didn't get a chance to mention that they would not be getting a copy of our home game but hopefully that was just understood.

The old supervisor they had left a serious mess behind. He somehow managed to do less work than they did - it's a total disaster.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:30 AM (R5yLq)

513 Quick power point presentation - just something I threw together the night before.

So you went in ... prepared. Good choice.I'm guessing that you presented the 8th revision prepration Prepartion...

Congratulations on a job well done. But be careful anyway.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 12, 2012 12:30 AM (FNjrG)

514 Capone oh fuck off with your fake concern trolling

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:31 AM (7FadD)

515 @SoS -- how often can you generate those stats? Maybe a daily "newspaper" showing how each one is doing compared to the average might help. After all, as Warren Buffett used to say before he went senile, "you manage what you measure".

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 12:31 AM (kaalw)

516 now I am really going to bed
congratulations SOS and good luck

Posted by: chemjeff at April 12, 2012 12:32 AM (7FadD)

517 Worst date movie ever: Sleepers (Kevin Bacon)

She picked it, and not only did it retroactively erase the relationship from both of our lives, but the ripples sent out in time have destroyed my love life ever since, and I suspect that my early teen infatuations now never really happened, all the way back to my first game of "doctors and nurses."

If you see that movie on a date, love will be erased from your life, beginning to end. Be warned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 12:32 AM (bxiXv)

518 "that is a big assumption"

Ok, not betting on it myself.. lol - but if he does put in the effort then I'll give him the same benefit of the doubt I'd give anyone of the rest. Granted, I still think he's a twerp - but he's also part of my team and thus my responsibility, at least for now.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:33 AM (R5yLq)

519 I'm a gamer, but I wasn't gonna buy a Vita

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 12:30 AM (7F9i5)

yeah, still waiting for games....hell, any new games to be announced. And unlike Nintendo, they can't go into panic mode since they have no first party games (that haven't bombed yet) and they are way too broke to take an even bigger loss on the Vita

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:33 AM (M8yfa)

520 "@SoS -- how often can you generate those stats? Maybe a daily "newspaper" showing how each one is doing compared to the average might help. After all, as Warren Buffett used to say before he went senile, "you manage what you measure"."

Yup, I can generate stats daily from the day before. I more or less plan on daily coaching sessions (they started today) and I'll go over their stats, show them how to improve this category or that one - start with one category at a time and more or less retrain them from the ground up.

The supes are supposed to have coaching sessions with people at least twice a month - I found out today their old supe hadn't had one with them in close to a year. They were just signing the forms and not bothering with doing the actual work.

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:36 AM (R5yLq)

521 hmm only deal on MI4 next week is the three disc version on release day for $20 at Best Buy

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:36 AM (M8yfa)

522 Yes, God does exist - and he has a really messed up sense of humor. Lol
Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:28 AM (R5yLq)


There are a few ancient traditions that surmise that God appoints an "avatar" to manage daily events, selected from the faithful.

In such a world, one could imagine certain folk being tapped on the shoulder after the shrug off the mortal coil and brought to a place of high honor to look after the place.

So right now, the universe is actually being managed by someone selected by God for their grace and good humor.

Man, I wish Groucho Marx had lived forever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 12:37 AM (bxiXv)

523 Worst date movie ever: Sleepers (Kevin Bacon)


I always confuse Sleepers with Flatliners.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 12:37 AM (HfzId)

524 Congrats on the promotion SoS - though it sure looks like some of the oddest circumstances I could imagine. So, of course, you must be punished. Make those slackers productive, or you have to fire them!

Posted by: 141Driver at April 12, 2012 12:38 AM (/E3ql)

525 BTW, I have yet to ever, EVER look at another dork at a urinal.

Posted by: CoolCzech


Yea but they weren't shining before.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2012 12:38 AM (onSRg)

526 I always confuse Sleepers with Flatliners.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 12:37 AM (HfzId)

two great films but man did Flatliners age horribly

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:38 AM (M8yfa)

527 517
Worst date movie ever: Sleepers (Kevin Bacon)



She picked it, and not only did it retroactively erase the
relationship from both of our lives, but the ripples sent out in time
have destroyed my love life ever since, and I suspect that my early teen
infatuations now never really happened, all the way back to my first
game of "doctors and nurses."



If you see that movie on a date, love will be erased from your life, beginning to end. Be warned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 12:32 AM (bxiXv)


I may have that one beat.

So, odd autobiographical factoid -- IRL, I've never had a relationship with a woman younger than myself. Probably has to do with skipping second grade and graduating High School at 16.....but, anyway -- I had a serious relationship with a woman 3 days my senior, then another woman 3 years older, then 7 years, then 11 years.....and I thought the progression was getting a little too obvious, so I took a break for a while. A couple of years later, I met someone who might have potential and asked her to see a flick. We randomly selected one that seemed well thought-of, and off we went.

It was "Dangerous Liasons". I remember driving her back to her place, both of us hunched against the doors of the car trying to maintain as much space between us as possible.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 12:44 AM (kaalw)

528 What do the dems not get about the women's movement giving women
choices. Like they never understood that "a woman's right to choose"
meant she could choose to abort the child or have the child, sarah palin
chose to have the child. They never quite got that, they couldn't
fathom it. Couldn't understand the selflessness of someone opting to
raise a child who was in their mind, not perfect.



Fast forward and we have the same problem. Hillary Clinton couched it
in not staying home and baking cookies. As if any dimwit could do that
and she was no dimwit. The comment showed a complete lack of respect
for women who are stay at home moms. Well the obama campaign and the
DNC are doing it again. They knocked Zimmerman right off the top with
this headline: "She has never worked a day in her life". Above the
line drudge has a family picture of the romney family. (Wow, young
romney looks just like the eldest son, so he has hope, they obviously
get better with age)



So, not only are they knocking the American family but they are knocking
women who CHOOSE, CHOOSE to be stay at home moms. They are once again
failing to realize that the women's movement gave women choices and some
would choose to stay home and raise their family. Some might realize
they were not equipped to maintain a job and raise a family and give
their all to both. Instead of applauding these women for knowing
themselves and making choices right for them and their families, they
are now attacking them. This doesn't seem like a good political move,
aren't the soccer moms we are told decide the election, mostly stay at
home moms?

