An Ace of Spades Commenter Has Something In Common With Bill Maher: The Onion Stole Their Jokes

Oh wait, the Onion didn't steal the Maher joke; they wrote it first.

Another difference: This joke is worth stealing.

I forget who first wrote it, but for a while I've been flogging a commenter's joke:

If only there were some sort of... natural mechanism to explain variations in the earth's temperature.

Such a hypothetical source would have be large, though: On the magnitude of our own sun.

Two weeks ago I spread the joke anew on Twitter.

I think the Onion noticed.

Thanks to gg.

Al Gore Yells And Curses, Still Sounds Really Really Gay: "Bullshit!"


Posted by: Ace at 09:17 PM



Comments

1 You expect us to talk??

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 08, 2011 09:20 PM (kUaEF)

2 We've been framed!

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2011 09:21 PM (BrlD9)

3 It was GATOR. GATOR cracks wise when he's not cracking skulls.

Posted by: GATOR at August 08, 2011 09:22 PM (ljuHV)

4 The joke is better when its shorter.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2011 09:22 PM (GULKT)

5 There's a recording of Gore cussing at the Aspen Institute. Very telling. What a huge manpigJERK

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 08, 2011 09:23 PM (wc/Br)

6 i'm amazed at the number of people who appear to be stealing from the comments section here

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2011 09:23 PM (BrlD9)

7 i'm amazed at thenumber of people who appear to be stealing from the
comments section here.


(sorry, couldn't helpit Garret)

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 08, 2011 09:26 PM (jucos)

8 Red Eye would be 20 minutes long without our comments.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 08, 2011 09:26 PM (ljuHV)

9 Haha, Al losing a gasket as his house-of-cards collapses around him is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

Share this reality, masseusefucker.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 08, 2011 09:27 PM (1W/cK)

10 i'm amazed at the number of people who appear to be stealing from the comments section here Cause y'all are funny and pithy, don't forget pithy.

Posted by: Snafu at August 08, 2011 09:27 PM (8d28r)

11 Ahhhhh, just cracked my first Pale Ale ...

How y'all doin'?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:27 PM (qiOph)

12
Al Gore is batshit crazy... no shit. Listen to that man talking and tell me he doesn't sounds like a rambling hobo.

And he was a couple hanging chads away from becoming president.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: dan-O at August 08, 2011 09:27 PM (BAjNF)

13 8 Red Eye would be 20 minutes long without our comments.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 08, 2011 09:26 PM (ljuHV)

It would known popularly as Brown Eye.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 08, 2011 09:27 PM (kUaEF)

14 Meh, that thing ain't nearly as hot as the Debt Star burning brightly in DC. That puppy can take the bark off a wallet at superluminal velocities.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 08, 2011 09:27 PM (ENKCw)

15 Anyone else weirdly ok with what's going on in this world? I am for some unknown reason.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 08, 2011 09:28 PM (jucos)

16
i'm amazed at the number of people who appear to be stealing from the comments section here

PLAGIARIST!!!!

Also, Al Gore.....historical footnote.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2011 09:28 PM (7utQ2)

17 >>15
Anyone else weirdly ok with what's going on in this world? I am for some unknown reason.


I hear ya.

Posted by: Satan at August 08, 2011 09:29 PM (ljuHV)

18 My third chakra loved it.

Posted by: SurferDoc at August 08, 2011 09:29 PM (STdkO)

19 There with ya, Truck Monkey ...

Uncommonly sanguine ... Oh? Don't mind me - I'm just toppin off a couple of PMags.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:29 PM (qiOph)

20 Ahhhhh, just cracked my first Pale Ale ...
I hope it was Sierra Nevada.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 08, 2011 09:29 PM (HUZDZ)

21 And he was a couple hanging chads away from becoming president.

Could be worse.

Posted by: Jay Carney at August 08, 2011 09:30 PM (4Kl5M)

22 Sierra Nevada indeed

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:30 PM (qiOph)

23 If God gives the joke to a Moron, it's meant to be spread far and wide.

Posted by: Moron Plagiarist at August 08, 2011 09:30 PM (Afbm3)

24 Also, Al Gore.....historical footnote. Posted by: Circa


More like the stuff stuck to the bottom of your shoe...

