Gawker: Gleep! We Have A Mole Inside FoxNews and We Plan On Releasing Weekly Columns From Her, Tracking the Daily Decisions At FoxNews!!!
FoxNews: We Found The Mole

As Mediobistro's headline put it, Gawker's FoxNews Mole Reveals... Nothing.

One big revelation was something everyone knew or could know if they chose to -- that FoxNews had run some kind of headline about rappers at the White House on FoxNation.

The other big reveal was that Sean Hannity did a two-part interview with Mitt Romney, to be broadcast over two nights, and to suggest the interview was actually being done over two nights (rather than one, as it was), he wanted Romney to change his tie for the second part. Romney declined to wear the pink tie, saying something like "I'm not going to go all Donald Trump." Or something.

A second blockbuster installment reveals that FoxNews' computers are old,their bathrooms aren't nice (or are they? the "mole" is confusing on this key point) and that Bill O'Reilly does in fact use the bathrooms that everyone else does.

Also, the mole is actually so highly placed as to bring back top-secret intel like this:

The lobby isn't too shabby. It's mostly bland and marble, with the usual pieces of inoffensive corporate art. Not so usual, however, are the 25-foot-tall murals featuring a rotating cast of on-air personalities. Up until a couple months ago it was Fox News prime time people plastered up there. Currently it's Fox Business personalities, the grim swollen visages of Neil Cavuto and Lou Dobbs grinning at you, North Korea-style, insisting that all is well at the ratings-challenged business network.

Wow, you saw the lobby?

So, as you can see, this mole was super-connected and was involved in all sorts of editorial decision making light clerical decision-making.

Well, the mole -- who explained that she (I think it's a she-- men don't care about bathrooms*) can't find another job -- is about to lose the only job she can get.

“We found the person and we’re exploring legal options at this time.”

I suppose Gawker will hire her part-time to deliver Memories of FoxNews. Because it would look pretty bad if their source got canned and then they stood by.

* I suppose a guy who was trying to offer big insider secrets about FoxNews, but who didn't have any big insider secrets, might write about bathrooms, just because he had nothing else.

But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me.

Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM



Comments

1 Geez Ace Slow down, we're not done ripping on ObamaCare yet!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 11, 2012 01:13 PM (SYrwI)

2 Announce that they're recommending they go to work at NBC.

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:13 PM (MMC8r)

3 Currently it's Fox Business personalities, the grim swollen visages of
Neil Cavuto and Lou Dobbs grinning at you, North Korea-style, insisting
that all is well at the ratings-challenged business network.


Kinda like the Fox News network was back in the late 90s?
Kinda like the Fox Network was back in the late 80's early 90's?

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 11, 2012 01:14 PM (1grxW)

4 Announce that they're recommending they go to work at NBC.

That would be hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 01:14 PM (VtjlW)

5 Does he out Gay Shep?

Posted by: @toby928 at April 11, 2012 01:14 PM (GTbGH)

6 Shepard Smith hardest hit!!!

Posted by: cowboyup at April 11, 2012 01:14 PM (UPbcb)

7 I read that last night. Wow, that was fast. I was really pissed off about a possible mole at Fox. What are the odds of us getting a mole at MSNBC? Not great I would suppose. Mediate has a comment from someone who says it's Shep Smith. I thought that was too funny.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 11, 2012 01:15 PM (9U1OG)

8 Those are some bombshell revelations, alright. FNC must be in fucking damage control mode after having the lid blown off the scandalous vending machine choices available in the break room.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 11, 2012 01:15 PM (zacpj)

9 BWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


It really must suck to be liberal.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 11, 2012 01:15 PM (UK9cE)

10
What are the odds of us getting a mole at MSNBC?

Why bother? Who cares?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 01:16 PM (ajpoo)

11 It is interesting that O'Reilly doesn't have The Key but must piss with the proles.

Posted by: @toby928 at April 11, 2012 01:16 PM (GTbGH)

12 Does anyone here think that Fox Business is boring at shit now that The Judge and Eric Bolling have been booted off the network. I just love infomercials for the wonderbra and green frying pans and shit. Why would Cavuto think we want to see repeats of all the earlier business over and over and fill in between with these stupid infomercials or reruns of Imus.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 11, 2012 01:17 PM (9U1OG)

13 I'm sure Fox do3sn't have a lot of control over the quality of the bathrooms in that Manhattan building.

Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2012 01:17 PM (YdQQY)

14 I bet the dizzy bitch was sending the information out using Fox email servers. Not too bright, I'm sure.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 11, 2012 01:17 PM (UK9cE)

15 "The lobby isn't too shabby. It's mostly bland and marble, with the usual pieces of inoffensive corporate art."

Are you kidding me? You weren't at all offened by the over-stuffed armchairs, silently standing vigil to The Conversation?

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 11, 2012 01:17 PM (kZVsz)

16 The Che Guevara bobblehead on her desk was the giveaway.

Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2012 01:17 PM (QKKT0)

17 Read the "mole" article yesterday. There was practically nothing of interest, just the usual lefty caterwauling about RACIST!!11!!! and combined with self-pity for having the suffer the indignity of working for an employer she doesn't like.

Here's a clue, honey- there's a support group for people who don't like their jobs. It's called "everybody", and they meet at the bar after work.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 01:18 PM (SY2Kh)

18
Gawker is a bunch of young queers.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 11, 2012 01:18 PM (jUytm)

19
And old queers, too, I'd imagine.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 11, 2012 01:18 PM (jUytm)

20 In related news; Presidential Candidate Willard Romney promised to get President Obama a Pony Ride for his next birthday.

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (/ZZCn)

21 Silly Brer Gawker, we were raised in the briar patch!

Posted by: FoxNews at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (tKFT6)

22 But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me.
Racist! It could also be a gay guy.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream, Cultist for Jesus at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (epBek)

23 You fucked up, mole. You trusted us.

Posted by: Some Gawker Sqawker at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (I2LwF)

24 "inoffensive corporate art."

OMG!!! It's like I"M THERE!! Tell me more, little mole.

What's the flooring like? Is it inoffensive as well, or does it reek of the Koch Brothers?

What does Geraldo smell like? God....SO MANY QUESTIONS.....

Posted by: ktgreat at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (TCTPY)

25 ... and get this, all the toilet handles are on the right side of the toilet!!1!!

Even in the Men's stalls! And I would know. Fred Birtherson made sure I got a real good look at 'em!

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (qfooS)

26 The Conversation? Isn't he on Jersey Shore?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (ZKzrr)

27 If they're the one releasing the tape of Hannity and Romney about the horses, I'd think they could find themselves in a heap of hurt for stealing or co-opting company property.

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:20 PM (MMC8r)

28 Want to know what I think? Of course you do! Tell Al Gore to hire me back. You know you want to. I am so in your head. In.Your.Head.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at April 11, 2012 01:20 PM (c3mby)

29 We have just put a mole inside the mole and sacked the mole. No moose were harmed in the sacking.

Posted by: Fox News Producers at April 11, 2012 01:20 PM (Zs83Q)

30 "Mediate has a comment from someone who says it's Shep Smith."

Posted by: Jaimo at April 11, 2012 01:15 PM (9U1OG)

Well, he is a chick, so ace's theory still holds.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 11, 2012 01:20 PM (nEUpB)

31
FOX: dude, where are you?


GAWKER: we're in ur base, killing ur d00ds.

Posted by: 13times at April 11, 2012 01:21 PM (h6XiD)

32
I thought the inadvertently big reveal in the original story was that this presumably qualified person had been blackballed by every other network, BECAUSE HE/SHE WORKED FOR FOX.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 11, 2012 01:21 PM (tQoT4)

33 Toilet seat liners? Yes or no?

Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2012 01:21 PM (QKKT0)

34 I think it's funny they had to throw in the "like North Korea" jab.

Juvenile little nothing. ALL stations and such do that. I remember watching the Behind the Music or whatever with Warrant.......they used to be on the big picture behind the receptionist at the record label offices. They knew they were history when they walked in one day an asked, "who the fuck is Alice in Chains?"


hehehehe. JUST LIKE NORTH KOREA!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at April 11, 2012 01:23 PM (UK9cE)

35 If they're the one releasing the tape of Hannity and Romney about the
horses, I'd think they could find themselves in a heap of hurt for
stealing or co-opting company property.


I'm guessing that employees have to sign a non-disclosure agreement or something similar. Wouldn't want every lackey in the building leaking info about upcoming programming and stuff.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 01:23 PM (SY2Kh)

36 >>What are the odds of us getting a mole at MSNBC?

Less than the odds of getting anal warts at MSNBC.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 01:24 PM (ZKzrr)

37
You know what else is "North Korea style?"

The Ofuckinbama admin.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 11, 2012 01:24 PM (jUytm)

38 I'm here to tell you that, Mole, whoever you are, you are a Great American!

Posted by: Sean Hamhead at April 11, 2012 01:24 PM (gppu7)

39 1:25 minutes; Sean reaching for the bong and Mitt waved it off.

