AttackWatch!

Obama has set up another stupid website to help "fight the smears" against him.

President Thin Skin has revamped his old and patently dishonest “Fight the Smears” Website under a new name, “Attack Watch”. With a hip and slightly spooky black, white and red motif, it aims to correct the terrible, awful things people say about the Dear Leader. He doesn’t want to take away your guns, he really *hearts* Israel, just listen to what world leaders say! He’s deported more Mexicans than anybody, ever! He’s created (or saved) eleventy million jobs! etc! etc!

Another writer noted this was his fourth such effort.

Below, one of the funnier parody videos I've seen. Content Warning, because it says something mean about one Palin's kids. But the video means it ironically -- like, "Oh you can use smears like this, just not anything true about Obama." But be warned if you think you'd react poorly to that.


That's done by Misfit Politics.

Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?

Posted by: Ace at 12:08 PM



Comments

1 Is this the sign they are building the camps. What color is our cockade? Or are you morons and 'ettes just wearing the tops of pudding containers? I want to recognize you in the herd.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 12:10 PM (baL2B)

2 Time to spam this site with nothing but lacewigs and gold bullion links.

Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:11 PM (GQ8sn)

3 it aims to correct the terrible, awful things people say about the Dear Leader

So what's the Dear Leader shooting on the golf course, now? I figure maybe 10 strokes for 18 holes.

Posted by: pep at September 14, 2011 12:11 PM (GMG6W)

4 Too bad he can't refute the assertion that he's a stuttering clusfterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 12:11 PM (5wsU9)

5
It's like we're being ruled by aliens.

Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 12:12 PM (Xm1aB)

6 When the daily news "smears" you with it's very existence, you know you have a problem.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at September 14, 2011 12:12 PM (uVlA4)

7 Another website? Man, when the thimble of new ideas is empty, go with what you know, since you got nuttin' better....

Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 12:13 PM (OlN4e)

8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. #attackwatch

I'm tempted to post it, too...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:13 PM (8y9MW)

9 I just sent in a rumor about Obama setting fires to attack ships off the Shoulder of Orion!

Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)

10 Obama is giving money to a "Gore Green" company by the name of "Fisker" .
FISKER???
http://tinyurl.com/42ko4ba

Posted by: MoJoTee at September 14, 2011 12:14 PM (EBfoe)

11 Its really too bad that the joke writers for Leno don't have access to this site. Imagine how easy their job would be just collecting and repeating what they find on AttackWatch?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 14, 2011 12:14 PM (0M3AQ)

12 Another one about a little old lady got mutilated late last night. Obama again.

Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)

13 I reported this site this morning. Told them that there was a lot of SCOAMF going on here and that I thought it had something to do with the President.

True story. :-)

Posted by: Spiker at September 14, 2011 12:15 PM (bHfai)

14
I just reported this website.

Sorry ace, but country above party.

Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 12:15 PM (Xm1aB)

15 The attackwatch hash twitter feed is almost asentertaining as one of these post threads.

Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2011 12:15 PM (VndSC)

16 Too soon to call AttackWatch a SCOAMF?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 12:15 PM (1hLHC)

17 "Some1 just said Barack Obama started the Peloponnesian War. #attackwatch."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:15 PM (8y9MW)

18 Best twitter comment on this so far:
Orwell's 1984 was a warning, not a how to guide.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 14, 2011 12:16 PM (nxptv)

19 I can support Obama's agenda through the air!

Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 12:16 PM (0M3AQ)

20 Barack Obama has late onset autism after do to Gardasil injections. #attackwatch

The refute: No, he's just stupid and has always been this stupid.

Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 12:17 PM (5wsU9)

21 Okay that is fucking hilarious. I think the Magma and Spanish thing were just there for incongruity's sake.
This is Emmanual Goldstein...haha

Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2011 12:17 PM (wuv1c)

22 Attack Watch - Sounds like a flash mob thing. I guess Obama would be into that.

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2011 12:17 PM (TXKVh)

23 That satire ad was freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Dustin at September 14, 2011 12:17 PM (fF625)

24 What color is our cockade?

I'm also interested in the color of your cockade, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 14, 2011 12:17 PM (nd0uY)

25 Regarding NY9th District. So now the Jewish liberals see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. I really gave them more credit than that for intellegence. This is a little late in the game for them since Israel is now surrounded by Islamists. Fear works wonders.

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 14, 2011 12:18 PM (I/MzF)

26 Rush mentioning a tweet from a woman in VA
"Are we going to read this in the original German?"

Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 12:18 PM (0fUOB)

27 9 I just sent in a rumor about Obama setting fires to attack ships off the Shoulder of Orion!
Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)

Oh my God! He's a replicant! It all makes sense now. I wonder what his expiration date is.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 14, 2011 12:18 PM (nxptv)

28 Ace: lady from Virginia tweets: "Are we supposed to read this in the original German?"

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 12:18 PM (baL2B)

29 Rumor: Obama is depressed

Fact: Obama is not depressed, and therefore should not be called a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. That might lead to confusion about his mental state. However, calling the President a stuttering clusterfuck of failure, would be very acceptable.

Posted by: Attack Watch at September 14, 2011 12:18 PM (EqjbR)

30 Comrades, there is no need to worry about this if you just do your duty and turn in any and all counter-revolutionaries. Big Barry is watching you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:18 PM (1Jaio)

31 The funniest things are being said on the Twitter AttackWatch twitter feed. As good as Iowahawk.

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at September 14, 2011 12:19 PM (6IV8T)

32 Rush: Attack Watch = Nazi SS

Posted by: Barbarian at September 14, 2011 12:19 PM (EL+OC)

33 Is this the sign they are building the camps. What color is our cockade? Or are you morons and 'ettes just wearing the tops of pudding containers? I want to recognize you in the herd.

Pudding top pasties

Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 12:19 PM (0fUOB)

34 Time to spam this site with nothing but lacewigs and gold bullion links.

Posted by: EC
You know where to buy beautiful Lace Wigs?!? Tell me more!

Posted by: That bald lady across the hall at September 14, 2011 12:19 PM (TXKVh)

35 Attaaaaack Waaaaatch can be the new Maaatt Daaamooon.

Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2011 12:20 PM (mjR67)

36 Oh my God! He's a replicant! It all makes sense now. I wonder what his expiration date is.

All Nexus-6 replicants have a 4 year life span. His Incep date was Jan 2009.

Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:20 PM (GQ8sn)

37 Rejoice in the stupidity of our enemies.

Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 12:20 PM (OlN4e)

38 From the Twitter feed:

Ok @attackwatch there's something that's been bugging me for years--can you *really* put lipstick on a pig? Which end is recommended?

Posted by: No Whining at September 14, 2011 12:21 PM (UzjcV)

39 I took a look at their twitter followers. About half seemed to be conservatives, but not the concerned Christian kind.