Posted by: beanervt at August 08, 2011 09:30 PM (kC57u)

25 Cause y'all are funny and pithy, don't forget pithy.

*nods*

Posted by: a brietbart at August 08, 2011 09:31 PM (GTbGH)

26 That recording had me saying "make it STOP" before I realized that I could, in fact, make it stop by clicking on the button.

And, my friends just texted me that I am, in fact, not the brainiest of commenters here, but they love all the rest of y'all's comments!

Posted by: Theresa at August 08, 2011 09:31 PM (Zgfnd)

27 21 And he was a couple hanging chads away from becoming president.


I was just a couple of hanging dingelberries away from the Coupe de Pork last night!

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 08, 2011 09:31 PM (kUaEF)

28 Reminiscent of the line from the Firesign Theater's Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers!

TV News Anchor: Huge ball of fire in East at daybreak... and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut. Good morning, those are the headlines. And now, the rumors behind the news.

Posted by: stuiec at August 08, 2011 09:31 PM (jwpp0)

29 14
Meh, that thing ain't nearly as hot as the Debt Star burning brightly in
DC. That puppy can take the bark off a wallet at superluminal
velocities.

If I wasn't a pathetic lawyer, I would have used this for an entry in the Powerline Prize contest. The idea, Debt Star, needs to be done!

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 08, 2011 09:31 PM (wc/Br)

30 11
Ahhhhh, just cracked my first Pale Ale ...

I'm on a Dreamy Cloud (of unfiltered sake).

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:32 PM (5H6zj)

31 15 Anyone else weirdly ok with what's going on in this world? I am for some unknown reason.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 08, 2011 09:28 PM (jucos)
Umm, hello? Check the name I post under. I am all sorts of fine with things. It is almost like we may have to destroy mostof the world in order to save it.

Posted by: Lord Humungus Wasteland Teahadi at August 08, 2011 09:33 PM (Yv6gq)

32 I spend, therefore I am. Let there be debt.

Posted by: debt star smart bomb at August 08, 2011 09:33 PM (GTbGH)

33 Yes, but is the sake warm?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:33 PM (qiOph)

34 hahahaha silly earthlings G2V65 has been our source of heat since forever. We understand one of you known as the Goracle who invented the internets and is all knowing and seeing regarding your climate. We want to examine and question him. We are sending a transport vehicle for his inquisition and anal probe in the near furure.

Posted by: Legal Alien at August 08, 2011 09:33 PM (A23u6)

35 If God gives the joke an STD to a Moron, it's meant to be spread far and wide*.
fify



*Like Gotham Princess' legs

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:34 PM (5H6zj)

36 Excuse me for a few, guys ... The pale ale seems to have unlodged a giant Mohammed.

This may get ugly.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:34 PM (qiOph)

37 And I want this bumpersnicker!

Posted by: Theresa at August 08, 2011 09:35 PM (Zgfnd)

38 33 Yes, but is the sake warm?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:33 PM (qiOph)

98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, the same as sushi properly served on a naked Japanese female ass.

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 08, 2011 09:35 PM (kUaEF)

39 Bill Maher proves that middle-aged potheads are no longer productive.

Posted by: teh wind at August 08, 2011 09:35 PM (GkYyh)

40 Off, barney!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 08, 2011 09:35 PM (kUaEF)

41 33
Yes, but is the sake warm?

Nah, I'm a cretin. Tonight it's chilled. We had udon soup tonight so I wanted something cool.


I did have a fun mixed drink with sake last weekend. Warm sake (unfiltered) with peach schnapps. Tastes like a boozy peach cobbler.

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:36 PM (5H6zj)

42 on a naked Japanese female ass.

Posted by: Barney Frank

OMG, Bwarney has come out of the out of the closet!

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (5H6zj)

43 They mostly come at night, mostly.

Posted by: SurferDoc at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (STdkO)

44 I steal witty shit from here all the time

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (i6RpT)

45 Holy Crap... Gore sounds like a total fag.. hahaha
not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp tea party terrorist at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (qjUnn)

46 I don't know if you're reading this thread, Ace, but another commenter at the HQ needs some attention. See here and after.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (oUG6f)

47 I did have a fun mixed drink with sake last weekend. Warm sake (unfiltered) with peach schnapps. Tastes like a boozy peach cobbler.
Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:36 PM (5H6zj)

Have some sushi...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (kUaEF)

48 All the really funny shit happens here.

Posted by: sifty at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (ECjvn)

49 Al Gore be so fat, the holes in his belt are demanding a recount.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 08, 2011 09:38 PM (KbEJl)