Posted by: 13times at April 11, 2012 01:25 PM (h6XiD)

40 What are the odds of us getting a mole at MSNBC?

It would be like training a spy to infiltrate Albania. Really, why bother?

Posted by: Cicero at April 11, 2012 01:25 PM (QKKT0)

41 Less than the odds of getting anal warts at MSNBC.


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 01:24 PM (ZKzrr)


THAT was completely uncalled for.

Funny, but uncalled for.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 11, 2012 01:25 PM (UK9cE)

42 Heather es en fuego

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 01:25 PM (GTbGH)

43 At this moment, a squad of NBC lawyers are looking for ways they can avoid paying millions for editing the Zimmerman 911 tape, Dan Rather is opening boat shows, the NYT is printing pages of retractions on pg. e-48, MSNBC is staffed by Keystone Kops, Keith Olbermann is out of another job and is probably ranting at the bus station, and all the Left can say is 'Faux News! Faux News!'

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:26 PM (MMC8r)

44
Woodchuck to Gray Squirrel?
Come in, Gray Squirrel.

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:26 PM (jUytm)

45 ...so...if I went to the lobby of CNN, there wouldn't be any oversized murals of Wolf, The Mannequin, or Soledad looming over me anywhere?

I assume that all major broadcasting company lobbies use their "talent" as part of the decor. I mean, if you're paying Brian Williams / Diane Sawyer / Katie Couric / etc... to be The Face of Your News, then they're pretty much going to be an icon of your company.

It's like complaining that there was an overbearing "airplanes go ZOOOOOM!" theme to the lobby of Boeing.

And WTF would a "female" mole know about who is and isn't using which men's rooms?

Posted by: reason at April 11, 2012 01:26 PM (V40IZ)

46 yawn... must absolutely sick to be a liberal these days.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 01:26 PM (DGIjM)

47 In related news; News Corp has placed a Fox mole inside of the Obama Administration. No word yet on whether Obama has seen the nose on his face.

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2012 01:27 PM (/ZZCn)

48 But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me.


**************


Or a dude that has to crap a lot because he's full of merde.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:27 PM (r2PLg)

49 I thought the inadvertently big reveal in the original story was that
this presumably qualified person had been blackballed by every other
network, BECAUSE HE/SHE WORKED FOR FOX.


If on-air talent from Fox News can get jobs elsewhere (Nancy Grace et al), I doubt that lowly staffers are being blacklisted from other networks.

More likely the "mole" is looking for a something to blame his/her own failure on.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 01:27 PM (SY2Kh)

50 Jealousy is such a bitch.

Fox news. The ONLY conservative leaning news organization on television. Liberals have 50 others, but that one.....we can't have that ONE network on the air.....


That's only because it's KICKING YOUR ASS........losers.

Posted by: © Sponge at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (UK9cE)

51 Will Ashley Judd come to Neil Cavuto's defense for the "swollen" face comment?

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (5H6zj)

52 And aren't these the same people that just decry James O'Keefe for what he does? I mean, how is this any different, other than it being them doing it and it being a spectacular failure?

Posted by: ktgreat at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (TCTPY)

53 Grim swollen visage? Sounds like they think he has a puffy face..

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (ciuMz)

54 Hey, I eat a lot of fiber.

Posted by: a dude that has to crap a lot at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (GTbGH)

55 BTW, I still think Neil is cute as a button.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (5H6zj)

56 And WTF would a "female" mole know about who is and isn't using which men's rooms?
Posted by: reason at April 11, 2012 01:26 PM (V40IZ)


******************

Seriously unless she's handing Bill O'Reilly his fawafall. (spelling? pffft.)

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (r2PLg)

57 the grim swollen visages of
Neil Cavuto



What! That is discriminatory towards a person with a disability. Cavuto has MS. His meds make him swollen!

I'd sue this bitch and the Gawker for allowing any one to make fun of a disabled person!!!1!!!1!!!!!

The Wise Latino should give a speech denouncing this offense (you know, cuz she is the first SCJ to have a disability)

Posted by: momma at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (oKsWl)

58 MOLE FAIL

Posted by: 2 X 4 at April 11, 2012 01:29 PM (GTbGH)

59 54 Hey, I eat a lot of fiber.
Posted by: a dude that has to crap a lot at April 11, 2012 01:28 PM (GTbGH)

**************


LOL! Okay maybe he has IBS.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:29 PM (r2PLg)

60 Gotta be a female, all men pee in the urinals, not the stalls, and we don't care if anyone can peek at the poops.

Posted by: Fox water is deep, too at April 11, 2012 01:29 PM (Ux3aP)

61 t was Fox News prime time people plastered up there.
Currently it's Fox Business personalities, the grim swollen visages of

Neil Cavuto and Lou Dobbs grinning at you, North Korea-style,


Wow, you saw the lobby?



so the Mole sees these as visages , but what did the mole think about the visages of Obama plastered everywhere?
from socialist to meshiach themes?


Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (TomZ9)

62 I have a buddy who used to work at Fox. Here is my big insider scoop. Bill Oreilly is real prick to work with, Geraldo is stupid but treats his employees well and Fox can be a little cheap with the xmas bonuses (I believe one year my friend got some dvds).

There you go. Here is an AOSHQ insider report, shocking as it is.

Posted by: Shtetl G at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (5LdD+)

63
Shepard Smith sits when he pees.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (gppu7)

64 Gawker Files: MITT Season 1 EP 2: Pancakes for breakfast.

Posted by: 13times at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (h6XiD)

65 I think it's Geraldo.

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (MMC8r)

66
The ONLY conservative leaning news organization on television.


wtf? Since when is fox conservative?

Posted by: Some Gawker Sqawker at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (I2LwF)

67 But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me.
Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM

****************

Or a DUDE who is trying to SPY on people TALKING in the bathroom.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:31 PM (r2PLg)

68
Observing Bill O'Reilly.

He's drinking a coffee from corporate McDonald's...just like they do in North Korea.

O'Reilly's visage is quite grim, today.

/over

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:31 PM (jUytm)

69 Think about it: Would you want to catch a glimpse of BOB BECKEL???

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

70 The best part is the original Gawker article from the mole where he complains that he's been blacklisted by all the other networks and can't get a job because he works at Fox. So, just to recap, here's a guy who badmouths the people who employed him, funneled content illegally to Gawker and yet still thinks that he and the people who are blacklisting him are the good guys, pure genius this dude is.

Posted by: booger at April 11, 2012 01:31 PM (HI6wa)

71 That "cityscape" scene behind Bernie Goldberg and/or Dennis Miller whenever they're on with O'Reilly?

A COMPLETELY FAKE PICTURE!

Posted by: Special Agent Fox Mole-der! at April 11, 2012 01:31 PM (V40IZ)

72 63
Shepard Smith sits when he pees.
Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:30 PM (gppu7)

***********

omg...lmao

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:32 PM (r2PLg)

73 I repeat from the last thread...

They install a mole.
They rat out ow mole.
Fox ferrets out the mole post-haste.

There is a second mole.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:32 PM (piMMO)

74 ...and get this, all of the pens in the storage room were BLACK!!! TEH RAAACCISMMM IS PALPABLE, PEOPLE!!! BLACK PENS!!!

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:32 PM (qfooS)

75 own mole...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:32 PM (piMMO)

76 I'm sorry, I blacked out thinking about a 25-foot tall pic of Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 11, 2012 01:32 PM (rND5e)

77 TOP SECRET:: But remember this video next time Romney attacks Obama for golfing. The
inherent elitism and snootiness of golf is NOTHING compared to
competitive horseback riding.



ROFLMAO!

Are they sure this was a mole and not a comedienne?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2012 01:32 PM (X3lox)

78 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 01:33 PM (8y9MW)

79 It was revealed to me that Steve Doucey is a three-shake guy in the john.

Posted by: Deep Cover @ FoxNews at April 11, 2012 01:33 PM (ViYK+)

80
"like North Korea"

Said with approval?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 11, 2012 01:33 PM (ajpoo)

81
I had to get a second job after Cindy Crawford started doing infomercials.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:33 PM (/x4oj)

82
Sean Hannity just walked in.

He's carrying a bag full of Chinese food...

just like in North Korea.

/over

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:33 PM (jUytm)

83 I bet Brian kilmeade doesn't even use a bathroom ....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 11, 2012 01:34 PM (ciuMz)

84 The

inherent elitism and snootiness of golf is NOTHING compared to

competitive horseback riding.


Rodeo ain't been the same since they got the Grey Poupon sponsorship.

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:34 PM (MMC8r)

85 A newsbroadcast company advertising theirTV personalities in the lobbie of their own building???
**
OH THE HUMANITY!!11!!!!!!!11

Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2012 01:34 PM (eavT+)

86 Belly of the Beast: My life at Fox News.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:34 PM (GTbGH)

87 when you go into a gas stations they dont show pictures of gas

they dont not even have pictures accept for like a calendar

but why do fox news have to show a picture of some guys that are

all ready on tv all the time sound like those guys are probally dicks

if they wuold have a pictures of some children with sick or injury

or like a mother wolf with babies baby wolfs not people babies lol

then people might see they have fellings instead of just being dicks

all the time come on fox news get a clue idiots

#JusticeForShambron

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 11, 2012 01:35 PM (+lsX1)

88 Here is the title from the mole's "work" at Gawker:

The Thin White Line That Separates Fox News Staffers From Bill O’Reilly on the Shitter.

