Overnight Open Thread

Ah, the Green Navy. It just does not make sense to me how we're going about this or even why the Navy is involved. DoD And Navy Persist With Bio-fuels, Like It Or Not.

Whatever the ultimate source of the recent pushback to the Navy Department’s alternative energy plans, it apparently is not working. The service announced Friday that it undertook its latest test with biofuels at sea, this time aboard the frigate USS Ford. The Ford sailed down to San Diego from its homeport in Everett, Wash. on a 50–50 blend of biofuel and marine diesel, and the ship’s main engines drank it down just fine.
The announcement did not say how much the Navy paid for the biofuel the Ford burned, but at, let’s say, $16 per gallon times half the 25,000 gallons, that’s about $200,000 for just the biofuel in this test. Compare that to roughly $75,000 for a load of standard marine diesel, and you can see where the cost argument comes from.

Mabus and other alternative fuel boosters acknowledge upfront the service is paying a lot more than it would for traditional petroleum, but that’s the point: The Navy has to help fuel-makers cover their research and it has to create a market and economies of scale that could one day make biofuel competitive. Even if biofuel does not cost the same as oil, Mabus has said, it could still be a better deal for the Navy because it would be immune from the price shocks that can hit the standard energy market.


It's all just BS. Pay a whole lot more for something that is much harder to get access to due to limited resupply points and its rarity in the global market. Not to mention it's many times more expensive in an era of DoD budget cuts. The Navy shouldn't be "helping the fuel-makers cover their research, create the bio-fuel market" etc. They should be focusing on readiness, training and maintenance. This news does not help the green cause either. Amyris Gives Up Making Biofuels.
This is a common theme for advanced biofuels companies. Range Fuels, one of the first of the current crop of companies, recently went out of business. Others are giving up on making biofuels too, also hoping to break into markets for higher value chemicals.

Movie Title Translations

This is a pretty funny list. I guess sometimes a basic movie title like Die Hard does not translate well overseas so they rename it to something like Jungla de Cristal which is Crystal Jungle in Spanish. More here at Funny Foreign Film Titles. I'm sure we could come up with some more than this.

Batman and Robin. "Come to My Cave and Wear this Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy" (Hong Kong)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Also known as "The Spy Who Spermed Me" in Norway. Apparently "sperming" is just slang for the same thing, but it sounds so much more technical when retranslated into English that it's unappealing. But hey, whatever makes those Norwegian's randy baby, yeah!

Barb Wire. "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You" (Hong Kong).

Leadership Lessons From James T. Kirk

You had to know this was coming after seeing 5 Leadership Mistakes Of The Galactic Empire. Take a look at the list of 5 Leadership Lessons From Captain Kirk. Do note that SCOAMF seems to be ignoring lesson #2. And #3 (unlike Kirk, SCOAMF leads from behind). And #4. Mr. Don't Call My Bluff can't play poker let alone chess.

2. Have Advisors With Different Worldviews

Organizations that allow for differences of opinion are better at developing innovation, better at solving problems, and better at avoiding groupthink. We all need a McCoy and a Spock in our lives and organizations.

Kitteh Video

Agh. The cuteness. It hurts.

Broisery & Mantyhose

No, no, no. Any of you morons even THINK of wearing this stuff will result in a permanent revocation of your man card. Brosiery And Mantyhose Take Off As Men Seek Warmth, Comfort,...And Fashion Statement Of Patterned Tights.

Creepy Spider Story

This might freak a few of you out. Massive Spiderwebs Engulf Australian Town As Arachnids Escape Floods. Those bastards. Went after the dog too. Nuke it from orbit?

When You Can't Remember A Song

You ever get those moments when you are trying to remember a song or figure out one you heard on the radio? Well, it seems it just got a bit easier with today's technology to figure it out. Identify The Song Stuck In Your Head.

Where Some Cartoon Character Names Originated

How many of you knew that Scooby-Doo came to be thanks to Frank Sinatra? How Scooby-Doo And 9 Other Cartoon Character's Got Their Names.

Have you ever listened to Frank Sinatra’s “Strangers in the Night” and childishly giggled to yourself, “Ruh-roh, he just sang, ‘Scooby-Dooby-Doo’”? If so, you might find it reassuring to know that Ol’ Blue Eyes is indeed the inspiration behind our favorite crime-solving Great Dane’s name.

Fred Silverman, a CBS executive in charge of children’s programing, was intrigued by Sinatra’s scatting and subsequently named the pup “Scooby-Doo” in 1969. Mystery solved.

SCOAMF Supporter Video Highlights

You just have to know these folks are SCOAMF's base.

Jake Lloyd

Ah poor Jake Lloyd. Blaming Lucas For His Crappy Acting. Ironic that Jake in real life is as whiny as Anakin was in Phantom Menace.

Kitteh Facts

How's your kitteh knowledge? 13 Things You Didn't Know About Cats.

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Comments

1 first?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 10, 2012 09:50 PM (xm1A1)

2 Hi Andrew!

Posted by: Mark formerly in Spokane,now in Sandy Ut at March 10, 2012 09:50 PM (8ac7j)

3 wow

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 10, 2012 09:50 PM (xm1A1)

4 I had an epiphany!

You know why Prof. Bell hated Jews?

The Ten Commandments.

You know, they are so RACIST.

He wanted to be free to kill his neighbor and take his wife and his goods.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 09:51 PM (O3R/2)

5 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 10, 2012 09:51 PM (xm1A1)

6
Yay, overnight thread and I'm half fucked up. Will see if I can embarass myself by 5AM

Posted by: Jimmah at March 10, 2012 09:51 PM (sv7B2)

7 I notice that the particularly apt, but nothing like the originals, seem to all come from Hong Kong.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 09:52 PM (N5/RR)

8 Just watched "Drive"

Blanche was played by Christine Hendricks? Holy moly.

That's like Charlene Theron playing that hooker in "Monster"

She played the role of the girl who gets her brains splattered well.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 09:54 PM (O3R/2)

9 Can you feel the love?

http://tinyurl.com/6v9ovlo

Politico: "A Clinton-Obama love fest at State"

Posted by: momma at March 10, 2012 09:54 PM (oKsWl)

10 When You Can't Remember A Song


--Sweet!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 09:55 PM (ykSKg)

11 Obama loves Bell who loves Farrakhan. Who would have guessed it?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 09:55 PM (O3R/2)

12 Because we do not care about our own defense anymore. That's how.

Posted by: dogfish at March 10, 2012 09:55 PM (N2yhW)

13 I'll take lessons from Captain Sisko.

For example, it is perfectly acceptable to create fake documents and kill a foreign Senator to trick another planet into a war.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 09:56 PM (XTnhs)

14 I can believe Jake Lloyd. George Lucas has managed to turn me off of Star Wars as well.

Posted by: Alex at March 10, 2012 09:56 PM (XzxB+)

15 Those men's hose are revolting. It also looks like the female model is taller than the guy, which wouldn't be horrible normaly but combined with the tights screams ineffectual wimp.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 09:56 PM (N5/RR)

16 Fred Silverman, a CBS executive in charge of children’s programing, was intrigued by Sinatra’s scatting and subsequently named the pup “Scooby-Doo” in 1969. Mystery solved.

Fred Silverman later became president of NBC and was responsible for a whole pile of blockbuster hit shows on that network such as Supertrain and Pink Lady and Jeff.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 10, 2012 09:56 PM (xm1A1)

17 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2012 09:57 PM (JMmQ9)

18 >>>it could still be a better deal for the Navy because it would be immune from the price shocks that can hit the standard energy market.

Somebody seriously thought this was a logical statement? Not only is this blend inherently more expensive than 100% marine diesel, the mix is still comprised of 50% marine diesel and thus is NOT immune from direct oil price shocks.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 09:57 PM (UR5vq)

19 OK, I'll ask here, because somehow I managed to make the final post on the previous thread before the overnight thread went up.

SoS Question:

Maybe my reading comprehension skills could use some work, but what was "the email I had sent regarding the Che incident to the group"?

That seems, to me, to be the first mention of it in the recap. What, exactly, was it?

Posted by: Michael at March 10, 2012 09:58 PM (2fJD1)

20 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 10, 2012 09:56 PM (xm1A1)

Since I'm not familiar with those shows I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Or is the fact I've never heard of them the answer to my question?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 09:58 PM (N5/RR)

21 "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You"

On the other hand, they can also offer excellent hearing protection, though you have to be cautious about the associated danger of suffocation.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 09:58 PM (niZvt)

22 Hey, my belly may be big, but a few years ago my daughter made the comment : "Dad, your legs are really buff."

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 09:59 PM (O3R/2)

23 Good research on Winnie the Pooh.

Shout out to Winnipeg!

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 09:59 PM (ykSKg)

24 You know some of the current "fashion" trends for men make me very glad I'm a cranky single middle aged woman because I am certain I will never have to encounter some hipster douchebag in mantyhose in any social encounter.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 10, 2012 10:00 PM (RZ8pf)

25 CDR, the Kirk vid is fluked in Google Chrome.

Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2012 10:00 PM (+MbqG)

26 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2012 10:01 PM (7W3wI)

27 There is a Kirk vid?

Posted by: CDR M at March 10, 2012 10:02 PM (QaYwz)

28 Posted by: Michael at March 10, 2012 09:58 PM (2fJD1)

Post 777 from last night's ONT has the whole story from the beginning.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:02 PM (N5/RR)

29 Anakin actor says Phantom Menace made his life a 'living hell'

Oh yeah?

I couldn't sleep for weeks after I first saw Phantom Menace. Just thinking how bad the next one would be did that.

Screw you, kid!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:02 PM (niZvt)

30 I asked the same question. He replied that Che-Boy's supervisor had sent an email out stating that Che T-Shirts were not longer permitted and blaming the unnamed but certainly recognized SoS for COMPLAINING TO HR . SoS replied, stating that he has not complained to HR.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:02 PM (O3R/2)

31 How sad is this, in an MMOG I play some nitwit reported me for violating the terms of service by discussing politics because I responded to some sneer about Googling Santorum or George Bush that Googling Obama will bring up "stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure".

Shut up they explained!

Fine for the boot lickers to demean their boyfriend's enemies and have open discussions of how wonderful he is in every format and occurrence i life, but speak ill of his majesty and oh you need to be silenced. Apparently it is fine to violating the 'no harassment' terms of service if you are harassing people over 'violating' rules they themselves have already violated in the name of his majesty. Typical Alinksy punks. Pretty funny how've they become so thinned skinned and petty to the point of attacking in the slightest hint of criticism of Dear Lear in any forum.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 10:03 PM (ijjAe)

32

Ah son-of-a-bitch, I just shot myself!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 10, 2012 10:03 PM (TkGkA)

33 Ugh. Thanks for the ONT CDR M but now I have to scroll past that horrible hosiery picture everytime I post. Blegh, blegh, blegh

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:04 PM (N5/RR)

34 The Phantom Menace was crap. Just spend and hour (well worth it btw) at redlettermedia.com.

Akakin actor should blame his agent.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:05 PM (O3R/2)

35 27 There is a Kirk vid?
Posted by: CDR M at March 10, 2012 10:02 PM (QaYwz)


Wouldn't you rather check out "Bikini Soccer" on Youtube?

You're welcome.


Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:05 PM (niZvt)

36 hey, anyone hear anything about how the ny/nj moron meetup went?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

37 Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:02 PM (O3R/2)

It wasn't in the 777 post? In that case, my apologies as I hadn't read the post carefully.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:06 PM (N5/RR)

38 33 Ugh. Thanks for the ONT CDR M but now I have to scroll past that horrible hosiery picture everytime I post. Blegh, blegh, blegh
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:04 PM (N5/RR)


They can actually keep you quite warm during a harsh winter... though I can personally testify that trying to find a pair with three legs is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:07 PM (niZvt)

39 The kittehs are sooooo adorable.


The mantyhose is beyond creepy.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:08 PM (BETpH)

40 36 hey, anyone hear anything about how the ny/nj moron meetup went?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:06 PM (Z9EHQ)


I didn't have the gumption to go. No way I was going to walk up to strangers and ask them, "Excuse me, sir... are YOU Charlie Brown's dildo?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:08 PM (niZvt)

41 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:07 PM (niZvt)

Lol. They may be warm for all I know but that model must have either no self-respect or a drug habit to fund to agree to wearing those particular ones.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:08 PM (N5/RR)

42 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:08 PM (niZvt)

That might have been a little awkward.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:09 PM (N5/RR)

43 #41, there's a reason why their faces were omitted from the product views.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 10:09 PM (ijjAe)

44 There's nothing wrong with those mantyhose.

Nothing wrong whatsoever.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at March 10, 2012 10:10 PM (ykSKg)

45 It wasn't in the 777 post. He was online earlier answering questions. Filling in the gaps. I also asked if "Twilight Fan" was still wearing the red w/ green speckles nail polish to work. He hadn't been paying attention. I cannot blame him with all the other stuff going on.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:10 PM (O3R/2)

46
I didn't have the gumption to go. No way I was going to walk up to strangers and ask them, "Excuse me, sir... are YOU Charlie Brown's dildo?
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:08 PM (niZvt)

in hoboken that will get you a drink and a reach around.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

47 Plus, if any of you 'rons are considering the mantyhose, please remember to remove ALL leg hair before smoothing them on . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:10 PM (BETpH)

48 Did someone mention me . . . ?


Posted by: SUPERTRAIN! at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (mTvhx)

49 Uh, well, maybe not a video, but some picture that was above the Kirk link is busted in Chrome. I guess I just assumed the video part.

Posted by: joncelli at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (+MbqG)

50 How do, y'all?

I missed having my Moron Horde to commiserate with during the last few Weeks of Horror.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (SsG4J)

51 I suppose the che guy wears mantyhose. and the guys in hoboken.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (Z9EHQ)

52 I'm beginning to hate cats. Howthehell are you supposed to figure out what's wrong with them? We adopted four strays last year...long story you don't need to hear...and one of them has been limping for the last eight days. Took him to the vet. Vet couldn't see anything to cause the limping...nothing in the paw, no palpable breaks. She put him on steroids. No improvement. The big damn galoot (sixteen pounds) doesn't complain, isn't licking the foot and seems fine otherwise. But he's motivating on three legs.

WTF?

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (gre5a)

53 Mantyhose: For gay guys over the age of 40. See: Rock Hudson, Monty Clift, etc.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:12 PM (O3R/2)

54 Miss Tammy!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

55 Joncelli, I see what you mean now on the Kirk pic as it does not show on my Xoom.

Posted by: CDR M at March 10, 2012 10:13 PM (QaYwz)

56 Posted by: SUPERTRAIN!

Knight Boat!

Posted by: toby928© at March 10, 2012 10:13 PM (GTbGH)

57 Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:10 PM (O3R/2)

Ah. My apologies on that. I don't think he's answered anyone regarding the color of Twilight fan's nailpolish.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:13 PM (N5/RR)

58 WTF?


Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (gre5a)
That really is weird, creeper.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:13 PM (BETpH)

59 Tammy!!! We missed you, too. How are you?

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:14 PM (BETpH)

60 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:11 PM (SsG4J)

*bounces in chair* Miss Tammy, Miss Tammy, Hiiii Miss Tammy!

You've been missed. Can you tell?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:15 PM (N5/RR)

61 Yeah, Peaches. Sweetest cat you'd ever hope to meet and it's driving us crazy watching him limp around.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:15 PM (gre5a)

62 I have known some guys that will wear nylons when they are skiing in colder climes as an additional layer of insulation. it does make some sense since the fabric would wick moisture away from the skin and they are about as thin as you can get, however, there is the whole mancard thing and I would rather have as slightly thicker pair of long underwear and a man card instead of having to leave the mancard in the room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

63 hi all

It's all just BS.

It is all just BS, making the Navy overpay for biofuel is a stealth subsidy/kickback to the green ecotards

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:16 PM (7FadD)

64 You planning on spending that $25,000,000?

Posted by: Peyton Manning at March 10, 2012 10:17 PM (ykSKg)

65 Cats? Holy crap. We adopted the neighbor's (She had it all of 2 days before it showed up here). She likes us more. Neighbor wanted an "indoor" cat. She is more "indoor/outdoor". This fluuzy was already knocked-up before we met her. Her abdomen is twice the original size. (Yes, I like feeling out my cat.) Started spotting the carpet today. Got an appointment to be spay on Thursday. I hope the kittehs don't arrive before then.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:17 PM (O3R/2)

66 Gee whiz, Tammy. I thought you'd abandoned the site. So good to see you again.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:18 PM (gre5a)

67 Yay, overnight thread and I'm half fucked up.





Slacker.

'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2012 10:18 PM (NjFo4)

68 64
You planning on spending that $25,000,000?



Posted by: Peyton Manning



You planning on spending that $25,000,000,000?

Posted by: King Barry XV at March 10, 2012 10:18 PM (ykSKg)

69 It is all just BS, making the Navy overpay for biofuel is a stealth subsidy/kickback to the green ecotards
Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:16 PM (7FadD)

I am kind of ambivalent about the whole thing. I am not sure if I like my corruption in my face or stealthy; fluke you or shhh do not let him know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

70 The Chinese want to Cyber with US, but not in a "good" way:

Report: U.S. forces vulnerable to Chinese cyberattack

http://tinyurl.com/86zagcc

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 10:19 PM (UR5vq)

71 "Maybe my reading comprehension skills could use some work, but what was
"the email I had sent regarding the Che incident to the group"?"

Lol.. apologies, I compiled that posting from a lot of separate posts so I might have missed something, I'll go back through just to be sure. There were actually three emails that went out to my entire group about the Che incident.

The first came from che-boy's supervisor, it was the one in which he basically said that it was my fault that they couldn't wear those kinds of shirts to work anymore because I whined to HR. There was my response to that email, in which I set the record straight that I wasn't the one that got HR involved, he was.

Then there was one final email - which is still something of a mystery, that copied all of the death threat emails I received and my mocking request to HR about what constituted a "credible" death threat. It was sent from the HR general email account to my entire group, and to the Managing Director, and that's what prompted her involvement.

Hopefully that clears that part up at any rate. Ok, gotta go, were pulling into the restaurant parking lot. You know I've owned this car for over 20 years and this is the first time I've ever ridden in the passenger seat?

Lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 10:20 PM (R5yLq)

72 You want to know why the Navy is doing stupid things?
Because the military-industrial complex was crony capitalism all the way back to Six Frigates, bizatches.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at March 10, 2012 10:20 PM (+nCNS)

73 Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:16 PM (7FadD)

Yep. It seems like, whenever one of these new plans comes around, it's really important to start asking which of SCOAMF's friends is going to make money off of it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:20 PM (N5/RR)

74 Great ONT as usual CDR M

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:21 PM (7FadD)

75 Hi Tammy! sounds like trip didn't go so well?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:21 PM (7FadD)

76 It is all just BS, making the Navy overpay for biofuel is a stealth subsidy/kickback to the green ecotards




If it was economically viable, Halliburton would be producing biodiesel by the truckload.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2012 10:22 PM (NjFo4)

77 Ok, gotta go, were pulling into the restaurant
parking lot. You know I've owned this car for over 20 years and this is
the first time I've ever ridden in the passenger seat?

Lol..


Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 10:20 PM (R5yLq)





I love it....only a true Moron would post while riding in a car!

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2012 10:22 PM (X6akg)

78 #73 funny how when the left was all Cheney-Haliburton!!111 and everything was tied to the admin being corrupt and profiteering and now that it is happening for real under Obama *crickets* without the slightest hint of curiosity.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 10:23 PM (ijjAe)

79 'Night, all. I'm turning in early so I can get up before dawn and do some aurora-spotting.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 10, 2012 10:23 PM (mTvhx)

80 70 The Chinese want to Cyber with US, but not in a "good" way:

Report: U.S. forces vulnerable to Chinese cyberattack

http://tinyurl.com/86zagcc
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 10:19 PM (UR5vq)

sooner or later something really bad is going to happen and then we are going to have a talk with the sinophiles in cia and state. I think we would all be better served if the word treason was tossed around a little to keep everyone on the same page.

did you read about the coin that was issued after cia issued its 2007 nie on iran and their nuclear program and intentions?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

81 oh and it just dawned on me, so the current advertising slogan for the Navy is "A Global Force for Good", and so when I see the ad I think "WTF, how did THAT slogan get by the liberal dipshits in charge now, they all think the Navy oppresses brown people", but now it all makes sense - they mean that "Global Force for Good" is because they use biofuels!

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:24 PM (7FadD)

82 SoS, we love you. Hey! How about those Bears?


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:24 PM (O3R/2)

83 Oh geez, Jimbo. You're singin' my song. Our four were being fed by the neighbor, who really isn't a cat person but felt sorry for them. The female was churning out kittens like a factory. We had nine of them taken off the social list, with neighbor's permission, and then they started moving in here. They're great cats and doing their level best to make themselves worth our time and effort but I gotta admit life was a lot easier when we weren't worried about four felines.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:24 PM (gre5a)

84 Hello, my pretties! You didn't miss me half as much as I missed you!

I am trying to deal with grief over the death in my family while seething in anger for my country. I am in a dangerous mood, and I want to channel it for good.

We need to get organized. We, as in Morons.

There is much potential going to waste here.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:24 PM (SsG4J)

85 Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 10:23 PM (ijjAe)

I guess it goes to show the real motive behind all the wailing and hand-wringing.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:24 PM (N5/RR)

86 Show us your boobies!

http://is.gd/BFo30e

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 10, 2012 10:25 PM (0xqzf)

87 Speaking of the Chinese, why on Earth do we give them student and work visas?


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:25 PM (O3R/2)

88 That dude wearing the Mantyhose is obviously a Dallas Cowboys fan. Just sayin'.....

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 10:26 PM (/izg2)

89 SOS, has Wolverine assumed the duties of chauffeur in addition to those of bodyguard?

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:26 PM (gre5a)

90 Posted by: Trimegistus at March 10, 2012 10:23 PM (mTvhx)

Night. If you see any aurora please describe it tomorrow to those of us not fortunate enough to live some place it's visible.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:26 PM (N5/RR)

91 87
Speaking of the Chinese, why on Earth do we give them student and work visas?


well, for starters, there aren't enough domestic students interested in science to fill all the grad school slots and therefore serve as TA's for all the intro science classes

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:27 PM (7FadD)

92 And plus I is addicted to them Twitterish thingees.

And y'all are making me want another kitteh in the worst way! Can't have pets here, though.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:27 PM (SsG4J)

93 There is much potential going to waste here.

what, did someone spill the Val-U-Rite again?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:27 PM (7FadD)

94 Harrrrrumph!

How's everyone tonight? Don't forget to set your clocks ahead tonight! Do it now, while you're still relatively sober, like I just did!

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 10:28 PM (4/NHF)

95 We need to get organized. We, as in Morons.



Well, there was the HordePAC idea. Which petered out when we started arguing about the T-Shirts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2012 10:28 PM (NjFo4)

96 Show us your boobies!



Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX





That's just mean! Where's my eye/brain-bleach???

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 10:28 PM (/izg2)

97 My son said 'I won'. Deal with it bitches.

Posted by: Barry's Drunk Dad at March 10, 2012 10:28 PM (DATOZ)

98 >>>>We need to get organized. We, as in Morons. Bwahaha thread winnah

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (SMqnS)

99 evening all. Just got back from the Moron meet up in Hoboken NJ. A great success as no one got drop dead drunk or arrested, at least that I am aware of

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (eCnLg)

100 Final whine from me tonight (I hope)

I effing HATE Daylight Savings Time.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

101 Theresa @94 "Do it now, while you're still relatively sober"

Too late. Bottle of wine is empty. Clocks? What clocks?

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (gre5a)

102 A great success as no one got drop dead drunk or arrested, at least that I am aware of

Sounds more like an epic fail??!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:30 PM (SsG4J)

103 >>>did you read about the coin that was issued after cia issued its 2007 nie on iran and their nuclear program and intentions?

No, I didn't, but anybody with a functioning brain who read that report knew that its main intent was to cripple Bush politically so that he couldn't take any action against Iran even if he wanted to.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 10:30 PM (UR5vq)

104 So, back when the Chinese got into that tussle with the surveillance aircraft, and there was a collision which resulted in the Chinese fighter pilot going down and the American craft having to land. I was working with a Chinese gal. A really bright gal. Holy FUCKING SHIT! She was in favor of the Chinese position. I tried to point out that the American plane was in international waters. She didn't care.

Why do we let these people in?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:30 PM (O3R/2)

105 Which petered out when we started arguing about the T-Shirts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2012 10:28 PM (NjFo4)

I have the feeling that somewhere in there is the meaning of being a member of the horde.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:30 PM (N5/RR)

106 Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (eCnLg)

How many were there?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:32 PM (N5/RR)

107 92
And plus I is addicted to them Twitterish thingees.

And y'all are making me want another kitteh in the worst way! Can't have pets here, though.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:27 PM (SsG4J)


--Twitter is ghey.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:32 PM (ykSKg)

108 I effing HATE Daylight Savings Time.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)



Heh I was all ready for it to go into effect today before I realized I was a freakin' moron and didn't know what day it was. Got me an extra hour of sleep this morning!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 10:32 PM (/izg2)

109 A great success as no one got drop dead drunk or arrested, at least that I am aware of

Sounds more like an epic fail??!!!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:30 PM (SsG4J)

Did I leave out the group sex in the patio area?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (eCnLg)

110 Movie Title Translations

I was just watching that movie about the bus that had to keep going fast.

I think the title meant "The Bus That Had To Keep Going Fast"

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

111 Well, there was the HordePAC idea. Which petered out when we started arguing about the T-Shirts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2012 10:28 PM (NjFo4)

I do not think the money thing is the greatest advantage that the horde has to offer. I would argue that research and messaging - crafting or propagating - would be our strongest suits. We clearly have a bunch of people that like to know stuff, babble about it, have computers, access to all of the internets, and are inclined to follow current events. oh yeah we are all propaganda resistant or propaganda proof or we would be watching television or hitting the like or +1 buttons at kos. the downside of course is that herding morons is likely an order of magnitude more complicated than herding cats.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

112 Gimme DST any day. NWS says 72 on Monday. I'm launching my boat and I won't be back till dark...or till the worms run out. With luck the poor guy I live with will have had a couple of hot dogs and be bedded down on the couch by then and I'll get out of cooking dinner.

Anchors aweigh!

