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NYT: NY GOV. ELLIOT SPITZER "HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN" PROSTITUTION RING
Update: "Empeeror's Club" Brothel, Five Fucking Grand A Pop!

Well hellllloooo, nurse!

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration
Governor Eliot Spitzer at a news conference in July 2007.

Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. He is set to make an announcement about 2:15 this afternoon at his Manhattan office.

Mr. Spitzer, a first-term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.

Just last week, federal prosecutors arrested four people in connection with an expensive prostitution operation. Administration officials would not say that this was the ring with which the governor had become involved.

...

As attorney general, he also had prosecuted at least two prostitution rings as head of the state’s organized crime task force.

In one such case in 2004, Mr. Spitzer spoke with revulsion and anger after announcing the arrest of 16 people for operating a high-end prostitution ring out of Staten Island.

“”This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multitiered management structure,” Mr. Spitzer said at the time. ”It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring.”

I know what the liberals are asking: Why is this such a big deal, and Sen. David Vitter's previous experience with call girls isn't?

Shut up, that's why.

Thanks to DrewM.

Coming over FoxNews... the five grand an "hour" figure.

He cannot afford that.

He was given free access to the girls for favors.

Client Number Nine? Apparently he may be named, though unnamed, in the indictments.

Update: Not so much on the "he can't afford that." DrewM says he's a multimillionaire, and I believe him.

But then, if he payed full freight, I'll eat my hat.

Governor Original Pimp: Slublog:

spitzerblingfull.jpg

A $5,500 Per Hour Prostitute? Everyone wants to know what one may look like.

Well, I happen to know. I was in loooooove with Rachel Ward as a kid and she ust happened to star in one of the best damn (wildly underrated) action/detective movies of the eighties, Sharky's Machine. Mild content warning.

Bonus! Hey, as long as I'm linking movies I watched eighty billion times on HBO as a kid, here's another one:

I would link Rocky III too but there aren't any whores in it.

Except Mickey.

Hillary Clinton, Perceptive Judge of the Character of Men: Again thanks to slublog; this is no photoshop.

08spitzer600.3.jpg

And... another. A Hillary sandwich on Bill and Elliot bread:

thanks to jdub for that.

Posted by: Ace at 02:12 PM



Comments

1 He announced this and not his resignation? I know NY is very Liberal, but WTF?

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 02:18 PM (DWXGz)

2 What does "involved" mean?  Was he a customer? 

Why don't they just come out and say it directly?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at March 10, 2008 02:20 PM (FCGJ9)

3 Or maybe he will resign soon. The reason will ofcourse to spend more time with his family - his family of filthy, dirty $10,000 an hour whores.

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 02:20 PM (DWXGz)

4 He's a fucking steamroller baby!

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 02:20 PM (hlYel)

5 Holy drivers licenses for illegal aliens, Batman!

Why does this not surprise me?  Well, it does -- just a little. 

What a moron (not the good kind).

Posted by: mesablue at March 10, 2008 02:21 PM (5yNaE)

6 Oh, that is why he wanted to give Driver Licenses to illegals. He wanted his harem of illegal immigrant Eastern European whores to be mobile on their own, instead of paying for drivers.

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 02:22 PM (DWXGz)

7 Good lord, pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Techie at March 10, 2008 02:23 PM (AV8Z6)

8 Cleveland steamroller.

Posted by: mesablue at March 10, 2008 02:23 PM (5yNaE)

9 NYT named his party in third - THIRD! - paragraph. That is progress. Generally 8th or 9th paragraph identified a donk.

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 02:24 PM (DWXGz)

10

"Culture of Corruption (and whores!)" tm

Posted by: TMF at March 10, 2008 02:25 PM (KTgUG)

11 Was he a pitcher or catcher?  I didn't read the article yet.

Posted by: Zorachus at March 10, 2008 02:26 PM (yJ5ul)

12

Nice to be back home in the roost!!!!!

Posted by: Chickens at March 10, 2008 02:26 PM (KTgUG)

13 Ok, that first paragraph is a bit messed up. What does July 2007 have to do with this...is that how long the press has hidden the story?


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at March 10, 2008 02:26 PM (YmPwQ)

14 I can't read or they updated the article.. it says he's a client.

He was probably conducting counter-terrorist training ops with the Ukranians.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at March 10, 2008 02:27 PM (7nV1N)

15 The Lt. Governor is David Paterson, he's black, legally blind and most likely to be Governor in the next few hours.

Just some trivia.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 02:27 PM (hlYel)

16 I just don't see a problem here unless he sent suggestive emails to teenage boys.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 10, 2008 02:29 PM (YCVBL)

17 Just because Elliot Spizter had been involved in a prostitution ring does not mean we are winning in Iraq.

Posted by: a guy that might be dating your daughter at March 10, 2008 02:29 PM (IVUjc)

18 I may have asked this question before, but what is the difference between 'blind' and 'legally blind'?

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 02:30 PM (DWXGz)

19

Why did the press sit on it?

