Cry Baby Cry: More Obnoxious, Effeminate Self-Pity From Obama

Damsel in Distress.

He whines about losing white males because, Muslim. FoxNews.

“…Fed by Fox News, they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7, and it begins to seep in…The Republicans have been at this for 40 years. They have new resources, but the strategy is old,” Corn recounted Obama as saying.

Obama shifted his own tactics in 2011, Corn writes, moving from compromising with Republicans to challenging the tea party. The president, senior adviser David Plouffe and other top administration officials plotted a “secret strategy” — by not unveiling a specific deficit reduction plan and not instantly challenging the House Republicans’ budget cuts — to “draw the GOP into a trap.”

Ohhhh... so you weren't really rising above the fray and trying to solve the nation's problems. You were playing games.

...

And in a meeting with an adviser after the 2010 midterm elections, Obama slammed corporate executives for attacking him.

“I saved these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff,” Obama said, according to Corn. “Now I get nothing but their venom.”

Yeah, your stimulus, a trillion bucks down the rathole, "saved" us all, Hero.

9.1%/19% unemployment/real unemployment.

Shall I anoint thy feet with oil? Or do you just want to put some stimulus in my mouth again?

Posted by: Ace at 04:53 PM



Comments

1 Very bold.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 19, 2012 04:54 PM (ZKzrr)

2 Ace, I fear that swing voters will be turned off by this undue boldness.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 19, 2012 04:56 PM (IlZPo)

3 I think everything we always thought about Obama being in over his head, a clown, a puppet....was absolutely true.

Please, Dear Voters, we must get rid of this pretender.

Posted by: mare at March 19, 2012 04:56 PM (A98Xu)

4 Help us ObeOne, Your Our Only Hope!

Posted by: Penfold (with danishs strapped to his head) at March 19, 2012 04:56 PM (1PeEC)

5 Crying chicks always remind me of my first time.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy's fading libido at March 19, 2012 04:56 PM (3niml)

6 World's tiniest violin.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2012 04:56 PM (7vSU0)

7 Oh, sure, pull the rug right out from under me!

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 19, 2012 04:56 PM (IlZPo)

8 Obama says he want's to negotiate. It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at March 19, 2012 04:57 PM (4gRkz)

9
Fox is such a meanie, and I took my ball and went home.

Posted by: Baracka O'Doodlebug at March 19, 2012 04:57 PM (TkGkA)

10 I wonder if he's going to go out saying "I am big, it's the office that got small."?

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 19, 2012 04:57 PM (hLRSq)

11 The guy who disemboweled Osama bin Laden with a nail file does not whine.

Posted by: fluffy at March 19, 2012 04:57 PM (vRSeu)

12 Black or white, that skin is thin.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 04:57 PM (MMC8r)

13 Obama: "Sometimes I feel like 'Girl, Interrupted.'"

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 19, 2012 04:58 PM (Iyg03)

14 Damn. He makes Biden look.....manly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 04:58 PM (UOM48)

15 So. Mr throw racist grandma under the bus feels ill-used and under appreciated? That is one serious f'n shame going on there.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2012 04:58 PM (c9Ivb)

16 The economy still went off a cliff.

But hey, he saved the executives.

You do whatever your weak powers allow, I guess.

Posted by: Michael at March 19, 2012 04:58 PM (ogYfG)

17
For the time in his life, Obama is forced to deal with real men, and he moans and groans like a 16-year old teenage girl in the back seat of a '79 Ford doin' the nasty. Baracka is a bitch.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 04:59 PM (TkGkA)

18 "they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7"
----
I cannot wait to hear the quotes to that effect. There must be thousands of them by now if its been 24/7 for 3 years.

Posted by: buzsaw90 at March 19, 2012 04:59 PM (SO2Q8)

19 The lame duck session and post-reign books are going to be awesome.

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2012 04:59 PM (+oKKW)

20 FORE!

Posted by: Barky O'dipshit at March 19, 2012 04:59 PM (DGIjM)

21 Someone buy that guy some Midol.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2012 05:00 PM (lVGED)

22 All the polls look like shit for Comrade Zero and you can see it in his whining.

Posted by: Cicero at March 19, 2012 05:00 PM (QKKT0)

23

Hillary has scored more pussy than Baracka.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (TkGkA)

24 Who at Fox has been saying he's a muslim 24/7?

Grow up, drama queen.

Posted by: mare at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (A98Xu)

25 I'm more concerned with him being a Marxist 24/7.

Posted by: yinzer at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (/Mla1)

26 Fox News says he's a Muslim every day? Really? He's counting on the fact that his MSM buddies don't actually watch Fox News, or they'd know that this is totally false.

They just can't escape his 3+ year record of his incompetence, his delight in stirring up racial and class warfare, and the frequent bows to Muslim leaders vs. snubs to Israel.

Facts are bummer, dude.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (ww09M)

27 Fed by Fox News, they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7

Hysterical nonsense. He argues like a 16-yr-old girl. Throws like one, too.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (1H47k)

28 Slurpee-sipping bastards.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (QKKT0)

29 I think this Obama guy is a bit full of himself

Posted by: Sulayman the Magnificent, God's Shadow on Earth, Lawgiver, amir of the Believers at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (QTHTd)

30 Barry is solving our problems by not proposing any solutions.

Posted by: at March 19, 2012 05:01 PM (GTbGH)

31 I hope you all remember the way President Bush was vilified and the horrendous things that were said about him. I NEVER remember him throwing an oh poor me fit. He acted like a MAN and went on with business.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 19, 2012 05:02 PM (i6RpT)

32 I deem this to an an opportune moment to express my observations concerning your discomfort.

Hurts like a mutherfucker, don't it?

Posted by: Pres. Rutherford Badass Hayes at March 19, 2012 05:02 PM (c9Ivb)

33 At least Elle MacPherson appreciates him, what with her admitting to being a socialist and all.

Hey Elle. He's a Marxist, you nitwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:02 PM (UOM48)

34 My pussy hurts.

Maybe this shit will sell with the mouth breating Oprah bots.

Posted by: Hussein Obama at March 19, 2012 05:02 PM (NVu2l)

35 What. A. Pussy.

Posted by: The Girl Scouts at March 19, 2012 05:02 PM (lVGED)

36

I don't want realism. I want magic!

Yes, yes, magic.

I try to give that to people.

I do misrepresent things.

I don't tell truths.

I tell what ought to be truth.

Posted by: Barack DuBois at March 19, 2012 05:02 PM (XBdI0)

37 wait until we explain to these guys how fast 80 mph is.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (QxSug)

38 Who at Fox has been saying he's a muslim 24/7?


It's true. They talk about him like a dog.

Woof! Woof! Bow-wow-wow!!

Posted by: fluffy at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (vRSeu)

39 Hey, I spent us into bankruptcy with all my stimulatin' and shit. Nobody appreciates me.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (QKKT0)

40 Ace is in the groove today. I want to link every post on facebook. Pretty sure I'd lose some more liberal friends.

Posted by: mikeyboss at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (MX5qJ)

41 Ego and ignorance don't mix.

Posted by: dogfish at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (N2yhW)

42 Jobs created or saved, bitches!

Posted by: president say stuff at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (GTbGH)

43
The sycophant media agree with O'Barky, and continue to espouse his daily does of bullshit, and they do it willingly and complicity.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (TkGkA)

44 His presidential library (located in Indonesia) will hold daily tours with Luap Nor as your guide to explore all the conspiracies that brought little SCOAMT down.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 05:03 PM (oiKyr)

45 Here's yet another book destined to be quoted ad nauseum by the media, while languishing at #893 on Amazon's best-sellers list.

Posted by: Bang Out Of Order at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (1H47k)

46 He's gone from blaming Bush and the Iraq war for his problems to making fun of guys who've been dead for over 150 years and a teevee station that people have to subscribe to in order to watch?

President Kick Ass can't stop crying long enough to even put on his smart, sensible New Balance loafers.

Posted by: Jimmuy at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (BjEK3)

47 I'll bet Barry throws some world-class hissy fits. I wouldn't want to be Bo the dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (UOM48)

48 31 "I hope you all remember the way President Bush was vilified and the horrendous things that were said about him. I NEVER remember him throwing an oh poor me fit. He acted like a MAN.."

He acted like a MAN....well, there's Barry's problem.

Posted by: mare at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (A98Xu)

49
In the interests of accuracy, we didn't say he was a Muslim.

We said he was a communist cocksucker.

OK, now back to our regular programming ..

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (8g3RA)

50 Mommy, why, why did you bring me into this mean, mean world?

Posted by: President Wee Wee at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (/ZZCn)

51 If I didn't know any better I would say this Obama fellow is quite the mother fucking cock holstering little bitch. But he's the president and since I respect the office, I will refrain from saying how I really feel about that "guy."

PS I'm seriously tempted to start calling him a muslim just to troll. I mean they keep saying we call him a muslim then fine. He's a super secret muslim. That man IS A GOD DAMN MUSLIM, PEOPLE! HE'S COMMIN FO YO WOMEN AND CHILLENS!

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (+wxCD)

52
Obama "pulled the economy from the brink" by doing what, allowing Bush's TARP to play out?

Because other than that, the Stimulus, and Cash for Clunkers, that's all Obama did to "save" the economy.


Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (G/zuv)

53 YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (i6RpT)

54
What a little man he is.

Posted by: Heralder at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (/Mxso)

55 So is he saying it's bad to be Muslim? That fucking "racist".

Posted by: yinzer at March 19, 2012 05:04 PM (/Mla1)

56 I, uh, simply cannot fathom... uh I, er, uh, where folks would get the uh, idea that I'm a, er... uh, uh, uh Muslim.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (+LCjv)

57
It's nice knowing David Corn got his chance to suck the Black Mamba.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (TkGkA)

58 THE MUSLIM IN CHIEF

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (+wxCD)

59 "The president, senior adviser David Plouffe and other top administration officials plotted a “secret strategy” — by not unveiling a specific deficit reduction plan and not instantly challenging the House Republicans’ budget cuts — to “draw the GOP into a trap.”

Which is even more funny considering the lying fuck kept going on TV accusing his opponents of "playing politics" and "wanting a shut down" for political gain.

