Overnight Open Thread (3-26-2012)

Heh: The California To Texas Translation Guide

Via Doug Ross comes this handy guide for Californies who have Gone To Texas and are having a hard time communicating with the locals. It also works pretty well for any non-blue state.

I wonder if there's a browser plugin you can get that will automatically translate MSM-speak for you as well.

CALIFORNIA TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands Swamp
Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed Well-protected
Narrow-minded Righteous
Nonviable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby
Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks for Stump Removal
Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism
Upper Class or "The Rich " Self-Employed
Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme
Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle
Assault Weapon Semi-Auto
Religious Zealot Church-going
Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine
Socialized Medicine New Taxes and Higher Taxes

UNC-Chapel Hill Forbids The Mention of Limbaugh's Name During Broadcasts

Or their name to be spoken during Rush's show:

UNC-Chapel Hill has asked WRDU 106.1, a Triangle station also known as "Rush Radio," to stop referencing the school or the Tar Heel Sports Network during the broadcast of Rush Limbaugh's daily talk show on the station.

The new practice, announced in a statement from the university, also prohibits mentioning Limbaugh's show during the broadcast of UNC football and basketball games on Rush Radio.

Why? Well because they're such an open-minded community of ideas. And because they fear getting conservo-cooties over the radio waves.

The Death of Encyclopedia Britannica - Dead Tree Version

So the Encyclopedia Britannica as a printed set of books is dead - from now on it'll be in electronic form only. Which is kind of shame since it was always my favorite encyclopedia at school.

But they were also notorious for their high prices and hard-sell techniques:

It was either a door-to-door salesman or a hawker at the county fair who suckered my parents into buying the Encyclopedia Britannica. ...They were the perfect marks for the encyclopedia man: They wanted to give their kids a good start in life, they believed in the expansive possibilities of consumer goods, and they trusted the authority of the Britannica name.

I don't know exactly how much they shelled out for those books, but I remember it was a major purchase-big enough that they had to pay on an installment plan, and big enough that when the books arrived in the mail, we greeted them as joyously as we would a new car. My sister and I cleared a space on the bookshelf and carefully installed them in alphabetical order. And that's pretty much where they've remained, mostly unopened and forgotten, ever since.

I made the mistake once of inquiring what the price was and was hounded for months by salesmen knocking on the door. And then you had their commercials like this one - which I remember seeing and remember wanting to beat the shit out of the arrogant little prick they had as their poster-snob:

Turnaround: Japanese Troops Learning Hand-to-hand Combat From U.S. Soldiers

The US system may have been initially inspired by Japanese martial arts but it's evolved and now has the benefit of actual use in combat:

Martial arts experts charged with revamping the Japan Self-Defense Force hand-to-hand combat program are eager to incorporate lessons learned by U.S. troops fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

In recent years, the U.S. Army has revised its own hand-to-hand combat training based on interviews with hundreds of soldiers involved in close-quarters combat in both theaters.

...During close-quarters combat drills, American troops learn to thump enemies in the chest with the muzzles of their rifles, creating space in case they need to shoot to protect themselves. The technique was developed after experts analyzed the information provided by the troops involved in fights in Iraq and Afghanistan, where soldiers are more likely to find themselves engaged in crowd control than fighting with bayonets

How Containerization Changed The World

Pretty much everything you have around you likely arrived via a shipping container. And it turns out the idea of a standardized container was the brainchild of a truck driver in the 30's who was irritated that he had to wait so long for the stevedores to load his cargo onto a ship.

11 Classic Posters

That were probably on your wall if you're of a certain age.

In early 1976, one of Pro Arts' founders heard from a friend that many of his dorm-mates at college were buying women's magazines just for the Wella Balsam shampoo ads that featured a blonde beauty named Farrah Fawcett. Pro Arts tracked down Fawcett and arranged a photo shoot beside the pool at her Bel-Air, California, home. Photographer Bruce McBroom used an Indian blanket that doubled as a seat cover in his Chevy as a backdrop. Farrah chose a red one-piece bathing suit in lieu of a bikini in order to cover a scar on her stomach.

farrahposter56

Post-Sex Psychology

Researchers are on the job and the results seem well about what you'd expect:

In that case they found that our post-coital behaviors - again considering only heterosexual sex - tend to split along gender lines. Eating, fixing yourself a drink, smoking and asking your partner for favors - all activities that sound pretty good to me - were more likely to be taken on by the men. The women, in this case, placed greater importance on behaviors related to intimacy, like cuddling and "professing their love.
No word though on sammich-making or tearful apologies.

Man Raped By Woman?

Via unwanted surprise BJ:

A woman was today ordered to stand trial in Australia, accused of breaking into a man's home and raping him.

Rebecca Helen Elder, 39, pleaded not guilty to one count of aggravated serious criminal trespass at the man's home, and one count of rape.

...At trial, prosecutors will allege Elder, of Parkside, broke into a house while its male occupant - who cannot be named - was lawfully on the premises. 

They will also say she broke in with the intention of committing a further offence of rape.

Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.

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And don't forget about the Job Bank.

And my twitter thang.

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Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 10:10 PM (7W3wI)

2 yO mORONS

Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 10:11 PM (z9HTb)

3 Asimov for the win!

Posted by: toby928© at March 26, 2012 10:12 PM (GTbGH)

4 That's not rape rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at March 26, 2012 10:13 PM (QaYwz)

5 Yep. Chapel Hill, North Carolina - where the Liberals still haven't gotten over Kerry/Edwards, and they have the bumper stickers to prove it.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 26, 2012 10:13 PM (j/nZn)

6 Radio Shack still exists.

sigh

Posted by: Zakn at March 26, 2012 10:13 PM (zyaZ1)

7 Not first, but this is all I've got tonight. My back is killing me, and I'm down for the count. Gonna watch some more Lost and let the pain killers take me away.

Hope the ONT is fun, gang. Try not to kill each other too many times while I'm away.

Posted by: NukemHill at March 26, 2012 10:14 PM (7WLzC)

8 Is that a computer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 10:14 PM (RZ8pf)

9 I didn't say that woman could put her mouth on me, but I did ask her to make me a sammich afterwards.

Posted by: some Australian dude at March 26, 2012 10:14 PM (mjR67)

10 Good evening.

This Martin/Zimmerman case is making me long for Thunderdome.

In Martin's place we could have a melee battle between Zimmerman, Sharpton and Jackson.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:15 PM (F79HU)

11 Posted by: NukemHill at March 26, 2012 10:14 PM (7WLzC)

NO!!!! Don't watch LOST, or else you'll just end up disappointed. Watch Supernatural instead, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:15 PM (UR5vq)

12 Is that a computer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Yes

Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 10:16 PM (z9HTb)

13 Obama Lawyer Laughed at In Supreme Court

Here's to more of that! Cheers, you ugly morons!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2012 10:16 PM (qOfw/)

14
Posted by: NukemHill at March 26, 2012 10:14 PM (7WLzC)

Lost was great. Hope you enjoy it.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:16 PM (F79HU)

15 California: Bottled water

Texas: Lite Beer

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:16 PM (QaYwz)

16 I received this yesterday from my friend's boss.

"Dear
Friends, Clients and Colleagues,

It
is with great sadness that I write to share the news of the untimely passing of
a great attorney, a great hearted man and someone we will all miss, John Peara
Baba.

John
died in his sleep over the weekend, peacefully moving on to whatever comes next
for him. He leaves us all the better for having known him. He advanced the laws
protecting the right of people to have access to the court and public process
without fear of countersuit. He also preserved the right to negotiate with
tenants and advanced other legal rights of property owners in
meaningful ways.

I
am sure each of you will have your own fond memories. I had the pleasure of
working with John for the last 12 years in my law practice, during which time he
distinguished himself admirably with published decisions and well earned
recognition as a "Rising Star" on the "SuperLawyers" list. I will miss him
dearly as a member of the firm and even more as a friend.///I miss you already John. Here's to that law firm we never will open -- it would have been great. Rest in peace.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 26, 2012 10:16 PM (II97J)

17 "Is that a computer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Well actually that is a computer in my pocket. But I am happy to see you.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:17 PM (R5yLq)

18 UNC-Chapel Hill has asked WRDU 106.1, a Triangle station also known as
"Rush Radio," to stop referencing the school or the Tar Heel Sports
Network during the broadcast of Rush Limbaugh's daily talk show on the
station.
The new practice, announced in a statement from the
university, also prohibits mentioning Limbaugh's show during the
broadcast of UNC football and basketball games on Rush Radio.




--Well, now that they've been eliminated from the NCAA's, who gives a fuck?

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:17 PM (ykSKg)

19
Make your own f'n sammich. But first, you will bang us.

Posted by: Georgetown U Law Tarts at March 26, 2012 10:17 PM (vbh31)

20 I've never watched a single episode of "Lost" or "Seinfeld." I don't feel like I missed anything.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 10:17 PM (mjR67)

21 "Watch Supernatural instead, ."

Supernatural Rocks. End of review.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq)

22 Ha, I remember that commercial. I feel old.

Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (LJ9nk)

23 It's amazing that break bulk cargo lasted so long.The solution was so simple.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (7W3wI)

24 " I've never watched a single episode of "Lost" or "Seinfeld." I don't feel like I missed anything."

Aren't they the same show?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq)

25 there are so many white hispanics here that I am starting to feel a little uncomfortable.

Posted by: a black dutchman at March 26, 2012 10:19 PM (ssVeC)

26 I had a shitload of black light posters and believe
It or not a poster of Linda ronstadt in my room
Growing up.

Posted by: McLovin at March 26, 2012 10:19 PM (l14aH)

27 I'm pretty stoked, I got the white hispanic Miguel Cabrera on my fantasy baseball team.

Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM (LJ9nk)

28 My mom bought the Funk Wagnalls from the supermarket, volume by volume, and a free world atlas and two-volume dictionary along the way. Sure, not as impressive-looking on the shelf, but just as engrossing to my voracious mind in middle school. I still have the beat-up dictionary just feet away from me, over 25 years later, and still sometimes use it when my computer is not turned on.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM (ykSKg)

29 Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:16 PM (QaYwz)

Heh. Lite Beer is basically water favored with a bit of urine.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM (UR5vq)

30 I think Zimmerman should challenge Jessie Jackson to a trial by combat.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM (NVu2l)

31 Big Asimov fan family here. But I didn't buy a trash80. I didn't have any posters on my wall either -- too cheap.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM (ccXZP)

32 MINO? Man In Name Only? for the Ausie Male?

Posted by: Romeo13, part of Men Goin Their Own Way at March 26, 2012 10:21 PM (lZBBB)

33 Yes, that is a computer in my pants. It is a neural-net processor.

Posted by: T-800 at March 26, 2012 10:21 PM (QaYwz)

34 SFGoth, I'm sorry to hear about your friend's death.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at March 26, 2012 10:21 PM (SsG4J)

35
Posted by: a black dutchman at March 26, 2012 10:19 PM (ssVeC)
Fucking waffle eaters!

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:22 PM (F79HU)

36 A "trash 80'?

Neither "Lost" nor "Seinfeld"?

You did miss some serious yuks from missing "Seinfeld"

Missing "Lost"? You missed a very interesting nothing.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 26, 2012 10:22 PM (O3R/2)

37 Heh, I think I'll pass that containerization vid to my global logistics class.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:22 PM (ykSKg)

38 30
I think Zimmerman should challenge Jessie Jackson to a trial by combat.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 10:20 PM

I read that Daily Caller article on the timeline. I've heard over and over from some that "Zimmerman should have stayed in his car once told to by the 911 operator"

Zimmerman wasn't in his car when he called 911, he was outside, and the recording is loaded with background noise, something you don't have if you're in your car with the windows closed.

Zimmerman was heading back to his car after the call, JUST AS INSTRUCTED

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

39 Supernatural is great. We just started and are almost through season 1. I hope the quality doesn't go down.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (D5wbV)

40 white=hispanic

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (OhYCU)

41 So, tell the truth, morons. How many of you would file charges against a woman who gave you an unsolicited blow job? Really?

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (WhSRj)

42 Someone on an earlier question was asking how sharpton and jackson managed to gain any prominence? the answer is they are devoid of any sense of shame. they will say and do anything to get a little extra money and they do not care if the are discovered.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

43 TRS-80 has got nutin' on me. Anyone want to play a game?

Posted by: W.O.P.R. at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (QaYwz)

44 Some posters that article left out:

Bo Derek in the wet shirt
Cheryl Tiegs in the fishnet swimsuit
Shaun Cassidy
Star Wars movie poster
Apollo 8 Earth image
The Flagg Uncle Sam "I Want You" poster
"We Can Do It"
Toulouse-Lautrec Moulin Rouge (arty kids only)


Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 10:24 PM (v9Kjt)

45 Not me TCN.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:24 PM (QaYwz)

46 white=hispanic

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (OhYCU)

Just what are you implying?

Posted by: The entire nation of Spain at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM (F79HU)

47 6'3" = 6'0" on nancy grace

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM (OhYCU)

48 Small "Arsenal of Weapons" = my wife's gun collection.

Posted by: 141Driver at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM (KeXQh)

49 "You did miss some serious yuks from missing "Seinfeld""

Well for me watching a TV show about a lot of New Yorkers being neurotic was never really all that funny. Once you've seen the real thing.. lol.. well nothing quite compares.

The only place on earth where, "Hey - FUCK YOU!" is considered a friendly greeting.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM (R5yLq)

50 Lag, that's nothing, yinzer, the Rangers have both white AND non white Hispanics. Bam!

Also example of white Hispanic= Michael Young!

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM (D5wbV)

51 The first season and a half of lost was good.

It jumped the shark very quickly for me.

Seinfeld was a great show. My favorite show
Was when Roger McDowell was the second spitter.

Posted by: McLovin at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (l14aH)

52 Jesse Helms once suggested that we build a fence around UNC-CH to keep all the commies and hippies in one place.

LOSERS!


They didn't pay one bet this weekend.


This is the school where that noted centralist Chris "tingle legs" Mathews did graduate work.

Also noted graduate, now disbarred, jurist, Mike Nifong.

ABC= Cheer for ANYBODY BUT CAROLINA.


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (hXJOG)

53 Missing "Lost"? You missed a very interesting nothing.

I liked the concept of LOST (reminded me a bit of Myst, where you're just dropped on an island and you have to figure out for yourself what to do), but it became a convoluted mess in the end. It's what helped turn me off network TV. I tried Burn Notice and I was satisfied until Season 5.

Video games are where it's truly at, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (UR5vq)

54 I rememberI had the Jaws one, maybe the Farrah, a Ford '76, and a poster of Don Garlits' dragster on the deck of a carrier. Wish I'da kept all that stuff.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (vpe0k)

55 Shaun Cassidy
guilty as charged.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (RZ8pf)

56 If Zimmerman's white, the president is white.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (UpwlP)

57 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson is late to the party at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (JMmQ9)

58 Yinzer, rather.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (D5wbV)

59 UNC Chapel Hill has always been open to just about every diversity you can think of: Diversity of Color; Diversity of Race; Diversity of Sexual Orientation; and more.



Diversity of Religion...yes unless you're Christian we're welcomed to keep our opinions to ourselves.



Diversity of Thought? Yeah right. Makes me wonder why I give a shit about the school anymore.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (/izg2)

60 28 >> My mom bought the Funk Wagnalls from the supermarket.....

Posted by: logprof

Ahh, I couldn't remember the publisher's name but my folks did the same. I pretty much read them all including a couple of yearly supplementals.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (ccXZP)

61
California: Sprouts
Texas: Weeds

California: Bean Curds
Texas: Goo

California: The 105
Texas: July's average temperature

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (4q5tP)

62 If you can find the Seinfeld finale on youtube, watch it. All these f-ing self-centered, neurotic New York assholes go to jail.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (O3R/2)

63 So, how can you tell if you are a white Hispanic? Or just white? Or just Hispanic? And how come we don't get to be Caucasian anymore? This race baiting gets trickier every day. Maybe I should just stay conservative and not really give a fat damn what color/nationality anybody else is.

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (WhSRj)

64 47
6'3" = 6'0" on nancy grace


Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:25 PM

Has Nay-an-sah offered to pull the switch when they find Zimmerman guilty, just like she knows he will be?

She knew that the Duke Lacrosse boys were guilty too. Then she confidently predicted Casey Anthony would fry

I can see why she isn't a prosecutor anymore. Why the hell is she still on TV?


Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

65 "upernatural is great. We just started and are almost through season 1. I hope the quality doesn't go down."

I have all 7 seasons of them on the network hard drive. If anything the quality goes up, I kid you not. Each season gets a little stranger, a little funnier - it's absolutely amazing.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (R5yLq)

66 41 Only if she used teeth.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (7W3wI)

67 Haven't read the other comments yet, but regarding the translation tool for Californians who go to Texas, a better solution would be for Californians to stay in California and fix the bankrupt state mess that THEY created with their liberal policies. Rather than going to Texas and voting for policies that will wreck things there as well.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (DQpZ4)

68 Maybe I
should just stay conservative and not really give a fat damn what
color/nationality anybody else is.


Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM (WhSRj)

This!

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (F79HU)

69 Also noted graduate, now disbarred, jurist, Mike Nifong.



This asshole will soon be riding the barbed cock of Satan. Can. Not. Wait.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (/izg2)

70 We had Funk Wagnals, the poor peoples encyclopedia.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (UpwlP)

71 How many of you would file charges against a woman who gave you an unsolicited blow job? Really?

It wasn't my dick, per se.

Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (GTbGH)

72 logprof-we had world book and Brittanica when I was little. My dad controlled the tv (back before remotes) so we only watched the News, sports, and Hee Haw. I practically had those books memorized, but it actually worked out okay, because I aced my SAT's.

And the Texas translation is pretty much right, except for y'all and all y'all (plural)

Posted by: moki at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (dZmFh)

73 Didn't a Religion of Peacer drive his Jeep through some UNC students a few years ago?

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (D5wbV)

74 "I liked the concept of LOST "

I like the concept of a lot of shows. Then I watch a few episodes and go, "wow. Somebody got paid to write that crap"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (R5yLq)

75 Isn't UNC Obama's favorite team?

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (7W3wI)

76
Also noted graduate, now disbarred, jurist, Mike Nifong.

What is he, a white asian?

Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (LJ9nk)

77 What, you have to escape an ampersand now? \

Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (UpwlP)

78 Evening all.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (DGIjM)

79 67 The transplanted Californians are just doing their part to Keep Austin Weird.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (mjR67)

80 "It wasn't my dick, per se."

You were just holding it for a friend?

Oh.. wow.. ok, I denounce myself. Sheesh

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (R5yLq)

81 Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.

wtf

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (Zja+g)

82 Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (WhSRj)

Decadence has to be consensual. End of story.

I *may* not file charges, but I'd definitely not enjoy it afterwords. And how do you know that woman wasn't doing it to deliberately infect you with an STD just for funsies? There are people that sick out there.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (UR5vq)

83 "Evening all. "

Evening JJJ

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (R5yLq)

84 Chapel Hill, where Silky, UNC undergrad and law, still lives in his 24,000 sq ft house dreaming about whores in NYC and his bastard daughter in Charlotte.

It's a fine place, they have the ghey and lesbo dorms, the transgendered club and of course the loser's club, for everyone there that couldn't get into Duke. That would all of them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (hXJOG)

85 66
41 Only if she used teeth.

Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2012 10:28 PM (7W3wI)


Yours or hers?

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (WhSRj)

86 Hi, gang!

I had 2 of those posters, the "hang in there" and the "keep on truckin' " My favorite poser was one of a weird-looking bird with the caption - "never be ashamed of what you are. By the way, what are you?"

Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (SmTIz)

87 Evenin', Shrimp!

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (F79HU)

88 63
So, how can you tell if you are a white Hispanic? Or just white? Or just
Hispanic? And how come we don't get to be Caucasian anymore? This race
baiting gets trickier every day. Maybe I should just stay conservative
and not really give a fat damn what color/nationality anybody else is.


Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:27 PM

I used to say if we were to call blacks "African Americans" that I wanted to be called "European American".

We don't have Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, or Vietnamese anymore either, they're all "Asians"

Some day soon they're going to hang a sign on the Statue of Liberty : "Closed: Owner Gone Nuts"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 10:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

89 Wrestlemania in 5 days for the wrestling geeks. WWE is in a down-phase, but Raw is still the #1 cable show on Mondays, Smackdown is near the top on Fridays and 1 million plus homes will pay $50-$60 to watch Wrestlemania on PPV.

