Overnight Open Thread (3-29-2012)

It's Tough To Be Green These Days

Because the bloom is coming off the Global Warming Climate Change Uncertainty rose and the entire environmental movement in general:

A new Gallup poll reports that Americans are still broadly skeptical of the Green agenda, currently putting economic growth ahead of the environment by 49 percent to 41 percent. And moderates are increasingly joining conservatives in the opinion that economic growth should be a priority even if it incurs some environmental damage.

It turns out that Green policies are luxuries that people will indulge in during boom times but not so much in a prolonged recession. Even the young seem to be losing their enthusiasm for environmentalism - well other than as a status symbol signaling refined tastes:

[Jean] Twenge found that today's high school seniors and college freshmen make far less effort to help the environment than baby boomers did at that age. Compared with boomers and Generation X-ers, Gen Y-ers are the least willing to cut down on driving and electricity use. "There was a lot more questioning of materialism in the 1970s. Now it's just like, Let's all live like the Kardashians," she said. . .

We do stuff not to save the planet as much as to look as if we're saving the planet. That means I need to spend a lot more on my food, clothing and appliances and let everyone know about it.

In fact it looks like we already passed Peak AGW concern a few years ago. But don't worry - there'll be a new world-wide environmental crisis coming along any second now.

peakagwAnd the usual suspects will have their usual solutions on how to save the world AND run your life.

Oh and don't forget that this Saturday evening will be Human Achievement Hour so get those naughty incandescent bulbs aglowin' and tires aburnin'.

Why is Newt Gingrich Still Called Speaker Gingrich

Newt Gingrich can be called many things: garrulous, grandiose, philandering. But one thing he should not be called is "Mr. Speaker." Gingrich ceased to be entitled to that title when he left the House on Jan. 3, 1999. But you would never know it from the obsequious way journalists have addressed him during the campaign, where "Mr. Speaker" and "Speaker Gingrich" have become standard.

This is one thing that has always irked me a little - former office-holders keeping their previous title for life. I don't mind the occasional honorific on special occasions but why should we be expected to refer to Barbara Boxer perpetually as Senator Boxer even when she's no longer a senator? It certainly wasn't this way for the original US office-holders:

As an exemplar of American unpretentiousness, look to John Quincy Adams. During his remarkable and distinguished career he was our ambassador to the Netherlands, Prussia, Russia, and the United Kingdom. He was a senator, secretary of state, and president. After he finished his presidency, he was elected to the House of Representatives, where he vigorously opposed slavery. Joseph Wheelan, author of Mr. Adams's Last Crusade, about Adams' last 17 years in the House-he died in the Capitol- says that during that entire time this man of many titles was known simply as "Mr. Adams."

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The Battle of Athens, TN

Yes the Battle of Athens really happened in 1946 and represents one of the few times an armed insurrection was successful in the US.

The Mysterious Case of Air Force Major Jill Metzger

It's been almost six years since Air Force Major Jill Metzger disappeared from a shopping mall while deployed to Manas AB, Kyrgyzstan in September 2006. Metzger resurfaced a few days later, with an incredible tale of kidnapping, over-powering her abductors and racing almost 30 miles to freedom (the Air Force officer happens to be a champion marathon runner).

Yet shortly afterwards it became clear that there were big holes in her story and very likely the entire incident had been faked, possibly to cover up an abortion.

-- Kyrgyz authorities doubted her story from the start, and even interviewed a local abortion doctor who claimed he performed that procedure on Major Metzger during the time she was missing.

-- A source inside the Air Force Office of Special Investigations (AFOSI), which probed Metzger's disappearance, told Militarycoruption.com that the USAF personnel officer flunked at least two polygraphs after her escape. One exam, administered at her home station of Moody AFB, GA, showed clear signs of deception.

Yet despite this she was able to avoid any major repercussions and now her career appears to be on the upswing again:

The other reason is rooted in Major Metzger's own career. After being placed on the "temporarily retired" list for a couple of years, she returned to active duty in 2010, at Andrews AFB, MD. She's probably up for Lieutenant Colonel, and resolving the Kyrgyz matter would improve her prospects for promotion.

7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Like Your Parents

You're only as old as you feel, right? Well except that a lot of how you 'feel' is controlled by neurochemistry, hormones, and genes. And while you might fight the power and fight your parents and the establishment, you'll never beat your own biology:

As you get older, your brain becomes more and more unable to handle dopamine, which, as we've pointed out before, is a big factor in making us feel "the chills" when a new exciting piece of music comes on.

Because nothing you hear will have that same effect on you as the fresh exciting sounds of your youth, it will become harder and harder to get fired up about new music. Your musical taste will therefore stagnate, regardless of how on top of the trends you were at 17. If you want to know what new music will sound like when you're 50, go spend an hour watching TV shows intended for toddlers. See how long you can tolerate it.

So, you'll get older and settle down and, inevitably, the ubiquitous Rumours album by Fleetwood Mac will mysteriously appear in your collection, like a Gideon Bible in a hotel. Just accept it.

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Why Are There Gideon Bibles in Hotel Rooms

Gideons International got its start in 1898, when two traveling businessmen, John H. Nicholson and Samuel E. Hill, arrived at the crowded Central Hotel in Boscobel, Wisconsin, for the night. The two had never met, but there was only one double room left, so they decided to share it. The men got to talking and found they shared a common faith and had both toyed with the idea of creating an evangelical association for Christian businessmen.

...The Gideons don't go room to room themselves, slipping the books in nightstands like Bible elves. When a hotel opens, local Gideons members will present a Bible to the hotel's general manager in a small ceremony and then give enough books for each room and some extras to the housekeeping staff for distribution. In addition to hotel rooms, the Gideons also give Bibles to military bases, hospitals, nursing homes, prisons and to students on college campuses.

I can't think of Gideon bibles without thinking about a gag on Cheers where Sam was convinced that a bible was following him from hotel room to hotel room and that this had to be a message from God.

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Would You Buy An OS From This Guy?

Well you did. And judging by this collection of Microsoft commercials, I'm thinking there ought to be a corporate rule about executives appearing on screen.

Remembering Earl Scruggs (1924-2012)

Even if you never knew his name, you almost certainly know some of his songs and probably heard him play at some point. And if you're curious, well sweasel has already done the search for you.

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

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Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2012 10:07 PM (7W3wI)

2 So AGW is going the way of disco?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:07 PM (NVu2l)

3 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure!

And, are we really sure he even knows what The Constitution is?

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 10:07 PM (rKcyp)

4 Evening all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:08 PM (DGIjM)

5 Sure he knows. He has it on the doormat to the WH residence.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 29, 2012 10:08 PM (vpe0k)

6 I think they should have used a Corvair pic as an AK47

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:08 PM (NVu2l)

7 You try toban the AK I got 10 of em stashed with a case of hand grenades.

Posted by: Ice-T at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (vpe0k)

8 This is an awesome ONT. It's like a buffet of good.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (P6QsQ)

9 Any Morons here have any inside info on Husqvarna motorcycles??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (SsG4J)

10 I always assumed it was because music was never quite as good as it was at the exact moment I was most emotionally susceptible to it.

That's science.

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (I2LwF)

11 Hey, y'all!! How's the flying monkey brigade tonight? Ready to fling some poo?

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (w407e)

12 I heart Earl Scruggs.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 10:11 PM (P6QsQ)

13 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 10:11 PM (z9HTb)

14 Any Morons here have any inside info on Husqvarna motorcycles??


Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (SsG4J)



I have a Husqvarna chainsaw. I love it, but I've never ridden on the back of it.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (P6QsQ)

15 I'm in the mood to start a rumor. Mooch and the girls are off on vacation again sans Barry it appears. Has any first lady ever vacationed so much without the president while he was in office? Trouble in paradise?

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (orrLR)

16 Wow.

Just found an AK-47 in the back of my freezer under a bag of Tater Tots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (7utQ2)

17
--Any Morons here have any inside info on Husqvarna motorcycles??--


It's really hard to cut down trees with them.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (vpe0k)

18 Any Morons here have any inside info on Husqvarna motorcycles??


Mine is pretty slow, but does a good job on the grass.

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 10:13 PM (z9HTb)

19 mama winger, glad to hear it, LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 10:13 PM (SsG4J)

20 Trouble in paradise?


Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (orrLR)

I doubt that was EVER "paradise" . . . just my humble opinion, of course.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:13 PM (w407e)

21 Could you be the next Solyndra? $540 million up for grabs Friday in the mega-millions lottery. Winners chosen by White House economists.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2012 10:14 PM (FcR7P)

22 That firearms ID chart is a work of wonder Love it.

I think I own a few of them.

Posted by: Mike in CFL at March 29, 2012 10:14 PM (motsG)

23 I have a Husqvarna chainsaw. I love it, but I've never ridden on the back of it.


You just need the right attachment.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 29, 2012 10:14 PM (z9HTb)

24 It's a British MK3 Ford Cortina.

Posted by: Gazzer at March 29, 2012 10:14 PM (sGfZu)

25 "And the usual suspects will have their usual solutions on how to save the world and run your life."

And you can be sure that those solutions will make buttloads of money for Al Gore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2012 10:15 PM (Fow2f)

26 I am totally into my new church:

Shit just got Zeal.

Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 10:15 PM (uGQ4X)

27 @20: Nah, when I was 17 and with my "first" chick... Paradise!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:15 PM (niZvt)

28 Evening all,

15-according to those stupid magazines at the grocery store check out, that are more above board and better fact checkers than the MFM (just sayin, John Edwards, and all) Meshell ma belle hates living in the White House and wants a divorce asap.

I'm not buying it, because then all the sweet, sweet perks are gone. She won't give those up.

Posted by: moki at March 29, 2012 10:15 PM (dZmFh)

29 Evening 'rons and 'ettes.

Finally made it home, finding my copy of ME3 waiting for me. I try to install it like a giddy little kid. The updater for EA's Origin service tells me I don't have an internet connection. Pretty cool that I can download the damn update without an internet connection.

It's the power of MY MIND.

Anyway, no clue what the problem is, so I'll have to call them tomorrow. I hate this online connection crap.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2012 10:15 PM (Why44)

30 Dave in Fla

Oh shit.

They are spreading.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:16 PM (7utQ2)

31 And you can be sure that those solutions will make buttloads of money for Al Gore.

He's still alive? Huh.

Posted by: Alex at March 29, 2012 10:16 PM (tlK1P)

32 I place a curse on this thread! A CURSE!

Posted by: The Old Gypsy Woman at March 29, 2012 10:17 PM (v9Kjt)

33 mama winger,

hugs to your son. I hope and pray he stays safe, and comes home quickly.

Posted by: moki at March 29, 2012 10:17 PM (dZmFh)

34 Meanwhile, the real "war on women" continues in Obama's old stomping grounds (h/t Weasel Zippers) -

Indonesian Clerics Declare Mini-Skirt “Pornographic”…

http://tinyurl.com/c6wx699

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (UR5vq)

35 These days, it seems you're much more likely to find Book of Mormon in a hotel room than Gideon bible. Are the Gideons dying out, or are hotel chains starting to shoo them away?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (niZvt)

36 He's still alive? Huh.

Usually hanging out at Taco Bell spooning nachos with an AK-47.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (7utQ2)

37 Ah yes, 'Michelle wastes our tax money'. We have dismissed this claim.

Posted by: The Democratic National Committee at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (QTHTd)

38 I place a curse on this thread! A CURSE!


Posted by: The Old Gypsy Woman at March 29, 2012 10:17 PM (v9Kjt)

There's a line for that, you will have to wait your turn.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (w407e)

39 Journalist's Assault Weapon Identification Guide! Ha! It's beautiful!

I still live for those moments when "journalists" inform me that a tank is approaching, and it's got tires. It just kills me.

Great post, good night!

Posted by: Dianna at March 29, 2012 10:19 PM (mKMj1)

40 Thank you moki. That means a lot. He is actually in a fairly safe location this deployment. Trying to keep the Serbs and the muzzie Albanians from offing each other in Kosovo.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 10:19 PM (P6QsQ)

41 I doubt that was EVER "paradise" .
-

True that!

--

Meshell ma belle hates living in the White House and wants a divorce asap.

-
Frankly I don't see how either of them puts up with the other. Maybe they will have a Clintonesque marriage post-WH.

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:19 PM (orrLR)

42 I watched a few ME3 parodies:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0kAfzKA8I
Especially this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFTwRs__acE

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 29, 2012 10:20 PM (QTHTd)

43 16
Wow.

Just found an AK-47 in the back of my freezer under a bag of Tater Tots.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (7utQ2)

Careful

Those tater tots have a lot of carbs

Posted by: dagny at March 29, 2012 10:20 PM (CMM9V)

44 34 Meanwhile, the real "war on women" continues in Obama's old stomping grounds (h/t Weasel Zippers) -

Indonesian Clerics Declare Mini-Skirt “Pornographic”…

http://tinyurl.com/c6wx699
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (UR5vq)


I'm sure that the National Organization of Lesbians will hop right on it!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:20 PM (niZvt)

45 These days, it seems you're much more likely to find Book of Mormon in a hotel room than Gideon bible.


Isn't the Marriott family LDS?

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 10:20 PM (z9HTb)

46 I'm actually kinda surprised that Sasq and company would go to Las Vegas. Because there might just possibly be some people who still have a bit of a hard-on for the way her asshole husband tanked their tourism not too long ago. And they are not the kind of people who believe in letting bygones be bygones. iykwimaityd

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:20 PM (w407e)

47 I notice it's a Slate article claiming interveiwers have been "obsequious". I'd guess it's less about his title and more the certainty of getting their heads handed to them.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (tD5no)

48 hotel room than Gideon bible. Are the Gideons dying out, or are hotel chains starting to shoo them away?
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (niZvt)

These days I'd expect to find the Bhagavad Gita.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (NVu2l)

49 Calm soon returned. The GIs posted guards. The rifles borrowed from the armory
were cleaned and returned before sunup.


This tells you more about this country than anything else in the story.

Posted by: Alex at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (tlK1P)

50 I never realized just how versatile the AK47 could be.

Posted by: someone at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (bqjJT)

51 Yeah, Moki, she may think being married to Zero stinks, but she won't want to give up the perks of being first lady when we voters send 'em packing in November. Picturing her grabbing the door frame as they try to haul her butt out of there.

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (rKcyp)

52 40-any time! Hubbie was in Sarajevo during the dust up there in the 90's, and spent time in Kosovo. Said the food was awful, but the people were pretty nice.

Even though it's not a total hot zone, your baby still needs prayers, and we are happy to oblige any time.

Posted by: moki at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (dZmFh)

53 48 hotel room than Gideon bible. Are the Gideons dying out, or are hotel chains starting to shoo them away?
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:18 PM (niZvt)

These days I'd expect to find the Bhagavad Gita.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (NVu2l)


Or at least a damned Karma Sutra!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:22 PM (niZvt)

54 Peaches? Are you here? Guska emailed you....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 10:22 PM (Nh5Ut)

55 I appreciate that more than you know, moki. Thank you.

Posted by: mama winger at March 29, 2012 10:22 PM (P6QsQ)

56 Michelle won't divorce Barack, because there are too many perks. They'll just have an "agreement" and each look the other way.

Posted by: Alex at March 29, 2012 10:23 PM (tlK1P)

57 OMG!! Read "Feed," by M. T. Anderson.

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 29, 2012 10:24 PM (a362c)

58 >>>Picturing her grabbing the door frame as they try to haul her butt out of there.

Don't make me angry, voters. You won't like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: The Incredible Michelle at March 29, 2012 10:24 PM (snRY5)

59 When I win the lottery I am going to open a solar energy company.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2012 10:24 PM (Why44)

60 Could you be the next Solyndra? $540 million up for
grabs Friday in the mega-millions lottery. Winners chosen by White
House economists.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2012 10:14 PM (FcR7P)
ok, 5 gallon bucket, peat moss, sawdust. and a free air freshener with every purchase!@!

Posted by: willow-tries shamwow voice at March 29, 2012 10:25 PM (TomZ9)

61 56 Michelle won't divorce Barack, because there are too many perks. They'll just have an "agreement" and each look the other way.

That's one tradition they share with the Clintons.

As House would quip, "If all the best relationships are based on lies, they were off to a great start".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:25 PM (UR5vq)

62 51-LOL!!!

And yeah, Marriott is Mormon-they have Bibles and Book of Mormons in the dresser. But I would stay there above anyplace else-I love Residence Inn, and having a decent kitchen to cook in. Plus the doggies are welcome, and I appreciate that.

Posted by: moki at March 29, 2012 10:25 PM (dZmFh)

63 I just rented a movie based on a D-and-D game. "The Midnight Chronicles". I feel like I should have asked for the MST3k version... I'll be back to report on the carnage

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 29, 2012 10:25 PM (QTHTd)

64 Dopamine.
Teenage. Girls. Sports. Music.
Wood like steel.
Pissing seven feet.
Soon, babbling like another Canseco.

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 10:25 PM (6Cjut)

65 Or at least a damned Karma Sutra!
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:22 PM (niZvt)

Those Indians must be double jointed. I still get a twinge on rainy days. But what a memory.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (NVu2l)

66 51 Yeah, Moki, she may think being married to Zero stinks, but she won't want to give up the perks of being first lady when we voters send 'em packing in November. Picturing her grabbing the door frame as they try to haul her butt out of there.
Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 10:21 PM (rKcyp)


From your mouth to God's ear, Theresa!

Some days I just can't imagine how Americans could POSSIBLY reelect that man. Others, I know the GOP could eff up wet dream.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (niZvt)

67 Ah yes, just in time for Obamacare to go down in flames and leave in bigger crater than Soledad O'Brien's Jeopardy appearance...the WaPo trots out "the Individual mandate was a Republican idea" thing.

A. Yes, we can admit that the Heritage Foundation is fallible. Unlike, say Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

B. I do not recall a swell of Republican support for the idea back when former Speaker now unindicted insider trader Pelosi was telling us the bill was full of wonder...just wait until you see it after passage.

Next up, they will blame all green energy catastrophes on gnomes living in our stomachs, because you-know-who is not accountable for anything. I hope Harry Truman is haunting the fuck out of the White House.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (7utQ2)

68 Picturing her grabbing the door frame as they try to haul her butt out of there.

--

Hillary is just a phone call away for advice!

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (orrLR)

69 Listen folks, conserve energy, stay on your couch and don't breath!

Posted by: willow-tries shamwow voice at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (TomZ9)

70 Evening 'ettes! Thanks for the ONT Maet.

Should I read the post, or just do like Breitbart and Ace do?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (I/cLr)

71 No, after I win the lottery, I am air dropping porn over all eighty billion islands in Indonesia.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2012 10:27 PM (Why44)

72 I had a hoosqverna WR400 for a while.
Evil wicked thing. There are some groups on the nets that adore them and sacrifice blood and bone to the Norse Gods.

Posted by: VW Zao at March 29, 2012 10:28 PM (vWZa0)

73 Or at least a damned Karma Sutra!

Is that the one where every good orgasm you ever gave comes back to you?

Posted by: no good deed at March 29, 2012 10:28 PM (mjR67)

74 65 Or at least a damned Karma Sutra!
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:22 PM (niZvt)

Those Indians must be double jointed. I still get a twinge on rainy days. But what a memory.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:26 PM (NVu2l)


Yeah, "Rampant Elephant" still brings on lower back pain when I think of it...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:28 PM (niZvt)

75 Some days I just can't imagine how Americans could POSSIBLY reelect that man. Others, I know the GOP could eff up wet dream.
----
He can't win it, but the R's could lose it.

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:28 PM (orrLR)

76 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2012 10:29 PM (JMmQ9)

77 Don't make me angry, voters. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Posted by: The Incredible Michelle at March 29, 2012 10:24 PM (snRY5)

Obligatory: We don't like you now. Maybe if you didn't always look like you wanted to bite something...

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:29 PM (NVu2l)

78 73 Or at least a damned Karma Sutra!

Is that the one where every good orgasm you ever gave comes back to you?
Posted by: no good deed at March 29, 2012 10:28 PM (mjR67)


That sounds like a lot of sheets of Bounty...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:29 PM (niZvt)

79 My lease will be up soon and I'll need to decide if I want to re-up.

There are a few things I'd like fixed/replaced though.

So is it normal to get offer a list of things in return for a re-up?

I haven't rented in a while...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2012 10:29 PM (3aXbg)

80
Evening, 'rons.

Well, we did it.We sold our house in CA, preparatory to fleeing the People's Republic. We're outta here!

The only downside - we won't be here for the Chowchilla Express, California's part of

HIGH. SPEED. RAIL.

OTOH, we won't be paying for it, either, if we kick the Dems out of the Senate and WH in November.

Woot!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 10:30 PM (Y3xtU)

81 I am in possession of two plays for tomorrow's big drawing. What is this thing again?

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 10:30 PM (I2LwF)

82 I know what musicI like because the magazines at the grocery checkout tell me.

Posted by: Big Zesty at March 29, 2012 10:31 PM (66pgZ)

83 Hello Mayday. I missed you earlier. How goes the yoga?

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 29, 2012 10:31 PM (2Gb0y)

84 M'chelle won't divorce JEF, because JEF got her that 192% raise ... and probably the job. Given the literacy level of M'chelle's (Princeton?) thesis, she's doubtfully employable.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2012 10:31 PM (KMBYh)

85 The answer to the meme that the individual mandate was a righty idea? They may have briefly considered it, but it was the Dems who forced it upon the electorate. And since when do the D's copy or credit R's for anything? Desperate, desperate, desperate attempt to run away from their own lousy clusterfark.

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:32 PM (orrLR)

86 71No, after I win the lottery, I am air dropping porn over all eighty billion islands in Indonesia.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2012 10:27 PM (Why44
Drop it over Saudi Arabia. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 10:32 PM (Y3xtU)

87 I never read Mooch's thesis. Tell me more.

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 10:32 PM (I2LwF)

88 Well, we did it.We sold our house in CA, preparatory to fleeing the People's Republic. We're outta here!

Yay, congrats, I am sick with envy . . . where you headed?


Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:32 PM (w407e)

89 Ozone? That's a new one..

*psst - the Sun makes atmospheric zone, jerkoff*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:33 PM (UR5vq)

90 Last years lights on lights off wuz a hoot Whoot! Goona turn em all on + appliances and facebook blast all my friends to do the same. Light the hood up so no hoodie wearin bangers can find a place to hide.

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:33 PM (nonzP)

91 Michelle won't divorce Barack, because there are too many perks. They'll just have an "agreement" and each look the other way.
Posted by: Alex at March 29, 2012 10:23 PM (tlK1P)

They'll work it out - they each have a preference for different sorts of men.

Posted by: 141Driver at March 29, 2012 10:33 PM (/E3ql)

92 Would You Buy An OS From This Guy?

Well you did.

No I didn't. You take that back right now.

Posted by: rfichoke at March 29, 2012 10:33 PM (KNRPY)

93 If I win the lottery tomorrow, there will be free high speed rail for everyone!!! W00T!!

(I am so lying, but I will hit Ace's tip jar pretty fuckin' hard)

Me and Shrimp are splitting it.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:34 PM (w407e)

94 Woot!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 10:30 PM (Y3xtU)

CONGRATS!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:34 PM (DGIjM)

95 Maet. Thanks. Really laughed at the journalist's guide.

Posted by: John at March 29, 2012 10:34 PM (lWw2s)

96 Interesting. The Zevia orange soda is clear.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:34 PM (7utQ2)

97 Me and Shrimp are splitting it.
Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:34 PM (w407e)

Damn straight!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:35 PM (DGIjM)

98 If I hit the Mega Millions, you will likely never see me around again.

But I will give Ace enough money to buy a second squirrel for the server.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:36 PM (7utQ2)

99 Hello Mayday. I missed you earlier. How goes the yoga?
--

Oh hi! I did go to yoga today, still in the clothes as a matter of fact. Best way I know how to shake off the stress of living in the O era.

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:36 PM (orrLR)

100 80

Evening, 'rons.

Well, we did it.We sold our house in CA, preparatory to fleeing the People's Republic. We're outta here!


Congratulations. I hope to follow in your footsteps soon. The Bay Area, she is a pretty gal, but hang out with her for a time, and you start to notice the smell of rot.

Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2012 10:36 PM (2IW5Q)

101 I concealedkerry an AK57 hopped up version of the 47 and sometimes I carry a semi auto 6 shot Bennilli 12 guage cut down as a back up to my flamethrower....just sayin trayvons!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:36 PM (nonzP)

102 Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:12 PM (orrLR)

I was wondering how the kids were going to pass their classes. It just was Spring Break so that means they're out of school.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 29, 2012 10:37 PM (tD5no)

103 The First Earth Day, 1970, as I remember, at the age of 15, the big concern was teh NEXT ICE AGE!

OMG, We're ALL GONNA DIE IF that Indian on that Commercial doesn't stop crying about pollution... (actually, Iron Eyes Cody, born Espera DeCort was Italian-American).

The moving quotes put together about Chief Seattle, done in 1971 by a screenwriter. Chief Seattle existed, but his quotes make as much historical sense as Paul Bunyons' statements about his Blue Ox.

None of which has anything to do with how CO2 will kill us all! (The plants love it.)

