Obama: I'm Very Sorry We Burned Korans UPATE: These Weren't Just Ordinary Korans

Liberals who deny Obama goes around apologizing for America hit hardest.

"In the letter, delivered by Ambassador (Ryan) Crocker this afternoon in Kabul, the president also expressed our regret and apologies over the incident in which religious materials were unintentionally mishandled at Bagram Airbase ," White House spokesman Tommy Vietor said.

As always, Muslims are far more concerned about their damn book than what their coreligionists do in the name of that book.

If anyone should be apologizing it should be Afghans who allowed their country play host to terrorists who killed 3,000 people on 9/11 and the over 1,700 Americans killed serving there.

Honestly, I'll be glad when we pull most of our troops out of there. If they want the Taliban back cutting off hands and executing people for not being sufficiently Islamic they are welcome to it.

Added: Not being protested in Afghanistan...the slaughter of thousands of Muslims in Syria. Priorities.

UPDATE: Hmmm.

A military official said the materials were removed from the detainee center’s library because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”

Posted by: DrewM. at 09:49 AM



Comments

1 Now please let me finish my, umm, waffle.

Posted by: TEH WON at February 23, 2012 09:51 AM (8JIZb)

2 ..and of course I'm, uhhhhh, first.

Posted by: TEH WON at February 23, 2012 09:52 AM (8JIZb)

3 Two U. S. troops killed by an Afghan national soldier today. Gunned them down with a machine gun over his "holy" koran.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 09:52 AM (cxHkd)

4 Can anyone explain the "I don't hold a shovel" thing from the groundbreaking?

I feel like it's somehow related . . . it's just weird behavior. Really weird. King Obama doesn't do manual labor type weird?

Also I could give a crap about some burned paper

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2012 09:52 AM (SB0V2)

5 Dear Pope Benedict XVI,

I wish to express my deep regret for trying to violate your religious freedom to facilitate my Big Government Power Grab . I extend to you and all Catholics my sincere apologies…

Posted by: ToneLoc at February 23, 2012 09:55 AM (hGqss)

6 Commander SCOAMF included this gem in his apology:


"The error was inadvertent; I assure you that we will take the

appropriate steps to avoid any recurrence, to include holding

accountable those responsible," the letter said.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 09:55 AM (cxHkd)

7 We have to get all of our troops out of there. If they want to live like animals, our being there is not going to change anything. As soon as we leave they will go back to being animals. A dog is a dog no matter how much you wish it to be a doctor.

Posted by: megthered at February 23, 2012 09:56 AM (iR4Dg)

8 How many people would die in the riots if the military burned Bibles?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at February 23, 2012 09:56 AM (64S5N)

9 @4 ... I think the problem is that The Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Tyrant just Wasn't.Shovel.Ready

Posted by: TARP - IN - Chief at February 23, 2012 09:57 AM (0F6Sg)

10 The soldiers were order to burn the damned "holy" books because the detainees were using them to write messages to each other.


There's a pic on Gateway Pundit of a mob at Bagram facing a U. S. soldier, and one of them is flipping him the bird.

I went to my Happy Place imagining what a daisy cutter could do to that mob.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 09:58 AM (cxHkd)

11 I say keep a base open there and bomb the fuck out that shithole on an as needed basis. The ungrateful bastards can stay in the 9th century for all I care.

Posted by: taylork at February 23, 2012 09:58 AM (5wsU9)

12
Who woulda thunk that all we need to do is hold daily Koran burnings to flush out all the psychos.

burn
protest
shoot

Seems like an easy model to me.

Posted by: Under Cover Moron at February 23, 2012 09:58 AM (NzRiZ)

13 Can anyone explain the "I don't hold a shovel" thing from the groundbreaking?


Not strong enough to lift it, most likely.


Got a link, or something?

Posted by: fluffy at February 23, 2012 09:59 AM (vRSeu)

14 The time to do this is before people get killed. Afterwards, you're just encouraging the violence and, of course, excusing it.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 23, 2012 09:59 AM (T0NGe)

15 First, I recommend reading a Quran. Burn after reading. Like the film.

Posted by: A Proud Libertarian at February 23, 2012 09:59 AM (GOG1H)

16 Do not care. Burn them.

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 09:59 AM (GQ8sn)

17 stewie, don't you have an occutard event to attend? Maybe take a crap on a police car, or do some rapin'?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:00 AM (cxHkd)

18 I'm very sorry. The rest of America doesn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Barry Osorry at February 23, 2012 10:00 AM (/Mla1)

19 >>Burn after reading. Like the film.

I get a kick out of that one. A Serious Man, too.

Posted by: Under Cover Moron at February 23, 2012 10:00 AM (NzRiZ)

20 Has the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure apologized to the Border Patrol agent killed as a result of his Fast and Furious program?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2012 10:01 AM (iAUf+)

21 Do those savages even know how to read that thing?

Posted by: Roy at February 23, 2012 10:01 AM (VndSC)

22 Was there ever any apology for burning those Bibles?


How many people would die in the riots if the military burned Bibles?

I belive the body count on that was zero. Though there were several jell-o salads without marshmallows sent in protest.

I have to say, the discussions of what constitutes Lutheran rioting on the one football thread are some of the Horde's best work.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 10:04 AM (VtjlW)

23 After 36 holes of golf, General Gutsy Call has an ususually tender blister on his shovel finger.

Posted by: Fritz at February 23, 2012 10:05 AM (/ZZCn)

24 Could not have typed it better myself, Drew. They're like a bunch of autistics being kept from watching Judge Wapner.
And I mean that about the typing.
I remember buying a Koran (PBUH) fora Middle Eastern studies class. When I got it home, I introduced it to my Big Fat Meanie Weenie.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2012 10:05 AM (Ec6wH)

25 What happens to a Koran being carried when a car bomb goes off at a marketplace and blows a dude to hell's half acre? This is seriously just selective outrage by a bunch of goat buggering freaks afraid of the 21st century.

We should just announce we are going to burn a Koran on Tuesday and drop a daisy cutter on the resulting "protest". Why argue when your enemies want to assemble and self-identify?

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:05 AM (SzAZ7)

26 Afghans who allowed their country play host to terrorists who killed 3,000 people on 9/11..............
------------------------------------

Still wondering how cave dwellers defeated the most sophisticated air defense systems in the world.

Posted by: bask at February 23, 2012 10:06 AM (zHJ2B)

27 Wanna know why Muslims riot and kill?

Satan requires human sacrifices daily.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 23, 2012 10:06 AM (O3R/2)

28 The worst part is that SCOAMF told Karzai that those responsible would be punished.

When they did it under orders, to prevent communication between terrorists.

If they do punish those soldiers, I suggest all bets are off and it's time to start marching.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:07 AM (NS2Mo)

29 I am starting to think we should just get the hell out of Afghanistan. But leave them with a warning that if they allow the terrorist camps back in, we will carpet bomb the shit out of them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 10:08 AM (i6RpT)

30
How would you feel if those "savages" burned your bibles? You know, like President Obama burns your bibles.

The body count would be minimial, asshole.

Posted by: Cicero at February 23, 2012 10:08 AM (yQwq5)

31 >>Why argue when your enemies want to assemble and self-identify?

Some liberal weenie would start crying about the unbalance of power. F#ck them too.

Posted by: Under Cover Moron at February 23, 2012 10:08 AM (NzRiZ)

32 You know, the optics of King SCOAMF and FLOTUS sitting and watching as Laura Bush, among others, broke ground for the National Black History museum was......something.

In all honestly, I doubt seriously if precious Barry has ever even held a shovel, or would know which end to use. Wouldn't want to hurt his manicure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:08 AM (cxHkd)

33 If they made the pages two-ply, softer and more absorbent more people would dispose of them properly.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:10 AM (SzAZ7)

34 Someone needs to come out and say the obvious; that no piece of paper is more valuable than a human life and if that is what the Koran really says then we need to burn them all. Islam either needs to disavow such behavior or it needs to be stamped out as being incompatible with civilization. Then we need to demand an apology and heap shame on the Muslim world until we get it.

Obama has the foreign policy of a chew toy. You don't get a dog to quit biting your leg by giving him a steak. He then just looks at your leg as a steak dispenser. And if the steak is ever not forthcoming fast enough he will just chew harder.

Why the hell there isn't a journalist who will ask why we are pretending that barbaric behavior like this is acceptable is beyond me.

Posted by: Voluble at February 23, 2012 10:10 AM (C9bRU)

35 Bring the soldiers who burned the holy koran to me for punishment.

Right after I finish my waffle and plan my next singing gig and party.

Posted by: Supreme Commander SCOAMF at February 23, 2012 10:11 AM (cxHkd)

36 Jane, I was just thinking Obama's like Arsenio Hall from Coming to America....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2012 10:11 AM (Ec6wH)

37 *whistles tonelessly*

Posted by: the banhammer at February 23, 2012 10:11 AM (GTbGH)

38 stewie - your mom said don't forget to put the garbage can at the curb. Please get it done soshe can get back to hiding my salami without distractions.

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:12 AM (wBxu+)

39 How would you feel if those "savages" burned your bibles? You know, like President Obama burns your bibles.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:06 AM (OV44R)

****************
My give a shit meter would peg 0. Right about where you peg it.

Glad to see you call these misogynistic homophobes "savages" though. Shows you're not totally clueless

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:12 AM (rX1N2)

40
Shouldn't we be calling it the "Holy Quran". Just like saying "Pock-eee-stan", the natives eat it up. They love me.
Sincerely,
BHO

Posted by: ejo at February 23, 2012 10:13 AM (QeuAv)

41 Cause Im a filthy soshulist god hating librul.

Ha. No you're not. You're a fake, a phony, a poseur. One of the legion of parrots.

Posted by: the banhammer at February 23, 2012 10:13 AM (GTbGH)

42 The religion of peace!



http://tinyurl.com/7radkd2

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 23, 2012 10:13 AM (hXJOG)

43 40
20,

yea, cause raping at OWS camps was soo factual. Like raping at the
Superdome after Katrina. Both lies, but you dont care, do you. You love
repeating lies about libruls. It makes librul outrage that much more
pleasing to you, cause you know the shit is all fake. You are clearly
morally superior. Im changing sides today. No more collectivism. More,
much more, selfishness and hate.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:10 AM (OV44R)



How old are you, 12? Now get back down to the basement. Your mom's got another "date" and you annoy the hell out of her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:13 AM (cxHkd)

44 Dammit

Posted by: toby928© at February 23, 2012 10:13 AM (GTbGH)

45 Barry finds time in his busy golf schedule to do this but somehow never has the time to say or do anything when American troops are killed like at Fort Hood

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 23, 2012 10:14 AM (1Jaio)

46 31 How would you feel if those "savages" burned your bibles? You know, like President Obama burns your bibles.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:06 AM (OV44R)

I think you have to many scare quotes in your dumb-ass post.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:15 AM (SzAZ7)

47 c'mon stewie, don't be a hater.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (O3R/2)

48 How do you dispose of korans while wearing a fake prego bello and boobs?
Time to get our people out of that barbaric shithole.

Posted by: real joe at February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (w7Lv+)

49 From Michael Yon on FB:

Michael Yon
I'm Having an Apocalypse Now Moment

The insanity of the war in Afghanistan has reached boiling:

"President Barack Obama apologized to Afghan President Hamid Karzai for the burning of Qurans by NATO troops..."We will take the appropriate steps to avoid any recurrence, including holding accountable those responsible," Obama said in the letter.
=====
We need to bring our main force home, soon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (i6RpT)

50 Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:10 AM (OV44R)

Words you need to brush up on: factual, lies, outrage, fake, selfishness, hate

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (rX1N2)

51
Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:06 AM (OV44R)

There's nothing more pathetically comicalthan a sixteen year-old who thinks he has a clue. Maybe you'll understand one day. But I doubt it.

Posted by: Cicero at February 23, 2012 10:16 AM (yQwq5)

52 Im changing sides today. No more collectivism. More, much more, selfishness and hate.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:10 AM (OV44R)
Collectivism IS selfishness and hate. Selfishness and hate directed toward those who illustrate the failings of the collective through their own success.Collectivism is pure evil. It requires totalitarianism to have even a chance of holding together for even a short period of time.
But, you go back to the bong and your Che shirt and your unwashed lover with the sickle and hammer tattoo, and let the adults discuss the best way to rescue the freedom of our children from the likes of parasites such as you.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:17 AM (NS2Mo)

53 For the troll:

In October, reports surfaced of a sexual assault in a tent at the Occupy Dallas camp. The victim was a 14-year-old runaway and the alleged assailant, a 23-year-old man.

This case is one of 17 on a list of Occupy-related sexual crimes compiled by Lee Stranahan at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Journalism — a list that Current TV’s Keith Olbermann gleefully “debunked” last week in his ongoing crusade to promote a fictitious “No Occupy Rapes, No Cover-Up” narrative.


Stranahan swiftly countered with a point-by-point refutation of Olbermann’s attempt to deny, mock, and minimize the well-documented occurrence of sexual assaults at Occupy protests. But Olbermann’s denial of the Occupy Dallas assault is so vile and morally bankrupt it merits an even closer look (video here).

Despite the Breitbart headline: “Police Investigating Possible Sexual Assault Of Teen At Occupy Dallas,” the alleged assault victim told police the sex in question was consensual. She would not press charges nor cooperate with authorities. The claim that there was an assault originates with one local tv station’s anonymous source in the Dallas police department.

Olbermann reiterates this rape denial later in his Daily Kos post:

One story turns out to have been about consensual sex.

Good thing he told us twice, ’cause now I get it. This was just another gentle Occupier with a heart of gold enjoying some hot, consensual man-on-teen action. He totally tapped that 14-year-old ass. High fives all around! Age is just a number, amirite Keith?