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 12:45 AM (oZfic)

529 "So right now, the universe is actually being managed by someone selected by God for their grace and good humor. "

Well if you run into that guy send him my way, I can use all the help I can get. I'm stranded on my own little island of misfit toys at the moment. Lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:45 AM (R5yLq)

530 But then one day while I was urinating I saw the words 'Just say no to
drugs' in the urinal and I realized what I'd been doing wrong all my
life!"


It's probably more effective when you read it face down in the urinal.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2012 12:47 AM (onSRg)

531 "So right now, the universe is actually being managed by someone selected by God for their grace and good humor. "

I'm not finding so much humor in the occupant of the oval office at this moment

Posted by: someone at April 12, 2012 12:48 AM (bqjJT)

532 "So, not only are they knocking the American family but they are knocking
women who CHOOSE, CHOOSE to be stay at home moms. "

Welcome to the ugly face of modern day "feminism". They support your right to choose, but only if you make the choice they tell you your supposed to make. Otherwise you will be eviscerated. In a kind, caring, tolerant way of course.. lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:49 AM (R5yLq)

533 Well if you run into that guy send him my way, I can
use all the help I can get. I'm stranded on my own little island of
misfit toys at the moment. Lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:45 AM (R5yLq)


Heh. It's been years since I've seen that, but I'm picturing their sentry "Che-in-the-Box" with a t-shirt.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 12:49 AM (kaalw)

534 Apparently, nobody made the "Groucho Marx" connection.

Too subtle?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 12:51 AM (bxiXv)

535 "Heh. It's been years since I've seen that, but I'm picturing their sentry "Che-in-the-Box" with a t-shirt."

Rotfl.. well it's going to be a long time before I can watch some of the old twilight zone episodes I have recorded. At the moment I'd be watching them and saying to myself, that's not so weird. Lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:52 AM (R5yLq)

536 Real Men have LED lighting installed.

Although hiding the battery can be a pain in the ass.


I saw what you did there. Getting the x-rays back will cost you.

Posted by: Emergency room blackmailer at April 12, 2012 12:53 AM (onSRg)

537 528 What do the dems not get about the women's movement giving women
choices. Like they never understood that "a woman's right to choose"
meant she could choose to abort the child or have the child,
Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 12:45 AM (oZfic)


They're not feminists, they're Marxists.

Clear things up?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

538 "Apparently, nobody made the "Groucho Marx" connection."

They call us Morons for a reason.. lol

Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:53 AM (R5yLq)

539 Purple Panda = bad Pedobear disguise.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2012 12:54 AM (ZPDzz)

540 oZfic

When's the Pope resigning, fuckwit?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 12:54 AM (HfzId)

541 Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 12:45 AM (oZfic)


One of the other personalities wrote this post, I'm sure of it. ^--^

Posted by: Theresa at April 12, 2012 12:55 AM (ASzLU)

542 What do the dems not get about the women's movement giving women

choices. Like they never understood that "a woman's right to choose"

meant she could choose to abort the child or have the child, sarah palin

chose to have the child. They never quite got that, they couldn't

fathom it. Couldn't understand the selflessness of someone opting to

raise a child who was in their mind, not perfect.

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 12:45 AM (oZfic)


They've never believed in choices. There is only one true path, and that is the one that they are on. Everyone else is scum and too stupid to be worth their time. Part of it is because they are jealous. The corporate ladder climbing career woman looks at the housewife with three kids and is jealous, and lashes out.

Posted by: Alex at April 12, 2012 12:57 AM (tlK1P)

543 There's no consequence to trolling.

That's why trolls are taking over the entire world.

That reminds me of another bad date movie - Battlefield Earth!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 12:58 AM (bxiXv)

544 http://tinyurl.com/chnyqnk

also, the way that the Pens lost was fucking bullshit

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 12:59 AM (M8yfa)

545 Based on recent trauma, I can't imagine Showgirls being a good date movie.

Then again, I can't really imagine asking someone out to see Showgirls.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:00 AM (HfzId)

546 Sleepers. What a great flick.

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 01:00 AM (7F9i5)

547 That's why trolls are taking over the entire world.

Ah ha,, that's why they build all them bridges to nowhere... built for the trolls to live under..


Congrats SoS,, glad to see your getting so much "positive" for your rewards of battle...and winning..

Posted by: beanervt at April 12, 2012 01:02 AM (KZLoo)

548 1st date? Contra dancing. Seriously. The dances are usually friendly, they teach you each dance beforehand, you change up partners which means you get to see her interact with other people, you can always sit out a dance if you are having a good conversation and if there is an awkward pause, you just jump into the next dance!

Posted by: Alex at April 12, 2012 01:02 AM (tlK1P)

549 Good evening.

Holy crap, did Ace just do an ONT?

We're all going to die, aren't we?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:04 AM (4ixH5)

550 We're all going to die, aren't we?

Move a skooch to your left, please ...

Posted by: SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 01:05 AM (HfzId)

551 Gah! No! No! Never! I will always be a happy Neanderthal!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 12, 2012 01:06 AM (cujSl)

552 I have as much interest in dancing as I do in stapling my eyelids to a wildebeest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:06 AM (bxiXv)

553 549
Good evening.

Holy crap, did Ace just do an ONT?

We're all going to die, aren't we?


Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:04 AM (4ixH5)


No, he didn't "just" do one -- it was several hours (and 548 comments) ago.....and some of us might already be dead.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:06 AM (kaalw)

554 Posted by: Alex at April 12, 2012 01:02 AM (tlK1P)

Alex, I so agree! One of my roomies in CA set me up with a friend of her boyfriend's on NY Eve, and we went to a dance in San Jose. It was kind of a dance and a lesson in doing the different dances We learned basic steps to all of these dances and we'd change partners often. The four of us had so much fun. Best blind date I'd ever been on, and we all know how those can go!

Posted by: Theresa at April 12, 2012 01:07 AM (ASzLU)

555 498
@478 SFGoth,
Instead of worrying about a President who is causing
race tensions, appeasing Iran, raking up huge debt and having failed
economic policies, the Republicans are more worried about abortion. This
is all Republicans care about and that's why their elected officials
are creating these bills. The average Republican is more concerned about
abortion and porn than having money in their pocket.

I'm glad I left that party.


Posted by: Capone

///
Are these bills really that over-the-top? What on Earth is thinking behind this? Trying to make sure Obama stays in office? Is this how they get back at Romney, by proxy???