So funny and so easy to remember yet somehow the fucks at Politico fail to do. I guess I don't get paid the big bucks as a reporter to start sucking Obama's cock while I write.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (swkkW)

60 Three solid years of four-hour workdays and this is the thanks I get.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (QKKT0)

61 see, this is why liberals hate accurate quoting. They think it's rude to quote them and bothersome to actually, correctly quote conservatives.

It's so much easier to cocoon. So...fox is 24/7 SCOAMF=muslim? Care to share a screen shot, lib? Whatever. Everyone who's smart knows that SCOAMF is an atheist.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (QxSug)

62 I am so sick of this fucking clown, he's got me pining for the Clintons!!!

Posted by: McLovin at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (j0IcY)

63 Obama is a Muslim AND the Republicans want the women-folk barefoot and pregnant, banning contraception, and undermining their reproductive health. No, really, they do...

Posted by: steve walsh at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (ANvDa)

64 They repeat the Muslim meme themselves to drown out the Marxist meme.

If the Marxist meme rises to the top, there's too many things to consider for Barry to overcome.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (MMC8r)

65 "Aisle 7. Need a price check on Vagasil!"

Posted by: jakeman at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (96M6e)

66 Do try to man up suzie.

Posted by: The Campfire Girls at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (c9Ivb)

67 Get Linda Ronstadt on AF1, stat. I need a live performance of Poor, poor, Pitiful Me.

When you've lost even the crony capitalists...

Posted by: Hussein Obama at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (NVu2l)

68 Jesus Christ in the morning, he really believes that he saved the economy. That's just a dangerous level of egotism.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 19, 2012 05:05 PM (RD7QR)

69 He argues like a 16-yr-old girl. Throws like one, too


Me and you. Behind the bleachers after school. I have a fist you can catch with your nose.

Posted by: Willow Palin at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (vRSeu)

70
Yeah, Barry can't catch a break. He needs the media to help him out, the way they did George Bush.

Seriously, can you imagine W's reaction to this?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (8g3RA)

71 IF HE WASN'T A MUSLIM HIS NAME WOULD BE BARRY SOTORO, FACT!

#SuperSecretMuslimPresident

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (+wxCD)

72 It's all Whitey's fault!

Posted by: Professor Derick Belle at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (WvS06)

73 No really, this fuck came on TV and accused the right of playing politics with the budget debate, with Acorn funding, with Planned Parenthood funding, with NPR funding, and yet now, months later, the Politico will point out that it was him all along and not fucking remember?

I fucking hate the propagandists almost as much as I hate the cocksucker Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (swkkW)

74
{i]It's nice knowing David Corn got his chance to suck the Black Mamba.

Obama's hung like a squirrel.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

75
Nobody ever asks Obama what did he do exactly to "save" the economy, do they?

For 3 years they've been letting Obama get away with it.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (G/zuv)

76 He wouldn't last an hour on a camp out with the Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (UOM48)

77 Everyone who's smart knows that SCOAMF is an atheist.

Marx is a jealous god.

Posted by: toby928© at March 19, 2012 05:07 PM (GTbGH)

78 since Bush "saved" the auto industry what exactly did you save Mr. Presendent ? The banking industry ? ... go brag on that ...

Posted by: JeffC at March 19, 2012 05:07 PM (A3tpD)

79 That's odd, I can't find the Fox All Muslim 24/7 on my channel line up.

Posted by: mpfs at March 19, 2012 05:07 PM (iYbLN)

80 The One is now, officially, The Whinge.

Posted by: no good deed at March 19, 2012 05:07 PM (mjR67)

81 Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Posted by: Barack Cartman at March 19, 2012 05:07 PM (5Rurq)

82 He has two pairs of lips, so he can piss and moan at the same time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 05:07 PM (d0Tfm)

83 "Obama shifted his own tactics in 2011, Corn writes, moving from compromising with Republicans to challenging the tea party."

Now was that before or after Obama declared in committee with Republicans, "I won."?

Damn, Corn. If one were to remove the lies from your work, you'd have but a coverpage. Untitled.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (eHIJJ)

84
Factoid: Sociopathy is not an endearing trait for a faux president.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (TkGkA)

85 Think you might want to dial back that paranoia and bitterness a bit there pal?

Posted by: Richard Nixon at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

86 19
The lame duck session and post-reign books are going to be awesome.

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2012 04:59 PM (+oKKW)

Woodward has interviewed the entire administration by now. But the book won't be out until December, for some reason.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (RD7QR)

87 Posted by: Willow Palin at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (vRSeu)

Make it fair. I'll do it.

Posted by: Trig Palin at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (nEUpB)

88 Premenstrual Princess Blues

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (YbQJm)

89
Sounds like President O'Whiney pants is wee-wee'd up!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (TkGkA)

90 Why does he keep bringing up the Muslim thing?

Methinks the SCOAMF protests too much.

Posted by: mpfs at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (iYbLN)

91 Obama is such a super secret muslim that when he sits around the house, he FACES MECCA!


#SuperSecretMuslimPresident

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (+wxCD)

92 All he's got going for him right now is, "I killed Osama!!!111111!!!!" ad nauseum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (UOM48)

93 Maybe Barack's Grandma wasn't a typicle whit racist at all?
Maybe she was just bitterbecause her grandson was an effiminate milksop?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:09 PM (DoEQ2)

94 Wow. Imaginethe real rhetorical beating acompetent, creative, and ballsy Republican party could have abministered to this clown over the last three years. But alas, we're stuck with the pansy whining about the imaginary beatingthat the pathetic shell of a GOP has allegedly given him.

Posted by: Jaws at March 19, 2012 05:09 PM (4I3Uo)

95
The Stupid Americans We Rode

Narrated by Tom Hanks

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (G/zuv)

96 What's this guy losing his head over now? Tell him to shut his cake hole and man up!

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (TOk1P)

97 It's a trap!

Posted by: John Boner at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (f9c2L)

98 Obama's mother sucked Muslim cock right?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (swkkW)

99 84
Factoid: Sociopathymalignant narcissism is not an endearing trait for a faux president.





FIFY

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (UOM48)

100
"Seriously, can you imagine W's reaction to this?"

Yup Dead silence. For eight years.

That's how we got into this mess.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (d0Tfm)

101 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (8y9MW)

102 Obama's mother sucked Muslim cock right?
Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 19, 2012 05:10 PM (swkkW)


Apparently not often enough?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (i6RpT)

103 Obama's hung like a squirrel.
Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (MMC8r)

Hey, hey, hey. Pound for pound squirrels are hung better than horses. Back off the squirrel, hater.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (NVu2l)

104

I have a good mind to thoroughly thrash with my cane every single person who voted for this nancy-boy.

Posted by: Zombie Rutherford B. Hayes at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (M+UUq)

105 What do you expect he was raised by a tranny nanny!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (9Mz42)

106 Love me some Kinks.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (DoEQ2)

107 US was punished with a baby.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (AWmfW)

108 I actually know of a song called "Premenstrual Princess Blues"....should be this admin's theme song.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (YbQJm)

109 Obama is such a muslim that when he was asked in college if he wanted to get stoned he said "WHATS HER NAME AND WHO RAPED HER?!"

#SuperSecretMuslimPresident

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (+wxCD)

110 The VP candidate is usually the scourge to whip the incumbent. Newt could be awesome on that if Romney picked him.

I'd love to see Newt unleashed to criticize the SCOAMF for a change, not to mention grind Biden to bits.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (MMC8r)

111 Poor baby. He spits on Mainstream America and then wonders why they don't like him.

What fantasy world is this guy living in?

Posted by: Lee at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (RtwOA)

112 The little man sure obsesses over islam. A lot. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: DIck Nixon at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (kaOJx)

113 I still want to waterboard Corn about when Plame outed herself to him.

It was before.

Posted by: X at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM (8Yc/9)

114 @90: The Muslim thing has the feel of the next contraception trap. First it shows up out of nowhere in that PPP poll, then Alexandra Pelosi's video of literally toothless Southerners saying Obama's a Muslim, now this.

I'm not sure what the endgame will be though - Obama actually converting to Islam? Obamacare not covering infidels?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (tqwMN)

115
The Debt We've Accumulated

Narrated by Kip "Buffy" Wilson

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (G/zuv)

116 Here in Philadelphia we had a very entertaining quarterback to watch on Sundays who made spectacular plays for a crappy offensive team named Randall Cunningham and many times Obama reminds me of him for their shared inability to cope with criticism and for playing the victim all the time.

Posted by: OxyCon at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (ur8o6)

117
Obama works out with Richard Simmons, the funny boy with limp wrists.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (TkGkA)

118 When Baraka was at Harvard Law, we warned him that the white man would do everything in his power to keep him down -- even creating a faux cablenews channel that would broadcast racist and slanderous falsehoods about Baraka into those bitter white populations that cling to their Bibles and their guns.

Posted by: Critical Race Theory specialist, and secret lover of Sullydad O'Brian at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (WvS06)

119 It's half-time in America, Pal.

And, we're coming to kick your ass.. You'll have the rest of your life to whine, you pussy.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (f9c2L)

120

And in a meeting with an adviser after the 2010 midterm elections, Obama slammed corporate executives for attacking him.

“I saved took over and nationalized these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff,” Obama
said, according to Corn. “Now I get nothing but their venom.”
FIFH




Posted by: The Fixer at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

121 Churchill, he ain't.

Posted by: mama winger at March 19, 2012 05:12 PM (P6QsQ)

122 This guy makes Richard Simmons look like Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (kFnmp)

123 Meme for next week: rethugs wage war on muslim women; obama hardest hit.

Posted by: random MFM meme generator at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (c9Ivb)

124 So the book is praising Obama? I'm confused.

And the comments over at Politico are solidly in the "Grow a Pair" camp.

The reason he's going to lose in November? Nobody wants a wuss for a "Daddy".....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (0xqzf)

125 Fu*kface is a "Lightbearer"

Posted by: ruserious at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (W2qJe)

126
117
Obama works out with Richard Simmons, the funny boy with limp wrists.