Not quite. As Stranahan pointed out, the legal age of consent in Texas is 17, a pesky law the Occupy-hating meanies in the Dallas Police Department saw fit to enforce when they arrested Richard Armstrong. And contrary to Olbermann’s debunking, the 14-year-old child — yes, child, Keith — cooperated with authorities:

The Child Exploitation Squad initiated an investigation based on the child victim’s statements. After a thorough investigation, a suspect was identified. The suspect was located and questioned. It was determined the suspect is a non-compliant registered sex offender and engaged in sexual conduct with the runaway who is a minor. The suspect was arrested on October 27, 2011, for Failure to Register as a Sex Offender (Felony 2) and Sexual Assault of a Child (Felony 2).

Authorities required Armstrong to register as a sex offender after a 2009 conviction for … wait for it … sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl. According to the arrest warrant (PDF):

The victim stated that she told him to stop and said “NO” several times, but he continued to have intercourse with her. The victim stated that she told Richard she was 14 prior to them having sexual intercourse.



Armstrong waived his rights and admitted to having sexual intercourse with the victim. He further stated that the victim told him she was 14 YOA, and that she told him to stop but he could not stop himself because he “had no power over my body.” Armstrong admitted to not wearing a condom.

Just two weeks before his October 27th arrest for the Occupy Dallas assault, Armstrong signed a plea agreement (PDF) admitting to multiple probation violations, including contact with children 17 years of age or younger, failing a clinical polygraph exam, and unsuccessful discharge from sex offender treatment.

He remains jailed at the Lew Sterrett Justice Center with a bond set at $200,000.

This is the man Keith Olbermann refuses to condemn.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 10:17 AM (i6RpT)

54 Keep working on the leet-speak stewie, it really helps your credibility.

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:18 AM (wBxu+)

55 Kings had their court fools and we have stewie. We need a better class of troll.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:18 AM (SzAZ7)

56
Meanwhile in Iran, a man who converted to Christianity and became a pastor has been sentenced to death, and could die at any time.
We are so fucking stupid. These people take our 'respect' for the Koran as proof their religion is the correct one. All this fawning makes things worse.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 23, 2012 10:18 AM (FkKjr)

57 >>you have no facts to back up your outlandish lies about rape.


*yawn*
http://www.verumserum.com/?p=33490

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 23, 2012 10:18 AM (ZKzrr)

58 Obviously, by your response, you have no facts to back up your outlandish lies about rape.

Given the number of police reports, you either have actual "rape rapes" or people lying about being raped. Class acts you OWSers are.

Posted by: taylork at February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (5wsU9)

59 Are you living off the gummit teak?

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:14 AM (OV44R)

Slow down dude, your rage is affecting your typing.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:19 AM (rX1N2)

60 stewie, have you met Mary? You two would make a fine couple, unless of course she's your mother.

Posted by: AOS Matchmaker at February 23, 2012 10:20 AM (/ZZCn)

61 "Primal bs" Ooooh, five point word, stewie.

Posted by: Cicero at February 23, 2012 10:20 AM (yQwq5)

62 33-I just read that he will hold those responsible accountable.

Um, they were following orders (stupid orders, those books should have been held as evidence and researched). Stop throwing Americans to fucking 3rd world rabid dogs.

Posted by: moki at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (dZmFh)

63 Let me put this in words that The Tyrant will recognize, and maybe even understand:

"Burn, Baby, Burn."

Posted by: VideoSavant at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (Z6KEn)

64 Doom! guys like stewie will never learn.

What happens Nov. 7 stewie? You going to blow up the Reichstag, oops, I mean Congress and blame the Conservatives? Going to usher in the new Dictatorship of the Proletariat, ending the Republic?

Posted by: Jimbo at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (O3R/2)

65 Can anyone explain the "I don't hold a shovel" thing from the groundbreaking?



I feel like it's somehow related . . . it's just weird behavior. Really weird. King Obama doesn't do manual labor type weird?


You're thinking in terms of standard politics in which the politician works hard to appeal to the masses as a regular guy.

Obama is engaged in racial politics, so the image he wants is the white people holding the shovels while he supervises. It doesn't matter that it's a symbolic earth-turning. Remember that this was for a racial museum.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (T0NGe)

66 Why doesn't someone say, "The books had already been defiled by the prisoners writing in them?"

Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood at February 23, 2012 10:22 AM (t5+hl)

67 Jeez moslems. Haftin to be uproared much?

Posted by: Jimmah at February 23, 2012 10:22 AM (845uI)

68 stewie's here to put us all some knowledge about muslims, drawn from his years of experience watching National Geographic on TV.

Posted by: Cicero at February 23, 2012 10:22 AM (yQwq5)

69 Breitbart didn't file the police reports. You do realize this is reported in many local rags right? The kind shown in the links (read: facts) you choose to ignore.

It's like this troll is possessed by Fail this morning.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:22 AM (rX1N2)

70 Why are we feeding the troll?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (VtjlW)

71 I think I have islamofatigue. Sick and tired of the latest outrage in a never ending string of outraged muslims.

Posted by: jjmurphy at February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (xjEAl)

72 7
Apologize for burning Korans. He never apologizes for burning bibles.
Saw a pic the other day of that happening. Here in the US. It must end
now.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 09:55 AM (OV44R)

Stewie, didn't we tell you not to move too much? Really, get back to the window so we can keep an eye on you.

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2012 10:23 AM (RD7QR)

73 Obama is engaged in racial politics, so the image he wants is the white
people holding the shovels while he supervises. It doesn't matter that
it's a symbolic earth-turning. Remember that this was for a racial
museum.



Still no link or clue about the site? This is frustrating, because I suck at the search engine stuff almost as much as stewie.

Posted by: fluffy at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (vRSeu)

74 Because the Big Lie works for Obama and the MSM, the retarded troll thinks it will work for him too.

Posted by: real joe at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (w7Lv+)

75 Ill switch sides as a result. I learn to hate and lie as quickly as possible.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (OV44R)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I figured you for unemployed but I see you work as a projectionist.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (SzAZ7)

76 Because none of your buds here mistype a word. Thanks for pointing that out. Ill switch sides as a result. I learn to hate and lie as quickly as possible.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (OV44R)

No, I was simply referring to the previous high quality of your posts. But I do hate, ya got me. I hate to see you slipping like that.

Focus kid, you can do this.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (rX1N2)

77 It's time to leave Afghanistan, but perhaps we ought to cull the heard of males before we do it.

Posted by: taylork at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (5wsU9)

78 Is ACE awake? This stewie is neither fun, accurate with his facts, and contributing anything to the conversation. We tolerate all sorts here and many liberals, but we really don't need a ignorant little fuck like this around.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (i6RpT)

79
Just because stewie is adopting the persona of a sexuallyconfused Family Guy character doesn't mean he can't make up talking points. Good intentions, man. In his heart, he knows he heard that shit somewhere, so it must be true.

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:24 AM (wBxu+)

80 Given that Stewiehas beenpretty explicitly threatening us with arrest and concentration camps in this thread and the proceeding one, I was inclined to believe he was a sock. I am not so sure now.

Posted by: Old Scratch at February 23, 2012 10:25 AM (ivERb)

81 Why are we feeding the troll?


Symbiosis. The troll likes being kicked. We like kicking the troll.

Posted by: fluffy at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (vRSeu)

82 My kid made it back to his base safely this morning. I have profusely thanked God.


Then we have to put up with a worthless little twit like stewie, who isn't worth so much as the pinky finger of one of our troops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (cxHkd)

83 We need the en fuego guy to show up to burn the government teak.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (1ZF7c)

84 I've found government teak to be of inferior quality.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2012 10:27 AM (Ec6wH)

85 I learn to hate and lie as quickly as possible.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:21 AM (OV44R)
Just as a broken clock is right twice per day, occasionally trolls tell the truth.
Tell us, troll - since you learn to hate and lie so quickly, what grade were you when your public school teachers had you fully indoctrinated?

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:27 AM (NS2Mo)

86 You are making shit up again.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:25 AM (OV44R)

Sums up your career here at the HQ so far.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:27 AM (rX1N2)

87 After the fact that Muslims and we walk on two legs, we have nothing more in common.

It is a farce to try and bring their barbaric countries to civilized democracy, and only pans out in the minds of those who project our standards of humanity on them.

They are nothing like us.

Wanna check out my nephew's blog? TheTexanWhoWouldBeKing.He returned from Afghanifuckedupistan last month.

Posted by: Justamom at February 23, 2012 10:27 AM (Sptt8)

88 Nov 7th. Mark that day. Things will change.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:18 AM (OV44R)

Yes, God willing, they will.stewie, are they paying you minimum wage at least? We've noticed the uptick in daytime trolling, so we know you guys are now working for it.But we don't want to see you guys get screwed by the DNC. We know how Democrats are always screwing over the little guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 23, 2012 10:27 AM (T0NGe)

89 Symbiosis. The troll likes being kicked. We like kicking the troll.

Posted by: fluffy at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (vRSeu)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No shit. I have better things to do. Thanks for pointing it out.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:28 AM (SzAZ7)

90 What are your deductions as to my "plans" here?
Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (OV44R) Um, be a dick? Show your intolerance for Americans who don't share your cock lust of your little tin god? Do I have that right?

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at February 23, 2012 10:28 AM (Df/CP)

91 97
93,

good one. buy more ammo. Nov 7th is not far off. Things will change.

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:25 AM (OV44R)


Again, with the threats from a troll. I'd love to see a bunch of you Occutards try to take on an armed American citizenry.Hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:28 AM (cxHkd)

92 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2012 10:27 AM (Ec6wH)


It meets or exceeds administration specifications, but it's not good enough for Gibson guitars.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 10:28 AM (1ZF7c)

93 Ratfucking is fun

I knew stewie was an OWSer!

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (NS2Mo)

94 Stewie, are you employed by the University of Cincinnati or just a student there?

Please tell me you're employed. That will make this way more fun.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (WvXvd)

95 100
96,

What are your deductions as to my "plans" here?



Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (OV44R)

Weep uncontrollably when the Secret Service drags the Obamas out of the White House. Jesus boy, doesn't all this hate hurt? You need to relax and go over to decaff for a while. We're just concerned for your well being.

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

96 Uh, how about not giving Korans to prisoners in the first place?

Posted by: Gerry at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (ljrFl)

97 good one. buy more ammo. Nov 7th is not far off. Things will change.Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:25 AM (OV44R) What makes you think I need MORE?

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:30 AM (wBxu+)

98 Which of the candidates could you envision making a similar apology? I'd say Paul and Mitt.

Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2012 10:30 AM (5H6zj)

99 What an asshole. Like it has really helped in the past. Sheesh. Just say "honest mistake, sorry if offended, next time tell us how you want to destroy your shitty terrorist manuals".

Posted by: eureka! at February 23, 2012 10:30 AM (4e3Me)

100 Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (WvXvd)


Cincinnati -- he's our own Les Nesmann.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (1ZF7c)

101 I did not know that you do not need to treat teak when used for the deck of a boat.
This is why I come here--every day is a sledgehammer of new information.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (Ec6wH)

102 Psst. Stewie. There's a thing called a hash tag. You're a SCOAMF, just like your boss.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (NS2Mo)

103
I do believe that if you are dumb enough to believe any religion, then you deserve to be free to practice that religion free of prejudice.

Get a grip. Did you think we're all waiting here for stewie to dispense his wisdom on topics of theology and personal rights? Nobody gives a rat's ass about what a jerkoff loserlike you believes. Now go try to find a meniallittle job or something.

Posted by: Cicero at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (yQwq5)

104 What are your deductions as to my "plans" here?

Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (OV44R)

Not sure what his deductions are, but I'd say your plans have something to do with figuring out how the hell you're going to pay your tuition next semester after daddy cuts off the funding.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (rX1N2)

105 I guess stewie hasn't figured out the hash thing.

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (wBxu+)

106 Hey Jane, very glad your son is safe.

Is this the same troll from yesterday? The IQ seems equivalent. I guess he gets his jollies from attempting to sound intelligent. The banhammer needs some practice.

Posted by: moki at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (dZmFh)

107 I'm still wondering exactly how it's respectful of the Koran to write in its holy pages in order to smuggle messages back and forth.

Posted by: JohnTant at February 23, 2012 10:32 AM (PFy0L)

108
100 96, What are your deductions as to my "plans" here?
Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:26 AM (OV44R)


Presuming that you are not Average Joe yanking our chain again (whichstill seems most likely), I deduce that you are 1) upset with the way your guy has been failing 2) filled with mindless rage and projection. Ergo, you are here to take out some of your frustration with the world by insulting people that can't simply dot you one on the beezer.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 23, 2012 10:32 AM (ivERb)

109 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 10:32 AM (8y9MW)

110 124
114

If you believe that has any chance of happening, even a .1% chance
of happening, you need to seek help. After the gwb admin, the current
guys look clean as the white hood you wear.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (OV44R)

Ohhhh, Stewie, socking a regular is a banning offense. You're just not real bright, are you?

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2012 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

111 Hey, did you guys catch me singing with my man BB King? Was I great, or what? I'm thinking of installing a martini bar in the Oval Office. Maybe I'll decide to spend more time there.

Posted by: Barky the Crooner at February 23, 2012 10:33 AM (cxHkd)

112 Wow. Just wow. You are derranged. Paranoid and delusional too. This is a
dangerous way to view life. Seek help please. I care about you. Jesus
loves you and everyone.


Haven't you heard of "dog whistles"? I hadn't, but MSNBC keeps bringing up the concept.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 23, 2012 10:33 AM (T0NGe)

113
Okay, I admit it, I'm a down on his luck furniture maker and I live off the government teak. Sure, it's knotty and full of splinters, and the chairs that are made out of the government teak are rickety, BUT IT'S THE BEST I CAN DO!
*SOB!*
I'd never thought I'd sink so low as to have to live off the government teak.
(And the governemnt mahogany is even worse...)

