'Obama Girl' Has a Change of Heart?

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 01:56 PM



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1 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 01:56 PM (8y9MW)

2 Yeah...she can gopound salt.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 20, 2012 01:57 PM (8ieXv)

3 Meh. She (and all brain-dead libs) always come back.


OT - Where's the NYC area moron meet-up. Can't access the website in the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2012 01:57 PM (UlUS4)

4 could i really be not- second?

Posted by: gushie really wants to post! at February 20, 2012 01:58 PM (r7Ddb)

5 Oh. Look. My comment has disappeared.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 01:58 PM (8y9MW)

6 Ah. There it is.

I blame Pixy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 01:59 PM (8y9MW)

7 better late then never i guess. So who is her new idol?

Posted by: willow at February 20, 2012 01:59 PM (TomZ9)

8 Didn't she not even vote the last time?

Posted by: 2012 - Change reloaded on your ass at February 20, 2012 01:59 PM (845uI)

9 JJ Sefton
There is an email addy in the broken sidebar link for the moron meetup.

Posted by: real joe at February 20, 2012 01:59 PM (r9S4b)

10 Studies show that girls with big hooters are 50% more honest.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 20, 2012 01:59 PM (Iyg03)

11 I don't believe it. She's like that teenage girl who "breaks up" with her boyfriend 4 times a day, but still ends up in his back-seat every night.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (8y9MW)

12 What shall we fill that empty vassal with now?

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (saueq)

13 ObamaGirl changed her name to SantorumThePopeGirl?

Posted by: cherry π at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (OhYCU)

14 I heard she's interested in crazy uncle Paul this time. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (OaKSS)

15 OT - Where's the NYC area moron meet-up. Can't access the website in the sidebar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2012 01:57 PM (UlUS4)


Email : nynjmeet@optimum.net

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (i6RpT)

16 Oh boy, the hits just keep on coming.

Santorums press secretary while trying to walk back his comments on Obama's theology just told Andrea Mitchell that Santorum was referring to "Obama's radical Islamist Policies"

She later called back to say she misspoke.

Posted by: robtr at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (MtwBb)

17 She's so annoying.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2012 02:01 PM (nj1bB)

18 Sounds to me like the Okool-aid is still in her system.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 20, 2012 02:01 PM (vbh31)

19 My friends, you have nothing to fear from Obama Girl.

Posted by: Juan McCain at February 20, 2012 02:01 PM (1ZmOy)

20 I'd believe she had a change of implant size before she had a change of heart.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 20, 2012 02:01 PM (Aaxiu)

21 creepy sentiments in that video.

Posted by: willow at February 20, 2012 02:01 PM (TomZ9)

22 Doing what shapely bimbos tell you is a good way to go broke.




I said good, right?

Posted by: ontherocks at February 20, 2012 02:02 PM (ZJCDy)

23 OT - Where's the NYC area moron meet-up. Can't access the website in the sidebar.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2012 01:57 PM (UlUS4)
**
Send an e-mail to the e-mail in the broken link, then you will recieve the secret password and handshake for the moron-meet-up.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 20, 2012 02:02 PM (8ieXv)

24
"Obama" has the Urkel moves down.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:02 PM (UOM48)

25 Posted by: ace at February 20, 2012 02:01 PM (nj1bB)

Oh hai! Long night?

Were pancakes involved?

Santorums press secretary while trying to walk back his comments on
Obama's theology just told Andrea Mitchell that Santorum was referring
to "Obama's radical Islamist Policies"


How could people who communicate for a living be so bad at saying things that are so true?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:03 PM (8y9MW)

26 morning, ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:03 PM (1ZmOy)

27
Hobo must have put up one hell of a fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:03 PM (UOM48)

28 she's not hot enough to get away with acting all hot while doing bad videos.

Posted by: ace at February 20, 2012 02:03 PM (nj1bB)

29 Obama 2012 - C'mon, guys. This country isn't going to fuck itself!

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2012 02:03 PM (FcR7P)

30 Couldn't make it through the vid - too gay.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (Aaxiu)

31 There are just 17,000 shares of the Green Bay Packers left for sale. Buying opportunity ends next week. If you want to be part-owner of the Pack, act now.

Posted by: mama winger at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (P6QsQ)

32 With less than two weeks until elections, Russian Prime Minister and presidential candidate Vladimir Putin pledged to spend 23 trillion rubles ($770 billion) on strengthening the country's army over the next 10 years, the Kremlin's biggest military spending spree since the Cold War.
Putin vowed to deliver an "effective and asymmetrical response" to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization's plan to cast a missile-defense shield over Europe while thoroughly overhauling the army's ability to confront modern threats. If approved, the program would tack on more than $120 billion to a $650 billion defense-spending increase pushed through last year, even though a top official warned it may push Russia's budget past its breaking point.
"It's obvious we won't be able to develop our international position, our economy or democratic institutions if we cannot defend Russia," Putin wrote in an article for the government-owned Rossiiskaya Gazeta newspaper. "We must not tempt anyone with our weakness."
The manifesto is the sixth in a series of pre-election articles Putin has published in recent weeks. Putin -- a former KGB spy who has tried to project himself as a strong leader and bulwark of Russian stability -- is expected to win presidential elections scheduled for March 4, despite months of large antigovernment protests.