And even the fitness pixie thinks Obama's a little sissy.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (YbQJm)

127 Jane

Good thing they didn't dump the body in the ocean... Scoamf can drag the corpse out and kill it again!!!!////

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (9Mz42)

128 “…Fed by MSNBC, they hear Romney is a Mormon 24/7, and it begins to
seep in…The Democrats have been at this for 40 years. They have new
resources, but the strategy is old,”

Posted by: OxyCon at March 19, 2012 05:13 PM (ur8o6)

129 The little man is obsessed with HIMSELF.

I, I, I, I, me, I, I, I, me.........

Posted by: mare at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (A98Xu)

130 Hey, Clint, sure you want to sign on to this pussy's agenda?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (8g3RA)

131 The president, senior adviser David Plouffe and other top administration officials plotted a “secret strategy” — by not unveiling a specific deficit reduction plan

Weirdly, "not doing anything" was Barky's strategy as president of Harvard Law Review too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (Mtvi5)

132 I'm Churchill compared to this git.

Posted by: zombie Neville Chamberlain at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (c9Ivb)

133
Frontline presents...

a behind the scenes look at the Obama administration...


The Mistakes We've Made

Narrated by Marcelle Marceau


Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (G/zuv)

134 LEAVE OBAMA ALLLLOOOOONNNNNNE !!!!

Posted by: manginess at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

135
125Fu*kface is a "Lightbearer"

more like LightLoafer...in more ways than one.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (YbQJm)

136 Hey Princess Barry. Piper Palin called and said to quit acting like a whiney little girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (UOM48)

137 US was punished with a baby.


Posted by: Temper Tantrum at March 19, 2012 05:11 PM




Superb.

Posted by: mama winger at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (P6QsQ)

138 76
He wouldn't last an hour on a camp out with the Boy Scouts.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:06 PM (UOM4

I'd pay good money to watch this nancy boy put up a tent. That would be comedy gold!

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (3jGS1)

139 116 Here in Philadelphia we had a very entertaining quarterback to watch on Sundays who made spectacular plays for a crappy offensive team named Randall Cunningham and many times Obama reminds me of him for their shared inability to cope with criticism and for playing the victim all the time.---------


NOOO! Obama is definitely McNabb. Definitely.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (kFnmp)

140 So Obama's father was a muslim, and he grew up in a muslim country. He bows to the king of Saud, insults the PM of Israel, and has photos of himself in muslim garb all over the internet. Meanwhile the fuck stopped going to church the minute it became a political liability.

Yeah quite a stretch to think hes a muslim. Quite a stretch...this coming from someone that doesn't fucking care, and thinks its kinda stupid to think that anyway. Would him being or not being a muslim change the fact he is fucking up my country? If he could "prove" he was a Christian would it suddenly become OK? fuck no.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at March 19, 2012 05:14 PM (swkkW)

141 “I saved these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff,” Obama
said, according to Corn. “Now I get nothing but their venom.”
.........
What? They're not sending you millions of dollars to get re-elected after all you've done for to them?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2012 05:15 PM (f9c2L)

142 Someone should set up a campaign to send Obammy a little cheese to go along with his whine.

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2012 05:15 PM (n2K+4)

143 >>I'd pay good money to watch this nancy boy put up a tent.

He can't even work an umbrella.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 19, 2012 05:15 PM (ZKzrr)

144
[U.S. flag with Obama's mug here]

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:15 PM (G/zuv)

145 Next thing you know, he'll be blaming everyone else for all that's gone wrong during his time in office...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 05:15 PM (d0Tfm)

146 Someone should set up a campaign to send Obammy a little cheese to go along with his whine.

Posted by: Bosk


Head cheese?

Posted by: mpfs at March 19, 2012 05:15 PM (iYbLN)

147 Oh, and if you didn't see the article yet, Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."

One less woman to fap to. *sigh*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:16 PM (kFnmp)

148 I bet he has pink bunny slippers he wears around the WH...

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:16 PM (YbQJm)

149 This thread needs the picture of Teh Won in the helmet, riding the girl's bike.

Posted by: mama winger at March 19, 2012 05:16 PM (P6QsQ)

150 >>So Obama's father was a muslim, and he grew up in a muslim country. He
bows to the king of Saud, insults the PM of Israel, and has photos of
himself in muslim garb all over the internet. Meanwhile the fuck stopped
going to church the minute it became a political liability.

Don't forget his blather about the call to prayer being the most beautiful sound in the world.

(And all those Motown stars gave him private performances after that remark? No self-respect.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 19, 2012 05:16 PM (ZKzrr)

151 yeah, some sort of poll trap. Say, this fellow with a weird name, he's a weird religion too, right?

Then the OMG, peoplez are stiooopid. Cancel the election, democrazy sux.

Look, SCOAMF can retire using whatever crazy he wants to use as an excuse as to why he lost. As long as he loses.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 19, 2012 05:16 PM (QxSug)

152 >>Head cheese?

I see what you did there.

Have we ever seen him eat bacon on his burgers?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (ZKzrr)

153 This is what happens when everyone gets a trophy.

Posted by: mama winger at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (P6QsQ)

154 All he's got going for him right now is, "I killed Osama!!!111111!!!!" ad nauseum.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:08 PM (UOM4


I don't believe any of that ridiculous story they told about bin laden. Not one bit ... excefor Barky forcing America to give bin laden full muslim honors and a proper burial at sea. I guess that was just professional courtesy among total piece of shit America-haters.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (X3lox)

155
One less woman to fap to. *sigh*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:16 PM (kFnmp)

How about Mimi MacPhearson's skin flick on the Intertubes? Elle must be very proud of her sister?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (TkGkA)

156 My fantasy bears repeating: I want so very badly to see Princess Barry trip trotting down the steps of AF One.

Please please please please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (UOM48)

157
What a whiny little bitch. My 94 year-old grandmother (a life-long Democrat) regrets voting for Obama and says she will crawl over broken glass to throw the lever for the Republican candidate.

Funny thing, she doesn't have cable.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (M0NzJ)

158 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y

Posted by: Don Corleone at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (gCa4h)

159 How exactly did this marxist gink save an economy that was falling off a cliff?

In this idiot agitator's world he can say anything and we should just all be thanking him.

That is SCoaMF at his SCoamFiest, and some significant percentage of the perpetually buffaloed, unwashed, state sponsored masses will just give him amen after amen.

Just absolutely fucking pathetic.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (ZJCDy)

160 Oh, and if you didn't see the article yet, Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."

Okay, which one is Elle Macpherson (McPherson?)? Most of the starlettes all seem the same to me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (8y9MW)

161 "My Muslim faith"

Posted by: president killed bin laden at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (GTbGH)

162 147 Oh, and if you didn't see the article yet, Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."

One less woman to fap to. *sigh*
***
You need to update the old fapdatabase. Also, you should consider giving her a hate-fap. Just cause she's a commie, she can't protest your appropriating her image. Sort of like how I illegally down load RAtM albums.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (QxSug)

163 How about Mimi MacPhearson's skin flick on the Intertubes? Elle must be very proud of her sister?----------

And Mimi's a dirty dirty girl. And probably NOT a socialist.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (kFnmp)

164 Weirdly, "not doing anything" was Barky's strategy as president of Harvard Law Review too.

It worked out so well for him when he didn't write his autobiography, so why should he change now?

Posted by: Cicero at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (QKKT0)

165 The only thing I've said consistently for years is that Obama could rightfully be considered an apostate from Islam as paternal religion at birth is considered the deciding point by adherents of that... whatevah the hell that 'religion' is. It's pretty interesting that OBL had some words to say to this effect but the MSM has done a thorough scrub job based on (no doubt) someone in the administration requesting they STFU for some reason.

It's funny how 'teach to the moment' would have been entirely applicable -- and brought knowledge to millions -- but the MSM decided to wrap their lips tightly around someones shaft.

Posted by: Planck Constant at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (phlKA)

166 Let me see, isn't this the same MBM who tell Sarah Palin not to whine and complain every time she's attacked?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

167
141“I saved these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff,” Obama said, according to Corn. “Now I get nothing but their venom.”

Bwahahaha! Karma's a bitch, ain't it, nancy boy?

Posted by: Alice Palmer at March 19, 2012 05:18 PM (8g3RA)

168 I have always been dependent upon the kindness of strangers.
And 90% of the media.
And Hollywood.
And anonymous donors.
And George Soros.
And Warren Buffet.

Posted by: Barry "Blanche" Obois at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (74s/Y)

169
And in the budget
negotiations of 2011, Obama and then budget chief Jack Lew decided to
let House Speaker John Boehner win budget cuts to appease tea partiers
in Congress, but Lew negotiated in order to control the impacts on
important programs and “in a way, snooker the Republicans,” according to
Corn.



Obama is the Zima of politics: great packaging, plenty of marketing pizazz, tastes like …. well, the bottle was a work of art.

The Chinese say “even a donkey turd is shiny on the outside”. At some point the buying public discovers that a donkey turd is what they’ve bought.



Posted by: Donna Shalala at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (e8kgV)

170 yeah, some sort of poll trap. Say, this fellow with a weird name, he's a weird religion too, right?

I actually wonder if its an attempt to recapture the "white guilt" from 2008. Last time they could just say, "First African-American (ignore his White half) President." Now they have to cast him as some other minority group.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (8y9MW)

171
Democrats can advertise one thing, then do the opposite. Because the press will never, ever hold that against them. Hi.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (U9NWP)

172 Okay, which one is Elle Macpherson (McPherson?)? Most of the starlettes all seem the same to me.
---------------


Here ya go. http://tinyurl.com/7ody72s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (kFnmp)

173 Obama is such a muslim he took the Pepsi challenge and chose 7-up!

#SuperSecretMuslimPresident

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (+wxCD)

174 New Obama: now with 3000% more whining!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:19 PM (YbQJm)

175
"Weirdly, "not doing anything" was Barky's strategy as president of Harvard Law Review too."

And in Congress too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (d0Tfm)

176 Just like every other lefty. They are as delusional as they are bold.

In troubled times the bold man flails about in effeminate anguish, seeking to draw his neighbors into his misfortune, for he has no strength of character to fall back upon other than to drag others down to his own state of wickedness.