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2012 01:08 AM (FwSz9)

556
Posted by: StuckonStupid at April 12, 2012 12:23 AM (R5yLq)

Be the Breitbart...
Rock on, Stuck. Rock on.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:09 AM (4ixH5)

557 552
I have as much interest in dancing as I do in stapling my eyelids to a wildebeest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:06 AM (bxiXv)


There are a few odder things to contemplate doing.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6WjfuxfIiw

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:09 AM (kaalw)

558 549
Good evening.

Holy crap, did Ace just do an ONT?

We're all going to die, aren't we?


Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:04 AM (4ixH5)

Nope. We all die when Ace reads the blog.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 12, 2012 01:11 AM (1grxW)

559 Move a skooch to your left, please ...


Posted by: SMOD 2012 at April 12, 2012 01:05 AM (HfzId)

Would it help if I wore this big brightly colored target?






and some of us might already be dead.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:06 AM (kaalw)

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange eons even death may die. \m/

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:11 AM (4ixH5)

560 http://tinyurl.com/chnyqnk

So based on the "Mr.Blonde" comment from that video, I watched a clip from Reservoir Dogs.

Man, Buscemi et al look young.

Which means I'm that much older too.

Dammit.

/throws back another Crown Royal

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:11 AM (HfzId)

561 Obamas just jealous
Look at the Piltdown Man he's stuck with.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at April 12, 2012 01:11 AM (z8HSj)

562
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:11 AM (HfzId)

well, most in the flick were pretty young when they did it

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 01:14 AM (M8yfa)

563 I prefer watching nano quadrotors to having my junk blinged. Or bejazzled. Or whatever you kids call it nowadays.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 12, 2012 01:14 AM (sdi6R)

564 Nope. We all die when Ace reads the blog.


Posted by: MrCaniac at April 12, 2012 01:11 AM (1grxW)

Shit. We're all gonna live forever.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:14 AM (4ixH5)

565 I lash out because I hate my squeaky, high voice.

Posted by: Capon at April 12, 2012 01:15 AM (Usk3+)

566 People read the blog?

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 01:16 AM (7F9i5)

567 566
People read the blog?

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 01:16 AM (7F9i5)

No, just the comments.

Posted by: MrCaniac, this ones for AB at April 12, 2012 01:18 AM (1grxW)

568 Way to go, HBO!

http://tinyurl.com/85co6r8

What looks like an 8 year old sucking on a plastic cock.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

569 People read the blog?

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 01:16 AM (7F9i5)

I read it yesterday!
The Ashley Judd post was cool.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

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Gallant goes
to bed early so that he can get up early in the morning to do his chores

Goofus goes
to bed late at night so that he can watch porn on Cinemax

Posted by: Highlights for Children, June 1997 at April 12, 2012 01:19 AM (1grxW)

571 OK, no copy and paste from Word any more.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, June 1997 at April 12, 2012 01:20 AM (1grxW)

572 What looks like an 8 year old sucking on a plastic cock.


Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

and in the context of the bit, it was pretty funny

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 01:20 AM (M8yfa)

573 People read the blog?

It's occasionally useful, although the incidence of accidental lesbian pr0n links has reduced catastrophically...

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:21 AM (HfzId)

574 Goofus goes
to bed late at night so that he can watch porn on Cinemax

Posted by: Highlights for Children, June 1997 at April 12, 2012 01:19 AM (1grxW)

That was me as a lad.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

575 Robert wonders why no one follows his links.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:22 AM (bxiXv)

576 Well, my new keyboard arrived so I have been playing with my organ all day.

Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 01:22 AM (ufJKx)

577 87
The shout-out for "justice for Trayvon" was a tell. Wonder what Intrade is posting on GZ?

If I were Zimmerman's legal counsel I would play that video to every prospective juror during voir dire and then ask them if they could still be impartial toward the defendant.

I would then argue to the judge that the stupid "special" prosecutor had dropped a turd into the jury pool when she appeared on TV.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 12, 2012 01:23 AM (SV4OI)

578 Gallant wakes up early and places his soiled tissues in the trashcan before making his bed

Goofus wakes up late and leaves his beat sock on his nightstand for his mother to wash

Posted by: Highlights for Children, July 1997 at April 12, 2012 01:23 AM (1grxW)

579 OH MY GOD!!!!!

I hate to be a fan boy, but this is the first Ewok ace Overnight I can recall seeing in An Age.


Damn, this is like birthday present time.

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (+wxCD)

580 Just got home - what a day.

Banking friend tells me ... Nope ain't gonna go there too depressing.

Now where did I put my lighter.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (FZgLr)

581 What in God's name was post number 570?
Please unfuck yourself....

Posted by: navybrat at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (r5oVM)

582 The on good thing about the media circus in Florida, is that the search for an uncontaminated jury may finally lead us to discover life on other planets.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (bxiXv)

583 Robert wonders why no one follows his links.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:22 AM (bxiXv)

I got it from Drudge. It's Drudge approved!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

584 Well, I just tripped over this little piece of awesome while rollerskating -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1feature=endscreenv=Z5pQGtzePUA

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (kaalw)

585 Fucking Avengers!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2012 01:25 AM (+wxCD)

586 571
OK, no copy and paste from Word any more.


Posted by: Highlights for Children, June 1997 at April 12, 2012 01:20 AM (1grxW)


Please.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:26 AM (kaalw)

587 Google Avengers Trailer #2

fucking sweet!

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2012 01:26 AM (+wxCD)

588 I got it from Drudge. It's Drudge approved!
Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)


In other words, you assure me someone else says you're trustworthy?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:27 AM (bxiXv)

589 not an ad

not being paid

LOVE comic book movies

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2012 01:27 AM (+wxCD)

590 really hoping Dark Souls for the pc isn't full priced. Also hoping they remove GFWL but I figure I'll get screwed on both accounts

Posted by: The Dude at April 12, 2012 01:28 AM (M8yfa)

591 Wow, Reservoir Dogs is 20 years old this year.



I mean, 20 years young.

Right, Kurzweil, you fucking tease?

Who's that other life-extension futurist, the guy with the amazing beard? He'd better deliver too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:28 AM (HfzId)

592 Been at the office 12 hours, wife calls says we need milk.
And ice cream.

Nice.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 12, 2012 01:29 AM (FZgLr)

593
Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 12, 2012 01:23 AM (SV4OI)

I can't help but wonder if that's what they're trying to do. The Jackson/Sharpton-esque rhetoric? Murder 2? Come on, manslaughter, maybe, but I couldn't convict a guy on murder 2 and put him away for life on the evidence that's available. They're gonna have to get the 12 stupidest people they can find I guess.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:32 AM (4ixH5)

594 Just saw Santelli's rant over at legal insurrection.

I'd love to see some of that in the campaign - but I won't hold out much hope.

