Matt Damon, Genius
The Website that Created The "Sarah Palin Quotes" Even Identified Them as Parodies That Had Been Made Up
Very Smart Sophisticate Fell for the Obvious Goof, Too

Matt Damon wants to know if Sarah Palin believed dinosaurs lived 4000 years ago.

The source for this absurd claim?

This. An utterly absurd viral email, supposedly containing "real quotes" from an Anchorage newspaper... but notice -- No links! No actual citation to anything appearing in real newspaper!

Also noted these quotes are positively absurd. I believe they were first written as a pure parody (dinosaurs are... "lizards of Satan"? Really?), but of course the reality-based community adherents of the community-based reality has accepted them uncritically as "real."

How absurd is this? Do these sound like real quotes, or parodies?

And yet Matt Damon, Genius, thinks we ought to trust his judgment as to who the next President and Vice President should be.

Skip down to the bold for the dinosaur "quote."

Below are some actual quotes by Governor Palin during a series of interviews by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006 when she was running for Governor...

On Creationism:
The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too.

On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:
God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats.

Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austri an hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!

On Alaskans serving overseas in Iraq:
Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or Jewish, which would be a little better because of the superior Israeli Air Force.

Thanks to BostonIrish for reminding me I wanted to cover this.

Note... The title of this post-- "FAKE Sarah Palin Quote" -- and the disclaimer at the end -- "She didn't really say these things -- I made them up. But thanks for all the visits."

But even if you don't go searching for the original source, isn't kind of fucking obvious this is a goddamned fucking parody?

Matt Damon!

Are They This Stupid? You think they'd have learned the simple proposition that one should check uncited claims made in internet emails before parroting them. Do they not remember Barbra Streisand's quote of "Shakespeare" warning us all not to vote for Bush?

CNN Debunked This Absurdity, As If It Weren't So Transparently a Parody That it Needed Debunking In the First Place, Two Days Ago: Speaking to the blogger directly.

Matt Damon thinks everything he reads on the internet is real. Think about that.

He must purchase a lot of miracle penis-growth vitamins.

Not Only Is this Obviously a Joke... But it's a variation on an old joke. Some years back, Jimmy Fallon, on SNL's Weekend Update, cracked a joke that a state would allow teaching evolution, but only if the curriculum called dinosaurs "Jesus horses."

Hilarious. I've quoted that before.

This blogger did a variation of that joke (no offense -- it's not theft if you change it up, and kudos to that blogger for having the taste to recognize a great joke when he or she heard it).

The point is, it's a fucking joke. It's a goof. It's obviously a goof. The line comes directly from an SNL punchline (well, slightly retrofitted and with the factory serial number filed off).

But this genius, Matt Damon, who spends his off hours splitting atoms... with his mind, couldn't recognize an obvious (and old) joke for what it was.

For him, it wasn't a joke.

It was an Important Action Alert and Pretty Vicious Rant.

And Maureen Dowd, Too! Obviously Sarah Palin doesn't stack up to MoDo's level of scary-intelligence.

All Too Real:

from someone.

Posted by: Ace at 05:42 PM


1 Hmm, not much to say.

Matt Damon = Jackass.

Posted by: Trav at September 11, 2008 05:47 PM (lgM0F)

2 I swear, when I first saw Team America, I thought Parker and Stone were being strangely rough on him.
"Matt Damon!!"
Maybe being in Hollywood, they just simply knew him better.

Posted by: Lee at September 11, 2008 05:48 PM (AFE7Q)

3 Damon is a reasonably talented actor, and a reasonably talented screenplay writer. That is impressive in its own right, so perhaps he should stick to what he knows best and refrain from thinking that he is actually anything more than an aper of all things Boston-Irish and has the ability to do what he is told by the director.

How do you like them apples Matt?

Posted by: iamnotachef at September 11, 2008 05:48 PM (nwJit)

4 Well, I'm sure being thebusy Hollywood star he is, he couldn't be bothered to track down the source here:
Note the end:
Disclaimer: She didn't actually say these things - I made them up. But thanks for all the visits.