Posted by: polynikes at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (TIlqH)

177 It means Democrats can advertise magical thinking.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (U9NWP)

178 Why didn't you come to me like a man and tell me I was a SCoaMF?

Posted by: president say stuff at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (GTbGH)

179
Someone should set up a campaign to send Obammy a little cheese to go along with his whine.


There isn't enough cheese in the country, not even including government cheese.

Posted by: Retread at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (joSBv)

180 I see your limo round town in the land I love
And I'm like, "F*ck You."
I guess the cash in my paycheck wasn't good enough
And I'm like, "F*ck you and f*ck her too..."

Posted by: Cee Lo Green at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (K6sn/)

181 Another talking yeast infection. They're everywhere!

Posted by: David Duke at March 19, 2012 05:20 PM (WOXo/)

182
Okra must be apoplectic over O'Barkster's poll numbers, and I trust she will call for his reelection again, and that should put him under water and gasping for air.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:21 PM (TkGkA)

183 Johnny Fontane = Obama

Don Corleone = George Soros

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y

Posted by: Don Corleone at March 19, 2012 05:21 PM (gCa4h)

184 And a pic of Elle in her pre-douche prime.

http://tinyurl.com/ydd9fm3

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:21 PM (kFnmp)

185 Leave my Baraka aloooooone!!!!111111eleventy!!!111!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Hanks at March 19, 2012 05:21 PM (UOM48)

186 Cheese for his whine? More like his grape juicebox the Wookie makes him drink.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:21 PM (YbQJm)

187 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:17 PM (8y9MW)

http://is.gd/e6LFc3 [NSFW]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 19, 2012 05:22 PM (nEUpB)

188 It's prezinut Dick Downgrade! Dammit, it's Dick Downgrade! <stomps feet and holds breath>

Posted by: Pres. Dick Downgrade at March 19, 2012 05:22 PM (WUWb9)

189 Imagine the wailing when Weasel Dick realizes how poorly he performed on his NCAA brackets.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2012 05:22 PM (/ZZCn)

190 Waaaaa! Everyone faints at my presence! Waaaaaa! Why don't people like me? Waaaaaa!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2012 05:23 PM (kFnmp)

191 NOOO! Obama is definitely McNabb. Definitely.

_____________________
No, McNabb was heterosexual.

Posted by: Dead mistress at March 19, 2012 05:23 PM (WvS06)

192 "…Fed by Fox News, they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7, and it begins to seep in…"

I've never heard anyone on Fox News say that Obama is a Muslim.

Personally, I don't believe that Obama sincerely practices any religion. I believe that he has joined churches, such as Rev. Wright's, for political reasons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2012 05:23 PM (Xejg5)

193 For what it's worth, I don't believe Barack Obama Sr. is really his father. His real father started a sexual relationship with his mother before she was of age. And he was an American radical... I don't recall if he was a black muslim or not.

Anyway, his pic is out there, he looks a lot more like Jr. than Obama Sr. does.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2012 05:23 PM (TOk1P)

194 17
"For the time in his life, Obama is forced to deal with real men,"

Uhhhhhh, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell??!! Wow, talk about a couple of testosterone-drenched macho men! When one finishes weeping on your shoulder, the other pours you a big glass of bourbon and asks if he can fluff your pillow for you...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 19, 2012 05:23 PM (l23WN)

195 The in-house WH polling must be miserable. I can see a summer resignation with Hillary taking his place. Riots be damned. They'd be the repubs fault anyway.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 05:23 PM (oiKyr)

196 Foxnews calls him a Moose member? Funny that I missed it, as I watch Foxnews daily. Must be subliminal messages, or Zero and his crab lice are just plain fucking liars. But they lie as a way of life. They lie so damn much they don't even know the difference anymore. Reality is what they want it to be. That sure must be the most irritating charcteristic of a leftard, no actual contact with reality. It is like a mental disease. Savage has it right.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2012 05:24 PM (OlN4e)

197 Laughing about those "shovel ready jobs" was.....what. An inside joke?

I hope that gets played, and replayed....next fall when it will do the most good.

Posted by: wheatie at March 19, 2012 05:24 PM (Izn98)

198 ***WARNING*** Bad Language Alert!!!


Fuck that fucking fuckstick in the White House. And his fucking economic disasters, and his fucking idiot staffers, and the whole fucking mess.

***Bad Language Finished***

Posted by: tcn at March 19, 2012 05:24 PM (WhSRj)

199 Dick Downgrade didn't even have the courtesy of giving me a reach-around.

Posted by: Tom Gump at March 19, 2012 05:24 PM (WUWb9)

200
Come on. Obama deserves full credit for diplomatically preventing Iran from becoming a WMD proliferator.

Oh wait...




Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:24 PM (G/zuv)

201 #193

Frank Marshal Davis.
Or Pops, as Barack called him in DFMF.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2012 05:25 PM (74s/Y)

202 Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."

That's nice, honey. Have more caviar.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:25 PM (MMC8r)

203
I for one wish the folks on Fox would actually say out loud that the man is a Muslim, or a commie, or both.

It would save me a lot of yelling at the TV.

Posted by: Wodeshed at March 19, 2012 05:25 PM (K6sn/)

204 At least give him credit for supporting the overthrow of Mubarak.

Oh wait......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:25 PM (UOM48)

205 Obama is such a muslim he spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice can because it said concentrate, FACT!

#SuperSecretMuslimPresident

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2012 05:26 PM (+wxCD)

206 185 Leave my Baraka aloooooone!!!!111111eleventy!!!111!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tom Hanks at March 19, 2012 05:21 PM (UOM4
____________________________
Forrest Gump wasan inspiredchoice to narrate a phony bio about Baraka.

Posted by: Box of chocolates at March 19, 2012 05:26 PM (WvS06)

207 Note, by executives, he means donors.

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2012 05:26 PM (RURIy)

208
it's like he's cartman on that old southpark episode:

"more tea, Polly Prissypants?"

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 05:27 PM (YbQJm)

209
So Baraka, Orka, and Axelrod walk into a Chicago bordello....

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:27 PM (TkGkA)

210 The Corn is turning on him know ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 19, 2012 05:27 PM (nTgAI)

211 Anyone convinced by now that Moochelle is his beard? That woman has more testosterone in her left bicep than Barry does in his whole, skinny-assed, jug-eared body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (UOM48)

212
*snivel* I'm doing my best!....*waaaaahhhhh.*

Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (K6sn/)

213 How mays can they say "malaise" without actually repeating jimmah?

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (OlN4e)

214 So Baraka, Orka, and Axelrod walk into a Chicago bordello bathhouse....

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (BPyRr)

215 Doesn't sound like a winner, does he?

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (MMC8r)

216 "So Obama's father was a muslim, and he grew up in a muslim country."

To fill things out:

Barky was born a muslim to a muslim father. His stepfather was muslim. Barky grew up in post-coup Indonesia, the largest muslim nation on Earth, going to school registered as a muslim, for all of his formative years - all of elementary school. He was given all muslim names to mark his islamitude. He went to mosque and learned the koran (as much as a retard like Barky could learn anything). He liked to say that the call to prayer was "one of the most beautiful sounds on Earth at sunset", said that he would stand with muslims (no shit, sherlock) and has gone out of his way to pander to the islamic world and fuck over every traditional American ally (except for back-stabbing France - Barky finds common ground with them).

And, in the end, Barky winded up at a crypto-christian insane asylum that shared more with islam than christianity (Trinity loved them some Q'Daffy) and was nothing but a collection of lunatics and assholes who get together to share their hate of America.


The fact that anyone tries to say that Barky wasn't a muslim is beyond laughable. And the sad part is that Fox News has gone out of their way to slap down the FACT that Barky was born and raised a muslim, which is one of the many reasons I stopped watching Fox over a year ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (X3lox)

217 As bad as it might end up for our national interests, I still approve of Gathafi getting the stick up his ass.

The wheels of karmic justice grind slow, but they grind extremely fine.

Posted by: toby928© at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (GTbGH)

218
Obama deserves all the credit for doubling the price of gasoline.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:28 PM (G/zuv)

219 @213- was that supposed to be "How many ways...?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (8y9MW)

220
Anyone convinced by now that Moochelle is his beard? That woman has more
testosterone in her left bicep than Barry does in his whole,
skinny-assed, jug-eared body.

She's certainly packing more in her shorts.

Posted by: Wodeshed at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (K6sn/)

221 I can't wait for the day when we finally don't have Dick Nixon Barry Soetero to kick around any more.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (0xqzf)

222 Did I say double?

I meant more than doubled.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (G/zuv)

223
Better musical selection to fit the title:

http://tinyurl.com/3t9up49

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (d0Tfm)

224 201 -

Yep, that's the guy. Seems to me this is one of those topics that get very little play anywhere, and yet the evidence is a lot more compelling than the question of where he was born.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (TOk1P)

225 Barry,

The problem is not that you're Muslim, but that you're anti-Christian and anti-Jew. It's not that you're black, it's that you're anti-white. It's not that you're pro renewable energy, it's that you're anti all other energy. And it's not that you're pro Europe, but that you're anti American. We could go on and on, but why? You know all this, that's why you're the way you are. If the rest of this country wakes up, you'll be replaced.

November 2012.
Vet the prez!

Posted by: Alabama Mike at March 19, 2012 05:30 PM (Id+yE)

226
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:29 PM (8y9MW)


Read what I mean, not what I typed.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2012 05:30 PM (OlN4e)

227 I'm with nerdygirl; I don't think Obama has any god but himself and no religion but his political ideology. He used Christianity to get ahead in the AA community and puts on an act when it's convenient to his purposes.He does bend over backwards for Muslims because he was raised as one and Muslims and communist have the same enemies: organized religion and capitalism. Obama is not a big fan of practicing Jews or Israel either, to put it mildly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (nSDAM)

228

Rod Blago is locked up after the felony conviction, and will massage the Illinois vote for Obama while seeking a full pardon. It's more pay to play and O'Fartface is a master at the art of the scam.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (TkGkA)

229 206.....Forrest Gump wasan inspired choice to narrate a phony bio about Baraka.

To us it is.....but to the Left, that Forrest Gump movie was some sort of life-changing brilliant fucking example of Hollyweird's greatest achievements.