50 All the really funny shit happens here.
Posted by: sifty at August 08, 2011 09:37 PM (ECjvn)
LGF is funny too. It's just that they are not trrying to be funny..... which makes it even funnier. Kind of a mirth spiral.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 08, 2011 09:41 PM (jucos)

51 Is that really curious goin all aggro?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:41 PM (qiOph)

52 Ya know sometimes I can't wait for tomorrow so I can see how obama can fuck things up even worse?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:43 PM (i6RpT)

53 52 Ya know sometimes I can't wait for tomorrow so I can see how obama can fuck things up even worse?
Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:43 PM (i6RpT)

it really IS an amazing landslide of daily disaster with Obama, ain't it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 08, 2011 09:44 PM (kUaEF)

54 @51
Yes, it is.

"She's" been coming out of character a lot lately. Mask is completely off much of the time. Unfortunately, the "all lower case I'm a naive Independent searching for the truth in conservatism" act still catches well-meaning morons from time to time.

We need an FAQ section with an explanation of who some of the more egregious mobys and trolls are around here. I spend waaay too much time here and even I forget.

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:45 PM (5H6zj)

55
Al Gore served a rather indistinguished tour in Vietnam, but fortunately not in the Combat Arms. Mr, Gore was classified a 'reporter', and spent most of his time in base camp.

Also, the normal tour of duty for Army and Air Force personnel was 12 months, 13 months for the Marine Corp. Little Al miraculously was reassigned after a very tough 7 months. All returning to America in 7 months were either wounded requiring over 60 day rehabilitation, mental illness, wounded but within 60 days of normal rotation, or in a shiny metal box.

Al's father Senator Gore had his son reassigned to avoid the rigors of working as a typewriter maven. Oh Al, you combat tested bitch.


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 08, 2011 09:45 PM (Lt/Za)

56
Good grief, Al Gore was almost president.

Posted by: Dave at August 08, 2011 09:46 PM (HPcQF)

57 Wow.

Really, curious, did you just spew that shit? I was willing to ignore your stupid ass...but now?

Ace? WTF?

good gawd!

Posted by: jwm at August 08, 2011 09:46 PM (spEu4)

58 Saw this, sorry if somebody posted it: Obama downgraded from POTUS to POS.

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 08, 2011 09:47 PM (KbEJl)

59 This bothers me , I remember that thread . It was a regular . A moron with strong web-fu should be able to find who wrote this . It was a morning thread .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 08, 2011 09:47 PM (npr0X)

60 Ya know sometimes I can't wait for tomorrow so I can see how obama can fuck things up even worse?

In a world of increasingly vicious uncertainty, it's become the one thing we can count on. I hate him.

Posted by: Peaches at August 08, 2011 09:48 PM (XgAHH)

61 46 thanks andy, saved me from a bleg
its one thing to attack us catholics as a group, another to attack the moronettes in some stupid high school i'm prettier than you skit..
that was straight cold

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 09:48 PM (R7NIt)

62
If God gives the joke to a Moron, it's meant to be spread far and wide repeated and repeated by the Horde ad nauseum.





FIFY



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2011 09:48 PM (9Lm5R)

63 how long has curious been around. I only started commenting a month or so ago, so I don't know her history.

I do note that she typically jumps from position to position, and I knew that some of the reg ladies here had a beef with her just recently ...

What don't I know?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:49 PM (qiOph)

64 I'm just terribly embarrassed for having defended IT in the past.

I'm such a sucker.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 08, 2011 09:49 PM (SB0V2)

65 23
If God gives the joke to a Moron, it's meant to be spread far and wide.
Therefore, we are doing the Good Lord's work.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 08, 2011 09:50 PM (sQboq)

66 What don't I know?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:49 PM (qiOph)
Do you know who is on first?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:50 PM (i6RpT)

67 What don't I know?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:49 PM (qiOph)
She's been around for well over a year. She's always been kind of dumb in her postings but she shit the bed with Bin Laden's death. Declaring only New Yorkers get to decide on seeing the photos, and only New York suffered on 9/11, and only New Yorkers remember 9/11. A bunch of bullshit like that.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (GULKT)

68 58 Obama downgraded from POTUS to POS
consider that shit stolen and turned into a bumper sticker

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (R7NIt)

69 66

Who. What do I win?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (qiOph)

70 What do I win?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (qiOph)
Second Base

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (i6RpT)

71
Damn. Sorry for the formatting fail.


The cat lady has been around for years, if I remember correctly. But it's time for da hammer, if you ask me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (9Lm5R)

72 We need to be saved from plastic water bottles encircling the earth!!!

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (eNbP/)

73 Bill Maher proves that middle-aged potheads are no longer productive.
That dwarf lacks the coolness even to be a stoner.

