Amy Bishop Charged in 2002 IHOP Pancake Rage Incident

I am speechless:

In March, 2002, Bishop walked into an International House of Pancakes in Peabody with her family, asked for a booster seat for one of her children, and learned the last seat had gone to another mother.

Bishop, according to a police report, strode over to the other woman, demanded the seat and launched into a profanity-laced rant.

When the woman would not give the seat up, Bishop punched her in the head, all the while yelling "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP."

....

Yep. Dial tone. Speechless.

Thanks to @SarahWW.

Later: Neighbor of the Beast recounts his years living next to I AM DR. AMY BISHOP in The Shadow Over Ipswich.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 10:59 PM



Comments

1 ...I seriously thought that was a joke. Wow.

Posted by: JT at February 16, 2010 11:02 PM (UBvS/)

2 Bishop punched her in the head, all the while yelling "I am Dr. Amy Bishop."

I AM SPARTACUS!

Posted by: Spartacus (Maybe) at February 16, 2010 11:02 PM (0NUgH)

3 This woman's net body count has to be higher than four.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 16, 2010 11:02 PM (WGIbt)

4 She sounds perfect, I cannot for the life of me understand why she had to wait to get tenure. People like Ayers get tenure just for applying to the job, and she has to wait? Just unbelievable, I can see why she went went all Harvard on those people now.

Posted by: astonerii at February 16, 2010 11:03 PM (DFbhp)

5
And she didn't get tenure? Weird.

Posted by: right at February 16, 2010 11:03 PM (EquV1)

6 Did she top it off by screaming, "State Senator Obama is God and King"?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 11:03 PM (2qU2d)

7 Let her finish her waffles, dammit!

Posted by: Rep. Delahunt at February 16, 2010 11:04 PM (2qU2d)

8 "Pancake Rage Incident" is a lesser-known GnR album.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2010 11:05 PM (0NUgH)

9 Here's an angle I haven't heard mentioned yet: GRADE APPEALS.

Seriously, I bet 1/5th of her class appeals their grades, minimum. I feel kinda' badly for whoever is stuck picking up the rest of her teaching load this semester.

Posted by: Y-not at February 16, 2010 11:06 PM (X69zM)

10 I AM DR. AMY BISHOP

Posted by: That's Just The Way It Is at February 16, 2010 11:08 PM (5I0Yr)

11 The Crazies. Expect a lot of Marxist meltdowns in the next year.

Posted by: Salem at February 16, 2010 11:08 PM (86rbG)

12 Lefty womyn and pancakes. We go together like pancakes and syrup

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM (sYxEE)

13 What the bloody fuck...

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM (0HdbA)

14 Don't make a maniac out of me.

Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM (5I0Yr)

15 "demanded (sh*t) and launched into a profanity-laced rant."
Ummm, this is the liberal ass-hat Progressive way isn't it?

Posted by: Skye at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM (HwMXR)

16 I would think that Fox has enough to do a really good magazine on this.

Posted by: mghorning at February 16, 2010 11:11 PM (xWaJI)

17 Where's my fuckin' syrup. Put me some fuckin' knowledge in here.

Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 11:11 PM (5I0Yr)

18 Sounds like she put that booster seat hogging woman on notice.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 16, 2010 11:11 PM (0HdbA)

19 I think we are pretty close to solving the Ripper murders right now.

Posted by: real joe at February 16, 2010 11:12 PM (WjerO)

20 Tell it to Satan, bitch. I'm sure he will be impressed.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2010 11:12 PM (lQT2m)

21 Oh my, she sounds like DH's ex.

Posted by: Mrs. Compton at February 16, 2010 11:12 PM (NaJ/S)

22 asked for a booster seat for one of her children
I don't buy it. The booster seat was for her husband, who sat quietly in the corner, sucking his thumb, as his crazy-ass wife went ape-shit. He hears that "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP, DAMMIT!" line around the house all the time, so he didn't think much of it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 16, 2010 11:12 PM (A46hP)

23
Where do you work after Amy Bishop bites you in your leg?

IHOP



Thank you. Be sure to tip your waitress, unless she's Amy Bishop, then you should just run.

Posted by: right at February 16, 2010 11:13 PM (EquV1)

24 Pretty wild stuff.....unless it's 3 in the morning, then that's pretty typical behavior at an IHOP.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at February 16, 2010 11:13 PM (xIqkW)

25 Holy Ball Dipping Tapioca Pudding Batman

Posted by: blindgoose at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (hZOQ8)

26 Thank you. Be sure to tip your waitress, unless she's Amy Bishop, then you should just run hop.

fify

Posted by: Y-not at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (X69zM)

27 Don't know if it's been said before, but this reminds me of Fort Hood. Tons of warning signs but nobody does anything because they are a protected class. PC will get us all killed.

Posted by: Brass at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (IlRty)

28 Why are you morons still harping on this nontroversy? I've moved on, it happened, the poor SCIENTIST was tormented by white supremacists in Alabama and lashed out.

What did that other breeder woman ever do for the world? How dare she think she had more right to that baby seat than a SCIENTIST!!

I've done some research, and that other woman was seen standing next to a car with a Ron Paul sticker, and I hear she said nice things about Glen Beck

She's bad crazy, and Bishop had every right to beat her

I know, because I CJ, am the foremost expert on Beating Bishops

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (sYxEE)

29 Co-starring Tim Roth as Ringo.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (OdlYh)

30 And I shant stop rippin' 'em until me pancakes is served.

Posted by: aMy BisHop at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (2qU2d)

31 Never mind the pancakes. I'm on my third bag of popcorn. I'm gonna need more.

Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (BHHvf)

32 What is it about liberalism that makes people into rage-aholic, socialist, serial murdering, terrorists?

/Talking Points Memo style
/Salon.com style

Posted by: Iskandar at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (/o58C)

33 Once the woman was informed that she was DR AMY BISHOP, she should have surrendered the seat

IHOP acted stupidly

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (sYxEE)

34 She yells that out during coitus too.

Posted by: James Anderson at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (0NUgH)

35 The MSM will be all over this, right? Right? Right?

Posted by: Captain Naive at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (iBzKc)

36 Amy Bishop's real Mama was Leona Helmsley .

Posted by: Sparky at February 16, 2010 11:17 PM (r0u40)

37 This chick is nuttier than squirrel-shit.

Posted by: Sekhmet at February 16, 2010 11:17 PM (bKGdf)

38 34
She yells that out during coitus too.

We have a winner!!! doubleplusgood to Mr. Anderson.

Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 11:17 PM (BHHvf)

39 Wickedly funny headline. I laughed and now I feel laden with guilt. Pancake rage is the most frightening kind of rage.

Posted by: Daisy at February 16, 2010 11:17 PM (T0ga9)

40 This happened in March of 2002? And who was president in March of 2002? Hmmmmm?

Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questions</a at February 16, 2010 11:19 PM (5I0Yr)

41 March 2002? C'mon, people! We all know who's really at fault for her pancake rage ... she was clearly driven to madness by President Bush's policy on Afghanistan.

In fact, back then, you'd have to be nuts not to go around sucker-punching random moms over booster seats, am I right?

Posted by: Phinn at February 16, 2010 11:19 PM (GiUTT)

42 Deadwood Pancakes

Posted by: Swin Jin! at February 16, 2010 11:19 PM (SwkdU)

43 Speaking of pancakes, "I am Rachel Corrie."

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (oUV+Q)

44 When the woman would not give her haleth care up, Barack Obama punched her in the head, all the while yelling "I AM PRESIDENT OBAMA."

FTFY

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (bgcml)

45 This is turning into a 'Most Likely to Kill Buckwheat' skit. What's next? She was kicked out of a supermarket express lane for having too many items soshe proceeded tostab a grocery manager with her car keys? Jesus H, start digging up her backyard...

Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (vSncj)

46 What that bitch really needed was to run into some chick who wouldn't put up with her shit. And just whomped the shit outta her. I mean a real sit-down ass kikkin'. Might have cooled her jets a tad.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (lQT2m)

47 I'm starting to think shemay havean anger management issue.

Posted by: antimatter at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (gbCNS)

48 We are ALL Dr.Amy Bishop.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (MaqIC)

49 I AM RICK JAMES, BITCH!

Posted by: enoxo at February 16, 2010 11:22 PM (uSlES)

50 Speaking of pancakes, "I am Rachel Corrie."

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:21 PM (oUV+Q)

Yeah, that's not so funny. I KILL YOU

Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at February 16, 2010 11:22 PM (bgcml)

51 Always announce your name at a crime scene. Be sure to use any titles you may have. It sounds more authoritative.

Posted by: zombie Johnnie Cochran at February 16, 2010 11:23 PM (SwkdU)

52 That kind of shit is going to play real well in an Alabama state prison for the next 30-50 years.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 16, 2010 11:23 PM (a5ljo)

53 Pancake rage is the most frightening kind of rage.
Tell me about it. Oh, and f#ck you, TexasZionistJooooo. You joke-stealing oppressor.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:23 PM (2qU2d)

54 34 She yells that out during coitus too.
You noticed that too? Weird... Between the hollering and her wildy swinging a chef's knife, it can be tough to maintain an erection.

Posted by: Countrysquire at February 16, 2010 11:23 PM (0HdbA)

55
Do you realize the power that phrase has now?
From now on: I am Dr. Amy Bishop and I gets me some extra fries... at no charge.

Posted by: right at February 16, 2010 11:24 PM (EquV1)

56 Don't know if it's been said before, but this
reminds me of Fort Hood. Tons of warning signs but nobody does
anything because they are a protected class. PC will get us all killed.

Posted by: Brass at February 16, 2010 11:14 PM (IlRty)
And one thing I’d like to point out is that the system worked. Everybody played an important role here

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (bgcml)

57 Somehow the last thing this nutjob needed was MORE massive sugar intake from maple syrup

I wonder what a nutty lefty professor was doing having breakfast in a fast food restaurant that serves high cholesterol pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausage.


Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (sYxEE)

58 "I am Gail Folliard."

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (oUV+Q)

59 The scary thing is that she yelled this at her kids, too.

Posted by: antimatter at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (gbCNS)

60 Evil bitch either gets the stray dog put down in Alabam, or gets killed in the slammer for her big stupid mouth. Either way, win.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (lQT2m)

61 I think I'll try this next time I try to get a handgun through airport security. "I'm DR. AMY BISHOP Motherfucker!"

Posted by: Anonymoose at February 16, 2010 11:25 PM (ZgvjV)

62 How did this lunatic ever even reach the position of being considered for tenure? I know employers who pass on job candidates for having poor credit, much less assault charges. Jaheezus I got into the wrong line of work.

Posted by: 4thagenerationBuck at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (oxLDq)

63 The other woman went home and told her friends.
THAT BROAD WENT ALL AMY BISHOP ME!!
DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!!!!

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (MaqIC)

64 44 When the woman would not give her haleth care up, Barack Obama punched
her in the head, all the while yelling "I AM PRESIDENT OBAMA."

When I saw this I misread it as "...Obama punched her in the back of the head..." and I immediately started thinking that Captain Zero was into the Donkey Punch.

Boy, this thread is just getting weirder and weirder. Excellent.

Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (BHHvf)

65 The Crazies. Expect a lot of Marxist meltdowns in the next year.

Posted by: Salem at February 16, 2010 11:08 PM (86rbG)
Dude - my SUV, your bloggers. ITS ON!

Posted by: Some State Dept flunkie at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (bgcml)

66 I, for one, would immediately surrender a booster seat to Dr. Amy Bishop, no questions asked.
Noooo Problemo Ma'am!

Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (WDqnN)

67 52 That kind of shit is going to play real well in an Alabama state prison for the next 30-50 years.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at February 16, 2010 11:23 PM (a5ljo)
Alabama ain't New York. That loony bitch is wormfood.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:27 PM (oUV+Q)

68 Mr. Anderson, dressed in a red shirt and blue-plaid pajama pants, spoke to The Chronicle in the foyer of his home while his children sang karaoke in another room. Ms. Bishop and their children are musically inclined, he said. He said the mood of the children was up and down, but it was particularly bad "when the sun goes down." vampires?
Mr. Anderson said he had been able to speak with his wife only briefly by telephone. Amy asked him whether her chidren had done their homework.

Posted by: Granny Jan at February 16, 2010 11:28 PM (WZJHV)

69 THAT BROAD WENT ALL AMY BISHOP ME!! DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!!!! Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:26 PM (MaqIC)

Everybody knows you never go full Dr Amy Bishop.


Posted by: Kirk Lazarus at February 16, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml)

70 Sounds like there were lots of enablers along the way...BTW, what the fuck is her husband's story? Is the guy some kind of masochistic freak with an ugliness fetish?

Posted by: packsoldier at February 16, 2010 11:28 PM (YToN8)

71 Too much Red Bull first thing in the morning.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 11:28 PM (OdlYh)

72 Wow.

At this pace, the university needs to be sued for an unsafe work environment.

And somebody needs to start digging up her backyard.

Posted by: Al at February 16, 2010 11:29 PM (0lyUI)

73 Good thing she was a liberal professor or she may have been held accountable for something over the years.

No, wait, that didn't come out just right...

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:29 PM (/d288)

74 Holy cow, if she does this at an IHOP, I wonder what she would do at a Waffle House?

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 16, 2010 11:29 PM (Vol3D)

75 I am Doctor Amy Bishop... I killed my brother.... prepare to die

Posted by: Amy "Indigo" Bishop at February 16, 2010 11:29 PM (sYxEE)

76 If SNL would grow a pair, they could milk this story for a few laughs.

Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 11:30 PM (BHHvf)

77 OMG. More SNL material...

Posted by: PairsParamus at February 16, 2010 11:30 PM (0YPx8)

78 this reminds me of Fort Hood. Tons of warning signs but nobody does
anything because they are a protected class. PC will get us all killed.

Yep, just kept getting a pass despite obvious craziness. Sure, she is white, but women are often considered an "underrepresented group" in science fields.

I feel really sorry for her kids. It has to be horrible to have this nutcase for a mom, not to mention their dad appears to be a spineless jellyfish of a man. If she pulls this shit in public, imagine what she does at home in private.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 11:30 PM (XFrSe)

79
"70
Sounds like there were lots of enablers along the way...BTW, what the
fuck is her husband's story? Is the guy some kind of masochistic freak
with an ugliness fetish?"

When Dr. Amy Bishop tells you to shut up and eat the clam, you shut up and eat the clam.

Posted by: right at February 16, 2010 11:30 PM (EquV1)

80 Yeah, but did she end up getting the booster seat or not?

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 11:30 PM (iBzKc)

81 I wonder if this biology professor, incubator designer, mail bomb suspect, person with anger management issues who is obsessed with certain politicians ever had access to anthrax.

Posted by: pitythefool at February 16, 2010 11:31 PM (Qo17n)

82 I have come here to eat pancakes and kick ass...

Posted by: Roddy at February 16, 2010 11:31 PM (OdlYh)

83 It takes a village to raise a nut


it takes tire squealing round a Pizza Hut


Takes a momma and daddy sitting on their butts


It takes a principals office without any guts


It takes a sorry Mayor and a school that sucks


Takes a lot of police and fire trucks


Takes a high school teacher who likes being kicked and cussed


It takes a village to raise a nut

Posted by: Sekhmet at February 16, 2010 11:31 PM (bKGdf)

84 Dr. Amy Bishop v. Chuck Norris.


Go.

Posted by: MikeB at February 16, 2010 11:31 PM (LHMFo)

85 The MSM will be all over this, right? Right? Right?

Posted by: Captain Naive at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (iBzKc)
Between ignoring the global warming meltdown and dealing with the Lady GAGA situation, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

Posted by: The State Media at February 16, 2010 11:31 PM (bgcml)

86 Can you imagine if the woman she assaulted at the IHOP had been Sarah Palin? There with Todd and her kids?

Seriously, I think that's what I like best about Sarah - knowing she would have sliced that bitch like a fucking hammer makes me all warm inside.

BTW, my wife would have done the same thing, which is one of the things I love about her.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at February 16, 2010 11:32 PM (kZT4X)

87 Missed your earlier post, Rachel Corrie.
I was outside warming up my armor-plated D9 Caterpillar.. bitch.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:32 PM (oUV+Q)

88 I am Dr. Amy Bishop.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 16, 2010 11:32 PM (U37Ux)

89 She is a classic HOPE and CHANGER. One body or 3 at a time.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:32 PM (MaqIC)

90 Amy Bishop was a twin seperated at birth.

Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (Vu6sl)

91 I wonder if this biology professor, incubator designer, mail bomb
suspect, person with anger management issues who is obsessed with
certain politicians ever had access to anthrax.

Hmm, I thought that too.

Why do I get the feeling that her backyard needs to be dug up?

Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (qIT/g)

92 52 That kind of shit is going to play real well in an Alabama state prison for the next 30-50 years.
She's up for one count of capital murder (so far) in Ala-fuckin-bama.Her choices arelethal injection or electrocution. I AM DR. AMY BISHOP ain't lasting 30-50 years...

Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (vSncj)

93 Dr. Amy Bishop kicked my ass and made me cry.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (ZgvjV)

94 The real scary thing is the fact that bit has ' asked for a booster seat for one of her children' in it....

Jesus Christ it reproduced....


Posted by: BigWyo at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (SafY+)

95 Yes. Dr. Amy Bishop sex. That is happening.

Posted by: George Costanza at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (Tq4Qw)

96 I somehow foresee a drop in applications at UA- Huntsville this next semester.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:33 PM (oUV+Q)

97 Ms. Bishop and their children are musically inclined, he said.

Hey, me too!

Posted by: Charlie Manson at February 16, 2010 11:34 PM (sYxEE)

98 Love the Amy Bishop photo gallery on boston.com. Her husband looks like he's liable to hang himself at any moment. Fun times.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (XFrSe)

99 Kneel before Zod DR. AMY BISHOP!

Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (BHHvf)

100 Missed your earlier post, Rachel Corrie.
I was outside warming up my armor-plated D9 Caterpillar.. bitch.

Posted by: TexasJew

Only one month to Rachel Corrie Pancake Day!

too soon? should I have waited til March?

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (Vol3D)

101 So what's the over/under on the bodies in the backyard? 10?

Posted by: alexthechick at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (lvYSc)

102 I was outside warming up my armor-plated D9 Caterpillar.. bitch.
I'm flattered.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (2qU2d)

103
A Fistful of Pancakes starring Jeanine Gorrillafo


Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (Oxen1)

104 The only thing to fear is fear itself...and Dr. Amy Bishop.

Posted by: FDR at February 16, 2010 11:35 PM (ZgvjV)

105 Ace should put Dr. Amy Bishop hair on the skull next time. Just Because.

Posted by: elliot m at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (rHQQw)

106 She is a classic HOPE and CHANGER. One body or 3 at a time.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:32 PM (MaqIC)
This chick totally kicks Bernardine Dohrn's ass. If I'd had her back in the day we would have totally stuck it to the man.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (bgcml)

107 This just in..................DOCTOR AMY BISHOP wins NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (MaqIC)

108 Soon after the no smoking in resturants in Commiefornia ban was passed ... at Little Joe's on Del Paso Blvd in Sacramento ( a cheap late night steak/eggs 24/7 joint)....a waiter asked a young man to not smoke inside please.
He stood up and buried a steak knife in that waiters heart.
Lil' Joe's is closes at midnight and uses those blunt cheap steak knives now.
Life can be very hard.

Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (WDqnN)

109 Dr. Amy Bishop Syndrome.

Posted by: freud at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (OdlYh)

110 Alabama ain't New York. That loony bitch is wormfood.

I beg to differ. This violent sociopath will fit in, no problem. She will probably end up in lock-down after killing another prisoner.

Posted by: fluffy takes off the sock at February 16, 2010 11:36 PM (SwkdU)

111 I can't wait till I get my Ph.D. Any time I don't get my way in life, I'll shriek "Don't you know who I am? I AM DR. ANGRY BEAVER!"

Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 11:37 PM (XFrSe)

112 Imagine being a guinea pig in her lab...

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:37 PM (oUV+Q)

113 This thread has the potential to rival the infamous Samurai Sword Home Defender thread of several months back, I do believe. 'Cause there be some funny shit a-thrown down here.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 11:37 PM (iBzKc)

114 I have one of those "do you know who I am?" older sisters (you know the kind - 20 years of education, 2 degrees, mba, but doesn't have the brains to come in out of the rain) who has been cocooned all her life by enablers. She, too, will 'crack' someday when she finds out the world does not actually revolve around her. What is it with yuppy babyboomer educated feminists that make their minds go all whicketty-whacketty?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:37 PM (/d288)

115 Think about this. Dr Amy Bishop has had sex more than the Jonas Brothers.

Kind of puts it all into perspective.

Posted by: MrCaniac at February 16, 2010 11:37 PM (Vol3D)

116 No lie: Amy - name of a fallen angel who is a president in hell.

Posted by: antimatter at February 16, 2010 11:38 PM (gbCNS)

117
97
Ms. Bishop and their children are musically inclined, he said.

There ain't no blues like the middle-class college professor blues.

Posted by: right at February 16, 2010 11:38 PM (EquV1)

118 I asked for fucking HEATED syrup you pancake troglodytes!

Posted by: Amy Bishop, Prisoner #666 at February 16, 2010 11:38 PM (QuP9W)

119 And how appropriate a thread (both about Amy and Rachel) on Shrove Tuesday (at least for another 20 minutes or so on the East Coast).

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 11:38 PM (2qU2d)

120 @12
Lefty womyn and pancakes. We go together like pancakes and syrup

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM

Post of the day.

Posted by: elliot at February 16, 2010 11:38 PM (VZWCG)

121 Jonas brothers? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charlie Gibbson at February 16, 2010 11:38 PM (WDqnN)

122 And she didn't get tenure? Weird.

Funny that.

Posted by: MAJHAM@GTMO at February 16, 2010 11:39 PM (GqGQo)

123 The MSM will be all over this, right? Right? Right?

Posted by: Captain Naive at February 16, 2010 11:16 PM (iBzKc)

Whaa? You never heard of the 'Lympic Games?

Got no time for lefty loons when there's figure skaters swishin' their furs!

Gotta wonder if Dr. Amy was a member of at Little Green Pancakes....

Posted by: hope 'n' spare change at February 16, 2010 11:39 PM (r7d8o)

124 Another Reuters Photo of Obama

Posted by: newser at February 16, 2010 11:39 PM (D2axM)

125 I imagine she's going to have a lot of new "Partners" in Alabama State prison.

She's purdy.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:40 PM (MaqIC)

126 Don't you Morons ever live in states with the death penalty?
What's with all this "lockdown" shit?

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:40 PM (oUV+Q)

127 A Fistful of Pancakes starring Jeanine GorrillafoI see her being played by Johnny Depp.

Posted by: arhooley at February 16, 2010 11:40 PM (C8MG0)

128 Le duc, You didn't kill yours at the Olympics. Rookie.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:40 PM (MaqIC)

129 Well, aside from the horrible tragedy she caused, this pathetic, worthless piece of crap has turned herself into a laughingstock and a punchline. I don't think she wanted her 15 minutes of fame to turn out like this.

Posted by: The Other Shoe at February 16, 2010 11:41 PM (BHHvf)

130 But, but, she can't go to prison! She is DR. AMY BISHOP!

Something tells me this will be the new catchphrase around AOSHQ.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 16, 2010 11:41 PM (XFrSe)

131 @124
Gotta wonder if Dr. Amy was a member of at Little Green Pancakes....

Was she Sharmuta or Asswhistle?

Posted by: Sekhmet at February 16, 2010 11:42 PM (bKGdf)

132 If only we could have harnessed her passion for killing in our GWOT.

Posted by: torabora at February 16, 2010 11:42 PM (WDqnN)

133 TexasJew, they aren't going to off this bitch. She'll be a hero. Geraldo will probably pay her conjugal visits.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (MaqIC)

134
If only we could have harnessed her passion for killing in our GWOT.

Why do I get the feeling she'd tell you that she's morally opposed to war.

Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (qIT/g)

135 Back befor Chlres Jhonsno lost his entire frontal lobe, he coined the phrase "St. Pancake", I believe.
A frontal lobe is a terrible thing to waste..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (oUV+Q)

136 Post updated. Check out the neighbor's story.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at February 16, 2010 11:45 PM (Mi2wf)

137 "Geraldo will probably pay her conjugal visits."


Awwwwwwww crap, there went my beer up my nose.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:45 PM (/d288)

138 @ 132 Was she Sharmuta or Asswhistle?

My money's on Mandy "Go Piss Up A Rope" Manners.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 11:45 PM (iBzKc)

139 Was this murder or a DOMESTIC CONTINGENCY.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:45 PM (MaqIC)

140 I think I'll go to Perkins for my pancakes from now on.

Posted by: mpfs at February 16, 2010 11:46 PM (QuP9W)

141 I took a neurobio class with a prof from Harvard who always had this pensive, frightened mouse look about her. I think maybe Amy Wayne Bishop may have sat behind her in class and whispered "hey bitch, give me the answer to #4 or i'll cut you," scarring her permanently.

Posted by: Luna Kriegsmarine at February 16, 2010 11:46 PM (cPFyh)

142 I do hope she uses that defense during the trial.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2010 11:46 PM (0NUgH)

143 Amy must be a loose cannon. I wonder how her hubby lasted so long without being wasted. Perhaps he took the passive bitch beta role! His tail between his legs must have been painful.

Posted by: mystry at February 16, 2010 11:46 PM (kmgIE)

144 You know, she does seem to have The Innsmouth Look.

Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 11:47 PM (TZe8p)

145 Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:37 PM (/d28

My sister-in-law is a mild version of this as well. She would get into screaming matches while her kids were cringing and trying to pretend they actually belong to the nice couple in the other booth.

Posted by: sharrukin at February 16, 2010 11:47 PM (593B8)

146 "Neighbor of the Beast" -- Okay Gabe, that's a good 'un, I'll grant ya.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 11:48 PM (iBzKc)

147 Was this murder or a DOMESTIC CONTINGENCY.

It was clearly an accident. Move along, nothing to see here

Posted by: William Dellahunt (d)-Narnia at February 16, 2010 11:48 PM (qIT/g)

148 125
Another Reuters Photo of Obama
Posted by: newser at February 16, 2010 11:39 PM (D2axM)
and anotherPhoto of Obama

Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 16, 2010 11:49 PM (Vu6sl)

149 140
@ 132 Was she Sharmuta or Asswhistle?

My money's on Mandy "Go Piss Up A Rope" Manners.

My money is on Wide Arse Rose. The woman is batshit enough to go medieval on someone who won't give up the kiddie chair

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2010 11:49 PM (sYxEE)

150 Hey, I should be getting credit for "The Shadow over Ipswich" too.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at February 16, 2010 11:49 PM (Mi2wf)

151 All LIBTARDS are emotionally disturbed.I'm sure we'll get to study DOCTOR BISHOP in her cage.
For the betterment of mankind.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:49 PM (MaqIC)

152 Rachel Corrie's problem was that she had too much of a two dimensional mind.

Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 11:50 PM (TZe8p)

153 We should have this bitch in Afghanistan. She'd teach those mofos some serious respect!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 16, 2010 11:50 PM (fL3ty)

154

"And when we return, we will finally find out what's hidden in Dr. Amy Bishop's uterus."

Posted by: A very Geraldo special. at February 16, 2010 11:51 PM (EquV1)

155 Those kids playing basketball at 8 pm. "dodged a bullet'

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:51 PM (MaqIC)

156 My way or the highway, in a hearse.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 16, 2010 11:52 PM (OdlYh)

157 So, how many kids does DR AMY BISHOP have?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:52 PM (/d288)

158 Obama should've sent her to negotiate with Dinnerjacket.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 16, 2010 11:52 PM (0NUgH)

159 "The Shadow over Ipswich"
So she should be burned at the stake.

Posted by: antimatter at February 16, 2010 11:53 PM (gbCNS)

160 This gives me an idea for a rewrite:

[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]



Butch:
You okay?



Marsellus:
Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.



Butch:
What now?



Marsellus:
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call Dr. Amy Bishop, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair
of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't
through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get "Dr. Amy Bishop" on your ass.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at February 16, 2010 11:53 PM (H8eTR)

161 When the woman would not give the seat up, Bishop punched her in the
head, all the while yelling "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP."
What's so surprising? We know that libs have massive egos and inflated senses of self-worth. Libs with PhDs are that on steroids!

Posted by: Iblis at February 16, 2010 11:53 PM (UQCPr)

162 Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:52 PM (/d28

Four

Posted by: sharrukin at February 16, 2010 11:54 PM (593B8)

163 She had 4 lovely childrens.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:54 PM (MaqIC)

164 So, how many kids does DR AMY BISHOP have?

Do you count the ones that are locked up in the attic or the tool shed?


These kids are going too make Sybil look like a model of sanity


Posted by: taylork at February 16, 2010 11:54 PM (qIT/g)

165 So what. I always end a bitch-slap with "I am Dr. Amy Bishop". I thought everybody did.

Posted by: Ike Turner at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (ZgvjV)

166 @ 153 Hey, I should be getting credit for "The
Shadow over Ipswich" too.

Yes, very Lovecraftian. Kudos.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (iBzKc)

167 LIBTARDS are nurtured by LIBTARD Professors. They are all wonderful and smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (MaqIC)

168 "She complained so much the ice cream truck stopped driving through our street. If the kids wanted ice cream they had to go over to the next street and stop the truck."
As a former kid, all I can say is...that's fucked up.

Posted by: joejm65 at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (vSncj)

169 "Abused as a young child."

You know it's coming.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (OdlYh)

170 I'm sure her serial rampages are a result of Man Made Global Warming.

Posted by: gus at February 16, 2010 11:56 PM (MaqIC)

171 "172
"Abused as a young child."

You know it's coming.


Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM (OdlYh)"Well,,,it is kind of abusive when your parents let you get away with murdering your brother.....

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 16, 2010 11:57 PM (/d288)

172
Exterior. Man and woman in car

Amy Bishop: You know what they call pancakes in France?
Henry Gates: They don't call em pancakes?
Amy: Crepes. They call em crepes. And they are thin and tasteless and they don't use maple syrup. They use hot apple sauce.
Henry: No!
Amy: But I got my short stack. I beat some ass and screamed out "I am Dr. Amy Bishop, bitches!" Oh yeah, I got my short stack.

Posted by: Jemima Fiction at February 16, 2010 11:58 PM (Oxen1)

173 I noticed the "Shadow Over Innsmouth" ref, and yes, twas lulzy.

Posted by: Zimriel at February 16, 2010 11:59 PM (TZe8p)

174 168
So what. I always end a bitch-slap with "I am Dr. Amy Bishop". I thought everybody did.

Posted by: Ike Turner at February 16, 2010 11:55 PM

Yeh, that's the last thing Nicole heard

Posted by: OJ Simpson at February 16, 2010 11:59 PM (sYxEE)

175 My money is on Wide Arse Rose. The woman is batshit enough to go medieval on someone who won't give up the kiddie chairYes. And Amy did write three novels based in Ireland, inlcuding a ripoff of The White Plague. (Unless the White Plague guy plagiarized from her. Oooh. I'd hate to be him if that's the case.)
And in Hamilton, where Bishop joined a writing group, other aspiring authors recalled that the biologist-writer was talented but awkward. Bishop had penned three dramatic novels--a suspense thriller about an IRA operative; a tale about a virus that made all women barren and ended mankind; and a book she titled “Martians in Belfast,’’ which recounted the life of a girl growing up during the Troubles of Ireland, according to Rob Dinsmoor, a member of the Hamilton Writers Group, which Bishop attended in the late 1990s.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 16, 2010 11:59 PM (2qU2d)

176 Atheist?? Any bets?

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:00 AM (MaqIC)

177 Four kids? ..and like other beasts of the woods she didn't eat one or two at birth? amazing...

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 17, 2010 12:00 AM (/d288)

178 "Abused as a young child," will be the story. A relative or neighbor or teacher or priest, did something to her when she was very young and caused it all. The all purpose excuse and they'll stick to it.

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (OdlYh)

179

Tenure. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Posted by: Amy "Indigo" Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (sYxEE)

180 I AM DR. AMY BISHOP AND AM A CRAZY-ASS SOCIALIST! I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR THAT BOOSTER SEAT! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD FOR TENURE! I WILL VOTE FOR OBAMA TO SAVE THE ECONOMY! EEEEAAAAGHHHH!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (Ek/Oc)

181 After the booster seat incident Bishop wrote a letter to IHOP demanding that they change the name to INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF DOCTOR AMY BISHOP.
I believe she includerd a pipe bomb with her request.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:02 AM (MaqIC)

182 "Look, daddy just taught me how to unload one of these things. I don't care what you say, one day I'm gonna be DOCTOR..."
BOOOM!
"...AMY..."
BOOOM!
"...BISHOP!"
BOOOM!
"Wewps!"
"Hey, I accidentally just shot my brother, can I borrow your car?Igot a real bad hankerin' for some blueberry pancakes."

Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 17, 2010 12:02 AM (U37Ux)

183 On second thought, this site has been in need of a pancake-centric thread for a looong time.

Posted by: elliot at February 17, 2010 12:02 AM (VZWCG)

184 I am Dr. Amy Bunghole! http://tinyurl.com/ykcyf4g

Posted by: Bevis at February 17, 2010 12:03 AM (68tQb)

185 "182
"Abused as a young child," will be the story. A relative or neighbor or
teacher or priest, did something to her when she was very young and
caused it all. The all purpose excuse and they'll stick to it.


Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2010 12:01 AM (OdlYh)"and that abuser will be a white, Christian Republican.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at February 17, 2010 12:03 AM (/d288)

186 If I had been her husband, I would have begged and pleaded with her to ....................
PLEASE PLEASE JUST SHOOT ME IN THE CHEST LIKE YOU DID TO SETH. PLEASE DOCTOR AMY PLEASE!!!

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:03 AM (MaqIC)

187 I guess I can't say I'm going to be beating my bishop anymore

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at February 17, 2010 12:05 AM (sYxEE)

188 I believe you meant DOCTOR HOWARD DEAN, give my your GODDAMNED BOOSTER SEAT...

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:05 AM (MaqIC)

189 I bet Olberman and Matthews claim she was a TEA BAGGER.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:06 AM (MaqIC)

190 At IHOP, Bishop beats YOU!!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at February 17, 2010 12:06 AM (sYxEE)

191 and that abuser will be a white, Christian Republican.
Good idea!

Posted by: Law & Order script writer at February 17, 2010 12:07 AM (2qU2d)

192 See there is the problem. She was a BISHOP.

Fucking Catholics.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:07 AM (MaqIC)

193 I love those stuffed crepes at IHOP. They look like little strawberry pipe bombs!

Posted by: Dr Amy Winehouse Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:09 AM (sYxEE)

194 Teddy and I used her for a 'professor sandwich', but it wasn't a tenured professor sandwich. Teddy's gone now and that bitch is bat-shit crazy

oh, and my Dad was a crook and I am, too.

Posted by: Chris Dodd, soon to ex-Sen at February 17, 2010 12:09 AM (JrRME)

195 what's the deal with these crazy liberals?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at February 17, 2010 12:09 AM (jBPzC)

196
Do you remember a thread from a few weeks ago, about how you can tell a person's politics from looking at his or her face? Well, when I look at Amy Bishop - the severe, Moe-Howard haircut, the scowl, the hard, disapproving eyes, the complete absence of makeup or jewelry or any other "bourgeois" decoration, and it's clear that she's a hard-shell, dyed-in-the-wool, 9/11-was-an-inside-job Leftard. You know, without a shadow of a doubt, that within thirty seconds of saying hello to her, she'll be haranguing you about Bush. Plain as the day is long. God, I pity her kids.

Posted by: Brown Line at February 17, 2010 12:09 AM (I1gXI)

197 Yea gus, but Catholics don't have woman Bishops. Not that there is any lack of Catholic liberal woman candidates.

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:10 AM (kmgIE)

198 DAMMIT! I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A WALMART SHOPPER!!!

Posted by: Dr Amy "Bones" Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:10 AM (sYxEE)

199 Chuck Norris vs Amy Bishop. Ok, OK, I know, I know. Alright, we tie Amy's hands behind her back.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 17, 2010 12:12 AM (PTqSJ)

200 This wouldn't have happened at the Magic Pan restaurant

Posted by: Izzy Mandelbaum at February 17, 2010 12:12 AM (sYxEE)

201 I blame Bush.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2010 12:12 AM (fL3ty)

202
This gal is the frickin Forrest Gump of crime scene reports.

Posted by: right at February 17, 2010 12:12 AM (EquV1)

203 Yes, nor does the Church allow serial killers to be Bishops.
I believe DOCTOR AMY will have her application rejected.
That will surely piss her off.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:12 AM (MaqIC)

204 Bitch hooked me to a battery charger. Luckily she went out for pancakes and I busted the drainpipe she chained me to.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at February 17, 2010 12:14 AM (sYxEE)

205 They look like little strawberry pipe bombs!Oh, no! The crepes are exploding! The Dominicans are rolling them too tight!

Posted by: cosmo kramer at February 17, 2010 12:14 AM (2qU2d)

206 all of this over an IHOP? What, Denny's too classy for her?

Posted by: eddiebear at February 17, 2010 12:15 AM (kOZXs)

207 Beat the Bishop - easy with the Zambezi Gambit.

Posted by: Bobby Fischer at February 17, 2010 12:15 AM (hMm3b)

208 "Hey, I accidentally just shot my brother, can I borrow your car?Igot a real bad hankerin' for some blueberry pancakes."
OK, now I just flashed back to 'Sling Blade, when Karl shot Doyle and then called 911 to report his crime and asked them to send a 'hearst', and then sat down and started putting mustard on a biscuit.Mmm.

Posted by: joejm65 at February 17, 2010 12:15 AM (vSncj)

209 Perhaps Amy will use the old tried and true defense "I am a Harvard Graduate" This defense will usually get them off scott free.