Posted by: wheatie at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (Izn98)

230 Obama is lucky they weren't aborting girl babies back when she was born.

Posted by: What would Hitch do? at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (zFMCq)

231 Venom?

I meant semen.

Posted by: Barry Yo at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (ph70Q)

232
We have an appointment with the President tomorrow to make him feel better about his historic contribution to math and the sciences.

Posted by: NASA at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (K6sn/)

233
If Obama had any balls, he'd have Joe Koney killed.


Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (G/zuv)

234 Damn, Ace. You're in rare form.

Posted by: Mr. Lurky McLurkington, Esq. at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (9ks0K)

235 This is giving me a raging hard on.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 19, 2012 05:31 PM (JoIcn)

236 160 Oh, and if you didn't see the article yet, Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."

Yeah, if you want to get an idea of the intellectual prowess of your average model, watch one of those reality shows.
In a nutshell, models are even dumber than actors. They're like actors who can't read lines.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2012 05:32 PM (Xejg5)

237 My counter-top TV is on FNC from 6:30am-roughly 1:00am. I have yet to hear anyone on FNC claim the bastard is a Muslim. Can they actually produce audio/video of it being said on FOX? Muslim appeaser, yeah, not in so many words from commenters.

Posted by: Drillanwr at March 19, 2012 05:32 PM (dNdHy)

238 So he told all this stuff to Corn? Isn't he that beady eyed freaky spiky platinum haired lib I've seen on Fox occasionally?Baracka sure whines to a lot of different people doesn't he

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 19, 2012 05:32 PM (ZHge+)

239 “I saved these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff, Now I get nothing but their venom.”

so where's the Hitler in the Bunker video?

Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2012 05:33 PM (bJm7W)

240
They're like actors who can't read lines.


My wife and I have friends whose daughter is a successful model.

She has an IQ of 75.

True story.

Posted by: Wodeshed at March 19, 2012 05:33 PM (K6sn/)

241 There, there, Barry Regie will get together with you later to "shoot some horse". That should soothe you.

Posted by: Regie Love at March 19, 2012 05:34 PM (74s/Y)

242 All funning aside. I'm not really happy having this tantrum-prone child a step away from the nuclear button. It's quite scary, in fact.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 05:34 PM (oiKyr)

243 If Obama had any balls, he'd have Joe Kony killed.Posted by: soothsayer

That's for the July 3rd press conference.

What? You don't think they have some events programmed already?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2012 05:34 PM (WdKsY)

244
Baraka's irritable because of uterine fibroid's, so lets give her some slack.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:34 PM (TkGkA)

245
Loucher Slepski, and yes she looks just like her name. Pre-qued up video here - http://scoamf.us/rJ
Best experience in her life - seeing Biden in the parade.
Worst experience as reported by diligent bloggers - The conviction for food stamp fraud. But she's still on the team, BIG TIME!!

Posted by: Jimmah at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (mZ+XA)

246 Marxists are atheists.

Huge pander to call the muslim call to prayer the most beautiful sound tho.

When I backpacked SE Asia after college, the noise was such an awful racket, shrill and whiney, waking me up when it was dark out. I didn't realize I was probably risking my life at the time, but I once stopped up screeching speakers wailing the call to prayer with steamed dog meat stuffed buns on a ferry in Indonesia. Best fifty cents I ever spent.

Posted by: Justamom at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (Sptt8)

247 I am praying, literally, that the Independents and Moderate Democrats finally open their eyes and see him for what he is; incompetent, vain, immature.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (O3R/2)

248 I should have said radical muslims loathe any organized religion but their own

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (nSDAM)

249 You know, the funny part is that I might feel a little better about him if he were a Muslim, because that would shave the odds of his being a Marxist.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (8g3RA)

250 At least when my dog whines, it's because she has a legitimate complaint.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (qQeid)

251 Amazing how easy it is to be a socialist when you have all the money you can use, that is, until the socialists address that problem, which they would. Then empty headed supermodels will be looking for a place to hide.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2012 05:35 PM (OlN4e)

252 Linda Ronstadt used to have 'pretend dates' with Jerry Brown, circa his first term or earlier.

He pretended he was hetero; she pretended she could sing.

( still remember The Stone Poneys, featuring Linda Ronstadt ) Different drum...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 05:36 PM (Dll6b)

253 I'm not really happy having this tantrum-prone child a step away from the nuclear button. It's quite scary, in fact.

It would be less scary if he hadn't filled his cabinet with sycophants who are even less competent than he is. As it is- yes, you should be frickin' terrified.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:36 PM (8y9MW)

254 Self proclaimed socialists worth a hundred million always crack me up.

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2012 05:36 PM (n2K+4)

255 Oh, and if you didn't see the article yet, Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."


I just have to laugh at these vapid, self-absorbed Hollywood types. Yeah, she's a "socialist" until they come for her millions. Actually, she probably thinks a "socialist" is someone who hits the B-list party circuit on a regular basis.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 19, 2012 05:36 PM (vbh31)

256 “…Fed by Fox News, they hear Obama is a Muslim 24/7, and it begins to seep in…The Republicans have been at this for 40 years.

Republicans have been calling Obama a Muslim since he was 10 years old?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 19, 2012 05:37 PM (bxiXv)

257
The most loathsome person on earth other than David Corn is the editor of The Nation, Katrina Vvanden Heuvel. When the revolutions begins, she climbs the 13 steps first.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:37 PM (TkGkA)

258 A friend just e-mailed me the oldy but goody vid of Dubya meeting the Marines vs. Barry meeting the Marines.

W pissed me off about many things, but his love of the troops was never in question.

Our military knows a nancy-boy when they see one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:38 PM (UOM48)

259
Corn is a freakin' unapologetic American Marxist. He has written for Katrina van Huevel's shitty little rag, and Mother Jones, etc.

He's all grey and dried up now, but still an unpleasant person. There is no point in giving any of these....people any slack or mercy at this point.

And that insane clown Carville thinks Hillary! will be elected in 2016. I wonder if she will survive until 2016, because she looks like her health is going straight down hill.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 19, 2012 05:38 PM (RFeQD)

260 Obama didn't 'save' me or you or any dogs named Boo. Delusional, narcissistic, Leninist post-modern drama queen...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 05:38 PM (Dll6b)

261 Linda could sing before the cocaine took her over.
She and Bonnie Raitt were backup singers for Little Feat at one point.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:38 PM (BPyRr)

262 196 "Foxnews calls him a Moose member? Funny that I missed it, as I watch Foxnews daily."

Well, it's not like anyone in the liberal news networks, which is all the rest, is going to call them on their lies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2012 05:39 PM (Xejg5)

263 Moderate Democrats finally open their eyes

Heh. That species went extinct with the dodo bird.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 19, 2012 05:39 PM (vbh31)

264
• While 65 percent of whites said his policies would increase
the debt, blacks by a 46-percent-to-39-percent margin said they would
reduce it;
• While 61 percent of whites said they expect gas
prices to increase because of Obama’s policies, blacks by 42 percent to
29 percent expect them to drop;
• While 50 percent of whites say
unemployment will increase due to his policies, 72 percent of blacks say
they think it will go down, and
• While whites by a
47-percent-to-33-percent margin say Obama’s policies will make the
United States more dependent on foreign oil imports, 68 percent of
blacks say it will make the country less dependent.


I'd say that blacks have drunk the "Kool-Aid"; we have a race problem in this country, but it starts somewhere other than my neighborhood.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 19, 2012 05:39 PM (e8kgV)

265 So ace, you have given up on the primary? LOL, not one story on this blog about the primary. Unlike Hot Gas...I guess Ace has given in.

Posted by: cvb at March 19, 2012 05:40 PM (HRFxR)

266 possibly, but The Cocaine took over early my friend

with The Stone Poneys, she was average with not much range

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 05:40 PM (Dll6b)

267 Doctor Fish (fist bump)

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 19, 2012 05:40 PM (RFeQD)

268 "233

If Obama had any balls, he'd have Joe Koney killed."

No, if he had any balls he'd have Jason Russell killed.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 19, 2012 05:40 PM (l23WN)

269
You know what this means, don't you?

We can ask where Michelle keeps his balls and actuallymean it.

It's clear he doesn't have them on him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 05:41 PM (d0Tfm)

270 I just have to laugh at these vapid, self-absorbed Hollywood types.
Yeah, she's a "socialist" until they come for her millions. Actually,
she probably thinks a "socialist" is someone who hits the B-list party
circuit on a regular basis.


I don't know that they're stupid so much as ignorant and insulated from any actual knowledge. Okay- some of them are stupid.

But, to them, "Socialist" mean "fair." It means "sharing" and "an end to poverty." Some of them (the Sean Penn set, for example, or Alec Baldwin types) I loathe. But the ones like McPherson (who, really, is probably just ignorant) I pity more than hate.

Then, of course, I remember the base bigotry that is inherent in all rich socialists: the "little people" aren't capable of "rising above their station." The only way "the little people" can succeed is if any chance of failure is removed and the government takes care of them.

That's usually sufficient to restore my loathing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:41 PM (8y9MW)

271
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2012 05:39 PM (Xejg5)


He best hope he doesn't make O'Reilly's Pinheads and Patriots segment.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2012 05:41 PM (OlN4e)

272 @205 I don care who ya are, that's funny right there!

Posted by: Larry tha Cable guy at March 19, 2012 05:41 PM (v1uZf)

273 I guess it's time for MSDNC to bring on Steve Shit and Nicolle Wallace to tell us how Sarah Palin curled up in a ball and cried when the heat was on

Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2012 05:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

274 Psst. Hey. Obama. Next time you want to save me? FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Dang at March 19, 2012 05:43 PM (BbX1b)

275 Primary threads devolve into flame wars and, besides, Mitt Romney has it in the bag. So, I agree, the focus should be on dragging Obama down.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 19, 2012 05:43 PM (QTHTd)

276 Our president is a drama queen and a pussy

I wouldn't hire this mook to run a carwash

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 19, 2012 05:43 PM (8sCoq)

277 Sarah Palin once shot a moose with her eyes closed and legs crossed

true story.....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 05:43 PM (Dll6b)

278 I saved these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff,” Obama said

amazing really thinking about it, He believes He saved them?

his money?

o that's right He didn't have money. the tax payer is made to pay for his little gift.. typical.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2012 05:43 PM (TomZ9)

279 We should get Zero a package of tampons. His pussy is obviously in distress.

Posted by: maddogg at March 19, 2012 05:44 PM (OlN4e)

280 Doesn't Hussein mean pretty boy?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 19, 2012 05:44 PM (NVu2l)

281

"Nude and masturbating, pounding the pavement with his fists…Jason
Russell’s very public breakdown on Thursday was not the result of
substance abuse, his wife insisted Friday.