Posted by: Foggy Mountain Breakdown at March 29, 2012 10:37 PM (LNb32)

104 25
"And the usual suspects will have their usual solutions on how to save the world and run your life."



And you can be sure that those solutions will make buttloads of money for the late Al Gore.

FIFY

Posted by: hose-A Canseco at March 29, 2012 10:38 PM (2ocJB)

105 IfI hit the Mega I'd do likeI once heard Breitbart advise and buy a TV station.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 29, 2012 10:38 PM (vpe0k)

106 Earl will be missed. His finger picking book is something every guitar player should have.

Oh, and about that Green malaise...How about revenge?


Posted by: SOYLENT GREEN at March 29, 2012 10:38 PM (Ycr9Y)

107 If I win, I'll make sure Ace doesn't need a tip jar anymore.

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (I2LwF)

108 Posted by: VW Zao at March 29, 2012 10:28 PM (vWZa0)

Thor is pining for the as-yet unreleased throw-back homage to Steve McQueen whose name escapes me at the moment. I am tired of watching you tube videos of it. ad listening to him moan.

Release the damn thing already, ugly fender and all!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

109 I bought my mega millions tickets today and the guy said that the sales were unreal.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (DGIjM)

110 Chief Seattle existed, but his quotes make as much historical sense as Paul Bunyons' statements about his Blue Ox.


He was a dick.

Posted by: Chief Nokahoma at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (z9HTb)

111 My mother is from Athens, Tennessee; my grandparents and an aunt and uncle are buried there. I grew up hearing stories of the Battle of Athens. It's a great story.

Posted by: rockmom at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (YPgCz)

112 I'm soooo hurt! Truly I've been slain by superior "wit", (sarc).

In more important news, no wonder why the Israeli plan to gain access to Azerbaijan airbases was leaked to the press:

Israel 'does Azerbaijan airbase deal' in plan to attack Iran

http://tinyurl.com/7kopu4s

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:40 PM (UR5vq)

113 Michelle won't divorce Barack, because there are too many perks. They'll just have an "agreement" and each look the other way.

Posted by: Alex at March 29, 2012 10:23 PM (tlK1P)


Barry will be chasing dick

Sasq will be chasing hoagies

Posted by: rick in MB at March 29, 2012 10:40 PM (2ocJB)

114 Someone asked me what I'd do if I had the money to do anything, and all I could think of was rent 18yo hookers until my heart exploded. I didn't know I was that shallow, but you gotta be you.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:40 PM (NVu2l)

115 I was wondering how the kids were going to pass their classes. It just was Spring Break so that means they're out of school.
---

Don't kids of presidents get automatic A's? What teacher wants an IRS audit?

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:41 PM (orrLR)

116 And ZIP of Weasel Zippers has a new dog:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/03/29/new-member-of-the-family/

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 10:41 PM (6RnvM)

117 Any Morons here have any inside info on Husqvarna motorcycles??

Swedish, relatively expensive. Pretty high quality. Slightly heavier than other similar brands. Lotsa power down low in the band.


All the above is approximately 40 year old information. Heck, I don't even know if they still make 'em! Heh.

Hi, Tammy.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 10:41 PM (7yvLv)

118 I bought my mega millions tickets today and the guy said that the sales were unreal.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (DGIjM)

The guy over at the Trimana rip-off joint where I mostly buy my tickets is just gobsmacked over this, it's really stressing him out. He said last Friday night, some lawyer came in at the last minute wanting 380 tickets. They offered to let him buy into their pool for 20 bucks, he was all, hell, no, I can't do 20 bucks.
If a lawyer wins, I will be so pissed.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:42 PM (w407e)

119 @115: would I be cynical to assume the Obama administration "leaked it"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:42 PM (niZvt)

120 105
The First Earth Day, 1970, as I remember, at the age of 15, the big concern was teh NEXT ICE AGE!
We must be same age I remember that too ice age was gonna keel us all if the Vietnam War didn't get us. was Cholly Wrangle in favor of the draft then? Giggalo ketchup boy was in cambodia right before he threw his purple heart silver star, congressional medal of valor over the fence

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:43 PM (nonzP)

121 TN mountain people are not to be fucked with. Remember the state of Franklin? The same Scots were in PA, remember the Whiskey Rebellion?

Oh, and I own five of the nine weapons listed. 5 of 8 if you take out the RPG. 6 of 8 if that's a water pistol. I DON'T own an AK-47, the first rife or a 50 cal. I am assuming the pistols are a ppk and a Colt 45, got those and the M-16, the Bull Pup, mini uzi and M-15.

Come on over anytime, Trayvon's friends, I'll be waiting up for you.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 29, 2012 10:43 PM (hXJOG)

122 But don't worry - there'll be a new world-wide environmental crisis coming along any second now.


Heh, saw this on twitter right before i came here - http://www.earthweek.com/2012/ew120330/ew120330a.html

Posted by: booger at March 29, 2012 10:44 PM (HI6wa)

123 let me finish my Husqvarna Tater-Tots......

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:44 PM (PWwbk)

124 I paid my two bucks for a chance at the Mega Millions jackpot. I have more fun imagining winning. Would they let you claim a pot that large anonymously?

Posted by: no good deed at March 29, 2012 10:44 PM (mjR67)

125 122 @115: would I be cynical to assume the Obama administration "leaked it"?

As great of an "ally" Obama supposedly is to Israel, he would not leak such sensitive information just to give the Iranians more breathing room...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:44 PM (UR5vq)

126 Israel 'does Azerbaijan airbase deal' in plan to attack Iran http://tinyurl.com/7kopu4s
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 10:40 PM (UR5vq)

Kind of changes the image of having 3 carriers in the gulf, huh? If I was a pilot ordered to intercept Israeli jets, I'm pretty sure I'd have a technical fault that grounded the aircraft, even if I had to kick the shit out of something.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (NVu2l)

127 117 Someone asked me what I'd do if I had the money to do anything, and all I could think of was rent 18yo hookers until my heart exploded. I didn't know I was that shallow, but you gotta be you.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:40 PM (NVu2l)


How long do youn think you could last? That kind of money could rent an awful lot of twatage...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (niZvt)

128 Ahh, quarter-sized hail hitting right now. Kansas in spring, can't beat it. And I also want to give a shout out to the Herms for making Becks Bier. Greatest beer in the fucking world.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (5KvzL)

129 The AK-47 on the bottom left fires chunks of potato, IIRC.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (KMBYh)

130 I keep thinking if I buy 3 tickets 4 will be the winner and if I buy 5, 6 will be.... so far I'm up to threehunderdt ninety four bought but hey ther's still tommra cause three hunderdt ninety five might be the WON!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (nonzP)

131 L Rob! Did not know you were a Husqy man!

See my reply upthread a tad, Thor is yearning for his old dirtbike days.....when he was just a tadpole and only 6 ft tall, I might add.

Not sure if he'll even fit on a newer bike. They seem small to me, although the one he wants is a 650, I think. Bit uit still looks small for a man of his girth.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)

132 125

So how do we get past the tipping point? And if we do, will they shut the fuck up?

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 10:46 PM (z9HTb)

133 Would they let you claim a pot that large anonymously?

Never, ever, ever sign their publicity waiver. And, don't even claim the thing until your spanky new lawyer has everything all sewed up for you. I think you have 180 days.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:46 PM (w407e)

134 Why are you people wasting your money on these lottery tickets?

The clerk told me I got the winner, give it up. Save your money, it's over.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at March 29, 2012 10:46 PM (hXJOG)

135 Becks Bier....Greatest beer in the fucking world.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (5KvzL) ummm...

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 29, 2012 10:46 PM (vpe0k)

136 The guy over at the Trimana rip-off joint where I mostly buy my tickets is just gobsmacked over this, it's really stressing him out. He said last Friday night, some lawyer came in at the last minute wanting 380 tickets. They offered to let him buy into their pool for 20 bucks, he was all, hell, no, I can't do 20 bucks.
If a lawyer wins, I will be so pissed.
Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:42 PM (w407e)

380 tickets? Holy crap.

Did you see the pictures of the lines this week in California? People from Nevada were driving over to buy tickets..
I bet the Canadians are driving over the border to buy tickets too.

My little cashier dude said they really need a lottery only line.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:47 PM (DGIjM)

137 Would they let you claim a pot that large anonymously?

Depends on the state, apparently. I'm thinking half a billion leaves a mark, however, and you'll be tracked down.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2012 10:47 PM (FcR7P)

138 back in the early 00's, I was the keeper of the pool when the Mega-thingie went over $200M... we threw down $280 at the time and "won" twelve bucks

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2012 10:47 PM (JMmQ9)

139 Would they let you claim a pot that large anonymously?

Where is the fun in that? I prefer the line of great southern comic James Gregory....begin the press conference with "The following people can kiss my rich fat ass..."

These days I think I would start with Spike Lee.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:47 PM (7utQ2)

140 Heh, saw this on twitter right before i came here -
Posted by: booger at March 29, 2012 10:44 PM (HI6wa)




They called themselves "climate specialists", that's code for Junior college graduate.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (5KvzL)

141 138 Becks Bier....Greatest beer in the fucking world.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (5KvzL) ummm...
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 29, 2012 10:46 PM (vpe0k)


Becks? Fuck that Shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!

Posted by: Dennis hopper at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

142 Speaking of leaking, does anyone follow SCOTUS enough to know if it's likely the results of their O-care vote will be leaked? Can Kagan and Sotomayor keep a secret, or will they spill the beans to Dear Leader?

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (orrLR)

143 Shrimp, I am IN California. It's crazy. It's all anybody can talk about. I went over to my very conservative bank to cash a check earlier and the dude asked me if I had my tickets. Well, yeah . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (w407e)

144 140
Would they let you claim a pot that large anonymously?



Depends on the state, apparently. I'm thinking half a billion leaves a mark, however, and you'll be tracked down.

I've never bought a lotto ticket, but even then, I'd figure a cash payout leaves you 40 percent if you're lucky.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (PWwbk)

145 Depends on the state, apparently. I'm thinking half a billion leaves a mark, however, and you'll be tracked down.

Not if you wait a few months, move to a different state, and have a lawyer handle the particulars.

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 10:49 PM (I2LwF)

146 Would they let you claim a pot that large anonymously?

Sure, and you can trust us with your forms. By the way, are you a registered Republican?

Posted by: IRS at March 29, 2012 10:49 PM (FcR7P)

147 Happy earth birthday to me! Happy earth birthday to me! Happy earth birthday, dear me! Happy earth birthday to me!

Posted by: zombie lenin at March 29, 2012 10:49 PM (6RnvM)

148 Kind of changes the image of having 3 carriers in the gulf, huh? If I
was a pilot ordered to intercept Israeli jets, I'm pretty sure I'd have a
technical fault that grounded the aircraft, even if I had to kick the
shit out of something.


If Obama gave that order, he would only carry DC in November.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:49 PM (7utQ2)

149 but if you're talking about how many relatives that are suddenly in your life, get plastic surgery and move to south america.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:49 PM (PWwbk)

150 Not a Husky rider, Tammy. Strictly Suzuki. Raced for about 9 years, not a scratch! Then in the last season, I torea knee up, broke my right thumb (twice, on the same track about a month apart), and cracked one of my lower vertebra. Mortality became a reasonable concept.

A 650 sounds about right; there's no replacement for displacement!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 10:50 PM (7yvLv)

151 Any Morons here have any inside info on Husqvarna motorcycles??
Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 29, 2012 10:10 PM (SsG4J)

I owned a 400 Husy motocross back in the 70's. Great bikes/

Posted by: robtr at March 29, 2012 10:50 PM (MtwBb)

152 I've never bought a lotto ticket, but even then, I'd figure a cash payout leaves you 40 percent if you're lucky.


Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (PWwbk)

It will be tough to make it on ONLY $240 mill. I'll try.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at March 29, 2012 10:50 PM (hXJOG)

153 Happy birthday, zombie lenin!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:50 PM (w407e)

154 How long do youn think you could last? That kind of money could rent an awful lot of twatage...
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (niZvt)

Hah! I have a plan. No more than one hooker from any nationality in a row. Add in the salary for a personal doc, cook and pilot for the Gulfstream and I should did broke and happy.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:50 PM (NVu2l)

155 I've never bought a lotto ticket, but even then, I'd figure a cash payout leaves you 40 percent if you're lucky.

Yeah, 216 million would suck.

Your glass there. It's half empty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:51 PM (7utQ2)

156 If I win, I will change a lot of things, but I will still drink the cheap-ass cowboy koolaid. Out of the can.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:51 PM (w407e)

157 A lawyer friend of mine won a $190 million Powerball in 2003. And yeah, he was already pretty well off. He never played the lottery but his secretary had asked him to buy her a ticket while he was out for lunch, so be bought one for himself. He quit his job and worked for our church for a year helping it buy and renovate an adjacent building. Put most of the money in trust funds for his kids.

Posted by: rockmom at March 29, 2012 10:51 PM (YPgCz)

158
If Obama gave that order, he would only carry DC in November.


Yeah. Pffft.

Posted by: Calichusetts at March 29, 2012 10:52 PM (vpe0k)

159 141 back in the early 00's, I was the keeper of the pool when the Mega-thingie went over $200M... we threw down $280 at the time and "won" twelve bucks

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2012 10:47 PM (JMmQ9)


Well at this point the expected value of a megamillions ticket is over a dollar. So if you already had a million or so dollars, it could be worthwhile to invest in lottery tickets.

Just hope that no more than one other person wins on friday.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 29, 2012 10:52 PM (pAlYe)

160 That Journalist chart is missing the qualifying term "high-powered" in front of each item.

Posted by: Spock grocks Glocks, but has relations with his 1911 at March 29, 2012 10:52 PM (jj2g1)

161 Peggy Noonan:
"The constitutional law professor from the University of Chicago didn’t notice the centerpiece of his agenda was not constitutional? How did that happen?"

Now she asks about the Won's academic bona fides?
Perhaps we should start by looking at some academic records?

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 10:52 PM (6Cjut)

162 146 Shrimp, I am IN California. It's crazy. It's all anybody can talk about. I went over to my very conservative bank to cash a check earlier and the dude asked me if I had my tickets. Well, yeah . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (w407e)

Its crazy here too.. the Indiana lottery is showing up at different stores int eh state tomorrow giving out free tickets..
That will be a mad house.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (DGIjM)

163 156
I've never bought a lotto ticket, but even then, I'd figure a cash payout leaves you 40 percent if you're lucky.




Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:48 PM (PWwbk)

It will be tough to make it on ONLY $240 mill. I'll try.


Invest it in Obama Nail Polish!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (PWwbk)

164 Husq's make mopeds? Stihl makes good chainsaws.

Why don't you put a Stihl engine on a Husq moped?

Posted by: Foggy Mountain Breakdown at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (LNb32)

165 Has there been any updates in the Great SoS Saga lately?

Posted by: kqb29 at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (hW7/O)

166 I won a hundred bucks on a scratch off. So, I probably used all of my luck up. Family wouldn't be a problem. I was just thinking of all the folks who would come out the woodwork for a "loan" or an investment in their half-cocked schemes.

Posted by: no good deed at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (mjR67)

167 but if you're talking about how many relatives that are suddenly in your life

Don't have many, but I think I'd set up trust funds for them. That way you can't blow it all in a year. Gives you a few years to figure things out.

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (FcR7P)

168 If I win that 600 million dolla lotto can I buy the Whitehouse and kick the Cousin Eddie clan out on their asses?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:53 PM (nonzP)

169 To all you potential Lottery winners out there I have 2 words for you:

Buffett Rule.

Oh and "I won"

Posted by: b.H.o at March 29, 2012 10:54 PM (2ocJB)

170 158 How long do youn think you could last? That kind of money could rent an awful lot of twatage...
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (niZvt)

Hah! I have a plan. No more than one hooker from any nationality in a row. Add in the salary for a personal doc, cook and pilot for the Gulfstream and I should did broke and happy.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:50 PM (NVu2l)


And a fluffer. Don't forget a hawt statuesque blonde Scandi fluffer that looks just like the Swedish receptionist that couldn't speak English in The Producers!

Posted by: Dennis hopper at March 29, 2012 10:54 PM (niZvt)

171 Happy birthday, zombie lenin!!!
Thank you, comrade Peaches. Would you pick up some ice for the party? I sent Zombie Trotsky out days ago but he's still not back.

Posted by: zombie lenin at March 29, 2012 10:54 PM (6RnvM)

172 Perhaps we should start by looking at some academic records?

Posted by: USA at March 29, 2012 10:52 PM (6Cjut)

You'd have better luck documenting Sasquatch's panty size . . . We are NEVER going to see that stuff.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:55 PM (w407e)

173 I've never bought a lotto ticket, but even then, I'd figure a cash payout leaves you 40 percent if you're lucky.


I figured it out today...

The cash option is 389 million. minus 28.4 % in taxes (what Indiana takes out) I have no idea what other states are.

You would get a check for $278,524,000.00 after taxes.

Holy crap.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:55 PM (DGIjM)

174 Nah it's not that 'oh poor me only has 200 mil to blow on hookers, cars and coke' i was more responding to what your jackpot gets whittled down to in any scenario.....

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 10:55 PM (PWwbk)

175 L Rob and robtr, why I am I not surprised you two are riders!

Thor never had a Husqy, I think he rode Yamahas and Osas. But Husq is working on a new bike that's modeled after the old school Malcolm Smith/Steve McQueen ones from back in the day.

I wouldn't need no stinkin' Mega Million ticket if I had a dollar for every time I have sat through On Any Sunday, trust me.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 10:55 PM (SsG4J)

176 If I took home 240 million I would invent a way-back machine and bring back Bon Scott, Keith Moon, Jimi Hendryx, Janis Joplin, Chris Farley, John Belushi, etc...and watch them invent a new way to self-destruct and die. I'm guessing they would last about a year.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 10:56 PM (5KvzL)

177 Oh Truman! Google both Christopher Hitchens and Mark Steyns' write-ups of Michelle's Thesis.

Both are beyond awesome.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 29, 2012 10:56 PM (TCTPY)

178 Buffett Rule.

My secretary will make more than me.

Or something. Until no one is paying attention anymore.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:56 PM (7utQ2)

179 I have the winning ticket and I'm in the process of spending it already!!!!! What's the eta on smod?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 10:56 PM (Nh5Ut)

180 This German guy goes into a chapel every day, lights a candle and prays, "Holy Marie, help me win the lottery". He does so every single day for twenty years. On the first day of the twenty-first year, he lights the candle and says his prayer, "Holy Marie, help me win the lottery".

The statue of the virgin comes to life, looks down at the German and says, "Give me a chance - buy a ticket!"

Bod-a-bing! Don't forget to tip yer waitress.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 10:56 PM (7yvLv)

181 Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:45 PM (nonzP)

That is precisely why I do quick picks. Couldn't stand it if I had a set of numbers I always played and they were the ones the times I didn't buy a ticket.

Gonna pick up 5 QP's tomorrow.

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 10:56 PM (rKcyp)

182 You would get a check for $278,524,000.00 after taxes.

Will my liquor store cash it?

Posted by: t-bird at March 29, 2012 10:57 PM (FcR7P)

183 $500M lottery payout

$300M after taxes

if you can't adequately "disappear" yourself on 1% of $300M, you haven't spent enough time thinking this through.

Posted by: AltonJackson will offer financial advice...for a cut at March 29, 2012 10:57 PM (JMmQ9)

184 Went with a couple of friends today to play the slots and won $70 so did I use up my good luck or am I on a roll and should buy the winning lottery ticket tomorrow?

Posted by: Retread at March 29, 2012 10:57 PM (joSBv)

185 Off, Hopper sock!

I'll be impressed if an OWS loon wins the $600 million and gives it all away to Teh Poor instead of becoming one of the Filthy One Percent.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:57 PM (niZvt)

186 Peaches did you get my message about gushka?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 10:57 PM (Nh5Ut)

187 Foggy Mountain Breakdown, y'all.

( music courtesy of the Scots-Irish, who aren't Irish at all and many aren't Scots, either ) English 'border' families and their culture, imported....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 10:58 PM (Dll6b)

188 165
Peggy Noonan:

"The constitutional law professor from the University of Chicago
didn’t notice the centerpiece of his agenda was not constitutional? How
did that happen?"

First of all DipShit wasn't a constitutional law professor he was an anti constitutional visiting lecturer and then a Community Rabble Rouser. He was a Black Panther without the uniform or billie clubs just a big goddam mouf, an inability to tell the truff and a bunch of liberal America haters promoting his sorry azz!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 29, 2012 10:58 PM (nonzP)

189 What's the eta on smod?

Hang on. I have to check the SMOD timer on my AK-47.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 10:58 PM (7utQ2)

190 just like the Swedish receptionist that couldn't speak English in The Producers!
Posted by: Dennis hopper at March 29, 2012 10:54 PM (niZvt)

Damn. I forgot the personal assistant. Hell, I might as well design some powered armor and live the full dream.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 10:59 PM (NVu2l)

191 Or of course take the annuity and budget your self off of 21 million a year for 26 years.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 10:59 PM (DGIjM)

192 I thought the Buffet Rule was to go back for more Sweet and Sour Pork and Kung Pao Chicken as much as you possibly can without puking?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 10:59 PM (niZvt)

193 "...but why
should we be expected to refer to Barbra Boxer perpetually as Senator Boxer even when she's no longer a senator?"


I vote we let her keep the "Senator" prefix. It's "Boxer" we retire. We call her Senator Imbecile. The military can call her Madam Imbecile.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (eHIJJ)

194 Shit just got peal.

Posted by: Liberty Bell at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (TTlQC)

195 Damn. I forgot the personal assistant. Hell, I might as well design some powered armor and live the full dream.

Yeah, but then Jeff Bridges and Mickey Rourke will try to kill you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (7utQ2)

196 I was stationed at Nellis AFB for over 2 years in the 80's, and the most money I ever won gambling was at our local Greyhound park. I took home $4800 bucks in a twin trifecta. All that time in Vegas, and didn't win anything more than rent money.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (5KvzL)

197 I fly a lot, so I'm pretty up on planes. I saw a plane I didn't even know existed at LaGuardia today. The Boeing 717.

Turns out is was designed by McDonald Douglas as the MD-95, but renamed after Boeing bought them. They built 156 of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (Why44)

198 On Any Sunday

Thor is obviously a man I could hang around with! Malcolm Smith; a classic.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (7yvLv)

199 192
I thought the Buffet Rule was to go back for more Sweet and Sour Pork
and Kung Pao Chicken as much as you possibly can without puking?



Don't forget dessert.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 11:01 PM (PWwbk)

200 Jumbo

I'm taking it all at once...budget schmudget

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 11:01 PM (Nh5Ut)

201 Or of course take the annuity and budget your self off of 21 million a year for 26 years.

Which, if you know who is reelected with be worth $5.16 in today's dollars in four years.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (7utQ2)

202 195 Damn. I forgot the personal assistant. Hell, I might as well design some powered armor and live the full dream.

Yeah, but then Jeff Bridges and Mickey Rourke will try to kill you.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (7utQ2)


On the upside, Angelena Joli might try to blow him to death.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (niZvt)

203 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)
I know nothing of this new retro husky.
I do know that an Italian company (Cagiva?)bought up the rights to the name some years ago. So, the bloodlines may not be all that might be expected.
I sold the "Widowmaker" to a vintage racer after it became apparent that I do not bounce as good as I used to, but got much good info and parts from www huskyclub.


Skoal!...er Ciao!

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (vWZa0)

204 Firsteen! Nobody can beat beat firsteen.

Random thoughts from a highly intoxicated brain --

I'm ready to volunteer for mutation duty. When I come out looking like Christina Hendricksm you will all be jealous. Three feet tall? Spinner.

The trolls last night were real liteweights. Not one stand up guy among them. Simpering whimpering pussies one and all. Raykon this especially applies to your weak ass. I want to troll fu you. But no, you suck as always.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (cHZB7)

205 I thought the Buffet Rule was to go back for more Sweet and Sour Pork

and Kung Pao Chicken as much as you possibly can without puking?



Don't forget dessert.


Thank you Dr. Pepper

Posted by: crazy Joe at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (2ocJB)

206 200 Jumbo

I'm taking it all at once...budget schmudget
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2012 11:01 PM (Nh5Ut)

Me too.

and at the big press conference I am announcing 2 million to the republican nominee to fight the war on conservative women because Bill Maher is an idiot.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:03 PM (DGIjM)

207 Michelle and the girls are on vacay again? Dang, must be nice.

Posted by: caunotauarius at March 29, 2012 11:03 PM (SHvfC)

208 Thor is obviously a man I could hang around with! Malcolm Smith; a classic.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 11:00 PM (7yvLv)

I do believe you'd like him, L Rob; I like him a lot myself, as it turns out!
We go to Malcolm Smith's shop in Riverside now and then, just for thrills.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:04 PM (SsG4J)

209 Thanks, Ktgreat!

Posted by: Truman North at March 29, 2012 11:04 PM (I2LwF)

210 You Swedish tease!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2XdG8oF3sM

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 11:05 PM (6RnvM)

211 207
Michelle and the girls are on vacay again? Dang, must be nice.

