Planned Parenthood Director Arrested for Indecent Exposure

"The president and CEO of the Planned Parenthood abortion business in Lubbock, Texas was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure at a local baseball field where children play."

Innocent or guilty? You make the call:

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Posted by: Ace at 11:12 AM



Comments

1 That's a Moron right there!

Posted by: EC at March 14, 2012 11:13 AM (GQ8sn)

2 I'll go out on a limb and say guilty.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at March 14, 2012 11:14 AM (8ac7j)

3 Creeps me out.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:14 AM (P6QsQ)

4 Yea, but not the good kind.

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at March 14, 2012 11:15 AM (8ac7j)

5 It was all a mistake! He was just trying to show those young boys his baseball "bat"!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 14, 2012 11:15 AM (f9c2L)

6 Why do child pervs all look the same?

Posted by: EC at March 14, 2012 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

7 No, I'm not a perv. The kids really love me. I can tell by the way they look at me. Come on, it's sweet!

Posted by: Every Chester the Molester on the planet at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (JGnKE)

8 He's in spring training. When the boys of summer are there, you can bet that he will be ready.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (Hx5uv)

9 hard to make the call, indecent? was he trying to pee behind the bleachers?

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (TomZ9)

10 Well this is actually the Texas Planned Parenthood Director.

Posted by: Kaitian at March 14, 2012 11:16 AM (et2m1)

11 gawd damn what a creep...

Posted by: jeanne...meh at March 14, 2012 11:17 AM (GdalM)

12 This would have never happened if all those kids had been aborted! - statement by National Planned Parenthood

/sarc

Posted by: Kaitian at March 14, 2012 11:17 AM (et2m1)

13 Can I have guilty as sin for $200, Alex?

Posted by: Penfold at March 14, 2012 11:17 AM (1PeEC)

14 Hint to the director: you can't abort kids at that age, and you can't do it with your cock. Wrong on both accounts, have fun in jail.

Posted by: Heralder at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (/Mxso)

15 Okay serious question, was the guy taking a leak and someone saw and called the cops? Because there's are several cases where some guy does that and pleads out to the indecent exposure charge and winds up stuck on a sex offender list.

That being said, yeah, there's a definite check the crawl spaces, attic and back garden vibe to the guy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (VtjlW)

16 Americas chickens are comin home to roost.

God damn America

Posted by: Some Reverend Obama never met at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (u86zh)

17 His parents unfortunately were not insightful planners. Ironically he makes his own case for a little more selective planning if there had been any way to foresee the kinds of activities that he's drawn to.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 14, 2012 11:18 AM (ZJCDy)

18 Shifty eyes. GUILTY!

Posted by: robtron at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (gue+Q)

19 Jesus Christ, Ace, why do you hate women so much?

Posted by: Vinman at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (nEvyg)

20 i imagine our health records will be treated similarly to how planned parenthood treated their patients records.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (TomZ9)

21 Where's Sandra Fluke and Anita "Lizard Tongue" Dunn?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (Af3Wg)

22 If the government gave out free condoms, this wouldn't have to had happen!

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (KhioZ)

23 Trolling the baseball fields huh? May be looking to do some ultra late term jobs. Like 33 trimester stuff.

Posted by: Professor Oilfields Amazing Reverse Unit at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (SiOVz)

24
"The news station reports that Thornton has worked in the abortion
business for several years and the Lubbock Planned Parenthood has had
its share of problems.


Previously, the Planned Parenthood facility in Lubbock, Texas threw away medical records in a trash bin outside the building."








Yeah. Paperwork snafu. That's what's wrong here.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (P6QsQ)

25 The guy was just hanging brain...
If that's illegal, then lock me up.

Posted by: Creed Bratton at March 14, 2012 11:19 AM (WzE97)

26 Hang the Bastard.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at March 14, 2012 11:20 AM (kqqGm)

27 Why is he a child perv when he can look at all the free vajayjay back at the clinic?

Posted by: EC at March 14, 2012 11:20 AM (GQ8sn)

28 Can I get his numbah?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 14, 2012 11:20 AM (d4sNi)

29
Is it me, or could he pass for Arlen Specter's younger brother?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (XCHGh)

30 A guy from Texas named Tony?

Yeah, I know. He had a "Ray" thrown in there for good measure, but seriously there are no "Tonys" in Texas.

Guilty.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (iAUf+)

31 Well they were just *kids*. Does it really count?

Posted by: NARAL at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (ay6+/)

32 His balding pattern and that shirt with his expression make him look like a bitter twisted monk.

But the laws for stuff like that can be twisted easily so its possible he was there watching his kid play and someone complained because his fly was down just to harass him for being involved with PP.

Posted by: Palerider at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (m+nIW)

33 As Whoopie would say, "it wasn't exposure-exposure."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (Af3Wg)

34
Sumbitch looks guilty as sin to me.
BTW, here is some bad news at my nic. I loved Bear's show.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (OlN4e)

35 President Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf*ck Of A Miserable Tyrant.

Posted by: BigGator5 at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (k/jYM)

36 I'm sorry. Except for Tony Dorsett, who we all know, was a Cowgirl.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (iAUf+)

37 Guy was taking a piss behind a building, or maybe turned around in the urinal due to a loud noise. Some Jesus freaks kid saw a flash of a winky and ran to Mommy.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (G6kli)

38 He was just Planning Parenthood 10 years before they were physically able to have children.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (u86zh)

39 Tony Romo?

Posted by: EC at March 14, 2012 11:23 AM (GQ8sn)

40 Eww. It's like the evil is consuming him from the inside out.

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2012 11:23 AM (GTbGH)

41 "Hi, sailor!"

Posted by: Ms. Fluke at March 14, 2012 11:23 AM (4I3Uo)

42 "The news station reports that Thornton has worked in the abortion

business for several years and the Lubbock Planned Parenthood has had

its share of problems.


****

Imagine that, a murder factory having moral blindness problems.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (Hx5uv)

43 Tony Romo is definitely guilty.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (iAUf+)

44 Okay serious question, was the guy taking a leak and someone saw and
called the cops? Because there's are several cases where some guy does
that and pleads out to the indecent exposure charge and winds up stuck
on a sex offender list.



That being said, yeah, there's a definite check the crawl spaces, attic and back garden vibe to the guy.


I concur; As much as I despise his organization. This is an unrelated (hopefully) matter of criminal law. Let the law handle it. If he cops a plea, it is safe to say his career giving sex advice to young ladies is likely over. If not we can surely end it with some pressure.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (0q2P7)

45 not enough information to make the indecent exposure thingy. Did He have children playing in the games?

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:24 AM (TomZ9)

46 Hey you have to understand his position, he just wants to give the kids some aid.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 14, 2012 11:25 AM (RqfqQ)

47 Tony Thornton / Alan Simpson: Separated at birth?

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2012 11:25 AM (GTbGH)

48 He is a hero. He is a gentle warrior who bravely protects the vital bodily function of fetal deadness, which is solelythe personalbusiness of any woman, whether during pregnancy, or ifthe fetus is male, for many years following birth.
AlthoughAnthony faces years in prison and abuse by the other inmates,we can take some comfort in knowing that he is male rather than female.

Posted by: Our Bodies, Ourselves at March 14, 2012 11:25 AM (8hBZi)

49 shrug.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:25 AM (TomZ9)

50 Come on, we're talking about blobs of flesh in their 40th to 60th trimester.

Jeez

Posted by: NARAL at March 14, 2012 11:25 AM (ay6+/)

51 Applying the same standards to people who work at planned parenthood that the Democrats and Media (BIRM) apply to Conservatives, or, say the Catholic Church, I can safely say that anyone who works for or supports Planned Parenthood are pervs and most likely child molestors.

Posted by: blindside at March 14, 2012 11:26 AM (x7g7t)

52 Dude looks like the pedo from Little Chrilden.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at March 14, 2012 11:26 AM (fuw6p)

53 38 He was just Planning Parenthood 10 years before they were physically able to have children.
Posted by: Mr Pink at March 14, 2012 11:22 AM (u86zh)


With boys? That would be a neat trick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (Af3Wg)

54 Why is this a problem? The kids should all be dead anyway according to him. Why not have a little fun with them?

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (u50z0)

55 Hang the baby killer!

Creep. Double creep.

Posted by: sickinmass at March 14, 2012 11:27 AM (bcNec)

56 Do we have any idea what KIND of indecent exposure this was? They're all disgusting, but there's a difference between, say, peeing against a tree and masturbating under the bleachers. The former is bad judgement; the latter is pure filth.

That said, this creep totally looks like the "masturbating under the bleachers" type. Why the hell do all pervs look the same?

Am I the only one who thinks if this guy's cheekbones were a little more pronounced, you could paint his face and he'd look like Jigsaw?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:28 AM (4df7R)

57 This was Lubbock. There ain't no fucking trees.

Posted by: maddogg at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (OlN4e)

58 Obviously part of the War on Women

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (u50z0)

59 skeletor.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (TomZ9)

60 How can you look at that face and not clearly see that he is a Champion of Womyn's Rights.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (P6QsQ)

61

All liberals are perverts.

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (OhYCU)

62 If the federal government just subsidized sport fucking by passing out free condoms, this never would have happened.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 11:29 AM (Hx5uv)

63 Indecent exposure - the guy took off his mask. Pretty indecent looking mug.

Posted by: Roy at March 14, 2012 11:30 AM (VndSC)

64 56 Do we have any idea what KIND of indecent exposure this was? They're all disgusting, but there's a difference between, say, peeing against a tree and masturbating under the bleachers. The former is bad judgement; the latter is pure filth.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:28 AM (4df7R)

What does it matter. Again, using the same standards applied to Conservatives, he MUST be guilty. He is white and male, so even if he didn't do THIS, he's done something in the past that he should be punished for.

Just consider this letting the law catch up.