Posted by: darury at September 11, 2008 05:50 PM (bITsg)

5 Matt Damon is such a waste of sperm and egg.

Posted by: Manco at September 11, 2008 05:50 PM (A8dWR)

6 Damon thought that was real? Nobody's that dumb. Not even Matt Damon. Come on, Matt Damon. Say it ain't so. Please prove your forebrain isn't made of styrofoam.

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2008 05:52 PM (7sl9X)


Posted by: dan-O at September 11, 2008 05:52 PM (teb/C)


The REAL Wonder Woman on Sarah Palin: America Should Be Very Afraid

"I like John McCain. But this woman its anathema to me what she stands for. I think America should be very afraid. Very afraid. Separation of church and state is the one thing the creators of the Constitution did agree on that it wasnt to be a religious government. People should feel free to speak their minds about religion but not dictate it or put it into law."

It gets worse. Thank you, Lynda Carter for making "Matt Damon, Genius" seem like a serious title.

Our deep cover agent in Hollywood, Dirty Harry, applies his Liberal Decoder Ring.

Posted by: Looking Glass at September 11, 2008 05:52 PM (/j9WY)

9 Dick Morris framed if very well last night.

He said that McCain was a threat to Barack Obama's presidency--but Sarah Palin is an existential threat to the heart of the democratic party.

He is exactly right in that--were Palin to become the center pillar of American female political power--the loose Liberal coalition which in the DNC would be terribly damaged. There would still be many groups aligned, but a core slice--and the slice they use as there public face--would be gone.

Posted by: erik at September 11, 2008 05:53 PM (hblvb)

10 Looks like something FrankJ. from would write.

Posted by: AR at September 11, 2008 05:54 PM (8o5O4)

11 Here we see one of the fundamental problems facing the American Left-- they've built themselves such a cartoon image of their opponents, and have such a fervent, passionate lunacy directed at those opponents, that they are incapable of acting logically or rationally and questioning ludicrous allegations like these.

Those quotes are so over-the-top they wouldn't pass the smell test to someone who didn't have his head firmly up his ass.

Posted by: Stinky Esposito at September 11, 2008 05:54 PM (MMC8r)

12 She. is. dangerous.
We. must. elect. the. messiah.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at September 11, 2008 05:54 PM (+MtXg)

13 thats the first time i've seen the
the only people stupid enough to believe they are real could only be libtards

Posted by: e.koenig at September 11, 2008 05:55 PM (2J+Vs)


Posted by: Ron Paul at September 11, 2008 05:55 PM (JefgB)

15 Give back that Oscar for "Good Will Hunting." It was ghost written!

He is a total nothing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 11, 2008 05:55 PM (zpaDL)

16 >>I swear, when I first saw Team America, I thought Parker and Stone were being strangely rough on him.

Yeah, the seem to be ahead of the curve on a lot of people. eg, Mel Gibson, who basically acted exactly like thier characterization.

Their Gore was amazing, considering it came out months before his movie.

But the satire worked, at least for me. Every time I hear him pontificate I flash back to the drooling puppet wailing his own name. Maaaaat Daaaaaamon!!!

Posted by: erik at September 11, 2008 05:57 PM (hblvb)

17 As darury found, the actual source of the quotes is from a blog that is clearly titled "Fake Governor Sarah Palin Quotes". However,I wanted to point out a commentor's response on finding out these quotes are indeed fake.
"Yup, I don't think she said that about Satan's Lizards...but wow, look at all these people who actually bought it...NOW I know what those Karl Rove Conservatives have been up to!"
It never ends!!!! The left's absolute ignorance and BDS has now become a permanent party characteristic. The commenter completely absolves the original poster from blantantly stating these quotes as factual, and immediately attributes blame to "Karl Rove Conservatives".
Those wiley conservatives! Not only do they think we're all backwoods redneck yokels, but apparently we're also evil and cunning crooks who made up these quotes just so liberals could repeat them as fact and look stupid.
Honestly, do we really need devious plots to point that out?

