New "Doctor Who" Companion Chosen, An Unattractive Spinster With Small Bosoms

Um, false.

jenna-234x300.jpg

Click on the link for a more likely look for her. Kind of like a snarky, spunky Sonic the Hedgehog chick.

Aliens

They have come for our boobies.

Posted by: Ace at 08:09 PM



Comments

1 I'd like to check her tonsils . . . with my . . . tongue depresser!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2012 08:11 PM (RtpCp)

2 That's one hot little biscuit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:11 PM (HethX)

3 I, for one, welcome our new titastic overlords.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:12 PM (Gk3SS)

4 I would hit that so hard that The Big Bang would e-mail me and say: "Dude, we heard that from13.75 billion years ago!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2012 08:13 PM (RtpCp)

5 Looky there! A dear with headlights

Posted by: Buttclapper at March 23, 2012 08:13 PM (Q63S1)

6 OT but judging from the Youtube comments it looks like the Moron Horde has weighed in heavily on the Danish TV "Cloe Allies" video --refreshing compared to the usual trollspew there.

My favorite:

This Pres couldn't lead a platoon of ants to a picnic. But wait.. he's a Harvard Law professor! LOL



Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 08:13 PM (ykSKg)

7
First!

Posted by: In before the sharp elbows comment at March 23, 2012 08:14 PM (FIE/L)

8 Looks much better in this shot than the one at the link. Sort of like a very good looking Ariana H.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2012 08:15 PM (Af3Wg)

9 New Doctor Who Companion Chosen, An Unattractive Spinster With Small Bosoms.

Do you have to be a guy to understand this title?

Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:15 PM (r2PLg)

10 Most delicious.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2012 08:15 PM (F79HU)

11 Like a screen door in a snowstorm.

I mix my metaphors when I have a boner.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:16 PM (Agn5J)

12 Am I the only person who does not care for Dr. Who?

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 23, 2012 08:16 PM (BDGkt)

13 Do you have to be a guy to understand this title?


"Doctor Who" should be in quotes. otherwise, the title looks like a grammatical abortion.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:17 PM (Agn5J)

14 Wow...am I out of it.

So "Doctor Who" is a tv show or something.

Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:17 PM (r2PLg)

15 "Do you have to be a guy to understand this title?"

Yes. I thought a recent Med School Grad got engaged to an ugly chick with small titties. I was wrong.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 08:17 PM (3wYCm)

16 I would tongue punch her dirt box.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2012 08:17 PM (80Hej)

17 A right tasty bit o' crumpet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2012 08:18 PM (4q5tP)

18 I think a hot chick on Dr. Who qualifies as dork taunting.

Posted by: Deuce at March 23, 2012 08:18 PM (E55AK)

19 But how are her vital ankle-twisting and getting-caught-by-monsters skills?

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 23, 2012 08:18 PM (/GsXr)

20 >>>Do you have to be a guy to understand this title?

well I should have had quotes around Doctor Who but the gag on the show is that he almost always just happens to choose a young attractive woman as his companion.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2012 08:18 PM (nj1bB)

21 16 I would tongue punch her dirt box.




My co-workers think I'm a lunatic cause I just LOL'd.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:18 PM (Agn5J)

22 And ban me if you must, but I like the delicious Gingerness of Amy Pond better.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:19 PM (Agn5J)

23 I would hit that like Albert Pujols at a suburban batting cage with the dial setto "L'il Slugger".

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:19 PM (HethX)

24 "Doctor Who" should be in quotes. otherwise, the title looks like a grammatical abortion.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:17 PM (Agn5J)

*******

LOL!

I thought Ace was all upset because some Doctor's companion chose small boobies.

Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:20 PM (r2PLg)

25 In honor of the second anniversary of Obamacare I shall offer her a complete free physical examination and virginity screening.

Posted by: Cicero at March 23, 2012 08:20 PM (QKKT0)

26 Dr. Who sucks, but I'll be tuning in now.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2012 08:21 PM (80Hej)

27 Am I the only person who does not care for Dr. Who?


I cannot stand any incarnation of Dr. Who. None of them. Do not even bring up how awesome Blink supposedly is to me btw. I was forced to watch that and can't sleep angels will eat me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:21 PM (Gk3SS)

28 Dr. Whooters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2012 08:21 PM (Af3Wg)

29 I thought Ace was all upset because some Doctor's companion chose small boobies.

I thought he was quoting the Bible - or Old English. Then I remembered Ace would only quote Olde English 800 Malt Liquor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:21 PM (Agn5J)

30 She looks like she's about to twist her own head off. That's hot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:21 PM (HethX)

31 BRB, need to give myself an "enhanced pat-down"

Posted by: innominatus at March 23, 2012 08:21 PM (tq6K2)

32 well I should have had quotes around Doctor Who but the gag on the show is that he almost always just happens to choose a young attractive woman as his companion.
Posted by: ace at March 23, 2012 08:18 PM (nj1bB)

******

OK I think I get it.

Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:22 PM (r2PLg)

33
Mom! Alex broke the blog!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2012 08:22 PM (FIE/L)

34 16 I would tongue punch her dirt box.
Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2012 08:17 PM (80Hej)



Thanks, You owe me for a new screen!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2012 08:22 PM (Af3Wg)

35 30 She looks like she's about to twist her own head off. That's hot.