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:15 AM (kmgIE)

210 And she tried to stop the kids playing road hockey, too. That'd bea death sentence here.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2010 12:16 AM (2qU2d)

211 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM "YOUR FUCKING HOLINESS"!

Posted by: Pope Amy I at February 17, 2010 12:16 AM (TZe8p)

212 You know she was at Harvard the same time Michelle Obama was.
Maybe DOCTOR AMY BISHOP could get Michelle Obama to defend her.
Oh dear. Michelle Obama TURNED IN HER LAW LICENSE in very very very disturbing AND SECRET circumstances.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:16 AM (MaqIC)

213 Hey. Leave me out of this.

Posted by: patty hearst at February 17, 2010 12:17 AM (2qU2d)

214 That's Hair Dr. Amy Bishop!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:17 AM (OdlYh)

215 Amy Bishop is IN ME now; she's been in me off and on since she was a wee lass

most of the time, though, she was barking mad;

Posted by: fugue state at February 17, 2010 12:17 AM (JrRME)

216 I wasn't acting in that movie, BTW

Posted by: Billy Bob Thornton at February 17, 2010 12:18 AM (kOZXs)

217 Is it just me or does DOCTOR AMY BISHOP remind you of ANITA DUNN??
And, on a lighter note. WHO WOULD FUCK HER??? Seriously????

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:18 AM (MaqIC)

218 OK, now I just flashed back to 'Sling Blade, when Karl shot Doyle and
then called 911 to report his crime and asked them to send a 'hearst',
and then sat down and started putting mustard on a biscuit.Mmm.

Got any of them shredded fried pertaters? mmm-hmmmm

Posted by: Amy "Sling Blade" Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:19 AM (sYxEE)

219 i'd hit it
*hic*

Posted by: That guy at the end of the bar in 1:38 AM at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (TZe8p)

220 Dana Perrino.mmn, mmm, mmm

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (MaqIC)

221
One thing's for sure, Dr. Amy Bishop doesn't placate.

Posted by: right at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (EquV1)

222 OK Moronettes, tell me this? how in the HELL did she ever get a guy? to propose. And stay around long enough for the wedding.

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (kmgIE)

223
"Do me a favor, can you say 'DR. AMY BISHOP' instead of 'ma'am'?" Mrs. Bishop
pointedly asked the waitress. "It's just a thing. I worked so hard to
get that title, so I'd appreciate it. Thank you."

Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 17, 2010 12:21 AM (Oxen1)

224 229: blackmail or the promise of freaky deaky crazy near death rump riding

Posted by: eddiebear at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (kOZXs)

225 Looks like it's time to reopen the Laura Palmer case.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (YX6i/)

226 MYSTRY? Hello???? She's a DOCTOR. Guys dig DOCTORS.
And she's quite "fetching".

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (MaqIC)

227 229 OK Moronettes, tell me this? how in the HELL did she ever get a guy? to propose. And stay around long enough for the wedding.


Yeah, not like anyone was holding a gun to his head.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (hMm3b)

228 229
OK Moronettes, tell me this? how in the HELL did she ever get a guy? to propose. And stay around alive long enough for the wedding.

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (kmgIE)


FIFY

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (OdlYh)

229 when Karl shot Doyle
Arrrrgh!!! Sorry about that, folks. Karl didn't shoot Doyle, he split his head open with a sharpened lawn mower blade.I get pissed when I make mistakes like that.And when I get pissed off, I AM DR. AMY BISHOP...

Posted by: joejm65 at February 17, 2010 12:22 AM (vSncj)

230 I heard there is a DOCTOR AMY BISHOP/JOHN EDWARDS sex tape.

And I've got SKINEMAX

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:23 AM (MaqIC)

231 Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:20 AM (kmgIE)

Maybe thats what the three 'accidental' shotgun blasts in 1986 were for! He proposed shortly after or so I understand. Guess he knew what was good for him!

Posted by: sharrukin at February 17, 2010 12:23 AM (593B8)

232 I remember Dr Bishop. She took me to Katie's for pancakes, on a Tuesday. We always have pancakes on a Tuesday. Of course the promised maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before they bring the pancakes. I didn't have my toothpicks..

Uh oh, serious injury, Dr Amy Bishop, number 19 in 1988. Pulled and squeezed and hurt my neck...

Posted by: Joe the Biden at February 17, 2010 12:24 AM (sYxEE)

233 did she ever get a guy? to propose.
The shotgun helped. [LOL = fetching]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2010 12:24 AM (2qU2d)

234 Her husband must have been JOYOUS when after she SHOT HER OWN BROTHER IN THE CHEST, she hijacked a FORD stating she was running from her HUSBAND.

Good times.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:24 AM (MaqIC)

235 Oh man, that first hand account Gabe linked is delicious. Too bad she didnt off pussy hubby. Those kids deserve a real family.

Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 17, 2010 12:25 AM (S3xX1)

236
"229
OK Moronettes, tell me this? how in the HELL did she ever get a guy? to propose. And stay around long enough for the wedding."

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Mr. Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:25 AM (EquV1)

237 #233 SO! Who's on top.

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:25 AM (kmgIE)

238 Iheard there is a DOCTOR AMY BISHOP/JOHN EDWARDS sex tape.

And I've got SKINEMAX !!!

but do you have enough barf bags?

Posted by: Naan at February 17, 2010 12:27 AM (j5MTj)

239 What is it with yuppy babyboomer educated feminists that make their minds go all whicketty-whacketty?

Too many drugs; not enough horizontal bop; too much seething over Nothing; not enough pudding.

plus, no sense of humor--ever, about anything--and a society that kissed their asses even when they were sitting down

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 17, 2010 12:28 AM (JrRME)

240 @ 40:

Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questions

No hash. Spooky.

That's kinda like not seeing your reflection in a mirror, isn't it?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 17, 2010 12:28 AM (tPZUr)

241 Amy Bishop sex is probably the kind where you are happy when all you get that night are the handcuffs. That means she let you off easy

Posted by: eddiebear at February 17, 2010 12:29 AM (kOZXs)

242 These comments do not suck.

Posted by: JCred at February 17, 2010 12:29 AM (JSe6s)

243 OK Moronettes, tell me this? how in the HELL did she ever get a guy? to propose
Are you kidding? In aliberal ultra beta-male heterosexual world, she's considered afine piece of ass....

Posted by: joejm65 at February 17, 2010 12:29 AM (vSncj)

244 216 Perhaps Amy will use the old tried and true defense "I am a Harvard Graduate" This defense will usually get them off scott free.
Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:15 AM (kmgIE)
Fer shure. We rednecks down here just eat that shit right up. Nothing is more endearing than a psycho moonbat with entitlement issues and a massive ego to Alabama juries.

Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 17, 2010 12:30 AM (S3xX1)

245 I can just imagine her in prison:

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!
"

Posted by: DW at February 17, 2010 12:30 AM (K+tTN)

246 250: beta males? I smell a date for Allah!

Posted by: eddiebear at February 17, 2010 12:30 AM (kOZXs)

247 "So one day I go over to find that he had erected a wooden privacy fence
on the side of the deck facing their yard -- and only on that side."

Like in the Amityville Horror when all the neighboring houses had all the shades drawn in all the windows facing the house, and only the windows facing the house.

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2010 12:31 AM (OdlYh)

248 I'll bet her husband feels LIBERATED about now.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:32 AM (MaqIC)

249
"253
250: beta males? I smell a date for Allah!"

At least it's not Sarah Palin.

Posted by: AP at February 17, 2010 12:32 AM (EquV1)

250 THE GUYS GET SHIRTS!

Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at February 17, 2010 12:33 AM (YMZjg)

251 It's one thing about the basketball hoop but take my Mr. Softie ice cream away in the summer...it's on you fucking bitch. When I want my Shaggy Dog nobody backs me in a corner Dr. Amy Bishop!

Posted by: mpfs at February 17, 2010 12:33 AM (QuP9W)

252 But, really it wasnt premeditated. She just had to borrow a gun, bone up on her skillz at the range, send her kids away from home and pack a bag. Just an average day in Amy "that's dr to you,bitch" Bishop world.

Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 17, 2010 12:34 AM (S3xX1)

253 Why do I get the feeling she'd tell you that she's morally opposed to war.
If you tell me why, and you'll have a universal-tard-theory.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 17, 2010 12:34 AM (euuyg)

254 I smell a date for Allah!
Just because she's a leftist nutdoesn't mean she doesn't have standards.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2010 12:35 AM (2qU2d)

255 The Onion wishes they could make up something like that.

Posted by: curtis at February 17, 2010 12:35 AM (4PNjA)

256 No hash. Spooky.That's kinda like not seeing your reflection in a mirror, isn't it?

Yeah. I'm just glad Dr. Amy's not the moderator. Is this better?

Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questio at February 17, 2010 12:36 AM (5I0Yr)

257 The jury pool
http://tinyurl.com/ykh7n4t

Posted by: Naan at February 17, 2010 12:36 AM (j5MTj)

258 Cut DOCTOR AMY PANCAKES a break. She wasn't getting tenure. She is a card carrying LIBTARD. She is owed.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:36 AM (MaqIC)

259 Honest to god, I knew a woman from S.F. who looked almost like her, and most probably acted like her. Her husband never answered any question with any more than a yes or no. And this was for a week! Had two spoiled brats whohad zero discipline.

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:39 AM (kmgIE)

260 Can't even do butt sex with her.

It hurts me too much.

Posted by: Mr. Bishop at February 17, 2010 12:39 AM (5I0Yr)

261 I'm thinking about writing to her in jail.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 17, 2010 12:42 AM (muUqs)

262 263
No hash. Spooky.That's kinda like not seeing your reflection in a mirror, isn't it?

Yeah. I'm just glad Dr. Amy's not the moderator. Is this better?

Posted by: Lifelong Republican Asking Questio at February 17, 2010 12:36 AM

Dr Bishop is a renowned SCIENTIST and would be very welcome as a moderator on L G F to keep the bad crazy people from poisoning our rational, scientific discussions.

Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at February 17, 2010 12:42 AM (sYxEE)

263 I wonder what her DemocratUnderground screen name was.....maybe I can find it by scanning their pictures.........Oh sweet Jeebus! WTF is that? And that? Are these people on the nat'l pedo registry? Cause, if not, I have found the mother lode.

Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 17, 2010 12:44 AM (S3xX1)

264 Honestly, she reminds me of my libtard aunt. The one that was concerned for the pets during Katrina, but not the people.

Posted by: In Exile at February 17, 2010 12:45 AM (978XO)

265 I hear she has clear opinions on GLOBAL WARMING.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:45 AM (MaqIC)

266 Are you kidding? In aliberal ultra beta-male heterosexual world, she's considered afine piece of ass....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Posted by: sharrukin at February 17, 2010 12:45 AM (593B8)

267 You mean pathetic LIBTARD HOMO'S would fuck her?>

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:46 AM (MaqIC)

268 Jeckyll and Hyde potion? Full moon lycanthropy? Inadvertent abnormal brain implant? Ancient Egyptian Curse? Undead bloodlust? Demonic possession? Jack the Ripper reincarnation? Voodoo?

Nope. It's Dr. Amy Bishop.

Posted by: davidt at February 17, 2010 12:47 AM (OdlYh)

269 268 I'm thinking about writing to her in jail.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 17, 2010 12:42 AM (muUqs)

Tell her that the school made a mistake and that she actually did get tenure.

Posted by: joejm65 at February 17, 2010 12:48 AM (vSncj)

270 Did anyone else see that picture of Ace's son in the ONT???

Posted by: phreshone at February 17, 2010 12:49 AM (1AnxB)

271 You mean pathetic LIBTARD HOMOS would fuck her?
I stand corrected. AP would have a shot at her.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2010 12:49 AM (2qU2d)

272
> 171

"She complained so much the ice cream truck stopped driving through our street. If the kids wanted ice cream they had to go over to the next street and stop the truck."

Posted by: joejm65

It's even worse than that. In another story about the ice cream truck they said WHY she was pissed off. You see her kids (unique snowflakes) are lactose intolerant. So they don't get to eat ice cream. Therefore, she said it wasn't fair for the other kids in the neighborhood to get ice cream.

I'm serious.

http://tinyurl.com/y9gtdbm

Posted by: Comrade I AM DR. AMY BISHOP at February 17, 2010 12:50 AM (MWczy)

273 3273 Lets see now 5'7" and 170 pounds. Sounds like a size 14 jean size to me? Any other guess sizes. Oh and a 36D bra size. Might as well go all the way!

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:51 AM (kmgIE)

274 Ummm...an awful lot of crazee stuff hittin' the innertubes about the "alleged" killer.

Of course 1986 - Reagan

2002 - Bush (=Hitler!)

2010 - still Bush's fault

How convenient for plea of insanity, hell she moved to Alabama from Bahhstahn, your Honor...from Bahhstahn!!

Posted by: LivefromRussianHill at February 17, 2010 12:51 AM (z5cP1)

275 Oh dear, the BREAST FEEDING DEFENSE.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:51 AM (MaqIC)

276
Hey, you know that song "Dr. Feelgood"?

Not about Amy Bishop.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 17, 2010 12:54 AM (5I0Yr)

277 I should have seen the warning signs.

http://tiny.cc/wDFui

Posted by: jack nicholson at February 17, 2010 12:54 AM (OdlYh)

278 Mystry, the bra is small. She has no chest. Look at the pics of her being put into the Police car. She is a WOBBLY DUM DUM.

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 12:54 AM (MaqIC)

279 Gus, you are right.. How about 37C

Posted by: mystry at February 17, 2010 12:56 AM (kmgIE)

280 270
I wonder what her DemocratUnderground screen name was

Might have been banned from DU for being too crazy.

4chan/b takes anybody though...

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2010 12:57 AM (sYxEE)

281 Honestly, she reminds me of my libtard aunt. The one that was concerned for the pets during Katrina, but not the people.

You mean some of those stupid people who refused to leave? Save the animals first, they didn't have a choice.

Posted by: mpfs at February 17, 2010 12:58 AM (QuP9W)

282 I never was impressed with her first album, "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP!"
Had too much of a Yoko Ono vibe. One song consisted on nothing but the sound of pancake plates shattering.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2010 12:59 AM (P33XN)

283 We spent a full 10 minutes checking Bishop's background and arrest records.
All due diligence!

Posted by: UAH HR at February 17, 2010 01:00 AM (d7Px0)

284 288
Honestly, she reminds me of my libtard aunt. The one that was concerned for the pets during Katrina, but not the people.

You mean some of those stupid people who refused to leave? Save the animals first, they didn't have a choice.

At least the kittehs and doggies would be GRATEFUL that they were fed and given shelter.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 17, 2010 01:01 AM (sYxEE)

285 It's even worse than that. In another story about the ice cream truck they said WHY she was pissed off. You see her kids (unique snowflakes) are lactose intolerant. So they don't get to eat ice cream. Therefore, she said it wasn't fair for the other kids in the neighborhood to get ice cream.

Posted by: Comrade I AM DR. AMY BISHOP at February 17, 2010 12:50 AM (MWczy)
Social justice, baby.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 17, 2010 01:04 AM (A46hP)

286 #291
At least the animals have an excuse for urinating outside.

Posted by: mpfs at February 17, 2010 01:05 AM (QuP9W)

287 She shot and killed her brother, sent pipe bombs to a professor, and murdered three of her colleagues.
I'm guessing she was hoping for an honorary "Chicago Citizen of the Year" Award, and maybe a chance to work with Bill Ayers in Chicago schools.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 17, 2010 01:08 AM (1kwr2)

288 I'm thinking about writing to her in jail.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 17, 2010 12:42 AM (muUqs)

Tell her that the school made a mistake and that she actually did get tenure.
Oh I think a thread titled "Letters to Dr. Amy" would be epic. We could ask her advice about life, love, firearms....

Posted by: mpfs at February 17, 2010 01:08 AM (QuP9W)

289 The Ipswich Horror, indeed. The haircut alone is the stuff of Lovecraftian nightmares.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 17, 2010 01:10 AM (XFrSe)

290 Dear Dr. Amy, I'm not happy with my Parents. What should I do?

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at February 17, 2010 01:10 AM (OdlYh)

291 Oh I think a thread titled "Letters to Dr. Amy" would be epic. We could ask her advice about life, love, firearms....
I second that idea. Ace????

Posted by: joejm65 at February 17, 2010 01:11 AM (vSncj)

292 Dear Dr. Amy, we don't get along well with our father. What should we do?

Posted by: the menendez brothers at February 17, 2010 01:12 AM (OdlYh)

293 Dear Dr. Amy, My husband has been cheating on me. What should I do?

Posted by: lorena bobbet at February 17, 2010 01:14 AM (OdlYh)

294 Dear Dr. Amy. I have just been rejected for tenure. What should I do?

Posted by: DR. AMY BISHOP at February 17, 2010 01:15 AM (5I0Yr)

295 Oh, yesssss! A Dear Amy thread. Puleeeze! Someone send this ideato the guyz.

Posted by: di butler, lover of blasty things at February 17, 2010 01:15 AM (S3xX1)

296 Dear Dr. Amy, I went to IHOP and they couldn't seat me immesiately. What should I do?

Posted by: mpfs at February 17, 2010 01:16 AM (QuP9W)

297 Dear Dr. Amy,
My boss says that I'm not pulling my weight. Should I use HydraShock rounds in my 9mm, or would you go with that hot, new 12ga revolver? Slugs or buckshot?
Please reply soon!

Posted by: Bob in Braintree at February 17, 2010 01:17 AM (d7Px0)

298
"289

I never was impressed with her first album, "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP!"

Had too much of a Yoko Ono vibe. One song consisted on nothing but the sound of pancake plates shattering."


Another track, with the title SoulMate, is a ten minute recording of her husband weeping.

Posted by: Casey Casem at February 17, 2010 01:17 AM (EquV1)

299 Dear Amy, They didn't give me ketchup with my fries. What should I do?

Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 17, 2010 01:17 AM (Vu6sl)

300 Dear Dr. Amy,
It hurts when I pee. What should I do? Punch the wife or kill her?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 17, 2010 01:18 AM (QuP9W)

301 But will she yell it while she tosses Shaniqua's salad?

Posted by: ddiddly at February 17, 2010 01:19 AM (JXF5g)

302 You know what's really galling?
Some local news media are reporting that Delahunt's protection was a "class" thing, like the way the police in Hyannis and Florida protected the shitbird Kennedys, young and old..
"Class". Yeah, Amy Bishop is an example of "class" all right.

Posted by: effinayright at February 17, 2010 01:19 AM (U/ul8)

303 Dear Dr. Amy, My wife didn't laugh at one of my jokes. Now what?

Posted by: conscious with a full load of testosterone at February 17, 2010 01:19 AM (Vu6sl)

304 Dear Dr. Amy, My wife is a bitch. What should I do?

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at February 17, 2010 01:19 AM (vSncj)

305 Dearest Dr. Amy,
I should have listened to you.
My bad.

Posted by: OJ at February 17, 2010 01:19 AM (QuP9W)

306 Another track, with the title SoulMate, is a ten minute recording of her husband weeping.

I do a great cover of "Prisoner of Love"

Posted by: Jim Anderson at February 17, 2010 01:20 AM (SwkdU)

307 Dear Dr. Amy, Music is my life's passion! I just know if people could hear my singing and playing on the radio they would love it! I tried to get a record deal but was humiliatingly snubbed by a fatcat music producer pig! What should I do?