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (gre5a)

113 How many were there?
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:32 PM (N5/RR)
15-20 I am guessing.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (eCnLg)

114 Tammy!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (kaalw)

115 100
Final whine from me tonight (I hope)

I effing HATE Daylight Savings Time.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

--Me too. I wish enough states/provinces would just rebel against it enough that it goes to the dustbin of history.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:34 PM (ykSKg)

116 extra hour? You are a moron. You lose an hour.

I actually LOVE daylight savings time. I just wish we would never go back to standard time.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:34 PM (O3R/2)

117 62
I have known some guys that will wear nylons when they are skiing in
colder climes as an additional layer of insulation. it does make some
sense since the fabric would wick moisture away from the skin and they
are about as thin as you can get, however, there is the whole mancard
thing and I would rather have as slightly thicker pair of long underwear
and a man card instead of having to leave the mancard in the room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:15 PM (Z9EHQ)


They're also recommended under wetsuits for SCUBA.....where, thankfully, they're unlikely to be observed.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2012 10:34 PM (kaalw)

118 Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 10:32 PM (/izg2)

It would be slightly less horrible if it did change on Saturday.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:34 PM (N5/RR)

119
....this just in....

You can blame the grown up actors for many a bad performance as well as the directors of the film because the grown up actors will lobby for their interpretation of their characters actions and motivations...

bad performances by child actors fall on the directors shoulders.........

Lucas. You suck.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 10, 2012 10:35 PM (i1YBw)

120 I'm working a12 hourmidshift tonight so I get to watch the clocks "spring" forward at work. The end result is only working 11 hours which results in a paycheck hit.

Posted by: stillers at March 10, 2012 10:35 PM (gVUg0)

121 I think this may be the SOS email missing link post:

I work what's called a "floating schedule" meaning that sometimes my schedule can change from week to week depending on business needs. So I make it a habit to sign into my work email on Friday and again on Sunday, just to check to make certain they haven't made a last minute change to my schedule for Monday.

I signed into my work email a few minutes ago, and found an email in my inbox about the incident. The other guy's supervisor sent it to the entire group, and I won't quote the whole thing but basically he posted a "reminder" to everyone working the evening shift that they could no longer wear "Che" T-shirts and that they would have to be a lot more careful in the future because apparently there was one person who might become offended and report them to HR if they were not. He said he could not comment on who it was that was offended, but apologized to everyone that there wardrobe choices were now more limited as a result. I guess either he forgot that the group in question went out to all of us, or perhaps he was hoping I'd be too ashamed to do anything about it.

Being part of the group, I responded to the entire group - I introduced myself, and stated that I was indeed the one that had pointed out the T-shirt was offensive. I told them that while the supervisor in question hadn't released my name in the email, that I'd be more than happy to do so myself. I also pointed out that I was not the one that got HR involved, that this was erroneous information. I told them that if anyone had any questions as to exactly how it all transpired, or as to why I might be offended by a Che T-shirt, I'd be more than happy to discuss it with them at length. Since such a thing really wasn't business related, I offered them one of my home email addresses instead.

Yup.. better get that resume ready.. having a feeling I'll be going down to HR pretty much as soon as I show up Monday morning.

Posted by: sistrum at March 10, 2012 10:35 PM (AyryN)

122 Hi Miss Tammy al' Thor! Great to see you tonight. You've been in my prayers.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 10:35 PM (4/NHF)

123 Good catch, sistrum.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:36 PM (gre5a)

124 I effing HATE Daylight Savings Time.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

Heh, you should have heard Merovign over on the last thread. I thought he was gonna have a stroke over it.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (BETpH)

125 neighbor's throwing a loud party, with some sort of Latin/salsa music

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (7FadD)

126 So raykon is now pos(t)ing as a female (incorrectly spelled) demon that copulates with men at night and gives them nightmares?

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (ykSKg)

127 Did I leave out the group sex in the patio area?




If, by group sex you mean the group watching the hawt cocktail waitress tell morons to go fuck themselves......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM (NjFo4)

128 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

That's a really good point about the plugged-in factor. Of course, the herding cats thing may well be an evenstronger attribute.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM (N5/RR)

129 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

I'd like some sort of database/website where info is consolidated and quickly accessible. Conservative business to buy from, links to good articles, talking points, candidates to get behind, legal analysis, Empire of Jeff/Berserker beatdowns, etc.

Maybe I just need to learn how to navigate this site, the FB page, the Yahoo thing better?




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM (SsG4J)

130 109

Did I leave out the group sex in the patio area?
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:33 PM (eCnLg)


Oddly, that brought naked Twister with Rosie O'Donnell and Debbie Was-a-Man Schultz to mind...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM (niZvt)

131 neighbor's throwing a loud party, with some sort of Latin/salsa music
Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (7FadD)


And his women? What do his women look like? How much for your women?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM (eCnLg)

132 @ 126

No, he finally found his true identity.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 10:39 PM (SAMxH)

133 cthulu!!!!!!!!!! MWAH!

Peaches, my Dark Lord rocks. As do you, dolly. How is your sweet daddy?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

134 For example, it is perfectly acceptable to create fake documents and kill a foreign Senator to trick another planet into a war.
Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 09:56 PM (XTnhs)


The "Star Trek Way": You can do anything, no matter how horrible, as long as you're emo about the decision. You can make opposite decisions every week, and agonize over something that was routine a week ago, also.

31 How sad is this, in an MMOG I play some nitwit reported me for violating the terms of service by discussing politics because I responded to some sneer...
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 10:03 PM (ijjAe)


Would you want the title of "Queen Bitch Whiny Censor" on some forum or video game chat? Liberals do.

The *kind* of person who gets off on that kind of thing is a liberal. That's why it seems like all the non-political chat/forums let liberal hate slide but censor responses.

There's a role-playing game forum I walked away from entirely because of that bigoted horseshit. Pretty much walked away from the game system as well. The company is close to going out of business now.

Ah. My apologies on that. I don't think he's answered anyone regarding the color of Twilight fan's nailpolish.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:13 PM (N5/RR)


He said he didn't notice when she galumphed up at lunch Friday.

And creeper, if I find a dog who can do their own medical diagnosis, and then tell you about it, I'll trade ya.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:39 PM (bxiXv)

135 125
neighbor's throwing a loud party, with some sort of Latin/salsa music


Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (7FadD)

--Heh, why not run back to the well one more time?
For Ms. O'Brien:
http://youtu.be/2_vcw-VEKRM

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:39 PM (ykSKg)

136 Hey! That's my joke. The fourth stage of marriage: Telling each other "Fuck you" in the kitchen in the morning.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:40 PM (O3R/2)

137 Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (ykSKg)

I thougth they stole they're "essence" and youth leaving them drained husks. Or was that some other monster?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (N5/RR)

138 A. Nice ONT, CDR M.

B. Hi, there, Miss Tammy - long time no post.

3. I searched the history books; no nation has ever succeeded while burning their food for fuel (most "biofuel" is corn-based - the switchgrass stuff isn't working out too well). I might give the Eskimos a pass on eating and burning blubber.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (7yvLv)

139 No, I didn't, but anybody with a functioning brain who read that report knew that its main intent was to cripple Bush politically so that he couldn't take any action against Iran even if he wanted to.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 10:30 PM (UR5vq)

My bad it was not the nie thing but related to the reactor the israelis leveled in syria. CIA

gertz ran the story on 9-14-2011 the relevant text is here -
CIA POLITICIZATION

CIA analysts are bound to provide government policymakers with objective analyses and assessments free of policy designs.

So current and former intelligence officials were surprised by a recent news report revealing that a group of agency analysts celebrated a policy victory of sorts several years ago by issuing a special coin after they had prevented President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney from ordering an attack on Syria’s secret desert nuclear facility.

According to journalist Bob Woodward, the analysts worked to dissuade Mr. Bush from attacking the al Kibar reactor facility, which Israeli jets eventually destroyed, claiming there was “low confidence” that it was for nuclear arms.

“At the CIA afterward, the group of specialists who had worked for months on the Syrian reactor issue were pleased they had succeeded in avoiding the overreaching so evident in the Iraq WMD case,” Mr. Woodward wrote in The Washington Post.

“So they issued a very limited-circulation memorial coin. One side showed a map of Syria with a star at the site of the former reactor. On the other side the coin said, ‘No core/No war.’”

A spokesmen for the director of national intelligence had no immediate comment.

John Bolton, former ambassador to the United Nations and the State Department’s key arms-proliferation policymaker in the Bush administration, said he is concerned about the reported CIA politicization.

“Thank goodness the Israelis didn’t listen to them,” Mr. Bolton said. “This is a real breach of the ‘wall of separation’ between intelligence and policy.”

A former senior intelligence official said he was astonished that CIA analysts would take such a blatant policy position.

“Whose side are these guys on?” the former official asked.

A second former official said that until the Woodward report, it was thought the State Department and White House National Security Council were suppressing intelligence on the Syria-North Korean reactor facility to avoid upsetting the six-nation nuclear talks on Pyongyang’s nuclear program.

CIA spokeswoman Marie Harf said the coin was given to men and women from five intelligence agencies who worked on locating the Syrian nuclear reactor and monitoring it before and after its destruction. The coin also was given to those who kept “U.S. policymakers informed of rapidly changing developments.”

“The commemorative medallion was provided in July 2008 by the agency to formally recognize their skill, commitment, and contribution to America’s security,” she told Inside the Ring.

“To try to read anything more into it is wrong and unfair, both to these intelligence professionals and to the policy customers they served.”

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

140 neighbor's throwing a loud party, with some sort of Latin/salsa music




Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (7FadD)

The first rule of thumb, when throwing a loud party, is invite all the neighbors within bothering distance. The probably won't come, but they'll feel kinda bad about calling the cops.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (BETpH)

141 The Mantyhose is the biggest PR scam in a long time. Create a fake new product and generate a controversy around it. Reap huge publicity for yourself.

Posted by: epobirs at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (kcfmt)

142 btw, I am still on my first marriage (34 years) and we are still in stage 2.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (O3R/2)

143 Holy Sh*te!!

"rons and "ettes as far as the eye can see!

I'm in nerdvana

Posted by: kinlaw at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (1OjQp)

144 Theresa, thank you. Your prayers were appreciated and much needed.

Mama is getting old, my aunt has about lost her mind with grief, Andrew Breitbart died and I get back to CA to read that they're hauling some woman on some sort of board on Compton to court to make her prove she's Hispanic enough to remain on whatever board she sits on.

I feel like I am in some sort of nightmare I cna't wake up from.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:42 PM (SsG4J)

145 142 btw, I am still on my first marriage (34 years) and we are still in stage 2.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (O3R/2)


Heavy petting?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 10, 2012 10:42 PM (niZvt)

146
136Hey! That's my joke. The fourth stage of marriage: Telling each other "Fuck you" in the kitchen in the morning.

-------
I recall that the utterance of STFU Y S B was the beginning of the end.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 10, 2012 10:43 PM (sv7B2)

147
@119

Please be advised, I use the phrase "grown up actor" rather loosely...

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 10, 2012 10:43 PM (i1YBw)

148 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM (SsG4J)

I'd like that too. Isn't that sort of what Drudge, which I never check, or the Bigs are supposed to do? I do think an HQ site would have a different flavor though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:43 PM (N5/RR)

149 L Rob, hey there!!!

And sweet Polliwog, hello! I trust the Darling Ones are all okay.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (SsG4J)

150

I don't even like to contemplate what would happen should I EVER say such a thing to my Irish, red-haired wife.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (SAMxH)

151 137
Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (ykSKg)



I thougth they stole they're "essence" and youth leaving them drained husks. Or was that some other monster?

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (N5/RR)

--I first learnt of them in middle school (no, not *in* school but from reading encyclopedias the old-fashioned way), and it was purely about sex and nightmares.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (ykSKg)

152 I tell you. We have died and we are in purgatory. Honey badger don't care if you are Catholic. You are still being punished.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (O3R/2)

153 131neighbor's throwing a loud party, with some sort of Latin/salsa music
Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (7FadD)


And his women? What do his women look like? How much for your women?-----Let me guess. Fat ass, short skirt. Thinks they're hot. Am I close?

Posted by: Jimmah at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (sv7B2)

154 I don't know when Chuck Norris' birthday is, but here's a funny compilation of the supposed "21 funniest Happy Birthday Chuck Norris" tweets.

http://tinyurl.com/7h8518g

And the site, Twitchy.com, seems to be a pretty good place to get news on politics, sports, entertainment, etc. It's a Michelle Malkin site.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 10:45 PM (4/NHF)

155 I don't even like to contemplate what would happen should I EVER say such a thing to my Irish, red-haired wife.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (SAMxH)

Mine ain't Irish, gramps, but I would probably (on the other hand, certainly) only get to say it once!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:45 PM (7yvLv)

156 nevergiveup, I envy you. Wish I could attend one of these meet-ups.

Currently, the ambition of my life is to get on I-80 and head west for the requisite number of miles to find SOS and buy him a drink.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:46 PM (gre5a)

157 He said he didn't notice when she galumphed up at lunch Friday.

Thanks Darklord I must have missed that. And here i was, thinking I was totally caught up on the story.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:46 PM (N5/RR)

158 Three children. I made it past 2nd base.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:47 PM (O3R/2)

159 Heh, you should have heard Merovign over on the last thread. I thought he was gonna have a stroke over it.
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 10:37 PM (BETpH)


http://tinyurl.com/6qexztl

I ain't gonna have a stroke, I just want people to LEAVE THE FUCKING CLOCKS ALONE!

Fucking communists.

How about this for a deal, if you get to force me to change the clocks twice a year, I get to force people who like changing the clocks to eat Casu Marzu twice a year.

That's maggot-riddled rotten cheese, if you're wondering.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:47 PM (bxiXv)

160 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

Thanks for the info. All I can think of this is.."The fuck?". It's quite clear that these career bureaucrats in the vein of Valarie Plame and her ilk are going to get people killed with their nonsense.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 10:47 PM (UR5vq)

161 Merovign, I like the cut of your jib.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:48 PM (O3R/2)

162 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (SsG4J)

They're doing very well. I'm sorry there's so much "stuff" going on for you right now.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:48 PM (N5/RR)

163 150, 155:

You are both men of extremely astute judgement.

They would be your last words.

And I know, I loves me a redhead.

"Caution: Handle with care"

Posted by: kinlaw at March 10, 2012 10:49 PM (1OjQp)

164 I ain't gonna have a stroke, I just want people to LEAVE THE FUCKING CLOCKS ALONE!


You could move to Indiana or Arizona. They don't play the DST thing, do they?

To clarify, I'm on your side.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:49 PM (7yvLv)

165 While the CIA get people killed, the Federal Reserve and the FDIC bleed us dry.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:49 PM (O3R/2)

166 nevergiveup, I envy you. Wish I could attend one of these meet-ups.

Currently, the ambition of my life is to get on I-80 and head west for the requisite number of miles to find SOS and buy him a drink.
Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:46 PM (gre5a)


It was fun to put a face to a nick

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 10:50 PM (eCnLg)

167 WOLVERINE!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 10:50 PM (/izg2)

168 Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:44 PM (ykSKg)

Well, I never looked it up, and am too lazy to dig out the monster manuel( which wouldn't necessarily be the same anyway)at this point, so I'll bow to your superior scholarship .

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:51 PM (N5/RR)

169 Remember this dickweed?

Grayson Involved In Crash With Lynx Bus

http://tinyurl.com/7lrzfce

*crickets from the Left*

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 10:51 PM (UR5vq)

170 Indeed, Arizona is the place for you (except for the Navajo reservation). No clock changes.

But it's a dry heat.

LOL

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:51 PM (O3R/2)

171 Isn't that sort of what Drudge, which I never check, or the Bigs are supposed to do?

Yes, I suppose, but I can't keep track of everything! So basically I want someone to do it for me!

Even something as basic as tagging the posts would be nice...I'd love the gun posts all in one spot.

Problem is, so much of the info I want is in the Comments, LOL!

I dunno, I was just thinking about things like how nice it'd be if the local Moron who got a job at the radio station (Capt Whitebread?) could bring a little revenue to his new place because some Moron with a business in his listening area could purchase ad time.

Or how nice it'd be to have a list of deployed Morons or those whose kids or loved ones are deployed.

Or a list of Morons on Twitter we could unleash when needed.

All sorts of things like that.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:51 PM (SsG4J)

172 Local MeTV affiliate showing an episode of Lost in Space titled "The Space Trader". He wants Dr. Smith and the robot.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 10, 2012 10:52 PM (mCxen)

173 --Me too. I wish enough states/provinces would just rebel against it enough that it goes to the dustbin of history.
Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:34 PM (ykSKg)

there is an action for us right there we should issue a press release - Moron Horde Rebels - Unilaterally Rejects Daylight Savings Time
Dateline - Internet
The AOSHQ Moron Horde (henceforth "morons") announced today that the morons announced that they have withdrawn from the daylight savings convention and will no longer be adjusting their time pieces forward and backward as dictated by the daylight savings time regime. when inteviewed, a moron in hoboken, who was trying to extricate himself from a half empty bottle of valu-rite said there was still debate as to whether today's spring ahead would be recognized and the the practice would be discontinued or they would be refusing the jump ahead. when asked for clarification he said "fluke off, can't you see I have more important things, like how the hell I am going to get out of this bottleneck without spilling the vodka, to worry about?" Another unnamed moron said that "everyone better get used to the idea that we are gonna be there when we get there and they are gonna like it."

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

174 glad the NY/NJ morons had fun at the meetup
was Ace there?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:53 PM (7FadD)

175 Merovign @134

'Preciate the offer but we already have a dog. Standard Poodle who IS smart enough to do her own diagnoses. Unfortunately, she's no good with sick cats. But she goes along to the vet to lend moral support.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:54 PM (gre5a)

176 That's a really good point about the plugged-in factor. Of course, the herding cats thing may well be an evenstronger attribute.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:38 PM

the feature vs bug thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

177 That was beautiful, yankeefifth.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 10:54 PM (XTnhs)

178 Hey Tammy Al Thor!!!

I am so sorry about the death in the family. And I agree-I have been a witch all day long, because I know I have to set my clock forward, and get up and hour earlier for the 8:00 service.

In spite of all that, I am very happy to see you posting!!

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2012 10:55 PM (dZmFh)

179 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:47 PM (bxiXv)

Lol, I told my kids about that cheese after it was mentioned on another ONT. They found video of it, set to music,on Youtube and now my son says he wants "the worm song" played at his funeral.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:55 PM (N5/RR)

180 okay, now they are playing "Smokin' In The Boys' Room"

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:55 PM (7FadD)

181 yankeefifth @173

LMAO!

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 10:55 PM (gre5a)

182 Hartmut Michel from the Max Planck Institute of Biophysics say biofuels are a scam.

http://tinyurl.com/7zzp4z2

Photosynthetic efficiency is about 4%, and that's just for starters. Then you have to count up the other resources involved.

Solar Cells can't possibly pay for themselves, and they're *more* efficient than plants.

Hundreds of years from now, solar, wind, and biofuels will be in the same chapter of the science books as Lysenko and perpetual motion machines.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:55 PM (bxiXv)

183 How about morons using Moron Universal Time (MUT) which "might" coincide with Coordinated Universal Time (Zulu).

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:56 PM (7yvLv)

184 Tammy those are great ideas.

I hope we can harness our moron horde power for the good, especially as regards those deployed overseas.

Posted by: kinlaw at March 10, 2012 10:56 PM (1OjQp)

185 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:53 PM (Z9EHQ)


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:56 PM (SsG4J)

186 170
Indeed, Arizona is the place for you (except for the Navajo reservation). No clock changes.

But it's a dry heat.

LOL


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:51 PM (O3R/2)

--In Canada, Saskatchewan is the holdout from Daylight Saving Time.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)

187 btw, I have lived in Chandler AZ. A "dry" 110 is HOT. Nobody tells you about the Monsoon season (July-Sept) It's a wet 110.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (O3R/2)

188 moki, thanks! How are you? All is good on the health front?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (SsG4J)

189 --In Canada, Saskatchewan is the holdout from Daylight Saving Time.
Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)


I thought that Saskwatch stuff was made up. No?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (7yvLv)

190 This is cute.....soldiers trying to avoid the boredom.....



http://tinyurl.com/7u5jn4q

Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (X6akg)

191 I'd like to think that we can be a unified force for the election
but on some days, I think we are all just too damn curmudgeony to do *anything* as a unified force

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (7FadD)

192 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 10:51 PM (SsG4J)

That sounds great to me too Tammy. I'm not sure what it would take to get there though since the HQ's currently held together with chewing gum and bailing wire.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (N5/RR)

193 Went by the local TrueValue Hardware store to pick up some new jeans today, they did not have mantyhose.

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (1grxW)

194 161 Merovign, I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 10:48 PM (O3R/2)


I am not as old as I sound. But I can sure be grumpy!

Morons are welcome on my lawn, but for crying out loud, KEEP IT DOWN!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (bxiXv)

195 I just this morning survived being bored into a comatose state by a $20, 2 hour, "volunteer orientation" by the Animal Rescue League. I am now equipped to inform you that starting with 1 unspayed female cat (and her kittens and their kittens) gets you more than 50,000 kitties in just 7 years time.

We were fulfilling my son's involuntary servitude, I mean "community service," requirement for middle school. Hmmm, I wonder what happen to his grades if he had wanted to work for, say, the American Life League instead?

Spay & neuter those kitties!

Posted by: Chicagorefugee at March 10, 2012 10:59 PM (FeFBS)

196 You don't like Daylight Savings Time? Why you gotta be hatin' on Ben Franklin?

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 10:59 PM (/izg2)

197
Posted by: Tami at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (X6akg)

heh - that's cool

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (7FadD)

198 the feature vs bug thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

Exactly. I wonder how much of "harder to herd than cats" correlates to "extremely propaganda resistant".

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (N5/RR)

199 There's a role-playing game forum I walked away from
entirely because of that bigoted horseshit. Pretty much walked away
from the game system as well. The company is close to going out of
business now.



Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:39 PM

The way to fight the lefties back may be to Go Galt on their business and financial interests. For all their talk about fairness, lefties are madly deeply in love with their own money.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

200 The trouble with conservatives is that they really are too independent and will not, under any circumstances join with other folks for a common good. Such as voting that SCOAMT out of office.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (O3R/2)

201 We admire the humans' propensity to use their tools for more than one purpose. It is efficient!

For example, instead of just building thousands of giant blade-machines to keep the local bird populations at a low level, they found out a way to intermittently generate a small amount of power with them, too!

We don't get the Food to Fuel program, however, someone will have to explain that to us.

Posted by: The Aliens at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (bxiXv)

202 --In Canada, Saskatchewan is the holdout from Daylight Saving Time.


Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)

Fucking Samsquanches, I hate those dirty fucking cocksuckers.

Posted by: Bubbles at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (1grxW)

203 glad the NY/NJ morons had fun at the meetup
was Ace there?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:53 PM (7FadD)

No, unless the strange guy who followed me into the men's room was....ah I guess not

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 11:01 PM (eCnLg)

204 Because the military-industrial complex was crony capitalism all the way back to Six Frigates, bizatches.
It's because of Big Oak. Big Oak and the Hebrews.

Posted by: occupy concord at March 10, 2012 11:01 PM (6RnvM)

205
Today was spent in my garage, prepping the Toy for duty. It's early yet, but I can't stand the wait. Won't really take it out further than the driveway, but at least I can annoy the neighbors. Project Ford is on hold until the interior arrives, so I'm at loose ends. Even got all the fishing gear sorted, something new, for me.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 11:01 PM (SAMxH)

206 189
--In Canada, Saskatchewan is the holdout from Daylight Saving Time.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)





I thought that Saskwatch stuff was made up. No?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:58 PM (7yvLv)

--Heh, here I stand out as Amurrican of the Southern persuasion by saying Sask-atch-[schwa]-WAHN instead of Sask-atch-[schwa]-wun.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:02 PM (ykSKg)

207 3. I searched the history books; no nation has ever succeeded while burning their food for fuel (most "biofuel" is corn-based - the switchgrass stuff isn't working out too well). I might give the Eskimos a pass on eating and burning blubber.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 10:41 PM (7yvLv)

Well yeah.

Also think about it, you are going to need to rotate your crops otherwise you will wreck your ability to grow FOOD! And another thing, that oil, which is not edible or good for many other things, is not susceptible to bad weather, disease, pests. Think of all the things that affect food harvests and the think how much worse if would be if you had to worry about losing your food and your fuel for the same reason. These people really are parasites that are too stupid lo survive on their own.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

208 Exactly. I wonder how much of "harder to herd than cats" correlates to "extremely propaganda resistant".

Great point!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:02 PM (SsG4J)

209 glad the NY/NJ morons had fun at the meetup

was Ace there?

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 10:53 PM (7FadD)

Ace was out here at AB's funeral.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:03 PM (BETpH)

210 "Community service" I like to point out that work without pay is slavery. Something that was outlawed many years ago. Go to the school board and complain. They can teach the kids. They cannot make them do manual labor.

Seriously. Be Breitbart.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:03 PM (O3R/2)

211 202
--In Canada, Saskatchewan is the holdout from Daylight Saving Time.




Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)

Fucking Samsquanches, I hate those dirty fucking cocksuckers.


Posted by: Bubbles at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (1grxW)

Trinity, those Saskatchewans are *real*

Posted by: Ricky at March 10, 2012 11:04 PM (ykSKg)

212 Ace was out here at AB's funeral.

well yeah but I thought he might have returned to NY by now
especially to see Charlie Brown's Dildo

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 11:05 PM (7FadD)

213 Some folks I know are trying to get their 8th graders into prestigious private high schools. Apparently they all have little resumes they call "So-and-so's Accomplishments." These kids are 13. Is this normal to you parents? Seems odd to me . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:06 PM (BETpH)

214 198 the feature vs bug thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

Exactly. I wonder how much of "harder to herd than cats" correlates to "extremely propaganda resistant".
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (N5/RR)

198 the feature vs bug thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 10:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

Exactly. I wonder how much of "harder to herd than cats" correlates to "extremely propaganda resistant".
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (N5/RR)

I would guess it is a pretty high correlation. anyone who is still here has endured a long time in the wilderness having propaganda blasted at them through all of the media channels and few if any people to commiserate with.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

215 Did I leave out the group sex in the patio area?
In my house 'group sex' means you use both hands!

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at March 10, 2012 11:06 PM (6RnvM)

216 Chicagorefugee @195

Hoo boy, you're not kidding. By the time we took the sixth neighborhood stray to the vet for spaying I'd given up naming them. The last three were simply designated "Stray Cat 7, 8 and 9".