She's waiting for you to shackle her hands above her head, TF

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:22 PM (Agn5J)

36 She's got ... huge ... tracts of land.

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at March 23, 2012 08:22 PM (4q5tP)

37
She's waiting for you to shackle her hands above her head, TF







Better yet, her ankles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2012 08:23 PM (FIE/L)

Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:23 PM (r2PLg)

39 That elbow looks...dangerous.

Posted by: Cicero at March 23, 2012 08:23 PM (QKKT0)

40 British Sc-Fi, is there anything it can't do?

Weeping Angels are awesome BTW.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 23, 2012 08:24 PM (Qxdfp)

41 If you guys are looking for a good show-

Awake

I thought it was going to be a rip-off of Inception but it isn't.

Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:24 PM (r2PLg)

42 Not a cankle in sight. I'll bet she's conservative!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2012 08:24 PM (Af3Wg)

43 I'm guessing her elbows will be the second part of her body to touch the wall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2012 08:24 PM (4q5tP)

44 Shit, shit, sorry didn't mean to break the blog. I was, um, distracted. I blame everyone but me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:27 PM (Gk3SS)

45 What happened with Gillan?

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 23, 2012 08:27 PM (Iyg03)

46 45 What happened with Gillan?

She's chained in my basement, eating pizza rolls. Oh, I've said toomuch.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:28 PM (Agn5J)

47 The aliens can have our boobehs when they pry them from my cold, dead hands!

Posted by: butch at March 23, 2012 08:29 PM (nK2Sx)

48 If I had a son, that's what he'd look like.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:29 PM (vpe0k)

49 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2012 08:29 PM (vd4t0)

50 I blame everyone but me.

That's the ticket!

Posted by: Barky Obumbles at March 23, 2012 08:29 PM (vbh31)

51 She looks Greek.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2012 08:30 PM (vd4t0)

52 51 She looks Greek.


Like a goddess of boobehs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:30 PM (Agn5J)

53 I'll miss Amy Pond.

Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2012 08:31 PM (fkeDb)

54 I'd pay for her contraceptives....

Posted by: model_1066 at March 23, 2012 08:31 PM (PWwbk)

55 You can watch the NCAA tournament on your computer at the link in my sig.

Xavier is doing it again, to Baylor this time.

Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:32 PM (I2LwF)

56 All your boobies are belong to us...

Posted by: Affenhauer at March 23, 2012 08:32 PM (k2eqr)

57
She looks Greek.
Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2012 08:30 PM (vd4t0)








I KNEW we had something in common.....

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at March 23, 2012 08:32 PM (FIE/L)

58
I might could start watching.

Posted by: sTevo at March 23, 2012 08:32 PM (VMcEw)

59
PEEPS!! Want you tosee something incredible. Don't have time to make the link, but search for decoraheaglecamalerts. Two bald eagles are on live webcam and their eggs may hatch tonight! The War Dept spotted a hole in one of the three eggs a while ago.
I've a musical performance tonight so will probably miss it.
Cheers!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2012 08:32 PM (0KsCd)

60 PEEPS!!


I see what you did there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2012 08:34 PM (Agn5J)

61 mere--I watched that cam every day last spring. it's really cool, but I can't imagine birds hatching up there in march?

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:34 PM (vpe0k)

62 The poor dear, she's all soft, smooth, and curvy with a high center of gravity.

Posted by: Moochelle at March 23, 2012 08:34 PM (4q5tP)

63 I blame everyone but me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:27 PM (Gk3SS)



That's how I roll!

Posted by: Captain Miraculous Hussein Obama at March 23, 2012 08:36 PM (qbgaL)

64 UGH. Daleks and Weeping Angels again? Stop now before they're all run into the ground please

Posted by: Trump at March 23, 2012 08:38 PM (F8Lnm)

65 Quick fact: This is post number 327777.

cool

Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:38 PM (I2LwF)

66 but the gag on the show is that he almost always just happens to choose a young attractive woman as his companion.

Ah, the old "Law and Order" gambit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 08:38 PM (Etv9D)

67 48 If I had a son, that's what he'd look like.
Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:29 PM (vpe0k)


Thread winner!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2012 08:39 PM (Af3Wg)

68
birds hatching up there in march?Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:34 PM (vpe0k) Female looked quite annoyed with the rain a little while ago. I think the male has taken over now. Everything is early this year...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2012 08:39 PM (0KsCd)

69 I'm out. Carry on all. I'll play a couple of hot licks with all of you in mind tonight.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2012 08:40 PM (0KsCd)

70 In my mind I'm 5'8" with 38 DDs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 08:41 PM (UOM48)

71 >>If I had a son, that's what he'd look like.


Posted by: USS Diversity

I have a daughter and she looks like that.

And, no there will be no pics.

Posted by: sTevo at March 23, 2012 08:43 PM (VMcEw)

72 In my mind I'm 5'8" with 38 DDs.

way too tall

Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:43 PM (I2LwF)

73 Posted by: Meremortal at March 23, 2012 08:40 PM (0KsCd)

Think of us and go all mixolydian on their ass!

Posted by: Hot Greek Chix at March 23, 2012 08:43 PM (80Hej)

74 44 Shit, shit, sorry didn't mean to break the blog. I was, um, distracted. I blame everyone but me.

You could be Presidential material.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:43 PM (sdi6R)

75 "Public Box" in the linked picture.

England sure is an interesting place.

Posted by: Waterhouse sees what he wants to see at March 23, 2012 08:43 PM (Etv9D)

76
Female looked quite annoyed with the rain a little while ago.

Ha Ha they ALWAYS look annoyed.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:44 PM (vpe0k)

77 I have a daughter and she looks like that.

You poor bastard. I hope you own a shotgun.