Posted by: blindside at March 14, 2012 11:30 AM (x7g7t)

65 It is always best to pick up women at Planned Parenthood--you know they put out.

Posted by: In Exile at March 14, 2012 11:30 AM (0ogMc)

66 This is clearly a War on Children. Children deserve to have their junk fondled.

/

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 11:30 AM (OhYCU)

67 So there I was minding my own buisness wearing nothing but a raincoat on theballground when this little animal jumps on me..
If being creepy was illegalI would book him just for his looks

Posted by: leperous at March 14, 2012 11:31 AM (Q6qGS)

68 Radical thought: People without morals don't have morals.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:31 AM (u50z0)

69
He's a first cousin to Alan Colmes, the Fox News pervert and skeletor.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 14, 2012 11:32 AM (TkGkA)

70 Will Obama distance himself from this group of perverts? Will the press ask?

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 11:32 AM (OhYCU)

71 29

Is it me, or could he pass for Arlen Specter's younger brother?


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (XCHGh)
He does look like that double dealing treacherous traitor Spectre who in a previous life was the Unicorn killer's lawyer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 11:32 AM (UVBO7)

72 30 A guy from Texas named Tony?

Yeah, I know. He had a "Ray" thrown in there for good measure, but seriously there are no "Tonys" in Texas.

Guilty.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (iAUf+)

Actually there is a old blues song called "Texas Tony" -

Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 14, 2012 11:32 AM (136wp)

73 Guilty. Which is odd as he looks nuetered. Guess he never lost the urge.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at March 14, 2012 11:32 AM (kaOJx)

74 Sex education should start with a knowledge of sexual anatomy!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

75 Crimes against children are just beyond sick.

It does not surprise me that someone whose job is to prevent human life would be a pervert--probably thinks of abortion as eliminating the cause of his addiction.

Posted by: In Exile at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (0ogMc)

76 10 bucks says that cock sucker voted for Obama.

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (u86zh)

77
Google Tony Ray Thorton. Not one national MFM news outlet carrying the story. Local KLTV is the only news outlet that mentions the story.

Water carrying bastards.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 11:33 AM (C8hzL)

78 "According to Texas Penal Code 21.08, indecent exposure is committed when
a suspect exposes his genitals with the intent to arouse the sexual
desire of another person. It's a class B misdemeanor."

http://bit.ly/wCbPcz

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:34 AM (P6QsQ)

79 68 Radical thought: People without morals don't have morals.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:31 AM (u50z0)


Pfft! Next you'll be telling us that people without dogs don't have dogs. Typical rightwing nutjob hokum.

-Your Leftist Betters

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:34 AM (4df7R)

80 Is it me, or could he pass for Arlen Specter's younger brother?


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (XCHGh)

I was thinking Alan Colmes.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 11:35 AM (C8hzL)

81
Ichabod Crane. In the flesh.
*shudder*

Posted by: Meremortal at March 14, 2012 11:35 AM (Usk3+)

82 No Chris Hanson from NBC?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 14, 2012 11:35 AM (C2//T)

83 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:35 AM (8y9MW)

84
"KCBD NewsChannel 11 contacted the national headquarters of Planned
Parenthood. A person with the media relations department said they would
work to issue a statement on Thornton's arrest. As of Tuesday evening
we have not received a response.

At this point, there is no word on whether Thornton is still employed with Planned Parenthood, following his arrest."

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:36 AM (P6QsQ)

85 This wouldn't be complete without a soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr2VeCR7bZM

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 14, 2012 11:36 AM (QTHTd)

86 Thanks, mama winger!

So, that clinches it. He flashed someone at the ballpark to get his rocks off.

Throw the book at him.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:37 AM (4df7R)

87 I don't see why Planned Parenthood would have any objections to keeping a child sexual predator employed within their organization. It's not a conflict of interest, as there are no live children there.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (P6QsQ)

88 The left is just trial ballooning a new pre-election slogan:

A pill in every pot, a penis in every palm.

Posted by: Planck Constant at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (phlKA)

89 The kids probably told him they were 18 online. Also, he just came over to warn them that it was dangerous to chat with internet strangers.

Posted by: Average Joe at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (bN5ZU)

90 He's a caucasion male! He's gotta be guilty! Of Everything!

Posted by: Every Kneejerk Liberal on the Planet at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (2uovW)

91 80
Is it me, or could he pass for Arlen Specter's younger brother?




Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2012 11:21 AM (XCHGh)

I was thinking Alan Colmes.


Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 11:35 AM (C8hzL)

-----------------
Nah, this guy is too good looking to be related to Colmes.

Posted by: Not an Artist at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (Lo/3Q)

92 Yeah, but can a police photographer be charged for producing pornography?

Posted by: Gerry at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (cumC0)

93 Which is odd as he looks nuetered. Guess he never lost the urge.

Actually, that's an interesting question when it comesto castrating child molesters, chemically or otherwise (guess which side of the chemical or otherwise I am on). If the urge is not purely sexual, then castration will not fix the problem. Being staked to a fire ant hill covered in honey would but I digress.

I do agree with those who are saying we should apply the standards the Left does to the Right in reporting this. Fair is fair, baby.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (VtjlW)

94 The article doesn't give any detail as to the circumstances. They just note that he was booked, and released the next day. Then, it immediately starts talking about what sounds like a massive HIPA violation that should do more damage to these idiots' organization than this guy ever could with his penis.

Posted by: Secundus at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (AtFuo)

95
Hey guys, I wasn't perving, only taking a wiz behind a tree when a wasp landed on my fully erected member and stung me so hard I was forced to spank my junk to stop the pain.

Posted by: Tony Ray Thornton at March 14, 2012 11:40 AM (TkGkA)

96 #56

If he was arrested, if wasn't just for peeing.

“A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his
genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any
person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be
offended or alarmed by his act,”

Posted by: ryukyu at March 14, 2012 11:40 AM (MOHSR)

97 I do agree with those who are saying we should apply the standards the Left does to the Right in reporting this.

-------

Well..... lets not really start just making shit up....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 11:40 AM (C8hzL)

98 Hey, his johnson fell out of his pants while in front of some young people. Hasn't that happened to all of us at one time or another?

Posted by: Slick Willie at March 14, 2012 11:40 AM (tYaDf)

99 Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo ...

How fitting.

Posted by: sickinmass at March 14, 2012 11:41 AM (bcNec)

100 The story comes from LifeNews.com, an extreme anti-abortion website. Hardly an impartial or unbiased source.

Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:41 AM (RJWcf)

101 87 I don't see why Planned Parenthood would have any objections to keeping a child sexual predator employed within their organization. It's not a conflict of interest, as there are no live children there.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:38 AM (P6QsQ)


Exactly. They might actually view it as a public service. Remember they wereonly too happy to help sex traffickers get abortions for their underaged prostitutes while circumventing legal barriers. They be all about rapin' people up in there!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:41 AM (4df7R)

102 Something heart-warming via a link from the Jawa Report:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211494.php

Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (5H6zj)

103 Thank God. Obama picked UNC to win the NC. As a KU fan (they are in Carolina's region) this is exactly what I wanted.

Obama: the Linus touch

Posted by: In Exile at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (0ogMc)

104 For the "Pee-ing against a tree" thing- I'm pretty sure that parents complaining that some guy was taking a leak against a tree (or, more likely in Lubbock, a cactus) would get told "Oh. Okay" by the cops and the guy just told to zip it, and find a restroom.

If they're going for indecent exposure, he either mouthed off to the cops, or he really was showing his junk to kids. The first is stupid, the second should get you ejected from the human race.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (8y9MW)

105 From NLP sales training: Eyes up left = recalling image from memory. Yeesh!

Posted by: Luke Duke at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (7RFqt)

106 He's got a REALLY wide stance! That's all!!!

Posted by: Every Kneejerk Liberal on the Planet at March 14, 2012 11:42 AM (2uovW)

107
Okay serious question, was the guy taking a leak and someone saw and called the cops? Because there's are several cases where some guy does that and pleads out to the indecent exposure charge and winds up stuck on a sex offender list.

Well, I'll tell you my story. I drove through a construction area at 70 mph because I had to pee so bad. As soon as I got to a spot where there were some bushes I pulled over and ran into them to take a leak.

As soon as I started relieving myself who shows up but Mr. State Trooper. He say he can cut me a break: either get written up for speeding in a construction zone (double fine and points on my license) or public exposure. Since I figured the points would make me lose my license I went with the exposure charge and was fined $1,200.

The fine was $100 per inch.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 14, 2012 11:43 AM (7+pP9)

108 The left is just trial ballooning a new pre-election slogan:



A pill in every pot, a penis in every palm.


***

I was thinking that if Obama would nominate Zombie Amy Winehouse their slogan could be, "They told me to balance the budget but I said no, no, no!" And the economy would wind up just like Amy Winehouse.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 11:43 AM (Hx5uv)

109 The story comes from LifeNews.com, an extreme anti-abortion website. Hardly an impartial or unbiased source.
------

Local KLTV news pass yer muster????

http://tinyurl.com/7v5m7td

Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2012 11:43 AM (C8hzL)

110 The HIPPA thing is an enormousproblem. The fines on that are huge per offense and iirc each person's record is considered a separate offense. An entity can face losing it's license to provide medical services for severe enough/numerous enough violations.

It's almost as bad as PP's refusal to abide by mandatory reporting laws regarding underage girls coming in for abortions.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:44 AM (VtjlW)

111 The HIPPA thing is an enormousproblem. The fines on that are huge per
offense and iirc each person's record is considered a separate offense.
An entity can face losing it's license to provide medical services for
severe enough/numerous enough violations.


------

Im working on it as you speak!!!

Posted by: Eric Holder at March 14, 2012 11:45 AM (C8hzL)

112 a suspect exposes his genitals with the intent to arouse the sexual

desire of another person. It's a class B misdemeanor."

http://bit.ly/wCbPcz


Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:34 AM (P6QsQ)

ok so that nix's the idea he was peeing on a tree behind the bleachers.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:45 AM (TomZ9)

113 I was peeing officer, seriously! It's just my pee isn't yellow, y'know!

Posted by: Tony Ray Thornton at March 14, 2012 11:45 AM (kDLl+)

114 he's definitely got that Uncle Creepy look (or the Alan Coombs look, but I repeat myself).

