Overnight Open Thread

For those of you who haven't had it yet, Earf Hour is/was tonight at 2030 so turn on ALL OF YOUR LIGHTS. All of them. And then go celebrate Human Achievement. Don't worry about your carbon footprint from using all your lights. I have it on good authority that quite a few North Korean families are offsetting our carbon dioxide emissions. It's like Earf Hour there 24/7. BTW, all those eco nuts burning their candles during their hour of no power Actually Contribute To Greater Carbon Dioxide Emissions.


Where Science Grant Money Goes

Example #3,476 of wasted grant money in the name of science. Evidently some French scientists wanted to prove that alcohol influences your self esteem. Well duh! I wonder how much they spent on this. Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder, Scientists Confirm. I guess the one interesting thing to note was that just the belief you had drunk some booze was enough to change your perception. Of course, if you've ever had a non-alcoholic drink like O'Douls you can probably relate to that so not exactly ground breaking research.

Those who believed they had drunk alcohol gave themselves high self-assessments, regardless of whether they had imbibed any booze or not.

And those who had believed they had not drunk any alcohol gave themselves a low assessment, even when there had been a hefty shot of pure alcohol in their drink.

Famous Movie Scenes With Kittehs

Police Action

I'm sure this won't surprise anyone since city budgets across the land are pretty much busted. Email: Troopers Plan Ticket Blitz. Oh I don't think this will go away but they'll be more discreet in how they communicate it. I'm all for enforcing the law but not when it sounds like it is more about competition and revenue versus public safety. I know here in Hampton Roads, the cops are all over the HOV violations. Not so much the speeding and reckless driving going on in the regular lanes.

According to this document, starting tonight at midnight, patrols will be stepped up. The memo from Lt. Anthony Schirillo says in part;

"...we have to issue at least 60 infractions / Misdemeanors each shift for a total of 180 infractions in order to outperform both Troop F and Troop G.

"...One day Troop F issued 301 tickets. Troop G responded by issuing 345 in one day. We can do better...

"I am asking that everyone, myself included, contribute to this effort...

"NOTE if we happen to issue 350 tickets in one day that would be stellar."

WWII Images

This is actually pretty cool. Extraordinary Images Merge Images of European City Streets In War And Peace.

Amateur Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov, 42, collected old pictures of five European cities which suffered the heaviest fighting during World War Two.

He spent 12 months painstakingly travelling to Paris, Leningrad (now St Petersburg), Berlin and Prague to re-create the 'today' shots before mixing the pictures together on a computer.

More photos over at his blog. Thanks to Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt for the link.

Legos

Alright Lego builders, Here's A 56-pound Lego Model Of Battlestar Galactica.

April Fools Day

Don't forget, tomorrow is April Fools Day so be alert for some shenanigans! As a primer, here's 5 Hilarious Fake Scientific Breakthroughs. Some day, AGW will be on this list. Someday.

In 1998, the online edition of Nature pulled what may be the most cerebral April Fools' Day prank in history. In an article discussing the debate over the origin of birds, the writer refers to the discovery of "a near-complete skeleton of a theropod [T. rex-like] dinosaur in North Dakota." Dubbed Smaugia volans, paleontologists believe the dino "could have flown."

The skeleton, including rib and neck bones that showed signs of frequent exposure to fire, was supposedly discovered by Randy Sepulchrave of the Museum of the University of Southern North Dakota.

There is no University of Southern North Dakota. That clue-in is straightforward enough, but the other two are more obscure: First, Smaug was the name of the dragon in JRR Tolkien's “The Hobbit.” Secondly, Sepulchrave was the 76th Earl of Groan in Mervyn Peake's Titus Groan. The earl believed that he was an owl, and leapt to his death from a high tower. He discovered too late that he could not fly.

Obesity Cure?

So, if you were obese and they said they have a cure for your obesity and all it took was an injection, would you take it? OK, what if the injection Involved Fecal Bacteria From Ancient Mummies? Would you still do it then?

It sounds outrageous, but King Tut's stomach bacteria might hold the cure for obesity.

Researchers have recently discovered that modern use of antibiotics has wreaked havoc on the health and content of our gut bacteria. In turn, these changes have altered how our metabolisms work, possibly making us more prone to getting fat.

Now scientists from the University of Oklahoma have proposed an unexpected solution: Why not replenish our gut flora using fecal bacteria from ancient mummies as a guide?

The Goat Locker

Tomorrow is the 119th Birthday of The United States Navy Chief Petty Officer rank. Happy birthday Chiefs (yeah you too NCJ). Once a Chief, always a Chief.

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Comments

1 Nice.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:05 PM (I2LwF)

2 I just remembered that I left the lawn tractor running for Earth hour. Had to run outside and shut it down.

Posted by: toby928© at March 31, 2012 10:06 PM (GTbGH)

3 Don't believe any news reports over the next 24 hours. Oh wait, that just means to carry on as normal.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:08 PM (GULKT)

4 I didn't win.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 10:09 PM (VSWPU)

5 Cups ... pudding cups ... an excellent start to anewONT.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 10:09 PM (VZK6Z)

6 I never built a Battlestar Galactica, but every year I build a Star Wars vehicle for the kids and put it under the tree with the new stuff. It's become a tradition.

Last year, it was two tiny Jedi fighters. One blue, one red.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (I2LwF)

7 Fifth! or something

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (8sCoq)

8 5
Cups ... pudding cups ... an excellent start to anewONT.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 10:09 PM (VZK6Z)

And bacon!

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (QaYwz)

9 What happened to i ??

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (VSWPU)

10 Who?

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (QaYwz)

11 Those two posts by i .

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 10:11 PM (VSWPU)

12 here i am

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:11 PM (oGV7k)

13
6 I never built a Battlestar Galactica, but every year I build a Star Wars vehicle for the kids and put it under the tree with the new stuff. It's become a tradition. Last year, it was two tiny Jedi fighters. One blue, one red.
Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (I2LwF)


Go for the Death Star lego set for next year. If you start today you might even get it done by Christmas.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:11 PM (GULKT)

14 That Lego thing? Mostly internal supports. And the engines contain Bristle Blocks.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:11 PM (I2LwF)

15 Do that again i .

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 10:13 PM (VSWPU)

16 Go for the Death Star lego set for next year. If you start today you might even get it done by Christmas.

No, they get LEGO sets for Christmas, but the things I build, I do without sets or directions.
It's all done outta love, my man. Love, and hundreds of LEGO sets dating back to 1979.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:13 PM (I2LwF)

17 OK I gotta go cook me some bacon.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 31, 2012 10:14 PM (/izg2)

18 So you mix up your pieces and just build from scratch Truman?

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:14 PM (QaYwz)

19 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 31, 2012 10:14 PM (7W3wI)

20 i believe in God

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:14 PM (4ezPk)

21 The Pharaoh's turd-biota cures cancer? Pff. I've been selling Obama's shit to the masses for four years now

Posted by: David Frum at March 31, 2012 10:15 PM (QTHTd)

22 Oh and apparently that isn't the Galactica. Its of another battlestar seen only briefly in the pilot.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:16 PM (GULKT)

23 Ok.. well, first I have to wonder who actually has 56 lbs of legos on hand. Then I have to wonder who has enough free time to take those 56 lbs of legos and build a replica of a space ship from a Tv show that isn't on the air any more.

I stand in awe at the sheer willpower.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 31, 2012 10:17 PM (R5yLq)

24 My bad buzzion. Hey, did you see that promo trailer for Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Guts? It would be a damn shame if SyFy does not go through with that series.

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:18 PM (QaYwz)

25 Those ww2 mixpics are awesome.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:18 PM (QTHTd)

26 Earf Hour? I missed it because I don't fucking care, I suppose.

However, I will make up for my transgression by going to work and operating lousy, piece of shit equipment that smokeslike a Kuwaiti oil fire.

And I'll laugh and laugh...

Posted by: ErikW at March 31, 2012 10:18 PM (m4O3c)

27 While Sharpton whips up the mobs to burn and loot electronics and athletic gear stores;

7 California boys arrested in attack on teen

http://tinyurl.com/7ux9ycf

PALMDALE, Calif. (AP) - Seven black teens have been arrested on suspicion that they committed a hate crime when they attacked a 15-year-old Hispanic boy while he was walking home from school in Southern California, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office.

Meanwhile in Trayvon's home town;

“Grandma, I’ve Been Shot” Said Girl Hurt In Gang Related MassShooting

http://tinyurl.com/6olmbvn

NORTH MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Fourteen people have been shot and two are dead in what may be one of the worst mass shootings in South Florida history.




Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 10:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

28 CDR M

Great picture here - you might find it interesting

http://www.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=120528

Posted by: Mike in CFL at March 31, 2012 10:19 PM (motsG)

29
24 My bad buzzion. Hey, did you see that promo trailer for Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Guts? It would be a damn shame if SyFy does not go through with that series.
Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:18 PM (QaYwz)


I have not. And I have no faith in Syfyllis.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:19 PM (GULKT)

30 oh! mixpics! I thought those were time travelers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

31 AUGH, NYAN-CAT, IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND THE RAINBOWS ARE SO CUTE NOOOOOOOOOOOO~! D:

I really like those historical photos overlaid on modern cities - triumphant on the one hand, eerie and frightening on the other.

Posted by: Where's my pressie? at March 31, 2012 10:20 PM (X5Hwz)

32
"Goat" is actually the informal name for a third-year West Pointer.

Posted by: Wodeshed at March 31, 2012 10:21 PM (LEcV+)

33 buzzion, here's the trailer for Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome.

http://tinyurl.com/72lpq6j

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:21 PM (QaYwz)

34 Should I show u some tricks?

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:21 PM (4ezPk)

35 Re teh mummy fecal matter thingie...

Yeah.

You go first.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 31, 2012 10:21 PM (piMMO)

36 yello! fuck nuts.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:21 PM (bX0ZS)

37 And bacon! - Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:10 PM (QaYwz)

Where is bacon? I don't see classic frying bacons ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 10:22 PM (VZK6Z)

38 Meanwhile, Trayvon's brother claims it is TM's voice screaming for help on that 911 tape. This is after his father told the police it wasn't TM's voice but retracted that statement after meeting with the family's lawyer

TM's witnesses change their stories, but witnesses favorable to GZ have held to their eyewitness testimony so far

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 10:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

39 Posted by: Mike in CFL at March 31, 2012 10:19 PM (motsG)


Ah, very nice.

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:22 PM (QaYwz)

40 This Firefly Arcade Game is totally not for April Fools

http://bit.ly/HsZIuX

Posted by: ArcadeHero at March 31, 2012 10:22 PM (ToqL7)

41 Alien and Aliens had some awesome kitteh scenes. The dream sequence in Aliens, holy shit

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:22 PM (QTHTd)

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

43 i'm popeye the sailor man

Posted by: i yamwhatiyam at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (CbC5p)

44 Alright, who didn't close the damn italics?

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (QaYwz)

45 ... wait ... the toppings ... I though they were caramels or something ....

... I was distracted ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (VZK6Z)

46 Arby broke the blog

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (QTHTd)

47 Good evening.

That video of the drunk dude singing Bohemian Rhapsody is awesome. It just gets better as he goes along.

Hell, I'm thinking that should be part of the field sobriety test.

Walk this line,

Follow this light with just your eyes.

Sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (F79HU)

48 But I put a close italic in #45

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 10:23 PM (VZK6Z)

49 Hey, i, didn't I tell you to go get your fucking shinebox?

You know what sounds fun? Hanging out with people who hate me on a Saturday night. At least until daddy brings a new "uncle" home to play with me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:24 PM (I/cLr)

50 I know, pixy's software needs... work

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:24 PM (QTHTd)

51 Sorry, had a thing.



18 So you mix up your pieces and just build from scratch Truman?
Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:14 PM (QaYwz)




We always build the sets from the plan first, but after playing with them for some time, the pieces end up being more valuable as spare parts for our new Frankensteins than they are as part of the set.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (I2LwF)

52 I finally convinced my wife to put bacon bits in her meatloaf...she has yet to recover.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (bX0ZS)

53 And the bus jumping the motorcycles?

Brilliant.

That dude's some sort of redneck genius.

You've seen guys on bikes jump busses a million times, but until now I've never seen a bus jump bikes.

It's like some sort of ironic post-stuntman performance art.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (F79HU)

54 44
Alright, who didn't close the damn italics?

Not i

Posted by: i yamwhatiyam at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (CbC5p)

55 Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (bX0ZS)

Convince her to put bacon (real bacon bits) in her deviled eggs and YOU'LL never recover!

Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:26 PM (SsG4J)

56 Tonight, my 18-month old princess pointed Cougar's beer and said "beer!"

So proud. *sniff*

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:26 PM (I/cLr)

57 Not i, said the little red hen.

Posted by: i yamwhatiyam at March 31, 2012 10:26 PM (CbC5p)

58 i forget

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:26 PM (4ezPk)

59
33 buzzion, here's the trailer for Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome.http://tinyurl.com/72lpq6j
Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:21 PM (QaYwz)


They're going to make it a webseries.... Yep, see no faith in Syfyllis. But yeah looks good. And the music sounds like the version of the Immigrant Song that was done by Trent Reznor and others for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo soundtrack. http://tinyurl.com/87n7owb

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:27 PM (GULKT)

60 did anyone watch the barbecue pie video on the sidebar? I am sure it is what an average moron party is like except moronettes are cuter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

61
While Sharpton whips up the mobs to burn and loot electronics and athletic gear stores;

7 California boys arrested in attack on teen

http://tinyurl.com/7ux9ycf

PALMDALE, Calif. (AP) - Seven black teens have been arrested on suspicion that they committed a hate crime when they attacked a 15-year-old Hispanic boy while he was walking home from school in Southern California, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office.

Meanwhile in Trayvon's home town;

“Grandma, I’ve Been Shot” Said Girl Hurt In Gang Related MassShooting

http://tinyurl.com/6olmbvn

NORTH MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Fourteen people have been shot and two are dead in what may be one of the worst mass shootings in South Florida history.




YAWN - was there a white Hispanic involved? No? then who cares - whap purpose does it serve ?

Posted by: MSM at March 31, 2012 10:27 PM (ssVeC)

62 DC, truly a moment to cherish forever.

All my grandaddy's grandchildren thought it was "medicine" til we were about 12.

Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:28 PM (SsG4J)

63 ... I was distracted ... good thingI no longer play chess ... certain pieces have way more power than they should ... I'm messed up ... I need a beer ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 10:28 PM (VZK6Z)

64 maybe the bastard turned off js?

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:28 PM (4ezPk)

65 Tammy, Robert, y'all are here early. Outstanding. Hi to CDR, kb, BTH and all of you Morons.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:28 PM (I/cLr)

66
Convince her to put bacon (real bacon bits) in her deviled eggs and YOU'LL never recover!


Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:26 PM (SsG4J)
*Now we're partying!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:28 PM (bX0ZS)

67 52 I finally convinced my wife to put bacon bits in her meatloaf...she has yet to recover.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (bX0ZS)

all you need to do now is convince her to drop some into her perfume and neither of you will aver visit the aoshq again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

68 burn a hippy and he'll have enough energy for the rest of his life.

Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2012 10:29 PM (l/xhO)

69 I finally convinced my wife to put bacon bits in her meatloaf...she has yet to recover.
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:25 PM (bX0ZS) So much double entendre, so little time.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 31, 2012 10:29 PM (JoIcn)

70 Keefums says on Twitter he's going on Letterman on Tuesday night to talk about his firing

Keith Olbermann ‏ @KeithOlbermann

It's true! RT @Late_Show @KeithOlbermann will join Dave on the @Late_Show on Tuesday, April 3rd to talk about his departure from Current TV

https://twitter.com/#!/keitholbermann

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 10:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

71 Outstanding

I was thinking the same thing........ and yankee's here, too.

Where have Bers and veeka been?

Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

72
Convince her to put bacon (real bacon bits) in her deviled eggs and YOU'LL never recover!


Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:26 PM (SsG4J)

Dang, I gotta try that. That sounds good.

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:30 PM (QaYwz)

73 Miss Tammy, DC, Robert! All y'all!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

74 Another high school student that is most certainly scarred for life. I mean would you just LOOK at the OLD hag bag English teacher that "allegedly" had sex with him/her (the article does not state if the poor student is male or female).
http://tinyurl.com/dx8mcyz http://tinyurl.com/cjnv32g Why can't adults just leave the youngin's alone?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 31, 2012 10:30 PM (FrDTg)

75 I wish Ace would taunt Keefums over Twitter. It would be fun watching the man blow a fuse in real time

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 10:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

76
"That video of the drunk dude singing Bohemian Rhapsody is awesome. It just gets better as he goes along."

I love how at the end he calmy puts his "hipster" eyeglasses back on and waits patiently for the cop.
I want a T shirt that says "Physical Violence Is The Least Of My Priorities" - with or without Robert's picture on it. I'm not an artist but I do love that line, particulary give the context .....

Posted by: a fan of Robert at March 31, 2012 10:31 PM (ssVeC)

77 Just got back from a superb dinner. Took Dr. Mrs. T. out for a date and let the kids watch Doctor Who at home. I'm now full of grass-fed filet, mushrooms, Rioja, and profiteroles, so I'm in a good mood. Don't anybody ruin it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 31, 2012 10:31 PM (v9Kjt)

78 Tammy, it seems someone has stolen your caps!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:31 PM (I/cLr)

79 CDR M, it is awesome. Also in your egg salad for sandwiches.

Thor didn't marry me for my looks, y'all.

Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:32 PM (SsG4J)

80 This monster, called Battlestar Berzerk, measures in at 73 inches long
by 24 inches wide by 14 inches high and weighs in at a serious 54
pounds. 54 pounds! Part of that weight is undoubtedly from the internal
supports, made from wood and steel, that keep this thing from collapsing
in on itself.


Ecchh, that's cheating. May as well just melt down some LEGO and pour it over a mold.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2012 10:32 PM (zX1/n)

81 this afternoon, I let my lawnmower "warm up" for thirty minutes before mowing the goat pasture

all my outside lights are still on!

g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 10:32 PM (JMmQ9)

82 for a time I am bad lookin

for a short time I can win any any man

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:33 PM (4ezPk)

83 DC, it's my ts elliot look. Or do I mean ee cummings???

Lazy, in truth!

Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:33 PM (SsG4J)

84 Bacon bits in your eggs is good too. Just sayin....

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:33 PM (bX0ZS)

85 Tri, talk to raykon for awhile. Then have more rioja. Repeat until head explodes.

Y5, howdy!

Kb, excellent idea!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:33 PM (I/cLr)

86 Just got back from the chess thread. Never could play worth a squat because I can't think over two moves ahead, yet, I saw Obama for all he was worth way, way before the election. Still can't figure out why he has any sort of following. That is puzzling.

I do thank Steevy so much for keeping it real. I don't know if you understand how appreciated you are for always posting the SFOAMF line....every single time.

Posted by: The Greys at March 31, 2012 10:33 PM (tEe1I)

87 "so I'm in a good mood. Don't anybody ruin it."

Ok, so shutting right the hell up then.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 31, 2012 10:34 PM (R5yLq)

88 Hehe, as a protest to Mass Effect 3's endings, someone sent Bioware's office 402 cupcakes with Red Blue and Green frosting with A B and C on them. Bioware went and donated them to a local youth shelter since they realized the cupcakes were not sent as way of positive feedback.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:34 PM (GULKT)

89 Another high school student that is most certainly scarred for life. I mean would you just LOOK at the OLD hag bag English teacher that "allegedly" had sex with him/her (the article does not state if the poor student is male or female).
http://tinyurl.com/dx8mcyz http://tinyurl.com/cjnv32g Why can't adults just leave the youngin's alone?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 31, 2012 10:30 PM (FrDTg)

I am not so sure she is as horrible looking as some of the teachers in the history of student humping. They should take attractiveness into account in prosecuting the crimes. If the teacher was hot the kid will at least be regarded as a hero, otherwise he has to hang is head and explain he got taken advantage of or suffer quietly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

90 I finally convinced my wife to put bacon bits in her meatloaf...she has yet to recover.

Kinky. But tell her to let it cool down first next time.

Posted by: Alex at March 31, 2012 10:35 PM (tlK1P)

91 I was one of the winners in the $640 million mega. $2, and I only spend $3 to do it!

Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2012 10:35 PM (l/xhO)

92 I wish Ace would taunt Keefums over Twitter. It would be fun watching the man blow a fuse in real time

I ususally don't follow Twitter, but if that happens, I hope someone will throw up the bat signal so that I can watch the fun.

Posted by: someone at March 31, 2012 10:36 PM (bqjJT)

93 did anyone watch the barbecue pie video on the
sidebar? I am sure it is what an average moron party is like except
moronettes are cuter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

I did after you pointed it out and gained 6,000 pounds just watching it.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:36 PM (F79HU)

94 $2, and I only spend $3 to do it!

Posted by: t-bird at March 31, 2012 10:35 PM (l/xhO)

Hey, that's a better return than what we got out of GM. t-bird for the Fed!

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:36 PM (QaYwz)

95 "Still can't figure out why he has any sort of following."

Well I guess it might have something to do with the fact that a lot of folks are standing around saying, "when do I get something for nothing" and he's the guy saying, "I'm going to get you a car, and a free food, and a pony.."

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 31, 2012 10:36 PM (R5yLq)

96 Hey, there are some boobehs behind the bacon cupcakes!

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 31, 2012 10:37 PM (1grxW)

97 What bacon cupcakes?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:37 PM (I/cLr)

98 Hey, there are some boobehs behind the bacon cupcakes!
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 31, 2012 10:37 PM (1grxW)

cupcakes?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:37 PM (Z9EHQ)

99 American politics is like the ending of Mass Effect 3 - you get your red
option and your blue option, or you can throw away your vote with the
Green Party: whichever you choose, the ending is going to waste your
money and leave you feeling cheated.


-- your local toilet hobo, two threads down

(I really hope to be proven wrong next year)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:37 PM (QTHTd)

100 "Hey, there are some boobehs behind the bacon cupcakes!"

Cupcakes? What cupcakes?

Ouch! Damn.. just got smacked. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 31, 2012 10:38 PM (R5yLq)

101 DC, Yankee, Tammy, how're yas...yoos...ya'll?

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:38 PM (F79HU)

102 Oh, hey, those boobehs have bacon cupcakes in front of them!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:38 PM (I/cLr)

103 Ohio St vs Kansas. Good NCAA game.

Funny, but now that the Final Four is played in stadiums, the largest crowds an NBA player will ever play in front of ... are in college.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 31, 2012 10:39 PM (ZPrif)

104 Robert, my son, I am well, and hope you are, too, even though you seem to have abandoned us a few nights back.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

105 Last year in Las Vegas, they did the lights-out thing, as they will tonight. It was less than two weeks later when they did an extra-dazzle with lights over something or other, can't remember. But it was as ridiculous: Turn off lights for one hour, then go full-bore, using extra electricity over some such cause the very next week.

Posted by: The Greys at March 31, 2012 10:39 PM (tEe1I)

106 CDR; the WWII photos link was wicked cool. TYVM.

some enterprising soul could do the same thing (in reverse) with pictures of Detroit (Rock City) then and now

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)

107
some enterprising soul could do the same thing (in reverse) with pictures of Detroit (Rock City) then and now

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)

That is an awesome idea!

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:40 PM (QaYwz)

108 "Amateur Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov, 42, collected old pictures of five European cities which suffered the heaviest fighting during World War Two."

Larenkov is a frigging genius. He lives in St. Petersburg - and the central, historic part of the city is basically unchanged from WWII, so it's possible to do those shots in many locations there. (I've commented that it's a good thing that the October Revolution occurred in downtown St. Petersburg, since it kept the Communists from tearing it down.)

His photos are incredibly moving - the modern, well dressed population of St. Petersburg merging with mothers towing the wrapped corpses of their dead children down the street on sleds during the Siege of Leningrad.

His blog is here, if you want to see more:

http://sergey-larenkov.livejournal.com/

Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at March 31, 2012 10:40 PM (Hu/Da)

109 #97, #98, #100, #102

You guys are horrible!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 10:40 PM (R5yLq)

110 Alton, very good idea.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:40 PM (SsG4J)

111 Must be a very strange experience to play basketball in a football stadium like that. Radically different from pretty much every competitive game these guys have played their entire lives.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 31, 2012 10:41 PM (ZPrif)

112 I'm a Senior Chief. Happy Birthday to me!

And I live right around the corner (I think) from CDR M.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 31, 2012 10:41 PM (1Mn8Z)

113 I noted here that I won ME2 and bought a bunch of DLC just before ME3 came out. I should note now that, having heard about ME3's ending, I have no intention of purchasing that game.

Maybe it's worth emailing to BioWare . . .

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:41 PM (QTHTd)

114 I don't know about "hot" she's a bit too old for my tastes.
http://tinyurl.com/cjnv32g

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 31, 2012 10:42 PM (FrDTg)

115 AltonJackson- that IS a good idea

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:42 PM (QTHTd)

116 even though you seem to have abandoned us a few nights back.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

I have not abandoned yas! Yoos. Ya'll.
I still here.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:43 PM (F79HU)

117 Posted by: Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt at March 31, 2012 10:40 PM (Hu/Da)


Nice find!!

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:43 PM (QaYwz)

118
So is Earth Destruction Hour something new? I seem to recall Earth Day but thought it was later in, like in April? I remember seeing Tom Brady and his wife lecturing/encouraging people to turn their lights off for an hour on Earth Day? Easy for them with their 45 million square foot manse.
Course just like the real uncle joe biden I may or may not have had a "cerebral mini event" so I don't really know that I'm saying.
All I know is it's a BFD.

Posted by: uncle joe at March 31, 2012 10:43 PM (ssVeC)

119 Thanks for asking, Robert. As you might be able to tell from the talking-too-much thing I'm doing, I'm drinking. But I did work a 12 today, so I've earned it.

If you didn't notice above, my baby girl 18-months old, said "beer!" tonight while pointing at Cougar's Dogfishhead Burton Baton (excellent oak-aged IPA, 10% abv). I'm so proud its like that joke with the old guy in the confessional about the 3-way.

What's new in your world?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:43 PM (I/cLr)

120
-- your local toilet hobo, two threads down

(I really hope to be proven wrong next year)


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:37 PM (QTHTd)
*Hey fuck nuts....I'm waiting for bargan bin on Mass 3...Bio-Shock 3 is the big game of 2012.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:44 PM (bX0ZS)

121 Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 31, 2012 10:41 PM (1Mn8Z)


Hey Jeff! Yeah, I'm in your neck of the woods. Someday we'll have to meet up over at Buffalo Hot Wings.

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:44 PM (QaYwz)

122 Lesse...time is 9:45...work in an hour...gotta dropa deuce...

Okay, I think I will have to abandon yas. Yoos. Ya'll.

Just for a couple of hours though.


Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)

123 Fox your comma in y'all while you're gone, por favor, muchachito!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (SsG4J)

124 I get the feeling that the Episode 3 Star Destroyer shown in this segment of Attack of The Show doesn't have any Steel and Wood supports. http://tinyurl.com/6oybfa7

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (GULKT)

125 I'm assuming everyone has seen the e-mail thingie that floated around a couple of years ago comparing the 1945 Hiroshima and the 1945 Detroit (Rock City) to those cities today.

The take-away from the e-mail thingie was a comparison of a city that had suffered from 60+ years of democrat control vs. a city that had experienced 60+ years of capitalism (Japanese-style)

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (JMmQ9)

126 Fix, damn it, not fox.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (SsG4J)

127 Oh golly geez, you mean to tell me a radical Islamist group LIES to achieve its goals?

Islamist Group Breaks Pledge to Stay Out of Race in Egypt

http://tinyurl.com/7n5ncqa

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (X8CcE)

128 CDR - It'll have to be on a weekend. I work in DC on the weekdays. I'm an effing contractor at the Navy Yard. SPY Radar program office.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 31, 2012 10:47 PM (1Mn8Z)

129 You old guys should just go to e-harmony.com to set up dates.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 31, 2012 10:47 PM (O3R/2)

130 But it was as ridiculous: Turn off lights for one hour, then go
full-bore, using extra electricity over some such cause the very next
week.


Some nitwit on twitter said she'd charged all her electronic stuff in preparation for shutting it all off for Earf hour.