He is yet another 8th grade locker escapee that seems to constitute the entire universe of fellow travelers of you know who.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (7utQ2)

74 Whoah, Al Gore screeching like a fishwife.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (EmQvy)

75 good gawd, if curious hasn't gone wayyyyyyy beyond the bounds on her last comments, then no one should be banned from here.

Curious? You are beyond contemptuous.

Posted by: jwm at August 08, 2011 09:53 PM (spEu4)

76 @64
Nah, you're just good-hearted.

She had a pretty effective schtick going for quite a while, but she couldn't maintain it.

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 09:53 PM (5H6zj)

77 63 how long has curious been around. I only started commenting a month or so ago, so I don't know her history.

I do note that she typically jumps from position to position, and I knew that some of the reg ladies here had a beef with her just recently ...

What don't I know?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:49 PM (qiOph)

1) A long time.
2) Not just recently.
3) Too much to explain.

Suffice it to say there is some bad blood, it ain't just the ladies, and curious is *far* from an innocent victim. She's aggressed on people pretty classlessly and then plays victim.

I used to defend her record until she started the whole "jealous old people / dumb bitch / no one outside New York matters" shit.

For a long time she was just a slightly gormless regular commenter, but she's been getting more and more tetchy recently.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 09:54 PM (bxiXv)

78 All returning to America in 7 months were either wounded requiring over
60 day rehabilitation, mental illness, wounded but within 60 days of
normal rotation, or in a shiny metal box.

...so Gore's got a mental illness? Not really news, I guess. I saw him speak live days before the the 2000 election, and he's a fucking megalomaniac. I mean, he made Clinton look self-effacing.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 08, 2011 09:54 PM (0vDuM)

79 If I wasn't a pathetic lawyer, I would have used this for an entry in the Powerline Prize contest. The idea, Debt Star, needs to be done!
Scene: Center of Bespin, during The Empire Strikes Back. A freshly de-handed Luke is hanging over the bottomless pit, as Darth Vader speaks:
VADER: No. I am your father! (Kooo-kheee)
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible!
V: (Koo-khee) Search your feelings! You know it to be true! Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
L: Wait... You're hiring? Now?
V: Yes. I can start you part time, thirteen dollars an hour. (khoo-khee)
L: Really? That's awesome! See, I've been trying to find a job for...
V: (koo-khee) I'm also going to need you to cosign a loan. (koo-khee)
L: A loan? Um, okay... For what?
V: We're having trouble financing our new Death Star. (Koo-khee)

Posted by: Secundus at August 08, 2011 09:54 PM (jUFEy)

80 Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (GULKT)

Gotcha ... yeah, the whole "we we the ones that got attacked" frame of mind. I was right across the Potomac when the Pentagon was hit. I heard about it from someone via IM, then walked to the west side of the building and sure enough.

Never got that whole "it was us and only us" vibe coming from NYC.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:54 PM (qiOph)

81 The bitch went into the dead SEAL thread and posted this to me (and later mentioned how men like my husband are unhappy to be married to women like me):

173
Nice, aren't you lovely. I feel sorry for your only child. He has you as a mother and your only claim to fame is HIS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY, NOT YOUR SERVICE JANE, HIS SERVICE.



Posted by: curious, your favorite poster and you know it.... at August 08, 2011 09:21 PM (k1rwm)

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 08, 2011 09:54 PM (UOM48)

82 Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (i6RpT)

What.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:55 PM (qiOph)

83 70 What do I win?
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (qiOph)
Second Base
Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:52 PM (i6RpT)

What is on second.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 09:55 PM (bxiXv)

84 I used to defend her record until she started the whole "jealous old
people / dumb bitch / no one outside New York matters" shit.

She's been shitting all over people who live outside New York City since I lived in Syracuse, which was over a year ago...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 08, 2011 09:55 PM (0vDuM)

85 Oh I don't know, it seems to me that Jane was spoiling for a fight with It, It came along and posted a perfectly innocuous link to a story about the dead in Afghanistan, and Jane started the shitstorm herself.