My wife and I have been realizing lately how pretty our daughters are going to be when they get older. I think I need to start stocking up ammo.

Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2012 08:45 PM (fkeDb)

78 I'm reversing the polarity of the neutron flow...IN MY PANTS

Posted by: Kensington at March 23, 2012 08:45 PM (znT2j)

79 ooh she's--or he's---yipping about something now

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:45 PM (vpe0k)

80 If I had a daughter, she'd look like that.

Oh wait.....I think.....

Posted by: Preznit Stumblefuck at March 23, 2012 08:46 PM (UOM48)

81 Xavier hanging tough.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:46 PM (HethX)

82 I'm supposed to act like I'd be into that. Oh, bother...

Posted by: Obama's Gut at March 23, 2012 08:46 PM (FcR7P)

83

I have a son and he looks like Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Senator Barbara Mikulski, D-Uranus at March 23, 2012 08:47 PM (TkGkA)

84 She's a white hispanic ...burn her!

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 08:47 PM (kqXHe)

85 I'm very curious to see what they have in store for the 50th anniversary. I'm sure it will be some reunion story.

Oh yeah and plenty of Ms. Coleman

Posted by: Arcadehero at March 23, 2012 08:47 PM (mmHDH)

86 What is the indirect object of Dr. Who?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2012 08:47 PM (dZ756)

87
I like redheads. I protest!

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 08:47 PM (kqXHe)

88 She has a nice manicure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 08:48 PM (UOM48)

89 My wife and I have been realizing lately how pretty our daughters are going to be when they get older.

Have you considered a lesbian nunnery?

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2012 08:48 PM (FcR7P)

90 Here's the Karen Gillan episode of Graham Norton where she talks about it: http://tinyurl.com/76whe8m

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (Iyg03)

91 She has a nice manicure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 08:48 PM (UOM4

You have a keen eye for tips. (finger)

Posted by: Moochelle at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (4q5tP)

92 My experience as the mom of a cute young man is, girls are waaaay more aggressive than guys now. They'd call all hours of the day and night.

Back in the day, my mom would have knocked me into the next county for calling a boy. Thankfully, I didn't have to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (UOM48)

93 Right now, I am eating my co-worker's balls.

True story.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (3SvjA)

94 Let's face it: young women have tats all over the place.

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (kqXHe)

95 I once gave a girl like this a tonsillectomy. With my schwang.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 08:51 PM (niZvt)

96 93
Right now, I am eating my co-worker's balls.



True story.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (3SvjA)



The tired but true, "Pics or I didn't happen" meme.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 08:51 PM (UOM48)

97 Fathers of unattractive daughters should stock up on ammo, too. Teenage boys really aren't that picky.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 08:52 PM (3wYCm)

98 Joanie for the win!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 08:52 PM (UOM48)

99 97 True.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2012 08:53 PM (vd4t0)

100 94 Let's face it: young women have twats all over the place.
Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (kqXHe)


Keen observation, Mike... But do armpits really count?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 08:53 PM (niZvt)

101 I bet she punches above her weight class--and is my closest, most best-est ally


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 23, 2012 08:53 PM (Dll6b)

102 coworker makes great Italian meatballs. nice try fluffy

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 08:53 PM (vpe0k)

103 Fathers of unattractive daughters should stock up on ammo, too. Teenage boys really aren't that picky.

Good point. Wal-Mart, here I come...

Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2012 08:54 PM (fkeDb)

104 You think you dads are fucked? I have the future hottest daughter in the world.

Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:54 PM (I2LwF)

105 At some point that young woman woke up and said to herself, "For at least the next twenty years, every guy who meets me is going to want to bang the living bejeezus out of me". She seems comfortable with it, so am I.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:54 PM (HethX)

106 I think I'll call her and invite her over. Us unpopular, plain looking girls should stick together.

Posted by: Marilyn Munster at March 23, 2012 08:54 PM (4q5tP)

107 Unattractive? Uh.. yeah...really sharp elbows...or something

*faping to delirium and sore ...features.*

I I'll shower and shave in a few days. Right now? I'm busy.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 23, 2012 08:55 PM (+rBDt)

108 59
PEEPS!! Want you tosee something incredible. Don't have time to make the link, but search for decoraheaglecamalerts. Two bald eagles are on live webcam and their eggs may hatch tonight! The War Dept spotted a hole in one of the three eggs a while ago.
I've a musical performance tonight so will probably miss it.
Cheers!


I remember that from last year. Very, very cool. That webcam is damn near addictive.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 23, 2012 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

109 105 At some point that young woman woke up and said to herself, "For at least the next twenty years, every guy who meets me is going to want to bang the living bejeezus out of me". She seems comfortable with it, so am I.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:54 PM (HethX)


Hence the expression, "Lincoln log"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 08:56 PM (niZvt)

110 Both NCAA games are close and closing in on their final stages, if anyone cares.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:56 PM (HethX)

111 I went to a webcam in Sequoia, the kind that takes a photo every couple of minutes. I caught a gopher maddoging me.

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 08:57 PM (kqXHe)

112 Is that a nerf football in her shirt?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 08:57 PM (niZvt)

113 watching Baylor live in HD online

Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 08:57 PM (I2LwF)

114 what? where's Amy Pond going? Waaa. She was the only thing I liked about the stupid new doctor

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlinSeattle at March 23, 2012 08:58 PM (RZ8pf)

115 I was a Musketeer back when Tyrone Hill and Derek Strong ruled the roost.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 08:58 PM (HethX)

116 There's something off putting about black fingernail polish...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)

117 I don't know who the chick is in the adbelow thepage but she needs a facial.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 09:00 PM (vpe0k)

118 I root for the execrable BC Eagles in all major college sports. But my alma mater just won the Little East (Div III) Men's basketball.