Posted by: RightWingProf at March 14, 2012 11:45 AM (UOcNk)

115 Okay, I'm finding that there is a Tony Ray Thornton of Texas associated with
The Christian Loving Care Center, Inc. of The Greater Kountze Area, Texas.

What is that?

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:45 AM (P6QsQ)

116
Something heart-warming via a link from the Jawa Report:

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211494.php

****

So this is the sleeping dog administration.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 11:46 AM (Hx5uv)

117 creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

Posted by: chemjeff at March 14, 2012 11:47 AM (7FadD)

118 Come on, this guy is a big wig in Planned Parenthood.I think it is an instant reaction with him that whenever he see's a bunch of kids, he feels the need to release his troops in an act of defiance.

Posted by: Drider at March 14, 2012 11:47 AM (HaJD9)

119 Killing babies, molesting kids...no biggie.
*
All in a days work. And YOU pay for it!



Posted by: dananjcon's dingy is bigger than yours at March 14, 2012 11:47 AM (8ieXv)

120 Fuck off, Greg.

Speaking of fucking off, I'm not going to label the guy a child predator at this point. The story only says that he was arrested at a ballpark where children play; not that there were children present at the time of the incident. It could mean that he was getting a blowjob from a cheap hooker behind the port-a-johns. So the guy is clearly a freak and a creep with major boundary issues and possibly a fetish for kinky sex, but not necessarily a child predator.

Now, if a child WAS involved, even incidentally, then I would politely request the guy's junk be cut off and forced down his throat. But that's just me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:48 AM (4df7R)

121 The alleged "victim" was a 43 year old male. Looks like a James O'Keefe set-up. With a little homophobia thrown in.


That's right! If you have a problem with gay sex in front of children, then you are guilt of hate crimes! Also, James O'Keefe made him do it, wingerszzzzz!!!

Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:48 AM (RJWcf)

122 Note to guys whether perv or no: Seeing a pecker does not excite anyone except perhaps another adult male IYKWIM. Women only like them for what they can do not for their, uh, aesthetics.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:48 AM (u50z0)

123 Seriously, why isn't the troll banned?

The link in the LifeNews.com story goes to to channel 3 news in Lubbock, but it gets away with yapping about "extreme" blah .. blah ... blah ..

Posted by: Gerry at March 14, 2012 11:48 AM (cumC0)

124
6. Why do all child pervs look the same ?

You Mean Like Bill Maher?

Posted by: demoncrat at March 14, 2012 11:49 AM (1kwr2)

125 Just so you know, it wasn't urinating in public--that's disorderly conduct.

The TX statute defines indecent exposure as showing your genitals or asshole in an attempt to elicit arousal without regard to who can see you.

So, as I've heard: He was jerking off.

Better part to this story: His boyfriend and long-time, live in lover is the local Democrat precinct chairman and has been for years.

Posted by: jimmuy at March 14, 2012 11:49 AM (c/XSR)

126 When a man isn't free to enjoy the open air and jack off while watching kids play on a jungle gym, then the terrorists have won.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 11:49 AM (/urwq)

127 "an extreme anti-abortion website"

Nice caricature. Maybe next time you could try "radical women-hating website", or even, "those motherfuckers that hate lady parts" for that special progressive flavor.

Remember, it's a zygote. With a Z.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 14, 2012 11:50 AM (0tRzD)

128
Just so you know, it wasn't urinating in public--that's disorderly conduct.

The
TX statute defines indecent exposure as showing your genitals or
asshole in an attempt to elicit arousal without regard to who can see
you.

yes, that makes it more clear.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:50 AM (TomZ9)

129 I'm still hoping someone, somewhere will connect the Hollywood perv story to specific people in Washington DC. Makes me wonder if Barney Frank was a big Goonies fan back in the day? He is no stranger to prostitution rings, that's for sure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2012 11:50 AM (hiMsy)

130 Leftist political 'activists', like 'entertainers' and media "journalists", tend to be the mentally ill, the freaks, and the badly damaged

That's not "demonizing" them; it's just Who They Are

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (Dll6b)

131 sorry that post should have had
jimmuy at March 14, 2012 11:49

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (TomZ9)

132 Tony: call me xoxoxoxo

Posted by: NAMBLA at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (7FadD)

133 Hmmm. Gerg likes this guy just fine.

Posted by: Cicero at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (yQwq5)

134 Ahh, what a glorious country we live in. Arrested for jerking off in front of children whose mothers fortunately didn't have them killed before their heads popped out of the sweet spot, but not for helping to kill thousands of babies who never made that exit.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (RtpCp)

135 Great thread to see first thing in the morning...

thanks.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (WdKsY)

136 Oh Greg? So it was just a gay sex thing in a ballpark where kid's play? Well, then that's just Jim-Dandy! We need to encourage that! Give the man a cookie.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:51 AM (u50z0)

137 Crap. Also forgot, as per the comments on the local (KCBD) teevee news Facebook: That area is well known to be a cruising spot for the gay men to find anonymous sex or somesuch.

Posted by: jimmuy at March 14, 2012 11:52 AM (c/XSR)

138 So why is he killing them when he could be raping them first?

Posted by: Korla Pundit at March 14, 2012 11:52 AM (FHlAi)

139 I can't find any further information about this "Christian Loving Care Center" that he is supposedly connected to. Anyone in Texas know what this organization is? All I can find is that its business is listed as Social Services.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:53 AM (P6QsQ)

140 also, he looks like the asst. manager of a shoe store

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 14, 2012 11:53 AM (Dll6b)

141
I can't find any further information about this "Christian Loving Care
Center" that he is supposedly connected to. Anyone in Texas know what
this organization is? All I can find is that its business is listed as
Social Services.

****

They perform only loving, Christian abortions.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM (Hx5uv)

142 Fascinating that the head of the infanticide club is a perverted gay man. Agenda much?



It's so sad when people are jealous enough to kill.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM (u50z0)

143
Local paper says:

According to the police report, the alleged victim was a 43-year-old male.

http://lubbockonline.com



So, apparently not fishing for saplings -- at least not on that day.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM (kdS6q)

144 Source.... LifeNews dot com .....Possible scenario:the guy was taking a leak... some Pro Life zelot saw him... got him arrested, and called the Pro Life Paper...

Not an abortion supporter, but this sounds pretty hinky....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM (lZBBB)

145 My latest polling shows the American public supports beating off in front of kids! It's true, wingers!!!

Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM (RJWcf)

146 137 Crap. Also forgot, as per the comments on the local (KCBD) teevee news Facebook: That area is well known to be a cruising spot for the gay men to find anonymous sex or somesuch.

Posted by: jimmuy at March 14, 2012 11:52 AM (c/XSR)


What is it with gay men and "cruising for sex" in park settings? We get that here in NH a lot. There's this one area downtown from where I work that's really not much more than an old, overgrown embankment with trees and tall grass, and the cops are always sweeping through there to get gay men to quit shagging in the bushes in the middle of the night. Seriously, there's a half dozen hotels within a mile of the place. They can't just book a room?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:55 AM (4df7R)

147 140
also, he looks like the asst. manager of a shoe store


I'm offended by that. I may be a loser, but I'm not a perv.

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 14, 2012 11:55 AM (7FadD)

148 Did He have children playing in the games?

Then he's a hypocrite.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 11:55 AM (MMC8r)

149 But is he asking for us to pay for his safe sex rubbers? I hear they run $1000 a year.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (u50z0)

150 >>>The story comes from LifeNews.com, an extreme anti-abortion website. Hardly an impartial or unbiased source.

Let me put some knowledge to your puny head Greg. Sure Greg, no one expects them to be unbiased. But they do have to be FACTUAL. Printing that someone was arrested for crime XXX and they actually haven't been arrested for crime XXX AND you are a journalist who could be proven to have malice against the individual (As in anti-abortion reporting on PP) . . .

If your FACTS are wrong that is an instant libel suit that you WILL LOSE. Your position is indefensible.

I have no doubt the facts are true. And if you were smarter you'd have known that.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (0q2P7)

151 Romeo, post 143.. and the laws in lubbock are different for peeing on a tree and indecent exposure. 'with intent to arouse '.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (TomZ9)

152 The TX statute defines indecent exposure as showing your genitals or asshole in an attempt to elicit arousal without regard to who can see you.

So mooning someone is probably disorderly conduct but isn't indecent exposure. You know what, that actually makes sense.

Oh and hey, a crime that actually requires mens rea! Here I thought those all got chucked out the window.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (VtjlW)

153 or charges*

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (TomZ9)

154 You people seem more critical of this guy's unproven
conduct than Sen. Larry Craig's admitted "wide stance" in the airport
bathroom. I wonder why.

Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM



On what date did we discuss Larry Craig? What were the quotes? Which commentators here voiced them? What were their conclusions?

Facts please.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (P6QsQ)

155 “A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act,”Not defending the guy, but given our society's idiotic interpretation of 'offended', that's a lot of freaking gray area. 'Reckless' is subjective as well.

Posted by: Secundus at March 14, 2012 11:56 AM (AtFuo)

156 No way this guy should have been arrested. The cops are racist!

Posted by: NAMBLA at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (/izg2)

157
Don't worry. With progressive values, boning children will be legal in 15 years. It's not like they aren't aiming for such conduct to be excused. Look how Hollywood, bastion of progressivity, protects and lauds its molestors.

Posted by: ejo at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (j0u/7)

158 140 also, he looks like the asst. manager of a shoe store

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 14, 2012 11:53 AM (Dll6b)

always wondered what happened to Tony... he quit after the boss caught him fondling little boys shoes... and he would never join NoMAAM....

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (lZBBB)

159 Yep, he looks like a typical lib.

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (amaZR)

160 Maybe he was just hiding is crack pipe in his skivvies?

Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (/ZZCn)

161 Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:41 AM (RJWcf)
**
What a Jerk-off.

