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Overnight Open Thread: Unfired Ordnance Edition [krakatoa]

Genghis has elected to take his semi-decadal day off from his duties here at AoS. So, once again, I have to come up with something that may or may not entertain the late-night trogs in the trenches while a half-dozen chat windows whose fine-print contain some legalese about being over-18 languish unattended.

No, no, don't misunderstand.

I live for this stuff. Really, I love you people. You remind me of family.

Maybe it's the passive-agressive competition for attention. Or perhaps it's the way that you wallow in your own filth. Hmm. That reminds me, I need to visit my folks in the home one of these months. I'm sure they had birthdays sometime in the last year.

Enough with all that, and on with the show.

Tonight's theme? Unspent loads.

Now: Ready on the firing line.

Round One: Have I told you the one about the fisherman and the sidewinder? Well, not exactly a sidewinder, which probably chaffs zombie Darwin to no end, as this was a sure thing otherwise.


Round Two: Nerds set world record for blue-balls.

"We are hoping to set, break and smash Guinness World Records for iconic characters from Daleks to Superheroes. And of course, to continue our epic streak of failure between the sheets."


Round Three: Playing fetch with the pooch? It's all fun and games until someone loses a spleen.

It'd be funny except for the PTSD suffered by the poor dog:

Commence firing. Or drooling. Really, whatever you prefer or are capable of.

Posted by: TrollBuster at 10:02 PM



Comments

1 This is not possible. I'm first?

Posted by: MadamePaulsBatonsPoisson. at June 09, 2009 10:08 PM (PBGAP)

2

Been there, dog.  Should have done a half.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:08 PM (JyfVU)

3 And by 'semi-decadal' you mean first time in two weeks

Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2009 10:08 PM (wU8X9)

4 What? I am number #4

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:10 PM (dIHlE)

5 Actually Methos, I mean it's the first one he put in for. Frankly it's the first time anyone has filled out the paperwork for a day off at AceCorp. Usually notice is given later in the police reports.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 09, 2009 10:11 PM (n4Su9)

6 At least you aren't number 2.

Posted by: MadamePaulsBatonsPoisson. at June 09, 2009 10:11 PM (PBGAP)

7 Where is everyone? no response? I am going to my Lazy Boy and get some ZZZZZ  time

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:12 PM (dIHlE)

8 Number 7?

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:13 PM (TDyna)

9 7: it was the same way last night. Maybe everyone is on vacay.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:14 PM (KFbJV)

10 Aloha! I'm drinking Sailor Jerry Rum and Coke.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 09, 2009 10:14 PM (AJ4xq)

11 Wow, this overnight post is up early--I'm usually already to bed by the time this goes up.  Even though I'm not first, I'm just happy to actually be here!

Posted by: runningrn at June 09, 2009 10:15 PM (aC/SY)

12 Most disturbing tombstone ever

Yep, Einar really loved that cow.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 09, 2009 10:15 PM (YRmyX)

13 hey fishsticks lady -- why, all of a sudden a French moniker?

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:15 PM (8PDbQ)

14  Sorry  Sassypants . I was just a little bit faster then you!

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:16 PM (dIHlE)

15 I'm not sure what to do with myself in the overnight thread if I'm not trying to come up with ways to proposition Genghis.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 09, 2009 10:17 PM (AJ4xq)

16

7: it was the same way last night. Maybe everyone is on vacay.

Don't you mean starve-cation?

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:17 PM (JyfVU)

17 14: I'm used to that by now. I blame the damn iPhone keyboard.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:18 PM (QrjX5)

18

I love that IowaHawk, it is absolutely perfect!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 09, 2009 10:18 PM (AJ4xq)

19 Wow, that dog needs meds or something.  He's gonna hurt himself.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 10:19 PM (kP58F)

20 Most disturbing tombstone ever

Yep, Einar really loved that cow.

okay, here's the real link. Stupid site moved things around.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 09, 2009 10:20 PM (YRmyX)

21

okay, here's the real link.

Umm ... could you maybe just describe the tombstone?

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:21 PM (JyfVU)

22 REALLY it's only 9:30 MDT and we all know the world runs on Mountain Time

Posted by: Jones at June 09, 2009 10:21 PM (KOkrW)

23 ah screw it - it wasn't that great anyway.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 09, 2009 10:22 PM (YRmyX)

24 Yeah, Easy Boy. I forgot everyone is taking advantage of funemployment. : )

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:22 PM (Ycy71)

25 #17  I am used to expressions  of sorrow by now. Any other regrets? 

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:22 PM (dIHlE)

26 but it's a german dog- maybe he was a puppy in the hitler woof

Posted by: Jones at June 09, 2009 10:23 PM (KOkrW)

27   Umm ... could you maybe just describe the tombstone?

It was a guy 69ing a cow. The picture is funnier.

Posted by: Mætenloch at June 09, 2009 10:23 PM (YRmyX)

28 So does anyone know how the blogads thing here works?  I'm happy to click on Ace's ad every time I visit the blog, I just don't know how often it records a payment for Ace.  Can I just click it like a million times a day and make Ace rich?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 10:25 PM (kP58F)

29 that's soixante-neuf for Madam Fish.

And don't worry Maetenloch -- failing at the link is right in line with the general theme tonight.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 09, 2009 10:26 PM (n4Su9)

30

Jones-

I totally agree.  The media is even more guilty IMHO.  It is their duty to report the news - all of it.  They have power because people trust them.  People never trust the President, they should be able to, but they understand sometimes he has to fudge the truth.  Reporters on the other hand must tell the entire truth.  They do news stories and commentaries all the time about how the GOP is keeping minorities down.  I think that the media is mainly responsible.  A lot of poor minorities do not get on the net, read anything but their local paper, and trust the main 3 (cuz they're free) to give them the truth.  They don't even know that their opinions, based on the 'news' stories, are based on nothing but half truths and down right lies and slander.  They don't know there is bias in the media because they have never been shown the other side.   Think about it, if they knew that raising the minimum wage was actually going to cost their children jobs, would they support it?  What about the truth behind ACORN?  What about school vouchures, teacher's unions, etc.  Large blocks of minorities would vote differently (eventually) if the new the entire 'news'/truth.

Sometimes I wish there was a PAC that was willing to hold meetings, talks, etc., to educate people about the bias.  Hell, I'd pay money for a PAC to pass out pamplets that just list examples of their clear bias.

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 10:28 PM (penCf)

31 PGIS - since you and Genghis live in the same city, have you ever considered getting together for coffee? Is he single? I haven't visited this blog long enough to know details like that but who knows - it could be a match made in heaven.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:28 PM (CALuk)

32 Palau Agrees to Take Uighur Detainees The South Pacific island nation of Palau has agreed to "temporarily resettle" the 17 Uighurs, or Chinese muslims, currently being held at Guantanamo Bay.

(From FoxNEWS)

Posted by: In Exile at June 09, 2009 10:28 PM (Dw6L6)

33 Yeah... that's right.  I speak a little froggistani. Like my dear grandad always said: Keep your enemies close, and always know what the crazy chick with armpit hamsters is saying.

Posted by: krakatoa at June 09, 2009 10:28 PM (n4Su9)

34

Can I just click it like a million times a day and make Ace rich?

Well.. OK, but I want kickbacks.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 10:28 PM (cok/k)

35 OMG, Peter Schiff was just on the Daley Show.  It was amazing, he was amazing and I had stopped respecting Daley and now he is working his way back into my good graces.  I so hope we can get this video clip for you all to see.  Peter Schiff is considering running for the senate in his home state of Connecticut.  He said of his senator, Dodd, "he thinks he's in the house of Lords"...

Posted by: muffy at June 09, 2009 10:29 PM (zplc6)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 10:30 PM (MB+jN)

37

Obama FREED them??

Posted by: In Exile at June 09, 2009 10:30 PM (Dw6L6)

38

Sometimes I wish there was a PAC that was willing to hold meetings, talks, etc., to educate people about the bias.  Hell, I'd pay money for a PAC to pass out pamplets that just list examples of their clear bias.

Uhhh... Media Research Center?

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 10:30 PM (cok/k)

39 Heads up, Stephen Colbert is in Iraq with the troops!!!!

Posted by: muffy at June 09, 2009 10:30 PM (zplc6)

40

PGIS - since you and Genghis live in the same city, have you ever considered getting together for coffee? Is he single? I haven't visited this blog long enough to know details like that but who knows - it could be a match made in heaven.

I heard he still wears a Utilikilt.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:31 PM (JyfVU)

41

30 Shit! Wrong thread. Sorry

To make up for it, I will post this: Sexy Flexy Girl!  She's clothed so don't worry, but it does mess with your mind (her pose morons, her pose). 

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 10:32 PM (penCf)

42

BTW, if you need to cite or paraphrase the Letterman monologue quote for anyone, here it is: “One awkward moment though during the game, maybe you heard about it, maybe you saw it on one of the highlight reels. One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked-up by Alex Rodriguez.”