Posted by: charles manson at February 17, 2010 01:21 AM (OdlYh)

308 Dear Dr. Amy,
Paper of plastic?

Posted by: Piggly Wiggly Bagger at February 17, 2010 01:21 AM (QuP9W)

309 Dear Dr. Amy
I just lost an election I thinkI should have won and I'm feeling bitter about how I've been described in the media. I'm not so much angry at Scotty, but some of my friends say I am the worst candidate ever. And I don't like it. How far is too far?

Posted by: Martha Coakley at February 17, 2010 01:22 AM (gLSaO)

310 Dear Dr. Amy, I'm getting sick of my mistress. What should I do?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 17, 2010 01:22 AM (vSncj)

311 Dear Dr. Amy, Bloggers on AoSHQ call me Chewy. What should I do?

Posted by: Meechelle O. at February 17, 2010 01:22 AM (Vu6sl)

312 Dear Dr. Amy,
The crossing guard at my son's school blew her whistle, brusquely raised her gloved hand, and forced me to come to a complete stop this morning! I forgot to mention that I have a Masters degrree in Liberal Arts.
Would you shoot her, run her down and over, or both? Perhaps just a high speed bumper to her kneecaps?
Please let me hear from you soon. Do you Twitter?

Posted by: Alice in Wooster at February 17, 2010 01:22 AM (d7Px0)

313 Dear Dr. Amy,
Would you prefer lethal injection or electrocution?

Posted by: State of Alabama at February 17, 2010 01:23 AM (QuP9W)

314 Uh oh, serious injury, Dr Amy Bishop, number 19 in 1988. Pulled and squeezed and hurt my neck...
My throat just exploded from laughing.
Rain Man isn't quoted enough around here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2010 01:23 AM (P33XN)

315 Dear Dr. Amy,

When cleaning up blood stains, should i try a commerial cleaner first, or go right to the bleach???

Posted by: phreshone at February 17, 2010 01:23 AM (1AnxB)

316 THE AUDACITY OF DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!!
AND.
DREAMS OF DOCTOR AMY BISHOP!!!!

Hope and Change!!!

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 01:24 AM (MaqIC)

317 Dear Dr. Amy. It's Wednesday, what should I do?

Posted by: Needs Advice at February 17, 2010 01:24 AM (5I0Yr)

318 219
"Oh dear. Michelle Obama TURNED IN HER LAW LICENSE in very very very disturbing AND SECRET circumstances."
What were they?
'Way I heard it, she and Barack did a very common thing: since they weren't practicing law, they simply didn't pay their annual bar dues, and were stricken from the rolls, without prejudice.
What I want to know is, when and where did those two TAKE the Illinois bar exam, and on what published lists do they appear to have passed it???
Or were they just (wink wink) waived in?

Posted by: effinayright at February 17, 2010 01:24 AM (U/ul8)

319 p.s. I happen to know that she's a Conservative, and a CAPITALIST.

Posted by: Alice in Wooster at February 17, 2010 01:24 AM (d7Px0)

320
and of course, Dr. Amy Bishop's got a gun.

Posted by: Casey Casem at February 17, 2010 01:24 AM (EquV1)

321 Dear Dr. Amy, My former law partner who is also Deputy White House Counselis becoming a drag. What should I do?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 17, 2010 01:25 AM (vSncj)

322 She was worried about health insurance.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 17, 2010 01:26 AM (1fanL)

323 Dear Dr. Amy,
Blaser is creeping us out...

Posted by: Women of the ONT at February 17, 2010 01:26 AM (d7Px0)

324
"Yeah, I'm the JUGGERNAUT, bitch."
It no longer has the ring ...

Posted by: Arbalest at February 17, 2010 01:27 AM (JnWYr)

325 I love BOSTON'S own. AEROSMITH.

AMY'S GOT A GUN................

Posted by: gus at February 17, 2010 01:27 AM (MaqIC)

326 Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a tenured professor!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:28 AM (P33XN)

327 Dear Alice in Wooster
Liberal Arts, are you fucking kidding me? That's not a discipline. I'll shoot you myself if I weren't in jail. Get a real degree.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:28 AM (gLSaO)

328 Dear Dr. Amy,
Should I go with the fox fur or the mink fur?
Kisses....

Posted by: Johnny Weir at February 17, 2010 01:28 AM (QuP9W)

329 We spent a full 10 minutes checking Bishop's
background and arrest records.
All due diligence!

Posted by: UAH HR at February 17, 2010 01:00 AM (d7Px0)
Story a couple days ago said they did a background check afterward and none of this stuff was on it. Maybe a little CYA going on here.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 17, 2010 01:29 AM (1fanL)

330 Dear Dr. Amy.

One of my neighbors not only doesn't drive a Prius, but actually drives a pick-up truck... How should I seek justice for Gaia... Slash his tires or knee-cap the racist bitter-clinger?

Posted by: Marge in Amherst at February 17, 2010 01:29 AM (1AnxB)

331 Dear Dr. Amy, The new inmate, Jeffrey, is giving me the creeps. What should I do?

Posted by: Dahmer's pal who swings a mean broom handle at February 17, 2010 01:30 AM (vSncj)

332 Dear Dr. Amy, I was going to try to patch things up with my wife. Dinner at our favorite restraunt, etc. Any suggestions?

Posted by: robert blake at February 17, 2010 01:30 AM (OdlYh)

333 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Posted by: Dr Amy f'in Bishop! at February 17, 2010 01:31 AM (SwkdU)

334 It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:32 AM (1AnxB)

335 Dear Dr. Amy,

This fatcat Archduke is gonna be driving through my town tomorrow. What should I do?

Posted by: G. Princip, Sarajevo at February 17, 2010 01:32 AM (AJreE)

336 Perhaps the real question we ought to ask ourselves here is this:
Why was DR. AMY BISHOP slumming at an IHOP?
That's so...plebeian. That's so...state school undergraduate.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 17, 2010 01:32 AM (P33XN)

337 OT: Exactly what you'd expect from Tom Freidman on global warming. We have to be more like China.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 17, 2010 01:33 AM (1fanL)

338 Dear Dr. Amy,
Glenn Beck is really pissing me off! He told America that I'm a Socialist, and that you were a wannabe prof who would never deserve tenure.
I have arranged for bail until you go to trial. Call me.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 17, 2010 01:34 AM (d7Px0)

339 Dear Dr. Amy,
We lost to the stinking Japanese what should we do?

Posted by: US Curling Team at February 17, 2010 01:34 AM (QuP9W)

340 THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! THERE'S NO PLACETO HANG MY FRAMED DEGREES IN THIS FUCKING CELL!
I'M DR. AMY FUCKING BISHOP, FOR GAIA'S SAKE!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:35 AM (P33XN)

341 Dear Dr Amy

The census taker is really getting on my nerves. Can you suggest any good recipes?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 17, 2010 01:35 AM (SwkdU)

342 Dear Dr. Amy, I just love your hairstyle. Where do you get it done at?

Posted by: Dutch Boy Paint Boy at February 17, 2010 01:36 AM (Vu6sl)

343 The census taker is really getting on my nerves. Can you suggest any good recipes?
LOL

Posted by: Wild Bill at February 17, 2010 01:36 AM (d7Px0)

344 Dear Dr. Amy,
The docs at Bethesda want to take my gallbladder out. What is your expert opinion?

Posted by: John Murtha at February 17, 2010 01:36 AM (QuP9W)

345 Dear Dr. Amy,

Some crazy bitch wants tenure, but we're pretty sure she's a fucking nut. What should we do? I mean whats the worst that could happen?

Posted by: UAH Administration at February 17, 2010 01:37 AM (AJreE)

346 Dear Dr. Amy Bishop,
While I've never heard of you, a friend told me I should write to you and explain my problem. Which, come to think of it, I can't remember having a problem.
Sorry.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 17, 2010 01:37 AM (P33XN)

347 Dear Dr. Amy,

My boyfriend 'Spider' won't stop talking about the Winter Olympics. What should I do???

Posted by: Claudine Longet at February 17, 2010 01:38 AM (1AnxB)

348 Dear Dr. Amy,
Glenn Beck is really pissing me off! He told America that I'm a Socialist, and that you were a wannabe prof who would never deserve tenure.
I have arranged for bail until you go to trial. Call me.
Dammit Barry, I'm a doctor, not a political consultant.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:38 AM (gLSaO)

349

Dr, Amy,

As you know, constantly filling out statements for the police can become quit tedious. I am considering hiring one of the local unemployed walmart-shoppers to perform menial tasks such as this. Can you give me some pros and cons on this idea?

Posted by: Zsa Zsa Gabor at February 17, 2010 01:38 AM (EquV1)

350 Dear Dr. Amy, My house is so lifeless and dreary since my mother passed away and the motel isn't doing so well since they built the new highway bypass. Any ideas?

Posted by: norman bates at February 17, 2010 01:39 AM (OdlYh)

351 Dear Dr. Amy,Should I go with the fox fur or the mink fur?Kisses....
Fur is MURDER, BITCH!!!!

Posted by: DR amy bishop at February 17, 2010 01:39 AM (2qU2d)

352 Dear Dr. Amy,

My parents are really pissing me off. I'm a grown-up, but they keep treating me like a kid. What should I do?

Posted by: Lizzy Borden at February 17, 2010 01:40 AM (1fanL)

353 Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm MATT DAMON! What should I do?

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at February 17, 2010 01:40 AM (QuP9W)

354 Dear Dr. Amy, My house is so lifeless and dreary since my mother passed away and the motel isn't doing so well since they built the new highway bypass. Any ideas?Have a long shower.

Posted by: DR amy bishop at February 17, 2010 01:40 AM (2qU2d)

355 Dear Dr. Amy, I want to race tomorrow, but I'm scared of the track. I will withdraw from the competition unless you tell me otherwise.

Posted by: Georgian Luge Guy at February 17, 2010 01:40 AM (vSncj)

356 Dear Dr. Amy,
While my boss praises my Liberal news reading, he says that I'm not bringing in enough viewers. I may have to accept a huge pay cut.
Should I off him on live TV, or take the horny bastard home for some poison wine?
Any help is appreciated. I have a great workout program for pears...

Posted by: Katie Coric at February 17, 2010 01:41 AM (d7Px0)

357 Why was DR. AMY BISHOP slumming at an IHOP?

Best Gloryhole in town...

Posted by: DR! Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:42 AM (0BqFH)

358 Dear Dr Amy

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (SwkdU)

359 Dear Dr. Amy, You being a Harvard educated doctor, can you recommend a good pain reliever?

Posted by: the chicken at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (OdlYh)

360 That's Dr. Amy Bishop-Anderson.

I get compliments on the hyphen

Posted by: Emil Muz at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (NmWOy)

361 Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm completely inadequate in bed. Should I just kill myself now?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (QuP9W)

362 Dear Dr. Amy,

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 17, 2010 01:44 AM (d7Px0)

363 363 Dear Dr. Amy, I want to race tomorrow, but I'm scared of the track. I will withdraw from the competition unless you tell me otherwise.

Too soon.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:44 AM (gLSaO)

364 Dear Dr. Amy, I seem to be slicing my hookers and hooking my slicers. What should I do?

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 17, 2010 01:45 AM (wzaX3)

365 Dear Dr. Amy, My dog istalking to me, and I want him to stop. Any suggestions???

Posted by: David Berkowitz at February 17, 2010 01:45 AM (vSncj)

366
363 ~

Posted by: Rewrite! at February 17, 2010 01:45 AM (d7Px0)

367 Dear Dr Amy



Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 17, 2010 01:43 AM (SwkdU)
P.S. But I wouldn't fuck you. Lose the Darth Vader helmet, freak.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 17, 2010 01:45 AM (1fanL)

368 Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm having discipline problems with my teenage son. I thought I knew how to deal with him, but it's just not working. Your advice would be appreciated.

Posted by: Father Knows Best at February 17, 2010 01:46 AM (Vu6sl)

369 Dear Dr. Amy,

Our parents are Beverly Hills record producers that give us chinzee allowances and don't let us have any fun... How can we convince them to open up the pocketbook?

Posted by: Lyle and Eric Menendez at February 17, 2010 01:46 AM (1AnxB)

370 Dear Dr. Amy,
Does this tent make me look fat? Love some fashion advice.

Posted by: Kirstie Alley at February 17, 2010 01:48 AM (QuP9W)

371 My man won't come out of his igloo. Suggestions?

Posted by: Tippergore at February 17, 2010 01:48 AM (NmWOy)

372 Readers' Digest plans to update its perennial health feature, starting with I Am Dr. Amy Bishop's Hippocampus.

Posted by: stuiec at February 17, 2010 01:49 AM (GU29T)

373 Dear Dr. Amy,Our parents are Beverly Hills record producers that give us chinzee allowances and don't let us have any fun... How can we convince them to open up the pocketbook?

Dear Lyle and Eric, dealing with aging parents can be difficult. I'd just shoot them. Reload as often as you need to.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:49 AM (gLSaO)

374 Dr Bishop

We got a new boss a few years back who is very ambitious, enthusiastic & energetic. Every one liked him and we thought his plans would take us far. Now that we have encountered some tough obstacles, some of us think the guy is just a raving lunatic.

What should we do?

Posted by: Field Marshall Erwin Rommel at February 17, 2010 01:49 AM (SwkdU)

375 Dear Dr. Amy,
We will never discuss your Socialism, Obama fanaticism, and the fact that you shot a bunch of first or second generation Americans. We were hoping that you might someday help us.
Breitbart, Beck, Rush, and Charles Johnson (just because).

Posted by: MSM at February 17, 2010 01:49 AM (d7Px0)

376 Dear Dr. Amy, Tapioca or butterscotch?

Posted by: mr. dipper at February 17, 2010 01:52 AM (OdlYh)

377 Dear Dr. Amy,

I'm getting really tired of certain right-wing bloggers, and there are plenty of lonely places around Provincetown in the winter. What should I do?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan Of The SA at February 17, 2010 01:53 AM (Hu/Da)

378 Dear Dr. Amy,

Before I ask my question, I have to say, I love your hair! Where do you get it done? So here's my problem. I have a huge crush on a woman who recently had some unpleasantries with the law. She might be in jail for a very, very long time. Should I commit a crime so I can be united with her forever?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 17, 2010 01:54 AM (1fanL)

379 Dear Dr Amy

That Alex Hamilton is a smug, little punk. Should I choose pistols or swords?

Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 17, 2010 01:54 AM (SwkdU)

380 Dear Dr. Amy,

The Communists are stealing all of my Precious Bodily Fluids. What should I do?

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at February 17, 2010 01:54 AM (Hu/Da)

381 Dear Dr. Amy,

My Precious! My Precious!

What should I do?

Posted by: Gollum at February 17, 2010 01:55 AM (Hu/Da)

382 Turns out "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP" is even better killing words than my name. Who knew?

Posted by: Paul Mu'ad Dib at February 17, 2010 01:55 AM (GU29T)

383 dear dr amy, bitch in the next stall won't pass tpunder to me..?!
Sent from my Blackberry (TM)

Posted by: Judy at February 17, 2010 01:57 AM (d7Px0)

384 384 Dear Dr. Amy, Tapioca or butterscotch?
Pudding? You're asking me about pudding? Do I look like I have balls? Don't answer that.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 01:57 AM (gLSaO)

385 Dear Dr. Amy,

The Joooos have taken over international finance and are ruining my country. What should I do?

Posted by: A.H. at February 17, 2010 01:57 AM (1fanL)

386 Dear Dr. Amy,
Should I switch to Geico?

Posted by: mpfs at February 17, 2010 01:58 AM (QuP9W)

387 Dear Dr. Amy,
Several well-known bloggers mock me by saying I sound like a slutty Zsa Zsa Gabor. Any suggestions you can provide me to deal with this situation would be greatly appreciated.
P.S. You go girl!
Posted by: Aireeanus Huffengton at February 17, 2010 01:58 AM (Vu6sl)

Posted by: Aireeanus Huffengton at February 17, 2010 01:59 AM (Vu6sl)

388 Dear Dr. Amy, I think I keep seeing this same sinister looking man with an eyepatch following me with his one good eye focussed on the top of my head. I don't know if I'm in danger or if it's just Value-Rite induced paranoia. Who should I go to for help?

Posted by: hobo at February 17, 2010 02:00 AM (OdlYh)

389 Dear Dr. Amy,
My lizards are daring to question me, and NYT won't let me ban them. Both Sharmy and Mandy Manners have offered to take a beating but not a bullet. Kilgore..?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 17, 2010 02:00 AM (d7Px0)

390 Of course, her uncanny resemblance to a Sandworm should have tipped me off....

Posted by: Paul Mu'ad Dib at February 17, 2010 02:00 AM (GU29T)

391 Posted by: A.H. at February 17, 2010 01:57 AM

Die, schweinhund!

I am Field Marshall Erwin Rommel!!!1!!1!

Posted by: Erwin f'in Rommel at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (SwkdU)

392 390
Turns out "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP" is even better killing words than my
name. Who knew?

Posted by: Paul
Mu'ad Dib at February 17, 2010 01:55 AM (GU29T)
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!

Posted by: Guy who yells "NEEEEEEEEEERD!!!" at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (1fanL)

393 Dear Dr. Amy, Thank you for your prompt reply. The church idea is a good one. They'll never get me there. Hugs.

Posted by: George Tiller at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (vSncj)

394
Dear Dr. Amy,

I'm very excited. My penpal wants to meet. His name is RawMuscleGlutes. He is very nice. What should I do.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 17, 2010 02:03 AM (EquV1)

395 393 Dear Dr. Amy,The Joooos have taken over international finance and are ruining my country. What should I do?
I'd look for a more efficient method of extermination. Bullets are fine for small groups, but cost too much for mass executions. Maybe something in a gas.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:03 AM (gLSaO)

396 Die, schweinhund!



I am Field Marshall Erwin Rommel!!!1!!1!

Posted by: Erwin f'in Rommel at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (SwkdU)
How my ass poison taste?

Posted by: A.H. at February 17, 2010 02:03 AM (1fanL)

397 Dear Dr. Amy,

I'm besieging a city that obstinately refuses to surrender.

What should I do?

Posted by: Timur The Lame at February 17, 2010 02:04 AM (Hu/Da)

398 Dear Dr. Amy,

I'm also besieging a city that obstinately refuses to surrender.

What should I do?

Posted by: Field Marshal von Leeb at February 17, 2010 02:05 AM (Hu/Da)

399 Dear Dr. Amy, So this time you used a 9mm, and it eventually jammed? Thanks.

Posted by: Your fucking brother at February 17, 2010 02:06 AM (vSncj)

400 Dear Dr. Amy,
I sometimes feel like the whole world is laughing at me, and I'm a serious actor. Dinnerjacket and Chavez have offered to help, but it's taking forever.
What to do?