As TV ratings have gone down and PPV buys have declined (the once a month non-Wrestlemania PPVs are down considerably) WWE has kept expanding internationally, so there overall revenue is flat to slightly down.

Big draw this time is Rock vs Cena and Undertaker vs Triple H. Might be Undertakers last match cause he's real old and broken down.

WWE is my guilty pleasure. It's dorky. It's stupid. It's fake. But I still like it.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (ZPrif)

90 I was extremely disappointed by the ending of Lost. I watched the entire series, and I kind of liked the "open for interpretation" throughout the series. But I wanted some damn conclusive answers at the end, and I got very few. I think the writers had no clue what they were going for, so the just said "eh, it's up to the viewer". What a cheap cop-out piece of shit excuse.

Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (LJ9nk)

91
I accidentally saw a few scenes of Seinfeld on occasion.I liked one. It featured Elaine dancing. Epic.
...
The Kramer guy. He was on a show called "Friday's" or some suchwell before Seinfeld. He did aregular skit where he played a kidin a sandbox, pretending to blow up toy soldiers. Occasionally his mother would come holler for him to come into the house. He would hide and make faces. I alwaysthought that was the pinnacle of hisTV career.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (Usk3+)

92 Regarding Supernatural and quality. There were some sub-par episodes, but I love the series. Particularly around seasons 4 or 5 when the angels show up, and they're not all that pleasant.

Posted by: 141Driver at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (KeXQh)

93 I am sooooooo sore. Tree-surgery did ok -- didn't rain.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (kaalw)

94 "So, how can you tell if you are a white Hispanic?"

If you put mayo on taco's?

Ok, ya, that's it. Time to get rid of my copy of Undercover Brother.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (R5yLq)

95 I'm going to call myself a white hispanic and get my free shit.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (QaYwz)

96 To know me is to b_ _ _ me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (4q5tP)

97
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (ZPrif)

$60 bucks for pay per view rasslin'?
Really?
Screw that, I remember when it was $20.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (F79HU)

98 My first run in the cold, since it dropped into the 30s in DC. I'll be glad to get back to Florida on Thursday.

Not to bad at all, I'm really getting used to the program, finding it easy to keep up the pace to the allotted time periods. Left knee is still sore afterwards, but it is going away over night.

I'm starting to get excited about getting to the last week where you are running for the full period without breaks for walking.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (uISJm)

99 In Texas, you must always know the difference between writing' pins and stickin' pins.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 10:33 PM (WKTJz)

100
Didn't a Religion of Peacer drive his Jeep through some UNC students a few years ago?



Yes. Quick search and I couldn't find a link. But it most definitely happened and was whitewashed by the local media. Same folks that don't want to hear Limbaugh's name mentioned because its racist or something. Fucking bastards.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 10:33 PM (/izg2)

101 "Regarding Supernatural and quality. There were some sub-par episodes, but I love the series. Particularly around seasons 4 or 5 when the angels show up, and they're not all that pleasant."

There were a few here and there I didn't like as much, but the episode where they end up with Chuck and Becky at the convention.. oh man, I laughed so hard I had to keep pausing the thing and rolling it back a bit so I wouldn't miss anything.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:33 PM (R5yLq)

102 Someday I will post my Alaska-speak primer for you Lower 48ers.

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:34 PM (WhSRj)

103
Variety Magazine reporting Jane Fonda will play Nancy Reagan in the flick The Butler.

As a Vietnam veteran, this sickens me that Fonda the Communist will portray the gracious Nancy Reagan. Fuck Fonda. I can see her dying in a fire. Big time.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 26, 2012 10:34 PM (TkGkA)

104 UNC? Who gives a rat's ass?

Posted by: Kansas at March 26, 2012 10:34 PM (uISJm)

105 I remember when Tojo Yamamoto would hit people on the head with his wooden shoes. We also wore an onion in our belts, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 10:34 PM (GTbGH)

106 Put me down for Farah, Keep On Truckin', and Peter Max

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2012 10:34 PM (8sCoq)

107 Ahh, I couldn't remember the publisher's name but my
folks did the same. I pretty much read them all including a couple of
yearly supplementals.


Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 10:26 PM (ccXZP)

--Yeah, and my grandmother has most of the previous generation of F and W (they were green), which I actually liked perusing just to see what changed (e.g., Country X no longer being a British protectorate).

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:34 PM (ykSKg)

108
Love the bit about Rush radio, which is my local station here in Raleigh.

This state (NC) once perennially elected Jesse Helms. Of course, that was before NC became extremely popular in some of the more retarded of New York's extended boroughs.

Posted by: Wodeshed at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (6kJaB)

109 More evidence for Perry/West 2012
America needs cojones NOW!
Standing query as of this date still unanswered: Why did neither Romney nor any of his many sons serve their country in the military?

Posted by: Pragmatic at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (elHhH)

110 I had never seen that Britannica commercial. Now that I have seen it, I realize that the Almost Live fake commercial was goofing on it.

I'm pretty sure all the morons will enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vrckYi_gg

Posted by: steveha at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (TMG3G)

111 To know me is to b_ _ _ me.



Ooooh ooooh Mr. Kotter!!!! Mr. Kot--ter!!!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (/izg2)

112 @97
Yeah it's like $50-55, plus $10 extra if you want it in HD. WWE will make $50-$60 million in one day. Not sure how much the PPV cable service takes. Good chunk, I'm sure.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (ZPrif)

113 California: Emo

Texas: Mutant

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (NVu2l)

114 Oh good another season of a bunch of tough guys with the most dangerous job in the world, who whine and fight like bitches with each other.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (vpe0k)

115 Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent.
***
I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (3aXbg)

116 My favorite part of the World Book Encyclopedia were the see-through overlays of the human anatomy. Pretty amazing teaching tool, and I saw them when I was about 5, so that stuck with me for a while. I'm not in health care, but I know lots of anatomy and all the funky terms.

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:36 PM (WhSRj)

117 Former NAACP leader C.L. Bryant is accusing Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton of “exploiting” the Trayvon Martin tragedy to “racially divide
this country.

http://tinyurl.com/cqcu2m2

“Why not be angry about the wholesale murder that goes on in the streets
of Newark and Chicago?” he asked. “Why isn’t somebody angry about that
six-year-old girl who was killed on her steps last weekend in a cross
fire when two gang members in Chicago start shooting at each other? Why
is there no outrage about that?”



Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

118 What is he, a white asian?
Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:29 PM (LJ9nk)

Yeah what the hell kind of ethnicity does Nifong belong to?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (E7NVC)

119 >I'm going to call myself a white hispanic and get my free shit.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:32 PM (QaYwz)



I'm a white dude that's really a black dude that looks like a white dude
I want free shit and a government job

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (8sCoq)

120 California? Who gives a dillo's ass?

Posted by: Texas at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (uISJm)

121 Boy the world sure is super fukked up now.

Oh my beer is empty
brb

Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (AZ8Mb)

122
Posted by: Pragmatic at March 26, 2012 10:35 PM (elHhH)
...
Since you are the one worried about it, you find out.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (Usk3+)

123 California: Flash Mob

Texas: Target rich environment.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (NVu2l)

124 As the official AOS ONT gambler... I want to remind everyone to buy a mega millions ticket for tomorrow.

Its 356 million.


and as always, remember your favorite Shrimp if you win.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:37 PM (DGIjM)

125 Has anyone mentioned that poor UNC got caught tutoring, having tutors write papers, their dumb football jocks and had to forfeit two seasons of football and are still on probation?

Damn, I hate that for them.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 26, 2012 10:38 PM (hXJOG)

126 "Oh good another season of a bunch of tough guys with the most dangerous job in the world, who whine and fight like bitches with each other."

Real Hairdressers of San Fernando Valley?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:38 PM (R5yLq)

127 99 I like being able to show off my hand made(my hands) Bowie Knife and having people admire it's balance.

Posted by: Beto at March 26, 2012 10:38 PM (lpWVn)

128 Isaac Asimov was later eaten alive by his muttonchops.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 10:38 PM (WKTJz)

129 Here's a modern day problem that Archimedes (Google Archimedes and the Golden Crown) might have found difficult to solve:

Tungsten Filled 1 kilo Gold Bar Discovered in UK

http://tinyurl.com/dy44fqb

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (UR5vq)

130 We don't have Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, or Vietnamese anymore either, they're all "Asians"
***
Most individuals of one of those ethnic backgrounds will make sure you are quite clear which one is the correct on in my experience.

Also, Asia has something like 3B people. So you could just call people Asian and not-Asian for all the value the term adds.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (3aXbg)

131 "As the official AOS ONT gambler... I want to remind everyone to buy a mega millions ticket for tomorrow. "

Lol.. think my luck has pretty much been stretched to the limit of late already.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (R5yLq)

132 I'be never owned a poster, but i do have a sticker on my friedge ."i have one nerve left and your standing on it"

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (TomZ9)

133 I think the Encyclopedia Britannica commercial was shown on Channel 1 when I was in high school. That guy looks like a dorky River Phoenix.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (mjR67)

134 In Texas, you must always know the difference between writing' pins and stickin' pins.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2012 10:33 PM (WKTJz)



Life is always easier once you figure out whether you're the pin or the cushion.

Posted by: Berta at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (/izg2)

135 b=v

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (TomZ9)

136 I see they listed Jim Morrison, but Bob Marley should get a nod since no stoner's dorm room is complete with the poster of him smoking a huge blunt.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (ykSKg)

137 "Isaac Asimov was later eaten alive by his muttonchops."

True, but not his fault really. Ever try to program a muttonchop with 3 laws? Yikes.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (R5yLq)

138 116 My favorite part of the World Book Encyclopedia were the see-through overlays of the human anatomy. Pretty amazing teaching tool, and I saw them when I was about 5, so that stuck with me for a while. I'm not in health care, but I know lots of anatomy and all the funky terms.
Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:36 PM (WhSRj)
------

In 1961, World Book produced a Braille edition, which filled 145 volumes and nearly 40,000 pages. The project was mainly an effort in goodwill, for the company did not see its way clear to selling enough copies of the set to cover production costs. Eventually, all sets of the Braille edition were donated to several institutions for the blind. In 1964, the company also published a large-print edition.[8]

Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (UpwlP)

139 o heck ,fridge*

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (TomZ9)

140 I'm curious how many of the current WWE stars have mainstream recognition. Guys like Hulk Hogan got so famous everybody knew him, even if they'd never watched wrestling in their lives.

Here's the guys set for Wrestlemania on Sunday, tell me who you guys actually recognize.

John Cena vs The Rock
The Undertaker vs Triple H
CM Punk (current WWE champ) vs Chris Jericho
Daniel Bryan (current Heavyweight champ) vs
Sheamus
Cody Rhodes vs Big Show
Randy Orton vs Kane



Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (ZPrif)

141 The Hungar Games movie just was released.

any speculation on how many years it will be till the hungar games are real if Barky gets a second term?

Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (AZ8Mb)

142 Asimov was just one in a long series of host beings for the immortal chops. http://is.gd/LGIScu

Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (GTbGH)

143 I am reading the police report...


"While I was in contact with Zimmerman, I could observe that his back appeared to be wet and was covered in grass, as if he had been laying on his back on the ground. Zimmerman was also bleeding from the nose and back of his head."

Poor Nancy Grace is questioning whether Zimmerman was struck or bleeding.

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (OhYCU)

144 That 290mil jackpot didn't hit? Note to self: buy lottery tickets. Just two.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (/izg2)

145 Most individuals of one of those ethnic backgrounds will make sure you are quite clear which one is the correct on in my experience.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:39 PM (3aXbg)

Yep. Incidentally, the Asian solidarity movement has a big problem in that Indian leftists want to be counted as Asians but...kind of aren't.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (E7NVC)

146 Oh? This is the excuse this week? Lame.

Posted by: Raped man's wife is totally not buying this shit at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (uISJm)

147 PGiS


Bobby Sherman in leather pants.

Guilty as charged.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (TlwCF)

148 any speculation on how many years it will be till the hungar games are real if Barky gets a second term?
Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (AZ8Mb)

Never, since the world of The Hunger Games was created by global warming. I'm serious, it's in the first book.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (E7NVC)

149 I like being able to show off my hand made(my hands) Bowie Knife and having people admire it's balance.
Posted by: Beto at March 26, 2012 10:38 PM (lpWVn)

It's not a real knife unless you have to say, "It's sharp, it is very, very sharp."

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (NVu2l)

150
Texas: A guitar in every closet.
...
California: A bong on every coffee table.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (Usk3+)

151 67
Haven't read the other comments yet, but regarding the translation tool
for Californians who go to Texas, a better solution would be for
Californians to stay in California and fix the bankrupt state mess that
THEY created with their liberal policies. Rather than going to Texas and
voting for policies that will wreck things there as well.





Posted by: nerdygirl

I'll be happy to stay, as I was born here. Come get your hippy-dippy relatives who are ruining my state.

I assume you can control your relatives?

Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (mKMj1)

152
John Cena vs The Rock

The Undertaker vs Triple H
***
I've heard of all these guys. Isn't the Undertaker old?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (3aXbg)

153 I am still watching the Eagle on Egg (or Quiche v Soon-to-be-realized birdhood). There has been talk of a pip but I saw the Mr. rearrange his awesomeness earlier and saw 3 egg-shaped orbs, no pip/peep.
Oh, and the sex psych thing reminds me of one of the few Seinfeld shows I ever saw, when George discovers eating during sex! Now that's funneh.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 10:43 PM (U/goY)

154 My favorite part of the World Book Encyclopedia were the see-through overlays of the human anatomy.


We had World Book, too, and I loved the overlays! I could sit for hours and read those encyclopedias.

Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (SmTIz)

155 Also the police report says...

"Zimmerman: 'I was yelling for someone to help me'"

Poor Nancy Grace is stating that she can tell for sure that the person yelling 'help me' on the 911 tape is definitely Martin.

She is one lying sack of shit.

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (OhYCU)

156
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (ZPrif)

Chris Jericho is still rasslin'? I thought he retired to concentrate on his heavy metal career?
I met the Big show and Paul Heyman once many years ago working at a particular hotel. And some other dude whose name escapes me. Big Show is hhuuuuuuuge!We also had a few others that I never got a chance to meet. A bunch of Japanese wrestlers. All of them ordered an amazing amount of porn.

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (F79HU)

157 Is John Cena the guy who played George Michael Bluth on Arrested Development?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2012 10:45 PM (DDJTj)

158 I'll put $5 towards the lottery.

Posted by: CDR M at March 26, 2012 10:45 PM (QaYwz)

159 We need to kick out all those carpetbaggers from the east coast in cali first, then we can work on all the idiots we have here.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2012 10:45 PM (tKFT6)

160 Then there is a Team Teddy vs Team Johnny 12-man tag-team match for the lesser stars:

Team Teddy (good guys)
Santino Marella (captain)
R-Truth
Kofi Kingston
Zack Ryder
The Great Khali
Hornswoggle

Team Johnny (bad guys)
David Otunga (captain)
Mark Henry
Christian
Dolph Ziggler
Jack Swagger
The Miz

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:45 PM (ZPrif)

161 WTF? Who put all these StuckonStupid names on my list? Damn it, a bunch of folks have been shafted.

Posted by: Lady Luck at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (uISJm)

162
Never, since the world of The Hunger Games was created by global warming. I'm serious, it's in the first book.
***
So it is the story of how the world got a little wealthier due to longer growing seasons and less snow and ice?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (3aXbg)

163 She is one lying sack of shit.


Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM (OhYCU)

Didn't she have a lot of ethics complaints against her when she was a prosecutor?

Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (F79HU)

164 41
So, tell the truth, morons. How many of you would file charges against a woman who gave you an unsolicited blow job? Really?


Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:23 PM (WhSRj)


If you end up with embarrassing STDs, you may be able to salvage your relationship if there's a police report on file. Otherwise, it's like the confession booth joke.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (kaalw)

165
Texas: Drag Races
...
California: Drag Queens

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (Usk3+)

166 On the non-doom side, it took about a week to get rid of pink slime. Apparently people get pretty fucking concerned overbeef here in the states. As they should.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (UpwlP)

167 Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:40 PM (ZPrif)

I stopped watching wrasslin' about a decade ago, but I recognized: John Cena, The Rock, The Undertaker, Triple H, Chris Jericho (I remember him from his WCW days), Big Show, and Cane.

The Rock is probably the best-known outside the WWE because of his film career and he is probably the most successful wrestler-actor in Hollyweird (although Roddy Piper had more memorable movies). John Cena's "The Marine" was a complete insult, yet it is an "awesome" bad - one should watch it just to see all the scene-chewing and ubiquitous explosions.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:47 PM (UR5vq)

168 Robert, I saw Sgt. Slaughter in a Tucson restaurant back in '99.

Posted by: no good deed at March 26, 2012 10:47 PM (mjR67)

169 Speaking of dead-tree encyclopedias, I remember how cool it was in the '80s to discover a nearby library that had a computerized (think green monochrome text using Boolean search terms) catalog system. Changed sessions lasting over an hour to just a few minutes. Ah, such little things making a huge difference.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:48 PM (ykSKg)

170 Poor Nancy Grace is questioning whether Zimmerman was struck or bleeding.


Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM

I'm questioning if Nancy turned into a fatass whale from overeating. Maybe she got an air hose stuck up her ass

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 10:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

171 Well, none of you will be interested to find out that I'm an honorary lesbian for the week. I'm traveling for work again, and my rental car is a Subaru Outback.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 10:48 PM (ND9u8)

172 I assume you can control your relatives?
Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 10:42 PM (mKMj1)

I think there is a new group. Commie gypsies. Once their work is done screwing up one place, they pack up and go screw up a new place, on purpose.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 10:48 PM (NVu2l)

173
21 "Watch Supernatural instead, ." Supernatural Rocks. End of review.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq)


Ah, a series that knows how to "break the cycle" properly. Unlike a certain video game.
And this season has given probably my favorite line I've heard. "You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi's mother"

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (GULKT)

174 One of my friends says that the high light of his life was having Nature Boy Ric Flair sit next to him on a flight.

Posted by: toby928© mixes memes like a mofo at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (GTbGH)

175 Every now and then some smartass know-it-all will drop in here to announce his ignorance by declaring rail a dead industry. I'm always more than happy to shove it up his effing nose. The only thing that holds rail back from being even bigger is that the building of new track and containers is outpaced by the demand.

Posted by: Ross' Leather Pants at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (piMMO)

176 @41 - My assumption would be 0 unless we were caught in the act by the Mrs.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (U/goY)

177 Changed sessions lasting over an hour to just a few minutes. Ah, such little things making a huge difference.
***
And how many librarians lost their jobs due to that little change?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (3aXbg)

178
Texas: Stetson
,,,
California: Beret

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (Usk3+)

179 Since Barky, Axlegrease on the rod before up his ass, Plouffe the semen gargeller, Vallerie Jarrett the human ferret, are suck fukkin liars....




I keep expecting one of them to holler out, 4 legs good, 2 legs bad!

Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (AZ8Mb)

180 Yes, Undertaker is pretty old now. Mid to late 40s, I think. He pretty much only wrestles at Wrestlemania now.

And Jericho just came out of retirement a few months ago in order to fight CM Punk. The beef is they both used the same catch phrase "Best In The World". So now they have to fight so see who's really the best. Assumption is Jericho will lose and go back to his band after Wrestlemania. Apparently metal is still big in Europe.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (ZPrif)

181 Poor Nancy Grace is stating that she can tell for sure that the person yelling 'help me' on the 911 tape is definitely Martin.
She is one lying sack of shit.


Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:44 PM


Maybe her dead fiance is channeling the dead teenager.

Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (bAGA/)

182 Havent read the post. Or the comments. Just wanted to be a part of the ONT. time for bed. Like my neighbor (hi nukem!) my back is killing me.

Regards to the late shift. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (I/cLr)

183 Well, none of you will be interested to find out that I'm an honorary
lesbian for the week. I'm traveling for work again, and my rental car is
a Subaru Outback.



We celebrate your lifestyle choice.

Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (z9HTb)

184 I cant watch this Trayvon crap on tv... just cant.

Our media is corrupt. Our media is actively wanting a race war. ACTIVELY.
Justice doesnt matter. Zimmerman's life doesnt matter.. as long as this sad awful event can benefit the POS in the White House.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (DGIjM)

185 The last couple of seasons of Supernatural were not the greatest IMHO, and the show is running into the "big bad" problem of always trying to find something else worse each season. This last season has been better, however I hope it is the last one. The show needs to end while it's good.

Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 10:51 PM (tlK1P)

186 Nancy Grace is sure I'm guilty? Score! I'm totally walking on this!

Posted by: George Zimmerman for Cheney's Undisclosed Location at March 26, 2012 10:51 PM (uISJm)

187 "63 So, how can you tell if you are a white Hispanic? Or just white?"

The way you tell is if you have had any negative interaction with an A A. If you have had a problem with an AA you are a "white Hispanic", if you haven't, you are just Hispanic.

It is so funny to see the news media people trying to figure out how to spin this when they actually have an incident where both people are members of the left's victim groups. I'll bet there are a lot of news media people who are kicking themselves that they didn't look at a picture of Zimmerman. If they'd known he was "brown", they could have done a better job of spinning it to blame whitey.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 10:51 PM (DQpZ4)

188 I'm an honorary lesbian for the week
***
So...how is the mullet growing in?

Posted by: Some Moron at March 26, 2012 10:51 PM (3aXbg)

189 I had the Wonderful World of Disney set of Encyclopedias that my grandmother bought for me. I would get one every few months. I loved those books. The illustrations were great.

And no they weren't about Disney, they just had Disney characters as the guides through the encyclopedia set.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)

190 So it is the story of how the world got a little wealthier due to longer growing seasons and less snow and ice?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:46 PM (3aXbg)

Well, the Capitol could stand to spread some wealth around, but the world in general seemed to get a lot more America's Top Model crews and longwinded fashion monologues.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (E7NVC)

191 Ric Flair is amazing. He's still semi-going in TNA. Or was until recently. Seems to be having some serious heart problems now though. He's also broke due to all his divorces and Ric Flair lifestyle. Kinda sad, but dude had an amazing ride through life.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (ZPrif)

192
The Kramer guy. He was on a show called "Friday's" or some suchwell before Seinfeld. He did aregular skit where he played a kidin a sandbox, pretending to blow up toy soldiers. Occasionally his mother would come holler for him to come into the house. He would hide and make faces. I alwaysthought that was the pinnacle of hisTV career.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (Usk3+)







I WAS that kid. Didn't have the nuke blast t-shirt though.

As for Fridays the TV show.....low-rent SNL, Larry David with a white-guy afro, and the eminently edible Melanie Chartoff.

'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (FIE/L)

193 California: CHiPs Ponch and John

Texas: Walker, Texas Ranger

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (4q5tP)

194
And no they weren't about Disney, they just had Disney characters as the guides through the encyclopedia set.
***
So...who were the guides for the Holocaust and the Holodmor?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (3aXbg)

195 I was a little too young to have the Farrah Fawcett poster, but to this day i remember where i first saw it, there was a small store at the shopping mall that sold t-shirts with custom prints and those iron on decals that were all the rage in the 70's, anyway, they had that Farrah poster on the wall and also sold it as a t-shirt print.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (HI6wa)

196 177
Changed sessions lasting over an hour to just a few minutes. Ah, such little things making a huge difference.
***
And how many librarians lost their jobs due to that little change?


Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (3aXbg)

--Heh, sorry Baraka, I think only catalog card manufacturers really suffered in that phase, since the librarians were needed to train us kiddies how to use the computers. Since they probably got in on the "public servant" nomenklatura, only the closing of libraries themelve put them out of work, and heaven know the libraries are vital for bums surfing for porn and using the bathrooms educatin' the children.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (ykSKg)

197 Confession time: Growing up in Colorado, I thought Subarus were the coolest car ever. I thoroughly denounce myself.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (D5wbV)

198 California: I gassed up the Jeep tonight, it was $435.9 and I felt like I'd won the fuckin' lottery. Good times . . .

How y'all doin' tonight?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 10:55 PM (w407e)

199 175 Every now and then some smartass know-it-all will drop in here to announce his ignorance by declaring rail a dead industry. I'm always more than happy to shove it up his effing nose. The only thing that holds rail back from being even bigger is that the building of new track and containers is outpaced by the demand.
Posted by: Ross' Leather Pants at March 26, 2012 10:49 PM (piMMO)
-------

I used to have an office 100 yards from railroad tracks, by the end of the three year lease I was driven mad by the trains passing, blaring their horn every 4 god damned minutes. When I'd open the office door, it was a 50% chance my greeting to the outside world was 190 decibels of hell. My only consolation was that someday it will end. And now you come here spouting that malarkey about the industry being better than ever! To hell with that!

Posted by: Jimmah at March 26, 2012 10:55 PM (UpwlP)

200 "WTF? Who put all these StuckonStupid names on my list? Damn it, a bunch of folks have been shafted."

I'm ok with that. Really.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (R5yLq)

201 damn stinky sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (piMMO)

202 Hehe... my son got forwarded that Kony crap on facebook from some girl today.. and he wrote back that Kony was soooooo last week. ... move on to Treyvon like a good democrat.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (DGIjM)

203 WWE still has a handful of aging stars from the Attitude Era (mid to late 90s) when wrestling peaked. Problem is creating new stars.

John Cena is the current face of WWE, though not the current champ. The Rock is just coming back for a one-off Wrestlemania match. Rock's movie career has been doing very well lately.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (ZPrif)

204 She is one lying sack of shit.


Posted by: cherry

You have remembered to remove all hard, throwable objects from your near vicinity?

Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (mKMj1)

205 Search for "seinfeld lost episode" on youtube. Even if you don't like the show, you'll like that one.

Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (LJ9nk)

206 I want to move to Texas.

Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (uhPd1)

207 Little Trayvon tm; tweets...

'fuck a bitch, any bitch, who you want?'


Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (OhYCU)

208
189 I had the Wonderful World of Disney set of Encyclopedias that my grandmother bought for me. I would get one every few months. I loved those books. The illustrations were great. And no they weren't about Disney, they just had Disney characters as the guides through the encyclopedia set.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)


Do you still have them? Or should I ask did you still have them until a particular individual from California visited you?

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (GULKT)

209 I fondly remember the Time-Life Science series and the Time-Life Nature series. I think I'm the only person who actually read a few instead of just looking at the pictures.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (kaalw)

210 I remember our household buying the encyclopedia collection around 1964. I read each book, starting with the A and finishing with XYZ volume. I learned a lot. I committed to memory the flags of every nation, among other things.

Posted by: navybrat at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (FUeRv)

211 I want to move to Texas.

There's a line . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (w407e)

212 "63 So, how can you tell if you are a white Hispanic? Or just white?"



In california it's easy, they are usually 3rd or 4th generation Americans, a lot are mixed race. Some can trace their lineage to around the time the state was formed, and they don't speak a lick of spanish.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (tKFT6)

213 We talk about porn being everywhere nowadays thanks to the internet, but I can remember when the barber shop had a big ol' stack of hardcore magazines for casual reading. And the bookstores had stuff like Bo Derek's Big Book of Nekkidness, or David Hamilton's photos of not-even-pretending-to-be-eighteen girls. Stuff like that could get you jail time now.


Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 10:57 PM (v9Kjt)

214 Remember, Morocco is "moderate".

100,000 Muslims gather on Morocco to burn Israeli flags.

http://tinyurl.com/cf2pc8w

I had a micro professor from Morocco. He was very nice and I greatly preferred him to the other micro professor who was the stereotypical left-wing, sandals-with-socks hippie prof. I think he knew my political leanings, but I still got an A+ in his class, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 10:58 PM (UR5vq)

215 Confession time: Growing up in Colorado, I thought Subarus were the coolest car ever. I thoroughly denounce myself.
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (D5wbV)

In Idaho, I know several lesbians but none drive Subarus.

All the Subaru driving chick I've met over the last 20 years in Idaho were skinny outdoorsy girls.

Must be an East Coast or South thing.

Posted by: jake at March 26, 2012 10:58 PM (AZ8Mb)

216 After the Rodney King riots, Los Angeles elected Richard Riordan, a white Republican, as mayor

After the Crown Heights riots, New York elected Rudy Giuliani, a white Republican, as mayor

Yeh Barry, that race war shit will seal your re-election

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 10:58 PM (Y+DPZ)

217 Oh and the woman raping the man via oral sex. Was it rape because she refused the post coital favor of making him a sammich?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 10:58 PM (DQpZ4)

218
Rankings of evil harpies in America

Hillary! is still the top evil harpy in America
And Joan Walsh of Salonis her attendant evil junior harpy. Joan constantly extols the imaginary virtues of Hillary! on Salon and elsewhere
But never forget the perennial (40 years running) Jane Fonda, once a young evil harpy, now and aged and more sinister, cunning evil harpy
Gloria Allred, evil aged harpy lawyer
Soledad O'Brien, stupid CNN harpy
Rachel Maddow, silly lesbian evil lying MSDNCharpy
Rosie O'Donnel, a harpy that can melt steel with a glance, who is also fat and evil. Did I mention she is a fat,evil harpy?
And rounding out this group is Nancy Grace, perhaps the most unpleasant woman on television (which is saying a lot!). She gets the Emmy as the leading women evil harpy on TV

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at March 26, 2012 10:59 PM (sJTmU)

219 File charges because of an unxpected BJ? Nah, I'd just politely ask her not to do it again....at the same time....daily.

Posted by: Burnt Swamp Catawampus at March 26, 2012 10:59 PM (KbqSK)

220 Lauren, you are not alone. Subarus aren't bad cars, they're simply driven by a higher percentage of leftist douchebags.

Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 10:59 PM (tlK1P)

221 184
I cant watch this Trayvon crap on tv... just cant.



Our media is corrupt. Our media is actively wanting a race war. ACTIVELY.

Justice doesnt matter. Zimmerman's life doesnt matter.. as long as this sad awful event can benefit the POS in the White House.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (DGIjM)

Hell, I'm almost sorry for Trayvon in this mess. He would probably be mortified that his gang-banging is being hidden by this "goodie-two-shoes" media bullshit. Or, not mortified, but whatever term the boys in the hood use. Dissed, maybe.
Liars and the lies and the liars who tell them, in the MFM.

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 10:59 PM (WhSRj)

222 Evening all.

Thanks to you guys who offered prayers this morning for our kid after hearing about the British soldiers murdered by our "allies" in Shitcanistan. Now a U. S. troop has been murdered by a "police officer."

Our boy is still out on convoy (we thought he'd returned but were wrong). He's been outside the wire since early this week.

Anyhow, on that note, husband and I are going to Vegas for the Int'l. Security Conference (fitting) tomorrow.

I'll check in with you nuts during our fabulous 4 hour layover in Charlotte. (Savannah to Vegas sucks ass.)

Smootches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (UOM48)

223 Damn, Jets and Sens having an epic game. 4-4.

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (ykSKg)

224
I WAS that kid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 10:53 PM (FIE/L)
...
That makes two of us. What was really cool was every once in a while when I was in the sandbox, a B-36 would fly over to complete the scene.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (Usk3+)

225 206
I want to move to Texas.


Please do, as of now the only people coming here are illegals and white liberals escaping their blue state shitholes only to try to turn Texas into the shithole they just left. We need an influx of some evil Rethuglicans to scare these assholes back to where they came from.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (HI6wa)

226 216: That's what I've been saying for days now. I can't see how this benefits Obama, unless he's trying to juice up some white guilt to keep his sanctimonious liberal voters from straying. But they're almost as much of a lock for him as the black voters. It's the moderates he needs to court, and most of them aren't going to be too happy about President Black Panther.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (v9Kjt)

227 So, how can you tell if you are a white Hispanic? Or just white?"

Hispanic shot by white = Hispanic

Black shot by Hispanic = white

Hope that clears it up for you

Posted by: CNN, where 70s sitcom actors are experts at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

228 Not "conference"....convention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (UOM48)

229 Rail is dead!!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (WUWb9)

230 My dad was in the Air Force, so when we moved from Germany to New Mexico I was 'The Kraut'. Then we moved to Iowa, where I became 'The Spic'. Then it was off to MS, where I was 'that fucking Yankee' and 'clodbuster' by the kinder kids.

Oh yes, I remember Jr. high and high school so fondly.

My race on the census form? American.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 26, 2012 11:01 PM (ccXZP)

231 183 Well, none of you will be interested to find out that I'm an honorary lesbian for the week. I'm traveling for work again, and my rental car is a Subaru Outback.We celebrate your lifestyle choice.
Posted by: fluffy at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (z9HTb)



I assure you, it was not a choice. That said, I can see why the ladies enjoy it. Roomy enough for me, a normal sizedguy of6' and 185, so a bigger girl should be just fine. The rear windshield and bumper are enormous, so there's tons of room for stickers, and the engine is fairly thrifty with the gas, but still has some zip on the low end. It does wheeze out like a ululating Lilith Fair folk singer when you're trying to jump 60 to 85, but that's probably a feature more than a bug.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 11:01 PM (ND9u8)

232 I think there is a new group. Commie gypsies. Once
their work is done screwing up one place, they pack up and go screw up a
new place, on purpose.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front

LOL! I think you're right!

Occupests are just their latest manifestation!

Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 11:01 PM (mKMj1)

233
California: California Condor

Texas: Buzzard

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 11:01 PM (FIE/L)

234 Regarding the encyclopedias, I looked for dirty parts. You know, the full color anatomy graphics. And for you morons, there was some section on disease that had boobeh pictures. Diseased boobehs, but boobehs nonetheless.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 11:02 PM (DQpZ4)

235 Yeah, I might be a commie, but admit it, you visited your bunk with me.

Posted by: Barbarella at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (uISJm)

236 All right, time to get out of here and take in the rest of the game.

Good night, all!!

Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (ykSKg)

237 Do you guys know who CM Punk is? Or Daniel Bryan?

Those are the two guys the WWE is trying to make famous right now. Especially CM Punk.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (ZPrif)

238 California: fish taco

Texas: Sandra Fluke



I denounce myself. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (UOM48)

239
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:00 PM (UOM4
...
Best wishes and prayers up for ahappy homecoming, Jane.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (Usk3+)

240 Posted by: Barbarella at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (uISJm)

You madam are no Shannon Tweed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (UR5vq)

241 197 Confession time: Growing up in Colorado, I thought Subarus were the coolest car ever. I thoroughly denounce myself.
Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 10:54 PM (D5wbV)




I was just in Denver / Vail last week. My brother and I love the Subaru jokes (note - we're idiots), so it was hilarious when you couldn't see one. We both really hate hippies. Familial bonds are very important, and should be cultivated.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (ND9u8)

242 233


California: California Condor



Texas: Buzzard


Heh, whenever i'm out in East Texas there's tons of buzzards, usually a hog carcass around for them to feast on.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (HI6wa)

243 Our boy is still out on convoy (we thought he'd returned but were wrong). He's been outside the wire since early this week.

Prayers every night, Jane. And, friend Karen is having the double mastectomy tomorrow. Moron prayers much appreciated . . . actually, undying gratitude.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)

244 "That's what I've been saying for days now. I can't see how this benefits Obama, unless he's trying to juice up some white guilt to keep his sanctimonious liberal voters from straying. But they're almost as much of a lock for him as the black voters. It's the moderates he needs to court, and most of them aren't going to be too happy about President Black Panther."

Obama is trying to energize his base - this election is most likely going to be won or lost on a razor thin margin and a lot of lefties still support Obama, but whether or not they'll be jazzed enough to make it to the polls is questionable.

Obama isn't worried about the moderates, he figures the MSM will cover his ass and keep them confused and scared enough of whoever the Republican nominee is that he'll split them more or less in half.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (R5yLq)

245
California: Generous state welfare benefits

Texas: You're SOL, pardner. Work or starve

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (4q5tP)

246 Ooohhh! Clever! The New Black Panthers are now referring to the U.S. as the United Snakes of America.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (piMMO)

247 I want to move to Texas.
Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 10:56 PM (uhPd1)

Once we secede, we are going build a fence. Move soon.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (NVu2l)

248 I think Baraka THINKS it will help him. It wont.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (DGIjM)

249 Take about your coerced theft! We got a letter Friday that the CA
Franchise Board was withholding our refund and placing it against our
"outstanding balance". What? But by the time I fetched the mail they
were closed, so we had to sweat out the weekend before we could call for details. They
claim that my husband earned $56,000 a certain year and was owing taxes
for it -- this being the year AFTER the bone marrow transplant that
sidelined him into unemployment, mind you -- and they were acting on
info from IRS. So we called IRS. They said no, they didn't say that,
they had no problems at all with us. And this is not the first time this
year that the state tax people sent us something bureaucratically screwy.
We're starting to seriously think they're throwing everything, anything
at the taxpayers in hopes 1 out of 1000 times it'll accidentally stick
to the wall, or someone doesn't want the hassle of fighting it. They're
already being paid for working, what's a few more stamps and sheets of
paper if they can shake some more money out of us?

Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (AyryN)

250
Interesting discovery this week: Priuses' turn signals don't work. And their drivers don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (UOM48)

251 Oh, and they seek to raise the bounty to $100k.

So, what happens when the man is killed?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (piMMO)

252 $1 million for capture of Zimmerman
- Black Panthers


Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (OhYCU)

253 I looked at Texas for jobs. Didn't get a position, but I'm moving close enough.

In time...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (UR5vq)

254 Shrimp, you and me for the big win tomorrow night, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (w407e)

255 Well, in my defense, the thing they called a road was really more a cliff, so the AWD seemed oh so sexy.

Posted by: Lauren at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (D5wbV)

256
237 Do you guys know who CM Punk is? Or Daniel Bryan? Those are the two guys the WWE is trying to make famous right now. Especially CM Punk.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:03 PM (ZPrif)


I haven't really watched wrestling since about 2002-03. I've heard of CM Punk but I honestly couldn't pick him out of a lineup. They just don't resonate. I've even seen The Miz on other shows and I don't think I could identify him without being told who he is.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (GULKT)

257 Have fun Jane!

Prayers for the boy.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (TlwCF)

258 "81 Finally, prosecutors will accuse Elder of raping the man by performing an act of oral sex without his consent."

Also, did she handcuff him or tie him down or something?

Why didn't he just push her head away? Unless he was a little ninety pound pipsqueak.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (DQpZ4)

259 Our media is corrupt. Our media is actively wanting a race war. ACTIVELY.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 10:50 PM (DGIjM)

There was a nice segment I saw earlier on the Today Show's website with Ann Curry (who was asking mildly loaded questions, if the load was in the tons) and Zimmerman's counsel and friend.

http://tinyurl.com/cassec2

Bottom line is, Zimmerman's friend defended the shooting as necessary and refuted a lot of the racial caricature. He is also black.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (E7NVC)

260 I haven't watched tv in years. Is Hogans Heroes still on?

Posted by: GMB at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (kPe9l)

261 There are an awful lot of chemistry nerds in San Diego this week for the ACS conference. Is chemjeff among the crowd???

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (TlwCF)

262 Couldn't find the segment again, but it's a link to the article.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (E7NVC)

263 Prayers every night, Jane. And, friend Karen is
having the double mastectomy tomorrow. Moron prayers much appreciated . .
. actually, undying gratitude.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)



Peaches, Karen has been on my list. And I'm thrilled to say, my friend Kathy who in October had stage 4 lung cancer, is doing well. It really has been a miracle.


Miracles do happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (UOM48)

264
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:04 PM (w407e)
....
Consider yourself and the family member added, Peaches.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (Usk3+)

265 I know HBO is the devil, but I can't wait for Season 2 of Game of Thrones next week. Nice preview here (spoilers from season 1)

http://tinyurl.com/c94cs63

Posted by: Jose at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (srIqv)

266 "Take about your coerced theft! We got a letter Friday that the CA Franchise Board was withholding our refund and placing it against our "outstanding balance". "

Well, if you do ever manage to get your money back, buy ammo. It's really sad when your crazy, gun toting, survivalist nut neighbor is starting to seem pragmatic.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (R5yLq)

267 254 Shrimp, you and me for the big win tomorrow night, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:06 PM (w407e)


Wouldn't we be hot in a porsche!?!?!???

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:08 PM (DGIjM)

268 We're starting to seriously think they're throwing everything, anything

at the taxpayers in hopes 1 out of 1000 times it'll accidentally stick

to the wall, or someone doesn't want the hassle of fighting it. They're

already being paid for working, what's a few more stamps and sheets of

paper if they can shake some more money out of us?

Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (AyryN)


http://tinyurl.com/bntfqr7

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 11:08 PM (kaalw)

269 260
I haven't watched tv in years. Is Hogans Heroes still on?


Yep, TV Land.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:08 PM (HI6wa)

270 The UNC terrorist attack: (sorry it goes to MSNBC)



http://tinyurl.com/cbgdrah

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:08 PM (/izg2)

271 Done Peaches.


Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:08 PM (TlwCF)

272 "Prayers every night, Jane. And, friend Karen is having the double mastectomy tomorrow. Moron prayers much appreciated . . . actually, undying gratitude."

Well they say the prayers of the righteous are very effective, so I doubt mine will be worth much - but you have them nonetheless.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (R5yLq)

273 Fuck you Barbarella. I'm their true dirty little secret

Posted by: Susan Sarandon in a lesbian scene with Catherine Denueve at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (uISJm)

274 260, Good Muslim Bitches?

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (OhYCU)

275 Miracles do happen.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (UOM4

Damn straight, girlfriend. Every day, every hour, every minute, whether we notice them or not. Trust in God, that's the ticket. (sadly, not much of a lottery ticket, lol)

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (w407e)

276
Read an incredibel story on FB yesterday written by a soldier coming home from the sandbox. His outfit had to go through security like everyone else. They were carrying rifles and sidearms, which was no problem. But the TSA people were confiscating their nail clippers!
...
Uhhh....

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (Usk3+)

277 Prayers for Peaches friend and D'oh boy.

Jane, have a great time in Vegas!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:10 PM (DGIjM)

278 260

That Sgt. Schultz is hilarious and don't get me started on Col. Klink!!!!

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:10 PM (TlwCF)

279 CA: hero=Trayvon
TX: hero=Tebow

Posted by: cherry at March 26, 2012 11:10 PM (OhYCU)

280 I'm having a really hard time going to Vegas, even for a working trip, knowing evil bastards are trying to kill my child. I'm literally freaking out.

There's this thing that comes over you when your child is deployed. You feel guilty for enjoying a party or dinner.

The only time I breathe a sigh of relief is when I know he's back on base and getting his mail and packages.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:11 PM (UOM48)

281 " (sadly, not much of a lottery ticket, lol)"

Again I find myself hearkening back to the wisdom of my Grandfather:

"Money don't make people happy boy. Well, not for much longer than a weekend anyway."

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:11 PM (R5yLq)

282 Jane. I'll be honest, I don't pray. But I am hoping that everything turns out ok for your boy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:11 PM (uISJm)

283 mpfs!!!! waves madly!! I have missed you these last few weeks, glad to see your smiling self here on the ONT. {{{}}} How've you been keeping?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:12 PM (w407e)

284
Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 11:05 PM (AyryN)






Yup. My 40 mile commute for the last 12 years or so has had only 2 CHPs patrolling it until recently. Went up to at least 6 CHPs during rush hour in the last year. They're being absolutely BRUTAL with the tickets.

Revenue, baby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2012 11:12 PM (FIE/L)

285 @256

CM Punk is kinda skinny, looks a bit like General Zod His gimmick is he's Straight Edge (which he is in real life, Straight Edge is a no-drugs, no-alcohol spin-off of the punk scene). He does a good evil cult leader schtick when he's a bad guy. He's an anti-hero good guy now though.

Punk is also rare in that he made his name in the independents and WWE let him keep the name. Usually they change the name and gimmick so they own the copyright.

The Miz main-evented Wrestlemania last year, but has fallen to the 12-man grab bag match. Huge fall in stature from the #1 bad guy last year. Screwed up big a few months back when he dropped a guy doing a high-flying move. Miz started as an MTV reality show guy and works the chat show circuit like mad. Kind of a crappy wrestler, but a decent talker.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:12 PM (ZPrif)

286 For those of you enamored with Texas, may I offer this graphic: Size Matters.

http://tinyurl.com/c6b8s54

Posted by: tcn at March 26, 2012 11:12 PM (WhSRj)

287 Is Hogans Heroes still on? Posted by: GMB at March 26, 2012 11:07 PM (kPe9l) ...Yeah. The War Dept watches it every evening.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:12 PM (Usk3+)

288 Thanks to all you morons for your thoughts and prayers. Seriously.

And if I didn't have this crazy place to come every day and laugh and/or vent, I honestly don't know what I'd do right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:13 PM (UOM48)

289 I care more, so fuck you.

Posted by: D at March 26, 2012 11:13 PM (uISJm)

290 Damn iPad induced sock fail. That was a good one too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:14 PM (uISJm)

291
California is one big mistake every day.
......

Texas only made one big mistake. It happened in 1845.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:14 PM (Usk3+)

292 Sistrum, much the same thing happened to the ex the year after we'd gotten married. He'd had some outstanding traffic tickets and fines which he'd paid a few years before we got married, and the State held our check because they'd had them as being unpaid. That was one time I was glad that he was a packrat and saved absolutely anything and everything, and was able to produce a receipt.

Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 11:15 PM (SmTIz)

293 "And if I didn't have this crazy place to come every day and laugh and/or vent, I honestly don't know what I'd do right now."

I'm sure the good Lord will watch over him Jane, and in the meantime - vent away. That's what we're here for.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:15 PM (R5yLq)

294 Has everything at work finally settled down SoS?

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:15 PM (GULKT)

295 "Money don't make people happy boy. Well, not for much longer than a weekend anyway."

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:11 PM (R5yLq)

bulllllllllllllllllllllllllllll shit

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:16 PM (DGIjM)

296
Also, did she handcuff him or tie him down or something?



Why didn't he just push her head away? Unless he was a little ninety pound pipsqueak.


I would assume that he was asleep when she started performing the act and woke up part way through it.

Personally, I think it's perfectly valid for him to file charges. As others have pointed out STDs are a real danger. More importantly, for all we talk about the misandry that is common in parts of society these days, saying that a man should always want sex from a woman and therefor it isn't rape is awfully misandrist.

Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 11:16 PM (tlK1P)

297 Ok...Farrah poster, Isaac Asimov hawking the TRS-80...am I 13 again?

Posted by: MikeD at March 26, 2012 11:16 PM (p8QOg)

298 And if I didn't have this crazy place to come every day and laugh and/or vent, I honestly don't know what I'd do right now.


You and me both, mama, right now and, well, always. My heart overflows with love for teh moron nation.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:16 PM (w407e)

299 For those of you enamored with Texas, may I offer this graphic: Size Matters.

http://tinyurl.com/c6b8s54


What Fits Into Mother Russia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 26, 2012 11:18 PM (DDJTj)

300 Hey Peaches.

I have been put on medical leave by the docs for at least a week. I don't know what to do with myself.

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:18 PM (TlwCF)

301
Texas: Blackened Catfish
...
California: Sushi

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:18 PM (Usk3+)

302 They were carrying rifles and sidearms, which was no problem. But the TSA people were confiscating their nail clippers!
...
Uhhh....

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:09 PM (Usk3+)
nonsensical

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:18 PM (TomZ9)

303 "Has everything at work finally settled down SoS?"

Yup. Helps having my bodyguard eating lunch with me everyday. All quiet at work - I did call the cops again today on my afternoon break to see if they had anything else on the folks that vandalized my car the second time.

At first they did the "pursing leads" line. When I pushed, I got the "won't comment on an ongoing investigation" thing. Then I asked the guy I was talking too, are you the detective in charge of the case? He said he was. So I asked him, "just out of curiosity, do you even know my first name?"

Dead silence. I had to laugh. Didn't need a translator this time, the fuck off message came through loud and clear.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:19 PM (R5yLq)

304 California: Gun control = confiscation.

Texas: Gun control = hitting the target.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:19 PM (NVu2l)

305 I would move to Texas.

I have been to Dallas, San Antonio and South Padre Island.
Texas is gorgeous. Great people.
I could live there.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:19 PM (DGIjM)

306 Yes I believe chemjeff is in San Diego this week getting his chemgeek on.

No, Buzzion, a certain Californian didn't notice those books on my son's bookshelf so they are still here.

And I don't remember what was in them about the Holocaust and I'm too lazy to go upstairs right now and look.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:20 PM (RZ8pf)

307 Shrimp. I saw you mention you are on twitter. Mind if I follow? If not, what is your name there?

I'm trying to get hooked up to as many morons as I can

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:20 PM (uISJm)

308 prayers, to Jane and Peaches loved ones.

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:20 PM (TomZ9)

309 Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:19 PM (DGIjM)

Houston is great too, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:20 PM (UR5vq)

310 Short night for me kiddies. The meds have kicked in.

Be well, sleep well morons!

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:20 PM (TlwCF)

311 Shrimp, skip Dallas. Ft Worth is where it's at these days...

Posted by: kqb29 at March 26, 2012 11:21 PM (hW7/O)

312 198
California: I gassed up the Jeep tonight, it was $435.9 and I felt like I'd won the fuckin' lottery.

---------

You got a hundred gallon tank in that thing?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 26, 2012 11:21 PM (6fER6)

313 yeah I'm kinda hoping Peaches misplaced her period.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

314 307 Shrimp. I saw you mention you are on twitter. Mind if I follow? If not, what is your name there?

I'm trying to get hooked up to as many morons as I can
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:20 PM (uISJm)


I am @hoosierclinger

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (DGIjM)

315 Jerry Lawler is still on the announce team. Along with Michael Cole and Booker T.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (ZPrif)

316 'Night, mpfs. Be well, be happy, be unstressed (at least for one week).

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (w407e)

317 Dave in Fla,

My tweeter is @mpfs79

Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:23 PM (TlwCF)

318 " yeah I'm kinda hoping Peaches misplaced her period."

oh.. wow.. hmm.. ok, just going to pretend no one said that. Walk away SOS.. just walk away...

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:23 PM (R5yLq)

319 ParanoidGirlInSeattle, i dunno, menopause is a real bear to get through.

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:23 PM (TomZ9)

320 Yes I believe chemjeff is in San Diego this week getting his chemgeek on.



Hoping he meets a nice chem-geek-ette this week.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:23 PM (/izg2)

321 yeah I'm kinda hoping Peaches misplaced her period.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

Huh? What'd I do now?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (w407e)

322 300
Hey Peaches.

I have been put on medical leave by the docs for at least a week. I don't know what to do with myself.


Posted by: mpfs at March 26, 2012 11:18 PM (TlwCF)



Jeebus, mpfs....what is going on? {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (UOM48)

323 313yeah I'm kinda hoping Peaches misplaced her period.Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:22 PM (RZ8pf) ...As long as she doesn't miss one we're OK.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (Usk3+)

324 sis, slams hands on mouth! it's your fault.

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (TomZ9)

325 Gotcha! Thanks!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (uISJm)

326 with an o

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (TomZ9)

327 why did I know, after I typed that, that youse guys would make hay with the double entendre.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (RZ8pf)

328 Meremortal - your additions to the Cali-Tx dictionary are leagues above the ones listed!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (U/goY)

329 Texas only made one big mistake. It happened in 1845.

This.Word.

Posted by: AltonJacksonis an expat of The Republic of Texas at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (JMmQ9)

330 Hey All. Sending some love your way. Hope you all are doing well. And if not I hope it gets better soon.

Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (uGQ4X)

331 sifty in the house! I miss your ass!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (UOM48)

332
327 why did I know, after I typed that, that youse guys would make hay with the double entendre.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (RZ8pf)


Because you comment here and have a brain.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (GULKT)

333 peaches gas price 4.39 and some

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (TomZ9)

334 "why did I know, after I typed that, that youse guys would make hay with the double entendre."

Go ahead, denounce me.. I deserve it...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (R5yLq)

335 Peaches you said it cost you $435.9 to fill your tank.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)

336 cthulhu - Will have to pass that on to my husband, he's the one dealing with it directly. (Bureaucracy gives me the heebie-jeebies.) He says damn near first thing out of the state guy's mouth was "so when can we expect the $300 you still owe us?" And he replied "If in fact we owe you money, I assure it will be paid in a timely manner -- but first, let us establish if we DO owe you anything." Gaargh. As to your ammo comment - Unfortunately firearms also gives me the heebie-jeebies; my father had one, and he was kinda like a landmine, so I can't quite shake off the feeling of danger it represented. (He once asked me if I believed he could kill me; when I said, well, yes, he went on to explain that should prove he loved me, considering the crap he considered he suffered because of me. Oddly enough this was not reassuring.) But maybe this is also another thing I can delegate to my husband.

Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 11:26 PM (AyryN)

337 Obama speaks: Those of you who like your pink slime, can keep your pink slime...and other sayings by T.O. gone down the squeakhole.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 11:26 PM (U/goY)

338 Kratos.. I have never been to Houston.. I am sure I would like it.


311 Shrimp, skip Dallas. Ft Worth is where it's at these days...
Posted by: kqb29 at March 26, 2012 11:21 PM (hW7/O)

I worked for a company based out of Dallas. The corporate office was in that plaza with the bronze horse statues from the show Dallas...
One day while I was training.. one of those Texas longhorns and a cowboy showed up.
It was awesome.

I left Dallas with all kids of leather trinkets with stars on it stuff... then got home and thought.. WTF am I going to do with all this?!

I loved it. We ate like pigs everynight . I was there when those blue flowers were in bloom all over the place. It was around Easter.

Loved it.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:26 PM (DGIjM)

339 Jane, uou only miss my ass cuz you aint seen the rest of me.

Miss all of you goofballs too. Been busy trying to get some writing done and raise this kid while Momma finishes up in LA.

Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (uGQ4X)

340 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:25 PM (UOM4

Get a Twitter account then. Sifty rocks da Twitter - he rivals even EoJ in terms of awesomeness, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (UR5vq)

341
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 11:24 PM (U/goY)
...
Thank you so much. Jes havin' fun. I grew up there, and still do a little biz and own property there. In Colorado now, which is plenty nice too.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (Usk3+)

342 Iowa: Aged beef.

Texas: Road kill.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (NVu2l)

343 Speaking of Pink Slime (cue gag reflex) Kroger has (thankfully) announced it won't carry the crap. I only ever buy organic ground beef because I have a thing about raw meat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (UOM48)

344 Peaches you said it cost you $435.9 to fill your tank.

Ooops . . . my bad . . . it was $435.9 per gallon, lol! Just under 52 bucks for about 3/4 of a tank (although I think I may have a biggish tank). Don't taze me!

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (w407e)

345 Thanks Mpfs, you have a new follower too

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:29 PM (uISJm)

346 Jane, best wishes to you and your son.

I'm going to go crash. Asthma has me hurting - my doctor has now slammed me with a raft of new meds, and I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.

Posted by: Dianna at March 26, 2012 11:29 PM (mKMj1)

347 Texas is great. I lived in El Paso for two and a half years and miss it. Houston was fun to go to every couple of weeks when I was at Fort Polk.

Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 11:29 PM (tlK1P)

348 Bayonet Thrust: are they really teaching step then poke with arms or was it just the students on camera? Shouldn't the arms lead the legs so that the arms are extended and legs are still driving forward when the blade makes contact?

Posted by: Michael E. Stora, Ph.D. at March 26, 2012 11:29 PM (IpkXJ)

349 Glad to hear companies are pulling back on the pink slime BS. Now if the gourmet chefs would quit touting it as the next best thing that would be awesome too.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (RZ8pf)

350 339
Jane, uou only miss my ass cuz you aint seen the rest of me.

Miss all of you goofballs too. Been busy trying to get some writing done and raise this kid while Momma finishes up in LA.


Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 11:27 PM (uGQ4X)



Remember a few months back when I said you and EoJ should take your act to Vegas? You two have always been the funniest guys at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (UOM48)

351 he rivals even EoJ in terms of awesomeness, .
Thanks.


Not even. And don't get a Jeffwa put on me.

Posted by: sifty at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (uGQ4X)

352
344 Peaches you said it cost you $435.9 to fill your tank.Ooops . . . my bad . . . it was $435.9 per gallon, lol! Just under 52 bucks for about 3/4 of a tank (although I think I may have a biggish tank). Don't taze me!
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (w407e)


Think she'll catch this one?

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (GULKT)

353 Sifty is so awesome on Twitter.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (DGIjM)

354 Plenty of pink slime meat in Texas

Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (uhPd1)

355 Greetings fellow Morons, due to encouragement from Mssrs Holder and Obama, I have now joined the ranks of gun owners. Bought myself a very nice Smith Wesson 642.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (i0App)

356 Asthma has me hurting - my doctor has now slammed me with a raft of new meds, and I'm not sure if I'm coming or going.

Oh, here's a {{poorbaby}} for you, Dianna. Asthma is a very scary thing. Be well.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (w407e)

357 buzzion heh.

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (TomZ9)

358 Have you seen what "The Onion" is saying abt Obamacare. Onion says conservatives say "Fu%K Kids"

Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (uhPd1)

359 Ooops . . . my bad . . . it was $435.9 per gallon, lol! Just under 52 bucks for about 3/4 of a tank (although I think I may have a biggish tank). Don't taze me!
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:28 PM (w407e)


??? Let's try an experiment. If you were traveling 80mph.....

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (NVu2l)

360 I would rather be responsible for my own budget, and spend more for the real thing (and yeah, I know the slime had real meat in it, but not the good kind) then have companies decide for me acceptable substitutes.

Like stupid Starbucks and their strawberry bug frappacinos.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (RZ8pf)

361 Sifty, I'm a twitter moron (literally).

Would it kill you to chime in here at the HQ occasionally? I haven't wet my panties in a while laughing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:33 PM (UOM48)

362 Hi sifty! Glad everything is going well in Idaho! Best wishes to Mrs. sifty and sifty jr.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:33 PM (/izg2)

363 Think she'll catch this one?

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:30 PM (GULKT)

Oh come on, bud. That one was deliberate and I'm taking a second look at my affection for you for assuming otherwise.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:33 PM (w407e)

364 hahaha

Posted by: willow at March 26, 2012 11:33 PM (TomZ9)

365
217Oh and the woman raping the man via oral sex. Was it rape because she refused the post coital favor of making him a sammich?


What they are not telling us, is his wife caught them in the act.


Posted by: Browning A. Bolt at March 26, 2012 11:33 PM (QE/BE)

366
Texas: 4-H
;;;
California: Code Pink

Posted by: Meremortal at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (Usk3+)

367 Okay, male morons.

Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?

Be honest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM48)

368 "Bar-b-que, aka, barbecue: any manner of cooking beef or pork ribs, brisket, or sausage over an open flame, outdoors."

Cooking hamburgers or hotdogs outside is not "barbecue"---it is, simply, grilling.
There is no such thing as "barbecue" hamburgers--that's grilling , not barbecue.

Get your shit straight.

Posted by: LexisTexas at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (Cn396)

369 No Jane. That's a nightmare.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:35 PM (uISJm)

370 I was extremely disappointed by the ending of Lost. I
watched the entire series, and I kind of liked the "open for
interpretation" throughout the series. But I wanted some damn conclusive
answers at the end, and I got very few. I think the writers had no clue
what they were going for, so the just said "eh, it's up to the viewer".
What a cheap cop-out piece of shit excuse.

Posted by: yinzer at March 26, 2012 10:31 PM (LJ9nk)

They were faking some sort of intellectual depth the whole way through. The character names were pulled at random and there never was a grand philosophy or meta-narrative.
They were bluffing. It was like a child that tells a little lie then makes a slightly bigger lie to cover for the first, this continues until the child has spun an unbelievable web with no bearings.It's still irritating. First it was, "Oh, Walt's the key to understanding the Island," then it was, "Walt? Never heard of him."Fucking stupid.

Posted by: runninrebel at March 26, 2012 11:35 PM (N/1Dm)

371 I was there when those blue flowers were in bloom all over the place.

"Those blue flowers" would be Blue Bonnets, JJS.

doG, I miss them

Posted by: AltonJackson's real life has gone to shit and is bitterly clinging... at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (JMmQ9)

372
>>>I don't know exactly how much they shelled out for those books, but I remember it was a major purchase-big enough that they had to pay on an installment plan, and big enough that when the books arrived in the mail, we greeted them as joyously as we would a new car. My sister and I cleared a space on the bookshelf and carefully installed them in alphabetical order. And that's pretty much where they've remained, mostly unopened and forgotten, ever since<<<

I would still define my prose styleas "Britannical".