Farmed out three and we took four (or, rather, they took us). Not sure about the others but at least the kitten factory is closed...I hope.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 11:06 PM (gre5a)

217 The way to fight the lefties back may be to Go Galt
on their business and financial interests. For all their talk about
fairness, lefties are madly deeply in love with their own money.




Posted by: kbdabear at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

EXACTLY. I'd like somewhere we could compile a list of businesses to support.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)

218 Exactly. I wonder how much of "harder to herd than cats" correlates to "extremely propaganda resistant".

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:00 PM (N5/RR)

Actors and artists. Only herding method for them IS extreme propaganda.

Posted by: sistrum at March 10, 2012 11:08 PM (AyryN)

219 Evening all!

I can safely assume no male moron would ever wear man hosiery.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:08 PM (DGIjM)

220 213 Some folks I know are trying to get their 8th graders into prestigious private high schools. Apparently they all have little resumes they call "So-and-so's Accomplishments." These kids are 13. Is this normal to you parents? Seems odd to me . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:06 PM (BETpH)


People who are obsessive nags can ruin their kids lives.

But people who gently push the kids toward more adult behaviors end up with more successful kids.

Too many adults let their children be little babies until they get shoved, unprepared, out into the world.

Unfortunately, people tend to do a "one end of the scale or the other" thing and never find the middle.

Posted by: The Aliens at March 10, 2012 11:09 PM (bxiXv)

221 Every time I hear about biofuel, all I can think of is "weaponized blight".

Posted by: sistrum at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM (AyryN)

222 EXACTLY. I'd like somewhere we could compile a list of businesses to support.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)

That would certainly be nice. If you ever see one of those lefty "businesses to boycott" things those can be reversed as businesses to patronize. A poitive list would be really nice though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM (N5/RR)

223 Peaches, the parents that pay the money that keeps me fed do all that and more. Some have their kids wake up at 5AM to study for the PSAT.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM (XTnhs)

224 Hey, Shrimpy!

Bet they would if they thought it'd help 'em get laid. I'd say 85% would don them for teh sex.

But teh sex would NOT be with an 'ette!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM (SsG4J)

225 The idiots wheeling the scaffolding under the power line, did the shock actually blow the pants off that guy?

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2012 11:11 PM (h7d02)

226 My daughter sent a video of my 2 year old granddaughter. she is on her toy cell phone. Goes like this:
"who you talking to?"
"presdent obama! faker faker booty shaker!"
the kid's getting a car for her birthday.

Posted by: real joe at March 10, 2012 11:11 PM (w7Lv+)

227 More of the results of Obama's "smart diplomacy" on display - Turkey Condemns Israel but Not Gaza Terrorists

http://tinyurl.com/7kdf8wj

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 10, 2012 11:12 PM (UR5vq)

228 Hi ya Tammy!!

>>> waving madly>>>>

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:12 PM (DGIjM)

229 Unfortunately, people tend to do a "one end of the scale or the other" thing and never find the middle.

This.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:12 PM (SsG4J)

230 A group of well-known feminists is calling for Rush Limbaugh’s head - and they want radio listeners to help fire him.

In an editorial posted on CNN.com Saturday, Gloria Steinem, Jane Fonda and Robin Morgan urged listeners to file complaints with the FCC in hopes that the government agency will yank the licenses of radio stations that air his show — and thus silence the controversial conservative.


What a bunch of hypocritical fascist scrunts who by the way have lost all touch with reality and are out of their fucking minds

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 11:12 PM (eCnLg)

231 Peaches @213

Normal? Not to me. But then I'm the woman who plopped her diaper-clad baby down in a mud puddle so he could experience one of life's greatest pleasures. What do I know about normal?

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 11:12 PM (gre5a)

232 Trinity, those Saskatchewans are *real*


Posted by: Ricky at March 10, 2012 11:04 PM (ykSKg)

Ricky, it's "Samsquanches" and one of those fucking dirty cocksuckers is outside more door right now.

Posted by: Bubbles at March 10, 2012 11:13 PM (1grxW)

233 at least the kitten factory is closed...I hope.
Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 11:06 PM (gre5a)

I've been told that, if you let the cats stay around, no more will move in and the problems before were caused by moving one group out and leaving room for the next to move in. It's apretty big investment in spay costs though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:13 PM (N5/RR)

234 Too long ago, too long apart . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlx1JffMQ4

Posted by: Ricky at March 10, 2012 11:13 PM (ykSKg)

235 I can safely assume no male moron would ever wear man hosiery.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:08 PM (DGIjM)

well, there is an argument to be made for it from an insulation perspective for skiing or other physical cold weather activities, but not as a fashion thing. Personally, I have never worn them because I favor nomex long underwear for cold weather skiing. It is not as warm as some of the nylon options but I need the flame retardant properties - I ski pretty had and as fast as I am going you can build up enough friction - even on ice - to burst into flames. Lots of times, instead of clouds of powder I have a trail of steam from superheated snow and ice following me down the slope. but that is just me. some guys can wear the mantyhose.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

236 86
Show us your boobies!



http://is.gd/BFo30e

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 10, 2012 10:25 PM (0xqzf)

First of all....YUCKand second, I thought Code Pink was just an antiwar organization?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (61yvg)

237
Presuming the right is actually victorious in a meaningful way this November I wonder how many decades it will take to rectify the damage?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (SAMxH)

238 "I can safely assume no male moron would ever wear man hosiery."

Man hosiery? Never.

L'Eggs? No comment.

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (FQlFL)

239 Businesses to avoid? Progressive Insurance for starters. Ben Jerry's.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (O3R/2)

240 Waves wildly back at Shrimpy!

Then hollas "presdent obama! faker faker booty shaker!" in honor of real joe's grandbaby!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (SsG4J)

241 Re: The Tard-johns (mantyhose)

1) The schedule is off, gag gifts have to be out before Christmas.

2) While it obviously hearkens back to the Queer Eye thing, in a roundabout way it reminds me of Star Trek: TNG. The show had these really heavy-handed lefty cultural memes aimed at children. It was always like, "Hey, we're going to go meet some aliens, AND BY THE WAY, HAVE LOTS OF CASUAL SEX."

It was creepy. Especially with the aimed-at-kids part.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (bxiXv)

242 I LOVE Daylight Savings Time. I just wish that I never had to go back to Standard Time.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:15 PM (O3R/2)

243 Posted by: sistrum at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM (AyryN)

*shiver* That'd throw the whole " no price shocks" thing rigth out the window. Not that it would matter, what with everyone starving to death.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:15 PM (N5/RR)

244
Ricky, it's "Samsquanches" and one of those fucking dirty cocksuckers is outside more door right now.


Posted by: Bubbles at March 10, 2012 11:13 PM (1grxW)

No, it's Randy the Onion Ring Sasquatch

Posted by: Corey and Trevor at March 10, 2012 11:16 PM (ykSKg)

245 Hey Tammy!

I am doing fine-daughter is sick with some unknown bug that Cipro couldn't kill, so now she's on something that has three different ways it can kill you, so I am a bit stressed over that. Otherwise, we are pretty good.

Any improvement with your vertigo?

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2012 11:16 PM (dZmFh)

246 Unfortunately, people tend to do a "one end of the scale or the other" thing and never find the middle.


The missus and I have more or less raised five. They each required a customized program. What worked with boy 1 didn't with girl 1 or boy 3.

So far, we're 3 - 1 - 1 (not too sure how the last one is going to finally turn out yet).

For those of you without children; this shit ain't easy!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 11:16 PM (7yvLv)

247 Presuming the right is actually victorious in a meaningful way this November I wonder how many decades it will take to rectify the damage?
Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (SAMxH)


If they get full control, at least 30 years.

So, yeah, we're boned.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:17 PM (bxiXv)

248 221 Every time I hear about biofuel, all I can think of is "weaponized blight".
Posted by: sistrum at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM (AyryN)

yep. or the strategic wildfire. I think I read that a couple of alqaeda flukers had started a wildfire or two. it would be great to have your entire fuel supply sitting above ground dry as tinder and have someone light it up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

249 DS9 had a better message. "Joining" lead to a massive std that resulted in your face melting off.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (XTnhs)

250 Havent been here in a couple hundred posts. Is Borack still a stutterer, and a clusterfuck of a miserable failure? And a bitch.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (sv7B2)

251 Yankeefifth, you are en fuego tonight! Heh.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (7yvLv)

252 238 "I can safely assume no male moron would ever wear man hosiery."

Man hosiery? Never.

L'Eggs? No comment.
Posted by: derit at March 10, 2012 11:14 PM (FQlFL)

then you get into leg shaving which leads to manscaping, which leads to crossdressing, which lead to hormone therapy and before you know it you are married to michelle obama.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

253 What a bunch of hypocritical fascist scrunts who by the way have lost all touch with reality and are out of their fucking minds

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 10, 2012 11:12 PM (eCnLg)
And see, if thousands of Morons could bombard them with Tweets.....I mean, I realize it wouldn'y affect any real change, but it would just feel good.
If every Moron here, lurkers especially, would just get a Twitter account, and we could just jump on and post about someone who needed a Moronic Twitter Beatdown.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:19 PM (SsG4J)

254 I was thinking the other day that we need an effort to talk the young idealist types that fall for Barry to voting for Gary Johnson , Libertarian ticket by pointing out all the cronyism they are probably unaware of.

OK by we I mean "members of the moron horde" that are plugged into popular young culture, game forums, music etc" I'm not in that group.

Posted by: Palerider at March 10, 2012 11:19 PM (cQZV0)

255 Well, It's getting late according to tomorrow's time, and my spellings mistakes are making it into print, so I guess I'll see you guys later.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:19 PM (N5/RR)

256 251 Yankeefifth, you are en fuego tonight! Heh.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (7yvLv)

hiyo! rimshot. I am a big fan of a good pun!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

257 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

Is that the Voice of Experience I'm hearing?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:19 PM (SsG4J)

258 242 I LOVE Daylight Savings Time. I just wish that I never had to go back to Standard Time.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:15 PM (O3R/2)


All I care about is STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING CLOCKS.

When the Founders wrote "fix the standards of weights and measures" into the Constitution, they pretty clearly didn't mean "change the standards all the fucking time and make them political footballs."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:20 PM (bxiXv)

259 "presdent obama! faker faker booty shaker!"
the kid's getting a car for her birthday.


Posted by: real joe at March 10


LOL!

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 11:20 PM (4/NHF)

260 If OShithead gets re-elected, plan to go "John Galt". Seriously. If the productive people go on strike, the Federal govt. will collapse. Support your local sheriff.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:20 PM (O3R/2)

261 @ 246

Damn straight it ain't easy. We're 2 for 2, but there were times.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 11:21 PM (SAMxH)

262 Polli, don't go!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:21 PM (SsG4J)

263 Night Polliwog!

I'm heading to bed too. 'yall be good!

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2012 11:21 PM (dZmFh)

264 since the HQ's currently held together with chewing gum and bailing wire rubber bands.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2012 11:21 PM (6RnvM)

265 Dang it!!! once again.. I didnt win the lottery.

WTF!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:22 PM (DGIjM)

266 hi Shrimps!

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 11:22 PM (7FadD)

267 OK, so it's approximately 10:21 but I need to treat it like it's 11:21, right? So it's waaay past time for me to give it up. Thanks for a most entertaining couple of hours, morons. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at March 10, 2012 11:22 PM (7yvLv)

268 moki, sweet dreams!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:22 PM (SsG4J)

269 Night L Rob!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:22 PM (SsG4J)

270 Sorry I'm such a foul-mouth.

Even the run up to changing clocks gives me a freakin' headache.

I have a sleep disorder, and screwing with the clocks is like getting kicked in the head.

I have always hated that communist central-planning crap. You want to change your work hours, work it out with your fricking boss. Leave me out of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:23 PM (bxiXv)

271 Hi ya ChemJeff!!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:23 PM (DGIjM)

272 260
If OShithead gets re-elected, plan to go "John Galt". Seriously. If the
productive people go on strike, the Federal govt. will collapse. Support
your local sheriff.




Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:20 PM (O3R/2)


--Amen. Hello? Passive resistance? Civil disobedience? Why do libtards think they have a fucking monopoly on these?

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:23 PM (ykSKg)

273
I have a sleep disorder, and screwing with the clocks is like getting kicked in the head.

Me, too, Dark Lord. My fibro really flares. I'll be okay now, since I am not working, but it really effed me up when I lost that hour.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:25 PM (SsG4J)

274 I'm gonna get you, Bubbles!

Posted by: Samsquanche at March 10, 2012 11:26 PM (6RnvM)

275 sorry to hear about your lotto woes Shrimps
here is a kitteh for you
http://tinyurl.com/7klad65

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 11:26 PM (7FadD)

276 Sorry folks, back online again. Been a long day.. lol.

Ok, to the person who mentioned their neighbors were playing loud latino music, I have a very politically incorrect suggestion. Open your window and scream "Immigration" at the top of your lungs.

I have a friend who used to leave near a beef packing plant. Seems when he and his brother would get bored enough every so often they'd take a bullhorn, go down near the plant and yell "Immigration".

The plant would clear out in a matter of minutes, and they'd have to shut down for the rest of the day. lol..


Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:26 PM (R5yLq)

277 257 Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

Is that the Voice of Experience I'm hearing?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:19 PM (SsG4J)

Hey, I told you my boy scout troop was pretty flukedup.

really glad you are back. rob and I were plotting late last night or early this morning as to what we were going to do about your prolonged absence. We wee pretty much of the mind that like it or not you were going to be coming back to the thread soon. I am glad you decided t be reasonable about the whole thing. It would have been great to have a chance to meet you in person, but I would prefer not to have to do it after having spent two days in a freight car with a burlap sack over your head. Really not looking forward to pissing off Thor either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

278 Well, if price is no object in fueling our Navy, then just turn the entire fleet nuclear! Can't get any "greener" than that, won't have to refuel the ships for years, and even though it costs about ten or twelve times the amount of diesel fuel, hey, what's a few hundred billion dollars when it comes to reducing our dependence on oil, right? Jerks. And they're wasting OUR money, by the way. Just wanted to mention that.

Posted by: Libertyship46 at March 10, 2012 11:27 PM (Wynqt)

279 You want to change your work hours, work it out with your fricking boss. Leave me out of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:23 PM (bxiXv)
I do agree, Merovign, they should just pick one or the other and stick with it. I wasn't trying to be critical before . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:27 PM (BETpH)

280 It's a pretty big investment in spay costs though.
That's what I've been saying, wingnuts!

Posted by: sandy fluke at March 10, 2012 11:27 PM (6RnvM)

281 yeah it's prob. time for me to go to bed too
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at March 10, 2012 11:27 PM (7FadD)

282 I really want to examine the "civil disobedience" thing. We need to be creative about what we can do to throw monkey wrenches into the machinery.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:27 PM (O3R/2)

283 230
"A group of well-known feminists is calling for Rush Limbaugh’s head - and they want radio listeners to help fire him."

Let me guess the same women that all lined up to say that Bill Clinton and David Lettermen taking advantage of female staffers on company time and property was perfectly acceptable, that the attacks on Palin her daughters will cool too, abortion is great -especially in Communist countries where girls are aborted in favor of male babies, and that the oppression of women by Islamists is perfectly fine too as the women find the oppression liberating somehow? Real feminist positions there ladies.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 11:28 PM (ijjAe)

284 Been 'Galt' since SCoaMF won Ohio 3 years ago. At first I thought I'd never make it 4 years but ended up doing it for 3 so far. Scraping the bottom, and refuse to add to the economy except or the bare minimum to survive. You only live once, so mise well protest silently for 4 years. i HATE THAT MOTHER FUCKER, and would'nt doubt for a millisecond that he isn't an actual MF. Evil people such as SCoaMF shouldn't be supported in any way. Anyways, thats it.

Posted by: Jimmah at March 10, 2012 11:28 PM (sv7B2)

285 btw, I only want to know what is legal. Don't suggest illegal stuff. The NSA IS LISTENING.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:29 PM (O3R/2)

286 You know, logprof, I think many Conservatives, heck even just regular Republicans aren't the civil disobedience types. They aren't wave makers.

But quietly knowing where to shift their buying power, that'd be awesome. (I myself have no trouble making waves. I know you're shocked!)

We need to learn how to get info out quickly. As a demographic, we underutilized technology/Social media.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:29 PM (SsG4J)

287 night, cj! Sleep sweet, skinny man!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:30 PM (SsG4J)

288 No, it's Randy the Onion Ring Sasquatch


Posted by: Corey and Trevor at March 10, 2012 11:16 PM (ykSKg)

Corey and Trevor work for me.

Posted by: Sarah at March 10, 2012 11:30 PM (1grxW)

289 then you get into leg shaving which leads to
manscaping, which leads to crossdressing, which lead to hormone therapy
and before you know it you are married to michelle obama.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

That reminds me, where has Allstate Mayhem Guy been? He could have a field day with that one!

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 11:30 PM (4/NHF)

290 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:21 PM (SsG4J)

Afraid I've got to Tammy. My eyes are fogging up and I have to be conscious at church tomorrow.

It's been wonderful getting to talk to you again though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:31 PM (N5/RR)

291 #286, I think the buyer boycott of GM and Chrysler has been effective. If it weren't for government fleet purchases those companies would be even more belly up than they are already.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 11:31 PM (ijjAe)

292 When I bought my Jeep a few years ago, the clock in it was 1/2 hour off. For 3 years, I left it that way -- summer, it was 1/2 hour behind, winter it was 1/2 hour ahead. One day recently, I notice it's been re-set to the "right" time. By the parking guy at work. Great, thanks a pantload, 3 years of doing just fine and now I have to figure out how to change the damn thing. Very annoying.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:31 PM (BETpH)

293 We need to be creative about what we can do to throw monkey wrenches into the machinery.

One thing I think we need to figure out is how to make 'em waste their money. We need to make them fight on many fronts.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:31 PM (SsG4J)

294 That reminds me, where has Allstate Mayhem Guy been? He could have a field day with that one!
Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 11:30 PM (4/NHF)

he has not written anything in ages. I cannot hear won of the progressive commercials without thinking of the post he wrote about the geico lizard and that flo girl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

295 So the Iranians will be able to track our Navy by the french fry smell?

Posted by: DaveA at March 10, 2012 11:32 PM (h7d02)

296 Okay, fine, Miss Polliwog, go on and get some sleep. Hugs!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:32 PM (SsG4J)

297 Just got back from the John Carter flick in IMAX 3D. Woot! They were not faithful to the great book, Princess of Mars, at all. But it's a great flick anyway!

Posted by: Cowboy at March 10, 2012 11:32 PM (So+7G)

298
Time for the old folk. All things considered, it's quite nice being around y'all.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2012 11:32 PM (SAMxH)

299 SOS, how was Wolverine, did he stand up well to all the questions?

Posted by: madamex at March 10, 2012 11:32 PM (5+Fw+)

300 One thing I think we need to figure out is how to make 'em waste their money. We need to make them fight on many fronts.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:31 PM (SsG4J)

carbonite is running google ads on aoshq so that is something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

301 night irongrampa

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

302 I will never buy a GM or Chrysler vehicle. Why would anyone else?

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:33 PM (O3R/2)

303 night Polliwog

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

304 "SOS, how was Wolverine, did he stand up well to all the questions?"

Yup.. he's home now and was in great spirits. He refused to take his pain pills because he wanted to drive so bad, but once we got to the restaurant I informed the girlfriend and she put a stop to that nonsense, made him take his meds.

Ya, I'm not above fighting dirty when necessary - lol. We got a quick bite to eat and she took him home, I headed home myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:35 PM (R5yLq)

305 HA! My sons friend is home from college and always stays with us.. anyway he said Obama isnt liked at Purdue.. and students are saying they wont vote for him again.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:35 PM (DGIjM)

306 I do agree, Merovign, they should just pick one or the other and stick with it. I wasn't trying to be critical before . . .
Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:27 PM (BETpH)


Partly I'm grumpy because everyone else drops it the day after. I tried getting involved in petitions and letter-writing, but people will complain but they won't do anything.

And then after a bag of letters gets delivered, the malls and golf courses give the politician a hundred grand and they all ignore us.

Another annoying, useless dictate from assholes who can't keep to their own damned selves, propped up by apathy and strategic donations by other assholes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:35 PM (bxiXv)

307
To be fair to Jake, I wouldn't have given any of those actors credit for being any good, if Phantom Menace was the only movie I saw them in.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 10, 2012 11:36 PM (nhhgO)

308 carbonite is running google ads on aoshq so that is something.

And see, this is a tidbit we need to point out.

Everyone needs to CLICK on that thing so they have to spend money by paying Ace.

Sign up for a free trial, then cancel it.

Pro Flowers, now, do we have any Morons who are florists? How does that work? Is there some Moron we could support instead of Pro Flowers?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:36 PM (SsG4J)

309 SNL starts out mocking Rush, as if all his advertisers are gone and he's barrel-scraping for losers to buy his ad time. Hmmmmmmm...

How do you think Rush's ad rates compare to SNL's, measured over, say, the last 10 years? Who's gained, and who's lost?

SNL has lost sooooo much off their fastball, it's like they're throwing nothing but change-ups and knuckleballs. They're 'bout a half-step above Bill Maher. Maybe...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 10, 2012 11:37 PM (IojUD)

310 Night irongrampa!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:37 PM (SsG4J)

311 One thing I think we need to figure out is how to make 'em waste their money. We need to make them fight on many fronts.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:31 PM (SsG4J)


That's fun in theory, but a lot of the time it's *our* money they're spending.

That's the spigot that needs to close.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:37 PM (bxiXv)

312 You want to hurt Obama? Stop buying anything that can wait. No trips. Plan a staycation this year. I already went John Galt. You can too.

Hell, If I had a business, I would have ads in the paper to replace every single worker. I would sit down with every employee and explain that they have to bust their ass to keep the enterprise going. The SoS tale is so revealing. Someone talks pro-Obama at work. He/She is the first to be replaced.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (O3R/2)

313 Pro Flowers, now, do we have any Morons who are florists? How does that work? Is there some Moron we could support instead of Pro Flowers?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:36 PM (SsG4J)

it is clidked. I cannot sign up for the trial because I canceled them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

314 286
You know, logprof, I think many Conservatives, heck even just regular
Republicans aren't the civil disobedience types. They aren't wave
makers.

But quietly knowing where to shift their buying power,
that'd be awesome. (I myself have no trouble making waves. I know you're
shocked!)

We need to learn how to get info out quickly. As a demographic, we underutilized technology/Social media.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:29 PM (SsG4J)

--There's no need to "make waves." There's also no need to submit to a bizarre HHS/EPA/Department of Labor ukase if it is immoral.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (ykSKg)

315 Ok, to the person who mentioned their neighbors were playing loud latino
music, I have a very politically incorrect suggestion. Open your window
and scream "Immigration" at the top of your lungs.




Heh tomorrow I ref the Latino leagues, even the guys the run it admit that about 80% of the guys are illegal. Sometimes we have "issues" and get threatened...it's been suggested that I show up and walk out onto the field to do my pre-game wearing an INS/ICE shirt. Nobody would complain about a damn thing.....


Working on a Red Card report now, where is navycopjoe to check it out, it would make his daughter look like a little angel compared to this jackass I'm writing up now.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (/izg2)

316 Oh, and is my Black Swamp Man around tonight?

I will love you forever for your comment about Southerners the other night.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (SsG4J)

317 >>Great, thanks a pantload, 3 years of doing just fine and now I have to figure out how to change the damn thing. Very annoying.

Or you could just leave it alone and count on parking lot guy to set it for you.

Posted by: Retread at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (joSBv)

318 "SNL has lost sooooo much off their fastball, it's like they're throwing
nothing but change-ups and knuckleballs. They're 'bout a half-step
above Bill Maher. Maybe..."

SNL hasn't been funny in a very, very long time. For a couple seasons they'd get maybe one guy or sometimes a couple of guys on at one time who were actually somewhat funny, but even a lot of them were hit and miss.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:39 PM (R5yLq)

319 He/She is the first to be replaced.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (O3R/2)

After the election.. Dennis Miller said bosses should take a walk in the parking lot and see who has an Obama bumper sticker and if you have to let people go.. they should go first.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:40 PM (DGIjM)

320 Well, if we were liberals we would release fake polls to make them spend a ton in the purple states.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 11:40 PM (XTnhs)

321 Tom Hanks is, indeed, a slut.

Posted by: S Daniel at March 10, 2012 11:41 PM (BVkEs)

322 305 HA! My sons friend is home from college and always stays with us.. anyway he said Obama isnt liked at Purdue.. and students are saying they wont vote for him again.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:35 PM (DGIjM)

someone smart around here, a poster, wrote that zero was a fashion statement in the last election and I think they are right. I think a lot of people thought it was cool to vote for the first black president and they did. Now it's been done. I think that the people that were motivated to vote by the novelty of a baraka are not likely to vote this time and I think a lot of unlikely voters that showed up for other things that are unique to baraka are also unlikely to vote. I would say our odds are better than even but it is way to early to get complacent .

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

323 Heh tomorrow I ref the Latino leagues, even the guys the run it admit that about 80% of the guys are illegal.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (/izg2)


What a freakin' world.

Half of me things the whole illegal immigration thing is more about generating contempt for law than it is about the illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (bxiXv)

324 I have a small list of companies that I will absolutely not buy from or contract with, and a whole list of actors whose movies I will not pay to see. It would be nice to have a list to refer to, but once I find out a certain business or a person is a left leaning loon, I do all I can to avoid contributing to their livelihood.

One is Progressive, and another, since I'm getting to "that certain age," is the Obamacare lovin' AARP. They keep sending me their membership information and I keep using the postage-paid envelope to send their shit back with a note to let them know why I will never make use of their services.

I don't do this so much any more, but I used to lurk on sites like the Daily Kos and Dem Underground and watch for info on their lists of who to boycott.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (4/NHF)

325 No, I hear ya, logprof, I just mean people like my mama would submit to something just because someone in authority told her she had to. If a TSA person told her to strip naked she'd do it.

For her, quietly voting with her pocketbook is a doable thing, though.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (SsG4J)

326 After the election.. Dennis Miller said bosses
should take a walk in the parking lot and see who has an Obama bumper
sticker and if you have to let people go.. they should go first.







Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:40 PM (DGIjM)


Why wait until the election?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)

327 "Brosiery And Mantyhose Take Off As Men Seek Warmth, Comfort,...And Fashion Statement Of Patterned Tights."