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 10:33 PM (MB+jN)

43 Aloha! I'm drinking Sailor Jerry Rum and Coke.
I'm more of a Dark And Stormy guy.

Posted by: jimmytheleg at June 09, 2009 10:34 PM (OVmw5)

44 Have they steroid tested Hedo Turkoglu lately?  You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:34 PM (JyfVU)

45

Momma

a big part of the problem is that in the past, we had 'reporters' who went out and got the who what when where why. Now we have 'journalists' who see it as their duty to 'make a difference'. Of course, they're all coming out of liberal arts or journalism school backgrounds where their brains have been calcified in the leftwing mold. Other than a brutal stalinist purge of all tenured professors in the country, I don't know how you get around that.

Posted by: Jones at June 09, 2009 10:34 PM (KOkrW)

46 Oh muffy. I'll bite . Who in the hell is Stephen Colbert?  I do not not who this person is!

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:37 PM (dIHlE)

47 evening, Morons

Posted by: fluffy at June 09, 2009 10:40 PM (SwkdU)

48 Helloooo - is anybody out there? What gives, people?

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:41 PM (4Va3l)

49 Mystery, http://tinyurl.com/446vza  sadly it is the place along with the Daley Show where a lot of people get their news.

Posted by: muffy at June 09, 2009 10:41 PM (zplc6)

50

The star Betelgeuse has suddenly and mysteriously shrunk by 15% One possibility is that it's going to go supernova. It's the right age, as stars go.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 10:42 PM (qxUEC)

51 Ice cold Miller Lite for me tonight.

Glad to hear Terry McA got his @ss handed to him in Virginia's primary for Gov.  Couldn't happen to a 'nicer' fucktard. 

Posted by: THeREsaD at June 09, 2009 10:43 PM (MO2LE)

52 Flenser - so you enter the ONT and then you have to be all serious?

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:44 PM (A/sfU)

53 50

The star Betelgeuse has suddenly and mysteriously shrunk by 15% One possibility is that it's going to go supernova. It's the right age, as stars go.

It's that damn global warming again.  Not only is it heating up the planet and affecting the sunspots, now it's blowing up stars billions of miles away!

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 10:45 PM (kP58F)

54

The star Betelgeuse has suddenly and mysteriously shrunk by 15% One possibility is that it's going to go supernova. It's the right age, as stars go.

And of course, when it does, it will incinerate our atmosphere and kill everyone.

Which will coincide with the end of the Mayan calendar.

Assuming Cocker Spaniel Flu doesn't get us all first.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 10:46 PM (cok/k)

55 http://foxyurl.com/5EA

funny video of what T-Mac's money can buy you..

a whole lot of signs but not the nomination..  HAH ha.

Posted by: Dave C at June 09, 2009 10:46 PM (V+WUI)

56 re the missile...what ever happened to finders keepers, losers weepers?

Posted by: torabora at June 09, 2009 10:46 PM (fByX/)

57

Agreed, THeREsaD.

I absolutely love misery being heaped on Terry McAll-lies, Chris Lehane, Paul Begala or James Carville.  My disdain for those guys knows no bounds.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:46 PM (JyfVU)

58 What serious? I hate Betelgeuse, I can't wait the bastard to go. Wait, that's Micheal Keaton ...

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 10:46 PM (qxUEC)

59

The star Betelgeuse has suddenly and mysteriously shrunk by 15% One possibility is that it's going to go supernova. It's the right age, as stars go.

Afterwards will it be a dwarf star, like Letterman, or a gas giant like Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 10:47 PM (MB+jN)

60 Bug-splat go boom?

Posted by: Spathi-1, master of the Sol system at June 09, 2009 10:47 PM (wU8X9)

61

... or a black hole like "you know who"?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 10:47 PM (MB+jN)

62

It's that damn global warming again. 

I blame Bush.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 10:47 PM (qxUEC)

63 21

It somehow rewrote the ? as %03F and the = as %03D. Just click the tinyurl link and retype it in the address bar with: /bored_link.cfm?link_id=40424

Posted by: Tresjin at June 09, 2009 10:48 PM (NvuTo)

64 Other than a brutal stalinist purge of all tenured professors in the country, I don't know how you get around that.

Your going to have to start a lot earlier then that.

Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2009 10:48 PM (xCBQ4)

65 I am glad to see that there is a good number of gals here tonight. It  makes the evening a lot more intererting.  Spice of Life I believe!

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:49 PM (dIHlE)

66

Muffy -   where did you post that link you wanted me to see?  I can't find it now.  I started to watch it earlier, but my 3 year old heard it, and starting running aroun the house saying, 'F*ck GM', so I had to stop it and then forgot to bookmark it.

 

Entrophy -

Does media research do anything besides just documenting and some TV appearances?

 

PLUS:  Nice Deb has vid of  Pubs (Boehner, Blunt, Gingrey, Price) on the floor speaking out against Obama HealthFail.  http://tinyurl.com/ll42qo

HeathFail....get it?  I never come up with any good lines, but that's a keeper!

 

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 10:49 PM (penCf)

67

It somehow rewrote the ? as %03F and the = as %03D. Just click the tinyurl link and retype it in the address bar with: /bored_link.cfm?link_id=40424

I mean no disrespect, but that sounds like a lot of work for a drunk person.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:50 PM (JyfVU)

68

When Betelgeuse does pop it will quite something to see, visable from Earth with the naked eye. In daytime.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 10:50 PM (qxUEC)

69 Mystry - there are typically few of us females on the ONT. At least it's been that way for a while.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:52 PM (tYCci)

70

Jeff Van Gundy is a fucking idiot.  A parking lot attendant could give me his analysis.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 10:54 PM (JyfVU)

71 That's because people keep talking abour ess eee ex and it scares you gals away.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 10:55 PM (qxUEC)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 09, 2009 10:55 PM (qh6g3)

73 Wow that tombstone is nasty.  That cow is getting one hell of a fellating.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 10:55 PM (kP58F)

74

Entrophy -

Entropy. Not that you're not the 15,000th person to do that. I really don't know why everyone hallucinates an 'h' in there.

It's actually a word.

Does media research do anything besides just documenting and some TV appearances?

Uhh.... complain alot? Sometimes Bozell snarks, too.

I mean what else would a PAC do anyway, besides beg for donations? I dunno if MRI begs for donations but they'd probably accept them.

Freedom of speech and all. The media can be biased all it likes and you can do is complain. No, they're not lobbying for the fairness doctrine.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 10:56 PM (cok/k)

75

HeathFail....get it?  I never come up with any good lines, but that's a keeper!

 

Man I'm an idiot.  I get proud of myself and I then I go and spell health wrong. HealthFAIL!

Anyway, I found this funny site: http://failblog.org/

One FAIL is a Travel place with a sign that reads: 'Anal cruise $999!  HA HA!

 

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 10:58 PM (penCf)

76 #48 sassypants.. start your engines . You and muffy are fast bloggers or fast typers,  Runningrn , you type about as fast as me.. Turtle speed.  I should not say that.. In High School I was not allowed to take typing.. That was a girls job..Wrong.. I sure miss my typing skills! 

Posted by: Mystry at June 09, 2009 10:59 PM (dIHlE)

77 71 - oddly enough though, there are a couple of gals who frequently bring up es ee ex on their own - interestingly enough, they're more graphic than many of the male morons here.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 10:59 PM (ResXI)

78 Yes I too am happy to see McAuliffe slink away back to his nest of vipers at the DNC.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:00 PM (kP58F)

79

If you're interested in a recent AIM link, here's one all ready for you about our communist "journalist" friends. I seem to recall there's a donation button at the AIM page.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:00 PM (MB+jN)

80 0/.  Black cherry rum cut with some lemonade for me tonite!

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 09, 2009 11:01 PM (C6kaN)

81 well, that and my music stream of course.  *chuckles*

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 09, 2009 11:01 PM (C6kaN)

82 Betelgeuse is a red supergiant, relatively luminous, and one of the largest stars known. For comparison, if the star were at the center of our solar system its surface might extend out to between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter, wholly engulfing Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars.

Posted by: Mr. Science at June 09, 2009 11:02 PM (KOkrW)

83 Yes I too am happy to see McAuliffe slink away back to his nest of vipers at the DNC.

McAuliffe is the kind of guy I would not be surprised to see arrested for possession of kiddie porn, or taking it in the mouth from truckers at rest stops, he's that slimy.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 09, 2009 11:05 PM (FnH/u)

84 The star Betelgeuse has suddenly and mysteriously shrunk by 15% One possibility is that it's going to go supernova. It's the right age, as stars go.


Isn't that going to blow Orion's head off?


Evening, all.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:06 PM (AHCNW)

85

wholly engulfing Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars.

And, of course, would still not be responsible for global warming.

So what does a supernova turn into after it's exhausted its energy?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:06 PM (MB+jN)

86

McAuliffe is the kind of guy I would not be surprised to see arrested for possession of kiddie porn, or taking it in the mouth from truckers at rest stops

Heck, he should run for gov in NJ then.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:07 PM (qxUEC)

87 If Earth were the same distance from Betelgeuse as it is the sun, we would see it would completely fill the sky from horizon to horizon. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 09, 2009 11:07 PM (FnH/u)

88 Oh, FYI, based on the awesome advertising here at AOSHQ, I picked up a copy of The Last Patriot this evening. Planning on starting here in a bit.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:08 PM (AHCNW)

89

Entropy

Sorry about the 'h', I meant nothing by it. It's hard for me to get my fingers to type, so I just glance at what i'm typing.  I will try to pay more attention.  

Uhh.... complain alot?