Danica Russell instead suggested all the sudden attention on her
husband following the release of his KONY 2012 mini-documentary is to
blame."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:44 PM (G/zuv)

282 I'm taking away his princess points.

Posted by: Rod at March 19, 2012 05:45 PM (ORbz7)

283 Making Justin Bieber look downright butch...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at March 19, 2012 05:45 PM (GBXon)

284 Then, of course, I remember the base bigotry that is
inherent in all rich socialists: the "little people" aren't capable of
"rising above their station." The only way "the little people" can
succeed is if any chance of failure is removed and the government takes
care of them.

That's usually sufficient to restore my loathing.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:41 PM

Maybe they think if the government buys people food, lodging, education, and transportation they'll have plenty of expendable cash to watch their shitty movies or their shitty music

Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2012 05:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

285 217 I still approve of Gathafi getting the stick up his ass.
The wheels of karmic justice grind slow, but they grind extremely fine.
Posted by: toby928©

If the talk about rape rooms is true, I just hope the people with the stick took their time.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2012 05:45 PM (Xejg5)

286 with The Stone Poneys, she was average with not much range
You saw her with them...damn,
sorry I'll get offyour lawn, now.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:46 PM (BPyRr)

287 it wasn't the pavement Jason was pounding, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 05:46 PM (Dll6b)

288 >Oh, and if you didn't see the article yet, Elle Macpherson is a huge Obama fan because she claims, "I'm a socialist."




she's a 'socialist' during conversations with her peer group when she wants to sound smart. With her accountant, I GUARANTEE you she's a hardcore capitalist

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 19, 2012 05:46 PM (8sCoq)

289
Elle MacPherson, Alec Baldwin,Tom Hanks, etcand the like are just cabbage patch socialists. They make a great parade of being for re-distribution of wealth to the "needy" and underclass, but they jealously guard their own wealth, and wouldn't dream of parting with it.

Hey, did you see how well my TV show is doing? Hey, did you hear about the 3 picture deal I signed with Paramount?

The utter two-faced phoniness of it all is so ridiculous, it's beyond sickening, it's like some elaborate satire foisted on the public. Their words mean exactly nothing.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 19, 2012 05:46 PM (RFeQD)

290 "Fox News says he's a Muslim every day? Really?"
Youforget that inliberal la-la-land, anything you really, reallywant tobe true, actually becomes true. That's theMFM is for.

Posted by: sherlock at March 19, 2012 05:46 PM (LvQK2)

291 i would really love for the taxpayer to 'give' me a several hundred billions...so i can donate it to the people that vote for me being the bestest president.
how magnanimous obama.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2012 05:47 PM (TomZ9)

292 Nude and masturbating, pounding the pavement with his fists...

That kid's doing it all wrong.

Posted by: Ernest Bargnine at March 19, 2012 05:47 PM (BPyRr)

293 I've proposed this slogan a couple of times following Flukegate, and it's as appropriate as ever:

Obama's 2012: We're All Victims Now

Victimhood is the hallmark of the Obama presidency.

Posted by: Crispian at March 19, 2012 05:47 PM (uxW8g)

294 God help me, but the impotent tears of rage from liberals feel fantastic on my penis.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (eJkKU)

295 transportation they'll have plenty of expendable cash to watch their shitty movies or their shitty music
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2012 05:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

If a million people were actually paying their mortgages these days, they iGadget industry wouldn't look nearly as good.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (NVu2l)

296
talk about raising awareness...

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (G/zuv)

297 In other news, the oldest Obama girl is vacaying in Mexico with twelve of her closest friends and 25 secret service agents.

Wonder what that's costing us?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (UOM48)

298 >Nude and masturbating, pounding the pavement with his fists...



That kid's doing it all wrong.

Posted by: Ernest Bargnine at March 19, 2012 05:47 PM (BPyRr)



yeah put a hat on kid- it's cold outside

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (8sCoq)

299 >Wonder what that's costing us?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (UOM4

the insurance companies will cover itduh- winning

Posted by: President Jugears McFuckstick at March 19, 2012 05:49 PM (8sCoq)

300 Jane, nothing is too good when others pay the bill.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2012 05:49 PM (TomZ9)

301 The reason I don't worry much about whether Qaddafi used rape as an instrument of torture is that his opponents almost certainly used it too. These are Arabs we're talking about here - excepting the odd Berber or African tribesman, who aren't any better.

If Europeans had wanted decent men to run the Near East and Africa, then they wouldn't have bugged out.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 19, 2012 05:49 PM (QTHTd)

302 they really are a coarse group of leadership.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2012 05:50 PM (TomZ9)

303 I feel sorry for his girls. Having a whiny pussy for a father would be depressing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:50 PM (UOM48)

304 Quoting #60: "four-hour workdays and this is the thanks I get." That's what we get on a good day from this loser.

Posted by: Mr_Write at March 19, 2012 05:50 PM (VJUQK)

305 Nude and masturbating, pounding the pavement with his fists...




Or as we call it, Saturday night.

Posted by: toby928© at March 19, 2012 05:51 PM (GTbGH)

306 Maybe they think if the government buys people food, lodging, education,
and transportation they'll have plenty of expendable cash to watch
their shitty movies or their shitty music


That doesn't change the fact they think that "those people" are too weak, or stupid, or something to be able to afford their own G'd*mn movie tickets.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:51 PM (8y9MW)

307
Is that what lots of attention does to people, cause them to freak out on the street?


Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:51 PM (G/zuv)

308 Am I off the hook yet?

Posted by: Rutherford B."alls of Steel" Hayes at March 19, 2012 05:52 PM (JoIcn)

309 I feel sorry for his girls. Having a whiny pussy for a father would be depressing.

And Barack isn't much better.

I denounce nothing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at March 19, 2012 05:52 PM (GBXon)

310 with The Stone Poneys, she was average with not much range You saw her with them...damn, sorry I'll get offyour lawn, now.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:46 PM (BPyRr)

-------------------------------------

I saw the Jefferson Airplane in Fairbanks, AL when I was in the military.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 05:53 PM (oiKyr)

311 Corn should write an update. The contraception coverage mandate and the Sandy Fuck episode were crafted as traps, also.

This guy plays dirty, and it should be screamed from the rooftops, 24/7.

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 19, 2012 05:53 PM (Y87jV)

312 Time for Brit to lay the smackdown:

http://tinyurl.com/6wf7ouw

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2012 05:54 PM (SuBE0)

313 Ear Leader is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure AND a whiny little bitch too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 19, 2012 05:54 PM (8MasJ)

314 OT/ But I see that Malia Obama is spending summer break in Mexico with some of her friends and 25 Secret Service men.I wonder who is footing the bill for that?

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 19, 2012 05:54 PM (ZHge+)

315 I'll believe Elle MacPherson is a socialist when I see her flying coach.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 05:55 PM (MMC8r)

316

for the men who like good Man (no homo) movies:

btw, I mentioned the movie "Ip Man."

I watched it on Saturday night. Very good. Highly recommend.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:56 PM (G/zuv)

317 Hey! I liked Linda Ronstadt.

Hey Cali morons, what's the scoop on Jerry Brown. I heard he is married. Are they both ghey?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 19, 2012 05:56 PM (O3R/2)

318 Nude and masturbating, pounding the pavement with his fists...


Lucky pavement. I love a good fist pounding.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 19, 2012 05:56 PM (BbX1b)

319 http://tinyurl.com/875kk2k

Posted by: H.L. Mencken's Ghost at March 19, 2012 05:56 PM (YFFpo)

320 I'll believe Elle MacPherson is a socialist when I see her flying coach.

I'll believe it when she assents to being assassinated by the Government for being one of the elite/unproductive class.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 05:56 PM (8y9MW)

321 Obama 2012: We're All Victims Now

(I previously forgot to apologize for the inherent racism of my proposed slogan)

Posted by: Crispian at March 19, 2012 05:57 PM (uxW8g)

322 Insert Steyn's 'Why... someday... in the not to distant future everyone will laugh that anyone took Obama seriously.'

Posted by: rectal exam at March 19, 2012 05:57 PM (O7ksG)

323 I'll believe Elle MacPherson is a socialist when I see her cooch flying coach.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2012 05:57 PM (BPyRr)

324 Channeling Breitbart: I will pay a large sum of money if someone can come up with a Fox News employee saying "Obama is a Muslim."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2012 05:57 PM (U69e0)

325
Nude and Masturbating, Pounding Pavement with Fists would make a great name for a band!

Or a political party.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:58 PM (G/zuv)

326 racists

Posted by: Pragmatic at March 19, 2012 05:58 PM (lTnzg)

327
We're all socialists. Whether you like it or not, by lawwe aresocialists.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 19, 2012 05:58 PM (mZ+XA)

328
the Wing Chun party

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 05:59 PM (G/zuv)

329 we are gonna have to put a big red flashing light on top of the presidential vehicles and a big red crescent so everyone will know they are a wahhhhhhhhhhhhmbulance.

way to set an example for your kids you big nancy boy.

hey, why is daddy always crying in his office. why is he always sitting on axelrod's lap. what does valerie jarrett do anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2012 05:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

330 Europe is full of fantastically rich socialists. They just happen to be the leadership. Go figure.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 19, 2012 05:59 PM (NVu2l)

331 I'll believe Elle MacPherson is a socialist when I see her cooch flying coach.

Posted by: garrett


Another one to add to the list of "People Who Just Say Shit."

Posted by: Dang at March 19, 2012 05:59 PM (BbX1b)

332 OT: This humble chateau in Panorama City can be had for the bargain price of 70k!

Click on my name!