Posted by: Javems at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (gCAKv)

373
Cooking hamburgers or hotdogs outside is not "barbecue"---it is, simply, grilling.There is no such thing as "barbecue" hamburgers--that's grilling , not barbecue.Get your shit straight.

Posted by: LexisTexas at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (Cn396)



Word.

Posted by: Georgia, SC and NC at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (UOM48)

374 >>>Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?

YES! Thankfully, Hilary doesn't swing that way. You should ask that same question of the women here, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (UR5vq)

375
367 Okay, male morons.Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?Be honest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM4


There's always the joke about waking up and finding a gay guy giving you head. And letting him finish before kicking him out.

Would Hillary be better or worse than that situation?

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (GULKT)

376 I wasn't really big on sci-fi when I was young, but I had always heard how amazing Asimov was and how brilliant he was to produce so many books. So finally I broke down and bought Asimov's Guide to Shakepeare when I saw it on sale. Not only did it seem that the man had absolutely no understaning of the works he was explicating, I really had to wonder if he had any reading comprehension at all.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (nZvGM)

377 Be honest.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM4

I have a weak heart, so I'm pretty sure in my case it'd be manslaughter.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:36 PM (NVu2l)

378 Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?

Be honest.


Yes.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at March 26, 2012 11:37 PM (tlK1P)

379 144
That 290mil jackpot didn't hit? Note to self: buy lottery tickets. Just two.


Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 10:41 PM (/izg2)

Don't waste your money, I am going to buy one and I have never lost.Well, OK I've never played either, but tomorrow night, PARTY!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pusedo intellectual at March 26, 2012 11:37 PM (hXJOG)

380
367Okay, male morons.

Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?

Be honest.


If it's Hilary, why just ask only male morons?

Posted by: Browning A. Bolt at March 26, 2012 11:37 PM (QE/BE)

381 Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?



If she didn't pay in cash up front then yes.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:37 PM (/izg2)

382 Yeah, Texas is great. El Paso is a totally different ballgame from the rest of Texas, imo. It's great, still---I'm a native El Pasoan, transplanted to San Antonio---but very different. Austin is another fucking planet from the rest of Texas.

My husband says that in other states, the major cities aren't as different from each other. E.g. Madison is just a smaller, slightly nuttier version of Milwaukee, while Houston is very different from Dallas, which is a world apart from Austin, etc. Is this anyone else's experience? I've only lived in San Antonio, El Paso, a small NM town and eight miserable months in San Francisco, so I really don't know.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:38 PM (snRY5)

383 @209 - We had the Time-Life Western series. My mom, brother and I would fight over who got to read the volume first. Loved those books.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 11:38 PM (U/goY)

384 "Bureaucracy gives me the heebie-jeebies."

Just walk in with a super-soaker full of holy water.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:38 PM (R5yLq)

385 Is it rape if Helen Thomas is going down on you 'rons?


(I denounce myself and grab a vomit bucket.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:38 PM (UOM48)

386 Oh yay, tomorrow is 9th straight day of working. I'm going to really need this vacation.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (uISJm)

387 Bug frappacinos people. I want you to note that I said last spring that bugs were the new frontier and I was right.

Of course vegans are now all mad at Starbucks because bugs are animals too or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (RZ8pf)

388 SCoaMF:

Officials: CIA offered to curtail Pakistan drone strikes

http://tinyurl.com/bobbwuj

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (UR5vq)

389 Dianna; one word: Singulair.

Seriously, it works wonders

Posted by: AltonJackson's real life has gone to shit and is bitterly clinging... at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (JMmQ9)

390 674
57

Do _not_ read the comments on any news story about this controversy. A
common comment is that Zimmerman couldn't possibly be Hispanic because
of his European last name.




Posted by: Palandine at March 26, 2012 07:48 PM

Uh... Martin is a European last name also

Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

391 Posted by: stu at March 26, 2012 11:31 PM (uhPd1)

Saw that. couldn't think of a good twitter response since "you are out of your f'n minds" isn't good argumentation(but about the only reasonable response).

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 26, 2012 11:39 PM (tD5no)

392 "Would Hillary be better or worse than that situation?"

Either or would end up buried in the backyard and you can bet your ass I'd never breath a word of it.. to anyone.. every.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (R5yLq)

393 367Okay, male morons.

Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?

Be honest.


If it's Hilary, why just ask only male morons?


No kidding . . . I would donkey punch that bint.

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (w407e)

394 I guess I better head to bed. Good night all.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (uISJm)

395 The Lost ending was a well-done cop-out. I found it moving, but I recognize it was a total cop-out.

The Battlestar Galactica finale was worse, though. They tried to explain it, but the explanation was stupid. And involved angels. It was a sci-fi story about killer humanoid robots. And they didn't mention anything about angels until the finale.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (ZPrif)

396 (I denounce myself and grab a vomit bucket.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:38 PM (UOM4

Zombies bite, they don't do bj's.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (NVu2l)

397 367
Okay, male morons.

Is it rape if you wake up and it's Hilary going down on you?

Be honest.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:34 PM (UOM4


How are you supposed to tell before it's over, by the freckles in her bald spot?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (kaalw)

398 Okay, let's get real, 'rons.

Is it rape if Meggie Mac follows you home, makes it through your unlocked door, and crawls in bed with your unconcious self and goes down on you.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (UOM48)

399
>>>41So, tell the truth, morons. How many of you would file charges against a woman who gave you an unsolicited blow job? Really?<<<

Depends, does she wear the same shade of lipstick as my wife?

Posted by: Javems at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (gCAKv)

400 I feel your pain Dave in Fla, the last day of my contract job was supposed to be last Friday. Not only was it not my last day, but I had to work both weekend days. Worked today, will work tomorrow, possibly Wednesday and there's an outside chance Thursday.

I have no idea how I'm going to get my shit together before we leave for Hawaii Friday.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:41 PM (RZ8pf)

401 Don't waste your money, I am going to buy one and I have never
lost.Well, OK I've never played either, but tomorrow night, PARTY!




Heh used to be in the gaming biz. Best way to win is to put that money back in your pocket and walk away. But for a chance to win $100mil+, I'll throw a couple bucks that way. Knowing it's just another tax.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:41 PM (/izg2)

402 No kidding . . . I would donkey punch that bint.


Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM (w407e)

I'm pretty sure that would be impossible for you to do, and if you could it would be worse than the BJ.

Posted by: runninrebel at March 26, 2012 11:42 PM (N/1Dm)

403 No kidding . . . I would donkey punch that bint.
Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:40 PM


Thread Winner.

Posted by: AltonJackson is not the official scorekeeper at March 26, 2012 11:42 PM (JMmQ9)

404 Try explaining to your 10 year old son what the hell the series finale of Lost was supposed to mean. Thankfully in the end all he cared about was the dog's outcome.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:43 PM (RZ8pf)

405 Is it rape if Meggie Mac follows you home, makes it through your
unlocked door, and crawls in bed with your unconcious self and goes
down on you.

So, um, what if it was Moo and you had the bad fortune to wake before the loss of blood from the uro-genital reason gave you the sweet relief of death?

Posted by: Peaches at March 26, 2012 11:43 PM (w407e)

406 Ugh, don't get me started on Battlestar...

Posted by: runninrebel at March 26, 2012 11:43 PM (N/1Dm)

407 " Best way to win is to put that money back in your pocket and walk away. But for a chance to win $100mil+, I'll throw a couple bucks that way. Knowing it's just another tax."

People do get pretty upset with me when I tell them that the lottery is just a tax for people who don't understand probability and statistics.

But, like you, if it gets over a 100 mil every now and again I'll throw in a couple of bucks.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:43 PM (R5yLq)

408 For those on twitter.. follow this girl.
@EricaLashay1989
Black conservative who is really smart and has taken alot of crap over this Treyvon stuff.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (DGIjM)

409 Wow, we are almost on the same schedule PGiS. Last day is Thursday. Turn in travel receipts on Friday AM then cruise on Saturday.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (uISJm)

410 A Texan's Map of the United States:
preview.tinyurl.com/cu83ytn

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 11:44 PM (4q5tP)

411 23
It's amazing that break bulk cargo lasted so long.The solution was so simple.

Can you say UNIONS?

Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (CP+yl)

412 while Houston is very different from Dallas, which is a world apart from Austin, etc. Is this anyone else's experience?

Houston and Dallas used to be different, Dallas was the "metropolitian" sophisticated city while Houston was the roughneck oil city, but these days they're pretty similar shitholes and really the two cities to be avoided if moving to Texas. Austin is still different and pretty nice if you can stomach the smug attitude of the people there.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (HI6wa)

413 The three big areas for wrestling are the US+Canada, Japan, and Mexico.

One of the big Japanese promotions just got in a huge scandal cause it turns out the Yakuza were bankrolling it.

Same thing happened to the major Japanese MMA promotions.

Once that happens the promotion is pretty much dead cause they can never get back on TV.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (ZPrif)

414 PGiS,

Bug frappacinos?

Posted by: Alex at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (tlK1P)

415 "Can you say UNIONS?"

Not without getting sick.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (R5yLq)

416 Thankfully the "is it rape?" scenario doesn't apply to me because I always lock my door at night and my windows are barred. Just in case any intruder penetrates those barriers, I have a Louisville Slugger under my bed, a longsword against a corner, and my grandfather's .308 and double-barreled English-style shotgun in my closet.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (UR5vq)

417 Honestly, Jane, I'd hit Meggie Mac if she'd keep her mouth shut.

Now, I'm really gone, Ciao

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (uISJm)

418 I play my state lottery only.

But.. at 356 million.. yeah, kinda have to buy a mega millions ticket

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 26, 2012 11:47 PM (DGIjM)

419 People do get pretty upset with me when I tell them that the lottery is
just a tax for people who don't understand probability and statistics.




lol I was going to call it a tax on the stupid people but reconsidered. Until now. But I understand how it works and I failed Stat101 the first time around. Partly because I was distracted...

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:47 PM (/izg2)

420 41
So, tell the truth, morons. How many of you would file charges against a woman who gave you an unsolicited blow job? Really?

Just because someone has their mouth around your penis doesn't mean it feels/felt good.

Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 26, 2012 11:47 PM (CP+yl)

421 Well, best call it a night. They get a little testy at work if I try to take a nap at my desk.. lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:47 PM (R5yLq)

422 I think saying the Lost ending was a cop-out isn't the right way to describe it. It was more like exposing a fraud. Abrams, and Lieber in particular, puffed and preened for years about how smart the story was and allowed all the praise to flow about how deep and sophisticated the themes were.

But, in fact, they were just bullshitting the whole time.

Posted by: runninrebel at March 26, 2012 11:48 PM (N/1Dm)

423 'Night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2012 11:48 PM (UOM48)

424 longsword against a corner, and my grandfather's .308 and double-barreled English-style shotgun in my closet.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:46 PM (UR5vq)

Hillary would require a wooden stake.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (NVu2l)

425 "I was going to call it a tax on the stupid people but reconsidered. "

Lol.. well the sad thing is you have almost as good of odds of finding the winning ticket as you do of buying it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (R5yLq)

426 Austin is still different and pretty nice if you can stomach the smug attitude of the people there.
Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:45 PM (HI6wa)

Austinites absolutely, positively Can Not Drive worth a lick. I-35 is Death Race action.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 11:50 PM (4q5tP)

427 Just because someone has their mouth around your penis doesn't mean it feels/felt good.

I don't know, i've had some rather, homely shall i say, lips around ye olde noodle and it still felt pretty damn good.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:50 PM (HI6wa)

428 @422 Fair point. The writers knew there was no way to make sense of all the craziness. Even though they'd promised for years that there really was a non-magical, plausible explanation for everything that happened.

And the explanation was simple: they were lying.

That said the emotions of the relationship were well done in the finale. But they didn't explain shit. Even though they promised they would. But in their defense they only promised so people would keep watching.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (ZPrif)

429 g'night, Jane. Happy thoughts.

Next time you talk to the D'oh-boy, please tell him I said "Thank you"

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (JMmQ9)

430 Instead of using dye for the strawberry frappucinos, Starbucks is using ground up beatle shell (cochineal or however the heck you spell it).

One may ask oneself why they don't just use some sort of, oh I don't know, strawberry. But instead, bugs it is.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (RZ8pf)

431 Jane D'oh - prayers up for your boy. Question - r u in the security biz? My little bro' does that conference every yr. He has won several awards for his work. I would love to send u his way - if interested at all, msg me and I will get u the info.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (U/goY)

432 If the lottery prize is $300 million, dropping a dollar on a ticket becomes a rational investment. Sure, you probably won't win, but . . . you absolutely won't win without a ticket, and it's $300 million!

Plus you get at least a dollar's worth of fun planning how you're going to spend the money.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (v9Kjt)

433 I-35 is Death Race action.

Heh, that it is, a buddy of mine always crosses himself before getting on it.

Posted by: booger at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (HI6wa)

434 Hillary would require a wooden stake.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 26, 2012 11:49 PM (NVu2l)


No we've discussed Supernatural tonight. You'll need some dead man's blood and that sword to chop her head off.

Posted by: buzzion at March 26, 2012 11:52 PM (GULKT)

435 "And rounding out this group is Nancy Grace, perhaps the most unpleasant woman on television"

I haven't watched Nancy Grace through, but have seen bits and pieces while channel surfing. There is this woman on there whose name I don't know. She is sometimes used for commentary on Nancy Grace's railroading, oops, I mean crime reporting. She is by far the most awful harpy on tv. This harpy always seems to be yelling for no apparent reason. She has a truly horrible presence for tv.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 26, 2012 11:54 PM (DQpZ4)

436 Lol.. well the sad thing is you have almost as good of odds of finding the winning ticket as you do of buying it.




Better odds of locating the lucky bastard before he turns it in, hitting him over the head and stealing it. Not that I advocate that course of action, but the gambling biz can get a little rough..... //////////

Posted by: NC Ref at March 26, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)

437 brb, gotta geaux tap into tomorrow night's ration of Val-U-Rite

Posted by: AltonJackson is eating the seed corn at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (JMmQ9)

438 Austinites absolutely, positively Can Not Drive worth a lick. I-35 is Death Race action.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 11:50 PM (4q5tP)

Seriously. Houston is worse, though. I learned to drive in El Paso and thought "Oh, surely in other places the driving isn't this bad; at least half the problem has to be the border." Ah, no. In El Paso the drivers are clueless but elsewhere the drivers are plain vicious.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (snRY5)

439 Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:51 PM (ZPrif)

Not to mention the ending, while a bit emotional at the end, utilized one of the laziest plot devices one could employ in fiction.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (UR5vq)

440 You gotta play to win!

Posted by: Every lottery's rules at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (/izg2)

441 @439 You mean BSG right?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 26, 2012 11:56 PM (ZPrif)

442 Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (snRY5)
867-5309

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 11:56 PM (4q5tP)

443 440

Every 3 card monte dealers' patter.

Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 26, 2012 11:57 PM (CP+yl)

444 #432, Trimegistus, exactly!

Got my $1 quick pick last night.

Posted by: Theresa at March 26, 2012 11:57 PM (SmTIz)

445 442 Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (snRY5)
867-5309
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2012 11:56 PM (4q5tP)

You're spelling that wrong. That last number is spelled "nine" but with at least that many I's.

Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:58 PM (snRY5)

446 Ground up bugs IS one of the standard dyes. Been used in the food industry for AGES. And used as pigment and fabric dye for centuries. Hell, got some of the bugs myself, I did a bit demonstrating Elizabethan miniature painting once. And I think I did pop one into my mouth once or twice to enjoyably squick out some of more obnoxious questioners.

Posted by: sistrum at March 26, 2012 11:58 PM (AyryN)

447 441 @439 You mean BSG right?

Never saw BSG, despite the temptations of Tricia Helfer and Grace Park.

Speaking of which:

http://tinyurl.com/bm8bo5p

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 12:00 AM (UR5vq)

448 I just want to know the mechanics fordesignating a place to chill in between while waiting for others.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 12:00 AM (RZ8pf)

449 Instead of using dye for the strawberry frappucinos, Starbucks is using
ground up beatle shell (cochineal or however the heck you spell it).



One may ask oneself why they don't just use some sort of, oh I don't know, strawberry. But instead, bugs it is.


Ok, just looked it up online. Honestly, it's not that upsetting. Strawberries would be a lot harder to use, especially with the amount of dye that they use, and it looks like they were trying to avoid artificial dyes on purpose, which leaves only the old fashioned dyes, ie beetles.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 12:00 AM (tlK1P)

450 I'll say this about Lost, I was in it until the ending. I suspected it was bullshit but I still believed right up until the last episode. Then, when my suspicions were affirmed I turned on it like a scorned lover.

But with Battlestar? I only finished the last season so I could denounce it completely. And I felt like I had to stay with it to end to make sure it was gone.

Posted by: runninrebel at March 27, 2012 12:01 AM (N/1Dm)

451 well yeah, it is a standard dye. I'm just irritated at Starbucks holy attitude about it. "oooo, we don't want to use anything unnatural so we're going to use ground up bugs instead, aren't we just the best ever"

So I am laughing that they have irritated vegans.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 12:01 AM (RZ8pf)

452 I can be mad at Starbucks if I want to, stop using LOGIC on me people. I was told there would be no logic on the ONT. (grin)

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 12:03 AM (RZ8pf)

453 TX: "Come and take it" = "We have a cannon. Try and take it, we dare ya."

CA: "Come and take it" = A solicitation for drugs, or many horrible double entendres involving casting couches.

Being a resident of another fairly un-F'd state, I love how they roll in Texas. They've been giving the lesson plan to TN for years, and for free to boot.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 12:03 AM (ND9u8)

454 So I am laughing that they have irritated vegans. --

They're also irritating anybody trying to keep kosher, though.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 12:03 AM (AyryN)

455 Alright 'ettes, I need your opinion. Beard? Yay or nay?

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 12:05 AM (tlK1P)

456 Another movie idea for SyFy:

Bee Vampires!

http://tinyurl.com/cr83fgp

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 12:05 AM (UR5vq)

457 I can be mad at Starbucks if I want to, stop using LOGIC on me people. I was told there would be no logic on the ONT. (grin)

Hush you. Just sit there and drink your bug juice.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 12:06 AM (tlK1P)

458 Night all!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 27, 2012 12:07 AM (DGIjM)

459 It takes a lot to get me disgusted, but many of the re-tweets I'm seeing that innocent little 17-yo Trayvon Martin supposedly wrote are foul.

Posted by: Theresa at March 27, 2012 12:08 AM (SmTIz)

460 iOwnTheWorld has an awesome new t. celebrating the Breitbart. It would have been perfect for the SoS Che Showdown.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 12:08 AM (U/goY)

461 Even though Grace Park is one of my favorite spinners of all time, I never watched the last season of BSG and don't care how it ended. That's how badly the producers/writers screwed up the story line.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at March 27, 2012 12:09 AM (nZvGM)

462 "Alright 'ettes, I need your opinion. Beard? Yay or nay?"

I like beards if they're kept short and well trimmed. And as I think about it, I guess I like them better if hair is dark - blond beards don't do much for me.

Posted by: someone at March 27, 2012 12:11 AM (bqjJT)

463 When bugs in food is the topic, it's really limited. Why not talk about FDA food standards instead -- like the 55% mold limit for tomato catsup or the 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams in peanut butter? http://tinyurl.com/ml2md4

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 12:11 AM (kaalw)

464 Right after I left for bed, I just had to check out the thread below.

I think I may have gotten a killing post to curious/chic/whatever.

One can hope. Go check it out.

'night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 27, 2012 12:13 AM (UOM48)

465 You are whispanic if you eat anything in a flour tortilla.
Ironically, I think a good slang for white hispanic would be "flour tortilla."

Posted by: reason at March 27, 2012 12:13 AM (M+2Un)

466
It takes a lot to get me disgusted, but many of the re-tweets I'm seeing
that innocent little 17-yo Trayvon Martin supposedly wrote are foul.

I saw them too. You know it's bad when it's worse than what you see on the ONT. Was little Trayvon in a gang? Or do non-gang member teenagers talk/tweet that way now?

Do I need to denounce myself? I'm not sure...