Posted by: Retread at March 31, 2012 10:47 PM (joSBv)

131 i can press -400 pounds


Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:47 PM (4ezPk)

132 I seem to recall Earth Day but thought it was later in, like in April?

April 22. Lenin's birthday. Probably just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Today was Earth Hour. You're supposed to turn off your lights and pretend you're a fucking idiot caveman for an hour, because, um, don't ask me, ask the neo-flagellants who do this dumb shit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2012 10:47 PM (zX1/n)

133 Since we're noting the late-nighters showing early, howdy!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 10:48 PM (kaalw)

134 I was walking my bully-dog, minding my own business....I say 'hurry up, fatso!' -to my portly bully-dog- and this awful woman gets all up in my face about the word 'fatso'...so i wrote another ode to my bully-dog in the key of fatso. details later.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 10:48 PM (PWwbk)

135 Hey guys checkout my newest vid on youtube! I am awesomely awesome. http://youtu.be/SDmUtkqjZhY

Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 31, 2012 10:48 PM (/5Tgi)

136 Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2012 10:45 PM

Noooooo! Don't leave us boobeh-less! Although the pederast sock did have a nice contribution.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:48 PM (I/cLr)

137 cthulu, how do???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J)

138 I'm proximate to Detroit (Rock City), but I lack the time, the camera, and the skilz; otherwise I'd do it

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 10:49 PM (JMmQ9)

139
"April 22. Lenin's birthday. Probably just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Today was Earth Hour. You're supposed to turn off your lights and pretend you're a fucking idiot caveman for an hour, because, um, don't ask me, ask the neo-flagellants who do this dumb shit."

So Earth Hour is in March but Earth Day is in April. ??? (I live in Massachusetts so I don't know why this would confuse me but, it does.)

Posted by: uncle joe at March 31, 2012 10:49 PM (ssVeC)

140 Thor didn't marry me for my looks, y'all.


Posted by: tammy al thor at March 31, 2012 10:32 PM (SsG4J)


He should've!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 10:49 PM (kaalw)

141 Kratos!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

142 As a Navy Chief, of one stripe or another. April First is a nice birthday. But September 16th is the Best Day of the Year. 2001, it was the Best Day of My Life.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (1Mn8Z)

143 I'd like to see these idiots try to pull off no power for Earth Year.

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (QaYwz)

144 Given that my kids were home without me to follow them around flipping switches, I'm reasonably confident that every electric light I own was on during "Earth" hour.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (v9Kjt)

145 Posted by: Trimegistus at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (v9Kjt)


Heh. Tonight was the one night I didn't go around harpin' at the kids to turn off the lights!

Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:52 PM (QaYwz)

146 i can press -400 pounds


Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:47 PM (4ezPk)

yeah so can I - straight down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

147 Keefums all butthurt that the car service serfs dared to speak to his majesty before being spoken to and they reaked of peasantry

Keith Olbermann Complained To Current That Car Service Drivers ‘Smelled, Talked To Him

http://tinyurl.com/6suwjov

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 10:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

148
Today was Earth Hour. You're supposed to turn off your lights and pretend you're a fucking idiot caveman for an hour, because, um, don't ask me, ask the neo-flagellants who do this dumb shit

There was a radio station here that used to play decent music but had this inane "For The Earth" segment that came on after almost every song that drove me nuts. They had an "Earth Day" concert that left the area looking like the DC wasteland pic after Obama's inauguration. Puke inducing idiocy.

Posted by: uncle joe at March 31, 2012 10:53 PM (ssVeC)

149 Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 10:49 PM (kaalw)

If I'd a' had to wait for some poor sod to marry me for my looks, I'd be a single gal yet, as the song goes.

I mighta coulda caught GGE under the right circumstances, I suppose, given the Gingerness.

Where's Dark Lord been? And didn't Richard come back from exile for awhile???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:53 PM (SsG4J)

150 127
Oh golly geez, you mean to tell me a radical Islamist group LIES to achieve its goals?



Islamist Group Breaks Pledge to Stay Out of Race in Egypt



http://tinyurl.com/7n5ncqa





Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (X8CcE)
*Kratos, I haven't been this shocked since J.R. got shot. The only thing that could possibly amaze me right now would be a Kardashian vow of celebacy and even then I would think we'd all be jerkin each other off!

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:53 PM (bX0ZS)

151 Hi, cthulhu!

Jeff, I was there (the Navy Yard) a few weeks ago. Kinda strange, has that "base" feel, but it's almost all civilians, and there's a damn (trying to remember) some kinda chain department store right on the main street....

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:53 PM (I/cLr)

152 Holy anger management Batman.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 31, 2012 10:53 PM (O3R/2)

153 Keith should get used to bad smells, since he's going to be mucking out stables for a living this time next year.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:54 PM (QTHTd)

154 109
#97, #98, #100, #102



You guys are horrible!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 10:40 PM (R5yLq)


Those "horribles" are guys.....what do you expect?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 10:54 PM (kaalw)

155 143
I'd like to see these idiots try to pull off no power for Earth Year.


Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (QaYwz)

Same as when the 'i don't use products tested on animals!!!' crowd needs antibiotics....it's a great idea, as long as you're the one who doesn't have to live under it.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 10:54 PM (PWwbk)

156 Those "horribles" are guys.....what do you expect?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 10:54 PM (kaalw)


"horribles" - kinda modern, low rent, male versions of the furies?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

157
"Same as when the 'i don't use products tested on animals!!!' crowd needs antibiotics....it's a great idea, as long as you're the one who doesn't have to live und
er it. "
Ahh- this explains why so many congresspeople think Obamabcare is so great - cuz they go their own super cool health insurance gig and it won't apply to them!

Posted by: uncle joe at March 31, 2012 10:56 PM (ssVeC)

158 Hi there, yankeefifth!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2012 10:56 PM (X8CcE)

159 Good evening, good people. Lazy day here, spent most of it getting fishing gear ready for opening day. For any flyfishers here, I have a half dozen nylon mesh bags that I stuff my lines in, and toss in the washer to clean. Does a great job, though you want to make sure the bag doesn't open during the wash cycle. Trust me on that.

So for at least 3 days, no domesticity for me. Just fishing, with one day reserved for the grandkids.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 10:56 PM (SAMxH)

160 Cupcakes? Where?!

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2012 10:56 PM (zn0Us)

161 I took my son to the Globetrotters last night. If anything, it's a better show than it was 25 years ago. He kind of knew it was just a show, but we suspended our disbelief and rooted for "our" team.


Wholesome, fun for everyone, and not the least bit politically correct.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 10:57 PM (I2LwF)

162 See the awesomely awesome video. Then you will have a pretty good idea, visually, of those "horribles."

Posted by: Jimbo at March 31, 2012 10:57 PM (O3R/2)

163 Oh golly geez, you mean to tell me a radical Islamist group LIES to achieve its goals?



Islamist Group Breaks Pledge to Stay Out of Race in Egypt



http://tinyurl.com/7n5ncqa





Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 31, 2012 10:46 PM (X8CcE)
*Kratos, I haven't been this shocked since J.R. got shot. The only thing that could possibly amaze me right now would be a Kardashian vow of celebacy and even then I would think we'd all be jerkin each other off!
Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 10:53 PM (bX0

simply taqiyya?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

164 my power, my 400 pound bench press what?

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 10:57 PM (4ezPk)

165 Hi all

Mrs fluffy and I discussed observing Human Achievement Hour. Our timing was off, as we were busy watching TV. We did use several appliances tonight, including running the dryer (I think it was the dryer) while empty.

Posted by: fluffy at March 31, 2012 10:57 PM (z9HTb)

166 The take-away from the e-mail thingie was a comparison of a city that
had suffered from 60+ years of democrat control vs. a city that had
experienced 60+ years of capitalism (Japanese-style)


Yeah, I guess, but there was another factor involved. Boulder has been under Democrat control for a long time, too. I am told it is similar with Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 10:57 PM (QTHTd)

167 DC - there's no chain department stores in that area that I know of, it was one of the roughest parts of town until fairly recently. There isn't even grocery store yet - they're building a Harris Teeter next to DOT on some old Navy Yard property - it was a munitions and weapons factory during and after WW2. Found some unexploded ordnance when digging the foundation last week or so. Lots of excitement and we could see it from my building.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (1Mn8Z)

168 @161 Who won ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (VSWPU)

169 Hi hummingbird! Hi SoS! How are our favorite Moron lovebirds?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (I/cLr)

170 Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 10:56 PM (SAMxH)

Fly Fishing and Muscle Cars. You're alright, ironG.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (zn0Us)

171 Hiya, Tammy, DC, Hummingbird, Kratos, all!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (kaalw)

172 I'd like to see these idiots try to pull off no power for Earth Year.


Posted by: CDR M at March 31, 2012 10:50 PM (QaYwz)

I am starting smaller, I want them to do a carbon free hour.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

173 Hi hummingbird! Hi SoS! How are our favorite Moron lovebirds?

Don't encourage them, DC. They need to be off getting to know each other like most people do when they first start dating, not hanging around this joint!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:59 PM (SsG4J)

174 #154

I don't expect much I guess. Have you finished tricking out your walker yet?

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 10:59 PM (R5yLq)

175 Heh. Palin is gonna host the "Today" show opposite Couric doing GMA. Easy guess as to who gets the best ratings.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 31, 2012 10:59 PM (Yie26)

176 168 @161 Who won ?
Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 10:58 PM (VSWPU)

Oh, it was a real close game. If Fire Fly hadn't hit three consecutive 4-pointers in the last two minutes, I think the 'Trotters may have lost their first game since 2009.

Apparently, the Globetrotters play about a dozen honest games a year, mostly against NCAA teams.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:00 PM (I2LwF)

177 woke up to rain had to catch shivering Ellie horse out in the mud early early. She never wants to go to the barn but she will catch her death since she already blew off her winter coat. This put me in a foul mood since about 5:30 am. yucky weather and iffy forcast fucked up plans for today. tomorrow its DL or DIE!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:01 PM (r7Ddb)

178 I can push 400 pounds

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:01 PM (4ezPk)

179 #169

Doing wonderfully, thank you!


#173

Stuck is in the shower right now so I have some free time.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:02 PM (R5yLq)

180 Jeff, you're right. I was at the DC Navy Yard recently, but the job I'm thinking of was at the Philly Navy Yard. Nearly all civilian now.

I'm stupid, please ignore me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:02 PM (I/cLr)

181 There's something wrong with the universe tonight ... it took an additional 92 comments for someone else to notice thecups pudding cups cupcakes ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 31, 2012 11:02 PM (VZK6Z)

182 173
Hi hummingbird! Hi SoS! How are our favorite Moron lovebirds?

Don't
encourage them, DC. They need to be off getting to know each other like
most people do when they first start dating, not hanging around this
joint!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 10:59 PM (SsG4J)

you mean like us disfunctionals? HI miss T! MUAH!!!!!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:02 PM (r7Ddb)

183 So for at least 3 days, no domesticity for me. Just fishing, with one day reserved for the grandkids.


Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 10:56 PM (SAMxH)
**I envy you grampa, I've got 25 years+ to go and I'll be damned if these commie mother fuckers are gonna take my life away from me. I work, I live, I Love, I am Free.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:03 PM (bX0ZS)

184 "All my grandaddy's grandchildren thought it was "medicine" til we were about 12.
Posted by: tammy al thor"

My father referred to peppermint schnapps as stomach medicine. Settles your stomach? Sounds good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:04 PM (iUzRP)

185 159
Good evening, good people. Lazy day here, spent most of it getting
fishing gear ready for opening day. For any flyfishers here, I have a
half dozen nylon mesh bags that I stuff my lines in, and toss in the
washer to clean. Does a great job, though you want to make sure the bag
doesn't open during the wash cycle. Trust me on that.

So for at least 3 days, no domesticity for me. Just fishing, with one day reserved for the grandkids.


Clean fishing lines? Mine go on the reel, and usually have to be peeled off....but give me a size 12 royal wulff, a sunny colorado day like today, and a section of the St. Vrain north of Lyons....and I am in paradise.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:04 PM (PWwbk)

186 Good Evening Moronettes and Morons:

Keither Olbermann is still unemployed. Its a beautiful day.
(well, except for the rash of sports related injuries going around the house -- but what the hell, its a fair trade).

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 31, 2012 11:04 PM (OWjjx)

187 you mean like us disfunctionals? HI miss T! MUAH!!!!!]/i[


MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!!

How be ye????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:04 PM (SsG4J)

188 g'evening, irongrampa

I have some fishing with a fly rod (less "trout in a stream" more "bluegill in a puddle")

I have hooked my ear with the fly on more than one occasion

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (JMmQ9)

189 I wanted to be a Globetrotter when I was little. I think it was the second job I ever wanted to have. And I kept the hope alive until I was about 11.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (I2LwF)

190 Sorry!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

191 174
#154



I don't expect much I guess. Have you finished tricking out your walker yet?





Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 10:59 PM (R5yLq)


Oh, yeah -- besides the previously-mentioned flame decals on the frame, get this.....I got two-tone tennis balls on the feet! STYLIN'!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (kaalw)

192 Nice earrings AJ .

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (VSWPU)

193 Hi gushie!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:06 PM (I/cLr)

194 I wanted to be a Globetrotter when I was little. I think it was the second job I ever wanted to have. And I kept the hope alive until I was about 11

I wanted to play right field for the Chicago Cubs. Until I was 13 years old. And the realization that I would never, ever hit a curve ball set it.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 31, 2012 11:06 PM (OWjjx)

195 For me, it was because I realized they'd probably never have another white player.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:07 PM (I2LwF)

196 Play for the Cubs? Why do you hate winning ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 11:07 PM (VSWPU)

197 "70 Keefums says on Twitter he's going on Letterman on Tuesday night to talk about his firing"

Are people actually aware that he even had a show on Current? The average non-news junky has a short attention span about this stuff. My guess is that a good share of people, including liberals, forgot he even existed shortly after he left PMSNBC.
Maybe the Letterman gig is to remind people that he is still alive.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (iUzRP)

198 nerdygirl, sounds like we had the same basic upbringing, lol!

We had a lady come visit us one day from some fancy church in Atlanta and she stayed quite awhile but finally said she'd best be getting home, because she had to take her medicine and my little brother Matt went and got her a beer!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (SsG4J)

199 189
I wanted to be a Globetrotter when I was little. I think it was the
second job I ever wanted to have. And I kept the hope alive until I was
about 11.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (I2LwF)
*Me too, until I realized I was better at porn.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (bX0ZS)

200 Stuck is in the shower right now so I have some free time.

So, why are you talking to us? It's earth day or some such bullshit - save water!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (I/cLr)

201 it's all roll-casting, so unless you hook into a big ol' rainbow, you really never use 80% of the line on the reel...and I've never had any fish take me all the way to the backing...that just means you don't know fuck-all about landing a fish.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (PWwbk)

202
MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!! MUAH!!!!!

How be ye????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:04 PM (SsG4J)


((((((((((((((huggin ya back)))))))))))))))

MUCH BETTER NOW!!!! Grim is dealind with family insanity so i get to hang out and have given my Anime viewing the night off. The kittens were so mad at me i was reading the ONT and was late with their dinner! they told me i was a BAD MOM! then they all let me pet them, while they chowed down. I remember when they were just tiny shy balls of fluff. Uncle Horse still lets them sleep in his shavings, tho.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (r7Ddb)

203 #191

You need to get some of those streamers the kids put on bikes. You could also add a little electric fan and tape a playing card to it! Supercool!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (R5yLq)

204 For me, it was because I realized they'd probably never have another white player.

Truman, I think they have one now...its that kid from Illinois College who won the NCAA slam dunk contest last year, Jason Tucker, I believe.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 31, 2012 11:09 PM (OWjjx)

205 @ 188

So have I. Just clip the line and tie a new fly on. The one in your ear ain't going anywhere.

1066, clean lines cast a shitload better, and if anyone ever needed the help, it's me.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

206 Gushie, I'm glad I get to visit with you a bit, even if you ARE a BAD MOM!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (SsG4J)

207 I wanted to play right field for the Chicago Cubs. Until I was 13 years old. And the realization that I would never, ever hit a curve ball set it.

Why should that stop you? Hasn't stopped anyone else.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (I/cLr)

208 I got two-tone tennis balls on the feet! STYLIN'!!!

But do you have hand brakes, and can it convert itself in to a chair??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (SsG4J)

209 Play for the Cubs? Why do you hate winning ?

I thought my career Little League average of .250 would be a perfect fit for the Cubs. I mean, they pay Sorino 18 million a year to hit .250.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (OWjjx)

210 10 Most Dangerous Prisons in the World

http://tinyurl.com/6lz2hbv

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2012 11:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

211
Oh, yeah -- besides the previously-mentioned
flame decals on the frame, get this.....I got two-tone tennis balls on
the feet! STYLIN'!!!


Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:05 PM (kaalw)


Cephalopod Elder God with a pimped out walker... the mental image is enough to drive one ... over the edge to madness. Or make me snort at the imaginary people in my computer... your pick. You guys really helped my shitty mood.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:11 PM (r7Ddb)

212 dont fight for me so many girls are

i am pretty

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (4ezPk)

213 "Convince her to put bacon (real bacon bits) in her deviled eggs and YOU'LL never recover!"

On Cupcake Wars they put bacon on or in cupcakes. Sometimes it's candied.

Years ago, people would serve bacon as an appetizer. It would be fried crispy in brown sugar or something. Lordy was that good. I'd love to know how to make that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (iUzRP)

214 Mastodon..Dry Bone Valley...sweet.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (bX0ZS)

215 @ 201

Roll cast? Sounds as if you're contending with a narrow stream. Don't know any of the streams there at all.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (SAMxH)

216 But do you have hand brakes, and can it convert itself in to a chair??


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (SsG4J)

wow! thats a fuckin fair question... and does it have a basket on the front?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (r7Ddb)

217 I wanted to play right field for the Chicago Cubs. Until I was 13 years old. And the realization that I would never, ever hit a curve ball set it.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 31, 2012 11:06 PM


Spot on. I was going to be the Astros' Golden Glove catcher, leading the League in Doubles, Triples, Home Runs, Stolen Bases, and just General Bad-Assery...until I saw my first wicked curve-ball

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 11:13 PM (JMmQ9)

218 203
#191



You need to get some of those streamers the kids put on bikes. You
could also add a little electric fan and tape a playing card to it!
Supercool!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (R5yLq)


Never thought about the playing card, but..... http://tinyurl.com/6nqzpw8 -- how sexy is that?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:13 PM (kaalw)

219 I mean, they pay Sorino 18 million a year to hit .250.

But can you throw the same caliber of temper tantrum as him?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:13 PM (SsG4J)

220 Years ago, people would serve bacon as an appetizer.
It would be fried crispy in brown sugar or something. Lordy was that
good. I'd love to know how to make that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (iUzRP)
*Go On...

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:13 PM (bX0ZS)

221 Happy Earf Hour! It's 8:12 here, I'm nuking myself a snack, got both TVs turned on and all the lights on in the house.

Think there's any correlation between Earf Hour and April Fool's Day? Like it's a pregame show, or something?

Posted by: Theresa at March 31, 2012 11:13 PM (Yh5lC)

222 All this science talk got me back into Star Trek. Just finished the "city on the edge of forever" episode where bones goes crazy from an accidential injection and travels back to the great depression. Kirk and Spock to the rescue. REAL SCIENCE!

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (uhPd1)

223 Can you bat on your tippy toes ? See there you go.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (VSWPU)

224 Cougar went to put her jammies on just before halftime. Haven't seen her since. Maybe DC isn't getting lucky tonight.

Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (I/cLr)

225 Almost April Fools day

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (uhPd1)

226
Keef needs to be put against a wall with bout 30 other people who I could name.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (vpe0k)

227 kdbabear, the scum in the Rwandan prisons deserve it, from what I recall of the 1990s.

I've heard that French prisons are awful elsewhere. Skandi prisons are, by contrast, resorts. That may explain why Breivik let himself be taken alive and Merah didn't.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (QTHTd)

228 Cephalopod Elder God with a pimped out walker

Speaking of walkers, I just checked on amazon, and my word but that LEGO AT-AT is a pricey thing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (zX1/n)

229 Actually, irongrampa, I do take a swab usually used for cleaning a gun, and wipe down the line from the knot at the leader to about the ten yard mark, using a cleaning solution....that definitely lengthens the life of the line, and makes for easier casting. But where I fish, too much slack in the line only earns you time in the branches.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:14 PM (PWwbk)

230 wow! thats a fuckin fair question... and does it have a basket on the front?

Damn straight, because what's the muthafuckin' point if it ain't got no muthafuckin' basket??!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (SsG4J)

231 Theresa...that is funny..

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (uhPd1)

232 Evening all!

@213.... brown sugar bacon:
Ingredients
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1/4 pound sliced bacon
Directions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

In a large plastic zip-top bag, combine brown sugar and mustard. Add bacon and toss to coat.

Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil or parchment paper. Place a cooling rack on the lined baking sheet. Put bacon on rack and roast in oven for 20 minutes. Let drain for a few minutes on the rack and serve.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (DGIjM)

233 Finally got that darned Nyan-cat outta my head after an episode of MST3K. And, after reading the comments and doing my own research, I've come to realize that the "Earth Hour" thingy is actually real. Real people actually power down for an hour "for the Earth." For the love of baby Buddha's donkey, I thought AoS was pulling an early April Fools' prank, but no, there are actually people dumb enough to huddle in the cold dark for no reason. *throws up hands, sputtering* I need a drink, but I can't have one yet!

Re: "coincidence" of Earth Day and Lenin's birthday - oh, no way, what a shocking reveal. Didn't the guy who founded Earth Day get arrested for murder? *checks* Well, one of the co-founders did, anyway. And composted her, too, like true child of Gaea. *story linked in sig*

Posted by: Where's my pressie? at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (X5Hwz)

234 #218

Perfect! That would make any girls heart go pitter pat!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (R5yLq)

235 why do i hate reality like i do

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (4ezPk)

236 Theresa..some liberals prob want to storm your house with torches..lol Just kidding

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (uhPd1)

237 216
But do you have hand brakes, and can it convert itself in to a chair??




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (SsG4J)

wow! thats a fuckin fair question... and does it have a basket on the front?


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:12 PM (r7Ddb)


Converts to a chair? Basket on the front? Hey, read the flame decals.....this thing is built for speed!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (kaalw)

238 Truman, I think they have one now...its that kid from Illinois College who won the NCAA slam dunk contest last year, Jason Tucker, I believe.


Jacob Tucker as it turns out. Amazing. I should have never started smoking! lol

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:16 PM (I2LwF)

239 Baked. Ya gotta bake it, not fry it in the brown sugar.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:16 PM (SsG4J)

240 #232

Oh Jumbo Jogging Shrimp that sounds heavenly! I am going to try that in the morning.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:17 PM (R5yLq)

241 i...sorry you are not feeling well. Try to stay positive. Think about God. Romans 8:39 "Nothing can separate you from the love of God" God loves you no matter what!! That is a promise!

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:18 PM (uhPd1)

242
@ 229

Okay, that sounds like the streams I fish in the Adirondacks for brookies. Got a Fenwick 7.5 foot glass rod that is ideal for those conditions. 5 wt line and 1.5 lb test leader and you can have fun all day.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:18 PM (SAMxH)

243 206
Gushie, I'm glad I get to visit with you a bit, even if you ARE a BAD MOM!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:10 PM (SsG4J)


to cats a parent FAIL is when you leave the bowl half empty ALL DAY LONG!!!! i think Moe misses his dad. it seems i was not invited to Grim's brothers Elopment party, and neither death nor childbirth were excuse enough for him to beg off giving a mom a ride to what i have been assures is a Charlie Foxtrot of a family outing. My nose is officially out of joint and you are improving my snit mood.

BTW I was unaware egg salad sammitches could be made WITHOUT bacons.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:18 PM (r7Ddb)

244 You need to get some of those streamers the kids put on bikes. You could also add a little electric fan and tape a playing card to it! Supercool!
Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM


...not sure if you've noticed, but you fit right in...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 11:18 PM (JMmQ9)

245 > before mowing the goat pasture

Bah. <evil eyed squinty stare...>

Somebody is missing the point!

Posted by: Goats hungry for Grass! at March 31, 2012 11:19 PM (jcroc)

246 Hey, read the flame decals.....this thing is built for speed!

Damn it, boy..... you go too fast without the muthafuckin' basket and all yer booze and cigs fall off and get plumb rurn't.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:19 PM (SsG4J)

247 Ok Huff post put out an article that liberals and independents support mainstream science and conservatives in USA moving away due to global warming and stem cell (morals)

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:19 PM (uhPd1)

248 JJS, copied to notepad. Unfortunately, I'm out of bacon, but I will remedy that early tomorrow so I can give that a try at breakfast.

Thanks!

Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:19 PM (I/cLr)

249 Does anyone not trust Romans 8:39? Do you think you can ever be separated from the love of God?

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:20 PM (uhPd1)

250 have skinny cheeks and big pecs

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:20 PM (4ezPk)

251 Come to think of it, I'm glad I didn't join the Globetrotters. All that winning must get boring.

But I would have loved to have been a Washington Generals too.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:20 PM (I2LwF)

252 KENTUCKY!

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2012 11:21 PM (vpe0k)

253 Nothing like running out of Bacon DC.

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:21 PM (uhPd1)

254 Looks like a nice friendly thread tonight. I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 31, 2012 11:21 PM (JKNDp)

255 KANSAS!

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2012 11:21 PM (vpe0k)

256 BTW I was unaware egg salad sammitches could be made WITHOUT bacons.

Well, me either, but apparently some of these Morons are bacon newbs.

And really, you are better off with us than at that party. But of course you knew that already.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Snitty Moods at March 31, 2012 11:21 PM (SsG4J)

257 Kentucky is a very conservative state...Jim Bunning land

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:22 PM (uhPd1)

258 I HATE BASKETBALL!

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2012 11:22 PM (vpe0k)

259 the Globetrotters play about 375 games a year, so a split squad is necessary-- which must be why I didn'tsee Jacob Tucker.

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:22 PM (I2LwF)

260 Bluegrass state...spent some time in kentucky...Good people!

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:22 PM (uhPd1)

261 White people generally suck at basketball. I like to shoot hoops

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (uhPd1)

262 Good fried chicken too.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (VSWPU)

263 232
Evening all!



@213.... brown sugar bacon:

Ingredients

1/2 cup brown sugar

1 tablespoon Dijon mustard

1/4 pound sliced bacon

Directions

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.



In a large plastic zip-top bag, combine brown sugar and mustard. Add bacon and toss to coat.



Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil or parchment paper. Place a
cooling rack on the lined baking sheet. Put bacon on rack and roast in
oven for 20 minutes. Let drain for a few minutes on the rack and serve.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:15 PM (DGIjM)




I am making this. I swear you have given me a wonderful evil secret weapon when i want something from Grim.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (r7Ddb)

264 #244

Thank you, that is so sweet. I love it here. Everyone has such a marvelous sense of humor and the recipes are fantastic.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (R5yLq)

265 plumb rurn't.

Being in Nashville made me realize how much I miss it. I will ove back there if I think for one second we could pull it off.

Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (I/cLr)

266 242

@ 229

Okay, that sounds like the streams I fish in the
Adirondacks for brookies. Got a Fenwick 7.5 foot glass rod that is ideal
for those conditions. 5 wt line and 1.5 lb test leader and you can have
fun all day.


I had an Elkhorn 5pc 4 weight that was 7 feet long that was the perfect fit for this stretch of the St. Vrain river that we call 'the secret spot'....it's no secret actually, just a pain to hike into and a death march to get out of. Nobody else there...plentiful fish that are so dumb, I would be disappointed if I didn't hook one within the first two casts. Mostly browns, but every now and then you lay into a spectacular rainbow. And like I said: dumb...the #12 royal wulff knocks em' dead every day, all day.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (PWwbk)

267 I had no idea baby Buddha had a donkey.

Thank you, pressie, my ignorance is thus enlightened!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Snitty Moods at March 31, 2012 11:23 PM (SsG4J)

268 > before mowing the goat pasture...

Must be Navy. Maybe Marine.

Posted by: Goats hungry for Grass! at March 31, 2012 11:24 PM (jcroc)

269 Hey Dick Vitale, fuck you baby! Rock Chalk motherfuckers!

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at March 31, 2012 11:24 PM (r3ITV)

270 246
Hey, read the flame decals.....this thing is built for speed!