Posted by: Warthog at February 23, 2012 10:33 AM (WDySP)

114 Nov 7th. Mark that day. Things will change.

God willing.

Posted by: toby928© at February 23, 2012 10:34 AM (GTbGH)

115 Islam is a shitty disgusting hate-fulled religion of war. Weird how democrats adore it.

Posted by: whatever at February 23, 2012 10:34 AM (i/wm2)

116 Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:31 AM (OV44R)

White hoods? That's original. Now jump to someone else's handle so you can transparently sock them too.

I imagine you're sitting there laughing with your buds about the rise you're getting out of us. I figure you're a student, probably humanities, who has absolutely zero chance of a lucrative job upon graduation.

So, please believe me when I say the joke's on you. You just don't know it yet.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:35 AM (NS2Mo)

117 I'm really, really sorry we burned your Korans. We meant to feed it to dogs, then feed the dogs to pigs then make the pigs into bacon, then eat the bacon for breakfast, then shit your Holy Book on the ground and piss on the turd. Please accept my apology.

And a cluster bomb unit.

Posted by: President Mr Fever Head at February 23, 2012 10:35 AM (SzAZ7)

118 Barry should simply unleash 'his secret weapon': The Navy Seals. Newsweak has it all on this weeks cover.

Posted by: EnlightenedFEW at February 23, 2012 10:36 AM (DATOZ)

119
Why are American soldiers burning Muslim holy books when they should be burning Muslim villages?

Naaa-palm sticks to kids!
Napalm sticks to kids, oh yeah!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 23, 2012 10:36 AM (U1kBg)

120 I'm thinking of having the troops who burned the Holy Koran burn a stack of bibles as punishment. It's the very least they should have to do.

Now, what's my tee time again, Reggie?

Posted by: Supreme Commander SCOAMF at February 23, 2012 10:36 AM (cxHkd)

121 Religion of Pieces... mostly body.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 23, 2012 10:36 AM (eHIJJ)

122 How the fuck did they find out about anyways? Isn't this like the x time they've done this shit? Pretty sure this crap comes up once a year.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 23, 2012 10:37 AM (N+NPF)

123 Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:35 AM (NS2Mo)

The only thing that gives me a rise when I visit the HQ is Christina Hendricks, and cheerleaders without pointy elbows.

Trolls? I just like seeing the pros here bash them to oblivion.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:37 AM (rX1N2)

124 Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:35 AM (NS2Mo)

Phew. The real grognard, SMOD-Squad. Was worried for a minute there.

That's why socking regular posters is verboten.

These two troll shitstains have got to go.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2012 10:37 AM (4q5tP)

125
I'm still wondering exactly how it's respectful of the Koran to write in
its holy pages in order to smuggle messages back and forth.


Yeah, it's funny how it doesn't matter what Muslims do to their own holy (for a given value of that term) relics, but somebody draws one cartoon of Mohammed, and suddenly they're full of the Righteous Anger!

And I'd be willing to dismiss it as "Muslim Extremists," but it's virtually all Muslims everywhere. Even the ones who have no other particular political views get all outrageously outraged whenever some "infidel" does something "against" their religion- but they can blow up mosques (full of presumably devout Muslims) with virtual impunity.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 10:37 AM (8y9MW)

126 Today's morning troll appears to be the same as yesterday's.

Very similar sentence construction, tactics, and projection.

Posted by: concerned Christian conservative at February 23, 2012 10:38 AM (Ed7LL)

127 While on the subject of burning....
Did you see over at Drudge where GE is replacing nearly their entire fleet with Volts? They think they'll save millions in doing so.
So, how exactly does a $40k Volt which gets far fewer mpc than marketed create money savings over purchasing something like a Ford Focus for $16k? Of course, it doesn't, but it sure would be nice to get in on that sweet, sweet electric charging station business. Amiright?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2012 10:38 AM (LyOUH)

128 Michelle and I got a kick out of watching Laura Bush wielding that shovel yesterday.

Posted by: Supreme Commander SCOAMF at February 23, 2012 10:38 AM (cxHkd)

129 A real president would have said "It's just a fucking book you primative goat fuckers."

Posted by: Osama Obama at February 23, 2012 10:38 AM (vYB+W)

130 @148

To look good for THE WON. And tax breaks.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (N+NPF)

131 Islam is a religion war and the subjugation of women.Progressives and liberals thinkIslam iscool. Go figure.

Posted by: whatever at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (i/wm2)

132 Sometimes, I feel like Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe, and it worries me that I am locked in here with all these crazy people.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (AQD6a)

133
Who is this "stewie" fag?

Did he pick that nickname because he's hung like a toddler? Freud was right, I suppose.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (U1kBg)

134 Please tell me Stewtard didn't get banned and he's just sitting there amazed by his own stupidty in thinking the internet was truly anonymous.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (rX1N2)

135 Is he gone? Did he put in his hour for the day and now has to run off to his incredibly important class in leftist indoctrination and theory?

Or gym.

Probably gym.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (NS2Mo)

136 I'm proud of you, stewie. I'll send you to the camps last. But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Supreme Commander SCOAMF at February 23, 2012 10:40 AM (cxHkd)

137 147
Today's morning troll appears to be the same as yesterday's.

Very similar sentence construction, tactics, and projection.


Posted by: concerned Christian conservative at February 23, 2012 10:38 AM (Ed7LL)

And thick smell of desperation. It really, really can't understand how it is that somebody could disagree with somebody as groovy as Obama, and so such people must be racist redneck bitter clinger whatevers. Philosophical disagreements are impossible for such people to comprehend so it's just GOTTA be racism. After a while, mockery is the only answer.

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2012 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

138 It was time for his anal bleaching appointment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2012 10:40 AM (4q5tP)

139 Yeah, it's funny how it doesn't matter what Muslims do to their own holy (for a given value of that term) relics, but somebody draws one cartoon of Mohammed, and suddenly they're full of the Righteous Anger!

I think it's part of the taqqiya-being able to lie about words or deeds that further your purpose. Historically, Muslims were give permission by imams to eat forbidden foods (pork products, alcohol)or even "renounce their faith" if it furthered their ultimate goal of harming the enemy.

Interpolating this thought would make it just fine to write code in Korans, and then try to murder infidel who "harms" their holy book.

Posted by: moki at February 23, 2012 10:41 AM (dZmFh)

140 Niedermeyer,

My husband saw s couple of GE/ DOE volts yesterday. The city of Austin Utilities was hosting them. It's one big.happy fascist family.

Posted by: Lauren at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (Ofdh8)

141 Probably gym.



Yes gym. I'll take some pics.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (/izg2)

142 Stewie's problem is that he likes this site. It's edgy, and that appeals to him. It's just colliding violently with his leftist indoctrination, and he can't square that circle.

Edgy things are supposed to be leftist, you see.

But that's why we go to college. To broaden our minds, Stewie.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (NS2Mo)

143 Shift change at Media Matters.

Hey, David Brock!!! Lookout!! Right behind you!!!111!!!

Never mind. It was just a laser pointer. Whew. You lucked out again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (cxHkd)

144
Thank you DrewM- well said.


The muz are premanently looking for ways to feel aggrieved.The only pleasures their vile and satanic belief system offers themare the joys of righteous indignation, and thepleasures of destruction.
Vermin - all of them.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (xUM1Q)

145 Or gym.
Probably gym.Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:39 AM (NS2Mo) Or being the greeter at an Interstate truck-stop restroom.

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:43 AM (wBxu+)

146 It would be cool if all the Hindus would run the Muslims out of their otherwise peaceful countries as retaliation for the Muslims in Egypt destroying evidence of Hindu civilization which predates their own. Karma must be a bitch.

Posted by: Justamom at February 23, 2012 10:44 AM (Sptt8)

147 Right now, I guess Stewtard is contemplating finding another free wireless connection or scoring some more cash in the parking lot.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 23, 2012 10:44 AM (rX1N2)

148 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (cxHkd)

Gotta wipe the screen clean again now

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2012 10:44 AM (4q5tP)

149 I read a commenter I believe at the NYT on the subject yesterday, who described some Afghan villagers having their hands cut off for waving to our troops.

Such sensitivity and compassion toward their own people.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:45 AM (cxHkd)

150 Which of the candidates could you envision making a similar apology? I'd say Paul and Mitt.

Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2012 10:30 AM (5H6zj)

Newt might. It depends on which Newt wakes up in the morning.Seriously, he might get it in his head that there's some strategic advantage to doing this.The problem isn't the apology. It isn't about magic Korans (well, maybe it is to the Afghanis) but they view this undue deference as an insult to their culture. They're an honor culture and everything's about insults to it. If the apology had been made before the killings, it would have been reasonable, IMHO. Not preferable, but reasonable.After the killings, Obama merely legitimizes the soldiers' murder.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 23, 2012 10:45 AM (T0NGe)

151 Or being the greeter at an Interstate truck-stop restroom.

Posted by: 141Driver at February 23, 2012 10:43 AM (wBxu+)

So he's the guy that says, "Here, let me shake that for you."

Posted by: Doofus at February 23, 2012 10:45 AM (4WhSY)

152 It's like that bonehead "news" person yesterday getting all worked up about GOP candidates possiblly not "following the advice" of their military executive commanders in "allowing" Israel to bomb Iran... apparently overlooked the possibility that an administration appointee just might have to follow the orders of them that brung 'em.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 10:45 AM (1ZF7c)

153 Well, if he comes back, I'd sure love an answer to that "What happens on after Nov. 7th?" question.

I'd like some specifics from the Stewmeister, because without specifics, how can I be sufficiently cowed into supporting the SCOAMF?

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 23, 2012 10:46 AM (NS2Mo)

154 I have read the Qur'an from cover to cover and:
iSLAM is a viscous dog that needs this move: right shoulder to left shoulder of dog head away from snout, reach under body grab dog with right hand to left front leg, pull leg hard until dog falls over on its back, put right foot over dogs throat and stand up hard till you hear it crack, then jump on it with both feet until still .....

Posted by: DRAW A MOHAMMED EVERY DAY at February 23, 2012 10:46 AM (tuCVl)

155 Posted by: Doofus at February 23, 2012 10:45 AM (4WhSY)


Obama has an "innie."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 23, 2012 10:47 AM (UlUS4)

156 Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (WvXvd)

Hardball! And it corresponds to the beginning of baseball.

I like it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 10:48 AM (nEUpB)

157
164 Shift change at Media Matters.Hey, David Brock!!! Lookout!! Right behind you!!!111!!!Never mind. It was just a laser pointer. Whew. You lucked out again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:42 AM (cxHkd)


If I lived nearby I would get ahold of a laser sight and shine it in Media Matters' windows at random intervals.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 23, 2012 10:48 AM (ivERb)

158 Stewie's been given supporting evidence of OWS rapes. Yet, somehow, stewie remains silent on the issue after said evidence is supplied.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 23, 2012 10:48 AM (F+Xfj)

159
Which one of you Morons was telling the story the other day about his wife getting hit on at the museum by some guy telling her he was a Navy SEAL?

I told my hubby that story this morning - got a blog post out of it:

It’s a good thing he’s so cute….. http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1jX

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 23, 2012 10:49 AM (0xqzf)

160 Fuckin' IP addresses. How do they work?

Posted by: Andy at February 23, 2012 10:49 AM (5Rurq)

161 What you are seeing is the PROOF that Terrorism, WORKS.

We are chainging our behaviour... and not in a Strong way... to bow to their barbaric beliefs because we are afraid of thier Anger?

History... there is exactly ONE country in the world, who has used nuclear weapons in Anger... and they did it TWICE....

Our PC culture has tried to make it 'unsocial' to get angry... which means there is a LOT of repressed anger out there... and many of us ARE loosing our patience at PC, our own Metrosexual Government, and those who wish to make us afraid (Islamists)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2012 10:49 AM (lZBBB)

162 stewie doesn't come here for reasoned debate. He comes here to rattle the bars, yank the chains and otherwise be obnoxious.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 23, 2012 10:49 AM (O3R/2)

163 Abdul, my cornhole yearns for you!

Posted by: Note Written in Koran at February 23, 2012 10:49 AM (XBdI0)

164 For one of ace's posts: Romney in 08: I respect what Bush did on NCLB. I know a lot of people in my party don't like it, but I do like it.

via Twitter

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (zLeKL)

165 Islam, the religion of war, is very dictatorial. Modern fascist democrats admire and respect that.

Posted by: whatever at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (i/wm2)

166 Gotta run out for a while, but:

I just got done with an interview and I think I nailed it. It'll be a week before the background check is completed and they said they'd get back to me then.

I might get a job!

Say a prayer for me if you have a spare minute.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (7+pP9)

167 Correct blog name of nephew:

thetexanwhowouldbeking.wordpress.com

A favorite entry is "The Taliban fear Taylor Swift".

Whenever his patrol would sing one of her songs, they would have a good day. They stopped to patch up a hurt boy and the boy was fascinated by Taylor's music videos on a cellphone, that is, until the elders came. It was a riot!

In addition to being brave and smart ( top of his class at West Point), Will is a gifted writer. Do check him out sometime for a day on the life in afghanifuckedupistan.

Posted by: Justamom at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (Sptt8)

168 113
Stewie, are you employed by the University of Cincinnati or just a student there?



Please tell me you're employed. That will make this way more fun.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 23, 2012 10:29 AM (WvXvd)

I think the dipshit done run off. Stewie!! Stewie!!! Where'd you go little fella?You never answered the question asshole. Employee or student or are you just some miserable fucker using the facilities? Come out come out wherever you are!!Pussy...