Posted by: caunotauarius at March 29, 2012 11:03 PM (SHvfC)

Always remember, if you were around them it would be so excruciating it would not matter where you went.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 11:05 PM (PWwbk)

212 207 Michelle and the girls are on vacay again? Dang, must be nice.
Posted by: caunotauarius at March 29, 2012 11:03 PM (SHvfC)


Schrewing is hard work.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:05 PM (niZvt)

213 142 - My guess is that the White House already knows the results.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 29, 2012 11:05 PM (Why44)

214 Posted by: Roland THTG at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (vWZa0)

Thanks for the info! And I am glad you sold the damn thing, they scare me to death. But the man wants one, and I can't deny him. Thankfully, they're still in production. I was wondering if anyone had a release date...

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:06 PM (SsG4J)

215 Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 10:41 PM (orrLR)

True enough, that's certainly a couple who can be counted on to abuse their power.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (tD5no)

216 The real Buffet rule is to not stick freshly cooked meat into the chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Golden Corral at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (5KvzL)

217 On the upside, Angelena Joli might try to blow him to death.
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (niZvt)

You aren't helping. I think she's the hottest woman on earth. Now, all I have to do is invent room temp fusion. But, what a motivator Angelina is. I'm on it.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (NVu2l)

218 Has everyone seen that drunk guy singing bohemian rhapsody in the back of the cop car?

I would like that Canadian moron to identify himself.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (DGIjM)

219 If I win I will buy a hospital and open it only to conservatives with no health insurance. Fuck Obamacare!

Posted by: rockmom at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (YPgCz)

220 Funny. from Twitter:


@Karl Rove RT @AHMalcolm Leno: Looks like Obama now expects the Supreme Court to throw out his healthcare plan. Today he started calling it Bidencare.

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (rKcyp)

221 216
The real Buffet rule is to not stick freshly cooked meat into the chocolate fountain.


what is that, like a quadruple entendre?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (PWwbk)

222 The trolls last night were real liteweights. Not one stand up guy among them. Simpering whimpering pussies one and all. Raykon this especially applies to your weak ass. I want to troll fu you. But no, you suck as always.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:02 PM (cHZB7)


Yeah raykon finally got his big blog break - a chance to show off his wit, intellect, and knowledge of song lyrics to the moron horde.

But what he came up with was just sad, disjointed suckitude.

So he's back to being officially oppressed.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 29, 2012 11:08 PM (pAlYe)

223 Tammy, maybe Thor could get a quad?

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 11:08 PM (z9HTb)

224 8:30 Saturday night, fire up all your light bulbs, crack open a cold one, make a toast to Maaaaa'mmm Boxer, crank UP those gingrich speakers and pet rock out!

Posted by: Deli LLama at March 29, 2012 11:08 PM (uv9eO)

225 "Because nothing you hear will have that same effect on you as the fresh
exciting sounds of your youth, it will become harder and harder to get
fired up about new music. Your musical taste will therefore stagnate,
regardless of how on top of the trends you were at 17."

Bull crap. Much of the Rock-N-Roll I loved as a teen, I find trivial and tiresome now. The trendy rap/disco I hated then, I still hate. Dance, psytrance, ambient, and other styles typically associated with psychedelics are my sirens of choice now. Even pop western, which didn't exist 20 years ago, is the bomb. Those neurochemist punks need to get off my lawn... and onto my dance floor.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 29, 2012 11:08 PM (eHIJJ)

226 218 Has everyone seen that drunk guy singing bohemian rhapsody in the back of the cop car?

I would like that Canadian moron to identify himself.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:07 PM (DGIjM)


You think it's andycanuck?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:09 PM (niZvt)

227
On the upside, Angelena Joli might try to blow him to death.


There are worse things that can happen to you.

Posted by: Louis XVI at March 29, 2012 11:09 PM (5KvzL)

228 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 10:55 PM (SsG4J)

Tell Brother Thor I have a 1974 Ossa 250 Desert Phantom in my basement.
See if he commences to drooling.
I sold the Husky and am now restoring a Maico 490.

The Crazy.
It's forever.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 29, 2012 11:09 PM (vWZa0)

229 227


On the upside, Angelena Joli Michelle Obama might try to blow him to death.


There are worse things that can happen to you.


Nothing could be worse than that

Posted by: crazy Joe at March 29, 2012 11:10 PM (2ocJB)

230 Maet, I think you should make troll chumming a regular feature. It highlights the trollpatheticity even more than a normal ONT.


That's right, patheticity. I invented the term.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 11:10 PM (7yvLv)

231 disco sucks; disco sucked; disco will suck; disco will be sucking...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:11 PM (Dll6b)

232 "Because nothing you hear will have that same effect on you as the fresh exciting sounds of your youth, it will become harder and harder to get fired up about new music. Your musical taste will therefore stagnate, regardless of how on top of the trends you were at 17."
This is nonsense.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2012 11:11 PM (TTlQC)

233 You think it's andycanuck?
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:09 PM (niZvt)

possible.
Its someone living the moron lifestyle,thats for sure..

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:11 PM (DGIjM)

234 We can do something better - raze the launch site.

Japan will intercept N Korean rocket if necessary

http://tinyurl.com/7jhxxeh

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 11:11 PM (UR5vq)

235 That cocksucker Letterman isn't worthy of that talent. And I hate fucking bluegrass .. Damn they could pick though...

Posted by: Vaitguy at March 29, 2012 11:12 PM (7PAlh)

236 disco sucks; disco sucked; disco will suck; disco will be sucking...


Yes it did, but fapping to Donna Summer rocked.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, a teen during the disco era at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (5KvzL)

237 I haz cookies. Anybody want one?

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (w407e)

238 Can't find time to waste on here. Busy wasting it on other things. Can you imagine?

Surely this one has already been noted? Just thought I'd make sure.

Jane Fonda will play Nancy Reagan in new film
http://fxn.ws/GZAwvf

Oh, hahaha, that Onion! It just gets more absurd all the time... oh, wait...

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (lBpVP)

239 And y'all are nuts. This is the most beautiful blonde that ever lived:

youtube.com/watch?v=Gyw5US4NiHA

Monika Schnarre

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (NVu2l)

240 Roland, you got his attention! Drool commencing. He says his was a mere Pioneer. He told me to tell you Ossa is coming out with new Enduros.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (SsG4J)

241

Yay, congrats, I am sick with envy . . . where you headed?


Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:32 PM (w407e)
Aridzona, and looking forward to it.Thanks to all the morons for your support. I'm a Californian, and love California, but detest what it's become, and resolved that I'd be damned if me and mine were going to stay here and get reamed out paying for a socialist utopia.We signed the papers today ... we're high on stress, but looking forward to the future.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (Y3xtU)

242 Roland, you could just keep the OSSA, but the Maico is pretty cool. The 490s didn't come out until after I "retired" but I always wanted one. Closest I ever got was having my hearing tested on a Maico machine. I think they also made sewing machines.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 11:13 PM (7yvLv)

243 The "sex'iest video you will see tonight! http://tinyurl.com/6wnpnvu

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2012 11:14 PM (GULKT)

244 Husqvarna also makes sewing machines.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:15 PM (SsG4J)

245 >>>It's Tough To Be Green These Days

Avenge me!!!

Posted by: Algore at March 29, 2012 11:15 PM (F8FE8)

246 Jane Fonda will play Nancy Reagan in new film


Let me guess, Jane's character plays a crazy old bat who reads Tarot cards and hates her hubby. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, a teen during the disco era at March 29, 2012 11:15 PM (5KvzL)

247 I haz cookies. Anybody want one?


Peaches, when I win, I'll fly out to get cookies in person.

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (z9HTb)

248 239
And y'all are nuts. This is the most beautiful blonde that ever lived:



youtube.com/watch?v=Gyw5US4NiHA



Monika Schnarre


Her boobs look mismatched.

and her sharp elbows!!!

mind you i'd still hit that, but not with the weird guy with the glowing plate on his head watching......

Posted by: rick in MB at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (2ocJB)

249 Congratulations. I hope to follow in your footsteps soon. The Bay Area, she is a pretty gal, but hang out with her for a time, and you start to notice the smell of rot.
Posted by: Splunge at March 29, 2012 10:36 PM (2IW5Q)
Yup. I grew up in the Bay Area, and went to grad school there, but I turned down a number of jobs there. It's no place to raise a family, and no way to live, being pissed off all the time and out of step with everybody else.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (Y3xtU)

250 Jay, enjoy Arizona...that state is pretty nice...especially if you like guns.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (PWwbk)

251 142 - My guess is that the White House already knows the results.
--

Then we may be able to detect how it goes from his behavior. I said this on an earlier thread - if Barky and his surrogates go full demagaguery on SCOTUS, he knows he lost. But if he suddenly becomes all mature and insists everyone chillax until they release their findings, all the while going full bore on implementing o-care, we are scrooged.

Oh, and whether or not they call it Obamacare or go back to the Affordable Care Act. Last night I read some statements by an admin spokesman and over and over he called it the ACA. Really backing away from associating O with it.

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 11:17 PM (orrLR)

252 Did ya'll hear that 13 year old who was outed by ABC.. his mom is now saying the kid didnt see anything.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:17 PM (DGIjM)

253 @243: "Gatorade for Hangovers"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt)

254 disco sucks; disco sucked; disco will suck; disco will be sucking...

Yes, we all say this now, but back in the mid-70s, even for an unrepentent hard-ass like me, there was major fun to be had dancing to that shit. Plus, the Bee-Gees are eminently listenable to this day. They were really excellent.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:18 PM (w407e)

255 Congrats, Jay. Arizona is gorgeous.

Dang, I wish I lived somewhere pretty!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:19 PM (DGIjM)

256 252 Did ya'll hear that 13 year old who was outed by ABC.. his mom is now saying the kid didnt see anything.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:17 PM (DGIjM)

Sounds like ABC did a good job of shutting the kid up.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:19 PM (niZvt)

257 They were really excellent.

Yeah, but.

They didn't start out "disco". Some really nice tunes in their early days.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 11:20 PM (7yvLv)

258 Peaches did you enjoy some more of the most dysfunctional survivor cast ever yesterday?

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2012 11:20 PM (GULKT)

259 JJShrimp, his mom is probably terrified for both of them to be associated with that scene in any way, shape or form...thanks, MFM.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 11:20 PM (PWwbk)

260 Peaches, when I win, I'll fly out to get cookies in person.


Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (z9HTb)

I'll send the plane for you. Because, as I've already said, Shrimp and I are splitting it. It's a done deal . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:20 PM (w407e)

261 Sounds like ABC did a good job of shutting the kid up.
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 29, 2012 11:19 PM (niZvt)

Either they are scared to death or.. mama is sticking up for her own kind.

I think I would trust what was said that night to police when it was just a neighborhood crime over what is said now with all this stuff going on.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:21 PM (DGIjM)

262 Not me. The cops don't catch me when I'm out drunk and naked disorderly.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 11:22 PM (6RnvM)

263 I used to refer to something I couldn't think of the name of as a 'thing-a-majig' or a 'do-dingle,' but now I know better.

AK-47!

Thanks AoSHQ for puttin' me some f'ing knowledge!

Posted by: Jade Sea at March 29, 2012 11:22 PM (6kE8K)

264 Peaches did you enjoy some more of the most dysfunctional survivor cast ever yesterday?

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2012 11:20 PM (GULKT)

As much as I was thrilled to have the flaming asshole gone, it wasn't really that compelling. The most amazing thing to me is that fuckin' "Tarzan" is a plastic surgeon! He seems dumber than a bag of hammers. Too funny.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:22 PM (w407e)

265 I just found out I own an AK-47! That's awesome, thanks Maet!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 29, 2012 11:23 PM (/izg2)

266 Ya know, I could take Martinizing to a whole new level with one of those AK-47s...

Posted by: George Zimmerman at March 29, 2012 11:23 PM (qYpH0)

267 mind you i'd still hit that, but not with the weird guy with the glowing plate on his head watching......
Posted by: rick in MB at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (2ocJB)

I'd hit that like a train going over an unconcious hobo. I'd hit that like Fat Man hit Nagasaki. (roll with it),

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:23 PM (NVu2l)

268 Thanks for the ONT, Maet. Excellent as usual. Good night, morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 29, 2012 11:23 PM (7yvLv)

269 we threw down $280 at the time and "won" twelve bucksPosted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2012 10:47 PM (JMmQ9) Still a better investment than Obammy's doubling down on Solyndra.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (GjDnP)

270 And if they aren't mislabeled as an "AK-47", the guns are ubiquitously labeled as "assault weapons".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (UR5vq)

271 Night L Rob!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (SsG4J)

272 Jay, enjoy Arizona...that state is pretty nice...especially if you like guns.
Posted by: model_1066 at March 29, 2012 11:16 PM (PWwbk)
Guns are OK (we don't own any, but I took the whole family to a shooting range a while ago, and they all loved it), but what we really enjoy is freedom. That, and the feeling that we're not regarded as the wretched refuse of the earth because we're law-abiding, taxpaying, fiscally responsibleAmerican citizens.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (Y3xtU)

273 I agree with ya, Peaches! I loved dancing to Disco! I had a minimum wage job and couldn't afford to go out all that often, but my GFs and I went out as much as we could.

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (rKcyp)

274 Keep yer powder dry.

Hard to drink Tang that way.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (qd1uf)

275 Oh, brb, one of the kittehs just downloaded an AK-47 into the litter box . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (w407e)

276 Michelle won't divorce Barack, because there are too many perks. They'll just have an "agreement" and each look the other way.
Posted by: Alex at March 29, 2012 10:23 PM (tlK1P)


you mean as they do now?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 29, 2012 11:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

277 I'll send the plane for you. Because, as I've already said, Shrimp and I are splitting it. It's a done deal . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:20 PM (w407e)

we will send a private plane!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:25 PM (DGIjM)

278
255Congrats, Jay. Arizona is gorgeous.


Dang, I wish I lived somewhere pretty!
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:19 PM (DGIjM)
Thanks, Jumbo. Arizona is beautiful, it's patriotic, and it has spring training. Yay!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 11:25 PM (Y3xtU)

279 Joseph Wheelan, author of Mr. Adams's Last Crusade, about Adams' last 17
years in the House-he died in the Capitol- says that during that entire
time this man of many titles was known simply as "Mr. Adams



I thought they always referred to John Quincy as "the Adams kid".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2012 11:26 PM (X3lox)

280 As much as I was thrilled to have the flaming asshole gone, it wasn't really that compelling. The most amazing thing to me is that fuckin' "Tarzan" is a plastic surgeon! He seems dumber than a bag of hammers. Too funny.
Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:22 PM (w407e)


Yeah, they're just so bland and uninteresting for the most part. I just want to see the bitch that wears the "Powergirl" top gone and then I really don't care for any of the others. What's amazing to me is that she's a special ed teacher. After seeing her behavior why in the hell would you ever want someone like that teaching any kids.

Its like they just decided to have no personalities this time. They had their gay guy, dumb girl, and midget and apparently they thought that would make it good.

Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2012 11:26 PM (GULKT)

281 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson's powder is dry at March 29, 2012 11:26 PM (JMmQ9)

282
Good evening, good people. Back to seasonal weather here and all the ice cream freaks are sitting on the benches eating their soft ice cream in their winter coats, looking a bit puckered about it.

I'll wait a while.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (SAMxH)

283 Oh, brb, one of the kittehs just downloaded an AK-47 into the litter box . . .



You know they have the automated ones now, I had a couple of them and they work pretty well. Helps break that power kitteh has over us humans.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (/izg2)

284 Greatest rock song of all time (defend your choice) --

I vote for Free's All Right Now

1. Four piece band....quit padding your efforts posers. I'll settle for less.
2. Bass beat.....you can identify this song from the bass line.
3. Vocals......can you understand the lyrics? Yeah? Explain what the fuck they are talking about in Highway To Heaven. That's what I thought.
4. Under 5 minutes -- personal preference is my defense.
5. Guitar solo rocks -- duh. If this ain't on your list then blow me.

Now go ahead and defend YOUR choice.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (cHZB7)

285 I spent my late 30s/early 40s stocking my CD collection with Sinatra, Bennett, Torme...no room for Fleetwood Mac here.

Posted by: packsoldier at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (9tLNI)

286

Me, I’m seeing potential for an album—The Freewheelin’ George Zimmerman—on which he covers some of his dad’s tunes, such as:

It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)

Only a Pawn in Their Game

If Dogs Run Free

We Better Talk This Over

You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere

Man on the Street

Baby, Let Me Follow You Down

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (Dll6b)

287 The complete Journalist's Guide to Firearms at the link. Remember, if it ain't an AK-47, it's a Glock.

http://tinyurl.com/7lfmj3j

Posted by: Country Singer at March 29, 2012 11:29 PM (PxSRq)

288 ( stolen from Amnation ) ----Robert Zimmerman is George's father

for you young folks, Bob Dylan is Robert Zimmerman

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:29 PM (Dll6b)

289 My wife just bought me a fly-fishing kit:

Shit just got Creel.

Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:29 PM (uGQ4X)

290 Thanks, Jumbo. Arizona is beautiful, it's patriotic, and it has spring training. Yay!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 11:25 PM (Y3xtU)

It will feel good being in a red state.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:30 PM (DGIjM)

291 Now go ahead and defend YOUR choice.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (cHZB7)

Immigrant Song: Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:30 PM (NVu2l)

292 More valves tonight. Yay

Posted by: Zakn at March 29, 2012 11:30 PM (aGZ1e)

293 286



Me, I’m seeing potential for an album—The Freewheelin’ George Zimmerman—on which he covers some of his dad’s tunes, such as:


It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)


Only a Pawn in Their Game


If Dogs Run Free


We Better Talk This Over


You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere


Man on the Street


Baby, Let Me Follow You Down



How about "I shot the Sheriff"

Posted by: rick in MB at March 29, 2012 11:30 PM (2ocJB)

294 My wife just bought me a fly-fishing kit:Shit just got Creel.
Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:29 PM (uGQ4X)

What color skirt did she get you?

Posted by: robtr at March 29, 2012 11:31 PM (MtwBb)

295 Posted by: buzzion at March 29, 2012 11:26 PM (GULKT)

Yeah, it's really teh suck this season, but I still kinda watch it. My all-time fave was Russell Hantz. Never a Boston Rob fan and still question Ace's affinity for him. They're gonna have to ramp it back up for the next round or they're toast.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:31 PM (w407e)

296 Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:18 PM (w407e)

=== I said that when I first saw disco in 1971, Peaches. Sayreville, New Jersey; lighted floor, the whole works. Sucked

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:31 PM (Dll6b)

297 Greatest rock song of all time (defend your choice):

Roxy Music - Re-make Re-model

It just is.


Roxy Music - Mother of Pearl is one of the best ever, too, but most might not call it "rock".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2012 11:32 PM (X3lox)

298 Now go ahead and defend YOUR choice.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:27 PM (cHZB7)

Anything by AC/DC

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:32 PM (DGIjM)

299 What color skirt did she get you?

Not sure yet. She said I have to wait till my birfday.

Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:33 PM (uGQ4X)

300 Layla--yes, I said it: Layla. The whole package, right there.

or anything by Ginger Baker's Air Force ( but only if you're very very stoned )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:33 PM (Dll6b)

301 Although Stevie Ray Vaughn's Couldn't Stand The Weather is just too easy to listen to over and over ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2012 11:34 PM (X3lox)

302 291 Immigrant Song: Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:30 PM (NVu2l)

I'm not seeing any defense here.

Then again, I'm not seeing very well at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:34 PM (cHZB7)

303 seriously, 'Satisfaction' by, ladies and gentlemen, The Rolling Stones

Apres ca, le deluge

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:35 PM (Dll6b)

304 What color skirt did she get you?
Shit just got teal.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 11:35 PM (6RnvM)

305 or anything by Ginger Baker's Air Force ( but only if you're very very stoned )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:33 PM (Dll6b)

Get the fuck out. Thatt isn't even Seger's best song. Her Strut was his best. You Phillistine.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:35 PM (NVu2l)

306 Shit, I want some veal.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 11:36 PM (UR5vq)

307 How about "I shot the Sheriff"


Posted by: rick in MB at March 29, 2012 11:30 PM (2ocJB)
----- "I shot the skittles"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:37 PM (Dll6b)

308 Evening roonz and roonettez! Can't stay long, gotta be up early to meet the club for VIR tomorrow. What's going on?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:37 PM (yh0zB)

309 Oh-long Johnson!

Posted by: Faith Hill at March 29, 2012 11:37 PM (kwAf2)

310 Now go ahead and defend YOUR choice.


As good as your case is, it doesn't persuade me to like the song. Music is subjective.

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 11:37 PM (z9HTb)

311
My daughter was just stung by a wasp while taking a shower....evil incarnate.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 29, 2012 11:37 PM (7u0xh)

312 My favorite Bob Seger song is Sunspot Baby.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2012 11:38 PM (4q5tP)

313 Bob Seger The Silver Bullet Band ~¢¾~ Her Strut

youtube.com/watch?v=SgPESWOkTvU

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:38 PM (NVu2l)

314 311
My daughter was just stung by a wasp while taking a shower....evil incarnate.
Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 29, 2012 11:37 PM (7u0xh)

awwww.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:38 PM (DGIjM)

315 Best Rock n Roll anthem[/] is Rock n Roll, by Led Zeppelin, of course.


What about best guitar solo?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:40 PM (SsG4J)

316 I love anything by Bob Seger.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:40 PM (DGIjM)

317 Made a baking soda poultice and made her chew up an antihistimine. I expect her lips to swell up any minute.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at March 29, 2012 11:40 PM (7u0xh)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:40 PM (SsG4J)

319 hehehehehehehehe.

And you can quote me.

Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:40 PM (uGQ4X)

320 Bob Seger------"Turn The Page."

That is all.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 11:41 PM (5KvzL)

321
I love anything by Bob Seger.

Yeah, that old fucker knows how to fire it up. Her Strut is really one of his best, I agree.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:41 PM (w407e)

322 "Yummy yummy yummy, I got love in my tummy"

1968 or thereabouts. ----- Far out ----- groovy

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:42 PM (Dll6b)

323 Found out you can buy a box of microwaveable White Castle sliders in the frozen foods section at the local Winco!

Shit just got meal!

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 11:42 PM (rKcyp)

324 Bob Segar FTW!!! Used to sing Segar tunes with a local band when I lived in Florida...long time ago...my favorite Segar tune is Against The Wind.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:42 PM (yh0zB)

325 Oh man. Wife comes home Saturday.

Happier than Barney Frank parachuting into a corn field.


Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:43 PM (uGQ4X)

326 RedIron1066 commented on a Youtube Earl Scrugs clip, "We all know the first thing God said to Earl was 'Hey, can you do a little Foggy Mountain Breakdown for me?'"

Posted by: Looking Glass at March 29, 2012 11:43 PM (2J6Jv)

327 eh. Seger, rather.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:43 PM (yh0zB)

328 What about best guitar solo?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:40 PM (SsG4J)

Eddie Van Halen -- Eruption solo.

youtube.com/watch?v=-3EOWw2Dijg

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 29, 2012 11:43 PM (NVu2l)

329 Fire Down Below is my favorite song about Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:43 PM (uGQ4X)

330 310 >> As good as your case is, it doesn't persuade me to like the song. Music is subjective.

So very true fluffy. I'm just stirring the pot so to speak. And expressing my views. Also, I doubt anyone is going to name a rock song along my lines that I don't like.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (cHZB7)

331 PBS' ZOOM show theme was the best ditty of all time. I think those researchers are on to something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (eHIJJ)

332 Yeah, that old fucker knows how to fire it up. Her Strut is really one of his best, I agree.
Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:41 PM (w407e)


We are buying him when we win the lotto.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (DGIjM)

333 Ooh, some Michelle-doggin' upthread. Do you think she'll be screechin' all over Barack after the White House, Why can't you get out there and make money like Bill Clinton you one-term, box-checking, boney-ass loser!?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (Yr8UG)

334 Time for the old folk. Y'all need to say a prayer that stinking bit of fecal matter known as Obamacare is relegated to the shitheap with tomorrow's decision.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (SAMxH)

335 ...but I did not shoot no apple juice.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (6RnvM)

336 If any of the moron/ette horde after winning the mega millions jackpot requires the services of a discreet, professional, experienced aircraft/helicopter mechanic with twenty plus years of experience to see to the needs of their private jet/helicopter fleet I might know someone who fits that description. Ive got a killer set of tools as well.

Posted by: helofixer at March 29, 2012 11:45 PM (YI/d8)

337 "I feel like I'm fixin to die rag" by Country Joe and the Fish

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:45 PM (Dll6b)

338 Sister's '80 Mustang coupe, listening to "Her Strut" on the 8 track, the separation for the dueling guitars never sounded so sweet...I haven't heard a system set the two apart quite as well since then. Watch her strut now!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:45 PM (yh0zB)

339 335 ...but I did not shoot no apple juice.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 11:44 PM (6RnvM)

Shit just got peel

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:45 PM (DGIjM)

340 I'm buying a new baseball bat tomorrow.
Shit just got seal.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2012 11:46 PM (6RnvM)

341 don't ask me, I don't give a damn
next stop is Vietnam.........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:47 PM (Dll6b)

342 I wish I could like Eddie more. I appreciate his talent, but.......he doesn't move me.

I judge my guitar solos by the degree to which they inspire me to want to.....dance.