Damn it, boy..... you go too fast without the muthafuckin' basket and all yer booze and cigs fall off and get plumb rurn't.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:19 PM (SsG4J)


This one's all about chasin' down the fillies. Doin' some peregination with some fine whiskey is for the one with wood-tone detailing, a cup-holder, ash-tray, and a shelf for reading material.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:24 PM (kaalw)

271 Hey, #135! I just saw this same guy throwing over a gaming table. Let's see... yeah, starting at about 2:00 in http://youtu.be/V9o3eBD5pCM. The guy's a star!

StruckByHummingbird (heh): Arnica is good for bruising. If the ribs get cracked, though, you'll need Symphytum. The magic of homeopathy.(IANADAIDPOOTV)

Where we live, 34 years ago, you could see one red light on a tower on the hillside miles away. With suburban creep, now it's houselights and rural neighbors with big *@($& steet light poles on all night, and the glow from the town 7 miles north is worse than the glow from the big city 50 miles south used to be. The Spring night sky is still mighty beautiful for now, just less of them, and deep darkness less often. When the ice storm took out the power for fifty miles around a couple winters back, it was really amazing. I like stars. Erf-whatever is absurd, but, but, I mean, I like stars. Siiigh.

Can't stay and play, because the Internets won't follow me home, so this is a drive-by commenting.

Beep.

Beep.

Sleep.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 31, 2012 11:24 PM (lBpVP)

272 251 Come to think of it, I'm glad I didn't join the Globetrotters. All that winning must get boring.

But I would have loved to have been a Washington Generals too.
Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:20 PM (I2LwF)


Now you're a republican. So that's sorta the same thing.

Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (I/cLr)

273 Any serious walker needs some hydraulics. do yo have a lift kit? Pro Hopper makes some really good stuff, especially if you want to be able to bounce the front old school.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

274 DC, I love TN!!

I swear you have given me a wonderful evil secret weapon when i want something from Grim.

Did you take and wear that other secret weapon clear out, child?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Snitty Moods at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (SsG4J)

275 #263

I agree gushka. I checked the kitchen to make sure we had everything. I also hear you have a great story about how you met your hubby. I'd love to hear it when you have time.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (R5yLq)

276 247
Ok Huff post put out an article that liberals and independents support
mainstream science and conservatives in USA moving away due to global
warming and stem cell (morals)

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:19 PM (uhPd1)
Huff Po?? Currently being sued for millions in plagroism? Gotta give it up to Arriona darling, she knows how to fuck stock holders. AOL weeps.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:26 PM (bX0ZS)

277 Walkers? I shoot them.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at March 31, 2012 11:27 PM (vpe0k)

278 #273

All he would need is a computer brain and he would have a transformer

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:27 PM (R5yLq)

279 oh yeah, you are gonna need some mud flaps. preferably the ones with the two girls sitting back-to-back. chrome.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

280 Damn. KU won the game.

So two great things that happened in KS today...

Posted by: HH at March 31, 2012 11:27 PM (KB0hv)

281 My wealthy uncle has a thoroughbread ranch in the bluegrass region of northern Kentucky. He is very conservative and a born again christian.

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:28 PM (uhPd1)

282 273
Any serious walker needs some hydraulics. do yo have a lift kit? Pro
Hopper makes some really good stuff, especially if you want to be able
to bounce the front old school.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (Z9EHQ)


I keep thinking I should get a zoot suit.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:28 PM (kaalw)

283 oh yeah, you are gonna need some mud flaps.

And don't ferget the truck nutz......

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Snitty Moods at March 31, 2012 11:28 PM (SsG4J)

284 The south is better than the north

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (uhPd1)

285 Now you're a republican. So that's sorta the same thing.
Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (I/cLr)


Haw! I'm not a Republican, but it's still a great line

Posted by: Truman North at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (I2LwF)

286 Dana, that's a troll. It talks to itself. No one knows why it's here.

Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (I/cLr)

287 I'm not going to do the bacon, or that barbecue pie. Tomorrow I'm making cassoulet. Lamb, pork, duck if I can find any, all cooked with white beans, tomatoes, onion, and plenty of garlic. Because if I'm going to consume a week's worth of calories at one sitting, it has to taste good.


Posted by: Trimegistus at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (v9Kjt)

288 DC, don't be grouchy now. Let me soothe you with my dulcet tones.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:30 PM (SsG4J)

289 @ 266

Spots like that must be cherished. Very few people can be allowed to use them. Like you, I have the same, and this year oldest grandkid will be shown them. Probably the only legacy I'll leave will be teaching my granddaughters as my own kids were taught.

And that is good enough for me.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:30 PM (SAMxH)

290 I have visitors tonight .. Johnny Winter and Jack Daniels.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (VSWPU)

291 And really, you are better off with us than at that party. But of course you knew that already.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Snitty Moods at March 31, 2012 11:21 PM (SsG4J)


Duh. I have a bad habit of playing captain obvious in situations like this (which could be dangerous) and I am sure i wasn't invited because i am an unknown quantity.


They just got made aware i existed when a text meant for me, went to Grim's brother, instead-- explaining he had done the dishes, started laundry and had gone to the gym, but that hed swung by the donut shop on the way home on his run so there was my breakie on the counter XO Grim...

caused quite a sensation i take it. And Grim found out that sometimes sending a brief text saying merely "please disregard" causes more questions than it squelches. so this family gathering should be ... interesting for the questions-adverse Grim, who hates discussing his personal life with his (very nosy) family. I think they assumed he was living with some ex marine guys or Aurochs.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (r7Ddb)

292 i can bench press 400

what

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (4ezPk)

293 the only legacy I'll leave will be teaching my granddaughters as my own kids were taught.

God bless you, irongrampa.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (SsG4J)

294
Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (uhPd1)


Go away Stephen/Dan/Ron/whatever name you're going to use tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (GULKT)

295 I keep thinking I should get a zoot suit.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:28 PM (kaalw)

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

296 Posted by: Trimegistus at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (v9Kjt)

* what time should we be there?

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (bX0ZS)

297 @287

Splendid. What time should I arrive? (I'll bring beer and Val-U-Rite)

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 11:32 PM (JMmQ9)

298 288
DC, don't be grouchy now. Let me soothe you with my dulcet tones.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:30 PM (SsG4J)


Dulcet tones? Let me try! --

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose.....hey, why are all of you looking at me like that?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:32 PM (kaalw)

299 292 i can bench press 400

what
Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:31 PM (4ezPk)

listen, you just need to keep whatever you and roseanne barr are doing to each other to yourselves.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

300 If baby Buddha didn't have a donkey, he *should* have.

Posted by: Where's my pressie? at March 31, 2012 11:33 PM (X5Hwz)

301 Off grouchy sock. I have a new drink (dogfish head peanut butter vodka with whole milk) and a new chew. How could I be grouchy?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:33 PM (I/cLr)

302 Gushie, I am not going to tell you how long Thor and I dated before he told his family about the redhaired, redneck PROTESTANT he was seeing!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:33 PM (SsG4J)

303 289
@ 266

Spots like that must be cherished. Very few people can be
allowed to use them. Like you, I have the same, and this year oldest
grandkid will be shown them. Probably the only legacy I'll leave will
be teaching my granddaughters as my own kids were taught.

And that is good enough for me.


Damn straight...this place is the Mt. Everest of Colorado fishing....once you get there, if you get there...it's like being on top of the world.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:33 PM (PWwbk)

304 Drifter Pale.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 31, 2012 11:33 PM (vpe0k)

305 Where at in Kansas HH? Wichita here.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at March 31, 2012 11:34 PM (r3ITV)

306 275
#263



I agree gushka. I checked the kitchen to make sure we had
everything. I also hear you have a great story about how you met your
hubby. I'd love to hear it when you have time.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:25 PM (R5yLq)


Short version-- We were tricked! Right now as we speak his family is finding out at his brothers wedding that Grim has had a spouse for a couple years now.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:34 PM (r7Ddb)

307 240 #232

Oh Jumbo Jogging Shrimp that sounds heavenly! I am going to try that in the morning.
Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:17 PM (R5yLq)

No need to be formal.. call me Shrimp.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (DGIjM)

308 197 "70 Keefums says on Twitter he's going on Letterman on Tuesday night to talk about his firing"

Are people actually aware that he even had a show on Current? The average non-news junky has a short attention span about this stuff. My guess is that a good share of people, including liberals, forgot he even existed shortly after he left PMSNBC.
Maybe the Letterman gig is to remind people that he is still alive.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:08 PM (iUzRP)



Personally, I used to watch t.v. news, including Matthews, but mostly Fox, occasionally happened upon Obermann and O'Reilly. Gave them all up, one at a time, starting with Keith and then down to where I won't even consider Breit Breir and his "all-stars" or whatever they call them now. This happened after way too many unfortunate Obama extremely stupid and idiot blunders of the day that weren't ever mentioned. They'd chew over the purpose of funding this or that, and then have a hardy chuckle over some 10 sec. mishap of the day....AS in all's well that ends well.

Posted by: The Greys at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (tEe1I)

309 oh and i am enjoying Grims squirming. A LOT.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (r7Ddb)

310 Posted by: Trimegistus at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (v9Kjt)

My sister made cassoulet a few weeks ago with, among other things. a roasted duck.

My liver still hasn't recovered, but damn! It was great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (nEUpB)

311 Okay, that sounds like the streams I fish in the Adirondacks for brookies.

You have to be a plumber to fish some of those creeks.
I have an Orvis Silver Label 6.5' 4 wt that I used to use up there.

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (zn0Us)

312 oh yeah, you are gonna need some mud flaps.

And don't ferget the truck nutz......
Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Snitty Moods at March 31, 2012 11:28 PM (SsG4J)

damnit woman you made me blow scotch out of my nose! now I have to change shirts.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

313 286
Dana, that's a troll. It talks to itself. No one knows why it's here.

Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (I/cLr)
*Ron...bed wedder and useful idiot.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:36 PM (bX0ZS)

314 Pressie,

yankee, LOL

DC....chew and a milk based drink?! That sounds.......odd.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:36 PM (SsG4J)

315 damnit woman you made me blow scotch out of my nose! now I have to change shirts.

Ouch.

I had that happen with Wild Turkey 101....

Double ouch...

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:37 PM (PWwbk)

316 now I have to change shirts.

Don't go gettin' dressed on MY account, mister....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:37 PM (SsG4J)

317 302
Gushie, I am not going to tell you how long Thor and I dated before he
told his family about the redhaired, redneck PROTESTANT he was seeing!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor, Improver of Grouchy Moods, too at March 31, 2012 11:33 PM (SsG4J)


this is much worse. I am the red haired much older Cougar. No chance of kids. Nope dont want em. Lotta critters. Seems mom hates cats, thinks horses are dirty. and worst of all-- im NOT hispanic. ohyeah. I told him not to keep me a secret. Now he has WAY TOO MUCH TO EXPLAIN. and he hates explaining. Could not be happier im not there.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:38 PM (r7Ddb)

318 134" I was walking my bully-dog, minding my own business....I say 'hurry up, fatso!' -to my portly bully-dog- and this awful woman gets all up in my face about the word 'fatso' "

Uh, oh, I've had to put my beagle on diet dog food. I routinely call her my little fatty girl.
I hope she doesn't become anorexic now, or start binging and purging.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:38 PM (iUzRP)

319 Cooth, Tammy, typed mine before I saw that, but thanks!

By the way, the winning mega millions ticket was bought 300 yards from where I bought my loser. Oh well, maybe next week we'll all be partying in a non-extradition country!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:38 PM (I/cLr)

320 Hummingbird, don't be fooled. We're not that nice. We're just scared if we don't treat you right Stuck will hunt us down and kick our asses.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 31, 2012 11:39 PM (JKNDp)

321 For earth hour I baked a cake, which is saying a lot since I have no idea how to bake, so in essence I just wasted gas

Posted by: Rbastid at March 31, 2012 11:40 PM (bwnC6)

322 Thank God. I am not the 286 but the 306. Wringing hands. Do I do the curtsy / ? This is a joke.

Posted by: The Greys at March 31, 2012 11:40 PM (tEe1I)

323 That bacon recipe is from ...oh who is that cook who just got diabetes... I forget her name....

eh.. you know who I am talking about.

Anyway..she has some pretty damn good recipes.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:40 PM (DGIjM)

324 what?? comin what for

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:40 PM (4ezPk)

325 oh and i am enjoying Grims squirming. A LOT.



Heh. You go girl.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 31, 2012 11:41 PM (/izg2)

326 #320

Oh please. Stuck is a big teddy bear!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 31, 2012 11:41 PM (R5yLq)

327 I keep thinking I should get a zoot suit.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:28 PM (kaalw)


deep red sharkskin suit is the way to go, baby. it will set off the flames on your walker.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:41 PM (r7Ddb)

328 318
134" I was walking my bully-dog, minding my own business....I say 'hurry
up, fatso!' -to my portly bully-dog- and this awful woman gets all up
in my face about the word 'fatso' "



Uh, oh, I've had to put my beagle on diet dog food. I routinely call her my little fatty girl.

I hope she doesn't become anorexic now, or start binging and purging.


What you should try: mixing green beans in with her normal food: great taste, more filling! I'm testing it out with Miss Fatso.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:41 PM (PWwbk)

329 Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM (I/cLr)
-------------------------------------------------------
Towson MD? I don't believe there is another Towson.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 31, 2012 11:42 PM (jucos)

330 are u ticllin my fancy>

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:42 PM (4ezPk)

331 For earth hour I baked a cake, which is saying a lot since I have no idea how to bake, so in essence I just wasted gas
Posted by: Rbastid at March 31, 2012 11:40 PM (bwnC6)

I opened my window and turned on the heater. it was a little cool outside today. no need to go gettin all soft on this global warming now that we are half way there. besides I own a lot of land in nj that is only a one foot rise in sea level away from being on the beach and hosting jersey shore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

332 dogs love bean greens

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2012 11:44 PM (JMmQ9)

333 My liver still hasn't recovered, but damn! It was great!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 31, 2012 11:35 PM (nEUpB)
Hey Mr.Dldo...Hope all is well. Garret 5 is looking good again this year. North NJ Is strong red. Can we do it??

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:45 PM (bX0ZS)

334 That bacon recipe is from ...oh who is that cook who just got diabetes... I forget her name....

eh.. you know who I am talking about.

Anyway..she has some pretty damn good recipes.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:40 PM (DGIjM)

Paula "michelle obama eats fried shrimp like blue whales suck krill "dean.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

335 Truck, that's the one. You nearby?

1066, my beagle gets green beans too. Makes him think he's getting more actual food than he is. I even use them as treats when he's getting chubby cause daddy doesn't walk him enough

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:45 PM (I/cLr)

336 Every light in out apartment is on, the doors and windows are open and I have the fireplace turned on. All devices are charging away. We have the TV on mute AND are listening to CDs.

Am I missing anything?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:46 PM (SsG4J)

337
Paula "michelle obama eats fried shrimp like blue whales suck krill "dean.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

Yes! Thats her.

I believe that is her full given name.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:46 PM (DGIjM)

338 Quite a while back I owned an old beater of a car and sometimes I'd shut the driver's side door only to have it pop back open. If I did it in just the right way it would shut and stay shut.

So, I went to the grocery store in a hurry one day, got out of my car, went to shut the door, and it popped open. I tried it again, same result. I tried it one more time, yelling "shut!" and it shut. I turned around just as 2 nuns were heading to their car in the same row where I'd parked mine, and I got the strangest looks from them! I thought about telling them I'd said "shut," but decided to leave it alone and walked into the store.

Posted by: Theresa at March 31, 2012 11:47 PM (Yh5lC)

339 @ 311

Garrett, I bet you'd love the Cedar River Flow. Small creeks, beaver dams that must be backpacked into and fish until your arm aches from casting. We eat so good on those trips I actually gain weight.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:47 PM (SAMxH)

340 Oh and dana, Im sorry I didn't make it clear that uhpd1 is the troll, not you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:47 PM (I/cLr)

341 what?

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (4ezPk)

342 338
Quite a while back I owned an old beater of a car and sometimes I'd shut
the driver's side door only to have it pop back open. If I did it in
just the right way it would shut and stay shut. So, I went to
the grocery store in a hurry one day, got out of my car, went to shut
the door, and it popped open. I tried it again, same result. I tried it
one more time, yelling "shut!" and it shut. I turned around just as 2
nuns were heading to their car in the same row where I'd parked mine,
and I got the strangest looks from them! I thought about telling them
I'd said "shut," but decided to leave it alone and walked into the
store.

You should see the looks I get when I'm using my Rev. Lovejoy voice...

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (PWwbk)

343 Parchment paper is the man. Also, I had a long-lived cat who also fetched. We'd ball up some aluminum foil, toss it in the air and not only would he chase it, he would come back and lay it at your feet.

Posted by: The Greys at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (tEe1I)

344 "And don't ferget the truck nutz......"
I saw a pair of gold ones on a bronze-colored '78 Caprice yesterday. The windows were tinted, so I couldn't see what was hanging from the rearview. And no, there wasn't a matching hood ornament to complete the set.

Posted by: 66chevelle at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (QjSgY)

345 I believe that is her full given name.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:46 PM (DGIjM)
NO, no, here FULL given name is

Paula "michelle obama eats fried shrimp like blue whales suck krill and I think Jimmy Carter was a great President but I am a delightful woman anyway" deen.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)

346 Tammy..wow. Really taking a stand!

Posted by: Ron at March 31, 2012 11:49 PM (uhPd1)

347 Theresa, lol!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (SsG4J)

348 "And don't ferget the truck nutz......"
I saw a pair of gold ones on a bronze-colored '78 Caprice yesterday. The windows were tinted, so I couldn't see what was hanging from the rearview. And no, there wasn't a matching hood ornament to complete the set.
Posted by: 66chevelle at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (QjSgY)

yeah, the hitch is one thing, your rearvies mirror, that is another thing altogether. as soon as I get something with a hitch I will get a set.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

349 Despite all my red line sin my fantasy bracket with morons I picked the final 2 teams. Kentucky vs Kansas. Kentucky wins by 4.

Not bad for my first time.

BTW, watched Tower Heist it was surprisingly good.

Posted by: mpfs at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (TlwCF)

350 Jumbo Jogging Shrimp
Thank you!
I'm drooling thinking about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (iUzRP)

351 No, really...I think we can flip jersey. I can give you anectdotal stories of frustrated cop and teachers.... They're 20-50$$ a month in union fees is just silly. They want to work.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (bX0ZS)

352 ed by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:47 PM (SAMxH)

We used to fish out of Schroon Lake. I don't know the names of the creeks...we'd just walk out the cabin into the hills and fish one of three creeks that were close by.
Nothing tasted better than fresh brook trout and eggs cooked over an open flame.
I hopeyour steeple cast isin order!

Posted by: garrett at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (zn0Us)

353 Paula "michelle obama eats fried shrimp like blue whales suck krill and I think Jimmy Carter was a great President but I am a delightful woman anyway" deen.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

354 The windows were tinted, so I couldn't see what was hanging from the rearview


Oh, we ALL know it was fuzzy dice, don't be coy, now.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:51 PM (SsG4J)

355 File under... shit Shrimp didnt know...

I was asking someone tonight about the LA riots.. (curious about riots breaking out over this trayvon stupidity and what it would be like)

anyway.. I didnt realize the police and the fire department said fuck it.. and left for 2 days.

Can you imagine being in the middle of that and there are no police anywhere.

Yikes...

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:51 PM (DGIjM)

356 God I am skinny, god I am good lookin

And what

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:51 PM (4ezPk)

357 that's lines in not line sin. heh

Posted by: mpfs at March 31, 2012 11:51 PM (TlwCF)

358 Time for the old folk. Gonna be a glorious day tomorrow.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2012 11:51 PM (SAMxH)

359 deep red sharkskin suit is the way to go, baby. it will set off the flames on your walker.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:41 PM (r7Ddb)


Thing is, a standard business suit (like I've been wearing for a couple of decades) is a non-useful status uniform that shows wealth and taste through subtle bits of tailoring and fabric.....and if I'm going to be wearing some damned clown suit to show off, why not blow the doors off? Zoot suits actually are halfway comfy, look good on more shapes of people than standard business suits, can look formal or fun, and don't inspire people to speak with you in a hushed monotone. Instead of looking like a funeral director, I could be struttin' with my reet pleat....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:51 PM (kaalw)

360 Wooo Legos!

Posted by: Zakn at March 31, 2012 11:52 PM (6TTvt)

361 355
File under... shit Shrimp didnt know...



I was asking someone tonight about the LA riots.. (curious about
riots breaking out over this trayvon stupidity and what it would be
like)



anyway.. I didnt realize the police and the fire department said fuck it.. and left for 2 days.



Can you imagine being in the middle of that and there are no police anywhere.



Yikes...


Depending on where you live, it might be the rioters thinking 'Yikes!' if the cops aren't around.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:53 PM (PWwbk)

362 They're 20-50$$ a month in union fees

I'm guessing 50 a check, not a month, and even that sounds cheap.

Thor paid $120 last time I asked and that was years ago. Don't make me say what union he's in, either.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:53 PM (SsG4J)

363 G'night, Irongrampa...stay safe too.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:54 PM (PWwbk)

364 damnit. new shirt, still smell like scotch. guess I am going to have to take a shower and it is only saturday.

found this earlier while researching the side affects of mad dog 20/20. made laugh, though not as hard as Miss Tammy did.

http://tinyurl.com/87x83oo

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 31, 2012 11:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

365 my thin cheeks

Posted by: i at March 31, 2012 11:54 PM (4ezPk)

366 Despite all my red line sin my fantasy bracket with morons I picked the final 2 teams. Kentucky vs Kansas. Kentucky wins by 4.

Not bad for my first time.


Dammit! First timer, we're good and fooked.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at March 31, 2012 11:54 PM (r3ITV)

367 Jumbo that;s why you arm yourself and keep your head down when your white.

I predict LA will riot again they are just waiting for a reason to light the fire. If the Asian gangs are smart they will let the black gangs and the Hispanic gangs kill each other. The Hispanic gangs have been pushing the black gangs more and more out of the Compton area. Bad blood between the two has been simmering for a long time. The Russians will sit back drink vodka and laugh.

Posted by: mpfs at March 31, 2012 11:55 PM (TlwCF)

368 1066, I was thinking the same thing. The cops are really there to protect the rioters from serious harm. A night in detox never killed anyone.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:55 PM (I/cLr)

369 I didnt realize the police and the fire department said fuck it.. and left for 2 days.[i/]

Well, it wasn't exactly like that everywhere.....and at least one fire truck was attacked by hatchet and axe wielding rioters when they responded, so I didn't really blame them when they refused to go anywhere else.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:56 PM (SsG4J)

370 Jees, sorry again!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 31, 2012 11:56 PM (SsG4J)

371 Also, I had a long-lived cat who also fetched.
We'd ball up some aluminum foil, toss it in the air and not only would
he chase it, he would come back and lay it at your feet.

Posted by: The Greys at March 31, 2012 11:48 PM (tEe1I)

that is exactly what Maurice does! Hes the sweetest little white kitty. I have been laughing at him lately because his voice is changing and its gone from a sweet kitten cheep to cracking adolescent meow.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 31, 2012 11:56 PM (r7Ddb)

372 yankee, i use to have a set of truck nutz on my truck. Man the looks i would get on the road. Evil stares to thumbs up. I got another set for my next truck, took them off, 5 year old nephew wanted them for his little 4 wheeler so i put them on it, 6 year old niece gets mad so i had to get her a set for her 4 wheeler. LOL

Posted by: cowboyup at March 31, 2012 11:57 PM (/5Tgi)

373 Yeah DC, once shit hits the fan, and thugs see other thugs being cut down with shotguns, rioting might not seem so fun.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:57 PM (PWwbk)

374 340
Oh and dana, Im sorry I didn't make it clear that uhpd1 is the troll, not you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:47 PM (I/cLr)
**Oh I am a troll! A troll of love....BITCH!***

And beer and boobehs..and bacon and beef and boobehs and beer...and go fuck yourself.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 31, 2012 11:58 PM (bX0ZS)

375 I predict LA will riot again they are just waiting
for a reason to light the fire. If the Asian gangs are smart they will
let the black gangs and the Hispanic gangs kill each other. The Hispanic
gangs have been pushing the black gangs more and more out of the
Compton area. Bad blood between the two has been simmering for a long
time. The Russians will sit back drink vodka and laugh.


Posted by: mpfs at March 31, 2012 11:55 PM (TlwCF)


Just as long as Reverend Al gets caught in the crossfire. His "ginning up trouble to boost his profile" act is loathesome.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 31, 2012 11:59 PM (kaalw)

376 Depending on where you live, it might be the rioters thinking 'Yikes!' if the cops aren't around.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 31, 2012 11:53 PM (PWwbk)

for sure.




Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 31, 2012 11:59 PM (DGIjM)

377 I like all of those things, including the go fuck myself part. Wait, what?

Also, Y5, do we have to wear shirts on the ONT now? Cause, if so, I'm outside the dress code and have been since I got home from work.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:00 AM (I/cLr)

378 " That bacon recipe is from ...oh who is that cook who just got diabetes... I forget her name.... "

Paula Deen. She's the one who wrote a book where she said that when Michelle Obama was on her show, Michelle ate more than any guest she'd ever had.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 12:00 AM (iUzRP)

379 Oh and shouldn't forget the Armenians. They will just stay in Glendale and watch on their gold plated televisions.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:01 AM (TlwCF)

380 Happy bday fellow superior humans!!!

Why all the cubbie hate h8rs?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 01, 2012 12:02 AM (4+PCd)

381 Also, don't "jog". See True and many others. But perhaps it is a gene thing, but I've known too many to count runners who've had, at the very least, knee replacements, to the point they can't even walk. They are crippled for good. I've always thought, if you want to run, run. Run, run, run like a cheetah . Don't do this up and down, jigging-jogging method. My opinion and I am no doctor.

Posted by: The Greys at April 01, 2012 12:02 AM (tEe1I)

382 Also, Y5, do we have to wear shirts on the ONT now?

No, no.... a thousand times NO! Allow me my fantasies, please!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:02 AM (SsG4J)

383 367 Jumbo that;s why you arm yourself and keep your head down when your white.

I predict LA will riot again they are just waiting for a reason to light the fire. If the Asian gangs are smart they will let the black gangs and the Hispanic gangs kill each other. The Hispanic gangs have been pushing the black gangs more and more out of the Compton area. Bad blood between the two has been simmering for a long time. The Russians will sit back drink vodka and laugh.
Posted by: mpfs at March 31, 2012 11:55 PM (TlwCF)

Yep, good advise.

Scary times.

Makes me want to live in the country.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:02 AM (DGIjM)

384 i say ace should strike the fire if he has the match.....

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:04 AM (4ezPk)

385 381
Also, don't "jog". See True and many others. But perhaps it is a gene
thing, but I've known too many to count runners who've had, at the very
least, knee replacements, to the point they can't even walk. They are
crippled for good. I've always thought, if you want to run, run. Run,
run, run like a cheetah . Don't do this up and down, jigging-jogging
method. My opinion and I am no doctor.


Immediately thought of this FZappa song...in part it sez:

You can't run a race without no feet

And pretty soon there won't be no street for dummies to jog on or doggies to dog on

Religious fanatics can make it be all gone

I mean it won't blow up and disappear, it'll just look ugly for a thousand years

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:04 AM (PWwbk)

386 model,
I've tried giving her carrots, because someone recommended them, but she won't eat them. She's not that fat, but she has been going up.
Part of the problem is that I spend most of my time living with my elderly dad who has alzeimer's and he gives her treats off his plate. She's now like a little addict for "good" food. Beagles, because they are so scent driven, tend to be too focused on food.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 12:05 AM (iUzRP)

387 Gawd I can't believe they are running Benny Hill reruns on my local MeTV station. The little old bald guy was hilarious.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:05 AM (TlwCF)

388 387
Gawd I can't believe they are running Benny Hill reruns on my local MeTV station. The little old bald guy was hilarious.


Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:05 AM (TlwCF)

I made "Yackety Sax" one of my regular YouTube stops.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:06 AM (PWwbk)

389 Scary times.



Makes me want to live in the country.