Posted by: Truman North at March 23, 2012 09:00 PM (I2LwF)

119 12
Am I the only person who does not care for Dr. Who?


Posted by: Drew in MO at March 23, 2012 08:16 PM (BDGkt)

No you are not.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at March 23, 2012 09:00 PM (8ac7j)

120 There's something off putting about black fingernail polish...

We know how to fix that!

Posted by: Barack's Campaign Cosmetics Emporium at March 23, 2012 09:00 PM (Etv9D)

121 Maybe I should have gone to a movie tonight?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2012 09:01 PM (ky3l+)

122 111
This is live video, 24/7, unless it's down for maintenance. It's color in the daytime and black & white night vision at night.

http://www.ustream.tv/

Look for "Decorah Eagles".

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 23, 2012 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

123 "I don't know who the chick is in the ad below the page but she needs a facial."......So does the one at the top of the page.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:01 PM (HethX)

124 I think she'd pass the pencil test, judging from a thorough examination of the young lady's photo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 23, 2012 09:02 PM (4q5tP)

125 I wish to express a favorable opinion of the young lady.

Posted by: filbert at March 23, 2012 09:03 PM (smvTK)

126 Let's face it: young women have tats all over the place.

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 08:50 PM (kqXHe)


Not a fan. It's a turn off.

I get that it's an art and a form of self expression but to who? I don't know and I don't care why someone has a ladybug on the top of herright foot.

Am I supposed to ask? Does it have a deep meaning or is it just to look pretty or cool?

I guess I don't get it. A pretty cool guy I worked with worked part time as a tattoo artist and one day he asked me what kind of tats I had and I told him I didn't have any. He looked confused and asked, "Why?"


I guess I just don't get it.



Posted by: ErikW at March 23, 2012 09:04 PM (qbgaL)

127 >>There's something off putting about black fingernail polish...

There could be a dinosaur in that picture and I would miss it.

Posted by: sTevo at March 23, 2012 09:04 PM (VMcEw)

128 I think she'd pass the pencil test

I had something of greater diameter in mind. And possibly a different test.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 09:04 PM (Etv9D)

129 What's her campaign bus look like ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 23, 2012 09:05 PM (npr0X)

130 "105 ... She seems comfortable with it, so am I."

Or she could have dysmorphia disorder and will never be content and is probably crying herself to sleep in a corner on a bed of hypodermic needles, cigarette boxes and vomit right now. Just like Rita Hayworth and Sally from Jr High.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:06 PM (3wYCm)

131 I'm more than willing to pay for her birth control. Just saying.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:06 PM (HethX)

132 My alleged daughters do not look like her, so I don't care.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at March 23, 2012 09:06 PM (FcR7P)

133 OK, this chick is cute. But she'd look nicer with a pearl necklace.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:06 PM (niZvt)

134 >>What's her campaign bus look like ?

I don't know, but you could throw me under that one.

Posted by: sTevo at March 23, 2012 09:07 PM (VMcEw)

135 130 "105 ... She seems comfortable with it, so am I."

Or she could have dysmorphia disorder and will never be content and is probably crying herself to sleep in a corner on a bed of hypodermic needles, cigarette boxes and vomit right now. Just like Rita Hayworth and Sally from Jr High.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:06 PM (3wYCm)


Do you think a hot beef injection could help her with that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:08 PM (niZvt)

136 OK, this chick is cute. But she'd look nicer with a pearl necklace.

It's not pearl, but still ...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6qsycej

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 09:09 PM (Etv9D)

137 >>>My alleged daughters do not look like her, so I don't care.
Posted by: Baraka Obama

Your daughters are in Mexico. Probably banged that white hispanic, Zimmmerman.

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 09:09 PM (kqXHe)

138 heh. she really does have pointy elbows

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2012 09:09 PM (TomZ9)

139 Sally from Jr High was a drama queen, everybody knows that. And Rita Hayworth was hot enough to get Andy Dufresne out of prison, so ....ummm... great big boobs!

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (HethX)

140 >>>Kind of like a snarky, spunky Sonic the Hedgehog chick.

I HATED Amy. Her power was "sucking at everything".

By the way game designers, can you please make a decent game that honors me properly? Thanks.

Love,

Me.

Posted by: Sonic the Hedgehog at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (1nDGk)

141 Dammit, Joanie. I've missed you. {{Non-gay girl hug}} NTTATWWIT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (UOM48)

142 134 >>What's her campaign bus look like ?

I don't know, but you could throw me under that one.
Posted by: sTevo at March 23, 2012 09:07 PM (VMcEw)


The wheels must be awful big...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (niZvt)

143
Some of these comments are a little too over the top. She looks like a nice young woman and you are talking about her as if she was a whore.

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (kqXHe)

144 "Do you think a hot beef injection could help her with that?"


Yes.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:11 PM (3wYCm)

145 Her elbow ...... I dunno....sharpish ....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 23, 2012 09:11 PM (npr0X)

146 85
I'm very curious to see what they have in store for the 50th anniversary. I'm sure it will be some reunion story.