I guess I like my rock a little bluesier.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:47 PM (SsG4J)

343 329 Fire Down Below is my favorite song about Sandra Fluke.

Coincidentally, it's also a Seagal movie, *barf*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 11:47 PM (UR5vq)

344 Also, I doubt anyone is going to name a rock song along my lines that I don't like.


Larks Tongues in Aspic - Part III


Got Ginger Baker's Air Force on YouTube right now.

Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2012 11:47 PM (z9HTb)

345 I'm really digging Chris LeDoux's "Horsepower" too, but it's not a rock song. Then again, cowboys like a little bit of rock n' roll.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:48 PM (yh0zB)

346 Cortez just finished off the last of the Aztecs ...

Shit just got wheel.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2012 11:48 PM (X3lox)

347 Posted by: helofixer at March 29, 2012 11:45 PM (YI/d

You will be my first call, buddy. No helos, though, fixed wing only.

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:48 PM (w407e)

348 I'm on a Calista Flockhart kick.

Shit just got Beal.

*kidding*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 11:49 PM (UR5vq)

349 Damn, I'm glad I checked...sifty beat me to shit just got Creel on his behalf!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:49 PM (SsG4J)

350
I wish I could like Eddie more. I appreciate his talent, but.......he doesn't move me.


Can't lick a damn stamp anymore either.

Posted by: Valerie Bertinelli at March 29, 2012 11:49 PM (5KvzL)

351 Tragedy today in LA, as model Heidi Klum killed her former husband when she mistook him for an intruder using her swimming pool.


Bitch just shot Seal!

Posted by: E! News at March 29, 2012 11:50 PM (F8FE8)

352 Actually, I have to change my vote to

ZZ Top, La Grange

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2012 11:50 PM (X3lox)

353 You will be my first call, buddy. No helos, though, fixed wing only.


Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:48 PM (w407e)


I might know an old retired Navy guy who was an avionics tech...communications, navigation, stuff like that...just saying...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:50 PM (yh0zB)

354 Valerie, that was baaaaaaad!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:50 PM (SsG4J)

355 Just got back from the dentist and the novacaine is wearing off:

Shit just got Feel.

Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:51 PM (uGQ4X)

356 Cortez just finished off the last of the Aztecs ...


Not all of them. Couple of 'em did my roof a year ago.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 11:51 PM (5KvzL)

357 GGE, you won't have to work, I'm gonna make you my gigolo . . . Well, at least I hope it won't be "work"

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:51 PM (w407e)

358 Can't lick a damn stamp anymore either.

Shit just won't seal!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:51 PM (SsG4J)

359 Lunchtime at Occupy Wall Street

Shit just got meal.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2012 11:51 PM (X3lox)

360 Well, at least I hope it won't be "work"


Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:51 PM (w407e)


Sounds more like play to me...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:52 PM (yh0zB)

361 "You don't fix helos, son. You just fly 'em 'til they crash. Fixin' don't do shit."

( advice / philosophy overheard circa 1972, II Corps

Posted by: former UH 1-H BadAss at March 29, 2012 11:52 PM (Dll6b)

362 Cain't hold it back any longer. [holds up lighter]

Freebird!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2012 11:52 PM (4q5tP)

363 ZZ Top and (Every girl crazy 'bout a) Sharp Dressed Man!"

Posted by: Theresa at March 29, 2012 11:53 PM (rKcyp)

364 Alec Baldwin is going shoe shopping.

Shit just got meel.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 29, 2012 11:53 PM (UR5vq)

365 So tomorrow will make it a week since the SCOAMF told us what his pretend son looks like

Now that his celebrity pals and race arsonist friends in the MBM have whipped up a lynch mob, isn't it kind of the job of the POTUS to speak out to remind folks that we have the rule of law here?

I suppose that's too much to ask of someone whose background is agitating rather than crisis resolution and problem solving

Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2012 11:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

366 My niece is a gymnast...

This shit just got cartwheel.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:53 PM (DGIjM)

367 Watching Monty Hall on the TV.


Shit just got deal.


(it's not as funny if I have to explain it)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:53 PM (yh0zB)

368 The clock on the wall is melting.

Shit just got surreal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2012 11:53 PM (xKC/c)

369 Led Zep? They borrowed a lot. That doesn't mean I don't like them....hey zeus, I own all their albums. I just wouldn't pick one of their songs on top.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:54 PM (cHZB7)

370 Hi Tammy!

Bye, Tammy!

And the rest of you morons, I guess.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 29, 2012 11:54 PM (I/cLr)

371 I saw a snake swimming in the ocean.


Shit just got eel.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:54 PM (yh0zB)

372 DC, WTH? Why you doin' fly-by all the time????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:54 PM (SsG4J)

373 Why did my little brother just get slaughtered.

Shit just got veal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 11:55 PM (5KvzL)

374 Shit just got squeal.

Posted by: Ned Beatty (in the woods) at March 29, 2012 11:55 PM (F8FE8)

375 all Santana songs sound the same, and last too long. ---- Jingo forever....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 29, 2012 11:55 PM (Dll6b)

376 Cookin' up some scaloppini.

Shit just got veal!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2012 11:55 PM (4q5tP)

377 You should reconsider peaches. after all its so easy to pop into the chopper and lift off the back end of the yacht to go for a days shopping in St Tropez.

Quick aside a couple of years back one of Microsoft's wunderkind had his yacht in New Orleans for some event...Yacht is an understatement. this thing could have been classified as a corvette or a frigate in some navies. Anyhoo the chopper that lived on the boat needed some maintenance so they flew it our shop. I met the mechanic and helped him do what needed to be done. What a frigging dream job. He follows the yacht around the world making sure the aircraft is ready to go and fixes the minor stuff and arranges with local service providers for anything he cant handle by himself. I tried to stuff my fat ass into the baggage compartment for the ride back to the boat but they found me out. Fuckers.

Posted by: helofixer at March 29, 2012 11:56 PM (YI/d8)

378 Gnu, totally agree. They borrowed a lot, but I do think Rock N Roll is the ultimate anthem.

Not necessarily the greatest song, just the perfect representation of the genre.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 29, 2012 11:56 PM (SsG4J)

379 Shit just got Seal.

Posted by: CAC, out clubbing at March 29, 2012 11:56 PM (CT+aH)

380 I only hate one shade of blue.

Shit just got Teal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 29, 2012 11:57 PM (5KvzL)

381 My son is sick so I went to get some medicine for him...


Shit just got antidirreal

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:57 PM (DGIjM)

382 Those bastards at the Temple are overcharging for sacrificial animals.

Shit just got zeal.

Posted by: Jesus at March 29, 2012 11:57 PM (UR5vq)

383 There was an explosion in the blue paint factory.


Shit just got teal.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 29, 2012 11:57 PM (yh0zB)

384 Shit just got heeled.

Posted by: hot moronette (BIRM) making use of her stompy boots at March 29, 2012 11:57 PM (F8FE8)

385 Close to 400 comments and its not even 10 o'clock? Slow down!! My eye balls are catching on fire!

Posted by: GMB at March 29, 2012 11:58 PM (kPe9l)

386 Just saw a '93 Volvo for just $1000.

Shit that's a deal.

Posted by: CAC at March 29, 2012 11:58 PM (CT+aH)

387 Best rock song--Gimme Shelter

Best driving song--Radar Love

Posted by: texette at March 29, 2012 11:58 PM (zt3lR)

388 Sorry, Tammy, stoopid day shifts. Lucky me, I have a night shift tomorrow. Followed by a day shift on Saturday. It's a good thing I make this princely salary...

*switches to optimist mode*

*goes to see if Cougar is still awake*

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 29, 2012 11:58 PM (I/cLr)

389 My bacons went cold

Shit just got congeal

Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 11:58 PM (w407e)

390 May I point out that you all sound zanier sober than I do drunk.

However, in the morning I will be sober again (to paraphrase a great Churchill insult).

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 29, 2012 11:58 PM (cHZB7)

391 I suppose that's too much to ask of someone whose background is agitating rather than crisis resolution and problem solving
It's been a busy week for him, what with betraying the Israeli's and selling out us and our allies to the Ruskies. Plus the backflip of simultaneously defending O-care while distancing from it, and praising Vermillivanilli before sending him under the bus. No time to stomp out fires. I mean, he's barely had time for golf.

Posted by: Mayday at March 29, 2012 11:59 PM (orrLR)

392 I think I will make some cornbread...

Shit just got cornmeal.....

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 29, 2012 11:59 PM (DGIjM)

393 *optimist mode off*

Cougar asleep. Boo, Cougar. Yay, beer!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:00 AM (I/cLr)

394 I was the "perfect" one for the job.

Shit just got ideal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:00 AM (5KvzL)

395 Tube Snake Boogie.

Posted by: ZZ Top at March 30, 2012 12:00 AM (7u0xh)

396 Obamacare?

shit just got repeal

Posted by: Peaches at March 30, 2012 12:00 AM (w407e)

397 DC, we miss you, but I'm sure Cougar likes you on days better. Have fun!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:00 AM (SsG4J)

398 I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!

Shit just got Beale.

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (rKcyp)

399 Opened the toilet lid.

Shit just got revealed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (xKC/c)

400 Just bought some bananas.

Shit just got a peel.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (snRY5)

401 Going to the spa tomorrow:

Git my face a Peel.

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (uGQ4X)

402 329 Fire Down Below is my favorite song about Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: sifty at March 29, 2012 11:43 PM (uGQ4X)


Shit just got gonorrheal

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (DGIjM)

403 I was watching FoxNews this morning . Bill Hemmer was moderating a debate between Monica Crowley and some goofy ass lib on the role of Obamacare and the church regarding paying for contraception. The lib said Because the economy is bad sex is the only thing people can do and the church should pay for their contraception. The look on Hemmer's face was priceless. For the record, Hemmer attended a Catholic high school here in Cincinnati. You could tell he was royally pissed at the idiot. To be fair I think the lib was trying to be funny but it fell flatter than cow piss on a flat rock.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (JKNDp)

404 Well, shoot, DC.....I guess you won't be having any fun, then.



texette, that is one of Thor's favorite road trip songs!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (SsG4J)

405 I used to play guitar for Journey.

Shit just got Neal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:01 AM (5KvzL)

406 hi all
i'm pissed off

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (7FadD)

407 My bowel movement formed a melting clock.


Shit just got surreal.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (CT+aH)

408 Somebody convinced a judge that I didn't get a fair trial.

Shit just got appeal.

Posted by: jailed criminal, also trying too hard at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (snRY5)

409 Well, that's it for me, going to Virginia International Raceway tomorrow to wear out some tires for Ronald McDonald House.


http://tinyurl.com/ckgng9a


Shit is gonna get squeal!


Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (yh0zB)

410 Wazzup, cj????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (SsG4J)

411 Reached into the coral. Shit, i got an Eel!

Posted by: Cousteau's ghost at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (7u0xh)

412 I have to go fixa toilet seat. Life isn't always exciting.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (JKNDp)

413 387 >> Best driving song--Radar Love

I will easily second this one. It's sure to add at least 10 mph to your speed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (cHZB7)

414 Hi chemjeff:

What be the Deal?

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:03 AM (uGQ4X)

415 Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:02 AM (7FadD)

What's wrong?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 30, 2012 12:03 AM (UR5vq)

416 Fire??

Shit won't melt steel!

Posted by: Rosie O at March 30, 2012 12:03 AM (SsG4J)

417 sad that Skrillex is what people think of when they think of dubstep. Luckily that corpse had been dead for awhile now before him and his broheims fucked that shit up.

more sub, less wub

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (M8yfa)

418 just generalized pissed-off-ness
got a ton of work to do

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (7FadD)

419 Shit just got feel.

Posted by: walking through TSA screening at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (F8FE8)

420 Hi ChemJeff..

Whats up?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (DGIjM)

421 Texette, Radar Love is a great song! Kept playing it on CD when I drove from CA to WA when I moved back home. It's an awesome driving song.

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (rKcyp)

422 Cut on my hand still bleeding.

Shit just gotta heal.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (snRY5)

423 Nah, y'all are plenty of fun. Not relatively, of course.

But I'm not nearly clever enough to join in this new HQ meme. I shall watch and chuckle instead.

Y'all are some truly funny [curse word involving carnal relations with you mom]

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:04 AM (I/cLr)

424 My cock head has a weird puss-filled bump.

Ghonoreal.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:05 AM (5KvzL)

425
Yep. My 12-year old looks like Angelina Jolie now. Freakin' wasp.

Posted by: Cousteau's ghost at March 30, 2012 12:05 AM (7u0xh)

426 Best unappreciated song: J. Geils Band-Angel In Blue

youtube.com/watch?v=q4YhOCnxADw

Maybe it is just me. My first wife was a stripper. Hey, I went in the Navy at 17, I had a lot to learn.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 12:05 AM (NVu2l)

427 Just sitting here, everything's so mellow.

Shit just smoked a banana peal.

Posted by: CAC perfers his Milkmen to be non-living at March 30, 2012 12:06 AM (CT+aH)

428 387 >> Best driving song--Radar Love... or maybe "Panama" ... crank it up and the traffic usually parts ...

Posted by: Arbalest at March 30, 2012 12:06 AM (KMBYh)

429 Bending a glass tube.

Shit just got annealed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2012 12:06 AM (xKC/c)

430 Ate and fucked a dead boy.

How surreal.

Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (5KvzL)

431 I am watching the news....


Shit just got newsreel....

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (DGIjM)

432 god bless the Japanese, this game is actually real

trailer
http://tinyurl.com/c2zdp7t

how you can customize the animals
http://tinyurl.com/br8p3wx

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (M8yfa)

433 Shit just got Seal.



Posted by: CAC, out clubbing

#340 Beat you to it, CAC.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (6RnvM)

434 Posted by: Peaches at March 29, 2012 10:32 PM (w407e) Aridzona,
and looking forward to it.Thanks to all the morons for your support.
I'm a Californian, and love California, but detest what it's become, and
resolved that I'd be damned if me and mine were going to stay here and
get reamed out paying for a socialist utopia.We signed the papers today
... we're high on stress, but looking forward to the future.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 29, 2012 11:13 PMJust hope you're not going to Tucson, you'll be getting California politics without a nice ocean breezeI miss the Golden State, but I know I can never go back as long as lefty loons keep getting elected there. I don't imagine the problem will reverse itself in my lifetime

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (Y+DPZ)

435 Used to work at a movie theater:

Shit's got three reels.

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (uGQ4X)

436 There isn't a single bad track on Beelzebubba, by the way.

Posted by: CAC at March 30, 2012 12:08 AM (CT+aH)

437 We need to knock this shit off for real.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:08 AM (SsG4J)

438 My daughter was just stung by a wasp while taking a shower

What was the wasp doing taking a shower?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2012 12:09 AM (4q5tP)

439 427 Banana peels don't do shit.

Whomever invented that lie needs to be beaten with a sharp garden hoe.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2012 12:09 AM (cHZB7)

440 Spit wasn't real!

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart to lying sack of shit Congressman at March 30, 2012 12:09 AM (F8FE8)

441 I cannot believe some people are negative about a lottery win!

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:09 AM (uhPd1)

442 Gonna' pull my pants down......

And take it in the rear.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (5KvzL)

443 Better see a doctor Samuel..so your penis does not fall off

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (uhPd1)

444 I knew I shouldnt have drank that milk...


shit just got lacteal

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (DGIjM)

445 A buddy is having complications after a hernia operation. He is constipated, bloated and he didn't piss for 3 days so he just got a second catheterization. Being the considerate friend I am I am going to put together a gift pack. A hunk of rope to bite when they take the catheter out, a electronic fart sound generator to inspire him to get his business done and a picture of Rosie O'Donnell 's cameltoe should he start to get a hardon while the catheter is in. An further suggestion? Keep it simple and cheap. It is only a gag after all.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (JKNDp)

446 If any morons need some belly laughs, read the comments on the Smug thread with the couple in the tiny house

I sure needed them

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (Y+DPZ)

447 Best Rock and Roll song?
Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran http://tinyurl.com/23moolx
Best Version?
The Who - 'Live at Leeds' http://tinyurl.com/3r3ba34

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (TTlQC)

448 How did a dude like Barney Frank stay in power so long?

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:10 AM (uhPd1)

449 Headin' for the boat.

Shit just got keel.


And I'm done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2012 12:11 AM (xKC/c)

450 Hey Kids,

I've ridden in an AK-47 before. Shocks weren't so good and the radio was fuzzy.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 12:11 AM (ufJKx)

451 Bought something off the TV for $19.95 plus S and H.

Shit just got Popeil.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2012 12:11 AM (4q5tP)

452 Ate and fucked a dead boy.


Pillage, then burn!

Posted by: viking supervisor at March 30, 2012 12:11 AM (z9HTb)

453 Where is spock tonight?

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:11 AM (uhPd1)

454 I like Breakfast...


Shit just got oatmeal....

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:12 AM (DGIjM)

455 How that elephant got in my pajamas, I'll never know!

Shit just got paraprosdokianeal!

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:12 AM (rKcyp)

456 427
Just sitting here, everything's so mellow.



Shit just smoked a banana peal.

Posted by: CAC perfers his Milkmen to be non-living at March 30, 2012 12:06 AM

You didn't pick that out of our "toilet", did you?

Posted by: Shack hippies in Colorado at March 30, 2012 12:12 AM (Y+DPZ)

457 uhPd1

Troll alert. Do not respond.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:12 AM (I/cLr)

458 I see Live Science has an article on how conservatives are evidencing less belief in Big Science (TM). They are somewhat even handed, but studiously avoid mentioning the elephant in the room.

Namely, that there is a proven "conspiracy" of leftwing "academics" to use ginned up global warming theory to advance leftist goals, and that the broader scientific community has done little to address the most serious crises in science since at least the 30s (Aryan "science" then).

http://tinyurl.com/7o62hoq

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2012 12:13 AM (3aXbg)

459 PV = nRT

Shit just got ideal.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 30, 2012 12:13 AM (qd1uf)

460 The comedy minds here could make a really funny show. Provided you kept us all form going batshit insane with all the money those dorks make.

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:13 AM (uGQ4X)

461 98
If I hit the Mega Millions, you will likely never see me around again.

But I will give Ace enough money to buy a second squirrel for the server.
*******************
I would give him enough to hire someone competent to clean up the years-old formatting problem. We had better, on Usenet.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at March 30, 2012 12:13 AM (SV4OI)

462 Cold night in Colorado

Shit just got congeal

Posted by: Shack hippies in Colorado at March 30, 2012 12:14 AM (Y+DPZ)

463 Played a nerdy black guy.

Shit, my name's Jameel.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:14 AM (5KvzL)

464 Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:14 AM (5KvzL)


Oops, Jaleel.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:15 AM (5KvzL)

465 I picked up some TulAmmo from WalMart.

Shit case got steel.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at March 30, 2012 12:15 AM (0d0K7)

466 Mets front office at work

Shit just got deal

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 12:15 AM (Y+DPZ)

467 If make a comment, does it have to rhyme with "real"?

Because this one doesn't.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:16 AM (I/cLr)

468 Ran out of meds

Shit just got mercurial.

Posted by: derit at March 30, 2012 12:16 AM (FQlFL)

469 459 >> PV = nRT

Math alert! Fall down and kneel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 30, 2012 12:17 AM (cHZB7)

470 No, DC, but can you rhyme it with "orange?"

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:17 AM (rKcyp)

471 Just landed another Trout
Shit just got creel.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 12:17 AM (TTlQC)

472 Oh lord, that was bad. Bad, bad, bad. I think the moral of the "Midnight Chronicles" movie is, don't make your favourite fantasy novel your first effort in direction.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 30, 2012 12:17 AM (QTHTd)

473 DC is a Troll

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:17 AM (uhPd1)

474 Damn xylophone broke.


Shit just got glockenspiel.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)

475 Stabbed by a Cave Troll but I don't care
Shit just got Mithril.

Posted by: Frodo at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (TTlQC)

476 #176

Robert Silverberg did that story in the 80s. Time travel project steals wildman 17th Century composer from his death bed and cures his ailments. He falls in with a bad crowd, becomes modern pop superstar and ODs on stage in about a year.

Posted by: epobirs at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (kcfmt)

477 "see Live Science has an article on how conservatives are evidencing less belief in Big Science (TM)."

Why would you trust scientists? They change their minds every five years.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (NVu2l)

478 BB King's on stage

Shit just got Lucille.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (qd1uf)

479 Eating disorders suck.

Missed too many meals.

Posted by: Karen Carpenter at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (5KvzL)

480 No, DC, but can you rhyme it with "orange?"

Or silver?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (SsG4J)

481 School's out

Shit just got steal

Posted by: Trayvon Memorial Flash Mob at March 30, 2012 12:18 AM (Y+DPZ)

482 I told the troll to shove it's comments up it's @ss.

Shit just got perineal.

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:19 AM (rKcyp)

483 Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 30, 2012 12:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

484 467 If make a comment, does it have to rhyme with "real"?

Because this one doesn't.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:16 AM (I/cLr)

Thats ok.. cause the shit around here is congenial

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:19 AM (DGIjM)

485 What is a cave Troll?

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:19 AM (uhPd1)

486 A fountain of decadence just solved the Lament Configuration.

That soul's fate is sealed.

Posted by: Pinhead at March 30, 2012 12:19 AM (UR5vq)

487 DC's probably gonna take that chance and wake Cougar up.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:20 AM (SsG4J)

488 Bank got robbed

Shit just got Neil

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at March 30, 2012 12:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

489 Weld all day, dance all night, shit just got Beals.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 12:20 AM (ufJKx)

490 yankeefifth!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:20 AM (SsG4J)

491 jc!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:21 AM (SsG4J)

492 What up?

Shit just got Steele.

Posted by: former head of the RNC at March 30, 2012 12:21 AM (F8FE8)

493 I was in the shower, got soap in my eyes, when the phone rang. I answered the Iron...

Shit just got Seal.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 12:21 AM (TTlQC)

Posted by: Developers! Developers! Developers Developers at March 30, 2012 12:21 AM (Aaxiu)

495 Heidi Klum is single again...

Shit got rid of Seal

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 30, 2012 12:22 AM (snRY5)

496 Why would you trust scientists? They change their minds every five years.
***
Actually, that's the problem. They don't. Science is not about trying to knock holes in established theories to create better ones anymore.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2012 12:22 AM (3aXbg)

497 Brain can't candle dopamine as we get older? So the brain just declines?

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:22 AM (uhPd1)

498 from 18-1's article:

"We use science because it has this objective point of view or credibility to figure out which policy to use ...

NO IT DOESN'T, YOU FUCKING RETARDS

"science" doesn't have any objective point of view on policy whatsoever. And if you think it does, it is only because you are imposing your personal beliefs onto what "science" says.

"Science" might say that chlorofluorocarbons catalytically destroy ozone. "Science" DOES NOT SAY that the "objective" thing to do is to ban all CFCs.

fucking asshole sociologists

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:22 AM (7FadD)

499 I polish Reggie's knob.

With complete zeal.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (5KvzL)

500 Scientists think they know nearly all

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (uhPd1)

501 Had a good Spring Break?

Shit just got venereal.

Posted by: derit at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (FQlFL)

502 This shit got real game feels like a game of Scrabble

Shit just got Queel

(Do Star Wars words count?)

Posted by: George Lucas at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

503 Memorial March for Little Trayvon tomorrow.

Downtown.

Whitey got some shit we're gonna steal!

Posted by: Brothers in da Hood at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (JP5GC)

504 Steve Ballmer Rocks the Link

http://tinyurl.com/yd76rz

Posted by: Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! at March 30, 2012 12:24 AM (Aaxiu)

505 The world is only 2000 years old. Evolution is false

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:24 AM (uhPd1)

506 Just hope you're not going to Tucson, you'll be getting California politics without a nice ocean breezeI miss the Golden State, but I know I can never go back as long as lefty loons keep getting elected there. I don't imagine the problem will reverse itself in my lifetime

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 12:07 AM (Y+DPZ)


Yeah, we'd gathered that liberalism had metastized to .the Tucson area, so we're looking at the Phoenix area. I'm a bit worried that AZ will succumb to the liberal infestation before I die, but we've got to move somewhere. Sounds silly right now, but if 40 years ago you'd told me CA would be liberal infested I'd have laughed.

I too doubt that CA will recover in my lifetime. Sad, really. I grew up here, moved after grad school, and lived all over this country and Europe before moving the earth to come back here to live out my days. So I hate to leave, but can't stay, either.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:24 AM (Y3xtU)

507 459
PV = nRT

Shit just got ideal.



PVm/RT = 1 + B/Vm + C/Vm^2 + D/Vm^3 + ...

Shit just got virial

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:24 AM (7FadD)

508 JJS, that doesn't count! Unless you say "con-jean-e-eel" in normal conversation

Tammy, if I woke her up now, she would do terrible things to me. But not the good kind.