Posted by: mpfs at March 19, 2012 06:00 PM (iYbLN)

333 'Why... someday... in the not to distant future everyone will laugh cry that anyone took Obama seriously.'


There is going to be that much damage lasting that long.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2012 06:01 PM (X3lox)

334 Stop hitting me! What the... Is that cum?!

Posted by: The Pavement at March 19, 2012 06:01 PM (BbX1b)

335
btw, anyone else notice that "these guys" is Obama's thinly veiled code for "white men?"


Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 06:01 PM (G/zuv)

336 Ah, but the peas, that's where I had them! I proved with geometric logic that Fox News called me a muslim!

Posted by: Capt Barack Queeg Obama at March 19, 2012 06:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

337
oh, I guessed you all did

nevermind

Posted by: soothsayer at March 19, 2012 06:02 PM (G/zuv)

338 The Republicans have been at this for 40 years. They have new resources, but the strategy is old,

I wish we actually had the GOP he claims we have. I suppose it shows the level of his paranoia that even the mildest disagreement is viewed as part of entrenched efforts to undermine him.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 19, 2012 06:02 PM (tD5no)

339 Click on my name!

Was someone murdered in the shower?

Posted by: toby928© at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (GTbGH)

340 258 A friend just e-mailed me the oldy but goody vid of Dubya meeting the Marines vs. Barry meeting the Marines.

The Marine Corpse has no sense of humor.

Posted by: Barry O, Supergenius at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (Xejg5)

341 I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face ofMichelle as I just did a moment ago.
Isat down withher on the sofa and (as calmly asI could) tried to explain toher why the Republicans want to starve little children and take Social Security away from the elderly in order to give corporate jet owners wads of cash.I tried to keepmy voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessnes were just too much.She could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Michelle, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
WhenI finishedher lower lip started to tremble andher eyes began to fill with tears, "Barry" she said, "why are the Republicans doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. I just fell into her arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
She had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it’s too much, but seeing the strength in Michelle's voice helped me to get through.

Posted by: Baracheche Obama at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (ihLiz)

342 Oh. Great. Now I'm getting a migraine.

And all my meds are at home, more than an hour away. The drive home is going to suck.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (8y9MW)

343 Not only does Malia Obama have 25 secret service agents protecting her and her 12 friends on their Mexican vacay, from the Drudge link:

Along with the 25 Secret Service agents, Obama and her friends will
protected by a slew of Mexican police officers, according to the AFP.




Gee, you'd think the Mexican police already have their hands full with the drug cartels.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (UOM48)

344 >>Stuttering Clusterf**k of a Sissyboy Candyass

Fix your bra-straps, Suzie, and tighten up your saddle-shoes. It's called "work," and sometimes it can break a poor girl down to tears.

Works here too!

Posted by: sTevo at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (VMcEw)

345 I saw the Jefferson Airplane in Fairbanks, AL when I was in the military.

==that was Grace Slick. Stoned 24 / 7



Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 06:04 PM (Dll6b)

346 Was someone murdered in the shower?


Posted by: toby928©


I have no idea. WTF is in the toilet?


Don't answer that...


Posted by: mpfs at March 19, 2012 06:04 PM (iYbLN)

347 Shift change!

Posted by: toby928© at March 19, 2012 06:05 PM (GTbGH)

348
"Mr. President, you recently stated that Fox News has called you a muslim, and I quote, "twenty four, seven". Could you please point out on what dates and at what time these phrases were mentioned on-air, and by whom?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Tea Party SOB at March 19, 2012 06:05 PM (d0Tfm)

349 His whining is worse than that crying orange politician guy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 19, 2012 06:05 PM (yp1Ym)

350 Jeez that place was nasty....,

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2012 06:05 PM (9Mz42)

351
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 06:04 PM (Dll6b) was she the one who had the tag line 'there wasn't a drug she wouldn't do or a guy she wouldn't screw'??

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 06:07 PM (YbQJm)

352 I wish we actually had the GOP he claims we have. I
suppose it shows the level of his paranoia that even the mildest
disagreement is viewed as part of entrenched efforts to undermine him.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 19, 2012 06:02 PM (tD5no)


It's not paranoia. Barky knows that he's just making shit up. That's what he does with everything. And he's almost always wrong, especially when there are actual numbers, which are just beyond Barky - he is a true idiot. He just likes to make up lies and strawmen and get on TV knocking them down (although he never actually does that, either, as he's so incredibly stupid and inept).

But, make no mistake, this is not paranoia, it is intentional. Barky loves to make up outrageous shit more than anything. He gets a special kick out of that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2012 06:07 PM (X3lox)

353 Gee, you'd think the Mexican police already have their hands full with the drug cartels.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 06:03 PM (UOM4

-----------------------------------

Hell, they are the cartels. They see dollar signs tattooed on those bitchez.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 06:09 PM (oiKyr)

354 Oh, Barry! I can't quit you and your candy ass!

Posted by: White Males for Obama at March 19, 2012 06:09 PM (KWdVT)

355 well lets see....

born to a muslim father

then adopted by a muslim

lived in indonesia and attended a muslim school




Holy shit, I got it, he must be a Celt...

Posted by: Berserker at March 19, 2012 06:10 PM (FMbng)

356 wonder how much he and the wookie will trash the white house when they're booted out....

Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 06:10 PM (YbQJm)

357 Can you spell OBama? Why sointenly, k-i-t-t-y, pussy!

Posted by: curly Q link at March 19, 2012 06:12 PM (JOgKo)

358 I saw the Jefferson Airplane on the Dick Cavett Show in the late Sixties

Grace appeared to be......pleasuring herself with the mic, live on TV

"Up against the wall; up against the wall, motherf+cker......"


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 06:12 PM (Dll6b)

359 Based on what I saw at the airport yesterday the scoamf is qualified to be a TSA agent....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2012 06:12 PM (9Mz42)

360

I haven't heard Obama is a Muslim.

huh?

Posted by: listener to ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, PBS, NPR, CNN at March 19, 2012 06:12 PM (HOOye)

361 ==that was Grace Slick. Stoned 24 / 7

Talk about stoned, I went to a Spectrum concert to see the Moody Blues like forever ago. The Spectrum in Philly is a weird place, it always (used to) smells like burning leaves. But anyway, the crowd gave a standing ovation with match lit for some song about someone who wasn't dead, but for some reason the band wanted him dead. It seemed everyone got into the mood and by the end of the song wanted this guy dead for some reason and really, really got off on the idea.

Posted by: Planck Constant at March 19, 2012 06:13 PM (phlKA)

362 the Democrats, Obama apparently included, are never gonna let the GOP live down the Southern Strategy. they can't argue in good faith, it's always about delegitimizing the opposing view through attempting to tie it to racism.

nevermind that the Dems were wrong on crime from the '60s through the '80s, they had "good intentions" and the Rs were Southern Strategy meanies so that's makes it all better.

Posted by: JDP at March 19, 2012 06:13 PM (60GaT)

363 wonder how much he and the wookie will trash the white house when they're booted out....
Posted by: model_1066 at March 19, 2012 06:10 PM (YbQJm)

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Probably as much or more than the Clintons did.

I'm worried about all the state security secrets that he now knows. He's going to make a bundle selling that info.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 06:13 PM (oiKyr)

364 If Gang of Six conservative senators like Tom Coburn and Saxby Chambliss could accept tax hikes of $2 trillion, how could he press for only $800 billion?

Panicked that he was losing the high ground, the president ditched a nearly-concluded agreement with Boehner that called for raising taxes while also cutting sacred cows like Medicaid and Medicare and raising the age for receiving Social Security benefits. He scuttled that deal by suddenly demanding 50% more in tax hikes; then, when the GOP blanched, Obama pivoted again to the “hand shake” deal almost concluded. Finally, Republicans had had enough. In the end, Mr. Obama chose political comfort instead of manning up to a risky but essential effort to change our fiscal trajectory.

Posted by: Timothy Leary at March 19, 2012 06:15 PM (e8kgV)

365 nooooooooooooooo, not the The Moody Blues !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 06:16 PM (Dll6b)

366 I saw the Jefferson Airplane in Fairbanks, AL when I was in the military.==that was Grace Slick. Stoned 24 / 7
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 19, 2012 06:04 PM (Dll6b)

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And I was stoned for that concert. Fairbanks was home to some excellent acid during my stay there.

Posted by: Soona at March 19, 2012 06:17 PM (oiKyr)

367 We shall whine in Hyde Park, we shall lie on the seas and oceans, we
shall blame Bush with growing confusion and growing nose in the air, we
shall offend our public, whatever their cost may be. We shall golf on the
beaches, we shall stutter on the basketball court, we shall not drill in the
fields and have occutards in the streets, we shall not be welcome in the hills after all our bullshit fails as it always has.

Posted by: Lo bid for Court Jester at March 19, 2012 06:20 PM (82EGV)

368 I'm picturing a TV ad with a teenage Barack walking on a beach with his mother, when he says, "Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 06:22 PM (kcfmt)

369 I feel sorry for his girls. Having a whiny pussy for a father would be depressing.

Those girls will grow up with some serious daddy issues. Any bets on which one gets pregnant out of wedlock once he's out of the WH?

Posted by: Priests at March 19, 2012 06:23 PM (XzxB+)

370

55 So is he saying it's bad to be Muslim? That fucking "racist".

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Posted by: looking for the "thumbs up/down" symbol at March 19, 2012 06:24 PM (HOOye)

371 The most loathsome person on earth other than David
Corn is the editor of The Nation, Katrina Vvanden Heuvel. When the
revolutions begins, she climbs the 13 steps first.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 19, 2012 05:37 PM (TkGkA)


Katranny van den Trustfund looks like Rocky Maddow joins a Ramones tribute band and Corn looks like he exists on a steady diet of dickcheese and blow (both kinds).

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2012 06:25 PM (0dhg/)

372 The Malia in Mexico story seems to have been scrubbed. Wonder why?

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at March 19, 2012 06:27 PM (ZHge+)

373 I've done everything for you, you've done nothing for me.

Posted by: Rick Obama Springfield at March 19, 2012 06:28 PM (gul5u)

374 >>>I'm worried about all the state security secrets that he now knows. He's going to make a bundle selling that info.