Posted by: huerfano at September 14, 2011 12:22 PM (kD+se)

40
Comrades, Attack Watch was originally titled Keep Giving toBarack but that might be too obvious

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:22 PM (1Jaio)

41 Umbrellas make Obama look bad. Turn them in!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 12:23 PM (jx2j9)

42 Another good tweet: Is your logo designed to fit on an arm band?

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 12:23 PM (1hLHC)

43
hey yeah, that's right, rock can't be both a liquid and a solid!

conclusion: Republicans are liars and haters

Posted by: idiot who relates to magma joke at September 14, 2011 12:23 PM (G/zuv)

44 Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?

because it's scaaaaaaaary! just like us barbaric thugs.

Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 12:23 PM (pLTLS)

45 To Dems, attack = quoting their own words verbatim.

Posted by: Blacksheep at September 14, 2011 12:23 PM (8/DeP)

46 Bicycle helmets make Obama look stupid. Report them!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 12:23 PM (jx2j9)

47 You know, if they are going to do the nazi thing right, they really need to get some snappy uniforms, and stompy boots, and funny hats with tassles. Its cool, because its so European and all. They love them some European things. Makes them feel smart, sophisticatedand traveled. Typical northeastern Ivy Leaguers.

Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 12:24 PM (0M3AQ)

48 It is suggested that the best response is to massively troll AttackWatch with reports of attacks such as the one suggested by Glenn Beck: "I saw 6 ATM’s in an alley killing a job. I’m pretty sure it was a hate crime.”

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 12:24 PM (PLvLS)

49 not enough Gardasil, but funny.

So, is the Michelle Obama "all this for a fucking flag thing" gaining any traction? Did people report that to attack watch?

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:24 PM (QxSug)

50 Fight the smears with ObamaGuard!

Posted by: Michelle BHO at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (I8Xca)

51 When he said that he envies the way they do things in China, he certainly wasn't kidding!

Posted by: Arcadehero at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (mmHDH)

52 How many snitching sites does Obama have now with the addition of AttackWatch!?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (9hSKh)

53 Well, when you're a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure you do more of the same that makes you a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. Why mess with a successful failure streak...

Posted by: ziggy at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (U9LAy)

54 Truthfully told, all candidates need sites like this one because there's so little fact-checking done by the media. Obviously, Obama's site is highly partisan, but so are the attacks and accusations by his detractors. I'm sure the Republican candidate will mount a similar effort to rebuff charges made by the Dems. I actually prefer print to soundbytes because I can check the sources to separate the spin from the truth.

Posted by: Jordan at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (4z6KA)

55 Drug cartels with guns given to them by this administration make Obama look like idiot at best, a criminal at least. Get their names!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (jx2j9)

56 Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?

The entire ad is a goof on libbies. I chalked up the magma joke to be libbie scatter brain thought process, and their ability to make anything into a conspiracy, liquid rock, don't TRUST IT!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (0q2P7)

57
More of this, pleez.


Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:26 PM (G/zuv)

58 herd some1 say BHO's jugears wick 2 much heat frm his brain, wch is y he's stupid. Tld them 2 f-off, he doesn't have jug ears. #attackwatch
If I could get at Twitter right now, I would so post that.
The Tweets I've read here have been as good as Iowahawk. Please tell me Iowahawk has posted some of his own?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 12:26 PM (4df7R)

59 Thanks, Mr. Alinsky!

This ridicule shit works great!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2011 12:26 PM (s1vtf)

60 *Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?*

Because why do you hate science, that's why!

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:26 PM (QxSug)

61 But, if you actually make a report on AttackWatch, Obama tries to hit you up for some money.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 14, 2011 12:27 PM (e8kgV)

62 From the website:

Dept of Precognition?

"Join Attack Wire—and help stop the attacks on the President before they start."

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 14, 2011 12:27 PM (JNqU9)

63 The magma joke is just following some of the Twitter riffing where you mention something bad (like, say, that Firefly didn't include a Christina Hendricks nude scene) and then append #AttackWatch.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 12:27 PM (tqwMN)

64
It's gonna be difficult but we will drag the GOP into the 21st century.

It's stuff like this that shows how archaic the GOP is now in its current sorry state.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:28 PM (G/zuv)

65 @58: Iowahawk and Treacher have been *all over* this.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 12:28 PM (tqwMN)

66 Yeah, the magma joke is just insane clown posse type joke

Fuckin' mganets, how do they work?

And what's up with gravity?! Squash that noise, son.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (QcFbt)

67 The entire ad is a goof on libbies. I chalked up the magma joke to be libbie scatter brain thought process, and their ability to make anything into a conspiracy, liquid rock, don't TRUST IT!!!

FIRE CAN'T MELT STEEEEEEL!!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Rosie O'Doughhole at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (0fUOB)

68 If I had only had the internets back in 1961.

Verdammnt!

Posted by: Walther Ulbrict in Texas at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (WvXvd)

69 Off topic, but have you seen this video of Moochelle apparently saying 'They do all of this for a flag?'

http://preview.tinyurl.com/6fkkowm

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (1hLHC)

70 Truthfully told, all candidates need sites like this one because there's so little fact-checking done by the media

Gah! The stupid! It burns!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (8y9MW)

71
btw...

Only in an Obama Recovery does the poverty rate increase.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (G/zuv)

72 And remember, if not for Gardasil, CO'D could beat SCOAMF in 2012.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (QxSug)

73 "How many snitching sites does Obama have now with the addition of AttackWatch!?


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (9hSKh)"I don't know how many are active. There are several. And I wonder if there are also informal snitching lines for trusted folks.This is what Obama acts like in public, repeatedly calling for people to rat out dissenters. In private, especially with MSM dissent, he must be terrible.We'll know for sure after Obama loses in 2012 and the press explains how it's Obama, not liberalism, hopefully detailing how he treated the media.

Posted by: Dustin at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (fF625)

74
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.

Posted by: InsaneClownRetard at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (QcFbt)

75
Only in an Obama Recovery...

do job losses increase.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:30 PM (G/zuv)

76 Unemployment figures are calculated by *SOUTHERNERS*

Posted by: AttackWaaaaatch at September 14, 2011 12:30 PM (nj1bB)

77 **Off topic, but have you seen this video of Moochelle apparently saying 'They do all of this for a flag?' **

I know, right? At least on second viewing she does not seem to call it a fucking flag.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:31 PM (QxSug)

78
Only in an Obama Recovery...

do businesses freeze hiring.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:31 PM (G/zuv)

79 AttackWatch: this from the side that claims to be wizards in their use of new media!

Posted by: No Whining at September 14, 2011 12:31 PM (UzjcV)

80
Only in an Obama Recovery...

does consumer confidence plummet.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:31 PM (G/zuv)

81 I like that joke, in Obama recovery job loses you. Or something.
Also, I think we should all be thanking SCOAMF, for NY-09.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (QxSug)

82 69 Off topic, but have you seen this video of Moochelle apparently saying 'They do all of this for a flag?' http://preview.tinyurl.com/6fkkowm
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (1hLHC)
Yeah.
But she could be saying, "Are you going to admit you're a fag?" and watch his response.

Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (R8aWI)

83 I loved this Tweet too:

"There's a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob"

The AttackWatch website's color format is creepy all by itself, with an all-black background and red and white lettering (the red lettering emphasizing "Attack").

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (9hSKh)

84 I hear that after last night's pounding in NY, Team Barry has a new site coming out, Fight the Schmears.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (TMB3S)

85 Some guy told me that there have been 1+ million jobs lost since Obama took office #attackwatch.

Why are people saying that real Unemployment is 16%? #attackwatch

H8Rs claiming Obama ran up as much Debt in 3 years as Bush did in 8 #attackwatch

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (8y9MW)

86 8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure. #attackwatch

I'm tempted to post it, too...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:13 PM (8y9MW)


I've already posted it twice in the last 12 hours. It's ok, nothing will happen. The site is getting slammed so hard, I doubt that anyone from attackwatch is actually reading the comments anymore.

Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (tpK0A)

87 "How many snitching sites does Obama have now with the addition of AttackWatch!?A cable network consolidated them all - MSNBC.

Oh wait. You said snitching, not bitching.

Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2011 12:33 PM (VndSC)

88 OK it's funny but the voice....

What, did he Gargle with Gardisal or something?

Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 12:33 PM (rBCpR)

89 The Liquid hot magma thing was a Mike Myers 'Dr. Evil' joke...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 12:33 PM (NtXW4)

90 Turn in 50 anti-Obama zealots and get $10 off you next purchase at Urban Outfitters!

Posted by: Van Jones at September 14, 2011 12:33 PM (TXKVh)

91 Dear AttackWatch,
I'm deeply troubled by a video I recently saw on a popular online video site. An angry looking woman with bad hair appeared to say something terrible about the American flag at the 9/11 ceremony held in New York City last Sunday. I won't repeat the vile words she said, or dwell on the way she rolled her eyes after voicing such an vile statement, but I couldn't believe someone would say something so vicious on such a solemn day.
And even worse, she said it at an event attended by the President of the United States! He was so close to her that he probably heard what she said! President Obama deserves better!
Sincerely,
Dack Thrombosis, American

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 14, 2011 12:34 PM (AF1jB)

92 Magma spends most of it's life under the Earths crust, and then all of the sudden calls itself "lava" when it comes up here?

I don't trust that shifty-eyed molten rock.

Posted by: KirkCameronLeftMeBehind at September 14, 2011 12:34 PM (iZ6fL)

93
hahahahaha @ Jordan the Astroturfing dunce


Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:34 PM (G/zuv)

94 *Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?*

Gardasil melted it

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:34 PM (QxSug)

95 I'm just telling you now-

the magma liquid rock thing-is not funny.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 12:34 PM (rBCpR)

96 Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (tpK0A)

The issue is that I only have one twitter account, and I'm employed by an American subsidiary of a French Company. Conservatism does not exactly run rampant.

Never post on Twitter anything you're not 100% sure you want your boss to read.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (8y9MW)

97 I reported this site this morning. Told them that there was a lot of SCOAMF going on here and that I thought it had something to do with the President.
Heh ! I did almost exactly the same last night but I told them I thought it was something racist. No reply yet.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (oW269)

98
Truthfully told, all candidates need sites like this one because there's so little fact-checking done by the media.

Some burnin' irony there.

Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (PKMlR)

99 Posted by: Dustin at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (fF625)
And the snitch sites WORK too!!!!

Posted by: Disgruntled Democrat Gibson Ex Employee at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (NtXW4)

100 What- I thought the magma joke was about me?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (rBCpR)

101 I didn't read all the way through the threads below but, did Waxman really say what Rush said he did?!

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (LyOUH)

102 Just noticed you can upload pictures to AttackWatch as well.

Slublog's gonna be busy for the forseeable future.

Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (GQ8sn)

103 "Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?"

Dude,

If you don't understand THIS, you'll NEVER understand why the 'Most Interesting Man in the World' thinks squirrels are untrustworthy.

Posted by: Stream of Conscience at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (fJhBR)

104 83 I loved this Tweet too:"There's a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob"The AttackWatch website's color format is creepy all by itself, with an all-black background and red and white lettering (the red lettering emphasizing "Attack").

Do you remember the color scheme of the Nazi flag? Just askin.

Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (0M3AQ)

105 The AttackWatch website's color format is creepy all by itself, with an
all-black background and red and white lettering (the red lettering
emphasizing "Attack").

Black red and white? Where have I seen those colors before. Maybe some other authoritarian symbolism?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (0q2P7)

106 Just imagine if Bush had thrown up a site like this in 2003.

It's worse than even the cartoon depictions of a crazy Bush mastermind.

REPORT ANY UNFAIR ATTACKS ON PRESIDENT BUSH!

The left would have probably taken some exception to this.

Posted by: Dustin at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (fF625)

107 The solution is simple:
Report EVERY criticism of Obama posted on the DemocraticUnderground. If he wants it,give itto him.

Posted by: Catcon at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (LJAdd)

108 I'd like to report 2 acts of revenge against our President. Yesterday, there were 2 elections...

Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (0fUOB)

109 Mike Myers-so...they're making fun of the Irish...

knew it!1!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (rBCpR)

110 @101: If Rush said Waxman said the Jews hate Obama because they want to keep their money, that's a yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 12:37 PM (tqwMN)

111 This video is narrated by Strong Bad

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 14, 2011 12:37 PM (tKFT6)

112 I hear that after last night's pounding in NY, Team Barry has a new site coming out, Fight the Schmears.
Let me be clear: I support the right of return for the Jewish people. In fact, I wish they would leave New York and return right now.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 12:37 PM (AF1jB)

113 I'd make the point that an American president should be above this sort of thing and you should never "punch down", but when you're a SCOAMF, who is there left to punch down at?

Posted by: MostlyRight at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (ZG8Ti)

114 Rock does NOT melt-you terds of the bass!!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (rBCpR)

115 Millions of unemployed people make Obama look incompetent. Get their names!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (jx2j9)

116 I think that's the answer:
"AttackBushWatch"
Report everytime Obama or his minions blame Bush. It's old, it's tired, it's wrong.

Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (R8aWI)

117 I liked the tweet that said someone was saying Obama is the "Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (baL2B)

118 Report EVERY criticism of Obama posted on the DemocraticUnderground. If he wants it,give itto him.

I don't want to have to go to that site.

Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (5wsU9)

119 To those complaining about the hits being frozen at 306, it's not some nefarious plot by Youtube to downplay popularity. Youtube code is designed to freeze suspiciously high trafficked vids so their tech dept can ascertain if it's real demand or a DNS attack. All hits will be recorded and will be shown in a day or so.

Rebecca Black's vid remained at 311 hits for 2 days, before jumping to over 600,000.

Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (hGTfi)

120 109 Mike Myers-so...they're making fun of the Irish... knew it!1!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (rBCpR)
Not true.... I went and celebrated my Irish Roots!

Posted by: Precedent Barraky O'bombya, Proud Black Irishman at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (NtXW4)

121 @101: If Rush said Waxman said the Jews hate Obama because they want to keep their money, that's a yes.

Jesus!
Has Waxman completely gone over the edge!

No. That wasn't a question.

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 12:38 PM (LyOUH)

122

Iowahawk: "I actually sympathize with #AttackWatch. They remind me of the time I got my head wedged in a bowling ball return chute."




Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (tqwMN)

123 110 @101: If Rush said Waxman said the Jews hate Obama because they want to keep their money, that's a yes.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 12:37 PM (tqwMN)
That's why everybody hates Obama! DUH

Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (R8aWI)

124 This is exactly what we need to do to these douches, mercilessly mock them into irrelevancy.

Well done, Misfit Politics.

Posted by: DelD at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (c1NMo)

125 Why doesn't some civil rights group move to shut the Attack web site down?

Posted by: elliot m at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (zPich)

126
brb...

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (G/zuv)

127 So you gargle Gardisal....phew!

I thought they were going to jab me in my money maker!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (rBCpR)

128 Has Waxman completely gone over the edge!

Given how every time he looks in the mirror he sees a rat, I'm shocked it took this long.

Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 12:40 PM (5wsU9)

129 96 Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 12:32 PM (tpK0A)

The issue is that I only have one twitter account, and I'm employed by an American subsidiary of a French Company.  Conservatism does not exactly run rampant.

Never post on Twitter anything you're not 100% sure you want your boss to read.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (8y9MW)

Ah!! Smart move. You need a social twitter account. You can have multiple accounts. Something to think about. Oh, and Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 12:40 PM (tpK0A)

130 Obama makes G.W. Bush look like a genius. Turn him in...

Whoops. Wrong site.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 12:40 PM (jx2j9)

131
There's gonna be so much funneh on this I won't even try to keep up. But I bet that site comes down right quick, just like that e-mail address where we were supposed to send "fishy" stories.

Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (PKMlR)

132 Why doesn't some civil rights group move to shut the Attack web site down?

What, and ruin the comedy gold?

No way.

He's just accelerating the death-spiral.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (8y9MW)

133 Millions of unemployed people make Obama look incompetent. Get their names!
Millions of pissed off people with lots of extra time on their hands is not going to bode well for his campaign.

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (LyOUH)

134
I just went to check if 'passthisbill.com' or .org was being used to push Obama's latest scamformercial.

Nope.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (G/zuv)

135 Black red and white? Where have I seen those colors before. Maybe some other authoritarian symbolism?

Expect a "visit" from my "solicitors" RE: copyright infringement.


Posted by: Herman Goring at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (z63Tr)

136 Dear AttackWatch,
I heard that someone dared use Our Dear leader's middle name. Wouldst thou lanuch a pogrom on his ass?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (6rX0K)

137 Fashionably black, white, and red....where have I seen that sort of fashion sense before?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (kaalw)

138 124 This is exactly what we need to do to these douches, mercilessly mock them into irrelevancy.Well done, Misfit Politics.
Posted by: DelD at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (c1NMo)
You know... that would send Barrak right over the edge... if he came up onstage at an event... started his usualy speech... and everyone started laughing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (NtXW4)

139 Had King Midas not counseled King James, the Miami Heat would have won the NBA Championship.

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (/ZZCn)

140 I didn't read all the way through the threads below but, did Waxman really say what Rush said he did?!
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (LyOUH)
Yes. Yes he did.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 12:42 PM (4df7R)

141 Too slow on the tinyurl bus....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 14, 2011 12:42 PM (kaalw)

142 How do you say "Sieg Heil" in ebonics?

Posted by: Van Jones at September 14, 2011 12:42 PM (TXKVh)

143 Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:41 PM (G/zuv)

Then someone needs to purchase those domains right quick. And then use them to parody teh One.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:43 PM (8y9MW)

144 127 So you gargle Gardisal....phew! I thought they were going to jab me in my money maker!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (rBCpR)
Talk about target rich environment

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 12:43 PM (FIDMq)

145 Baracky O'bombya-

I see your roots and you could use a touch-up.

Gray just says old.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 12:43 PM (rBCpR)

146 (MSNBC) - Consider: Democrats last night lost special elections in New York and Nevada, and Obama’s approval rating didn’t help; a new poll shows that 51% of Americans don’t believe his jobs plan will help lower the unemployment rate; and a congressional hearing today is looking into the administration’s half-billion-dollar loan via the first stimulus to a solar-panel manufacturer, Solyndra, that later went belly up. All of these stories can be explained away via individual context. But taken together, they signal how Obama’s brand has taken a big hit. A stronger Obama could have helped the Democratic candidates, especially the one in New York; a stronger Obama would be getting a bigger reception for his jobs plan; and a stronger Obama would be able to dismiss the Solyndra story as just a minor irritant.

Comrade Commisar, I'd like to turn in MSNBC for reporting that Comrade Chairman Obama isn't the most wonderfulest,divinebeingin the history of history

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:43 PM (1Jaio)

147 Dear attack watch, the kulaks are resisting paying their fair share, pls send to gulag.

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:43 PM (QxSug)

148 How do you say "Sieg Heil" in ebonics?

"Yo! Yo!?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:43 PM (8y9MW)

149 Hey was Ron Paul a pilot in the AF?

I think even he could stay on my six!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 12:44 PM (rBCpR)

150
Anyone notice Obama sometimes adopts a Capt. Kirk cadence?

"Tell them to pass this bill..[pause]...right now."

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:44 PM (G/zuv)

151 You know what would be really fun? To incessantly report:

1. George Soros
2. ALL unions
3. Bill Ayers
4. GM/ Chrysler
5. Mexican Gun Runners

"I saw a story online that said that George Soros, Bill Ayers and numerous Mexican Gun Runners called President Obama a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure that DESPISES union made cars from GM and Chrysler"

Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2011 12:44 PM (z63Tr)

152 Attackwatch states that claims that Obama is against the 2nd Amendment are lies because he supports hunting. Nowhere does it say that Obama is pro firearms for self defense. Atttaaaaackwwaaaaaatchhhh.

Posted by: dri at September 14, 2011 12:44 PM (VseJU)

153 Jesus!
Has Waxman completely gone over the edge!

No. That wasn't a question.