********


Ace thinks a "chick" wrote that title?

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:35 PM (r2PLg)

89 So, the mole hangs out in the bathroom? How did I guess?

Posted by: cherry at April 11, 2012 01:35 PM (OhYCU)

90 Judge Napolitano's hair is a small badger he calls 'Kevin.'

Over...

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:35 PM (MMC8r)

91 Give It A Rest: My Life as a Lefty Mole.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (qwK3S)

92
Let's all go to the lobby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (4Wc+9)

93
TOP SECRET:: But remember this video next time Romney attacks Obama for golfing. The

inherent elitism and snootiness of golf is NOTHING compared to

competitive horseback riding.

What a Maroon. So a retired buy riding horses is worse than the Fucking sitting President playing golf every fucking week while the god damn economy burns down around him. Nice try sparky. Enjoy funemployment.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (3jGS1)

94 ....and Fox can be a little cheap with the xmas bonuses (I believe one year my friend got some dvds).


*****

Well, if it's good enough for foreign dignitaries!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (piMMO)

95
Greta's drapes don't match the carpet.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (gppu7)

96 maybe they won't Hire her/him, because of Her commnet implying NK was bad

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (TomZ9)

97 So, in their war against Faux News, the Evil of Evils, the Dire Danger to Democracy, they got . . . the downlow on the drab decor?

I suppose they'll bring out the threat of the comfy chair next.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (kSaUf)

98
David Asman just walked by me.

He said, "Hi."

But I know that he meant, "Hi, bitch."

Fox News is the War on Women HQ.

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (jUytm)

99 I may need to reconfirm intelligence data on Bill O'Reilly. I could only see his feet.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (QKKT0)

100 I, like Neil Cavuto, am "built for comfort."


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 01:37 PM (O3R/2)

101 70 - Excellent observation

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 11, 2012 01:37 PM (9t6jP)

102 Gawker should go back to posting about Judd's puffy face.

Were they the ones btw that had that dickbag do that horrible piece on Trig Palin?

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 11, 2012 01:37 PM (pLTLS)

103 89
So, the mole hangs out in the bathroom? How did I guess?


Posted by: cherry at April 11, 2012 01:35 PM (OhYCU)

If it's a guy I'm sure he has a "wide stance" IIYKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 11, 2012 01:37 PM (3jGS1)

104 Your friend should be happy he got a gift.... What did he give everyone at fox for Christmas?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (ciuMz)

105 I still haven't caught anyone holding secret teleconferences with Evil Overlord Glenn Beck...yet...

Posted by: Special Agent Fox Mole-der! at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (V40IZ)

106 I know some free lance camera guys. They've worked for all the networks at one time or another. Their opinion: 1) at the local level they are indistinguishable, to the point of sometimes sending invoices to the wrong station, 2) the on-air "personalities" - assholes, all of them - with a few exceptions (weatherman, actual meteorologists - not the eye candy, can be ok), 3) never discussed the bathrooms, but they are mostly field guys - so they kept an empty gatorade bottle around.

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (WkuV6)

107 What? No recordings of Megyn Kelly dropping an Havana Omelet? Or Andrea Tantaros firing off a boomer after an especially olive-heavy Greek salad?

You're no mole.

Posted by: NO_LIMIT_NINJA at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (SP/dK)

108 Laura Ingraham likes asparagus.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (GTbGH)

109 Shep Smith spends large blocks of time between broadcasts in a restroom stall, expressing milk.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (QKKT0)

110 .... FoxNews fascists are using tens of sheets of toilet paper each time they go in. They're destroying our world!!

I'm sticking to my one sheet limit. No one will sit with me at lunch. I'm being black-balled.


/over

Posted by: Sheryl Mole at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (X3lox)

111 I bet Brian kilmeade doesn't even use a bathroom ....


******

Only because he's so far from being an asshole that he doesn't even have one.

I LOVE Kilmeade and wish they would kick Shep's bony ass to the curb and give his show to Kilmeade.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (piMMO)

112 So when did Fox News install a gloryhole in the men's room?

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (/ZZCn)

113 I guess I must be a little behind the curve, since I thougth Gawker was just a little thumbnail icon at the bottom of io9's webpage.

Posted by: Truman North at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (I2LwF)

114 If there are no Megyn Kelly pics, then the mole is gay. Really gay.

Posted by: cherry at April 11, 2012 01:38 PM (OhYCU)

115
Over at BigPeace, Shapiro points out another Israeli leak by Dictator Obama:

"The leaks continue from the Obama administration with regard to Israeli defense secrets. On Sunday, the New Yorker
printed a report stating that US had worked with the Iranian opposition
group Mujahideen-e-Khalq (MEK). The US was apparently receiving
intelligence from the group, including intercepted cell phone calls and
text messages. But sources also confirmed that Mossad was helping to
funnel resources and train members of the MEK"

Evil is as evil does.

Posted by: Does Israel have to bow to Moochelle, kiss Obama's ring, and sign their names in blood to Let's Move at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (HOOye)

116 "But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me."

Reads Fap to me.

Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (y67bA)

117 73 Neidermeyer's has been watching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (WkuV6)

118 ... warning for those brave souls who follow my tired footsteps, the things in the bathroom supply closet labeled 'Urinal Cake' are really, really bad. Like Arby's bad...

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (qfooS)

119 Greta's drapes don't match the carpet.


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (V40IZ)

120 I've seen this episode. The mole was Lois Griffin. She discovered that Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh were all characters created by Fred Savage.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (4li1Y)

121 Okay actually the title could have been written by a male editor because the rest does sound-

kinda chick.

Posted by: tasker at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (r2PLg)

122 95

Greta's drapes don't match the carpet.


Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:36 PM (gppu7)

Megyn Kelly gets a Brazilian once a month.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (3jGS1)

123 Juan Williams is kept in a cage off-camera and fed hot dogs through a slot.

Developing....

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (MMC8r)

124 Wouldn't the easiest way of tracking the decisions be to watch the broadcasts?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 11, 2012 01:40 PM (hLRSq)

125 Shep Smith gets a Brazilian once a month.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:40 PM (GTbGH)

126 Reading the article - her issue is that some of the commenters on a Fox blog are nasty. Has she been to DU, HuffPo?

Posted by: Jean at April 11, 2012 01:40 PM (WkuV6)

127 Megyn Kelly gets a Brazilian once a month.

It grows back that fast, or does she just want to be "thorough"?

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2012 01:41 PM (GQ8sn)

128 Leftards seem to be the Hunt brothers of stoopid.

Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2012 01:41 PM (OlN4e)

129 Geraldo isn't actually hispanic. His real name is Jerry and he won't even eat Mexican food.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:41 PM (QKKT0)

130 It grows back that fast, or does she just want to be "thorough"?


Posted by: EC at April 11, 2012 01:41 PM (GQ8sn)
I'll crawl under and check, just to be accurate unlike these assholes here.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:41 PM (3jGS1)

131 @107 - fuck you, man.

Posted by: reason's attempt at looking like he's working at April 11, 2012 01:41 PM (V40IZ)

132 26
The Conversation? Isn't he on Jersey Shore?


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 01:19 PM (ZKzrr)

No, you're thinking of The Status.

Posted by: joncelli, a man of gravity at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

133 Bob Beckel has fish thrown into his mouth during commercial breaks.

Breaking....

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (MMC8r)

134 "But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me."

Sounds like we would "Myers Briggs" buddies. People without perceptiveness and intuitiveness always think I work some kind of magic, when everyone in the room says one thing and I say another and end up right. Its not magic, I just measure things my own bias doesn't distort and that other people don't think to hide.

For instance what someone says in a conversation mostly meaningless. All those words were chosen. What was subconsciously chosen? Their assumed premises, blindspots, and assumptions. Those speak untold volumes. Once you learned what caused those you can predict future behavior.

Posted by: Shiggz Rocketsurgeon at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (RfvTE)

135 "Swollen" images! It's an epidemic. Thank God for Obamacare.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (71LDo)

136 Woodchuck, come in Woodchuck. Is O'Reilly's stance narrow or wide?

Posted by: The Chicken at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (qwK3S)

137 Megyn Kelly's boobs use special anti-gravity boosters from NASA

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (OhYCU)

138 133
Bob Beckel has fish thrown into his mouth during commercial breaks.

Breaking....


Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (MMC8r)

Thank God I work from home. LOFL.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (3jGS1)

139 Shep Smith is bulimic.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:42 PM (r2PLg)

140 Kirsten Powers has a great ass!
**
HoooHAA!!
**
/out

Posted by: Gray Squirrel at April 11, 2012 01:43 PM (eavT+)

141 Off Mole sock.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 11, 2012 01:43 PM (3jGS1)

142 Neidermeyer's has been watching Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy


*****

Puhleeze! I couldn't even make it through the review!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:43 PM (piMMO)

143 Megyn Kelly's boobs use special anti-gravity boosters from NASA

Tell me more about her boobs.