Posted by: Mayday at March 27, 2012 12:15 AM (orrLR)

467 I don't care what state you're from, if you've ever driven in New Jersey you know why they say:

"In New Jersey, driving isn't a privilege, it's a challenge"

Rudest drivers
NJ drivers are the most likely to flip you the bird
Horrible roads, poorly lit, poorly designed, and a moonscape of potholes
Almost one cop for every driver, each eager to ticket you, and nasty as they come






Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:16 AM (Y+DPZ)

468 BSG did the cliched "what we thought was the future was really the past and our surviving heroes founded the Earth". Their end is our beginning! OMG!!

This blew me away the first time I read a story that did this when I was 12. it's been a cliche for like half a century.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 12:17 AM (ZPrif)

469 The California State Flower is the Hanging Douche Bag

Posted by: Beto at March 27, 2012 12:18 AM (lpWVn)

470 should have stopped watching BSG when they time jumped

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2012 12:19 AM (M8yfa)

471 I've finally figured out exactly why Glen Beck pisses me off.

He ramps up the doom and coming enslavement theories, shows you his "pieces of the puzzle" and tells you to tune in to see how they fit and what you can do

After he's revealed his puzzle, you feel like Ralphie Parker after he's decoded the Orphan Annie decoder ring secret message

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:20 AM (Y+DPZ)

472 Love those jug handle left turns in Jersey. Made my day when I was driving a semi.

Posted by: GMB at March 27, 2012 12:20 AM (kPe9l)

473 "248 I think Baraka THINKS it will help him. It wont. "

Race riots are a huge problem for liberals. Moderates tend to become conservatives.
After the '67 riots in Detroit, a good share of white people simply decided that they weren't safe around blacks. Other cities in Michigan have sizable black populations, but I have never seen a city that has the racial divide that Detroit and its suburbs have.

Riots would confirm the worst fears of white moderates.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (DQpZ4)

474 According to my stepfather, the unofficial name of those concrete highway barriers are "Jersey Walls".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (UR5vq)

475 Damn it. I accidentally fell asleep this afternoon for about four hours, and now I'm wide awake...

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 12:24 AM (tlK1P)

476 469
The California State Flower is the Hanging Douche Bag


Posted by: Beto at March 27, 2012 12:18 AM (lpWVn)


It's actually the California Poppy, which is pretty much the only type of poppy that does not contain morphine in its seed pods.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 12:24 AM (kaalw)

477 Riots would confirm the worst fears of white moderates.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (DQpZ4)

That no amount of appeasement will ever be enough?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 12:25 AM (NVu2l)

478 473
"248 I think Baraka THINKS it will help him. It wont. "



Race riots are a huge problem for liberals. Moderates tend to become conservatives.

After the '67 riots in Detroit, a good share of white people simply
decided that they weren't safe around blacks. Other cities in Michigan
have sizable black populations, but I have never seen a city that has
the racial divide that Detroit and its suburbs have.



Riots would confirm the worst fears of white moderates.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM

As I noted above, Los Angeles and New York both elected white Republicans after their cities were ripped with riots

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:25 AM (Y+DPZ)

479 Obama looked at N. Korea and said he sees a lack of 50 years of progress.

Posted by: Don@yahoo.com at March 27, 2012 12:27 AM (uhPd1)

480 The only thing appeasement has ever bought is contempt.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 12:27 AM (NVu2l)

481 Peaches, if you are still here. Tell your friend Karen to keep positive.
I'm going to repeat what I have said in the past. My mom had late stage breast cancer at 82 years old. The surgery and chemo were tough on her, but she died at the age of 92, and was still cancer free at that time. It is really something what they can do now.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:28 AM (DQpZ4)

482 477
Riots would confirm the worst fears of white moderates.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (DQpZ4)



That no amount of appeasement will ever be enough?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 12:25 AM

Last summer in Chicago and Philly, white shoppers were attacked by flash mobs of black teens

This summer, hearing "Trayvon" while the mobs pull them out of their minivans won't make them eager to pull that lever for Black Jesus, I don't think

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

483 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 12:22 AM (UR5vq)

Not unofficial. Well, they're actually Jersey *barriers*, but that's the name they go by in transportation planning.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 12:28 AM (tD5no)

484 I know the 1968 riots at the DNC in Chicago turned both my conservative but democrat-voting parents into never voting D again.

Posted by: Theresa at March 27, 2012 12:29 AM (SmTIz)

485 You'd be surprised at how many white Angelenos were liberal in 1991 but conservative after 1992

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:30 AM (Y+DPZ)

486 Anyone take fish oil? Just started taking it for Omega 3.

Posted by: FishOil at March 27, 2012 12:30 AM (uhPd1)

487 What would you do with 350 million?

Posted by: FishOil at March 27, 2012 12:32 AM (uhPd1)

488 I am back from the dead!

Posted by: Breitbart at March 27, 2012 12:32 AM (uhPd1)

489 woof

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2012 12:36 AM (z9HTb)

490 woohoo
the redskins re-signed rex grossman
good luck losers

Posted by: navycopjoe knows Teh SARAH!!!! can save us at March 27, 2012 12:36 AM (aeve0)

491 (uhPd1)



Please come up with better schtick.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 12:36 AM (kaalw)

492 This summer, hearing "Trayvon" while the mobs pull them out of their minivans won't make them eager to pull that lever for Black Jesus, I don't think
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 12:28 AM (Y+DPZ)

They stay. You can't save people from themselves.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 12:36 AM (NVu2l)

493 As long as I'm spending less on a lottery ticket than for a movie ticket for an equivalent amount of escapist fantasy, I consider it a worthwhile purchase.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 12:37 AM (AyryN)

494 There were only so many ways Battlestar Galactica could end.

Either they get wiped out by Cylons (depressing) or they don't.

If they don't, then they either find Earth or they don't. And again, failure = depressing.

So they've got to find Earth. Which means either future Earth, present-day Earth, or the past.

Future Earth is just another Planet of the Week, really. Or it's an uninhabited wasteland, which bounces you right to the Adam Eve plotline anyway. If you don't want that, then you've either got present or past Earth. Present Earth might be interesting, but it also reminds your viewers of Galactica 1980, which was when the old show really turned to shit. So you don't want that.

Which leaves the past. It can't be historical past, because, well, there's no history of interstellar travelers arriving on Earth. Which means prehistoric Earth, and boom, you've got the series ending as produced!

The alternative: the producers should have had the balls to show Galactica going out in a blaze of glory fighting the Cylons in a last climactic battle, while the refugee ships scatter through the Galaxy. But during the Bush administration, that would have simply been impossible. Hollywood simply couldn't show military victory as good or even possible.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 12:40 AM (v9Kjt)

495 "More importantly, for all we talk about the misandry that is common in parts of society these days, saying that a man should always want sex from a woman and therefor it isn't rape is awfully misandrist. "

I know what you mean Alex. We joke about it with men, because men's attitudes toward sex are often a bit more easy going. However, we do know that any unwanted sexual contact is wrong and a crime.

Also, we don't have a sense of humor about women being raped because women are usually smaller and weaker, and we have a natural tendency to sympathize with a weak person being victimized.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:41 AM (DQpZ4)

496 A man being raped by a woman demands mention of the most ill-conceived sitcom episode of all time: the Too Close for Comfort Episode, "For Every Man There's Two Women." (Or simply "Monroe Gets Raped" as I generally refer to it.)

You'll never see a more inappropriate use of a laugh track. I watched it on youtube in the last year, but it has apparently been taken down.

Posted by: Jingo95 at March 27, 2012 12:41 AM (iEea3)

497 493
As long as I'm spending less on a lottery ticket than for a movie ticket
for an equivalent amount of escapist fantasy, I consider it a
worthwhile purchase.


Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 12:37 AM (AyryN)


Well, there's also the added bonus that buying a lottery ticket won't contribute to the well-being of America-hating leftist scumbags like buying a movie ticket, because the money goes directly to the state governme -- hold on............

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 12:41 AM (kaalw)

498 Good night folks. I'm going to listen to a Terry Pratchett audio book will I drift off to sleep.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 12:44 AM (NVu2l)

499 I love this place, but the California-hate is excessive at times. Now, I'm not going all Michael in MI here, but I just wanted to say that after a while it gets just a bit offensive. I sometimes feel that Californians have the same status on AoS that Christians have among the progressives.

I'm pretty much as conservative as they come, but California is my home, and I'm not about to be run out by a bunch of progressive assholes. I don't like to have to take a bunch of crap about that from people with whom I have no substantive disagreements.

Yes, we currently suck politically in so many ways, and deserve a lot of opprobrium on this front. But I respectfully submit that we are no worse than many states in this regard, and better than some.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 12:44 AM (IlZPo)

500 Yes, we currently suck politically in so many ways, and deserve a lot of
opprobrium on this front. But I respectfully submit that we are no
worse than many states in this regard, and better than some.



Maybe it's all those electoral votes.

Posted by: fluffy, charming Masshole at March 27, 2012 12:47 AM (z9HTb)

501 I owned a TRASH 80 (TRS-80). I made a whack a mole program for it. I loved that game.

Posted by: theCork at March 27, 2012 12:50 AM (AsGWW)

502 499 I love this place, but the California-hate is excessive at times.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 12:44 AM (IlZPo)


It gets even better when you realize AoSHQ's HQ is in New York.

Pretty much everything degrades into "people talking shit" after a while.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2012 12:52 AM (bxiXv)

503 494
Which leaves the past. It can't be
historical past, because, well, there's no history of interstellar
travelers arriving on Earth.


--------

Hello?

Posted by: Nephilim as featured on Coast to Coast AM at March 27, 2012 12:52 AM (6fER6)

504 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 27, 2012 12:41 AM (DQpZ4)

The problem is when this attitude start spilling over elsewhere. For example, look at the difference in reactions to a 13 year old boy having sex with a female teacher, and a 13 year old girl. In many cases people, even some conservatives, while be outraged at the latter while laughing off the former.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 12:52 AM (tlK1P)

505 Kratos - um, I think the 'ettes' would also cry 'Rape' if they woke up with Hillary goin' down on 'em. What say you, ettes?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 12:53 AM (U/goY)

506 A bit offensive Otis? Trying being from the New Orleans area in the last 6 years.. Ive read it and seen it all here. Ive wanted to fight people over what they wrote about my home state/home town. But ya know what? I wouldnt trade it for any other cookie cutter shit hole in anyplace USA. Ive been around a lot of places in the great USA, but damn if Id swap.So I stay and fight the good fight for the red right morons and shake off the haters.

Posted by: helofixer at March 27, 2012 12:54 AM (qGJbm)

507 "I wonder if there's a browser plugin you can get that will automatically translate MSM-speak for you as well."

There is: www.fourmilab.ch/webtools/greasemonkey/

Posted by: Yngvar at March 27, 2012 12:54 AM (0SLoP)

508 and I'm not about to be run out by a bunch of progressive assholes.

AMan Bro Otis.... I feel your pain.. same shit different state..

and I see not much has changed in the bayonet fighting scene. which incidentally will instill the "shit in the pants" on anyone on business end of a rifle with a BFK (big fucking knife) on the end..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 12:55 AM (KZLoo)

509 I'm not about to be run out by a bunch of progressive assholes. -
I disagree. You're going to leave yourself, or else your part of California is
going to secede and start over with a sane system of government. Otherwise progressive assholery is your future.



better than some. - Sure. California is better than, for
instance, Maryland. Mind you, I say the exact same about Maryland.



Don't take this personally. It's not you. It's your neighbours, and it's reality.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 12:55 AM (QTHTd)

510 I just assume an invisible overall banner of PRESENT COMPANY EXCEPTED when the generic bashing starts.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 12:56 AM (AyryN)

511 helofixer: Louisiana managed to improve. But it took a weather event to fix the voting pool.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 12:56 AM (QTHTd)

512 494 There were only so many ways Battlestar Galactica could end.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 12:40 AM (v9Kjt)


I could tell it wasn't going anywhere good by season 3. I didn't bother with the rest, despite being science-fiction starved.

They painted themselves into a corner, aggressively. And in the end, they gave up and quit.

I can understand it, but I really can't respect it. Epic beginning, withered ending.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2012 12:57 AM (bxiXv)

513 But I respectfully submit that we are no worse than many states in this regard, and better than some.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 12:44 AM (IlZPo)



Name one. DC doesn't count. No "natural beauty" arguments either. Also, nobody hates you, Otis, but your neighbors are going to force you to reap what they've sown.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 01:01 AM (ND9u8)

514 Don't take this personally. It's not you. It's your neighbours, and it's reality.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 12:55 AM (QTHTd)


44% voted for Obama in Texas.

They're your neighbors, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2012 01:01 AM (bxiXv)

515 "Yes, we currently suck politically in so many ways, and deserve a lot of
opprobrium on this front. But I respectfully submit that we are no
worse than many states in this regard, and better than some."

Hear, hear!

I also am pretty much stuck here.

I have a feeling were I to be suddenly transplanted over to certain Red states, I would have a hard time of it. As a matter of fact, I was raised in those same states. I was raised to not dance, drink or gamble, or watch porno, or smoke some weed every now and then or date girls outside of my own race or buy a beer on Sunday.

That is all so much complete bs.

I drink, gamble, dance, play music, sing, yell, smoke some weed every now and then, watch some titties on "Game of Thrones" and yes I have dated outside my race, and even married one, raised a family I am proud of.

I even listen to some Willy Nelson music.

I don't have strong feelings about gays. I wish they would show some discretion every now and then, pretty much the same way I feel about heteros acting out in public.

I own guns and practice with them.

So, I have a feeling I would not cut it in Mississippi or South Carolina.

Texas, maybe. Maybe Austin.

And before you all pound my hide about the weed, Pat Robertson agreed with me last week, so go pound sand.

I still am registered (R) and will do what I can here, which is not much given the paucity of our numbers.

I hate it when simpletons say that they wish California would fall in to the ocean. I certainly don't rejoice when a tornado wipes out a whole town in a Red state. I pity them. I would never wish upon my fellow humans such a misfortune, and I despise it when some complete idiot wishes that upon me and mine.

I love our nation and those that defend it. I love Jesus and hope he loves me back.

That's just me.

Posted by: navybrat at March 27, 2012 01:02 AM (FUeRv)

516 I'm reading the Tray Von Martin tweets that the Daily Caller found. Man, this guy sounds like an idiot.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 01:05 AM (tlK1P)

517 Name one. DC doesn't count.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 01:01 AM (ND9u


Hawaii, Vermont, New York, Illinois, Delaware, Rhode Island, Maryland, Massachusetts.

California just looks like it's fallen further because it was grabbed earlier. Mass.

The problems we have aren't just regional, they're philosophical and systemic. Putting up a fence or running doesn't solve them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2012 01:05 AM (bxiXv)

518 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert, Official Hispanic White Guy Of The ONT at March 27, 2012 01:06 AM (4ixH5)

519 Seriously. Houston is worse, though. I learned to drive in El Paso and thought "Oh, surely in other places the driving isn't this bad; at least half the problem has to be the border." Ah, no. In El Paso the drivers are clueless but elsewhere the drivers are plain vicious.
Posted by: jenny tries too hard at March 26, 2012 11:55 PM (snRY5)
The damn New Mexicans down here are the worst.
Even the Juarenses are far superior.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2012 01:07 AM (z8HSj)

520 hope this game turns out to be fun
http://tinyurl.com/c5v3lmc

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2012 01:07 AM (M8yfa)

521 Hmm. Looks like the Russian government has decided that fast food is unhealthy and is closing all of the McDonald's. I guess Bloomberg still has something to aspire to.

http://tinyurl.com/cfk9h6r

Posted by: Anachronda at March 27, 2012 01:18 AM (6fER6)

522 I can't read Ukrainian, so I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2012 01:22 AM (z9HTb)

523 Don't take criticism of your state so personally. If you love where you are and you want to stay there, do so. When I talk about my bad experiences with CA and how glad I am that I left, it doesn't mean that I'm badmouthing all of the people who live there. Living in CA had it's good points, but when the 'bad points' list got so much longer, I left.

Posted by: Theresa at March 27, 2012 01:25 AM (SmTIz)

524 Driving in El Paso isn't thet bad.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:25 AM (4SKYj)

525 Driving in El Paso is fine. Except during monsoon season when the frontage roads are all completely flooded out. Then it's maddening.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 01:27 AM (tlK1P)

526 I think the pollen drifts are worse Alex(the smell was terrible). The rain washing out the roads was nothing to my pickup.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:28 AM (4SKYj)

527 California just looks like it's fallen further because it was grabbed earlier.

True enough Mero,, VT was solid "R" domain until the 70's, the influx of idiots started and we degenerated from a government of sensibility to gov of stupidity..

Ola Roberto...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:28 AM (KZLoo)

528 Hey Bean.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:30 AM (4SKYj)

529 Bean!

Howdy.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:30 AM (4ixH5)

530 oh, if you have OnDemand, BBC America has season 2 of Whitechapel up. Not as good as the first season though

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2012 01:32 AM (M8yfa)

531 >>Drums fingers<< Summoning, summoning......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:33 AM (kaalw)

532 Chicks and a boat...

http://tinyurl.com/cmfh8hf

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:35 AM (4ixH5)

533 Tammy ain't here Calamari, ooops I mean Cthulu.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:35 AM (4SKYj)

534 CNN says Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former IMF chief, has been charged in France with "aggravated pimping."

That.
Sounds.
AWESOME.

Posted by: Jordan at March 27, 2012 01:35 AM (RSG1I)

535 Chicks and a motorboat...

http://tinyurl.com/cw5g3kz

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:36 AM (4ixH5)

536 Thanks, all, for not flaming me. All of you who responded make good points. I just had to get that primal scream out.


Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 01:36 AM (IlZPo)

537 Hey Jerry,, did you contact your old C.O.?

and Robert I need me some babes in bikini pic's,, it's back to ass freezing here..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:36 AM (KZLoo)

538 Hi, beanervt! Long time no talk to.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 01:37 AM (IlZPo)

539 526 I think the pollen drifts are worse Alex(the smell was terrible). The rain washing out the roads was nothing to my pickup.
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:28 AM (4SKYj)
Pollen drifts?
I must be missing something here...

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2012 01:38 AM (z8HSj)

540 it's back to ass freezing here..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:36 AM (KZLoo)

In March?

Hold on...

http://tinyurl.com/btlqfzz

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

541 Chicks and a boat...

I should a known you'd be on it.. but please MOR MOR...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:39 AM (KZLoo)

542 I gotta talk to a bunch of people, the one guy I knew that knew where he was retired. Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:39 AM (4SKYj)

543 Just finished hollow world episode. Women were kept submissive on an alien ship/asteroid. Spock, Kirk and Bones liberated the women from the aliens.

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:40 AM (uhPd1)

544 Texas Jew? There are Jews in Texas?

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:40 AM (uhPd1)

545 80s bikini chicks!

http://tinyurl.com/d3xps6v

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:41 AM (4ixH5)

546 There ya go, Robert! I take back all those nasty things I said about you.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

547 544 Texas Jew? There are Jews in Texas?
Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:40 AM (uhPd1)
One or two

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2012 01:41 AM (z8HSj)

548 Texas is aplace born again Christians. George Bush pickup truck types. (american trucks)

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:41 AM (uhPd1)

549 helofixer @506: Yes, I see what you're saying, but that wasn't me! I love Louisiana, and it's been doing pretty well since Katrina, or so it seems from this distance. I mean, Bobby Jindal is worth a million Jerry Browns.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (IlZPo)

550 MOR MOR...


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:39 AM (KZLoo)

Coming right...up?
http://tinyurl.com/czbezan

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

551
TexasJew, it may have been bad those years, but the pollen was so heavy there were drifts like snow. It came from all the scrub floweringon Ft Bliss.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4SKYj)

552 I take back all those nasty things I said about you.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

Thanks, I...wait, what nasty things?
*Taps foot*

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

553 Must be tough being a Jew in Texas. Christian fanatics still trying to convert Jews into Christians. Into the New testament.

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (uhPd1)

554 It's not so much that I can't move as to, why would I move?

Is the immense shitstorm of Federal Debt going to be less in your state than in mine?

I think jolly well, not.

Posted by: navybrat at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (FUeRv)

555 In March?



Hold on...


yep went from 80's last week to teens this week.. that's VT you don't like the weather..wait a minute.. but the climatards are screaming gorbul warming gorebul warming in your face...


tnks Robert, that's very warming.....