Not that I don't get a kick out of the daily Curious Catfights, but come ON, with all the attention It receives even when It isn't here, no wonder It sticks around.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 08, 2011 09:56 PM (7OOWS)

86 Nice one, Ace! I had the CA Supreme Court adopt a couple of nuggets I used in a brief. Quite flattering.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2011 09:56 PM (4ifC+)

87 V: We're having trouble financing our new Death Star. (Koo-khee)

Posted by: Secundus at August 08, 2011 09:54 PM (jUFEy)

That's not funny.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 09:56 PM (bxiXv)

88 83 What is on second.
i am, wearing a thong and holding some raw bacon

ewwwwwwwww, even i threw up a little over that visual

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 09:57 PM (R7NIt)

89 85
Oh I don't know, it seems to me that Jane was spoiling for a fight with
It, It came along and posted a perfectly innocuous link to a story about
the dead in Afghanistan, and Jane started the shitstorm herself

You're full of crap..



Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 08, 2011 09:57 PM (UOM48)

90
The Goreacle isn't just crazy, he's a fucking coward. Based on the times I've seen him on CSPAN, he's one of the few authors that NEVER does a Q&A after pimping his books.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2011 09:57 PM (9Lm5R)

91 What.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 09:55 PM (qiOph)
Yes, Second base

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 09:57 PM (i6RpT)

92 Obama downgraded from POTUS to POS
consider that shit stolen and turned into a bumper sticker
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 09:51 PM (R7NIt)
Let me know what site you are selling them on. You can use the proceeds to finance your campaign.
Instapundit has a pretty good President Downgrade sticker too.

Posted by: robtr at August 08, 2011 09:58 PM (MtwBb)

93
#81, so glad you didn't leave "for good!" Don't any of yez let that worthless POS drive you away, hear me?!?!?

The devil's busy preparing her a room with a nice little rock pile right now, I'm sure, and a teensy, tinsy pickaxe.

Posted by: Theresa at August 08, 2011 09:58 PM (Zgfnd)

94 ewwwwwwwww, even i threw up a little over that visual

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 09:57 PM (R7NIt)

My Sith training allows me to *not* visualize terrible things.

Helen Thomas wearing nothing but baby oil.

See? Nothing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 09:59 PM (bxiXv)

95 Just because all my investments have gone to hell, I'm not that bad off, really.
Wild Turkey rye and Kroger club soda, no ice. Could be worse.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 08, 2011 09:59 PM (btzPD)

96
Hong Kong spot gold up $29.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 08, 2011 10:00 PM (Lt/Za)

97 Al Gore Yells And Curses, Still Sounds Really Really Gay:

HAHAHA..I swear that was Randall. I kept expecting him to go off about Honey Badger

Posted by: beedubya at August 08, 2011 10:00 PM (AnTyA)

98 ace....this is your place and i'm glad you let me snark on here but honestlly.....the idiot known as curious is a troll....it ruins EVERY FUCKING THREAD it posts on....it has threatened in the past to nark on posters here to the govt during the lefts attack on "rhetoric" she has gone after jane repeatedly with personal attacks against her parenting.....it now has "friends" "monitoring" your site for "nazi" posters......it's a troll, it's insane and it should be banned.....it is reminiscent of the NAZI YOUTH....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 08, 2011 10:00 PM (eOXTH)

99 Jane - don't know that I've interacted with you much but that does seem to me to be beyond the pale.

Thanks for your sacrifice and that of your husband. My thanks, moreover, for your son's service. He's a hero.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 10:00 PM (qiOph)

100 92 hmmmm, let me see if i can do it legally, good idea
i wonder if i can take the title Exalted Great Lord Senator Joe

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 10:00 PM (R7NIt)

101 I have no problem claiming this for myself:

http://minx.cc/?post=256589


Posted by: tachyonshuggy at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (DZcRU)

102 What is on second.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 09:55 PM (bxiXv)

Right.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (qiOph)

103 Sarah Palin has a new post on FB. She knows what time it is. Read on to the end. http://tinyurl.com/3rbwejb

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (A23u6)

104 i'll donate $50. right now if it gets banned......anyone want to match my donation?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (eOXTH)

105 @85
I disagree.

Everyone, including curious, knows Jane's situation. There is no excuse to go near that line if you can avoid it. And there's really no excuse to do it on a thread about dead servicemen.