Posted by: Sean Penn at February 17, 2010 02:06 AM (d7Px0)

401 Dear Dr. Amy, How come you get all the fun letters? Oh, and that bitch twin sister of mine keeps copying my every move. I'd sure like to teach her a lesson, if you know what I mean(and I think you do).

Posted by: ann landers at February 17, 2010 02:07 AM (OdlYh)

402 Dear Dr. Amy,
I have two charming daughters andoneprudish little bitch for a step-daughter. She is making our lives miserable. What should I do?

Posted by: Cinderella's Evil Stepmother at February 17, 2010 02:08 AM (Vu6sl)

403 I AM BECOME DR. AMY BISHOP, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Posted by: stuiec at February 17, 2010 02:08 AM (GU29T)

404 401 Dear Dr. Amy, Thank you for your prompt reply. The church idea is a good one. They'll never get me there. Hugs.


Posted by: George Tiller at February 17, 2010 02:01 AM (vSncj)
Bestyet. +1111

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2010 02:08 AM (gLSaO)

405 Dear Dr. Amy,
My client cut his hand and got blood all over his shirt. Should I SHOUT it Out?

Posted by: Robert Shapiro at February 17, 2010 02:09 AM (QuP9W)

406 Dear Dr. Amy,
I think that I can clean upthis story. Drop me a line.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at February 17, 2010 02:09 AM (d7Px0)

407 Dear Dr. Amy,
Do they know it's Christmas?

Posted by: Sappy Celebrity Retards what make bad self-indulgent noise at February 17, 2010 02:10 AM (wzaX3)

408 Dear Dr. Amy,
How do you recognize the threats?

Posted by: Big Sis at February 17, 2010 02:10 AM (d7Px0)

409 Science is messy.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:11 AM (gLSaO)

410 Dear Dr. Amy,
Michael Jackson just offered me a job. Should I accept?

Posted by: Dr. Conrad Murray at February 17, 2010 02:11 AM (QuP9W)

411 Dear Dr. Amy,
There areseven dwarfs that are driving me fucking crazy. What should I do?

Posted by: Snow White at February 17, 2010 02:12 AM (Vu6sl)

412 Dear Dr. Amy,

I think my wife is cheating on me. I'm leaning toward couples' therapy and a romantic renewal of our vows, but I thought I'd ask your advice before I did anything. What do you think I should do?

Posted by: O.J. at February 17, 2010 02:12 AM (1fanL)

413 Dear Dr. Amy, They're just wolves, right?

Posted by: Sarah in a helicopter at February 17, 2010 02:12 AM (vSncj)

414 The libs spout this bullshit about the community, collective, etc..but in reality, they (generally) are the ultimate in selfishness. Lookat how many of them are narcissists, starting with President I...both Clintons, Emmanuel, Biden, the Wookie, on down to Kos, Marcotte, Chuckie Johnson, etc.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 17, 2010 02:12 AM (E26ix)

415 And Darkness and Decay and Dr. Amy Bishop held illimitable dominion over all.

Posted by: stuiec at February 17, 2010 02:12 AM (GU29T)

416 Dear Dr. Amy:
My girlfriend tells me that she really loves me for my mind, but then she keeps on bringing over her girlfriends to have sex with me and then charges them 50 bucks.
Am I just being used?

Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at February 17, 2010 02:14 AM (dcKUM)

417 Dear Dr. Amy, I know it must be difficult when people don't recognize your brilliance. Not that it's ever happened to me.

Posted by: Barry Obama at February 17, 2010 02:15 AM (gLSaO)

418 Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am DR. AMY BISHOP!!!1!!1!!!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:15 AM (OdlYh)

419 Dear Dr. Amy:
My girlfriend tells me that she really loves me for my mind, but then
she keeps on bringing over her girlfriends to have sex with me and then
charges them 50 bucks.
Am I just being used?


Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at February 17, 2010 02:14 AM (dcKUM)
I'm sorry, what's the problem, you emo weenie?

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:16 AM (1fanL)

420 I AM DR. AMY BISHOP AND I SAY THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!

Posted by: stuiec at February 17, 2010 02:17 AM (GU29T)

421 Dear Dr. Amy,
There's this certain ring I've had my eye on. What should I do?

Posted by: Sauron at February 17, 2010 02:17 AM (Gk/wA)

422 Somewhere down in Florida, Big Shoe's tossing and turning with each new revelation, each breaking story and screaming...
"FRIED WHOLE BELLIES AND TARTAR SAUCE! NO! That's not it...I'M MISSING THE BIGGEST CIRCUS IN BAY STATE HISTORY! THE COLONEL CAN'T HANDLE THIS! HE VOTED FOR OBAMA! I NEED TO GET BACK! I NEED TO GET BAAAAAAACK! FLY SANDY DOWN HERE! WE'LL DO THE SHOW FROM RUSH'S STUDIO! JUST GET ME BACK ON THE AIR!!!"

Posted by: SuperCool at February 17, 2010 02:18 AM (DRsTV)

423 Dear Dr. Amy,
I think the Pinto will be the NEW Mustang. Your thoughts?

Posted by: Ford Motor Co at February 17, 2010 02:18 AM (QuP9W)

424 Dear Dr. Amy:
I read somewhere that you should always defrost your refrigerator ever 6 months. That may cause some problems, since I have a frost-free refrigerator.
What do you recommend?

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at February 17, 2010 02:18 AM (dcKUM)

425 "Dear Dr. Amy:
My girlfriend tells me that she really loves me for my mind, but then
she keeps on bringing over her girlfriends to have sex with me and then
charges them 50 bucks.
Am I just being used?


Posted by: Argentine Lake Duck at February 17, 2010 02:14 AM (dcKUM)"
=============================================


You think you got problems?

Posted by: the chicken at February 17, 2010 02:19 AM (OdlYh)

426
Dr. Amy,

There has been a terrible miscommunication (entirely our fault, of course). When we said you did not get tenure, that was only because you have received elevenure, which is one better yet, and suitable only to someone of your intellectual stature.

Thank you for the patience and grace you have demonstrated during these trying days and congratulations on your awesomeness.

Posted by: The tenure/elevenure committee at February 17, 2010 02:19 AM (EquV1)

427 Why couldn't DR. AMY BISHOP have gone into climate scientology? I think she was made for that field. What a waste. Just think of what she would be doing now, as the world ripped her global warming "research" to shreds ...

Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 17, 2010 02:19 AM (A46hP)

428 Dear Dr. Amy,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I'm leaning toward couples' therapy and a romantic renewal of our vows. What do you think I should do?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at February 17, 2010 02:20 AM (1fanL)

429 Dear Dr. Amy,
This Kennedy fellow seems a bit too bourgeois for my tastes. What should I do?

Posted by: Lee Harvey Oswald at February 17, 2010 02:20 AM (Gk/wA)

430 Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: That's Dr. Amy Bishop To You, Bitch at February 17, 2010 02:22 AM (Hu/Da)

431 It puts the booster seat in the basket, or else it gets the hose again!

Posted by: DR. AMY BISHOP!!! at February 17, 2010 02:22 AM (Tr9MG)

432 She isn't going to get elevenure - she'll get tenure-to-twentyure with a high chance of 220 instead.

Posted by: Al at February 17, 2010 02:22 AM (0lyUI)

433 Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm thinking of doing something really big to impress my girlfriend. What do you suggest?

Posted by: John Hinckley Jr. at February 17, 2010 02:23 AM (Gk/wA)

434 Dear Dr. Amy, When you pulled the trigger, why did OTHER people get shot?

Posted by: Plaxico Burress at February 17, 2010 02:24 AM (vSncj)

435 'But as to this thing we've just sent back - the Bishops raised it for a terrible part in the doings that were to come. It grew fast and big from the same reason that Wilbur grew fast and big - but it beat him because it had a greater share of the outsideness in it. You needn't ask how Wilbur called it out of the air. He didn't call it out. It was Dr. Amy Bishop, but it looked more like the father than he did.'

Posted by: stuiec at February 17, 2010 02:25 AM (GU29T)

436 Это песня о самом прекрасном городе в мире. Москва!

Diese Stadt ist eine Dirne
Hat rote Flecken auf der Stirn
Ihre Zähne sind aus Gold
Sie ist fett und doch so hold
Ihr Mund fällt mir zu Tale
Wenn ich sie dafür bezahle
Sie zieht sich aus doch nur für Geld
Die Stadt die mich in Atem hält

Moskau

Раз, два, три!

Moskau

Посмотри!
Пионеры там идут,
песни Ленину поют.

Posted by: Rammstein at February 17, 2010 02:26 AM (Hu/Da)

437 Dear Dr. Amy, What kind of knot do you recommend for auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Posted by: david carradine at February 17, 2010 02:27 AM (OdlYh)

438 Dear Dr. Amy,
Just wanted to get back to you and thank you for all the advice. The operation went very smoothly. Thanks again.

Posted by: The Mossad at February 17, 2010 02:28 AM (Vu6sl)

439 Dear Dr. Amy,
These Jewish folks seem a bit uppity. What do you suggest I do about them?

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at February 17, 2010 02:29 AM (Gk/wA)

440 358
Dear Dr. Amy, My house is so lifeless and dreary since my mother passed
away and the motel isn't doing so well since they built the new highway
bypass. Any ideas?


Posted by: norman bates at February 17, 2010 01:39 AM


I'll take this one, Dr Amy...

Dear Norman,

Get your own TV show. Battle Death to the Death.

Oh, and baths are much better than showers

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at February 17, 2010 02:29 AM (sYxEE)

441 Dear Fans,
It's nice that you appreciate my work, but I'm not a marriage or career counselor and I'm not a political consultant. I'm a mother in need of a booster seat and I'm a scientist. Please keep your questions in those frames of reference. Also, if you have had problems with your siblings or with tenure, maybe I could help. Anything beyond that, like pipe bombs or relationship advice, I have not had much success with.
Best wishes,
Dr. Amy Bishop

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 02:30 AM (gLSaO)

442 Dear Dr. Amy,
This Trotsky fellow is really getting on my nerves. What should I do about him?

Posted by: Josef Stalin at February 17, 2010 02:31 AM (Gk/wA)

443 Just wanted to get back to you and thank you for all the advice. The operation went very smoothly. Thanks again.

Posted by: The Mossad at February 17, 2010 02:28 AM (Vu6sl)

Stop taking credit for OUR operations!

Posted by: Irish Death Squads at February 17, 2010 02:32 AM (Hu/Da)

444 Bill Maher: "Rush Limbaugh Scares White Men As They Get In Their Truck at Lunchtime"

Posted by: newser at February 17, 2010 02:33 AM (D2axM)

445 Obviously the perfect choice for Pancake Czar, you f......ing retards!!!!

Posted by: I AM THE RED QUEEN at February 17, 2010 02:33 AM (GkYyh)

446 Dear Dr. Amy,
The missus is always nagging, nagging, nagging. I just can't stand it anymore! I'm thinking about divorce but the Pope says no. What do I do?

Posted by: King Henry VIII at February 17, 2010 02:34 AM (Gk/wA)

447 Mr. Olbermann, Thank you for the idea! Having my own TV show where I can Battle Death to the Death sounds like a lot more fun than starting the Norman Bates School of Motel Management like Mother keeps trying to tell me.

Posted by: norman bates at February 17, 2010 02:36 AM (OdlYh)

448 Dear Dr. Amy:
I have a warehouse full of lace wigs and I'm forced to sell them on blogs at 2 AM since the fucking things are made out of yak hair and smell like batshitand everybody makes fun of me but I have to make enough money to marry my 16 year-old Filipino girlfriend that I met on "Cherry Blossoms" before her first husband gets out of jail.
Should I sell out on Overstock.com or just buy an Uzi?

Posted by: Lace wig guy at February 17, 2010 02:36 AM (dcKUM)

449 Dear Dr. Amy,
This whole monarchy thing is really starting to suck. But what can we do about it?

Posted by: 18th century French peasants at February 17, 2010 02:37 AM (Gk/wA)

450 Dear Dr. Amy, You killed your brother in Massachusetts in '86, and I started serving - SERVING! - the Bay State as Lt. Governorin '83. Can you write a letter verifying the timeline? I smell another Purple Heart.

Posted by: John F. Kerry at February 17, 2010 02:37 AM (vSncj)

451 454 Dear Dr. Amy,The missus is always nagging, nagging, nagging. I just can't stand it anymore! I'm thinking about divorce but the Pope says no. What do I do?

Posted by: King Henry VIII at February 17, 2010 02:34 AM (Gk/wA)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Joe Kennedy II at February 17, 2010 02:40 AM (gLSaO)

452 Dear Dr. Bishop, The peasents are starving because they have no bread! How can we feed them? Oh, and I would love to get a cut like yours!

Posted by: marie antoinette at February 17, 2010 02:40 AM (OdlYh)

453 Stuiec...
I READ YOUR BOOK!!!!!

Posted by: George Lovecraft Patton at February 17, 2010 02:42 AM (GkYyh)

454 Dear Dr. Amy,
I love me some hot teenage boy ass, but I'm afraid that my lustful predilections will contrast too sharply with my image as a fun, jolly clown. What should I do?

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at February 17, 2010 02:42 AM (Gk/wA)

455 355
Dear Dr. Amy,

My boyfriend 'Spider' won't stop talking about the
Winter Olympics. What should I do???


Posted by: Claudine Longet at February 17, 2010 01:38 AM (1AnxB)Thank you, Claudine, for that trip on the WayBack Machine.

Posted by: dead, not sleeping at February 17, 2010 02:43 AM (u37xD)

456 Dear Dr. Amy:
I just accidentally killed my boyfriend with my PowerGlutes.
Should I go down to the police station to turn myself inor should I just wait here, open up a beer with my ass and wait for them to arrive?

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at February 17, 2010 02:43 AM (dcKUM)

457 Stuiec,

You magnificnt bastard!

Posted by: Edgar Bishop Poe at February 17, 2010 02:44 AM (GkYyh)

458 Dear Dr. Amy, Can you recommed a good steakhouse in Manhattan? Thanks.

Posted by: Paul Castellano at February 17, 2010 02:45 AM (vSncj)

459 Dear Dr Amy,

I have a lot of young girls as friends and we live in this abandoned ranch in the desert. The problem is that they're easily bored on a Saturday night and want to party in Beverly Hills.

What do you suggest they do for fun on a limited budget?

Posted by: Charlie Manson at February 17, 2010 02:45 AM (sYxEE)

460 Dr. Amy just killed the ONT as much as she did her coworkers.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 17, 2010 02:46 AM (dcKUM)

461 Dear Dr. Amy Bishop, How do you pronounce 'corpsman'?

Posted by: barack obama at February 17, 2010 02:47 AM (OdlYh)

462 Dear Dr Amy,

One of my brother's staffers loves to blow me while I'm driving and it's very distracting. I'm afraid one night I'll drive off a bridge. Any advice?

PS - I am very proud to have served as your senator for almost 50 years.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 17, 2010 02:51 AM (sYxEE)

463 Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm a big fan of codes and ciphers. I'd like to put my talents to good use. What do you suggest?

Posted by: Zodiac at February 17, 2010 02:52 AM (Gk/wA)

464 Dear Dr Amy,

I'm in love with this older Japanese woman who walks around the Upper West Side of Manhattan with this old limey hippie. He's not good enough for her, and she won't leave him.

Is it still cowardly to shoot him in the back?

Posted by: Mark David Chapman at February 17, 2010 02:54 AM (sYxEE)

465 Hey, you can't talk to me like that, I'm Vinnie Barbarino Dr. Amy Bishop!!!!!

Posted by: The newest sweathog at February 17, 2010 02:57 AM (vSncj)

466
Dear Dr. Amy,

Will you be our friend?




Sincerely,

Posted by: Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls at February 17, 2010 02:58 AM (EquV1)

467 Dear Dr. Amy,
Would you like to be my Mother Figure?

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at February 17, 2010 02:59 AM (FD3EH)

468 467 Dear Dr Amy,I have a lot of young girls as friends and we live in this abandoned ranch in the desert. The problem is that they're easily bored on a Saturday night and want to party in Beverly Hills. What do you suggest they do for fun on a limited budget?

Posted by: Charlie Manson at February 17, 2010 02:45 AM

Amy, I'll take this one.
Overthrow the government by starting a race war.


Posted by: Billy Ayers at February 17, 2010 02:59 AM (gLSaO)

469 Dear Dr. Amy,
Hypothetically speaking, if I came out of a store with an armful of dry goods and found myself "outed" in front of 4 blue bellies, what would you recommend - surrender or shooting?
Thanks for a quick reply!

Posted by: Josey Wales at February 17, 2010 03:01 AM (2g2ex)

470 #444 rammstein:

ya znayu, ya znayu.

Posted by: gomm at February 17, 2010 03:08 AM (Ibk1S)

471 you can always tell a harvard woman, but FOR GOD SAK'ES DON'T< IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!

Posted by: gomm at February 17, 2010 03:09 AM (Ibk1S)

472 Okay. So I pick up this chick because I'm desperate, but I had the little green Bug with the doors that wouldn't open on the passenger side, when I realize thatI'M the one who's pounding on them and shouting.....LET ME OUT!!!!!!

Posted by: Ted Bundy at February 17, 2010 03:14 AM (GkYyh)

473 Dear Dr. Amy,
How can I get the attention of a "virtue-impaired" coed I like?
Hook 'em Horns!

Posted by: Charles Whitman at February 17, 2010 03:16 AM (2g2ex)

474 Dear Dr.Amy, I knew I should have consulted a PhD in Chemistry instead. Your advice sucked, and because of you I'm still alive but my balls are gone forever. Asshole.

Posted by: The Underwear Bomber at February 17, 2010 03:16 AM (vSncj)

475 Dear Dr. Amy,

The Marines are besieging us - some of the other guys want to take innocent civilians as human shields, but I'm still ambivalent.

What do you think I should do?

Posted by: Abdul, The Taliban Man at February 17, 2010 03:17 AM (Hu/Da)

476 Dear Dr. Amy,
None of the hotts at the LA Fitness gym I go to will give me the time of day. Any suggestions?

Posted by: George Sodini at February 17, 2010 03:21 AM (2g2ex)

477 Dear Aireeanus Huffington,
Of coures you don't sound like Zsa Zsa!
You sound much more like Bela Legosi.
Dr. Amy

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 03:25 AM (GkYyh)

478 Dear Dr. Amy,
The bugs we are hunting on LV 426 are inside the perimeter. What do you suggest?

Posted by: Private Hudson at February 17, 2010 03:25 AM (2g2ex)

479 The woman, identified in court documents as Michelle Gjika, declined to
comment, saying only "It's not something I want to relive."

Relive, hell. Too bad Ms. Gjika didn't get up and stomp the living bat shit out of Ms. I Am Dr. Amy Bishop. In for a penny, in for a pound.
Seriously - what the fuck was this lunatic doing outside of a padded room, let alone teaching at an American university? A little uncivilized behavior is to be expected from the average leftist college professor; this bitch, however, is going for the record.