We're likely to be getting another "Five Doctors" type story. David Tennant (the 10th Doctor) said he would come back for a special, as did Sylvester McCoy (the 7th Doctor) and Paul McGann (the 8th Doctor). Since Peter Davison (the 5th Doctor) already returned for the "Children in Need" sketch with Tennant, I don't see why he wouldn't for the 50th (plus, his daughter married Tennant in real life). Colin Baker still is pretty plugged into the whole Who community, so he could join as well. The only ones I wouldn't expect (other than the dead ones) would be 7th Doctor Christopher Eccleston (who already said no) and 4th Doctor Tom Baker.

There's been rumors that the main villain would either be a new incarnation of the Master or the return of Omega (the original Time Lord who discovered how to travel through time space and later battled the Doctor). Or possibly both.

Posted by: Synnerman at March 23, 2012 09:12 PM (0Bdlg)

147 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (UOM4

The feeling's mutual, Jane!

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:13 PM (3wYCm)

148 Dr Who is one lucky man, or alien, or whathaveyou.

Posted by: toby928 at March 23, 2012 09:13 PM (GTbGH)

149 Mike, if it makes you feel any better I'm sure some of the fellers would be happy to give you a pearl necklace too.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:13 PM (HethX)

150 If Barack Obama had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin

If I had a wife, she'd look like Jenna Coleman

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

151 Dr. Woo, he peed on my rug.

Posted by: The Dude at March 23, 2012 09:15 PM (axc/z)

152 In Oregon every 20ish chick had massiveink--and not just a tat here and there. One brewery had a waitress with, I shit thee not, a baby head with a bloody dagger through it, on her calf. Wife had to restrain me from EXPLAIN?

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 09:15 PM (vpe0k)

153 If Barry had a son, he'd be named Stanley Mo Hammed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:16 PM (UOM48)

154 deduct 1.2 pts for arm pit stubble

Posted by: hairyscary at March 23, 2012 09:17 PM (/Xv8z)

155 Dr. Woo, he peed on my rug.

Dude, that rug pulled the whole room together.

Posted by: Donnie at March 23, 2012 09:17 PM (3SvjA)

156
147 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:10 PM (UOM4 The feeling's mutual, Jane!
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:13 PM (3wYCm)


Excellent. Now give eachother a non-gay girl kiss. And then you can start non-gayly taking eachothers clothes off.

Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2012 09:17 PM (GULKT)

157 Ohio vs. UNC a one point game approachingmidway thru the second half. That would be a HUGE upset.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:18 PM (HethX)

158 I would lick her tonsils from "bottom" up


Posted by: exsanguine at March 23, 2012 09:18 PM (ImBNi)

159 I thought Ace was all upset because some Doctor's companion chose small boobies.
Posted by: tasker at March 23, 2012 08:20 PM (r2PLg)
Or they're scary. Like the companions for the all-time greatest doctor had (Tom Baker's).

The latest Doctor is probably the best in the new series.
The latest companion? Best lady on a BBC production since that one chick with the tits on Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Posted by: CAC at March 23, 2012 09:19 PM (QUQMU)

160 Jeebus. HUGE lightning bolt just went off over the house. Big un-predicted storm getting ready to roll through. My husband is on Wundermap watching this shit head our way.

Sorry for the O/T. Carry on with the fapping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:20 PM (UOM48)

161 There's been rumors that the main villain would either be a new incarnation of the Master or the return of Omega (the original Time Lord who discovered how to travel through time space and later battled the Doctor). Or possibly both.
Posted by: Synnerman at March 23, 2012 09:12 PM (0Bdlg)
Tom Baker has expressed an interest in being an incarnation of The Master.

Posted by: CAC at March 23, 2012 09:20 PM (QUQMU)

162 Shop clerk played by: That one chick with the tits

Posted by: Donnie at March 23, 2012 09:21 PM (3SvjA)

163
I get that it's an art and a form of self expression but to who?

To the lower orders, and to the cognitively disenfranchised.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 23, 2012 09:21 PM (goqAN)

164 Bwahahahahahhaha! I followed you!

Posted by: CAC's ghost at March 23, 2012 09:22 PM (UOM48)

165 Here is the proper link for the Decorah Eagles:

http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles

Trust me: You start watching that, and before you know it you'll be keeping it active in a separate window or tab and will be checking on it every few minutes.

It gets even better after the eggs hatch.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 23, 2012 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

166 The airbrush guy spent so much time on those realistic titwrinkles he didn't finish the elbow.

There should be a Noble Prize here somewhere. Or an OBE

Posted by: Pooter Hound at March 23, 2012 09:22 PM (0TdUk)

167 Ohio still hanging in there with UNC. 1 point game, ten mins to play.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:23 PM (HethX)

168 Just watched the eagle cam. The mom yawned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:23 PM (UOM48)

169 Agree to disagree CAC, I think Matt Smith sucks as the doctor. He's an annoying git who is all 'oooo humans bad, environmentalits rock, save the aliens, humans bad, bad, bad"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:23 PM (RZ8pf)

170 Oh yeah, I'm pulsating up a storm over that "Greek" goddess.

Posted by: Blade of Olympus at March 23, 2012 09:23 PM (sA2A1)

171 "Excellent. Now give eachother a non-gay girl kiss. And then you can start non-gayly taking eachothers clothes off."

We already did that. The pictures are here: http://bit.ly/g3WiKt

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:23 PM (3wYCm)

172 I asked for a Univision weathergirl in my contract

Posted by: Dr Who at March 23, 2012 09:24 PM (0TdUk)

173 Joanie....Shhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:24 PM (UOM48)

174 12
Am I the only person who does not care for Dr. Who?