We all piss each other off accidentally from time to time. Well, maybe not all of us, but I know I have stepped in it. But pushing those buttons -- or pushing Dave's buttons over the housing crisis today as "Dianne" did -- just out of spite is inexcusable, particularly when the commenter has not earned an iota of good will from the group.

Just my two cents.

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 10:02 PM (5H6zj)

106 Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (qiOph)

Do you know what we are talking about?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 10:02 PM (i6RpT)

107 wonder if i can take the title Exalted Great Lord Senator Joe
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 10:00 PM (R7NIt)
Yeah, Obama isn't in the senate anymore.

Posted by: robtr at August 08, 2011 10:02 PM (MtwBb)

108 Yeah, about Al Gore? Don't look at us. Never heard of him.

Posted by: Mayan DOOMsayers at August 08, 2011 10:02 PM (p2IBw)

109 Sarah Palin has a new post on FB. She knows what time it is.

AHOY!

Posted by: PALINISTO! at August 08, 2011 10:02 PM (BrlD9)

110 tachyonshuggy was the guy

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2011 10:03 PM (GTbGH)

111 94 dude!!! don't type that
i would sign up for the training but then if i was bad i would be punished by wtr......wait....whoa
SIGN ME UP!!!!
(looks over shoulder....nope, she's not home yet)

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 10:03 PM (R7NIt)

112 Steal away, navycop but I get a free one!

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 08, 2011 10:03 PM (KbEJl)

113 London is burning the fuck down and CNN hasn't said a word about it.

Posted by: robtr at August 08, 2011 10:04 PM (MtwBb)

114 if the commerce around here is to bein 'good will', i'm fucked

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2011 10:04 PM (BrlD9)

115 and of course, he stepped up and my google-fu was wasted.

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2011 10:04 PM (GTbGH)

116
London is burning the fuck down and CNN hasn't said a word about it.





It'll stay that way until the mob oversteps and burns a mosque......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2011 10:05 PM (9Lm5R)

117 LONDON'S BURNING

Posted by: the CLASH at August 08, 2011 10:05 PM (BrlD9)

118 Al Gore uses words and concepts but he either deliberately or through stupidity simply uses them wrong.

We don't have a shared reality because Al lies, a *lot*, has been caught lying, exposed, and caught hyping terrible economic policies and shell games that have made him personally wealthy. None of that matters, he just keeps repeating the same discredited story.

He and his have been *caught* falsifying data, and a *lot* of people *not* taking any mystery bribes from evil oil companies have looked at the *actual* data, where his partners have not been hiding the raw data, and called "bullshit" on him.

No wonder he's angry, his fraud is being exposed.

That's what it's called when you lie to people for financial gain, Al. Fraud.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 10:05 PM (bxiXv)

119 London is burning the fuck down and CNN hasn't said a word about it.
Posted by: robtr at August 08, 2011 10:04 PM (MtwBb)

Welcome to my world

Posted by: Hermann Goring at August 08, 2011 10:06 PM (i6RpT)

120 @114
Well, I don't know how to phrase it, but I hope you know what I mean.

She who won't be named (no, the other one) has never brought anything to the table. Not interesting facts. Not compelling opinions. Not even a decent joke.

You bring teh recipes! ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at August 08, 2011 10:06 PM (5H6zj)

121 Do you know what we are talking about?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 10:02 PM (i6RpT)

Baseball,right?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 10:06 PM (qiOph)

122 i'll donate $50. right now if it gets banned......anyone want to match my donation?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (eOXTH)
Banned for life? Hell, yeah. But, y'all, we know Ace doesn't read the comments (or many of the posts, lol). We need to do an email campaign. Every subject line needs to read the same ("Ban Curious, Make Fifty Bucks" or whatever the group decides, I don't care). Whatya say, guys?

Posted by: Peaches at August 08, 2011 10:06 PM (XgAHH)

123 Baseball,right?

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 10:06 PM (qiOph)

Abbott and Costello had a comedy routine "Who's on First"

The names given in the routine for the players at each position are:
First Base: Who
Second Base: What
Third Base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center field: Because
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today
Shortstop: I Don't Care/I Don't Give a Darn/I Don't Give a Damn
The name of the shortstop is not given until the very end of the routine, and the right fielder is never identified. In the Selchow and Righter board game, the right fielder's name is "Nobody".[5]
At one point in the routine, Costello thinks that Naturally is the first baseman:
Abbott: You throw the ball to first base.
Costello: Then who gets it?
Abbott: Naturally.
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Now you've got it.
Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You don't! You throw it to Who!
Costello: Naturally.
Abbott: Well, that's itsay it that way.
Costello: That's what I said.
Abbott: You did not.
Costello: I said I throw the ball to Naturally.
Abbott: You don't! You throw it to Who!
Costello: Naturally.