Posted by: antisocialist at February 17, 2010 03:26 AM (Rwudm)

480
Dear Dr Amy,
I am a have a friend who is an unprecedented and transformative global figure being dragged down by a bunch of fucking retards so-called allies.
Can you help me him?

Posted by: Just some guy who's looking out for an old Chicago buddy at February 17, 2010 03:26 AM (b1OiT)

481 I have this neighbor named Sam, and his dog drops by to chat every night. He thinks I should use a .44 to kill young brunettes and brag about it to Jimmy Breslin.

Do you think he knows anything about guns?

Posted by: David Berkowitz at February 17, 2010 03:28 AM (sYxEE)

482 Dear Dr. Amy,
You should have shouted, "Death to tyrants!"
In latin.
That would have shown them all.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 17, 2010 03:34 AM (2g2ex)

483 Damn, does that mean I can go back to my favorite bar that she owns now that she is in jail?

Posted by: Eric at February 17, 2010 03:36 AM (Qc/s6)

484 Dr. Amy,
I'm late for a big meeting, and the highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive! What should I do?

Posted by: Little Steven at February 17, 2010 03:39 AM (FD3EH)

485 Dear Dr Amy,

I've read your published work on biology and I'm very impressed. I need your advice on identifying the best working stock among slave labor which has just arrived via transport.

My boss says my decision process is too slow and it's backing the trains up to Krakow. Any suggestions on faster identification would be helpful.


Posted by: Dr Josef Mengele at February 17, 2010 03:42 AM (sYxEE)

486 This woman has had severe mental illness since her teen years. She's also skated on everything. First her parents and cops cover up for the murder of brother and the attempted armed robbery of a get away car. Her husband had to know of all this crap happening during his marriage but he acts totally dumb about it. Life must have been hell for her kids.

Posted by: moi at February 17, 2010 03:42 AM (yMTjL)

487 Dear Mr. David Berkowitz,
Thank you for taking the time to write and as I know you are in a hurry to get started, I'll be brief.
1. Any advice from a talking dog must be given careful consideration. Dogs infrequently talk, but when they do, you can be assured it is important, or they would not have said it.
2. If the dog suggested anything less than a .44, I would have doubted his sincerity. That pooch knows his pistols!
3. Eat Jimmy Breslin's brains.
Love,
Dr. Amy

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 03:44 AM (F09Uo)

488 Dear Dr Amy,

This bunch of religious nuts in Texas (aren't they all, ha ha) are being stubborn and are making an ass out of me and my boss on CNN.

Are there any fire hazards with tear gas with winds at 35 mph?

Posted by: Janet Reno at February 17, 2010 03:45 AM (sYxEE)

489 Sometimes chocolate chip pancakes and bottomless coffee make a bitch crazy!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 03:49 AM (ZgvjV)

490 Dear Dr Amy

I enjoy a fanciful evening in Whitechapel with some saucy tarts but the services they perform are getting quite dear.

If I shall strangle them and render their internal organs, do you think anyone will raise a fuss? You know how the newspapers in Great Britain can be.

Posted by: Jack in London at February 17, 2010 03:52 AM (sYxEE)

491 Dear Dr. Amy,
My boss who is a legitimate business man wants me to bring in one of his contractors for a "performance review" after said contractor jettisoned a valuable shipment. This contractorhas a history ofavoidingaccountability and has a reputation for having a "hair trigger" fingerIYKWIM.
While my reflexes are very good, perhaps I should spend some time at the range before our meeting. What do you think?

Posted by: Greedo at February 17, 2010 03:53 AM (2g2ex)

492 490

Dear Dr. Amy,

You should have shouted, "Death to tyrants!"

In latin.

That would have shown them all.

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 17, 2010 03:34 AM

Dear Mr Booth,

Thank you for the encouragement, it's heartening to know that those in the entertainment industry understand the stress I'm going through.

PS - Break a leg!

Regards,

Dr Amy Bishop


I did shout that at an ANSWER rally backwhen the evil idiot Bush was illegally occupying the White House. Unfortunately, the phrase went over the head of everyone who is not an esteemed member of the Educated Class.

I enjoy the theater, I hope to meet you in the future.

Posted by: Jack in London at February 17, 2010 04:01 AM (sYxEE)

493 The part to play her is a shoe in for an oscar in the movie of her life after her execution if it happens before Obama leaves office.

Posted by: Eric at February 17, 2010 04:04 AM (Qc/s6)

494 Dr. Amy,
I've been replaced by another guy, and nobody seems to notice! He doesn't even look like me!

Posted by: Dick York at February 17, 2010 04:05 AM (FD3EH)

495 #500 Jack In London
Well played, sir. Bravo!

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 17, 2010 04:06 AM (2g2ex)

496 Dear Dr Amy

I was having some drinks with friends and this mutt who used to bust my balls was there. I grew up poor and to make ends meet I had to work shining shoes for the legitimate businessmen in my neighborhood. I'm proud that I worked hard, I feel I've earned the right to some respect as I've earned good marks from my supervisor for exceeding my quotas in revenues and blowing a few heads off.

Was I rash in kicking the guy almost to death and then stabbing him to death in the trunk of my friend's car?

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at February 17, 2010 04:10 AM (sYxEE)

497 Dear Dr Amy

I have been trying to bring my countrymen into the modern age, but they are as stubborn as water buffalo in heat.

Should I institute some kind of rewards program?

Posted by: Pol Pot at February 17, 2010 04:12 AM (SwkdU)

498 If jugearsWon had any balls he'd put Amyin charge of fighting "man made disturbances" and homeland defense..

Posted by: Imus Isback at February 17, 2010 04:13 AM (mZvsr)

499 Dear Jack In London:
Yes my dear, I'm afraid the constubulary would raise a frightfulfuss and theTimes would printdreadful articles about your adventures, unfairly painting you in a most unflattering light.
Sigh! Our genius is so often misunderstood and held in contempt by these mouthbreathers.
If only there was a way for you to "blend in" following a good night's work, what with all the fog and police activity and all.
Good luck and happy hunting!
Dr. Amy Bishop
(Yes I am)

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at February 17, 2010 04:17 AM (2g2ex)

500 I'm stuck on this South Pacific island due to the incompetence of the charter crew.

The two chicks are hot and I want to pound them in the squeakhole without constant interruptions from the other cretins who want me to make a radio out of a coconut.

Have you ever made a gun out of bamboo? I saw it on Star Trek once, but gunpowder and diamonds aren't exactly lying around here ready for loading.

Posted by: The Professor at February 17, 2010 04:22 AM (sYxEE)

501 Professor,
Gotcha covered.

Posted by: McGyver at February 17, 2010 04:28 AM (2g2ex)

502 Dear Dr Amy,

I always say that if phasers weren't meant for killing, the Federation weapons developers wouldn't have put the settings on in the first place.

I've found a way to get back to that alternate universe where I'm not only allowed to exterminate the populations of backwards but resources rich planets, I'm encouraged to do so.

Should I go for it?

Posted by: James T Kirk at February 17, 2010 04:30 AM (sYxEE)

503 PLEASE CALL ME DOCTOR.

I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME DR. AMY BISHOP.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Posted by: chicocano at February 17, 2010 04:31 AM (6p3E9)

504 Dear Dr. Amy Bishop,
Keep the faith my friend. You have been a guiding light to all those who support me, and continue to be in your struggle against the adversities of the actions of those who wish to destroy our noble and worthy vision of a greater America. Our cause is made stronger by your ever vigilant efforts to expose the wickedness that is the opposition of our true goal of complete utopia for every person of lesser value than those of us who are better than the rest of the worthless swine which is the miserable right wing, freedom loving, teabagging, internal terrorists we have to suffer with every day. I promise you I will act in the utmost of my ability to see to it that you are not punished for anything you have done, and if I have to I will call on my Nobel prize and Notre Dame Honorable Doctorate to bring the full power of my personality to bear on the low thinking knuckle draggers that have you incarcerated in that backwoods, Republican controlled precinct of our soon to be great nation. I have a spot for you in my cabinet. (that nappy girl is just too quiet) Until then, keep the faith, my child, I will come to your aid, and be your salvation, as you always knew I would.
Your friend and messiah,
Barak
ps, I am right now dispatching Jimmy Carter to your side for support.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 17, 2010 04:31 AM (Qc/s6)

505 Dear Dr Amy,

As a former resident of Massachusetts, you are surely familiar with Sen. John Kerry. Do you think you could pay him a visit? I'm sick and tired of him accusing me of atrocities. He wasn't there, so how the f--k would he know?

That "jenjis" bit grates on my nerves too.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at February 17, 2010 04:33 AM (sYxEE)

506 Dear Dr. Amy,
I swear I'm going to flip out if my live-in girlfriend trys to "help" me just one more time. Although she wears eye catchingoutfits and the whole Master thing are points in her favor, I am tired of all the unexpected consequences.
Plus, she has brought out the baser side of my best buddy Roger.
Would it be wrong to seal her up in her bottle?

Posted by: Tony in Coco Beach at February 17, 2010 04:41 AM (2g2ex)

507 Professor,
You have been duped by the ignoramus tea baggers on the island with you, if you had seen the movie Cast Away, you would know that our glorious acting perfection male who is white told you that coconuts are a laxative, which means it contains salt peter. This was the missing ingredient in the gun powder. Diamonds are just a gift, take the sulfur, the SP, and the limestone, and you have all you need to kill those interfering white boys and score the white women all for yourself.
Love Barry

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 17, 2010 04:41 AM (Qc/s6)

508 430

Somewhere down in Florida, Big Shoe's tossing and turning with each new revelation, each breaking story and screaming...

"FRIED WHOLE BELLIES AND TARTAR SAUCE! NO! That's not
it...I'M MISSING THE BIGGEST CIRCUS IN BAY STATE HISTORY! THE COLONEL
CAN'T HANDLE THIS! HE VOTED FOR OBAMA! I NEED TO GET BACK! I NEED TO
GET BAAAAAAACK! FLY SANDY DOWN HERE! WE'LL DO THE SHOW FROM RUSH'S
STUDIO! JUST GET ME BACK ON THE AIR!!!"Posted by: SuperCool..


I laughed! Bravo.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 17, 2010 04:45 AM (Dxfei)

509 Tony in cocoa beach,
How dare you look on a woman who isn't your wife and think she is your property! You will be stoned, if you admit it again in public, in the mean time, you must bring her to me so that I can properly scorn her for her transgressions, and then she will be buried in the sand and stoned to death.

Posted by: Alah at February 17, 2010 04:49 AM (Qc/s6)

510 There are Ls in allah genius.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 17, 2010 04:56 AM (NLZLH)

511 Barry,

Thanks for the tip on saltpeter in the coconuts. You are indeed the smartest man ever to walk the earth.

The bedrock in the islands of the South Pacific are volcanic in nature rather than sedimentary, so limestone may not be found here. The rock should have a high sulfur content however, so that should suffice for the gunpowder mix. I think I can knock some metal pieces from the wrecked boat for missiles, and they should shred the idiots rather nicely.

Could you do me a favor? See if you can denigrate the rich guy as a Wall Street fatcat, I might have a problem with him being dead should someone actually find us

Posted by: The Professor at February 17, 2010 04:57 AM (sYxEE)

512 Dear Capt Kirk,

By all means, go for it! Spock is really hip with that beard in the other dimension, he reminds me of my first sociology professor at Harvard.

Think Uhura or Rand are going to say "just oiling my traps, darling" like the consort you have in the Bizarro world? Sulu might say it, but let's not go there.

The Agony Booth looks like a real hoot at parties, especially with a screamer like Chekov.

Oh, and if you can arrange to time travel to 2010, I'd be much more useful to your world as a biologist than some bitch who looks at whale shit all day.

Live long and prosper,

Dr Amy Bishop



Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 05:05 AM (sYxEE)

513 Professor, my bad, you don't need the limestone, you need the charchoal from the fires you have been lighting all these years. Something high in Carbon content, and the saltpeter isn't just in the coconuts, you have to pee in them for a couple months to get the urea to react and make a decent nitrate, but it's not too difficult a task, Hey, you gotta pee every day, right?

Anyway, pee in the open coconut, let it dry in the sun, save the blackened parts of the fires, and find the yellow sulfur on the island, and you have perfectly good gunpowder. You will have to test the ratio of each, but those are the ingredients.

As to the rich capitalist pig stranded with you on the island, I suggest you make him into some good bait for fishing, remember only the teeth are traceable, and if the volcano is active, your problem is solved.
Best of luck getting saved, or laid. Of course you could always feed the volcano god a nice virgin like that Gilligan dude, or the fat capitalist and his wife.

Barry

Posted by: barry soetero at February 17, 2010 05:18 AM (Qc/s6)

514 Dear Mr York

Shark jumping is a painful ordeal for any television production. I recommend shoving a diving canister in the shark's mouth and blasting away at it with a 30-06.

Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 05:18 AM (sYxEE)

515 Lefty womyn and pancakes. We go together like pancakes and syrup
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 16, 2010 11:09 PM

This caused coffee to fly! Bravo to the poster.

Posted by: gdonovan at February 17, 2010 05:18 AM (Tfe6f)

516 This caused coffee to fly!
I know! This made me angry, too, but I didn't throw my beverage. Try herbal tea.

Posted by: Berkeley Betty at February 17, 2010 05:23 AM (SwkdU)

517 Barry,

Thanks for the help. I believe that the vegetation on this island contains the necessary ingredients to drug the rich asshole so he'll give me his Swiss bank account transit numbers before his heirs get their hands on it. It's all yours if you want it.

Since unlike Capt Kirk I'm not in a death match with a lizard man on steroids, I should have plenty of time to manufacture the tools I need.

Tell Bill and Bernadette I said hi, and sorry about the fuckup on the nail bomb with Bill's old girlfriend.

Posted by: The Professor at February 17, 2010 05:25 AM (sYxEE)

518
Christ, whats next ? Dr. Amy Bishop while on vacation with her husband and kids killed several French Canadienne truck drivers in a hatchet fight at a rest stop on the Trans-Canada Highway because they were hogging all the parking spaces ?

Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 05:26 AM (t72+4)

519 Dear Dr. Amy,
My plump wife is refusing to make my dinner and makesme sleep outside under the wagon in thecold. It's all because my idiot brother said he knew a shortcut through the Wassatch mountains and the Great Salt Lake Desert.
"Listen to your brother," she said. "He has a PhD and is part of the educated class," she said. Stupid wife also wanted me to stop and ask directions. Guess the fact that all the white people herabouts are soldiers barricaded in forts didn't strike her as odd.
Fat good my dumbass brother'sPhD in climatology from some limey school in East bumtruck Anglia does us now. "Warming will keep the passes open inthe Sierra Nevada mountains untillate December," he said.It wasonly late October and all the passes were alreadysnowed in. Sure wish we had back those3 extra weeks his "shortcut"took.
So she's mad at me now foreating him when all the food ran out. Like WTF? She won'ttake her turnat skinning the others and won't let me tenderize touch her.
Can this marriage be saved?

Posted by: George Donner at February 17, 2010 05:28 AM (2g2ex)

520 "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP!"
Ladies and gentlemen, that is why America should be run by brainiac Ivy League graduates, particularly Harvard PhDs like me. And if you disagree, let's have a meeting where I can straighten you out.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 05:29 AM (Ek/Oc)

521
Little Known Fact:

While in college and struggling to earn extra money Dr. Amy Bishop choreographed the dancing-knife-fight scene in Michael Jackson's Beat-It video based on real life experiences.

Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 05:31 AM (t72+4)

522 Between Amy Bishop and Theodore "Unabomber" Kaczynski, Harvard is building quite a list of distinguished graduates.

Posted by: Tantor at February 17, 2010 05:32 AM (Ek/Oc)

523

Between Amy Bishop and Theodore "Unabomber" Kaczynski, Harvard is building quite a list of distinguished graduates inmates.

Posted by: Tantor at February 17, 2010 05:32 AM (Ek/Oc)

FIFY

Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 05:33 AM (t72+4)

524 Christ, whats next ? Dr. Amy Bishop while on vacation with her husband and kids killed several French Canadienne truck drivers in a hatchet fight at a rest stop on the Trans-Canada Highway because they were hogging all the parking spaces ?

Mom, I told you one of them hid behind a tree.

Posted by: Attila Anderson Bishop at February 17, 2010 05:34 AM (SwkdU)

525 Remember how Mom was always so shouty in line at Disney World?

Posted by: The Anderson Bishop Quartet at February 17, 2010 05:39 AM (2g2ex)

526
Remember how Mom was always so shouty in line at Disney World?

Posted by: The Anderson Bishop Quartet at February 17, 2010 05:39 AM (2g2ex)




Mommy, that lady said I was too short to get on this ride. Kill her mommy.....kill her.

Posted by: One of the Anderson/Bishop children at February 17, 2010 05:43 AM (t72+4)

527 Mooo-oooom! That poster above didn't acknowledge how special I am.

Can I? Can I? You said I could take my own trophy for my 12th birthday! Pleee-eease?

Posted by: Lucretia Bishop at February 17, 2010 05:49 AM (SwkdU)

528 532
Christ, whats next ? Dr. Amy Bishop while on vacation with her
husband and kids killed several French Canadienne truck drivers in a
hatchet fight at a rest stop on the Trans-Canada Highway because they
were hogging all the parking spaces ?


Coming Wednesday night on The Discovery Channel:

Ice Truckers VII - "Joyride" with Dr Amy Bishop with Ted Levine

See your local cable listings

Posted by: The Discovery Channel at February 17, 2010 05:53 AM (sYxEE)

529 Holy double dip, Batman.

Posted by: Robin, the other caped crusader at February 17, 2010 05:58 AM (eA3tl)

530 Dear Dr Amy,

You seem to be an expert in getting big business to show the customers some respect.

How do you get the airlines to show us fatasses some respect?

Posted by: Kevin Smith at February 17, 2010 05:58 AM (sYxEE)

531 Soon to be a Best Seller:
How to Work With Difficult People
a practical how-to guide
By renowned Harvard graduate Dr. Amy Bishop

Posted by: Shortest Books In The World at February 17, 2010 06:02 AM (2g2ex)

532 Who do you have to kill around here to an extra waffle? Don't you know who I am?!?!?

Posted by: Dr Amy mother freakin' Bishop at February 17, 2010 06:02 AM (SwkdU)

533 Dear Dr. Amy,

You creep me out a little. Has anyone ever told you that you were creepy?

Posted by: Charlie Manson at February 17, 2010 06:03 AM (1fanL)

534 You creep me out a little. Has anyone ever told you that you were creepy?

Posted by: Charlie Manson

Oh, Charlie! You say the nicest things. Do they let you have conjugal visits?

Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop, red-blooded womyn at February 17, 2010 06:07 AM (SwkdU)

535 Dear Dr. Amy,
That Moe Howard hairstyle really accentuates your lovely eyes.
Me likey!

Posted by: Peter Lorre at February 17, 2010 06:14 AM (2g2ex)

536 I retract my sympathy for her children in loosing a mother. They have been set free. Yeah, they will have some baggage but damn.