Eh, girl, they usually stick to their own turf when they riot. I'd only worry if I had a business in the actual riot zone.

I feel bad for the old folks int he aftermath, though....no stores, no cars to take them elsewhere to grocery shop, takes a two hour bus ride each way to get anywhere to buy necessities.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:07 AM (SsG4J)

390 386
model,

I've tried giving her carrots, because someone recommended them, but
she won't eat them. She's not that fat, but she has been going up.

Part of the problem is that I spend most of my time living with my
elderly dad who has alzeimer's and he gives her treats off his plate.
She's now like a little addict for "good" food. Beagles, because they
are so scent driven, tend to be too focused on food.

carrots might be too tough for her to chow down easily.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:07 AM (PWwbk)

391 Re: yogging. Vibram five fingers. Used to make fun of those guys a few years ago. Then, I bought a pair.

Crow tastes okay, since it took away my patellar tendonotis and my hip pain. I have the zeal of a convert with these damn things, use them for everything, weights, intervals, running.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:08 AM (I/cLr)

392 Mpfs, I loved the Benny Hill show! Used to watch it while babysitting my nephew when I was a teenager. Of course, My s-i-l wasn't always happy that I watched it with him, because he liked to go up to his baby brother and pat him on the head like Benny did to the old bald guy.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 12:09 AM (Yh5lC)

393 Vibram five fingers.....that sounded so much more intriguing than what it turned out to be.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:09 AM (SsG4J)

394 I predict a bong hit ...a Heinkien and the low spark of high heeled boys.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:10 AM (bX0ZS)

395 Eh, girl, they usually stick to their own turf when they riot. I'd only worry if I had a business in the actual riot zone.

I feel bad for the old folks int he aftermath, though....no stores, no cars to take them elsewhere to grocery shop, takes a two hour bus ride each way to get anywhere to buy necessities.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:07 AM (SsG4J)

Yeah, I dont worry about them coming to my burb.
They would never make it.
Us hoosiers are gun happy folks.. they would lose that fight.

I would feel bad for the elderly trapped in their homes as the ghetto shoots it out.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:10 AM (DGIjM)

396 I guess "Boots" Randolph had enough lung space to ventilate an aircraft carrier....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:11 AM (PWwbk)

397 Ooh, film noir on TCM. Bye

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2012 12:11 AM (iUzRP)

398 Yup Tammy that's the worst part of the riots. They burn down their own frigging neighborhoods. The Korean shopkeepers never came back after the King riots. They destroyed their own shops, jobs, etc.

My husband's man office was on Olympic Blvd in LA during the King riots. They had to close for a week for everyone's safety.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:11 AM (TlwCF)

399 Ira Einhorn was a founder of Earth Day, but more famous as the Unicorn Killer. He kept the body of his girlfriend, Holly Maddox, in a trunk in his apartment for years. When the smell got too bad, the cops took a peek. He fled to France, which gave him sanctuary for years and years. He claims the CIA did the murder and framed him.

A proud alumnus of Philly's Central High, which also boasts Noam Chomsky, Norman "Mr. Roper" Fell, Larry Fine of the Three Stooges and Teller (of Penn and).

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 01, 2012 12:12 AM (a5ljo)

400 286
Dana, that's a troll. It talks to itself.


Posted by: DC in Towson is grouchy now at March 31, 2012 11:29 PM

That's not all it does to itself! Eeeewwwww, gross !!!

Posted by: Raykon's sister who just walked into his room at April 01, 2012 12:12 AM (Y+DPZ)

401 387
Gawd I can't believe they are running Benny Hill reruns on my local MeTV station. The little old bald guy was hilarious.


Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:05 AM (TlwCF)


I hugely enjoyed The Two Ronnies.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:12 AM (kaalw)

402 LOL Theresa.


Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:12 AM (TlwCF)

403 country strong...

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:13 AM (4ezPk)

404 Tammy, sorry to disappoint. Man, if I had a dime for every time I said that to Cougar....well, I wouldn't have any money, but...

Posted by: DC in Towson steals jokes from Ron White at April 01, 2012 12:14 AM (I/cLr)

405 Classic Two Ronnies -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c4uMaJKt_g

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:14 AM (kaalw)

406 Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:11 AM (TlwCF)

I can imagine, mpfs! That was right in the heart of it!

Thor and I lived in Lakewood then, right on the border of Long Beach. It was the east side, so we were fine, but all of Long Beach was under curfew, and I did all my grocery shopping and such there. It was bizarre to not be able to live your life as you normally would.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:16 AM (SsG4J)

407 Truck, that's the one. You nearby?
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 11:45 PM (I/cLr)
-------------------------------------------------------
Downtown New Market MD

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 01, 2012 12:16 AM (jucos)

408 Man, if I had a dime for every time I said that to Cougar....well, I wouldn't have any money, but...


False modesty ill-becomes you, Sir.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)

409 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72AVXpeo_ZI

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2012 12:17 AM (Yie26)

410 Wheel in the sky...

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:18 AM (bX0ZS)

411 Okay, wanna shout out to a few lurkers here.....backhoe, Dave, Dixiegal...what happened????

And all y'all other lurkers...come on out, damn it!

Pressie did!

And Roland, can't you come back out and talk some ore about Ossas??? Or anything???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:19 AM (SsG4J)

412 Breaking News: Dick Cheney has died

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:19 AM (uhPd1)

413 dont leave me I cried.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:19 AM (4ezPk)

414 I think we sit back and burn within. Although many have made other plans. That's what is going to happen, if it happens. We are one conglomerate of many societies. Most adjust to the new land, others scream and carry on like they are being filleted in the process, and obviously, they are the ones who get the shining attention. I've watched way too many "48 Hours" to realize that there is a crisis that not one twit wants to address: The blacks are killing each other at break-neck speed. Also, gang vs. gang. Also Hispanic vs. black. Black vs. black. Hispanic vs. Hispanic, black vs Hispanic. It is one sick dose of society as we know it.

It has gotten away with itself and has gone too far for way too long.

We are now faced with one incident, out of thousands, that has captivated the yoo-hoos to the ultimate extreme.

Posted by: The Greys at April 01, 2012 12:20 AM (tEe1I)

415 #386

Stuck says that you should try sprinkling a little beef bullion over top the carrots first.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 12:21 AM (R5yLq)

416 Truck, right down the road, I drove past you every day on way to WV. There's a lot of us Maryland Morons around this joint.

I smell a meetup in the not-too-distant future.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:21 AM (I/cLr)

417 406
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 12:11 AM (TlwCF)

I can imagine, mpfs! That was right in the heart of it!

Thor
and I lived in Lakewood then, right on the border of Long Beach. It was
the east side, so we were fine, but all of Long Beach was under curfew,
and I did all my grocery shopping and such there. It was bizarre to not
be able to live your life as you normally would.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:16 AM (SsG4J)


I used to live in Lakewood (twice), and even went to Lakewood High for half a year.

In the best tradition of California real estate, Lakewood occupies a filled-in swamp.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:22 AM (kaalw)

418 412
Breaking News: Dick Cheney has died

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:19 AM (uhPd1)
*Fuck. Fuck.Fuck.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:23 AM (bX0ZS)

419 i turned on the radio

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:23 AM (4ezPk)

420 I used to live in Lakewood (twice), and even went to Lakewood High for half a year.

Criminy, I bet you know a few of my ex boyfriends! What year did you go to Lkwd???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:23 AM (SsG4J)

421 The University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople is the academic home of Professor Peter Schickele, who has earned well deserved world-wide opprobrium for his revival of the works of P.D.Q. Bach, and other justifiably forgotten composers.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 01, 2012 12:24 AM (RJOgX)

422 Criminy, I bet you know a few of my ex boyfriends! What year did you go to Lkwd???


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:23 AM (SsG4J)

....errrr.....'76, maybe?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:25 AM (kaalw)

423 God speed...Fuck. Life sucks.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (bX0ZS)

424 If you've ever wondered what could happen when the Washington Generals finally snap and take the gloves off, just wait for November.

Ol' Meadowlark SCOAMF gonna shit his pants.

Oh, wait. The Generals represent the GOP in this metaphor?

Never mind.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (a5ljo)

425 423
God speed...Fuck. Life sucks.



Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (bX0ZS




No, death sucks.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (PWwbk)

426 421
The University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople is the academic home
of Professor Peter Schickele, who has earned well deserved world-wide
opprobrium for his revival of the works of P.D.Q. Bach, and other
justifiably forgotten composers.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 01, 2012 12:24 AM (RJOgX)

That's what I thought when they were talking about the flying dinosaur. Philistines!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (kaalw)

427 Where is the news breaking?

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (GTbGH)

428 Hmmmm...maybe not. Small world, though! We lived on Josie, just north of Harvey. I always liked it there. Kinda homey.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:27 AM (SsG4J)

429 Huh.

Nothing on Dick Cheney via bing ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (crQEo)

430 Ignore troll boy. If we've lost another great one, we can grieve in the am.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (I/cLr)

431 "Oh, we ALL know it was fuzzy dice, don't be coy, now."

Hey, could have been a Christmas Tree, too. And I can state unequivocally that there was no crown in the back window. But then again, that's so '90's.

The car looked sharp, athought the chain around the license plate, and the jewels dangling immediately below, was disconcerting.

Posted by: 66chevelle at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (QjSgY)

432 Posted by: Fox2! at April 01, 2012 12:24 AM (RJOgX)

Well that's good. I am sick to death of listening to rap music at every red-light signal I am supposed to stop at.

Posted by: The Greys at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (tEe1I)

433 391
Re: yogging. Vibram five fingers. Used to make fun of those guys a few years ago. Then, I bought a pair.



Crow tastes okay, since it took away my patellar tendonotis and my
hip pain. I have the zeal of a convert with these damn things, use them
for everything, weights, intervals, running.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:08 AM (I/cLr)


Grim says the same about his... they are great. hes getting me a pair to make me a believer, too.



And please please please let Dick Cheneys death be an April fools joke.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (r7Ddb)

434 I see no news of that. He might be April fools.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (Yie26)

435 I think it is an April Fools joke.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:29 AM (PWwbk)

436 I've looked for any breaking news online but have'nt found any. Ain't changing the t.v. cuz Kelly's Heroes is on.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:29 AM (/5Tgi)

437 Posted by: 66chevelle at April 01, 2012 12:28 AM (QjSgY)

LOL!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:30 AM (SsG4J)

438 427
Where is the news breaking?


Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 12:26 AM (GTbGH)


Hint: "source = troll"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:30 AM (kaalw)

439 And all y'all other lurkers...come on out, damn it!
You called?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:30 AM (rT3Gr)

440 dieing

little toby what

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:30 AM (4ezPk)

441 No AP news on twitter about Cheney.. nothing on Fox or CNN.

I call BS.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:30 AM (DGIjM)

442 I think the trollz is just fookin with us.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 12:31 AM (Yh5lC)

443 #420, #430

Nothing about it on the internet. We switched over to Fox news and they haven't mentioned it either. I think it was someone just making a very bad joke.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 01, 2012 12:31 AM (R5yLq)

444 Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:30 AM (rT3Gr)

Wilkomen, Herr Whipsnade!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:31 AM (SsG4J)

445 Hey Kids


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 12:31 AM (ufJKx)

446 The jackass with the hash of uhpd1 is a troll. Ignore it.

Gush, I bought Cougar a pair about a year ago, she's a believer too. One of these days I'll get her on here.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:31 AM (I/cLr)

447 Assholes...will be dealt with.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:32 AM (bX0ZS)

448 No, really...it wasn't Cheney....Hillary stabbed Bill to death.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:33 AM (PWwbk)

449 Roses are red,
Grapefruit are sour,
I'm brain dead after doing taxes all day,
Ignore my babbling for the next or so, hour ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 12:33 AM (crQEo)

450 ladies we all die

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:33 AM (4ezPk)

451 Hi Tammy, another lurker/reader here. Like Breitbart, i come to read the comments. You guys rock! Heh, i use to think i was pretty good at being a clever smart ass but you guys make me look like i was in preschool. I mean this in a good kind of way too.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:33 AM (/5Tgi)

452 jc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:34 AM (SsG4J)

453 Ain't changing the t.v. cuz Kelly's Heroes is on.

You too, huh?

I think the only place the news is breaking is in the troll's mind.

Posted by: Retread at April 01, 2012 12:34 AM (joSBv)

454 Hi, jc!

To repeat, (uhpd1) is a troll. It changes names every day, so just go by the hash.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:34 AM (I/cLr)

455 Greetings Madam Thor.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:34 AM (rT3Gr)

456 Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:33 AM (/5Tgi)

Hi!
>>>>waives to the lurker<<<<<<

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:36 AM (DGIjM)

457 Hi jc,

how goes the dust?

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 12:36 AM (crQEo)

458 Well, hey there cowboy up!! Thanks for jumping in!

You a Millar fan or am I too much of a baseball fan to realize it came from somewhere else originally?

Everyone say hello to Larsen E and cpwboy up!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:36 AM (SsG4J)

459 " Hi Tammy, another lurker/reader here. Like Breitbart, i come to read the comments. You guys rock! Heh, i use to think i was pretty good at being a clever smart ass but you guys make me look like i was in preschool. I mean this in a good kind of way too."

Lol.. well stop in and stay a while. Our smart-assedness can be contagious after all..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:37 AM (R5yLq)

460 Cowboyup, welcome! Pull up a stool, grab a beverage.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:37 AM (I/cLr)

461 but you guys make me look like i was in preschool

How you doin'?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 01, 2012 12:38 AM (crQEo)

462 Hello to the delurkers!

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 12:38 AM (Yh5lC)

463 SoS is right, it's contagious and you're in good company!!!

We got some World Class Smart Ass 'round heyah!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:38 AM (SsG4J)

464 Tammy, could be the Chris leDoux song from back in the day. *RIP*

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:38 AM (I/cLr)

465 Greetings Larsen E. Any friend of Tammy's is more than welcome.

After a thorough TSA Shakedown, of course..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:38 AM (R5yLq)

466 I'm normally a daywalker and I have lurked here for many years.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:38 AM (rT3Gr)

467 After a thorough TSA Shakedown, of course..


Isn't that a "feel-up"?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:39 AM (PWwbk)

468 Breaking News: Dick Cheney-April Fools

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (uhPd1)

469 Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:19 AM (uhPd1)
*
Are you really that much of pussy? You fuckin creep. I will rip the eyes out of you fuckin head you faggot douch...show yourself tough guy...I will find you.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (bX0ZS)

470 "We got some World Class Smart Ass 'round heyah!"

Fucking Olympics. Seriously? Synchronized swimming? That's an event. Curling? CURLING? Oh ya, that's an event.

But being a smart ass? Nope. Bastards.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (R5yLq)

471 After a thorough TSA Shakedown, of course..

We used to call that "third base"

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (I/cLr)

472 what, he died we all die

probably He went to heaven

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (4ezPk)

473 Model1066....thats a good one...Hillary stabbed Bill to death

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:41 AM (uhPd1)

474 DC, I guess I have never heard it. Should I hand over my redneck card di-rectly to you, or can I mail it?


Larsen E ( love that!), you're gonna like it here, I think! We be nicer, funnier, and better lookin' than them nasty daywalkers!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:41 AM (SsG4J)

475 "Isn't that a "feel-up"?"

Yes, it is. And before you ask, yes, we do charge extra for it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:41 AM (R5yLq)

476 April Fools Day

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:41 AM (uhPd1)

477 Dana, I hate to say I told you so, but....

(please don't kill me)

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:42 AM (I/cLr)

478 The cancer research story is interesting. From what I have been reading lately (and discussing with health professionals) the thing we call "cancer" is sort of a catch all term to describe a entire panorama of like illnesses, possibly numbering in the millions of types, of which, if you get it, your type is as likely to be as specific to you as an individual than not.

Therefore patient A responds to a type of treatment while patient B, with a very similar type of cancer does not. The treatment(s) being offered may eventually have to be tailored to the individual patient based on responses.

It is a nightmare, from a clinical perspective.

Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2012 12:42 AM (raqE3)

479 475
"Isn't that a "feel-up"?"



Yes, it is. And before you ask, yes, we do charge extra for it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:41 AM (R5yLq)

But Continental said it was included in the ticket price!!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:42 AM (PWwbk)

480 or do I have to tip TSA wenches for my patdown?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (PWwbk)

481 I have always wanted to talk about the whole bases thing. Is there a way to do it without the ban hammer comin' down? Or should I just go to the Urban Dictionary?

Probably Urban Dictionary. Don't want to alarm teh delurkers so soon.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (SsG4J)

482 Speaking of Chris Ledoux, have you heard his song "I believe in America"? Awesome song.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (/5Tgi)

483 Ron at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (uhPd1)

This hash looks familiar, could it be Raykon the infamous pederast?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (rT3Gr)

484 "But Continental said it was included in the ticket price!! "

Need to read the fine print. What do you think they meant about a surcharge for checking you "bags"?

Hmm...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (R5yLq)

485 Night/Day=all the same these days

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)

486 Hi Larsen!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (DGIjM)

487 Tammy, hie thee to you tube, forthwith. The red sox used it back in aught four for their world series run.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:44 AM (I/cLr)

488 I am not a troll.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:44 AM (uhPd1)

489 best April Fool's Day gags have been the legendary EGM Shen Long "trick" and the Obama bans NASCAR post

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 12:44 AM (M8yfa)

490 Hi Shrimp

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:44 AM (rT3Gr)

491 I am not a troll.
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:44 AM (uhPd1)


You haven't denied being a pederast.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:45 AM (rT3Gr)

492 Ok, well now that idiot troll boy's "joke" is busted, I'm switching channels.

Judge Janine has a voice that is far to reminiscent of fingernails on a chalkboard for my liking.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:46 AM (R5yLq)

493 Obama stepping down. Heading to China

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:46 AM (uhPd1)

494 What is a pederast?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:46 AM (uhPd1)

495 Oh good. They got the nonsense bot fixed. yaah.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (R5yLq)

496 Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:43 AM (/5Tgi)

I'll youtube that,. thanks!

DC, if they used it in 'ought 4, I have heard it. The ALCS series against the Yankees was the best baseball I have ever watched.

Braves/Twins Game 7 was epic, too, though not the ending I'd hoped for, to say the least. Took me YEARS to get over it, if I even have, sigh....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (SsG4J)

497 457
Hi jc,

how goes the dust?


Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 12:36 AM (crQEo)

======
All table skeletons assembled. Two tables in place. One has all the drawers in and about 1/2 the stuff stowed away. Shop is a Huuuuuuuuuuuugggggge mess even though I spent all day cleaning. I have to finish cleaning before I can finish the 3rd (outfeed) table. After it is cleaned up, I still have to get the base for the last table in place and leveled, set the table on the base, assemble the vises and bench dogs, and set the top in place.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (ufJKx)

498 Ron is not a troll.

April Fools!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (Yie26)

499 Oh, my -- waiting for the inevitable April Fools BOC, and I see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otv42EHOQ-Uhd=1fs=1

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (kaalw)

500
What is a pederast?


Why that would be you.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (r3ITV)

501 Good one Guy!

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (uhPd1)

502 493
Obama stepping down. Heading to China

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:46 AM (uhPd1)

Moochelle admits to being Wookie; stops shaving body hair.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (PWwbk)

503 SOS great saga by the way though it sucked you had to go through it, but on the bright side you did meet a good person due to it. Here's wishing you the best.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (/5Tgi)

504 I am not a pederast. Wow..some people are mean tonight

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (uhPd1)

505 "You haven't denied being a pederast."

Rotfl.. vocabulary lessons for a troll. Priceless

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (R5yLq)

506 Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (ufJKx)

Uh, what did I miss??????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (SsG4J)

507 haha model. Michelle is pretty hairy

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:49 AM (uhPd1)

508 cheny is dead?

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:49 AM (4ezPk)

509 It wasn't the theme song, more like the motto. Come to think of it, i think Garth Brooks did a different version of that song. Different lyrics and all.

Might not be Garth, if someone could put me some knowledge, that would be great.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:49 AM (I/cLr)

510 471
After a thorough TSA Shakedown, of course..



We used to call that "third base"

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:40 AM (I/cLr)


***Frantically checks calendar for "Tuesday"....***

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 12:50 AM (kaalw)

511 Tim Tebow elopes with red-haired Cougar twice his age.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:50 AM (SsG4J)

512 Braves/Twins Game 7 was epic, too, though not the
ending I'd hoped for, to say the least. Took me YEARS to get over it, if
I even have, sigh....


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (SsG4J)


Yeah that was pretty epic, but you should have been a Reds fan. They swept the A's the year before. Braves had a dynasty and only won one Series. Sad.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at April 01, 2012 12:50 AM (r3ITV)

513 I am not a pederast. Wow..some people are mean tonight
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (uhPd1)


I'm mean in the daylight too.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:50 AM (rT3Gr)

514 476
April Fools Day

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:41 AM (uhPd1)
*Karma is a bitch dude.Enjoy!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:50 AM (bX0ZS)

515 Person on Twitter as @REALZimmerman outed as Florida shock-jock.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 01, 2012 12:50 AM (tD5no)

516 "SOS great saga by the way though it sucked you had to go through it, but on the bright side you did meet a good person due to it. Here's wishing you the best."

Thanks cowboyup. All in all I can't complain - frankencar looks ridiculous but it's become perhaps one of my most prized possessions.

As for the rest, well I figure I came out so far ahead it's not even funny. So no complaints here at all.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:51 AM (R5yLq)

517 Tuesday's gone with the wind ...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 01, 2012 12:51 AM (crQEo)

518 507
haha model. Michelle is pretty hairy

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:49 AM (uhPd1)

And the rippling muscles of those forearms! She could rip a phonebook in half without breaking a single Lee Press-On nail!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (PWwbk)

519 uhPd1 not only is a troll, but the dumb@ss doesn't even know how to Google.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (Yh5lC)

520 dont ever think you have to be smart of cool to post here... case in point well look at our resident trolls. And um im no great snarky wit myself. i just tell stories about my cats and horses and stuff... though today i lost it at someone who complained at all the money wasted on the military, when it could be put to good social uses.



i blew up. (its my dear friends lib douche brother) I asked him what the hell he though paid for my groceries? Military budget pays military men who buy groceries for their wives and kids. i pointed out the VA and tricare is his precious govt healthcare. Asked if he thought it was less wasteful to pay a military workin stiff in some shithole to feed his family, or to pay some stupid mouthbreather smoking pot to sit on the sofa plau PS3 and make babies?




He had no good answer. he hates stupid lazy people and i know when he thinks social programs, he means not having to pay for his own insurance since hes self emplyed. Hes one of those people who is so smart hes dumb and his biggest defect is hes such a asshole and an atheist hes 14 yo daughter is suicidal, convinced all life is pointless. The wonderful dad keeps firing shrinks for being "witch doctors" he wants one that will use "science! (TM)" to save his daughter. Yeah i laughed in his face and told him hes gonna wait a loooong time for that too. Damn. Guess i was pissy today.... i should not be left unaccompanied for too long!


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (r7Ddb)

521 When do people in here sleep?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (uhPd1)

522 I love it when lurkers come out and say hi...

but.. I always go through a mental rundown of the stupid shit I have said on here... and cringe.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (DGIjM)

523 Tim Tebow elopes with red-haired Cougar twice his age.

I think you mis-spelled DC there, Miss T.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:53 AM (I/cLr)

524 So now the trolls start false rumors aka Cheney died......

A. Fuck you you ghoul
B. Fuck you you ghoul

I got bitched at a bit 3 threads back for describing Congresspeople as Congressuckers of Cock by yankeefifth; fair enough I suppose, are the moronettes offended by this? If so I will stop.

Two threads back was a discussion of research and non-reproducible results. I pulled 10 years as a research chemist and no principle is held higher -- can you reproduce your work? If you can't, why are you publishing it?

Lastly was the thread on chess. I played my first tournament event at age 12 against adults with a record of 1-1-1.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 12:53 AM (cHZB7)

525 Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 01, 2012 12:51 AM (crQEo)


Why would you care? Isn't Tuesday fuck a little girl in the ass day?

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at April 01, 2012 12:53 AM (r3ITV)

526 Braves had a dynasty and only won one Series. Sad.

It really is sad. I wish Chipper and Bobby had a few more rings.

I remember that Reds/As Series, it was the year I got married. I think the lady owner put her foot in her mouth about then, didn't she??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:54 AM (SsG4J)

527 model..Michelle does say she is a storng woman

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:54 AM (uhPd1)

528 "hough today i lost it at someone who complained at all the money wasted on the military, when it could be put to good social uses."

Rotfl.. next time some jackass goes off on that bent just smile and say, Oh... ok. So I guess you've never heard of a GPS?

Just imagine all the money that little gadget has put into our economy. Yup.. developed originally by military spending.

But hey, welfare has given us some great inventions too.. you know, like.. Um.. hmm..

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:54 AM (R5yLq)

529 525
Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 01, 2012 12:51 AM (crQEo)


Why would you care? Isn't Tuesday fuck a little girl in the ass day?


Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at April 01, 2012 12:53 AM (r3ITV)


While functional, the terminology you use is rather coarse...I prefer 'sodomizing a minor' day. thank you.

-Roman P.,

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:55 AM (PWwbk)

530 cheny died a bad day for God....

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 12:55 AM (4ezPk)

531 I think you mis-spelled DC there, Miss T.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:55 AM (SsG4J)

532 Forgot to celebrate earth hour tonight until it was an hour late, I'll have to remember to do it tomorrow

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 12:56 AM (UpwlP)

533 Are liberals now making chess a racial game..black vs white?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:56 AM (uhPd1)

534 JJS no worries. I have been reading for a good while now. Very seldomly comment but love to read the snark. Funny as hell! Hello to everybody else that said hi too.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:56 AM (/5Tgi)

535 Leftists are dumb.

Posted by: Capone at April 01, 2012 12:56 AM (l52K6)

536 You were very generous giving away that Boss 302 engine SOS. A nice gesture.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 12:56 AM (rT3Gr)

537 Gushie....GOOD FOR YOU! I"m glad you gave him hell. ASSHOLE.



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:57 AM (SsG4J)

538 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:54 AM (SsG4J)


Yeah, Marge Schott made a dumbass comment about Eric Davis after he got injured on a fielding play. Turned out he had bruised a fucking kidney. I don't know about anyone else, but when organs start getting tossed about and injured, that would make me nervous.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at April 01, 2012 12:57 AM (r3ITV)

539 Yeah..some liberals hate cops and military..see them as savage killers

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:57 AM (uhPd1)

540 osted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (r7Ddb)

**

Fuck you cat piss bitch lady...who's idea was it to open the lurker box?? Her concern is off the charts.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 12:57 AM (bX0ZS)

541 Theresa, gotta disagree. Changes names at least once a day, never engages in an actual conversations, and has a cat-piss like tendency to say "my good friend is a [X] and he says...."

Smells like 100% pure troll to me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:58 AM (I/cLr)

542 Why would you care? Isn't Tuesday fuck a little girl in the ass day?

And a good evening to you, too ...

Tuesday's Gone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWADo6KPzA

Posted by: Roman Polanski, oh yes the real one, blogging all the way from France ... at April 01, 2012 12:58 AM (crQEo)

543 28
"hough today i lost it at someone who complained at all the money wasted
on the military, when it could be put to good social uses."



Rotfl.. next time some jackass goes off on that bent just smile and say, Oh... ok. So I guess you've never heard of a GPS?



Just imagine all the money that little gadget has put into our economy. Yup.. developed originally by military spending.



But hey, welfare has given us some great inventions too.. you know, like.. Um.. hmm..



Lol


And GPS is used by, and is the envy of, the whole fucking civilized world.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:58 AM (PWwbk)

544 Florida radio "comedy" host of wehitandrun "Riggy Scarecrow" has been on Twitter using the handle @ REALZimmerman while his friend @Anchorwolfe asks to interview Trayvon Martin's mother.
@EFMutton is my source retweeted by Stablehand of The Jawa Report

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at April 01, 2012 12:58 AM (tD5no)

545 Octomom got paid only 8k to pose nude in the UK..

geez.. what an ego buster.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:58 AM (DGIjM)

546 Gushka, it's just that i had pride in my smart-assery, found this sight and found out i am not in the same league.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 12:59 AM (/5Tgi)

547 Gnu, it doesn't offend me, other than I hate that such a fine thing has been turned into an insult!

I denounce myself, lord, I need to get to bed, I guess. Filters are not engaging.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:59 AM (SsG4J)

548
" Forgot to celebrate earth hour tonight until it was an hour late, I'll have to remember to do it tomorrow"

Oh I did it up in fine fashion. Put out all of the gawdy Christmas decorations/lights I've been accumulating over the last 25 years.