No it's just what dems do when they lose part of their coalition. They are now part of the demon right. And their are friends to be made and influences to be had by demonizing them. I think Dems are going to start to court Islam as a demographic to really add to the coalition now.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 12:44 PM (0q2P7)

154 Dear attack watch, an ATM stole my job, melted rock!122121111!

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (QxSug)

155 Rebecca Black's vid remained at 311 hits for 2 days, before jumping to over 600,000.
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident
Dear attackwatch: In addition to not voting for Son of Weiner, Chris from NY-9 knows Rebecca Black's stats. That's gotta be worth a flogging.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (326rv)

156 Isn't the La Raza flag Red White and Black as well?... was tryin to find a pic of it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (NtXW4)

157 I think Dems are going to start to court Islam as a demographic to really add to the coalition now.

And Jews, in general, still won't vote R.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (8y9MW)

158 Some racists raided Solyndra the other day. I'm sure that was done solely to stop green job production. AttackWatch!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (9hSKh)

159 My father called the president a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Is this where I come to turn him in? Is it true the president is a pompous twit? He said that too.

Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (7DB+a)

160 I hrd peoplesay that BHO picking NCAA brackets was unpresidential. H8ers! #attackwatch

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (4df7R)

161 Reports are the original inventor of AttackWatch was a Gen. George A. Custer.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (xjzw9)

162 AttackWatch is what happens when you let the Beer Pong tools run rampant in the administration.

They're way too dumb to govern. Or actually function for that matter.

So we don't get practical experience and necessary results. We get a snitch line.

Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 12:46 PM (pLTLS)

163 #Attackwatch: Barack Obama still hasn't paid my mortgage.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:46 PM (8y9MW)

164 I'm on your ceiling, attacking your watch.

Posted by: AttackWatchCat at September 14, 2011 12:46 PM (xjzw9)

165 Someone finally registered attackwatchwatch .com this morning.

Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 12:46 PM (uw+0A)

166 Ooh, Rush reading his submissions for Attack Watch. YES.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 12:46 PM (4df7R)

167 There is only one Herman Goring. Ignore that other Herman Goring. I will trap all the hobbits on the coast and force them to surrender to my superior air power. There is no need for a ground kinetic action, leave it to the masters of the air.

Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 12:47 PM (0M3AQ)

168
We used to joke about Obama's enemy list.

The man has an enemies list and it's not even a secret list.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:47 PM (G/zuv)

169 Since there is a 'rumor' option I'm all for spamming the site with rumors that Obama is a stuttering clusfterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at September 14, 2011 12:48 PM (3E0A5)

170 The man has an enemies list and it's not even a secret list.

As long as the first name on it is Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:48 PM (8y9MW)

171
^
racist!

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:49 PM (G/zuv)

172 165
Someone finally registered attackwatchwatch .com this morning.

How about attackattackwatch?

Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2011 12:49 PM (z63Tr)

173 Some ?

What's a cockade?
What's the spiky rooster hair on the elephant silohutte sp? in Misfit called? That's great.

What's the ATM about?

Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2011 12:49 PM (q4Hg3)

174 Since there is a 'rumor' option I'm all for spamming the site with
rumors that Obama is a stuttering clusfterfuck of a miserable failure.

That's not a rumor. It is a confirmed fact that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:49 PM (8y9MW)

175 Dear AttackWatch is there any way I can post my comments in Austrian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:49 PM (1Jaio)

176 Waxman actually let something slip there-

they voted against Obama....

So it was a referendum on Barack.

Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 12:49 PM (rBCpR)

177 So it was a referendum on Barack.

They tried to deny that last night and this morning, but not even the MFM was buying that one- I'm guessing they dropped it pretty quick. I think the current line of attack is that NY-9 was a crypto-Conservative district all along.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:51 PM (8y9MW)

178 Dear AttackWatch, all of the maps of the United States are against the president because they only show 50 states.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:51 PM (1Jaio)

179 I was checking out that site last night, when you click on the tab, " Rick Perry's big jobs lie" or whatever it was, you get a graph from Think Progress! Oh..man, they must be in d e e p trouble to get this desperate..
Wheres the pudding?

Posted by: LowSlopingForehead at September 14, 2011 12:51 PM (YQ7o1)

180 Some Hill Dems are criticizing Obama's so-called jobs plan. Time to report them for daring to question the wisdom of Dear Leader.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 12:51 PM (o2lIv)

181 OBAMA IS A STUTTERING CLUSTERF*CK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE!!!!

That's an awesome video, too.

BTW, red, black, and white sure are some nice colors for the attack site, whose brilliant idea was that? All that's missing is the Hakenkreuzfahne!

Fun to be had still with hashtag #attackwatch on Twitter should any be interested. You will read them and you will laugh!

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 14, 2011 12:51 PM (Zgfnd)

182 Multi sites report BHO sent bust of Churchill back to UK. Big liars; BHO wouldn't hate on an ally like that. #attackwatch
Sites also report BHO gave QEII iPod full of his speeches. Lying liars; BHO not that conceited. #attackwatch

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (4df7R)

183 161 Reports are the original inventor of AttackWatch was a Gen. George A. Custer.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (xjzw9)
Yes, because no one expects the Attack without Mercy... Muleskinner....

Posted by: Gen. Custer at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (NtXW4)

184 ::facepalm:: You're not supposed to make yourself a running joke while doing this. Poseurs.

Posted by: A. Hitler at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (Zs83Q)

185 The Republican National Committee raised $8.17 million last month, surpassing the Democratic National Committee’s $5.5 million and registering its best August ever for a nonelection year, according to RNC officials.


Attackwatch, I'd like to report the jack-booted, rampant racism of the RNC as they extorted protection money from thousands of frightened American victims.

Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (0fUOB)

186 Well, I guess I over-thought the magma joke.
See, the voice sounds kinda like Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
And Moltar is made of lava/magma.
And Zorak sometimes makes fun of him (I think?).

Posted by: Jimmuy at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (NBd+O)

187 Waxman actually let something slip there- they voted against Obama.... So it was a referendum on Barack.
Interesting to see if the rats start leaving the ship. It's all about keeping their phoney baloney jobs after all. Allegiance to the one only goes so far.

Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (7DB+a)

188
shibumi,
They'll probably regardthat siteas a threat against the president.
I was going to register attackwatchwatch .com last night but didn't want media matters sending bitter twenty something idiots out trying to find and destroy whoever it was who registered the site.

Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (uw+0A)

189 I think the current line of attack is that NY-9 was a crypto-Conservative district all along...

So basically they're jumping through their own "loopholes".

Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 12:52 PM (rBCpR)

190 Dear AttackWatch,

I never thought this could happen to me, but...

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 14, 2011 12:53 PM (GBXon)

191 I'm on your ceiling, attacking your watch.

Me too!