As obama cuts ands slashes our Defense Spending.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (i6RpT)

33 Got it!


Swordfish...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (UlUS4)

34 She can "annoy" me anytime she wants.

Posted by: booter at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (deujC)

35 Sounds to me like the Okool-aid is still in her system.

I volunteer to inject something else in her system to replace it.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (SY2Kh)

36 These mindless libtards turn on Barky not because of his miserable failures. It's because he just didn't deliver on enough free stuff.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (vbh31)

37 11 I don't believe it. She's like that teenage girl who "breaks up" with her boyfriend 4 times a day, but still ends up in his back-seat every night.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:00 PM (8y9MW)
**
I'm intrigued...Go on!

Posted by: R. Polanksi at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (8ieXv)

38 O/T,
Stood a silent Legion Color Guard for a WWII vet and lifelong resident of my little town yesterday.
Probly the hardest hour I've known. You know, you hear a lot when you don't speak.
Godspeed Mr. Leifhieght. Thank you.

Posted by: IP at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (kZ/Zm)

39 How could people who communicate for a living be so bad at saying things that are so true?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:03 PM (8y9MW)

I don't know, I give up.

Posted by: robtr at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (MtwBb)

40
Santorums press secretary while trying to walk back his comments on Obama's theology just told Andrea Mitchell that Santorum was referring to "Obama's radical Islamist Policies"
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

I love this guy!

Santorum2012: Consistently Correct!

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:05 PM (saueq)

41 Well, that video as a few minutes wasted out of my life.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:05 PM (Mcvub)

42 One of the ways we knew back in 1980 that Reagan was going to win was that a sizable number of prominent Democrats endorsed him. (Same thing with Nixon in 1968.) We need more than this stupid Obamagirl to un-endorse Obama; but it's a start.

Posted by: rockmom at February 20, 2012 02:06 PM (NYnoe)

43
I kept watching that damn thing, in hopes that it would get better. .....*gag*....*spit*.....it never did.
.
Fuck her. ....That was just a left hand way of making light of all his failures.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2012 02:06 PM (UOOK1)

44 Slut puppy

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 20, 2012 02:07 PM (Px1Vl)

45 never thought about singing dear john songs to a president (or any songs for that matter), but perhaps i should learn, how about , hit the road jack outside the WH when they leave?

Posted by: willow at February 20, 2012 02:07 PM (TomZ9)

46 As obama cuts ands slashes our Defense Spending.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:04 PM (i6RpT)

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Why not? We no longer face any threats in the world. Barky is king and everyone loves us!

Posted by: real joe at February 20, 2012 02:08 PM (r9S4b)

47 Slut puppy

I've been thinking about getting a puppy.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:09 PM (1ZmOy)

48 Obama wants a "bone up"?

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 20, 2012 02:09 PM (ADlPJ)

49 I've been thinking about getting a puppy.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:09 PM


If you get an Irish Setter, don't put it on top of your car.

Posted by: mama winger at February 20, 2012 02:09 PM (P6QsQ)

50 nevergiveup, well once we become a 3rd world country, who needs all that expense.

Posted by: willow at February 20, 2012 02:11 PM (TomZ9)

51 Jesse Jackson Jr. faces no small challenges in his re-election run in the Congressional 2nd District.
According to a Jackson surrogate, speaking at a news conference Monday, Satan is behind the opposition.
Between 40 and 60 ministers on Monday joined Jackson to endorse his re-election campaign. They're prepared for a fight, and Pastor Willie James Campbell even denounced the "satanic forces" that want to defeat their man.


I always thought Jessie jackson SR was Satan?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:11 PM (i6RpT)

52 Does "Glease" mean anything or is it just a way to get around copyright for parody purposes?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 20, 2012 02:11 PM (Aaxiu)

53 Ironically enough she never got a rise out of him anyhoo IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 20, 2012 02:12 PM (ZJCDy)

54 I've been thinking about getting a puppy.

^^^

Well just make sure it's had all its shots...!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 20, 2012 02:12 PM (Px1Vl)

55 Idiot 52 percenters are human weathervanes. Who cares.

Posted by: Cicero at February 20, 2012 02:12 PM (QKKT0)

56 Bill Burton as Barack Obama?

Also, what's that brown stuff around Santorum's lips? (rhetorical)

Posted by: OxyCon at February 20, 2012 02:12 PM (ur8o6)

57 49 I've been thinking about getting a puppy.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:09 PM
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A Black Lab puppy will grow up and make you smile just as much as the day you got him/her.