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2012 01:43 PM (GQ8sn)

144 We Report; You Deride.

Posted by: Fox News to Ace O' Spades at April 11, 2012 01:43 PM (qwK3S)

145 Sean Hannity is a great Irishman.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:44 PM (vbh31)

146 Puhleeze! I couldn't even make it through the review!
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:43 PM (piMMO) Completely understanable. The review was longer than the script.

Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2012 01:44 PM (OlN4e)

147 I'm still not sure why Gawker sent me there.

Posted by: The Mohel at April 11, 2012 01:44 PM (rND5e)

148 Greta's robin has left the nest

Posted by: Woodchuck2 at April 11, 2012 01:45 PM (OhYCU)

149 Neil Cavuto is operated by a squad of seven people from the Henson Workshop.

More to Come....

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:45 PM (MMC8r)

150 Alan Colmes lives in the basement of the building and he sleeps in a coffin.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:46 PM (QKKT0)

151 Shep Smith does not flush.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:46 PM (r2PLg)

152 Krauthammer hates stairs.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:46 PM (QKKT0)

153 We're discussing Fox News's toilets and MSNBC. But then, isn't that redundant?

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2012 01:46 PM (VndSC)

154 Don't foxes eat moles? If not, they should.

Posted by: supercore23 at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (bwV72)

155 Cavuto doesn't always wash his hands.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (GTbGH)

156 mqtha mccallum's face is SO puffy!

Posted by: Ashley at hardcore pawn at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (KcINh)

157 Major Revelations of the Fox Mole:

Bill O'Reilly is a self-centered egotistical blowhard.

Sean Hannity favors Republicans.

Shepard Smith is an insufferable asshat.

Greta Van Susteren requires a lot of time in the make-up chair to pass for human.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (gPDxp)

158 Bill O'Reilly tinkles sitting down.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (vbh31)

159 Geraldo Rivera brings his own Puerto Rican toilet paper.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (r2PLg)

160 Liberalism: Where failing at everything still earns you the esteem of your colleagues.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (ViYK+)

161 Juan Williams is kept in a cage off-camera and fed hot dogs through a slot.

Developing....>>>>

Which is very similar to what he does in his second job at the truck stop.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (tf9Ne)

162 "Here's a clue, honey- there's a support group for people who don't like
their jobs. It's called "everybody", and they meet at the bar after
work."

Holowpoint! I stole your quote to promulgate on Facebook, and you owe me a keyboard! Good work.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (71LDo)

163 Were they the ones btw that had that dickbag do that horrible piece on Trig Palin?


Yup. They're also the ones who paid like $5 million for the story by that
dude who couldn't get it up after he got CO'D drunk.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2012 01:47 PM (tqwMN)

164 152
Krauthammer hates stairs.


Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:46 PM (QKKT0)


Oh my lord...

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2012 01:48 PM (GQ8sn)

165 Bill Kristol brings photos of Paul Ryan and Rubio into the bathroom.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:48 PM (r2PLg)

166 O'Reilly glanced at Megyn's boobs twice this month.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 01:48 PM (TomZ9)

167 Greg Gutfeld arrives seconds before airtime, riding Bill Schultz.

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:48 PM (MMC8r)

168 Ann Coulter refused to sign an autograph in the bathroom.

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:49 PM (qfooS)

169 Dana Perino just brought in donuts.

And not the lousy mass-produced ones from Dunkin.

The really good ones from that small family-run donut shop on the corner.

You know, the ones that make those awesome apple fritters the size of a baby!

So, Dana Perino is trying to make me fat and ugly. Bitch.

Posted by: Special Agent Fox Mole-der! at April 11, 2012 01:49 PM (q/kmn)

170 FNC's lawyer-chicks: Kelly, Wiehl, and Guilfoyle are going off about the violation of ethics conducted by Zimmerman's attorney's during their bizarre press conference yesterday.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:49 PM (piMMO)

171 I'm going with gay man.

Oooo, horseback riding. How "elite". I mean everyone knows that anybody can walk onto any golf course and tee off with an old stick, you can be a hobo and golf. That's a common person's game for sure. But horses? Pfft. Only those royal types do that.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 01:49 PM (RZ8pf)

172
O'Reilly's breath smells like tuna...with cheese.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (gppu7)

173 The tuna salad in the cafeteria is questionable.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (GTbGH)

174 All the make-artists are straight!

Posted by: Deep Cover @ FoxNews at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (ViYK+)

175 Juan Williams is forced to hand out towels in the men's bathroom for spare change and talking points.

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (qfooS)

176 O'Reilly glanced at Megyn's boobs twice this month segment.

FIX'T.
Dude has Roman Eyes like nobody else.

Posted by: reason at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (q/kmn)

177 Id like to know how they found the mole

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Lives at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (yAor6)

178 Breaking....Charles Manson was denied parole.. shocking, I know.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (DGIjM)

179 FNC's lawyer-chicks: Kelly, Wiehl, and Guilfoyle

All highly bangable.

Posted by: EC at April 11, 2012 01:51 PM (GQ8sn)

180 Id like to know how they found the mole

Only one person curtains the stall with TP.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 01:51 PM (GTbGH)

181 >>Were they the ones btw that had that dickbag do that horrible piece on Trig Palin?

They celebrated Breitbart's death. I'd say to Hell with them all, but they've already got their suite reserved.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (ZKzrr)

182 Kelly, Wiehl, and Guilfoyle

That would be the best law firm ever.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (rND5e)

183


I am CornMoleo. Show me your teepee. Must see your teepee.

Posted by: Beavis at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (+5U+B)

184 Hardly "nothing" -- the mole exposed the "soul-crushing," demoralizing manner in which Fox treats its "lesser" employees. The fact that they can't get jobs elsewhere just proves what a unprofessional, second-rate reputation Fox has in the professional newsgathering industry.

Posted by: Frederick at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (tpEID)

185 I hate seeing all this hate directed a mole.

I think it's delicious.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (5H6zj)

186 Shep Smith wears a girdle.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (r2PLg)

187 177 Id like to know how they found the mole

I bet they hired the mole. It sounds like an Ailes marketing ploy.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (VndSC)

188
Were they the ones btw that had that dickbag do that horrible piece on Trig Palin?

lulu, you might be thinking of Wonkette's Ken Layne.

One year ago this month Ken Layne was upset at Sarah Palin celebrating Trig's birthday:

"Today is the day we come together to celebrate the snowbilly grifter’s magical journey from Texas to Alaska to deliver to the America the great gentleman scholar Trig Palin."

hahahhaha, wait, that's not funny.

here's another "joke" about Trig Palin, a baby, by Wonkette:

“What’s he [Trig] dreaming about? Nothing. He’s retarded.”

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:53 PM (jUytm)

189 Id like to know how they found the mole

Other employees found it curious when the file clerk started wearing dark glasses and a trenchcoat to work and started talking in whispers?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 11, 2012 01:53 PM (RZ8pf)

190 lol @ 152

Posted by: dan-O at April 11, 2012 01:53 PM (sWycd)

191 The moronettes will know what I'm talking about but, reading the comments, I am reminded of the "mole" installed at the high-school in Never Been Kissed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:53 PM (piMMO)

192 Tinkle, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (VndSC)

193 Breaking....Charles Manson was denied parole.. shocking, I know.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (DGIjM)
************
But they had pictures of him as a 12-year-old in a hoody! He was so cute!

Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (ggRof)

194 In my opinion, the footage of the pre-interview conversation between Romney and Hannity is more helpful than not because it shows that Romney is personable, polite, and possesses a sense of humor. He is still a bit awkward, but he is not a robot.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (d6QMz)

195 There is still cake in the break room from the Beck going-away party.

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (qfooS)

196 That would be the best law firm ever.

Emphasis on the 'Firm' IYKWIM.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (8y9MW)

197
O'Reilly glanced at Megyn's boobs twice this month segment.

FIX'T.




Dude. Even I peek at her boobs twice in a segment.

Posted by: momma at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (oKsWl)

198 177Id like to know how they found the molePosted by: AuthorLMendez Lives at April 11, 2012 01:50 PM (yAor6)S/he probably hasn't been very good at concealing his/her political opinions and dislike of FNC. So: Supervisor: We have a mole in the department! Sub-supervisor:Sounds like X. Let's check her email.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (zj1Yv)

199 The fact that they can't get jobs elsewhere just proves what a
unprofessional, second-rate reputation Fox has in the professional
newsgathering industry.


That's some good satire, there. Shall we edit it NBC-style?

Posted by: nickless at April 11, 2012 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

200 Whenever Ann Coulter shows up to do a segment, Jerry Rivers follows her around with a pee cup.

Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:55 PM (/ZZCn)

201 second-rate reputation ,CNN-NBC has in the professional propaganda for DNC newsgathering industry.