Posted by: someone at April 12, 2012 01:32 AM (bqjJT)

595 Who's that other life-extension futurist, the guy with the amazing beard? He'd better deliver too.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:28 AM (HfzId)


My guess would be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:32 AM (kaalw)

596 Who's that other life-extension futurist, the guy with the amazing beard? He'd better deliver too.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:28 AM (HfzId)

Aubrey De Grey?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:32 AM (4ixH5)

597 "They're gonna have to get the 12 stupidest people they can find I guess."

The ones not bright enough to get out of jury duty...

Posted by: navybrat at April 12, 2012 01:32 AM (r5oVM)

598 My guess would be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

Yeah, that's the guy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:33 AM (HfzId)

599 In other words, you assure me someone else says you're trustworthy?





Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 01:27 AM (bxiXv)

I am as innocent as a little lamb. Honest injun!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:33 AM (4ixH5)

600 The ones not bright enough to get out of jury duty...


Posted by: navybrat at April 12, 2012 01:32 AM (r5oVM)

Uh...okay, Zim's fucked.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:34 AM (4ixH5)

601 Well, my new keyboard arrived so I have been playing with my organ all day.


Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 01:22 AM (ufJKx)

Don't point that thing at me!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:35 AM (4ixH5)

602 Just saw Santelli's rant over at legal insurrection.

Heh, that was pretty good.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:38 AM (HfzId)

603 I SUMMON BEAN!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/7ow2llf

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

604 598
My guess would be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

Yeah, that's the guy.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:33 AM (HfzId)


I agree he'd better hurry up -- the bastard's six months younger than I am....and if he manages to preserve his own life after I go, I plan on haunting him.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:38 AM (kaalw)

605 603
I SUMMON BEAN!!!!



http://tinyurl.com/7ow2llf

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)


All those yummy, delicious babes.....and Geddy Lee snuck into the third pic.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

606 When is a trial for Zimmerman likely to occur? What are the chances that between now and the time it rolls around everyone's been set off on 4 different succeeding squirrel chases, so that when the verdict comes in Not Guilty by Reason of Overcharging no one's still interested enough to rouse themselves to riot?

Posted by: sistrum at April 12, 2012 01:42 AM (AyryN)

607 606
When is a trial for Zimmerman likely to occur? What are the chances that
between now and the time it rolls around everyone's been set off on 4
different succeeding squirrel chases, so that when the verdict comes in
Not Guilty by Reason of Overcharging no one's still interested enough to
rouse themselves to riot?


Posted by: sistrum at April 12, 2012 01:42 AM (AyryN)


With any luck, they'll all still be in mourning over Baraka's downfall.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:43 AM (kaalw)

608 and Geddy Lee snuck into the third pic.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

Yeah? They didn't all load for me. Probably links to Photobucket or somesuch.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

609 With any luck, they'll all still be in mourning over Baraka's downfall.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 01:43 AM (kaalw)

THIS!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

610 Heh, that was pretty good.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:38 AM (HfzId)
Yeah, he makes the point pretty succinctly. I'll just have to fantasize about seeing that at a debate for the general election.

Posted by: someone at April 12, 2012 01:44 AM (bqjJT)

611 Dana Loesch covers the ann romney attack on breitbart: http://tinyurl.com/7dh6kut

But the wiki page, explains it all: http://tinyurl.com/5xnkc3

Wonder if she is the lobbyist responsible for all this legislation trying to limit the internet, she seems pretty powerful.

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 01:44 AM (oZfic)

612 All those yummy, delicious babes.....and Geddy Lee snuck into the third pic.

Coincidentally, I just watched this tonight:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxuw_ZzpVOw

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:45 AM (HfzId)

613 And this wiki page makes it even clearer: http://tinyurl.com/83ckvfy

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 01:48 AM (oZfic)

614 Holy crap, is it really almost 2 AM EST??? I really need to show up earlier, the cake is all gone and the booze bottles are about dry.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 01:49 AM (yh0zB)

615 the cake is all gone

The ratio of people to cake is always too big.

Posted by: Milton at April 12, 2012 01:50 AM (HfzId)

616 603
I SUMMON BEAN!!!!



http://tinyurl.com/7ow2llf

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)



damn...I gotta get me a boat...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 01:52 AM (yh0zB)

617 I gotta get me a boat...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 01:52 AM (yh0zB)

Ditto.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

618 the cake is all gone

The ratio of people to cake is always too big.


Posted by: Milton at April 12, 2012 01:50 AM (HfzId)


At least there's plenty of pudding cups...and only half gone, too...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 01:54 AM (yh0zB)

619 Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 01:48 AM (oZfic)

THAR' SHE BLOWS!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2012 01:54 AM (qfooS)

620 "Rosen works for a public relations firm with close Obama ties, SKDKnickerbocker. The firm represents
noted contraception advocate Sandra Fluke and was involved with the
D.C. roll-out for the movie “Game Change,” which critics on the right
believed unfairly portrayed former vice presidential candidate Sarah
Palin"
http://tinyurl.com/7g7zgce

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 01:54 AM (oZfic)

621 C'mon ...

"Crap, yes, but sometimes people love crap"
"It .... it doesn't suck so bad this time ..."

That's musical comedy gold, ye heathens.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 01:56 AM (HfzId)

622 Goddamn it. These podcasts aren't going to listen to themselves

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 01:57 AM (7F9i5)

623 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:02 AM (kaalw)

624 Ann Romney's on twitter: http://tinyurl.com/7x25p6d

cowards aren't answering her, they are posting here: http://tinyurl.com/75w79eg

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 02:03 AM (oZfic)

625 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:02 AM (kaalw)

CAKE OR DEATH?!?

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at April 12, 2012 02:04 AM (4ixH5)

626 One day you find yourself bawling at a purple Mr. Rogers mascot, and the next thing you know you're getting your pubes removed and gluing sequins to your johnson so you can impress your bath house buddies after a night of OONTZ OONTZ. Fabulous.