Posted by: dananjcon's dingy is bigger than yours at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (8ieXv)

162 144 Source.... LifeNews dot com .....Possible scenario:the guy was taking a leak... some Pro Life zelot saw him... got him arrested, and called the Pro Life Paper...
Not an abortion supporter, but this sounds pretty hinky....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM (lZBBB)


Romeo, the source is the local Lubbock news station. LifeNews just picked it up.

As the news story mentions, and as has been reiterated in earlier comments, "indecent exposure" (at least in TX) is when a person exposes their private areas (genitals, anus, etc) for the purposes of sexual arousal in another. So the "taking a leak" option is debunked.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (4df7R)

163 of course maybe to some peeing on a tree might lead to arousal?
hell if i know.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (TomZ9)

164 No, no, no. Planned Parenthood employees want to HELP your kids. They are your friends. They are the adults you can go to when no one else will tell you about the risk-free convenience of abortion.

Posted by: Warden at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (KulgD)

165 "And if you were smarter you'd have known that. "

Um, there's you're problem right there.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (pVvkk)

166 oh, so he prob. wasn't cruising for kiddies, just cruising for teh ghey buttsex

either way - not cool at a playground

Posted by: chemjeff at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (7FadD)

167 So the ball park is a known hangup for these folks to show their Little Sluggers? Eeewwwww.......

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (UVBO7)

168 You people seem more critical of this guy's unproven conduct than Sen. Larry Craig's admitted "wide stance" in the airport bathroom. I wonder why.

I love it when I get called homophobic. I need to laugh more and that helps.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (VtjlW)

169
Memories.

My first and only criminal trial,trial two yearsout of law school was an indecent exposure case. Pierce County District Court in Eatonville, Washington (population 2,569), 1997. The judge was a well-known old crank who was rumored to drink his lunch. Defendant was 20 year old punk who really was just hauling out his junk to take a piss and was so drunk when he did it he almost missed the ground with his stream. Complaining witness was a 14 year old girl who dressed in court like a $2.00 whore, and had probably already seen more dick at that point in her life than most high schoolfootball locker room towel boys. Jury of my client's peers, as it were (a bunch of local drunks), didn't take too kindly to the complaining witness (though one of them was seen chatting her up outside the courtroom after the verdict was in) and found him innocent of the charge. The judge admonished my client to keep it in his pants and to fly straight and true from then on, then promplty fell back intohis post-lunch coma while the courtroom cleared.

And that fucker my client still owes me two grand.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (RtpCp)

170 Yeah, because a Pro-life supporter knew what the planned parenthood guy looked like. The Pro-life supporter just happened to be sight seeing in the ghey sex area and said OH look there's the abortion guy! I've got him now!


Right.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (u50z0)

171 Never leave your kids unattended near a liberal.

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 11:59 AM (amaZR)

172 >>>You people seem more critical of this guy's unproven conduct than Sen.
Larry Craig's admitted "wide stance" in the airport bathroom. I wonder
why.

Let me end your wonder there Greggie of the peanut brain.


"local baseball field where children play"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 11:59 AM (0q2P7)

173 Oh, please.

Who hasn't waved their dick around at the opposing Little League team batter while trying to distract him?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 14, 2012 11:59 AM (SY2Kh)

174 Did He have children playing in the games?

No, no no. He is gay, gay, gay. No kids, just a chubby lover.

Posted by: jimmuy at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (c/XSR)

175 Wow, Greg just becomes a more disgusting human being every time he posts, doesn't he?

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (MMC8r)

176 That guy looks creepy.

**shudder**

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (vRSeu)

177 163
of course maybe to some peeing on a tree might lead to arousal?
hell if i know.


Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (TomZ9)

In Manhattan you pay extra for that. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Client #9, TV star at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (RD7QR)

178 163 of course maybe to some peeing on a tree might lead to arousal?hell if i know.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 11:57 AM (TomZ9)


Considering how many people seem to be arrested every year for covertly filming women peeing in public restrooms, I think you could make a positive argument to that effect.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (4df7R)

179
100The story comes from LifeNews.com, an extreme anti-abortion website. Hardly an impartial or unbiased source.

Are you really going with that or did I miss the sarc?

Posted by: Hell If I Know at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (XGLac)

180 "Why is he a child perv when he can look at all the free vajayjay back at the clinic?"
Familiarity breeds contempt
http://tinyurl.com/yknn8o5

Posted by: 66chevelle at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (QjSgY)

181 Were their children in the airport stall with Larry Craig? No? Was his job killing children? No? I'm sorry, that's as bad as this, how?

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (u50z0)

182 You wouldn't want to give birth to a paedophile like this guy, or Greg, would you? Abortion is the only choice.(TM)

Posted by: Planned Parenthood HQ at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (ggRof)

183 And that fucker my client still owes me two grand.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2012 11:58 AM (RtpCp)
It's a glamor profession.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (Hx5uv)

184 154 You people seem more critical of this guy's unproven conduct than Sen. Larry Craig's admitted "wide stance" in the airport bathroom. I wonder why. Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM*
Once again you have offered another rock solid argument..BRAVO!
FOAD

Posted by: dananjcon's dingy is bigger than yours at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (8ieXv)

185 175
Wow, Greg just becomes a more disgusting human being every time he posts, doesn't he?


Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:00 PM (MMC8r)
He is becoming a SuperFund site aint he?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:01 PM (UVBO7)

186 > Previously, the Planned Parenthood facility in Lubbock, Texas threw away medical records in a trash bin outside the building."

But, but that bin was supposed to be used exclusively for throwing the babies from the partial-birth abortions! Don't they have any sense of decorum?

Posted by: Korla Pundit at March 14, 2012 12:02 PM (FHlAi)

187 @173 I loled

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 14, 2012 12:02 PM (pVvkk)

188 you have to be pretty creepy to run an abortion mill.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:02 PM (Ho2rs)

189 Larry Craig wasn't flashing children in a playground, Greg--you pus-filled bloated sperm-sack of greasy sh_t

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 14, 2012 12:02 PM (Dll6b)

190 Can't wait to hear Gerg's defense of Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:03 PM (MMC8r)

191 Lubbock used to be such a nice town.

Posted by: Bob Saget at March 14, 2012 12:03 PM (SDkq3)

192 Did any Moron see the youtube video of the guy instructing us guys how to urinate in public without being caught. LOL. It was great.

Funny side effect of losing your inhibitions about peeing in public; you start wetting your bed at night. ROFL.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 14, 2012 12:03 PM (O3R/2)

193 "Extreme anti-abortion website". So they advocate the death penalty for suspicion of abortion? That would be extreme.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 12:03 PM (u50z0)

194 Next they'll be making it illegal to wear your Slim Goodbody suit to Build-A-Bear and show kids where the urethra is located. Why so anti-science?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 12:04 PM (/urwq)

195 he was at the field looking at the "ones who got away"........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:04 PM (Ho2rs)

196 194 Next they'll be making it illegal to wear your Slim Goodbody suit to Build-A-Bear and show kids where the urethra is located. Why so anti-science?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 12:04 PM (/urwq)


LOL!

Slim Goodbody reference FTW!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:05 PM (4df7R)

197 187 @173 I loledI denounce myself.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at March 14, 2012 12:02 PM (pVvkk)
*
Me too..heheh..

Posted by: dananjcon's dingy is bigger than yours at March 14, 2012 12:05 PM (8ieXv)

198 Sorry about that folks, Greg got away from me for a moment.

GET BACK HERE GREG, YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YOUR PUNISHMENT

Posted by: Greg's BDSM hookup at March 14, 2012 12:05 PM (7FadD)

199 Greg = dumbass

Posted by: Hell If I Know at March 14, 2012 12:06 PM (XGLac)

200 Me too..heheh.


The fact that Hollowpoint said it is a little worrisome though........

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 12:06 PM (u50z0)

201 The HIPPA thing is an enormousproblem. The fines on that are huge per
offense and iirc each person's record is considered a separate offense


Each piece of Protected Health Information is, technically, an offense. If you release someone's Last name, first name, middle name, social security number, and address- that's 5 violations for that single record. Disclosing a single claim improperly (harder than it sounds, really, short of actual wrong-doing) can, if the Fed's want to throw the book, bankrupt mid-sized healthcare companies.

Again, though, it's actually pretty hard to "accidentally" violate HIPAA, since all it requires when you do disclose something improperly is to log the disclosure (you don't even, strictly speaking, have to notify the affected patient- according to the law- unless they specifically ask).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:08 PM (8y9MW)

202 Hey, Greg. If a guy wants to have sex with another guy, I don't care. Ain't none of my business. However, if they're doing it in a park where kids play? No. Way. In. Hell.

Did that clear things up for you, or do I have to puppets and small words?

Posted by: akornzombie at March 14, 2012 12:09 PM (RDTop)

203 I don't recall anyone defending the congressman. He frickin pled guilty months before (I think). Whatr would be the line of defense to that?

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 12:09 PM (amaZR)

204 3:25 PM on a Monday.

Doesn't look like some late-night gay cruising.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:10 PM (MMC8r)

205 I hope Breitbart keeps a running tally of the media blackout on this TallyWackerJacker

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:10 PM (OhYCU)

206 Greg: Pro-Public Sodomy, Pro-Obama.

Consistency!

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:11 PM (MMC8r)

207 I don't have enough details to make an informed judgement but this much is clear from the mug of his mug, he's a hunk a burnin' love.

Posted by: ontherocks at March 14, 2012 12:11 PM (ZJCDy)

208

Wait. I think I have it

This Tony Thornton guy looks...

very...


tolerant.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:11 PM (jUytm)

209 He was probably just taking a piss in a secluded corner of the playground thinking nobody would see him.

That he was pissing on a dude wearing a ball gag, leather harness and spiked collar was just an honest misunderstanding.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 14, 2012 12:11 PM (SY2Kh)

210 190 Can't wait to hear Gerg's defense of Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:03 PM (MMC8r)


Ooh, ooh! Pick me! Let me take a crack at it.