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 23, 2012 10:51 AM (3jGS1)

169 The Affies want a trial. A mother fucking trial. To prosecute someone for burning a book used to transmit terrorist propaganda.

Posted by: Lauren at February 23, 2012 10:51 AM (Ofdh8)

170 A leftist commenter on the article at Reuters:

MarkDonners wrote:


What really sparks their anger is the
ten year illegal mass murders, occupation, impoverishment, and
destruction of their country by foreign savages. Of course US and NATO
thugs will try to say this is all a misunderstanding about a book.



Hey Mark, baby. Why don't we drop you off outside the gates of Bagram? You can sing Kumbaya and hug it out. I'm sure they'll welcome you with open arms.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:51 AM (cxHkd)

171 Stewie is hiding in the faculty lounge powder room sweating the email barrage.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 10:51 AM (1ZF7c)

172 Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (7+pP9)

Did and done. Good Luck!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (4q5tP)

173 180 teresa

lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (Ho2rs)

174 We should've pulled out of Afghanhellistan years ago. Some people, who made certain decisions, need to face their maker and own up for their sins.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (dZ756)

175 Yeah, it's funny how it doesn't matter what Muslims do to their own holy (for a given value of that term) relics,

They aren't even relics. They're printed like every other book is printed -- on a machine.

It's an honor culture and burning a Koran is not showing due deference to the powerful Muslim people, it isn't a magic book, not even to them.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (T0NGe)

176 Saw a picture of Afghans burning an effigy of "Black Dog" Obama. How's that smarter foreign policy working out for you?

You want racism. sexism and violations of human rights look no farther than your own hand.

Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (BA8k3)

177 187
Gotta run out for a while, but:

I just got done with an interview
and I think I nailed it. It'll be a week before the background check is
completed and they said they'd get back to me then.

I might get a job!

Say a prayer for me if you have a spare minute.


Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (7+pP9)

Well done Ed! Sending good wishes your way!

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

178 Mahmoud, my little camel, I too yearn for your well where the 12th Imam of Pleasure awaits my release!

Posted by: Note Written in Koran at February 23, 2012 10:52 AM (XBdI0)

179 I just got done with an interview and I think I
nailed it. It'll be a week before the background check is completed and
they said they'd get back to me then.

I might get a job!

Say a prayer for me if you have a spare minute.


Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (7+pP9)

Background check? Uh...oh. They don't know your IP address, do they?

Good luck....saying a prayer.

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2012 10:53 AM (X6akg)

180 yeah ed!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 23, 2012 10:53 AM (Ho2rs)

181 A military official said the materials were removed from the detainee center’s library because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”


???? What part of the Koran is not extremist?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 10:53 AM (i6RpT)

182 Regarding stewie, I keep picturing a pock-marked teen with a head shaped like a piece of pasta, giggling at his computer screen and doing a Rex Harrison voice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 23, 2012 10:54 AM (WuRdj)

183 How about this?

Stop fucking providing Korans and any other religious materials. Let them get their own.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2012 10:54 AM (f9c2L)

184 DREW: Honestly, I'd love us to get out too. The problem, as always, is Liberals: they play devisive political games with our wars for their own power. How Satanic can you get? At least Islam is relatively straight forward in it's primitve, ape-man, retrograde, misgynistic way.
Bush did not unite the world - like his daddydid - and very soon the cracks began and Liberals piled on at the first cheap oppotunity. IF we could have stayed united, we could have trasnsformed the world. Good God how I HATE LIBERALS!

Posted by: The moving hand kills Hobos, and having killed, moves on. at February 23, 2012 10:54 AM (tuCVl)

185 Heard a General (forget his name) apologizing for this on FOX last night. Had to stop making dinner, lost my appetite.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 10:54 AM (8ieXv)

186 Good luck Ed!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:55 AM (cxHkd)

187 Oh yeah. And let's get the hell out of there. The Taliban and Paki fighters will flow right back in whenever we leave anyway. Better sooner than later.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2012 10:55 AM (f9c2L)

188 205 How about this?Stop fucking providing Korans and any other religious materials. Let them get their own.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 23, 2012 10:54 AM (f9c2L)
*
Let them hath Pron.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 10:56 AM (8ieXv)

189 stewie: "You might consider an upgrade to your shitty cesspool of a site. Ratfucking is fun and super easy here.

Paranoia, delusion and hate. Look in the mirror. Thats you."


You have a dildo tattooed on your forehead, right? Maybe instead of delivering your insightful commentary, you could deliver a few wrist slaps to your buddies who put it there.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 23, 2012 10:56 AM (eHIJJ)

190 It soothes the savage beast.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 10:56 AM (8ieXv)

191 DRAW A MOHAMMED EVERY DAY
which looks like a Barack

Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 10:56 AM (u50z0)

192 >>there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”

Extremists? Like Catholic priests? Or people who fly Gadsden flags?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 23, 2012 10:56 AM (ZKzrr)

193 So if I wrote "FUCK THE KORAN" in between the wordings in the Koran repeatedly, does that make it still holy?

Posted by: Kaitian at February 23, 2012 10:57 AM (N+NPF)

194 Who do I bow to in order to make this all better??

Posted by: King Barack at February 23, 2012 10:57 AM (3jGS1)

195 @159 Can't be. One good anal-bleaching session, and he'd disappear.

Now, where were we. Oh. What for do we pay to have an ambassador, and an Islamic element in our chaplain corps? There was no apology called for; we just needed to explain clearly and firmly that we were ritually destroying copies of their holy book that had been defiled. A Certain Party is pretty damned quick to apologize.

This has definite shades of the cartridge grease of the Sepoy Rebellion.

I have some chairs made of government teak. Guess where they're from, that's right, In-do-neee-sia. Coincidence no I think not.

Posted by: comatus at February 23, 2012 10:57 AM (ZOlM3)

196 MarkDonners wrote:
What really sparks their anger is the

ten year illegal mass murders, occupation, impoverishment, and

destruction of their country by foreign savages. Of course US and NATO

thugs will try to say this is all a misunderstanding about a book.

Mark Donners also wrote, "Ron Paul! Ron Paul! Ron Paul!"

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 23, 2012 10:58 AM (AQD6a)

197 God. I read something at Blackfive yesterday that made me ill.

One of the posters was talking about capturing some wanna-be boy suicide bombers. The kids were raped repeatedly by the Taliban and told that if they blew themselves up they'd go to Allah. If they didn't, they'd send them back to their families, tell them they were homosexual, and the families would honor kill them.

Sick, fucking fucks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:58 AM (cxHkd)

198 Yes, the A-stan operation needs to end sooner rather than later. Subcontract the whole thing to SOCOM, CIA, and Blackwater. Kill ISI guys at random just to keep them honest and let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: joncelli at February 23, 2012 10:59 AM (RD7QR)

199 Mohammed, does this orange jumpsuit make my ass look fat-

or extremely fat?




Ooooooh, I think I'll have another of these scrumptious brownies with my bowl of ice cream!

Posted by: Note Written in Koran at February 23, 2012 11:00 AM (XBdI0)

200 220 And we have one of them right here posting as a troll. That stockholm syndrome is powerful.

Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 11:00 AM (u50z0)

201 They should've doused those Korans in bacon grease, and dumped them out in the desert somewhere. Problem disposed of.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:00 AM (UOOK1)

202 Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (7+pP9)

My wife had applied for TSA (which ironically I do not like the TSA anyways). She passed with flying colors all the way up to the interview test. On the phone prior to the interview, the woman was excited to be interviewing her and it was obvious that my wife was going to be taken. Showing up to the interview, there were 3 guys interviewing my wife and the entire time 2 of them were giving bad questions to my wife. 2 of them rejected her outright for the job while the other guy was just appalled. The woman who interviewed her over the phone wasn't there that day unfortunately. Such bullshit applying for a month only to get turned down by guys who probably think my wife didn't have a big enough rack or something.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 23, 2012 11:00 AM (N+NPF)

203 220 God. I read something at Blackfive yesterday that made me ill.One of the posters was talking about capturing some wanna-be boy suicide bombers. The kids were raped repeatedly by the Taliban and told that if they blew themselves up they'd go to Allah. If they didn't, they'd send them back to their families, tell them they were homosexual, and the families would honor kill them.Sick, fucking fucks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 10:58 AM (cxHkd)
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You just don't understand they're culture. Your so provincial, myopic, obtuse, AMERICAN>

Posted by: Stewie at February 23, 2012 11:01 AM (8ieXv)

204 Hey, stewie, tell us how you feel about Rick Santorum.

This should be epic.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 23, 2012 11:01 AM (AQD6a)

205 Since the koran is so "holy" and all, our troops should just plaster their vehicles with them and wear a few on their uniforms when they go on patrol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:01 AM (cxHkd)

206 The Qurans had "extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these
documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”

In other words, they had scholarly notes written in the margins; like college textbooks used for hard study.

Posted by: Pyrocles at February 23, 2012 11:02 AM (cv5Iw)

207 Drew?

Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 11:02 AM (u50z0)

208 Obama is signaling our surrender to Islam again, with this note. His signals are unequival: the US is no longer a superpower, we are bankrupt, divided and weak and now is the time for our enemies to pile on us - and, of course, we richly deserve it. LIBERALSIM IN ACTION

Posted by: AGING HIPPIE LIBERAL DOUCHE OF SOUTH PARK at February 23, 2012 11:02 AM (tuCVl)

209 Only fascists would make excuses for such a depraved "relgion".

Posted by: whatever at February 23, 2012 11:02 AM (i/wm2)

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at February 23, 2012 11:03 AM (kDLl+)

211 provincial......sounds familiar......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 23, 2012 11:03 AM (Ho2rs)

212 Be gone foul sock.
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Is there a banhammerer around? This thread need a scouring?

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 11:04 AM (8ieXv)

213 Burning korans are the most beautiful smell on Earth at sunset.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:05 AM (X3lox)

214 doesn't every copy of the koran have extremist inscriptions in it?

Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2012 11:05 AM (WkuV6)

215 238 really...

you like the smell of sulphur?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 23, 2012 11:05 AM (Ho2rs)

216 Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:05 AM (X3lox)

"It smells like...victory."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 11:06 AM (nEUpB)

217 A real president would have said "It's just a fucking book you primative goat fuckers."
****
Exactly. Just as burning a bible does not literally destroy the word of God.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 23, 2012 11:07 AM (LyOUH)

218 That's right, leftie troll. Rick santorum hates teh gay. All while Islamic thugs actually KILL gays. But you don't care, do you? asshole.

Posted by: whatever at February 23, 2012 11:07 AM (i/wm2)

219
Our troll is on break at Media Matters.

Expect new levels of stupidity after he's been given his latest talking points.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:09 AM (cxHkd)

220 "It smells like...victory."


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 11:06 AM (nEUpB)



Yep ... I love the smell of korans burning in the morning, too. korans are great that way. Versatile.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:09 AM (X3lox)

221 229 Since the koran is so "holy" and all, our troops should just plaster their vehicles with them and wear a few on their uniforms when they go on patrol.
......Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:01 AM (cxHkd)
.Excellent idea.....I love it. .....But Barky would probably have them courtmartialedif they did that.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:09 AM (UOOK1)

222 Fuck Islam and fuck the Koran. The savages don't like their Koran burned, fuck them.

Posted by: Slick Rick at February 23, 2012 11:09 AM (CX71c)

223 11 The soldiers were order to burn the damned "holy" books because the detainees were using them to write messages to each other.


There's a pic on Gateway Pundit of a mob at Bagram facing a U. S. soldier, and one of them is flipping him the bird.

I went to my Happy Place imagining what a daisy cutter could do to that mob.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 09:58 AM (cxHkd)
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The blu-82 is out of inventory IIRC. Dillon Aero m-134d might be more satisfying.

Posted by: Ex 3rd ID at February 23, 2012 11:10 AM (SgVUM)

224 Islam is a religion of the devil. Its been an evil cancer since the 7th century. It needs radioactive treatment.

Posted by: Slick Rick at February 23, 2012 11:10 AM (CX71c)

225 The literacy rate in A-stan is less than 30%. How do they even know what a book is?

Posted by: huerfano at February 23, 2012 11:11 AM (fIuC0)

226 If the Afghanis are not going to grow up and move past their childish attitudes, then fine. There's no need for us to be there. I'm sure there are some sane Afghanis who will not want to see us go, but they are too few to justify the cost in lives, let alone in money. They had a chance to genuinely be free, and they squandered it. So to hell with them.

As for the burned Korans, give me a break. When someone burns a Bible, am I offended? Yes, on a personal level. Do I consider it blasphemy? No. Because it's paper. It's words on a piece of paper. The Lord isn't in that book. If every Bible in the world were to disappear, I'd still know that God is above me and that the disappearance of His words doesn't make them any less real and vital. The earthly shell of them might be missing, but the meaning and memory of them would still be as strong as ever.

Sowhat is this Muslim obsession with idolizing or demonizing the concrete physical THINGS of their religion? A burned Koran is worthy of a slaughter. A visible drawing of the prophet is worthy of an assassination. A bit of a Burger King logo that looks kind of like "Allah" in Arabic script is worthy of a riot. These are just THINGS. Allah isn't in that Burger King ice cream any more than Jesus is in a dashboard bobblehead made in his likeness.

This is something about the Islamic "faith" that I will never understand. I put "faith" in quotes because it doesn't FEEL like faith. They seem to be solely concerned with the visible aspects of their religion, and less with the internal. Prayer must be done five times every day at prescribed times in prescribed directions, and the call to prayer must be broadcast loudly for all to hear. Women must hide every inch of their bodies from view. Korans are venerated, and its verses are burned into the memories of muslim children in droning, chanting madrassas. Images of the Prophet are sacrilegious and must be destroyed.Infidels are executed in public venues for all to see. There doesn't appear to be any personal connection toGod. To prove themselves as good Muslims, they must do and use these highly visible, highly regimented THINGS. So long as they do these THINGS, they're good Muslims. There's no personal accountability to themselves or to God.