I wasn't complaining, it was an honest question.  I just wonder if they were doing 'new' things.  What 'new' things would be, I haven't a clue, but I just wondered.

 No, they're not lobbying for the fairness doctrine

 I never mentioned anything about legislation so I hope you were being snarky.  I just would like to find a place that gets people involved somehow - calling radio stations, boycotts, letters to the editors, etc. 

But thanks for the help!

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 11:09 PM (penCf)

90

Little known fact about Mercury:

The planet was actually named after a Roman mercenary named Urypovich Sverdlovski.

 

No I did not just make that up. And I resent the accusation. Racists.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 11:09 PM (cok/k)

91 Well, I'm going to have to break away from all this scintillating conversation and go to sleep. Good night all.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 09, 2009 11:10 PM (TfHEX)

92 #79 is for you, momma.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:10 PM (MB+jN)

93

what does a supernova turn into after it's exhausted its energy?

In this case, a black hole and a very spectacular nebula. Plus lots of invisible radiation that will be too far away to sterlize Earth.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:10 PM (qxUEC)

94

I wasn't complaining, it was an honest question.  I just wonder if they were doing 'new' things.  What 'new' things would be, I haven't a clue, but I just wondered.

No, momma, not you. Them.

They complain alot, y'know, 'they complain alot' is what they do besides just document things.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 11:10 PM (cok/k)

95

75 momma at June 09, 2009 10:58 PM (penCf)

One FAIL is a Travel place with a sign that reads: 'Anal cruise $999!  HA HA!

Why pay $999 when you can get an anal cruise for free reading palin steele's comments here at Ace O' Spades? Besides, I highly doubt that cruise line serves Valu Rite vodka. Chilled, of course. I am after all a gentleman...

palin steele is the Captain Stubing of comments that make you go, "What is this shit? Seriously?"

Posted by: Palin Steele at June 09, 2009 11:10 PM (COZb8)

96

So what does a supernova turn into after it's exhausted its energy?

The stuff left over collapses into a dwarf star, incredibly dense material, a teaspoon of which would be many tons in weight, or

a black hole

 

it all depends on how big the star was during its main sequence

Posted by: Mr. Science at June 09, 2009 11:11 PM (KOkrW)

97

Little known fact about Mercury:

It's just a fuckin' Ford with a little bling hung here and there and a major upgrade on the sticker. Just sayin'.

Posted by: pendejo grande at June 09, 2009 11:11 PM (gudTT)

98

Whoops, forgot about my sockpuppet from Saturday in the D-Day thread...

Also, I misspoke. He's the Captain America of anal cruises. My bad.

Posted by: Squatch at June 09, 2009 11:12 PM (COZb8)

99 For some reason, the good people of Israel don't seem particularly enamored with The One.

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 11:13 PM (JyfVU)

100

Thank you for the science info, gentlemen, and you too, pendejo grande.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:14 PM (MB+jN)

101 Interesting fact about 'Funployment'.

It won't prevent 'Funeclosure' to a home.  My sister if finding that out.. (she's been working two jobs in order to keep it.. bought it right at the top of the bubble.. To say she is upside down is the least of her worries)

Posted by: Dave C at June 09, 2009 11:15 PM (V+WUI)

102

Little known fact about Uranus ...

 

Nah, I can't go there.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:15 PM (qxUEC)

103

And the Mustang was really a Falcon underneath

 

Posted by: Mr. Science at June 09, 2009 11:16 PM (KOkrW)

104 It's only funemployment if you're living with mom and dad.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:16 PM (AHCNW)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:17 PM (MB+jN)

106 Vampire bats tend to live in colonies in almost completely dark places, such as caves, old wells, hollow trees, and buildings. Colonies can range from a single individual to thousands, often roosting with other species of bat.

Posted by: Mr. Science at June 09, 2009 11:18 PM (KOkrW)

107

palin steele is the Captain Stubing of comments that make you go, "What is this shit?

I think palin steele is the funniest commener on the site. And thats saying something. We should collect PS's greatest hits so they are not lost to posterity.

Remember "people have tricked me into clicking on links"?

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:18 PM (qxUEC)

108 turns out that sidwinder had telemetry data and what not, and no explosives, if I remember the article from earlier correctly.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 09, 2009 11:18 PM (C6kaN)

109 Does 'funclosure' mean you get thrown out of your house by a couple of guys in happy clown masks who squirt you with seltzer water and stuff a fish down your pants?

Ha ha!

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 09, 2009 11:19 PM (FnH/u)

110 Awww, I'm going to miss Betelgeuse, I always thought it had a great name.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 09, 2009 11:19 PM (AJ4xq)

111 And speaking of black holes, I've got a double shift tomorrow at work, so goodnight, all.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:19 PM (MB+jN)

112 What are the four U.S. states with capital cities named after former Presidents?

Posted by: Mr. Geography at June 09, 2009 11:20 PM (JyfVU)

113 Vampire bats tend to live in colonies in almost completely dark places, such as caves, old wells, hollow trees, and buildings Jeneane Garafalo's shriveled soul.

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at June 09, 2009 11:21 PM (FnH/u)

114

Remember "people have tricked me into clicking on links"?

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:18 PM

Ahhh.. I remember clicking on my first tinyurl and seeing the picture of 'Testes Spiderman'.

Good times, good times.

Made me think that Palin/steele has been lurking around for ages.


Posted by: Dave C at June 09, 2009 11:21 PM (V+WUI)

115

Oh, no. The Palau thread just disappeared into... space.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:21 PM (MB+jN)

116

I never mentioned anything about legislation so I hope you were being snarky. 

Kinda... I don't know. Not really. I mean, what else would they do, is my point? That's all I can imagine. PAC's generally lobby, for, y'know, like legislation. Either that or try to get people elected. There's no malice in this post. I'm just saying I don't know what the hell you could do legislatively about media bias accept the fairness doctrine. Nor is the media elected, so...

I just would like to find a place that gets people involved somehow - calling radio stations, boycotts, letters to the editors, etc. 

I hear the boycott thing alot. Good idea in theory. The problem with that is you can't boycott everything. Literally everything. And to boycott the media, you'd pretty much have to.

Just take 1 company - NBC/Universal or some such, (owned by GE). SciFi, USA, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC, Universal Studios... Comedy Central? That's without even stopping to ponder. They own bloody everything.

Anything that isn't owned by GE is owned by Ted Turner, I think. That's like the law or something. Viacomm fits into this somewhere, I don't know where....

It's gotten to a point where's it's becoming vaguely Japanese with these damn megacorporations. Everyone owns everyone.

And then you're gonna say, well, "We won't buy from your advertisers". It'd be so many people you couldn't buy from, you couldn't keep track. You just wouldn't buy anything, just to be safe.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 11:21 PM (cok/k)

117 84

Shoulder, actually.

Posted by: Tresjin at June 09, 2009 11:21 PM (NvuTo)

118 What happened to the Palau thread?

Posted by: Methos at June 09, 2009 11:22 PM (wU8X9)

119 55 - that link is hilarious. What happens when you give a Democrat money? That is your answer!

Somehow the trash from all of that will be the Republicans fault.

Posted by: 52% at June 09, 2009 11:22 PM (AghBu)

120

Betelgeuse will be around for a long time- I read the article and the science geeks aren't even sure what the star is doing- they also think it might be bumpy, like a potato, and right now we're seeing an oblique view that appears to be smaller-

 

 

Posted by: Jones at June 09, 2009 11:24 PM (KOkrW)

121 112

Nebraska, Missouri, Mississippi, Wisconsin

Posted by: MapBoy at June 09, 2009 11:24 PM (SwkdU)

122

Wow, is the overnight thread going to collapse into a black hole this early in the evening?

There was an accident here today where a driver who was high hit an SUV with two pregnant women and 6 kids in it. Of course the asshole high driver is at fault, but apparently the kids and the women weren't wearing seatbelts. I mean, WTF, why do people in this day and age still not buckle their kids in? It's horrifying to me that this happens.

I saw a rollover accident by my house, the car wound up upside down pinned against a tree. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get the Dad out. However, the little girl in the back seat was shaken up but unhurt because she was strapped securely into her carseat.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 09, 2009 11:25 PM (AJ4xq)

123

Ooo!  Ooo! I know this one!  It's...

Nebraska (Lincoln)

Missouri (Jefferson City)

Texas (Austin - he was president of Republic of Texas!)

Ohio (Columbus)

Okay that last one is stretching it a bit

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:25 PM (kP58F)

124

Fine, Wisconsin it is.  I like Ohio better.

 

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:25 PM (kP58F)

125 don't forget Jackson, MS

Posted by: MapBoy at June 09, 2009 11:26 PM (SwkdU)

126

107 flenser at June 09, 2009 11:18 PM (qxUEC)

We should collect PS's greatest hits so they are not lost to posterity.

#104 'Captain America vs. The Punisher' would be the equivalent of Frampton's "Do You Feel Like We Do" from Frampton Comes Alive.

I can almost see the cigarette lighters and comments of, "Free Bird! Free Bird!!!".

Posted by: Squatch at June 09, 2009 11:26 PM (COZb8)

127

North Dakota!

Ok, he was President (chancellor, whatever) of Germany.