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 12:53 PM (LyOUH)

192 Someone somewhere might be saying something bad about Obama.

See Something? Say Something!

Posted by: AttackWatch! at September 14, 2011 12:53 PM (xjzw9)

193 From HotAir

#Attackwatch: I saw some ATMs in an alley killing jobs!

Posted by: Stream of Conscience at September 14, 2011 12:53 PM (fJhBR)

194 Dear attackwatch,
I heard a terrible rumor last night. It claimed that President Obama was less than brilliant and pawned off cheap gifts from the giftshop on to the PM of Britain and his family. How can we counter such obvious lies?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:54 PM (6rX0K)

195 So basically they're jumping through their own "loopholes".

Yeah, more or less. Once this one fails to gain traction, they start talking about "depressed turn-out" and "discontent."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

196 I heard a rumor that a replica of Michelles ass was used to raise the titanic. Where do I submit?

Posted by: Jimmah at September 14, 2011 12:54 PM (F13r2)

197 eleven-

Seriously the smarter ones should have the merde sacred out of them right about now-unfortunately that leaves Schumer nonplussed.

Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 12:54 PM (rBCpR)

198 The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics keeps putting out these figures that suggest there is price inflation. Clearly Obama would never allow such a negative thing, especially when Bernacke says it isn't happening. #attackwatch

Posted by: Doc at September 14, 2011 12:54 PM (qodPF)

199 Dear Attackwatch,
White supremacist KKK Senators Carper, Landrieu and Webb say that there is no way Obama's job bill will pass. Please confiscate their hoods and crossesand impeach them for being the Republican moles that they are.

Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 12:54 PM (0fUOB)

200 I'm on your ceiling, attacking your watch.

Me too!
Posted by: Clueless

Idiot; you weren't supposed to announce that. Now we have to move the cameras.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:55 PM (6rX0K)

201
How do you say "Sieg Heil" in ebonics?

Siggles fo Shizzles

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2011 12:55 PM (C8hzL)

202 You people are having way too much fun with this #AttackWatch thing.

Grow up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2011 12:55 PM (XE2Oo)

203
we need p-chops of old WWII posters with Obama

a spin on the "Loose Lips Sink Ships" poster

Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 12:55 PM (G/zuv)

204 So now the whole of the Democrat electorate is depressed and suffering from-

Low T.

aka Low turnout.

Heh-hopefully there's no cure for that....

Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 12:56 PM (rBCpR)

205 #Attackwatch - Corpratist bullies r dropping their Health Insurance: don't want 2 provide coverage in 2014.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 12:56 PM (8y9MW)

206 Dear AttackWatch, I heard some nasty rumor that the president said on national TV that Abraham Lincoln founded the Republican Party. This is obviously an attempt to discredit the president as the genius that he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:56 PM (1Jaio)

207 we need p-chops of old WWII posters with Obama a spin on the "Loose PURPLE Lips Sink Ships" poster

FIFY!


Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 12:57 PM (0fUOB)

208 Dear attackwatch,
Someone has been denigrating our Dear leader. They were so mean to him, that they gave him a grade of B+, instead of the grade AAA that he so obviously deserves.
His name? A guy named Barack Hussein Obama.......what?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:57 PM (6rX0K)

209 YOU KNOW this site is going to be on the top of the list of reports.

SCOAMF!!!!!!

Posted by: © Sponge at September 14, 2011 12:57 PM (UK9cE)

210 I propose a counter site to AttackWatch -- ProveUsWrong.com

You didn't save or create shit, jackhole.

#ProveUsWrong

Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 12:57 PM (pLTLS)

211 there are a few families with children living behind a dumpster for over a year, why hasn't anybody picked them up and put them somewhere less visual. like out in the forest or maybe jail.

attackwatch reponse;
don't worry about it, our economy is great there are no homeless.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 12:58 PM (h+qn8)

212 I like this one too -- Also a verb: "Don't #AttackWatch me, bro!"

Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 12:58 PM (pLTLS)

213 Attackwatch - Corpratist bullies r dropping their Health Insurance: don't want 2 provide coverage in 2014.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls

I heard that they're abandoning 25 year old toddlers by the side of the road!

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:58 PM (6rX0K)

214
Just sent Ace twenty bucks. He's going to need it. Especially now.

Posted by: Pixillated at September 14, 2011 12:59 PM (Xv7f/)

215 I heard that they're abandoning 25 year old toddlers by the side of the road!

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:58 PM (6rX0K)

hah

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 12:59 PM (h+qn8)

216 Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in the entire BLS for saying that zero jobs were created in August. This must be a smear because we are in a glorious recovery!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 12:59 PM (1Jaio)

217 I've seen several new reports stating unequivocally that Obama is a Keynesian. Stupid birthers! He showed them the birth certificate. What more do they want?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 12:59 PM (PLvLS)

218 will this go on our permanent record........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 14, 2011 01:00 PM (IpiZb)

219 #AttackWatch some guy just told me that Obama was 1st prez ever to have USA Credit Rating Downgraded.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:00 PM (8y9MW)

220 Don't worry, all conversations can be seen in the original German at our website.

Posted by: The Stazi at September 14, 2011 01:00 PM (g86v0)

221 I heard that they're abandoning 25 year old toddlers by the side of the road!

They're only in their 78th trimester. They're lucky they weren't aborted.

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:00 PM (LyOUH)

222 will this go on our permanent record........

I certainly hope so.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:01 PM (8y9MW)

223 190
Dear AttackWatch,I never thought this could happen to me, but...

--------------------

Funniest comment ever!

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 01:01 PM (jeLTI)

224
blue hen

that was funny

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 14, 2011 01:01 PM (IpiZb)

225 Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in the entire BLS for saying that zero jobs were created in August. This must be a smear because we are in a glorious recovery!
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Can we denounce the month of August?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:01 PM (6rX0K)

226 I got on last night. "There's a rumour going around various blogs that Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, True or false?"
It warmed my black heart.

Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2011 01:01 PM (n2K+4)

227 155 Damn, now I gotta go hide in my attic. I guess I can pass the time by writing in my diary.

Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 01:02 PM (hGTfi)

228 We also need to submit CERN...
After all, with the Cloud Chamber research being the smoking gun that CO2 is NOT causing Manmade Global Warming...
Then the anti fossil fuels agenda has to reason to exist...
Thus anyone continuing said Policy, IS destroying jobs for political, not environmental, reasons...
So CERN must be prooven wrong... dam scientists...

Posted by: Gen. Custer at September 14, 2011 01:02 PM (NtXW4)

229 I heard rumors that Barack Obama may be clinically depressed and, as one Republican Presidential Candidate alluded to, just might attempt to pull a Kurt Cobain.