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at September 11, 2008 05:57 PM (i3tSP)

18 This is the same "genius" that's gonna produce a documentary based on the Marxist/Anti-American teachings of Howard Zinn.

link fixed - TB

Posted by: Mr. Kafir at September 11, 2008 05:57 PM (TJ8HB)

19 Durka, durka, durka Jihad
Durka, durka, durka Matt Damon

Posted by: Neo at September 11, 2008 05:59 PM (Yozw9)

20 Dont me too hard on Damon, if he is eluding to the church that Palin goes to on a regular basis then I agree that it should be looked at.

In vetting all players, what better way to get a feel for what each candidate has been exposed too and believes in.

The media should do 2 solid nights of Palin and her church,,,two of Obama...etc...etc.

Posted by: Drider at September 11, 2008 06:00 PM (IQAbf)

21 The best response to anyone who brings up issues of "dinosaurs" or "book banning" is to mention that "at least she's not at the top of the ticket, whereas we know that Barack Obama is a secret Muslim who was trained in an Indonesian Madrassa, and is pro-Jihadist".
When confronted about the dubiousness of such a statement, simply say, "I know it's true, I read it in an email that I got..... the EXACT same source that you are using for your mindless dribbling accusations. Either it's a valid source, or it is not."
"Tell me which way you want to go with this. I'm game either way."
Then all you have to do is raise an eyebrow and wait for the response. Oh..... and Youtube it if you can, so we all can watch.

Posted by: Andrew X at September 11, 2008 06:01 PM (ne9bG)

22 I don't care if it was all made up. She's going to have the nuclear codes!

Posted by: Boy who cried at September 11, 2008 06:02 PM (nunen)

23 If youre listening to a rock star in order to get your information on
who to vote for, youre a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock
stars? Because were morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night
and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

Vincent Furnier AKA Alice Cooper

With apologies to National Lampoon ...
Rock star, movie star .. what's the difference once the head's blowed off ?

Posted by: Neo at September 11, 2008 06:03 PM (Yozw9)


Matt Damon: extreme Super Genius.

Matt Dillon: also, super extreme ultra mega Genius.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at September 11, 2008 06:04 PM (sf4Oe)

25 Oh no!!!!
The REAL Wonder Woman on Sarah Palin: America Should Be Very Afraid
Well, at least the poster I had of her was well used, and now discarded. Thanks for some good times comrade Lynda.

Posted by: Mr. Kafir at September 11, 2008 06:04 PM (TJ8HB)

26 Cruel Irony:

Si Se Puede - 'yes we can' subheading to crappy Disney movie:

Posted by: whatthecrap? at September 11, 2008 06:06 PM (OW1jF)

27 SkyNet unleashes new Terminator model.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at September 11, 2008 06:07 PM (JefgB)

28 Whoops: Link-

Speaking of Things from Bad Disney Movies

Posted by: whatthecrap? at September 11, 2008 06:07 PM (OW1jF)


Posted by: Matt Damon at September 11, 2008 06:09 PM (/ym+y)

30 I love the people on the original blog page going "OMG THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WOULD SAY. Oh, OP, why are you not writing for late night comedy!"

Tread carefully. There's libspooge all over the floor over there from the orgy they're having.

Posted by: Pellegri at September 11, 2008 06:09 PM (HIgwu)

31 At least we know Alice Cooper would be awake during that 3 AM call.

Posted by: David Ross at September 11, 2008 06:16 PM (08cTp)

32 Matt Damon, President of the Film Actor's Guild.

Posted by: mike d at September 11, 2008 06:18 PM (Ug3ki)

33 Paying to go see Team America was absolutely worth the $8.50! I'd pay double to watch it again if they re-released it.


Posted by: EC at September 11, 2008 06:20 PM (j2Tjh)

34 Darn it neo, you beat me to it.

Well, anyway, for once I actually read the comments before posting, so I won't look like as big a moron as I usually do.

Posted by: notropis at September 11, 2008 06:20 PM (briex)

35 Well, at least the poster I had of her was well used, and now discarded. Thanks for some good times comrade Lynda.

And thanks for that bit of context there Mr Kafir.