Posted by: Hermann Goring at August 08, 2011 10:08 PM (i6RpT)

124
He's a fucking commie labor MP's take on the looting and burning.



Reaping what has been sown over 3 decades of creating grotesquely unequal society,with alienated young copying ethos of looting bankers.less than a minute agojohnmcdonnellMP

Posted by: robtr at August 08, 2011 10:08 PM (MtwBb)

125 shit sock off

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 08, 2011 10:09 PM (i6RpT)

126
To all the family members of service members, thank you for YOUR service! About 100 years ago, as a unit commander, I made sure to mention the sacrifices of immediate family and extended family members. Lives disrupted, loved ones missed, holidays missed, care packages sent, etc. So to all you family members out there your support makes our service men and women even more effective! THANKS!!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 08, 2011 10:09 PM (WUWb9)

127 brb going down to the crack house to earn some money for razors haven't shaved my pits for months and Levon like me all smooth

Posted by: curious cunt at August 08, 2011 10:11 PM (A23u6)

128 124 Muhahahaha!!

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2011 10:11 PM (eNbP/)

129 dear sarah palin,
have my kids please

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2011 10:11 PM (R7NIt)

130 Posted by: Hermann Goring at August 08, 2011 10:08 PM (i6RpT)

I had NOOO idea ...

Dude.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at August 08, 2011 10:13 PM (qiOph)

131 *shakes my head at complete and utter contempt @ curious regarding its comments to Jane*

I can't believe that is allowed to happen after all the sanctimonious bannings here.

Thank you and your's, Jane, for you diligence and service to our country.

UNDEAD? Have you been watching all of the slams that the D'oh family has been getting from "curious" , from the get go? Good gawd man, if you don't see that?! You need to lay off the fuckin' whaterver it is you are on, for awhile!

Gawd!

Posted by: jwm at August 08, 2011 10:15 PM (spEu4)

132 You need to lay off the fuckin' whaterver it is you are on, for awhile!

Gawd!
Posted by: jwm at August 08, 2011 10:15 PM (spEu4)

That's the new way of the world, don't you know. Whatever is most annoying, people do that. Because it makes them feel like they have power without having to do anything hard.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 08, 2011 10:19 PM (bxiXv)

133 I'm just a lurker Peaches, and by gawd , I would contribute $50 to get that shit stain banished from this world of Ace of Spades. gaaaaaaaaaaa what a human smear stain that one is!

Posted by: jwm at August 08, 2011 10:20 PM (spEu4)

134 Banned for life? Hell, yeah. But, y'all, we know Ace doesn't read the
comments (or many of the posts, lol). We need to do an email campaign

Oh, I dunno Breitbart will tell him....or the RedEye crew

Posted by: beedubya at August 08, 2011 10:21 PM (AnTyA)

135 Jane. I agree undead is full of shit. Not only for that comment but for everyone he makes.

Posted by: Ronster at August 08, 2011 10:24 PM (Oz+gx)

136
That's the new way of the world, don't you know. Whatever is most
annoying, people do that. Because it makes them feel like they have
power without having to do anything hard.


I s'pose so, Sir...that just pissed me off.

I'm usually just a quiet lurker, enjoying the camaraderie and good nature of the 'rons and 'rettes around here, but by gawd if that didn't raise my hackles!





Posted by: jwm at August 08, 2011 10:27 PM (spEu4)

137 Sarah Palin has a new post on FB. She knows what time it is. Read on to the end.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 08, 2011 10:01 PM (A23u6)

Fuckin - A....
At the risk of people like Jeffy B and Ace going all apeshit, it just really pisses me off that so many allegedly on the side of fiscal, economic, and political sanity go out of their way to trash her.She really has been talking about this shit for the past couple of years

Posted by: beedubya at August 08, 2011 10:29 PM (AnTyA)

138 Jane: I love you and yours. May God bless and protect all of you.

Posted by: CMU VET at August 08, 2011 10:34 PM (g34Cl)

139
>>104 i'll donate $50. right now if it gets banned......anyone want to match my donation?