Posted by: Frederick at April 11, 2012 01:52 PM (tpEID)

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 01:55 PM (TomZ9)

202
Not a good idea to have t-shirt over my head. That's how they caught me.

Posted by: CornMoleo at April 11, 2012 01:55 PM (+5U+B)

203
/keys mic on walkie talkie cschchhhh

A construction crew just showed up to do work on the 4th floor.
All white.
Non union, probably.
Just like in North Korea.

/over

/chshsssshh

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:55 PM (jUytm)

204 But the picture of toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake, reads "chick" to me.
I went ballistic when this started happening in our mens bathroom about two years ago; after a written counseling warning for my efforts the streamed toilet paper still hangs. I've accepted it now, and have moved on to other critical issues like coffee cup size.

Posted by: blogRot at April 11, 2012 01:56 PM (chysP)

205 @158 - there's a word for that. It's called sitzpinkel.

I'm disappointed in how Fox has handled this. They needed a George Smiley, someone who could turn the mole and start feeding Gawker disinformation, a couple months of highly believable low-level stuff, working them toward some gigantic embarrassment that'd have their staff looking to resettle in Latin America under assumed names.

Posted by: JEM at April 11, 2012 01:56 PM (o+SC1)

206 Not a good idea to have t-shirt over my head. That's how they caught me.


****

Well, not a Che shirt.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 01:56 PM (piMMO)

207 If I had a son, he would look like a gay bathroom stall mole

Posted by: Obama at April 11, 2012 01:56 PM (OhYCU)

208 After Shep Smith's show they put him into a utility closet and plug him into a wall socket for recharging.

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 01:57 PM (qfooS)

209 Greg Gutfeld arrives seconds before airtime, riding Bill Schultz.

Well, yeah, everyone knows that.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 01:57 PM (VtjlW)

210 Assuming the mole wasn't smart enough to change/make up some of the details it's probably not that hard for people at FNC to figure out who would have access to all of those things.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2012 01:57 PM (tqwMN)

211 >>Id like to know how they found the mole

According to Wikipeda, moles eat "earthworms and other small invertebrates found in the soil and also a variety of nuts."

Probably started snacking on Beckel.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 11, 2012 01:57 PM (ZKzrr)

212 shep's eyelashes are real

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 01:58 PM (TomZ9)

213 Know why Olbermann was really fired?

He kept claiming workman's comp every time he hit his head on the underside of his desk, while trying to suck his own dickclit.

Posted by: momma at April 11, 2012 01:58 PM (oKsWl)

214 >>Id like to know how they found the mole

They baited him with a Teabagging meeting

Posted by: MoleBusters at April 11, 2012 01:58 PM (OhYCU)

215 Holowpoint! I stole your quote to promulgate on Facebook, and you owe me a keyboard! Good work.

Heh- I stole it from somewhere myself. Don't remember where- some TV show.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 01:59 PM (SY2Kh)

216
/chsshshshsh

Just got my paycheck.

They take out money for some secret organization called FICA.

Must be some Nazi racist organization...like the KKK.

/over

/chshshshshh

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 01:59 PM (jUytm)

217 i guess shep might actually cover the gap between the wall and stall.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 01:59 PM (TomZ9)

218 This is cell phone mentality. Anything you see, video it and become a star. 20 somethings really are lost.

I posted it on my facebook page and someone saw it? Oh, my.

A new level of airhead.

They are on the phone driving or walking, where ever these bitches go they are TROUBLE.

Don't hire them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 11, 2012 01:59 PM (hXJOG)

219 Krauthammer hates stairs.

So...he's a Dalek...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 11, 2012 01:59 PM (GBXon)

220 152
Krauthammer hates stairs.


Posted by: The Mole at April 11, 2012 01:46 PM (QKKT0)

Why would he. Chuck, come on let's run up the stairs. It's good for you, just watch the low overhangs, I hit my head on those a couple of times a day.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at April 11, 2012 02:00 PM (3jGS1)

221 All told, basically Fox News gets the same quality mole as AoSHQ gets as a troll...?

Posted by: reason at April 11, 2012 02:01 PM (q/kmn)

222 Megyn Kelly gets a Brazilian once a month.

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 01:39 PM (3jGS1)

Pictures or it didn't happen. now we morons can see the stork!

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 11, 2012 02:01 PM (1grxW)

223 'they used the wrong shade of foundation on Shep one day.' see how evil they are. He is not a spring!

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 02:01 PM (TomZ9)

224 11
It is interesting that O'Reilly doesn't have The Key but must piss with the proles.


He's looking out for the folks. Wants to make sure there is no ring on the toilet.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 11, 2012 02:02 PM (hXJOG)

225 People drape toilet paper over gaps for privacy. Do they think people are peeking at them or are they having sex in there?

Posted by: dagny at April 11, 2012 02:02 PM (CMM9V)

226 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:02 PM (6HIQG)

227 SHOCKING EXCLUSIVE: Per the Fox News mole, it's been revealed that Greta Van Susteren will be reporting on the recent disappearance of a young, pretty white girl.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 11, 2012 02:03 PM (SY2Kh)

228
After my interview at Fox News, I was sent to Personnel.

They made me fill out a lot of forms. I was forced to divulge a lot of personal information.

It was like being in Nazi Germany, they were all, like, show me your papers.

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 02:03 PM (jUytm)

229 The wolf howls at the silver moon. Destroy this message.

Posted by: John Notmole at April 11, 2012 02:03 PM (hiMsy)

230 Shep Smith has nipple rings...

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 02:03 PM (3jGS1)

231 Mara Lliasson still butt fugly.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2012 02:03 PM (eavT+)

232 Michael: I was at the property the Japanese funded today. The whole backside has moles.
Tobias: That's Frank's problem, too.


Posted by: Tobias Funke at April 11, 2012 02:04 PM (qwK3S)

233 Greg Gutfeld was not interested in my story about my priest's barber's friend who knows the Pope is going to retire this month. And he said I smell like cat pee... Go figure. Racistsssss.

Posted by: Hush-hush the Mole at April 11, 2012 02:04 PM (qfooS)

234 There is a second mole.

But which mole did FNC find?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (kqqGm)

235 Slightly more important than Fox's rodent infestation:

From WaPo via WeazleZippers (via Twitter): George Zimmerman to be charged. The article WZ links to doesn't have specifics of the charge.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (8y9MW)

236 can themole please tell blechel to stop eating EVERYTHING in the break room?

Posted by: mike huckabee at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (KcINh)

237 OT

Obama Administration Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs Johnnie Carson: Deadly Islamic Terrorist Attacks Against Christians In Nigeria Have Nothing To Do With ReligionJAWA: http://tinyurl.com/cgn3an3

Posted by: momma at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (oKsWl)

238 They always looked at me funny when I up-twinkled or down-twinkled their ideas on how best to scrub the toilets.

Posted by: Definitely not the mole at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (ggRof)

239 So Gawker sent a "mole" to gather "intel" on Fox?

Liberals wouldn't know intelligence if it kicked them in the groin...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (wtvvX)

240 230
Shep Smith has nipple rings...


Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 02:03 PM (3jGS1)


Oh God say it is true. I've never done an "old rebel"

Posted by: Barney at April 11, 2012 02:05 PM (hXJOG)

241 It's a conspiracy, Woodchuck, a fuckin' conspiracy.

Posted by: Mole on the Grassy Knoll at April 11, 2012 02:06 PM (qwK3S)

242 I don't think Sir Alec Guiness would approve of this spy thriller either.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 11, 2012 02:06 PM (eavT+)

243 the Mole is not my wife/fiance, I SWEAR

Posted by: Scott Beauchamp at April 11, 2012 02:06 PM (chysP)

244 When I saw this on Treacher's Twitter last night, I was giggling like the proverbial schoolgirl. I kind of thought FNC would, you know, be quiet for a while about it, feed misinformation, that kind of thing.

Not identify right away and announce it, which is probably more hilarious.

Also... "ratings-challenged"? Last I heard,FNC beats everybody else in that department, sometimes combined.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 11, 2012 02:06 PM (zgHLA)

245 can themole please tell blechel to stop eating EVERYTHING in the break room?

Posted by: mike huckabee>>>

I wondered how you lost all that weight.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 11, 2012 02:07 PM (tf9Ne)

246 Oh no.

FNC just showed a video clip of a gorgeous little 3 year old Syrian girl walking through their bombed-out house with her grandfather when he asked "Who did this?", she said, very clearly "ASSAD!"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:07 PM (piMMO)

247
Megyn Kelly reporting it now.....looks like Zimmerman is going to be charged.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 02:07 PM (+5U+B)

248 244 She/he meant Fox Business.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:08 PM (6HIQG)

249 Isn't the whole point about placing a mole to find something VALUABLE before you disclose that you've got them placed?

What did Marx say, history has two acts, the first is tragedy, the second is farce? This mole is supposed to be the new anti-Fox "Deep Throat"--"Deep Fox." And all they got is this utterly useless krapp? Man, the Left can't even do treachery right any more!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 11, 2012 02:08 PM (l23WN)

250 some of the women at fox wear pretty panties and the men actually wear clean socks, how weird.