Posted by: Blue hen at September 11, 2008 06:21 PM (vVYJX)

36 EC, you can buy it on DVD for about $5 (which I did, but now I can't watch it until the kids aren't home....)

Posted by: notropis at September 11, 2008 06:22 PM (briex)


General Matt Damon, Chief Officer in Charge of Rear Assault, Geffen Company

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at September 11, 2008 06:23 PM (sf4Oe)

38 Read the actuarial tables!!

Posted by: Bart at September 11, 2008 06:30 PM (4W3RG)

39 "... isn't kind of fucking obvious this is a goddamned fucking parody?" Not to people like Damon, Ebert, Kamiya, Cintra, and many of those whose primary source of (real) news is (parodic) Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert. Their thought processes are in themselves jokey, unserious, shallow. Reread Cintra's technicolor nightmare and reflect upon her tortured psyche. We're dealing with seriously addled people.

Posted by: gp at September 11, 2008 06:33 PM (9OT+1)

40 Thanks for the link ace

Posted by: William Amos at September 11, 2008 06:34 PM (JOZ3S)

41 I'm fucking Matt Damon!

Posted by: Viral email Parody at September 11, 2008 06:35 PM (WRlVz)

42 Matt Damon: Not just a genius; A Suuuuuuuuper Genius.

Posted by: redriverted at September 11, 2008 06:35 PM (Z7fcC)

43 [quote]"... isn't kind of fucking obvious this is a goddamned fucking parody?" [/quote]

Of course they knew this was a parody. But if you watch the video that didnt stop them from going to sites like the Politico and pasting it there.
It clearly was a deliberate attempt at a smear.

Posted by: William Amos at September 11, 2008 06:36 PM (JOZ3S)

44 Damon is a reasonably talented actor, and a reasonably talented screenplay writer.

I wouldn't qualify it by saying he's reasonably talented as an actor, I think he's genuinely talented, without question.

But as a writer, he fucking sucks. Good Will Hunting is absolute crap. The acting is pretty good, which is the only thing that it has to recommend it, but the writing???? I mean really.... "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault.....". Gag me, please.

One screenplay does not a writer make.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2008 06:38 PM (Ds4I5)

45 The really sad part of all this is the fact that no one will print this out, roll it up around a nice chunk of rebar- And SMACK that ignorant son-of-a-bitch on the bridge of the nose with it!!!

Posted by: BigWyo at September 11, 2008 06:39 PM (zNeJ0)

46 Matt Damon thinks everything he reads on the internet is real. Think about that.
He must purchase a lot of miracle penis-growth vitamins.

Well he does seem to have gotten a little taller.

Posted by: bcismar at September 11, 2008 06:43 PM (zhVlW)

47 I would be happy to take Matt out in the bush for 2 weeks and see how he makes out......up against an old pro.

Must see TV kids. LOL

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 11, 2008 06:44 PM (dzE9C)

48 When one of the characters in The 40 Year-Old Virgin referred to Damon as "as Streisand," I thought he was questioning Matt's sexuality. But I guess he must have been referring to the fact that Matt is a batshit insane leftist with a single digit IQ. I guess that movie was much deeper than I gave it credit for.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 11, 2008 06:45 PM (i8CRG)

49 Maaaaaaaat Daaaaaaamon. Matt Damon! Matt Damon! Matt Damon! Matt Damon!

What a douche he is. The first time I saw him I really thought he was retarded. Now I know: I really have to trust my gut instincts.


Posted by: bryan2369 at September 11, 2008 06:45 PM (Kpo6x)

50 Little known fact about Matt Damon:

Hes spent millions having reproductions of everything he wants made at 5/6 scale and furnishes his homes with them so he can feel like a normal sized male.

Posted by: MZ at September 11, 2008 06:53 PM (twzEL)

51 Yeah yeatersay on HuffPo, Vagina Monologues writer Eve Ensler was quoting "information" from that site, too. It was something about Palin claiming to have shot 40 caribou at one time.

I thought that sounded a little off, so I googled around and in a few minutes I came up with that joke site tubob. Someone had posted the quotes on an MSNBC forum, and I think that's how it started spreading. I told Ensler that in the comments, but I'm certain she ignored it.