I'll see your "silver" and raise you a "purple"

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:24 AM (I/cLr)

509 Bob Seger The Silver Bullet Band- Travelin' Man/Beautiful Loser

youtube.com/watch?v=nRf4ikfeXYA

This really is great.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 12:24 AM (NVu2l)

510 Just saw spring break in Alabama on TV. A guy was french kissing a dog..

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:25 AM (uhPd1)

511 Science is not about trying to knock holes in established theories to create better ones anymore.

That's not true.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:25 AM (7FadD)

512 Hey MissT --

hope things are going well.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 12:25 AM (ufJKx)

513 Shit just got allele!

Posted by: doing some genetic engineering at March 30, 2012 12:26 AM (F8FE8)

514 503
Memorial March for Little Trayvon tomorrow.



Downtown.



Whitey got some shit we're gonna steal!

Posted by: Brothers in da Hood at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (JP5GC)

Hide yo' Skillets! Hide yo' Eyez Tee

Posted by: That guy who steals candy from babies in Red October at March 30, 2012 12:26 AM (Aaxiu)

515 I used to live in the liberal Chicago region...people in chicago retire in Arizona

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:26 AM (uhPd1)

516 @498

Well said, chemjeff.

Civilians always tend to impute more to science than warranted. Facts are facts; policies involve the convolution of facts with values.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:26 AM (Y3xtU)

517 I'm hunting wabbits

Shit just got weal

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at March 30, 2012 12:27 AM (Y+DPZ)

518 501 Had a good Spring Break?

Shit just got venereal.
Posted by: derit at March 30, 2012 12:23 AM (FQlFL)

man, I am sorry to hear that...

Shit just got chlamydial

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:27 AM (DGIjM)

519 Best rock song?

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

Primordial.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2012 12:27 AM (4q5tP)

520 The Marshall Tucker Band - Take The Highway is a great song from a overlooked band.

Posted by: Umbrella Corp. at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (wbyfw)

521 Jay congratulations on your impending move

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (7FadD)

522 Jc, y5, if Robert, cthulhu and bean show up, we'll have a full house....someone post boobeh pics.

With boats. And tentacles.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (I/cLr)

523 Unfortunately far too many "scientist's" go in the direction their funding comes from these days. I don't think we're even smart enough now to land a man on the moon.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (5KvzL)

524 jc, all is well, thank you! Snow melting for you yet?

DC, the key is to just wake her half way up. I'd go into more detail, but I'd get banned. Thor has it down pat.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (SsG4J)

525 I am afraid to Mention Trayvon to my black co workers..they are making it racial..and will think I am racist if I want the facts. I work in a place like the movie "Office Space"

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (uhPd1)

526 #284

I unapologeticly detest that song. The epitome of the one-hit wonder that should have a decade moratorium on its play. The initial chords are an automatic change the station for me.

Say, invention idea. A radio you can teach which songs you hate and upon detecting them automatically jumps elsewhere in the presets.

Posted by: epobirs at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (kcfmt)

527 The world is only 2000 years old. Evolution is false
***
Actually, I'm pretty sure its 51.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (3aXbg)

528 Just saw spring break in Alabama on TV. A guy was french kissing a dog..


Might have been his sister.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:29 AM (5KvzL)

529 ( . Y . )

OK, I took care of the boobehs. Someone else has got the boats and tentacles.

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:29 AM (rKcyp)

530 With any luck at all, shit will be repealed.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 12:29 AM (ufJKx)

531 PVm/RT = 1 + B/Vm + C/Vm^2 + D/Vm^3 + ...

Ah, a p-chemist. Shit just got Neel.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:29 AM (Y3xtU)

532 Science is crap these days.

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:29 AM (uhPd1)

533 Stephen, same thing where I work. Due process is racist apparently.

Posted by: Umbrella Corp. at March 30, 2012 12:30 AM (wbyfw)

534 Boy are vegans mad at what Starbucks did to their strawberry Frappuccinos.

Shit just got cochineal.

Posted by: sistrum at March 30, 2012 12:30 AM (AyryN)

535
That's not true.
***
Do you *really* believe that the primary motivating force behind Big Science in the US is real science anymore?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2012 12:30 AM (3aXbg)

536 A,2,3,4,5

Beat it, thats a wheel!

Posted by: Guy at the Hold-em Table at March 30, 2012 12:30 AM (JP5GC)

537 (h/t Gateway Pundit)

Here's what a real war on women looks like:

Father Slaughters Daughter “Like a Sheep” After Finding Photos of US Actors on Her Phone

http://tinyurl.com/7c5pkdo

Posted by: Pinhead at March 30, 2012 12:30 AM (UR5vq)

538 A guy was french kissing a dog.

Shit just got bestial

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:31 AM (SsG4J)

539 Tammy, you must be a different sort of gal than Cougar. I've tried it before. Only black eye I ever took without swinging back. Lesson learned. Now, in the morning, just before the alarm goes off.....

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:31 AM (I/cLr)

540 Best Rock Song?

Down to the Waterline - Dire Straits


meh. I'm a mellow rocker these days.

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:31 AM (uGQ4X)

541 Jay congratulations on your impending move

Thanks, chemjeff.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:31 AM (Y3xtU)

542 Civilians always tend to impute more to science than warranted. Facts
are facts; policies involve the convolution of facts with values.
***
Interestingly, whenever science is conflated with morality, it ends badly. Godwin level badly.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2012 12:31 AM (3aXbg)

543 ya know I am really sick and tired of the social so-called "scientists" - they are wanna-be pretenders, who think that if you take Statistics 101 and present yourself as a haughty stuck-up snob with a Ph.D. and tweed jackets, then that gives you the right to call yourself a "scientist"

true scientists don't set out with some moralizing vision to try to create some bullshit utopian world

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:32 AM (7FadD)

544 Chemjeff, your rant at 498 or so was fucking epic. Love it.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:32 AM (I/cLr)

545 Science has a "star" system that rivals Hollywood.

If you have a theory whose evidence strongly disproves an established canon and their acolytes are still alive, they won't look objectively at your evidence

They'll do anything and everything to discredit you, because their livelihood depends on the status quo, even if it's bullshit


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

546 524
jc, all is well, thank you! Snow melting for you yet?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (SsG4J)


===========


major slop fest going on today. tomorrow is expected to be wet to mostly yucky.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (ufJKx)

547 yeah,,,true chemjeff

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (uhPd1)

548 I want a cock taco

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (uhPd1)

549 major slop fest going on today. tomorrow is expected to be wet to mostly yucky.


TWSS

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (uGQ4X)

550 And the same for 543.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (I/cLr)

551 Now, in the morning, just before the alarm goes off.....


Mmmm, mmmm, good! I still like to be about half sleepy, though.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (SsG4J)

552 Eco "Scientist" #1: Be sure to hide the decline?

Eco "Scientist #2: Shit just got concealed!

Posted by: East Anglia emails at March 30, 2012 12:34 AM (F8FE8)

553 ugh, jc, that's the worst part of Spring.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:34 AM (SsG4J)

554 I want a taco

How you doin'?

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 30, 2012 12:34 AM (TTlQC)

555 473 DC is a Troll

Bzzzz. WRONG. Hevis definitely not a troll

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 30, 2012 12:35 AM (DV+3r)

556 ""Science has a "star" system that rivals Hollywood.

If you have a
theory whose evidence strongly disproves an established canon and their
acolytes are still alive, they won't look objectively at your evidence

They'll do anything and everything to discredit you, because their livelihood depends on the status quo, even if it's bullshit""




Like archaeology, they keep shoveling the same old shit because the grant money goes poof if their horseshit is proven wrong.

Posted by: Berserker at March 30, 2012 12:35 AM (FMbng)

557 I want to discuss science business with chemjeff.
Things just got Niels.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2012 12:35 AM (6RnvM)

558 Good dong..you?

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:35 AM (uhPd1)

559 Bers! BeBe!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:36 AM (SsG4J)

560 Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:28 AM (uhPd1)


My neighbor is a 61 year old black woman. She asked me what I thought about the whole Trayvon bullshit today. I told her that it is nothing more than a fucking diversion to try and gin up a controversy that shouldn't exist. I asked her how she felt about the 49 black shootings in Chicago over the St. Patricks day weekend and she suggested that no one cares. I told her that people do care with the exception of the usual outrageously outraged. She agreed 100 percent. This shit is striking a nerve.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:36 AM (5KvzL)

561 Only scientist i really know is weiner-stein

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:36 AM (uhPd1)

562 551 Now, in the morning, just before the alarm goes off.....
Mmmm, mmmm, good! I still like to be about half sleepy, though.

sure, Cougar doesn't wake all the way up until the alarm is about to go off. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:36 AM (I/cLr)

563 Democratic Dialog - a poem supposedly from an R representative from Ohio in 1949:

Father, must I go to work?
No, my lucky son.
We're living now on Easy Street,
on dough from Washington.

We've left it up to Uncle Sam,
so don't get exercised.
Nobody has to give a damn--
we've all been subsidized.

But if Sam treats us all so well,
and feeds us milk and honey,
please daddy, tell me what the hell
he's going to use for money?

Don't worry, bub, there's not a hitch
in this here noble plan--
He simply soaks the filthy rich
and helps the common man.

But Father, won't there come a time
when they run out of cash,
and we have left them not a dime
when things will go to smash?

My faith in you is shrinking, son
you nosy little brat!
You do too damn much thinking, son
to be a Democrat!

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 12:36 AM (rKcyp)

564 557
I want to discuss science business with chemjeff.
Things just got Niels.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2012 12:35 AM (6RnvM)

Do it quickly, then, and don't Bohr us.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2012 12:36 AM (xKC/c)

565 Do you *really* believe that the primary motivating force behind Big Science in the US is real science anymore?

Yeah I do, actually. It is "real science" that follows the funding priorities of government agencies, granted, but it is still science. Political agenda driven pseudoscience like "climate science" is more the exception than the rule. Funding agencies explicitly reward big transformative ideas that have a sound scientific basis. Yes they are ideas that are more likely to be in "green energy" than in nuclear energy research but they are still scientifically valid ideas.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:37 AM (7FadD)

566 ya know I am really sick and tired of the social so-called "scientists" - they are wanna-be pretenders, who think that if you take Statistics 101 and present yourself as a haughty stuck-up snob with a Ph.D. and tweed jackets, then that gives you the right to call yourself a "scientist"

But only if you've got elbow patches on the tweed jacket.

I especially like liberals who accuse me of being anti-science, and/or ignorant of science. Would a list of my doctoral students influence their views?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:37 AM (Y3xtU)

567 Oh yes indeed, DC..... I DKWYM!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:37 AM (SsG4J)

568 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNfpPKoTHZs

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at March 30, 2012 12:38 AM (Aaxiu)

569 I don't even talk to any black people abt trayvon..they are not going to change no matter what i say to them. I find people generally do not change as they get older...so i say nothing. If i speak up they just call me racist. And a turtle lover. Which is true - I do love to love on my turtles.

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:38 AM (uhPd1)

570 Bers, how's the neck on the Les Paul coming along?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:38 AM (SsG4J)

571 I especially like liberals who accuse me of being anti-science, and/or ignorant of science. Would a list of my doctoral students influence their views?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:37 AM (Y3xtU)

The same ones who ignore biology when it comes to abortion?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:39 AM (DGIjM)

572 Mark Steyn has a unique name for "Earth Hour" - "The Hour of Power".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 30, 2012 12:39 AM (UR5vq)

573 Bers, bebe! Howdy!

Thanks for defending my honor, bebe. It's only mad because I pointed out its trollness earlier. Projection.

By the way, I like your new addendum to your nic. IIRC, some jackass was calling you "tits" a few days ago, trying to pick a fight. Am I right, or making shit up again?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:40 AM (I/cLr)

574 The Greentards started off using the wrong color as everyone knows the only GREEN is the Mean Green Fighting Machine... USMC.. (not mudder earf friendly)

Pink or yellow would have played out much better for them.. 'sup Horde...
King turd arrives tomorrow to pander bucks...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 12:40 AM (KZLoo)

575 If i speak up they just call me racist.

They're going to anyways. They just need an excuse.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 30, 2012 12:40 AM (xKC/c)

576 Les Paul's neck?

Shit just got funereal.

Posted by: derit at March 30, 2012 12:41 AM (FQlFL)

577 Exactly Blanco..so i just dont talk to negative people. Negative people generally stay negative. So how about a little anal fire, Scarecrow!

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:41 AM (uhPd1)

578 545
Science has a "star" system that rivals Hollywood.

If you have a
theory whose evidence strongly disproves an established canon and their
acolytes are still alive, they won't look objectively at your evidence

They'll do anything and everything to discredit you, because their livelihood depends on the status quo, even if it's bullshit




Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 12:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

There is some truth to this but IMO the "rebels" who are ostracized for challenging the established order tend to be either (a) cranks who shouldn't be listened to anyway, or (b) generally unsavvy people who don't mind picking fights when it's not necessary.
Like in all things there is a "formal" way to do things and an "informal" way. The formal way is to challenge the established order in the open literature and start a war. The informal way is to have discussions outside of the open literature with the leaders in the field, at conferences at the like, and you make your case that way.
Yes there are some real assholes in science just like in every field but most of the ones I have come across have actually been quite reasonable and willing to listen to unorthodox ideas.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:41 AM (7FadD)

579 If i speak up they just call me racist.


So, speak up anyway. It's better than kissing their ass. If they call you racist then call them pussies or cowards. By not speaking up, you are giving in and surrendering. You don't have to start the conversation, but it they start it never be afraid to express your thoughts. The real racists want you to be afraid to speak up.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:42 AM (5KvzL)

580 I would rather be anywhere in the world than Vegas right now.

Heard from son on Facebook that he lost a friend to an IED attack in a convoy vehicle. Two more friends are seriously injured. One may not make it.

I hate this world right now. Wish I could hug our son.

Those of you who believe and pray, please do so tonight for a young man and his family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2012 12:42 AM (PJ+vx)

581 Is it raykon or cat piss?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:42 AM (SsG4J)

582 554 I want a taco

Hey y'all, here I am!

Posted by: Britney Spears at March 30, 2012 12:42 AM (DV+3r)

583 hey bean!!

Now, where is Robert? cthulu? Gushie? I be gettin' sleepy....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:43 AM (SsG4J)

584 It's not a Bohr the way I Teller.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2012 12:43 AM (6RnvM)

585 Jane, they are all in my prayers, always.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:43 AM (SsG4J)

586 Big Prayers going up for the D'oh Boy and all of his buddies.

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:44 AM (uGQ4X)

587 >>>554 I want a taco

Back off, Britney and Helen. I just payed $3000 for some contraception and I'm getting my money's worth tonight!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 30, 2012 12:44 AM (F8FE8)

588 @228 I sold the Husky and am now restoring a Maico 490.
The Crazy.
It's forever.

I raced on a Maico 400 back in 1976. I would have won everything but everybody rode one.

Posted by: Cassanova at March 30, 2012 12:44 AM (lpWVn)

589 Tammy, ....*thinks it over*. Ok, let's stop now, before the banhammer has to come out.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:45 AM (I/cLr)

590 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2012 12:42 AM (PJ+vx)


That sucks! You and your son are in my thoughts.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:45 AM (5KvzL)

591 Do it quickly, then, and don't Bohr us.

yes indeed, I wasn't Born yesterday you know...

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:45 AM (7FadD)

592 Awww, Jane.

Prayers said.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:45 AM (DGIjM)

593 w days ago, trying to pick a fight. Am I right, or making shit up again?

You're right. He actually called me St tits.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 30, 2012 12:45 AM (DV+3r)

594 Hey MissT,, I think Roberts off work tonight and I'm missing his boat 'n boobeh pics...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 12:46 AM (KZLoo)

595 Jane D'oh oh man that's awful

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:46 AM (7FadD)

596 But are you a Schwinger, chemjeff?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2012 12:47 AM (6RnvM)

597 Ok, let's stop now, before the banhammer has to come out.

Sad but true. And you don't even have Robert around for boobeh pics tonight!

bean, if he's off, his ass oughtta be here with US, damn it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:48 AM (SsG4J)

598 Jane, sorry to hear this. Best wishes to your son, to his wounded comrades, and to all of our troops in harm's way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:48 AM (Y3xtU)

599 He actually called me St Tits.

That's actually kind of a cool nickname. Wish somebody would call me cool stuff.


Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:48 AM (uGQ4X)

600 Samuel...why should i get myself all stressed out trying to reason with people who won't change? It is insane.
They win if they get me all worked up.

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:49 AM (uhPd1)

601 well, I stalk you on Twitter, sifty, ain't that cool enough???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:49 AM (SsG4J)

602 Sandy, you didn't pay one red cent for birth control and we all know it.

Bean, have fun with the traffic.

Jane, prayers for D'oh boy.

Tammy, could be raykon, definitely not cat piss.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:49 AM (I/cLr)

603 No Britney..not that kind of Taco..I mean a taco with beans and lettuce.

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:50 AM (uhPd1)

604 Do it quickly, then, and don't Bohr us.

'Cause it's not polite to Jahn.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:50 AM (Y3xtU)

605 god, this really has to be one of the saddest defenses for Romney


Well, as you document so well, almost all of his flip-flops took place prior to 2007.

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 12:50 AM (M8yfa)

606 Good night all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 30, 2012 12:50 AM (DGIjM)

607 It seems rather lucid for raykon.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:50 AM (SsG4J)

608 I dont kiss ass to the racists..i just accept there is a zero percent chance they will ever change

Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:51 AM (uhPd1)

609 Night, Shrimpy!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:51 AM (SsG4J)

610 I appreciate every stalker, everywhere.


Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:51 AM (uGQ4X)

611 596
But are you a Schwinger, chemjeff?


Schwinger? Only when I Euler!

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:51 AM (7FadD)

612 Goodnight, JJS!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:51 AM (Y3xtU)

613 good night Shrimps

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 12:52 AM (7FadD)

614 Night, JJS!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:52 AM (I/cLr)

615 Schwinger? Only when I Euler!

Good that you know your (La)place.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 30, 2012 12:53 AM (Y3xtU)

616 Okay, I don't think Gushie and veeka are gonna show before I fall asleep, but please pass along my hellos, if they do stop by.


Night all, sleep sweet!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 30, 2012 12:53 AM (SsG4J)

617 his ass oughtta be here with US

We can only excuse him if he's out looking at some other gender's part "that ougtta be here" MissT.... but he coulda sent pic links via a proxy,, simply no excuse for that..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 12:54 AM (KZLoo)

618 Goodnight all. Thanks for the laughs.

God Bless and I hope weasels don't eat all your oatmeal.

Posted by: sifty at March 30, 2012 12:54 AM (uGQ4X)

619 I don't think it's raykon either, maybe some new species? I've been calling it "uhpud" because it's too stupid to change its hash, but it changes socks five times a day.

It loves dropping three word comments like raykon, but also tries to bait people into a conversation like one of our good trolls, like palinsteele.

We need a scientist! Not you chemjeff. Someone who knows Science! /sarc

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:55 AM (I/cLr)

620 Not Nier enough, chemjeff.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 30, 2012 12:55 AM (6RnvM)

621 Night, Tammy!

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:56 AM (I/cLr)

622 I'm left sitting here in Vegas in the early hours of the night, grieving for our son's friend.

Must drink more and go to bed.

Those of you left here who pray, please pray for my kid's killed friend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (PJ+vx)

623 Nite Tams sweet dreams of riding your huskavarna

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (KZLoo)

624 Posted by: Stephen at March 30, 2012 12:49 AM (uhPd1)


You won't change their mind, but you just need to stand your ground with your convictions. Like I said before, you don't need to start the conversation...just stand your ground if the conversation is started for you. The stress comes from you backing off fearing a confrontation. Not saying you are some scaredy-cat, but have you ever had that feeling that if you had just thought of saying one last thing you would have won the argument?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (5KvzL)

625 Hi all. Looks like I got here just in time for everyone to go night night.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (fHyXI)

626 Shit, the one night I don't have to be asleep by 9, Robert isn't here to post boobeh pics. Now, if only there were some way to find these boobeh pics on the Internet, I would be set.....

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:59 AM (I/cLr)

627 623 Nite Tams sweet dreams of riding your huskavarna
Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (KZLoo)

Bean, you misspelled "Thor" there.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:00 AM (I/cLr)

628 Those of you left here who pray, please pray for my kid's killed friend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (PJ+vx)

Will do Jane, so very sorry.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:01 AM (fHyXI)

629 But did you know,

That when it snows,

My eyes become large and

The light that you shine can be seen.


hmmm .... Things just got Seal ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:01 AM (crQEo)

630 Night Tammy, Shrimps, etc! Pleasant dreams!

Hello, Lou!

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 01:02 AM (rKcyp)

631 Now, if only there were some way to find these boobeh pics on the Internet, I would be set.....

Grouchy Old Cripple

search word: Saturday ...

You're Welcome ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:02 AM (crQEo)

632 Hi all. Looks like I got here just in time for everyone to go night night.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 12:58 AM (fHyXI)

didn't miss much other than people raping a meme corpse that has been cold for 10 years

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:03 AM (M8yfa)

633 574
The Greentards started off using the wrong color as everyone knows the
only GREEN is the Mean Green Fighting Machine... USMC.. (not mudder earf
friendly)

Pink or yellow would have played out much better for them.. 'sup Horde...
King turd arrives tomorrow to pander bucks...


Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 12:40 AM

At their core, they're always Reds

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:04 AM (Y+DPZ)

634 Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 12:59 AM (I/cLr)


Best I could do within this timeframe.


http://tinyurl.com/8yrfug9

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:04 AM (5KvzL)

635 Bean, you misspelled "Thor" there.

Heh Heh DC,,, and I was wondering why she needs a motorcycle to ride when she's got that thunder god...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:04 AM (KZLoo)

636 Hi adriane, hi lou!

Jane, so sorry about your boys buddy. It's gotta be pure hell.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:04 AM (I/cLr)

637 Hey Bean, jesferU


http://tinyurl.com/cs54b4w

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 01:04 AM (ufJKx)

638 Best I could do within this timeframe.

Nice try Sam but it's work blocked... that's Roberts knack,, he squeaks them through all them pron filters...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:06 AM (KZLoo)

639
No Samuel.. Because even if I say the last thing..they will still never change. So why piss people off for no reason. Zero benefit to me. They will be pissed at me..and will prob try to burn me down the road. I lose. Say nothing..and zero chance I lose. I have been in situations where i say last word. it often comes back at me. What is better chance of losing or zero chance of losing?. Say nothing to them

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:06 AM (uhPd1)

640 Prayers for our troops,
Men and women in harm's way ...

We miss them, we love them,
We look to reunion some day ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:08 AM (crQEo)

641 Theresa, saw that poem a while back, haven't looked into it, but it sounds legit.

Hi jc.

Just noticed, I'm a talkative sonofagun when I've been drinking. Sorry. Not really.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:08 AM (I/cLr)

642 I have Sportscenter on;

Maria Sharapova - I'd hit that like a 500 ft home run


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:08 AM (Y+DPZ)

643 Not saying last thing..its called impulse control. Lack of impulse control can bite a person down the road.. Lack of impulse control can cause you to get fired, get sued, and./or lose business.

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:09 AM (uhPd1)

644 Hey DC,

how are things with da cousins?

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 01:10 AM (ufJKx)

645 Hey Bean, jesferU

Hey JC,,, nope that comes' up empty.. don't fret 'rons I have saved some the pics to a folder and will just flip through them...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:11 AM (KZLoo)

646 Cousins?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:11 AM (I/cLr)

647 Good evening.

I once was hired to work at a hotel prior to its opening. Boss asked us to come by so we could be there for the whole Gideon thing blessing the hotel. I went and saw The Matrix Revolutions instead.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:12 AM (F79HU)

648 didn't miss much other than people raping a meme corpse that has been cold for 10 years
Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:03 AM (M8yfa)

Damn thought of a really bad one.

Cant act her way of a paper bag Jessica biel.
Swear no more.
Hi Theresa, DC, Dude
Theresa, still eating the rotten peanuts, tee hee, and drinking a few beers.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:12 AM (fHyXI)

649 Shadows Fall - Idle Hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqR41POOpbk

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:13 AM (F79HU)

650 banana, banana,
orange, orange,
apple, apple
Beulah - the grape ...



Things just got peel ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:13 AM (crQEo)

651 Robert!!

Summon cthulhu and this ONT might yet be saved.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:14 AM (I/cLr)

652 Tonight's forecast for cats with a possibility of scattered dogs.

Man, it's pouring out.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:14 AM (F79HU)

653 Just noticed, I'm a talkative sonofagun when I've been drinking. Sorry. Not really.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:08 AM (I/cLr)

Hey I resemble that remark.. I have to put time limits on myself, just ask everyone still on the ont..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:15 AM (fHyXI)

654 Black cat suit,
British accent...


Things just got Emma Peel ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:15 AM (crQEo)

655 DC!

*Sacrifices a goat*

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:15 AM (F79HU)

656 would Robert approve?


http://tinyurl.com/7vbn7m5

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 01:15 AM (ufJKx)

657 Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:06 AM (uhPd1)


Well I did opine the caveat that if they bring it up first. Yeah, you bringing it up should be avoided. Unfortunately, popular culture these days tell white people that they are inferior to other races because of reverse racism. I just refuse to fall in line with unfunny talk show hosts, comedians and others who are the true cowards. You never want to think you are superior to others based on your race, but you also never want to think you are inferior to others based on your race. Be yourself, and stand up for yourself and your convictions if someone asks you about them.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:15 AM (5KvzL)

658 okay, for a different subject:
any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (7FadD)

659 At their core, they're always Reds

True KB,, and they don't even seem ashamed to flaunt that fact... in a *still*free country...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (KZLoo)

660 I SUMMON FORTH CTHULHU!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/89hkr7z

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (F79HU)

661 did somebody say cats?