*clears throat*

(To give this the proper sense of moral authority, you have to imagine the following being read by a solemn-faced Keith Olbermann):

"Gosnell was providing a much needed service. The only reason he was allowed to perpetuate such grossly unsanitary and dangerous practices was because of the feverish anti-abortion zealots who would have used the example of his clinic as an excuse to shut down ALL abortion providers sight unseen. To avoid such a human rights catastrophe, the state was forced to turn a blind eye to the admittedly awful conditions under which Gosnell's patients were treated, and the unsanitary way in which aborted fetuses were handled. I'm not sanctioning Gosnell's actions, but before you go blaming the abortionist, you should first look at yourselves to discover why he came to be."

You just know that's what they're all thinking, including daft little Greggy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:12 PM (4df7R)

211 Yeah, the guy doesn't look pervy At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:12 PM (UOM48)

212 This is so strange... why would a guy who likes little kids be in the business of aborting them? Totally playing against type.

Posted by: Truman North at March 14, 2012 12:12 PM (I2LwF)

213 Lubbock used to be such a nice town.

When?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:12 PM (8y9MW)

214
That face. Look at it.

It exudes tolerance.

When people see Tony Thornton, they say, "There goes a very tolerant man."

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:12 PM (jUytm)

215 Apart from PP's abortion mill business, aren't they the go-to group for "safe sex" curricula in public schools? Nice people.
Sure, getting fucked in the ass by strangers is still an elective, but I bet they're looking to make it a requirement.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2012 12:13 PM (hiMsy)

216 he kinda looks like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:13 PM (Ho2rs)

217 Doesn't matter to me if Greg wants to have gay sex in public either. Live and let live.

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 12:13 PM (amaZR)

218 Only a homophobe wouldn't want to watch.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:14 PM (MMC8r)

219
Why do you wingnuts want to block access to sex to Tony Thornton???

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:14 PM (jUytm)

220 I haven't read the comments so let me know if anyone else made this joke, but:

Boy, this guy likes 'em really young!

Posted by: runninrebel at March 14, 2012 12:14 PM (N/1Dm)

221 If the Pro-Life community really wants to make a difference, here's their opening. His abortion mill serves a very large geographical area, they have to fly the "doctor" in from Dallas, the sonogram law has been up-held.

They have an opening to get this one shut down.

Posted by: jimmuy at March 14, 2012 12:14 PM (c/XSR)

222 he looks like he got mid choke......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:15 PM (Ho2rs)

223 217 Doesn't matter to me if Greg wants to have gay sex in public either. Live and let live.

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 12:13 PM (amaZR)


However I would reserve the right to throw tomatoes and critique his performance.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:15 PM (4df7R)

224
Tony Thornton, the poster man for abortion.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:16 PM (jUytm)

225 Come on, wingnuts, he just likes to kick back after a long day of vivisections and baby blood and relax.

Posted by: gerg at March 14, 2012 12:16 PM (MMC8r)

226 3:25 PM on a Monday


yikes

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 12:17 PM (TomZ9)

227 Ace or one of the cob-loggers needs to put up the hilarious Sandra Fluke/Hitler video on YouTube.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:17 PM (UOM48)

228 Well looks like we found one person Fluke has not had fun with....

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:17 PM (UVBO7)

229 Tony Thornton. He's all about the womens and their rites.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:17 PM (P6QsQ)

230 The Dad from Stepbrothers?
Assistant choreographer to the Community Ballet?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 14, 2012 12:17 PM (Ec6wH)

231 Where have I seen that guy's face before?

Oh, yeah...Nuremberg.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:18 PM (MMC8r)

232 215
Apart from PP's abortion mill business, aren't they the go-to group for "safe sex" curricula in public schools? Nice people.




Don't forget their relationship with the Girl Scouts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:18 PM (UOM48)

233 216 he kinda looks like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:13 PM (Ho2rs)


A character who left a terrifying imprint on my childhood. *SHUDDER*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:18 PM (4df7R)

234
His abortion clinic also treats men for STD's.

(true, not makin it up)

I'll bet my leftnut that he loves his job.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:18 PM (jUytm)

235 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:12 PM

That was some subtle sarcasm just for us Texas morons.

Posted by: Bob Saget at March 14, 2012 12:18 PM (SDkq3)

236 His only offense is that he beats to the sound of a different drummer while looking at kids.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 12:19 PM (Hx5uv)

237

Maybe the baseball teams were choosing up sides and Tony was waiting for someone to "Eagle Claw" him.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 14, 2012 12:20 PM (kdS6q)

238 Deleting/altering comments, Ace? Tsk tsk.

Posted by: Average Joe at March 14, 2012 12:20 PM (bN5ZU)

239 Exactly how much does one get paid to be the President and CEO of Planned Parenthood, Lubbock TX Division? This would be a matter of public record, right?

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:20 PM (P6QsQ)

240 I'm pro-schlong-waving and I vote!

Posted by: The Gregster at March 14, 2012 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

241 Biased website!!!

Oh, they took that story from the local news outlet?

Errr... James O'keefe set him up!! Homophobia!!

Oh, we was having publicly gay sex?

Errrr... Larry Craig! Why aren't you talking about that! It only happened in 2007!! You should be talking about that!!

Oh, he didn't do that in front of kids? Hmmm....



Greg's trolling = FAIL

Posted by: Warden at March 14, 2012 12:21 PM (KulgD)

242 Speaking of pp, have you guys seen this?: "I Have a Say: Father John Hollowell" http://tinyurl.com/7nvznaz

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:21 PM (oZfic)

243 This wouldn't have happened if you wingnuts weren't so opposed to teaching sex ed to elementary school kids.

Somebody had to step up to the plate and demonstrate how to masturbate. And now the Texas Morality Police is oppressing this freelance educator for providing a public service to those kids.

When did Texas get overrun by the Taliban?

Posted by: US Dept of Education at March 14, 2012 12:22 PM (SY2Kh)

244 Well, at least we know now that Greg is a gay pervert. I sorta already knew that but it was nice to have him admit to it.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 12:22 PM (u50z0)

245 Obama is now Pro Slut, and Pro Pervert

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:23 PM (OhYCU)

246 238
Deleting/altering comments, Ace? Tsk tsk.

Posted by: Average Joe at March 14, 2012 12:20 PM (bN5ZU)

His blog, his right.

Posted by: The Gregster at March 14, 2012 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

247 245
Obama is now Pro Slut, and Pro Pervert


Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:23 PM (OhYCU)
Obama wasn't before?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:24 PM (UVBO7)

248 154 You people seem more critical of this guy's unproven
conduct than Sen. Larry Craig's admitted "wide stance" in the airport
bathroom. I wonder why.

Posted by: Greg at March 14, 2012 11:54 AM

Really. Because trying to pick up adults is the same as exposing oneself to children. Liberal logic. Nice job.

Posted by: Joejm65 at March 14, 2012 12:24 PM (UZuc4)

249 In case this creep hasn't fulfilled your quota of sexual depravity for the day, here, have some new Occupy rape:

---------------

Woman Raped at Occupy New Haven
(link to NBC Connecticut: http://tinyurl.com/73r23mz)
A member of the Occupy New Haven movement was raped in a tent at the Occupy camp late on Monday night or early Tuesday morning, police said.
Police said a woman went to find the victim on Tuesday afternoon because she had not seen her.
She went to the woman’s tent and called for her, but there was no answer, so she looked inside the tent and found the woman, police said.
The victim wasn’t able to respond, police said, so the witness yelled out to other Occupiers to call police and emergency medical services...


---------------

The alleged perpetrator looks like a real prince among men.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:25 PM (4df7R)

250 Obama is now Pro Slut, and Pro Pervert

"now?" So he wasn't before? Like when he said he didn't want his daughters "punished" with a baby? Or when he nominated a known NAMBLA proponent for Education Secretary?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:25 PM (8y9MW)

251 Somebody had to step up to the plate and demonstrate how to masturbate.

****

And we call this one a slider.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 12:25 PM (Hx5uv)

252 O/T
Oscar-Winning Producer of 'Schindler's List' Slams Obama, Salutes Breitbarthttp://bit.ly/x4n68x


Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM (P6QsQ)

253
I wouldn't be so quick to condemn with few facts.
Depending on how the DA treats it, he may have taken a leak behind a bush in a remote part of the park, a crime which pretty much every golfer in the country is guilty.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM (JY45l)

254 He's not a Republican nor Catholic/Christian religious official.
Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: hadsil at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM (n0R3U)

255 God Bless America!

http://tinyurl.com/7qkrmcw

Posted by: Tony Ray Thornton at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM (fWAjv)

256 Greg, a wide stance in an airport seems quite a bit different than an adult showing kids his wiener.

Posted by: mare at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM (A98Xu)

257 sorry about the poor formatting - here's that link again



http://bit.ly/x4n68x

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (P6QsQ)

258
The alleged perpetrator looks like a real prince among men.

He looks tolerant, does he?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (jUytm)

259 249, Obama is also Pro Rape

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (OhYCU)

260 "Cecile, here comes the Catholic Church" http://tinyurl.com/7nvznaz

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (oZfic)

261 OMG. I just checked Drudge. Our son's base in A-stan had a car bomb attack as Leon Panetta was landing. Our boy just returned to base this morning.

Dear God.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM48)

262 did the Pope step down yet?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:28 PM (Ho2rs)

263 Depending on how the DA treats it, he may have taken
a leak behind a bush in a remote part of the park, a crime which pretty
much every golfer in the country is guilty.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM



That's already shown not to be the case.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:28 PM (P6QsQ)

264 #261 Oh Jane, that is terrible. Prayers for his safety!!

Posted by: rockmom at March 14, 2012 12:28 PM (NYnoe)

265 {{jane}}

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:28 PM (Ho2rs)

266 261
OMG. I just checked Drudge. Our son's base in A-stan had a car bomb
attack as Leon Panetta was landing. Our boy just returned to base this
morning.

Dear God.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM4

Sending prayers his way, Jane.