My daughter is watching it as we speak. She is nuts for the show. I haven't ever liked it.




That may change.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2012 09:24 PM (6TB1Z)

175 Ohio has the lead (this is NOT Ohio State, mind you) over UNC with 8 mins to go.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:26 PM (HethX)

176 Courtesy of the evil geniuses at The People's Cube:


HEADLINE: Obama: "If I had a son, he'd look like Larry Sinclair"


Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:26 PM (ykSKg)

177 Bored bored bored. I need an ONT

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2012 09:26 PM (ky3l+)

178 176
Sex was made for procreation and procreation only. I promise to outlaw all sex except for that purpose.

Posted by: Sanitorium at March 23, 2012 09:26 PM (OWcyk)

--Fuck off. Pregnant babes need lovin' too, and no religion prohibits that.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:27 PM (ykSKg)

179 And tired of being called a dumbfuck on Twitter. My admiration for Breitbart knows no bounds.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2012 09:28 PM (ky3l+)

180 Bwahahahahahhaha! I followed you!
Posted by: CAC's ghost at March 23, 2012 09:22 PM (UOM4
Jerks.
I'm tellin ya.

Posted by: CAC at March 23, 2012 09:29 PM (QUQMU)

181 Show still sucks.

Posted by: sandbagger at March 23, 2012 09:29 PM (zq3IM)

182 Breitbart had balls of steel. Damn, I miss him. Especially NOW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:29 PM (UOM48)

183 1 point game, 5 mins left...

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 23, 2012 09:29 PM (HethX)

184 Just a thought.....


How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot girl and watching hoops at the same time? Because, as a woman, that would suck.


Carry on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:31 PM (UOM48)

185 168 Just watched the eagle cam. The mom yawned.

See? I told you it was addictive.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 23, 2012 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

186 171 "Excellent. Now give eachother a non-gay girl kiss. And then you can start non-gayly taking eachothers clothes off."

We already did that. The pictures are here: http://bit.ly/g3WiKt
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:23 PM (3wYCm)


I didn't realize you gals had such cuddly pussies...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:32 PM (niZvt)

187 Definitely attractive, but I'm going to miss Karen Gillan.

Posted by: Daniel at March 23, 2012 09:33 PM (tfup/)

188 How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot girl and watching hoops at the same time?

only if she likes it doggy style

Posted by: chemjeff at March 23, 2012 09:34 PM (7FadD)

189 The beer song in the sidebar is pretty good.

And the Apache helicopter crash is why raykon got kicked out of the Galactic Interplanetary Air Force 4th Antarctic Wing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 23, 2012 09:34 PM (Etv9D)

190 t...hey all like it doggy-style, jeff.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2012 09:35 PM (80Hej)

191 How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot girl and watching hoops at the same time? Because, as a woman, that would suck.

Doggie style, so you can both watch.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2012 09:35 PM (3SvjA)

192 How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot girl and watching hoops at the same time? Because, as a woman, that would suck.

No worse than the wife that after several months finally decides to let the filthy pervert have his way with her, after first putting iPod earplugs in her ears, a sleep mask over her eyes, and a rolled up towel firmly clenched between her teeth...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)

193 No worse than the wife that after several months finally decides to let
the filthy pervert have his way with her, after first putting iPod
earplugs in her ears, a sleep mask over her eyes, and a rolled up towel
firmly clenched between her teeth...

So, that's _not_ how it normally goes?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2012 09:37 PM (xKC/c)

194 Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2012 09:28 PM (ky3l+)

Whenever someone does that I congratulate them on their use of reasoned argument and the "new civility". At least I get a little fun that way. I think I might be turning into a twitter troll.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 23, 2012 09:38 PM (tD5no)

195 "Doggie style, so you can both watch."

What if she wants to watch Webster on DVD?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:40 PM (3wYCm)

196 195 "Doggie style, so you can both watch."

What if she wants to watch Webster on DVD?
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 09:40 PM (3wYCm)


Reverse Cowgirl.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:40 PM (niZvt)

197

Almost 200 comments and not one person has noted that raykon sucks cock by choice.

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: toby928 at March 23, 2012 09:41 PM (GTbGH)

198 That was pretty much my response, Polliwog. I'm just not in the mood for it I guess.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2012 09:41 PM (ky3l+)

199 How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot
girl and watching hoops at the same time? Because, as a woman, that
would suck.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:31 PM

Does food enter into this?

Posted by: George Costanza at March 23, 2012 09:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

200 How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot
girl and watching hoops at the same time? Because, as a woman, that
would suck.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 09:31 PM

Watching hoops? Nope

Football on the other hand

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

201 >>>How many of you moron guys would be banging a hot girl and watching
hoops at the same time? Because, as a woman, that would suck.

>>>Doggie style, so you can both watch.

Don't forget posting at the HQ for the trifecta.

(the back makes a wonderful laptop table)

Posted by: your friendly AoSHQ traffic booster at March 23, 2012 09:43 PM (sA2A1)

202 Jets come back from 0-3 to beat the Caps in OT.

Damn, what a great win. It's a single-elimination playoff for the Jets the rest of the regular season.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:43 PM (ykSKg)

203
Trust me: You start watching that, and before you know it you'll be keeping it active in a separate window or tab and will be checking on it every few minutes.