I just got here and haven't read the comments, but, anyway.
I call BS on the men wearing women's pantyhose for comfort. Who the hell thinks wearing pantyhose or tights is comfortable? I'll wear pants just to avoid having to wear pantyhose. It's an evil plot to feminize men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2012 11:45 PM (E3985)

328 OK, I know this is really, really hard. Watch CNN and MSNBC. Check out the advertisers. Report back to us. Who the hell is supporting these traitors? We need to know.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:45 PM (O3R/2)

329 As an aside, I can thank the late, great William Safire for introducing me to the ever-more relevant word ukase lo many years ago.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:46 PM (ykSKg)

330 "
Well, if we were liberals we would release fake polls to make them spend a ton in the purple states"

Lol.. problem is for the most part conservatives are grown ups. We don't believe in the "end justifies the means". We don't like cheaters, or liars, or people who resort to dirty tricks.

My thought process? Well the most effective attack I've seen on the left in years was what was done with Acorn. A couple of kids posing as a pimp and prostitute, exposing Acorn's real agenda.

I'd love to see someone do that with planned parenthood. Ok, the pimp and prostitute thing was way over the top - but just imagine if people got undercover video of a young girl going into planned parenthood and inquiring about an abortion, but acting as if she wasn't sure she really wanted one.

For years the MSM has sold the lie that Planned Parenthood is all about caring for women, blah blah blah. Just imagine video showing what they are really all about? Have the girl ask, "Is the doctor performing the abortion a surgeon?" - Basically the sort of questions one would ask before any major surgery. My guess is these vultures would sell that abortion hard, try to talk her out of an ultrasound, etc.

That would be one front I think that would be highly effective, and a target rich environment.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:46 PM (R5yLq)

331 I have had a plan to put together a couple of companies that deal in cutting edge technologies, bio-fuels, solar power plants, wind energy, electric cars, perpetual motion, cold fusion. my thought was we put these things together and get a lot of liberal investors to dump their money into them and when they all come up as dry holes they lose their money and a lot of their influence in business and politics. it wea really moving along except for one fluking oversight on my part - baraka went and bailed them all out. now, the employees got fired, the management got their bonuses and the investors got their money back and I am back to square one. fluke me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

332 MSNBC might not exist in a few years. Same with some of the broadcast networks. The internet is killing their biased news biz and people prefer the entertainment options online instead.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at March 10, 2012 11:47 PM (ijjAe)

333 Or you could just leave it alone and count on parking lot guy to set it for you.


Posted by: Retread at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (joSBv)
No, he went back to Ethiopia or maybe it was Egypt. He was a sweetheart so I didn't throw a fit about it, but jeez. The others are mostly Latinos who would NEVER do such a thing (rightly).

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:47 PM (BETpH)

334 Theresa, that's cool! I do the same thing to AARP. Sent Thor's and Mama's membership cards back to them with a polite but scathing letter.

The entertainment industry is hard to take on. They're all so intertwined, too....a boycott of ABC means Disney, I think, and how many people with kids are going to do that?

But every little bit helps. Good idea about Kos.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)

335 I would say our odds are better than even but it is way to early to get complacent .
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

I think so too.

My sons friend always asks me updates on the election.. and asks me what I think of the candidates. Its kinda cute.
Tonight he asked me about Ron Paul. I told him he has appeal to young kids but.. I think he is a nutcase.
He said the kids at college talk about Ron Paul.



Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:48 PM (DGIjM)

336 Polliwog @233

You're probably right. Cat dynamics are strange. We have a two "kittens", their mom and the big limping galoot who may or may not be Dad. The offspring get along fine with Dad but they hiss at Mom like she was a total stranger.

Must abandon ship. Spent the day baking apple, banana and ginger bread for a bake sale. Celebrated the closure of my bakery with two glasses of wine.

Big mistake.

'Night, morons and moronettes. Keep your hand on it.

Posted by: creeper at March 10, 2012 11:49 PM (gre5a)

337 Half of me things the whole illegal immigration
thing is more about generating contempt for law than it is about the
illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (bxiXv)


Yeah it really pisses me off that I have to look the other way and not state the obvious that they should all get the fuck back to where they are legal citizens. OTOH, I do get to collect cash payments from them, so I guess what goes around comes around. A little.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 11:50 PM (/izg2)

338 Why wait until the election?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2012 11:44 PM (kaalw)

oh sorry, I should have clarified.. he said that AFTER the 2008 election.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:50 PM (DGIjM)

339 Lila Rose did just that, SOS. Got them to cover up statutory rape on tape. It didnt matter. Congress tried to defund them, but the usual harpies shreaked, so it didn't happen. Check out Live Action if you'd like to see the films. They're disgusting.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 11:50 PM (XTnhs)

340 SOS if we ever end up in the same place at the same time, I'll buy all your drinks that night!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 10, 2012 11:51 PM (/izg2)

341 Just jumping in with a report on my ride in a WWII vintage B-24 today. Best money I ever spent. They might be big on the outside, but they are very cramped and full of stuff like bombs, guns and turrets, bullets, fuel tanks and oxygen bottles. I got to sit aft of the bomb bay for takeoff and landing and during the flight I got to check out both waist gun positions, tail gun turret, bomb bay and up to the flight deck/top turret position. I have no words to describe the huge balls the kids who at 18-22 years old had to have possessed to ride these things into the skies and have some very pissed off people doing every thing in their power to kill them. Best part of the flight was our safety brief and all 10 paying customers were gathered around and the pilot told us that 2 of the pax riding with us were B-24 crewmen in WWII. We decided to let these old and frail gentlemen ride up front where there was a bit more room and easier access and us younger and more flexible folk rode in the back. I made it a point to shake both of their hands afterwards and thank them for their service and sacrifice. I almost lost it looking into those old wise eyes that were tearing up as mine were as we shook hands....Truly the greatest generation.

Posted by: helofixer at March 10, 2012 11:52 PM (sYof5)

342 "SOS if we ever end up in the same place at the same time, I'll buy all your drinks that night!"

Lol.. appreciate that. As it turns out I'm a cheap date, I gave up drinking liquor years ago, I'm strictly a soda guy now.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)

343 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:46 PM (R5yLq)

Long before he did ACORN, James O Keefe did a lot of this sort of thing. May have been how Breitbart found him?

Not sure if he did video, but there is a long phone call where he wanted to donate money to pay for places that did a lot abortions for black women specifically. He rambled on horribly about how good it was that they were aborting black children, etc....and they agreed with everything he said and encouraged him to give them money.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:53 PM (SsG4J)

344 286
You know, logprof, I think many Conservatives, heck even just regular
Republicans aren't the civil disobedience types. They aren't wave
makers.

But quietly knowing where to shift their buying power,
that'd be awesome. (I myself have no trouble making waves. I know you're
shocked!)

We need to learn how to get info out quickly. As a demographic, we underutilized technology/Social media.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:29 PM (SsG4J)

--There's no need to "make waves." There's also no need to submit to a bizarre HHS/EPA/Department of Labor ukase if it is immoral.
Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:38 PM (ykSKg)

It may be wishful thinking but I tend to think that the "strong silent type" is more of a conservative personality type. I know despite my vitriolic rantings and ravings here I just go about my business and do what I am going to do without needing to tell anyone. Anyway, I think conservatives are not as vocal about their discontent and are not well suited to protests but if you indicate how something is to their advantage or the disadvantage of people that hate them I think they would be inclined to go along - albeit quietly.

I have not paid to see a move in a theatre, on pay per view, or on disc for years. the onl way I ever see one is if I am at someone's house and they put one in or turn one on. I absolutely refuse to give them one damn dime.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

345 I dont support any company that supports PP.

Which sucks because Red Lobster and Olive Garden are on the list.

Oh well. I lose my appetite when I think of dead babies.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 10, 2012 11:53 PM (DGIjM)

346 "We don't believe in the 'end justifies the means'."



Exception: Love War?

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2012 11:53 PM (FQlFL)

347 Posted by: helofixer at March 10, 2012 11:52 PM (sYof5)

Aaaaawwwwwww . . . that's great, helo! sniff

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2012 11:54 PM (BETpH)

348 where has Allstate Mayhem Guy been? He could have a field day with that one!

Pfft, want to see Machines for Sale tackle that one!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2012 11:54 PM (rh3Kk)

349 night creeper

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 10, 2012 11:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

350 Night creeper!!!!

Posted by: helofixer at March 10, 2012 11:52 PM (sYof5)


Oh, helo, I AM SO GLAD you did this. How awesome!!!!! And even better that you got to share it with such fine men. You rock.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:54 PM (SsG4J)

351 damn this broken hampster's dildo of a comment fuch machine,

Love AND war! Love AND war!

Posted by: derit at March 10, 2012 11:55 PM (FQlFL)

352 Posted by: helofixer at March 10, 2012 11:52 PM (sYof5)

--Awesome!

I'd love to ride in one of those classic warplanes!

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:55 PM (ykSKg)

353 342
"SOS if we ever end up in the same place at the same time, I'll buy all your drinks that night!"

Lol.. appreciate that. As it turns out I'm a cheap date, I gave up drinking liquor years ago, I'm strictly a soda guy now.


Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)

--I already promised drinks for Wolverine.

Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:56 PM (ykSKg)

354 StuckonStupid,

The problem with Wolverine is that he should have simply sat there and operated a camera recording everything. We love his bravery. But he has to learn to use his brains. He is young. But ouch, cracked ribs? He's a man worthy of respect for his fortitude. But I would not want my son to be so naive.

Don't get me wrong. I admire him. "But a man has to know his limitations."



Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:56 PM (O3R/2)

355 Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 10, 2012 11:42 PM (4/NHF)

I just ponied up a stamp to tell AARP that they should take me off any contact list that they maintain (it would have been sweeter if it was a postage paid envelope envelope).


Posted by: Hrothgar at March 10, 2012 11:56 PM (i3+c5)

356 I have not paid to see a move in a theatre, on pay per view, or on
disc for years. the onl way I ever see one is if I am at someone's
house and they put one in or turn one on. I absolutely refuse to give
them one damn dime.


I did go see Act of Valor. In truth, I am just not a movie person, but I like that I'm not supporting them.

Music is another issue, I do buy a lot of music. I will NOT buy artists who are obnoxious, but I don't boycott them just for being Libs. Once they go ugly in public, though, I am done.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (SsG4J)

357 Some super new video from the Israeli airforce, incinerating a gang of Gaza missile shooters. Just click on my name link to see it.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (IojUD)

358 I do minor sting ops at PP by calling and asking them questions. It's just fact finding though, not trying to get them to say anything.

The PP down the street aborted up to 24 weeks. Ive always wanted to go in at 30 weeks or so abd see what they'd say. What stops me is the fear that they would agree to abort on the spot.

Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (XTnhs)

359 Bowerful muscles.

Posted by: Guy From Sidebar Video at March 10, 2012 11:59 PM (Iyg03)

360 logprof, keep an eye out. These guys tour the country selling rides to pay for the upkeep of these historical aircraft. The aircraft I rode on today was owned by the
collings foundation. click my name for a link for tour schedule.

http://www.collingsfoundation.org/cf_schedule-wof.htm

Posted by: helofixer at March 10, 2012 11:59 PM (sYof5)

361 357
Some super new video from the Israeli airforce, incinerating a gang of
Gaza missile shooters. Just click on my name link to see it.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (IojUD)

--I'll be in my bunk(er)

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:01 AM (ykSKg)

362 Once they go ugly in public, though, I am done.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (SsG4J)

me too.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:01 AM (DGIjM)

363 The problem with Wolverine is that he should have simply sat there and operated a camera recording everything.

I was surprised to read about Wolverine doing anything but that. Our guards are not allowed to do anything like that, and they're freaking Pinkerton. They are supposed to observe and call the police, not actively engage in anything.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:01 AM (SsG4J)

364 Don't get me wrong. I admire him. "But a man has to know his limitations."



Posted by: Jimbo at March 10, 2012 11:56 PM (O3R/2)


the limitations envelope is expanded if you are carrying a .44 magnum and going up against a punk with an unpowered nail gun that is feeling lucky.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

365 I missed the part where Wolverine was packing heat, off duty.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 11, 2012 12:03 AM (O3R/2)

366 The PP down the street aborted up to 24 weeks. Ive always wanted to go in at 30 weeks or so abd see what they'd say. What stops me is the fear that they would agree to abort on the spot.
Posted by: lauren at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (XTnhs)

OMG.. that makes me sick. 24 weeks.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:05 AM (DGIjM)

367 just saw that Moebius passed away.....shit sucks

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 12:05 AM (M8yfa)

368 Well, the coach just turned into a pumpkin. Time to take the old woman to bed. Love you all morons, even Greg. "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do."

Posted by: Jimbo at March 11, 2012 12:05 AM (O3R/2)

369 Night, Jimbo!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:06 AM (SsG4J)

370 Posted by: helofixer at March 10, 2012 11:59 PM (sYof5)


--They need to swing up to North Dakota some time. . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:06 AM (ykSKg)

371 I did go see Act of Valor. In truth, I am just not a movie person, but I like that I'm not supporting them.

Music is another issue, I do buy a lot of music. I will NOT buy artists who are obnoxious, but I don't boycott them just for being Libs. Once they go ugly in public, though, I am done.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:58 PM (SsG4J)

I share your thoughts on movies. I rarely feel like sitting down to watch a movie and certainly not in a theatre. All things being equal I greatly prefer books over movies. Additionally, I really dislike music videos, I am much happier never knowing what silly video they want to tie a song to or anything about the singer other than the sound of their voice. the recent shots of sinead oconnor have ruined her songs for me - I cannot hear there without thing of her pictures,

anyway, they have the right to hate me all they want and I have the right to spend my money elsewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:07 AM (Z9EHQ)

372 lauren, do they not go beyond 24 weeks because it's illegal?

I guess what I mean is, why do they stop at 24 weeks I wonder?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:07 AM (SsG4J)

373 I missed the part where Wolverine was packing heat, off duty.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 11, 2012 12:03 AM (O3R/2)

I was expanding on your "man's got to now his limitations" quote. I thought you were borrowing from dirty harry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

374 That picture of the warships disgusts me. I served on an FFG. Seeing them neutered via removal of their single arm bandits makes me want to puke.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 11, 2012 12:09 AM (Yb9jZ)

375 Jumbo, I have a friend who works at the hospital down the street from that PP. The get 2nd trimester women all the time who were sent by PP to get their vitals stabilized do they can abort. My friend is a nurse, and she does everything she can to sway them from it, but there isn't a lot she can legally say.

It's absolutely horrific.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:09 AM (XTnhs)

376 Abortion is legal through all 9 months, but there are hoops one must jump through to do a 3rd trimester abortion. The biggest is that you need a second, independent doctor verify that the mother's health is at risk. I assume PP just doesn't want to bother, so they don't advertise beyond 24 weeks.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:12 AM (XTnhs)

377 I saw Act of Valor tonight. I thought it was excellent, and I highly recommend it.

It was good to see action sequences that were realistic. So many action movies rely heavily on CGI special effects, and feature the heroes doing backflips through the air while shooting the bad guys. It's like they have to keep pushing the envelope to stimulate the senses of moviegoers who have become jaded.

But it wasn't all guns n' explosions, though there were plenty of both. The scenes with the wives and children, as well as the ending, were also emotionally draining. In short, the movie was entertaining in a way that Hollywood used to do but seems to have forgotten how. It compares favorably to the best war movies of generations past.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 11, 2012 12:12 AM (sdi6R)

378 lauren, thanks for the info

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:13 AM (SsG4J)

379 Of course "health" includes "depression" so it is really no restriction at all.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:13 AM (XTnhs)

380 It's absolutely horrific.
Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:09 AM (XTnhs)

Very horrific.

PP is pure evil.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:14 AM (DGIjM)

381 Helofixer, your post made my night! Sounds like it was AWESOME!

I have 1 uncle still alive on my Dad's side who was in the Navy in WWII. He turns 81 next month. I tell him every chance I get how thankful I am for his service, and I say the same to my 2 brothers and all the young ones in my family who have served.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:14 AM (4/NHF)

382 whoa, I got into the Counter Strike beta

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 12:15 AM (M8yfa)

383 No, that wasn't really a movie review by Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 11, 2012 12:15 AM (sdi6R)

384 --I already promised drinks for Wolverine.


Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:56 PM (ykSKg)


I'll fight you for that check!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:15 AM (/izg2)

385 No problem, Tammy. It is a disgusting, horrific blight on our society.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:15 AM (XTnhs)

386 384
--I already promised drinks for Wolverine.




Posted by: logprof at March 10, 2012 11:56 PM (ykSKg)

I'll fight you for that check!!!


Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:15 AM (/izg2)

--I'll drink to that!

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:16 AM (ykSKg)

387 379 Of course "health" includes "depression" so it is really no restriction at all.
Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:13 AM (XTnhs)


Dr Tiller aborted a late term baby because the mother couldnt fit into her prom dress.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:17 AM (DGIjM)

388 "After the election.. Dennis Miller said bosses should take a walk in the parking lot and see who has an Obama bumper sticker and if you have to let people go.. they should go first. "

My brother works for a company that is centered in California. His employers were not happy about Jerry Brown becoming governor.
One of the most frustrating things about democrats is that they are too dumb to realize the consequences of their anti-business practices.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2012 12:17 AM (E3985)

389 Does anyone know roughly how many "regular" posters we have here?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)

390 I added pictures to the aos facebook page. if you are a friend of mine ive got 4 videos posted as well on my FB home page.

Posted by: helofixer at March 11, 2012 12:18 AM (sYof5)

391 Tammy... I would guess about 20?

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:18 AM (DGIjM)

392 Heh, to tie PP and Trek together, I still remember watching DS9 with my Trekkie roommate from back in the day at FSU Damn, it was about 15 years ago). We are both pro-life, and there was a scene where Tuvak speaks the line, "It is illogical for a civilization to kill its own children." We both look at each other astoundedly and then I blurt out, "Vulcans are pro-life, too!"

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:18 AM (ykSKg)

393 389
With all the socks, that would be hard to figure out.

I'm semi-regular, if that helps.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 11, 2012 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

394 Does anyone know roughly how many "regular" posters we have here?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)
-------------------------------------------------
I've been pretty regular lately.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2012 12:19 AM (jucos)

395 Thank you for you bowel update, Trunk Monkey.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:20 AM (DGIjM)

396 389
Does anyone know roughly how many "regular" posters we have here?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)

--I would go to the Sunday ONTs for a few weeks and compile the "Top 10" posters over that time.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:21 AM (ykSKg)

397 I went to see Act of Valor, too, and Courageous, another great movie I'd recommend if you haven't seen it.

I've got no problem paying to go see movies which are made by independent groups and which reflect my values. I went to AoV the first week-end it was out, and gave myself a pat on my punkin' head for being part of their many-millions-of-dollars opening weekend take.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:21 AM (4/NHF)

398 I've been pretty regular lately.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2012 12:19 AM (jucos)
Care to share your secrets?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:22 AM (SsG4J)

399 Bran and lots and lots of whole grains.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2012 12:22 AM (jucos)

400
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:22 AM (SsG4J)

prunes

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 12:22 AM (M8yfa)

401 do you mean regular posters tonight or in general? aoshq staff must know since they are ranking the commenters by volume and sock use. I do think there are really that many. I do not know what you want to use as a definition of commenters but I would be surprised if there were more than 500 unique commenters in a week and I bet it is likely a lot lower.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

402 logprof, great idea, thanks! I wonder if Pixy can count hashes?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:23 AM (SsG4J)

403 Tiller was actually breaking the independent doctor law. He had a partner rubber stamping his abortions. He was protected by donating large sums of money to none other than HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. Kansas is more corrupt than Chicago, and it is awash in literal blood money.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:23 AM (XTnhs)

404 >>In short, the movie was entertaining in a way that Hollywood used to do but seems to have forgotten how.

A friend of mine refers to those as 'movies made for adults.' Not too many of them get made these days.

Posted by: Retread at March 11, 2012 12:24 AM (joSBv)

405 397
I actually meant to see it last weekend, but completely forgot about it. That's how much I've gotten away from going to movies.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 11, 2012 12:24 AM (sdi6R)

406 I've been pretty regular lately.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2012 12:19 AM (jucos)

I suppose the fact that a lot of the moronettes have been eating that activia stuff has an impact on regularity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

407 I'm semi-regular, if that helps.
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012

Try more fiber!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2012 12:25 AM (rh3Kk)

408 Not too many of them get made these days.


Posted by: Retread at March 11, 2012 12:24 AM (joSBv)

still plenty of them being made if you don't mind getting away from Hollywood

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 12:26 AM (M8yfa)

409 I have been in the top ten, a mark of shame I hide from my family a couple of times and it was with 300 or so comments over the course of a week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

410 402
logprof, great idea, thanks! I wonder if Pixy can count hashes?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:23 AM (SsG4J)

--I'm not sure; I think the Morons-in-Chief try to account for thinks like work hashes but I dunno.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:27 AM (ykSKg)

411 I've been pretty regular lately.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 11, 2012 12:19 AM (jucos)

I think that is how they compile the sock count data.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:27 AM (Z9EHQ)

412 Damn it. I lost my Baby Kitty recently after 18 years of awesomeness. I thought I was done with cats forever but that kitten video has me rethinking... Damn it.
\
I did make it through 130-ish posts. I'll try to go back and catch up.

I do so miss being able to be here on a regular basis. I'm trying to fix that.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:28 AM (otfJ1)

413 yankee, what would you estimate the lurker count as? And yes, I mean in general, not tonight specifically.

Just wondering how large the Moron Horde is.

Could I get some lurkers to just delurk tonight, for a hot second, just to gauge our numbers?

Just a quick "Here" "Hi" or "Yo" or "SCOAMF", please?

Pretty please???

With boobehs on top??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:28 AM (SsG4J)

414 I have never been in the top comments.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:29 AM (DGIjM)

415 Anyone know about crack addicted people? I have this crack addicted person who isn't too good at kids, and goes through high anxiety wityh the one kid she has. I kind of keep an eye on her and today she called in some big drama session w/ her kid. I want to tell her shes frickin crazy,

Posted by: Jimmah at March 11, 2012 12:29 AM (sv7B2)

416 Heh, anyone watching Good Morning Vietnam on the Military Channel? That was back when Robin Williams was funny.

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 12:29 AM (MtwBb)

417 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2012 10:47 PM (bxiXv)

I didn't change the clocks last fall on at least two of mine. I win.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:30 AM (otfJ1)

418 Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:23 AM (XTnhs)

Wow. God help us all.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:31 AM (SsG4J)

419 413
yankee, what would you estimate the lurker count as? And yes, I mean in general, not tonight specifically.

Just wondering how large the Moron Horde is.

Could I get some lurkers to just delurk tonight, for a hot second, just to gauge our numbers?

Just a quick "Here" "Hi" or "Yo" or "SCOAMF", please?

Pretty please???

With boobehs on top??


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:28 AM (SsG4J)
--Obviously the lurker count is more known to the Morons-in-Chief than us, but a proxy would be noting the site meter at one point, then the difference from 24 hours later, then adding up posts made between those hours and doing the division.

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:31 AM (ykSKg)

420 Miss Tammy,

why are you interested in the stats? are you planning an uprising or something? a million moron march ? a moron sit in at some place that serves alochol and fried food? a hobo hunt?

incidentally, it one of those unintended consequences things, I heard that since fox hunts have been outlawed in england they just switched to hobos. keep it on your short list of vacation ideas. apparently the hobos get winded faster but they climb faster and are harder to take down but look better mounted on the lodge wall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:32 AM (Z9EHQ)

421 I have never been in the top comments.

I wish I could say the same.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:32 AM (SsG4J)

422 We run our ferries here in WA on 1/2 biofuel too. Know why we only use 1/2 biofuel? If we use all biofuel it coagulates because of the cold temperatures of the sea.

It is a good idea though to pay 4 times the cost of fuel to guard against price spikes that would raise the cost maybe 2 times don't you think?

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 12:32 AM (MtwBb)

423 413
I mostly lurk, but comment sometimes. I've commented on several threads in the past couple of days, which probably skews my average.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 11, 2012 12:33 AM (sdi6R)

424 --Obviously the lurker count is more known to the Morons-in-Chief than us, but a proxy would be noting the site meter at one point, then the difference from 24 hours later, then adding up posts made between those hours and doing the division.
Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:31 AM (ykSKg)

I was told there was no math on this site.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:33 AM (DGIjM)

425 There's hash?

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:33 AM (/izg2)

426 Anyone have a recommendation on a wireless router?

Mine has been crashing 4 or 5 times a day recently.

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (1grxW)

427 Speaking of 'ettes and Activia, I absolutely HATE the Activia commercials! They're not as bad as the Flo Progressive commercials, but they make me want to throw stuff at my TV. Trouble is, I've never got anything near me soft enough to throw, so I just go into speed channel changing mode on the remote when they come on.

And talking about how many regulars are here on the ONT makes me miss some of the people I used to see. Don't get me wrong, I love all of you, but I wonder a lot about how they are doing these days, folks like Sifty, Editor, Rum, Runningrn, Sickinmass, etc., who I rarely or never see here any more.


Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (4/NHF)

428 Posted by: Jimmah at March 10, 2012 11:28 PM (sv7B2)
Saw a "Who is John Galt?" bumper sticker yesterday. Love that.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (otfJ1)

429 :/
might be time to sell my Jaina Solo figure

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (M8yfa)

430 I wish I could say the same.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:32 AM (SsG4J)

Thats because you always have something interesting to say.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (DGIjM)

431 There's hash?

I hope you brought enough to share with the class.

Posted by: garrett at March 11, 2012 12:35 AM (blhVv)

432 Sifty, Editor, Rum, Runningrn, Sickinmass, etc., who I rarely or never see here any more.


Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (4/NHF)

Sifty has become quite popular on twitter.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:35 AM (DGIjM)

433 Mine has been crashing 4 or 5 times a day recently.
Posted by: MrCaniac at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (1grxW)

Mine is a WEBTELL , it's three years old and never had a problem.

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 12:36 AM (MtwBb)

434 look better mounted on the lodge wall.

Depends on the parts mounted on the wall, I reckon.

I am curious about how large the Horde is because I am serious about the potential we have.

Most people are hungry to do something, but don't know how, or where to start or even what might work.

Not saying I know either, but I feel a need to try and find a way. I am pretty good at rallying the troops, but I need to ponder it a spell.