Posted by: joncelli at March 14, 2012 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

267 252 O/T Oscar-Winning Producer of 'Schindler's List' Slams Obama, Salutes Breitbarthttp://bit.ly/x4n68x
Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:26 PM (P6QsQ)
**
Stephen Spileberg hardest hit.

Posted by: dananjcon's dingy is bigger than yours at March 14, 2012 12:29 PM (8ieXv)

268 He looks tolerant, does he?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (jUytm)


He really does. The tolerance just pours off him. I'd wager he's so tolerant that he's not ACTUALLY a rapist. He's just guilty of trying to forcefully share his tolerance with others.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:29 PM (4df7R)

269 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM4

I just started a rosary for you Jane. Please God D'oh boy is ok.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:29 PM (oZfic)

270 OMG. I just checked Drudge. Our son's base in A-stan
had a car bomb attack as Leon Panetta was landing. Our boy just
returned to base this morning.

Dear God.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM



Oh no!. I'm off to check updates. {{{{ JANE }}}}

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:29 PM (P6QsQ)

271 Jane prayers for his and everyone there's safety.

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 12:29 PM (TomZ9)

272 Jane: Oh God. I am praying that your son and his fellows are safe. Jesus.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:30 PM (4df7R)

273 God protect your son, Jane. Let us know when you know if he's alright.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:30 PM (8y9MW)

274 Jane dang, prayers go out for all their safety.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:30 PM (UVBO7)

275 Much as this guy creeps my out on general principle,the linked story doesn't provide anydetails about what he supposedly did.I looked over at The Smoking Gun to see if they had the police report but I didn't see it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2012 12:30 PM (DrWcr)

276 everyone there*

Posted by: willow at March 14, 2012 12:30 PM (TomZ9)

277
My tolerance, let me put it in you.

Posted by: Tony Thornton at March 14, 2012 12:31 PM (jUytm)

278 I can't find any further information about this "Christian Loving Care Center" that he is supposedly connected to. Anyone in Texas know what this organization is? All I can find is that its business is listed as Social Services.

Kountze, Texas is located near the Gulf Coast; Lubbock is in the Northern part of the state.

It's possible that he worked at the CLCC at one time, but it's not exactly a "commute"....

Posted by: Teres in Fort Worth, TX at March 14, 2012 12:31 PM (0xqzf)

279 God watch over your boy, Jane. I'll be praying for him and for you and for all his fellow troopers.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 14, 2012 12:31 PM (RtpCp)

280 I wore Depends & so should Tony Ray Thornton. If I were alive I'd have an endorsement deal & be living in the WH!

Posted by: Barry's Drunk Dad at March 14, 2012 12:31 PM (DATOZ)

281 Doesnt sound like anyone was hurt, except the bomber.

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:31 PM (OhYCU)

282
@ 146 What is it with gay men and "cruising for sex" in park settings? We get that here in NH a lot.

It's everywhere. My wife and I once took our dogs to a nearby (somewhat remote and essentially empty) park, where half a dozen guys were sitting in parked cars across from a small building. I asked a park ranger what the deal was. He said, "Fags. They meet here and then go there," indicating the small building, which turned out to be a mens' room.

And I won't tell the story of the park in Boston ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:32 PM (3IrHc)

283
Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:21 PM (oZfic)
Hi Curious!

Okay, I was the first to spot her today, where is my prize?

Posted by: Warthog at March 14, 2012 12:33 PM (WDySP)

284 Lotta buzz going around about Pam Geller's latest Breitbart-style stunt with the NYT: after the NYT ran a totally assholish full-page ad telling Catholiics to quit the Church over birth control and "mistreatement of women", Geller submitted an identically-formatted ad calling on moderate Muslims to quit Islam over itsACTUAL mistreatment of women and violent attacks on Westerners. The ad was rejected, and Geller published the NTY's letter telling her that they were afraid to run it beacuse it might endanger our troops overseas! Ha! Like they have ever given a damn about THAT.

Full story at Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: rockmom at March 14, 2012 12:33 PM (NYnoe)

285 warthog

have you heard if the Pope stepped down?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:33 PM (Ho2rs)

286 From the I-wish-I'd-said-that-yesterday files regarding the Nazi rules for playing jazz. The best key to play Nazi jazz in is zyklon B. It's a gas.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (Hx5uv)

287 His eyes! Down and to the left! Always means guilty!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (71LDo)

288 Rape him with a sonogram.
Around my part of Texas PP has been in a tear about the sonogram law. With Obama support, of course. The Texas law says the woman doesn't even have to view the sonogram, just have one.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (2Gb0y)

289 "In a sign of the nervousness surrounding Mr. Panetta’s trip, the Marines
and other troops who were waiting in a tent for the defense secretary
to speak were abruptly asked by their commander to get up, place their
weapons — M-16 and M-4 automatic rifles and 9-mm pistols — outside the
tent and then return unarmed. The commander, Sgt. Maj. Brandon Hall,
told reporters he was acting on orders from superiors."

Unarmed soldiers, that's brilliant.

Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (OhYCU)

290 And I won't tell the story of the park in Boston ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:32 PM (3IrHc)



Now you pretty much have to.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (v+QvA)

291 And as J. R. R. Tolkien the famous Catholic novelist once noted: "The board is set, the pieces are now in motion, at last we come to it, the great battle of our age" http://tinyurl.com/7nvznaz

It's on.......

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (oZfic)

292 Here's some rage inducement:
http://tinyurl.com/school-racism

Posted by: Wa Po FactChecker at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (yqRWu)

293 i wonder how you said your rosary so fast......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (Ho2rs)

294 Okay, taking deep breath.

Just checked all available news sites. The bomber, a civilian employee on Camp Bastion (where our boy is based) survived the explosion. He drove onto the runway either during the landing of Panetta's plane, or after.

A British soldier suffered minor injuries.

The base is on lockdown.

Panetta was making a surprise visit to the troops.

Fucking goat-fucking fucktards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (UOM48)

295 And I won't tell the story of the park in Boston ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:32 PM (3IrHc) [//i]

I think I can imagine.

It's fun living in a world where you have to fear being exposed to raunchy gay sex if you're a man andstop to use a public restroom, or fear being arrested for public lewdness if you choose to forego the restroom and take a leak behind a dumpster instead. No wonder men all seem to have bladders of stone.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (4df7R)

296
Not enough info to make a call on this guy, but imagine the public defender's reaction on laying eyes on his new client, the one charged with indecent exposure.

"Yes, officer, Thornton is the name. Indecent exposure. You'll bring him in? Thanks."

Guy enters.

"Oh shit."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 14, 2012 12:36 PM (3IrHc)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:36 PM (4df7R)

298 260 "Cecile, here comes the Catholic Church" http://tinyurl.com/7nvznaz
Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (oZfic)

Awesome

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 14, 2012 12:36 PM (DGIjM)

299 He looks like a fine upstanding citizen.

Posted by: that neighbor of yours who walks around his backyard in his underwear at March 14, 2012 12:36 PM (HI6wa)

300 have you heard if the Pope stepped down? Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:33 PM (Ho2rs)What? Did someone take another shot at John Paul II again?

Posted by: Warthog at March 14, 2012 12:36 PM (WDySP)

301 The Texas law says the woman doesn't even have to view the sonogram, just have one.

Yeah, the only real change (and based on their outrage, consider how much they were counting on this _not_ happening) in already existing law was that the the mother had to actively refuse to view, or have described, the sonogram.

They were already taking them, and the more reputable (such as they are) abortion doctors were already offering the chance to view them. Now, the mother has to say, "No, I don't want to know," and then has to sign a form saying she said that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:36 PM (8y9MW)

302 289
"In a sign of the nervousness surrounding Mr. Panetta’s trip, the Marines

and other troops who were waiting in a tent for the defense secretary

to speak were abruptly asked by their commander to get up, place their

weapons — M-16 and M-4 automatic rifles and 9-mm pistols — outside the

tent and then return unarmed. The commander, Sgt. Maj. Brandon Hall,

told reporters he was acting on orders from superiors."

Unarmed soldiers, that's brilliant.


Posted by: cherry at March 14, 2012 12:34 PM (OhYCU)



cherry, where did you see that? My son may have been in that tent.

That's just crazy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:37 PM (UOM48)

303 293
i wonder how you said your rosary so fast......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (Ho2rs)
I am a follower of Padre Pio, I pretty much say the rosary all day, through meetings, on the phone, online, I can say it and do other stuff, just like he did. Our Lady asked for the rosary, especially in lent, I try to give her as many as I can.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:37 PM (oZfic)

304
Baby killer flashes his junk.

Posted by: sTevo at March 14, 2012 12:37 PM (FzVlt)

305 261
OMG. I just checked Drudge. Our son's base in A-stan had a car bomb
attack as Leon Panetta was landing. Our boy just returned to base this
morning.

Dear God.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM4


Jane... prayers for your son.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 14, 2012 12:38 PM (DGIjM)

306 Resist We Much

Posted by: Rev. Al at March 14, 2012 12:38 PM (KtT0H)

307 jay

my brother once arrested a man in his car, pants unzipped....a half dead chicken and feathers everywhere .......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:38 PM (Ho2rs)

308 Update from Bill Hemmer on Twitter:

"Update: vehicle reportedly stolen, crashed in a ditch and caught fire"

I think he is referring to the Afghanistan thing but not sure.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:38 PM (P6QsQ)

309 Fucking goat-fucking fucktards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (UOM4


This x10,000, Jane.


Thank God no one appears to have been seriously injured. My prayers are still going their way, however. Not only because of this near-tragedy, but because they're being forced to endure Panetta. I'm sure that's a human rights violation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:38 PM (4df7R)

310 You guys didn't know that "dog-park" = anon butt sex? Yes indeedy.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 12:39 PM (u50z0)

311 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (UOM4

Thank God it was relatively minor then. Sometimes the news stories get it wrong (or omit things they don't think are important), so I hope your son still gets in touch to let you know he's okay.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:39 PM (8y9MW)

312 307 jay my brother once arrested a man in his car, pants unzipped....a half dead chicken and feathers everywhere .......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:38 PM (Ho2rs)



That was my cousin. I told him not to get in the car with that guy, but he just wouldn't listen.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 14, 2012 12:39 PM (v+QvA)

313 cherry, where did you see that? My son may have been in that tent.