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (KZLoo)

556 http://tinyurl.com/cg477sx

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:44 AM (4ixH5)

557 551 TexasJew, it may have been bad those years, but the pollen was so heavy there were drifts like snow. It came from all the scrub floweringon Ft Bliss.
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4SKYj)
All those yellow poppies along Transmountain?
That is something to see...

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2012 01:46 AM (z8HSj)

558 that's very warming.....


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (KZLoo)

When does it warm up enough to hit the links?
http://tinyurl.com/3awxt3k

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)

559 Texas, they were out in the training areas, too. The pollen was a drifting dust across the road, clogged the airfilter on my truck.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:48 AM (4SKYj)

560 559 Texas, they were out in the training areas, too. The pollen was a drifting dust across the road, clogged the airfilter on my truck.
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:48 AM (4SKYj)
Yes. That is something.
I belong to the gun club at Fort Bliss and it can get nasty there in the windy spring.

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2012 01:50 AM (z8HSj)

561 80's last week to teens


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 01:43 AM (KZLoo)
80s to teen coming right up.
http://tinyurl.com/bl4rlg6
http://tinyurl.com/cc6rlfd

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:50 AM (4ixH5)

562 Pollen in Texas??

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:50 AM (uhPd1)

563 Yeah, used to spend my weekends on that range. It's one of the few 1000yrd ranges open to the public.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:51 AM (4SKYj)

564 Pollen in El Paso, Trekkie. It can get bad.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:52 AM (4SKYj)

565 Some states are in better shape than others. Taxes higher in liberal states

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:53 AM (uhPd1)

566 Thanks, I...wait, what nasty things?
*Taps foot*


Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)


Oddly, I can't remember a single one of 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:53 AM (kaalw)

567 Don't be fooled, folks, Uh...Pud...1 is the #1 dick troll who for some reason likes to stomp around on AoSHQ. You know, when he's banished to the basement while mommy and uncle daddy are upstairs partying.

Well, that's my PSA for tonight. Have fun, all.

Posted by: Theresa at March 27, 2012 01:54 AM (SmTIz)

568 ok. I did some electrical work back in theday in Texas. I am a master electrician by trade. Retired now.

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:54 AM (uhPd1)

569 The duo formerly known as the Wachowski Brothers sign Channing Tatum to their new sci-fi movie, Jupiter Ascending.

http://tinyurl.com/cjmbtcy

I say formerly known as since Larry Wachowski apparently became Lana Wachowski.

Dude...

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:55 AM (4ixH5)

570 Leave Troll! I will hit you with my phaser!..and it wont be on stun anymore!

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 01:56 AM (uhPd1)

571 Oddly, I can't remember a single one of 'em.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 01:53 AM (kaalw)

Well then, no Squid Girl for you tonight. :p

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 01:57 AM (4ixH5)

572
Kirk Cameron's movie Monumental looks like it might be pretty good. However, it's message will never be heard by those who need it most.
http://tinyurl.com/cslth4r

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 01:59 AM (JKNDp)

573 563 Yeah, used to spend my weekends on that range. It's one of the few 1000yrd ranges open to the public.
Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 01:51 AM (4SKYj)
And it has a bar.
Rather unusual..

Posted by: TexasJew at March 27, 2012 02:02 AM (z8HSj)

574 TexasJew, It's an MWR facility. Of course it has a bar, the word "Club" is in it's name.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 02:03 AM (4SKYj)

575 Okay, okay...maybe a little Squid Girl.

http://tinyurl.com/c7wehf9

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:04 AM (4ixH5)

576 Alex - beards, oh yeah. Otis/Navybrat. Currently live around UCSC. The libtardidness is breathtaking. My home is Mississippi. What is said about CA or LA is nothing in comparison about what people say about MS. Maher's latest flight of filth via Pelosi-tard is what every damn person in the world thinks MS is.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 02:05 AM (U/goY)

577 Kirk Cameron's movie Monumental looks like it might be pretty good. However, it's message will never be heard by those who need it most.
http://tinyurl.com/cslth4r
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 01:59 AM (JKNDp) He's a pretty polarizing figure. I've never been a big fan myself........he does have a smoking hot wife though.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 02:05 AM (JoIcn)

578 http://tinyurl.com/c7wehf9

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:04 AM (4ixH5)


Mmmmmmm......Squid Girl.......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 02:08 AM (kaalw)

579 Mmmmmmm......Squid Girl.......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 02:08 AM (kaalw)

Tentacles where we can see 'em!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:09 AM (4ixH5)

580 Jerry, the pollen never bothered me much.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (tlK1P)

581 Hey CT,

I pulled the trigger and bought one of those keyboards today. Now I will be pacing around waiting for the USPS for a while.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)

582
I only knew him as a child actor on a sitcom and a fellow who is pretty religious. Of course being overtly religious can be polarizing to some folks. How is he polarizing?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (JKNDp)

583 Hey, people. Anything interesting in the news? Other than more ANA traitors. Of course, I saw that.

This news fast isn't working out so well. I keep asking people to tell me the news. :0/

Okay then. What's your fave color?

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)

584 If you want to know anything about wrestling, hit me up. those of you on the AoSHQ Facebook page know exactly who I am.

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 02:14 AM (dfQ4e)

585 583
Hey, people. Anything interesting in the news? Other than more ANA traitors. Of course, I saw that.



This news fast isn't working out so well. I keep asking people to tell me the news. :0/


Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)


=======

news withdrawals take 3 weeks.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:15 AM (ufJKx)

586 How is he polarizing?

The usual, he dared to not go along with the gay mafia so now he's "polarizing".

Posted by: booger at March 27, 2012 02:15 AM (HI6wa)

587 Veeka, my favorite color has got to be steak.

Posted by: Jerry at March 27, 2012 02:15 AM (4SKYj)

588 Okay, okay...maybe a little Squid Girl.

Trying to find more hot Squid *navy* Girls for Cooth I stumbled on this site with lots of hot military wimmenz..make me want to reup...

http://tinyurl.com/34c325b


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:17 AM (KZLoo)

589 Okay then. What's your fave color?
Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)


Gotta go with clear.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 27, 2012 02:17 AM (bxiXv)

590 Lana Wachovski? I didn't even notice. Boy, that Andy is one boring dude.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:18 AM (sqVOl)

591 Okay then. What's your fave color?

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:13 AM (sqVOl)


Depends on whether it's an African or European swallow, and if there are coconuts involved.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 02:18 AM (kaalw)

592 576 Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian

Yep. MS resident here, and I've heard it all. AL, LA, AR and GA all say thank g_d for MS; they keep us out of the bottom rankings in so many areas. Then there is that whole MS burning reputation and the forced school integration stuff from the 60s.

MS has its good and bad parts, like all other states. I don't get too upset about the bashing and correct people where they are just plain wrong about stuff.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 27, 2012 02:19 AM (ccXZP)

593 Oh, and as far as Cena goes, he can suck my dick. I grew up on Florida wrestling in the 80s. I was trained by an offshoot of the original Malenko school, after Larry passed. Before I ever debuted in the ring you better damn well believe I owned my boots, and I will not even take a worker seriously if he's performing in basketball shoes. I can even give a pass to CM Punk on wearing the Asics because he uses kickpads to cover them up.

Also, Dusty Rhodes is a fat asshole. Fuck you, Dusty.

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 02:20 AM (dfQ4e)

594 That gives me hope, jc. Thanks.

I like to drink clear and steak is one of my fave flavors and textures. It also inspires my color choice: red. Bloody, bloody red.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 02:21 AM (sqVOl)

595 "Polarizing" was a poor choice of word by me. I'm not a very religous person myself, so his style comes off a little over the top and in your face for me. I think that's too bad because it would tend to make me shy away from watching things he's produced. Monumental might be very good, but I would just have the feeling in the back of my mind that at any minute it could try into a reason for him to start proselytizing.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 02:22 AM (JoIcn)

596 588
Okay, okay...maybe a little Squid Girl.

Trying to find more hot
Squid *navy* Girls for Cooth I stumbled on this site with lots of hot
military wimmenz..make me want to reup...

http://tinyurl.com/34c325b




Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:17 AM (KZLoo)


Note to Joint Chiefs -- do NOT invade Finland.....you will lose, lose, LOSE, lose, turn into jello, lose, LOSE, lose and lose.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 02:22 AM (kaalw)

597 Eh, I had un-consentual intercourse once. She wanted to screw, I didn't want to with her yet. We were messing around and she literally impaled herself without my consent. Is that considered to be rape by legal definition? I'm sure it would be if the sexes were reversed.

Posted by: NoI'mnotgay at March 27, 2012 02:30 AM (BBm11)

598 landofskybluewater, I understand your concern. I have an inherent distrust of people who where there religion on their sleeves. There are, however, deeply religious folks out there and I can respect that. Just like talk radio with Rush, Hannity, Beck, Levone et al no single one will appeal to everyone but there is someone for everyones taste. We need them all. I can respect Cameron for not hiding his religious dedication. Money grubbing evangelist television preachers are another matter.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 02:30 AM (JKNDp)

599
http://tinyurl.com/cxabzpu Anyone seen this T shirt..
in wake of Trayvon killing

Posted by: Stephen at March 27, 2012 02:30 AM (uhPd1)

600 http://tinyurl.com/34c325b




Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:17 AM (KZLoo)

That Chinese chick is the cutest little fascist EVAR!



Is that considered to be rape by legal definition? I'm sure it would be if the sexes were reversed.

Posted by: NoI'mnotgay at March 27, 2012 02:30 AM (BBm11)

Your lips said no but your massive erection said yes?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)

601 Howdy!

Posted by: SpocksBrain at March 27, 2012 02:36 AM (uhPd1)

602
Some interesting and detailed Civil War pics.
http://tinyurl.com/7e394mh

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 02:36 AM (JKNDp)

603 bought one of those keyboards today.


Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)

?
http://tinyurl.com/2l9ctg

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)

604 Religious fanatics are among the worst.

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 02:37 AM (uhPd1)

605 Note to Joint Chiefs -- do NOT invade Finland.....

Yeah Cooth,, Finland decided to go hawt come hither trance inducing instead of high tech weaponry...

the Peruvian chick had a nice gun but at this moment I can't decide either whipped and chained by the Chinese Hon or the Taiwanese can stress torture me in never ending sex until i reveal all....lordy lordy..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:37 AM (KZLoo)

606 And just for the record my favorite colors are green and black.

Black, because metal.

Green, because...well, because.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

607 Got an Itch.

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 02:40 AM (uhPd1)

608
I think he completely lives and breathes what he believes and I completely respect that. I somehow ended up watching one of his direct to video dvds a few years back.


It doesn't take much for me to enjoy a movie. Some explosions.....maybe a fewtopless women....I can be easily entertained.Watching his movie I felt like I should be sitting in a church pew and getting ready for the after mass coffee and doughnuts.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 02:40 AM (JoIcn)

609 A guy I grew up with went milirary. Deployed 4-5 times. He is a mental wreck now..all messed up...

Posted by: Trekkie at March 27, 2012 02:41 AM (uhPd1)

610 That Chilean chick can goose step over me any time.

I like the stark contrast between the Iranian women and the Israeli girls.

Then the Italian girl? Holy shit, you know under all that equipment is a sex goddess waiting to be unleashed.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:41 AM (4ixH5)

611
No longer serving doughnuts after church in many places..donuts not healthy

Posted by: Stephen at March 27, 2012 02:42 AM (uhPd1)

612 Green, because...well, because.


you're secretly an avocado?

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 02:43 AM (crQEo)

613 This is a compelling article about the FL case and the rash rush to race-baitin'. Did you know about the rush to get trademarks?! Oh yeah. I know many of us had also heard about the KC boy - Caucasian-Caucasian, being doused with gas and set afire by those not-Cauc boys, but how many have heard that outside of conservative blogs? I think we need to spread the word far and wide.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 02:43 AM (U/goY)

614 That Peruvian chick is carrying some sort of freaky sci-fi gun from the future.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:44 AM (4ixH5)

615 603
bought one of those keyboards today.




Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:12 AM (ufJKx)

?
http://tinyurl.com/2l9ctg

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)

====
shit. now you tell me. I bought the wrong one --

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 02:44 AM (ufJKx)

616 Nice civil war pics!

Posted by: Stephen at March 27, 2012 02:44 AM (uhPd1)

617 you're secretly an avocado?


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 02:43 AM (crQEo)

I go great with with fajitas.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:44 AM (4ixH5)

618 And Poland's so nice they posted 'em twice!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

619 The Romanian girl just ran away with my heart and soul.

Come back, Romanian girl!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:46 AM (4ixH5)

620 you're secretly an avocado?

Adriane I Think the green affliction was more to do with the sudden influx of Military clad wimmenz Robert has been viewing...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:48 AM (KZLoo)

621
I grew up loving wrestling asa kid. I haven't watched in years but seems there are no longer any good gimmicks or personas. I still remember the casket match between the Undertaker and Jake "the Snake" Roberts. For God's sake, the Undertaker's manager was a guy named "Paul Bearer".

You had Hogan facing Andre the Giant at Wrestlmania 3 and the soap opera of the Macho Man and Miss Elizabeth. Now you have guys like Cena, CM Punk, and the Miz. No thanks.......I'll pass.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 02:50 AM (JoIcn)

622 Wow..civil war pics..glad i was not in a war.

Posted by: Stephen at March 27, 2012 02:50 AM (uhPd1)

623 How old are you landofskybluewater?

Posted by: Stephen at March 27, 2012 02:51 AM (uhPd1)

624 @602 Thank you for posting the Civil War pics. Just amazing.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 02:53 AM (U/goY)

625 Adriane I Think the green affliction was more to do with the sudden influx of Military clad wimmenz Robert has been viewing...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:48 AM (KZLoo)


I have this strange urge to be taken as a prisoner of war...

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

626 And Poland's so nice they posted 'em twice!

Oh yeah..

The only two place's I wouldn't want to join would be Kenya and Bahrain,, with Iran a iffy... the rest I'm game...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:55 AM (KZLoo)

627 30

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 02:55 AM (JoIcn)

628
That keyboard pic earlier reminded me about something I had seen not too long ago. Makes me question the long term survival of some Asian cultures.

http://tinyurl.com/chrltjd

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 03:01 AM (JoIcn)

629 with Iran a iffy


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 02:55 AM (KZLoo)

Those burkas should be more form fitting. How else can we know if they've got nice tits or not?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:07 AM (4ixH5)

630 Those burkas should be more form fitting.

Yeah Robert that's what put me in the iffy column.. I like clothed seduction but come on you gotta give up a little...to keep the interest up..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:11 AM (KZLoo)

631 I have this strange urge to be taken as a prisoner of war...


um, well, yeah ...

But avocados have a pretty good chance of being fondled and eaten by women ...

just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:12 AM (crQEo)

632 I wonder if that cute little blonde Swedish girl likes her some avocado.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)

633 to keep the interest up..


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:11 AM (KZLoo)

Maybe Iran issues them regulation lacey thong panties?
Covered head to toe like that who would know?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:16 AM (4ixH5)

634 Those burkas should be more form fitting. How else can we know if they've got nice tits or not?


Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:07 AM (4ixH5)


Now remember, your tits must be properly obscured and they must be mean!!

Posted by: Iranian Drill Instructor at March 27, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)

635 Rawr. Finally finished my technical presentation on the Chevy Volt.

I don't think it makes sense in any context, but I've never gone to the effort of proving it until now.


Bottom line: It doesn't make financial sense for something like 90% of people, unless Obama succeeds in driving prices up to $10/gallon... But in that case, we'd all be too poor to buy Volt anyways. Lose lose for GM.

And that analysis includes all of the gov't incentives favoring the Volt. Without them? Only the insanely rich with money to burn could bother with the Volt, for the smug feeling of "saving" Mother Earth.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2012 03:21 AM (zkh84)

636 Only the insanely rich with money to burn could bother with the Volt, for the smug feeling of "saving" Mother Earth.


Posted by: ConservativeMonster at March 27, 2012 03:21 AM (zkh84)

=====
The way I heard it owning a Volt will allow you to burn more than just money.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:24 AM (ufJKx)

637 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery_jackpot_records

If nobody wins on Tuesday it should grow to become the biggest lottery pot to date.

Posted by: epobirs at March 27, 2012 03:24 AM (kcfmt)

638 Now remember, your tits must be properly obscured and they must be mean!!

Posted by: Iranian Drill Instructor at March 27, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)


Show us your angry boobs!

Posted by: Iranian Mardi Gras at March 27, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

639 If nobody wins on Tuesday it should grow to become the biggest lottery pot to date.


Posted by: epobirs at March 27, 2012 03:24 AM (kcfmt)

Mega Millions?
I should buy a ticket or two.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

640 Maybe Iran issues them regulation lacey thong panties?

That's very possible as a cost cutting measure,, I mean that nuke development shit's got to be expensive... and maybe unlike the Finn's who are going for trance inducement the Iranians are going low tech shooting only for temporary indecision...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:26 AM (KZLoo)

641 I wouldn't own a volt if it came with a hot naked chick chauffeur. Fuck those toasters on wheels.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 03:27 AM (FMbng)

642 I have to wonder, why does a thong cost more than a pair of granny panties? I mean it uses less material, right?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:27 AM (4ixH5)

643 I wouldn't own a volt if it came with a hot naked chick chauffeur.


Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 03:27 AM (FMbng)

Now now, don't say something you might come to regret later.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:28 AM (4ixH5)

644 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Avocados are green,
But have been known to buy a lottery ticket or two ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:28 AM (crQEo)

645 I wouldn't own a volt if it came with a hot naked chick chauffeur.

Damn Straight!!!!

Ya think you'd ever get that smell out of the front seat?!?

No! by gum! you would not, Sir!!!

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:30 AM (crQEo)

646 But have been known to buy a lottery ticket or two ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:28 AM (crQEo)

Got any numbers for me to play?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:32 AM (4ixH5)

647 Hey Bers,

how are things at Strat mountain?

So I am playing on Sunday, and there is a guy playing a strat and couldn't the damn thing in tune. His stoner buddy turns to him and sez in a tone of voice like those dumbass TV shows about some hospital ER: "Tuner, STRAT!!!"

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:35 AM (ufJKx)

648 Ya think you'd ever get that smell out of the front seat?!?

The chebbie bolt does have a self destruct mechanism to burn the smell out...it ain't cheap but that's what the evil 1%ers insurance corporations are for...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:35 AM (KZLoo)

649 Got any numbers for me to play?

J: Got any sixes?

S: Go Fish!!!

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:35 AM (crQEo)

650 You know what I love? When civilians talk about the military. You know what I love more? When civilians talk about deployment. You know what I love even more than that? When civilians talk PTSD. But you wanna know what I love the most? When civilians shut their ignorant fuckin' yaps.

Like Jesus, I have enough love in me for everyone on Earth. Those crazy space aliens can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:37 AM (sqVOl)

651 647. LOL How was the gig, jc? What are you playing?

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:39 AM (sqVOl)

652 I love avocado almost as much as I love bacon and civilians.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:40 AM (sqVOl)

653 2-4-6-8....
Val-U-Rite is hobo bait!
1-3-7-9....
Gonna get one, every time!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:40 AM (kaalw)

654 I am a singularly unlucky person ...

You have been warned ...

b-day - 15
anniversary - 7
favorite numbers - 17 {The Phantom Tollbooth}
- 42 {Hitchhiker's Guide}
Personal Number - 18
- 22

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:40 AM (crQEo)

655 why does a thong cost more than a pair of granny panties? I mean it uses less material, right?

The smaller area requires more built in structure to withstand the rigors brought on by the sight of a Thong compared to Granny...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:42 AM (KZLoo)

656 Thongs cost more because imbeciles buy them. Granny panties cost less because frugal people buy them.

I only buy panties for the resident pervert so I save more than everyone else.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:43 AM (sqVOl)

657 Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:40 AM (crQEo)

Works for me.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

658 The smaller area requires more built in structure to
withstand the rigors brought on by the sight of a Thong compared to
Granny...


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:42 AM (KZLoo)

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (4ixH5)

659 655
why does a thong cost more than a pair of granny panties? I mean it uses less material, right?

The
smaller area requires more built in structure to withstand the rigors
brought on by the sight of a Thong compared to Granny...