That isn't faith in my eyes. That's bureaucracy.

I really do need to read some more about Islam, because it's utterly baffling to me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 11:12 AM (4df7R)

227 http://tinyurl.com/7jrrbgh


FAIRBANKS — State health officials are getting the word out about an
outbreak of newly diagnosed HIV infections in Fairbanks linked to Army
personnel.

According to a bulletin released by the Alaska
Department of Health and Social Services Section of Epidemiology,
Fairbanks saw nine new cases of HIV infection in the last 13 months.
Seven of the cases were either in the military or had sexual partners
associated with the military, and four were younger than 20 years old.
Eight of the infected people were men, and all but one of these men
reported meeting sexual partners online.


Go figure.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 11:13 AM (1ZF7c)

228 Excellent idea.....I love it. .....But Barky would probably have them courtmartialedif they did that.
Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:09 AM (UOOK1)


Amusingly, they could appeal to precedents in Islamic history if they did that. In one of the very first Muslim-on-Muslim conflicts (the different factions eventually became the Sunni and the Shia, IIRC) one side cut the Koran into strips and attached the resulting pieces on their speartips. They won because the other side was too devout to strike the word of Allah.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 23, 2012 11:13 AM (ivERb)

229 islam in a nutshell:



Burning korans? Evil.



Burning little schoolgirls to death because the girls weren't properly dressed for the street? Virtuous.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:13 AM (X3lox)

230 A real president would have said "It's just a fucking book you primative goat fuckers."

And then used a stogie to fire one up in the Rose garden for the cameras.

Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2012 11:14 AM (WkuV6)

231 @252

The internet is a terrible way to get sex. What I suspect is that they all had the same respondents and that person is recklessly endangering other people.

Posted by: Kaitian at February 23, 2012 11:14 AM (N+NPF)

232 #219, the blame America crowd doesn't seem to notice that the same group of religious fanatics is has been screaming death to America since the 1950s, even in places where the US hasn't be involved in jack squat.

Our biggest mistake in Afghanistan was to not give the entire country the Japan treatment. We should have never allowed the anti-American joke of a government to have been crafted by the locals with no concept of a civil society. Yes that would have been "colonialism" in a sense, but when you're dealing with people whom were essentially sent back to the 7th century by the USSR, they need fundamental reconstruction of their society by a civilized outside power. Allowing a society reduced to barbaric warlords to write a "democratic" constitution and establish a government only consecrated that dysfunction and backwardness into semi-permanent institution. For all the blood and treasure spent it's an outrage we allowed that to happen rather than establish a institutional framework for a modern civilized nation similarly to what was done for Japan.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at February 23, 2012 11:14 AM (ijjAe)

233 @180 Teresa, I'm laughing. Don't feel like the Lone Ranger. The Special SEALs don't just hit on the wimmins. They're up for strategic discussion everywhere -- everywhere they're pretty sure they won't get coined.

I took my dad to a back-pain center, sat in the waiting room, and an obvious SLL waddled in and noisiliy settled himself. He randomly picked on another guy, asking if he'd ever worked around Norfolk, he reminded of someone he used to work with. Asked who he worked for, came the answer, Seal Team Six. Conversation died right off, then. Why is this funny?

For good or ill -- bing the picture, so you'll understand -- I am damn near a dead ringer for the founder of Seal Team Six. If this guy was going to play stolen-glory Mall Ninja with any captive audience in that room, I'd have been his patsy. Lazy bastard hadn't even done his own homework. And that's how they are.

Posted by: comatus at February 23, 2012 11:15 AM (ZOlM3)

234 Maybe it's already been said, but the President doesn't apologize when a Occu-rapist burns a US flag.

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 11:15 AM (GQ8sn)

235 Since the koran is so "holy" and all, our troops should just plaster
their vehicles with them and wear a few on their uniforms when they go
on patrol.



Nice idea but it won't work. muslims don't care about burning korans. The first thing a muslim attacks of a muslim enemy is their mosques (because muslims know what mosques are really used for). They blow away korans with an abandon that Americans could never even imagine.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:16 AM (X3lox)

236 >>All while Islamic thugs actually KILL gays.

That's just their culture, which is beautiful and noble, unlike the vile H8tr American culture.

O_O

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 23, 2012 11:16 AM (ZKzrr)

237 I'm thinking we should go all old-school Medieval on their goat-raping asses.

While they're gathered at the gates at Bagram, screaming and throwing rocks and yelling "Death to America!!!1111!!!!" we pour boiling bacon grease on the whole mob. And say, "There's more where that came from."

But that's just me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:16 AM (cxHkd)

238
This type of bull$hit will continue until we grow a pair and treat these people the way they deserve to be treated. Bring our guys home, the whole culture is beyond saving and not worth one drop of American blood.
Bomb, repeat as necessary until the message sinks in..........

Posted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:17 AM (XGLac)

239 That isn't faith in my eyes. That's bureaucracy.



I really do need to read some more about Islam, because it's utterly baffling to me.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 11:12 AM (4df7R)

It isn't a religion, it's a political system and we should treat it as such.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 23, 2012 11:18 AM (3jGS1)

240 ...pour boiling bacon grease...

Not just boiling oil, but boiling BACON grease. That is good thinking right there. Gets 'em coming and going.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 11:18 AM (4df7R)

241 Update:




So what we actually destroyed wasn't their koran anymore but evidence or intelligence? We burned fkn intelligence information? Really?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 23, 2012 11:18 AM (/izg2)

242 The SCFOAMF is such a freaking pandering apologizing idiot.
Why the he'll doesn't he just start using a clown car instead of the Government Motors limo. It would be more appropriate to his actions.

Posted by: Ex 3rd ID at February 23, 2012 11:19 AM (SgVUM)

243 O/T. But geo will has one of the better columns i have seen re santorums candidacy, particularly coming from an establishment pundit. I cant paste the link but its at the pittsburgh gazette iirc.

Posted by: Y-not on iphone at February 23, 2012 11:19 AM (5H6zj)

244 Islam isn't a religion. It's a satanic death cult.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:19 AM (cxHkd)

245 It isn't a religion, it's a political system and we should treat it as such.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 23, 2012 11:18 AM (3jGS1)



A political system that calls itself a religion. Sort of like how environmental activism is a religion that calls itself a political movement.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 11:20 AM (4df7R)

246 Which one of you Morons was telling the story the other day about his
wife getting hit on at the museum by some guy telling her he was a Navy
SEAL?


That was me.

Yeah, the guy's "nickname" was Rooster, so I'll be paying special attention to that word when I watch this movie.

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 11:20 AM (GQ8sn)

247 Fuck Islam and fuck the Koran. The savages don't like their Koran burned, fuck them.
Posted by: Slick Rick at February 23, 2012 11:09 AM (CX71c) This should be written into the US constitution, exactly as stated.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 23, 2012 11:20 AM (xUM1Q)

248 Say a prayer for me if you have a spare minute.


Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 10:50 AM (7+pP9)
Done.Best of luck Ed- unemployment sucks!

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 23, 2012 11:21 AM (RSqz2)

249
We knew what to do with Nazis.
Islam = 21st Century Nazis

Posted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:21 AM (XGLac)

250 Should the animals devout muslims be defacing their holy books by writing in them? What is their proper punishment for such a crime? Chop off their writing hand, or their head?

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 23, 2012 11:21 AM (UU0OF)

251
What was the recipe for glass again?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2012 11:22 AM (r+9M6)

252 So, just to clarify for us infidels, it is ok for a muslim terror suspect to put graffiti on a koran, but not ok for a soldier to burn it. Funny, when a US flag is damaged, we burn it out of respect, but it appears to be a one way street.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 23, 2012 11:22 AM (mbuvg)

253 nc ref

good point....burning evidence.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 23, 2012 11:23 AM (Ho2rs)

254 Wahh...someone burned our book of vengence. Wah. Let's find some kids to rape.

Posted by: Religion of Peace at February 23, 2012 11:23 AM (qxcKC)

255 This type of bull$hit will continue until we grow a pair and treat these people the way they deserve to be treated. Bring our guys home, the whole culture is beyond saving and not worth one drop of American blood.
Bomb, repeat as necessary until the message sinks in..........Posted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:17 AM (XGLac) _This. There is no measure too extreme when dealing with these people.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 23, 2012 11:23 AM (xUM1Q)

256 What was the recipe for glass again?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 23, 2012 11:22 AM (r+9M6)


Heat + Sand, isn't it? Such as that produced by dropping a few kilotons of high explosives on an arid landscape.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 11:24 AM (4df7R)

257 Wahh...someone burned our book of vengence. Wah. Let's find some kids to rape.
Posted by: Religion of Peace at February 23, 2012 11:23 AM (qxcKC)
**********
OWS has their own book of vengeance, too?

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at February 23, 2012 11:24 AM (ggRof)

258 Remember when Billy Ray Valentine meets Coleman?

"Perhaps your coat, sir?"
"Yeah, this is my coat."

"A shovel, Mr. President?"
"Yeah, that's a shovel is. Now hop to it."

That's probably racist, since Billy Ray was black. On the other hand, Obama was the one dedicating an African-American museum.

Posted by: Michael at February 23, 2012 11:25 AM (Jw7Cp)

259

As long as we've got --Mr."the sound of morning prayers is the most beautiful sound" -- occupying our White House, this shit is not gonna change.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:25 AM (UOOK1)

260 >>...pour boiling bacon grease...

I'm conflicted. On one hand, that seems like a waste of good bacon grease when swine offal will instill the same sense of terror and degradation, but can't be used for cooking.

On the other, to get the grease, you're going to need a shit-ton of bacon, which would make a spectacular celebratory feast indeed.

:-D

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 23, 2012 11:26 AM (ZKzrr)

261 stewie is certainly full of energy today. Work ethic? Meth? Hemorrhoids?

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 11:26 AM (6H6FZ)

262 Obviously, I misread the teleprompter, or I wouldn't have had "is" after "shovel."

Posted by: Michael at February 23, 2012 11:26 AM (Jw7Cp)

263 I'm currently deployed to Bagram. I'm not very high-ranking or important or anything, but I can tell you the update is accurate -- detainees were communicating by writing in the pages of the books.

Take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: LeStiqsue at February 23, 2012 11:27 AM (VwX21)

264
@256 Posted by: comatus at February 23, 2012 11:15 AM (ZOlM3)

Oh, I didn't feel bad at all - I almost fell down, I was laughing so hard at what the hubby said.

We've been married over 30 years - I am still in awe of how fast the man can come up with witty zingers; I've never been able to keep up with him.

That's why I like this place so much - it allows me to hone my skills.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 23, 2012 11:27 AM (0xqzf)

265 Islam = 21st Century NazisPosted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:21 AM (XGLac) Not a bad analogy, but I'd say the Nazis were better human beings overall.Most of themat least had SOME limits to their depravity. The Muz use rape as a punishment for crime. They think child molestation is OK. There is no group safe from their thirst for blood. Overall, the Muz are worse than anybody except maybe the Stalinists, whom might be about equal.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 23, 2012 11:27 AM (xUM1Q)

266 I gotta tell you it is very depressing talking to all the Sailors and Marines I treat who are back from Afghanistan. They all are proud of their duty and of serving with so many other dedicated and great Americans ( and our Allies) but to a man/woman they see the futility of being there much longer if at all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 11:28 AM (i6RpT)

267 I really do need to read some more about Islam, because it's utterly baffling to me.



Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 11:12 AM (4df7R)


Here's a quick islam primer:

The Six Pillars of islamic Insanity


1) islam means "submission"
2) muslims are forced to kiss the ground 5 times a day to hammer home to them what insignificant, worthless, useless individuals they are.
3) there are no days of rest in islam and no joyous holidays
4) the islamic calendar is a purely lunar calendar, meaning that islam will NEVER be in sync with Western schedules, since the West (and every single even quarter-advanced society on Earth) uses a solar adjusted calendar. The islamic year has no relation, whatsoever, with the solar year. This was a step backwards even in the 7th century.
Attempts to add any intercalaries to the primitive calendar are punishable by death.
5) Apostasy is punishable by death.


6) mo plagiarized stories from the Old and New Testaments, changed the stories (to be more in sync with desert arab culture) and called Jews and Christians liars to explain why the original texts are so differnt from Mo's bastardized palgiarized version.


That's pretty much all anyone needs to know about islam to understand how fucked in the head, weird, anti-Western and insane it is.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:30 AM (X3lox)

268 293rd!

Posted by: major major major major at February 23, 2012 11:31 AM (DcSmq)

269

Lt. Col. Tony Shaefer (retired)was juston FoxNews.....saying that those Korans should have been kept for their intell value....and that burning them was idiotic on several levels......Exactly what many here have said.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:31 AM (UOOK1)

270 BlueFalcon in Bosto,

We should turn that place into rubble and let them eat dirt.

Posted by: Slick Rick at February 23, 2012 11:31 AM (GlBgT)

271 Being a U.S. soldier in Afghanistan must be sort of like being a landser in Wehrmacht on the Eastern front after Kursk (1943). You knew you were fighting a losing war and only hoping to survive.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2012 11:31 AM (dZ756)

272 Afghanistan was sold as the Good War when it was a convenient lie to fuck Bush over with. Truth is, it is a third world shithole and will always be as long as it is populated by primitive goat humpers. Time to come home. Next time, send the troops to Detroit where the real shit is going down.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 11:33 AM (6H6FZ)

273 I never cease to be amazed that the same people who see it as somehow "dishonorable" to burn a Koran see NOTHING wrong with burning an American flag.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 23, 2012 11:33 AM (0xqzf)

274 Islam is a Death Cult which most Muslim give only token adherence to but if taken seriously requires believers to kill or subjugate ALL non-Muslims

it's just that simple, man.