That's just crazy.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:37 PM




Yes Jane, I saw that this morning. The Marines were asked to leave and remove their weapons before coming back in.

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:39 PM (P6QsQ)

314 >>>Deleting/altering comments, Ace? Tsk tsk.


Disrupting those whose sole desire is to be disruptive? That's karma.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 12:39 PM (0q2P7)

315 i'm sure you have the stigmata as well......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (Ho2rs)

316 310
You guys didn't know that "dog-park" = anon butt sex? Yes indeedy.


There were a lot of 'dog parks' funded in the Stimulus.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (MMC8r)

317 Thank God it turned out okay, Jane. Send your boy our best wishes.

Posted by: joncelli at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (RD7QR)

318 PG, why are you asking?

Pope Benedict XVI seems to be still hale.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (UVBO7)

319 And I won't tell the story of the park in Boston ..

Yeah, it's everywhere.

Years ago the police conducted a sting at a rest stop here in MN that was apparently known as a pickup spot for gays to have sex. A professor at the local small town university was among those busted.

Believe it or not (or perhaps predictably), the local GLBT community protested that the police were harassing and discriminating against gays.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (SY2Kh)

320 315
i'm sure you have the stigmata as well......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (Ho2rs)
nope but my great grandmother knew padre pio personally so he's sort of the family saint.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (oZfic)

321 Interesting - The theory of six degrees of separation has been shortened to 4.7. Meaning that any other person on the planet is separated by 4.7 acquaintances.

http://scoamf.us/qC

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (amaZR)

322 I am a follower of Padre Pio, I pretty much say the rosary all day, through meetings, on the phone, online, I can say it and do other stuff, just like he did. Our Lady asked for the rosary, especially in lent, I try to give her as many as I can.
Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:37 PM (oZfic)

awesome.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 14, 2012 12:41 PM (DGIjM)

323
Ace has been silent too long.

I fear Long Post is a-comin.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:41 PM (jUytm)

324
Either that or Ace somehow flipped his ewok body on his back and cannot right himself.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:42 PM (jUytm)

325 Jerry Molen and Jane Doh's son are my heros.

Posted by: dananjcon's at March 14, 2012 12:42 PM (8ieXv)

326 'ProtoShark Vs. MegaPython': The Review

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

327 323


Ace has been silent too long.



I fear Long Post is a-comin.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:41 PM (jUytm)

Or a Red Bull-fueled posting barrage like yesterday. I had to choose between working and reading! The nerve!

Posted by: joncelli at March 14, 2012 12:42 PM (RD7QR)

328 A face like that can only be the product of centuries of inbreeding.

Posted by: 01_d!r7y_/b/74rd, 1337 h4x0r at March 14, 2012 12:42 PM (KSjsb)

329
Another treatise on humor, I fear.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:43 PM (jUytm)

330 "Disrupting those whose sole desire is to be disruptive? That's karma."

It's like occupying Occupy Wall Street.

Posted by: Average Joe at March 14, 2012 12:43 PM (RJWcf)

331 What littlekid wouldn't want to see that guy's scrotum?

Posted by: Sad Dad at March 14, 2012 12:43 PM (Rwrs+)

332 Some HR person at PP said "Let's hire the guy who looks like a shaved rat."

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:43 PM (MMC8r)

333
Glad your Marine's okay, Jane. Hang in there. Try to relax. Maybe take your bra off.

We love ya.



Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 12:43 PM (/urwq)

334 Thanks for the prayers, folks.

Just what D'oh Boy needed after a long convoy. A visit from Panetta. At least it wasn't Slow Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:43 PM (UOM48)

335 Ooh, I got it, maybe he was trying to show the kids how to put on a condom.

Posted by: Sad Dad at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (Rwrs+)

336 321 Interesting - The theory of six degrees of separation has been shortened to 4.7. Meaning that any other person on the planet is separated by 4.7 acquaintances.

Posted by: Jimma at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM (amaZR)

I'm uncomfortable with the notion that I am separated from the dickhead SCOAMTOTUS by a mere 4.7 acquaintances. It makes me wonder who that 7/10th of an acquaintance is. Because fuck that guy for not putting in an effort to round up to five.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (4df7R)

337 Update from Afghanistan From Skye News:



http://bit.ly/z332jI

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (P6QsQ)

338
Ace's dissertation on The Gay Jerk From Survivor.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (jUytm)

339 anna

curious.....(ozfic) has a good childhood "friend" that is a priest who told her that the Pope was so distraught over Breitbart's death that he was going to step down...

the same curious who insults everyone in here yet claims to be a "follower" of Padre Pio.....it may want to follow him more closely......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (Ho2rs)

340 I gotta admit, the head spots intrigue me. It's like that's where the evil leaks out.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 12:45 PM (MMC8r)

341 i'm sure you have the stigmata as well......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:40 PM





okay I giggled at that one

Posted by: mama winger at March 14, 2012 12:45 PM (P6QsQ)

342 via Chuck DeVore:

Surprise? #California has more bureaucrats per capita than #Texas but fewer teachers:
http://tinyurl.com/7om7967

Posted by: Y-not at March 14, 2012 12:45 PM (5H6zj)

343 On the Bear Grylls story:

According to his Discovery Channel biography, Grylls lives on a converted barge on the River Thames in London with his wife Shara and their sons Jesse, Marmaduke and Huckleberry.Who names their kids Marmaduke and Huckleberry? Is he a big cartoon fan?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2012 12:46 PM (BiMP/)

344 Holy fuck

Is this going to be the last post on AOSHQ? Not exactly the greatest epitaph.

COB-LOGGERS, ASSEMBLE!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2012 12:46 PM (WdKsY)

345 Either that or Ace somehow flipped his ewok body on his back and cannot right himself.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:42 PM (jUytm)


G-DDAMMIT. I've gone WEEKS without ruining my keyboard. Now the image of a roly-poly ewok flailing his runty arms helplessly in an attempt to regain his footing has put that to an end. At least it was just water this time, not Coke or orange juice. Orange juice stays sticky forever.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:47 PM (4df7R)

346 >>It's fun living in a world where you have to fear being exposed to
raunchy gay sex if you're a man andstop to use a public restroom

The former pastor of my grandfather's church got arrested in a sting of the restroom in the town park. He claims he was out for a jog and had to go. Tore the church apart--people who believed him and people who didn't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 14, 2012 12:47 PM (ZKzrr)

347 Yeah, the Virgin and Padre Pio wanted saying the rosary to be background noise. Curious, it's the meditating on the mysteries that is important not the beads.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 12:47 PM (u50z0)

348 the same curious who insults everyone in here yet claims to be a "follower" of Padre Pio.....it may want to follow him more closely......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (Ho2rs)

That's curious? Ugh.. I fell for it.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 14, 2012 12:48 PM (DGIjM)

349
Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli named their son Wolfgang.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:48 PM (jUytm)

350 Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli named their son Wolfgang.

But do they pronounce it "wolf gang" or "vulf gaang"?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:49 PM (8y9MW)

351 Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:44 PM (Ho2rs)

This is a very serious question. You distort so much of what I say, you can't even read a joke when it is a joke, you are so full of absolute hatred for me an internet poster on a blog, how can you receive Communion on Sunday?

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:49 PM (oZfic)

352 i'm glad it prays if it does....makes it less evil i suppose

when it said it was going to say the rosary...i was hoping for at least a good 15 minutes of it not posting....but it can do so many things at one time...who knew!!!! too bad it can't become less irritating......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:49 PM (Ho2rs)

353 Jesse, Marmaduke and Huckleberry.Who names their kids Marmaduke and Huckleberry? Is he a big cartoon fan?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 14, 2012 12:46 PM (BiMP/)



At least the kids can have awesome nicknames, like "Duke" and "Huck." Just don't ask them for their full names. I'm pretty sure anychildof Bear Grylls' could have you gutted and made into jerky before you had a chance to finish the question.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at March 14, 2012 12:51 PM (4df7R)

354
Why use euphemisms? He was at a playground with his weiner out, whacking off while watching little boys.

Posted by: mike at March 14, 2012 12:51 PM (hPrrZ)

355
I think they pronounce it Woolfie.

The boy has been in the band since 2006 when he was 15yrs old at the time. Wolfgang replaced his uncle Michael on the bass.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:51 PM (jUytm)

356 oh boy...here we go...

Posted by: dananjcon at March 14, 2012 12:51 PM (8ieXv)

357 Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:49 PM (Ho2rs)
I am not an it. You are so vicious, it's actually frightening to a lot of people. A truly Catholic religious person would not be able to be this vicious, you are a hypocrite of the first order.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:52 PM (oZfic)

358
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore gave their kids stupid names, too. One is Scout.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 14, 2012 12:52 PM (jUytm)

359
what I say, you can't even read a joke when it is a joke, you are so full of absolute hatred for me an internet poster on a blog, how can you receive Communion on Sunday?
<<<<

Go fuck yourself, troll. We ALL detest you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (/urwq)

360 PG, anonymous sources from questionable middle-twits.

Padre Pio is very much loved in southern Italy. I was a couple times close by where Padre Pio had resided. My Dad wanted me to go visit. Well there were three little Fiat station wagons for us USAF type to sign out. And no one ever wanted to go there besides me. So never got the chance. Instead I got a chance to tour some of the Vatican hoping that would get some points with Dad. Nope, to this day he mutters about me not going over to see Padre Pio. LOL

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (UVBO7)

361 I heard a C-5 followed Panetta out there carrying depends.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (Qxdfp)

362 settle down cat piss......your claws are coming out....it doesn't take much.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (Ho2rs)

363 Apropos of nothing: "a lot of people" now seems to mean one. Who knew?

Waiter... new thread please?
Waiter?
Waiter?