Black Labs: Everyday Smiles............And A Friend Forever.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:13 PM (kqbIK)

58 'Glease" is a racist take on Asians. She should be fired.

Posted by: cherry π at February 20, 2012 02:13 PM (OhYCU)

59 V for Vendetta--worth watching?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2012 02:13 PM (VeTg+)

60 Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:11 PM (i6RpT)

Even I have standards.

Posted by: Old Scratch at February 20, 2012 02:13 PM (UUV+X)

61 I think that O-girl will still vote for the SCOAMT. She's just disappointed he didn't deliver on all the free shit.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:14 PM (Mcvub)

62 So, marriage... yea or nea?

Posted by: Alex at February 20, 2012 02:14 PM (L/4gD)

63 V for Vendetta--worth watching?

The graphic novel is worlds better.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:14 PM (8y9MW)

64 This is the feign towards independent thinking or just "thinking" that low-info voters do. She'll be back on the bandwagon after she surveys and "thinks" about the other candidates and their positions on the issue, etc.

It's why chasing "moderates" and "independents" rarely works and when it does it works because all you've done is move so far to the Pop-left, shallow, philosophically void, PR terminology that they get confused enough to vote for the GOP candidate.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 20, 2012 02:14 PM (N/1Dm)

65 So, marriage... yea or nea?

To her? Nea.

Besides the fact my wife would kill me, she seems like she'd have too much baggage.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:15 PM (8y9MW)

66


@52.....
"Glee" + "Grease" = Glease.......and yeah, probably for copyright infringement reasons.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2012 02:15 PM (UOOK1)

67 Can't we get a titty-girl song for our side?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 20, 2012 02:15 PM (Aaxiu)

68 I'm pretty sure Obama Girl admitted after the election she didn't bother to vote. She just encouraged her fellow idiots to vote for SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:15 PM (UOM48)

69 Cute girl, shockingly dumb, though. The lyrics to that video are painful to read... and this is a subset of our culture?


Boned.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 20, 2012 02:16 PM (RQf8L)

70 America isn't going to fuck itself?

It did in 2008. Why not a 2-fer?

Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:16 PM (O3R/2)

71 A Black Lab puppy

Blabs are the perfect dog.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:16 PM (1ZmOy)

72 Bullshit. "You betta step it up" is hardly a change of heart. Like all leftists, they're just upset they don't have a Dear Leader.

Posted by: lesbian seagull at February 20, 2012 02:17 PM (xXhWA)

73 What's scary about JJJr is that, with Illinois redistricting and the fact that black voters are mindless in their devotion to corrupt black candidates, the influence of Chicago/Cook County politics has spread my way in rural Will County. His tentacles are spreading out and will ruin the South/Far South Suburbs even worse than his retarded policies already have.

Posted by: ejo at February 20, 2012 02:17 PM (+jweo)

74 Can't wait to watch this Lin kid again on msg tonight, just hope it doesn't make me sleepy.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 20, 2012 02:17 PM (OaKSS)

75 Can't we get a titty-girl song for our side?

^^^

That will be six Hail Mary's son.....

Posted by: Santorum at February 20, 2012 02:17 PM (Px1Vl)

76 She has a nice rack.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2012 02:18 PM (ImSXR)

77 Black Labs secretly wish they could be Golden Retrievers.

Posted by: mama winger at February 20, 2012 02:18 PM (P6QsQ)

78 >>>>>Does "Glease" mean anything or is it just a way to get around copyright for parody purposes?

She's Asian.

Get it?

Posted by: ESPN at February 20, 2012 02:18 PM (gCa4h)

79 I'm pretty sure Obama Girl admitted after the election she didn't bother
to vote. She just encouraged her fellow idiots to vote for SCOAMF.


She thought they were telling her to "go to the pole", and she obliged.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 20, 2012 02:19 PM (vbh31)

80 boobehs?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/babes


Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:19 PM (O3R/2)

81 Nobama 2012. ....Yes. We Can't.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2012 02:19 PM (UOOK1)

82 I'd do her like Barack wouldn't.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:19 PM (kqbIK)

83 That will be six Hail Mary's son.....


Posted by: Santorum at February 20, 2012 02:17 PM (Px1Vl)
Six Hail Mary's - is that a band or something?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at February 20, 2012 02:20 PM (Aaxiu)

84 Crew Slut
http://tinyurl.com/44b8hjz
nsfw

Posted by: Frank Zappa at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (1ZmOy)

85 Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (UOM48)

86 59
V for Vendetta--worth watching?
Posted by: USS Diversity at February 20, 2012 02:13 PM (VeTg+)

In a word, "No".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (FcKXR)

87 They should have had the SCOAMT wearing a bicycle helmet and mom jeans for that video.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (Mcvub)

88 Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?