Hmmm... with Hillary Clinton prepping a run for prez?

Hmm... I wonder why...

(Can someone clarify? Do we know for a fact the press sat on it?)

(And also, BOO-YAH!)

 

Posted by: jdub at March 10, 2008 02:30 PM (0t6Ct)

20 Republican culture of blah blah blah

Posted by: MSM at March 10, 2008 02:31 PM (PDeVA)

21 Heh, from the comment section of the NYT article:

15. March 10th, 2008 2:10 pm

Cue the comments to the liberals on this board defending this scumbag.

— Posted by Mike NYC

16. March 10th, 2008 2:10 pm

What, no crystal meth involved, no homophobic rants with behind-the-scenes gay pageboys? The republicans definitely do a better job at sex scandals!

— Posted by Greg T


Posted by: mesablue at March 10, 2008 02:34 PM (5yNaE)

22 I'm still hoping for ELLIOT SPITZER:  MALE GIGOLO!

Posted by: Kensington at March 10, 2008 02:34 PM (u9bdf)

23

Why is this such a big deal, and Sen. David Vitter's previous experience with call girls isn't?

Because Spitzer was sending people to jail for knob polishing, while he himself was getting his knob polished. Big difference.

 

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 02:34 PM (4gHqM)

24

Your cut-n-paste technique is weak, old man. What's up with the third line of your blockquote? It doesn't continue the 2nd. It looks like it is the caption to a picture.

Posted by: Original Roy at March 10, 2008 02:34 PM (uQS5m)

25

18 I may have asked this question before, but what is the difference between 'blind' and 'legally blind'?

Legally blind is fixable with glasses or contacts.  You can see light and colors but generally cannot read worth a damn without your glasses.

Blind is Stevie Wonder

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2008 02:35 PM (Lrsi6)

26 FNC says he may have been using the service as recently as last month.

Done. Toast.

Welcome Governor Paterson!

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 02:35 PM (hlYel)

27 Shit you know he was only consulting with those whores for research purposes.

Posted by: Long Island at March 10, 2008 02:35 PM (iDUVX)

28 We on tv?

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at March 10, 2008 02:36 PM (lPxGu)

29 Also, empty cartons of Valu-Rite Vodka have been found behind the Governor's mansion in Albany.Allegations that Mr. Spitzer regularly comments as 'ergasturlarius' on a disreputable conservative blog called 'Ace of Spades HQ' were met by shocked gasps by staffers asked for comment.................

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 10, 2008 02:37 PM (kKgTD)

30 Bet he wishes he was mayor of Washington instead of governor of New York.

Posted by: notropis at March 10, 2008 02:39 PM (XL23c)

31 I'm legally blind.

My vision uncorrected is 20/210.  The legal limit for blindness is 20/200.

I'm corrected to 20/60.  They are doing amazing things with contacts these days.

Posted by: Techie at March 10, 2008 02:39 PM (AV8Z6)

32 Wouldn't it be cool if this was Eliot's home-based business?

Posted by: Barney Franks at March 10, 2008 02:39 PM (YCVBL)

33 Governor, have a seat right over there.

Posted by: Chris Hansen at March 10, 2008 02:39 PM (lPxGu)

34

Hypocrite!!!

what party again? Oh.

Victim!!!!

Posted by: Jack Cafferty at March 10, 2008 02:40 PM (KTgUG)

35

He is set to make an announcement about 2:15 this afternoon at his Manhattan office.

Is this when he very publically announces he cheated on his wife and in the same breath announces that is is a very private matter?

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 02:40 PM (4gHqM)

36 I wonder if his "involvement" involved any sex-workers who: 
a. were younger than, say, 18, or
b. have less-than-perfect immigration documents. 

Unless asking whether asking if he got a rimmer from an underage Thai import is considered unseemly or insufficiently sophisticated. 

Posted by: Phinn at March 10, 2008 02:41 PM (NLtoU)

37

Why is this relevant?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 10, 2008 02:41 PM (KTgUG)

38 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Marion Berry at March 10, 2008 02:41 PM (ATBwB)

39 Or here.

Posted by: Chris Hansen at March 10, 2008 02:42 PM (lPxGu)

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at March 10, 2008 02:42 PM (7nV1N)

41

The definition of the word "involved" here will contribute greatly to how much I give a shit. Was he running the damned thing?