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at April 12, 2012 02:06 AM (eQI0M)

627 OK, so, first off, you ain't getting nowhere near my shit with that wax, so you can fuck right off there. And second, my junk ain't My Little Pony ferfucksakes so you can stuff that glitter right up your ass.

What is this world coming to?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:07 AM (yh0zB)

628 Interestingly, Alex Lifeson's actual name is Aleksandar Živojinović -- although it sounds like his character is being called "Slobovitz", I wonder if it's a reference back to when they first met.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:08 AM (kaalw)

629 What is this world coming to?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:07 AM (yh0zB)

Well the Western World is coming to a delicious, hedonistic end covered in chocolate and demanding yet another pleasure.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:14 AM (4ixH5)

630 Alex Lifeson's actual name is Aleksandar Živojinović

As I understand it, 'Lifeson' is the translation of Živojinović from whatever Slavic language to English.

And 'Geddy' is how Gary Lee Weinrib's grandmother pronounced 'Gary'.

This concludes the Hoser Rock Education Minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu9Ycq64Gy4

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:14 AM (HfzId)

631 What is this ONT coming to?

We need some 'Ettes, stat!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:14 AM (4ixH5)

632 gonna be dark any minute now.

Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:15 AM (ufJKx)

633 Test

Posted by: Jornolist at April 12, 2012 02:16 AM (FZgLr)

634 The ONT is dying.

(applies electroconductive gel)

(rubs paddles together)

Expose its nipples, please...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 02:16 AM (bxiXv)

635 We need some 'Ettes, stat!

Rush concerts really are sausage-fests.

Proves we don't always think about chicks, tho.

Just like Sam Malone and the Three Stooges. Multi-dimensional!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:18 AM (HfzId)

636 Thanks for the update SoS. My kids have been asking if there was any news.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 12, 2012 02:18 AM (7HInC)

637 Expose its nipples, please...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 12, 2012 02:16 AM (bxiXv)

Shouldn't we shave them first?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:21 AM (4ixH5)

638 Rush concerts really are sausage-fests.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:18 AM (HfzId)

It's reputed that the lines to the lady's room is virtually nonexistant. Though I've never been to a Rush show but it is something to keep in mind when the booze is rushing through me and I gotta take a leak.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (4ixH5)

639
Okay, who here put her up to this?
http://tinyurl.com/6pcqsxp

Posted by: Jerry at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (4SKYj)

640 im pretty amused by SoS's new position, myself.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (r7Ddb)

641 gonna be dark any minute now.


Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:15 AM (ufJKx)

Racist!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (4ixH5)

642 /politely nudges ONT

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (HfzId)

643 Shouldn't we shave them first?


Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:21 AM (4ixH5)


Maybe apply some nipjazzles?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:23 AM (kaalw)

644 im pretty amused by SoS's new position, myself.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (r7Ddb)

It's so awesome, isn't it?
I think if he had rolled over at any point in his saga he'd have walked away with nothing. Now he's got himself a fine sexy lady and a promotion...dude's moving on up.
Be the Breitbart...Be the Breitbart...Be the Breitbart...

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:24 AM (4ixH5)

645 Maybe apply some nipjazzles?


Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:23 AM (kaalw)

Tassles. This ONT definitely needs some tassles.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:25 AM (4ixH5)

646 Any news on the lost kitty front Gushka?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 12, 2012 02:25 AM (7HInC)

647 Nudges back

Posted by: ONT at April 12, 2012 02:25 AM (7F9i5)

648 Don't kid yourself, Billy! If a purple panda ever got the chance he'd eat you and your entire family!

Posted by: Sgt. York at April 12, 2012 02:25 AM (vyS+v)

649 /politely nudges ONT


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:22 AM (HfzId)

You wanna fight? You wanna piece of this?
*Stumbles*

Posted by: The ONT, drunk and pissed off at April 12, 2012 02:26 AM (4ixH5)

650 Actually, my BH and I have been to a couple of Rush concerts -- Presto and R30, IIRC. She doesn't seem to appreciate some of the inticracies involved, however....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:26 AM (kaalw)

651 We've also seen Roxy Music live -- pretty much the only place you can experience "rock oboe".

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:28 AM (kaalw)

652 She doesn't seem to appreciate some of the inticracies involved, however....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:26 AM (kaalw)


Madness!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:29 AM (4ixH5)

653 If Rush concert-goers (like moi) weren't more concerned with exactly mimicking Lerxt's TSoR fingering than picking up babes, they'd be singing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:29 AM (HfzId)

654 nice job, ace.
Back, Sack and Crack waxing...what has happened to my world?

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2012 02:30 AM (7ewWb)

655 Thanks for the update SoS. My kids have been asking if there was any news.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 12, 2012 02:18 AM (7HInC)


Where can I find this?


Oh, and...Look! 'Ettes!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:30 AM (yh0zB)

656 Because I'm always posting hit bikini pics n stuff, a little something for the 'Ettes.

http://tinyurl.com/7o7qmx4

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:32 AM (4ixH5)

657 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:30 AM (yh0zB)

Sorry, you're only hallucinating this 'ette. I have a 4 hour drive tomorrow with activities afterwards and was supposed to be long gone.

SoS gave a pretty good update on this post, just not sure what #. In the 500s maybe?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 12, 2012 02:33 AM (7HInC)

658 Holy Crap, look at the size of that FISH!!!



http://i44.tinypic.com/35347tc.jpg

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:33 AM (yh0zB)

659 http://tinyurl.com/7o7qmx4

/deletes Recent Browsing History.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:34 AM (HfzId)

660 SoS gave a pretty good update on this post, just not sure what #. In the 500s maybe?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 12, 2012 02:33 AM (7HInC)


I'll go look for it then. Drive safe, have fun!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:34 AM (yh0zB)

661 http://www.firemanscalendar.org.nz/index.htm

Hmmm...

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:34 AM (4ixH5)

662 /deletes Recent Browsing History.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:34 AM (HfzId)

I said it was for the 'Ettes. :p

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)

663 http://i44.tinypic.com/35347tc.jpg


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:33 AM (yh0zB)

No can see.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)

664 cuz

Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (ufJKx)

665 Time?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (kaalw)

666 Poast

Posted by: ONT at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (7F9i5)

667 http://www.femalefirefighters.com.au/

That's better.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)

668 Now?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (kaalw)

669 Bother!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (kaalw)

670 646
Any news on the lost kitty front Gushka?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 12, 2012 02:25 AM (7HInC)


he hasnt shown up yet. i have hopes that by tomorrow he will be hungry and yelling at me that he wants dinner EARLY

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (r7Ddb)

671 Goddamn sock got it. Forgot To swap. Doh!

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 02:37 AM (7F9i5)

672 cuz

Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (ufJKx)

Midnight sun?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:37 AM (4ixH5)

673 I SUMMON BEAN!!!!

Tnks Robert,, nothing like a little dose of boats and boobehs...