Posted by: willow-channels the Mole at April 11, 2012 02:08 PM (TomZ9)

251 Swear it wasn't me this time.

Posted by: Bill Haydon at April 11, 2012 02:08 PM (GQ8sn)

252 Heh, the Gorn.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:09 PM (GTbGH)

253 But which mole did FNC find?

*****

The one they were willing to sacrifice.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:09 PM (piMMO)

254 247

Megyn Kelly reporting it now.....looks like Zimmerman is going to be charged.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 02:07 PM (+5U+B)

Bring on the circus and then the race war when he is acquitted...Buy moar Ammo...

Posted by: Mole at April 11, 2012 02:09 PM (3jGS1)

255 the bathroom is boring, even the cabinets don't have any useful drugs that i want.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 02:09 PM (TomZ9)

256 247

Megyn Kelly reporting it now.....looks like Zimmerman is going to be charged.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 02:07 PM (+5U+B)

With.....? Self Defense?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 11, 2012 02:09 PM (FIDMq)

257 Drudge siren. Zimmerman is now being charged.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 02:10 PM (QTHTd)

258 Some sort of secret army is being amassed here at FNCHQ.

Just yesterday, I accidentally went to "the 8th floor" in the elevator. Imagine, if you will, an entire level of the Massive Ailes Empire, filled with row after row of occupied desks, as far as the eye could see. At each desk sat a person, busily ciphering away at a computer, occassionally writing on paper, and in some sort of sick Pavlovian act, picking up and speaking into an inanimate hunk of plastic on their desk whenever a tiny bell inside would sound.

I could hardly tear my eyes away from the scene of these brainwashed, shackled thousands to quickly read the sign on the wall at the entrance.
RESEARCH DEPARTMENT

What does it mean? For now, I still do not know. One of them looked up at me and I quickly fumbled for the elevator button. The door opened, and I slipped in silently, between Doocy Sr. and Doocy Jr.

Rest assured, I will go back to this hall of horrors and get to the bottom of this mysterious finding.

Posted by: Special Agent Fox Mole-der! at April 11, 2012 02:10 PM (q/kmn)

259 We found the mole! It's the Chairman.

Posted by: FoxCI at April 11, 2012 02:10 PM (46qC3)

260 What did they think they would find there? People walking around in Nazi uniforms plotting to overthrow the Obama regime?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2012 02:10 PM (1Jaio)

261 The Gorn is ... out? The slow news day is ... out?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 02:10 PM (QTHTd)

262 Neil Cavuto took a upper decker in the ladies room for Lark.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:11 PM (6HIQG)

263
254....Bring on the circus and then the race war when he is acquitted...Buy moar Ammo...

This is one case that I hope drags on for a while.....like, till after the election.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 02:11 PM (+5U+B)

264 So, we now have a President's reelection tactics responsible for the arrest of a Hispanic.

Posted by: Outraged at April 11, 2012 02:11 PM (OhYCU)

265 Wow, you saw the lobby?



I really Lol'd!

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 02:11 PM (X6akg)

266 Also... "ratings-challenged"? Last I heard,FNC beats everybody else in that department, sometimes combined.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 11, 2012 02:06 PM (zgHLA)

The mole was talking about Fox Business Network. Looks like that is starting to change.http://tinyurl.com/7j8mocu

Posted by: mrcaniac at April 11, 2012 02:12 PM (1grxW)

267
I don't mean to be morbid, but I really do think there is a high probability that Zimmerman will end it soon.

Right now he's in a high pressure cooker and his life will never return to normal.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 11, 2012 02:12 PM (jUytm)

268 Did anybody really think the ,Feds would send in a pecial prosecutor to exonerate him?

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:12 PM (6HIQG)

269 Moley moley moley moley moley moley!!!

Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at April 11, 2012 02:12 PM (DrWcr)

270 Ipad typing trouble.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (6HIQG)

271 Okay, for those who can watch/access the Special Prosecutor's remarks- what's he being charged with? Murder? Manslaughter? Being a meanie?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (8y9MW)

272 They all think that Zimmerman is getting railroaded!
***
Oh the HUM-MAN-ATEE!!!!

Posted by: Gray Squirrel at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (eavT+)

273 Hey Mole, tell me when Fox hands out basketballs with Cavuto's mug on them, Korea style.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (UU0OF)

274 Did anybody really think the ,Feds would send in a pecial prosecutor to exonerate him?

State appointed, not Fed.
Otherwise your comment is spot on.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (8y9MW)

275 According to FOX, Zimmerman is getting charged.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (UpwlP)

276
Does this remind anyone else of the janitor from the movie Billy Madison?
"Billy likes to drink soda, Miss Lippy's car is green"

Posted by: Brian448 at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (nXU7k)

277 JUST LIKE NORTH KOREA!!!!!!

...and every single network front office (including "E") in the world.

SCANDOLOUS!!!!

Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (I1icO)

278 Control was convinced there was a mole in the Circus. Who but a mole cleverly planted deep inside the Fox Machine would know about the toilet paper draped over the gap between stall and wall, for privacy's sake?

Posted by: troyriser at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (vtiE6)

279 According to FOX, Zimmerman is getting charged.

Welcome to the party, pal.

What with?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (8y9MW)

280 “You can stop looking in Florida,” Uhrig told reporters. “Look much further away than that.”

Peru?

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (GTbGH)

281 Gawker's big mistake was announcing that they had a mole right away. Unless this has been going on for a while, it's really amateurish. Build up a backlog of columns and intel, then announce, and make them wonder.

Or never announce at all, and use the secrets to undermine the enemy.

OTOH, really? A mole inside a corporation? They must really think FNC is an actual cult or something. What dark secrets did they expect to find? Memos of bias-reinforcement? If there was any there there, stuff like that would be outed already.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (zgHLA)

282 Okay, for those who can watch/access the Special
Prosecutor's remarks- what's he being charged with? Murder?
Manslaughter? Being a meanie?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:13 PM (8y9MW)


From the Drudge link:
Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey plans to announce as early as Wednesday afternoon that she is charging neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman in the shooting of Trayvon Martin, according to a law enforcement official close to the investigation.

It was not immediately clear what charge Zimmerman will face.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (X6akg)

283 274 DOJ is down there too.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (6HIQG)

284 Dead giveaway clue as to who was Gawker's "Fox Mole":

Toilet paper origami left in stall of Obi-Won's "Hot Licks" campaign symbol.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (HmCnI)

285 I don't mean to be morbid, but I really do think there is a high probability that Zimmerman will end it soon.


***

I wondered at that last night, asking whether he might be suicidal now.

If he commits suicide then he is the only one who loses.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (piMMO)

286 that's some hard hitting news right there, who would of thought that the people at fox news go to the bathroom.

Posted by: exceller at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (jx2Td)

287
/chsshshhssh

Just found a door with "Private" on it.

Must be a meeting room.

This is where Fox News cooridinates with the Tea Party.

/over

/chshhsshhshh

Posted by: Woodchuck at April 11, 2012 02:15 PM (jUytm)

288 It was not immediately clear what charge Zimmerman will face.

Drat. I knew that much.

274 DOJ is down there too.

Yes, but the Special Prosecutor was appointed by the State.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (8y9MW)

289 GZ getting charged? Discharging a firearm within city limits.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (O3R/2)

290 Fox News has reported that the Washington Post is saying that AG Angela
Corey WILL charge George Zimmerman in the shooting death of Trayvon
Martin.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (e8kgV)

291 Eric Holder went to Sharpton's National Action Network rally
Story at Daily Caller

http://tinyurl.com/8xgdl7p

There's hardly a single day that goes by where the JEF and his critical racists don't do something incredibly f**king outrageous. I am so sick of this bastard and his Chicago thugs.

Posted by: Lurkasaurus at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (sJKFk)

292 ick... clarification....

his family loses, obviously, but what I mean is that the animals who are threatening him will hold a celebration and use his situation as a guidebook for conducting similar operations.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (piMMO)

293 Megyn Kelly speculated that the charges might be 2nd degree murder.

Posted by: wheatie at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (+5U+B)

294 Discharging a firearm within city limits.

Sound ordinance.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (GTbGH)

295 288 Yeah,I know that now.I'm sure the Feds will pile on.Trayvon's civil rights were violated.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (6HIQG)

296 Dead giveaway clue as to who was Gawker's "Fox Mole":

Carelessly left Gawker's Secret Decoder Ring in plain sight at desk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (HmCnI)

297
the charge?

maybe something like unlawful discharge of a firearm?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (jUytm)

298 GZ getting charged? Discharging a firearm within city limits.

Improper disposal of trash

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (QTHTd)

299 Yeah, it's definitely a chick.

Men don't sneer at "inoffensive corporate art."

Men actually don't even notice corporate art, and when they do, they don't spend any time gauging its level of offensiveness.

Real men think about drinking. And getting shit done. And sex. And drinking.