I did just that at work last year. I don't know whyI found it fascinating. The weather and the surrounding scenery too.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 09:44 PM (vpe0k)

204 A broad ass makes a nifty table for a plate of chili cheese fries.

Posted by: toby928 at March 23, 2012 09:44 PM (GTbGH)

205 Watching hoops? Nope

Football on the other hand



Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

Reminds me of the bad old joke: Why do Canadians do it doggy style?So they can both watch hockey, eh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 23, 2012 09:45 PM (xKC/c)

206 202
Jets come back from 0-3 to beat the Caps in OT.

Damn, what a great win. It's a single-elimination playoff for the Jets the rest of the regular season.


Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:43 PM

Did the wife enjoy the game too?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

207 I'm putting my comment here because I don't want to venture into the Zimmerman thread. I admit I have been sort of tuned out to news, but given the amount of hand ringing etc. I had assumed this whole incident happened over the weekend. It happened 4 weeks ago???

So is the angst and rending of garments etc. because the police didn't arrest Zimmerman and so the family basically took it to media court to get action?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:46 PM (RZ8pf)

208 207
I'm putting my comment here because I don't want to venture into the
Zimmerman thread. I admit I have been sort of tuned out to news, but
given the amount of hand ringing etc. I had assumed this whole incident
happened over the weekend. It happened 4 weeks ago???



So is the angst and rending of garments etc. because the police
didn't arrest Zimmerman and so the family basically took it to media
court to get action?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:46 PM

I've been seeing it on some FB posts and emails from change.org for 3 weeks

Kind of like it's being astroturfed, ya think?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

209 Shit I was bemoaning not having a team I like still alive in the NCAAs, but damn, I'm an Ohio fan now!

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:48 PM (ykSKg)

210 Yeah Zimmerman is pasty white with classic Aryan features. Obvious white supremacist.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 23, 2012 09:48 PM (vpe0k)

211 204 A broad ass makes a nifty table for a plate of chili cheese fries.
Posted by: toby928 at March 23, 2012 09:44 PM (GTbGH)


Just make sure you don't squirt any "special sauce" on the fries by accident.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:48 PM (niZvt)

212 Is there a reason why each individual story on here isn't Facebook-able? I would post so many of these to my Facebook page if there were an icon or direct link. Or am I missing it?

Posted by: Travis at March 23, 2012 09:48 PM (9WkMB)

213 Jets come back from 0-3 to beat the Caps in OT.

Damn, what a great win. It's a single-elimination playoff for the Jets the rest of the regular season.




Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:43 PM

Did the wife enjoy the game too?



Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

--She is not here now. In any case, I was just listening on the radio. It was still a distraction from me getting my work done. That, plus the booze.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:49 PM (ykSKg)

214 I don't know if women mind sports being on while doing the nasty so much.

Some women don't like pr0n being on at the same time though

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

215 F-in' Bobcats!

We have OT!

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 09:50 PM (ykSKg)

216 Ohio/UNC in OT. Wow.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at March 23, 2012 09:50 PM (/WZ6r)

217 Social media is going to bring about Armageddon. I am more convinced of it every. single. day.

I guess because KONY 2012 tanked with an unfortunate master stroke, the drones need something else to act all "concerned" about.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:51 PM (RZ8pf)

218 Did the wife enjoy the game too?



Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:46 PM (Y+DPZ)



Hard to tell. Her head was banging the headboard too hard to talk.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:52 PM (niZvt)

219 A guy has to eat.

Posted by: Raykon, bukkake recipient at March 23, 2012 09:52 PM (3SvjA)

220 CNN trying to claim they're unbiased in their commercials

"The Only Side We Choose, Is Yours"

Ho ho hah hah hah hee hee ho ho .... oh, shit

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

221 mmmmmmmm

Posted by: ralph lauren kids at March 23, 2012 09:53 PM (p644k)

222 I hate Friday nights. Everyone else has a life.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)

223 Kind of like it's being astroturfed, ya think?
It crossed my mind to wonder if O is behind this, of course in a way that would not be directly associated with him though. I wouldn't put anything beyond him, if he thought it would help his re-election. As I just posted on the last Z thread though, I don't see how this helps him. I also wonder why he chose to speak up about it on a Friday. (what's in the news dump?)

Posted by: Mayday at March 23, 2012 09:54 PM (orrLR)

224 220 A guy has to eat.
Posted by: Raykon, bukkake recipient at March 23, 2012 09:52 PM (3SvjA)


You got it, buster!

Posted by: Crazy Bitch with a Knife and a Foul Smelling Vaj at March 23, 2012 09:54 PM (niZvt)

225 207 - Pretty much

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 23, 2012 09:54 PM (ky3l+)

226 or it could be because some stupid ad is blowing the site again. Or perhaps the hamsters are under denial of service attack again.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:54 PM (RZ8pf)

227 Anyone think women would mind if the Megyn Kelly is on the tube while you're doing it?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

228 223 I hate Friday nights. Everyone else has a life.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)


If you consider picking up some syphilitic stranger in a sleazy bar for a one nighter a "life."

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:56 PM (niZvt)

229 an unfortunate master stroke

ISWYDT

Posted by: toby928 at March 23, 2012 09:58 PM (GTbGH)

230 229 Anyone think women would mind if the Megyn Kelly is on the tube while you're doing it?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:56 PM (Y+DPZ)


Depends.