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:36 AM (SsG4J)

435 With boobehs on top??
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:28 AM
OK, I'm a sucker for the boobehs

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 11, 2012 12:36 AM (E2y5D)

436 Speaking of 'ettes and Activia, I absolutely HATE the Activia commercials!

"And the great taste is recommended by... me!!"

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at March 11, 2012 12:36 AM (JOM6t)

437 389
Does anyone know roughly how many "regular" posters we have here?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:17 AM (SsG4J)
I want to be more regular but my work/school schedule is interfering with that.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:37 AM (otfJ1)

438 I'm semi-regular, if that helps.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012

Try Activia!!!!!

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at March 11, 2012 12:37 AM (1grxW)

439 I do so miss being able to be here on a regular basis. I'm trying to fix that.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:28 AM (otfJ1)

well we miss your wurdiness bitsch. type more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:37 AM (Z9EHQ)

440 Ah, shaddapa you mouth Jamie.

Posted by: Tony Curtis at March 11, 2012 12:37 AM (JOM6t)

441 Posted by: MrCaniac at March 11, 2012 12:34 AM (1grxW)

love my WNDR3700

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 12:37 AM (M8yfa)

442 Oh no! The internet is down in South Park!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at March 11, 2012 12:38 AM (Y+DPZ)

443 OK, I'm a sucker for the boobehs

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 11, 2012 12:36 AM (E2y5D)


I'm a boobeh-sucker too.....when things are going well

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:38 AM (/izg2)

444 Not saying I know either, but I feel a need to try and find a way. I am pretty good at rallying the troops, but I need to ponder it a spell.



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:36 AM (SsG4J)

My son makes videos.. really good videos. He has all the high tech editing, special effects software and a really good camera.

I wish I had a clever idea for him to make a video and turn it lose on the interwebs.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:38 AM (DGIjM)

445 And hey guys, don't be hatin' on me. You have absolutely *no* idea how many higher-ups I had to "go down for" to get my gig.

Posted by: 'Flo' the Progressive Lady at March 11, 2012 12:39 AM (JOM6t)

446 Hey, hutch! If I was a single lady, I might be coaxed in to posting boobeh shots if say, 100 people delurked.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:39 AM (SsG4J)

447 Jumbo, I jabber, and it ain't ever interesting, but God bless ya!

I wish I had a clever idea for him to make a video and turn it lose on the interwebs.


See, right there is some major potential.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:40 AM (SsG4J)

448 Thank you, yankeefifth! It's less than 70 days to graduation so I think life may get a bit easier soon. The past two years have been full time school and full time (plus) work. I'm looking forward to 1) having an life again and 2) ONTing more.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:40 AM (otfJ1)

449 All right, time for me to call it a night.


Stay safe and alert, Morons!

Posted by: logprof at March 11, 2012 12:41 AM (ykSKg)

450 yankee, what would you estimate the lurker count as? And yes, I mean in general, not tonight specifically.

Just wondering how large the Moron Horde is.

Could I get some lurkers to just delurk tonight, for a hot second, just to gauge our numbers?

Just a quick "Here" "Hi" or "Yo" or "SCOAMF", please?

Pretty please???

With boobehs on top??
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:28 AM (SsG4J)

I am not sure. The anecdotal evidence, such as when someone posts a link to a naked ginger, or especially a nekkid ginger, is that it is is high but I get a sense is fluctuates. I have a sense that the lurker tide ebbs in february.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

451 Night, logprof! Sleep good!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:42 AM (SsG4J)

452 "I might be coaxed in to posting boobeh shots if say, 100 people delurked."



Petitions now make sense. We can make the world a better place, people!

Posted by: derit at March 11, 2012 12:42 AM (FQlFL)

453 Sifty has become quite popular on twitter.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp


Oh yeah, I do see Sifty on Twitter. I follow some of the AoS folk on a list that I have, and I think I might also be following you, too. You can add people to lists and you don't have to click follow.

I usually never have anything interesting to tweet (heh, kinda like here on the ONT) but I like to get on some hashtags and give the progs hell when I can.

If anybody's interested, I'm @TeeDee1.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:43 AM (4/NHF)

454 A lurker, Moi? I've been around since the "Moronpalooza" in Boston...'06?

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 11, 2012 12:43 AM (E2y5D)

455 I mentioned a video idea in another thtead. Make it bigger than Mitt. Have a video with Holder and Sebelius and Chu. Say "If Obama loses, takes these losers with him" or something.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:43 AM (XTnhs)

456 414 I have never been in the top comments.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:29 AM (DGIjM)

well as our morons can attest having read my comments, there is no correlation between quality an quantity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

457 See, right there is some major potential.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:40 AM (SsG4J)

Yeah.. it is. between twitter.. here...
we could all pass it on..

But.. I have no ideas. If we could all come up with an idea and content.. he could make it.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:44 AM (DGIjM)

458 Why February, Y5?

If I posted nekkid pics, all y'all would go blind from the necessary bleach being poured in to your eyes, and then you wouldn't love me any more.


And I noted there were an awful lot of ginger posts when I was not here to defend my tribe.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:45 AM (SsG4J)

459 Will the shots actually be genuine photographs?

Posted by: Arbalest at March 11, 2012 12:46 AM (d4Cyb)

460 455 I mentioned a video idea in another thtead. Make it bigger than Mitt. Have a video with Holder and Sebelius and Chu. Say "If Obama loses, takes these losers with him" or something.
Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:43 AM (XTnhs)

I like that.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:47 AM (DGIjM)

461 Yo.

Missed ya, Tammy, haven't seen you around.

As you can see, I haven't said anything either---a) funny, b) intelligent, c) stupid, or d) annoying enough to earn a more interesting nic.

*sigh*

Anyhow, sorry you've been through some crappy times. Hope things are improving!

Posted by: Generic Postr (aka delurker) at March 11, 2012 12:47 AM (szPD/)

462 448 Thank you, yankeefifth! It's less than 70 days to graduation so I think life may get a bit easier soon. The past two years have been full time school and full time (plus) work. I'm looking forward to 1) having an life again and 2) ONTing more.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:4

what are you gettin' learned fo'

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:47 AM (Z9EHQ)

463 And I noted there were an awful lot of ginger posts when I was not here to defend my tribe.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:45 AM (SsG4J)


MMM...ginger...

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:47 AM (/izg2)

464 well as our morons can attest having read my comments, there is no correlation between quality an quantity.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

I have no quality or quantity either. I am just filler.
; )

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:48 AM (DGIjM)

465 The last time I made a "concerned comment" was when somebody seemed suicidal. I suggested that they call SOMEBODY/ANYBODY. Myself and others were admonished that we weren't professionals...
Before that I linked ACES' new amazon gig w/porn movies. I was wrong and apologized. Now ppl post didlo pics, in the same manner. No problemo.
Lurking has its' privleges.

Posted by: hutch1200 at March 11, 2012 12:48 AM (E2y5D)

466 Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:47 AM (/izg2)

Y'alls obsession with gingers is...disturbing.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2012 12:48 AM (UR5vq)

467 I'm following, tammy. mine is @pennyannejones but I have literally 3 tweets and no clue what I'm doing.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 12:49 AM (XTnhs)

468 Well hello, Generic Postr! And thank you!!!!!!

I swear I won't pester you to stay delukred, but it sure is lovely to meet you! Your nic is awesome, BTW!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:49 AM (SsG4J)

469 We've chatted before, Tammy---

Did you ever order any bottles from SciPlus? Perfumery, I think you were into at the time...?

Posted by: Generic Postr (aka delurker) at March 11, 2012 12:51 AM (szPD/)

470 I'm the beadfreak.

Posted by: Generic Postr (aka delurker) at March 11, 2012 12:52 AM (szPD/)

471 what are you gettin' learned fo'

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:47 AM (Z9EHQ)
I've been spewing BS for two decades. I'm finally getting around to getting the paper that proves I know that BS. Management of Technology.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:52 AM (otfJ1)

472 458 Why February, Y5?

If I posted nekkid pics, all y'all would go blind from the necessary bleach being poured in to your eyes, and then you wouldn't love me any more.


And I noted there were an awful lot of ginger posts when I was not here to defend my tribe.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:45 AM (SsG4J)

I am not sure, but it did seem like the volume and velocity of comments declined in february, especially in the night thread. I suppose it is easy enough to check the comment count, but it also seems that the lag between comments was higher not the usual bada bing, badda bang, badda boom back and forth more typing into the void. then again, what the fluke to I know. I just assumed it was part of the post holiday blues that everyone goes through.

in all seriousness, your absence, I believe, had a quantifiable impact on the thread count. you type a lot - questions and answers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

473 Okay, I have a Twitter thingee, but the thing is, I mostly retweet, and I am not sure if that's bad form or not.

But I do think at the very least, we should all get a Twitter, and be prepared to Tweet like m*tha effin' cracy people, when need be. It's kind of empowering, to be honest.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:53 AM (SsG4J)

474 Y'alls obsession with gingers is...disturbing.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 11, 2012 12:48 AM (UR5vq)


So you are already slipping into our southern slang, that's fine by me, welcome to the South! And my obsession is only with the female gingers, 'cause I am a perv like that. Hit me up when you get down here and we can go on a ginger snipe hunt!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:53 AM (/izg2)

475 I am @hoosierclinger on twitter.

I have come up against my following limit... but as soon as I can add more I will.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:54 AM (DGIjM)

476 I have no quality or quantity either. I am just filler.
; )
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 12:48 AM (DGIjM)

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:55 AM (Z9EHQ)

477 Oh, YES! I remember you now!!!! And yes, I got some vials and a test tube rack!

Thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 12:55 AM (SsG4J)

478 I've been spewing BS for two decades. I'm finally getting around to getting the paper that proves I know that BS. Management of Technology.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:52 AM (otfJ1)

congratulations! be sure to post your actual graduation so I am able to give you an an offical congrats!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

479 Oh, YES! I remember you now!!!! And yes, I got some vials and a test tube rack!



brb, gonna think about Tammy's rack.....

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 12:57 AM (/izg2)

480 ya know Miss Tammy we could sort out the whole sock thing and number of commenters if everyone just registered a nekkid photo in the moron archive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

481 Awesome, lady Tammy. Glad to help.

*lurks*

Posted by: Generic Postr (aka delurker) at March 11, 2012 12:57 AM (szPD/)

482 congratulations! be sure to post your actual graduation so I am able to give you an an offical congrats!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 12:56 AM (Z9EHQ)
Because I imagine there might be some drinking involved... the actual day is May 12th. I can't believe it's this close.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:58 AM (otfJ1)

483 Man, I can't find it now, and maybe it's already been posted here, but there was something I saw on MSDNC, I think it was, where whomever had made the chyron thingie for Mitt's visit to the South to campaign had put the apostrophe in the wrong place. It said something like "Mitt learning to say ya'll." Idjits!

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:58 AM (4/NHF)

484 222
EXACTLY. I'd like somewhere we could compile a list of businesses to support.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 10, 2012 11:07 PM (SsG4J)



That would certainly be nice. If you ever see one of those lefty
"businesses to boycott" things those can be reversed as businesses to
patronize. A poitive list would be really nice though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 10, 2012 11:10 PM

Organized boycotts don't have a great success rate, sometimes even backfire

Going Galt means you decide on your own that this business simply doesn't deserve any of your hard earned money. Like with the media, they won't know why they're failing, their experts will try to fix the wrong problems, and they go under

You can find local websites on businesses in your area. Inevitably some leftie will call for a boycott on "Joe's Liquor Store" because they weren't sufficiently in love with the SCOAMF. I saw this on local issues for the Atwater Village part of LA during 2008. Some Obamabots were telling area residents not to patronize a local liquor store because they supported McCain.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 12:59 AM (Y+DPZ)

485 I have a friend who used to leave near a beef
packing plant. Seems when he and his brother would get bored enough
every so often they'd take a bullhorn, go down near the plant and yell
"Immigration".

The plant would clear out in a matter of minutes, and they'd have to shut down for the rest of the day. lol..



Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:26 PM

It's more effective in its Spanish version, "La Migra"


Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 01:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

486 kbdabear, valid point, and I agree.

Another thing about boycotts is good people also end up getting hurt. I have a cousin who's a GM mechanic. Definitley feeling the impact and he's as Conservative as they come.

But I'd still like to know who to support.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:03 AM (SsG4J)

487 Good night all.

Lets think of something we can put in a video.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 11, 2012 01:04 AM (DGIjM)

488 Night, JJS, and I will be thinking!

I mean, my lord, if we could get EoJ and berserker and Y5 to do the script, imagine the possibilities.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:05 AM (SsG4J)

489 Damn, Thor wants some attention, just when I'm starting to get back in the swing of things......

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:06 AM (SsG4J)

490 Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 12:58 AM (4/NHF)

Did Mitt really open up somewhere down South with Neil Young's Southern Man or was that a joke?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:07 AM (SsG4J)

491 and another thing,

in order to compensate for the lack of Miss Tammy lately I have made a deliberate decision to start using "all y'all" like in y'all's so cute I could just kiss all yall's toes." but not that exact phrase. more like "Hey, all yall get in here and tell me who made this chart with the fluked-up equtiy regression analysis motherflukers.

oh yeah that is another thing. I am replacing the word fuck with fluke. it is my remember the fluke cry; as opposed to the Alamo. it serves as a useful reminder, to me, of the perfidy of fluke and her ilk and provides a teaching opportunity every time someone asks why I am saying fluke in lieu of fuck; I get to explain the math, the lie, and why she is a slut. by the way I am not condemning sluts, just explaining the fact that technically, by her own admission, she is one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

492 night Jumbo Jogging Shrimp

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

493 Because I imagine there might be some drinking involved... the actual day is May 12th. I can't believe it's this close.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 12:58 AM (otfJ1)


you must be really excited.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

494 Y5, you are too sweet! Insert kissy-huggy emoticon here.

I saw your fluked campaign, and even made a tweet about Jake Tapper getting Fluked.

We can make it catch on, I know we can!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:10 AM (SsG4J)

495 I don't know if Mitt did that or not, Miss Tammy, all I saw was the ya'll business.

Y5, I noticed that people were starting to use 'fluke' for the 'f' word. I like it! Might just get away with using that around my sisters' kids when I lose my temper and have to struggle not to swear in front of 'em.

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 01:11 AM (4/NHF)

496
I have to agree with some of the previous posters... while I admire wolverine, of the SoS saga, he needs to rethink the physical confrontations...

Perhaps he could invest in a reletively cheap high quality cam corder? Might save on future medical bills. That being said, I admire the guy for jumping in there and trying to somehow apprehendthe two vandals, well done. The fact he held one,while being pounded onby the other is impressive.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at March 11, 2012 01:12 AM (i1YBw)

497 you must be really excited.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:10 AM (Z9EHQ)
Have you seen the Geico commercial with the pig who screams, "Wheeeee! Wheee! Wheee!"? That's me these days.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch - I am Breitbart at March 11, 2012 01:14 AM (otfJ1)

498 Y5, get you a Twitter acct. It's easy as pie.

BadMuthaFluker is probably too long, but you get the idea.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:14 AM (SsG4J)

499 Slut Fluke--try saying that 3 times, fast! lol

But yeah, here's a broad who gets up there, tells the world aaalllllllll about her sex life and then whines that she's judged for it. Stupid bint.

Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 01:15 AM (szPD/)

500 The fact he held one,while being pounded onby the other is impressive.

Sure was. 'specially with him being such a little feller and all!

I wanted to suggest Badge as his nickname...short for Honey Badger, but also befitting his job, you know?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:16 AM (SsG4J)

501 ok, not 'sex life'....rather...her desperate need for (comparatively speaking) a whopping amount of birth control

Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 01:18 AM (szPD/)

502 The thing about the Fluke story is that we're getting the facts wrong.

If I am reading the testimony correctly, she was testifying on behalf of fa friend, who took pills for a medical problem (PCOS), NOT for contraceptive purposes. Cuz she was gay and all, and so had no need for contraception.

They're going to start in with this shit big time, and we need to get the facts straight.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:19 AM (SsG4J)

503 ""Slut Fluke--try saying that 3 times, fast! lol"


Slut fluke slut flute shit fuck shit fuck



yeah can't do it. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 01:19 AM (FMbng)

504 And the GOP also needs to prepare arguments for "I don't believe in war, but I have to pay for taxes that go to fund war" because I get that argument all the time.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:20 AM (SsG4J)

505 "Mabus and other alternative fuel boosters acknowledge upfront the
service is paying a lot more than it would for traditional petroleum,
but..."

If the stuff required concocting fifty pages of specifications, then of course the Navy paid more.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 11, 2012 01:21 AM (TsNVA)

506 Then she is just straight up lying about the cost, Tammy.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 01:22 AM (XTnhs)

507 We can make it catch on, I know we can!

I would advise you to be careful with the "fluke me". It is fine to type it but the other day I actually yelled it out - more or less a morning ritual these days. anyway I felt like I had been dropped into a horror movie for a moment. there was a sudden chill in the room, the light flckered, the dogs started whimpering, the methlab actually went and hid and then there was the sound of slow, plodding, ponderous footsteps pounding down the hallway of the 13th floor. then our doorbell rang which is unusual at 5am. I peeked out the peephole and it was her - FLUKE! I stood there motionless, holding my breath for what seemed like hours. eventually she muttered something about being stood up again and having to take matters into her own hands, again, and stomped off. my hands still tremble as I think about the whole thing and type it now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

508 Berserker, hello!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:22 AM (SsG4J)

509 Testifying on behalf of some (anonymous, perhaps ficticious) "friend."

Like an "unnamed source."

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 01:24 AM (szPD/)

510
Y5, I noticed that people were starting to use 'fluke' for the 'f' word. I like it! Might just get away with using that around my sisters' kids when I lose my temper and have to struggle not to swear in front of 'em.
Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 01:11 AM (4/NHF)

really? Yes we can, yes we can!

I guess it is kind of a dilemma, which is worse to say in front of young impressionable kids the f word or fluke - that latter carries so much more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

511 ""Berserker, hello!!!!!!!""


Hey!

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 01:25 AM (FMbng)

512 500 The fact he held one,while being pounded onby the other is impressive.

just another monday night in flukes dorm room.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

513 Then she is just straight up lying about the cost, Tammy.

Probably, but that still wanders away from the issue.

She made a CHOICE to attend a Jesuit University. She has no right to infringe on their 1st amendment rights. End of story. i don't care if she legitimately needed pills to save her life...she can damn well carry her happy ass to another effing school and get them. I bet she could right a letter to the company and get a lifetime supply for free.

It does not make one damn difference WHY she needs the pills. She needs to get them elsewhere.

We need to focus on that. Her ovaries are not more important than the First Amendment.

I've been tweeying "Keep her ovaries off my rosaries" all day, and I am not even Catholic.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:27 AM (SsG4J)

514 Thousand bucks a year for birth control--suppose that amounts to a couple of abortions and a handful of (already *free*) condoms which were only used as party favors?

Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 01:28 AM (szPD/)

515 Whatcha workin' on, Bers?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:28 AM (SsG4J)

516 hey Berserker,

did you go to the meetup?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 01:29 AM (Z9EHQ)

517 Well, some pills are more expensive than others...that acne preventing one is a little spendy. Yaz?

Doesn't matter, though, she needs to get them somewhere else.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:31 AM (SsG4J)

518 Where's Zakn, btw?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)

519 Lefties are a group-think bunch who constantly need validation of their beliefs and their tastes.

Take TV shows. Let's say you have someone who loves "Glee" and wants to talk about the show all the time. Don't say "I won't watch them because they mock my beliefs or conservatives", say "I don't watch the show, it doesn't do anything for me" or "I don't watch much TV"

The disinterest deflates the validation needs of the lefties, and they even feel a little insecure about their lives being about tv shows.




Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 01:33 AM (Y+DPZ)

520 ""Whatcha workin' on, Bers?""



Nothing tonight. I'm in guitar fondling mode rather than fixing. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 01:34 AM (FMbng)

521 Ok, yeah, it's not *supposed* to be about birth control....just the BC drugs being used for "other purposes."

Doesn't change the way the drugs work, which is why the drugs are opposed.

Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 01:34 AM (szPD/)

522 Holy shit, wasn't even going to check in, but....

Hi Tammy!!!!

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 11, 2012 01:35 AM (uN27w)

523 I'd love to see someone do that with planned parenthood. Ok, the pimp and prostitute thing was way over the top - but just imagine if people got undercover video of a young girl going into planned parenthood and inquiring about an abortion, but acting as if she wasn't sure she really wanted one.

For years the MSM has sold the lie that Planned Parenthood is all about caring for women, blah blah blah. Just imagine video showing what they are really all about? Have the girl ask, "Is the doctor performing the abortion a surgeon?" - Basically the sort of questions one would ask before any major surgery. My guess is these vultures would sell that abortion hard, try to talk her out of an ultrasound, etc.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 10, 2012 11:46 PM

They have done it with Planned Parenthood. Look up Lila Rose and the organization Live Action.

http://bit.ly/yex3Zq

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 01:36 AM (vUK/h)

524 kbdabear, exactly. I find a way to sort of slyly make fun of it, etc. And my friends know I really don't watch much TV at all, so it's easy for me to make my point about people who seem to be consumed by TV or repeating memes on FB all day or going along with things just because everyone else does.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:37 AM (SsG4J)

525 Watching a documentary "The Making of South Park"

How do Stone and Parker do it? It helps that they're almost insane and really don't give a shit who they offend

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 01:37 AM (Y+DPZ)

526 Hmmmm....do tell us about all that fondling, berserker!!!

Hey DC!!!! Hows Cougar???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:38 AM (SsG4J)

527
""hey Berserker,



did you go to the meetup?""



Nah blew it off. Would have been a lot of train crap. I just didn't have the time, because I would had to start the whole damn travel thing at 3:30 just to get there by 5:30. I had to finish working on an amp that had to get done for tonight and I didn't get done until 5. I could have just drove there in about an hour, but fuck that town for parking.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 01:39 AM (FMbng)

528 Heh, I like that, Tammy. I'm going to have to RT that.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 01:39 AM (XTnhs)

529 When an Israeli soldier has his throat cut, he's considered "moderately injured":

http://youtu.be/DYtzi10iTdE

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 11, 2012 01:39 AM (IojUD)

530 Thanks, Clyde! Hello!



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:39 AM (SsG4J)

531 Another angle could be that, since Flukebuddy can afford >23K/semester, she should pony up her own $ as likely she's a 1%er anyway....heh.

Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 01:40 AM (szPD/)

532 Oh, and I wanted to give a little shout out to Richard! I saw him the other night, I think... aka Orange Tree?

3 months is WAYYYYY over with now, man, come on back!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:41 AM (SsG4J)

533 George Lucas has mitichlorians between his ears. Suck it up Annie. There is no Star Wars beyond the original movies: Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi in original theatrical release.

George Lucas and Barack Obama both have the anti-Midas touch, they think if they keep tinkering they will eventually reach Nirvana, while in reality all they are produce is well a million gallons of bio-diesel.

The Navy is doomed. Sure the John Murtha, Ceaser Chavez, and Gabrielle Giffords will be built. But the Navy's fleet size will remain frozen for the next five years while construction for new ships is put off. Meanwhile CVN-65 Enterprise just set sail on her final deployment. Soon the USN will not have a Big E.

To quote James Kirk, "I have a bellyache and its a beaut."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 01:42 AM (SHnHe)

534 Hey, DC -- this might be a good time to talk about your ring-tailed masked vermin issue.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 01:42 AM (kaalw)

535 And where the hell are Robert and Gushie?

Bean? Vika? Jerry??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:42 AM (SsG4J)

536 One of the most effective things I ever saw against abortion was the 1997 Ben Folds song "Brick"

http://tinyurl.com/3h9oosz

The song is about a guy who takes his girlfriend for an abortion, and her deep guilt and depression afterwards

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 01:43 AM (Y+DPZ)

537 Generic, excellent point.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:43 AM (SsG4J)

538 #502

If you listen to whole thing, she makes both claims for herself and a collection of unidentified persons. It's all nonsense on stilts. I find it highly improbable that off-label (non-contraceptive) use of a birth control pill for treatment of a specific medical condition, rather than prevention of an undesirable result of recreational sex, would not be covered by a typical health plan. Off-label applications can lack coverage if they are new or lack any clinical trials to back their validity but the use of contraceptive pills is decades old.

The claim falls down on another related basis. That off-label use is largely obsolete because there are preferred medications these days that are regarded as more effective and should present no conflict.

The whole thing was a scam up to and including her very presence in that room. As I said last night, the Dems knowingly sought to prevent a Congressional committee from carrying out its assigned task. Which in turn means sabotaging Congress as an entity. The word for that where I come from is treason but in Dem controlled districts it's pronounced reelection.


Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 01:44 AM (kcfmt)

539 Cougars drunker than I am. That's not a good thing, most of the time. But you ladies sure are affectionate when drunk...

brb.

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 11, 2012 01:44 AM (uN27w)

540 Feminists hate that song. How dare a man have a negative reaction to abortion. SEXIST!11!

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 01:45 AM (XTnhs)

541 Hello, Anna Puma. Obama sure does have that reverse Midas thing going on. And apparently a big ass pompous movie out? Or is it just a commercial?

Anyway, the Lucas parallel is very apt!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:46 AM (SsG4J)

542 Sorry, Cthulhu, it'll have to keep. Celebrating sisters birthday left me in no state to type long stories,

Cliff notes version: thank all major and minor deities that raccoons dont have opposable thumbs and know how to use simple tools.

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 11, 2012 01:47 AM (uN27w)

543 ""Hmmmm....do tell us about all that fondling, berserker!!!""



eh, just going through the strats.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 01:47 AM (FMbng)

544 would not be covered by a typical health plan.

Oh, I believe that part, it's a Catholic school. It makes no difference why the pill is being taken, the religious objection is still valid. They shouldn't be forced to provide a drug they believe is a crime against their religion.

But otherwise, yes it's all a ginned up controversy and yet another one the Repubs fell right into.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:50 AM (SsG4J)

545 #519

My answer is 'I simply cannot watch people in their mid-twenties portraying high school students anymore.'

Back in the 70s this was for the purpose of depicting horny co-eds who'd get nekkid in B-movies. Kind of wasted on primetime TV.

Watching Smallville was like that. I once asked my brother, "Is he going to become Superman before his first prostate exam?"

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 01:51 AM (kcfmt)

546 eh, just going through the strats.