Posted by: sTevo at February 17, 2010 06:17 AM (eA3tl)

537 At least it's a refreshing change from, "She was a quiet person who seemed perfectly normal."

Posted by: Angus Dei at February 17, 2010 06:17 AM (Qd6jZ)

538 Dear Dr. Amy,

I know you copied my look. Get your own look. I'm not afraid of you, you know.

Posted by: Darth Vader at February 17, 2010 06:17 AM (1fanL)

539 Dear Dr. Amy,
I agree with my good friend Peter Lorre, the twinkle of moonbat crazy in your eyes makes me all twitterpated.
Consider me a fan.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at February 17, 2010 06:20 AM (2g2ex)

540 Dear Dr Amy,

As a sane reasonable SCIENTIST, I know you can settle things.

I have this problem with bad crazy people who won't go away, and I'm sure that some of them are hiding in garbage cans waiting to jump me when I venture out from my compound.

I've gathered names and addresses from Paypal, so I know who the bad crazies are and where they live.

I was wondering, can you roll up a calendar and make a pipe bomb out of it?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at February 17, 2010 06:21 AM (sYxEE)

541 547
Dear Dr. Amy,

I know you copied my look. Get your own look. I'm not afraid of you, you know.


Posted by: Darth Vader at February 17, 2010 06:17 AM

Darth,

I wouldn't let my son get caught dead in that white kimono your ladyboy son prances around in

Bite Me

Posted by: Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 06:23 AM (sYxEE)

542 Bishop, according to a police report, strode over to the other woman, demanded the seat and launched into a profanity-laced rant.

When the woman would not give the seat up, Bishop punched her in the head, all the while yelling "I AM DR. AMY BISHOP."

Amy, babe:

While I appreciate your style, I've got a pointer for you. When telling your subordinates that they are on thin fuckin' ice, and they don't seem to be listening, ratchet up the pressure s-l-o-w-l-y. Don't go right to the big finish. Lead the numbskulls along and leave 'em begging for more.

Do it your way, Babe. I know you will.

Paul

Posted by: Paul f'in Anka at February 17, 2010 06:32 AM (SwkdU)

543 Lock the doors! It's that crazy woman who abused the sausage pattie.

Posted by: St. Alfonso at February 17, 2010 06:37 AM (OBDWE)

544 Lock the doors! It's that crazy woman who abused the sausage pattie.

I see what you did there (')

Posted by: zombie FZ at February 17, 2010 06:43 AM (SwkdU)

545 Surely this woman had a presence on the internet. She fits the profile of a typical troll. I want to know what websites she frequented, the websites she commented on.
The lack of any comment from the all-lib-all-the-time media speaks volumes. We can safely conclude she wasn't a conservative.
This bitch felt entitled and superior. Can she be anything but a progressive elite?

Posted by: listkeeper at February 17, 2010 06:51 AM (QRywL)

546 Dear Kevin Smith,
When convining an airline customer service rep to see things your way, it's important to have a prior historyof using violent, anti-social behavior. Once they see that vein at my temple start to throb, my eyes twirling in opposite directions, the hard set of my clenched jaw, and my neck cords/veins in sharp relief, I usually get my way. If not, a casually mumbled reference to recent range time coupled with my hand going to my pursewins them over everytime.
In your case, a sedimentary sedentary stoner lifestyle has left you with layers of andipose tissuegiving you a soft and unthreatening appearance. With no jawline, no neck, no discernible muscle clenching, all you've got going for you is to get red in the face. Let's be honest here, red faced fat guys like you only cause one to immediately try and recall where the nearest AED defibrillator is located.
So your best bet is just to be silent.

Posted by: Dr Amy Bishop at February 17, 2010 06:55 AM (2g2ex)

547 This thing should have been locked up long ago. All of this crap will be used by her lawyer for an insanity defense.
In actuallity in a real world with real justice she would have been executed long ago, but assuming she made it this far all this buildup would be used by the prosecution to establish a case of an ashole trend building towards mass murder.
Recall how they "profile" serial killers; they start out toruring small animals/bugs, work their way up through neigborhood dogs/cats, then move on to humans.
This is the same kind of pattern. Perhaps they will get a change of venue out of Huntsville into a different AL city. I know a lot of people think that in States like AL common sense still prevails in cases like this. The problem is that I have been to Huntsville and this is not the average Southern city. Think "research triangle" in NC which has been largely responsible for NC shifting towards the blue tinge. There are a lot of high tech places in Huntsville and a lot of people like this idiot from MA who move down there to those high tech places.
Of course, those kinds of people normally figure an angle to avoid jury duty, so maybe it will turn out alright.

Posted by: Vic at February 17, 2010 07:15 AM (QrA9E)

548 From Fox this morning, we learn that Dr. Amy Bishop charged the university with "gender discrimination" last year.

It was to be expected, I suppose.

Posted by: Miss Marple at February 17, 2010 07:15 AM (4DwVn)

549 Put this one in your pipes and smoke it: Deb Frisch vs. Amy Bishop cage match. Then again, ole Deb seems to be all talk and no fireams, so my guess is that it wouldn't last too long.

Posted by: Bill Carson at February 17, 2010 07:19 AM (pn5Wn)

550 I pity any pets she has ever had. It always starts with animals.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 17, 2010 07:20 AM (ndlFj)

551 It's like I've always said - pancakes piss people off.

Posted by: Kevin at February 17, 2010 07:30 AM (FDaFm)

552 Uh...are you/we sure that's a woman?

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 17, 2010 07:33 AM (0YPx8)

553 Dear Dr. Amy,
I don't like Mondays, so what caliber gun would you recommend when shooting at the unwashed masses at the beginning of the work/school week? Will a holster make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Brenda Ann Spencer at February 17, 2010 07:34 AM (iV4X6)

554 Fry her and her husband, too.

Let the kids be raised by crack whores. They'll likely turn out better.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 07:38 AM (4tixt)

555 There is no Dana, only Dr. Amy Bishop!

Posted by: nickless at February 17, 2010 07:42 AM (MMC8r)

556
This woman's net body count has to be higher than four.

I'm thinking the same thing, Mr Avenger. It's not too hard to believe Amy Bishop commited a lot more crimes we don't know about, and might never know about.

Posted by: This should be the new flaming skull at February 17, 2010 07:47 AM (45JkG)

557
Burn. Them. All.


Posted by: This should be the new flaming skull at February 17, 2010 07:49 AM (45JkG)

558
Dear Dr. Amy,

Is it considered impolite to administer a bitch-slap with razor in your hand? What if the tramp was asking for it?

Posted by: Cheryl-Anne Hoggefat at February 17, 2010 07:50 AM (ZgvjV)

559 Her hubby has to have full knowledge of her crimes.

Break the spell of fear she has on him and he'll talk.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 07:50 AM (4tixt)

560 I'm guessing this woman is bi-polar in a very big time way.

Posted by: RM at February 17, 2010 07:59 AM (GkYyh)

561 Are parents still stinking up the place?

Fry them, too.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 08:02 AM (4tixt)

562 Is there anything she can't do?

Posted by: Golem14 at February 17, 2010 08:04 AM (2X8VA)

563 How did she even get her PHD?

Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 08:04 AM (p302b)

564 Is there anything she can't do?

smile pleasantly

play well with tolerate others

Posted by: Amy's jilted probation officer at February 17, 2010 08:10 AM (SwkdU)

565 #558 do not call up the devil. Sheesh.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at February 17, 2010 08:11 AM (PxII1)

566 94

Watch her little daughter grow up and beat a classmate to death with her little tap shoes for a penmanship medal. DR AMY BISHOP is a Bad Seed.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 17, 2010 08:12 AM (mHQ7T)

567
573

I may have to reconsider what I said, because it occurs to me that ultimately she does the same thing over and over again-- she just changes her MO.

Posted by: Golem14 at February 17, 2010 08:16 AM (2X8VA)

568 How did she even get her PHD?

At gunpoint?

Posted by: nickless at February 17, 2010 08:16 AM (MMC8r)

569 531 Between Amy Bishop and Theodore "Unabomber" Kaczynski, Harvard is building quite a list of distinguished graduates inmates.
Posted by: Tantor at February 17, 2010 05:32 AM (Ek/Oc)

FIFY
Posted by: Blazer at February 17, 2010 05:33 AM (t72+4)
**cough**isn't the Precedent a Harvard grad?**cough**

Posted by: torabora at February 17, 2010 08:20 AM (WDqnN)

570 OT (or maybe not):

Kitteh - it's what's for dinner!

http://bit.ly/a9o76n

Posted by: G$ at February 17, 2010 08:24 AM (nEatY)

571 O/T: CNBC interviewing some "spokesperson" for the generic drug trade association. When asked "how are you going to get consumers to trust your drugs?" He answer was "well we have the FDA". I smurfed my coffee, she ahs to be kidding. She would have been more honest if she had said that she is making states pass bills that only allow doctors to prescribe the generic unless they specifically say you can have the brand name. In some instances, because of laws like this, only the generics are available. This is a huge deal to some people, they want the name brand and when it doesn't become available they just get angry that the "lawmakers" believed the "it's the same as the brand name just without the stamp"....deal...

Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 08:25 AM (p302b)

572 #531 just call it THE H TEAM

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 17, 2010 08:27 AM (6Xz36)

573 230 "Do me a favor, can you say 'DR. AMY BISHOP' instead of 'ma'am'?" Mrs. Bishop pointedly asked the waitress. "It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it. Thank you."
Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 17, 2010 12:21 AM (Oxen1)

**Ahem...I hasten to remind you morons/moronettes of one Sen. Boxer's insistence to a General that he NOT refer to her as 'Ma'am' but instead call her 'Senator'.**
I wonder how many bodies are buried in HER backyard?

Posted by: torabora at February 17, 2010 08:28 AM (WDqnN)

574 Dear Amy,
When you are on a 1100 mile rage ride what brand of adult peegarment has provided you the best protection?
Yours in Science,

Posted by: Lisa "diaper girl' Nowak at February 17, 2010 08:31 AM (YS0e/)

575 "I'm the Juggernaught, BITCH!"
582 posts and no one did this? Am I on the right blog?!

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 17, 2010 08:31 AM (pZEar)

576 O/T: I know he's old but this man and David Ferber are Rick Santelli are among the sexiest men on the planet, it the brain that sexy: "Gasparino: I'm Going To Rip The Lungs Out Of CNBC"
Dylan Ratigan is sexy too but he has "scarborough syndrome"....which means you start out as more conservative and then you get compromised by the very fact that you are working at CNBC or MSNBC and they you try desperately to get back your "conservative" moniker cause you see the tide changing but the MSNBC stint has ruined you and now no one trusts you.

Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 08:32 AM (p302b)

577 "I'm the Juggernaught, BITCH!"

582 posts and no one did this? Am I on the right blog?!

*ahem*

332

Posted by: guy who has been here all night at February 17, 2010 08:37 AM (SwkdU)

578 137
Back befor Chlres Jhonsno lost his entire frontal lobe, he coined the phrase "St. Pancake", I believe.
A frontal lobe is a terrible thing to waste..
Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2010 11:44 PM (oUV+Q)
I NEVER waste a frontal lobe.

Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lector at February 17, 2010 08:41 AM (WDqnN)

579 "I told you! No wire hangers, ever!".

Posted by: Joan Crawford at February 17, 2010 08:42 AM (9hSKh)

580 i want my pigs in a blanket now daddy!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 17, 2010 08:44 AM (ucxC/)

581 She did it my way.

Posted by: Paul Anka at February 17, 2010 08:45 AM (qZb8X)

582 There's Something About Amy....

Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lector at February 17, 2010 08:46 AM (WDqnN)

583 *ahem* 332
D'oh! I never should have doubted. So, does the search function work on comments? I searched on 'jugger' before posting, but for some reason it didn't catch that. What a loser asshole I am...

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 17, 2010 08:46 AM (pZEar)

584 "We've Got Nearly Three Years Of Shadow Inventory In Housing""Furthermore, court delays, political pressure and servicing backlogs
constricted the flow of foreclosures hitting the market to a trickle.
These delinquent borrowers who have not received a foreclosure fuel the
“rapidly” growing shadow inventory of properties, according to the
report.

“Overall, it is our opinion that recent positive housing reports
should not be construed as a sign that the distress in the residential
housing market is abating, but rather should be attributed to the
temporarily limited supply of homes on the market,” according to the
report."
via clusterstock

Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 08:48 AM (p302b)

585 One phone call made in 1986 kills three people 23 years and 1000 miles removed.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 08:51 AM (4tixt)

586 Pathetic tweet from Gibbs:

PressSec



Of all the Recovery Act news today read this and imagine "something like 2 million" more who'd be unemployed right now http://nyti.ms/9zQ2vA


about 2 hours ago

from web

Posted by: Mjim at February 17, 2010 08:51 AM (V8B//)

587 Dear Dr. Amy
Society is pissing me off. Who should I blow up first?

Posted by: Ted Kazinski at February 17, 2010 08:51 AM (WDqnN)

588 I learned, a long time ago.. There's only one person you don't screw around with..

DR. AMY BISHOP !!

I can tell you that.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at February 17, 2010 08:52 AM (+6fgE)

589 Dear Dr. Amy
All the other Familys are plotting to murder MY Family.
What should I do?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at February 17, 2010 08:56 AM (WDqnN)

590 I had a guy physically and verbally attack me at a diner for taken the booth his wife wanted. He waited until they had finished their meal at a table nearby, paid their bill, then came up behind me and launched into me. I had three kids with me and there was a table with four cops in uniform not 10' away. They didn't move until he touched me - they were not particularly amused by steak knife I had in my away hand under the table.

Posted by: Jean at February 17, 2010 08:56 AM (8H2XA)

591 What a loser asshole I am.

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, Baby
so don't fucking tempt me

Posted by: Dr Beck Bishop!! at February 17, 2010 08:56 AM (SwkdU)

592
Amy Bishop's offspring will be arriving at the crazy train platform in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2010 08:57 AM (UA4gE)

593 Dear Dr. Amy
Some screwball's have fired on one of my Forts.
What should I do?

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at February 17, 2010 08:58 AM (WDqnN)

594 Dear Dr. Amy
Some crazy Polacks attacked on of my border crossings.
What should I do?

Posted by: Adolph Hitler at February 17, 2010 09:00 AM (WDqnN)

595 What are the legal options for the victim's families?

Did MA officials and others step in kakapoopoo?

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 09:00 AM (4tixt)

596 Amy like all Americans have 2nd Amendment rights

Posted by: Noah at February 17, 2010 09:02 AM (mhD2v)

597 Dear. Dr. Amy,
Those fucking fuckers at Speakercraft totally fucked up all my stereo wiring.
I am depressed.

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson in Texas at February 17, 2010 09:02 AM (WvXvd)

598 Dear Dr. Amy
Hordes of screaming Chinamen are crossing the Yalu River.
What should I do?

Posted by: Harry Truman at February 17, 2010 09:02 AM (WDqnN)

599 Noah just arrived on the Ark of Stupid.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 09:04 AM (4tixt)

600 Dear Dr. Amy
There are some rude FBI men at my front door asking me questions about insider trading. What should I do?

Posted by: Martha Stewart at February 17, 2010 09:04 AM (WDqnN)

601 Even if Amy Bishop dies in prison, her haircut will still be alive.

Posted by: Corona at February 17, 2010 09:05 AM (woZIc)

602 Amy like all Americans have 2nd Amendment rights

She sure does!

Right now she should be more concerned with her 5th amendment rights.

Posted by: Justice Samuel f'in Alito at February 17, 2010 09:05 AM (SwkdU)

603 Former Number One Bad-Ass Sockpuppet/off

Posted by: franksalterego at February 17, 2010 09:08 AM (+6fgE)

604 O/T: "A New Foreclosure Hot Spot Is Breaking Out"
"Housing Starts Beat Expectations To Hit Six-Month High... But New
Permits Slump"

Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 09:08 AM (p302b)

605 So, can we deport the kids to Europe or something? I mean, the family's a socialist wackjob basketcase, so they'd like that, right? Just so long as they're not on US soil anymore, that's the main thing. Exile those ticking timebombsto France. I hear socialist whackjobslike France.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 17, 2010 09:08 AM (pZEar)

606
605
Amy like all Americans have 2nd Amendment rights

Posted by: Noah

Those second amendment rights can be taken away legally and constitutionally from an individual for a variety of reasons. Being a certified nut-roll is one of them.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2010 09:08 AM (UA4gE)

607 Former Number One Bad-Ass Sockpuppet/off

Nice work, Mr Soze

Posted by: Kobayashi at February 17, 2010 09:09 AM (SwkdU)

608
#614 - Don't do that to Sarkozy! I like the guy! How 'bout North Korea.

Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2010 09:11 AM (UA4gE)

609 From Fox this morning, we learn that Dr. Amy Bishop charged the university with "gender discrimination" last year.

Charges against the University, Possible Bomber, Murder of her brother, Pancake Rage, Student charges against her....and I bet she was just a treat to deal with on a daily basis.

With 40 years as an Engineer, I've seen lots of people promoted. You get promoted for doing your job better than anyone else with less bitching. You get promoted when you 'fit in' to whatever corporate environment you work in.

I bet that University committee had a 'WTF' moment when I.AM.'s name came up on the 'time to think about tenure' list.

Posted by: trainer at February 17, 2010 09:13 AM (UrZ8U)

610 Noah,

has, not have.

Posted by: eman at February 17, 2010 09:13 AM (4tixt)

611 It sound like shed get along will with senator "mam" . . . they appear to have a lot of the same personality traits.

Posted by: rplat at February 17, 2010 09:14 AM (G1ArL)

612 MA picking up. Wahlgreen buying Duane Reede, per David Ferber on CNBC. Duane Reede keeping it's brand name after deal closes. Simon properties wanting to buy General Growth.

Posted by: curious at February 17, 2010 09:16 AM (p302b)

613
"Noah have good idea in head. Hard to put symbols into magic screen. Noah much good talk with hands not."

Posted by: Caveman Interpreter at February 17, 2010 09:17 AM (UA4gE)

614 Woman #4: Ow! This is madness!
Dr. Amy Bishop: THIS. IS. IHOP!
(coffee carafe on table explodes in flame behind heras Dr. Amy Bishop puts her sunglasses on while walking toward the camera)

Posted by: Entropy at February 17, 2010 09:18 AM (IsLT6)

615 Dear Dr Amy
My job is very stressful, and lately my coworkers have been getting on my nerves. Can you suggest a stress relief technique for work?

Posted by: Postal Worker at February 17, 2010 09:27 AM (ucq49)

616 You God damn wingnuts.

3 people are dead and all you can do is make jokes.

And these weren't 3 ordinary people. No they were members of oppressed communities that managed to break through the barriers that you white supremacist have built to keep them poor and stupid.

Worst of all they were killed by a lovely and brilliant woman who was obviously pushed to the breaking point after suffering through years of degradation at the hands of the patriarchy.

Laugh it up wingnuts since there's nothing funnier than having the blood of oppressed people on your hands.