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:42 AM (KZLoo)

=====

I dunno Bean. My guess is there is nothing in the world quite as stressful as seeing a thong on granny.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (ufJKx)

660 The thing with wrestling gimmicks is this:

The best gimmick is not to have one. Jake Roberts was just himself. Sure, there was the snake, but that came later in his career. He never yelled and screamed, because that's what other guys did. He talked, and you had to listen.

CM Punk is a good example of someone today who doesn't so much have a gimmick as he just shows a side of himself and cranks it up to 11. He's pretty much done the same thing since he was on the indy circuit down here.

Even the "Old Man" Malenko wasn't hated so much for being the evil Russian, like the Koloffs were. He was hated because he went out and beat up everybody including major face Eddie Graham, with whom he carried a long storyline and real-life feud.

I'm only 32, but grew up in such a way that the business is still much to me like it was in the 80s and before. Even if somebody knows who I am once I'm out from under the mask, should I be around someone not in the business I put up the kayfabe wall and refuse to admit to my identity. (Caveat: Yes, I discuss it openly here and on the FB group, but mainly because I don't see the Moron Horde at my shows. If you did show up I would pretend not to know anything about anything unless we were alone and out of earshot of other people.)

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (dfQ4e)

661 I only buy panties for the resident pervert so I save more than everyone else.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:43 AM (sqVOl)

In this economy it's the rational choice.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (4ixH5)

662 Anyone wanna eat some bugs? Got some right here.

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:45 AM (sqVOl)

663 Why is it that nudists are never persons you would like to see naked?

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:45 AM (crQEo)

664 Wow. Things started to accelerate.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (kaalw)

665 Fast.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (kaalw)

666 Orrale!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (4ixH5)

667 Rapid, even.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (kaalw)

668 What'cha gonna do......when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brother???!!!!!!

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (JoIcn)

669 651
647. LOL How was the gig, jc? What are you playing?

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:39 AM (sqVOl)

====
Bass. some jazz, some blues, some classic rock.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (ufJKx)

670 Is that because you see yourself as the resident pervert?

Posted by: veekapoo at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (sqVOl)

671 when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brother???!!!!!!

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (JoIcn)

Go to Rent-A-Center?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (4ixH5)

672 Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 hot dog buns, packages of 8???

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (crQEo)

673 Damn!

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (JoIcn)

674 Hulk, knowing you I could outpace you in a drunken hobo-stagger, and all I have to do to keep you coming is wave a dollar bill so you can see it every so often.

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (dfQ4e)

675 Bass. some jazz, some blues, some classic rock.

Rock On!

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (crQEo)

676 666
Orrale!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:46 AM (4ixH5)


Oh-oh-oh-oh....

Cantare! Oh-oh-oh-oh.......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (kaalw)

677
Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (dfQ4e)

You're a professional rassler? Kick ass.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (4ixH5)

678 Cool, jc.

My device was too slow for the beast tonight. I must flog it. Brb.

Posted by: veek unofficial White Mixed Race chica at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (sqVOl)

679 672
Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 hot dog buns, packages of 8???


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (crQEo)

====
cuz you are supposed to buy 40, silly.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (ufJKx)

680 My guess is there is nothing in the world quite as stressful as seeing a thong on granny.


Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:44 AM (ufJKx)

That's hot.

Posted by: Dude That's Into Gilfs at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)

681 #645

Those pads they use for hospital beds where incontinence is expected should do the trick.

Posted by: epobirs at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (kcfmt)

682 In this economy it's the rational choice.

or sans/comando would be the cheapest route...

Yes JC ganny in a thong is a no no... not even pelosi with enough plastic to be a sex toy could pull that off...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 03:50 AM (KZLoo)

683 My device was too slow for the beast tonight. I must flog it. Brb.

Posted by: veek unofficial White Mixed Race chica at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (sqVOl)

Can we watch?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:50 AM (kaalw)

684 Oh-oh-oh-oh....

Cantare! Oh-oh-oh-oh.......


Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (kaalw)

You know what the difference between english and spanish porn is?
In english porn, the chicks moan, oh oh oh.
In spanish porn the chicks moan aye aye aye.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:51 AM (4ixH5)

685 675
Bass. some jazz, some blues, some classic rock.

Rock On!


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:48 AM (crQEo)

=======
Hey, Shout, Summertime Blues,Jump Up and Down in Your Blue Suede Shoes,

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)

686 Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 hot dog buns, packages of 8???




Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:47 AM (crQEo)

====
cuz you are supposed to buy 40, silly.


Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (ufJKx)

That's so crazy it just might work!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

687 #672

It's more complicated if you're Jewish. Hebrew National dogs are seven to a package. The really good buns are in bag of six. But then there is Aunt Judy, who has celiac disease and won't want a bun. And Al is doing Atkins right now...

Posted by: epobirs at March 27, 2012 03:52 AM (kcfmt)

688 In spanish porn the chicks moan aye aye aye.

So Ricky Ricardo was a spanish porn chick is what you're saying?

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:53 AM (crQEo)

689 683. Of course.

Posted by: veek unofficial White Mixed Race chica at March 27, 2012 03:53 AM (sqVOl)

690 Hey, Shout, Summertime Blues,Jump Up and Down in Your Blue Suede Shoes,


Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)

Next time play some Venom. In League With Satan!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:54 AM (4ixH5)

691 688
In spanish porn the chicks moan aye aye aye.

So Ricky Ricardo was a spanish porn chick is what you're saying?


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:53 AM (crQEo)

=======
It isn't just Lucy that has some splainin' to do.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:54 AM (ufJKx)

692 Yes, Robert, I am. I do the indy circuit around the Tampa area. I've been involved in the business for a while now. I have nothing to do with the New York office except for some old contacts, but I do see some of the bigger guys occasionally and am generally hip to a lot of the inside business going on up there. I have dealings with some of them fairly regularly, but at this time they have not yet seen fit to offer me employment.

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:54 AM (dfQ4e)

693 So Ricky Ricardo was a spanish porn chick is what you're saying?


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:53 AM (crQEo)

Possibly.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

694 Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)

And where do we go from here?

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:58 AM (crQEo)

695 Which is the way that's clear?

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:59 AM (ufJKx)

696 694
Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)

And where do we go from here?


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 03:58 AM (crQEo)


Which is the way that's clear?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 03:59 AM (kaalw)

697
Posted by: Dude That's Into Gilfs at March 27, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)Ashton? Is that you? I denounce myself. I'd still hit Demi Moore like her career slamming into rock bottom.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 03:59 AM (JoIcn)

698 Long Distance Runaround // Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La9Me7alNqA

An long time favorite of mine ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:00 AM (crQEo)

699 I'd still hit Demi Moore like her career slamming into rock bottom.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 03:59 AM (JoIcn)

TESTIFY!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

700 In spanish porn the chicks moan aye aye aye.

You sure that's not the sailor chicks Cooth??

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:01 AM (KZLoo)

701 Still looking for ... James Dean!

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:02 AM (crQEo)

702 More ANA traitor news: plans for mass suicide attacks foiled. 16 arrested. Vests founds. In the nick of time. 45 minutes prior to attack.

This is all initial reporting. You know how that goes. BBC Asia has the story.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:02 AM (sqVOl)

703 I know everyone will be massively disappointed, but I'm about to slink off to my lair and deal with dreams and nightmares. Including the ones Vika promised in 689.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 27, 2012 04:02 AM (kaalw)

704 I do the indy circuit around the Tampa area.


Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 03:54 AM (dfQ4e)

Sweet. I know an internet guy from Britannia who did a bunch of rasslin' on the side. His schtick was called...FUCK ME! I can't remember now.

Ah! The Gallowman!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:03 AM (4ixH5)

705 Good night, Cooth!

Posted by: Squid Girl wearing nothing but cleverly placed plankton at March 27, 2012 04:04 AM (4ixH5)

706 Night CT.

Be sure to look for the Blue Jean Baby Queen.

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 04:04 AM (ufJKx)

707 Ricky's a pussy. Lucy should have swiped his football.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:04 AM (sqVOl)

708 into the night, elder god ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:07 AM (crQEo)

709 Ricky's a pussy. Lucy should have swiped his football.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:04 AM (sqVOl)

Wait...that was a different Lucy...

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:11 AM (4ixH5)

710 It's more complicated if you're Jewish. Hebrew National dogs

oh I luv Hebrew National dogs... the only ones that hit my grill..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:12 AM (KZLoo)

711 709
Ricky's a pussy. Lucy should have swiped his football.



Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:04 AM (sqVOl)



Wait...that was a different Lucy...

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:11 AM (4ixH5)

========
Maybe so, but it was very well played. Ripppaah !!

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 04:13 AM (ufJKx)

712 It was this Lucy ... I think

http://tinyurl.com/cuaubxd

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:14 AM (crQEo)

713 Not familiar with him. Unfortunately with indy guys you tend to know few people outside your work areas. Once you get outside of Florida, my only other ties are to the Buffalo and Rochester, NY and northern California areas because a couple of them worked for us for a while. I have mondo respect for anyone who treats the business and the others in it the way they should be treated.

My real pet peeve is with people that say that wrestling is "fake." Especially when they say it to me like I don't know it. First, I don't think anything you do that has caused a legit sprained ankle, cracked ribs, broken sternum, dislocated wrist, and two major back injuries (not to count the daily aches and pains from regular bumps) in two years can be counted as fake. Secondly, I say to these people, "Oh, like how Alan Rickman became a puddle of guts and goo at the bottom of a building after filming Die Hard because acting is as real as can be, yes?"

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 04:14 AM (dfQ4e)

714 "Oh, like how Alan Rickman became a puddle of guts and goo at the bottom of a building after filming Die Hard because acting is as real as can be, yes?"

Posted by: Colonel32 at March 27, 2012 04:14 AM (dfQ4e)


Quoted for truth.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)

715 It was this Lucy ... I think

http://tinyurl.com/cuaubxd


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:14 AM (crQEo)

Lucy the 404?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)

716 As seen on Twatter...

Three things you should never break.

A Heart.

A Promise.

A Condom.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:26 AM (4ixH5)

717 $169.99 in 1980 would have been $443.86 in today's currency. You know, the cost of a Tablet computer.

Posted by: WheelmanForHire at March 27, 2012 04:27 AM (l8nIR)

718 Lucy the 404?

Invisible Lucy,, she's such fun cause you never know what she'll do to ya next..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:28 AM (KZLoo)

719 http://tinyurl.com/d42mszj

Posted by: jc at March 27, 2012 04:28 AM (ufJKx)

720 ""Hey Bers,

how are things at Strat mountain?

So I am
playing on Sunday, and there is a guy playing a strat and couldn't the
damn thing in tune. His stoner buddy turns to him and sez in a tone of
voice like those dumbass TV shows about some hospital ER: "Tuner,
STRAT!!!"





Strat mountain got a little silly actually. I went a tad overboard with them, but fuck it.

They aren't hard to keep in tune if they are set up right. Mine stay in tune fine after I tweaked or checked the setups. As long as the bridge is set up good and the nut slots have the right clearance they work good. Yeah, not like my jacksons with the floyd rose bridges, but they stay in tune good.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 04:29 AM (FMbng)

721 http://tinyurl.com/d42mszj

Ah the butt jigglier.. fun with friction...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:35 AM (KZLoo)

722 http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/ __cb20080225184302/nonciclopedia/ images/c/cf/Lucy_Lawless.jpg

spaces removed ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:36 AM (crQEo)

723
Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:36 AM (crQEo)

There ya go!
http://tinyurl.com/c3sclwu
Properly tiny'd.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:43 AM (4ixH5)

724 http://tinyurl.com/d42mszj

Ah the butt jigglier.. fun with friction...


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:35 AM (KZLoo)

HOT!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:44 AM (4ixH5)

725 Properly tiny'd.


So how again did the football work in with Lucy and a whip?? not that it matters but I am a little curious..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:47 AM (KZLoo)

726 Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:43 AM (4ixH5)

Hey! That's mighty, hispanically white of you ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:48 AM (crQEo)

727 Hey! That's mighty, hispanically white of you ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:48 AM (crQEo)

Shhh! I'm on siesta.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:49 AM (4ixH5)

728 HOT!

That was JC's link,,, wouldn't you know the guy stuck in perpetual winter would come through with some hot...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:49 AM (KZLoo)

729 So how again did the football work in with Lucy and a whip?? not that it matters but I am a little curious..


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:47 AM (KZLoo)

When Ricky tried to kick the ball Lucy would punish him like a bad boy.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:49 AM (4ixH5)

730 wouldn't you know the guy stuck in perpetual winter would come through with some hot...


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:49 AM (KZLoo)

And not a single moose to be found.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 04:50 AM (4ixH5)

731 I'm still thinking about making a big booty. I should run this plan by the man. Squats and lunges, squuuuee!

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:51 AM (sqVOl)

732 Arrrr, did someone mention booty?

Posted by: Black Beard at March 27, 2012 04:55 AM (4ixH5)

733 Shhh! I'm on siesta.

Don't wake up just to answer,,, but on a pee break could tell me is it the traditional sombrero that you sport or do you go with the Peterman Urban sombrero during your siestas Roberto???

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:55 AM (KZLoo)

734 I have a pic on my fridge of a Ricky and Lucy spank fest. My fave part is the chicken stencil on the set. I had no idea there were stencils in that kitchen. / random chick bs

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:56 AM (sqVOl)

735 Shhh! I'm on siesta.

top or bottom ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:58 AM (crQEo)

736 Don't wake up just to answer,,, but on a pee break
could tell me is it the traditional sombrero that you sport or do you go
with the Peterman Urban sombrero during your siestas Roberto???


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 04:55 AM (KZLoo)

I wear one like Speedy Gonzalez so I can nap quickly.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

737 top or bottom ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 04:58 AM (crQEo)

Gotta be top.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

738 My xbox av wears a dirndl, Converse and sombrero. Them's my fightin' clothes.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 05:00 AM (sqVOl)

739 Ricky and Lucy spank fest.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 27, 2012 04:56 AM (sqVOl)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:01 AM (4ixH5)

740 I had to look up dirndl.

Sexy!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:02 AM (4ixH5)

741 Roses are pink,
Grapes are green,
Good night to all morons,
and lurkers, unseen ...

May tomorrow be better,
or at least ways, not worse,
No tax collectors, no Helen Thomas nudes,
no ambulances, no hearse ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 27, 2012 05:08 AM (crQEo)

742 I wear one like Speedy Gonzalez so I can nap quickly.

Speedy O Sombrero...


Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:11 AM (KZLoo)

743 Goodnight, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

744 Night, Adriane.

I cannot believe you had to look up my favorite fetish costume. Boob hugging, playful skirt of destruction.

Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 05:18 AM (sqVOl)

745 Speedy O Sombrero...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:11 AM (KZLoo)

Ándele! Ándele! Arriba! Arriba! Epa! Epa! Epa!

*Snooze*

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)

746 bean!

Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 05:19 AM (sqVOl)

747 Boob hugging, playful skirt of destruction.

Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 05:18 AM (sqVOl)

You had me at boob hugging.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)

748 Nite Adriane and thanks for no HT nudes...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:21 AM (KZLoo)

749 Just saw Dale's speech for saving the life of the interloper.

"Hippie fucking anti-American fellating bs, Dale." /walking dead as written by vika

Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 05:26 AM (sqVOl)

750 Vika,,,

do you sport a Ilse or Ludmilla blouse with your short dirndi skirt???

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:28 AM (KZLoo)

751 walking dead as written by vika

Posted by: vika chu at March 27, 2012 05:26 AM (sqVOl)

*Hands you an Emmy*

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:29 AM (4ixH5)

752 I think Obama probably doesn't want to get involved in these things, and learned his "lesson" but this was becoming too big and his supporters were probably expecting something...like he's our man in the white house, how come he is silent? That must be a lot of pressure.

So, he spins a really cool sounding phrase that means little, but sounds deep and comforting.

Then things get revealed...ooops.

Posted by: sexypig at March 27, 2012 05:32 AM (ShzQw)

753 /walking dead as written by vika

The big question is can prime time audience handle it without having immediate psychiatric help available??

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:34 AM (KZLoo)

754 For Vika, a man taking out his giant cock.

http://tinyurl.com/4c84f5

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:36 AM (4ixH5)

755 No, they cannot, bean. The destruction of the remnants of humanity is my goal. I am a Cylon god and I will turn you all into zombies through media.

Ludmilla and two others. Variety is important. Never costume shoes. They're hideous.

Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 05:39 AM (sqVOl)

756 I want one, Robert! It's just as cute as Lucy's kitchen stencils.

Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 05:42 AM (sqVOl)

757 I want one, Robert!

Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 05:42 AM (sqVOl)

It's easy. Do you happen to have any plutonium handy?

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:43 AM (4ixH5)

758 No, but I do have a lot of platinum!

Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 05:46 AM (sqVOl)

759 I am a Cylon god and I will turn you all into zombies through media.

Hey that's the same plan as chicago jesus...

and agreed on the costume shoes Vika,,, their teh suck....

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 05:47 AM (KZLoo)

760 I don't think that's going to be good enough.

You're gonna have to get some radioactive waste out of Yucca mountain. It's easy, just get some camo. In case the camo doesn't work out, a pink lacey thong and push-up bra. When you can't sneak past the guards, distract them!

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:48 AM (4ixH5)

761 Okay, that's it for me.

I must labor. Labour. Layerrrrrrr.

Good night, Bean.

Good night, Vika.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert, Official ONT Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 05:59 AM (4ixH5)

762 Do I have camo!?! I blow camo.

I am aware of the surface similarities, bean, but that's where it ends. Cylon poseur.

Good news: yesterday's junk science claims chocolate eaters have lower BMI. This is outta UCSD. The science outta Compton is more reliable.

Must work! Have a good one, boys.

Posted by: vika at March 27, 2012 06:03 AM (sqVOl)

763 . Cylon poseur.

Heh Heh Vika,,, you right tehone has shit if he can't steal it from someone else.. or blame it on someone else what ever the case maybe..

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 06:08 AM (KZLoo)

764 Ohs noze Vika and Roberto both have fled the scene.. now I gotta take all the responsibility. nite youz twoz....

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 06:12 AM (KZLoo)

765 Some non caffeine stimulation for the mornin 'Rons

http://tinyurl.com/34c325b

Hawt military wimminz of the world...

Posted by: beanervt at March 27, 2012 06:16 AM (KZLoo)

766 Morning morons.

Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston, Still Dead.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 06:23 AM (niZvt)

767 So, did anybody in the mid-Atlantic region see five strange-looking white clouds in the sky between 5:00-5:30 EDT?

They were caused by five sounding rocket launches from Wallops Island, VA. They released chemical clouds to track high-altitude jet stream winds at 60-65 miles up.

The launches have been scrubbed several times in the past week, because they had to wait for precisely the right weather and visibility conditions. Last night I heard that they were scheduled for between 2-5 AM this morning, which was no good for me. So I went to bed at midnight.

I happened to wake up right at 5:00 and looked out the window. I saw one skinny, twisty trail. A few minutes later I could see three of them. They were surprisingly bright and changed shape rapidly. My view was restricted by the window, but if I was outside I'm sure I could have seen all five.

I didn't know exactly what time they were going to launch, but it turns out I woke up at precisely the right time to see them!

Now I'm wide awake and have a few hours to kill before work.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 06:23 AM (sdi6R)

768 MSNBC Talking Hound Andrea Mitchell jut said it's a scandal "some groups" want to prevent people from voting.

"We should want as mny people to vote as possible. Period!"

Sure, Andrea... As many people as possible. Illegal alien people. Felon people. Overseas people. Dead people. It's the Liberal Way. Period!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 06:28 AM (niZvt)

769 From NASASpaceflight.com:

http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2012/03/nasa-
atrex-launch-five-rockets-within-five-minutes/

Of course, the launches are already up on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=iSXf2C8RKXU&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 06:30 AM (sdi6R)

770 I killed the ONT?

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 06:40 AM (sdi6R)

771
I killed the ONT?

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 27, 2012 06:40 AM (sdi6R)


Blame it on NASA.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 06:48 AM (7+pP9)

772 great collection.........

Posted by: Deepak Sharma at March 27, 2012 09:52 AM (LrAYz)

773 My parents are the only people I know who liked the kid in the encyclopedia commercial, because he reminded them of me

Posted by: Dave M at March 27, 2012 03:07 PM (8amC5)

774 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: Bear Meets Girl ePub at March 28, 2012 10:16 PM (VdybU)






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