Must. Resist. Kal Penn. Joke.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:22 PM (8y9MW)

89 A Black Lab puppy will grow up and make you smile just as much as the day you got him/her.

I just want a pair of Irish wolfhounds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:22 PM (VtjlW)

90 I watched Walking Dead last night after watching the first season premier. I don't get the attraction of this show. After properly suspending belief in regard to the Zombie scenario you also have to suspend belief that characters that act as dumb as them would survive.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 20, 2012 02:22 PM (c9cG5)

91 >>>Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?

...mostly been concentrating on polls, IFKWIM....

Posted by: Reggie Love at February 20, 2012 02:22 PM (gCa4h)

92 for Vendetta--worth watching?The graphic novel is worlds better.

Yuppers. I still say Lost Girls is Moore's best work.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (VtjlW)

93 I just want a pair of Irish wolfhounds.

I'd feel bad owning wolfhounds. I don't have nearly enough room.

Besides, I'm happy with my mutts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (8y9MW)

94 Blabs are the perfect dog.

Sure, if you don't mind 16 hours a day of "Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (SY2Kh)

95 ... and in the process more and more people who do have brains and a base of knowledge become cynical and drop out, then tacitly support Ron Paul, although they won't vote because they know he won't win.

But should the GOP try to tap into the vast number of people who are disengaged because of well-deserved cynicism?

No, of course not, That would scare the "moderates". Electability and all.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (N/1Dm)

96 Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (UOM4

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Has anyone seen Reggie lately? Just sayin'.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (Mcvub)

97 85
Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (UOM4

Ruffling through his Rolodex, calling up partners from his past assignations and hoping to score a quickie?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (FcKXR)

98 Obama 2012 : You're all Kal Penn, now.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (1ZmOy)

99 Obama 2012: The same

Posted by: lesbian seagull at February 20, 2012 02:24 PM (xXhWA)

100 Sure, if you don't mind 16 hours a day of "Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball"

I'm reminded of the rottie in Over the Hedge: "Play? Playplayplayplayplay..."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:24 PM (8y9MW)

101 >>nevergiveup, well once we become a 3rd world country,

Become?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 20, 2012 02:25 PM (ZKzrr)

102 85
Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:21 PM (UOM4

Or possibly doing the deep study and analysis that he'll need to prepare his 2012 NCAA Bracket picks... complete with graphics' flim-flammery paid for by us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 20, 2012 02:25 PM (FcKXR)

103 Wonder if Moochelle left her mom at the WH to keep tabs on Barry?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:25 PM (UOM48)

104 I'd feel bad owning wolfhounds. I don't have nearly enough room.

Yeah, I figured the "and the 100+ acres for them to run" was implied.

I have a friend who is a vet who sends me pics of her doglet to cheer me up.He's a golden and he is sweet. Dumb as a box of rocks but sweet.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:25 PM (VtjlW)

105 Obama 2012 : You're all Kal Penn, now.

^^^

Fantastic! Now all my Indian jokes are back on the table. Tank yoo come again!

Posted by: Joey the Biden at February 20, 2012 02:25 PM (Px1Vl)

106 You know... On that Jessie Jackson Jr vs. the Devil thing...

Should we even bother to file this under "What if a Republican did this?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:25 PM (8y9MW)

107 I'd feel bad owning wolfhounds. I don't have nearly enough room.Besides, I'm happy with my mutts.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:23 PM (8y9MW)

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If I ever get a dog, it'll be an animal shelter mutt. I had one before, and he's was the best dog I ever met.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:26 PM (Mcvub)

108 77
Black Labs secretly wish they could be Golden Retrievers.


Posted by: mama winger

The only dogs who don't want to be Goldens are corgis!

"Oh, I'm just sittin' here in my barn
While the corgi runs my farm."

Posted by: Dianna at February 20, 2012 02:26 PM (mKMj1)

109 Sure, if you don't mind 16 hours a day of "Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball"
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ROFL!

So true!

You can't have a Black Lab and keep your night job as a couch potato.

Mine's 8 years old and still chases that ball like a puppy.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:26 PM (kqbIK)

110 Pause it at 2:12. Another idiotic cheap shot.

No thanks.

Posted by: nope at February 20, 2012 02:26 PM (ubduJ)

111 85....Wonder what King Barack has been up to this weekend with Michelle and the kids away?
.......Posted by: Jane D'oh
.Watching videos of our Republican candidates.....and laughing his ass off.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (UOOK1)

112 Anyone catch the "Gay Military Wedding Chapel" at 1:45?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (plI4b)

113 O12: The Vendetta

Posted by: cherry at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (OhYCU)

114 Sure, if you don't mind 16 hours a day of "Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball Throw the ball"

That's what technology is for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNk

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (gMmcQ)

115 I just want a pair of Irish wolfhounds.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012

Utterly cool!

Posted by: Dianna at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (mKMj1)

116 The only dogs who don't want to be Goldens are corgis!
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Corgi is my next dog. I'll be too old for Labs by then.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (kqbIK)

117 My sister has a rescue Jack Russell. Most.Hyper.Dog.Ever.


But cute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (UOM48)

118 If you want to be part-owner of the Pack, act now.

Wouldn't it be better just to buy a cheese hat?