(Robert unknowingly summons Gushie)

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (r7Ddb)

662 Hollywood, Bollywood, old magnetic tape


things just got reel-to-reel ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (crQEo)

663 Shadows Fall - Thoughts Without Words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHNE1CBzV5w

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:17 AM (F79HU)

664 Orrale!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:17 AM (F79HU)

665 Robert, on time, spot on, jolly good ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:17 AM (crQEo)

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:17 AM (F79HU)

667 nuts!

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:17 AM (crQEo)

668 I just met an ineffectual toilet-cleaner who spoke Yiddish -- shit just got schlemiel.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 01:17 AM (kaalw)

669 any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?


Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (7FadD)
ask where she would go if she won the lottery and could go on her dream vacation to anywhere... it will also tell you a lot about her.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:18 AM (r7Ddb)

670 646
Cousins?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:11 AM (I/cLr)

=====
the rest of the "C" family. There's lots of us out there.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 01:18 AM (ufJKx)

671 Well, hi gushie, how you doin?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:18 AM (I/cLr)

672 Maria Sharapova - I'd hit that like a 500 ft home run

In the battle of the tennis Marias, I'd have a hard time (pun intended) choosing between Sharapova and Kirilenko.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 30, 2012 01:18 AM (qd1uf)

673 Biden's latest? Obama's faced tougher decisions than FDR faced. Jeebus, that man is an idiot.

“I’ve watched him make decisions that would make another man or woman’s hair curl,” he supposedly said.

Doesn't say what those decisions might have been. I'm thinking his hardest decision is whether to use an iron or a wedge.

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (rKcyp)

674 661 did somebody say cats?(Robert unknowingly summons Gushie)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (r7Ddb)

Hi gushka, how are the various animals doing?
My poor old dog has really bad hips. Don't think we will have him much longer, I dread this!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (fHyXI)

675 We do stuff not to save the planet as much as to look as if we're saving the planet.




No, sentence describes my generation more than this.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (tKFT6)

676
Samuel..they is a zero percent chance that talk show hosts, comedians will ever change. No matter how much you speak, talk or yell at them. It can only hurt you to speak up. Say nothing..and you wont get hurt. Speak up..you might get hurt and they wont change.

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (uhPd1)

677 any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?


Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (7FadD)

hi

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (M8yfa)

678 How many times has Robert hit the triple-six? It's uncanny.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 30, 2012 01:20 AM (qd1uf)

679
Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 01:15 AM (ufJKx)

Thumbs, among other things, up!



did somebody say cats?


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (r7Ddb)

It's raining them. With lots of "krakabooms".

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:20 AM (F79HU)

680 http://tinyurl.com/89hkr7z

I see your puny attempts to summon the elder god and laugh at your general direction ....

http://tinyurl.com/438vg

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:21 AM (crQEo)

681 In the battle of the tennis Marias, I'd have a hard time (pun intended) choosing between Sharapova and Kirilenko.


Wash down a Cialis, do one then shower off and hit the other. Any order. Or don't shower, your choice.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:21 AM (5KvzL)

682 Shadows Fall - Destroyer Of Senses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSRPn0BJsU

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:21 AM (F79HU)

683 Damnit Robert! Well played.

Nice second place to adriane.

jc, ahh, got it. I'm kinda, what's the word... Oh yeah, stupid.

And cthullus here, well, fuckitall, I'll pour another drink and stick around.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:22 AM (I/cLr)

684 No, sentence describes my generation more than this.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (tKFT6)

No doubt, I saw a group of twenty somethings dump thier ashtray in a parking space next to me, told them it was not cool. Dirty looks..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:22 AM (fHyXI)

685 hi


Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:19 AM (M8yfa)

and then?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:22 AM (7FadD)

686
Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:21 AM (crQEo)

That's hot.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:23 AM (F79HU)

687 any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?

I was thinking about seeing XYZ movie... Have you heard anything about it ?

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:23 AM (crQEo)

688 ""any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?""



I guess "my what nice boobehs you have" is out of the question?

Posted by: Berserker at March 30, 2012 01:23 AM (FMbng)

689 671
Well, hi gushie, how you doin?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:18 AM (I/cLr)


actually really good. getting too big for my britches with my horse training ambitions. I thinking of planning to add another one to the training roster tho i really only have energy for three these days. But shes old and one of my faves and im a big dork, and hate to see this one stand useless so i am thinkin my retired broodmare might get a job workin for people again. shes kinda likin the idea. Shes a total attention slut. So i dunno might rain the russian princess to do mounted combat too. Shes 23 and combative so the old bat might really like it. Or she may dump my ass in the dirt with extreme prejudice, since she was trained as a prissy dressage horse.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:24 AM (r7Ddb)

690 Shadows Fall - Casting Shade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPnr8g-1jNk

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:24 AM (F79HU)

691 any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?

"Hi". "How are you?" "What are you in town for?" "You've got a pretty dress/skirt/shirt on". "What do you think of *insert current event here*". "Would you like a drink?"

I'm not being snide here, really, but I think you're overthinking this.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 30, 2012 01:24 AM (UR5vq)

692
Just put up a link on the sidebar. Did Trayvon KNOW Zimmerman back in January and was he planning to harass him?

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 30, 2012 01:24 AM (d9lOz)

693 I'll pour another drink and stick around.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:22 AM (I/cLr)

I'll join ya.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:25 AM (F79HU)

694 Watching Spock's father being accused of murder episode.

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:25 AM (uhPd1)

695 Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:21 AM (crQEo)

I have a couple of Japanese Woodblock prints ... but collectables like that are completely out of my price range ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:26 AM (crQEo)

696 May the force be with you.

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:26 AM (uhPd1)

697 Shadows Fall - Stepping Outside The Circle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lo8YUV5os8

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:26 AM (F79HU)

698 Tool - Vicarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOKV9Stri_M

Posted by: some tunage at March 30, 2012 01:26 AM (F8FE8)

699 hey dude been watchin Shikabane Hime tonight. Really good. Love the monk older brother buying porn for the (somewhat underage) hero. Definitely moron lifestyle type stuff. Big fun. and zombie killing. Havent finished it yet.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:27 AM (r7Ddb)

700 No matter how much you speak, talk or yell at them. It can only hurt
you to speak up. Say nothing..and you wont get hurt. Speak up..you might
get hurt and they wont change.



Yeah, that's why liberal talk radio kicks ass and conservative talk radio is a joke. Please. No disrespect intended, but I would be honored to speak up for you. The only fear I have is outliving my three children or having a wet fart in public. Other than that I fear nothing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:27 AM (5KvzL)

701 688
""any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?""
=========

Any heartfelt compliment is a winner. Even if it doesn't get a conversation going, it creates one more person in the world that had something nice happen to them today.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 01:27 AM (ufJKx)

702 Just landed on the moon with Buzz....shit just got Neil.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 01:28 AM (kaalw)

703 chemjeff -

specific (local) restaurants - especially small, ethnic cuisine kind of places ...

Again, "Have you ever been there for dinner?" kind of questions ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:29 AM (crQEo)

704 695
Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:21 AM (crQEo)

I have a couple of Japanese Woodblock prints ... but collectables like that are completely out of my price range ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 01:26 AM (crQEo)

my fave piece of art in that style was a modern piece entitled "samuai who wishes to look at the moon But sees only superheroes in the sky, instead."
super well rendered, pure awesomeness.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:29 AM (r7Ddb)

705 Your gun chart is wrong. The one on the top right is an AK-47.

And that XP commercial with Chris Farley? Yep! That was an AK-47 too.

Posted by: Riding... at March 30, 2012 01:30 AM (se+z+)

706
Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 01:28 AM (kaalw)

Stealing that.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:30 AM (F79HU)

707 Chemjeff, a hello and a big, friendly smile for starters. Plus, what jc said above.


Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 01:30 AM (rKcyp)

708 Gush, that's awesome. Keep me posted, especially if one of yours gets into mounted combat. I assume you mean jousting. Haven't ridden a horse since I was six or so, but if I could do it over again....and jousting is our official state sport, you know.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:30 AM (I/cLr)

709 any good ideas for conversation starters, other than the cliched talking about the weather?Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:16 AM (7FadD)

Hi, I'm ChemJeff. God sent me to save your life. If you want to live, come with me.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 01:30 AM (NVu2l)

710 Holy shit I step away and the rooms suddenly full...

Ola Roberto,, boobeh pls...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:31 AM (KZLoo)

711 and then?


Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:22 AM (7FadD)

that is the conversation starter. If she doesn't say anything back, move on as she isn't interested.
since we're talking about conversation, why do cashiers and shit spaz out when you reply to them after they have said "Have a good day"?

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:31 AM (M8yfa)

712 Shadows Fall - The Art Of Balance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNYMlfsge8k

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:32 AM (F79HU)

713 Gushka ... you might like this. My sister has this quarter horse she uses for penning and she decided she was going to do this "trail" thing. Well he was in a pissy mood and kicked the crap out of the whole course and broke a bunch of stuff...i thought it was funny... she didnt

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 30, 2012 01:32 AM (DU15A)

714 My oldest boy loves Shadows Fall.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:33 AM (5KvzL)

715 You can subsitute John Connor for God if you want.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 01:33 AM (NVu2l)

716 Chemjeff, I second gushie's recommendation from earlier. How would you spend your mega millions winnings? Would give you a lot of insight, plus makes a natural jumping off point to other topics.

Samuel Adams, you do realize you're talking to a troll, right?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:34 AM (I/cLr)

717 No doubt, I saw a group of twenty somethings dump
thier ashtray in a parking space next to me, told them it was not cool.
Dirty looks..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:22 AM

Trust me, those same juiceboxers lecture the world on how our greed is killing the planet

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:34 AM (Y+DPZ)

718 Weird drunk guy walking up and down my street. My dog did that weird howl bark thing at him.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:35 AM (fHyXI)

719 boobeh pls...


Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:31 AM (KZLoo)

http://i42.tinypic.com/20tkynm.jpg

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:35 AM (F79HU)

720 Pickup lines:

If you were a booger,, I'd pick you first...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:35 AM (KZLoo)

721 694
Watching Spock's father being accused of murder episode.

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:25 AM

Sarek's home address is 2073 Mt Seleya Blvd, Vulcan

Posted by: Spike Lee at March 30, 2012 01:35 AM (Y+DPZ)

722 thanks all for the suggestions.
I don't know why this is so hard for me.
well it's time to go to bed.
good night.

Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:36 AM (7FadD)

723
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:33 AM (5KvzL)

Rock!
Shadows Fall - Mystery Of One Spirit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8xqV_Urvpo

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:36 AM (F79HU)

724 718 Weird drunk guy walking up and down my street. My dog did that weird howl bark thing at him.

Call the cops. And make sure you stay in the truck.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 30, 2012 01:37 AM (DV+3r)

725 Good night, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:37 AM (F79HU)

726 kinda sad, of all the music videos for bands on youtube, there isn't one for Robot Science

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:37 AM (M8yfa)

727 694
Watching Spock's father being accused of murder episode.

Posted by: Dan at March 30, 2012 01:25 AM

The Tellarite was unarmed. Sarek is a racist who killed Gav just because he was wearing a pig mask

Posted by: Spike Lee at March 30, 2012 01:37 AM (Y+DPZ)

728 Just put up a link on the sidebar. Did Trayvon KNOW Zimmerman back in January and was he planning to harass him?
Posted by: Comrade Arthur
Hey. Saw this on Twitter the sidebar. Looks like BS. It reads very fake, very convenient, and it's all in Facebook screencaps, not Twitter as it says, so we can't really check it. Very easy to fake.It reads SO fake. It's a rope-a-dope. Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 30, 2012 01:37 AM (tsC/8)

729 Samuel Adams, you do realize you're talking to a troll, right?


Fuck, are you serious? Goddamn Herm bier has got me all confused. Oh well, maybe he's a Sociology or some other worthless major doing some worthless research.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:37 AM (5KvzL)

730 http://i42.tinypic.com/20tkynm.jpg

Whoooww,,, moguls, tnks Robert..


pickup line:

*for greentards* If you were a tree, I'd be like totally into trees..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:38 AM (KZLoo)

731
The trayvon-zimmerman connection is looking to hard to check out. sidebar pulled down.

exciting for 13 minutes!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at March 30, 2012 01:38 AM (d9lOz)

732 spoke too soon, there are in fact 2

Human Hands:
http://tinyurl.com/bpn84v4

Copy Paste
http://tinyurl.com/cgm5xro

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:39 AM (M8yfa)

733 well it's time to go to bed.good night.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 30, 2012 01:36 AM (7FadD)

It is hard because you let rejection hurt your self esteem . Don't. Personal attraction is like taste in food. Would you be hurt because someone didn't like the same food you do?

It is just a game. Play if as a sport an enjoy even the rejections. That in itself is a win.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 01:39 AM (NVu2l)

734 720 Pickup lines:If you were a booger,, I'd pick you first...
Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:35 AM (KZLoo)

LOL. That would work for me because its so stupid but funny, yea I am strange.

bebe, I will stay in the house, and if he does come through the gate I will make sure he's in the house before I, ok better shut up..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:39 AM (fHyXI)

735 Bebe, heh!

Lou, is your doggie a beagle? And if ya gotta shoot him, remember its better to win hearts and minds. Two in the heart, one in the mind.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:40 AM (I/cLr)

736 713
Gushka ... you might like this. My sister has this quarter horse she
uses for penning and she decided she was going to do this "trail" thing.
Well he was in a pissy mood and kicked the crap out of the whole course
and broke a bunch of stuff...i thought it was funny... she didnt

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 30, 2012 01:32 AM (DU15A)

sounds like my cowhorse. she had zero tolerance for bullshit and trail is pure bullshit... unless its competitive trail which is different than AQHA arena trail. competitive trail is crazy shit. anyway, good for the sisters horse. especially if Tim Kimura designed the course.

this russian mare im talking about is too small to be trained for a full size man to joust on. This is full contact stick fighting with solid rattan swords and glaves. horses wear full face protection. WE shall see if she closes with an attacker and helps out, or decides this is crap and why does uncle have a bucket on his head--IM OUTTA HERE!!!!
my guess--- shes gonne figure out im kicking somones ass and shes gonna go all in to FUCK EM UP!!! i will have to start doing chores concerning her in armour. fun and games, guys. fun and games...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:40 AM (r7Ddb)

737 Pickup lines, what are pickup lines?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:41 AM (5KvzL)

738 minstrel in the gallery- jethro tull!

Posted by: whiskey tango at March 30, 2012 01:41 AM (JvP2I)

739 Shadows Fall - The Idiot Box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6hLUG4GPGQ

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:41 AM (F79HU)

740 One bartender claims the best pickup line he ever heard used in a bar was "Do you have the time?" asked in a devastating British accent.

Posted by: Looking Glass at March 30, 2012 01:42 AM (2J6Jv)

741
Posted by: Comrade Arthur
A scary 13 minutes where I worried someone might run with it. I know you were just floating the question, but all it takes is one moron to run with it before we're tarred with it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 30, 2012 01:42 AM (tsC/8)

742 Samuel Adams, yep. Hash is (uhpd1). He's not smart enough to change it, but he changes socks all the time. Hell, he went from Stephen to Dan while talking to you.

Just ignore it, it'll go away. At least, that's how I solve all my problems.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:44 AM (I/cLr)

743 Trust me, those same juiceboxers lecture the world on how our greed is killing the planet



Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:34 AM (Y+DPZ)

its called projection. they themselves are the entitled greedy fuckers and deep down they know, and hate it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 01:44 AM (r7Ddb)

744 742
Samuel Adams, yep. Hash is (uhpd1). He's not smart enough to change it,
but he changes socks all the time. Hell, he went from Stephen to Dan
while talking to you.



Just ignore it, it'll go away. At least, that's how I solve all my problems.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:44 AM (I/cLr)


Yeah me, too.

Posted by: gangrene at March 30, 2012 01:45 AM (ufJKx)

745 guitar? eric johnson cliffs of dover. and if you argue you are wrong.

Posted by: whiskey tango at March 30, 2012 01:45 AM (JvP2I)

746 735 Bebe, heh! Lou, is your doggie a beagle? And if ya gotta shoot him, remember its better to win hearts and minds. Two in the heart, one in the mind.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:40 AM (I/cLr)

No, hes a mutt, and that bark is rare and when he really does not like someone. I am good, hubby left me well armed for my night of aloneness.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:45 AM (fHyXI)

747 Shadows Fall - Prelude To Disaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNTFd1oKjY

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:45 AM (F79HU)

748 One bartender claims the best pickup line he ever heard used in a bar was "Do you have the time?" asked in a devastating British accent.
Posted by: Looking Glass


Oh my God, that's brilliant.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 30, 2012 01:46 AM (tsC/8)

749 youtube.com/watch?v=ouZQ7rgAq-Iob=av3e

SIRENIA - The Path To Decay

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 30, 2012 01:46 AM (NVu2l)

750 Pick-up line: "Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces,"

And another one that should never be used: "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

OK, time for me to call it a night. Have fun, all!

Posted by: Theresa at March 30, 2012 01:46 AM (rKcyp)

751 eric johnson cliffs of dover. and if you argue you are wrong.

Posted by: whiskey tango at March 30, 2012 01:45 AM (JvP2I)

Thumbs WAY the fuck up!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:46 AM (F79HU)

752 Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:44 AM (I/cLr)


Damn, I got hustled. I do remember Stephen now that you say that. Fucking evil beer!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:46 AM (5KvzL)

753 can't wait for this movie to come out on blu-ray. Cool art style and a story that Disney would have done before they sucked

http://tinyurl.com/cgm5xro

Posted by: The Dude at March 30, 2012 01:46 AM (M8yfa)

754 Good night, Theresa!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:47 AM (F79HU)

755 Lou, call the cops now before something gets broken or broken in to

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 30, 2012 01:47 AM (DV+3r)

756 Good work by hubby, lou. A good doggie and a good piece means you can sleep soundly.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:48 AM (I/cLr)

757 Shadows Fall - A Fire In Babylon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfR-inx4_1E

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:48 AM (F79HU)

758 A scary 13 minutes where I worried someone might run with it. I know you were just floating the question, but all it takes is one moron to run with it before we're tarred with it.
Posted by: Z Ryan at March 30, 2012 01:42 AM (tsC/


The last two weeks can be summed up as one idiot after another "running with it."

I wanna be a hermit after watching the tidal wave of sheer angry ignorance unfold.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:50 AM (bxiXv)

759 Night Theresa!

No worries Sam, your namesake does make a tasty beverage. Had a few winter lagers tonight. Can't seem to get rid of the damn things, like the loaves and the fishes.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:51 AM (I/cLr)

760
Lou, call the cops now before something gets broken or broken in to


And make sure you tell 911 that you are in fear of your life prior to pressing the trigger.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:52 AM (5KvzL)

761 Chemjeff - here's a tip from somebody who has no business offering tips:

Practice complimenting people you have no intentions toward. Compliment, with a smile, and move on immediately.

Get into the habit.

Then it will be totally natural and not hesitant or weird when you do it to someone you have a stiffy for.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:52 AM (bxiXv)

762
I wanna be a hermit after watching the tidal wave of sheer angry ignorance unfold.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:50 AM (bxiXv)

When I when that 500 bazillion dollars tomorrow I'm establishing Hermitville, where no one is allowed to live within ten miles of each other and every minds their own fucking business.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:52 AM (F79HU)

763
Let's go to my place and do the things I'm going to tell we did anyway...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:53 AM (KZLoo)

764 bebe, just went outside and another neighbor is on his porch smoking a cig, he must have saw him too.
Hes gone, dog didnt go nuts when we went outside.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:53 AM (fHyXI)

765 And make sure you tell 911 that you are in fear of your life prior to pressing the trigger.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:52 AM (5KvzL)

OK that made me laugh, is that wrong?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:54 AM (fHyXI)

766 Shadows Fall - Welcome To The Machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6SpiwEhQQ

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:55 AM (F79HU)

767 Night, everybody! Y'all good people.

Robert can I join hermitville? If hermitville is on an island in the south pacific. Or alberta. Whatever.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 30, 2012 01:55 AM (I/cLr)

768 When I when that 500 bazillion dollars tomorrow I'm establishing
Hermitville, where no one is allowed to live within ten miles of each
other and every minds their own fucking business.


I would be honored to mind my own fucking business after you would be so kind as to purchase a 2013 Boss 302 convertible for me. Preferably in a darkish blue color with leather seats.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:55 AM (5KvzL)

769 Kudos to Jon Stewart for calling those screaming for Zimmerman's blood a lynch mob and calling out Spike Lee

Saw in the comments in that article a few Trayvites who whined "why is Stewart taking Zimmerman's side?"

Don't see where Stewart is taking GZ's "side", simply being honest to his liberal values of everyone getting due process

But due process doesn't matter now, it's "my side (tribe) against your side (tribe)

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (Y+DPZ)

770 I'm gettin' there as fast as I can, guys -- I was back at 450 when Robert snagged evil.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (kaalw)

771 Want to listen to old Misfits Records and Fuck?

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (TTlQC)

772 When I win the 500 mil / 2 - taxes - fees etc, I will sleep more and worry less, as a lifestyle change.

Also, only the best-looking hookers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (bxiXv)

773 Night DC and Theresa. Sleep tight and God Bless.
Hi cthulhu

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:57 AM (fHyXI)

774
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 01:55 AM (5KvzL)

As per DC we're all moving to Guam and unfortunately that might cause the island to tip over.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:57 AM (F79HU)

775 #673

Is that his followup to Winston's line in Ghostbusters?

http://tinyurl.com/7x56j5w

Around 1:45

Posted by: epobirs at March 30, 2012 01:57 AM (kcfmt)

776 Let's go to my place and do the things I'm going to tell we did anyway...


Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 01:53 AM (KZLoo)

Stands and applauds

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:58 AM (F79HU)

777 Pickup line:

If a billionaire sidled up to you and asked you to go home with him, would you?
Okay, how about a multi-millionaire?
Okay, how about a millionaire?
Okay, just a few more to go...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:58 AM (bxiXv)

778 Practice complimenting people you have no intentions toward. Compliment, with a smile, and move on immediately.



Then it will be totally natural and not hesitant or weird when you do it to someone you have a stiffy for.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:52 AM

Just some advice; if you run into Pamela Geller or Meghan McCain, don't tell either that they've got a nice rack


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:59 AM (Y+DPZ)

779 liberal values of...due process



Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (Y+DPZ)

lolwut

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:59 AM (F79HU)

780 Dustin Hoffman was so in Star Wars!

Posted by: Todd Gack at March 30, 2012 02:00 AM (TTlQC)

781 758
A scary 13 minutes where I worried someone might run with it. I know
you were just floating the question, but all it takes is one moron to
run with it before we're tarred with it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 30, 2012 01:42 AM (tsC/



The last two weeks can be summed up as one idiot after another "running with it."



I wanna be a hermit after watching the tidal wave of sheer angry ignorance unfold.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:50 AM (bxiXv)

=======
Yup. Gallupfication at its finest. Gotta have an opinion regardless of what we actually know.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 02:00 AM (ufJKx)

782 Dustin Hoffman was so in Star Wars!

Posted by: Todd Gack at March 30, 2012 02:00 AM (TTlQC)


Yes he was, and I was Jabba.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at March 30, 2012 02:02 AM (5KvzL)

783 Also, only the best-looking hookers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (bxiXv)

if i win, i will pay all your medical bills. Only the best doctors for you. Seriously.
But you will have to discuss with Grim the logistics for the gluten free feasting and comely strippers

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:02 AM (r7Ddb)

784 Also, only the best-looking hookers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (bxiXv)

Hookers for everyone!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:02 AM (F79HU)

785 And, of course, the classic pick-up line, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I know people this has worked for. People, not me.

&#%@$!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:02 AM (bxiXv)

786 Good stuff guys, laughing out loud.

Local news coming up, damn now I know why I dont watch the local news,

top stories
fights over lottery tickets, this is fucking news? Thanks obama
illegals being mistreated by police, duh you are breaking the law
and travon or however it is spelled

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 02:02 AM (fHyXI)

787 779
liberal values of...due process


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 01:56 AM (Y+DPZ)

lolwut


Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Metalhead at March 30, 2012 01:59 AM

Liberal values and Leftist values often diverge

There is very little to call "liberal" in the Leftists that are all around us now. There are a few liberals who are still liberals instead of leftists

That's why I rarely use the term liberal anymore


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

788 Then it will be totally natural and not hesitant or weird when you do it to someone you have a stiffy for.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 01:52 AM (bxiXv)


That's actually good advice.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:03 AM (kaalw)

789 I can't win. I didn't buy a ticket. Did anyone buy one for me? Ya know, come to think of it, it's raaaacisst and unfair that I can't win just cuz I didn't actually play.