I will not say "I told you so"



I will not say "I told you so"



I will not say "I told you so"



But I WILL say Welcome to the Dark Side!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:52 AM (SsG4J)

547 KONY 2012!!!!1!1

Posted by: Smug Fuck at March 11, 2012 01:53 AM (AOeQo)

548 #544

Actually, they do cover it for staff. This was solely about the policy being offered to students, presumably at a lesser rate than they might obtain for themselves as individuals due to the tax laws that favor large businesses. Which brings up another problem with this testimony. Unlike Ms. Fluke, most college students are under 26 years of age. Therefore, they'd still enjoy coverage under their parents' coverage through Obamacare's Prolonged Adolescence Clause.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 01:55 AM (kcfmt)

549 "Stone and Parker...really don't give a shit who they offend"





Onward, Christian soldiers

Posted by: derit at March 11, 2012 01:55 AM (FQlFL)

550 470
I'm the beadfreak.

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Are you the egg, man?
Are you the wall, Russ?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 11, 2012 01:56 AM (6fER6)

551 epo, if they cover it for staff, then I have to honestly say I do not get the objection. They lose their religious argument then, no???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:57 AM (SsG4J)

552 ""But I WILL say Welcome to the Dark Side! ""



I said eh, not wow. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 01:57 AM (FMbng)

553 542
Sorry, Cthulhu, it'll have to keep. Celebrating sisters birthday left me in no state to type long stories,



Cliff notes version: thank all major and minor deities that raccoons
dont have opposable thumbs and know how to use simple tools.

Posted by: DC In Towson at March 11, 2012 01:47 AM (uN27w)


Some other time, perhaps....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)

554 Ok, sleep time. Although I am curious about this whole DJBreitbart thing. I remember squealing like a school girl when Breitbart and I put the same album in the "Albums that are perfect" thread. The Smiths "The Queen is Dead" in case you're wondering.

Anyway, his friends are all putting together playlists for him under #DJbreitbart. Should be interesting.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 01:58 AM (XTnhs)

555 Oh, I can read between the lines, bers, don't try and play coy with me. How many Gibbies did ya walk past to fondle them there Fendies?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 01:59 AM (SsG4J)

556 467
I'm following, tammy. mine is @pennyannejones but I have literally ... no clue what I'm doing.

---------

Neither does anyone else on Twitter.

Posted by: @Anachronda at March 11, 2012 01:59 AM (6fER6)

557 Where be jc???

Jeez, ya leave for a while and no one's around any more.



Night, lauren! I confess that DJbreitbart thing is confusing Granny, here.

And can anyone tell me what sxsw is???


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:02 AM (SsG4J)

558 Oh, Anachronda, that's an excellent idea, your hash thingee, thanks

Lauren, did you post your Twitter nic, I have already forgotten.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:03 AM (SsG4J)

559 Sxsw is a music/ tech festival here in Austin. Basically, it is ground zero for the smug.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 02:04 AM (XTnhs)

560 Anachronda, how cool are you?

Dobroy vyecheer! (Please forgive my feeble attempt!)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:05 AM (SsG4J)

561 Yeah, @pennyannejones which I now realize is too damn long, but oh well.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 02:05 AM (XTnhs)

562 ""Oh, I can read between the lines, bers, don't try and play coy with me.
How many Gibbies did ya walk past to fondle them there Fendies?""


None actually, I started with one, and I may end with one. It depends on what songs.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:06 AM (FMbng)

563 Okay so they are all kind of ripping on it, then?

That's the part of Twitter I will probably never glom on to, I am hopelessly dorkish.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:06 AM (SsG4J)

564 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:07 AM (4ixH5)

565 SXSW is South by Southwest. Think hippie festival in Austin tx

Just been real busy with work MissT. Back to the salt mines

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 02:07 AM (FLkYa)

566 It depends on what songs.

Are you taking requests? I am in the mood for Hammerfall, hint, hint.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:08 AM (SsG4J)

567 And can anyone tell me what sxsw is???




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:02 AM (SsG4J)

South By Southwest! Huge music and film festival in Austin.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:08 AM (4ixH5)

568 Same here, Tammy. But yeah, they're making fun of all the people that are super serious about sxsw.

Posted by: lauren at March 11, 2012 02:09 AM (XTnhs)

569 Zakn!!!!!!!!!! Hug!

Robert, my son.

Tell me how much you missed me, humor your mother.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:09 AM (SsG4J)

570 Damn, rich smug hippy fucktard Proglodytes.

Such a shame I will have to miss it this year.

Not that I know the dates.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:11 AM (SsG4J)

571 ""Are you taking requests? I am in the mood for Hammerfall, hint, hint.....""



funny, thats actually why I started with the gibson. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:11 AM (FMbng)

572 humor your mother.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:09 AM (SsG4J)



An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young
girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he
is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says..

'90!' replies the woman.
'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How
much do I owe you?'

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:11 AM (4ixH5)

573 Admittedly I stole that from an earlier ONT.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:12 AM (4ixH5)

574 funny, thats actually why I started with the gibson. lol

Great minds think alike, especially when they're Scorpios. I can get all inside the average Scorpio's head, as a rule. But I'll behave!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:13 AM (SsG4J)

575 #551

I don't know the history but I wouldn't be surprised if they gave in to a union demand at some point.

I don't think it makes them hypocrites though. The staff and students are two separate groups of people. The students are free to look elsewhere for coverage but it's kind of like the traditional parental edict, "As long as you're living under my roof, etc., etc."

The university isn't the only game in town for health coverage. Extending the offers to students is a courtesy, not a lock-in. Most of the people I ever met who were Georgetown grads tended to come from fairly well off families and the idea that they ever had to choose between birth control and a better grade of ramen noodles is laughable.

The lecture is the same as I'd give any whiny student. If you have any aptitude you can do it fast by focusing on your studies to the exclusion of nearly all else, or you can do it slow and try to have a lot of time for dates and partying plus holding down a job to pay for that stuff.

Which goes back to the least expensive and OTC birth control of them all: aspirin. Place it between both knees and hold it there. Extremely high rate of effectiveness. Especially for a supposed full-time student.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 02:14 AM (kcfmt)

576 "rich smug hippy fucktard Proglodytes."

lol. Filing that one away for future reference.


Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 02:14 AM (szPD/)

577 Robert, it was well worth stealing!

I am humored, thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:14 AM (SsG4J)

578 Proglodytes I stole from RushBabe! LOVED that!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:15 AM (SsG4J)

579 Miss Tammy I need to somehow get you on my FB page. I have a lot of pics of "the kids" there. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:15 AM (FMbng)

580 ""Great minds think alike, especially when they're Scorpios. I can get all
inside the average Scorpio's head, as a rule. But I'll behave! ""


Have at it, its a scary place though. You WILL scream before I do. lol



Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:16 AM (FMbng)

581 Hey Kids,

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 02:17 AM (ufJKx)

582 Thanks Tammy for the kind words. The way Obama is 'perfecting' the US economically, politically, and militarily - I expect Ozymandias.

And I so want to read the next installment from SOS to see if wittle mizz twilight creaps into his place.... Though if I was Heckle and Jeckle I might want to sue for libel, those crows are far smarter than those extras from Idiotocracy. If this was not real life, it would the basis for a great novel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 02:17 AM (SHnHe)

583 Well, tell ya what, I am Daedric Warhammer on FB.

If you feel like it, send me a friend request thing. It's just me and Robert and Gushi and Polliwog so far.

I'd seriously love to see your boys.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

584 560
Anachronda, how cool are you?

Dobroy vyecheer! (Please forgive my feeble attempt!)


---------

Привет! I'm soo cool that I made my own custom keyboard layouts for both MacOS and Windows so that I could add combining unicode accents, allowing me to type my homework.

OK, so that's slightly a bit more on the nerdy side than the cool side, but you work with what you've got.

Posted by: @Anachronda at March 11, 2012 02:17 AM (6fER6)

585 Guy goes into a brothel, requests a woman who will have sex with him on the 2nd floor balcony. He gets his request, goes upstairs, and he and the woman are doing their stuff but get a little carried away and end up falling to the sidewalk below, man on the bottom, woman on the top, out c-o-l-d. A little kid comes and knocks on the door of the brothel. When the madam answers, he points to the couple on the sidewalk and says "Hey lady, your sign fell down!"

Joey Adams from one of his comedy compilation books.

And with that, folks, nitey-nite! Sleep well!

Posted by: Theresa knows the MSM are our enemy at March 11, 2012 02:18 AM (4/NHF)

586 Anna, I think it is the basis for a novel!!!!!!!!

Someone needs to get on it. Idiots is a gross understatement.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:20 AM (SsG4J)

587 Tammy you know Gushie and Polli? Hey am on FB also, ranting and raving as ... drum role please Anna Puma.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 02:20 AM (SHnHe)

588 TOYS. I want to see Berserkers TOYS, not his boys.

JHC, I need to get some shut eye.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:21 AM (SsG4J)

589 Anachronda, that is BEYOND cool.

Potential, we have much here, do y'all see what I'm saying???

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:22 AM (SsG4J)

590 ""Well, tell ya what, I am Daedric Warhammer on FB.""



Yeah thats not coming up. Just Skyrim stuff, go figure. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:22 AM (FMbng)

591 Theresa, LOLOL!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:23 AM (SsG4J)

592 Hmmm, I wonder if I spelled it wrong....let me check.

Anna keep an eye out.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:24 AM (SsG4J)

593 Zakn, you want a CS:GO beta key?

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 02:26 AM (M8yfa)

594 Well since most of my old freinds have quit posting on the ONT like Editor, Rum, wicked pinto, gator, runningrn, dumb blonde etc I am going to alienate the rest of the people here it seems and weigh in on the SOS saga.
To start with I would never ask someone to change his t shirt at work because it offened me. If he worked underneath me and the shirt wasn't allowed by my boss I would send him home and tell him to change. Again I would never do that just because I was offended and I would also never put someone else in harms way to protect my personal property because I was offended by a t shirt.

I would wear an old Marine t shirt and tell the asshole I wore this shirt while killing communist douchbags like the one on your shirt and leave it at that. No HR, no police or private security protecting my shit and getting injured over my actions. If someone else got injured protecting my personal property because I wanted to make a point to some asshole wearing a t shirt I would be mortified. I would never have asked for it, accepted it or garnered praise for it. If I want to make a point I will suffer the consequenses myself.

For those of you saying that's what Brietbart would have done, sorry I only saw him doing the exact opposite. I saw Brietbart several times calling out liberals while respecting their right to be liberals. He called out their hypocrisy, not their rights. He did it with ACORN, PPH and the MSM in general. I never saw him dispute their right to be communists, he just wanted to make sure that people knew they were communists. If they were breaking the law he made that known. I never saw him on a banning t shirts campaign.

It's about freedom, I have fought for that. Unless my employer bans USMC t shirtsand if notif someone wants to give me greif for wearing one it's personal. I lived in a time where wearing a USMC t shirt made you a target of ridicule.Are we living in a time nowwhere we applaud bringing in theentire beurocrisy, and gettinginnocent third partys injured over a t shirt? Fuck I hopenot. I beleive Obama hasruined more lives than Che, should we ban Obama t shirts because we are offeneded, have people injured protecting our personal property because we don't like the shirt or the message? That isn't America, that'sthe fucking soviet union.

Sorry I am not for it, I know contrary opinions aren't really allowed here now so I will respect that.

Have a nice evening.

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (MtwBb)

595 545
#519My answer is 'I simply cannot watch people in their mid-twenties portraying high school students anymore.'

Heavy.

Posted by: Marty McFly at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (z0Huy)

596
""TOYS. I want to see Berserkers TOYS, not his boys.

JHC, I need to get some shut eye.....""



yeah I wasn't going near that one. I was waiting for Robert to come screeching in. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (FMbng)

597 Tammy can give you something to search for that will make you cry.

Amazon has Amazon Studios. They have a yearly screenplay contest. Grand prize is $100,000. Bing the 2011 winner which is called Origin of the Species. I read the synopsis and just stopped. To me it struck as really bad and unoriginal. Touching Blue and Gaia 4 had more originality but they lost.

So yes for 2012 I am trying to write a decent screenplay to at least win one of the monthly prizes. I dare not aim for brilliance because it would be casting pearls before swine I think.

So perhaps you should adapt SOS' story for a screenplay or novel. Fictionalize it a bit with some salacious banter and try to have Bruce Willis play SOS. And share with SOS the win. Possible title - Breaking Che.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (SHnHe)

598 Hey, robtr, you didn't offend me, and I sure don't want you to run off, okay?????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:28 AM (SsG4J)

599 Heavy.


Posted by: Marty McFly at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM



There's that word again...heavy.

Why is everything so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Posted by: Some crazy professor at March 11, 2012 02:29 AM (FMbng)

600 Anna, that is awesome! Can't you write two at a time???

Or maybe SoS will!

Who votes? Is it possible to see yours?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:30 AM (SsG4J)

601 epobirs--Thank you very much for your thorough, mature analysis of the Fluke-up.

I've seen my fill of Kabuki these last 3 years, to the point I can rarely watch it anymore. So thanks for doing the research, too.




Posted by: Generic Postr at March 11, 2012 02:30 AM (szPD/)

602 There's that word again...heavy.Why is everything so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull? Posted by: Some crazy professor at March 11, 2012 02:29 AM (FMbng)
Whoa, hey wait a minute, Doc, like, whoa, hey, Doc!, no Doc, DOC!

Whoa!

Posted by: Marty McFly at March 11, 2012 02:31 AM (z0Huy)

603 161 Merovign, I like the cut of your jib.

It's the only one I got, baby! Boom baby BOOM!

Posted by: The Other Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight at March 11, 2012 02:31 AM (tNtzP)

604 I'd seriously love to see your boys.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:17 AM (SsG4J)

O.O

Posted by: Context? What's that? at March 11, 2012 02:31 AM (4ixH5)

605 The Mother of All Freudian Slips, to say the least, Bers.

Robert is much too innocent to have caught it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:32 AM (SsG4J)

606 Robert is much too innocent to have caught it.



Sure, and I'ma da pope. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:35 AM (FMbng)

607 #599

Actually, it was an obscure Vonnegut reference, invoking his novel 'Slapstick,' wherein a future largely abandoned Earth has highly variable gravity.

Made into a wretched disaster of a movie starring Jerry Lewis and Madeline Kahn as Neanderthal genius twins.

Yeah, I went there. And a long trek it was.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 02:36 AM (kcfmt)

608 Bers, it's definitley Daedric Warhammer.



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:37 AM (SsG4J)

609 Pretty much anyone who has an Amazon account can submit and vote. Amazon, if they like your screenplay and give you a monthly prize, owns your story for 18 months. Monthly prize can be as much as $20,000. They are also taking test films and such that can win a person money.

Right now still writing mine. Have to re-read the rules but I think I can only submit one screenplay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 02:39 AM (SHnHe)

610 I am not sure if the Pope is actually permitted to be Friends with Daedric Warhammer, though.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:40 AM (SsG4J)

611 Well, Anna, do please keep me posted.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:43 AM (SsG4J)

612 ""Bers, it's definitley Daedric Warhammer.""


Yeah not coming up. Zero results. Unless I'm searching wrong.

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 02:45 AM (FMbng)

613 Ah, I see I still my Thread Killing Fu is still strong.........

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:45 AM (SsG4J)

614 watching some DOTA 2 games

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 02:48 AM (M8yfa)

615 Hmmmmm......try searching with birthdate? November 17th? I have no clue about FB.

Send me an email with your FB stuff, if you don't want it public?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:49 AM (SsG4J)

616 Ah, I see I still my Thread Killing Fu is still strong.........

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:45 AM (SsG4J)


Don't worry, I'm here to kill the thread with you.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:49 AM (4ixH5)

617 Sorry I am not for it, I know contrary opinions aren't really allowed here now so I will respect that.

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (MtwBb)


Sorry. Wanna talk Skyrim?

Posted by: cliqueing clique what cliques at midnight at March 11, 2012 02:50 AM (nnc3t)

618 It's kind of busy here tonight. Spring Break has started here.

No naked chicks yet.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:50 AM (4ixH5)

619 Wooohooo, we roused the clique police! Hey there, been awhile!

If only we could rouse some nekkid chicks for Robert. How hard can that be in South Tejas at Spring Break, fer crissake?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:53 AM (SsG4J)

620 I know! Can't a lonesome night guy glimpse some boob just once?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

621 Tammy (171) -- Totally agree. I have been a multi-yr lurker, recent commentor. When the NJ/NY meet-up was proposed, I started wondering how many moron/ettes were in my area. Maybe via the Yahoo or FB setting, we could divide up into broad areas (time zone), then further breakout by state/region of state. This wouldnot only give everyone an opportunity to become acquainted in real-time, but would also make it easier to push local issues/politicians that could then be shared with the Moron Nation. I love the idea of joining funds as AoS to write letters, send packages for deployed troops. Anyone with coblog status willing to set up a Topic here or Yahoo to kick this kickass idea off?

Posted by: Calyx at March 11, 2012 02:56 AM (r8gUg)

622 I'd think that'd be kinda easy in your field. Clearly you need to work on your spy cam skills.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:56 AM (SsG4J)

623 Hey Calyx, hello!

And seriously, if they got 20 people for a meetup in Jersey, there have GOT to be be more of us than we realize.

And pushing the local agenda issues and candidates is crucial and a big part of what I am trying to promote.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:59 AM (SsG4J)

624 ""And seriously, if they got 20 people for a meetup in Jersey, there have GOT to be be more of us than we realize.""



20 people showed up?

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 03:00 AM (FMbng)

625 Clearly you need to work on your spy cam skills.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 02:56 AM (SsG4J)


Looking on Amazon, they do sell them cheap.

Hhhmmm....

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:01 AM (4ixH5)

626 I think someone up thread said they estimated 20? Or maybe I am way too tired and need to get my red head to bed.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:01 AM (SsG4J)

627 It went from 1:59 to 3:00. Holy crap! The Earth must be caught in some kind of black hole!

Doomed we are!

Doooooooooomed!

Posted by: Daylight Savings What? at March 11, 2012 03:05 AM (4ixH5)

628 Miss tammy, you're back in Pirate Kansas, right?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:06 AM (4ixH5)

629 One of the most effective things I ever saw against abortion was the 1997 Ben Folds song "Brick"

http://tinyurl.com/3h9oosz

The song is about a guy who takes his girlfriend for an abortion, and her deep guilt and depression afterwards

Posted by: kbdabear at March 11, 2012 01:43 AM

I think Nickelback's "Throw Yourself Away" is hinting about abortion in a sense as well. At least I always interpreted it that way. Talks about a girl who has a

baby born on a bathroom floor /
Her mother prays that it'll never cry /
But nothing's wrong you've got your prom dress on /
When they ask you'll say "it isn't mine"

http://bit.ly/yaSFec

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 03:07 AM (vUK/h)

630 I am damned sleepy. Could be Black Hole issues, never though of that! Or I could still be on Central Time, I guess.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:07 AM (SsG4J)

631
Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (MtwBb)

There's always a place for you here. We'll even make room at HuffPo.

Posted by: AOL at March 11, 2012 03:10 AM (nnc3t)

632 If there is an NYC meet-up, it needs to happen in Chinatown. Fun!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 03:12 AM (SHnHe)

633
Miss tammy, you're back in Pirate Kansas, right

Back FROM Our Kansas now. In Cali, which sux, other than being back with Thor.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J)

634 Miss Tammy,

I was fluking around on google and found this - http://www.neatstat.com/www.ace.mu.nu

I do not know how accurate they are but they indicate that the aoshq has 96,287 unique visitors every day, so apparently there are a few lurkers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

635 Okay, I am barely keeping mine eyes open, peeps.

It is awesome being back in the fold.

Thanks for an awesome evening, y'all! Welcome Clyde, Calyx, Anna....don't be shy, Hutch!!!!

Sleep sweet!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:14 AM (SsG4J)

636 Back FROM Our Kansas now. In Cali, which sux, other than being back with Thor.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J)


I see, I see. So technically I'm three hours ahead of you. Three hours...in the future.

Would you like some Power Ball numbers?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:16 AM (4ixH5)

637 Relativistic time dilation will do that to you.

Yes, there is a song for it. Brian May was an Astrophysics major before taking off to be a musician. He eventually went back and became Dr. May.
http://tinyurl.com/76h488w

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 03:16 AM (kcfmt)

638 I am not sure where I read it but I think there is an amendment that prohibits more than 20 morons in one place at a time. something to do with riots or something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:16 AM (Z9EHQ)

639 Oh sure, start posting again after I say goodnight, Y5!

If you consider say a quarter are trolls/sentient spam, that is still some Serious Potential.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:16 AM (SsG4J)

640 Good night, Miss Tammy!

Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (4ixH5)

641 So perhaps you should adapt SOS' story for a screenplay or novel. Fictionalize it a bit with some salacious banter and try to have Bruce Willis play SOS. And share with SOS the win. Possible title - Breaking Che.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM

How about a new rallying cry: "Breitbart Up!" Similar to "Cowboy Up!" which means:

when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying.

quit your bitching and be a man. when it gets tough start playing hard.

When faced with a hard chore, it's a shift in attitude from "can't" to a positive "can-do" with confidence and a non-complaining spirit that becomes contageous.


"Breitbart Up!" would be to stand up in the face of leftist BS.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (vUK/h)

642 No reports from the Jersey meetup?

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (FLkYa)

643 Bio fuel sells for about the same price of diesel where I live (about $4.25) so why is the Navy paying so much more for it?

Posted by: Evil Blogger Lady at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (XkmMw)

644 night Miss Tammy

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

645 Ok. This is a truly awesome hash

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (FLkYa)

646 And so, as the kinda-slutty den mother sinks slowly over the horizon, we wave goodbye to the fabulous land of ONT....

Posted by: cliqueing clique what cliques at midnight at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (nnc3t)

647 Yes, my son, I would indeed like some Powerball numbers, work your magic. I will totally split, obviously!

And I really DO mean goodnight this time.

Say hey to bean for me, and jc if he comes back!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:18 AM (SsG4J)

648 Night MissT

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:18 AM (FLkYa)

649 my girlfriend is a cu*t, and smells of midget semen.

Can someone help a midget out?

(not sorry for the Palin stuff though)

Posted by: bill mahr at March 11, 2012 03:18 AM (VDbQY)

650 And yes on the CS:GO key Dude. I'll bug ya on steam when I get home

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:19 AM (FLkYa)

651 Will do, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:20 AM (4ixH5)

652 631


Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 02:27 AM (MtwBb)

There's always a place for you here. We'll even make room at HuffPo.


Posted by: AOL at March 11, 2012 03:10 AM (nnc3t)


I think robtr missed a couple of things....there was already an anti-political t-shirt policy in place -- but it was being selectively enforced. When called on it, Che-boy, his supervisor, and the HR Director asserted that Che wasn't "political" -- that it was an "established fact" that he was a hero and not a communist mass-murderer.

SoS wasn't challenging Che-boy's free expression, but rather the framing of the argument. If Che-boy wanted to wear his shirt elsewhere.....fine. But it's not like a USMC shirt would have been allowed in the confines of SoS' workplace.....doublethink was too well ingrained. This is, BTW, demonstrated in the way that Che-boy is still employed while his sup and the HR director aren't.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:20 AM (kaalw)

653 In a readable form:
http://tinyurl.com/739hf2t

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 03:20 AM (kcfmt)

654 646
And so, as the kinda-slutty den mother sinks slowly over the horizon, we wave goodbye to the fabulous land of ONT....


Posted by: cliqueing clique what cliques at midnight at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (nnc3t)



"Kinda slutty den mother" is probably too long for my Twitter nickname, isn't it?

Damn shame really. KSDM, maybe? I mean, I sorta like @AosHQette, and I also like ONTEaser, but "Kinda slutty den mother" is truly epic.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:21 AM (SsG4J)

655 Oh sure, start posting again after I say goodnight, Y5!

If you consider say a quarter are trolls/sentient spam, that is still some Serious Potential.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:16 AM (SsG4J)

I was working on some models.

you left in a lurch. one minute you were posting away the g'night y'all.


you are right that is a substantial number of morons. maybe commenters should get a mug, or a used napkin or used chopstick set or something to enourage people to comment like a pbs drive.
see you tomorrow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

656 Ok. This is a truly awesome hash

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (FLkYa)


I'll Fluke Ya anyday, anytime! Just so you bring the rubbers!

Posted by: Sandy "The Fluker" Fluke at March 11, 2012 03:22 AM (/izg2)

657 Some one buy Che-boy a copy of Humberto Fontava's book.

Che is a mass murdering sadist. He is not to be idolized by anyone

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:22 AM (FLkYa)

658 smells of midget semen.

Can someone help a midget out?

(not sorry for the Palin stuff though)
Posted by: bill mahr at March 11, 2012 03:18 AM (VDbQY)

do short sperm smell different?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

659 Oh, I can't possibly leave after being called a kinda slutty den mother. Looks too much like I am running away!

I am gonna grab a Co-cola and carry on to see who gets the Souls!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:23 AM (SsG4J)

660 #657

Plus he could not cognitively process music. Probably a bad sign.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 03:23 AM (kcfmt)

661 I'm @zakn naturally

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:23 AM (FLkYa)

662 Damn shame really. KSDM, maybe? I mean, I sorta like
@AosHQette, and I also like ONTEaser, but "Kinda slutty den mother" is
truly epic.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:21 AM (SsG4J)

Cool. If you ever come up empty we've got some other names we've been trying out for you.

Posted by: cliqueing clique what cliques at midnight at March 11, 2012 03:24 AM (nnc3t)

663 ?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:24 AM (4ixH5)

664 "Kinda slutty den mother" is probably too long for my Twitter nickname, isn't it?
***
Why hello there!

Posted by: The Morons at March 11, 2012 03:24 AM (3aXbg)

665 <<_<<
>>_>>

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

666 Ah-choo!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (kaalw)

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (/izg2)

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

669 Fookin' allergies.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (kaalw)

670 miss T!!!! iM HERE!!!!! AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (r7Ddb)

671 658,
mine do

why do you think I'm such an ass? because I'm short and have a pea brain or my stinky semen?