I piled them on the front lawn and powered them all up. Then I opened the garage door and fired up my industrial space heater and left the door wide open.

Just my little contribution to global warming.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:59 AM (R5yLq)

549 A liberal was arguing with me ...he said that troops should feel guilty for volunteering to fight in an unjust war.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:59 AM (uhPd1)

550 545
Octomom got paid only 8k to pose nude in the UK..



geez.. what an ego buster.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 12:58 AM (DGIjM)


If you're into numerology, it was spot-on.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:59 AM (PWwbk)

551 Dana, gushie is not a troll, and I know you aren't either, but you best back off.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 12:59 AM (I/cLr)

552 There would be no social programs without a military to defend this country. There would be no country.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2012 01:00 AM (Yie26)

553 Wow...you just shoved shit at Al Gore StuckonStupid with all those lights on

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:00 AM (uhPd1)

554 Cheney is not dead you a swipe. He was up walking today.

Fuck you. Not funny you souless prick.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 01:01 AM (TlwCF)

555 Octomom is still on welfare and food stamps

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:01 AM (uhPd1)

556 I'm thinking danajon didn't mean Gushie.

Please.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:02 AM (SsG4J)

557 the evil has died,so do we all

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:02 AM (4ezPk)

558 Tammy, no! When the filters are disengaged is the best time to ONT! Thats like the eleventyfirst law or something.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:02 AM (I/cLr)

559 "Smells like 100% pure troll to me."

Curious, isn't it, how the aroma smells almost exactly the same as dog shit?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:02 AM (R5yLq)

560 Octomom got paid only 8k to pose nude in the UK..





geez.. what an ego buster.


I saw those pics and I have to admit......she's even uglier than I initially thought she was.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, KU fan at April 01, 2012 01:03 AM (r3ITV)

561 506
Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 12:47 AM (ufJKx)

Uh, what did I miss??????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (SsG4J)

====
I am entered in the 1st annual no one knows but me contest for the 9th best woodshop in a 2-car garage. I figger I can finish 7th.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:03 AM (ufJKx)

562 With 14 kids, that 8,000 was probably not much more than her monthly welfare check, huh?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:03 AM (SsG4J)

563 DC, I know full well that it's a troll, I was also adding that it's a dumb@ass. We don't disagree on that, we only disagree on the percentage - I think it's 210% troll, and worthless as teats on a boar.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 01:03 AM (Yh5lC)

564 Tammy, if you were asking me about baseball earlier i don't keep up with sports anymore unless it's huntin and fishin. When they went on strike some years ago that did it for me.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:04 AM (/5Tgi)

565 Casino Royale on TV.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:04 AM (uhPd1)

566 Sean Connery is the man

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:05 AM (uhPd1)

567 Theresa, gotcha.

*goes to re-zero his sarcasm detector*

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:05 AM (I/cLr)

568 Yeah..some liberals hate cops and military..see them as savage killers
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:57 AM (uhPd1)


I'm a savage killer Ron, would you like to meet somewhere?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:05 AM (rT3Gr)

569 yea..8000 not much with all those kids to feed

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:05 AM (uhPd1)

570
547 >> Gnu, it doesn't offend me, other than I hate that such a fine thing has been turned into an insult!

If you think about it a bit, so has the word 'fuck'. It's easy to use that as a type of insult; when done properly, there's no finer sensation on earth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 01:05 AM (cHZB7)

571 and worthless as teats on a boar.


I love to play with my boars teats. Scott is such a good lover.

Posted by: Bruce, the gay boar who actually likes teats on a boar at April 01, 2012 01:06 AM (r3ITV)

572 jc -

the hubby was busy painting while I did taxes ...

But he got a dizzy spell from going up down the ladder too often. Allergy season is not nice to him ...

The accent color in the LR is about 70% done though ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:06 AM (crQEo)

573 When they went on strike some years ago that did it for me.

It should have for me, too, but I have been addicted since I was three years old!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:06 AM (SsG4J)

574
Rotfl.. next time some jackass goes off on that bent just smile and say, Oh... ok. So I guess you've never heard of a GPS?



Just imagine all the money that little gadget has put into our economy. Yup.. developed originally by military spending.



But hey, welfare has given us some great inventions too.. you know, like.. Um.. hmm..



Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:54 AM (R5yLq)


i think he just wants more benefits for himself. particularly not to have to pay out of pocket for his daughter's shrink. he keeps threatening to go back to Japan. i keep telling him to go if they are more in line with where he wants to be.
i say dont let the door hit you on the way out. and i notice they never go. Even though his wife inherited her father's home in Japan.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:06 AM (r7Ddb)

575 chney is fking dead

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:07 AM (4ezPk)

576
Speaking of pranks. This is one of my all time favorite youtube vids. It's the buttered tile one. If you haven't seen it you have to watch karma in action. If you have it's still funny. OD
http://tinyurl.com/6j5t4u

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 01, 2012 01:07 AM (JKNDp)

577 "I think it's 210% troll, and worthless as teats on a boar. "

Ok, now here I must respectfully disagree. I can think of several uses for our dumbass troll friend.

Just off the top of my head:

Door stop

Compost

Crash Test Dummy



And of course to keep Peta happy, it could be used to test cosmetics and spare some of those really tasty bunnies to be used as Hossenfeffer instead.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:07 AM (R5yLq)

578 : gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 12:52 AM (r7Ddb)

*
Apologies...I'm drunk, may not have caught your snark. The Cheny thing really has got my balls twisted.

Drink??



Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:07 AM (bX0ZS)

579 I am entered in the 1st annual no one knows but me contest for the 9th
best woodshop in a 2-car garage. I figger I can finish 7th.


Well, damn, I did not know that!!!

I have very faith you are gonna run away with the GRAND PRIZE!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:07 AM (SsG4J)

580 Check that, my sarcasm detector is fine, it's my reading comprehension that is busted.

My fault Theresa. Next time I doubt you, I shall strike my broken toe with a hammer and retread the offending comment. Slowly. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:08 AM (I/cLr)

581 We didn't have a lot of lights on but we had 3 television sets, a dvd player, a Playstation, a stove and a washing machine on. And there were only 3 of us home.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 01, 2012 01:08 AM (bMLFV)

582 572
jc -

the hubby was busy painting while I did taxes ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:06 AM (crQEo)


=====


Wow. How can both of you draw the short straw?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:08 AM (ufJKx)

583 Amen, Gnu, AMEN!


and worthless as teats on a boar.

This has been bastardized to "tits on a boy" in my family!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:08 AM (SsG4J)

584 Man Some people here are OCD that i am troll. Not a troll.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:09 AM (uhPd1)

585 MissT,

I am about 1/2 way thru my last Coke and I have promised myself I won't being any more. Going to be an interesting test. I expect the 1st 3 weeks to be kinda weird.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (ufJKx)

586 what???

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (4ezPk)

587 "i think he just wants more benefits for himself. particularly not to have to pay out of pocket for his daughter's shrink. he keeps threatening to go back to Japan. i keep telling him to go if they are more in line with where he wants to be.
i say dont let the door hit you on the way out. and i notice they never go. Even though his wife inherited her father's home in Japan. "

Ok, well I'm guessing the daughter probably isn't seeing a shrink because of they think she has entitlement issues.. lol

Well, sadly folks like this always want someone else to pay their bills. It's all me, me, me all the time.

Small wonder the kid has problems. I can hazard a guess she's probably never been first priority for either of them. Just a guess of course, but I see it a lot with liberoids.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (R5yLq)

588 I'm a savage killer Ron, would you like to meet somewhere?
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:05 AM (rT3Gr)

I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (DGIjM)

589 Retread = re-read. I blame pixy. Or autocorrect. Or the booze.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (I/cLr)

590 It should have for me, too, but I have been addicted since I was three years old!


Reds fan since they lost the Series to the Orioles in 1970. I was 7 at the time.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (r3ITV)

591 Wow. How can both of you draw the short straw?

well ... I usually use chalk ... he's better at charcoal ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (crQEo)

592 574

Rotfl.. next time some jackass goes off on that bent just smile and say, Oh... ok. So I guess you've never heard of a GPS?





Just imagine all the money that little gadget has put into our economy. Yup.. developed originally by military spending.





But hey, welfare has given us some great inventions too.. you know, like.. Um.. hmm..





Lol



Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 12:54 AM (R5yLq)


i
think he just wants more benefits for himself. particularly not to have
to pay out of pocket for his daughter's shrink. he keeps threatening to
go back to Japan. i keep telling him to go if they are more in line
with where he wants to be.
i say dont let the door hit you on the way
out. and i notice they never go. Even though his wife inherited her
father's home in Japan.





And has anybody ever seen anything more beautiful, more poetic, more majestic than a JDAM? Johann Sebastian Bach himself would lose bowel control if he could have seen one.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:11 AM (PWwbk)

593 You're clearly a daywalker and you remind me of cat piss.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:11 AM (SsG4J)

594 "This has been bastardized to "tits on a boy" in my family!"

Rotfl.. well you'd never ever get that kid out of the bathroom.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:11 AM (R5yLq)

595 584
Man Some people here are OCD that i am troll. Not a troll.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:09 AM (uhPd1)
*Not a troll..how bout a spineless weasel cock sucker??

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:12 AM (bX0ZS)

596 I am about 1/2 way thru my last Coke and I have promised myself I won't
being any more.



Why??? For the love of God, WHY?????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:12 AM (SsG4J)

597 584
Man Some people here are OCD that i am troll. Not a troll.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:09 AM (uhPd1)

=====
So explain yourself. When you arrived around here you were doing multiple name changes a day. Why?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:13 AM (ufJKx)

598 I do have favorite baseball players from back when but just don't keep up with it anymore. Bagwell, Biggio and Ryan for starters.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:13 AM (/5Tgi)

599 JC..you are doing coke?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:13 AM (uhPd1)

600 Cheney is NOT dead.

Sleep well morons.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (TlwCF)

601 Just joking around..but my real name is ron.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (uhPd1)

602 "You're clearly a daywalker"

You can spot them a mile away. It's that dumbass long black leather coat they all wear.

No, it doesn't make you look like Wesley Snipes.. sheesh..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (R5yLq)

603 593. I have no idea what triggered 593 but I love it more than SCOAMF.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (sqVOl)

604 I will personally repopulate the USA when all you Romniacs are deemed sterile!

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (z0HdK)

605 Sam we're the same age, then!

Cowboy, a Houston fan, then?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (SsG4J)

606 Man Some people here are OCD that i am troll. Not a troll.
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:09 AM (uhPd1)


You're not sentient either, Ron.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (rT3Gr)

607 April fools cheney is not dead or dead?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:14 AM (uhPd1)

608 veeka!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (SsG4J)

609 Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:13 AM (/5Tgi)


I'll take your Bagwell, Biggio, and Ryan and raise you a Bench, Rose, Morgan, Concepcion, Perez, Foster, Griffey.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (r3ITV)

610 Yep and a ranger fan too. I am from Texas!!!

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (/5Tgi)

611 "You're not sentient either, Ron."

And I watch in amusement as Ron the Troll attempts to google definitions for the word sentient.


Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (R5yLq)

612
*
Apologies...I'm drunk, may not have caught your snark. The Cheny thing really has got my balls twisted.

Drink??





Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:07 AM (bX0ZS)



No worries i am a mean drunk what gets in fights too! heh. and as a point of reference i am a cat lady who cals her friends by aliases if i speak of them often, and when i talk to my cats i will actually say "And then my cat said..." or "My cat told me..." which used to piss the fuck off outta some commenters here on the ONT. But anyone who actually has cats knows they are freakin opinionated as all hell and say plenty. Just not in the Queen's English.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (r7Ddb)

613 So a friend of mine in the mental health industry said it is best to sleep between midnight - 6am for mental health...not good for brain to be up all night he said.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (uhPd1)

614 Some phone has lost it's i.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (Usk3+)

615 Miss T -

take 2 of these and call Thor in the morning ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv9CaNfznaQ

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (crQEo)

616 Tammy, I think it's cat-piss' closeted brother. They are both too stupid to change thier hash. Instead, they change nics all the damn time. Past two days, he's been Stephen, Ron, Dan, Dave and a bunch of others.

Unlike our favorite punching bag, raykon, who at least has a passing familiarity with computers, and knows how to use them for something other than pron.

(shit, did I just compliment raykon?!? Wow, uhpd1, you are special kind of dumb.)

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (I/cLr)

617 Do you actually get some real trolls here?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (uhPd1)

618 cheny was evil. God decided He should die

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (4ezPk)

619
You can spot them a mile away.

Well, it keeps asking when we sleep. Ninja, please. What else but a gawt damned daywalker would ask such a stupid question?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (SsG4J)

620 596
I am about 1/2 way thru my last Coke and I have promised myself I won't

being any more.


Why??? For the love of God, WHY?????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:12 AM (SsG4J)

Shit. "be buying." "be buying." I hope one of these days my fingers will actually keep up.
2 reasons: 1) blood sugar is too high. 2) the friggin polar bears. Those assholes keep giving money to the friggin WWF. I am trying to stop giving my money to people who hate me. Cable goes next.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:17 AM (ufJKx)

621 MSM still talking abt trayvon, race and america

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (uhPd1)

622
(dips toe into water)...Don't know if I've had enough beer to enter whatever's going on around here right now.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (JoIcn)

623 Ron, as they say, denial ain't just a river in Egypt. You're a troll. And you're an idiot. And your jokes aren't funny.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (Yh5lC)

624 MSM talking abt ways to eradicate racism right noe

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (uhPd1)

625 take 2 of these and call Thor in the morning ...

Eff me raw. This is from what?????? A movie or TV??? If TV is it still on somewhere?? Is he always pantless???

I can haz more???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:19 AM (SsG4J)

626 Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (JoIcn)


HI!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 01:19 AM (DGIjM)

627 SA I have no idea who those players are. I don't keep up with baseball or football anymore. My sports involve huntin and fishin these days.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:19 AM (/5Tgi)

628 Don't know if I've had enough beer to enter whatever's going on around here right now.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (JoIcn)


Can you ever get enough of Hamms beer to get you drunk?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:19 AM (r3ITV)

629 Yea..money sent to cable is going to liberals

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:19 AM (uhPd1)

630 What some people will do for attention, good or bad,here is unbelievable.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 01, 2012 01:20 AM (JKNDp)

631 Miller time

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:20 AM (uhPd1)

632 607 Ron (uhPd1) charges 50 cents at the local glory hole.....and has never been paid though he goes always goes first.

Keep sucking, keep sucking, keep sucking on.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 01:20 AM (cHZB7)

633
SA I have no idea who those players are. I don't keep up with baseball
or football anymore. My sports involve huntin and fishin these days.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:19 AM (/5Tgi)


I love huntin and fishin too, but you not knowing those names forced me to wipe a tear from my eye.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (r3ITV)

634 I actually bought a 30 pack of it the other day for about 14 bucks............I think I might have gotten ripped off. Even though I use this nic, I've come to the conclusion that doesn't mean I need to drink the stuff.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (JoIcn)

635 Cheney's body rejected a human heart - they had to put a jackal heart in instead.

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (z0HdK)

636 MSM wow

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (uhPd1)

637 LoSBW, hi!

Vika!! Adriane!!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (I/cLr)

638 1) blood sugar is too high.

Acceptable reason. The others, not so much, though I do appreciate your willpower!

We're giving up cable, too.

Co-Cola would be last on my list, I fear. I mean, Zakn needs his job! I do it for HIM!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (SsG4J)

639 What type of beer landofskybluewater?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:22 AM (uhPd1)

640 Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (r7Ddb)

*
Ok,,now your freaking me out

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:22 AM (bX0ZS)

641 Bush light is cheap

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:22 AM (uhPd1)

642 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:23 AM (4ixH5)

643 So a friend of mine in the mental health industry said it is best to sleep between midnight - 6am for mental health...not good for brain to be up all night he said.
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:15 AM (uhPd1)


He's not your friend Ron, he's your psychiatrist.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:23 AM (rT3Gr)

644 fk me

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:23 AM (4ezPk)

645 Yea..liberals hate Co-Cola.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:23 AM (uhPd1)

646 Ok, well I'm guessing the daughter probably isn't seeing a shrink because of they think she has entitlement issues.. lol



Well, sadly folks like this always want someone else to pay their bills. It's all me, me, me all the time.



Small wonder the kid has problems. I can hazard a guess she's
probably never been first priority for either of them. Just a guess of
course, but I see it a lot with liberoids.





Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:10 AM (R5yLq)



exactly. additionally her grandparents are fabulous people and her dad is a funsucking asshole who hate these nice folks, is a jerk to the people shed like to turn to, denigrates anything that seems sweet sentimental spirtitual or unselfish.
he that really irritating kind of atheist that even most atheists hate. I thik hes just seriously a hipster douche lib jerk who is ruining the lives of all around him. His wife is very japanese and will say nothing against him, her family all disowned her when she married a roundeye, and they were shocked when she found out she was actually still in the will as the only child.
I have always privately suspected they had his number better than she did and now shes getting to know hi better. Their little boy is a Gem, but hes made of sterner stuff than the girl.

Little girls do badly if their daddies are mean and mock them. Especially for just doing things that come naturally to little girls. One time he put her up to trolling the family email list and calling her instensely catholic grandparents homophobe woman haters because they are against gay marriage and abortion. hes a real creep. I would love to foster that child.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:23 AM (r7Ddb)

647 Never been to a psychiarist.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (uhPd1)

648 Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (uhPd1)

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:16 AM (4ezPk)

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:21 AM (z0HdK)

Oh, for fucks sake, is theTB3K in for service or what? We have more damn trolls than the daywalkers

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (I/cLr)

649 I can haz more???

alas. Nothing current-ish. Stargate-SG1.

7eral years back...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (crQEo)

650 Live in Redwood City, CA? Are you a CCW permit holder?

Stacie Chan decided that the world should know: http://bit.ly/HzdUPF

Sadly, not an April Fool's joke.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (xKC/c)

651 Hey Robert,

Que pasa?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (ufJKx)

652 I never believed the heart transplant story. I figure it was a Top Secret bionic part of some kind that they were not at liberty to reveal, or perhaps some sort of shunt or pump for the Giant War Cock.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:25 AM (SsG4J)

653 Good read on Breitbart... Jan scrunthead Douchebag-IL.. joins in on the mob mentality.

http://tinyurl.com/7a6r84c

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 01:25 AM (DGIjM)

654 647
Never been to a psychiarist.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (uhPd1)
====
it shows.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:25 AM (ufJKx)

655 wow..some issues there gushka

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:25 AM (uhPd1)

656 Ok,,now your freaking me out



Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:22 AM (bX0ZS)


settle down Francis! im an animal trainer by profession.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:26 AM (r7Ddb)

657 Some families seem to thrive on arguments

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:26 AM (uhPd1)

658 622

(dips toe into water)...Don't know if I've had enough beer to enter whatever's going on around here right now.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (JoIcn)
*Eh...just drink more beer. Your-in Peepee!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:26 AM (bX0ZS)

659 Hi Robert -

Happy Saturday Night to you!!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:26 AM (crQEo)

660 yankee, i use to have a set of truck nutz on my truck. Man the looks i would get on the road. Evil stares to thumbs up. I got another set for my next truck, took them off, 5 year old nephew wanted them for his little 4 wheeler so i put them on it, 6 year old niece gets mad so i had to get her a set for her 4 wheeler. LOL
Posted by: cowboyup at March 31, 2012 11:57 PM (/5Tgi)

had to take a shower to get the scotch smell off. funny thing if you take the scotch to the shower with you it may take longer that usual. the more you know .

that is too funny. the nephew is great but the niece is priceless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

661 Has there ever been 3 at once before?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:27 AM (tD5no)

662 Holy shit, this thread could be the screenplay for Terminator V:Rise of the Spambots. Ratio of crap posts to legitimate ones is like 4:1. Sad thing is spam at least has the excuse of not needing someone to actually TYPE this stuff.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:27 AM (JoIcn)

663 Hey, I hear all the little aphabets are coming here!

Posted by: e at April 01, 2012 01:27 AM (Usk3+)

664 SA sorry bout that. I have'nt kept up with baseball in about ten years now or whenever it was that they had the strike.

Funny story though. My grandma ( she passed away in 06) was a big, big big astros fan. Well one night they had to life flight her to houston so i drove my mom and aunt to the hospital. We get there and i went in first in the e.r.to check on her. The only thing she gave a shit about was whether or not the astros had won or lost.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:27 AM (/5Tgi)

665 Thinking of dropping cable..now they have comedians giving reasons to support Obama..and people are clapping in support.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (uhPd1)

666 I never believed the heart transplant story. I figure it was a Top Secret bionic part of some kind that they were not at liberty to reveal, or perhaps some sort of shunt or pump for the Giant War Cock.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:25 AM (SsG4J)

oh I believe he had a new one put in but now he has two.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

667 "Well, it keeps asking when we sleep. Ninja, please. What else but a gawt damned daywalker would ask such a stupid question?"

Lol.. the Blade movies always crack me up. The last one I think is the worst of the lot. Wesley Snipes trying to act like he can act. Jessica Biel.. seriously? Ok maybe it's just me but she looks like the bastard love child of Julia Roberts and Mr. Ed.

And Ryan Reynolds? I think they would have been better off replacing him with that kid from Home Alone. AAAHHHHH! It's a vampire! I know, I'll rig up some ridiculous booby trap that will never work in a million years.

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (R5yLq)

668 Que pasa?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (ufJKx)

Not much, just chillin'. 'Su whichoo, dawg?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (4ixH5)

669 Damn it's close. Rock Chalk Satan?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (r3ITV)

670 Dickless Cheney may have run from the military 5 times when called but he stood up when Israel wanted us to invade Iraq!

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (z0HdK)

671 Cable-Obama 24/7

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (uhPd1)

672 The only thing she gave a shit about was whether or not the astros had won or lost.

My kinda lady!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (SsG4J)

673 please allow me to introduce myself

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (ufJKx)

674 Shit. Back to Rock Chalk Jayhawks.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (r3ITV)

675 502 493
Obama stepping down. Heading to China

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 12:46 AM (uhPd1)

Moochelle admits to being Wookie; stops shaving body hair.
Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 12:48 AM (PWwbk)

admits to being man, quits using gaffers tape.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

676 I thought Cheney was in military?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:29 AM (uhPd1)

677 Never been to a psychiarist.
Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:24 AM (uhPd1)


Of course you have Ron, he's the nice man in white coat who tells the orderly to tighten your restraints.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:29 AM (rT3Gr)

678 Polli, hi! And I don't know, who cares, someone make them go away.

Y5 isn't this your second scotch related accident of the night. That had better not be good scotch, or I will have to confiscate it to prevent alcohol abuse.

Posted by: DC in Towson hopes this will work at April 01, 2012 01:29 AM (I/cLr)

679 "oh I believe he had a new one put in but now he has two."

I have it on good authority they took the old one out, and it marched over to Chuck Norris's house and kicked his ass.

You Voted Huckleberry?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:29 AM (R5yLq)

680 settle down Francis! im an animal trainer by profession.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:26 AM (r7Ddb)
*Well, I'm a big OAF so have at me...I might like it!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (bX0ZS)

681 Now "kids on race" on MSM...was adults and race.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (uhPd1)

682 <i>
I thought Cheney was in military? </i>

LOL

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (z0HdK)

683 ei - ei

Posted by: p at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (TomZ9)

684 I never believed the heart transplant story. I
figure it was a Top Secret bionic part of some kind that they were not
at liberty to reveal, or perhaps some sort of shunt or pump for the
Giant War Cock.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:25 AM (SsG4J)

With a new heart came two extra cocks and four extra balls.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (4ixH5)

685 yankeefifth ... the bell tolls for thee

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (crQEo)

686 dc

regarding shirts. I would not normally wear one but I had to take the garbage to the rubbish room and there is something in our poorly written condo bylaws about wandering the halls naked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

687 damn it!

Posted by: o at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (TomZ9)

688 Howdy, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (4ixH5)

689 Even Tv land is moving forward

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (uhPd1)

690 Cable-Obama 24/7

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:28 AM (uhPd1)


Hey Ron, did you know that Obama is on the down-low? He sucks a lot of cocks for a married man.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (r3ITV)

691 I have it on good authority they took the old one out, and it marched over to Chuck Norris's house and kicked his ass.

Tale I heard is they needed to put the new one in after the old one ripped itself out and started stalking victims.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (xKC/c)

692 Once again my timing sucks. I try to semi-break a sort-of news story just as a troll decides to get cute for April Foolsday. Good thing I never actually *wanted* to be a journalist.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:31 AM (tD5no)

693 No. I did not know the president sucks cocks Samuel.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (uhPd1)

694 Well damn, just when I was about to half way defend Clarence as being nice sometimes. He and raykon both are capable of being decent. Pity they won't behave.

This new one, though, gives me the willies.

And yankee and Robert are back, and yankee owns us.

Gushie, what a complete and utter jerk.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)

695 i figure i can sleep when i die. (heh)

that and the cats running around all night and fighting over the bed and Grim kickin me keeps me up all night.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (r7Ddb)

696 Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (crQEo)

?


Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

697 Did cheney dodge the draft?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (uhPd1)

698 From the amount of trolling this evening I suspect that Keith Olbermann has entirely too much time on his hands.

There are also some very weird callers on coast to coast tonight.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (TlwCF)

699 If you didn't notice above, my baby girl 18-months
old, said "beer!" tonight while pointing at Cougar's Dogfishhead Burton
Baton (excellent oak-aged IPA, 10% abv).


Posted by: DC in Towson at March 31, 2012 10:43 PM (I/cLr)

This gives me hope for the future.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (4ixH5)

700 *Well, I'm a big OAF so have at me...I might like it!


Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:30 AM (bX0ZS)


i dont do monkeys

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (r7Ddb)

701 Had to turn off cable...its getting worse

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (uhPd1)

702 Dickless Cheney is the biggest coward ever to declare war on behalf of 4400 dead US soldiers.

LBJ sucked too. Bush 43? another pussy?

Fuck all these War-Mongers.

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (z0HdK)

703 Good night all!

and May Dick Cheney continue to drive libs batshit crazy for a very long time.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 01, 2012 01:34 AM (DGIjM)

704 542 Why would you care? Isn't Tuesday fuck a little girl in the ass day?
------
WTF is this? Even as a joke this isn't very funny. Thats just sick.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 01:34 AM (UpwlP)

705 Night Shrimpy!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:34 AM (SsG4J)

706 DC, don't let 'em get to you. Just realize that they have to spend every day of their lives being miserable shithead trolltards and that they will never be as awesome as an actual Moron or Moronette.

I wouldn't have engaged any of 'em except I got pissed that they were trying to tell us that Cheney had passed.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 01:34 AM (Yh5lC)

707 Cracking open a Budweiser..only domestics

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:34 AM (uhPd1)

708 ,697

You're a ass. Cheney had his first heart attack in his late thirties. Yeah he dodged the draft. Fucking moron and not in a good moron way either.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 01:34 AM (TlwCF)

709 yankee owns us.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)

T3h South shall rise again!
Later.
When it cools down.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:35 AM (4ixH5)

710 Robert, welcome back.

Cheney has always had two hearts. The second one is the bleeding heart a liberal. In a jar under his desk (it's old, I know, but I still laugh)

Y5, I better confiscate that scotch, ya know, just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: DC in Towson still thinks this might work at April 01, 2012 01:35 AM (I/cLr)

711 "
Did cheney dodge the draft?"

FIVE TIMES!

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 01:35 AM (z0HdK)

712 622

(dips toe into water)...Don't know if I've had enough beer to enter whatever's going on around here right now.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:18 AM (JoIcn)


Damn....I cannot wait to go back to Wisconsin and swim in Lake Superior....that's life...