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:27 PM (qxUEC)

128

Of course the asshole high driver is at fault, but apparently the kids and the women weren't wearing seatbelts. I mean, WTF, why do people in this day and age still not buckle their kids in? It's horrifying to me that this happens.

I used to feel the same way, until I had to transport around this one lady who was, shall we say, a bit on the large side...the seat belt would not fit around her enormous girth.  And we drove through a snowstorm which made me doubly anxious.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:27 PM (kP58F)

129 I got a funny story for you folks.  I got a love letter from an inmate today on the other side of the country.

Posted by: The Sentinels at June 09, 2009 11:27 PM (ZNhcg)

130 I'm here, just lurking, per normal.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 09, 2009 11:28 PM (C6kaN)

131 If the Earth had a hole cut through its axis large enough to pass the moon through, it's oscillation period back and forth through the hole would be about the same as its current orbital period.

Posted by: Mr. Astronomy at June 09, 2009 11:28 PM (JyfVU)

132

Fine, Wisconsin it is.

Ahh yes, Dolly Madison, 17th President of the US and inventor of the coconut cream pie.

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 11:28 PM (cok/k)

133

I got a funny story for you folks.  I got a love letter from an inmate today on the other side of the country.

Oh good, I was hoping you received it! 

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:28 PM (kP58F)

134 I thought Dolly Madison invented those fruit pies that you find in convenience stores and that have expiration dates well into the next century?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:30 PM (kP58F)

135 Texas (Austin - he was president of Republic of Texas!)

No he wasn't, he was defeated by Sam Houston who then named him Sec of State. Then Austin died a few months later.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:31 PM (AHCNW)

136 Oddly enough, when I read his posts, I hear the words with the *whaaawhoowhaaa* distortion like in that tune. Funny, that.

Posted by: Squatch at June 09, 2009 11:31 PM (COZb8)

137

is the overnight thread going to collapse into a black hole this early in the evening?

Unless emergency supplies of alcohol are airdropped on morons houses, I fear so. 

Posted by: flenser at June 09, 2009 11:31 PM (qxUEC)

138 If Albert is in a spaceship going 99% the speed of light measured relative to Issac's position standing on the Earth; and Albert has a one meter stick, a ten kilogram ball, and a poster he displays for one minute of his time as he whizzes by; then how long would the stick look, how much would the ball weigh, and how long would the poster be displayed from Isaac's perspective?

Posted by: Mr. Modern Physics at June 09, 2009 11:33 PM (JyfVU)

139

Unless emergency supplies of alcohol are airdropped on morons houses, I fear so. 

 

Heh, my stash is holding up just nicely.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 09, 2009 11:33 PM (C6kaN)

140 116  @ Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 11:21 PM

Viacom is all the Nicks, TV land,  all the MTVs, I think the Cartoon Network.

Turner owns all the CNNs, TNT, TBS, (They might be dist. buy Time/Warner.. not sure.)

Fox owns anything with the name 'Fox' on it.  

Disney owns ABC, ESPN, and a handful of others..

The top 50 to 75 cable channels are all owned by 4 - 5 media companies.. 

Save for the one or two oddball channel.. 

Posted by: Dave C at June 09, 2009 11:35 PM (V+WUI)

141

andycanuck

Thanks for the link.  Great find.

 

Entropy

Oh, I understand now.  Sorry for the confusion. I am hoping that a PAC would start running web or TV ads with just the ownership of the Big 3 news networks spelled out.  or maybe clips of 'news' and then spell out who the reporter is married to, or where her family works, etc., just so people know.  Hell, make You-Tube videos.  Easy, 30 or 60 sec 'idiot understanding' vids.

 

Well, night all.  I'll be here to bitch with you tomorrow.  For those that pray, make it a strong plea for our country.  For those that don't pray, could you try just this once?

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 11:36 PM (penCf)

142 Oops my bad, I fail my Texas history, I feel so ashamed

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:38 PM (kP58F)

143

Or perhaps it's the way that you wallow in your own filth.

I resent that.

Posted by: My Own Filth at June 09, 2009 11:39 PM (ewXBY)

144 Whoa Mr. Modern Physics Dude, you are giving me some serious undergraduate physics flashbacks.  Like my physics TA who was this big Elvis nut and insisted on working Elvis into every single one of our physics quizzes.  At first it was cute, but it was just stupid after a while.  "Assume Elvis rotates his guitar with a rotational velocity of 0.25 rad/s..."

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:40 PM (kP58F)

145 Spider silk is a remarkably strong material. Its tensile strength is superior to that of high-grade steel, and as strong as Aramid filaments, such as Twaron or Kevlar. Most importantly, spider silk is extremely lightweight: a strand of spider silk long enough to circle the Earth would weigh less than 16 ounces

Posted by: Mr. Science at June 09, 2009 11:41 PM (KOkrW)

146

If Albert is in a spaceship going 99% the speed of light measured relative to Issac's position standing on the Earth; and Albert has a one meter stick, a ten kilogram ball, and a poster he displays for one minute of his time as he whizzes by

 

Is the poster of Megan Fox?

Never mind! I will devour your puny Earth, Albert, and his spaceship!

Posted by: Galactus at June 09, 2009 11:42 PM (qxUEC)

147 Oops my bad, I fail my Texas history, I feel so ashamed

Heh. You know your chemistry, I know my Texas history.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:44 PM (AHCNW)

148 Random thoughts..   and I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt by calling them thoughts.    First off, you cannot fellate a cow.  It would have to be a bull.   Second, nobody knows what's going to happen to that star, or how soon.  Those that believe in the big bang theory have to concede that something that is "about to happen"  using some sort of comsic clock could take centuries.    Finally, I thought this thread was going to be about unspent loads (which could mean gun thread, or not)  and I had this joke that ended with the line "I was just cleaning it and it went off!"   Something about a shower......

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 09, 2009 11:45 PM (Poe30)

149 After a quick stroll through the thread I think plain steel got grounded tonight.  Could be the incident with his mother's vibrator last night.  Just saying . . .

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 09, 2009 11:47 PM (ewXBY)

150 Yes, you milk cows; you fellate bulls.

As I said, I know my Texas history.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:47 PM (AHCNW)

151 66

Muffy -   where did you post that link you wanted me to see?  I can't find it now.  I started to watch it earlier, but my 3 year old heard it, and starting running aroun the house saying, 'F*ck GM', so I had to stop it and then forgot to bookmark it.

 

"Entrophy -

Does media research do anything besides just documenting and some TV appearances?

 

PLUS:  Nice Deb has vid of  Pubs (Boehner, Blunt, Gingrey, Price) on the floor speaking out against Obama HealthFail.  http://tinyurl.com/ll42qo

HeathFail....get it?  I never come up with any good lines, but that's a keeper!

 

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 10:49 PM (penCf)"

momma here is the link:  (from Zero Hedge) "Can We Get This Guy on CNBC?": http://tinyurl.com/ndocag  He has since put up two other links:  "Some Pro SPY Spike Comic Relief":http://tinyurl.com/nnvzel  and "For Your Evening Amusement":  http://tinyurl.com/kwcabd   I saw the second one but not the new one.  I would like to sincerely apologise to you for not realizing that I should have noted that it was "adult content because of language" and sorry about the copy and past although maybe you can click my name, although that didn't work today, and go to the site's main page and scroll to almost the bottom and work your way up.

Posted by: muffy at June 09, 2009 11:48 PM (zplc6)

152

Ok, he was President (chancellor, whatever) of Germany.

Hitler, North Dakota???

Posted by: Selma Bouvier at June 09, 2009 11:48 PM (MB+jN)

153

Hitler, North Dakota???

As opposed to Stalin, South Dakota.

Strangely, North Dakota got to pick first.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 09, 2009 11:50 PM (kP58F)

154 Muffy,

My 4 year old saw Obama on TV and said, "I don't like Barak Obama. I like Rush Limbaugh." I was so proud. They're never too young to indoctrinate, you know.

Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:50 PM (AHCNW)

155

Here is a war pron site: http://www.apacheclips.com/

Plus there is a babe pic. on the home page. 

 

Weaselzippers also has a great war pron clip posted.

Posted by: momma at June 09, 2009 11:51 PM (penCf)

156

you fellate bulls.

Earlier today, palin steele accused us of "fellating" (IIRC) Governor Palin. Thus the thread references to the impossible. And I really am going to bed now. Honest. Maybe.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:51 PM (MB+jN)

157

152 --

That is correct, Selma.  And I think we all remember that unfortunate incident in the 1940s when its residents seized without opposition the neighboring capital of Pierre, South Dakota.

Posted by: Mr. Geography at June 09, 2009 11:52 PM (JyfVU)

158 I guess this means palin steele isn't a very cunning linguist.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2009 11:54 PM (MB+jN)

159 Dave C @55, that was hilarious! 

Hope he has to pay for people to take  all the signs down! 

Posted by: THeREsaD at June 09, 2009 11:55 PM (MO2LE)

160 http://tinyurl.com/lx8wmf

North Dakota's only riot

Posted by: Obscure History Guy at June 09, 2009 11:55 PM (SwkdU)

161

ownership of the Big 3 news networks spelled out. 

NBC - GE.

Fox - Newscorp (Murdoch)

ABC - Walt Disney

CBS - Viacom (Sumner Redstone)

Posted by: Entropy at June 09, 2009 11:56 PM (cok/k)

162

Mr. Modern Physics.  The answer is the same thing for all, isn't it?  Infinite?