Obama ( if not actually a Muslim ) was seriously influenced by attending their cult-indoctrination schools in Indonesia and is One of Them

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, sedated yet paranoid at February 23, 2012 11:34 AM (UqKQV)

275 I had no idea that it was OK to write notes to people in the Koran.

They should make Koran Post-it notes.

The backside could be a random piece of the Koran.

"Honey, pick up bacon on your way home."

Posted by: Michael at February 23, 2012 11:35 AM (Jw7Cp)

276 [the materials were removed from the detainee center’s library because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”]
Yeah, I think that that is referred to as "The Koran".

Posted by: Heralder at February 23, 2012 11:35 AM (/Mxso)

277 Religion of peace, my ass.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at February 23, 2012 11:36 AM (qjUnn)

278 >>mo plagiarized stories from the Old and New Testaments

And every time he wanted to kill someone, fuck someone, or just steal someone's stuff, he had a "vision" from Allah telling him he should do it. A little Haldol could have cleared that right up, eh?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 23, 2012 11:37 AM (ZKzrr)

279 Islam sucks.

Posted by: Slick Rick at February 23, 2012 11:37 AM (GlBgT)

280 Being a U.S. soldier in Afghanistan must be sort of like being a landser in Wehrmacht on the Eastern front after Kursk (1943). You knew you were fighting a losing war and only hoping to survive.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2012 11:31 AM (dZ756)

Actually not at all. The Germans on the Eastern Front knew there was nothing they could do stop the Russians and it was only going to be a slow/sometimes not so slow murderous retreat back to the borders of Germany. The Americans there are in no such danger. Yes they are being asked to fight with both hands tied behind their backs, but more and more they are just sitting in either one of the big bases or one of the FOBs waiting out the War. Some do go on very dangerous patrols that is true, but they are not being attack by an overwhelming enemy force but by roadside and suicide bombers. Still sucks that is for sure and if we are not going to fight to win, which we are not, then all American Troops should be taken out of harms way ASAP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 11:38 AM (i6RpT)

281
If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting. Curtis LeMay

Posted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:39 AM (XGLac)

282 So when I'm done wiping my ass with this koran it's uncool to burn it?

Thanks for the heads-up, fellers.

Posted by: Dang at February 23, 2012 11:40 AM (BbX1b)

283 303 A very good case could be made that he was a schizophrenic or a psychopath. A low-life POS, too.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 11:40 AM (6H6FZ)

284 Take that for what it's worth.



So if I were to assume that the government did what was logical and right...someone made some copies before they were burned, right? Or is this all a "smoke screen?"


blink once for yes

Posted by: NC Ref at February 23, 2012 11:41 AM (/izg2)

285 If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting. Curtis LeMay
Posted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:39 AM (XGLac)

I'd like to see Gen LeMay in a meeting this President

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 11:41 AM (i6RpT)

286 If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting. Curtis LeMay
Posted by: Hell If I Know at February 23, 2012 11:39 AM (XGLac)
**********
Unless generations of inbreeding and goat STD's have totally addled their brains. Oops.

Posted by: Pipboy 3000 at February 23, 2012 11:41 AM (ggRof)

287 O/T What should I have for lunch? I'm sitting in a hotel room surrounded by a fast food jungle.

I'm thinking of throwing caution (and diet) to the wind and eating Mexican or something. Just to piss off our gubmint betters.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:41 AM (cxHkd)

288 I do not care if we burn the koran or do anything else to it, but who precisely is responsible for this cluster fuck?

1. if you are going to burn korans, do it right. soak each of those nasty little pamphlets through and through with something flammable and fling them into a pit of already burning korans or other garbage, do not leave them lying around where some illiterates can retrieve them only partially burned.

2. if you have korans that have messages secreted in them and you are not going to burn them save them, guard them, and show them off to the world to show how the faithless muslims in afghanistan are desecrating the koran by defacing it and defiling it as a tool for base and ignoble purposes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 23, 2012 11:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

289

299
Obama ( if not actually a Muslim ) was seriously influenced by attending their cult-indoctrination schools in Indonesia and is One of Them
.
And is probably why he's got that Moon on his creepy logo.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:42 AM (UOOK1)

290 Oh fuck, now they're saying 2 troops just got killed over this koran shit?


Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2012 11:43 AM (Qxdfp)

291 They were probably burned as a result of some managerial embarrassment that this was going on under their noses.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 11:44 AM (1ZF7c)

292 islamic tidbits:

According to muslims, Jesus was not the one on the cross and Christians are just lying about that. Muzzies claim that Jesus never died on the cross, that allah took him up to heaven and replaced him on the cross with someone who looked just like Jesus.


This is the sort of insanity and attacks on legitimate religions that islam lives off of. There are tons of these perversions of Old and New Testament stories in the koran (and they are all muslims in the koran, Moses, Jesus, Abraham, Joseph, ...) with the differences to the original stories easily explained by the nasty, evil nature of the infidels. Jews get special scorn in the koran.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 11:44 AM (X3lox)

293 The first rule of koran-burning....


is to take pics to incite muslim on muslim violence?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 23, 2012 11:45 AM (/izg2)

294 315 Yes. And they were apparently U. S. God bless the poor families who will be getting the worst news of their lives.

And fuck the CiC, who won't give a rat's ass about their deaths.

Also, seven Marines were killed in Yuma, AZ today during a training exercise when their two choppers crashed.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 23, 2012 11:46 AM (cxHkd)

295 dude, what did you expect, they are fucking barbarians...

Posted by: steve walsh at February 23, 2012 11:46 AM (xDQNc)

296
312

I'm thinking of throwing caution (and diet) to the wind and eating Mexican or something. Just to piss off our gubmint betters.
.
Mmm.....that would be my pick. .....Or a double bacon cheeseburger from Carl's Jr.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 11:46 AM (UOOK1)

297 Yeah, but Santorum once voted for NCLB, so

Posted by: ruserious at February 23, 2012 11:47 AM (W2qJe)

298 jane d'oh

i'm still drinking morning coffee...sitting her in a funk...trying to motivate myself to clean the house

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 23, 2012 11:47 AM (Ho2rs)

299 Thanks Jane, I heard about the poor guys from Camp Pendleton earlier this morning.

Not a good day for our troops.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2012 11:47 AM (Qxdfp)

300 We are anticipating large numbers.

Posted by: NV Internment Camp Director at February 23, 2012 11:47 AM (EL+OC)

301 which is kinda unfair to barbarians. savages is better.

Posted by: steve walsh at February 23, 2012 11:47 AM (xDQNc)

302 313 They missed a great opportunity to show the hypocrisy and dishonesty of the enemy. Pathetic.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 11:48 AM (6H6FZ)

303 I for one would love to visit the vast glass flats of kandahar - I think it could make a hell of an attraction.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (Qxdfp)

304 someone needs to have a discussion with these idiots about this whole sacred koran thing anyway. what a stupid idea. I think we need to flood the muslim world with korans that a littered with typos to let them wrap their tiny little minds around the idea of typos in a sacred document. Then we ought to just start making stuff up, slapping it in koran covers and leave them lying all over muslim countries just for fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (Z9EHQ)

305
bacon
Bacon
BACON!

Posted by: mike at February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (FeDbp)

306 This latest little troll is an evil, inbred fuckwit, no? Is this the same pansy that keeps threatening us with violence after theNovember elections?

Posted by: nikkolai at February 23, 2012 11:50 AM (Sn0TH)

307 Did I miss Karzai apologizing for a soldier wearing his uniform killing two of ours?

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 23, 2012 11:50 AM (mP3uM)

308 Posted by: stewie at February 23, 2012 10:10 AM (OV44R)


Well I was sitting here wondering just how long it was going to take for me to read some seriously retarded shit once I hit the web today.


About a minute and a half.

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at February 23, 2012 11:50 AM (6IReR)

309 @329: better yet, publish them in yiddish

Posted by: steve walsh at February 23, 2012 11:51 AM (xDQNc)

310 328 We could have Disney on Glass. I've been for that solution since the first gulf war. Could've saved ourselves a lot of trouble................

Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 11:51 AM (u50z0)

311 @295, We should turn that place into rubble and let them eat dirt.

Like bombing the VC into the stone age -- who'd notice? They like rubble, and consider dirt a delicacy. Everything they touch turns to rubble and dirt.

Posted by: comatus at February 23, 2012 11:51 AM (ZOlM3)

312
Burning our flag hits a personal hot button with some history behind it.

At any rate, flag burning is IN NO WAY an expression of free speech. It is willful, malicious desecration of our national symbol, and by extension, a denial of this country and it's founding principles.

I firmly believe that, and will accept no argument to the contrary.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2012 11:51 AM (SAMxH)

313 So, defacing a Koran is okay if a muslim does it. Makes perfect sense to me. The military acted stupidly. Who do I make this apology note out to?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 23, 2012 11:51 AM (mjR67)

314 If anyone runs across rdbrewer in their travels today can you ask him if banned any IPs yesterday.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 23, 2012 11:52 AM (KwX0v)

315 I am sorry the Korans were burned too. They should have been given to some soldiers to use as toilet paper while on patrol.

Posted by: sum(random) at February 23, 2012 11:52 AM (mkBiv)

316 OT/ Good News Dept:

Charges against the Farmington NH man who detained a burglar at gunpoint after firing into the ground have been dropped.

Sanity, who'd a thunk it was possible.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 23, 2012 11:52 AM (ZJCDy)

317 So Barry apologizes on wait, wait, ASH WEDNESDAY!

Fuck you towel heads

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 23, 2012 11:53 AM (hXJOG)

318
Obama’s free birth control mandate castrated; can’t perform in the bedrooms of America


U.S. District Judge Ronald B. Leighton declared
the state regulation unconstitutional because it trampled on
pharmacists' right to "conscientious objection."

Posted by: Joe Jackson at February 23, 2012 11:54 AM (e8kgV)

319
"A military official said the materials were removed from the detainee center’s library because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”

So, the military official finally read the thing and noticed all the mind-bogglingly insane/violent rhetoric in it? About time, as it has only been 10 years + since 9/11.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2012 11:54 AM (RtpCp)

320 Comment on WashPost:


...Add some more poverty (the real SEVERE
kind) to the rantings of the religious right, and before you know it, we
could have the same thing going on in Des Moines.

----

OOObama, sing that Dez Moinez blues!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 23, 2012 11:54 AM (1ZF7c)

321 I was shocked at the turnout at 7 pm Ash Wednesday mass last night. The only time I've ever seen the churchthat full was on Easter Sunday. And it's not even a Holy day of obligation. Most were people I had never seen before interspersed with the usuals. The kids had all been during the day and the old people in the morning. I just wonder...........

Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 11:55 AM (u50z0)

322 337 I'm glad nobody ever burned a flag in front of me. I'd still be in prison.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 11:55 AM (6H6FZ)

323
Oh, and I guess I'll get pissed off about this so-called desecration when someone from the Muzzie world apologizes to me for the "Palestinians" using the Bible as toilet paper when they sacked the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem in April 2002.

That's okay. I'll wait.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2012 11:56 AM (RtpCp)

324 I just wonder...........

Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 11:55 AM (u50z0)


Obama is the best thing to happen to Catholicism?

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2012 11:56 AM (X6akg)

325 Obama is the best thing to happen to Catholicism?
Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2012 11:56 AM (X6akg)

Why not? He's the best gun salesman of all time.

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 23, 2012 11:59 AM (mP3uM)

326 >>>“an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”

Just another "hide behind children while firing on Americans" attitude of nothing being too low. They desecrated those Korans, not us.

We should take a hard line. Hide gear in a mosque, it gets exploded, hide messages in a Koran it gets burned. Tell the extremists to respect the material holy objects of Islam FIRST.

And if for one second, you argue, it is somehow permissible under Islam, or "understandable" why they would do these things, F* you, you are a religion of war.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 23, 2012 11:59 AM (YRAWR)

327 Posted by: dagny at February 23, 2012 11:55 AM (u50z0)

But will they vote?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:00 PM (nEUpB)

328 Time to come home. Next time, send the troops to Detroit where the real shit is going down.
Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 11:33 AM (6H6FZ) Indeed. You've been reading Last Centurion, haven't you!

Posted by: Reactionary at February 23, 2012 12:01 PM (xUM1Q)

329 Those military officials acted stupidly

Posted by: SCOAMF at February 23, 2012 12:01 PM (Rw5OT)

330
So I get a call from a friend, she says she found a note in her 12 year old daughters pocket from some kid talking about when he showed her his bait and tackle. Then she says that the girls dad would have handled that if he'd not died a year ago. So I said you need to tell her to stay out of that kind of shit. Don't go near it. So she says why don't I bring her over and you tell her.
WTF - are there any legit websites that tell you wht to say, I have no fricking idea.

Posted by: Jimmah at February 23, 2012 12:03 PM (845uI)

331 We should take a hard line. Hide gear in a mosque, it gets exploded, hide messages in a Koran it gets burned. Tell the extremists to respect the material holy objects of Islam FIRST.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 23, 2012 11:59 AM (YRAWR)


In this situation, one is reminded of the apocryphal words of Gen. Charles Napier addressing the Hindus in India back in the 1840s:

"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: When men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. . . . You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 12:04 PM (4df7R)

332 I haven't had a response to the metro NY and Northern NJ meetup in a few days.

Last chance for info and input before we choose a time, date and location.

nynjmeet at optimum dot net.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:05 PM (nEUpB)

333 I remember a quip from way back concerning moozelumbs in Britain: paraphrasing, it said that Tony Blair should instruct MI5 to vaporize a mosque whenits full of worshippers praying for allan to bring them a pretty goat or something. Then, go on TV and ask the moozelumbs what they have done to offend Britain, anddemand an apology. Repeat month after month after month until it starts to sink in.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:06 PM (YbQJm)

334 So these weren't Korans anymore, they were dead-drops for the Taliban to communicate with. We could've stepped in and exploited that for our own ends.