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Posted by: toby928© at February 20, 2012 02:28 PM (GTbGH)

119 Posted by: Waterhouse at February 20, 2012 02:27 PM (gMmcQ)

Okay- next time, maybe a PSA for the diabetics in the HQ.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:28 PM (8y9MW)

120 Well shit....sometimes Pixy doesn't let me have any spaces at all.

Posted by: wheatie at February 20, 2012 02:29 PM (UOOK1)

121
More and more voters are beginning to get the idea that SCOAMF is a little, er, extreme. So of course the Republicans' strategy to win overthe doubters is to give them a candidate who is even more extreme. But, you know, 'cos the Rickster is extreme in the RIGHT way (heh), it will all begood.Voters really, reallywant one of the great minds of the 14th century in the WH.

Somebody halfwayrational, is that too much to ask? Seriously, we dumb, low-info types who hate the extremes just want Teh Reasonable as an alternative to TehSocialist. Obama Girl may or may not stick with her guy, but I can guarantee she won't be taking to the 'net to sing the praises of a moral scold who wants to take away her birth control.

Posted by: Dumb low-info squishy moderate independent at February 20, 2012 02:29 PM (9QchD)

122 >>Wouldn't it be better just to buy a cheese hat?

It's not an investment as much as memorabilia.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 20, 2012 02:29 PM (ZKzrr)

123 V for Vendetta--worth watching?

I liked it.

Posted by: toby928© at February 20, 2012 02:30 PM (GTbGH)

124 And what this shows? She will vote for the Guy who can sing and dance the best... ie... the American Idol Presidential Campaign...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 20, 2012 02:31 PM (lZBBB)

125 Corgi is my next dog. I'll be too old for Labs by then.

Posted by: basket case nation

Um. Well - I wish you a lot of luck. The corgi is the bad boy of the herding breeds. I adore mine, but I freely admit he pulls at the leash despite nine years of choking, and requires lots of play time. Mine runs laps around the main floor of the house in the evening, after walkies and outdoor play time. Then he plays with the cats.

Corgis are great, but very high energy, plus lots of endurance.

Posted by: Dianna at February 20, 2012 02:31 PM (mKMj1)

126 Change of heart? She needs a change of brain

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2012 02:31 PM (1Jaio)

127
German democracy at risk
Op-ed: Studies show decline in Germans’ trust in democracy, growing wish for ‘strong leader

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:31 PM (i6RpT)

128 It's a sad, sad day for our great country when Obama Girl becomes some kind of faux-celebrity. to be quoted and followed on her opinion.

As an aside, major prayers to Vic and Mrs. Vic. What a time they seem to be going through.

Posted by: Lady in Black... at February 20, 2012 02:31 PM (F+Xfj)

129 I liked it.

I liked the movie, the graphic novel was just much, much better.

It really helps if you can realize that- despite what the author and movie-makers would have you believe- the side that really wants total control over your life (and would be more than happy to use a vast Theocracy to do it) is the Left.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:33 PM (8y9MW)

130 Yeah, this video reflects what most of Obama's supporters, even the lukewarm ones, are thinking.
They're neck-deep in buyer's remorse and post-purchase rationalization. They named the puppy that's crapping all over the kitchen floor, and they can't get rid of it.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 20, 2012 02:33 PM (plI4b)

131 I bought ten shares of the Boston Celtics about 30 years ago. They converted to a bond about 5 or 6 years later. I think my stock certificate is worth more than the stock as a sports memorabilia.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 20, 2012 02:33 PM (c9cG5)

132 By the way,

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS AN ASSHOLE

www. huffingtonpost.com /2012 /02/18/ bruce-springsteen-talks-occupy-movement-new-album-wrecking-ball_n_1286860.html

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 20, 2012 02:33 PM (UlUS4)

133 Green Bay Packer Stock: the worst investment ever.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:34 PM (O3R/2)

134 Whenever you see "frothy" used in reference to Santorum, well, let's just say it's disgusting.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2012 02:34 PM (Y6/bT)

135 132
By the way,



BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS AN ASSHOLE



And water is wet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 20, 2012 02:34 PM (UOM48)

136 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS AN ASSHOLE

Also: Fire: warm, Water: wet.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (8y9MW)

137 Bruce jumped the shark in 08 and now he's just chum. What a useless tool.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (7w+6S)

138 What if JJJr were white? He's not, so it's irrelevant that he is perhaps the dumbest representatives in a house full of dumb representatives. He, along with other A-A representatives, represents black people only and they aren't the brightest voting bloc in America, sad to say.

Posted by: ejo at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (+jweo)

139 ROFL!



So true!



You can't have a Black Lab and keep your night job as a couch potato.



Mine's 8 years old and still chases that ball like a puppy.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:26 PM (kqbIK)

Don't worry, they calm down eventually. Mine just did and she turns 14 in June...