Is she buck naked, legs splayed, and abusing a Sharper Image "back massager"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 09:59 PM (niZvt)

231 In other news today, Kim Kardashian got hit with a Flour Bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQxEHQipNs

Posted by: kbdabear at March 23, 2012 09:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

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Posted by: optique d at March 23, 2012 09:59 PM (p644k)

233 yeah, something's up because the spammers are getting through

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)

234 Most obscene of all is raykon's yanking Baraka's crank.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 10:01 PM (ykSKg)

235
223 I hate Friday nights. Everyone else has a life.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 09:53 PM (RZ8pf)



My little bit of a life fell through tonight. Sucks when the drummer of the band gets the flu the day of the show

Dragon CornerontheGame of Thrones http://tinyurl.com/7edycha

Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2012 10:02 PM (GULKT)

236 Damn, I wanted UNC to lose, my bracket be damned.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2012 10:02 PM (ykSKg)

237 We have spammers, and the blog is still fucked. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 10:02 PM (UOM48)

238 yeah, something's up because the spammers are getting through

Spammers? Heck, I thought we'd finally picked up a troll who could put two sentences together.

Posted by: Heorot at March 23, 2012 10:02 PM (m2aLJ)

239 In other news today, Kim Kardashian got hit with a Flour Bomb

Looking for the damp spot?

Posted by: toby928 at March 23, 2012 10:02 PM (GTbGH)

240 What the hell is Flour Bombing? is it like that inane Glitter Bombing?

Is Flour Bombing what the lesbians do?

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 23, 2012 10:03 PM (TCTPY)

241 dammit ace! I told you not to put my picture up. *sigh*.

Posted by: jewells45 at March 23, 2012 10:03 PM (Z71Vg)

242 Raykon should be denutted with a pair of pliers and a rusty can top. Just because.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 10:03 PM (niZvt)

243 236 yeah, something's up because the spammers are getting through

I would have sworn that was a cool czech comment.

Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2012 10:03 PM (T1nDt)

244 "Some women don't like pr0n being on at the same time though"

Well, violent poop videos are gross. And don't pretend that's not the kind of pr0n we're talkin' about here.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at March 23, 2012 10:04 PM (3wYCm)

245 246
Raykon should be denutted with a pair of pliers and a rusty can top. Just because.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 10:03 PM (niZvt)


*raises hand, steps into Hazmat suit, and grabs pliers*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2012 10:05 PM (UOM48)

246 That's my Jane!!

Posted by: jewells45 at March 23, 2012 10:07 PM (Z71Vg)

247
Is Flour Bombing what the lesbians do?
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 23, 2012 10:03 PM (TCTPY)


I thought they called it Beaver Spittleling?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 10:07 PM (niZvt)

248 at first I thought you misspelled "denuded" and then I realized what you were meaning was whacking off the berries.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2012 10:08 PM (RZ8pf)

249 48. If I had a son, that's what he'd look like.
--USS Diversity

Sure, it's early, but I nominate this for thread winner for best current news memes mash-up with disturbing cross-gender implications.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 23, 2012 10:11 PM (lBpVP)

250 254 48. If I had a son, that's what he'd look like.
--USS Diversity

Sure, it's early, but I nominate this for thread winner for best current news memes mash-up with disturbing cross-gender implications.
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at March 23, 2012 10:11 PM (lBpVP)


All things considered... Good thing USS Diversity didn't have a son.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 23, 2012 10:13 PM (niZvt)

251 How come no Whitney news? The coroner said she died from a heart attack due to cocaine abuse.

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 10:16 PM (kqXHe)

252 That dumbass Ray J says he has lots of sex tapes of old Whitney. Why do women allow him to do that shit to them?

Posted by: mike at March 23, 2012 10:16 PM (kqXHe)

253 Nice hubcap.

Posted by: Wildrose Party of Alberta at March 23, 2012 11:04 PM (eHIJJ)

254
Had to stop in and recommend The Hunger Games. I had to take the little princess. I was not a fan of the concept or the hype, imagining this to be a gross Twilight pap crap whatever.

It was really, really good. Very good message about a government run amuck. Donald Sutherland is excellently creepy as the President.

Posted by: the other coyote at March 23, 2012 11:31 PM (yn5p0)

255 Are those fun bags on the new "companion" false? I've have to get my hands on the problem to be able to answer the question.

Posted by: comanche voter at March 23, 2012 11:47 PM (6USwK)

256 Jeez, no one else said this so I guess I will"

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 24, 2012 01:25 AM (kqqGm)

257 "Rick Santorum's Apocalyptic NewVideo"http://tinyurl.com/6m6s66x

Posted by: my heart still belongs to herman cain at March 24, 2012 01:57 AM (oZfic)

258 "'Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up" Video Will Blow YouAway"http://tinyurl.com/7mt9uop

Posted by: my heart still belongs to herman cain at March 24, 2012 02:04 AM (oZfic)

259 NASA is live....http://tinyurl.com/2paqc

Posted by: my heart still belongs to herman cain at March 24, 2012 02:40 AM (oZfic)

260 speaking of tats....I was soaking in a hot springs in rural New Mexico recently when a pair of college girls from maryland jumped in with me. One gal had 2 'F' holes, like on the face of a violin tatooed on her backstraps. easily, the most tasteful tats ever...

Posted by: yakima canutt at March 24, 2012 06:55 PM (l+BE3)

261 Er... one 'bosom' per lady. If you got "bosoms," you got ladies.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at March 24, 2012 07:44 PM (2VCZA)

262 I am definitely bookmarking this page and sharing it with my friends.

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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