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:35 AM (PWwbk)

713 See Ron, you come here and learn a hell of a lot. I remember when the MSM had a field day talking about GWB's brush with alcohol and cocaine in his younger days. I just feel that you knowing the truth that Obama has an oral fixation for men when it wasn't exposed by the media is very important to me.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:36 AM (r3ITV)

714 T3h South shall rise again!
Later.
When it cools down.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:36 AM (SsG4J)

715 clarence true, fk obma biden and clinton

Posted by: o at April 01, 2012 01:36 AM (TomZ9)

716 Goodnight Shrimp

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:36 AM (uhPd1)

717 Good night, Shrimps!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)

718 tickle my toes in glacial till....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (PWwbk)

719 tosses and o into the air.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (TomZ9)

720 I heard obama did some drugs back in college

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (uhPd1)

721 Night, Shrimps! Sleep well!

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (Yh5lC)

722 Maybe this trolling is the "escalation" Sharpton was talking about if Zimmerman wasn't arrested. Resist we much!

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (JoIcn)

723 yeah yankee she is priceless. There's few things that she won't do. Her and her brother are something else. I pick on those two every chance i get and teach them how to be turds. Their mom just shakes her head and scolds me while laughing under her breath.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (/5Tgi)

724 Clinton did not "Inhale"

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (uhPd1)

725 Y5 isn't this your second scotch related accident of the night. That had better not be good scotch, or I will have to confiscate it to prevent alcohol abuse.
Posted by: DC in Towson hopes this will work at April 01, 2012 01:29 AM (I/cLr)

It is all part of the same sorry incident, which is really all Miss Tammy's fault, specifically Miss Tammy's quick and rapier like wit. Fear not, nary a drop of water touched the scotch. there was a bit of a dean martinesque feeling about the whole thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (Z9EHQ)

726 nite jumbo

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (TomZ9)

727 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

sorry, you got 666 tonight ...

nothing more

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (crQEo)

728 hmm forgot that the second GSTL semi-final was tonight

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (M8yfa)

729 Clarence inhales.

Cock that is.

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (TlwCF)

730 724
Clinton did not "Inhale"

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:37 AM (uhPd1)


Nah, he just sucked.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (PWwbk)

731 Even the MSM portrays clinton as a sex and food addict

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (uhPd1)

732 709 yankee owns us.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)

T3h South shall rise again!
Later.
When it cools down.



Bwahahahaha!! This thread has been won. Close it down. Last one out, put the trolls out of thier misery.

Posted by: DC in Towson still thinks this might work at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (I/cLr)

733
Gushie, what a complete and utter jerk.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)


he is.now i am wracking my brain as to how to save that kid or at least trying to get her over here for little bits of time. if her aunt, my friend from HS was in better health she would drive her here to hang out. But shes not, so she cant. I think just Grim teaching her how to fight and do some basic self defense would make her really happy. then we would work on teaching her the subversive stuff like teaching her to make the "NO!" face. and give the warning LOOK.

i would love love love to see her use it on her father.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:38 AM (r7Ddb)

734 Where is Billy Clinton these days?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:39 AM (uhPd1)

735 Damn....I cannot wait to go back to Wisconsin and swim in Lake Superior....that's life...
Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:35 AM (PWwbk) I love the North Shore area. I won't hold it against you that you're from Sconnie. I'm a Gopher myself.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:39 AM (JoIcn)

736 which is really all Miss Tammy's fault,

It almost always is.

Except when it's Gushie's of course.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:39 AM (SsG4J)

737 WTF is this? Even as a joke this isn't very funny. Thats just sick.


Of course it's not funny and of course it is sick. But Roman Polanski did do these things to a 13 year old girl. Of course according to Whoopi, it wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2012 01:39 AM (r3ITV)

738 "Little girls do badly if their daddies are mean and mock them. Especially for just doing things that come naturally to little girls. One time he put her up to trolling the family email list and calling her instensely catholic grandparents homophobe woman haters because they are against gay marriage and abortion. hes a real creep. I would love to foster that child. "

I'm really sorry to hear all of that Gushka. I would seriously like to meet this tool - and knock some fucking sense into him.

I have three girls myself, and I could never imagine treating any of them like that. My older two girls were my ex-wife's from a previous marriage, and their bio-dad was still in the picture.

I didn't like the guy much at all, I thought he was a real jackass. But I never said a word against him in front of the girls and I even spent a lot of time "covering" for him because he was such a jackass. I remember when my oldest had her 13th birthday party - I paid for everything and wonder dad brought the cake. Well it was her first "boy girl" party and she had invited some boys from her school she liked.

So superdad shows up with the cake, turns out he thought it would be a great idea to have one of those cakes made where they use a computer to scan a photograph and put it on the frosting. The jackass took the most embarrassing baby pictures of her he could find and put them on the cake. She was mortified.

Fortunately Stepdad is a clumsy bastard and tripped when he set the cake on the counter, pretty much making the top of the cake unrecognizable in his clumsiness.

It just amazes me how fucking clueless some idiots can be in this regard.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (R5yLq)

739 I prefer the Vulcan death grip for self defense

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (uhPd1)

740 Y5, congrats on the evilness. Just noticed.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (I/cLr)

741 Goodnight Shrimp

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (rT3Gr)

742 Name-change troll positively reeks of smarmy moby.

Pro-tip dude, notice how the rest of us *don't* reference lib's every post.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (tD5no)

743 And yankee and Robert are back, and yankee owns us.

Gushie, what a complete and utter jerk.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)

indeed, and now we are all going to bake some cookies. if you would all be so kind as to follow me to the kitchen for the next several days.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:41 AM (Z9EHQ)

744 Bwahahahaha!! This thread has been won. Close it down. Last one out, put the trolls out of their misery.




So, Robert wins teh whole thread!!! (the one damn time I didn't paste that part in!)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:41 AM (SsG4J)

745 735
Damn....I cannot wait to go back to Wisconsin and swim in Lake Superior....that's life...
Posted
by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:35 AM (PWwbk) I love the North
Shore area. I won't hold it against you that you're from Sconnie. I'm a
Gopher myself.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:39 AM (JoIcn)


Heh...I'm lookin' colorado and feelin minnesota! from duluth, actually. rooted for twins/vikings when i cared about trivial shit.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:41 AM (PWwbk)

746 Some weird mofos on the internets. In a way its a good thing.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (UpwlP)

747 Maybe i should see a therapist abt my drinking

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (uhPd1)

748 Y5, congrats on the evilness. Just noticed.
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (I/cLr)

yeah, thanks. as if I needed more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

749 OK, G, night ya'll

FOAD Ron...I wil find you Ron. You are every little douchbag basement dweller that cant pry himself from mommies teete.

You lose jerk off!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (bX0ZS)

750 ok i want to eat some chicken soup. it is bland. i have several kind of hot sauce. Including some a friend made for me home made which has been fermenting in its bottle. she put a habenero in it.




question for the morons.... should i try it?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (r7Ddb)

751 I think just Grim teaching her how to fight and do some basic self
defense would make her really happy. then we would work on teaching her
the subversive stuff like teaching her to make the "NO!" face. and give
the warning LOOK.


YES. Yes. YES!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (SsG4J)

752 Some weird mofos everywhere jimma

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (uhPd1)

753 TAMS! Sorry running a little behind tonight. Working on some couture. How's it going?

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (sqVOl)

754 "Why not replenish our gut flora using fecal bacteria from ancient mummies as a guide?"
Zombie Apocalypse begins in 5... 4... 3...[see, sometimes Hollywierd isn't all that far off the reality thread]

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 01, 2012 01:42 AM (Ki3ee)

755 750
ok i want to eat some chicken soup. it is bland. i have several kind of
hot sauce. Including some a friend made for me home made which has been
fermenting in its bottle. she put a habenero in it.




question for the morons.... should i try it?


si. but approach cautiously

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:43 AM (PWwbk)

756 Dana ..did you take your meds today? what did i do to you

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:43 AM (uhPd1)

757 indeed, and now we are all going to bake some cookies.

'bout damn time.


Yes Gushie, habanero is good! Hot, but kinda fruity, you know!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:44 AM (SsG4J)

758 Can I git me summa that mummy fecal bacteria?

Posted by: Jean-Claude Kerry, Man of the People at April 01, 2012 01:44 AM (xwuyd)

759 I like gingersnaps, lemon coolers, and the omnipresent Italian/Mexican/everywhere Wedding Cookies ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:44 AM (crQEo)

760 Another Bud or miller?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:44 AM (uhPd1)

761 Adriane - had not noticed until a few minutes ago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

762 Fortunately Stepdad is a clumsy bastard and tripped
when he set the cake on the counter, pretty much making the top of the
cake unrecognizable in his clumsiness.



It just amazes me how fucking clueless some idiots can be in this regard.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:40 AM (R5yLq)


did he ...trip?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:45 AM (r7Ddb)

763 Working on some couture. How's it going?

Going well! Do tell about the couture! Evening gown? Dress? Cloak?? Dominatrix outfit?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:45 AM (SsG4J)

764 Tapping the bud

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:45 AM (uhPd1)

765 night dananjcon

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

766 Hot sauce and cayenne and peppers go into everything I make for myself. Do it. Now. Personally, I would drink it straight.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 01:46 AM (sqVOl)

767 Cookies for everyone!!!! ok i will be back in a sec to try the new hot sauce in the chix soup. we shall see if its any good.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:46 AM (r7Ddb)

768 Hot, but kinda fruity, you know!

You rang?

Posted by: Brad Pitt at April 01, 2012 01:46 AM (I/cLr)

769 Shit..just spilled my beer

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 01:46 AM (uhPd1)

770 We sponsor Occupy Wall Street.

Posted by: Trojan Condoms at April 01, 2012 01:47 AM (RCmY2)

771 i am so dern skinny

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:47 AM (4ezPk)

772 Sorry Brad, SO not hot.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:47 AM (SsG4J)

773 Gushie, the one and only time I had a small bite of habanero on a dare, it like to have kilt me.

I say try it, but carefully. And let us know how it tasted.

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 01:47 AM (Yh5lC)

774 Heh...I'm lookin' colorado and feelin minnesota! from duluth, actually. rooted for twins/vikings when i cared about trivial shit.
Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:41 AM (PWwbk) Excellent! I've run Grandma's Marathon the last couple of years and really love that area. I have some good college buddies that live in Duluth and I'd like to get up there this summer and see them.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:47 AM (JoIcn)

775 Someone give a call to a fruity looking elf with a bow. Too many trolls in here tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 01:49 AM (GULKT)

776 Homecoming dress. Although I may throw in the towel and buy a little red dress. Got a lot on the plate now.

I could really use some spicy food right now. Maybe I will raid a care package for hot jerky.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 01:49 AM (sqVOl)

777 Model_1066, my sister did the opposite. She and ber husband d are in Duluth after growing up in Colorado. Any chance you want a house in Duluth in the next month?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:49 AM (tD5no)

778 i love skinny women

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:50 AM (4ezPk)

779
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:39 AM (JoIcn)

rather go to Devil's Lake

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 01:50 AM (M8yfa)

780 Hey buzz!

veeka how fun!!!!! I'm craving spicy now, too.

I want some of that avocado salsa from El Pollo Loco.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:50 AM (SsG4J)

781 Tammy, I know, I was trying to think of an actor i think is in the closet. And oceans eleven is on the tv. So there ya go.

Cougar don't like him much either.

Let's consider this my formal goodnight post, so i can make a few more, then disappear.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:50 AM (I/cLr)

782 MSM talking abt new book."Beyond Outrage" coming out in two weeks abt regressive republicans..what is cable tv supporting these days?

Posted by: Dan at April 01, 2012 01:51 AM (uhPd1)

783 Keiry Knightly

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (4ezPk)

784 good first game, Terran losing to Zerg on shipyard is interesting

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (M8yfa)

785 Calling ads for the book the next Kony..lol

Posted by: Dan at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (uhPd1)

786 774
Heh...I'm lookin' colorado and feelin minnesota! from duluth, actually.
rooted for twins/vikings when i cared about trivial shit.
Posted by:
model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:41 AM (PWwbk) Excellent! I've run
Grandma's Marathon the last couple of years and really love that area. I
have some good college buddies that live in Duluth and I'd like to get
up there this summer and see them.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:47 AM (JoIcn)

UMD hockey? El Supremo! All else aside, I love that part of the world more than my dear friend Colorado....and Denver rocks.


Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (PWwbk)

787 Clooney is who you mean! Definitely hot, allegedly queer!

And I think I should join you, I am tuckered, too.

Night all, sleep sweet!

Thanks for a fun evening!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (SsG4J)

788 Goodnight Cuz. CYA when we have our next joint apparition.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (ufJKx)

789 I got bitched at a bit 3 threads back for describing Congresspeople as Congressuckers of Cock by yankeefifth; fair enough I suppose, are the moronettes offended by this? If so I will stop.

Two threads back was a discussion of research and non-reproducible results. I pulled 10 years as a research chemist and no principle is held higher -- can you reproduce your work? If you can't, why are you publishing it?

Lastly was the thread on chess. I played my first tournament event at age 12 against adults with a record of 1-1-1.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 12:53 AM (cHZB7)

HEY!

what the hell is that? what is GnuBreed a frickin sock for toure? are you really going to represent what I said earlier as bitching? really? do I need to effin splain that again or do you want to go back and re read it?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

790 Formal Good Night, DC ...

Black tie and spats ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:53 AM (crQEo)

791 DC goodnight and it's a pleasure to meet yu.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:53 AM (/5Tgi)

792 Night, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (Yh5lC)

793 Goodnight MissT.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (ufJKx)

794 Gushka, I put cayenne in my chicken soup all the time so the theory is certainly sound.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (tD5no)

795 skinny women with small boobs are attractive.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (4ezPk)

796 Rest well, Madam Thor.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (rT3Gr)

797 Night Tammy

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (/5Tgi)

798 I want to thank cowboy up and Larsen E for ... I don't want to say coming out, do I???

Delurking!

And PLEASE come back!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (SsG4J)

799 Good night, DC!

Good night, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (4ixH5)

800 night DC

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:55 AM (Z9EHQ)

801 Good night, Tammy

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:55 AM (crQEo)

802 "did he ...trip?"

Lol.. no, I did.. on purpose. Made a big production of it too, shook that cake hard enough and bounced it off the top of the cake box a couple of times so the frosting was completely scrambled before I sat it down.

None of my oldest's friends ever got to see any of the embarrassing baby photo's on the top of the cake and her 13th birthday party was saved.

Later that night she came to me and said, "You tripped on purpose didn't you?" I gave her my best innocent look, realized she wasn't buying it and admitted that I had. "Well hon I just figured you really didn't want your friends seeing the pictures and it was the only way I could think of to do that without making a big scene with your dad in front of all your friends."

She just hugged me and ran off to bed.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:55 AM (R5yLq)

803 It seems a bit busy tonight.

I'll be in and out.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

804 LOL Tammy, good one.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:56 AM (/5Tgi)

805 Y5, chill, mate. We all know it was a joke, and Gnu does too. (I hope)

Jesus, that's two scraps between Morons-in-good-standing tonight.

Time for bed, for real. Good night all. Again.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:56 AM (I/cLr)

806 In and out like Cheney's warcock that is.

Bazinga.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)

807 rather go to Devil's Lake
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 01:50 AM (M8yfa) My job has taken me to Devil's Lake a lot the past couple of years. Spent many a night at Proz bar there. The only bar I've been to with an attached train caboose on the side. Nothing classier than that.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:56 AM (JoIcn)

808 Trying to read story on another acid attack but the website is pop up city. 2 teens killed. Boy and girl. Afghanistan (for those too drunk for thinkin').

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 01:57 AM (sqVOl)

809 where is that effin gnubreed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 01:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

810 I'll be in and out.


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

=====
The way I hear it, that is supposed to improve both your outlook and your complexion.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:57 AM (ufJKx)

811 Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:56 AM (/5Tgi)


See, we're just a barrel of laughs here, so you have to stick around!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:57 AM (SsG4J)

812 794
Gushka, I put cayenne in my chicken soup all the time so the theory is certainly sound.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:54 AM (tD5no)

i do too in my chicken and dumplings.
It worked!!!! and the friend made the stuff rather mild for me i will let my mom try it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:58 AM (r7Ddb)

813 Time for bed, for real. Good night all. Again.

Ditto....good night!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:58 AM (SsG4J)

814 "You tripped on purpose didn't you?"

Nothing wrong with tripping for a good cause ...

just ask any Grateful Dead fan ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 01:58 AM (crQEo)

815 The way I hear it, that is supposed to improve both your outlook and your complexion.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 01:57 AM (ufJKx)

I don't use Outlook, I use Gmail.

*Rimshot*

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)

816 Tammy, you're as good at leaving this den of iniquity as I am

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 01:58 AM (I/cLr)

817 Tammy that's why i read the coments. Y'all have me laughing my ass constantly.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (/5Tgi)

818 i belive the gnu is gay

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (4ezPk)

819 gushka, my mom thinks ketchup is spicy.....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (PWwbk)

820 See, we're just a barrel of laughs here, so you have to stick around!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:57 AM (SsG4J)

Come for the laughs, stay for the heavy metal. \m/

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (4ixH5)

821 She just hugged me and ran off to bed.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 01:55 AM (R5yLq)


awesome dad. thats too cool.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (r7Ddb)

822 You and me and Polli, DC...we got issues!

GOOD NIGHT!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (SsG4J)

823 My job has taken me to Devil's Lake a lot the past
couple of years. Spent many a night at Proz bar there. The only bar I've
been to with an attached train caboose on the side. Nothing classier
than that.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 01:56 AM (JoIcn)

if you've never hit the trails, do it as it's some great hiking

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:00 AM (M8yfa)

824 Cheney received a heart from a young bull elephant. It's overworked.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2012 02:00 AM (wwFlb)

825 Robert, I just found Big Bang Tjeory a month or so ago, and I can't get enough. I've begun using "bazinga" in daily life.

Most people just ignore me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 02:01 AM (I/cLr)

826 Adblock for Chrome and Safari has now become Catblock. It shows pictures of cats in place of the ads.

http://adblockforchrome.blogspot.com/2012/03/inturdusing-catblock.html

Adblock is freeware, but the author is hinting that maybe I should send some money to keep the cat feature.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 01, 2012 02:02 AM (sdi6R)

827 Cheney had implanted the heart of a lion and the eyes of a tiger.

DUN!

DUN DUN DUN!

DUN DUN DUN!

DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:02 AM (4ixH5)

828 Tired

Posted by: Dan at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (uhPd1)

829 "awesome dad. thats too cool."

Well my oldest was always a daddies girl, and her bio dad was just such a fucking idiot. He really messed her up.

But the good news is she's starting to get over it now, she's grown up a lot over the last few years. Sad thing is for a while the more I tried to do for her the more I think it just reminded her of how little effort her bio-dad put forth on her behalf. As a result I think for a while at least I was just a constant reminder of what a jackass he was, and my oldest and I had more than a few problems as a result during her teenage years.

Pretty rocky going there for a while. Sometimes all you can do though is just hang on and ride it out.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (R5yLq)

830 826
Adblock for Chrome and Safari has now become Catblock. It shows pictures of cats in place of the ads.



http://adblockforchrome.blogspot.com/2012/03/inturdusing-catblock.html



Adblock is freeware, but the author is hinting that maybe I should send some money to keep the cat feature.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 01, 2012 02:02 AM (sdi6R)

I wanna hear more about SMOD and Supervolcano!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (PWwbk)

831 cowboyup, thanks for delurking. Come back now, hear?

I shall do as Tammy has done before me:

GOOD NIGHT MORONETTES

(and the guys too, I guess)

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (I/cLr)

832 Robert, I just found Big Bang Tjeory a month or so ago, and I can't get enough. I've begun using "bazinga" in daily life.


Season 3, Episode 8 : The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (crQEo)

833 Another pro-tip for name change troll. It's Busch beer. I don't even drink the stuff and I know this.

You can't just watch a couple of episodes of King of the Hill and then expect everyone to think your anything but a moby.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 02:04 AM (tD5no)

834 night again DC in Towson

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

835 SOS I feel the same way about my 3 nieces. My standing rule is "Don't fuck with'em if you value your health".

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 02:04 AM (/5Tgi)

836 819
gushka, my mom thinks ketchup is spicy.....


Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:59 AM (PWwbk)


then she woud positively HATE watching me eat. Grim's friend Aurochs (a big big man) was here while he was deployed keeping an eye on me and we would eat breakfast every morning. finally he asked, eyes watering if i had to put *quite* so much tobasco on my eggs every damn morning. Could i even taste my food as anything but "tastes like burning?"

it had not even occurred to me that people could live like that. Grim eats jalepenos like they are sweet peppers

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 02:04 AM (r7Ddb)

837 Season 3, Episode 8 : The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (crQEo)

Is that with the slippery shower problem?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

838 if you've never hit the trails, do it as it's some great hiking
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:00 AM (M8yfa) You mean the ones at the Game Preserve or at the State Park around there? I was last there back in October or so. I've always kind of liked Devil's Lake. It reminds me a lot of my own hometown.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:05 AM (JoIcn)

839
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:03 AM (crQEo)

yay for nerd blackface

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:06 AM (M8yfa)

840 You can't just watch a couple of episodes of King of the Hill and then expect everyone to think your anything but a moby.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit

LOL, Polli!

Boy, Anal-ist/Stu/Ron/Dan sure gets "teste" about being called a troll, don't he?

Posted by: Theresa at April 01, 2012 02:07 AM (Yh5lC)

841 "SOS I feel the same way about my 3 nieces. My standing rule is "Don't fuck with'em if you value your health"."

Yup.. Sadly though the guy who really needed his ass kicked in that situation was the one guy who's ass I couldn't kick.

I'd hate to even think of how badly those girls would have been if I had given their bio dad the ass beating he so richly deserved.

Instead I spent years making excuses for his worthless ass and taking the high road.

Hmm.. now that their both out of the house maybe I should pay him a visit... lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:07 AM (R5yLq)

842 fixing the blog

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 02:08 AM (GULKT)

843
*Rimshot*

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)

========

well, even Evil Roy could be a funny boy.


http://tinyurl.com/852so43


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (ufJKx)

844 Is that with the slippery shower problem?

yeah verily.

whimsical ducks hold umbrellas ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (crQEo)

845 Holy italics! How did that happen? I can't seem to get any italics to work.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (JoIcn)

846 You mean the ones at the Game Preserve or at the
State Park around there? I was last there back in October or so. I've
always kind of liked Devil's Lake. It reminds me a lot of my own
hometown.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:05 AM (JoIcn)

state park. Getting up on the ridge gives you one amazing view
If I ever get money, I'm moving there

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (M8yfa)

847 809 >> where is that effin gnubreed?

I be hereabouts. y5th, I really thought you was griping at me. Even though I used the Moron Approved Sucker of Cock, I was afeared I had violated the new daywalker creed or sumpin.

I stand corrected.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (cHZB7)

848 yeah verily.

whimsical ducks hold umbrellas ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (crQEo)

sheldon grabs arm.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

849 SOS, that's not behavior I have encountered...from your description, it sounds like that as her world was expanding and becoming more familiar and appealing, the more her life was brought down and made miserable...I guess I have encountered it the more I give it thought.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 02:10 AM (PWwbk)

850 my fingers smell

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:11 AM (4ezPk)

851 We need to discuss cocksucker! The exclamation. Never gave a fig about it until recently. It just sounds good, rather suddenly.

However if you say it before kicking a man's ass, you have committed a hate crime.

This pisses me off to no end. Once again, women are getting fucked over by men. You greedy little bitches.

Cocksucking does not belong to gay men. The majority of cocksucking going on is performed by women. The vast majority.

Stop treating us like an invisible class of lessers. No one should be treated this way after ingesting oceans worth of man mucus.

Call a woman cocksucker while kicking her ass. Hate crime.

You hear me? Respect. We have earned it. On our knees. Dammit.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:11 AM (sqVOl)

852 Model_1066, the ketchup is spicy thing is driving my sister crazy. B-I-L grew up on green chili sales and pines for it terribly in a place where they swear they've heard people complain that black pepper is too hot.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 02:12 AM (tD5no)

853 "Cocksucking does not belong to gay men."

Umm.. huge sigh of relief?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:12 AM (R5yLq)

854 2 shit games for FXO to start off with

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:13 AM (M8yfa)

855 God hates the wominzz

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:13 AM (4ezPk)

856 825
Robert, I just found Big Bang Tjeory a month or so ago, and I can't get enough. I've begun using "bazinga" in daily life.



Most people just ignore me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 02:01 AM (I/cLr)


i went to school with people like that. to give you an idea the most famous one is Austan Goolsbee. i could not belive he managed to become someone important. he was a real life Dr Sheldon Cooper when i knew him.

first time he was on TV after he became Somebody Important he was giving some press conference and my mom called all flustered "Gushie turn on the TV!!! Austan's on and hes still as much of a little douche as he ever was!"

and then she stopped short because she had jut admitted that she had thought some little boy i rode the bus with was a total douche and you dont say that about children and she doesnt talk like that.

i still tease her--- "Mom, you said Douche. Where'd you learn to talk like that?" But dayum! Austan was a whiny douche back then, and you know he never grew out of it. I still see him on TV and picture him in courduroy shorts and pastel izod shirts with white socks pulled up to his knees....wearing a tan Members Only Jacket.

wow those were the days. he even had hair. Whats weird was watching him say thing i knew he didnt believe. That was odd like seeing a friend after they joined a cult mouth the spouting cult scripture or something the previous self would have called BS.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 02:13 AM (r7Ddb)

857 Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:11 AM (sqVOl)

Get to be disappointed by the end of ME3 yet?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 02:14 AM (GULKT)

858 Holy shit, Vika. When you start a new cause you don't fuck around.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:14 AM (ufJKx)

859 Oh fuck please say its not raining and i dont have to go out in the fucking RAIN to bring the goddamn horse in!!! This is not fucking happening to me. this is the fucking pits.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (r7Ddb)

860 I be hereabouts. y5th, I really thought you was griping at me. Even though I used the Moron Approved Sucker of Cock, I was afeared I had violated the new daywalker creed or sumpin.

I stand corrected.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 02:09 AM (cHZB7)

I thought it was clear I was making a joke. I am only interested in increasing the frequency of the particular action in a voluntary sense and using it in a disparaging fashion is contradictory to that goal.

Anyway, for the record, I am probably among the last to complain about vulgarity. If not overt vulgarity certainly implied. Apologies for the overreaction, referring to a moron is beyond the pale and I denounce myself.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

861 sheldon grabs arm.

"Sheldon, does that feel like an arm?"

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (crQEo)

862 @846I might have to look into doing that at some point. I couldn't imagine living out there. I always enjoyed my time there, but it's a little too out there for me. When the "big city" is Grand Forks an hour's drive away, that would be tough for me to handle. And I lived in Grand Forks for four years going to college.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (JoIcn)

863 Missed the bus, but eff it.

Posted by: derit is just fabulous! at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (FQlFL)

864 Most people just ignore me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 01, 2012 02:01 AM (I/cLr)

Hmm? Wha...sorry, I drifted off there for a second.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (4ixH5)

865 on the braves subject- why is dale murphy not in the hall?

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 02:16 AM (JvP2I)

866 861 sheldon grabs arm.

"Sheldon, does that feel like an arm?"
Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (crQEo)

that was very funny. especially the way they were both so calm about everything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

867 @846I might have to look into doing that at some
point. I couldn't imagine living out there. I always enjoyed my time
there, but it's a little too out there for me. When the "big city" is
Grand Forks an hour's drive away, that would be tough for me to handle.
And I lived in Grand Forks for four years going to college.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (JoIcn)

love small towns, living between Milwaukee and Chicago gets boring

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:17 AM (M8yfa)

868 " SOS, that's not behavior I have encountered...from your description, it sounds like that as her world was expanding and becoming more familiar and appealing, the more her life was brought down and made miserable...I guess I have encountered it the more I give it thought. "

It was a weird situation. The more I tried to make up for the lack of her father the more she resented it because it just reminded her that her father was a jackass.

So it was just easier for her I think to blame me than it was to direct her anger at it's true source. I was an easy scapegoat, I mean little girls are supposed to love their fathers. No rule that says that such is true about your stepdad.