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (3jGS1)

140 COMMON STOCK CANNOT APPRECIATE IN VALUE, AND HOLDERS OF COMMON STOCK
CANNOT RECOUP THE AMOUNT INITIALLY PAID FOR COMMON STOCK, EITHER TROUGH
RESALE OR TRANSFER, OR THROUGH LIQUIDATION OR DISSOLUTION OF THE
CORPORATION


So basically it's like paying to have an asteroid named after you?


Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (KXm42)

141 sometimes Pixy doesn't let me have any spaces at all.


spaces are for closers.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (1ZmOy)

142 Has anyone seen Reggie lately? Just sayin'.
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My money is on that sweet-looking, Air Loafer wearin' doctor out of Chicago..........Mr. Eric Whitaker!

Hey, let me ask my fellow dudes here at AoS a question.

Do you have an older male friend from out of state who accompanies your family on virtually every vacation you take?

Yeah, didn't hink so.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:36 PM (kqbIK)

143 It's like buying a stock in which you have no ownership rights.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:36 PM (O3R/2)

144 "Dan Savage, a widely syndicated columnist who was offended by Santorum's remarks, hosted a contest in his Savage Love column for readers to create a definition for "santorum". He created a website, spreadingsantorum.com, for the winning definition, "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".[34] This became a top search result for santorum in 2003, unseating the Senator's official website on many search engines..."

from wikipedia.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 20, 2012 02:37 PM (Y6/bT)

145 57 49 I've been thinking about getting a puppy. Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2012 02:09 PM ------------------------------------------- .
You can never go wrong with a Beagle either. The sweetest most loving dogs IN THE WOOOOORLD.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 20, 2012 02:37 PM (8ieXv)

146
So far I am lovin the new BadBlue website.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2012 02:38 PM (r+9M6)

147 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS AN ASSHOLE

^^^

I went off on twitter Sat re the coverage of Houston's funeral on CNN (it was an ALL day event). Anyway, I had the wrath of all her cracked out fans on my tail. I had a couple say something like 'you'd demand a televised funeral if it was for B. Springsteen).

Oh poor silly stupid people of twitter....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 20, 2012 02:38 PM (Px1Vl)

148 It's like Rock Hudson doing that movie in Rome, and the new wife is asking "Why is that fruit always around?"

Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:38 PM (O3R/2)

149 The only problem with the puppy analogy is that most ofthe leftistswant him to take a bigger shit on the floor than he already has, then roll around in it and rub everyone's noses in it, before deciding to dump gasoline on the place and torch it.

Posted by: ejo at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (+jweo)

150 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IS AN ASSHOLE



A 1% acting like he's not.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (X6akg)

151 V for Vendetta--worth watching?

The mask gets you a watch-your-head bounce off the roof on the way into the cruiser.

#32-vb: Vendetta Bounce.

#32-pppt: Pajama Pants in Public get Tasered.

Posted by: DaveA (.reasons Dave isn't a policeman book) at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (2eUbq)

152 Did the video have a money shot?

Posted by: fluffy at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (vRSeu)

153 Corgi....

Do not recommend.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (KXm42)

154 What are you asking for the certificate, polynikes? I don't remember that promotion/offering (I was 11). Would make a cool wall hanging.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (hiMsy)

155 Nope, our pit bull bitch was the most sweet loving dog in the world.

Loyal. oh and by the way, PROTECTIVE!


Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:40 PM (O3R/2)

156 Nobama 2012. Oh no you don't!

Posted by: DaveA at February 20, 2012 02:40 PM (2eUbq)

157
more krugman folly:

http://t.co/BYQwQYOI

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2012 02:40 PM (r+9M6)

158 I believe the stylebook requires his name be written "Dan Savage, who admits to committing election fraud".

We should tack "professional bully" in there somewhere as well.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 20, 2012 02:40 PM (ZKzrr)

159 Mine's 8 years old and still chases that ball like a puppy. Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:26 PM (kqbIK) Don't worry, they calm down eventually. Mine just did and she turns 14 in June...
Posted by: Hedgehog at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (3jGS1)
*
My beagle is just as lazy as me. We spend all of Sundays on the couch and he refuses to play fetch. He IS cat-dog.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 20, 2012 02:41 PM (8ieXv)

160 Here's a clip of my friend susan showing her irish wolfhound at westminister last year. She's the tall one in teal. Next dog, she can buy it and train it then I'll bring it home. I suck at the training.
http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/videos/#/vcms:1292895

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2012 02:41 PM (7w+6S)

161 155
Nope, our pit bull bitch was the most sweet loving dog in the world.

Loyal. oh and by the way, PROTECTIVE!




Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 02:40 PM (O3R/2)


My in-laws rescued a pit from the Purina shelter in St. Louis. I was a little afraid of her at first but my gawd....I'd take that dog in a nanosecond. She is so friggin' sweet!!!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2012 02:42 PM (X6akg)

162 Re: Pit Bulls.

They can be very sweet dogs. It's just way, way too easy accidentally to turn on their kill switch (every dog has one)- and once that switch has been flipped, it's very hard ever to get it to turn off.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 20, 2012 02:43 PM (8y9MW)

163 Did the video have a money shot?
Posted by: fluffy at February 20, 2012 02:39 PM (vRSeu)

------------------------------------

My thoughts too. I'm betting that somewhere in that business contract the intials "GS" appears at least once.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:44 PM (Mcvub)

164 Bruce jumped the shark in 08 and now he's just chum. What a useless tool.


Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2012 02:35 PM (7w+6S)



He's always been a lefty douche. "Born in the USA" Intercourse him with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2012 02:44 PM (1Jaio)

165 Glease: The lubricant that the Glee-folk use.

Posted by: Urban Dictionary at February 20, 2012 02:45 PM (wKYk5)

166 Springsteen actually jumped the shark in 2003, when he started an "impeach" chant during a concert at FedEx Field in Washington, DC. There were a whole bunch of 9/11 Pentagon survivors and relatives at that show, and they didn't appreciate it one bit. Kristinn at FreeRepublic was at the show and ripped Bruce a new one on FR. He lost a shit-ton of fans after that.
After that, I knew if I went to any of his shows he would say something that would piss me off. His later tours have never been as successful as that 2002-03 one was, and I don't wonder why.I've seen him 10 times but no more.

Posted by: rockmom at February 20, 2012 02:45 PM (NYnoe)

167 Wow!

That was a pretty shrill and hysterical Romney supporter who just called in to Rush.

He sounded like one of those Log Jammin' Republicans if you ask me.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:46 PM (saueq)

168 I couldn't even contemplate getting it up or getting excited about any girl that liked obama.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:47 PM (i6RpT)

169 I don't find her attractive.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 20, 2012 02:47 PM (c3mby)

170 Springsteen actually jumped the shark in 2003, when he started an "impeach" chant during a concert at FedEx Field in Washington, DC. There were a whole bunch of 9/11 Pentagon survivors and relatives at that show, and they didn't appreciate it one bit. Kristinn at FreeRepublic was at the show and ripped Bruce a new one on FR. He lost a shit-ton of fans after that.
After that, I knew if I went to any of his shows he would say something that would piss me off. His later tours have never been as successful as that 2002-03 one was, and I don't wonder why.I've seen him 10 times but no more.
Posted by: rockmom at February 20, 2012 02:45 PM (NYnoe)

He's a dishonest cock sucker, or as ACE want us to say "A Person of Cock Sucking" who cheated on his wife with a married women.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:49 PM (i6RpT)

171 That was a pretty shrill and hysterical Romney supporter who just called in to Rush. He sounded like one of those Log Jammin' Republicans if you ask me.
Posted by: basket case nation at February 20, 2012 02:46 PM (saueq)

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Looks are very important to them.

Posted by: Soona at February 20, 2012 02:49 PM (Mcvub)

172 GREAT article in The Economist about the extreme cost and nonsense of Dodd-Frank:
http://www.economist.com/node/21547784

Posted by: rockmom at February 20, 2012 02:49 PM (qE3AR)

173 Posted by: rockmom at February 20, 2012 02:45 PM (NYnoe)

Wow. I didn't know that. Hell I'm even in Northern Va and missed that. Of course I had a baby that year so I was probably asleep before the blessed event or numb with lack of sleep afterward.


What a fucking jerk.

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2012 02:49 PM (7w+6S)

174
168 I couldn't even contemplate getting it up or getting excited about any girl that liked obama.

Me neither. I miss Reggie.

Posted by: Barry O. at February 20, 2012 02:50 PM (vjyZP)

175
We've had labs forever. Hard to find a dog better with kids, even tiny infants. All of ours have been English labs until Lady Elizabeth. She's a field lab--there is a definite difference , English have the traditional blocky chest and bull neck, with a massive head. Field labs are leaner and tend to be lighter weight.

I wasn't really planning on her when we went to look, it was just a courtesy. Sat in the living room, and all 8 pups were let out. She waddled right on over to me, and laid down with her head on my shoe.

So we came home with her.



Posted by: irongrampa at February 20, 2012 02:51 PM (SAMxH)

176 Amber is hot with her 54 double D's.

Actually the song should be "GREECE IS THE WORD" in describing Zero.
In fact that should be the reps theme song.

Posted by: Avi at February 20, 2012 02:52 PM (iSFyV)

177 Actually the song should be "GREECE IS THE WORD" in describing Zero.
In fact that should be the reps theme song.
Posted by: Avi at February 20, 2012 02:52 PM (iSFyV)


Actually the song for obama better be: "goodbye it's been fun to know ya,......"

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 20, 2012 02:55 PM (i6RpT)

178 I was listening to Rush when that guy called. Rush did his usual shuffle. He inferred that the guy was a Romney supporter and then ascribed the guys motives for him. It's Rush 101. Meanwhile, Rush will subtly support a candidate and then throw up his hands and tut-tut like an old lady if someone points out the reasonable inferences to be made from HIS remarks. Rush is just going through the motions these days.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 20, 2012 02:58 PM (hiMsy)

179 153
Corgi....