Posted by: blackrockmarauder at June 09, 2009 11:56 PM (GvgvT)

163 Though it's overused these days, I like the word fellator.  How else could you accuse a political opponent of sucking someone's d*ck on television?

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 11:56 PM (JyfVU)

164 Posted by: mpur at June 09, 2009 11:50 PM (AHCNW)

Wow, that's great, mpur!!  Hey, make sure and let us know how you like The Last Patriot.  I'll definitely read more of his books.  I buzzed through Takedown over the weekend and really enjoyed it.  Although I can't imagine it gets very good reviews in teh Muslim world.

Posted by: CB at June 09, 2009 11:56 PM (9Wv2j)

165

#145 Mr. Science

:a strand of spider silk long enough to circle the Earth would weigh less than 16 ounces.

Ummm, how big would that spider be, and where is it RIGHT NOW?

Posted by: solitary knight at June 09, 2009 11:59 PM (Z6xEY)

166 Though it's overused these days, I like the word fellator.  How else could you accuse a political opponent of sucking someone's d*ck on television?

Posted by: Easy boy at June 09, 2009 11:56 PM (JyfVU)


There's an old story (may or may not be true) that LBJ, when he was running for office here in Texas, instructed his campaign manager to put out a rumour that his opponent was a chicken f**ker. His campaign manager objected, stating that they had no evidence that this was true. LBJ laughed and said, "Yeah, I know. I just want to see him go on TV and deny it."

Posted by: mpur at June 10, 2009 12:00 AM (AHCNW)

167 solitary knight, have you checked under your bed?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:00 AM (AJ4xq)

168

Just watched the season premiere of Weeds from last night. I can't say I totally approve of the turn the show has taken. It will be interesting to see how they extricate Mary Louise Parker's character from her mess this season.

And yes, I know everyone in the world hates that show. But I don't, so there.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:02 AM (AJ4xq)

169 164: I will post my review as soon as I finish it.

Posted by: mpur at June 10, 2009 12:02 AM (AHCNW)

170 LBJ . . . that fucker knew politics was a blood sport.

Posted by: CB at June 10, 2009 12:02 AM (9Wv2j)

171 Question.  Where the hell can I find mint in it's leaf form? I guessed a spice section of a grocery store and came up empty, and I need some to make this drink that sounded awfully intriguing..

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:03 AM (C6kaN)

172 Produce section, Dale.  Are you making mojitos?  Yummmmm!

Posted by: CB at June 10, 2009 12:04 AM (9Wv2j)

173 Actually, mass approaches infinity and length approaches zero. I can't do math on this site, i think it is verboten.

Posted by: blackrockmarauder at June 10, 2009 12:04 AM (GvgvT)

174 Question.  Where the hell can I find mint in it's leaf form?

I'd try a health nut store like Whole Paycheck Foods.

Posted by: mpur at June 10, 2009 12:05 AM (AHCNW)

175

162 -

Mass and time go to infinity ('mass/time dilation').  The length goes to zero ('length contraction').  I blame Lorentz for all of this.

Posted by: Mr. Modern Physics at June 10, 2009 12:05 AM (JyfVU)

176 Dale, buy the mint plant at home depot.  You only need to buy it once and water it.  Transplant it to a nice pot or plant it on the patio in a pot so you can take it in in the winter.  It needs a little sun and water and gives you back so much in return.  Besides, if you try to buy it in the spice section they will charge you way too much.

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 12:05 AM (zplc6)

177

mint julip makers mark.

Dammit I wish I hadn't started drinking already, I'd roadrip down the road to pick some up.

 

shaved ice. (eh, I'll improvise, hammer and all that), pour mint julip makers mark over ice to taste.  garnish with powered shugar and sprig of mint such that it sticks under yer nose while sipping.  I'm not a bourbon drinker,  but I think that might make the funny faces go away when sipping.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:06 AM (C6kaN)

178 I'm a sociopath!

Posted by: Nancy Botwin at June 10, 2009 12:07 AM (SwkdU)

179 OK, I've got an early class tomorrow.

Night all.

Posted by: mpur at June 10, 2009 12:07 AM (AHCNW)

180 122

There was an accident here today where a driver who was high hit an SUV with two pregnant women and 6 kids in it. Of course the asshole high driver is at fault, but apparently the kids and the women weren't wearing seatbelts. I mean, WTF, why do people in this day and age still not buckle their kids in?

Paranoid Girl, it's genetics.  Stupid people do stupid shit.  This is the way nature intends to prevent stupid isn't perpetuated in a species.

It's horrifying to me that this happens.

That's the way life is sometimes.  Ask yourself, do you really want the government trying to outlaw stupidity?

I saw a rollover accident by my house, the car wound up upside down pinned against a tree. They had to use the Jaws of Life to get the Da  Stupid out.

Now you're just being a drama queen.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 10, 2009 12:08 AM (ewXBY)

181 Muffy that's actually a pretty damn good idea.  TY

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:08 AM (C6kaN)

182 More Rome for me tonight...  HOLY SHIT!!!  Octavia & Servilia?  Where the fuck did that come from?

Posted by: Editor at June 10, 2009 12:12 AM (en7mZ)

183

>Ummm, how big would that spider be, and where is it RIGHT NOW?

 

Outside your window. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Posted by: Mr. Science at June 10, 2009 12:12 AM (KOkrW)

184

#167 PGiS

Uh, thanks, but I never look under my bed.

Boogie Man you know.

Posted by: solitary knight at June 10, 2009 12:12 AM (Z6xEY)

185 Dale, Your welcome.  I discovered this out of desperation one day when they had no dried or fresh oregano in the store, but with the flowers, there was the plant.  Honestly, that fresh oregano was amazing and made everything taste so much better.  so, once I went fresh from the plant, well I've never gone back...

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 12:13 AM (zplc6)

186 South Korean Hello Kitty mafia godfather

Posted by: ungoogleable at June 10, 2009 12:14 AM (EiH7n)

187 185 Dale, Your welcome.  I discovered this out of desperation one day when they had no dried or fresh oregano in the store, but with the flowers, there was the plant.  Honestly, that fresh oregano was amazing and made everything taste so much better.  so, once I went fresh from the plant, well I've never gone back..

Basil and thyme plants are easy to find also, the fresh herbs are great when cooking. the fresh herbs do make quite a difference.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:17 AM (VL0IQ)

188 WTF is wrong with Ace of Spades?  It's Tuesday night and you're already drinking





too

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:17 AM (PDeVA)

189 Obscure History Guy @ 160: heh, it figures, the only riot in ND history is a bunch of drunk college stuents tearing up a tiny town.  Were they protesting the Vietnam War?  Racism?  Nuclear proliferation?  no, they just wanted more booze!  LOL

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 12:17 AM (kP58F)

190

#183 Mr. Science

It's OK now, I pulled the covers up over my head.

That always works.

Posted by: solitary knight at June 10, 2009 12:18 AM (zNnob)

191 heh, I don't drink often anymore, but tonite it sounded like a really good idea, so here I am.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:19 AM (C6kaN)

192 Hmm, growing spices just seems like it would be way too much work.  I prefer Wal-Mart spices.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 12:19 AM (kP58F)

193 When I want spice I pour beer on my brat.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:21 AM (PDeVA)

194

Viacom - Nickelodeon, Showtime, Comedy Central, MTV, Spike, VH1, BET

Turner - Cinemax, HBO, TBS, TNT, TCM, Cartoon Network, WB, POGO, Boomerang, CNN

GE - AMC, IFC, Bravo, Sundance, USA, SciFi, CNBC, MSNBC, Discovery, Science, Military, Animal Planet, TLC, History Channel, A&E, Biography Channel, Oxygen, The Weather Channel (notice, all the channels that shove global warming propoganda up your ass 24/7)

Posted by: Entropy at June 10, 2009 12:21 AM (cok/k)

195 192 Hmm, growing spices just seems like it would be way too much work.  I prefer Wal-Mart spices.

very simple actually. i have basil growing now inside, i just keep the plants by the window and water them once a day, you can keep them growing in water.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:21 AM (VL0IQ)

196 "192 Hmm, growing spices just seems like it would be way too much work.  I prefer Wal-Mart spices.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 12:19 AM (kP58F)"

Actually, no work at all, and the flavor is so different from the dried stuff.  I mean they grow like weeds, all you have to do is water and give a little sunlight every day and they reward you.   There is nothing like a nice cold tomatoe salad with onion, olive oil and fresh basil and oregano, chilled.  In the summer, it's the best especially when you grow the tomatoes.  you should try it, you will get hooked.

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 12:21 AM (zplc6)

197 I'm starting the comments from the beginning now.

Paranoid Seattle chick is drinking Sailor Jerry I see.  Captain Morgain ranks above that.

And Admiral Nelson even higher.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:23 AM (PDeVA)

198 #145 re: Spider Silk

More importantly, you can make Spellfire Bags from it.  They sell for up to 350g at the Auction House. My enchanter never leaves Ironforge without one.