I'm kind of stupid, and it took me only a few minutes to figure this out, and I was suspicious because the information just didn't sound quite right. Of course I was also suspicious because 90% of the stuff going around about Palin is fairy tales.

I will never understand how adults can be so gullible. Clearly, they want to believe this stuff so badly, they'll glom onto anything. i hope someone shoots me if I ever become that pathetically desperate.

Posted by: stace at September 11, 2008 07:00 PM (JO0c/)

52 I saw some site that rebutted a number of the smears but said there was some truth in her wanting to teach creationism. Of course, they did not quote what she said but instead had to give it their own leftard spin.

Posted by: Boobenfloppinschtoppin at September 11, 2008 07:07 PM (EnHNG)

53 Matt Damon supported Dennis Kucinich. Y'know, the Dennis Kucinich that claimed to have seen ufos.

Posted by: koopy at September 11, 2008 07:12 PM (ynsah)

54 Matt Damon's a pussy.

Posted by: SGM Basil Plumley at September 11, 2008 07:13 PM (VkNlv)

55 I'M fucking Matt Damon!

Posted by: Michael Moore at September 11, 2008 07:16 PM (VkNlv)

56 From the documentary TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
Tim Robbins: Actors![shouts]Tim Robbins: Attack!Helen Hunt: Helen Hunt!Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel Jackson!Matt Damon: Matt Damon!

Posted by: bryan2369 at September 11, 2008 07:17 PM (Kpo6x)

57 This is what happens when you fuck Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 11, 2008 07:19 PM (oLULt)

58 Perhaps Shakespeare did not warn us all not to vote for Bush, but he certainly did warn us about associating with Michael Moore:

"Thou art violently carried away from grace: there is a devil haunts thee in the likeness of an old fat man; a tun of man is thy companion. Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Wherein is he good, but to taste sack and drink it? wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? wherein cunning, but in craft? wherein crafty, but in villany? wherein villanous, but in all things? wherein worthy, but in nothing?"

--Henry IV

Posted by: Flubber at September 11, 2008 07:22 PM (cDT96)

59 56 I'M fucking Matt Damon!
Posted by: Michael Moore at September 11, 2008 07:16 PM (VkNlv)

I thought you were eating Matt Damon!

Posted by: bryan2369 at September 11, 2008 07:23 PM (Kpo6x)

60 Sure he may be an imbecile, but he's pretty good at pretending to be other people. I always make sure to watch his movies when they finally make it to TNT...or whatever.

Posted by: CKM at September 11, 2008 07:24 PM (EjQ3W)

61 So what does knowing about dinosaurs have to do with nuclear codes? Obama doesn't even know much about modern biology -- the birds and the bees being "above his pay grade" and all -- and obviously he is eminently qualified to be the CIC.

Posted by: Peony Moss at September 11, 2008 07:32 PM (D9+fM)

62 Looks like Dowd got punked too,


US Weekly Link

Wherein Damon is quoted saying:

"For a lot of actors, our biggest fear is that we're going to start talking about things we don't fully understand and sound like idiots," he said. "In the long run, I'll do much more good if, when I open my mouth, I have something worth saying."

If this is a true quote, then his fears have been realized

Posted by: topsecretk9 at September 11, 2008 07:32 PM (iiSIs)


From The Onion: Obama Suddenly Panicked After Gazing Too Far Into Future

"MADISON, WISen. Barack Obama (D-IL) fell deathly silent in the middle of a speech on education before the Wisconsin Teachers Union Tuesday, his failure of words reportedly a result of the Democratic nominee's forward-looking tendencies suddenly bringing him a harrowing glimpse of a future world shaped by madness and horror.

"And that is why we must all strive to make our own tomorrow together," Obama said to resounding applause before stopping abruptly, breaking into a cold sweat, and bringing his trembling hands to his blanched face.

"Oh, God, no. They're sentient. Every last one of them is sentient!" While spokespeople from the Obama camp have suggested that the candidate's recent comments about magnets being "our only hope for survival" were taken out of context, they did confirm that he has canceled all future appearances in New Mexico, especially those taking place during the month of October."