"Ali says he saw Mustafa talking with the Americans."

"What? That confirms it! I always though he was a spy for them!!!"

"And not just him, there's more all the way to the top!"

"Merciful Allah, we'll have to kill all of them before they say too much!"

"Agreed. We'll kill them all tonight!"



AP/Reuters - Afghanistan
TALIBAN CIVIL WAR!

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 12:07 PM (GQ8sn)

335 I haven't had a response to the metro NY and Northern NJ meetup in a few days.

Last chance for info and input before we choose a time, date and location.

nynjmeet at optimum dot net.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:05 PM (nEUpB)

As long as the place serves Booze, edible food, and a place to piss I got no problems with it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 12:07 PM (i6RpT)

336 Well, Rush started of with a bang this morning: "Figuratively speaking...I could literally shoot myself!"

D'oh!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 23, 2012 12:08 PM (IrbU4)

337 357
I haven't had a response to the metro NY and Northern NJ meetup in a few days. Last chance for info and input before we choose a time, date and location.nynjmeet at optimum dot net.



I'll be there!

Posted by: curiously clueless at February 23, 2012 12:08 PM (cxHkd)

338 357
I haven't had a response to the metro NY and Northern NJ meetup in a few days.

Last chance for info and input before we choose a time, date and location.

nynjmeet at optimum dot net.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:05 PM (nEUpB)

Are you bringing your dildo?

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 12:09 PM (GQ8sn)

339

355

WTF - are there any legit websites that tell you wht to say, I have no fricking idea. .....Posted by: Jimmah
.
Tell her that, forteenage boys....sex is a game. ....And the only way for a girl to win it, is to not play it.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 12:09 PM (UOOK1)

340 Democrats can't be trusted to run our military.

They do a great job of ruining it, though.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 12:11 PM (7+pP9)

341 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 12:04 PM (4df7R)

When Napier was victorious in Pakistan-- conquering Sindh province -- he supposedly communicated to London with one word: "peccavi."

It means "I have sinned," in latin.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:11 PM (nEUpB)

342 Why are muslims never demanded to behave like adults?

"Oh , our fault your feelings been hurt"

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at February 23, 2012 12:12 PM (AWmfW)

343 "Tony Blair should instruct MI5 to vaporize a mosque whenits full of
worshippers praying for allan to bring them a pretty goat or something.
Then, go on TV and ask the moozelumbs what they have done to offend
Britain, anddemand an apology."
------
Watered down version: stand up to bullies in the schoolyard. Too bad we don't allow this anymore either.

Posted by: Retread at February 23, 2012 12:13 PM (joSBv)

344 Hmmm... Rand Paul says he would consider running as Mitt's VP, if asked.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 23, 2012 12:13 PM (l/N7H)

345 "As always, Muslims are far more concerned about their damn book than what their coreligionists do in the name of that book."


Irshad Manji
Islam Needs Reformists, Not 'Moderates' (Wall Street Journal)
http://tinyurl.com/3wlz7y8

It is time for those who love liberal democracy to join hands with Islam's reformists. Here is a clue to who's who: Moderate Muslims denounce violence committed in the name of Islam but insist that religion has nothing to do with it; reformist Muslims, by contrast, not only deplore Islamist violence but admit that our religion is used to incite it.

Posted by: CJ at February 23, 2012 12:13 PM (9KqcB)

346 (NY Daily News) — This Occupy Wall Street protester is definitely not among the 1% — of brightest Americans. John Scott DeKuyper arrived for a Wednesday court hearing at the wrong building while carrying a Colt .45 pistol in his leather backpack, police and court officials said. DeKuyper, 53, was also toting cartridges for the unloaded handgun in his bag when he was handcuffed at the weapon screening area inside 100 Centre St. around 11:30 a.m.

Posted by: Joe Jackson at February 23, 2012 12:13 PM (e8kgV)

347 Posted by: curiously clueless at February 23, 2012 12:08 PM (cxHkd)

We'll have a cat piss monitor at the door.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:14 PM (nEUpB)

348
Irshad Manji
Islam Needs Reformists, Not 'Moderates' (Wall Street Journal)
http://tinyurl.com/3wlz7y8

After the 2005 London transit bombings, I delivered a radio commentary disagreeing with Feisal Abdul Rauf, the moderate American imam who later fronted the campaign for an Islamic center and mosque near Ground Zero. He had issued a statement about the London terror strikes, assuring journalists that according to the Quran, "Whoever kills a human being…it is as if he has killed all humankind."

"Not quite," I explained with regret. "The full verse reads, 'Whoever kills a human being, except as punishment for murder or other villainy in the land, shall be regarded as having killed all humankind" (my emphasis). For the British jihadis, I went on, "villainy in the land" describes the boot prints of U.S. soldiers in Iraqi soil. This otherwise humane Quranic passage gives aspiring holy warriors a loophole to exploit.

Posted by: CJ at February 23, 2012 12:15 PM (9KqcB)

349 This Occupy Wall Street protester is definitely not among the 1% — of brightest Americans.


In NY? Wow, what a re-tard. You're just asking for the wooden baton massage walking into a courthouse all strapped like that.

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 12:15 PM (GQ8sn)

350 Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 12:09 PM (GQ8sn)

Yeah, yeah. Like I haven't heard that one before.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:15 PM (nEUpB)

351
I shall now bequeath my universal Moose-limb philosophy:
Fukkem. They are a plague among the civilized. Poison in the well of humanity. A step backward to a time of barbarity, cruelty, ignorance, stupidity, and backwardness. A chain around the neck of human advancement. A festering boil on the dick of mankind.

Posted by: maddogg at February 23, 2012 12:15 PM (OlN4e)

352 I was under the impression Islam dictates that writing in the Koran is considered desecration, and calls for that particular Koran to be destroyed. Before destruction you are to "erase" or "mark out" the name of god beforehand, but if that is not possible you proceed to burn it.

Posted by: ante_litteram at February 23, 2012 12:15 PM (BT/P3)

353 Muzzies claim that Jesus never died on the cross, that allah took him
up to heaven and replaced him on the cross with someone who looked just
like Jesus.

****

So God is Erle Stanly Gardner?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (Hx5uv)

354 So defiling a Koran is okay if it facilitates the slaughter of infidels? That Mo is one Hell of a prophet.

Posted by: Fritz at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (/ZZCn)

355 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:05 PM (nEUpB)

Are you bringing your dildo?


Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 12:09 PM (GQ8sn)
------------Will that encourage or discourage the 'ettes?

Posted by: Retread at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (joSBv)

356 Still no Ace, huh?

Watered down version: stand up to bullies in the schoolyard. Too bad we don't allow this anymore either.

"Zero Tolerance" policies make me angry. "It takes two to fight!"

Well no shit, Sherlock. That's because when only one person does it, they call it "a beating." Or "Aggravated Assault." I get to fight back, idiots.

But, no, if you have the temerity to defend yourself from some thug, you get in as much trouble as they do- which is often more than they would have if you'd just let them beat on you.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (8y9MW)

357
Posted by: Joe Jackson at February 23, 2012 12:13 PM (e8kgV)

The real offence is that someone so stupid came to be in posession of such a fine sidearm.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:18 PM (YbQJm)

358

376.....A festering boil on the dick of mankind.
.
Saying things like that about our dEar Leader will get you sent to a reeducation camp.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 12:18 PM (UOOK1)

359 Piss on the Koran.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2012 12:19 PM (NUF0K)

360 ------------Will that encourage or discourage the 'ettes?


Posted by: Retread at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (joSBv)

Hard to say with our crowd.

Posted by: EC at February 23, 2012 12:20 PM (GQ8sn)

361 Posted by: Fritz at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (/ZZCn)

Yes. Anything in furtherance of Jihad is considered acceptable. Lying in particular. It even has a name: Taqqiyah -- which means hiding or lying about Islam for the greater goal.

That's why I don't consider Islam a religion. I believe that it is a revolutionary political philosophy that is using an ersatz religion to its advantage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:20 PM (nEUpB)

362 Holy Crap!?
I have an awesome Hash today.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2012 12:21 PM (NUF0K)

363 @381

Turning the other cheek is akin to an engraved invititation to have your head handed to you.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2012 12:22 PM (SAMxH)

364 Has no one posted the excerpt from Churchill's The River War (1899) on islam, yet? I know we all know this but:


How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!
Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as
hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The
effects are apparent in many countries.

Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods
of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of
the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of
its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.

The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man
as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine,
must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has
ceased to be a great power among men. Individual Moslems may show
splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the
Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses
the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being
moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has
already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at
every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong
arms of science‹the science against which it had vainly struggled‹the
civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of
ancient Rome.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 12:22 PM (X3lox)

365 Tell her that, for teenage boys....sex is a game. ....And the only way for a girl to win it, is to not play it.

***

I saw an amusing exchange of tweets the other day. Paraphrasing, a girl asks about the double standard in which a man who is a bedroom athlete is a stud while a girl is a slut. Someone wrote back that a key that a key that will open a bunch of locks is a master key while a lock that can be opened by many different keys is not a very good lock. It was phrased better than that but that was the basic idea.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:23 PM (Hx5uv)

366 Turning the other cheek is akin to an engraved invititation to have your head handed to you.

I really don't have a problem with turning the other cheek if I know the other guy isn't going to try to beat me down like a hammer on a nail. But once the threat goes from "pain" to "possible death" I get to fight back- and if you punch me twice, I'm not certain when you'll stop- which takes the threat up to that "possible death" level.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:24 PM (8y9MW)

367 387 Holy Crap!?
I have an awesome Hash today.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2012 12:21 PM (NUF0K)


Very nice!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at February 23, 2012 12:24 PM (qjUnn)

368
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (8y9MW)

We need to 'raise awareness' in the illiteratemoozelumb hordes that political correctness, and the effeminate retard in the WH which is the end result of such, is coming to an end. What's coming next is a heapin' helpin' of crush, kill and destroy, followed by ridicule.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:24 PM (YbQJm)

369
Watered down version: stand up to bullies in the schoolyard. Too bad we don't allow this anymore either.
***

We will never be able to bow low enough to appease Islam.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:24 PM (Hx5uv)

370 So God is Erle Stanly Gardner?
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (Hx5uv)
*
NO...Eric Clapton, maaan.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 12:24 PM (8ieXv)

371 So God is Erle Stanly Gardner?


Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:16 PM (Hx5uv)



You know, that name appears in crosswords all the time (so I know it) but I have no clue who the guy is, other than he was writer or something. I'm not a big reader.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 12:25 PM (X3lox)

372 Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2012 12:22 PM (SAMxH)

I always turn the other cheek. That's how I was taught to shoot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 23, 2012 12:25 PM (nEUpB)

373 ...or more succinctly, the strong horse/weak horse rubrick. They may be illiterate whackjobs, but they respect power.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:27 PM (YbQJm)

374
You know, that name appears in crosswords all
the time (so I know it) but I have no clue who the guy is, other than he
was writer or something. I'm not a big reader.


Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 12:25 PM (X3lox)

Creator of Perry Mason and known for his surprise endings involving convoluted plots.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:27 PM (Hx5uv)

375 What's coming next is a heapin' helpin' of crush, kill and destroy, followed by ridicule.

I just wish I were sure of that. Much more likely, based on what I see, is that when PC is shown to have failed, they'll just get more extremely pacifist. Or, rather, that they'll get more militantly Pacifist.

I've heard it said by certain Liberal Jews that Jews don't believe they have a right to self defense (I chose not to laugh in their faces). I won't be surprised if Liberals in general start claiming that we don't have any right to self defense pretty soon- it makes the savages so angry, you know, when we don't just roll over for them.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:28 PM (8y9MW)

376 Thanks, WRex.

Posted by: really ... at February 23, 2012 12:28 PM (X3lox)

377 Is there a shariah compliant way of disposing old, damaged or defaced Korans?
Jewish holy books are disposed by burial.
Perhaps our military authorities should have looked into how to dispose their books.

Posted by: Avi at February 23, 2012 12:28 PM (Gx3Fe)

378 So we do have something in common with muslims! Contempt for weak, whiny mama's boys! You listening, Urkel McPutt-Putt?

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:30 PM (YbQJm)

379 The only thing we have to do once we leave Afcrapistan is to not let any of them travel here for any reason.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 23, 2012 12:30 PM (9U1OG)

380 I'm sorry, so sorryThat I was such a foolI didn't knowLove could be so cruelOh, oh, oh, ohUh-ohOh, yesYou tell me mistakesAre part of being youngBut that don't rightThe wrong that's been done(I'm sorry) I'm sorry(So sorry) So sorryPlease accept my apologyBut love is blindAnd I was to blind to seeOh, oh, oh, ohUh-ohOh, yes

Posted by: Brenda Lee Obama the incredible singing president at February 23, 2012 12:30 PM (wAQA5)

381 30 Afghans who allowed their country play host to terrorists who killed 3,000 people on 9/11.............. ------------------------------------ Still wondering how cave dwellers defeated the most sophisticated air defense systems in the world.
Posted by: bask at February 23, 2012 10:06 AM (zHJ2B)

Political correctness run amok. That's how.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 23, 2012 12:33 PM (9U1OG)

382 Can someone put up the Ewok Signal? This thread is getting a little stale.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:33 PM (8y9MW)

383 402 Is there a shariah compliant way of disposing old, damaged or defaced Korans?
*
In honor of the all the historical contributions to math and sciencefrom Islam, they should jettison them off into orbit.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 12:33 PM (8ieXv)

384 so, what exactly is the inoffensive way to dispose of a koran? personally I like the tree shredder in a landfill idea.

on another not fuckem. as someone noted upthread, if you use a church, or a hospital, or something else for a non peacful purpose it is a fair target. these are the rules and they are fair, decent, and logical. they were used more or less in two world wars, they are the rules we more or less abide by and they are more than good enough for these effers.

on another note, lets stand up someone somewhere to start throwing curses, you now the harry potter kind, and really eff with them. I would like to see a special building somewhere almost secret where people could be observed sneaking in and out wearing robes, wizard hats, and carrying wands.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 23, 2012 12:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

385 I'm hopeful the letter Ozero wrote to Kharzi followed the same format of apology & condolence letters we rec'd from Middle East leaders after 911. Soon, the admin will release those letters & we can compare.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose~AoSHQ Graveyard Shift at February 23, 2012 12:34 PM (digkk)

386 "because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”

So, the text that was printed at the printing press, right?