D*mn. Where'd he go?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (8y9MW)

364 Our site pest is in high dudgeon I see.

Posted by: toby928© at March 14, 2012 12:54 PM (GTbGH)

365 phoenixgirl, person with a closet bigger than my apartment, you dont' have to answer my question, it's rhetorical, meant to make you think during this lenten season.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:54 PM (oZfic)

366 nood

Posted by: MikeTheMoose finally remembers why he's here at March 14, 2012 12:54 PM (0q2P7)

367 "This was Lubbock. There ain't no fucking trees."

A valid point. Only thing missing was you taking off your reading glasses in a very serious manner.

Posted by: reason at March 14, 2012 12:56 PM (V40IZ)

368 Go fuck yourself, troll. We ALL detest you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (/urwq)
That's right, bring out the hate. Aren't you a big romney supporter, well there you go, like and kind.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:56 PM (oZfic)

369 SO MORE HATE CRIMES AND OPPRESSION OF THE DIFFERENTLY SEXUALIZED?!!

Posted by: KayInMaine at March 14, 2012 12:56 PM (/Aauo)

370 Phxgirl, please tell me you're kidding about shit-for-brains and her Pope/Breitbart/friend story. I don't think I can read a blog with that much stupid lurking around every corner waiting to expose itself.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 14, 2012 12:57 PM (hiMsy)

371 jealous of my closet(s) still curious? .....the sermon on sunday was covet not thy neighbors goods.......stop envying my closet.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:57 PM (Ho2rs)

372 .... what did I wander into...

If I wanted genocidal crossfire I would go back to Bosnia....

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 12:58 PM (UVBO7)

373 Fr. John Hollowell blog for those so inclined: http://tinyurl.com/878q27o

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:59 PM (oZfic)

374 If the story is correct, the vehicle/device was on the runway. Seems to imply only the occupant was harmed, possibly less-than-lethally.

Prayers regardless. It's a nasty neighborhood and only getting worse.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at March 14, 2012 12:59 PM (GBXon)

375 lincolntf

it said it.....and defended it's stupid statement by throwing in the priest friend as the one who told it.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:59 PM (Ho2rs)

376
That's right, bring out the hate. Aren't you a big romney supporter, well there you go, like and kind.<<<<

Wrong, you stupid twat. Wrong. Fuck off.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 01:00 PM (/urwq)

377 371
jealous of my closet(s) still curious? .....the sermon on sunday was
covet not thy neighbors goods.......stop envying my closet.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 12:57 PM (Ho2rs)
op please, you were the one who brought up how your closet in your phoenix mansion is bigger than my apartment. Dear God, I would never covet my neighbor's goods and I would never want to be you, I'm happy.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 01:00 PM (oZfic)

378 Maybe he was just Really Really happy the 1st time the Cialis kicked in.

Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2012 01:00 PM (Vc/m8)

379 368
Go fuck yourself, troll. We ALL detest you.



Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2012 12:53 PM (/urwq)
That's right, bring out the hate. Aren't you a big romney supporter, well there you go, like and kind.


Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:56 PM (oZfic)

Meh. weak trolling. Come back when you're ready to put some effort into it.

Posted by: akornzombie at March 14, 2012 01:01 PM (RDTop)

380 365 phoenixgirl, person with a closet bigger than my apartment, you dont' have to answer my question, it's rhetorical, meant to make you think during this lenten season.
Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 12:54 PM (oZfic)

Phoenix girl.. good for you for a big closet!!
Hard work and good ethics will get you that!

You go girl!

Curious.. you are a loser and will always be one.. unlike Phoenixgirl who is loved and respected.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 14, 2012 01:02 PM (DGIjM)

381 you bring up my closets every time you have a melt down little twit.....you are so predictable and apparently envious.........don't let me interrupt your perpetual praying.....carry on.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 14, 2012 01:03 PM (Ho2rs)

382 Really curious, it's the constant lying that you do that is so irritating. You are not liked for a plethora of reasons and yet you continue to bait people into telling you to go away. You are an occasion of sin and should be deeply ashamed to cause otherwise good people to react to your incessant goading. If you stopped the constant lying and cleaned up your other issues then you wouldn't piss everyone off so much.

Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 01:03 PM (u50z0)

383 Personally, I find it more interesting that the troops that would have seen Panetta were ordered to disarm before doing so.

Sounds like someone's starting to get nervous...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at March 14, 2012 01:03 PM (GBXon)

384 Okay. New thread. This one's stunk up.

Posted by: nickless at March 14, 2012 01:03 PM (MMC8r)

385 Great pic @jawa. I was wondering how a troop could wear his Redskins PJs on patrol though?


Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2012 01:04 PM (Vc/m8)

386 dagny, perhaps the reason they want others to sin is to have company when they are forever cut off from the love of our Creator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2012 01:04 PM (UVBO7)

387 Oh Kay , It's so nice to hear from you again.


I want you . I've always wanted you , but you never call anymore . No letters , nothing .

Was it something I said ?
Perhaps when I let slip that you're a bitter man hating wanna' be dyke without the courage to actually kiss the taco .
It was just my tourettes acting up .
Forgive me .
I love you .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 14, 2012 01:08 PM (Jp1VY)

388 He's a Greenie, too. He rides a velocipedo to and fro.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 14, 2012 01:19 PM (0AClR)

389 The former pastor of my grandfather's church got arrested in a sting of the restroom in the town park. He claims he was out for a jog and had to go. Tore the church apart--people who believed him and people who didn't.
My Dad was a police cadet in California many years ago. He told me the police who did similar "stings" used to use a can of spray paint to mark the men's area of junction. So the scenario is two guys are in a stall, police with spray can in hand shove open the door and spray the men's meeting point. So one guy has green spray on his bum, and the other has a partially sprayed root, with the part that was inside masked off. I think that method is much more definitive than simply having the police officer testify that two men were in a stall together, which leaves room for doubt. Either that or a jumpy video where all you see is a flurry of activity.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2012 01:34 PM (gyQY/)

390 Jane, there must be a leak at top levels.

Posted by: madamex at March 14, 2012 01:46 PM (5+Fw+)

391 382
Really curious, it's the constant lying that you do that is so
irritating. You are not liked for a plethora of reasons and yet you
continue to bait people into telling you to go away. You are an occasion
of sin and should be deeply ashamed to cause otherwise good people to
react to your incessant goading. If you stopped the constant lying and
cleaned up your other issues then you wouldn't piss everyone off so
much.


Posted by: dagny at March 14, 2012 01:03 PM (u50z0)
Are you seriously saying that? Let me tell you, prove what I've said on this blog is lying, prove it. You don't know who I am and what I do, prove I've lied, ever at all. Maybe you want to assume I've lied cause you can then justify your hatred.

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 01:56 PM (oZfic)

392 This seems appropriately placed here, in this thread:

"Weed out the morally
bankrupt people, no matter how much money they make for the firm. And
get the culture right again, so people want to work here for the right
reasons. People who care only about making money will not sustain this
firm — or the trust of its clients — for very much longer." http://tinyurl.com/84gqru3

For those still not understanding why romney isn't gaining steam, why Santorum and Gingrich are still in the race, maybe you should read the entire letter, it's well worth your time.

via zero hedge http://tinyurl.com/87o2eqy

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 02:10 PM (oZfic)

393 i live 2 blks form this place PP I see this fucker all the time in the alley while Iam walking the dogs......Ill keep my puppy awsy from this pervert

Posted by: jerrytombs at March 14, 2012 02:25 PM (PLlcr)

394 I am betting Crack head or Meth head.

You don't get that thin sucking the blood of dead fetuses.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at March 14, 2012 02:27 PM (hXJOG)

395 Innocent or guilty? You make the call:



Absolutely, 100%, not guilty.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at March 14, 2012 02:27 PM (ykSKg)

396 Happiness is Lubbock, Texas in my rearview mirror...

Posted by: Mac Davis at March 14, 2012 02:30 PM (EN3UW)

397 Fucking goat-fucking fucktards.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2012 12:35 PM (UOM4

They've gone to goats?

Pray God, I am free. Free at last!

Posted by: The Chicken at March 14, 2012 02:32 PM (hXJOG)

398 I thought legal abortion was supposed to do away with back alley pervs. No?

Posted by: PJ at March 14, 2012 02:58 PM (DQHjw)

399 The police acted stupidly. Now let's get Tony here fora rear summit . . .
er,
uhm,
ah,
I meant "Beer" summit. . . .

Posted by: Barrack Hussein Obama at March 14, 2012 03:07 PM (N05oL)

400
Guilty X 12
Get a rope.

Posted by: 12 Men Good & True at March 14, 2012 03:14 PM (q+ky+)

401
It's Lubbock. You get to know both bars real good.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at March 14, 2012 03:53 PM (1hM1d)

402 "VIDEO: Indiana Priest Speaks out on War Against Religious Liberty"
"It’s a rare moment indeed when Catholic priests speak from the pulpit on

political issues, but across the country, pastors and bishops are

taking a stand in opposition to Obamacare’s attack on religious

liberties." http://tinyurl.com/7lv5g8q"

Cliff Kincaid: Maryland
priest Father Larry Swink "nails" Obama in Sunday homily"
http://tinyurl.com/6rwbdxp

Posted by: wondering at March 14, 2012 04:00 PM (oZfic)

403 Bob Caldwell, 63, editor of The Oregonian’s editorial pages for over 20 years, succumbed to cardiac arrest following a “sex act” with a 23-year-old woman in her Tigard, Ore. apartment Saturday.
The Portland Community College student told police that she began an affair with Caldwell over a year ago, and that he would give her money to buy school books in exchange for sex, The Oregonian reported.

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller at March 14, 2012 05:24 PM (SWgny)

404 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 14, 2012 07:03 PM (7W3wI)

405 Oh be fair. Everyone here has had trouble with a zipper at one time or another.

Posted by: Rich K at March 14, 2012 08:20 PM (X4l3T)

406 No molestasche? NOT GUILTY

Posted by: acme bastard at March 15, 2012 12:18 AM (q9Ed0)






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