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2011 01:02 PM (/ZZCn)

230 Lots of right wing websites are accusing Obama of using a phony social security number beginning in 042, which means it was issued in Connecticut despite him never having lived or worked there. I am sure AttackWatch will jump right on top of that filthy smear.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (bN5ZU)

231 Per Jonah Goldberg on Twitter:

"Hey RNC, time to create #FactWatch, as in "I'm going to report these unemployment numbers to #FactWatch."

Jonah forgetting the obvious... it makes too much sense for the RNC to consider it.

Posted by: Doc at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (qodPF)

232 Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2011 01:01 PM (n2K+4)

That reminds me: It's been a while since I pointed out that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

And shouldn't your name have two S's?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (8y9MW)

233 226
I got on last night. "There's a rumour going around various blogs
that Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, True or
false?"
It warmed my black heart.
-----------------
Bosk, consider yourself reported.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (jeLTI)

234 155 Damn, now I gotta go hide in my attic. I guess I can pass the time by writing in my diary.
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident

That's what you get for being Frank.
We are soooo going to Hell.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (6rX0K)

235 Next Obama campaign effort: Getting "The Audacity of Hope" printed in little red books ....

Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 01:04 PM (hGTfi)

236 #AttackWatch Ron Paul forum is saying Jimmy Hoffa killed Jimmy Hoffa Please verify

Posted by: Jimmah at September 14, 2011 01:04 PM (F13r2)

237 Lots of right wing websites are accusing Obama of using a phony social security number beginning in 042, which means it was issued in Connecticut despite him never having lived or worked there. I am sure AttackWatch will jump right on top of that filthy smear.
Posted by: Average Joe at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (bN5ZU)

Okay. This is legibly written comment without a lot of snark.
Is someone socking AJ?

*I keed!*

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:04 PM (LyOUH)

238 245 I'm a committed /b/-tard, I've seen worse, said worse and if there is a hell, I already have reservations.

Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (hGTfi)

239
President Obama to Republicans: You’re either with me, or you’re against me
http://tinyurl.com/3zlc4yg

Posted by: William Amos at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (HcYmo)

240 @attackwatch Every article dealing with the unemployment numbers, or just the economy in general, uses the word "unexpected" It's like they assume just becauseour president isblack, he does not know what he's doing.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (oW269)

241 Imagine if the interwebz had existed during the Carter years.

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (LyOUH)

242 229
I heard rumors that Barack Obama may be clinically depressed and, as one
Republican Presidential Candidate alluded to, just might attempt to
pull a Kurt Cobain.


Posted by: Fritz
Oh please. That kind of nonsense benefits no one, except Obama.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (dZ756)

243 Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in everyone who claims to be unemployed. We know that they arepart of plot by the Koch Brothers to smearthe president who has saved or created 30 gazillion jobs and that everyone is gainfully employed including the evil rich who will be taken care of later

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (1Jaio)

244 Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:04 PM (LyOUH)

Really, it doesn't take much snark.

As I say when people around me tell me not to make fun of them...

"I don't make the fun. I just point it out."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:05 PM (8y9MW)

245 Let me be clear, we're against you.

Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (1hLHC)

246 #AttackWatch H*ers have told me that Obama hasn't yet shut down Gitmo. I know this isn't true - Obama cannot break his word. Shall I report them?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (9hSKh)

247 The high level meeting of the Obama campaign where the plan for attackwatch was designed was surreptitiously videotaped by Republican operative. At great risk to themselves they have made the video available and posted it on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM042h4Pkksfeature=related

Posted by: No, really at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (Xv7f/)

248
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But wait there's more.....

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Posted by: Vince the Sham Mao Guy at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (C8hzL)

249 #AttackWatch
- I am reporting the entire state of #California for officially falling out of
love with #TheOne. Please send #DHS
#DOJ
now!

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (o2lIv)

250 I heard my Jewish neighbor call the Chevy Volt "an overpriced pile of mole shit". It's the ovens for him. The solar ovens.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 01:07 PM (jeLTI)

251 President Obama to Republicans: You’re either with me, or you’re against me

Wait. I thought we weren't allowed to say that.

Someone should reply back: Well, Mr. President, as we're "with" the American People, I guess that makes us "against" you.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

252 Really, it doesn't take much snark.
Yes. But it's Average Joe!

Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 01:08 PM (LyOUH)

253 Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in everyone who has ever reported on or taken a picture of the president golfing or on vacation. We know that he works day and night and has never once taken a break from trying to clean up the mess left to him by the EVIL Bush

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 01:08 PM (1Jaio)

254 How do you say "Sieg Heil" in ebonics?


Starts with an "N" if my observations of rap music hold true.

Posted by: maloderous at September 14, 2011 01:08 PM (+1iBX)

255 I snitched on Moochelle.

My lip reader cousin watched that vid of her mumbling to the JEF at the flag ceremony, and she was saying to him, "You are a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure."

And watch it for his reply, "Mmmm hmmm."

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 14, 2011 01:09 PM (4sQwu)

256 I heard my Jewish neighbor call the Chevy Volt "an overpriced pile of mole shit". It's the ovens for him. The solar ovens.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba
Is it possible to laud and denounce someone simultaneously? If so, this one qualifies. Well played sir.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:09 PM (6rX0K)

257
Is Moody's analyst Mark Zandi a fool or is he in the satchel for Obama?

He says Pass This Bill will add 1.9M jobs, reduce the UE rate by a point, and "grow" the economy by 2%.

Riiiiigght.


Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 01:09 PM (G/zuv)

258 Posted by: No, really at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (Xv7f/)
When I punched that in... I really expected to get Rick Rolled.... /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (NtXW4)

259 Oh, so everyone's a comedian, now, huh?

Posted by: AttackWatch at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (Zs83Q)

260 How do you say "Sieg Heil" in ebonics? Starts with an "N" if my observations of rap music hold true.
Posted by: maloderous at September 14, 2011 01:08 PM (+1iBX)
If my translation is correct based on Maxine Waters' crowd, it's "mmm-hmmm that's right!"

Posted by: yinzer at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (/Mla1)

261 Headline Nov 7, 2011: "Ace Slams Door on Dick"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (WUWb9)

262 Dear AttackWatch (do these come with a leather band?):

The racist homophobes plan to hold an election in November 2012 to remove you from the White? House.


Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (OhYCU)

263 I heard rumors that Barack Obama may be clinically depressed and, as one Republican Presidential Candidate alluded to, just might attempt to pull a Kurt Cobain.
As in become grossly orverrated, especially by young people who don't know any better because they avoid reasoned thinking, choosing instead to believe any random douche who writes for Rolling Stone magazine?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (F5OMl)

264 Did Rush just say Obama just told an audience in NC today that if they loved him, they had to help him get this bill passed?? If that's true....lawdy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (ycuSb)

265 256 I heard my Jewish neighbor call the Chevy Volt "an overpriced pile of mole shit". It's the ovens for him. The solar ovens.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba
Is it possible to laud and denounce someone simultaneously? If so, this one qualifies. Well played sir.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:09 PM (6rX0K)
Jewish Mother thing???
(OK, I denounce myself).