Posted by: blindside at February 23, 2012 12:34 PM (x7g7t)

387 No right to self defense? I wonder if slapping them around like a little bitchmight cause them torethink that position.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:34 PM (YbQJm)

388
@390, WalrusRex...
.
That's a pretty good analogy. .....It is tough for girls who don't have brothers, to have a basic understanding of boys. .....Growing up in a house full of boys will give you wisdom beyond your years.
.
Also, I went out of my way to not get into any stupidsituations that would bring dishonor or embarrassment upon my brothers.....or cause them to have to fight someone to defend or avengeme.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 12:34 PM (UOOK1)

389 So, the text that was printed at the printing press, right?

lol.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:35 PM (8y9MW)

390 I admit it. I am jealous of garrett's hash.


I wonder how many stoners would assume it's the other Paul.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 23, 2012 12:35 PM (yf2S8)

391 408 402 Is there a shariah compliant way of disposing old, damaged or defaced Korans?
*
In honor of the all the historical contributions to math and sciencefrom Islam, they should jettison them off into orbit.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 23, 2012 12:33 PM (8ieXv)

it involves a goat, an honor revenge, and a bucket of stuff. not legal here or anywhere with electricity.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 23, 2012 12:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

392 "Perhaps our military authorities should have looked into how to dispose their books"

Looks to me like they did.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose~AoSHQ Graveyard Shift at February 23, 2012 12:35 PM (digkk)

393 ink infused with bacon grease.

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 23, 2012 12:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

394 i swear i'm putting spaces between my words! egads, the formatting!! heaven forfend!!

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:36 PM (YbQJm)

395 No right to self defense? I wonder if slapping them around like a little bitchmight cause them torethink that position.

In the same way I think it takes an extremely committed atheist to claim there is no universal Moral Authority while having rocks thrown at them: I think it takes an extremely committed pacifist not to fight back after getting punched repeated in the nads and stomach.

And while I still disagree with both- I can at least respect them for their commitment.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:37 PM (8y9MW)

396 The only thing we have to do once we leave Afcrapistan is to not let any of them travel here for any reason.

And spray herbicide over all their poppy fields on the way out.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 23, 2012 12:38 PM (SY2Kh)

397 Okay, since it seems that neither ace nor the cob-loggers are around, let me recommend a quick trip to my blog. A new post went up this morning.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 23, 2012 12:38 PM (8y9MW)

398 Avi

They should not have looked into anything. Its time to stop pleasing these cacerous filthy being.

Posted by: Slick Rick at February 23, 2012 12:41 PM (JYYzZ)

399
And spray herbicide over all their poppy fields on the way out.


I would suggest spraying something a little more...weaponized, if you will.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:42 PM (YbQJm)

400

"We're so sorry...Uncle Albert
.
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day"

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 12:43 PM (UOOK1)

401 Kill the infidels who burnt our hate books that say that we should kill the infidels!

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:45 PM (Hx5uv)

402 ...or use Afghanistan to test a next-generation nuke....in the gigaton range.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:45 PM (YbQJm)

403 I taught my kids to go ahead fight back anyway, I would back them up. Worked out fine.

Posted by: SurferDoc at February 23, 2012 12:46 PM (6H6FZ)

404 I prefer ClassicFoK,
but NUFoK will do.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2012 12:46 PM (NUF0K)

405 Since we're approaching 450 comments on this post, how about an OT aside? I think this is hilarious:

Gas Price Jumps 10 Cents in Two Minutes... During ABC World News Report About Rising Gas Prices

...Even (ABC News reporter Cecilia) Vega seemed truly surprised to see such a drastic change in such a short period of time, telling (anchor Diane) Sawyer that “it is almost too unbelievable to believe.”

“It went up 10 cents?” asked Sawyer, herself shocked at what just had occurred.

“Ten cents during that two minutes while we were on the air,” confirmed Vega.


The video and screenshots are at this link to ABC News: http://tinyurl.com/7jlqxpq

Who wants to lay odds that Vega and Sawyer think this is the Republicans' fault?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 12:47 PM (4df7R)

406 I'm watching "Mutiny On The Bounty". Just saying. No one should infer anything from that about how I feel about my Commander In Chief.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 12:47 PM (i6RpT)

407 I thought that 'bullying' had been outlawed by the OccupierInChief. .....Seems like if a kid is defending himself from a bully, he oughta get some slack for that.

Posted by: wheatie at February 23, 2012 12:50 PM (UOOK1)

408 Who wants to lay odds that Vega and Sawyer think this is the Republicans' fault?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 12:47 PM (4df7R)


It's their default position.

Posted by: Tami at February 23, 2012 12:50 PM (X6akg)

409
Can someone put up the Ewok Signal? This thread is getting a little stale.

Ace will just post another anti-Santorum screed, which is also getting pretty stale.

I've been playing a lot of Half-Life lately.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 23, 2012 12:50 PM (7+pP9)

410 Can someone put up the Ewok Signal?

Is that where the Ewok lights his fart up with a match?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2012 12:51 PM (i6RpT)

411
Gas Price Jumps 10 Cents in Two Minutes... During ABC World News Report About Rising Gas Prices

***

That's only because the Republicans killed Keystone XL pipeline. Not Obama's fault.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 23, 2012 12:51 PM (Hx5uv)

412
MWR,

Remember that Simpson's episode where homer's at a science fair and some kid has an alcohol fueled car, and he dreams he's drinking out of the pump at the gas station while fueling up?"one for you, one for me...one for you, one for me".......I'm trying to work Diane Sawyer into that scenario.....

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:52 PM (YbQJm)

413 ...or use Afghanistan to test a next-generation nuke....in the gigaton range...

The trend has been to smaller nukes since accuracy improved. We don't even have any megaton class H-bombs in stock anymore...they were all dismantled years ago. Some had their fission initiators reworked into kiloton class A-bombs though.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 23, 2012 12:53 PM (fxia9)

414 New post up! And it's NOT POLITICAL!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 23, 2012 12:54 PM (4df7R)

415
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 23, 2012 12:53 PM (fxia9)

killjoy

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:54 PM (YbQJm)

416 We probably should have kept a couple of the big crowd pleasers on hand...just in case...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 23, 2012 12:56 PM (fxia9)

417
434We probably should have kept a couple of the big crowd pleasers on hand...just in case...

just in case Iran really pisses us off...I'm all about the radioactive glass parking lot approach these days.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 23, 2012 12:58 PM (YbQJm)

418 If that idiot Bush would have never sent in the troops to INVADE Afghanstien this would have never happened. Bush lyed and now look at the mess Presdent Obama has to fix. Apoligizing for Bush's Major Screw-Ups is a good start !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleoro, VT at February 23, 2012 01:03 PM (48wze)

419 Allow me to solve the problems in the ME:

Dear Mohammed,

It has come to my attention that the guy living next to you burned a Koran. For the sake of Mohammed, you'll need to kill him.

Love Mohammed.

Print 10 million of these and drop from a plane.

Posted by: MJ at February 23, 2012 01:04 PM (/x4oj)

420 I think it is safe to conclude that dead extremists will not do a lot of communicating with or without holy books nearby.

It is also reasonably well established that without a medium to write on and without writing instruments not a lot of writing gets done.

No flames needed and eco-friendly.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 23, 2012 01:10 PM (eEfYn)

421 ah, isn't it a sin to write on the "holy" Koran ?

Posted by: JeffC at February 23, 2012 01:27 PM (A3tpD)

422 As a veteran of both Iraq and Afghanistan, I hate to call either a waste of time or resources or Soldiers. However....we bailed on Iraq too early and I fear it will end up being both. In Afghanistan, they are ungovernable, treat their women like crap, live in hovels and mudhuts, slaughter each other for minor causes...unlike Iraq, they never had the potential to be anything than what they are: medieval soldiers of a death cult.

We need to just pack up and leave them to slaughter each other. If one more American dies because of some mishandling of the koran, we tell them that since they refuse our help to achieve peace, stability and prosperity and offer no respect for our culture in return, goodbye and good luck. PS all Afghan Visas and Passports are revoked until you figure out how to get along with other cultures.

We eliminated the Taliban threat. Between Somalia, Libya and Egypt there are plenty of places al Qeada is thriving. Between you and me, I would rather setup camp in Egypt than Afghanistan. So what is the goal in Afghanistan at this point? The ol' 'we broke it so we gotta fix it' policy?

We tried to fix it, they made it unfixable. Leave them to their own is what I say.


Posted by: sgmstv at February 23, 2012 01:35 PM (Owwmo)

423 As Flashman abandoned Afghanistan, the Taliban (or the then versions of same) harrassed the British column all the way to the Pakistani border. The solution was indiscriminate fire into the harrassing crowds, and escape in the smoke. I propose we do something similar: shoot every third person in Kabul and leave in the confusion. We can send Obama over in his post-Presidency to bow and apologize. Jimmah can go with him, to congratulate the Afghans on their latest elections.

Posted by: MTF at February 23, 2012 02:03 PM (B5y+v)

424 The only way to win in Afghanistan is to kill them all. Turn the place into a National Wildlife reserve such as in Alaska and the environmental loons will take care of the rest. Put up wind farms and solar collector fields, then put a Chevy Volt factory there. The Democrats fer shure will want to defend the damn place.
Seriously, That battle in the war against terror or what ever is done it's time to leave them to their national past time of goat polo and donkey masturbation. Phuc Afghanistan.

Posted by: HEP-T at February 23, 2012 02:29 PM (ydNk2)

425 How many koran's are being burned in the shelling of Syria?
How many got toasted in Libya?
By Islamist.

Posted by: HEP-T at February 23, 2012 02:31 PM (ydNk2)

426
399
And spray herbicide over all their poppy fields on the way out.


I would suggest spraying something a little more...weaponized, if you will.
--
Supposedly there's a fungus that kills that specific crop. Spreads like a disease. Apparently thats all they need to do to cut non-greenhouse versions of that crop out of existence, but they wont use it.

Posted by: Jimmah at February 23, 2012 02:56 PM (845uI)

427 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at February 23, 2012 04:00 PM (7W3wI)

428 Tweet from Newt:

It is an outrage that on the day an Afghan soldier murders two American troops, Pres. Obama is the one apologizing.

Posted by: Y-not at February 23, 2012 05:04 PM (5H6zj)

429 If there was anyone with half a brain in the entire outfit (that would be the federal government for those of you playing along at home) they would have claimed the Korans had to be destroyed because they were disfigured by the prisoners. Then they would have written something obscene in Arabic on one of them and taken a picture to prove it.

In fact, the CIA should have some fake mullah on staff to provide cover of just that sort for all kinds of things. You could trot him out to say all procedures required by the barbarian hordes were followed properly. He wouldn't even have to leave his lush apartment in DC with its hordes of hookers and mounds of cocaine piled up in little replicas of Mohammed.

The civilized world doesn't have time for this shit. Just do what you have to and make it go away.

Posted by: Voluble at February 23, 2012 05:53 PM (C9bRU)

430 "A military official said the materials were removed from the detainee center’s library because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to facilitate extremist communications.”"

Really? What sort of extremist inscriptions are we talking about here? Objectivism? Christianism? Paleolibertarianism? Neoconservatism?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 23, 2012 06:14 PM (sSAUV)

431 American military personnel should strap Korans to their chests, NVA/VC style.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 23, 2012 06:17 PM (sSAUV)

432 # A military official said the materials were removed from the detainee
center’s library because they had “extremist inscriptions” on them and
there was “an appearance that these documents were being used to
facilitate extremist communications.”
All the more reason for His Highness to apologize.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at February 23, 2012 07:36 PM (bohBF)

433 This provides the perfect bookend for Obama's presidency. One month in, he declared: The Cambridge Police acted stupidly. Now in his final year, he says: The military acted stupidly.

I smell a Karzai/DoD beer summit!

Posted by: red speck at February 24, 2012 08:11 PM (hcRaZ)

434 I'd like to know who the dummie was that involved locals in the burn detail. Somebody had to know or should have known that burning that vile book would cause problems. Muslims are not rational. Their narrow world viewhas rendered their mentality fragile and volitile; it doesn't take much to set them off and that ususally entails death and destruction. The rational thing to do would be to pull everybody and everthing out of there and let them deal with each other as we're not getting anywhere. Those scum don't want to be helped to responsibilty and peaceful coexistence, they want the easy route. It doesn't make much difference if we're there or not because the drug and natural resource interests have already been handled by the Rothschilds. So, to hell with Mohammed, the homicidal maniac pedophile swine and all of his followers as well.

Posted by: LarryG at February 25, 2012 06:22 AM (q9LWi)

435 www.genset-china.com

Posted by: kadin at February 25, 2012 11:15 PM (cZh/D)

436 www.parts-machining.com

Posted by: kadin at February 25, 2012 11:22 PM (cZh/D)






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