Posted by: bill mahr at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (VDbQY)

672 Gesundheit.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (4ixH5)

673 No reports from the Jersey meetup?
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:17 AM (FLkYa)

It appears that it is there but I do not see any electric lights. lots of screaming and gunfire. I thought I saw a giant staypuft marshmallowman.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

674 Lol I got 5 bucks on MissT not going to bed now that Guahie is here

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:26 AM (FLkYa)

675 Cool. If you ever come up empty we've got some other names we've been trying out for you.

Let's hear 'em. If they're too long for Twitter, I'll try 'em out on FB.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (SsG4J)

676 I am gonna grab a Co-cola and carry on to see who gets the Souls!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:23 AM (SsG4J)


Robert likes this

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (4ixH5)

677 Sneeze on an evil, and Gushie shows up. Coincidence?


Howdy, Gushka!



[.....as another moron whose name sounds sorta like a sneeze....]

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (kaalw)

678 Gushie!!!!!! Hugs!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (SsG4J)

679 Gushie. Stupid auto correct

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (FLkYa)

680 OMG cthulu gets the souls on DST day.

Bad omen????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:28 AM (SsG4J)

681 Sneeze on an evil, and Gushie shows up. Coincidence?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (kaalw)


I wonder if I should put on the wig from last night?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:29 AM (4ixH5)

682 I think robtr missed a couple of things....there was already an anti-political t-shirt policy in place -- but it was being selectively enforced. When called on it, Che-boy, his supervisor, and the HR Director asserted that Che wasn't "political" -- that it was an "established fact" that he was a hero and not a communist mass-murderer.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:20 AM

Yeah, from reading the rant, it seems like robtr missed many of the details from the beginning of the saga. Can't blame him, since it has been difficult to keep up with everything, especially if one did not follow the story from the beginning. Because he didn't ask anyone to protect his personal property over a shirt. All of this happened, because the little Che-pussyboy whined to his supervisor, then got a friend in HR to try to bully SoS into silence by putting a black mark into his official work file.

The official policy of his workplace was being selectively enforced, first with the t-shirt wearing and then with the HR-ette trying to punish him for an e-mail, when he violated no policy.

SoS didn't go to HR and report the Che-kid and didn't threaten him either. He simply went up to him, said his shirt was offensive and that he would appreciate it if he didn't wear it to work again. That should have been the end of it. But, because the leftists at his workplace are a bunch of fucking douchebags, everything has escalated.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 03:29 AM (vUK/h)

683 677
Sneeze on an evil, and Gushie shows up. Coincidence?



Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (kaalw)


I think not.
HOWDY ALL!!! i went to see Mark Levine with Bebe's boobs on Fri with Grim. It was Epic. Even Grimmy liked it and the dinner was fab!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:30 AM (r7Ddb)

684 Bad omen????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:28 AM (SsG4J)

Never saw the fourth one which was made for TV but the remake certainly sucked.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:30 AM (4ixH5)

685 Hey Gushka! Glad you had an epic time with Bebe and Grim and Levin!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (/izg2)

686 681
Sneeze on an evil, and Gushie shows up. Coincidence?



Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:27 AM (kaalw)





I wonder if I should put on the wig from last night?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:29 AM (4ixH5)


Only if we can get the tractor back.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (kaalw)

687 because the leftists at his workplace are a bunch of fucking douchebags, everything has escalated.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 03:29 AM (vUK/h)

This is key.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (4ixH5)

688 I've got a crooked boner, bends off to the side.

gotta go, forget the stinky semen part, just funnin' y'know?

don't get me started on that slutty hockey mom Palin though!

Posted by: bill mahr at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (VDbQY)

689 Heading home! Woot woot

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 03:32 AM (FLkYa)

690 680
OMG cthulu gets the souls on DST day.

Bad omen????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:28 AM (SsG4J)


Considering that it's my least favorite day of the year....yeah, it is a bit odd. I'd better check my lottery numbers.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:32 AM (kaalw)

691 Ooooh, Gushie, tell us all about it while the clique police think up my new slut names.

Was it at the Reagan Library?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:32 AM (SsG4J)

692 Only if we can get the tractor back.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (kaalw)

hope i didnt scar you with that mental image

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:32 AM (r7Ddb)

693 HOWDY ALL!!! i went to see Mark Levine with Bebe's
boobs on Fri with Grim. It was Epic. Even Grimmy liked it and the dinner
was fab!


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:30 AM (r7Ddb)

Howdy Gushie!
Good to know Bebe's boobs are epic.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:33 AM (4ixH5)

694 Drive safe, Zakn.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:33 AM (SsG4J)

695 Dang it, I don't get the tractor reference.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:34 AM (SsG4J)

696 I think not.
HOWDY ALL!!! i went to see Mark
Levine with Bebe's boobs on Fri with Grim. It was Epic. Even Grimmy
liked it and the dinner was fab!


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:30 AM (r7Ddb)


Tell, tell -- more details!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:34 AM (kaalw)

697 Only if we can get the tractor back.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (kaalw)

Yes, because when Gushie is finished painting I can do my lawn.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:34 AM (4ixH5)

698 because the leftists at his workplace are a bunch of fucking douchebags, everything has escalated.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 03:29 AM (vUK/h)

This is key.
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:31 AM (4ixH5)



those leftist bulley-victems are painfull, yes?

Posted by: jake at March 11, 2012 03:35 AM (VDbQY)

699 slutty den mom! you must have been in my old boy scout troop. actually, slut was the only deviant thing my troop did not have.

I have not had time to full check this out, however, I am starting to wonder if Miss Tammy and christina hendricks are not one and the same.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:35 AM (Z9EHQ)

700 695
Dang it, I don't get the tractor reference.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:34 AM (SsG4J)


http://minx.cc/?blog=86post=327364#c17775562

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:36 AM (kaalw)

701 Good to know Bebe's boobs are epic.


Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:33 AM (4ixH5)

Yes. Yes they are. Bunk!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 11, 2012 03:37 AM (/izg2)

702 ang it, I don't get the tractor reference.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:34 AM (SsG4J)

It involves me in a wig and lace women's undergarments with Cooth on a tractor and posing for a Marxist painting for Ace.
Many 'Rons were horrified by the idea.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:37 AM (4ixH5)

703 Uh, no, Y5, most assuredly not. On a stack of Bibles I swear it!

So far as I know, neither Ms Hendricks nor myself could qualify as a den mother, since we has no chirrens.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:38 AM (SsG4J)

704 Was it at the Reagan Library?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:32 AM (SsG4J)
Yes it was and the food was delicious and that had chocolate covered strawberries and dsrk chocolate dipped bite of flourless chocolate cake. and the meat was good and no rubber chicken.

levin was on fire. i wish our prez hopefuls could go to an event like that because i think they could learn an awful lot about their constituency. Oddly the people sitting across from us knew my best pal Clawd, the only person just like me. They told a hilarious story about here and i had to say wait... then showed them a pic "THIS person?" they were all like YEAH! it was pretty funny. i told them "OK, well now you know what i look like when i am ticked off." Bebe seemed to have a great time. I was only sad that we had a hard time driving out that far and back. I had to drive us home from about AltaDena on, and you KNOW i dont drive. But Grim was just that tired.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:38 AM (r7Ddb)

705 It involves me in a wig and lace women's undergarments with Cooth on a tractor and posing for a Marxist painting for Ace.
Many 'Rons were horrified by the idea.


Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:37 AM (4ixH5)


Hell, *I* was horrified.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:39 AM (kaalw)

706 It involves me in a wig and lace women's undergarments with Cooth on a tractor and posing for a Marxist painting for Ace.

Oh sure, but I'm the one that gets callled a slutty den mother by the clique police. I never once proposed being painted or posing for Ace.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:40 AM (SsG4J)

707 levin was on fire.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:38 AM (r7Ddb)


Did someone at least put him out?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:40 AM (4ixH5)

708 Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:38 AM (r7Ddb)

Well, dang, child!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But why am I now more interested in hearing about Clawd then Levin????

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:41 AM (SsG4J)

709 Did someone at least put him out?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:40 AM (4ixH5)
























he was so full of win and awesome it was incredible. and i got to shake his hand and tell him i am his biggest fangirl ever!

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:42 AM (r7Ddb)

710 Oh sure, but I'm the one that gets callled a slutty
den mother by the clique police. I never once proposed being painted or
posing for Ace.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:40 AM (SsG4J)


I don't give a rat's patootie about Robert's sartorial choices....if he weren't posed with me on Gushie's Marxist tractor.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:42 AM (kaalw)

711 I realize I read that as posing in a lace wig.

Damn I miss lace wigs.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:43 AM (SsG4J)

712 Hell, *I* was horrified.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:39 AM (kaalw)

When a Great Old One is horrified, you know you've gone too far.




I never once proposed being painted or posing for Ace.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:40 AM (SsG4J)

We should set up a petition of some kind.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

713 703 Uh, no, Y5, most assuredly not. On a stack of Bibles I swear it!

So far as I know, neither Ms Hendricks nor myself could qualify as a den mother, since we has no chirrens.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:38 AM (SsG4J)

I do not know. you both have red hair. you disappear to who now where. all of a sudden someone hacks an iphone, photos are leaked and here you are back on the thread swearing you are not her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

714 Hi Kids, I'm back. Had to p/u the rents @ the A/P.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 03:44 AM (ufJKx)

715 and i got to shake his hand and tell him i am his biggest fangirl ever!


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:42 AM (r7Ddb)

I've never seen him smile. Did he smile? Certainly even he has to smile at the site of a babe.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)

716 all right then. i has twitter. yankeefifth be tweetin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (Z9EHQ)

717 Damn I miss lace wigs.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:43 AM (SsG4J)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Machiens For Sale at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (4ixH5)

718 We should set up a petition of some kind.

Hmmmm......enough signatures, with a combination of a couple hundred delurkings and some really foul nicknames from the clique police might persuade me to pose.

So long as it was on Gushie's trailer with you and cthulu and I got some lace wigs out of it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (SsG4J)

719 OT -- and boy, isn't that weird on an ONT -- http://www.zerohedge.com/news/europes-scariest-chart-just-got-scarier .

How'd you like to live in a place where half the under-25 crowd Couldn't. Move. Out.?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (kaalw)

720 actually had a friend bug the shit out of me for the GO beta key after I posted that, sorry

Posted by: The Dude at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (M8yfa)

721 But why am I now more interested in hearing about Clawd then Levin????


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:41 AM (SsG4J)

its off we have had many of the same life experiences. we have the same taste in food, clothes and big sunglasses, and loud paisleys. we both ride cowhorses drink pots of coffee, and put too much tobasco on our foods. tho she smokes and i quit with the cigars, and i put milk in my coffee, and her guy is in the air force... truly hilarious. oh and we both wear pointy glasses with crystals on them, just her are black and mine are lavender... Sadly, her hairs not as long, and we both are sick in ways we wish we werent.
but her chiweenies are stinkin cute, and she takes em everywhere. I wish i could do that with my cats but the hairless wonder is fragile, tho the new guy might do it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:48 AM (r7Ddb)

722 fluke me that fluking daylight savings is ruining my night.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:49 AM (Z9EHQ)

723 OMG, Clawd sounds fabulous!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:50 AM (SsG4J)

724 cthulu, I thought you lived in CA??!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:51 AM (SsG4J)

725 ""Oh sure, but I'm the one that gets callled a slutty den mother by the clique police.""



Has a nice ring to it actually. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 03:51 AM (FMbng)

726 Oh I DO miss Machines For Sale.

Horribly.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:52 AM (SsG4J)

727 So long as it was on Gushie's trailer with you and cthulu and I got some lace wigs out of it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (SsG4J)


We can provide. We're *sort of* like wigs.

Posted by: Merkins 4 Sale at March 11, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

728 Hmmmm......enough signatures, with a combination of a couple hundred delurkings and some really foul nicknames from the clique police might persuade me to pose.

So long as it was on Gushie's trailer with you and cthulu and I got some lace wigs out of it.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (SsG4J)

how the hell did that happen? I read up thread and do not have any idea how those got tied together.

So if a bunch of people delurk with filthy nicknames the ginger grants of the moron horde are go to strike strikingly provocative posed on a horse trailer in a modern day lady godiva kind of thing.

you have to pay attention to this thread becaue if you look away for even a minute - well reader beware.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:53 AM (Z9EHQ)

729 I've never seen him smile. Did he smile? Certainly even he has to smile at the site of a babe.


Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)

he smiles. but i think it was because i coltishly trampled three people (one of them was beeb) to shake his hand and Grimmy picked me up sorta and gave me a boost to reach him. he musta thought "Now i know how that justin Bieber fellow feels."

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:53 AM (r7Ddb)

730 The one that I love is that passenger trains will pull into sidings and park for an hour tonight to meet schedule for daylight savings time.

What genius decided against: "Winter hours are 9-5, summer hours are 8-4"?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:53 AM (kaalw)

731 724
cthulu, I thought you lived in CA??!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:51 AM (SsG4J)


I do. Which conversation did this refer to?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:54 AM (kaalw)

732 Oh sure, but I'm the one that gets callled a slutty den mother by the clique police.

Has a nice ring to it actually. lol


Posted by: Berserker at March 11, 2012 03:51 AM (FMbng)

It really does, doesn't it? I'd have preferred to have chosen it rather than be called it, I admit, but I am not that clever!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:55 AM (SsG4J)

733 How'd you like to live in a place where half the under-25 crowd Couldn't. Move. Out.?


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:47 AM (kaalw)

Unlike you neanderthal Amerikkkans we give our young people all the free birth control they'll ever need so they can screw their brains out and forget that they don't have a pot to piss in.

Posted by: Euro Socialists at March 11, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

734
What genius decided against: "Winter hours are 9-5, summer hours are 8-4"?


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:53 AM (kaalw)
===
rumor has it was Ben Franklin

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 03:56 AM (ufJKx)

735 "Now i know how that justin Bieber fellow feels."




Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:53 AM (r7Ddb)

Only if you flung your underwear at him.

Posted by: Euro Socialists at March 11, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

736 cthulu, the one about not being able to move out of the house. I swear, I don't know anyone under 30 that has left their parents house yet out here.


Forgive my grammar.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:57 AM (SsG4J)

737 We can provide. We're *sort of* like wigs.
Posted by: Merkins 4 Sale at March 11, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

wigs, nobody is getting wigs. pasties yes, wigs no.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 03:57 AM (Z9EHQ)

738 he smiles. but i think it was because i
coltishly trampled three people (one of them was beeb) to shake his hand
and Grimmy picked me up sorta and gave me a boost to reach him. he
musta thought "Now i know how that justin Bieber fellow feels."




Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 03:53 AM (r7Ddb)


Are you sure that wasn't a "holy fuck, I'd better smile or that solid guy holding the girl up might rip my face off"?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:57 AM (kaalw)

739 Do they really throw their underwear at Beiber???? I though he had like 12 year old fangirls?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:58 AM (SsG4J)

740 Hmmm....things must have changed since I matriculated. If I'd have camped at my parents' house for an extra five years, there may well have been blood shed.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:59 AM (kaalw)

741 Do they really throw their underwear at Beiber???? I though he had like 12 year old fangirls?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 03:58 AM (SsG4J)


He's probably got the world's largest collection of Wonder Woman underroos.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)

742 Home hash best hash

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:01 AM (zyaZ1)

743 He's probably got the world's largest collection of Wonder Woman underroos.
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)

he does but he bought those. the girls are all throwing spanx these days.

fyi that selena girl is his merkin

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

744
Are you sure that wasn't a "holy fuck, I'd better smile or that solid guy holding the girl up might rip my face off"?


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 03:57 AM (kaalw)

oh. hadnt thought of that. you have a point.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty! at March 11, 2012 04:02 AM (r7Ddb)

745 So if a bunch of people delurk with filthy nicknames

No, no no. The lurkers just have to delurk.

It has to be cliqueing clique what cliques at midnight that gives me the filthy nicknames. They said they had 'em for me after they called me a kinda slutty den mother, but so far, nuthin'.

Promises, promises.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:02 AM (SsG4J)

746 SoS didn't go to HR and report the Che-kid and didn't threaten him either. He simply went up to him, said his shirt was offensive and that he would appreciate it if he didn't wear it to work again. That should have been the end of it. But, because the leftists at his workplace are a bunch of fucking douchebags, everything has escalated.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 11, 2012 03:29 AM (vUK/h)

-----------------------------------------------

Yeah it was my mistake. Sorry but I read SOS 's first post on this. He said nothing about it being against company policy. He said the shirt offended him personally. Well fucking cry me a river.

Like I said in my "rant" if it was against company policy and it was my fucking job to enforce that policy I would have sent the douche home to change. I've done that before with no consequence. If he felt differently he could have let the company decide. If they decided in his favor then that would have ended it. That isn't the way it was described. Sorry but in all of our rights in this country the right to not be offended isn't there.

I havn't read all of the up dates because I disagreed with the first 10,000 but against company policy wasn't mentioned. Being personally offeneded was the spark that lit this fire.

Uhmm oh thanks AOL, will keep that in mind. I think they ban shirts over there too. And how is baby E?

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 04:03 AM (MtwBb)

747 the place to see and be seen is now @yankeefifth

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:03 AM (Z9EHQ)

748 Home hash best hash


LOL!!!!!!!!!!


Yankee, I been searching and nothing comes up!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:04 AM (SsG4J)

749 Heh. I'm yankee's first follower

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:05 AM (zyaZ1)

750 So, I figger if I talk to myself for a while it will be OK.

Not that I am too worried about that. I go by the theory it is alright a person to talk to themself. It is alright to ask themself a question. It is alright to answer those questions. But, if they ask themself to repeat the question something is probably wrong.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:06 AM (ufJKx)

751 oh yeah,

if you are ever using chrome and you accidentally delete a bunch of bookmark, or a folder containing many of them, it is nearly impossible to get them back. you can do it however it takes some doing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:06 AM (Z9EHQ)

752



No Tweet results for @yankeefifth.
HELP!



Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:06 AM (SsG4J)

753 I havn't read all of the up dates because I
disagreed with the first 10,000 but against company policy wasn't
mentioned. Being personally offeneded was the spark that lit this fire.



Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 04:03 AM (MtwBb)



I could see your point if you omit that little detail. But when you have Che-boy's supervisor and HR dork weighing in -- and getting sacked -- it starts making more sense.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 04:07 AM (kaalw)

754 robtr, again, not sure why anyone would be remotely offended by anything you posted.

And even if they are, it's the fucking AoSHQ ONT, for cryin' out loud. They need to grown a pair.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:08 AM (SsG4J)

755 just do twitter/com/yankeefifth MissT

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:08 AM (zyaZ1)

756 Gushie, did Grim have fun?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor cannot find Y5 on the Twitters at March 11, 2012 04:09 AM (SsG4J)

757 Now to watch Garmon Nation 9 http://tinyurl.com/7herqj4

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:09 AM (zyaZ1)

758 750
So, I figger if I talk to myself for a while it will be OK.

Not
that I am too worried about that. I go by the theory it is alright a
person to talk to themself. It is alright to ask themself a question. It
is alright to answer those questions. But, if they ask themself to
repeat the question something is probably wrong.


Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:06 AM (ufJKx)
Outstanding: Talks to God.Impressive: Communicates well with others.Adequate: Communicates with others.Needs Improvement: Talks only with self.Poor: Argues with self.Fail: Loses those arguments.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 04:10 AM (kaalw)

759 fyi that selena girl is his merkin

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:01 AM (Z9EHQ)


SELENA! *sobs*

Posted by: Some Tejano fan what still hasn't gotten over Selena at March 11, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)

760 Aaaarrrrrrggggghhhh! FORMATTING!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 04:11 AM (kaalw)

761 Zakn, I had to go in your Following list to find him. He never showed up in the search.

Kinda like Bers and my FB page.

I blame cthulu.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor cannot find Y5 on the Twitters at March 11, 2012 04:11 AM (SsG4J)

762 jc, talking to one's self is par for course on the ONT Graveyard Shift, no??

Posted by: Tammy al Thor cannot find Y5 on the Twitters at March 11, 2012 04:12 AM (SsG4J)

763 Fail: Loses those arguments.


Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 04:10 AM (kaalw)

Well if someone claims to be talking with God and loses those arguments haven't we circled back around to outstanding?

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:13 AM (4ixH5)

764 OK, despite the spike in my blood pressure, it's probably a good idea for me to start slithering toward my lair.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 04:13 AM (kaalw)

765 I missed the mark of the beast again!?! Please tell me Robert didn't get it.

Posted by: vika ut sig at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (sqVOl)

766 I have a Twitter. I don't know why. I hate Twitter.

I hope the Fail Whale falls on their offices.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (4ixH5)

767 Twitter>>>>>book face

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (zyaZ1)

768 Hey MissT,

welcome back to Happy Acres.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (ufJKx)

769
I missed the mark of the beast again!?! Please tell me Robert didn't get it.

Posted by: vika ut sig at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (sqVOl)

I missed it by a sneeze.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (4ixH5)

770 Twitter>>>>>book face


Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:14 AM (zyaZ1)

Nnooooooo no no no no no no no, the Book of Faces reigns supreme.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:15 AM (4ixH5)

771 LOL, yankeefifth is my 69th follower.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor cannot find Y5 on the Twitters at March 11, 2012 04:15 AM (SsG4J)

772 Oh, my God! You guys are having FB orgies!?! Gross!

Posted by: vika upchucks at March 11, 2012 04:16 AM (sqVOl)

773 Hey jc! How have you been? Still getting lots of snow?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:17 AM (SsG4J)

774 #733

Or a generation to keep the lights on when they've gotten too old to take care of themselves.

Which is right now thanks to the policy of endless adolescence.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 04:17 AM (kcfmt)

775 --->Being personally offended was the spark that lit this fire.


This. I agree. If someone came up to me at work and suggested I not wear certain clothing, that someone had better be my immediate boss.

And,in this day and age of workplace violence, it's troubling that the company has not put a stop to the daily lunchroom confrontations....

Posted by: Carolyn at March 11, 2012 04:17 AM (CQId4)

776 771 LOL, yankeefifth is my 69th follower.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor cannot find Y5 on the Twitters at March 11, 2012 04:15 AM (SsG4J)

shhhh!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

777 No FB orgy here. I can't effing figure it out.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:18 AM (SsG4J)

778 #764

You could hold out for the mark of the German Virgin:

Nein, nein, nein!

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 04:18 AM (kcfmt)

779 You better get Congress to pay for the dental dams. They'll do it for FB orgies.

Posted by: vika upchucks at March 11, 2012 04:18 AM (sqVOl)

780 Yankee. If you want me to see your tweets more easily put @zakn or @AOSHQ'Ette in the post.

you'll give me a little flag that you are talking to me

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:19 AM (zyaZ1)

781 Robert,

for a moment i thought the tejano fan was a delurker

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:19 AM (Z9EHQ)

782 780 Yankee. If you want me to see your tweets more easily put @zakn or @AOSHQ'Ette in the post.

you'll give me a little flag that you are talking to me
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:19 AM (zyaZ1)

thank you. will do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:21 AM (Z9EHQ)

783 And get an Av lol

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:21 AM (zyaZ1)

784 I also reccomend Tweetdeck for computers. It's quite handy with the colums

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:22 AM (zyaZ1)

785 I could see your point if you omit that little detail. But when you have Che-boy's supervisor and HR dork weighing in -- and getting sacked -- it starts making more sense.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2012 04:07 AM (kaalw)

-----------------------------------------------

Well I don't see how, they didn't get sacked because the the damn shirt was against company policy, as I understand it they got sacked because of some email BS and that they ignored death threats.

Now if I am wrong and SOS was just enforcing company policy that was part of his job decription than I apologize. I didn't see that in what he wrote though.

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 04:23 AM (MtwBb)

786 y'all know patricia heaton doe not have a bell button?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

787 Does anyone delurk without Robert's hand up their skirt?

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:23 AM (sqVOl)

788 783 And get an Av lol
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:21 AM (zyaZ1)

784 I also reccomend Tweetdeck for computers. It's quite handy with the colums
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:22 AM (zyaZ1)

what is an av and where do I get tweetdeck?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:24 AM (Z9EHQ)

789 773
Hey jc! How have you been? Still getting lots of snow?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:17 AM (SsG4J)

=========
It is ridiculous. Haven't got more than just a dusting the last 3 days, and I am very thankful. It is stacked to the sky.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:24 AM (ufJKx)

790 for a moment i thought the tejano fan was a delurker

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:19 AM (Z9EHQ)


HAHA!!!

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:24 AM (4ixH5)

791 vika gargles humectress is a great name for a rock band.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:25 AM (SsG4J)

792 When you get a tummy tuck, you can decide not to have one made. Did she decide that or something else happen?

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:25 AM (sqVOl)

793 You see that little picture besides my name on Twitter? Thats an Av

And google is your friend. Unless you are drunk. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tweetdeck

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:25 AM (zyaZ1)

794 jc, I wish we'd have gotten a little while I was back home, but I missed it.

I ca see where it may be getting a tad old for you folks, though!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:26 AM (SsG4J)

795 Does anyone delurk without Robert's hand up their skirt?

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:23 AM (sqVOl)

No watch as I drink this glass of water...

Posted by: Robert the master ventriloquist at March 11, 2012 04:26 AM (4ixH5)

796 Does anyone delurk without Robert's hand up their skirt?
Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:23 AM (sqVOl)

do you mean that the only way people de lurk is if robert has his hand up their dress or whenever anyone delurks the suddenly find themselves with roberts hand up their dress.

the latter is kind of a funny image. I imagine someone in a transporter-like device rematerializing/delurking, looking down and seeing robert sitting there with his hand up their dress. do not ask me why, just came to mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

797 Thanks. When I'm done gargling, I'll spew it on the crowd.

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:27 AM (sqVOl)

798 Apparently it's North vs South in Eve again. Sweet

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:29 AM (zyaZ1)

799 Anyways fuck it , let's just ban all t shirts because god forbid we might offend somebody. We can take Bill Clintons school uniform policy and wear them until we are 65.

America, fuck yeah!

I will go to bed on this closing note. I didn't spend 13 months living like an animal in a jungle to prevent people from becoming communists if that is what they wanted to do. I fought to keep them from being forced to become communists against their will.

Night all

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 04:29 AM (MtwBb)

800 Later robtr

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:30 AM (zyaZ1)

801 Night robtr. Sleep good.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:30 AM (SsG4J)

802 And google is your friend. Unless you are drunk. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tweetdeck
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:25 AM (zyaZ1)

they nearly deleted hundreds of bookmarks today. I was organizing some bookmarks into folders and I accidentally hit delete instead of paste and they were gone. there is no back or undo function for that maneuver. I then had to google around until I found some solution to restore them. it is doable but thee is no easy way. If you ever have a similar problem, do not close your browser.

thanks for the av and tweetdeck advice.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

803 We can take Bill Clintons school uniform policy and wear them until we are 65.

Posted by: robtr at March 11, 2012 04:29 AM (MtwBb)


Suddenly, Catholic school girls. Everywhere.