And of course when she was a teenager I was the one adult out of 4 (her mom, dad, and stepmother) who actually acted like a parent. I actually had the temerity to tell her no. I was more interested in being a parent than a friend. My ex was fine with this, it let her pretty much pawn all the discipline off on me and be the "cool mom".

It was pretty messed up all the way around, but I just did the best I could and tried to give the kid the best childhood I could under the circumstances.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:17 AM (R5yLq)

869 my fingers smell slightly fishish....

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:18 AM (4ezPk)

870 SOS I know what you mean. I had a stepson (son to me though) once. Long story short. I threatened to kick a womans ass over him once ( I was raised better than to ever hit a woman and never have to this day). It was a t-ball game, he was 6, playin 3 base. She told her kids to run over our kids. I sat there for awhile listening to this for awhile, waiting for somebody to say something, even his dad. I finally got pissed, walked over to her side, got her attention (she was coaching 3rd base for her team) told her that was my son playing 3rd base and if he got hurt by her telling her kids to run over him, i was gonna stomp her ass all over the field. She told me her husband told her to say it. I said I don't see him running his mouth but i do see you running yours. She shut up after that.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 02:19 AM (/5Tgi)

871 851 >> Call a woman cocksucker while kicking her ass. Hate crime.



You hear me? Respect. We have earned it. On our knees. Dammit.

veekapoo, I agree there are two versions -- the first is the one whereupon I have a happy ending or even a Viagra ending.

The second one is a non voluntary version where the gubmint or one of their minions thereof is draining my vein without permission or my encouragement.

It is ALWAYS the second version that I refer to disparagingly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 02:19 AM (cHZB7)

872 I believe in the ladies even though most do not.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:20 AM (4ezPk)

873 Theresa, isn't that what he sounds like? "Damn MSM"," Damn, spilled mah beer" ,"The South shall rise again".

Give me a break. It's like he went to study a group of gorillas but ended up in a pride of lions because he.can't.tell.the.difference.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 02:21 AM (tD5no)

874 I like small towns too. I live about an hour west of Minneapolis in a bedroom community.I like having the small town life, but I enjoy being able to hit up the Twin Cities in a short amount of time if I want to.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:22 AM (JoIcn)

875 I am watching dvr Big Bang Theory now. Hate that the producer is a hater but it is a funny show.

Buzzie, babe, I told you already, all video game endings disappoint me. I cannnot finish the game until the man comes home from war. I am visually impaired and got stuck on a part I cannot see. He has to play it for me. I still do not know how it ends.

My fucking keyboard does not recognize the word hate. Fucking hippies.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:23 AM (sqVOl)

876 Lol.. well I would have loved to have seen the video on that one cowboyup.

Well folks I'm being informed it's bed time. I shall see you folks later. Cowboyup I hope you decided to remain in delurk mode, it's been great talking to you.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:23 AM (R5yLq)

877 It was pretty messed up all the way around, but I
just did the best I could and tried to give the kid the best childhood I
could under the circumstances.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 02:17 AM (R5yLq)


i hope someday she realizes you did right by her. or gets a good shrink who fucking tells her so. i really do. i was lucky i knew my birth father was crap, knew my stapdad was pretty much better than most just he was what he was an AF full bird Col and so he didnt DO nice too good... so i loved him as much as i could and loved my foster dad with all my heart and now that foster dads been dead 20 years my stepdad IS my real dad in every sense but the biological, and fuck that guy he was never in my life much anyway.

works out pretty good for stepdad since his daughter sees us about twice a year, if we are lucky. Now we are pals. I just call him dad.



And i am not goin out in the fucking rain and the dark for that fucking mare who will only try to kick the barn down. its a warm rain, she will just have to wait till a break in the scattered showers for me to bring her in.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 02:23 AM (r7Ddb)

878 lets take this bastard to 1000 what say you?

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:24 AM (4ezPk)

879 861
sheldon grabs arm.

"Sheldon, does that feel like an arm?"


Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:15 AM (crQEo)

=======
When I was a youngster I bought a book that turned out to be the script for Blazing Saddles. Up until then I had no idea that it was a movie, or even who Mel Brooks was, and I certainly had no idea who Richard Pryor was. When I eventually saw the movie for the first time it was really weird cuz I had already read the script.

Anyway, there is a scene in Blazing Saddles where it is completely dark, but you hear Lilly asks Sheriff Bart: "is it twue what they say about your people? Then you hear a loud ZIP, and then Lilly sez: "It's Twue, It's Twue." Well, what was in the script that wasn't in the movie was Sheriff Bart saying: "Maam, I don't know if it is part of your master plan, but you are sucking my arm."

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:24 AM (ufJKx)

880 Buzzie, babe, I told you already, all video game endings disappoint me. I cannnot finish the game until the man comes home from war. I am visually impaired and got stuck on a part I cannot see. He has to play it for me. I still do not know how it ends. My fucking keyboard does not recognize the word hate. Fucking hippies.
Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:23 AM (sqVOl)


What part did you get stuck at?

Posted by: buzzion at April 01, 2012 02:25 AM (GULKT)

881 I am watching dvr Big Bang Theory now. Hate that the producer is a hater but it is a funny show.

Buzzie, babe, I told you already, all video game endings disappoint me. I cannnot finish the game until the man comes home from war. I am visually impaired and got stuck on a part I cannot see. He has to play it for me. I still do not know how it ends.

My fucking keyboard does not recognize the word hate. Fucking hippies.
Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:23 AM (sqVOl)

well he screwed himself with firing charlie tiger blood sheen. I hear they are probably going to cancel the show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

882 SOS nice talkin with you too.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 01, 2012 02:27 AM (/5Tgi)

883 I like small towns too. I live about an hour west of
Minneapolis in a bedroom community.I like having the small town life,
but I enjoy being able to hit up the Twin Cities in a short amount of
time if I want to.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:22 AM (JoIcn)

if you can get a couple of people, rent a cabin on the lake for a week (which I'm now drawing a blank on who we rent from). Best local vacation around. Good food, decent shopping and great people.
For me at least, the area feels like a place you can call home

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:27 AM (M8yfa)

884 Tammy and cthulhu: nice to know I'm not the only Lakewood (former or current) resident here. Still here.

As much as California economics/politics annoy me, one of the things I like about Lakewood is although it's in LA County, it's more or less an honorary member of Orange County (which is right next door) in its approach to both civic government and fostering local business. Plus I think we have the only mall in America with both a two-story Target *and* a Costco.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:27 AM (JOM6t)

885 Minesota, Minnesota, has morons?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

886 I can barely walk, there are pink lights every where

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:29 AM (4ezPk)

887 871
851 >> Call a woman cocksucker while kicking her ass. Hate crime.





You hear me? Respect. We have earned it. On our knees. Dammit.

veekapoo, I agree there are two versions -- the first is the one whereupon I have a happy ending or even a Viagra ending.

The
second one is a non voluntary version where the gubmint or one of their
minions thereof is draining my vein without permission or my
encouragement.

It is ALWAYS the second version that I refer to disparagingly.


Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 02:19 AM (cHZB7)

=======
Maybe we can satisfy Vika's concern by referring to one particular kind as "Fuckface." For example, Clarence is a fuckface.
Would that work?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:30 AM (ufJKx)

888 As much as California economics/politics annoy me,
one of the things I like about Lakewood is although it's in LA County,
it's more or less an honorary member of Orange County (which is right
next door) in its approach to both civic government and fostering local
business. Plus I think we have the only mall in America with both a
two-story Target *and* a Costco.


Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:27 AM (JOM6t)

have you ever been to Ceasars Mongolian BBQ near there? Its awesome. if you havent been there you should go. its on the corner of Del Amo and Pioneer.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 02:31 AM (r7Ddb)

889 if you can get a couple of people, rent a cabin on the lake for a week (which I'm now drawing a blank on who we rent from). Best local vacation around. Good food, decent shopping and great people.
For me at least, the area feels like a place you can call home
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:27 AM (M8yfa) Might have to look into that. I know the fishing is supposed to be incredible up there. Looks like I'm gonna have to tap out myself now. The ole' Hamm's is starting to hit me now and the eyelids are getting heavy.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:31 AM (JoIcn)

890 Minisoda moron checking in

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 02:31 AM (OtW8l)

891 Cocksucker™ while cocksucking is free for all!

I don't know. It was dark. I'm heading to New Vegas because game ending glitches left that unfinished. Might as well work on a new playthrough while waiting for the Skyrim expansion.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (sqVOl)

892 Ladies if u make more money than me, then I respect you.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (4ezPk)

893 SoS,

I always subscribed to the belief that as a parent being an adult comes first. Your kids will find dozens of 'friends' that will tell them many things that just ain't so. A parent has the unique responsibility of telling them what is so.

If you abandon this role, why did you even bother?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (cHZB7)

894 heh, a squarehead coming to Wisconsin for fishing

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (M8yfa)

895 "Maam, I don't know if it is part of your master plan, but you are sucking my arm."

Way way back on the long-gone late-night NBC talkfest Later, Mel Brooks supposedly claimed to Bob Costas he was told that if he didn't remove that line, MPAA would give Blazing Saddles an 'X' rating.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (JOM6t)

896 The ole' Hamm's is starting to hit me now and the eyelids are getting heavy.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:31 AM (JoIcn)

I have been thinking the nic was related to the beer. ever wonder why they have a mascot that is pandaesque?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

897 Minnesota has morons. We're just incredibly, INCREDIBLY outnumbered here. Actually the distance from the Twin Cities is inversely proportional to the percentage of morons in a given area of the state.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:33 AM (JoIcn)

898 No! Fuckface is a term of endearment! Wah!

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:34 AM (sqVOl)

899 Zakn! i forgot you were in MN. Have not seen you in a minute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:34 AM (Z9EHQ)

900 I believe I love the ladies because I believe they are smarter than us.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:35 AM (4ezPk)

901 heh, a squarehead coming to Wisconsin for fishing
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (M8yfa) I thought you meant Devil's Lake, ND. I've never been to a Devil's Lake in WI.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:35 AM (JoIcn)

902 well he screwed himself with firing charlie tiger blood sheen. I hear they are probably going to cancel the show.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

*Pops back in*

You're thinking of Two And A Half Men, and yeah it's probably going to get canceled. That show sucked anyway.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)

903 895
"Maam, I don't know if it is part of your master plan, but you are sucking my arm."

Way way back on the long-gone late-night NBC talkfest Later, Mel Brooks supposedly claimed to Bob Costas he was told that if he didn't remove that line, MPAA would give Blazing Saddles an 'X' rating.


Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (JOM6t)

=====
I never heard that. That's sad. It was the best line in the whole script.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:36 AM (ufJKx)

904 I thought you meant Devil's Lake, ND. I've never been to a Devil's Lake in WI.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:35 AM (JoIcn)

lol oops

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:36 AM (M8yfa)

905 Minnesota has morons. We're just incredibly, INCREDIBLY outnumbered here. Actually the distance from the Twin Cities is inversely proportional to the percentage of morons in a given area of the state.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:33 AM (JoIcn)

that is good to know. I always thought it was a great place just too many liberals. I was only in and around the twin cities.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

906 Has GT been brought back from the wastelands yet?

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 02:37 AM (yh0zB)

907 Z Ryan is also a Minisoda Moron.

I have been busy. That and killing an dudes in a game. Or "cyber bullying". That's my reason for lack of posting. Should be my last weekend at work for a while. So that's nice

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 02:37 AM (OtW8l)

908 Gushka: I've heard raves about Caesar's for years, and it's still in eastern Lakewood (not far from the OC border in fact) at the location you describe. Alas, I still haven't gotten around to trying it though, sorry. I admit I'm more of a Johnny Reb's and Lucille's guy for barbecue.

Also, Mandarin Palace, which was near Lakewood Mall and (if I recall correctly) the LA Times once claimed in the 1980s had the best Chinese food in all of LA County, is gone. Now a dentist's office.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:37 AM (JOM6t)

909 that is good to know. I always thought it was a great place just too many liberals. I was only in and around the twin cities.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

well that is your problem right there

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:37 AM (M8yfa)

910 "Ladies, we're just a couple of wild and crazy guys!"

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 02:38 AM (FQlFL)

911 the ladies are smart, plus they have soft parts

i am a funny fellow

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:38 AM (4ezPk)

912 865
on the braves subject- why is dale murphy not in the hall?

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 02:16 AM (JvP2I)

He had some pretty good seasons, but he had a quick drop in production. Hall voters like a nice long career with numbers that stay somewhat even throughout their career.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 02:38 AM (1grxW)

913 good, FXO maybe making this an actual match instead of a faceroll

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:38 AM (M8yfa)

914 The mascot is very pandaesque. I can tell you once this 30 pack I bought is gone, it might be a while until I drink any more Hamm's......it's not great.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:39 AM (JoIcn)

915 Way way back on the long-gone late-night NBC talkfest Later, Mel Brooks supposedly claimed to Bob Costas he was told that if he didn't remove that line, MPAA would give Blazing Saddles an 'X' rating.


Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:32 AM (JOM6t)

From what I know about the MPAA that sounds about right.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

916 Vika, now you are giving me a damn complex. I think I'll quit while I'm behind.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)

917 You're thinking of Two And A Half Men, and yeah it's probably going to get canceled. That show sucked anyway.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)

I have only seen it a few times. if you listen carefully some of the things they talk about are more appropriate here than on prime time broadcast television.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:40 AM (Z9EHQ)

918 I'd say we seem to have shaken loose a couple of the trolls, but I'd hate to jinx it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 02:40 AM (tD5no)

919 Jamie Lee Curtis' dance scene in True Lies is about to be on the tube. She just slicked her hair back.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:41 AM (ufJKx)

920 She just slicked her hair back.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:41 AM (ufJKx)


Has she opened up her case?

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 02:42 AM (yh0zB)

921 ladies, force your selves

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:42 AM (4ezPk)

922 912
865

on the braves subject- why is dale murphy not in the hall?



Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 02:16 AM (JvP2I)

He
had some pretty good seasons, but he had a quick drop in production.
Hall voters like a nice long career with numbers that stay somewhat even
throughout their career.


Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 02:38 AM (1grxW)

====
I have a theory that sez the hall is based on 15 years. 20 wins is a great season for a pitcher -- it takes 15 of them to be in the hall. 40-50 home runs is a great season -- it takes 15 -- 200 hits is a great season -- it takes 15, etc.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:43 AM (ufJKx)

923 The mascot is very pandaesque. I can tell you once this 30 pack I bought is gone, it might be a while until I drink any more Hamm's......it's not great.
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:39 AM (JoIcn)

when I drank a lot of beer in college we would always get a 6 pack of something good to numb our taste buds with and then drink cheap stuff. Generally worked well. one night someone was feeding us schlitz malt liquor as the cheap stuff and that did not go well. worst hangover I have ever had. ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

924 Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:42 AM (4ezPk)




That's nice, another ONT, another nic.

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 02:43 AM (yh0zB)

925 920
She just slicked her hair back.




Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:41 AM (ufJKx)


Has she opened up her case?


Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 02:42 AM (yh0zB)

==========

Sorry, I'm busy.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:45 AM (ufJKx)

926 How can we take this lady to 1000?:

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:45 AM (4ezPk)

927 I never heard that. That's sad. It was the best line in the whole script.

i duno. The 'accent' and squeal Lilly Von Schtupp put into the "It's Twue!" was hysterical ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:45 AM (crQEo)

928 worst hangover I have ever had. ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

Rolling Rock or Icehouse

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:45 AM (M8yfa)

929 912
865

on the braves subject- why is dale murphy not in the hall?



Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 02:16 AM (JvP2I)

He
had some pretty good seasons, but he had a quick drop in production.
Hall voters like a nice long career with numbers that stay somewhat even
throughout their career.


Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 02:38 AM (1grxW)

Shit, I almost forgot, he lived a pretty clean life, and back then the press had a love/hate relationship with the players who snorted more blow than Bill Clinton and BHO combined.
By love/hate, I mean that the baseball press used to bitch about coke in baseball, but then would praise every player that got caught doing it.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 02:45 AM (1grxW)

930 GGE are you just getting here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:46 AM (Z9EHQ)

931 ♫ "I'm not a wabbit! I need some west..." ♫
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:46 AM (JOM6t)

932 hi all
anybody still up?

just finished my taxes! ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 02:47 AM (7FadD)

933 @923 It's not Schlitz bad. I used to drink the Beast Light in college and it's definitely better than that too. I guess I've started to turn into a beer snob as I've gotten older. I would say this stuff would be a great college beer. It's ok, it's CHEAP.....and it will get you drunk........CHEAP!

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:47 AM (JoIcn)

934 GGE are you just getting here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:46 AM (Z9EHQ)



Yep, showing up late as usual. That's getting to be quite a habit, I need to step up my game.

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 02:48 AM (yh0zB)

935 OK, I'm back.

Hey CJ.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:48 AM (ufJKx)

936 Yeah GGE, at least I had an excuse. What's yours?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 02:48 AM (7FadD)

937 just finished my taxes!


Thank the Gods!!!

I do not suffer alone ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:49 AM (crQEo)

938 Hi jc

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 02:49 AM (7FadD)

939 It sounds outrageous, but King Tut's stomach bacteria might hold the cure for obesity.

Either this year's science industry's great April Fools joke, or the plot of the next great Nicolas Cage action flick.

(There you go, 1000 posts easy. You're welcome.)
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:49 AM (JOM6t)

940 im so durned snocked Not sure I trust my tax lady so how do I know???

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:50 AM (4ezPk)

941 Adriane, are you working on your taxes too?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 02:50 AM (7FadD)

942 Rolling Rock or Icehouse
Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:45 AM (M8yfa)

they are bad too but that was the only time I have ever had schlitz. It was a party we were throwing. we got two kegs of moosehead and four of some cheap stuff. the guy in charge of getting the beer decided to get the schlitz and pocket a little extra for himself. we knew we had worked our way through the good stuff and into the cheap stuff, but had no idea what it was. of course we were way to drunk to even think to ask or care. Every muscle in my body ached until about 5 the next afternoon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:50 AM (Z9EHQ)

943 wow, Creator picked the map is going to end up losing

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:50 AM (M8yfa)

944 or the plot of the next great Nicolas Cage action flick is what happens when scientists play April Fools Jokes ... and something goes wrong ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:50 AM (crQEo)

945 940
im so durned snocked Not sure I trust my tax lady so how do I know???

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:50 AM (4ezPk)

Why not do your own taxes

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 02:51 AM (7FadD)

946 939
It sounds outrageous, but King Tut's stomach bacteria might hold the cure for obesity.

Either this year's science industry's great April Fools joke, or the plot of the next great Nicolas Cage action flick.

(There you go, 1000 posts easy. You're welcome.)
;-)


Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:49 AM (JOM6t)

===
Doesn't that presuppose a "first great Nicolas Cage action flick" ??

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:51 AM (ufJKx)

947 I prefer "Wie geht's, baby?" because I can use it every day. /Blazing Saddles

I love me some jc. No one wears a complex better.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 02:52 AM (sqVOl)

948
For April 1 last year I posted that Rachel Maddow had been fired from MSNBC. One year later, Keith Olbermann actually got fired from Current. How should I use my April Fools powers this year?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 01, 2012 02:52 AM (ModKc)

949 jc: oops...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 02:52 AM (JOM6t)

950 Yeah GGE, at least I had an excuse. What's yours?


Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 02:48 AM (7FadD)


I have none (hangs head in shame)...but I do have a six pack of Drifters, so all is well.

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 02:53 AM (yh0zB)

951 Adriane, are you working on your taxes too?

sort of ish ... Finished up the 990ez for the group that my hubby I volunteer with.

I'ze the treasurer.

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:53 AM (crQEo)

952 Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:47 AM (JoIcn)

it might have been something else, however, I was not brave enough to go back and run a control to see what happened. I just avoided the stuff going forward. It was towards the tail end of my college binge drinking anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

953 948

For April 1 last year I posted that Rachel Maddow had been fired
from MSNBC. One year later, Keith Olbermann actually got fired from
Current. How should I use my April Fools powers this year?


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 01, 2012 02:52 AM (ModKc)

=====
Dunno. But, please do. Fire for effect.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:54 AM (ufJKx)

954 Jamie Lee Curtis' dance scene in True Lies is about to be on the tube. She just slicked her hair back.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:41 AM (ufJKx)

That scene gets me...Dammit, at work and no bunk!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

955 GGE, know anything about frog lube? for ARs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:55 AM (Z9EHQ)

956 my tax lady is cute, i pay her a few hundred bucks a year

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 02:55 AM (4ezPk)

957 http://tinyurl.com/blnkru6

Palin is really going to be on NBC?

What happened to her Fox gig?

Or si this an April Fool's joke?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)

958 Just thinking about icehouse gives me a hang over

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 02:56 AM (Rpzrs)

959 Jamie Lee Curtis' dance scene in True Lies is about to be on the tube. She just slicked her hair back.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:41 AM (ufJKx)

That scene gets me...Dammit, at work and no bunk!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

I thought she was better in a fish called wanda.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

960 Al Gore is gone.

I miss him all redy.

Posted by: Jose Conesco at April 01, 2012 02:57 AM (cHZB7)

961 Ya know, I've never actually seen A Fish Called Wanda.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:57 AM (4ixH5)

962 Just thinking about icehouse gives me a hang over

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 02:56 AM (Rpzrs)

thinking about it gives me the shits, same with Beast

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:57 AM (M8yfa)

963 That scene gets me...Dammit, at work and no bunk!
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)That movie came out when I was in junior high. I remember that scene VERY well. It's lost some appeal after hearing all those Jamie Lee Curtis hermaphrodite rumors though. Damn internet!

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:57 AM (JoIcn)

964 929-912- all very true. but im thinking 2 mvps golden gloves and an actual decent person you know? granted not a high average no ws and he struck out alot soooo...

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (JvP2I)

965 How should I use my April Fools powers this year?

A mysterious trans-dimensional space opens in Robert's closet and a land of beautiful wymminz with fresh sandwiches and expensive scotch ask him to be their king...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (crQEo)

966 Or si this an April Fool's joke?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)

I hope it is a joke because I heard she was going to be playing a naughty librarian on a some late night showtime show. she gets spanked every time someone returns a book late.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

967 I'm1pud(like he needs to advertise that) left? Ha, I take credit. I drove him off with biting sarcasm and rapier wit.

I suppose he actually went to bed, in which case I guess the jokes on me.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (tD5no)

968 "I thought she was better in a fish called wanda."

Her and Kevin Kline's greatest roles!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (FQlFL)

969 I'll catch hell but I've always preferred Fierce Creatures to Wanda

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:59 AM (M8yfa)

970 It's lost some appeal after hearing all those Jamie Lee Curtis hermaphrodite rumors though. Damn internet!

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 02:57 AM (JoIcn)

If you can watch that scene and still believe she's a lady-boy well I can't help ya.


Now if you'll excuse me I've got some fapping to do.




fapfapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:59 AM (4ixH5)

971 'ello, Wanda...'

Posted by: Michael Palin at April 01, 2012 02:59 AM (crQEo)

972 Ya know, I've never actually seen A Fish Called Wanda.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:57 AM (4ixH5)

you should. her character has a thing for languages.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:59 AM (Z9EHQ)

973 957
http://tinyurl.com/blnkru6

Palin is really going to be on NBC?

What happened to her Fox gig?

Or si this an April Fool's joke?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)

====
Does this go along with the story about Jeff Immeldt falling out of love with Preznit Fuckface a couple weeks back?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:00 AM (ufJKx)

974 And i believe my tax lady is jewish. Very attractive. I would give her a go in a second.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:01 AM (4ezPk)

975 A mysterious trans-dimensional space opens in
Robert's closet and a land of beautiful wymminz with fresh sandwiches
and expensive scotch ask him to be their king...


Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (crQEo)

Don't tease me!


I hope it is a joke because I heard she was going to
be playing a naughty librarian on a some late night showtime show. she
gets spanked every time someone returns a book late.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

Okay, well, Yankee can tease me.




Her and Kevin Kline's greatest roles!


Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 02:58 AM (FQlFL)

Does Jamie Lee do a striptease?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:01 AM (4ixH5)

976 I have a theory that sez the hall is based on 15
years. 20 wins is a great season for a pitcher -- it takes 15 of them to
be in the hall. 40-50 home runs is a great season -- it takes 15 -- 200
hits is a great season -- it takes 15, etc.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:43 AM (ufJKx)

Don't forget, he also played back during the "dead ball" era. Nobody was hitting more than about 30 homers a season from the late 70's to early 90's.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 03:01 AM (1grxW)

977
Dunno. But, please do. Fire for effect.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 02:54 AM

----------------------
Okay, let's see.
WHOAA, Michelle Obama's on tape calling Hillary Clinton "that white bitch"!

Let's see how that goes.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 01, 2012 03:01 AM (ModKc)

978 kevin kline's lines about how the british would be speaking german if we had not bailed them out in ww2 was priceless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 03:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

979 her character has a thing for languages.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 02:59 AM (Z9EHQ)

She knows how to say fellatio in all of them?



Does this go along with the story about Jeff Immeldt falling out of love with Preznit Fuckface a couple weeks back?


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:00 AM (ufJKx)

Mmmmmm, I do have to wonder now...

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:02 AM (4ixH5)

980 The rumor wasn't that she was exactly a hermaphrodite, it was some other rare condition where the chromosomes were male but she didn't have male genitalia. Again.....internet.....asinine. I will say though, that scene inTrading Places. They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 03:04 AM (JoIcn)

981 "Does Jamie Lee do a striptease?"

Better than that--she seduces!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:05 AM (FQlFL)

982 Oh, no. Preznit Term of Endearment.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 03:05 AM (sqVOl)

983 Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 03:04 AM (JoIcn)

I've never seen Trading Places either.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

984 982
Oh, no. Preznit Term of Endearment.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 03:05 AM (sqVOl)

====
In this case it is Preznit Germs of Endearment.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:07 AM (ufJKx)

985 I've never seen Trading Places either.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

wut

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:07 AM (M8yfa)

986 Don't forget, he also played back during the "dead ball" era. Nobody was
hitting more than about 30 homers a season from the late 70's to early
90's.

And then in the mid-90s we had that super-fun Steroids era. "How in the world did you ever get your biceps up to 90 inches around, Mr. Big-Time Baseball Player?" "Uh, I drank lots of Tang..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 03:08 AM (JOM6t)

987 983
Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 03:04 AM (JoIcn)



I've never seen Trading Places either.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

=====
Fuck me, son. You haz got to get on to repairing some inequities here, and pretty adman close to immediately. AFC Wanda and Trading Places are must sees.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:08 AM (ufJKx)

988 Robert, no Trading Places!?! Shocking. Well, you can see the tits online. Now.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 03:09 AM (sqVOl)

989 I walk out to my mail box the little girls run. Is it my fault?

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:09 AM (4ezPk)

990 almost there...

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:10 AM (7FadD)

991 Scotty just passed out drunk on Star Trek. That is alot of whiskey to get scotty that drink.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:10 AM (uhPd1)

992 almost there........

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:10 AM (7FadD)

993 alllllmmooooostt theeerrree............

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:10 AM (7FadD)

994 Fun to hear what movies folks never saw, just like what obscure great flicks they have seen.

I never saw Ghostbusters, although MTV played Ray Parker Jr.'s "Who ya gonna call?" video every 12 minutes throughout the entire summer of 1984 (remember when they played music videos?) and the marketing campaign is, last I checked, still going on for that godforsaken movie.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 03:10 AM (JOM6t)

995 mmm whiskey

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:10 AM (7FadD)

996 Trading places...good movie. Eddie Murphy is the man

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:11 AM (uhPd1)

997 "damn" transforming into "adman" is one of the weirdest fargin typos I have ever posted.


I don't know shit about the ad biz, so it ain't Freudian.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:11 AM (ufJKx)

998 you've never seen Ghostbusters? sacrilege!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:11 AM (7FadD)

999 yup here it is

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:11 AM (7FadD)

1000 boom

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:11 AM (7FadD)

1001 Yes we can!!

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 03:12 AM (1grxW)

1002 986- i also seem to remember umps calling the strike zone more accurately and not squeezing the pitchers.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 01, 2012 03:12 AM (JvP2I)

1003 I get nervous when chemists mention "boom." Congrats, CJ.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:13 AM (ufJKx)

1004 I believe

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:14 AM (4ezPk)

1005 I get nervous when gynecologist mention "boom boom"

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 03:15 AM (crQEo)

1006 wow, this dude is giving away the game

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:15 AM (M8yfa)

1007 1005
I get nervous when gynecologist mention "boom boom"


Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 03:15 AM (crQEo)

=====
That does sound rather ominous.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)

1008 it scares the sheet out of me. The young pretty ladies smile at me a lot.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:17 AM (4ezPk)

1009 948

For April 1 last year I posted that Rachel Maddow had been fired
from MSNBC. One year later, Keith Olbermann actually got fired from
Current. How should I use my April Fools powers this year?