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (NtXW4)

266 Btw, that spoof ad on Attack Watch is absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 01:12 PM (ycuSb)

267 261 Headline Nov 7, 2011: "Ace Slams Door on Dick"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (WUWb9)
eadline Nov 7, 2012" "Ace Slams Door on Dick"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 14, 2011 01:12 PM (WUWb9)

268 259 Oh, so everyone's a comedian, now, huh?
Posted by: AttackWatch at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (Zs83Q)
Yeah... knock it off.... I gotta make a livin ya know...

Posted by: Shecky Rimshot at September 14, 2011 01:12 PM (NtXW4)

269
attack watch.....i'd like to report the president for his part in the fast and furious operation and for misappropriating the stimulus money to solyndra when he had been aware that there financials wouldn't allow them to qualify for the $500 million dollar loan

i'd also like to report the president for eating cheese burgers, fries and drinking milk shakes..........

i'd also like to report the president for looking so unpresidential riding the womyn's bike while wearing mom jeansduring his vacation.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 14, 2011 01:14 PM (IpiZb)

270 Black red and white? Where have I seen those colors before. Maybe some other authoritarian symbolism?Not to nit pick but it was red black and gold, otherwise, knock yourselves out with the comparison because it is so fucking obvious. No wonder the Jews in NY-9 voted for the goy instead of one of their own. Who in their right mind would want a "kapo" in their midst

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 14, 2011 01:14 PM (H/MnC)

271 i'd also like to report the president for looking so unpresidential
riding the womyn's bike while wearing mom jeansduring his
vacation.......

_________________

C'mon kids. Obama's jeans are below the belt.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 01:15 PM (jeLTI)

272 264
Did Rush just say Obama just told an audience in NC today that if they
loved him, they had to help him get this bill passed?? If that's
true....lawdy.

Well, Jesus did said this to Peter - "if you love me, feed my lambs"..

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 01:16 PM (9hSKh)

273
Pimp My Bill

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 01:16 PM (OhYCU)

274 142 How do you say "Sieg Heil" in ebonics?

Seig Muther Fuggin Heil,.....B!!!

Posted by: A Bro at September 14, 2011 01:17 PM (2uovW)

275 I JUST TRIED TO LOG IN AND IT SAYS TWITTER IS OVER CAPACITY!! HAHAHA - is that normal? Or is that #attackwatch??

Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 01:17 PM (uw+0A)

276 Pimp my Hillary.

Posted by: Bill at September 14, 2011 01:18 PM (jeLTI)

277
...LOG INTO TWITTER...

Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 01:18 PM (uw+0A)

278 Dear AttackWatch,
There are videos of the president throwing a baseball like a girl. A totally unathletic girl. Obviously these videos of ourCy Youngof a president are a work of Fox News. I'd like to turn in Fox News, all the videos and the game of baseball

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 01:18 PM (1Jaio)

279 If President Bush had done this, whoa. Preznit Jugears? No problem.
I have to give conservatives credit for this: they respond with Nazi-like regimes with a sense of humor and laugh in their faces. This administration are collectively the biggest gardasil adverse reactions I have ever seen. Clueless.
The liberal Dems reaction to smears? Self-defecate.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 01:18 PM (baL2B)

280 RT @iowahawkblog I'm grateful to live in a country where the totalitarians are so hilariously inept. #attackwatch


Heh.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 01:19 PM (ycuSb)

281 I wonder what czar came up with this idea for attackwatch? He/she must have gone to Harvard.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 01:21 PM (baL2B)

282 264
Did Rush just say Obama just told an audience in NC today that if they
loved him, they had to help him get this bill passed?? If that's
true....lawdy.
The video

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 01:23 PM (o2lIv)

283 Dear Attackwatch,
I'm sure you'll appreciate the irony, with your name and all, but my supply of "business tools" was suddenly and cruelly cut off. Who can i report this injustice to?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:24 PM (326rv)

284 "Attack" is what partisans call "criticism."
Fun game: Note how often MFM label GOP criticism as "attacks" and Demcriticism as "criticism."

Posted by: CJ at September 14, 2011 01:25 PM (9KqcB)

285 Did Rush just say Obama just told an audience in NC today that if they loved him, they had to help him get this bill passed?? If that's true....lawdy.

Dear moronettes,

If you loved me, you would help me.............

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:25 PM (326rv)

286 attackwatch.

you need to check out another site i think is a stalking horse. fishy.gov

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 01:26 PM (h+qn8)

287 Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in every corpsman who didn't change his title to corpseman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 01:26 PM (1Jaio)

288 Miss80s....thanks. O.M.G.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 01:29 PM (ycuSb)

289 Grandma on Rush turning self in due to flipping off preznit's motorcade. I think she should plead guardasil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 01:39 PM (baL2B)

290 @289: Heard that. I think she should plead awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 01:42 PM (tqwMN)

291 Rock is supposed to be hard and solid, so liquid rock is a lying bastard and should not be trusted.

Posted by: Aruges at September 14, 2011 01:56 PM (MDchW)

292
In case anyone wants to help them out even more, you can volunteer to work on the attackwatch.com website here ->
http://tinyurl.com/65qghlg

Posted by: RichRif at September 14, 2011 01:59 PM (DomoK)

293 Rumor: President Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure
Fact: President Obama does not stutter and has never stuttered. However, a few times his teleprompter failed to scroll at the proper speed.

Posted by: Attack Watch at September 14, 2011 02:09 PM (A3zgF)

294
Weapons grade stupidity: they haz it.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at September 14, 2011 02:19 PM (1hM1d)

295 Snipped from a NYT article. Where oh where have I seen this poster's name before? LMAO..


bigin snip:
A Twitter user describing himself as “Dave in Texas” asked the organizers of AttackWatch: “How many people work there, and are those created jobs or just saved?

Posted by: skeeterbait at September 14, 2011 02:20 PM (hTkK/)

296 Yeah, because red on black is one of nature's signs that the animal is... cuddly.

It's almost like they don't know what they're doing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2011 02:48 PM (bxiXv)

297 "Yeah, because red on black is one of nature's signs that the animal is... cuddly. It's almost like they don't know what they're doing."
Either that or they're leaving a warning ... nah, they're not that honorable.

Posted by: rabidfox at September 14, 2011 04:12 PM (gaGdo)

298 Dave in Texas...lol. Magma on, man.

Posted by: Gem at September 14, 2011 07:30 PM (zw+pb)

299 There's a collegehumor.com video creator named Picnicface who narrates in an over the top style much like the linked video. He always has nonsequitors that don't make any sense, I'd imagine that's what the magma is about.

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