Posted by: Phinn at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (KNtHw)

300 No matter what, Zimmerman will always be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (i3+c5)

301 291 Eric Holder went to Sharpton's National Action Network rally Story at Daily Caller http://tinyurl.com/8xgdl7p There's hardly a single day that goes by where the JEF and his critical racists don't do something incredibly f**king outrageous. I am so sick of this bastard and his Chicago thugs.
Posted by: Lurkasaurus at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (sJKFk)



^This. Just saw the story over on Drudge. Utterly repulsive.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (DrWcr)

302 Corey's office is down the street from where I live. I'd go do there to check out the press situation but my daughter took my truck today!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (piMMO)

303 maybe something like unlawful discharge of a firearm?

No way. That completely concedes that the shooting of Martin was justified in the first place- which is sovereign defense against any such "nuisance" charges.

It's gotta be Murder 2 or Manslaughter, or something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (8y9MW)

304 Real men think about drinking. And getting shit done. And sex. And drinking.


Posted by: Phinn at April 11, 2012 02:17 PM (KNtHw)

And Sports.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (3jGS1)

305 Shepard Smith is synchronized with his female coworkers.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (Td6In)

306 It was not immediately clear what charge Zimmerman will face.


Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 02:14 PM (X6akg)
I had read that He had pass'd a voice analysis test the night of the death, and he had passed it.
would they have mismanaged the questioning for that?

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (TomZ9)

307
Florida special prosecutor Angela Corey plans to announce as early as
Wednesday afternoon that she is charging neighborhood watch volunteer
George Zimmerman in the shooting of Trayvon Martin, according to a law
enforcement official close to the investigation.


It was not immediately clear what charge Zimmerman will face.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (e8kgV)

308 Men don't sneer at "inoffensive corporate art."

****

Gay men do.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (piMMO)

309 The first indicator that we weren't dealing with SMERSH caliber talent was the chosen codename: indifferent handjob.

Posted by: Junket the GSA clown at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (c9Ivb)

310 nude post

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (GTbGH)

311 289
GZ getting charged? Discharging a firearm within city limits.


That almost happened to me, for shooting an obviously rabid prairie dog.
When the neighbors approved, they dropped everything.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (Qxe/p)

312 266 Also... "ratings-challenged"? Last I heard,FNC beats everybody else in that department, sometimes combined.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 11, 2012 02:06 PM (zgHLA)
The mole was talking about Fox Business Network. Looks like that is starting to change.http://tinyurl.com/7j8mocu

Posted by: mrcaniac at April 11, 2012 02:12 PM (1grxW)

Ah, okay. Still, FBN isn't a standard part of basic cable yet (like FNC is), is it? It's also pretty new, IIRC. Anyway, hahahahaha this is the most fun story in a long, long while.

Related: http://tinyurl.com/oqhar4

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (zgHLA)

313
Discharging a firearm within city limits.

I wouldn't be surprised.

I don't know what this prosecutor lady has cooking, but maybe she's crafty.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2012 02:19 PM (jUytm)

314 It may be hard to charge him, if they can't find him. He does have a bounty out on his head though.

Posted by: Salman Rushdie at April 11, 2012 02:20 PM (VndSC)

315
No way. That completely concedes that the
shooting of Martin was justified in the first place- which is sovereign
defense against any such "nuisance" charges.

It's gotta be Murder 2 or Manslaughter, or something.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 11, 2012 02:18 PM (8y9MW)

This whole thing depends on whether Z was in fact assaulted and injured by Martin. How the fuck do they plan to prove anything if Z's nose is broken and he has lacerations on his head? Couple that with eyewitnesses, the voice stress test Z took that night and I don't see how they have any murder-2 or manslaughter case.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 11, 2012 02:20 PM (3jGS1)

316 It may be hard to charge him, if they can't find him. He does have a bounty out on his head though.

****

Someone speculated yesterday that he may be in protective custody.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:21 PM (piMMO)

317 Posted by: Salman Rushdie at April 11, 2012 02:20 PM (VndSC)


Yeah, I kinda like that fatwa thing--it is soo efficient!

Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at April 11, 2012 02:21 PM (i3+c5)

318 Eric Holder went to Sharpton's National Action Network rally

Story at Daily Caller



http://tinyurl.com/8xgdl7p



There's hardly a single day that goes by where the JEF and his
critical racists don't do something incredibly f**king outrageous. I am
so sick of this bastard and his Chicago thugs.



Posted by: Lurkasaurus at April 11, 2012 02:16 PM (sJKFk)


We not just put the Black Panthers in charge of the Justice Department? Oh wait, they probably already have

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2012 02:22 PM (1Jaio)

319 I think Zimmerman's problems are going to arise from failing to follow the orders of the officer on the phone to not follow Martin.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (piMMO)

320 Has it occurred to anyone else that suborning an employee is a major criminal offense?

Posted by: Fred Z at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (Jgef5)

321 We had some crap art from a guy named Kandinsky. I hated it. Just shit.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (O3R/2)

322 Dead giveaway clue as to who was Gawker's "Fox Mole":

Crapped against cars in parking garage, not in toilets

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (HmCnI)

323 Someone speculated yesterday that he may be in protective custody.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:21 PM (piMMO)


Wouldn't his lawyers know about that? When they stepped aside they seemed clueless as to getting a hold of him.
I think the guy has snapped (not that I blame him)....nothing would surprise me at this point.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 02:24 PM (X6akg)

324 I think Zimmerman's problems are going to arise from failing to follow
the orders of the officer on the phone to not follow Martin.


Except that there was no such order.

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:24 PM (GTbGH)

325 So, anyone here think that a jury will convict him?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 02:24 PM (O3R/2)

326 I think Zimmerman's problems are going to arise from
failing to follow the orders of the officer on the phone to not follow
Martin.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (piMMO)

The police have already said that he wasn't obliged to follow the call takers orders. And from the sound of the 911 call, he had stopped following him and was returning to his car to meet the police.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2012 02:25 PM (X6akg)

327 Patty Ann Brown practices keeping a straight face in the bathroom mirror before she goes onto Red Eye and says all those swarthy things she says.

Posted by: Special Agent Fox Mole-der! at April 11, 2012 02:25 PM (5npD/)

328 We not just put the Black Panthers in charge of the Justice Department? Oh wait, they probably already have
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2012 02:22 PM (1Jaio)



Sympathizers, at least.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2012 02:26 PM (v+QvA)

329 Except that there was no such order.


Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:24 PM (GTbGH)

Righto--the way I heard it it was "not" an order, nor was it clear that GZ continued to follow TM.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2012 02:26 PM (i3+c5)

330 Side note: Did Pox News decide to give Patty Ann Brown a better beautician. 2 years ago she was homely. Now, not so.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 02:27 PM (O3R/2)

331 How the fuck do they plan to prove anything if Z's
nose is broken and he has lacerations on his head? Couple that with
eyewitnesses, the voice stress test Z took that night and I don't see
how they have any murder-2 or manslaughter case.Posted by: Hedgehog


The witnesses did not see the actual shooting, though. If they were motivated to shape the prosecution they could set about making it appear that Z was only injured by M after M was shot,IE his final actions were to fall on top of Z, knocking him down and causing the injuries.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2012 02:27 PM (qfooS)

332 Zimmerman should head for Venezuela and let them hold the trial without him. He may never be safe in the US.

Posted by: slatz at April 11, 2012 02:27 PM (sAq06)

333 Transcript http://is.gd/og1tEU

Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:28 PM (GTbGH)

334 329 Except that there was no such order.Posted by: toby928© at April 11, 2012 02:24 PM (GTbGH) Righto--the way I heard it it was "not" an order, nor was it clear that GZ continued to follow TM.
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2012 02:26 PM (i3+c5)


IIRC, the dispatcher said something like "We don't need you to do that" which isnot exactly an order.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2012 02:28 PM (v+QvA)

335 >>> I think Zimmerman's problems are going to arise from failing to follow

the orders of the officer on the phone to not follow Martin.

Not only is this legally incorrect, inasmuch as no one is obligated to follow the instructions of police dispatchers, but it's also factually incorrect for two reasons -- (1) the dispatcher said "we don't need you to do that" (not an actual "order"), and (2) the gunshot was fired about 2 minutes AFTER the dispatcher said these words, but Zimmerman had only traveled about 10 feet at that time.

Walking 10 feet in 2 minutes shows that he did, in fact, stop following Martin after the police dispatcher said "we don't need you to do that."

Posted by: Phinn at April 11, 2012 02:29 PM (KNtHw)

336 They figured out who the Fox Mole was when, during staff meeting, somebody said they couldn't run a story yet because they only had second-hand accounts.

The Mole laughed like this was some sort of punchline.

Posted by: reason at April 11, 2012 02:29 PM (5npD/)

337 The Left's logic on the Zimmerman case is consistent with their views on any violence invoving a party they are sympathetic to getting it's ass handed to them by a better armed opponent. For example, they scream when Israel punches back. They chant excessive force! Excessive force! No fair!