Gladly. She went too far. There was another troll who got banned for vile comments to Jane. Can you name 'it'??

Posted by: SiM at August 08, 2011 10:52 PM (1rflU)

140 89 85 Oh I don't know, it seems to me that Jane was spoiling for a fight with It, It came along and posted a perfectly innocuous link to a story about the dead in Afghanistan, and Jane started the shitstorm herselfYou're full of crap..
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 08, 2011 09:57 PM (UOM4
If so, can you please explain what exactly was so offensive about herposting that link? It certainly doesn't seem to warrant such a reaction to theaverage observer.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 08, 2011 10:54 PM (nEMLy)

141 If u ignore her she will go away. Nothing feeds a troll like attention.

Posted by: I'll take How To Save 50 Bucks for $300 Alex at August 08, 2011 11:00 PM (E8oYF)

142
Wait, so now we just ban people who come in here and start shit? Really. So is this like some kind of big clique in crowd same side circle jerk, or is this a group of fucking adults? Start whining to the daddy to ban that other girl cuz we don't like her.
WTF? That's some leftard shit. If you hate her, here'sa hint: ignore her ass. For fuck's sake, it's god damn sick.
"Look how much better we are than those stupid lefties and LGF fags!"
"Oh, someone said something I don't like! Daddy ban them!"

Posted by: flashoverride at August 08, 2011 11:07 PM (8JPcC)

143 142
Wait, so now we just ban people who come in here and start shit? Really. So is this like some kind of big clique in crowd same side circle jerk, or is this a group of fucking adults? Start whining to the daddy to ban that other girl cuz we don't like her.
WTF? That's some leftard shit. If you hate her, here's a hint: ignore her ass. For fuck's sake, it's god damn sick.
"Look how much better we are than those stupid lefties and LGF fags!"
" Oh, someone said something I don't like! Daddy ban them!"
Posted by: flashoverride at August 08, 2011 11:07 PM (8JPcC)
Uh she's been spewing her crap for quite sometime and I really think that this might be the first time anyone is calling for her banning besides questioning her not being banned for posting gay porn.

Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2011 11:14 PM (GULKT)

144 Look how the Onion treated this joke like it treated the Afterbirther joke..

This is prominent but the afterbirther joke was an afterthought..

Posted by: Dave C at August 08, 2011 11:19 PM (QndMO)

145
"Uh she's been spewing her crap for quite sometime"
Another way of saying spewing her crap is "voicing her opinion", as dumb or misguided or as fucked up as it may be perceived to be.
"and I really think that this might be the first time anyone is calling for her banning besides questioning her not being banned for posting gay porn."
Well if she posted porn and that violates ToS or ace's internal rules, then fuck her. That's different than "she said something I don't like".

Posted by: flashoverride at August 08, 2011 11:23 PM (8JPcC)

146 London is burning the fuck down and CNN hasn't said a word about it.
They're too busy ignoring the American black flash mobs to report on it.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2011 11:30 PM (oUG6f)

147 Test

Posted by: DPR VIII at August 08, 2011 11:54 PM (4XUD3)

148
I had a special musical message picked out for curious but the damn insert hyperlink linky won't work.
Jane, Semper Fidelis.
curious, this is for you: http://tinyurl.com/4ycora7

Posted by: DPR VIII at August 08, 2011 11:58 PM (4XUD3)

149 "I really think that this might be the first time anyone is calling for her banning besides questioning her not being banned for posting gay porn."



Guys or chicks? I only ask because there may be a precedent.

Posted by: VRWC Agent at August 09, 2011 12:01 AM (JXaAZ)

150 Is there some internet place where individual posters can find their own Ace of Spades Iota of Good Will. I'm thinking I may have to use mine if I've got any.

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Posted by: jason at August 09, 2011 10:37 AM (1a9yG)

154 ~ cough ~

I think I posted the "some natural mechanism, like - say - the Sun" quip in the comments.

That particular phrasing is ace's.

~ cough ~

no attribution necessary.

I exist to serve.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 09, 2011 01:35 PM (h6mPj)

155 Banned for life? Hell, yeah. But, y'all, we know Ace doesn't read the comments (or many of the posts, lol). We need to do an email campaign. Every subject line needs to read the same ("Ban Curious, Make Fifty Bucks" or whatever the group decides, I don't care). Whatya say, guys?
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