Posted by: Looking Glass at September 11, 2008 07:38 PM (/j9WY)

64 I just want to know who's skullfucking Matt Damon.

The imbecile needs to be cluebatted, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 11, 2008 07:38 PM (sI5Ho)

65 Its been said before, but it deserves to be said every time his name pops up, so...

"Maaaatt Daaaaaaamoooon!"

Posted by: Crash at September 11, 2008 07:59 PM (zskXE)

66 +++++++++++++++++++++

Nov 1993 Jewknow, AK.

Directive # 23475


"When you take a look back and see what's been done, said and printed you will come to the conclusion that in these trying times, when you've got the fucking moose in your sights, you just pull the trigger and eat the fucking thing."


Posted by: Stuff Palin Said at September 11, 2008 08:04 PM (Am6n/)

67 >>20 Dont me too hard on Damon, if he is eluding to the church that Palin goes to on a regular basis then I agree that it should be looked at.<<
What church would that be the one she quit ten years ago?

>>53 I saw some site that rebutted a number of the smears but said there was some truth in her wanting to teach creationism.<<
No, there was not.

Posted by: Javems at September 11, 2008 08:10 PM (/IQA9)

68 Sounds like Johnny Coldcuts needs to put him some fucking knowledge on when we want Matt Damon's opinion.

Posted by: INCITEmarsh - click to FUCK THE TRUTHERS at September 11, 2008 08:23 PM (ULsz9)

69 Sorry to bust your bubble, but it's pretty well known here in the LA area that Matt Damon is a nasty, arrogant, demanding, petty know-it-all prick. Totally unlike his public image. But then, that's the game in Hollywood.

So, not a lot of insiders would be surprised by anything he says, unless he were to accidentally express some humility. (Anything's possible, I guess.)

Posted by: GaryS at September 11, 2008 09:03 PM (CXqC7)

70 The Bourne Imbecility.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 11, 2008 09:08 PM (NV3P1)

71 What got me about his retard rant was this: say she really thinks dinosaurs are "Satan lizards" that were killed off 4000 years ago.

How does that disqualify her for the job of vice president?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 11, 2008 09:37 PM (0+Ggj)

72 I've pinched out turds that were smarter than Matt Damon.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 11, 2008 10:14 PM (6L459)

73 "She's going to have the nuclear codes!"

em, scuse me....that's "nuke ya lurr" codes.


Posted by: soon to be zombie W at September 11, 2008 11:13 PM (ez7V0)

74 Wow, Matty. Who knew wheat grass shakes and cocaine could turn someone into such a simple motherfucker. You and Affleck need to go to Maui for a while and try not to piss and shit yourselves.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 11, 2008 11:16 PM (vfDNl)

75 It's true!

Posted by: Purple Avenger's turd #3 at September 11, 2008 11:31 PM (y2/MY)

76 You know things are pretty freaking bad when Ben Afleck begins to look like the smart one.

Posted by: DelD at September 11, 2008 11:52 PM (I2D2x)

77 I'm registering the 501(c)3 now.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Matt Damon

You fuckers are going down. ALL OF YOU.

Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at September 12, 2008 12:09 AM (VeUJ4)

78 I wanted to make some really snarky comment but the guy is such a self parody I'm left without material to top it.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 12, 2008 12:28 AM (ctkPP)

79 No, I'M fucking MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Spartacus at September 12, 2008 12:30 AM (qsGH+)

80 Matt Damon, low-grade idiot. Dude needs to keep one of those "personal assistants" between movies.

Posted by: Merovign at September 12, 2008 01:20 AM (SGRRK)

81 Y'all need to stop calling Matt Damon a retard. It's an insult to retards.

Three weeks ago that would have been a joke. Now that the Palin family is winning America's hearts, ask yourself: who you would rather spend an hour with, Trig Palin or Matt Damon?

Posted by: bbbeard at September 12, 2008 11:09 AM (DRbkX)

82 Matt Damon is fucking himself.

Because I told him to.

Posted by: McGehee at September 12, 2008 04:49 PM (K13Au)

83 You fucking hillbillies are too funny. If you didn't get so hung up on the dinosaur thing, maybe you would have heard the rest of what he had to say. Do you want a fucking moron for president? She can barely lead a town of 6000. Why don't you take your guns and go out and shoot eachother, the whole lot. I am sick of you fucking gun slinging, bible toting, sister fucking sleaze.