Posted by: beanervt at April 12, 2012 02:38 AM (KZLoo)

674 658
Holy Crap, look at the size of that FISH!!!



http://i44.tinypic.com/35347tc.jpg


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 02:33 AM (yh0zB)


What fish?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:38 AM (kaalw)

675 666
Poast


And now I want toast.

/shakes fist at entire ONT

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:38 AM (HfzId)

676 Has Ace ever posted the ONT? Pretty cool that he's humble enough to do it.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 12, 2012 02:38 AM (B5cM9)

677 he hasnt shown up yet. i have hopes that by tomorrow he will be hungry and yelling at me that he wants dinner EARLY


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (r7Ddb)


Fingers crossed!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:39 AM (kaalw)

678 Waterhouse, You should totally make melty peanut butter toast. Love that stuff

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 02:39 AM (7F9i5)

679 That's a pretty snug sweater.

http://tinyurl.com/6s4xurr

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

680 676
Has Ace ever posted the ONT? Pretty cool that he's humble enough to do it.


Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 12, 2012 02:38 AM (B5cM9)


Humble enough to get in on the most popular post of each day?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:40 AM (kaalw)

681 Wait, what?

http://tinyurl.com/6rgdnne

Merovign can rightly avoid this link. Most everyone else can, too.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:41 AM (4ixH5)

682 Fingers crossed!


Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 02:39 AM (kaalw)

And tentacles.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:41 AM (4ixH5)

683 Humble enough to get in on the most popular post of each day?

True enough, but it's also the goofiest, haha. Has anyone ever seen him do it before?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 12, 2012 02:42 AM (B5cM9)

684 Waterhouse, You should totally make melty peanut butter toast. Love that stuff

Yeah, that's good Squishee. I like peanut butter + normal butter. Extra buttery zing.

My arteries, not so much.

But screw those whiny thin bastards.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 02:42 AM (HfzId)

685 Wow Hilaryr has ignited a twitter war against ann romney....must be something in the name.

Posted by: not ann romney's biggest fan, but at April 12, 2012 02:42 AM (oZfic)

686 He's come in here drunk before iirc

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 02:42 AM (7F9i5)

687 nothing like a little dose of boats and boobehs...



Posted by: beanervt at April 12, 2012 02:38 AM (KZLoo)

\m/

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:42 AM (4ixH5)

688 672
cuz



Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:36 AM (ufJKx)

Midnight sun?


Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:37 AM (4ixH5)

===
Not yet, but dark is starting to be kinda scarce around here now.

Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:43 AM (ufJKx)

689 Has anyone ever seen him do it before?


Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 12, 2012 02:42 AM (B5cM9)

Yeah, he does it on rare occasion.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:43 AM (4ixH5)

690 but dark is starting to be kinda scarce around here now.


Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:43 AM (ufJKx)

Sell ya some for $20 bucks. Got it right in this here box.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

691 690
but dark is starting to be kinda scarce around here now.




Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:43 AM (ufJKx)

Sell ya some for $20 bucks. Got it right in this here box.


Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

====
nah, I saved up a bunch over the winter.

Posted by: jc at April 12, 2012 02:46 AM (ufJKx)

692 Usually he just posts something above the ONT and chats with dudes there

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 02:46 AM (7F9i5)

693 Okay, I admit, I am the Gawker Fox News mole.

I'm spying inside your lobbies.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:50 AM (4ixH5)

694 Hilaryr has ignited a twitter war against ann romney.


Wonder where she finds the time,,, I mean tracking down all them fugly pants suites must consume most her time..

Posted by: beanervt at April 12, 2012 02:50 AM (KZLoo)

695 http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/140668/

Quoting for truth...

“Obama is not just Obama, he is a machine. Romney is not just Romney he is now the only defense against the Obama machine.”

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:51 AM (4ixH5)

696 http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/140668/

Quoting for truth...

“Obama is not just Obama, he is a machine. Romney is not just Romney he is now the only defense against the Obama machine.”
Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 02:51 AM (4ixH5)


So, Mitt is Luke?

Who's Han?

Who's Leia?

Posted by: eman at April 12, 2012 02:56 AM (SkRNT)

697 Man this Zimmerman shit is starting to work my last nerve. Why is it that blacks have a monopoly on the victim card?

Free Zimmerman!

zazzle.com/free_zimmerman_shirt_tshirt-235892420766298370

Posted by: Red Mosquito at April 12, 2012 03:09 AM (jo0fs)

698 So, Mitt is Luke?


Who's Han?

Who's Leia?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwvcA4eB1I#t=7m52s

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 12, 2012 03:10 AM (HfzId)

699 TSA is always fun to knock around...

http://tinyurl.com/c6btuao

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 03:14 AM (4ixH5)

700 The ONT is a dead duck, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)

701 Well, I'm outta here roonz and what few roonettez are still lurking about. See you on tomorrow night's ONT, I think it's pizza night so I'll try to be on time. Later!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 12, 2012 03:16 AM (yh0zB)

702 I might have to get one of those shirts

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 03:19 AM (7F9i5)

703 I finally watched the Mad Men season premiere.

Still the best goddamn show on tee vee.

I lvoe Draper's hot new wife. Goddamn, what I'd do to her...

There's a great scene after she's thrown him a surprise party and she's cleaning up in her bra and panties and she's pissed off at him because he doesn't like parties. And she's on all fours and pouting and he's all like, 'I'm gonna fuck ya! I'm gonna fuck ya!" and she's all like "Non!" and he's all like "I'ma fuckin' ya! I'ma fuckin' ya!" and everyone walks away happy again.

In a two hour episode there wasn't a lot of money making or scotch drinking, but that bit made up for it.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 03:19 AM (4ixH5)

704 Good night, GGE!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 03:19 AM (4ixH5)

705 http://tinyurl.com/8xksrta

Good news I guess.