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 01, 2012 02:52 AM (ModKc)


Post that Valerie Jarrett has been fired from the White House.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:17 AM (kaalw)

1010 That was some serious dedication there chemjeff. If my mind wasn't in a Hamm's fog right now and reading lileks.com I would've tried to snatch that 1000 from you.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 01, 2012 03:18 AM (JoIcn)

1011 when chemists say "boom" - there's nothing to fear
now, when chemists say "run!!!" - then it's time to worry

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:18 AM (7FadD)

1012 who is holding their nuts?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:18 AM (uhPd1)

1013 "I get nervous when gynecologist..." can't put down the iced coffee?

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:19 AM (FQlFL)

1014 yea..my science teacher in high school made a "Boom" with gas and got kids in line.

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:19 AM (uhPd1)

1015 Male or female gyno?

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:20 AM (uhPd1)

1016 I didn't even try for it. Congrats, Jefe.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 03:20 AM (sqVOl)

1017 fucking kick ass StarCraft gane

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:20 AM (M8yfa)

1018 Kirk to enterprise..

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:20 AM (uhPd1)

1019 night all.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 03:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

1020 StarCraft is cool

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:21 AM (uhPd1)

1021 1011
when chemists say "boom" - there's nothing to fear
now, when chemists say "run!!!" - then it's time to worry


Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:18 AM (7FadD)

====
good to know.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)

1022 Night, Y5.


Hey, did Bean get a life or wut?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:22 AM (ufJKx)

1023 night, yankeefifth ...

better tomorrows ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 03:22 AM (crQEo)

1024 Watching NOVA show about jewish old people with Alzheimers and Dementia

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:22 AM (uhPd1)

1025 They dementia people are walking into walls

Posted by: Ron at April 01, 2012 03:22 AM (uhPd1)

1026 Trading Places is only $8 bucks at Amazon.

Hmmm....

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:23 AM (4ixH5)

1027 And then in the mid-90s we had that super-fun
Steroids era. "How in the world did you ever get your biceps up to 90
inches around, Mr. Big-Time Baseball Player?" "Uh, I drank lots of
Tang..."


Posted by: qdpsteve at April 01, 2012 03:08 AM (JOM6t)

It was the cocaine era though. It always seemed that almost every player was freaking fired up on that shit back then.Plus all the "cookie cutter" stadiums opened around that time cutting down on the long ball and shifting the game to a small ball game. I hate to think what Murphy could have done in today's ball parks.

Posted by: MrCaniac at April 01, 2012 03:23 AM (1grxW)

1028 Good night, Yankee.

I'll rise again some other time.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:24 AM (4ixH5)

1029 guys, I am really good looking, what should I do? The ladies are irresistible...

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:24 AM (4ezPk)

1030 1026
Trading Places is only $8 bucks at Amazon.

Hmmm....


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:23 AM (4ixH5)

===
"Buy it for the comedy. Watch it over and over and over repeatedly for the tits!!!"

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:24 AM (ufJKx)

1031 Hey, did Bean get a life or wut?


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:22 AM (ufJKx)

He's off tonight. Probably pickin' up some hot bikini chix in his boat.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

1032 Gen. McClellan's wife was named Ellen.

Ellen McClellan.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 01, 2012 03:25 AM (sqVOl)

1033 "Buy it for the comedy. Watch it over and over and over repeatedly for the tits!!!"


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:24 AM (ufJKx)

When you put it that way how can I say no?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

1034 okay, I do believe FXO is now throwing this semi-final.

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:25 AM (M8yfa)

1035 Howdy, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

1036 969
I'll catch hell but I've always preferred Fierce Creatures to Wanda


Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 02:59 AM (M8yfa)


Creatures and Wanda are a great juxtaposition -- same casts, same production, similar characters, totally different plot.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:26 AM (kaalw)

1037 Creatures and Wanda are a great juxtaposition -- same casts, same production, similar characters, totally different plot.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:26 AM (kaalw)

Does Fierce Creatures have tits?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:27 AM (4ixH5)

1038 Hola Roberto

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:28 AM (7FadD)

1039 Trading Places With A Fierce Creature Named Wanda.

Hhmm...

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:28 AM (4ixH5)

1040 So, Jefe, you gettin' a lot back from The Man this year?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:28 AM (4ixH5)

1041 1033
"Buy it for the comedy. Watch it over and over and over repeatedly for the tits!!!"




Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:24 AM (ufJKx)

When you put it that way how can I say no?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

=======
maybe I should be in sales. jc writing slogans for major corporate initiatives -- that could be juuuussssst a weeeeee bit different.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:29 AM (ufJKx)

1042 what should I do?

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:29 AM (4ezPk)

1043
Trading Places With A Fierce Creature Named Wanda


Go Fish!

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 03:29 AM (crQEo)

1044 1026 Trading Places is only $8 bucks at Amazon.Hmmm....

5 bucks in the Walmart bargain bin.

Posted by: GMB at April 01, 2012 03:30 AM (kPe9l)

1045 that could be juuuussssst a weeeeee bit different.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:29 AM (ufJKx)

You could have headed the ad team for Disney's John Carter.
Lots of images of Lynn Collins' legs, chest, ass, more ass, lots more ass...see, then the movie would have been a success!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:30 AM (4ixH5)

1046 1040
So, Jefe, you gettin' a lot back from The Man this year?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:28 AM (4ixH5)

yes, "the man" aka "me" is paying me about $1000 this yearit's almost like winning a mini-lottery, except it's my own money *sob*

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:31 AM (7FadD)

1047 1042
what should I do?

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:29 AM (4ezPk)

====
wait patiently for a few more minutes and the orderlies will escort you back to your room.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:31 AM (ufJKx)

1048 how about you Roberto

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:32 AM (7FadD)

1049 5 bucks in the Walmart bargain bin.

Posted by: GMB at April 01, 2012 03:30 AM (kPe9l)

*Thumbs up*

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:32 AM (4ixH5)

1050 I'm being a little risky this year, I'm actually itemizing deductions

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:33 AM (7FadD)

1051 Does Fierce Creatures have tits?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:27 AM (4ixH5)


Not only does it have tits, it has a great scene in a hotel room with several undressed females and a sheep.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:33 AM (kaalw)

1052 The orderlies never come.

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:33 AM (FQlFL)

1053 i am so skinny i have to fight off the ladies.

i only have n amount of energy.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:34 AM (4ezPk)

1054 1052
The orderlies never come.


Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:33 AM (FQlFL)

====
maybe he can use his finger to help.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:34 AM (ufJKx)

1055 yes, "the man" aka "me" is paying me about $1000
this yearit's almost like winning a mini-lottery, except it's my own
money *sob*


Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:31 AM (7FadD)

That fucking sucks. I have an idea, claim one of the trolls here as a dependent, that should make you eligible for the Obama Bucks.


how about you Roberto


Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:32 AM (7FadD)

I got my pittance back. It doesn't pay to be on the straight and narrow. I need to be a deadbeat and knock up a bunch of illegals so I can claim the child tax credits.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:35 AM (4ixH5)

1056 it has a great scene in a hotel room with several undressed females and a sheep.

I'm so jealous!!! If only it were a goat...

Posted by: Achmed from Goatfuckistan at April 01, 2012 03:35 AM (7FadD)

1057 me and my hair dresser, she has a body and I tip her much

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:36 AM (4ezPk)

1058 Lots of images of Lynn Collins' legs, chest, ass, more ass, lots more ass...see, then the movie would have been a success!


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:30 AM (4ixH5)

===

barely SFW


http://tinyurl.com/7y8xeeu

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:37 AM (ufJKx)

1059 Not only does it have tits, it has a great scene in a hotel room with several undressed females and a sheep.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:33 AM (kaalw)

Kaffir, this is no good enough. Only goat good enough for soldier of Allah!

Posted by: Taliban at April 01, 2012 03:38 AM (4ixH5)

1060 mmm...lynn collins....

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:38 AM (7FadD)

1061 http://tinyurl.com/7y8xeeu


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:37 AM (ufJKx)

*Crosses chest, says a prayer*

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:39 AM (4ixH5)

1062 okay getting tired, good night all
and remember, no matter where you go, there you are

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:40 AM (7FadD)

1063 mmm...lynn collins....


Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:38 AM (7FadD)

She looks cold. I think she wants me to keep her warm.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:40 AM (4ixH5)

1064 Goo night, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:40 AM (4ixH5)

1065 Good even.

Goo just sounds...well, just keep that to a minimum.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:40 AM (4ixH5)

1066 Night CJ. Happy thru with da taxes. Gotta finish mine next week.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:41 AM (ufJKx)

1067 she chargers 25 and I tip her 20, is it obvious?

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:41 AM (4ezPk)

1068 no matter where you go, there you are

we are here!

We are Here!!

WE ARE HERE!!!

Posted by: All the whos in Whoville at April 01, 2012 03:42 AM (crQEo)

1069 http://tinyurl.com/7y8xeeu

Disqualification: artificial side boob!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:42 AM (FQlFL)

1070 You could have headed the ad team for Disney's John Carter.
Lots of images of Lynn Collins' legs, chest, ass, more ass, lots more ass...see, then the movie would have been a success!


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:30 AM (4ixH5)



roberto i think i know at least one person who worked on advertising for John Carter. sadly, they dont get it. I suspect i know why it failed. i have been searching the internets for proof but either my google fu is weak or they are really making it hard for people to be able to easily look up the names of the team in a linkable way. I am pretty sure whoever is responsible for that turkey of a campaign is gonna have a hard time finding work for a while. but never fear! in Hollywood you can fail your way to the top.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 03:44 AM (r7Ddb)

1071 lol, so Leenock gets to try and win 3 games in a row to save the team from Choya being a retard

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:44 AM (M8yfa)

1072 1069
http://tinyurl.com/7y8xeeu

Disqualification: artificial side boob!


Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:42 AM (FQlFL)

=====
I don't I have ever been DQ'd for that before.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:45 AM (ufJKx)

1073 All the work is done, yet I have to stay here. I know it's double time and all, but it's fucking weak sauce.

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 03:45 AM (OtW8l)

1074 no matter where you go, there you are


Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:40 AM (7FadD)



goodnight Jefe, Laugh while you can, Monkeyboy!!!!!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 03:46 AM (r7Ddb)

1075 I know Bean is off but I must test the power of my summoning.

I SUMMON BEAN!

http://tinyurl.com/7s3lhl9

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:46 AM (4ixH5)

1076 1073
All the work is done, yet I have to stay here. I know it's double time and all, but it's fucking weak sauce.

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 03:45 AM (OtW8l)

====
Can you take up corporate espionage? I hear good things.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:47 AM (ufJKx)

1077 fking taxes is so dern complicated.

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:49 AM (4ezPk)

1078 wow...just scanned through the comments, you morons/ettes have been busy tonight. Who is still here?

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 03:50 AM (yh0zB)

1079 I am happy to help summoning Bean ...

http://tinyurl.com/6p83nw9

Posted by: Julia Child at April 01, 2012 03:50 AM (crQEo)

1080 2000?

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 03:50 AM (FQlFL)

1081 in Hollywood you can fail your way to the top.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 01, 2012 03:44 AM (r7Ddb)

The problem as I see it is that I'm not in charge.
My TV ad campaign would have been a 30 second spot of the camera panning up Lynn Collins' hawtsome body and ending with her winking at the camera.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:51 AM (4ixH5)

1082 Mmmmmmm, green beans!

And here we have a lucky kitteh...

http://tinyurl.com/my4uez

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

1083 http://tinyurl.com/7jx6e2q

And another...

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

1084 http://tinyurl.com/7drzy9v

This kitteh is imitating the Firefox logo.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

1085 OK, what's the story with GT? Did the banhammer strike? Why?

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:53 AM (ufJKx)

1086 my jewish tax lady is really smart. I like her a lot

Posted by: i at April 01, 2012 03:53 AM (4ezPk)

1087 one game down, just Maru and MKP to get through....yeah, FXO isn't coming back

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:53 AM (M8yfa)

1088

http://tinyurl.com/86x49ey

Squirrel!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:54 AM (4ixH5)

1089 http://tinyurl.com/7bg9jmm

Kitteh is cozy...

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

1090 jc, it appears to be an accidental banning, I don't know if it has been lifted or not.

Gushie, I didn't know you and Grim were married, for some reason I thought you were just living in sin. Late congrats (like 3 years too late, right? I've always been a bit slow...)

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 03:55 AM (yh0zB)

1091 http://tinyurl.com/7aeqlcg

This cat is lucky and knows it.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

1092 1078
wow...just scanned through the comments, you morons/ettes have been busy tonight. Who is still here?


Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 03:50 AM (yh0zB)


Not me! I'm already asleep like a sensible person!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (kaalw)

1093 and moose!


http://tinyurl.com/7pbdngb

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (ufJKx)

1094 leenock vs MKP....it's gonna be guud

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (M8yfa)

1095 OK, what's the story with GT? Did the banhammer strike? Why?


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:53 AM (ufJKx)

Random banhammer strike. We should scretly gather 'Rons to storm Case De Ace and demand the unbanning of Genetic Thunder lest we shit in his shoes.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

1096 and moose!


http://tinyurl.com/7pbdngb

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (ufJKx)

I had no idea you could fit one of those in some cleav.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:58 AM (4ixH5)

1097 Not me! I'm already asleep like a sensible person!


Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (kaalw)


Good, elder gods need their rest. All that killing and devouring of souls really takes it out of you, y'know?

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 03:58 AM (yh0zB)

1098 Not me! I'm already asleep like a sensible person!


Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (kaalw)

But...you're right here...
Madness!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:58 AM (4ixH5)

1099 Random banhammer strike. We should scretly gather
'Rons to storm Case De Ace and demand the unbanning of Genetic Thunder
lest we shit in his shoes.


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

====
he must have a lot of shoes.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:59 AM (ufJKx)

1100 Oh, BTW...the question about AR lube...fuckifIknow, I don't own an AR. My EBR is an AK clone.

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 03:59 AM (yh0zB)

1101 Kitteh blocked...

http://tinyurl.com/44ztqcl

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)

1102 But...you're right here...
Madness!


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:58 AM (4ixH5)


Elder gods can do stuff like that. It's in their contract.

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (yh0zB)

1103 1096
and moose!


http://tinyurl.com/7pbdngb



Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 03:56 AM (ufJKx)

I had no idea you could fit one of those in some cleav.


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 03:58 AM (4ixH5)

====
Well, ya know, some guys like BIG tits.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (ufJKx)

1104 `?

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (4ezPk)

1105 Kitteh blocked...

http://tinyurl.com/44ztqcl


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)


damn cat...

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:01 AM (yh0zB)

1106 http://tinyurl.com/77m54tx

This kitteh clearly takes the boobehs for granted.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

1107 Clooth I demand details of the seed expedition

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 04:01 AM (OtW8l)

1108 Well, ya know, some guys like BIG tits.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (ufJKx)

Or do the wiminz like tiny mooses?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

1109 Ch-ch-ch-changes!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 04:01 AM (FQlFL)

1110 1101
Kitteh blocked...

http://tinyurl.com/44ztqcl


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)

====
coulda been a ginger sighting, too.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:02 AM (ufJKx)

1111 http://tinyurl.com/7t4yuel

When kittehs get grabby.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:03 AM (4ixH5)

1112 Kate Winslet. What

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:04 AM (4ezPk)

1113 1108


Or do the wiminz like tiny mooses?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

=======
"Hung like a tiny moose" just doesn't have much of a ring to it.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:05 AM (ufJKx)

1114 We know. We know. Kate Winslet cuts your hair and does your taxes. We heard all about it.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:07 AM (ufJKx)

1115 my wife wont let me out the door

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:07 AM (4ezPk)

1116 coulda been a ginger sighting, too.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:02 AM (ufJKx)



I know, right?

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:08 AM (yh0zB)

1117 "Hung like a tiny moose" just doesn't have much of a ring to it.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:05 AM (ufJKx)

This makes me wonder...
Mallard ducks have proportionally huge wangs, right? Ginormous duck dicks for their size. Why does no one ever say "hung like a mallard"?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)

1118 my wife doctor wont let me out the door nuthouse

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:07 AM (4ezPk)



FIFY

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:09 AM (yh0zB)

1119 Mallard ducks have proportionally huge wangs, right?
Ginormous duck dicks for their size. Why does no one ever say "hung
like a mallard"?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)



uh...don't really have that kind of knowledge, sorry...but it does remind me of a joke...

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:10 AM (yh0zB)

1120 i think i love women and believe I am one of them.

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:11 AM (4ezPk)

1121 1117
"Hung like a tiny moose" just doesn't have much of a ring to it.




Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:05 AM (ufJKx)

This makes me wonder...
Mallard
ducks have proportionally huge wangs, right? Ginormous duck dicks for
their size. Why does no one ever say "hung like a mallard"?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)


I did not know that. Wacky Weird Stuff. Doc, did you know that?

Posted by: Johnny Carson at April 01, 2012 04:12 AM (ufJKx)

1122 heh

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 04:13 AM (FQlFL)

1123 uh...don't really have that kind of knowledge, sorry...but it does remind me of a joke...


Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:10 AM (yh0zB)

That's because you hate the science and as Preznit I'm announcing new investments of $100 billion dollars into mallard dick research.

Posted by: Obumbles at April 01, 2012 04:15 AM (4ixH5)

1124 A mallard goes into a pool hall ...

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:16 AM (ufJKx)

1125 as Preznit I'm announcing new investments of $100 billion dollars into mallard dick research.


Posted by: Obumbles at April 01, 2012 04:15 AM (4ixH5)


You, uh, gonna do a lot of that research yourself then?

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:17 AM (yh0zB)

1126 Ja! a tiny moose nibbled my sister vonce!

Posted by: some dirty, rotten skandi at April 01, 2012 04:18 AM (crQEo)

1127 mallard, you realize i am going to rip you a new one?

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:20 AM (4ezPk)

1128 so Prime and ST coming to Las Vegas

Posted by: The Dude at April 01, 2012 04:22 AM (M8yfa)

1129 Pranksville to-day!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 04:24 AM (FQlFL)

1130 1127
mallard, you realize i am going to rip you a new one?

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:20 AM (4ezPk)



With that tiny little thing? Heh.

Posted by: mallard pussy at April 01, 2012 04:25 AM (ufJKx)

1131 I am drunk

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:27 AM (4ezPk)

1132 Violets are red,
Roses are blue,
Happy April Fool's Day,
at 1132 ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 04:32 AM (crQEo)

1133 but i am in my peak

I make lots of money

I work little

life is easy

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:32 AM (4ezPk)

1134 You, uh, gonna do a lot of that research yourself then?


Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:17 AM (yh0zB)

I'm gonna help! We'll make a great double team!

Posted by: Vice-Prez-O-Dent O'Biden at April 01, 2012 04:33 AM (4ixH5)

1135 1132...nicely done.

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 04:33 AM (yh0zB)

1136 Good night ... some,
Good morning ... others ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 04:33 AM (crQEo)

1137 Happy April Fool's Day,
at 1132 ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 04:32 AM (crQEo)

But if it's 11:32 you still have 28 minutes to go.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

1138 Good ngiht, Adriane. Sleep well.

Dream the dreams of a shaved burmese!

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

1139 But if it's 11:32 you still have 28 minutes to go.


I was told there would be NO base-60 math on this blog!

Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 04:35 AM (crQEo)

1140 Good night, Adriane.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:35 AM (ufJKx)

1141 I was told there would be NO base-60 math on this blog!


Posted by: Adriane at April 01, 2012 04:35 AM (crQEo)

====
They lied.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:36 AM (ufJKx)

1142 the young ladies are fawning over me what should I do?

Posted by: Lick at April 01, 2012 04:38 AM (4ezPk)

1143 shocka!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 04:40 AM (FQlFL)

1144 ONT is fading.

Let us all look back on the good times.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:50 AM (4ixH5)

1145 It would be amusing if you could make a comment montage

Posted by: Zakn at April 01, 2012 04:54 AM (OtW8l)

1146 1144
ONT is fading.

Let us all look back on the good times.


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:50 AM (4ixH5)

=======
Remember when ONT had free pretzels and peanuts at the bar and chili every Thursday. Good times.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:57 AM (ufJKx)

1147 We could make a montage of the nonsense the trolls spew and we could sit here and say to ourselves, "Good times, yo, good times".

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:58 AM (4ixH5)

1148 A montage--but in song!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 04:59 AM (FQlFL)

1149 Remember when ONT had free pretzels and peanuts at the bar and chili every Thursday. Good times.


Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 04:57 AM (ufJKx)

Remember when ONT got really drunk and pissed all over that hobo? And when the hobo started protesting he beat that hobo unconscious?
Yeah, that hobo learned not to fuck with ONT.
Good times, yo, good times.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 04:59 AM (4ixH5)

1150 Remember when we had the big ONT softball game and we convinced the 'ettes to where those low cut jerseys and every time they ran we got the big eyeful? Good times.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)

1151 A montage--but in song!

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 04:59 AM (FQlFL)

Like showtunes! With so many trolls that means many opportunities to do that whole point/counterpoint thing.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

1152 Remember when that Cob's girlfriend got pregnant and they weren't married and not ready for marriage or children? And ONT did 'em a favor by kicking her repeatedly in the midsection with his steeltoed boots?

ONT, what a friend.

Good times, to, good times.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:02 AM (4ixH5)

1153 Remember when the 'ettes used to make those handmade pizzas and serve them in french maid outfits? Good times.

Posted by: jc at April 01, 2012 05:02 AM (ufJKx)

1154 "With so many trolls that means many opportunities to do that whole point/counterpoint thing."

Hmmm....

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 05:02 AM (FQlFL)

1155 John Carter would have made a lot more sense as an HBO series. For what they spent they could have gotten a whole season with more character time to stretch out the episodes. The whole set of books could have carried them them for four years or so.

Imagine how problematic 'Game of Thrones' would have been to sell as a series of very expensive movies. And Peter Dinklage on an Imax screen would cause much cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 05:05 AM (kcfmt)

1156 Remember when ONT got wasted and talked the 'Ettes into doing a conga line? But threw up on curious when she got in front of him?

Good time, yo, good times.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:10 AM (4ixH5)

1157 Peter Dinklage


Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 05:05 AM (kcfmt)

A midge with an unfortunate name. Good actor. Bet he gets tons of shit, though.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:11 AM (4ixH5)

1158 A thought:

If an assassin takes out the CEO of Research In Motion, does he file it away as The RIM Job?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:12 AM (4ixH5)

1159 #1157

He's quite a nice guy. Lives in Jerry Pournelle's neighborhood in Studio City. Ed Begley Jr. is another neighbor. I've met them on dog walks with Jerry.

Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 05:14 AM (kcfmt)

1160 If an assassin takes out the CEO of Research In Motion, does he file it away as The RIM Job?


Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:12 AM (4ixH5)


O_o

Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 05:17 AM (yh0zB)

1161 An assassin by the name of Toss Sa-Lad?

Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 05:17 AM (FQlFL)

1162 I've met them on dog walks with Jerry.



Posted by: epobirs at April 01, 2012 05:14 AM (kcfmt)

Do you let Dinklage ride the dog?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:22 AM (4ixH5)

1163 O_o


Posted by: GGE STANDS WITH GENETIC TUNDER! at April 01, 2012 05:17 AM (yh0zB)

I know, right?!?



Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)

1164 An assassin by the name of Toss Sa-Lad?


Posted by: derit at April 01, 2012 05:17 AM (FQlFL)

A big fan of Winnie The Poon.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:25 AM (4ixH5)

1165 Flatline...pulls the sheet up over ONT...

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 05:50 AM (4ixH5)

1166 Morning Morons. Love that kitteh video and the Goat Locker poster. We had the goat locker on our ship. Also had a first class mess which I ate at.


Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 06:23 AM (YdQQY)

1167 Good morning, Vic!

How are you and the Missus doing today?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 06:49 AM (4ixH5)

1168 Doing good (me) wifey hasn't got up yet.

Thanks

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 06:51 AM (YdQQY)

1169 Oh where, oh where has the ONT gone?

Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 06:52 AM (MYQ7K)

1170 Imus just told the people of Westport, CT to kiss his ass. Where is CC at this morning?

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

1171 Oh, and 1st!!!
Well, my KSU Wildcats left the dance somewhat early but my second favorite team, those KU Jayhawks shut the critics up again last night.

Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 07:01 AM (MYQ7K)

1172 Scrunt on there now talking about the "jobless recovery". There is no doubt that the economy is improving she says. BS, only the rhetoric is improving.

The real economy will not start recovering until all the Democrats are washed back into the corner.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:16 AM (YdQQY)

1173 Really sucks doing this on a smart phone. No refresh button, one finger typing, etc. But it looks like you good folks have Vic here to keep ya straight.

And hello to runningrn, Nam grunt and all you other old timers. To the hobbit formerly known as Donnna, you've won my heart with your chosen handle. NE KS. IS the Shire darlin'.

Posted by: teej at April 01, 2012 07:18 AM (MYQ7K)

1174 A new day! And I have it on good authority that the Supreme Court has already voted 9/0 that the health care bill is 100% constitutional. The announcemen will come at noon today!

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 07:24 AM (UpwlP)

1175 Imus just told the people of Westport, CT to kiss his ass.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

What did the people of Westpot, Connecticut do to arouse Imus's ire?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 07:29 AM (4ixH5)

1176 They are talking about the EPA's end run around congress to regulate CO2 after congress specifically ruled against the AGW scam. Mainly they are discussing coal but everyone should remember. ALL fossil fuels produce CO2. 75% of our electricity comes from burning of fossil fuels.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:30 AM (YdQQY)

1177 What did the people of Westpot, Connecticut do to arouse Imus's ire?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2012 07:29 AM (4ixH5)
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He was talking about the difference in customer friendliness at a Starbucks in Westport vs one in TX. Dagan McDowel asked him what the people of Westport were going to say about his comments. His response was "the people of Westport can kiss my ass".

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:32 AM (YdQQY)

1178 A new day! And I have it on good authority that the
Supreme Court has already voted 9/0 that the health care bill is 100%
constitutional. The announcemen will come at noon today!

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 07:24 AM (UpwlP)
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Would these be "inside sources" that are only available on April 1?

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:33 AM (YdQQY)

1179 Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:32 AM (YdQQY)

When I'm served coffee I need it served by a nappy headed ho...with big tits.

Posted by: Don Imus at April 01, 2012 07:40 AM (4ixH5)

1180 I have it on "good authority" that O'Vomit will resign today and make Biden President.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:42 AM (YdQQY)

1181 One thing I find funny about Imus and Dagan McDowel is that both of them are flaming liberals. This while Imus is from TX and Dagan is from VA. Dagan also talks through clenched teeth aka the Bryn Mawr speech impediment.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 07:44 AM (YdQQY)

1182 News up

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2012 08:04 AM (YdQQY)

1183 777
Model_1066, my sister did the opposite. She and ber husband d are in
Duluth after growing up in Colorado. Any chance you want a house in
Duluth in the next month?

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 01, 2012 01:49 AM (tD5no)




Doubt this will be read, but I would rather lose my right arm than leave Colorado at this point....and Duluth is less appealing than say....Stockton, CA.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 01:31 PM (PWwbk)

1184 I hear CPO iniations are a thing of the past. When I was initiated we had a Gunnery Sergeant initiated with us. He will be welcome in any CPO mess or CPO club I belong to. Hell, as I am a Seabee, I welcome any Gunny.
EROWMER EOC (SCW/AW), USN Ret.

Posted by: EROWMER at April 01, 2012 07:06 PM (sIm3i)

1185 [marquee behavior="slide" direction="left"]Does it slide?[/marquee]

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2012 06:07 PM (PMGbu)

1186 <marquee behavior="slide" direction="left">Does it slide?</marquee>

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 03, 2012 06:08 PM (PMGbu)






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