Posted by: The Black Republican at June 10, 2009 12:23 AM (0guas)

199 189 chemjeff

My aunt was a freshman at NDSU when this happened. A few years later, my family stopped by on our way to Montana. Not much happening.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 12:24 AM (SwkdU)

200 if you make pasta sauces fresh herbs and the best tomatoes make a big difference, italian cooking is quite simple, it really depends on the best and freshest ingredients available.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:25 AM (VL0IQ)

201 Second, nobody knows what's going to happen to that star, or how soon.

Going to happen???? Now, I'm just a blue-collar college dropout, but even I know that we're talking about something that already happened about 600 years ago....it's just taken that long for the light to reach us so we could observe our impending doom.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2009 12:25 AM (9Lm5R)

202 198. Dude, that's just wrong. I killed my wow habit about a year and a half ago, and I *STILL* know what you're talking about..

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:26 AM (C6kaN)

203

Of course I am a drama queen, it is inherent to my handle!

Well, this was my first time with Sailor Jerry and he served me well. I found Captain Morgan a little rougher than I wanted. I guess I'll have to hold out for Admiral Nelson.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:27 AM (AJ4xq)

204 joan & muffy, okay, so what do you think is the absolute easiest one to grow?  I'm serious, I am terrible at plants & gardening & anything green, so it's gotta be easy otherwise it's gonna die

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 12:28 AM (kP58F)

205 ParanoidGirl, It gets cheaper as you go up in rank.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:29 AM (PDeVA)

206 basil i think, you can grow it in water, but they are all pretty easy in my experience.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:29 AM (VL0IQ)

207 Also, I'll second, or third or fourth those that are saying growing your own herbs is easy. Really, they only need a little space, some light, and some water, and then you can whip up some awesome food and impress teh chicks with both your green thumb and your culinary magic.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:30 AM (AJ4xq)

208 Never before seen pic of B.O. & M.O.

Totally safe pic, I promise. 

http://tinyurl.com/mcrx8t

Posted by: THeREsaD at June 10, 2009 12:31 AM (MO2LE)

209

I think mint is easy to grow. And basil. Also rosemary. I've had more trouble with oregeno. Mint is a bit of a weed though so it will take over if given half a chance.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:32 AM (AJ4xq)

210

#201 ITC

....our impending doom.

Yeah like I'm worried about that.

There's a ginourmous frickin' spider outside my window.

Priorities man.

Posted by: solitary knight at June 10, 2009 12:32 AM (zNnob)

211 Okay then I will pick up a basil plant tomorrow   we'll see how it goes.  How long does it generally take to get usable basil leaves?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 12:33 AM (kP58F)

212 A knight afraid of spiders? Not possible.

Posted by: Shannon at June 10, 2009 12:35 AM (v4qA1)

213 Entropy @ 194

Thank you..


Posted by: Dave C at June 10, 2009 12:36 AM (V+WUI)

214

210.

 

2 words.  Big Freaking Shoe.  That's like three, but still, you get the sole of the matter. /duck

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:37 AM (C6kaN)

215

I was told not to let my basil platn bloom or leaves get bitter, so if I see buds I pinch them off. Of course sometimes it is hard to tell between the buds and the new leaf growth since I suck at gardening.

I love the idea of a garden, just not the work it entails. I really should've been to the manor born as my ideal would be a team of gardeners slaving away so I can flit about in a beautiful garden cutting flowers and having romantic trysts.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:37 AM (AJ4xq)

216 And I am having trouble believing I am discussing gardening at this joint. Quick somebody mention something smart and military like.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:38 AM (AJ4xq)

217 if you are into spicy foods like i am, fresher, better quality peppers like paprika, cayenne, various chiles make a big difference too. if you have had a really good goulash you know how good paprika is for example. if you just buy ordinary paprika from a grocery store it really lends very little to food, but if you can find a good quality paprika (usually sold in specialty groceries in aluminum pouches) it makes a huge difference, i love a good goulash.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:39 AM (VL0IQ)

218 Seattle @ 215, you sound like a (shock!) WOMAN!

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:40 AM (PDeVA)

219 Hey! all I asked about was mint for the bourbon I was drinking.  Everybody else started mentioning do it yourself spices,  which isn't a bad thing by any means,  but still.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:41 AM (C6kaN)

220 211 Okay then I will pick up a basil plant tomorrow   we'll see how it goes.  How long does it generally take to get usable basil leaves?

you can buy the plants that are usable right away. i buy 2 at a time for a bout $4, i use up all the leaves as i need them, when the leaves are gone, i buy 2 more plants.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:41 AM (VL0IQ)

221 Quick somebody mention something smart and military like.

Hobos and boobies .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 12:42 AM (vKdhq)

222 i'd rather talk about food and cooking than boobs .

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:43 AM (VL0IQ)

223 PGIS, do NOT drop gardening or any other such fertilizer on to my nice, clean thread! I want this thread so shiny an' purty that The Blessed Virgin Mary would want to eat off of it.

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at June 10, 2009 12:44 AM (SwkdU)

224

#212 Shannon

A knight afraid of spiders? Not possible.

Oh yeah? Well have you ever smashed a spider with your shoe, or maybe smashed one with a heavy book? I'll bet you, and millions of other people have done that.

And you think spiders don't communicate? Well, they do and I'm bettin' they're mighty pissed off.

Anyway time for my pills.

Posted by: solitary knight at June 10, 2009 12:45 AM (zNnob)

225 Well, Z Ryan, it's a good thing I am a woman then, isn't it!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:46 AM (AJ4xq)

226 Joan..  a compromise..

how about talking about food that can be eaten off of boobies? 

No?  okay..

Posted by: Dave C at June 10, 2009 12:47 AM (V+WUI)

227

sliced fruit, choc o lat, honey, bacon...wait where was I?

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:49 AM (C6kaN)

228 Honey, if you want to go into a diabetic coma.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:49 AM (PDeVA)

229 whipped cream

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 12:50 AM (AJ4xq)

230 cherries

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:51 AM (C6kaN)

231 yogurt? 

Posted by: Dave C at June 10, 2009 12:51 AM (V+WUI)

232 226 Joan..  a compromise..

how about talking about food that can be eaten off of boobies? 

No?  okay..

it's like no matter what, on this site it always gets back to boobs, always. strangely enough i was also taking to one of my friends earlier today about, bras boobs (she's pregnant). i have already been talking about this topic today, not fair.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:51 AM (VL0IQ)

233 It's the overnight drunk thread.  Drunk men and lonely women.  Of course boobs are going to come up.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:53 AM (PDeVA)

234 OK joan ...
hobbys .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 12:53 AM (vKdhq)

235 heh.  This is AoS, whatcha expect?    Snark, hootch, bitchin bout the man in charge,  stomping a mudhole in the local troglodytes, boobs, and military....schtuff.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:53 AM (C6kaN)

236 well i like to cook, i like music, play guitar, hunt hobos. i drink a lot. i cry.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:54 AM (VL0IQ)

237 Fly -fishing , pleased to meet you .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 12:55 AM (vKdhq)

238 i drink a lot. i cry.

Well.. obviously.. you are hanging out here..


Posted by: Dave C at June 10, 2009 12:55 AM (V+WUI)

239 He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at June 10, 2009 12:56 AM (MB+jN)

240 i never went fly fishing, i'd love to learn. i do like to fish . where do you live bill d. ?

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 12:57 AM (VL0IQ)

241 I'll see your fly fishing and raise you regular fishing, on the fly story writing, online Djing, and of course, being of late gen x, gaming.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 12:57 AM (C6kaN)

242 "204 joan & muffy, okay, so what do you think is the absolute easiest one to grow?  I'm serious, I am terrible at plants & gardening & anything green, so it's gotta be easy otherwise it's gonna die

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 12:28 AM (kP58F)"

Italian Parsley is very easy.  I took one tiny plant from home depot and made two planters out of the one tiny plant.  Had a barbecue for a lot of people on Memorial day weekend and everyone wanted to know what those two beautiful plants were.  I would say try it and tell me, it was fun, everyone is now growing Italizn Parsley.

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 12:58 AM (zplc6)

243 Calgary , about 100 yards from the Bow River .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 12:59 AM (vKdhq)

244 It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Posted by: Piter de Vries at June 10, 2009 01:00 AM (C6kaN)

245 43 Calgary , about 100 yards from the Bow River .


is that in Alberta ? steel head, salmon, what do you fish for there ?

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:01 AM (VL0IQ)

246 i got hungry so I just threw together a quick marinara and linguine.  Sorry about the gardening talk. 

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 01:01 AM (zplc6)

247

The spice must flow! Especially at barbecues.

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at June 10, 2009 01:02 AM (MB+jN)

248 Dale, or Piter. . . I have a pro tip for you.

When you post, in your URL box you write: www.sturmgrenadier.com

So if it's clicked, it pops up a 404 with the URL as: http://minx.cc/www.sturmgrenadier.com

What you do is write in that box: http://www.sturmgrenadier.com
and people can click on it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 01:02 AM (PDeVA)

249 Calgary , Alberta . We be landlocked here , it's rainbows and browns (trout).

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 01:03 AM (vKdhq)

250 246 i got hungry so I just threw together a quick marinara and linguine.  Sorry about the gardening talk.

nice, i'll bet that was good. getting hungry too. i made some black bean soup today. i may have some of that in a few. i like it with chopped red onions and chopped basil , sour cream.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:05 AM (VL0IQ)

251 so I see.  Fixed, I think. Ty.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 01:05 AM (C6kaN)

252

I've always wanted an exotic hobby like breeding rare orchids, or studying the entomology of South American beetles, or playing the didjeridoo.