That's assuming he ever saw any.

Generally, someone with an admitted history of illicit drug use cannot get security clearances.....


Posted by: wiserbud at March 19, 2012 06:28 PM (gCa4h)

375 I saw the Jefferson Airplane in Fairbanks, AL when I was in the military.


I saw Pablo Cruise when I was at West Point. So, basically, I'm a badass.

Posted by: Wodeshed at March 19, 2012 06:30 PM (K6sn/)

376 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ke-b8_hHU

Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 06:32 PM (kcfmt)

377
>>>I'm worried about all the state security secrets that he now knows. He's going to make a bundle selling that info.

If his fundraising doesn't come up to snuff, he may not wait long to start the sale.

Posted by: Retread at March 19, 2012 06:33 PM (joSBv)

378 "Those girls will grow up with some serious daddy issues. Any bets on which one gets pregnant out of wedlock once he's out of the WH?"

We'll never know because, as you know, Obama is the most pro abortion president we've ever had. Those girls won't have to be punished with a baby.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2012 06:34 PM (Xejg5)

379 Lame duck Obama will be a nightmare, worse than he has been.

Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2012 06:36 PM (axc/z)

380 We'll never know because, as you know, Obama is the most pro abortion
president we've ever had. Those girls won't have to be punished with a
baby. Whether they want to or not.


FIFY.


Posted by: Priests at March 19, 2012 06:37 PM (XzxB+)

381 I picture Obama cuddled up in slippers and curlers, eating Hagen-Das and watching 'Twilight' for the 300th time while he whines about how people are mean to him.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 06:38 PM (MMC8r)

382 Damn it. Sock off.

Posted by: Alex at March 19, 2012 06:38 PM (XzxB+)

383 In other news, the oldest Obama girl is vacaying in Mexico with twelve of her closest friends and 25 secret service agents. Wonder what that's costing us?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2012 05:48 PM (UOM48


What kind of parent would let a 13 year old go on spring break let alone to Mexico? The SS must be shitting bricks; 25 agents aren't enough if one of the cartels wants them dead and did her idiot father forget about Fast Furious? A lot of Mexicans died because of him and he sends his 13 year old down there with her friends and a handful of agents. Brilliant.

Posted by: Larsen E Whipsnade at March 19, 2012 06:39 PM (kjlvd)

384 He seems a lot bitchier since Reggie Love left the White House.

Posted by: Tasmaniac at March 19, 2012 06:43 PM (SrN1i)

385 Ah yes. Fox News ends every newscast with, "That's the news. Obama is a Muslim, and good night." Does Obama really believe that Fox News really pushes that, and that's the crux of his problems? He's so out of touch, does he even know which planet most humans live on? And how long it takes to go 80 miles if you're driving at 80 mph? And how many US States there are? Crimeny. What we get for picking a beauty queen contestant for president.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 19, 2012 06:48 PM (hHgxI)

386
The most loathsome person on earth other than David
Corn is the editor of The Nation, Katrina Vvanden Heuvel. When the
revolutions begins, she climbs the 13 steps first.


Hate to disagree, but I can think of two worse loathesome jackholes in public life:

1. Bill Moyers
2. Garrison Keillor

Both of these dickwipes can FOAD/DIAF/etc.


Posted by: OregonMuse at March 19, 2012 06:49 PM (7Dp5N)

387 >>>I'm worried about all the state security secrets that he now knows. He's going to make a bundle selling that info.

His grasp of reality is so bad, he'll get any secrets so screwed up in the telling that no one would be able to rely on what he says. So no great danger here.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 19, 2012 06:53 PM (hHgxI)

388 OBummer theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoaRbhlWji4&feature=related

Posted by: Jr at March 19, 2012 06:56 PM (uzbYw)

389 I read somewhere about the "White Mosque". I wonder what and where that is?

Posted by: Ducatisti at March 19, 2012 06:57 PM (mr/dg)

390 324
Channeling Breitbart: I will pay a large sum of money if someone can
come up with a Fox News employee saying "Obama is a Muslim."

Seconding!

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 19, 2012 06:57 PM (hHgxI)

391 Is this the point in narcissistic disorder where the patient has a glimmer of a realization that people may be noticing that he ain't all that and now the paranoia is coming into play? He could have done so much, but the mean people wouldn't let him? Next step, he will martyr himself in a figurative sense by making some grand decision for the good of the country but will mean political suicide for him. Because he only cares about others and wanted to do the right thing.

We can only hope.

Posted by: Marmo at March 19, 2012 07:00 PM (pcgW1)

392 Could someone please tell me when Fox News has claimed that Obama is Muslim?

Posted by: packsoldier at March 19, 2012 07:08 PM (9tLNI)

393 Daddy, have you made them stop being mean to you yet?

Posted by: Malia at March 19, 2012 07:10 PM (E+Ibv)

394 I saved these guys when the economy was falling off a cliff,” Obama said.

You fool. It was policies you supported and litigated for before winning elective office that lead to there being a cliff in the first place.

Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 07:11 PM (kcfmt)

395 #332

Who in their right mind would want to own in Panorama City? It's a place to escape from.

Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 07:12 PM (kcfmt)

396 Obama's been digging the cliff deeper for three years. Ahead lies the Abyss.

Posted by: nickless at March 19, 2012 07:15 PM (MMC8r)

397 #281

Not so much the attention but rather the uncomfortable info revealed under scrutiny.

Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 07:15 PM (kcfmt)

398 There there, Barack. It's okay. Everything will be fine. Here, have your woobie. And somefree birth control pills. Everything's going to be ohhhhkay.

Posted by: Warden at March 19, 2012 07:17 PM (E+Ibv)

399 I'm starting to think that teh SCOAMF's nickname in college wasn't Barry, but more likely Mary.

Posted by: Marmo at March 19, 2012 07:30 PM (pcgW1)

400 I'll swing hard left while continuing to speak in pseudo-nonpartisan platitudes. Brilliant!

Posted by: Barry Strategy at March 19, 2012 07:33 PM (60GaT)

401 He always has an excuse. Must be why he made the surprise visit to St. Johns Episcopal Church on Sunday.

Posted by: snowcrash at March 19, 2012 07:36 PM (t2NQr)

402 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2012 08:01 PM (7W3wI)

403 As a Fox News watcher since the 2000 election, I can say without a doubt that Obama is a serial liar and a whining, stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Thane of the Tea Party Shire at March 19, 2012 08:03 PM (owwdk)

404 #139 Although I am not a football expert, I do think the quarterback closest to Obama is....Jeff George.

He never lost a game here in Indy but what he had 27 excuses and people to blame.

I believe when we pawned him off to Atlanta he made himself loathed there, too.

Posted by: Miss Marple at March 19, 2012 08:06 PM (GoIUi)

405 There is no I in team, but there is a me, and an at.

Posted by: president say stuff at March 19, 2012 08:14 PM (GTbGH)

406 Every office I have ever worked in has the guy that doesn't meet deadlines, doesn't pull his weight, complains about being underpaid, arrives late, leaves early, thinks he is better than everyone else.... yeah, that guy is Obama.

Posted by: Marie at March 19, 2012 08:40 PM (P9OJs)

407 Let's talk up how racist and mean conservatives are by me talking about them, talking about me. Fucking Harvard lawyer.

Posted by: befuddled at March 19, 2012 09:06 PM (xJU23)

408 Can someone explain something to me?

Who is David Cornpone?

I know - he's one of the many leftwing flunkies who appear on MSDNC to suck on Chrissy Matthew's shortened dick. I know all that.

My question is the following: they keep mentioning that Mr Cornpone works for some "publication" called "Mother Jones" magazine. "Mother Jones"? What the fuck is that? Is that some sort of Porno Magazine for liberals? Couldn't they have just called it "MotherFucker Magazine" and been done with it?

Oh, I see now - it is named after some old fart labor leader named Mother Jones. So, then, my question is, who gives a shit who this woman is? She lived over a century ago!

I think they should have called it "MotherFucker Magazine" and stayed right at there.

How many people read "Mother Jones"? Five? Ten? A hundred?

Now, publish "MotherFucker Magazine," even online, and see how many people would read it.

And we can name Obama, that Marxist Cancer, as the "MotherFucker of the Year."

Every year.

Posted by: Anson Mitchell at March 19, 2012 09:31 PM (IhUxK)

409 The important thing to know about Mother Jones is even they couldn't stand having Michael Moore around their offices.

Posted by: epobirs at March 19, 2012 09:57 PM (kcfmt)

410 listen, just to remind you of something:
From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.
That dumb as a box of rocks model or movie star needs to fly first class. You need to get a bicycle or, if you are really deserving, a car the size of a golf cart.Simple. Now go to sleep, Barry watches over you and Michelle will bless you. Maybe the other way around, same result.

Posted by: mallfly at March 19, 2012 10:08 PM (Df0od)

411 Tweet 'em too: BaracktheWhiner or BarackSelfPity

Posted by: BaracksMedia at March 19, 2012 10:19 PM (muxYM)

412 Tweet 'em to: #BaracktheWhiner or #BarackSelfPity

Posted by: BaracksMedia at March 19, 2012 10:20 PM (muxYM)

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Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 19, 2012 10:27 PM (fiXQh)

414 "The president, senior adviser David Plouffe"

I think we're done here.

Posted by: Tangonine at March 20, 2012 12:37 AM (x3YFz)

415 give Elle a pass on her stupidity. She's my all-time fapping queen, and she's still smokin' hot. %

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Back in the day I liked Linda Ronstadt, still listen to her music.

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would be a "one term President" ? Isn't this what we pay Presidents to
do ?

Besides, there is nothing to say that Obama still won't be a
"one term President."

But you have got to hand it to these folks, they always have a hand on
their own pulse. Now, if we could get them to pay attention to ours.

Posted by: Neo at March 20, 2012 09:02 AM (e8kgV)

419 The long awaited breakdown is coming, Obama finally realizes he is just TOO GOOD for Amerika!

Posted by: Westie at March 20, 2012 10:50 AM (3YBFV)

420 Stop crying you sniveling ass, stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, that slithered out on your mothers filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantelpiece.

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