Do not recommend.


Posted by: eleven

That's sad to read.

Posted by: Dianna at February 20, 2012 03:00 PM (mKMj1)

180 So? Are we tired of the Mitt vs. Santorum vs. Paul vs. Newt wars? Glad to see we all still want Obozo to be a one-term President.


Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2012 03:01 PM (O3R/2)

181 Love my English Mastiffs, we have 5, all rescues. Great temperment and contrary to what most people think about their large size they neither eat a lot or require much space. And sleeping 18 hours a day is a great bonus for those rare occasions when you get to sleep in late

Posted by: Texas Fluke at February 20, 2012 03:04 PM (NrtjZ)

182 "She waddled right on over to me, and laid down with her head on my shoe.

So we came home with her."

Excuse me while I sniffle, just a little. I got my black mutt that way, though it was a while longer before I took her home.

Dogs are the greatest thing - and the ability of a puppy to just walk into your heart never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Dianna at February 20, 2012 03:06 PM (mKMj1)

183 Sweet plus Dumb plus Lazy = Greyhound.

Bring one home and you'll have to get a second couch, because you are never going to get to sit on yours again.

The only dog easier than a greyhound is a cat.

Posted by: mama winger at February 20, 2012 03:15 PM (P6QsQ)

184 90
The Walking Dead went on a consistent downhill slide after the first episode, last year. I'm with you, people that stupid don't deserve to live.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 20, 2012 03:15 PM (M0NzJ)

185 "She waddled right on over to me, and laid down with her head on my shoe.
So we came home with her."

Isthis method of companion selection transferable to higher order mammals?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2012 03:16 PM (4q5tP)

186 She may have changed her mind on Obama.

But we still feel the same about her (I'd nail her).


Posted by: American Heterosexual Male Voters at February 20, 2012 03:23 PM (7whvo)

187 Isthis method of companion selection transferable to higher order mammals?

Posted by: Count de Monet

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Got a foot fetish, or a shoe fetish?

Posted by: Retread at February 20, 2012 03:29 PM (joSBv)

188 Wow, she should be able to change her heart anytime she wants to; looks like there's room for plenty of spares in that chest. Hope she makes sure to have them re-aligned soon afterward..............

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 20, 2012 03:37 PM (VMcoS)

189 Corgi....

Do not recommend.


Bullshit. Brilliant dogs.


Posted by: nickless at February 20, 2012 03:43 PM (MMC8r)

190 In hindsight, it's clear that Springsteen jumped the shark way back in 1988, when he fired the band and started doing things like yachting with Sting and Tom Hanks.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 20, 2012 04:08 PM (zqkGE)

191
Gawd, that was so douchey that I couldn't take 30 seconds.
They are a perfect pair of SCOAMFs.

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at February 20, 2012 04:18 PM (KhioZ)

192
MMMmmm. This doesn't look or sound like somekind of change of heart. Me thinks Newsmax has it's head up its arse.


The Obama girl, the people that make this crap, academia, the MSM and thevast majority of Hollywood are disappointed somewhat with Obama and his policies because they aren't liberal/socialist/marxist enough for them. They want a hardcore left Obama and are expressing a bit of fake outrage at Obama but rest assured they will campaign, raise funds for and vote for that SCOAMF.


The clearest example of this fake outrage is Obamacare. The left is disappointed and grumbling a bit about Obamacare here and there, not because it'san incredible power grab that is inherently unconstitutional to any right minded person andthat it will make insurance premiums skyrocket, but because it doesn't go where they want it to go-which is an elimination of health insurance companies and a one payer government controled top to bottom system.


This video is just another, oh look we're being so balanced in talking about politics, we show the negatives on both sides. Whatever. They rip republicans up and down for having conservative positions at all times and then for the appearance of balance have a halfass criticism of Obama or some dem as not being liberal/socialist/marxist enough. Yeah, that's some f**king balace ya got there. lol.


The MSM is the enemy and the RNC and the republican candidates better wake up and realize it soon or they are gonna get creamed.



DOOM anyone? With a sideorder of bacon maybe?

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at February 20, 2012 05:11 PM (0aByc)

193 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2012 05:29 PM (7W3wI)

194 She'd better be careful where she points those things. She could put somebody's eye out. *smirk*

Posted by: chuck in st paul at February 20, 2012 09:03 PM (0Q/eh)

195 volvo,cummins,fleetguard,perkins,caterpillar,daewoo,deutz,lovol,isuzu,mtu,jcb and ect.

Posted by: kadin at February 21, 2012 05:05 AM (cZh/D)

196 I want that 15 seconds back.

Posted by: ShirleyYouCanBeSerious at February 21, 2012 10:08 AM (U4ceb)






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