Middle class Mexicans (Mexican Mexicans, not hispanic Americans) are all a bunch of obnoxious assholes, by the way. The stories I could tell.

There's a great old Onion article about Peruvians striking oil, getting rich and becoming obnoxious twats. It's pretty true of Mexicans, too. New money jackoffs.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 03:29 AM (4ixH5)

706 Mario Land 3d is surprisingly difficult. I like that in a game, but the 3d is fucking me hard. I'd pay good money to swing the camera

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 03:32 AM (7F9i5)

707 Hey! No spoilers. I've been avoiding US news.

What's up, amigos?

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 03:50 AM (sqVOl)

708 Veeka!

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

709 Afghan daily news:
2 NATO dead in the south. No details yet.

The rest of the articles are just gatekeeper narrative.

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 03:58 AM (sqVOl)

710 Hey, babydoll. How are you?

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 03:59 AM (sqVOl)

711 Sleeeeepy.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 04:12 AM (4ixH5)

712 Hey veeka

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:14 AM (7F9i5)

713 Have a vodka Redbull, Robby.

Hey, Z. What's up?

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 04:19 AM (sqVOl)

714 Work is eerily quiet, meaning there will be a shitstorm in a few hours.

I got a 3ds so I've been playing the fuck out of it, but I need to let my eyes rest and it to charge back up

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:21 AM (7F9i5)

715 What's up, amigos?

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 03:50 AM (sqVOl)


Howdy, Vika!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXhAYl173U


Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 04:22 AM (kaalw)

716 Plus there's a new thread on Kugu about the War in the North, so there's bad posting to be read

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:24 AM (7F9i5)

717 Cooth! :7)

I'm on the linkless device again. It controls the hamsters better than all others.

No bad reading!

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 04:28 AM (sqVOl)

718 Oddly, I picked up "Hey Baby Que Paso" from listening to Spencer the Gardener -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlsYlGspOmM .



In some alternate universe, I'm still in SB aimlessly having fun.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 04:30 AM (kaalw)

719 717
Cooth! :7)



I'm on the linkless device again. It controls the hamsters better than all others.



No bad reading!

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 04:28 AM (sqVOl)


Sorry to hear......although the hamster revolt continues to be a cause for concern.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 04:31 AM (kaalw)

720 I thought 'Hey Baby, Que Paso' was the Texas Tornadoes ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 12, 2012 04:31 AM (nrrR6)

721 This article about voter targeting is pretty interesting. Guess which way WNBA fans skew?

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:35 AM (7F9i5)

722 Another interesting factoid on websites visited. Conservative skew Right. WWE skew Left. About the same level of turnout on both sides. Reality based huh?

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:36 AM (7F9i5)

723 720
I thought 'Hey Baby, Que Paso' was the Texas Tornadoes ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 12, 2012 04:31 AM (nrrR6)


I don't know where it originated -- I first heard it from Spencer. Along with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAO7yYAcIvo -- in a slightly more hectic, SoCal beach version.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 04:36 AM (kaalw)

724 Erm UFC.com skews Right

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:37 AM (7F9i5)

725 The Spencer web page is http://spencerthegardener.com/index.html -- they were "The Local Band" in happier times for me.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 04:42 AM (kaalw)

726 I have to make a couple thousand 1/8" buttons. Wanna help?

I watched Deadliest Catch. I've forgotten why I watch it.

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 04:52 AM (sqVOl)

727 Must be the bipolar kicking in.....thinking about happier times reminds me of how dire the times are today. I can't begin to imagine how bad things could get if the current bunch of thugs get four more years to strip the place.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 04:58 AM (kaalw)

728 726
I have to make a couple thousand 1/8" buttons. Wanna help?



I watched Deadliest Catch. I've forgotten why I watch it.

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 04:52 AM (sqVOl)


I'm not sure I could see 1/8" buttons.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 05:00 AM (kaalw)

729 Excelsior Ace! You win the ONT. LauraW the Hump for Maximum Angel. DiT for Fluffer in Waiting. Long live the Moron Notion. (I mean Nation). Excelsior! Manfroto! Pup N Taco!

ch (heart) Morons.

Posted by: Mr Chumpo at April 12, 2012 05:03 AM (XzlWv)

730 I can't see them. Eyesight is useless. I still have some feeling left in three fingers. Touch is all you need, Cthulhu.

Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 05:12 AM (sqVOl)

731 730
I can't see them. Eyesight is useless. I still have some feeling left in three fingers. Touch is all you need, Cthulhu.





Posted by: veekapew at April 12, 2012 05:12 AM (sqVOl)


OK, I'm game -- what do you do?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 12, 2012 05:14 AM (kaalw)

732 Good Morning ONT pod people. Beanervt it is 37° here right now and still dropping.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 05:21 AM (YdQQY)

733 Good morning, morons.

Today is "orientation " day, so naturally I couldn't sleep until he alarm went off.

I can only wonder at what fresh new hell I'll be experiencing soon.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 12, 2012 05:37 AM (7+pP9)

734 New job?

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 05:38 AM (YdQQY)

735 721
This article about voter targeting is pretty interesting. Guess which way WNBA fans skew?

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 04:35 AM (7F9i5)

Lesbian?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 12, 2012 05:47 AM (Aaxiu)

736 Morning Vic, Hope the day finds you well.

Posted by: teej at April 12, 2012 05:51 AM (XKB4Y)

737 I love women. Does that make me a lesbian?

Posted by: teej at April 12, 2012 05:53 AM (XKB4Y)

738 I'm doing good. Trying an experiment now. Have been having a lot of problem with my vision lately when working on the computer. So I have taken out the damn florescent bulb from my lamp and replaced it with a 100W incandescent bulb.

I remember back in the old days the old CRT monitors if you left them at 60Hz synch they would cause eye strain under florescent light. My LCD monitor doesn't have a choice for that but I wondered if it had the same problems and that was causing eye strain. We will see.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 05:58 AM (YdQQY)

739 Okay, I guess it's time to go you tube and see if there's any drinking with Bob bids I haven't seen.

Posted by: teej at April 12, 2012 06:00 AM (XKB4Y)

740 Vids not bids. Damn phone changing words. And take care of those eyes Vic, you are needed around here!

Posted by: teej at April 12, 2012 06:03 AM (XKB4Y)

741
Yeah, Vic -- new job. Temp to hire in a warehouse. I'm gonna be a "team" member.

And check your video card settings for the refresh rate -- that's where I set it for my flat screen display. And I found a 60Hz refresh rate with florescent lights intolerable. It was like living with a super fast strobe light constantly flashing. Some people never noticed it, but it always drove me nuts.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 12, 2012 06:07 AM (7+pP9)

742 And check your video card settings for the refresh rate
------------------------------




I did, there are no choices with this monitor.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:11 AM (YdQQY)

743 But anyway, good luck with new job.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:13 AM (YdQQY)

744 Morning Morons!

Morning Joe absolutely indignant that Allen West called liberal legislators "communist," saying that Communism was a horrific, murderous movement that killed millions and how DARE West call Americn elected legislators that?