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2012 02:30 PM (eKmTe)

338 And find a nice, curvy latina to settle down with.

Posted by: slatz at April 11, 2012 02:30 PM (sAq06)

339 Good luck seating a jury. It took Florida months to seat one for Casey Anthony, and they wound up with brain dead idiots who couldn't explain why they did what they did.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2012 02:31 PM (c9Ivb)

340 IE his final actions were to fall on top of Z, knocking him down and causing the injuries.

Good call. EMT see it all the time. Someone's already dead, but there is this brain-stem involuntary reflex to grab someone else by the ears and knock their melon into the pavement a few times...

Posted by: reason at April 11, 2012 02:32 PM (5npD/)

341
Amazing.Most moronicpost in days and still on topic almost 300 posts into this thing...
;;;;
All the other posters on variousred sites are busy calling each ugly names over whether the election is about themselves or the country.
;;;;;
I'm going for a hike tolook for shed antlers.
;;;;;
I love you gahhs, y'all are unbeeliebabull.

Posted by: Dan Reeves at April 11, 2012 02:33 PM (Usk3+)

342 Just watched Fox 'News'... waving the Red Flag for us to intervene MILITARILY in Syria... constant view of a three year old girl sitting in a destroyed appartment.

House of Saud OWNS part of Fox... house of Saud wants Iran Bitch slapped and Assad out of power in Syria....

How stupid do they really think we are??? They call Abraham Lincoln one of the greatest Presidents ever for putting down an armed revolt with 100's of thousands of casulties, and destroying the entrie economy of the South... while they call Assad a 'Murderer' for 9000 casulties while putting down a Civil insurection.

This piss hole is NOT worth a Single American Life... nor worth putting ANOTHER War's coston my children's debt...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)

343 Good call. EMT see it all the time. Someone's
already dead, but there is this brain-stem involuntary reflex to grab
someone else by the ears and knock their melon into the pavement a few
times.Posted by: reason


Who said he was already dead?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2012 02:39 PM (qfooS)

344 Posted by: Special Agent Fox Mole-der! at April 11, 2012 01:31 PM (V40IZ)

LOL! I'm a slow reader.

Posted by: Brian at April 11, 2012 02:42 PM (wTSvK)

345 Side note: Did Pox News decide to give Patty Ann Brown a better beautician. 2 years ago she was homely. Now, not so.

****

You might find yourself tarred and feathered for making a statement like that around here. She is a perennial favorite.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:42 PM (piMMO)

346 Gawker just received this coded message from Fox mole.

We are decoding it right now.

D R I N K Y O U R O V A L T I N E

Posted by: mpfs at April 11, 2012 02:43 PM (5Rz0c)

347 Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2012 02:36 PM (lZBBB)


A good reason to hate some of these newscasters and neocons that don't have even distant relatives (eighth cousins thrice removed) in the serving military. Sorry for the little girl, but I don't see how "we" are or should be responsible for the crap that goes on every day in the ME. The citizens of the entire ME aren't worth one bandaid on an American military member.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (i3+c5)

348 zimmermans already left the country. hence the strange press conference when his lawyers quit. If they havent heard from him in 2 days and they're dropping him, hes long gone. hes a dead man walking in America, in or out of jail.

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 11, 2012 02:44 PM (bwFDU)

349 I think its suspected that he left the country, while it was still legal for him to do so, before he was charged. Maybe Florida is rushing to charge him in case he's still here?

Posted by: Jewish janitor in SF at April 11, 2012 02:46 PM (bwFDU)

350 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (piMMO)
The
police have already said that he wasn't obliged to follow the call
takers orders. And from the sound of the 911 call, he had stopped
following him and was returning to his car to meet the police.

*****

I'm just trying to think of where the hell they can find an angle.

He had a right to carry a gun.
He had a right to defend himself when attacked.
He had a right to identify a potential threat to his neighborhood.
He called police when he suspected something was amiss.

I'm just trying to figure out from which angle the prosecutor will pursue charges.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:46 PM (piMMO)

351
Local Fox new affiliates are filled with all sorts of pro-democrat hack moles.
Fox news, so scary, has been inflitrated.

Posted by: rectal exam at April 11, 2012 02:48 PM (O7ksG)

352
And polls continue to show it has little popular support either. For
example, a poll just conducted for IBD by TechnoMetrica Market
Intelligence found that only 22% said they wanted the justices to uphold
the entire law, while 37% said strike down the whole thing and 30% said
to strike down only the law’s individual mandate to buy health
insurance. Another 10% were unsure.


Strikingly, the same poll found that while 39% of Democrats wanted
the law upheld, 38% wanted the mandate struck down and another 12%
wanted the whole thing thrown out. In other words, 50% want part or all
of the law tossed. Even taking into account that some of those may be
liberals who dislike ObamaCare because it isn’t more expansive, it’s a
striking rejection of the president’s main accomplishment by his own
party.
Among independents, the numbers are even worse for the
president: 40% want the whole law repealed, 33% want the mandate
overturned and only 18% want the whole thing upheld. Unsurprisingly,
Republicans hate it even more: 66% want the whole thing thrown out, 19%
want just the mandate gone and only 10% want it all upheld. That’s based
on a poll of 906 people, conducted from March 30 to April 5.
So,
in other words, if the Supreme Court does throw out part or all of
ObamaCare, it’s a pretty sure bet that the American people will not be
rising up in outrage.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at April 11, 2012 02:49 PM (e8kgV)

353 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:46 PM (piMMO)


Why do you think we have hate crime legislation at the DoJ federal level?

Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at April 11, 2012 02:50 PM (i3+c5)

354 Yay! Obama and his DOJ finally get to have the show trial Barky touted in his campaign.

Wait. Zimmerman flew the coop?

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2012 02:50 PM (KWdVT)

355 Next Gawker insider scoop... "Extravagant, evil Koch Bros. use 2-ply toilet paper!!!"

Posted by: Army of Fact-Checkers at April 11, 2012 02:51 PM (/8qpd)

356 Wait. Zimmerman flew the coop?


Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2012 02:50 PM (KWdVT)

Good thing we have authorized drone attacks for overseas disposition of US citizens!

Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at April 11, 2012 02:52 PM (i3+c5)

357 Now the Gawker Mole says that Fox hasn't smoke him out. Expect the next startling expose' on the FoxNews Elevators and their dirty floor buttons.

Posted by: MiG 18 at April 11, 2012 02:54 PM (xIOzE)

358 According to FOX, Zimmerman is getting charged.

And now we can move on the wrongful-death suit! Ka-CHING! Close the office for the rest of the day, we're going yacht-shopping! I'm gonna name it 'Ben's Big Score!' And I'm gonna make SURE it's moored where the riots won't touch it! Make sure to send my bro Eric Holder a case of Old English 800! Toodles!

Oh, if the Martins call I'm out working on justice for their poor child Trayvon.

Posted by: Ben Crump, Crusading Attorney For Truth, Justice, and The African-American Way at April 11, 2012 02:57 PM (VMcoS)

359 Zimmerman thread now up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2012 02:58 PM (piMMO)

360 We had some crap art from a guy named Kandinsky. I hated it. Just shit.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 11, 2012 02:23 PM (O3R/2)

Feel free to hate anything by Wassily Kandinsky, one of the great pioneers of non-representational art, but because you hate it does not mean his work is shit. Did you know, for example, that Kandinsky had an extremely rare sensory condition called synaesthesia, the capacity to see sound and hear colour? Kandinsky essentially experienced color through two of his senses--sight and hearing--simultaneously. Experiencing his art from Kandinsky's perspective, each of his paintings is a full-bore color orchestra. Appreciating him fully takes a little work, but it's worth it. Give it a chance.

Personally, I like art that forces me to get actively engaged with it, that challenges me intellectually and aesthetically, but that's me. The late Thomas Kincaid made paintings that made me feel like Rick Santorum after JFK's church-and-state separation speech, but I could understand Kincaid's appeal and don't feel superior or smug about despising his paintings like the chancre sore on the face of nature that they are.

Posted by: troyriser at April 11, 2012 03:10 PM (vtiE6)

361
Another reveal: There was a second hooter on the assy mole...

Posted by: runningrn at April 11, 2012 03:49 PM (vJ9tV)

362 Elizabeth Spiers of the gawker? heard she was a cross between Arianna Huffington and Lady Gaga

Posted by: the Butcher at April 11, 2012 03:49 PM (8g9qq)

363 I have a mole on my butt but it rarely gets to scoop or exposeanything.

Posted by: Rich K at April 11, 2012 06:46 PM (X4l3T)

364 Joe Muto: from "deep cover, double-secret, super-spy mole" to "you're fired", in about 24 hours.

This guy ought to give lessons to Aldrich Ames and Robert Hanssen.

Posted by: Hayabusa at April 12, 2012 12:23 AM (B+qrE)

365 "North Korea-style" visages? What do you call those creepy "hope" posters? Or, how about those basketballs with images of The One? I guess projection really is a psychological phenomenon.

Posted by: Cygnus at April 12, 2012 09:34 AM (DFkgL)






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