Alas my hobbies are far less interesting.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 01:06 AM (AJ4xq)

253 Yeah it's fixed.  No prob'.  I see that a lot here, and sometimes I see posters asking for admin fixes for their broken URLs.  If someone else here needs it, pass it along.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 01:06 AM (PDeVA)

254 I do collect vintage wrapping paper, that's a little quirky.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 01:07 AM (AJ4xq)

255 Hobbies are for losers.

Drinking is for winners.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 01:08 AM (PDeVA)

256 249 Calgary , Alberta . We be landlocked here , it's rainbows and browns (trout).

sweet, i love trout, never caught any browns, but i love rainbow trou, caught a lot of those. beautiful fish and great to eat.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:08 AM (VL0IQ)

257 My new hobby . is learning how to spell hobbies .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 01:08 AM (vKdhq)

258 ..... and to use commas instead of periods .....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 01:09 AM (vKdhq)

259 255 Hobbies are for losers.

Drinking is for winners.

my hobby is drinking.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:09 AM (VL0IQ)

260 Well, I'm signing out for the night. I've got to get up early and pretend to like other people's children.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 01:10 AM (AJ4xq)

261 jean, that sound fabulously good.   I love to cook for others and I bet you do too.

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 01:10 AM (zplc6)

262 I think I'm arriving at "acceptance".  Socialism won't be so bad, will it?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at June 10, 2009 01:10 AM (gbGqE)

263 my hobby is drinking.
Posted by: joan

In that case, we need to get you into a program.

I've got to get up early and pretend to like other people's children. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

I should call the police on you!

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 01:11 AM (PDeVA)

264 Evening, all. Morning here. The air is fresher and cleaner. I think Michelle went home. With that doggie bag of fish and chips.

Posted by: londonmark at June 10, 2009 01:11 AM (8+kts)

265 254 I do collect vintage wrapping paper, that's a little quirky.

that is quirky. do you have cats ?

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:11 AM (VL0IQ)

266 Hobbies are for losers.

Drinking is for winners.



What if you drink while enjoying a hobby ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 10, 2009 01:12 AM (vKdhq)

267 heh, swingshift is nice.  Don't have to wake up to an alarm clock every morning.    However, it does limit your choices of eating out during the weekday unless you want lunch or ihop/denny's.  NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Dale in Texas at June 10, 2009 01:12 AM (C6kaN)

268 61 jean, that sound fabulously good.   I love to cook for others and I bet you do too.

i really do. i like to bake too.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:12 AM (VL0IQ)

269

I don't have cats, I doubt I ever will have cats.

Really, I'm mostly normal, that's 3/4 of my problem.

And, I don't understand why Z Ryan wants to call the police on me.

It's so hard to quit this place at night.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 01:14 AM (AJ4xq)

270 I'm not a good baker so I really respect my friends who are good bakers.  One of my friends was taught by her grand mom to make "popovers" and I had never had one and they were amazing.  The trick is apparently letting them rise and stay risen.  They are very airy but really tasty.  So that friend makes a lof of amazing stuff.  I manage cupcakes and cakes but nothing really fancy. 

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 01:15 AM (zplc6)

271

I don't have cats, I doubt I ever will have cats.

Really, I'm mostly normal, that's 3/4 of my problem.

And, I don't understand why Z Ryan wants to call the police on me.

It's so hard to quit this place at night.


i was kidding that you are an eccentric moonbat, he was kidding that you are a perv that likes kids (i think) .

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:16 AM (VL0IQ)

272 PGIS, I don't understand why he thinks this:  "
233 It's the overnight drunk thread.  Drunk men and lonely women.  Of course boobs are going to come up.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 12:53 AM (PDeVA)"

I'm not loanly and I don't think any of the other ladies are either.

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 01:17 AM (zplc6)

273 270 I'm not a good baker so I really respect my friends who are good bakers.  One of my friends was taught by her grand mom to make "popovers" and I had never had one and they were amazing.  The trick is apparently letting them rise and stay risen.  They are very airy but really tasty.  So that friend makes a lof of amazing stuff.  I manage cupcakes and cakes but nothing really fancy.

i started out making pizza doughs, and that was fun. then i started to make bread that's hard really. i don't make fancy pastries but i do like to make pies. i used to have a hard time making a good oie crust, but i got a Cuisinart and it's easy with that. i also have a kitchen aide mixer for pizza and bread dough so that's pretty easy too.


if this link is right here's a wonderful recipe for pecan pie.


http://tinyurl.com/32dud7

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:22 AM (VL0IQ)

274

My Grandmother (of condom and dirty joke fame) had a bunch of hobbies, mostly centering on collecting things like coins, Jim Beam bottles, Avon bottles, antique irons, antique banks, guns, keys, costume jewelry. She was constantly going to one collector's convention or another.

Having had to deal with all of her stuff after her death, the end result is most of her grandkids, including me, fear collecting anything. But, every once in a while the genes win out and we end up doing it anyway.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 01:24 AM (AJ4xq)

275 I'm not loanly and I don't think any of the other ladies are either.


i'm not lonely. i think he meant that as a joke. i have a bf i live with, if anything i need more space and more time by myself which is one of the reasons i'm up late (my bf is sleeping).

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:25 AM (VL0IQ)

276 then i started to make bread that's not hard really

ftfy

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:29 AM (VL0IQ)

277 All this talk of cooking is making me hungry. Got to pick up some gruyere on the way home. Mmm, crustless quiche. Heart attack on a plate.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 01:33 AM (SwkdU)

278 277 All this talk of cooking is making me hungry. Got to pick up some gruyere on the way home. Mmm, crustless quiche. Heart attack on a plate.

hey you have to go sometime and may be a little fattening but still a lot healthier than fast food.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:36 AM (VL0IQ)

279 We try to stay on a low carb diet, but keep falling off the wagon.

Bacon!

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 01:39 AM (SwkdU)

280 279 We try to stay on a low carb diet, but keep falling off the wagon.

Bacon!

it's tough. i go off the wagon sometimes too, as long as you get back on it it you'll be fine.

as far as the quiche, i don't think eggs are really as bad as was once thought for your heart, but i don't know.


Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:41 AM (VL0IQ)

281

Socialism won't be so bad, will it?

Of course not!  And Big Brother really does love you.

Posted by: Big Brother at June 10, 2009 01:46 AM (kP58F)

282 I'm a lot more vulnerable to diabetes than heart disease, so bring on the cased meats.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 01:46 AM (SwkdU)

283 123

Ooo!  Ooo! I know this one!  It's...

Nebraska (Lincoln)

Until they rename Omaha to Obama and move the capital there

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 01:46 AM (93F13)

284 We love you, too, Big Brother!

Posted by: Winston Smith at June 10, 2009 01:47 AM (SwkdU)

285 without talk of boobs, the guys seem to have disappeared.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:50 AM (VL0IQ)

286 I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but my mother won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
but if I say I am I get it

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at June 10, 2009 01:52 AM (SwkdU)

287 yer a guy fluffy ? sorry.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:54 AM (VL0IQ)

288 255 Hobbies are for losers.

Drinking is for winners.

Coffee is for CLOSERS

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 10, 2009 01:55 AM (93F13)

289 hi kbdabear.


Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 01:56 AM (VL0IQ)

290 none taken. With a handle like this, ya gotta expect people to make assumptions.

I'm not quite as butch as 'Fifi' in Mad Max, but not quite as gay, either ;-)

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 01:56 AM (SwkdU)

291 The capitol of New Jersey is Trenton, named after Trent Dilfer.

They have a strange sense of humor in Jersey

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 01:57 AM (93F13)

292 289 hi kbdabear.

Hi there blue eyes (in Bogart voice)

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 01:58 AM (93F13)

293 glad you're here kbdabear, i got nothing tonight.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:00 AM (VL0IQ)

294 The capitol of Maine is Augusta. This was because the Pro Golf Association's bylaws say the Masters must be held in a town named that.

Augusta Georgia was chosen anyway

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:01 AM (93F13)

295

Until they rename Omaha to Obama and move the capital there

Quite honestly, if they want Omaha they can have it.  It's been charitably described as a "cultural wasteland".  It's got gambling, gangs, drugs, a crappy AAA baseball team, a completely fucked up highway system, urban sprawl like you wouldn't believe (well, for Nebraska) - it takes forever to get anywhere in Omaha.  About the only things going for it are the College World Series and Creighton University.  I just groan whenever I'm asked to go there for some reason.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:02 AM (kP58F)

296 never knew that Dilfert had a first name. I sure like his dog, Dogfert.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 02:02 AM (SwkdU)

297 The capitol of Rhode Island is Providence. So named because the founders knew in advance that the place would suck

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:02 AM (93F13)

298 ooo, hottie blondie on redeye

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:04 AM (kP58F)

299 The capitol of Georgia is Atlanta. The old name was retained because on Georgia's re-entry to the Union, the preferred name of Fuck You Sherman was denied.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:04 AM (93F13)

300 The smallest state has the longest name. The full name is:

'Rhode Island and Providence Plantations'

and yes, Providence is an armpit

Posted by: Obscure Geography Guy at June 10, 2009 02:05 AM (SwkdU)

301 The capitol of Washington is Olympia. Named after the mother of Alexander the Great. Olympia was a member of a snake worshipping cult of Dyonisis, and probably slept with snakes.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:09 AM (93F13)

302 The capitol of Texas was named Austin because it sounded more manly than Bronte

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:11 AM (93F13)

303 And you just know why the capital of Oregon is Salem...

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:12 AM (kP58F)

304 no......