Where to start?

1. "Americans have an inordinate fear of Communism" - Jimmy Carter.

2. Nancy Pelosi implied Tea Partiers were Nazis.

3. After this BS, Mika turned to "the Republicans' War on Women."

Do they not know what a Horrific, Murderous thing WAR is??? How DARE they say that about half the American political system!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 12, 2012 06:20 AM (niZvt)

745 #738

A really bad experience was testing games for the PAL territories. 50 Hz scan rate. We had to set up the UK Amiga and C64 in a little office that could be blacked out without forcing a lot of others to work in the dark.

Posted by: epobirs at April 12, 2012 06:21 AM (kcfmt)

746 As I said yesterday, all the Dems are communists. Even some of the so-called Republicans are communists.

I suspect that most of the liberals have zero idea of what a communist actually is.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:21 AM (YdQQY)

747 Geez, a thread on 'manscaping'. On one hand you have the Ron Jeremy look, on the other Peter North. I'll leave it at that.

Article on Drudge about conservative men is a hoot. They use Arnold Schwarzenegger as the example of 'strong' conservative men, complete with picture from Conan the barbarian to drive home the point. Apparently the author of the article is unfamiliar with the acronym RINO.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 12, 2012 06:22 AM (phlKA)

748 Oh, sorry about all the bold.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 12, 2012 06:23 AM (niZvt)

749 #744

What do you call it when politicians continually call for more and more expansion of government and more regulation of everyday private activities?

You can reach for the thesaurus but the best definition is the one Allen West already provided.

Posted by: epobirs at April 12, 2012 06:23 AM (kcfmt)

750 Remember when CNN apologized when one of its reporters said "targeted?"

But now they parrot "War on Women" without batting an eyelash.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 12, 2012 06:27 AM (niZvt)

751 What do you call it when politicians continually call for more and more
expansion of government and more regulation of everyday private
activities?
-----------------------------------


Increased regulation is fascist, which is a form of socialism.


Nationalization of industries and redistribution of wealth is communism.


Spending large amounts of money of social activities is socialism.


We have been socialist since the late 30s. In the 60s we started moving into increased regulatory fascism. IN the 70s and 80s we started moving into communism as the government started redistributing wealth and taking private property for public use through various environmental scams.


Now they are simply nationalizing industries and not even trying to hide it.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:28 AM (YdQQY)

752 They'd send us to re-education camps if they could, Power loving commies

Posted by: Zakn at April 12, 2012 06:29 AM (7F9i5)

753 #751

I view them all as dialects of the same root language.

Posted by: epobirs at April 12, 2012 06:31 AM (kcfmt)

754 I skipped my college orientation: registered and drove home to party with my buddies at their apartment. Drove back in the morning, filled out my class selections (all prerequisites line English 101) and was the first person done. Then I skipped the rest of orientation and drove straight back home.

I'm dreading the HR paperwork, lectures on teamwork, corporate culture, etc., but I hope it takes up a good part of the day. I do, however, want to get to run the electric pallet jack for a while. Should be fun.

I liked running a forklift because you spent a lot of time sitting on your ass but you have to stand to run pallet jacks. 10 hours straight of standing is gonna be a bear for the first few days after two years of funemployment. I'll find out what's going on soon enough.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 12, 2012 06:36 AM (7+pP9)

755 Oh well, I bid you all adieu. I'll be back after 6:00 PM to share any horror stories I have to tell.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 12, 2012 06:38 AM (7+pP9)

756 I know what you mean Ed. Back when I worked in the control room most of the time you sat on your ass. Had to get up once and hour and take readings, but pretty much ho-hum.



But sometimes you were doing startup and shutdowns, or cooldown/heatup. Then you spent 12 hours on your feet. At the end of the shift you were beat to shit.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:40 AM (YdQQY)

757 Here I am up early and ready for Gabe this morning and he is not going to be early today.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:44 AM (YdQQY)

758 Ow, my ass!

My boss is gonna have hysterical fits watching the security video.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 06:49 AM (4ixH5)

759 Hysterical fits of laughter I should say.

Posted by: Robert at April 12, 2012 06:49 AM (4ixH5)

760 Yeah, I'm pretty sure my brother will be worn down by the bullshit today. I'll probably just pick up burgers for everyone tonight.

When I started my current underemployment in February, the first day was a demonstration of how a modern corporate HR department can waste time, energy and money without providing anything of value, a/k/a orientation. They are the source of 90% of all emails sent on "highest priority," all of which are nonsense, and mainly serve to employ the otherwise useless wives of corporate types, and very outgoing women who are too ugly to make it in sales.

Posted by: Josef K. at April 12, 2012 06:49 AM (7+pP9)

761 You obviously haven't been to a diversity seminar yet.

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:52 AM (YdQQY)

762 And here is an old chestnut that I found to be the greatest waste of time and resources ever.

http://is.gd/KxiO4W


Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 06:55 AM (YdQQY)

763
"Here I am up early and ready for Gabe this morning and he is not going to be early today."

Me too. Old habits are hard to break. But there's nothing like coffee with the Moron Horde to get the day started off right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 12, 2012 06:58 AM (d0Tfm)

764 Everyone in the media is full of shit.


Good morning!

Posted by: SurferDoc at April 12, 2012 07:00 AM (6H6FZ)

765 News up

Posted by: Vic at April 12, 2012 07:06 AM (YdQQY)

766 @259,

Peaches, the Dixie Chicken is a lot of things, but swanky ain't one of them.

Gig'em, mofos.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at April 12, 2012 08:50 AM (bIGpQ)

767 HAl Pacino eventually led to this: Full Metal Disney http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYgfeature=related which I think is actually funnier.

Posted by: arik at April 12, 2012 09:16 AM (hgwbU)






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