Posted by: Yes We Can! at February 17, 2010 09:31 AM (9B5OK)

617 For all of you that condem her husband, consider that he probably loved his children more than he cared about his own well being. Having lived through an abusive marriage myself I can tell you that there is nothing like living with a gun to your head for the kid's sake for years. It's really bad if they are smart about it because no one will believe you that can make any difference. The neighbors know but the authorities/courts turn a deaf ear to the husbands. It doesn't stop until they screw up. They eventually do because they escalate their aggressive behavior in the absence of any external consequences.

The family is free now. If the husband can just get over the shock, decompress from all of the insanity that has been his life over the years and get some serious help they will be OK. I hope the press backs off and leaves them alone to heal. It's going to take a very long time. I'm sure he loves the kids very much and can draw strength from that love.

Mommy is a psycho. Smart psychos get away with it for a long time. They do a lot of damage. I am also sorry for the direct victims families. The husband has to cope with the guilt of their deaths also.

Pray for them all. Only God can help them.

Posted by: Pawn at February 17, 2010 09:32 AM (HFCzz)

618 Laugh it up wingnuts since there's nothing funnier than having the blood of oppressed people on your hands.

**sniff sniff**

Troll smells like ... pineapple?

Posted by: fluffy smells tropical breezes at February 17, 2010 09:33 AM (SwkdU)

619 Dr. Amy's family is probably wondering if her special Hobo Soup contained real hobos...

she found that the hobo's living close to restaurants tasted better, less gamey.

She could be the Butcher of Harvard....for at least a week or so.

Posted by: ford at February 17, 2010 09:34 AM (Ki7fm)

620 Yes, I can, but you have to exert yourselves, too.

Posted by: God at February 17, 2010 09:35 AM (knNJg)

621 pawn, get real. The husband knew she shot her brother, and went target practicing with her days before the shootings...he told police he did not know she had a gun...he lied.

It is hard to believe she killed the professors before she killed the husband and the kids. Usually it is family first for we ladies...

Posted by: ford at February 17, 2010 09:37 AM (Ki7fm)

622 I do think the police need to look up all unsolved murders were the victim lived close to her, or worked in her area.
Lord only knows what she would do if you took "her" parking spot..

Posted by: ford at February 17, 2010 09:38 AM (Ki7fm)

623 Smells like a ....sock.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 17, 2010 09:40 AM (YmPwQ)

624 [T]hey were killed by a lovely and brilliant woman who was obviously
pushed to the breaking point after suffering through years of
degradation at the hands of the patriarchy.
--F. Lee Bailey



Posted by: franksalterego at February 17, 2010 09:51 AM (+6fgE)

625 Is she crazy enough to join the MSNBC line up?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 17, 2010 10:05 AM (Y33MB)

626 The new Obama Girl. Not just a ditzy crumpet, but a beautiful idealogue. I smell presidential pardon!

Posted by: George Soros at February 17, 2010 10:09 AM (FIkYQ)

627 My God, think of the example she set for the four children.
"Because I Am Dr. Amy Bishop!"

Posted by: always right at February 17, 2010 10:13 AM (UzjcV)

628 Can't speak for Harvard, but other universities give new tenure-track faculty a three year contract. There's a review at the end and the contract is either renewed for another three years or the prof. is let go--getting another 3 years is not automatic. So the department had a prior opportunity to evaluate Amy Bishop before her tenure review. They could see no signs at that point that she was a time-bomb?

As to her sexual discrimination charge, those kinds of bullsh*t suits are SOP when tenure is denied; you got to grab on to anything that might stick for an appeal.


Posted by: dulce at February 17, 2010 10:18 AM (HFdqI)

629 Seriously I am going to be VERY pissed, if all these trickle-out anecdotal things and hintsadd up for her insanity plea deal.

Posted by: always right at February 17, 2010 10:25 AM (UzjcV)

630 Dear Dr. Amy,

I'm planning a vacation in Tokyo. Any input as to "things to do" while I'm there?

Posted by: Godzilla at February 17, 2010 10:34 AM (nrKD+)

631 There are leftist women who need a beating. I do hope that Amy Bishop is beaten repeatedly during her imprisonment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 10:39 AM (ujg0T)

632
"557
From Fox this morning, we learn that Dr. Amy Bishop charged the university with "gender discrimination" last year."


Well, she has certainly broke through the "going postal" glass ceiling.

Posted by: right at February 17, 2010 10:40 AM (EquV1)

633 She's a gentle soul.

Posted by: Matt at February 17, 2010 10:42 AM (kBmS/)

634 I am very interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to both of your newsletters, Dr Amy and Yes We Can!

Posted by: leopold and loeb at February 17, 2010 10:46 AM (2qU2d)

635 They could see no signs at that point that she was a time-bomb pipe-bomb?[Suggested fix.]

Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2010 10:48 AM (2qU2d)

636 I don't know about the rest of you, but if some lady came up and started punching me in the head (in front of my kids, which means she could have missed and hit them instead) I would seriously have to try and kill her -- Dr. or no Dr.
Maybe if this bitch had gotten her clock cleaned really well (with scars of the event if needed) maybe she would have learned to chill with the temper tantrums some -- jeez.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 17, 2010 10:52 AM (5/yRG)

637 Dear Dr Amy
I'm a fan of the occult and Satanism, but lately these just haven't been enough.I also find myself wandering around at night, with nothing to do. Do you have any suggestions for me?

Posted by: Richard Ramirez at February 17, 2010 10:53 AM (ucq49)

638 Dear Dr. Amy,

Sometimes I have that "not so fresh" feeling. What should I do?

Also, my cellmate picks her feet and it's really bothering me.

Posted by: Sadie, Inmate No.323, Tehachapi Womens Prison at February 17, 2010 11:02 AM (iYbLN)

639 Dear Amy, I think I should field this thing. What should I do?

Posted by: Bill Buckner at February 17, 2010 11:06 AM (5I0Yr)

640 The kids get booster seats!
'Cause that's just the kind of integrity kick I'm on.

Posted by: Dr. Amy "Anka" Bishop at February 17, 2010 11:10 AM (wpuKF)

641 She'd better not be able to cop an insanity plea -- this wasn't crazy-crazy; this was all "I'm a spoiled rotten baby in an adult's body" crazy, and that's not insanity. This bitch needs to fry -- set an example to all the other spoiled rotten "special" people in academia out there (there are more of her to be had in the hallowed halls).

Posted by: unknown jane at February 17, 2010 11:11 AM (5/yRG)

642 Dear Dr. Amy,
I'm a middle aged woman who thinks her husband may be cheating. I think I need to make myself more glamorous and seductive; I need a new hairdo. Any suggestions?

Posted by: dumpy and clueless at February 17, 2010 11:32 AM (5/yRG)

643 Dear Dr. Amy,

It's just not fair! I'm ready for the trials but the council is just jealous of my power. What should I do?

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at February 17, 2010 11:33 AM (nrKD+)

644 Dear Dr. Amy,
The band I'm playing with is getting sloppy with their cutoffs, and some of them were wearing Tshirts. I don't want to make a big deal about it, but what do you think is the best way to broach the subject?

Posted by: Paul Anka at February 17, 2010 11:41 AM (pZEar)

645 Could you say DR. AMY BISHOP instead of 'ma'am? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it.

Posted by: amy bIsHOP at February 17, 2010 11:44 AM (gAi9Z)

646 630 ford

"we ladies.." ? Monsters, more like. Your mind gets pretty twisted over time "surviving" with these creatures. I am pretty sure everything he says and does now is an effort on his part to protect/save the kids. Whether it makes sense to you or is wrong from a legal standpoint doesn't matter to him. Not to mention that he's awakening from being "contact crazy". There is nothing anyone can do to him that is worse than what he's been through other than losing the kids and their future. It's probably what kept him going.

I'm sure the "authorities" who have turned a blind eye to the preamble will start screwing with this guy. I have been there.

Posted by: Pawn at February 17, 2010 11:46 AM (HFCzz)

647 Wouldthe IHOP incident fall under the jurisdiction of the World Court?

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2010 11:55 AM (cQyWA)

648 We had a crazy-assed bitch neighbor like Dr. Amy Fukkin' Bishop in Chicago. The day we're moving in, teh crazy comes over, and without so much as a "Hi. Welcome to the neighborhood" looks at our five year old son and says (with nasty, slitty eyes), "I just want you to know. I sleep in on the weekends. I'd better not hear any playing over here."

And of course her own son was the neighborhood pot-smoking, animal torturing terror. He's in jail now. Really.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2010 12:00 PM (UOM48)

649 I'm with Pawn. There are men who stick with a psycho bitch wife for the sake of the children. Given the bias in the family courts, a decent husband who leaves his psycho bitch wife is basically putting the kids at the mercy of said psycho bitch, whereas if he stays in the marriage, he can mitigate at least some of the abuse.
For women with psycho asshole husbands, however, the courts are in your favor. Cut loose and spare your kids, ladies, should you be in such a situation.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 12:00 PM (ujg0T)

650 Dear Dr Amy
I'd really like to make headlines. I've been arrested for drunk driving, disorderly conduct, firing a pistol from a car, assault, armed robbery, passing forged checks, and prostitution.
I feel like I'm better than that. What do you suggest?

Posted by: Aileen Wuornos at February 17, 2010 12:01 PM (ucq49)

651 "I just want you to know. I sleep in on the weekends. I'd better not hear any playing over here."
Metallica's Master of Puppets at 8 a.m. on Sunday is a good response to that horseshit.

Posted by: FireHorse at February 17, 2010 12:03 PM (cQyWA)

652 Can we save Alabama the trouble and just drop DR.11!!!!11! Bishop into Marjah? Just turn her loose with a shotgun and let her go all Harvard on the Taliban's asses. I smell win.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2010 12:03 PM (UOM48)

653 Can we save Alabama the trouble and just drop DR.11!!!!11! Bishop into Marjah? Just turn her loose with a shotgun and let her go all Harvard on the Taliban's asses. I smell win.
I was thinking she could be put into a cell at Gitmo with a gang of terrorist prisoners who have ratted out others. Giving the terrorist prisoners a special conjugal visit reward, if you know what I mean and I think you do....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 12:10 PM (ujg0T)

654 Why, yes. Yes I do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2010 12:12 PM (UOM48)

655 ``...whereas if he stays in the marriage, he can mitigate at least some of the abuse.''

If only. This kind of guy usual "protects" his kids by taking them aside and saying, "Look, don't get her started, OK?" - which does nothing for Psycho Bitch Mom and has the benefit of leaving the kids to think that it's *their* fault that Mom is crazy and violent.

I hope these kids have some relatives or friends that they can go live with. All that time spent with Psycho Mom and Dickless Dad means there's going to be a lot of mental cleaning up to do.

Posted by: Annalucia at February 17, 2010 12:13 PM (QWMoM)

656 Too bad there were no clues for anyone to see that she would melt down in such a spectacular way.

Posted by: Robin at February 17, 2010 12:16 PM (6uXZa)

657 Crummy,

It's not just the bias in the family courts. The whole freaking system is biased in favor of the mother. Your wife is someone who can ruin your entire life with just one phone call and a bunch of lies. A little planning on her part and a 911 call and you may never see your kids or a paycheck again. It can definitely change your perspective if your wife is a monster.

The father is lucky, she finally efed up. Again, it's the smart psychos that are the dangerous ones.

Posted by: Pawn at February 17, 2010 12:16 PM (HFCzz)

658 "All that time spent with Psycho Mom and Dickless Dad means there's going to be a lot of mental cleaning up to do."
I wouldn't call a Dad "dickless" when he physically gets between the kids and Psycho Mom who wants to take the belt to her daughter for something utterly trivial. (True story of a friend of mine). And can that "dickless" Dad give that Psycho Bitch Mom the belt beating that she so richly deserves? Not without getting hauled off to County he can't.
I don't think you understand just how skewed law enforcement and family law are on these matters.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 17, 2010 12:24 PM (ujg0T)

659 Dear Dr. Amy,
I am struggling against by bulimia but snow and cold has kept me inside most of this winter. What is a girl to do?

Posted by: Frances Donnor at February 17, 2010 12:29 PM (aC6Za)

660 So we can make for of "I am Dr. Amy Bishop!" because the crime was distant and past. We didn't witness the human damage.
But just wait. Coming, some day soon to your life and the life of our families and communities, will be the war cry...
"I AM SECRETARY JANET NAPOLITANO!"
In any case, I'll bet that Amy Bishop was a damn hot lay during her "up" cycle - so long as you were a good enough tool for her.

Posted by: Whitehall at February 17, 2010 12:38 PM (htrmr)

661 Dear Dr Amy,
My family is new in the neighborhood and are finding it hard to fit it. We invited the neighbors overbut only one couple showed up. The husbandonly showeda one track interest in my banking arrangements while the wife refused any food or drink and left quickly saying she had a bad headache and needed to lie down.
I feel bad for my family who went all out to be good neighbors. Granny put on a big spread of possum stew, chicken fried squirrel and such and even offered upsome of her special reserve anjeocorn squeezings. My neice had her critters ready to showand my nephew spent hours preparing a demonstrationof his double nought spy skills.
Since you've had experiencebeing new to the neighborhood, could you pass along some tips for winning them over? I'll be on the front porch whittlin' whilewaiting for your reply.

Posted by: Jed Clampit at February 17, 2010 12:44 PM (2g2ex)

662 667 -- That's why you don't leave any evidence, or you call in a favor from a female friend (I've helped a couple of guys out with their psycho wives -- when another woman is the witness to the crazy it can make a big difference with law enforcement -- and then I unloaded on my friends for their addiction to mean, nutty bitches; seriously, some men...don't send them to the produce aisle).

Posted by: dumpy and clueless at February 17, 2010 12:44 PM (5/yRG)

663 Amy Bishop is the long lost sister of Sen. Barbara Boxer (D. CA-"I've worked long and hard for that title, Senator").
But according to the AP it was the TEA Party movement and the anti African American (alleged) prejudice of right wing Americans that caused this delicate flower named Amy Bishop to shoot up six professors and murder three of them. She must have been sooo distraught in 2002 of Bush's Presidential victory, that Bishop could not control herself in the IHOP. Just like she must have been so devastated by Reagan's second term election (1984), that two years later she shot and killed her brother, and allegedly attempted a carjacking.
Oh those republican fiends who drove this poor woman to snap. Have they no shame?!

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at February 17, 2010 12:58 PM (dv8zz)

664 you wouldn't like me when I'm angry . . .

I turn into DR AMY BISHOP

Posted by: dr bruce banner at February 17, 2010 01:18 PM (p1s9n)

665 I AM AMY BISHOP. . .I mean WILLIAM WALLACE

Posted by: william wallace at February 17, 2010 01:24 PM (p1s9n)

666 Dear Dr. Amy,

I seem to have locked myself out of my house again. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Rip Torn at February 17, 2010 01:24 PM (nrKD+)

667 KNEEL BEFORE...er...DR. AMY BISHOP!!!!!

Posted by: General Zod, Decidedly Alpha Male at February 17, 2010 01:31 PM (uMihF)

668 Gimme sum dem boosta seats fer muh kiddos...AND I....MEAN....NOW!

What ya mean yer outta seats...YOU LIE, BOY!

Posted by: rightzilla at February 17, 2010 02:01 PM (rVJH4)

669 Still can't believe Emo Philipsdid this.

Posted by: galtor at February 17, 2010 02:31 PM (3J/W4)

670 Typical leftist loon, violent and crazy.

Posted by: bouncin' at February 17, 2010 02:38 PM (a/7yO)

671 Hmmm.

It's like a scene out of the Great Santini.

I AM MEMOMACHINE!

slap!

I AM MEMOMACHINE!

slap!

Posted by: memomachine at February 17, 2010 03:12 PM (lSfPU)

672 Too bad there were no clues for anyone to see that she would melt down in such a spectacular way.By Allah's holy, sacred balls, who could have seen it coming?

Posted by: dr hasan nidal at February 17, 2010 03:14 PM (2qU2d)

673 She looks like the girl in Real Genius. Except not as hot.

Posted by: Schwalbe at February 17, 2010 03:26 PM (UU0OF)

674 How does she like her hash browns? Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked and SMACKED.

Posted by: Bert's Chili at February 17, 2010 03:38 PM (QMtmy)

675 662
You are not allowed under the UN rules of interrogation tosubject the gitmo detainees toDr. Amy.

Posted by: Buffalobob at February 17, 2010 03:42 PM (XjviO)

676 I've got a neighbor likeAmy Bishopright now, or rather two. A father and a 40 yearsonwith a hair trigger temper who can't hold a job. The mother is nice enough on her own, but is a classic enabler. They movedto our rural valleyfrom the city and yet seem to hate everything country: tractor sounds,cows mooing, chickens crowing, chain saws in the woodlot, hunting season and particularlydogs barking. The fatherconstantly calls to complain about the normal noise of life in the country while the son talks all the time about filing lawsuits over this and that dispute.Yet they will set offfireworks at 10 pm on a weeknight when people turn in early and be uspet when the complaintsget aimed at them.The sononce fired off several roundsfrom a .22 target pistol to scare the deer away as afriend toting his favorite deer rifle was walking tothe blind he maintains in my woodlot. Another time hechased my dog across his lawn with a Chevy Suburban.
I suspect if they don't move away soon, someone isfinally going to get seriously pissed and there will by an Amy Bishop style accident in reverse.

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at February 17, 2010 04:33 PM (LVJDj)

677 Dear Dr Amy,
My wife and I were considering some extensive partay, in some really swank hotels. Although we can afford it, we really don't want to spend that kinda money. Besides, I'm a celeberity, and it's owed me!
Any ideas?

Posted by: Randy Quaid at February 17, 2010 04:49 PM (ucq49)

678 Dear Dr Amy
My girlfriend and I, have had a wonderful relationship. Then my wife had to fuck it all up by getting pregnant.
I know I need to do the right thing. Break it off with my girlfriend. I'm torn between coming clean to my wife, or never mentioning my affair.
What do you think?

Posted by: Amber's stud muffin at February 17, 2010 06:19 PM (ucq49)

679 Dear Dr Amy
I hear you're a crack shot with a shotgun. I'm going quail hunting with a few friends this weekend. Well, truth be told, they could use a few shooting, not to mention gun safetylessons.
I'll appreciate whatever assistance you can lend

Posted by: Harry Whittington at February 17, 2010 09:55 PM (ucq49)

680 And my wife wonders why I insist on packing heat when we go out for a meal.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at February 17, 2010 11:42 PM (DTffv)

681 Dearest Dr. Amy:
I am at my wits end....the core will not go into Fat Man..should I just wait for the temperature to stabilize, or just smack it with a sledgehammer?


xoxo, Robert O, c/o Los Alamos, MN

Posted by: JASON J at February 18, 2010 04:18 PM (69j91)

682 Dear Dr Amy
Having dinner tonight with a special guest. Any surprises you can offer for the menu?

Posted by: Lucretia B at February 18, 2010 04:35 PM (ucq49)

683 Dear Dr Amy
I'd like to celebrate President Carter's awesomeness with some of my closest friends. What would you suggest for cocktails?

Posted by: Jim Jones at February 18, 2010 04:41 PM (ucq49)






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