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:12 AM (VL0IQ)

305 The capital of Nevada is Carson City. It's main business is whorehouses for military personnel. Prostitutes like to shout "heeeeeerrrrrre's Johnny" when clients enter the establishment.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:13 AM (93F13)

306 Well, let's just say there are plenty of people in Oregon who weigh the same as a duck.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:14 AM (kP58F)

307 Hmm, the mascot of the University of Oregon is a big duck.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:15 AM (kP58F)

308 The capital of Iowa is Des Moines. It is French for "shit hole"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:15 AM (93F13)

309 306 Well, let's just say there are plenty of people in Oregon who weigh the same as a duck.

damn i had to think about that, witches ok.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:16 AM (VL0IQ)

310 307 Hmm, the mascot of the University of Oregon is a big duck.  Coincidence?  I think not.

well oregon state is home of the beavers.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:17 AM (VL0IQ)

311 The capitol of California is Sacramento. In Spanish it means sacrament. The religious connotations still apply as Californians say "Jesus, what will those assholes do next"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:17 AM (93F13)

312

308 The capital of Iowa is Des Moines. It is French for "shit hole"

Funny I thought it was French for "pointless city".

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:19 AM (kP58F)

313 The capitol of South Dakota is Pierre. It was decided that pervert boys would laugh if it was called Peter, so the French name was chosen. If the legislature is overwhelmingly Democrat, it will be renamed to Pedro

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:20 AM (93F13)

314 Do you have an anecdote for all 57 capitols?

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 02:23 AM (SwkdU)

315 The capitol of Minnesota is St Paul. It was chosen over St Ringo

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:24 AM (93F13)

316 Okay so what the hell is FanIQ?  I just got some spam email from them

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:25 AM (kP58F)

317 I can name every state capitol. I thought it would impress chicks

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:26 AM (93F13)

318 317 I can name every state capitol. I thought it would impress chicks

it does, that's what i look for in a man.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:27 AM (VL0IQ)

319 The capitol of Hawaii is Honolulu. It is famous for Pearl Jam

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:28 AM (93F13)

320 The capitol of New Hampshire is Manchester. Named because the man there were lazy, fat, and developed moobs

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:30 AM (93F13)

321 vermont ?

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:32 AM (VL0IQ)

322 317 I can name every state capitol. I thought it would impress chicks
Posted by: kbdabear

Yes, if your fifth grade teacher was a chick.

Posted by: Z Ryan at June 10, 2009 02:32 AM (PDeVA)

323 The capitol of Virginia is Richmond. They used to make cigarettes there, but in the name of social responsibility they now make crack and meth

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:34 AM (93F13)

324 sorry, kdkabear. Manch Vegas isn't the capitol

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 02:35 AM (SwkdU)

325 321 vermont ?

The capitol of Vermont in Montpelier. In French it sounds like YEAARRGGGG

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:35 AM (93F13)

326 this is really funny, keep going.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:37 AM (VL0IQ)

327 The capitol of Alabama is Montgomery. It was Patton's idea of a joke

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:38 AM (93F13)

328 capitol of wisconsin ?


Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:42 AM (VL0IQ)

329

Another sad, sad case of discrimination:

http://tinyurl.com/rdlo3s

 

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:47 AM (kP58F)

330 328 capitol of wisconsin ?

Madison. Called the City of Four Lakes and Four Thousand Communists. By its promoters.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:47 AM (93F13)

331

The capitol of Tennessee is Nashville. Named after Revolutionary War hero Francis Nash who was chosen over Zebediah Crosby and Jeremiah Stills

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:50 AM (93F13)

332 330 328 capitol of wisconsin ?

Madison. Called the City of Four Lakes and Four Thousand Communists. By its promoters.

i thought it was named after oscar madison

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:51 AM (VL0IQ)

333 ba-doom-ching

Posted by: chemjeff at June 10, 2009 02:51 AM (kP58F)

334 The capitol of Florida is Tallahassee. It's a Seminole word for "the swamp water stinks"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:51 AM (93F13)

335 Better than Ungerville

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 02:52 AM (SwkdU)

336 35 Better than Ungerville

i wonder if there is an ungerville. bet there is.

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 02:53 AM (VL0IQ)

337 The capitol of Kentucky is Frankfort. While many think it was named after the German city, it was for "Frank's Fort" which sounded much more dignified than "Tommy's Tree House"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:54 AM (93F13)

338 The capitol of Wyoming is Cheyenne. While people assume it's named for the northern plains Indian tribe of that name, it was named after an old west prostitute who was pretty but withdrawn named "Shy Anne"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:57 AM (93F13)

339 336 35 Better than Ungerville

i wonder if there is an ungerville. bet there is.

The only town I found is Unger, West Virginia. It's said that it's the only town in the state who regularly buy toothpaste

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 02:59 AM (93F13)

340 The only town I found is Unger, West Virginia. It's said that it's the only town in the state who regularly buy toothpaste

thanks. you crack me up

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 03:01 AM (3SIDD)

341 "The only town I found is Unger, West Virginia. It's said that it's the only town in the state who regularly buy toothpaste"

Do the residents honk when they are upset?

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 03:02 AM (SwkdU)

342 324 sorry, kdkabear. Manch Vegas isn't the capitol

I stand corrected, it's Concord. I hereby submit myself to punishment by my fifth grade teacher if she's been paroled by now for setting that 4-H camp on fire

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 03:05 AM (93F13)

343 342 If she hasn't been paroled, we'll bust her out. It's the right thing to do.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2009 03:09 AM (SwkdU)

344 The capitol of Michigan is Lansing. Although they've been hit hard by auto industry layoffs, they hope to draw in tourists with their landfill mountain shaped like Michael Moore

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 03:09 AM (93F13)

345 I hope you're enjoying my factoids about state capitols. It's research I'm doing for an upcoming Dept of Education DVD called "Fun Facts of State Governments with Joe Biden"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 03:15 AM (93F13)

346 idaho ?

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 03:15 AM (3SIDD)

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348 slow joe's state, delaware

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349 The capitol of Delaware is Dover. Named for the town in England of that name. No on knows why since Dover is renowned for its white cliffs by the English Channel and Dover, DE is flat, at sea level and 8 miles inland.  The founders of Delaware colony weren't too bright

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350 louisiana ?

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351 The capitol of Utah is Salt Lake City. It's on the southeast shores of The Great Salt Lake which it was named for. The Mormons weren't very creative

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352 350 louisiana ?

The capitol of Louisiana is Baton Rouge. It's not as fun to visit as Moulin Rouge. It's a loose French translation of "Napolean hates black people"

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353 that was a good one, how about montana ?

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Are you kidding me? We invented AmTrak in 1724. Indians from all over came to open Dunkin Donuts franchises. Bright, clean ones. Are you kidding me?

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356 sheep sounds strange as a word in the singular, should have been one shep two sheep or something.

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Quit carbo-loading with oatmeal, Wilford. You need some red meat in yer diet.

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1) Mint is easiest to grow, but very few plants can get by without being watered. I've checked.

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the rolling stones : 'hey you get off of my cloud"

scotsman : "hey mcloud get off of my ewe".

Posted by: joan at June 10, 2009 03:56 AM (3SIDD)

365 2) Okay . . . Arizona.

The capital is Phoenix, after the mythical bird which rose reborn from the ashes after Janet Napolitano burned out all the pro-lifers and gun owners

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well yeh, besides cactus.

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367 My sister in law lived in Phx and, for years, dated a firefighter there.

Every time we went to visit him at the firehouse I asked why they bothered to fight the fires, because . . . didn't new houses grow out of the burned-out ones?

No one ever laughed, so I kept making the joke, hoping someone would get it.

Some people don't know when to give up.

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369 You can hide Genghis at my house; no one will ever find him there.

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371 N. Korea initiates offensive nuclear threat, not just a defensive posture now. S.Korea responds, positioning naval vessels. What kind of navy does S.Korea boast vs. the North?

Meanwhile back at the slaughterhouse, S. Korean "fir maker" firm uses the opportunity as their business falls during global economic downturn to pull out of their Kaesong N.Korean industrial complex investment.  Various S.Korean mfg. industries invested in the North's border town for cheap labor 40,000. Only one mentions buyers remorse as S.Korean employees stationed North get imprisoned for complaining of working conditions under the North's iron fist. So much for spreading the wealth.

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373 Kathleen Parker's bashing Sarah again.  In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and Nancy Pelosi's a corrupt, incompetent clown.

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374

I might be a little late for this party but:

The capitol of Illinois is Springfield that comes to us from the Austrian language which means land of the really corrupt politicians.

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375 Late:

The capital of New Mexico is Santa Fe. It was long believed that Santa Fe is Spanish for "smells like ass", but this is a myth. The truth is that the residents felt that naming it "Where The Crack Whores Live" would be bad for tourism.

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