Octomom Offered $1 Million to Do Porn

And maybe we can witness a videotaped conception while we're at it.


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1 For the chill'run.

Posted by: nickless at February 25, 2009 10:03 AM (MMC8r)

2 Love will find a way!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 25, 2009 10:07 AM (ZPwZl)

3 Absolutely sickening.

Posted by: kevlarchick at February 25, 2009 10:07 AM (TNuqz)

4 Why should she? That bankrupt State of CA will support her and her minions.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2009 10:11 AM (f6os6)

5 Uh, yikes. She's not bad looking, but the mile-wide stretch marks would be more than a little distracting.

Posted by: Jim Digriz at February 25, 2009 10:13 AM (pc9Gl)

6 Can we get a link for pre-orders?

Posted by: Mob at February 25, 2009 10:17 AM (f+cPk)

7 When I pay for sex, I'm paying to not have any crumbcrunchers. This whackjob probably would get knocked up walking through the porn section at the video store.

Posted by: mrcaniac at February 25, 2009 10:18 AM (Rbulg)

8 after 14 (?) kids..

wouldn't that be the equivalent of a pencil in a mason jar?

Posted by: Dave C at February 25, 2009 10:20 AM (ZFD/V)

9 I'm netflixing it already.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 25, 2009 10:22 AM (ddGv/)

10 Finally someone addresses my fetish for skin flaps!!Hallelujah!

Posted by: gator at February 25, 2009 10:23 AM (yUiO3)

11 So, which porn star a) inadvertently gets to inseminate her when she forgets some protection and b) becomes the financial support and daddy figure to 15 kids plus one pseudo-kid?

I just don't see it happening unless she goes lesbo. Even then I'm not sure. This girl could impregnate a cucumber and it appears some fertility doctor would help her.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 25, 2009 10:23 AM (swuwV)

12 So you got any tread left on those tires; or at this point, is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at February 25, 2009 10:24 AM (ddGv/)

13 When she's standing upnaked, I bet she looks like she's wearing a distressed leather skirt.

Posted by: gator at February 25, 2009 10:25 AM (yUiO3)

14 why doesAmerica hate on Octomom but watch Jon Kate plus 8? Aren't they both in the same situation? Somebody needs to explain the distinction between these two families? I say both should be ignored.

Posted by: Jim King at February 25, 2009 10:26 AM (0t0hG)

15 "This girl could impregnate a cucumber..."

Um, make that "get impregnated by a cucumber." Slot A into Tab B according to the instruction manuals, all of which I've misplaced.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 25, 2009 10:27 AM (swuwV)

16 What's she supposed to do for the$10K she needs to feed this brood every day? Count on her 401K? Stocks?
Obama's fault if Flappy McNutjob starts doing porn. He's already talked the market down about 3000 points in a month.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'skin flicks'.

Posted by: gator at February 25, 2009 10:28 AM (yUiO3)

17 "wouldn't that be the equivalent of a pencil in a mason jar?"

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at February 25, 2009 10:38 AM (/L1AV)

18 Is this the place for the "help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here" joke?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 25, 2009 10:43 AM (PkVM9)

19 Stocking up on Val-U-Rite kleenex...

Posted by: Jess at February 25, 2009 10:52 AM (1dCwB)

20 #18 - Maybe they can make a Volkwagen commercial out of it.

Posted by: Roy at February 25, 2009 10:53 AM (cB77O)

21 The stretch marks will probably look as badas shattered windshield.

Posted by: TC at February 25, 2009 11:45 AM (DYJjQ)

22 So...uhhh... which side do you want rubbed first, Octomom?

Posted by: Damiano at February 25, 2009 11:50 AM (cfKer)

23 This may help Octomom's children but how is this going to help Michelle's children?

Posted by: Damiano at February 25, 2009 11:51 AM (cfKer)

24 Suggestions for the movie title?

Already Mentioned are: "Womb Raider" "Octopussy"....


Posted by: TXMarko at February 25, 2009 12:00 PM (5+5Xq)

25 Suggestions for the movie title?

Leviathan.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 25, 2009 12:10 PM (5aa4z)

26 Shouldn't the title be spelled "Octomom offered $1 Million to do PRON?"
Just askin.

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at February 25, 2009 12:16 PM (/s5j6)

27 Jim King: I had never heard of Jon Kate + 8, but I'm not surprised it's on TLC, which should rename itself "The Birth Porn Channel." NTTAWWT. But.

From a brief 5-second Google search I discerned that John Kate are at least 1) a couple, and 2) at least at first didn't expect to live on handouts. I came upon a complaint that they are now exploiting their kids and lifestyle for money. Frankly I can't imagine watching them in the first place as the struggles of families with kids doesn't have enough explosions or CGI scifi monsters for me. Anyway, they sure must be pissed that this woman has had two bigger litters of sprogs than they pumped out and I'll bet you she's weighing an offer from TLC along with that porn offer.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at February 25, 2009 12:19 PM (vLf8O)

28 A million dollars to do porn?
She needs to take the money and run before they change their minds.
Just look what happened to Eliot Spitzer's ho -- somebody (Hustler?) was going to give her a wheelbarrow full of money, until they found out she'd already shown her boobies on Girls Gone Wild.
These million dollar offers can be gone in a flash is what I'm saying.

Posted by: Lewis at February 25, 2009 12:20 PM (Y3uPw)

29 Octomom Porn? I'd pay not to watch that.

Posted by: nikkolai at February 25, 2009 12:22 PM (oYQtR)

30 She is a Supersize MCNASTY

FUGLY

SICK

I wouldn't let her blow my dog.

Posted by: Melodic Metal at February 25, 2009 12:47 PM (weVyN)

31 I wouldn't let her blow my dog.

Even if they offered you $500 for your dog's services?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 25, 2009 01:32 PM (1hM1d)

32 isn't the porn offer the logical conclusion of the (w)hole affair. it was obscene from the git.

Posted by: mark c at February 25, 2009 03:14 PM (5TzIe)

33 WeUSED to play a silly little game at work called gross out on the company network until we actually did find the grossest video in the world now we don't play that game anymore. Octomom's pornvideo would definitley be in the running!
For those of you that need to know, it was a film about a man, a horse, and their love for each other! The remake won an award at some film festival.

Posted by: Dadzilla at February 25, 2009 06:15 PM (BhBeT)

34 "And maybe we can witness a videotaped conception while we're at it."

Blech. We get to witness a doctor sticking stuff deep in her thingy? NTY.

Posted by: Kevin at February 25, 2009 07:17 PM (CU2xx)

35 With all those kids, this is the best chance at grabbing anything resembling the brass ring she's gonna get for at least the next 20 years. 20 years from now, the porn offer won't be on the table, so she'd better strike while that iron is hot.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 25, 2009 07:31 PM (Ygf78)

36 17 "wouldn't that be the equivalent of a pencil in a mason jar?"

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


Skydiving into the Grand Canyon...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 25, 2009 08:18 PM (iafWn)

37 31 I wouldn't let her blow my dog.

Even if they offered you $500 for your dog's services?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 25, 2009 01:32 PM (1hM1d)


I had to spend months with the Dog Whisperer after that ordeal...

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Posted by: remy hair at February 25, 2009 09:49 PM (OVTFX)

39 I'll only watch if it's a snuff film.

Hot!

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