You all are going to have to pay all your taxes to me just to make this right.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 02:04 AM (ufJKx)

790 The M. in Richard M. Nixon stands for Moe.

Posted by: Todd Gack at March 30, 2012 02:04 AM (TTlQC)

791 if i win, i will pay all your medical bills. Only the best doctors for you. Seriously.
But you will have to discuss with Grim the logistics for the gluten free feasting and comely strippers
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:02 AM (r7Ddb)


I want you to know you are one of the few people outside my family who will ever hear from me again if I win. Also, I will dump some money on you.

No offense to most of the wonderful morons here, but I am not one of the people who will blow all their money if they win, I will not really live like a king or buy a giant mansion or a cargo airplane or anything.

Also joking about the hookers. Like someone who has a hundred whatever million has to pay outright for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (bxiXv)

792 773
Night DC and Theresa. Sleep tight and God Bless.

Hi cthulhu

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 01:57 AM (fHyXI)


Hiya, lou's a girl!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (kaalw)

793 I probably should go to bed. I drank my first Becks at 1430 hrs on Thursday, and just finished my 24th Becks 5 minutes ago. Couldn't help it, I passed my CET Journeyman's test Thursday morning. I'm really getting good at this school thing.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (5KvzL)

794 That's actually good advice.

elder god, you're a quick wit and very observant ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (crQEo)

795 The Misfits line has worked for me. Of course, the target had purple hair.
'You should be in porn.' has also won over a few.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 02:06 AM (TTlQC)

796
Oh I'm sorry I thought that was a braille name tag...


Your cute when you stare at me with your lazy eye...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:06 AM (KZLoo)

797 If any of you win the lottery, ya better remember the rest of us, and I damn well mean it. You gotta buy beers for us all, and then you can spend the other 499 million on yourselves.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 02:06 AM (fHyXI)

798 Robert -

you are a phenomenally prompt individual ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:06 AM (crQEo)

799 I will hold a moronpalooza.

Probably at Front Sight.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:07 AM (bxiXv)

800 You all are going to have to pay all your taxes to me just to make this right.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 02:04 AM (ufJKx)

Well, you couldn't possible be worse than the Feds.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:07 AM (F79HU)

801 Your cute when you stare at me with your lazy eye...


winner.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 02:08 AM (ufJKx)

802 ...now to the important stuff. I got a ton of great vinyl today.
Someone sold the local shop a nice collection this week.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 02:08 AM (TTlQC)

803 That's why I rarely use the term liberal anymore




Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

That's certainly true. And I just call them lefty cocksuckers.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (F79HU)

804 I was watching a show on TWC about lifeguards in San Diego

In one scene, an 18 year old babe is suffering from exhaustion and dehydration from kayaking

Only one ambulance responds to the call? I hear "18 year old female on the beach complaining of exhaustion" and I tell the 70 year old guy suffering chest pains to take an aspirin and see a doctor, and rush right to that emergency

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (Y+DPZ)

805 That's why I rarely use the term liberal anymore

kbdabear - You're can be pleasantly stoic in these trying times ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (crQEo)

806 794
That's actually good advice.

elder god, you're a quick wit and very observant ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (crQEo)


Seriously, I get as pissy as the next person, and every so often I get tired of the barking and snarling routine and decide to unload some synthetic sweetness and light on the undeserving.....and after about four or five, I start feeling like I should head over to Who-ville for some roast beast.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (kaalw)

807 suckers of cock, please.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 02:10 AM (TTlQC)

808 If any of you all win the lottery, I just need $4500.00 to pay off the IRS. C'mon is $4500.00 really going to hurt?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 02:10 AM (5KvzL)

809 You're more likely to win the 10 million lotto next week if the payout happens Friday, because so few people will be buying tickets.

Still, not *very* likely.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:10 AM (bxiXv)

810
I want you to know you are one of the few people
outside my family who will ever hear from me again if I win. Also, I
will dump some money on you.



No offense to most of the wonderful morons here, but I am not one of
the people who will blow all their money if they win, I will not really
live like a king or buy a giant mansion or a cargo airplane or
anything.



Also joking about the hookers. Like someone who has a hundred whatever million has to pay outright for that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (bxiXv)
lolol.i will definitely have a big party. and i am not kidding. only the best drs. Mero. if a person has hundreds of millions they can afford to help a couple friends overcome an illness. You and my friend Hologram deserve a break medically speaking. i cant belive the way you have suffered. I have prayed for it to stop and if i wont all that money, then thats the answer.
and thanks man, you are a real friend.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:11 AM (r7Ddb)

811 803
That's why I rarely use the term liberal anymore






Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

That's certainly true. And I just call them lefty cocksuckers.


Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (F79HU)

========
Why beat around the bush -- they are exactly what they have been for the past 5,000 years. They are Slavers.
The only reason they keep changing their name is cuz people keep figuring it out.
Slaver. The truth. Nothing more. Nothing less. Give them no other words to twist or verbal games to hide behind.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)

812 Only one ambulance responds to the call? I hear "18
year old female on the beach complaining of exhaustion" and I tell the
70 year old guy suffering chest pains to take an aspirin and see a
doctor, and rush right to that emergency



Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (Y+DPZ)


Fookin'-a right! If you're lucky, she'll need some mouth-to-mouth.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:12 AM (kaalw)

813 you are a phenomenally prompt individual ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:06 AM (crQEo)

I abide by the philosophy better to put off to tomorrow what you can do today.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 30, 2012 02:05 AM (5KvzL)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAQ0wWSfAao

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:12 AM (F79HU)

814 Seriously, I get as pissy as the next person, and every so often I get tired of the barking and snarling routine and decide to unload some synthetic sweetness and light on the undeserving.....and after about four or five, I start feeling like I should head over to Who-ville for some roast beast.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:09 AM (kaalw)


When I get totally aggro and everything sucks and I can't hold it in, I at least *try* to make my rants runny.

A friend of mine keeps repeating part of a rant I did about some stupid stress-relief toy involving and angry person trying to figure out how it worked and getting madder and madder until they broke it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:13 AM (bxiXv)

815 If you want to know what new music will sound like when you're 50, go
spend an hour watching TV shows intended for toddlers. See how long you
can tolerate it.


I call BS. I'm 53 as of today, and I'm still consuming new-to-my-ears music at a rate unabated from my salad days.

Of course, the music itself is usually more than 70 years old. Does that make a difference?

Get away from my Victrola!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:13 AM (IlZPo)

816 I agree guska. I would give all my family a nice bit of money. Hubby could retire and we would get an rv and see all55 states. Of course we would have to fly to the other ones, tee hee.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 02:15 AM (fHyXI)

817 You and my friend Hologram deserve a break medically speaking.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:11 AM (r7Ddb)


I bought a few lotto tickets when I went to get gas.

I couldn't focus on the damned form. It's not complicated, I just couldn't do it right. I threw away three of them.

I hate the God-damned drugs. they make me a freaking idiot. I can only think at like 3am.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:16 AM (bxiXv)

818
Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)

That's true, but I think cocksucker has a bit more punch.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:17 AM (F79HU)

819 its never likely to win the lottery, what you pay for is the entertainment of having that golden chance for a few hours. i think its worth the price of a movie ticket. its certainly more entertaining and less annoying than most movies these days.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:17 AM (r7Ddb)

820 I'm 53 as of today

Happy Birthday Otis!

Posted by: BB King... who loves that gag at March 30, 2012 02:17 AM (TTlQC)

821 It doesn't take much for me to imagine how new music sounds when I'm 50, Otis -- but much of it does sound like TV shows intended for toddlers.



Of course, that's what a lot of MSM news programs sound like, too.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:18 AM (kaalw)

822
Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted........


Can I lick that film off your teeth....

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:18 AM (KZLoo)

823 I find a lot of the new music from the Alternative genre to be really good.

For some reason all the country songs coming out now sound like jingles for pickup trucks or motor oil

Dance music is junk

Hip-hop and rap make me lunge for the station selector

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:19 AM (Y+DPZ)

824 Thanks, BB! How's Lucille doing?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:19 AM (IlZPo)

825 i think its worth the price of a movie ticket. its certainly more entertaining and less annoying than most movies these days.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:17 AM (r7Ddb)


It's like the classic anecdote about why radio is better than television - the pictures are better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:19 AM (bxiXv)

826 Happy bday Otis!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFh-rX_Sfhs

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:19 AM (F79HU)

827 Oh, it's Otis' b'day? Happy Birthday, Otis!!!!


I'd have figured it out faster if the synapses weren't rusted over.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:19 AM (kaalw)

828 try bluegrass. its sounding better and better to me these days. SIGH im getting so damn OLD.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:20 AM (r7Ddb)

829 Can I lick that film off your teeth....


Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:18 AM (KZLoo)

Always popular!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:21 AM (F79HU)

830 OMG happy personal natal premiere day!!!!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:21 AM (r7Ddb)

831 cthulhu, I agree that much of the music today is pretty puerile, and when it isn't, it's often highly derivative. I'm not saying that there isn't good new music being made, just that it's very hard to find it now that music radio sucks so badly.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:22 AM (IlZPo)

832 For some reason all the country songs coming out now sound like jingles for pickup trucks or motor oil


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:19 AM (Y+DPZ)

All pop music seems to be written with advertising or movie soundtracks in mind so that's probably not a coincidence.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:22 AM (F79HU)

833 Wow! Thanks, everyone!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:23 AM (IlZPo)

834
Your so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt....


My love for you is like diarrhea,,, I just can't hold it in....

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:24 AM (KZLoo)

835 now that music radio sucks so badly.


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:22 AM (IlZPo)

I think it always sucked. It's just that there was a time in your life when you didn't know it sucked. It's just now you're older and the music industry hasn't stopped plugging their shit to 12 year olds.



happy personal natal premiere day!!!!


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:21 AM (r7Ddb)

I'm stealing this, too.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:24 AM (F79HU)

836 RUNAWAY
http://tinyurl.com/6vy3rwg

Posted by: Imperial Teen at March 30, 2012 02:24 AM (TTlQC)

837 Everybody seems to be getting the music article wrong.

It's not that your musical tastes will get like an old person when you get old, it's just that you will be more "set in your ways" and stick to the music you grew up with.

Which is odd because I don't listen to the music I grew up with anymore. It's that alien blood.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:25 AM (bxiXv)

838 if you like blues / folk try Carolina Chocolate drops!

http://youtu.be/PiDqtYbZpIc

not derivative.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:26 AM (r7Ddb)

839 ,>>HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTIS>>

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:26 AM (KZLoo)

840 833 Wow! Thanks, everyone!
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:23 AM (IlZPo)

Heres to brother Otis
Brother Otis
Brother Otis
Heres to brother Otis whos with us tonite
Happy Birthday!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 02:26 AM (fHyXI)

841 Your so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt....


My love for you is like diarrhea,,, I just can't hold it in....


Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:24 AM (KZLoo)

I love you so much I shat myself and my undies went sliding off?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:26 AM (F79HU)

842 I know that people stick to their generational music, mostly. Everybody knows this. The article is just trying to relate brain chemistry to that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:27 AM (bxiXv)

843 Otis -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:28 AM (crQEo)

844 When I was a lad, I listened to KMPC here in L.A. They played a cross-section of music that would be inconceivable today--pretty much everything in the Top 40 except for hard rock most of the day, and a broader selection with lots of album cuts at night. They played everything from the Mills Bros. to Bowie. If I wanted to dig deeper, I could switch over to FM to fill in the blanks.

Now, finding good new music takes a lot of time and dedication that I don't have, and a lot of it you find on the Internet is so distorted by bad compression that it is unlistenable.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:28 AM (IlZPo)

845 Unique?

Zoe Keating - Legions (War)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLSJUUkKBC8

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:28 AM (F79HU)

846 Which is odd because I don't listen to the music I grew up with anymore. It's that alien blood.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:25 AM (bxiXv)

different planet, same problem, same effect. You couldnt FORCE me to listen to country and blues when i was young. it was all metal. now i DO admit i am still a prog listenin music nerd but thats different sounding too these days. but for some reason blues and folk and bluegrass have gained an attraction to me

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:29 AM (r7Ddb)

847 California psychics

WTF send me the money and I will tell you life is like a fucking box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get, and that is better advice then you would get from these assholes..

Sorry, people are just too damn dumb for words. $3.99 a minute for some bs..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 02:29 AM (fHyXI)

848 I need to be practicing my goth pickup lines in case I win. Also shop for metal detectors, because, you know, dayamn.

"You've stolen my heart. It's convenient that I have 3 or 4 more in the freezer."

"Say something to scare me."

"Hey you! You, in the black!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:31 AM (bxiXv)

849 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:25 AM (bxiXv)


Back when Tower Records still existed ... i'm that old, yes, I used to go in and force myself to get CDs from different countries and groups I've never heard of {just asked the workers for some recommendations} just to try new sounds ... only a few that I absolutely hated to the point of giving away ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:31 AM (crQEo)

850 robert put up that link you shared with me from the skandi prog band's reel promoting the new album. my swedish friend went nuts for it. i wanna hear it again.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:31 AM (r7Ddb)

851 Congrats to Jay Guevera, another Moron Californian who "went over the wall" to Arizona


Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:32 AM (Y+DPZ)

852
You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty is only a light switch away...


and lastly,,

Don't be so picky, I wasn't...

Hope those help ya out Jefe...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 02:32 AM (KZLoo)

853 How High the Moon
http://tinyurl.com/5c5fom

Posted by: Stephane Grappelli at March 30, 2012 02:33 AM (TTlQC)

854 put up that link you shared with me from the skandi
prog band's reel promoting the new album. my swedish friend went nuts
for it. i wanna hear it again.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:31 AM (r7Ddb)

Arjen Anthony Lucassen? The Dutchie?
Okay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVJSvW80CyU


I haven't actually listened to it yet, I just reposted it because I'm a HUGE fan of this dude. His band, Ayreon, is one of my all time favorites.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:34 AM (F79HU)

855 850
robert put up that link you shared with me from the skandi prog band's
reel promoting the new album. my swedish friend went nuts for it. i
wanna hear it again.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:31 AM

Careful gushka, that's how Scandis trick you!

The only defense against a Scandi is a ginger

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:34 AM (Y+DPZ)

856 The only defense against a Scandi is a ginger


or if you have a sister, a moose ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:36 AM (crQEo)

857 You can't go wrong with classical music

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:36 AM (Y+DPZ)

858 but for some reason blues and folk and bluegrass have gained an attraction to me
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:29 AM (r7Ddb)


I listened to classic rock, 70s and 80s when I was a kid, and now I listen to electronica, club music, orchestral scores and oddball slow-beat stuff like Rob Dougan, Portishead and 39 Steps.

http://youtu.be/ZDlBvFJ79nc

though frankly I pick and choose a lot. I will listen to only a couple songs by one performer and whole albums by another.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:36 AM (bxiXv)

859 Merovign wrote,

It's not that your musical tastes will get like an old person when you
get old, it's just that you will be more "set in your ways" and stick to
the music you grew up with.


That's kind of a tautology, isn't it?

I think the article is a gross oversimplification. It may be true for people who consider music nothing more than a soundtrack for life, and who place more of an emphasis on novelty than on quality.

But a music lover never stops loving good music, and I still find it quite a thrill to hear something new that strikes my fancy.

And thanks again, you all, for making my day!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:37 AM (IlZPo)

860 here and because im screwed up, my absolutely fave cover band. Doing Kalinka/ Gimme All Your Lovin.

Lenningrad Cowboys and the RED ARMY CHOIR. seriously. its fun. and NOT derivative.





http://youtu.be/LE8Vj3OzbGQ

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:37 AM (r7Ddb)

861 You can't go wrong with classical music

Well, unless you're with Merovign trying to pick up Goth chicks ...
: -)

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:38 AM (crQEo)

862 though frankly I pick and choose a lot. I will listen to only a couple songs by one performer and whole albums by another.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:36 AM (bxiXv)

im that way about Chemichal Bros. whom i both hate and adore. Golden Path, The Test and Alive Alone are among my favourite songs, even have great videos. But Daft Punk is reliably great.
oh and Leningrad Cowboys do an original song about a tractor, just thought robert should know.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:40 AM (r7Ddb)

863 Ravel - Bolero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-4J5j74VPw

Anyone my age thinks of Bo Derek in "10"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:40 AM (Y+DPZ)

864 Okay, now Stephane Grappelli is someone I listen to now, but it's his stuff from back in the '30s with Django Reinhardt, back when he was "Grappelly". I think those two were far more heavily influenced by Joe Venuti and Eddie Lang than is generally understood today. Of course, they brought their own, marvelous angle to things.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:41 AM (IlZPo)

865 Roses are black,
So is my mood,
I'm a Goth chick, in a Goth bar,
I'll slit my wrist if you offer to buy me drinks or food...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:41 AM (crQEo)

866 861 You can't go wrong with classical music

Well, unless you're with Merovign trying to pick up Goth chicks ...
: -)
Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:38 AM (crQEo)


You might be surprised.

http://youtu.be/SZtQAjdXaoc

That's probably how I'd do it anyway, I'm not really Gothy, so the music is a little foreign to me. I'd go for common ground through an orchestra.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:42 AM (bxiXv)

867 Thanks?

Posted by: Stephane Grappelli at March 30, 2012 02:42 AM (TTlQC)

868 I haven't actually listened to it yet, I just
reposted it because I'm a HUGE fan of this dude. His band, Ayreon, is
one of my all time favorites.


Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:34 AM (F79HU)

its fucking fabulous!listen to the damn thing. you put it up, man. and listen to Leningrad Cowboys. You can hear them and watch the Total Balilaika performance and not fuckin laugh at least a little snicker...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:43 AM (r7Ddb)

869 I really don't go after the goth lifestyle thing. It's just the non-heavily-pierced babes, that's all.

Pale and dark hair, it's a thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:43 AM (bxiXv)

870 You can't go wrong with classical music.

I've been listening to a great deal of piano and small ensemble music by Brahms, Chopin and Debussy lately. Oh, and Hindemith. Brahms is my favorite composer overall; I love the combination of extreme passion and understatement.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:44 AM (IlZPo)

871 http://tinyurl.com/ckhddfg

Posted by: Khachaturian - Piano Concerto at March 30, 2012 02:45 AM (TTlQC)

872 It was a compliment, Stephane. I realize I was all over the place there. You were awesome from beginning to end. I just like the early stuff best.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:45 AM (IlZPo)

873 I am a piano music nut.

http://youtu.be/H2-1u8xvk54

I got caught under a tree in a hailstorm listening to that on an mp3 player. It was very art movie.

http://youtu.be/x5JvbD2Zc9I

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 30, 2012 02:46 AM (bxiXv)

874 Pale and dark hair, it's a thing.

A Good Thing

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 02:46 AM (TTlQC)

875 http://youtu.be/SZtQAjdXaoc


not bad !

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:47 AM (crQEo)

876 Posted by: Otis Criblecoblisat March 30, 2012 02:45 AM (IlZPo)

I do love his live album with Grissom.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 02:47 AM (TTlQC)

877 Demons to Hell,
Angels to Heaven,
Wishing you all music love,
at post 877 ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:49 AM (crQEo)

878 If you want to impress a chick, play the piano or guitar for her

The tuba, bagpipes, accordian, or banjo ... not so much

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:49 AM (Y+DPZ)

879 argh

music {and} love

Posted by: Adriane at March 30, 2012 02:50 AM (crQEo)

880 I've been listening to a great deal of piano and
small ensemble music by Brahms, Chopin and Debussy lately.


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 02:44 AM

Clair de Lune - Debussy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXl4y6D-QI

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:51 AM (Y+DPZ)

881 at least a little snicker...


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:43 AM (r7Ddb)

This version of Gimme All YouR Lovin' is fanTASTIC!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:51 AM (F79HU)

882 If you want to impress a chick, play the piano or guitar for her
This is SO true.
Michelle gets really turned on when she watches me play the skin flute.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 30, 2012 02:51 AM (TTlQC)

883 It'd be awfully difficult to lock on to music I grew up with.

Up to the White Album, I listened to a lot of Beatles....but then my parents became concerned about reports of drug-use and wouldn't let me listen to their albums while not supervised -- so I switched over to a different band with a lead singer from San Diego -- The Doors.

One of my teachers in school played this really cool music he'd found during class. I asked what it was, and he said it was probably Walter Carlos' "Switched-On Bach" (it wasn't -- it was Ruth White's "Short Circuits") I started chasing Carlos albums and ended up falling into Classical in a big way.

After the movie, "The Sting" came out, there was a revival of interest in ragtime.....which the folks got on albums by the New England Ragtime Ensemble, and I learned to play on piano. After suffering from massive ridicule through my junior High and HS years, I decided to get with the program -- and picked up Boston "Boston"; Jefferson Starship, "Earth"; Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"; and Rush, "A Farewell to Kings".

Going to college, I started collecting 10cc and Little Feat, and occasionally going prog with PG-era Genesis.

Things didn't really get bad until Media Player.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:52 AM (kaalw)

884 This version of Gimme All YouR Lovin' is fanTASTIC!


Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 02:51 AM (F79HU)

told you. and watching them dance around while they do it, in those ridiculous shoes, with that absurd hair, is hilarious. now watch all their covers. it will make you feel teh happeh!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:54 AM (r7Ddb)

885 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3cJRiwf0Xo

Scott Joplin - Solace (Mexican Serenade)

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 02:57 AM (Y+DPZ)

886 One of my teachers in school played this really cool
music he'd found during class. I asked what it was, and he said it was
probably Walter Carlos' "Switched-On Bach" (it wasn't -- it was Ruth
White's "Short Circuits") I started chasing Carlos albums and ended up
falling into Classical in a big way.

After the movie, "The Sting"
came out, there was a revival of interest in ragtime.....which the
folks got on albums by the New England Ragtime Ensemble, and I learned
to play on piano. After suffering from massive ridicule through my
junior High and HS years, I decided to get with the program -- and
picked up Boston "Boston"; Jefferson Starship, "Earth"; Fleetwood Mac,
"Rumours"; and Rush, "A Farewell to Kings".

Going to college, I started collecting 10cc and Little Feat, and occasionally going prog with PG-era Genesis.

Things didn't really get bad until Media Player.....


Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 02:52 AM (kaalw)


this is terrifying. it tracks some of my early musical interests. but i was really into Yes and other stuff like traffic, blind faith, santana, and uriah heep. (the shame! the shame!)

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:58 AM (r7Ddb)

887 Favorite song from Yes

Wondrous Stories - Yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPdONfPts-4

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 03:01 AM (Y+DPZ)

888 Try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLhHUJebzII

Ragtime Nightingale -- there's so much tricky little fun going on in this piece if you just hammer it out as written. This performer goes with little ornaments in odd places.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:02 AM (kaalw)

889 I'm hungry - anyone for Chinese food?

Posted by: Jesse Jackson's Conscience at March 30, 2012 03:03 AM (VfmLu)

890 it will make you feel teh happeh!


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:54 AM (r7Ddb)


But I'm feeling sleepy and dozing off right now. I will check them out tomorrow.
Good night!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Whoremonger at March 30, 2012 03:04 AM (F79HU)

891 this is terrifying. it tracks some of my early
musical interests. but i was really into Yes and other stuff like
traffic, blind faith, santana, and uriah heep. (the shame! the shame!)


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:58 AM (r7Ddb)


Oh, it just gets worse -- Tubes, Oingo Boingo, INXS, Bon-era AC/DC, ELP....I saw Ted Nugent in concert with the Scorpions as the opening band....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:06 AM (kaalw)

892 G'night, Robert!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:07 AM (kaalw)

893 891
this is terrifying. it tracks some of my early

musical interests. but i was really into Yes and other stuff like

traffic, blind faith, santana, and uriah heep. (the shame! the shame!)




Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 30, 2012 02:58 AM (r7Ddb)


Oh,
it just gets worse -- Tubes, Oingo Boingo, INXS, Bon-era AC/DC,
ELP....I saw Ted Nugent in concert with the Scorpions as the opening
band....


Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:06 AM (kaalw)

=======
I saw Oingo Boingo the first night they ever played the Roxy.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:09 AM (ufJKx)

894 I leave you this gem from the late 70s

Meatloaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK-FRac7m58

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2012 03:12 AM (Y+DPZ)

895 I saw Oingo Boingo the first night they ever played the Roxy.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:09 AM (ufJKx)


Whew, baby! Were they still the Mystic Knights then?

I saw them when they had just put out "Nothing to Fear". Opened the show with gamelans.....whoo-hoo!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:13 AM (kaalw)

896 Here's the throw! Here's the play at the plate! Holy cow I think he's gonna make it !!!

Posted by: Phil Rizzuto at March 30, 2012 03:16 AM (Y+DPZ)

897 895
Whew, baby! Were they still the Mystic Knights then?

I saw them when they had just put out "Nothing to Fear". Opened the show with gamelans.....whoo-hoo!


Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:13 AM (kaalw)

=====
Yep. I was disappointed when they shortened their name. Kinda robbed something. They had a neat stage show at the time. IIRC I saw them at the Whiskey before the got the gig at the Roxy.
One thing I remember about the show was the bass player had a cardboard cutout of an upright bass body and he played his electric standing up in a stand behind the cutout for a while at the start of their show. Gave me a chuckle when he tipped over the cutout cuz I just didn't catch on at first.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:19 AM (ufJKx)

898 Wifey's asleep, so I reached over.
Phatjust got a feel.

Posted by: Phat at March 30, 2012 03:19 AM (7rP1z)

899 Drudge is scary tonite, damn if we dont live in interesting if not terrifying times..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 03:20 AM (fHyXI)

900 damn if we dont live in interesting if not terrifying times..