Posted by: Svinto at September 13, 2008 10:53 AM (q4rXD)

84 These posts are great. In case you want to see the fool say it, as if anyone gives a shit what Jason Bourne says, here's the link.
It is very encouraging to see the libs get nervous - like Svinto above. Scared as hell Palin gives McCain a chance - "moron" - baseless, and I haven't fucked my sister, well, ever! Enjoy the ride! Go McCain!

Posted by: GoBigMc at September 13, 2008 12:48 PM (K6Mga)

85 I am not in the least bit afraid of her as a VP, VPs don't do shit. I am afraid of her as a president "leader of the free world" (that will be the day). Don't you get it, the world is laughing their asses off at your GOP "leaders". The world was created 10,000 years ago? Where do they get such arbitrary number? If you believe in God you are an ignorant idiot. "God is the make-believe friend of grown ups". That's a good quote to remember. If you can't talk, you shouldn't be a president. If you haven't seen anything but Alaska, you should probably stay in Alaska. McCain is ike any old fart, borderline demented with one foot in the grave. Why is he a good guy as president? I just don't get it? No, I am not afraid of Palin, I am very afraid. She can single handedly bring the US back 100 years or more.

Posted by: Svinto at September 13, 2008 06:52 PM (q4rXD)

86 Actually the video is about knowing whether she "actually" believes those things. He is scared cause she's inexperienced, doesn't do interviews (didn't at the time), and is close to becoming president. If anything he was trying to indicate that he wanted the actual facts.

The sad thing is that this sort of thing is more common to believe about a politician than the false rumors thrown at Obama. If it were true, it would likely not even hurt her in the polls.

Posted by: Watch the Video at September 14, 2008 08:49 AM (gWQ0a)

87 I love that repubs spend hours distracting themselveswith thisstuff but won't go near Palin's lack of experience on the economy and foreign policy - and no, seeing Russia from Alaska doesn't count. The woman is the Queen of Pork, except for when she says she's not,fires people who don't agree with her (and oh God, who doesthat sound like?),andwould set women back 50 years with her fauxcutsie act. Spend a little time looking at the facts anddo the right thing for your country.

Posted by: kjp at September 14, 2008 11:43 AM (hYmV2)

88 I think Matt's concerns are valid. creationists believe the world started 6,000 years ago. Sarah Palin wants this to be taught in school. The email was fake, yes, but people are missing the point.