Pig tails should be part of the uniform.

Posted by: Robert approves of this plan at March 11, 2012 04:31 AM (4ixH5)

804 Night Robtr

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:31 AM (Z9EHQ)

805 the latter is kind of a funny image. I imagine
someone in a transporter-like device rematerializing/delurking, looking
down and seeing robert sitting there with his hand up their dress. do
not ask me why, just came to mind.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:26 AM (Z9EHQ)

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Posted by: Panty Inspector at March 11, 2012 04:32 AM (4ixH5)

806 av means avatar, yankee5th. If you have a pic you like, you can upload it in the Profile section.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:32 AM (SsG4J)

807 Just grab a picture of a fifth of your favorite poison and resize the pic. Makes a great av

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:33 AM (zyaZ1)

808 It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

I bet that's a far dirtier job in many cases than you'd care to tackle.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:34 AM (SsG4J)

809 Tams, how are you?

Robert, Internet says Heaton may have a teeny button. Now, I'm curious about chick hernias. Something new to worry about!

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:34 AM (sqVOl)

810 792 When you get a tummy tuck, you can decide not to have one made. Did she decide that or something else happen?
Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:25 AM (sqVOl)
.
yeah its that. I read it in some silly sidebar story somewhere that she was having some work done, had always disliked having one so got rid of it. Later I saw a picture somewhere - it does not look normal. she should have it put back in

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:34 AM (Z9EHQ)

811 #792

Actually, she sprang fully formed from the forehead of her father. Patricia Heaton is just her stage name. Back home it's Pallas Athena.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 04:36 AM (kcfmt)

812 807 Just grab a picture of a fifth of your favorite poison and resize the pic. Makes a great av
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:33 AM (zyaZ1)

that is a good idea! I would have pondered on the best image to use for days and then just left it blank.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:36 AM (Z9EHQ)

813 I bet that's a far dirtier job in many cases than you'd care to tackle.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:34 AM (SsG4J)


It only sucks when they start screaming and hitting.

Posted by: Panty Inspector at March 11, 2012 04:36 AM (4ixH5)

814 yankeefifth, you have three options for avatar pix: sexy as fuck pic of self, squee girly cute image or something that pisses people off. I like to rotate the three.

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:37 AM (sqVOl)

815 mad dog, mad dog, where can I get a good picture of a bottle of mad dog?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:37 AM (Z9EHQ)

816 It only sucks when they start screaming and hitting

But that's my favorite part!

Posted by: Occutard 3403 at March 11, 2012 04:38 AM (zyaZ1)

817 I always use a picture of myself as an av

http://tinyurl.com/7ra8u2u

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:38 AM (ufJKx)

818 vika, doing okay, thanks!

Patricia Heaton LacksA Belly Button is my next favorite name for a rock band.

Which reminds me, I need to find Dave Barry on Twitter.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:39 AM (SsG4J)

819 if you are ever using chrome and you accidentally
delete a bunch of bookmark, or a folder containing many of them, it is
nearly impossible to get them back. you can do it however it takes some
doing.Posted by: yankeefifth


As a Chrome user, you could always write to Google and ask them for a copy of everything on your harddrive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2012 04:39 AM (TB4sJ)

820 Yankee- http://tinyurl.com/868go2z

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:39 AM (zyaZ1)

821 you have three options for avatar pix: sexy as fuck pic of self, squee girly cute image or something that pisses people off. I like to rotate the three.

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:37 AM (sqVOl)


Mine is one I nicked from some blog of a picture of a dude's plate after visiting the salad bar of a Chinese Pizza Hut.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:40 AM (4ixH5)

822 It only sucks when they start screaming and hitting smelling and oozing.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:41 AM (SsG4J)

823 814 yankeefifth, you have three options for avatar pix: sexy as fuck pic of self, squee girly cute image or something that pisses people off. I like to rotate the three.
Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:37 AM (sqVOl)

thanks Vika. I will have to pick one and stick with it. I am either a complete fuddududdy or too lazy, either way I am change averse. I have worn the same clothes since fourth grade - only replacing them as they got too small or worn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:41 AM (Z9EHQ)

824 Sup jc

Seriously nice to be with the late nite crew with a beverage and a smoke

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:41 AM (zyaZ1)

825 #810

She should got the Mariette Hartley route and get two!

http://tinyurl.com/7wjo49j

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 04:42 AM (kcfmt)

826 Strikethrough fail, sigh.

Let me see if I effed up the blog




Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:42 AM (SsG4J)

827 yankeefifth, I understand not wanting one if it's one of those deep ones that needs smegma type cleaning efforts. However, I think there is some pleasure to be gained by sticking a finger in there and spinning it around.

Maybe she had a wormhole of an innie. Stick a finger in and it pops out of another dimension's bunghole. That could lead to infection.

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:42 AM (sqVOl)

828 Seriously nice to have ya hear, Zakn!

Robert, what's your Twit nic? Feel free to say bugger off, kinda slutty den mother!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:43 AM (SsG4J)

829 822 It only sucks when they start screaming and hitting smelling and oozing.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:41 AM (SsG4J)

I am really glad I ate hours ago otherwise it was not just gonna be a figuratively ruined keyboard there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:43 AM (Z9EHQ)

830 Hey Zakn, not a big fan of the smoking thang. It killed George Burns you know.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:44 AM (ufJKx)

831 Ya'll are terrible at Twitter.

Just sayin

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:44 AM (zyaZ1)

832 There is a Greg Egan book where a roving journalist has a recording system built into his body. The data jack is in his navel.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 04:44 AM (kcfmt)

833 819 if you are ever using chrome and you accidentally
delete a bunch of bookmark, or a folder containing many of them, it is
nearly impossible to get them back. you can do it however it takes some
doing.Posted by: yankeefifth

As a Chrome user, you could always write to Google and ask them for a copy of everything on your harddrive.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2012 04:39 AM (TB4sJ)

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:45 AM (Z9EHQ)

834 However, I think there is some pleasure to be gained by sticking a finger in there and spinning it around.

There is most assuredly a nerve down in there. It's an odd sensation.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:45 AM (SsG4J)

835 &&& Anyone?

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:45 AM (sqVOl)

836 oooh Ampersand is back with a vengeance!

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:46 AM (zyaZ1)

837 Ya'll are terrible at Twitter.

Just sayin


Terrible is a charitable way to put it, Zakn, I appreciate it.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:47 AM (SsG4J)

838 835
Anyone?

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:45 AM (sqVOl)

========K I'd love a couple.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:47 AM (ufJKx)

839 Hell, I can't even copy and paste ampersands.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:48 AM (ufJKx)

840 MissT install tweetdeck. Makes it easy to see people @'ing you

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:48 AM (zyaZ1)

841 not a big fan of the smoking thang. It killed George Burns you know.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:44 AM (ufJKx)


Didn't George Burns lvie to be 9,000,000,000 years old?








what's your Twit nic? Feel free to say bugger off, kinda slutty den mother!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:43 AM (SsG4J)


@rmoonyose. I don't ever use it though.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:49 AM (4ixH5)

842 Besides which, I am twice your age, and cannot read this page, the EVE forum AND follow Twitter at the same time.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:49 AM (SsG4J)

843 820 Yankee- http://tinyurl.com/868go2z
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 04:39 AM (zyaZ1)

those photos are priceless. further down the page there is a reasonably attractive girl sitting on a yellow and white deck chair who says the following "We tried Mad Dog 20/20, and it tasted like ass, so we switched to Boone's" I guess it i always good to have a girl that knows her liquor and what ass tastes like. her parents must be so proud.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 04:50 AM (Z9EHQ)

844 You can have mine, JC. Here: &.

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:51 AM (sqVOl)

845 I've never had Mad Dog.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

846 #getoffmylawn!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:52 AM (SsG4J)

847 her parents must be so proud.

Mine Love me! And so does the President!!!!1! Eleventy!

Posted by: Sandy "Take me Now" Fluke at March 11, 2012 04:52 AM (zyaZ1)

848 Wait. Are we not supposed to fight on FB? Is it only for orgies? Because I don't find any of those mil folks attractive.

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 04:54 AM (sqVOl)

849 841
not a big fan of the smoking thang. It killed George Burns you know.


Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:44 AM (ufJKx)




Didn't George Burns lvie to be 9,000,000,000 years old?
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:49 AM (4ixH5)

========

yeah. but he coulda lived to be 9,000,000,001.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:55 AM (ufJKx)

850 MissT, they are called browser windows

You don't even want to know all the stuff I have running. I got Jabber going to talk to people in Eve. Mumble goin in case I need to get on voice coms. 3 Browser windows open (ONT, Kugu, Alliance). Tweetdeck to keep an eye on Twitter. And I'm watching 21

It is nice to have you back, we all missed you terribly.

Posted by: Sandy at March 11, 2012 04:56 AM (zyaZ1)

851 Okay, I am off to bed for real now, peeps!

Kindly keep an eye out for cliqueing clique what cliques at midnight's filthy nicknames for me..... I'd hate to miss 'em!

Night all!


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:57 AM (SsG4J)

852 847

Posted by: Sandy "Take me Now" Fluke at March 11, 2012 04:52 AM (zyaZ1)


===========


Funny. I thought your middle nicname was "Fuck me Harder." Sorry. My mistake.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 04:57 AM (ufJKx)

853 *Sigh*

Okay, that's it for me. Time to go do stuff before people come streaming down.

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:59 AM (4ixH5)

854 Ditto, Sandy!

Night, now!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 11, 2012 04:59 AM (SsG4J)

855 I Fluck You!

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 05:00 AM (sqVOl)

856 http://tinyurl.com/7qyp4d6

Posted by: Sandy "Take me Now" Fluke at March 11, 2012 05:00 AM (zyaZ1)

857 Nights!

Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 05:00 AM (sqVOl)

858 845 I've never had Mad Dog.
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

you are not missing anything. it is a highly fortified wine that comes n three flavors, grape, orange and cherry. back when I was keeping company with gentlemen that were drinking it it was $3 a bottle. I would recommed the orange, the others are a little too cough syurpy. Of course anyone I know that is drinking it at my age would be a hobo, and morons would find it useful not so much for its intoxicating effect as for the fact that it will destroy dna and fingerprints.

it is in the same class and Thunderbird and Night Train.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:00 AM (Z9EHQ)

859 855 I Fluck You!
Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 05:00 AM (sqVOl)

yes we can, si se puede

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:01 AM (Z9EHQ)

860 night vika

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

861 Later vika

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:03 AM (zyaZ1)

862 859 855 I Fluck You!
Posted by: vika gargles humectress at March 11, 2012 05:00 AM (sqVOl)

I thought that was "and I fluck your milkshake"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:03 AM (Z9EHQ)

863 #getoffmylawn!

fluke is that you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

864 My Fluckshake brings all the boys to the yard

Posted by: Kelis at March 11, 2012 05:05 AM (zyaZ1)

865 Just don't stick your finger up the Fluke.... think of that Japanese sci-fi/horror movie The Green Slime.

And trust Guhka to start a mosh scene at a Levin event...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 05:05 AM (SHnHe)

866 It was a long hard battle. That bastard Burns got the upper hand on several occasions over the years but I got him eventually. I am an avatar of Entropy and we always win in the end because we are the End.

Posted by: Smoking at March 11, 2012 05:08 AM (kcfmt)

867 Unfortunatly for me, I smoke cowboy killers instead of Cigars like Mr. Burns.

Our comics these days are so shitty. Think back to that generation of comics. Sigh

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:08 AM (zyaZ1)

868 864 My Fluckshake brings all the boys to the yard
Posted by: Kelis at March 11, 2012 05:05 AM (zyaZ1)

I think there was a song called flukeshack by the b52s. I did not know that was what they really meant.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

869 The Obama version of Flukeshack,

"I got me a Volt, it seats about 2

So come on and bring your Flukebox money"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 05:12 AM (SHnHe)

870 Our comics these days are so shitty. Think back to that generation of comics. Sigh
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:08 AM (zyaZ1)

I think the fact that modern comics have gotten somewhat lazy since they all have easy recourse to vulgarity and its shock value and are not forced to find things that are amusing and interesting without vulgarity. I do not mind the vulgarity but I would like more and better comics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

871 Epob, can the ipad 3 render 60 fps at 2048x1536? I used my video card analogy to shoot down that resolution for Ipad 2 discussion last year. I mean you need a serious video card to do that on a desktop. Granted that's all 3D and shit. I wonder if that's the next big leap.

I guess it's shaders and all that shit.

nVidea please drop your next gen card so I can buy a 580 on the cheap

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:13 AM (zyaZ1)

872 I thought the taxpayers were supposed to bring the Flukebox money.

Or is still just the Jesuits?

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:13 AM (kcfmt)

873 "I got me a Volt, it seats about 2

So come on and bring your Flukebox money"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 05:12 AM (SHnHe)

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

874 I thought the taxpayers were supposed to bring the Flukebox money.

Or is still just the Jesuits?

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:13 AM (kcfmt)

the way things are going we are going to need the templars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

875 I think the fact that modern comics have gotten somewhat lazy since
they all have easy recourse to vulgarity and its shock value and are not
forced to find things that are amusing and interesting without
vulgarity. I do not mind the vulgarity but I would like more and better
comics.

Carlin wove that web fairly well. Intelligent humor woven with vulgarity. But now it's just who can out Vulgar each other. I blame Eddie Murphy.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:15 AM (zyaZ1)

876 Yankeefifth, nuke from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 05:18 AM (SHnHe)

877 Even Andrew's favorite joke only had one curse word in it.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:19 AM (zyaZ1)

878 Carlin wove that web fairly well. Intelligent humor woven with vulgarity. But now it's just who can out Vulgar each other. I blame Eddie Murphy.
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:15 AM (zyaZ1)

great minds think alike I blame him too. the funny thing is, look where it got him? he is not the heir to cosby and pryor, he is only a once was who got caught in a mercedes with a tranny hooker and now makes disney movies playing fat nerds. not exactly the career arc he envisioned when he was running around n leather suits in the 1980s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:20 AM (Z9EHQ)

879 876 Yankeefifth, nuke from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2012 05:18 AM (SHnHe)

that was not a cinematic masterpiece but I loved that movie and it had some great lines.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

880 His brother however went on to be funny as fuck on the Chapelle show.

Wish that was still on TV

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:22 AM (zyaZ1)

881 877 Even Andrew's favorite joke only had one curse word in it.
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:19 AM (zyaZ1)

I am a big abbott and costello fan. their "Who's on First" bit is original, clever, does not have even a hint of vulgarity and will be funny as long as people speak english.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:24 AM (Z9EHQ)

882 880 His brother however went on to be funny as fuck on the Chapelle show.

Wish that was still on TV
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:22 AM (zyaZ1)

I did not realize that was really his brother. he is a smart guy for realizing there is value in being a great supporting actor. those skits, especially the rick james and prince skits, were hilarious.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:27 AM (Z9EHQ)

883 The new new comments thingy is going to have to know posters and also allow them to to use socks. It is the only way to rid us of mobys and trolls, oh my. The onslaught of fakes was inevitable after Ace really latched on the the weiner thingy.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at March 11, 2012 05:31 AM (udEUT)

884 Everyone bemoans the lack of good movies out of Hollyweird now. Do you know why? Lack of good writing. Do you know why there is a lack of good writing?

Unions.

(And the reason Charlie Murphy made it wasn't as a supporting actor, it was because he was in the writing room, where they came up with all that stuff. They only bugged him to do those skits because the stories were epic)

You want to know who else has a great writing room? South Park.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:32 AM (zyaZ1)

885 good comics are rare. carlin was for a while, but he ended up an angry old man with a mic who wasn't the slightest bit funny.

best comic I ever saw was Richard Jeni. He made sure the angry old fuckup thang was never going to happen to him.

Posted by: jc at March 11, 2012 05:33 AM (ufJKx)

886 #871

No idea. There haven't been any extensive reviews yet. Probably by the end of next week.

It also depends greatly on what you're rendering. That why we've got test suites like Uengine and 3Dmark but a closed platform can be hard to get benchmarks loaded on unless Apple cooperates.

One item I don't have any information on is whether the iPad GPU in any generation has a hardware video scaler. This was a big asset for the Xbox 360 where most games are rendered at or around 720p internally scaled to the display at whatever it expects. (I used my Xbox 360 with KVM switch on my desktop going to a 22" 1680x1050 monitor for the first year I had it. Worked great until I got an HDTV.) Having the built-in scaler means the 1080 output is consistent rather than leaving it to the high variability of the TV's scaler. This is why some PS3 games look inferior despite the advantage in rendering horsepower. Having a dedicated scaler would help a lot on using iPhone software of the pre-Retina Display generations.

Most iPad stuff looks like PS2 or original Xbox on a VGA display and scaled for the iPad's 1024x768. It's pretty nice for a mobile device but decidedly retro in terms of what it allows. Which is what I generally expect from mobile devices compared to the latest gen consoles.

The new iPad is supposed to up the ante on GPU power quite a bit but the pixel count alone will account for much of that.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:33 AM (kcfmt)

887 Ace really latched on the the weiner thingy

We need to run with that meme.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16051099.jpg

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:35 AM (zyaZ1)

888 And the reason Charlie Murphy made it wasn't as a supporting actor, it was because he was in the writing room, where they came up with all that stuff. They only bugged him to do those skits because the stories were epic)

You want to know who else has a great writing room? South Park.
Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:32 AM (zyaZ1)

I did not know that about murphy.

It is funny you would mention the importance of writing. I was sounding off about the fact that someone decided to make a movie out of 21 Jump Street. Really 21 Jump Street? Are we so devoid of good original stories that we have to reach all the way to the back and the bottom of the barrel to pull that out?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:37 AM (Z9EHQ)

889 The new iPad is supposed to up the ante on GPU power quite a bit but the pixel count alone will account for much of that.

And if it lacks, they'll use the OS to at least make it usable and pretty. Fucking Apple. No real world gaming use, just make it look pretty.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:38 AM (zyaZ1)

890 #883

I'd suggest a registration system and a entry system that automatically fills in the user name but allows it to be altered for socking.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:38 AM (kcfmt)

891 Are we so devoid of good original stories that we have to reach all the
way to the back and the bottom of the barrel to pull that out?


Yep. They are that devoid of new content. And loathe to pay the ancillaries.

Fucking Unions.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:39 AM (zyaZ1)

892 I'd suggest a registration system and a entry system that automatically fills in the user name but allows it to be altered for socking.
Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:38 AM (kcfmt)

I guess it is better than my idea than a moron enforcer squad to track down trolls and splain things to them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

893 I'd suggest a registration system and a entry system that automatically fills in the user name but allows it to be altered for socking.
Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:38 AM (kcfmt)

nothing like cutting off your nose to spiderface

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

894 gentlemen, and any ladys that remain, I have enjoyed your company and conversation immensely. see you soon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 11, 2012 05:44 AM (Z9EHQ)

895 The new 21 Jump Street is a comedy, which might have made the original better.

But the problem I see is that the audience the casting is tilted toward is probably too young to remember the original series.

I'm sure Richard Grieco, Holly Robinson, and the Deluise boys are available for cameos but can they get Depp to put in an appearance?

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:44 AM (kcfmt)

896 Oh, we'll still have the enforcers. But now we'll have a registration through Google, so we'll know exactly where everybody is. Moron Meetups could become far more sudden and exciting.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:46 AM (kcfmt)

897 Later Yankee

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:47 AM (zyaZ1)

898 But seriously are they still doing Cop plants in HS? We used to run massive amounts of weed, acid, and shrooms through my HS.

This was in the 90's granted.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:51 AM (zyaZ1)

899 epobirs,

Cmon man, We were raised on the idea of New Jack City lol

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:54 AM (zyaZ1)

900 Rounders>>>21

Ben Mezrich can eat a dick.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:56 AM (zyaZ1)

901 #899

Speak for yourself. It was Adam-12, The Rookies, Baretta, Police Woman, etc. for my generation.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:56 AM (kcfmt)

902 Good Morning Vic! I hope all is well with your Bride.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 05:56 AM (zyaZ1)

903 #898

If they did it in the 70s it was either very effective or incredibly ineffective. It depends what they were after. Pot was everywhere but really worrisome stuff like heroin didn't turn up much where I grew up, a bit north of Los Angeles.

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:58 AM (kcfmt)

904 #902

Vic? You see Vic?

Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 06:01 AM (kcfmt)

905 Chuck Norris once saw Vic ...


It didn't end well.

Posted by: Adriane at March 11, 2012 06:13 AM (crQEo)

906 Vic? You see Vic?



Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 06:01 AM (kcfmt)
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Haven't seen him. LOL, been fixing up the news stuff. But have to go put together my pill stuff for the week now. Will be back in a few minutes.
Green Navy BS. Hah. It just shows Admirals will say anything when directed by the CIC. They have to or resign.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 06:22 AM (YdQQY)

907 Vic? You see Vic?

I have a pretty good feel when Vic's gotta take a piss.

Working the news is secondary :p

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 06:31 AM (zyaZ1)

908 Well, these days the news is piss ...

Night all, Morning Vic ...

Sunrise, sunset,
sunrise, sunset, swiftly flow the days ...
economy, nanny state, abandoned allies,
price of bad elections we all pays ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 11, 2012 06:36 AM (crQEo)

909 I'm back.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 06:44 AM (YdQQY)

910 I do like Adriane's prose. I wish you'd post more for sure. Lemme see if I can wrangle it into Haiku form

We adore 'Riane
She likes to Rhyme for Morons
We don't have Rhythm.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 06:46 AM (zyaZ1)

911 Speak for yourself. It was Adam-12, The Rookies, Baretta, Police Woman, etc. for my generation.



Posted by: epobirs at March 11, 2012 05:56 AM (kcfmt)
-----------------------
The first cop show I remember watching was Highway Patrol with Broderick Crawford.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 06:48 AM (YdQQY)

912 As a grappler, The SCOAMF would have never survived.

Posted by: Zakn at March 11, 2012 06:54 AM (zyaZ1)

913 Unions are not what is killing Hollywood. It is political BS. They somehow got the idea that every damn show they put out must have some kind of message. And that message is invariably liberal. If a show does intertain it is only as a by-product.

What I thought was funny was going to this site to look at the decades of TV shows.

http://is.gd/wVimLH

Starting in the 40s there were few available shows, but a large percentage were good. The 50s were almost the same, but more shows. But in the 60s the number of shows exploded and the number of good shows started a massive trend down.

By the end of the 80s there was not shit on TV.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 06:54 AM (YdQQY)

914 I think the fact that modern comics have gotten somewhat lazy since
they all have easy recourse to vulgarity and its shock value and are not forced to find things that are amusing and interesting without

vulgarity. I do not mind the vulgarity but I would like more and better

comics.
------------------------


One of my chemo nurses and I were talking about this last week. We were wondering what happened to good comic shows like Red Skelton who used nothing obscene and was funny as hell.

And that is the real shame, the comics just aren't funny now.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

915 http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/03/obamas-9-9-9-plan.html

JEFer

Posted by: sTevo at March 11, 2012 07:10 AM (VMcEw)

916 Did everyone go back to bed, or are we waiting on a new open thread?

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 07:32 AM (YdQQY)

917 Hello

Posted by: Jimbo at March 11, 2012 07:46 AM (O3R/2)

918 Are we there yet? <listens to hollow echo>

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 07:49 AM (YdQQY)

919 Morning Maroons!

Wonder why Drudge thinks it's so "shocking" that a sitting President presiding over 3 years straight of Great Depression level unemployment, skyrocketing fuel costs, and a radical Alinsky social agenda is down 43 to 48 against the likely GOP Rominee?

Have the last three years so distorted our perception of reality we no longer recognize the thoroughly predictable?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 07:51 AM (niZvt)

920 I think my health insurance should pay for my mantyhose and penis sheath! It's a health issue!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 07:53 AM (niZvt)

921
The first cop show I remember watching was Highway Patrol with Broderick Crawford.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 06:48 AM (YdQQY)


I loved his car with the holes in it. And how he could shoot like a marksman from the hip with his snub nosed .38 special.

Posted by: Typical AOSHQ Dickhead at March 11, 2012 07:53 AM (7+pP9)

922 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 07:51 AM (niZvt)


Poverty is the new normal for the masses!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 07:54 AM (i3+c5)

923 sock off.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 11, 2012 07:54 AM (7+pP9)

924 I be here Vic, sneaking in some ribaldry before church...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 07:54 AM (niZvt)

925 Whoever is in charge of morning threads must have forgotten to change their clock.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at March 11, 2012 07:55 AM (sdi6R)

926 Re teh Green Navy, all the very senior ranks (JCS etc.) are more political animals than war-fighters, so you cannot trust them to look out for the troops, (sort of like Congress, but without elections).

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 11, 2012 07:56 AM (i3+c5)

927 OMG but I am SO looking forward to the general wailing and gnashing of teeth, the indignation, the condemnation, the sweet, sweet tears of defeat on MSNBC after Obama gets his unpresidented ass handed him in November.

It will be EPIC, in a Titanic sort of way.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 08:00 AM (niZvt)

928 Who the F*CK is Chris Hayes anyway? Looks like the dorky smug little fairy that starred in all the High School plays, and was elected class president.

Douche.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 08:02 AM (niZvt)

929 I loved his car with the holes in it. And how he could shoot like a marksman from the hip with his snub nosed .38 special.
----------------------


If I remember correctly they used a Buick sedan for the car. I don't recall any police department anywhere I have ever lived that used Buick sedans for cop cars.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 08:04 AM (YdQQY)

930 News thread up.

Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 08:07 AM (YdQQY)

931 Sometimes strange thoughts drift into my mind of firmly gripping Mika Brzinsky's fabulously pneumatic buns of steel, one in each hand, parting them until Old Brownie is winking at me, and slowly making her squeal like a little piglet in a rhythmic, steady tempo.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 08:08 AM (niZvt)

932 930 News thread up.
Posted by: Vic at March 11, 2012 08:07 AM (YdQQY)


And just in the nick of time!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 11, 2012 08:09 AM (niZvt)

933 help fuel-makers cover their research and it has to create a market and economies of scale that could one day make biofuel competitive. With this kind of help the taxpayers will be indebted to the 10th generation.

"Help", the new catch word for graft... Obama helping his campaign contributors with the taxpayers money.

Posted by: dscott at March 11, 2012 03:04 PM (8aoOz)






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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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