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 03:20 AM (fHyXI)

====
Well, it is 2012.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)

901 Yep. I was disappointed when they shortened their
name. Kinda robbed something. They had a neat stage show at the time.
IIRC I saw them at the Whiskey before the got the gig at the Roxy.
One
thing I remember about the show was the bass player had a cardboard
cutout of an upright bass body and he played his electric standing up in
a stand behind the cutout for a while at the start of their show. Gave
me a chuckle when he tipped over the cutout cuz I just didn't catch on
at first.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:19 AM (ufJKx)


That whole group had talent out the yin-yang.....and Danny Elfman just shits on their memory every chance he gets. "It wasn't as civilized as scoring films *sniff*".

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:23 AM (kaalw)

902 898 Wifey's asleep, so I reached over. Phatjust got a feel.
Posted by: Phat at March 30, 2012 03:19 AM (7rP1z)

If you have to wait until shes asleep, you are not doing it right.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 03:23 AM (fHyXI)

903 The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys got no respect, I see ...

Tough crowd.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:30 AM (X3lox)

904 903
The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys got no respect, I see ...

Tough crowd.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:30 AM (X3lox)

==
Be serious. I posted a great live version on Utube on the ONT a few weeks ago. There were no complaints.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:31 AM (ufJKx)

905 Be serious. I posted a great live version on Utube on the ONT a few weeks ago. There were no complaints.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:31 AM (ufJKx)


You've restored my faith in the Moron horde.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:33 AM (X3lox)

906 That whole group had talent out the yin-yang.....and
Danny Elfman just shits on their memory every chance he gets. "It
wasn't as civilized as scoring films *sniff*".


Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:23 AM (kaalw)

=====
I remember being real impressed with the guitar player. For some reason he was dressed something like Fred Flintstone at the time. Wish I could remember the theme of their show.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:33 AM (ufJKx)

907 Hey, gang! Let's go rumble with the Socs!

Posted by: veekapoo at March 30, 2012 03:38 AM (sqVOl)

908 I remember being real impressed with the guitar
player. For some reason he was dressed something like Fred Flintstone at
the time. Wish I could remember the theme of their show.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:33 AM (ufJKx)


Steve Bartek was awesome. Seriously, the whole group was amazingly talented....and Elfman's whiny bitch "my ears hurt, so everyone must die" act is pathetic.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:39 AM (kaalw)

909 Let's go rumble with the Socs!


Let me at 'em,, but where they be Vika???

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 03:40 AM (KZLoo)

910 I was never a big Yes fan, but I got a hold of Jeff Wakefield (he was in Yes, right?)and some other dude's score of "War of the Worlds". It is absolutely fantastic!! Amazing. Then I got to see the tape a musical score of The Bible at the amphitheater at Caesaria. That was awesome, too, though I never got the music. War of the Worlds was just intense. I think Richard Burton was narrating.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:40 AM (X3lox)

911 907
Hey, gang! Let's go rumble with the Socs!

Posted by: veekapoo at March 30, 2012 03:38 AM (sqVOl)
===
Hey Vika. MissT wanted someone to say Hi.

Who dem Socs?

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:40 AM (ufJKx)

912 907
Hey, gang! Let's go rumble with the Socs!

Posted by: veekapoo at March 30, 2012 03:38 AM (sqVOl)


Howdy, Vika, glad you could make it!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 03:42 AM (kaalw)

913 The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys got no respect, I see ...Tough crowd.
'Light up or Leave Me Alone' from On The Road is one of my all time favorite guitar tracks.
Steve Winwood is an underrated guitar player.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 03:46 AM (TTlQC)

914 Jeff Wakefield (he was in Yes, right?)

====

Pretty darn sure Rick Wakefield was the keyboard player in Yes.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:47 AM (ufJKx)

915 Steve Winwood is an underrated guitar player.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 03:46 AM (TTlQC)


Arc of a Diver was always one of my favorite albums.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:47 AM (X3lox)

916 I am not heartless, I feel for this kid, why was he out wandering the streets after being suspended from school. His dad should have made him stay his ass at home
Damn parents, teach your kids.
If I am wrong, oh well.
If my kid was in trouble, I would correct it..
Just my opinion.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 03:48 AM (fHyXI)

917 Anybody with Siri around?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 30, 2012 03:48 AM (Iyg03)

918 Pretty darn sure Rick Wakefield was the keyboard player in Yes.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 03:47 AM (ufJKx)


Close enough. I used to live near Wakefield, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:49 AM (X3lox)

919 Here's the beginning of "War of the Worlds" - it was Jeff Wayne, evidently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvwxvCOSH4

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 30, 2012 03:53 AM (X3lox)

920 Arc of a Diver was always one of my favorite albums.

That's a really well pressed LP.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 03:53 AM (TTlQC)

921 MissT cannot post?

Redeye just informed me about the average cost of a wedding, 27 grand. The average.

People, do not concern yourselves with the ginned up controversies of the left. We live in a culture that does not respect pair bonding and yet we are spending an average of $27,000 on it. We're fucking imbeciles. That's all you need to remember. It's for every situation. Fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 03:55 AM (sqVOl)

922 """try bluegrass. its sounding better and better to me these days. SIGH im getting so damn OLD.""



I could be 1000 years old and bluegrass will never be sounding any better to me. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 30, 2012 03:58 AM (FMbng)

923 I can say with certainty that you people aren't listening to enough Joe Jackson.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 03:59 AM (TTlQC)

924 921
MissT cannot post?


Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 03:55 AM (sqVOl)


======


she racked out a couple hours ago, but she left a message on her way out.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:00 AM (ufJKx)

925 923
I can say with certainty that you people aren't listening to enough Joe Jackson.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2012 03:59 AM (TTlQC)

====
I bought a 5 string so I could play Steppin' Out.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:01 AM (ufJKx)

926 921
MissT cannot post?



Redeye just informed me about the average cost of a wedding, 27 grand. The average.



People, do not concern yourselves with the ginned up controversies
of the left. We live in a culture that does not respect pair bonding and
yet we are spending an average of $27,000 on it. We're fucking
imbeciles. That's all you need to remember. It's for every situation.
Fucking imbeciles.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 03:55 AM (sqVOl)


Is that all? One year, I figured out the taxes for BH and I if we were to get married....and it would have been $4000 more. We went to Fiji instead.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:02 AM (kaalw)

927 The music stagnation thing is true in my case. My parents listened to the pop station, so I have a soft spot for the admittedly awful music of the 70's. In school, as member of the white working-class tribe, my friends and I were into what is now "classic rock". In high school I became a metalhead..Slayer and early Metallica, none of that Ratt crap...while still watching MTV and the goofy videos of the early 80's. My musical journey pretty much ended with Pearl Jam's "Ten" in '92. I like a newer tune here or there, but I don;t think my Itunes has more than 6 songs made after that. And I've long ago stopped caring if anyone thinks I'm a fogey. In fact, my 12 year old daughter is a huge Beatles fan, and some 20-somethings I work with worship Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 30, 2012 04:02 AM (fiXQh)

928 Night all. God Bless.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 30, 2012 04:02 AM (fHyXI)

929 I've seen the Kingston Trio and New Christy Minstrels live.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:03 AM (kaalw)

930 G'night, lou's!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:04 AM (kaalw)

931 Hello, Tams! Wherever you are...

I'm singing that Durante song. Perfect chaser to a little internet ass kicking. Fucking imbeciles, I'm telling you.

Speaking of fucking imbeciles, my man deployed with them. Fucking imbeciles.

Any other fucking imbeciles? Oh, yes. The water company is now charging hundreds of dollars a month while announcing a future increase.

There's also that other class of fucking imbeciles who have earned the big C on their badges but we're not allowed to use that word until the Fluck narrative retires. Stay tuned.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:04 AM (sqVOl)

932 Kingston Trio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nc2GWytR0E

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:06 AM (kaalw)

933 $27k for a wedding?

Get off it.

$25 bucks for a filing fee downtown at City Hall and about a grand for a catered reception at a local restaurant.

That's what I paid for my own wedding.

We are still married 36 years later. Unlike those dipshits that blew $27k and are divorced 2 years later.

Posted by: navybrat at March 30, 2012 04:06 AM (RiajU)

934 929
I've seen the Kingston Trio and New Christy Minstrels live.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:03 AM (kaalw)
====
now that's a little weird. Revival show? K. Rodgers? I'm a couple years older than you, and they were already a done deal when I was a wee lad.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:08 AM (ufJKx)

935 Continuing the theme -- Christy Moore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3sY4t57qoI

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:09 AM (kaalw)

936 Unlike those dipshits that blew $27k and are divorced 2 years later.


Posted by: navybrat at March 30, 2012 04:06 AM (RiajU)

======
People who want to be brides that don't want to be wives. Is it any wonder the rest of their lives are just as fulla shit?

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:10 AM (ufJKx)

937 I've seen the Kingston Trio minus Dave and John Stewart solo. Had an awkward interaction with Stewart as a child. My dad used to take me to shows. Also saw Pete Seeger. My dad thinks Seeger's politics are hilarious. I did not sing along because the crunchies at school forced me to sing every day. I had enough of that shit by age 5.

I will however sing Abiyoyo for you now.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:10 AM (sqVOl)

938 934
929

I've seen the Kingston Trio and New Christy Minstrels live.




Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:03 AM (kaalw)
====
now
that's a little weird. Revival show? K. Rodgers? I'm a couple years
older than you, and they were already a done deal when I was a wee lad.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:08 AM (ufJKx)

Something of a revival, at the Flint Center in Cupertino. The BH were possibly the youngest people there.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:11 AM (kaalw)

939 The Trio wasn't a done deal.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:11 AM (sqVOl)

940 I love navybrat's good wedding sense!

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:13 AM (sqVOl)

941 Continuing the theme -- Gerry Rafferty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpOTn8EjFr4

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:14 AM (kaalw)

942 Aw, shit. My schedule is working out great but I keep missing Tams. I'll try to squeeze in earlier next time.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:17 AM (sqVOl)

943 Can't sober up now -- Marillion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m35DdsuM5Oo

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:19 AM (kaalw)

944 http://tinyurl.com/7nptg7v

Posted by: Israeli Army Cuteness at March 30, 2012 04:20 AM (ReaDT)

945 Who are the Socs, JC? Every time you run into a fucking imbecile, that's another Soc.

I'm only kidding about rumbling. Any time you interact with them, you feed them.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:20 AM (sqVOl)

946 but I keep missing Tams. I'll try to squeeze in earlier next time.

Quite a bit earlier Vika,, most times she's left by the time I arrive 1-2 am. Either insomnia's not a problem or Thor's wearing her out...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 04:20 AM (KZLoo)

947 NATO convoy ambushed.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:22 AM (sqVOl)

948 Sorry I dropped out suddenly; we had a crisis with the puppies. We have two Malamute puppies, a boy and a girl, siblings. They're at the age where they're kinda housebroken, but the girl is a burrita and sometimes decides she doesn't want to bother with going all the way outside. It kinda disrupted things for a while.

Cthulhu, you saw the New Christy Minstrels? At the risk of sounding like a feeb, that's kinda cool. I loved them when I was a kid; we had all the albums.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 04:23 AM (IlZPo)

949 Hope it is Thor. I can't do that early. Sigh.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:23 AM (sqVOl)

950 Further inebriation -- Tull

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVOzMvbay0g

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:23 AM (kaalw)

951 Cthulhu, you saw the New Christy Minstrels? At the
risk of sounding like a feeb, that's kinda cool. I loved them when I was
a kid; we had all the albums.


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 04:23 AM (IlZPo)


We had nowhere near all the albums.....but....."Green, green".

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:24 AM (kaalw)

952
Good evening, morons. I'm just here to say I want to stay comatose until the Supreme Court ruling on Obamacare comes out. Late June, god save me.

I had a dream once that I was diagnosed with a horrible disease and they wanted to re-test me to make sure, but it would take three months for the new test results. I am now living that dream.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at March 30, 2012 04:26 AM (VNQUl)

953 945
Who are the Socs, JC? Every time you run into a fucking imbecile, that's another Soc.



I'm only kidding about rumbling. Any time you interact with them, you feed them.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:20 AM (sqVOl)

=====
I have been working on an honest explanation to the im-bess-ills (as Bugs would say) on the (probably) completely pointless hope that they can be shown the light.
Trouble is I figger most of them are the willing blind. Even so, I am trying. I want to find a way to come at the explanation from so far on the flank that it is possible to make it past their defense shields.


Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:27 AM (ufJKx)

954 9 Afghan police killed by colleague in Paktika. Again, killing police in their sleep. I believe it was 11 last time.



Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:28 AM (sqVOl)

955 Oh, what the heck -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sVYv3vtE08

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:28 AM (kaalw)

956 952

Good evening, morons. I'm just here to say I want to stay comatose
until the Supreme Court ruling on Obamacare comes out. Late June, god
save me.

I had a dream once that I was diagnosed with a horrible
disease and they wanted to re-test me to make sure, but it would take
three months for the new test results. I am now living that dream.


Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at March 30, 2012 04:26 AM (VNQUl)


Howdy, arhooley! Yeah, it's a long, long time to wait to find out if we're totally screwed.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:30 AM (kaalw)

957 My Mom liked the group, so she got all the albums, and when I was a kid I listened to everything we had. "Green Green" was just the beginning. I liked that song, but Barry McGuire was a pretty corny singer. The album I liked best was Today, the soundtrack album to the film Advance to The Rear. Some nice songs there. After that, they devolved into a MOR cover band, and I didn't listen much to the last few albums.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 30, 2012 04:30 AM (IlZPo)

958 Howdy, arhooley! Yeah, it's a long, long time to wait to find out if we're totally screwed.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:30 AM (kaalw)


=====
I wonder if Americans are meek or patient. I hope it isn't meek.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:31 AM (ufJKx)

959 I've seen Henske several times. She still has a good voice.

Been there, arhooley. Make sure you stay on top of every detail. I was tortured by an unnecessary delay I could have prevented just by riding their asses. I was "terminal" for a month until I wasn't. Fucking imbeciles (me included).

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:32 AM (sqVOl)

960 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThVTXHOnD14

More NCM.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:36 AM (kaalw)

961 jc, my man tries to reason with people to the point he has collected a large gaggle of assholes. Despite being an intelligent debater and a nice guy, he will never convert anyone. Now, I'm stuck with the assholes. Don't do that to your woman. I beg of you. :7D

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:37 AM (sqVOl)

962 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA1q9f3HTPA

Changing the subject again.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:39 AM (kaalw)

963 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBeXnzjvMrk



I don't want to move to Omaha, either.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:42 AM (kaalw)

964 it's a long, long time to wait to find out if we're totally screwed.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:30 AM (kaalw)

--------------------Maybe the thing to do is watch the Supreme Court clerks. If they schedule a bunch of medical services real quick, or scout out apartments in Hongkong, or buy a bunch of gold . . .And why the hell doesn't Firefox show my formatting when I post?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at March 30, 2012 04:42 AM (GpjfG)

965 Earlier, someone had been talking about a rhyme for "purple", which probably is what's prompting this -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1s7HHnnjU4

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:45 AM (kaalw)

966 961
jc, my man tries to reason with people to the point he has collected a
large gaggle of assholes. Despite being an intelligent debater and a
nice guy, he will never convert anyone. Now, I'm stuck with the
assholes. Don't do that to your woman. I beg of you. :7D

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:37 AM (sqVOl)

=====
That won't be a problem. I am writing it, and I will probably use a nom de plume. Believe me, I don't want any followers. Another "it's the gourd," "no, it's the sandal" argument is definitely not for me.
What I really hope to do is to prepare a text that allows proper thinking people to claim the high ground and absolutely be disdainful of the shit-fer-brains crowd all day, every day. I want to strip them of their sense of belonging and cool. I want them to absolutely FEEL us condescending to them and not have one damn thing they can do about it.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)

967 Bridging a couple of themes -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWAYXdeArF0

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:48 AM (kaalw)

968 .....and, I'm running on fumes. I think it's time to say "goodnight" while can still articulate it properly.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 30, 2012 04:50 AM (kaalw)

969 Night CT

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 04:53 AM (ufJKx)

970 Nightie night, Master Hentai!

Watching for rushed medical care and fleeing people made me laugh.

jc, That's the way to do it! Wish the man would follow your fine example. Different subject matter for him. Just about anything would do. The effects of global warming junk science on the common garden snail perhaps.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 04:59 AM (sqVOl)

971 Two groups will be protesting at King Turds arrival today
the signs will proclaim:


"Stand Up for Peace, Economic Justice and a Livable Planet.”


"hands off our God given liberties, limited government, religious freedom and liberty and protecting healthcare!”

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 04:59 AM (KZLoo)

972 2 other Afghan police were killed in separate incidents. One by a motorcycle bomb. Of the earlier referenced 9 murdered in their sleep, one was the brother of the shooter.

2 NATO troops killed. RIP. One by a "roadside bomb." I wish they would use proper terminology.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:07 AM (sqVOl)

973 BEAN!

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:08 AM (sqVOl)

974 Only 70 more comments and we it the BIG 1,000! (But I ain't doing it by my lonesome)

Posted by: Lurkin'no'mo at March 30, 2012 05:11 AM (6zvrq)

975 I'm working but I'll keep checking in.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:14 AM (sqVOl)

976 Wait. 70?

:7)

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:15 AM (sqVOl)

977 Night Kids. CYA.



Mornin' Vic.

Posted by: jc at March 30, 2012 05:18 AM (ufJKx)

978 Good Morning Morons. It doesn't matter than the AGW scam has been proven to be a fraudulent exercise in advancing communism and stealing money from people. The damn MFM is still printing the scam like nothing has happened in the past 10 years. And worst of all, under executive fiat orders the EPA is advancing their own laws without benefit of Congress. And they know they will get away with it because the Republican have no balls.


As for the Battle of Athens, it would never happen today. The feds would dispatch troops to put the "rebellion down".

On Gideon Bibles, my brother is a member of the Gideon society. They do things besides hand out bibles which is becoming more difficult now as more and more local governments are declaring war on religion.


And last of all Imus is a libtard asshole.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:22 AM (YdQQY)

979 Imus is on TV now talking about his choice to not have treatment for prostate cancer and just combat it through diet and exercise.

If he knew how painful death from that was he would change that. He is spewing about how doctors lie about the side effects of radiation, chemo, and operations.

He is not just a fool, he is a damn fool.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:26 AM (YdQQY)

980 VIKA

nite JC

Mornin Vic,, 30 here headed to 40..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 05:28 AM (KZLoo)

981 And last of all Imus is a libtard asshole.

Yep Vic,, I listened to him years and years ago, even the gruff voice didn't hide his true feelings..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 05:31 AM (KZLoo)

982 About 59° here now. Old Imus keeps spewing about the need for a "safety net". That is a key "dog whistle" for socialism.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:34 AM (YdQQY)

983 Of the earlier referenced 9 murdered in their sleep, one was the brother of the shooter.

Unfukin believable ,, the brother no less. How are you suppose to know which are the bad guys when family don't even know..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 05:34 AM (KZLoo)

984 Hi, Vic.

It freaks me out when people say what Imus is saying... but he's saying it about prostate cancer!?! Is he insane?

I guess I'm lucky that my guys sought treatment and kicked its ass. How can he do that to his loved ones? It's sad.

I hope you are doing well this fine morning.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:35 AM (sqVOl)

985 Old Imus keeps spewing about the need for a "safety net"

Yes Vic when you come right down to it he's no better then slut fluke.. couldn't condoms be called safety nets???? and that's the problem they will keep needing bigger and bigger nets.. but that resonates better then bigger and bigger government.

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 05:37 AM (KZLoo)

986 I'm doing fine this morning. I am about to go turn in my Chemo pump this morning and this is my last chemo. As for Imus, I had a friend from my CA days who had moved back to OH to take care of his grandmother. His wife called me to come visit because he had prostate cancer.

I visited over Thanksgiving holidays and he died before Christmas. He died very painfully even with massive amounts of morphine.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:39 AM (YdQQY)

987 this is my last chemo.

Way Cool Vic,,,

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 05:42 AM (KZLoo)

988 Imus keeps talking about this safety net and how poor people can't afford the fees then the hospital and ultimately us pay for it.

This is not completely true because the Hospital will still bill you for it and attempt to collect. Here they will set up a payment schedule and turn it over to bill collectors.

In any case, this wouldn't be a problem if they changed the law on what the ER has to do.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:42 AM (YdQQY)

989 We can't tell who is the enemy and they can't either. In some cultures, killing a relative you disagree with is a good thing. Can you imagine? I have some bad relatives but I would never harm them (unless it was a Hitler, Stalin, Mao, or the guy shooting sleeping cops).

Discussed security with the man again today. Situational awareness only provides so much protection. The rest isn't up to him.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:42 AM (sqVOl)

990 Yeah, way cool.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:42 AM (YdQQY)

991 Congrats on the last one, Vic. :7)

I will never understand how a family man could choose not to fight. He can call it whatever he wants but he's choosing to do nothing. And, like you said, it's a bad death. I would not choose that experience for my kids. Maybe he has the worst case of denial since Steve McQueen.

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 05:48 AM (sqVOl)

992 SE Cupp on there with Imus. She likes Sanatarium. Imus said he wanted a Gingrich/Palin ticket.

Both agreed that this is a bad year for Mutt but he will probably get the nod anyway.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 05:53 AM (YdQQY)

993 I'm out. Gotta use oil paint and that requires my full attention.

Have a good day!

Posted by: vika at March 30, 2012 06:06 AM (sqVOl)

994 Later Vika..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 06:08 AM (KZLoo)

995 Bye Bye Vika

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:13 AM (YdQQY)

996
Local ecotards newest gripe is we need to get rid of the cows as their polluting the lake with their manure...

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 06:13 AM (KZLoo)

997 Turned it over to Fox and Friends. They were going on about the Trayvon travesty. I turned off all the so-called news.

Wouldn't it be nice if we had a news channel that did actual news with no opinion and no frilly feel good stories

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:16 AM (YdQQY)

998 news channel that did actual news

Yeah Vic,, but I ain't holding my breath.. journalist no longer means what it says...same as everything touched by liberals..

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 06:21 AM (KZLoo)

999 Nice

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:23 AM (+rBDt)

1000 Local ecotards newest gripe is we need to get rid of the cows as their polluting the lake with their manure...
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Are they? If so, there are ways to stop that that are not too expensive.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:23 AM (YdQQY)

1001 1000

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:23 AM (+rBDt)

1002 Wow, Morning Joe complaining that some 'racist' websites are digging into Trayvon's Twitter account to dig out 'ominous' looking photos so they can skew the perception of poor wittle Trayvon... As they have a picture of a 12 year old Trayvon in the corner.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2012 06:24 AM (KI/Ch)

1003 So I wake up about 2 hours early and can't sleep so it's off to the ole' HQ. My moment of zen is getting 1000.

I can die now.

Or, maybe I'll sleep for 2 hours and go to work groggy.. Yeah. going to work groggy.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:26 AM (+rBDt)

1004 BLAST!!

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:26 AM (+rBDt)

1005 If so, there are ways to stop that that are not too expensive.

Yeah spread it only in Montpelier would be my suggestion.. it's far from the lake and that's where all the turds reside anyway... *state gov*

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 06:27 AM (KZLoo)

1006 Anyone up for 2000?

God bless you, Vic.

No, really, the Mrs. too.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:27 AM (+rBDt)

1007 I tried watching Morning Joe a few times. They are even worse than Fox.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:27 AM (YdQQY)

1008 Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:27 AM (+rBDt)
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Thanks

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:29 AM (YdQQY)

1009 moment of zen is getting 1000.

Well Lobster you could think of it as getting More then zen1k...more's better right?

Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 06:33 AM (KZLoo)

1010 I tried watching Morning Joe a few times. They are even worse than Fox.



Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:27 AM (YdQQY)




The reason to watch is because Mika has a direct line to Valerie Jarret.
You know what both the day's news cycle is to be as well as the Dem
spin on it by listening to what they're talking about. It looked to me
earlier this week that they wanted the Trayvon story to go away after
No_Limits_Ni**a wasn't the image they wanted to present for Obama's
slain son. Then that police video was released 'proving' some major
racist conspiracy and they're right back on it, and anyone questioning
Trayvon's character is a racist.



Right back to Obama's comfort zone. Indicates to me
that Obama is going to be beaten in rather epic fashion, just too bad we
don't have much to replace him with.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2012 06:37 AM (KI/Ch)

1011 Well Lobster you could think of it as getting More then zen1k...more's better right?


Posted by: beanervt at March 30, 2012 06:33 AM
----
Hmm...

I'll go with Nigel Tufnel on this.

"Well, it's one louder.".

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 30, 2012 06:38 AM (+rBDt)

1012 CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) and me will form a group screaming for "free" government supplied Woodford Reserve. That should be a natural right.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:41 AM (YdQQY)

1013 News up

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2012 06:58 AM (YdQQY)






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