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Listening to the mainstream media these last few days I've learned a few things about the GOP's VP nominee but also had to learn a few things on my own. To wit:1. From the media I learned Sarah Palin's husband has a DUI conviction from 22 years ago. On my own I learned that Ted Kennedy (hero of last week's tribute at theDNC) was drunk while driving a car off a bridge in Chappaquiddick. That same crash killed a young campaign volunteer with whom he was having an affair. Oh, and that woman was pregnant with his child.* Mr. Palin's (who is not running for office) DUI came a mere 4 years after Barack Obama (who is running for president) stopped using cocaine and marijuana (by his own admission in his autobiography).Shocking - it's OK for the presidential candidate to use drugs or the party patriarch to kill someone while driving drunk... yet the husband of a VP candidate should be demonized for something done 22 years ago.2. From the media I learned that Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant.* On my own I learned that Joe Biden's (the other VP candidate) son was paid a large amount of money as a consultant to credit card company MBNA.That same company had business before Senator Joe Biden concerning regulation of consumer credit practices. After the company paid a hefty sum to Mr. Biden's son, he voted in favor of legislation to help that company.* That same son, Hunter, is also engaged in a legal investigation and suit for defrauding a former business partner.Shocking - it's a crime for the republican VP candidate to have a child who's pregnant even though it's irrelevant to how she performs her job.It's ok, however, for the democrat VP candidate while a senator to vote infavor of a company who paid his son over a quarter of a million dollars.3. From the media I learned that Sarah Palin should be considered 'selfish' for agreeing to run for VP knowing about her daughter'scondition. Knowing that her public role would bring extra scrutiny on the family is selfish and she should have declined to protect her child(actually heard this on ABC this weekend).Strange - the same people who said Sarah is selfish for running for VP did not seem to care about any impact onChelseawhen Bill Clinton had his dalliance with Monica Lewinsky. That was a private, personal matter you see.4. From the media I have learned to be 'concerned' that Sarah Palinprobably won't be able to manage her family and do an effective job of being VP at the same time.Funny - I never heard anything about Hillary's ability to support Chelseawhile re-doing healthcare or any of the other feminist icons who say youcan balance work and family. They also never mention that Barack will have to balance time with his children while meeting with heads of rogue nations or how Joe Biden's kids don't even have a mom and will be fightingfor his time while he hosts white house coffee fundraisers and sells nights in theLincolnbedroom.5. From the media I have learned that Sarah Palin is 'too inexperienced'to be a heartbeat-away from the presidency.* Apparently taking on corruption in your own party and running a statethat's the same size people-wise asDelaware(hint hint: that's where JoeBiden is from) is not really experience.* However, time spent as a 'community organizer' and less than 180 days inthe senate where you've authored no significant legislation is just thetype of 'change' we're looking for from the top of the ticket.Funny - inexperience at the top of the ticket is a mantra for 'change' and'hope' while strong practical everyday experience as the #2 is cause forconcern.6. From the media I learned that Sarah Palin's husband once got a ticketfor fishing without a license.* I haven't heard much about the fact that if he were still a practicingattorney, the VP candidate Joe Biden would be dis-barred for plagiarism notonce but multiple times.It's ok to break the rules if you're a democrat candidate but not Ok ifyou are the spouse of a republican candidate.7. From the media I learned that Sarah Palin doesn't know much aboutIraq; in fact we wonder if she even knows where it is.* Sarah's son volunteered into theUSmilitary and is now deployed inIraq. I guess that doesn't count.Sarah has spent more time with troops inIraq(as commander of theAlaskaNational Guard she visitedIraqlast year) than Obama has even whilerunning for president. In fact, when Sarah went toIraqshe spent timewith the troops. When Obama went there, he skipped a base visit toinstead go work out at the RitzCarlton.8. From the media I learned that Sarah Palin is a 'lightweight' and shebetter be a 'quick study' to keep up with this team.Funny, nobody is talking about how, after Barack Obama had 'visited 57states' according to him he only had '5 more to go' or endless otherstupid gaffes that expose who he really is.9. From the media I have learned that (gasp!), Sarah Palin's husband wasonce a registered member of a 3rd party that favored states' rights (man,this is really bad stuff).* That same media has been silent to the story that when Barack Obamaannounced his first senate run, he did so in the home of William Ayers.Mr. Ayers is an un-repentant terrorist convicted for bombing the pentagon, and also admitted to bombing a police station where several police officers were killed.This same Mr. Ayers said on 9/11 that he and his group did not do enoughto harm our military and he wished he had done more. During the same timeas that comment, he was serving on a board with Barack Obama. All notesand information about their serving together is now locked up by thecorruptChicagomachine and reporter access to those records are beingblocked by the Obama campaign.If we've had any doubts about the bias of the media, it's pretty clear nowwhere they stand. Pass this on to some of your friends who are on thefence and who get all their information from Katie Couric, Wolf Blitzer,Tom Brokaw and the gang. This is egregious and corrupt. The only way tostop it is to spread information using other outlets and make these guysirrelevant.

Posted by: KC at October 15, 2008 08:08 AM (Z0gwg)

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Posted by: KC at October 17, 2008 07:14 AM (Z0gwg)

91 1. Character?
Proverbs 29-2 When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.
2. Conviction?
Proverbs 820 I lead in the way of righteousness, in the midst of the paths of judgment:

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Proverbs 31:8-9 8Open your mouth for the dumb [those unable to speak for themselves], for the rights of all who are left desolate and defenseless;

9Open your mouth, judge righteously, and administer justice for the poor and needy.

5. Constituency? "a body of people bound by shared structures"
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