Otherwise, Don't. Give. A shit.

 

Posted by: Penn State Marine at March 10, 2008 02:42 PM (DFVTW)

42 What if it turned out to be male prostitutes? Would that hurt or help him?

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 02:43 PM (4gHqM)

43 What? You can't make enough being Govenor? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at March 10, 2008 02:43 PM (c0Qqq)

44

$5,500 an hour?

 

How much for 7 to 13 minutes?

(And can I split that up over 2 sessions?)

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 10, 2008 02:43 PM (pzen5)

45

Holy drivers licenses for illegal aliens, Batman!

See, this is why I said Russ from W. should name his kid Batman.  When something big happens, Batman is the go to guy.  It would the equivalent of naming him after a Greek god.

I'm so far ahead of the curve its not even fair.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2008 02:43 PM (t+mja)

46 "It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring.  And the bastards wouldn't even give me the public servant discount."

Posted by: Frank at March 10, 2008 02:45 PM (EjkX1)

47

Coming over FoxNews... the five grand an "hour" figure.

He cannot afford that.


Yes he can. He's a multi-multi millionaire. His family has a big property development company in NYC.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 02:45 PM (hlYel)

48 He won't resign.  Democrats almost never resign over sex scandals.

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2008 02:45 PM (hcsKC)

49

Whores are expensive.  Especially THESE whores. So ... who paid the lovely ... er ... ladies?

Just asking,

A New York taxpayer.

Posted by: No at March 10, 2008 02:45 PM (g3lgp)

50

Just last week, federal prosecutors arrested four people in connection with an expensive prostitution operation. Administration officials would not say that this was the ring with which the governor had become involved.

Rove, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 10, 2008 02:46 PM (plsiE)

51 Oh, and also:

ROVE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2008 02:46 PM (hcsKC)

52 Is this when he very publically announces he cheated on his wife and in the same breath announces that is is a very private matter?

Exactly. You know it's going to be the usual "this is a private matter between my family and God, please respect our privacy, blah blah blah......". Same thing everytime.

Posted by: cruzer at March 10, 2008 02:46 PM (JfBGV)

53 He won't resign...The DEMS in New York and New Jersey are sleaze bags.  I want to vomit every time I think of States like New Jersey, New York, Illinois and Michigan.  The voters are total morons in this one-party States.

Posted by: Winston at March 10, 2008 02:47 PM (DwqE4)

54 2governors1cup?

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer & Deval Patrick at March 10, 2008 02:47 PM (lPxGu)

55

Actually, the federal definition of legal blindness is best corrected vision of 20/200 or worse or a visual field of 20 degrees or less in the better eye.

Blind is a broad, non-technical term.

Posted by: TheDude at March 10, 2008 02:48 PM (qmCWU)

56 Maybe this is why he dropped his internet retailer tax plan. 

Coulda put a crimp in da playa's life.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at March 10, 2008 02:48 PM (7nV1N)

57

Spitzer's family is crazy wealth, IIRC, so it was evidently Daddy's money paying for all of this.

Or, he was doing favors in return for, uhm, favors.

 

Posted by: Adam at March 10, 2008 02:48 PM (jI0JQ)

58 I can't type...

The voters are total morons in these one-party States.

Posted by: Winston at March 10, 2008 02:48 PM (DwqE4)

59 Heyoooooo!

/ Ed McMahan

Posted by: Vercingetorix at March 10, 2008 02:49 PM (N8eC4)

60 If he resigns, we gotta have some Jen Connelly cowbell.

Fat chance on Spitzer's resignation though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2008 02:49 PM (Ds4I5)

61 He's done guys. Today, tomorrow or next week but he's done.

He's part of a criminal indictment (directly or indirectly). Plus, a lot of Democrats in NY hate him, including elected officials.  He has very few allies. No one is going down with him (for anything less than 5K an hour anyway).

Buh-bye.


Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 02:50 PM (hlYel)

62 Always cover your tracks, governor.

Always cover your tracks.

Posted by: Gary Condit at March 10, 2008 02:50 PM (lPxGu)

63 The Clinton's in trouble AND Spitzer resigning? This is way too good to be true for this NYer...

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 02:51 PM (CWaJx)

64

Well, here's the web archive page for the Emperors Club

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.emperorsclubvip.com

Have fun.

 

 

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 10, 2008 02:52 PM (UeP9e)

65 This thread is useless without pics.  OK not really.  But it sure will make it more fun.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at March 10, 2008 02:52 PM (FCGJ9)

66 There there, Elliot.

Come here and let Jimmy make it all better.

(BTW, tell 'em your gay and you'll get to go on Oprah!)

Posted by: Jim McGreevy at March 10, 2008 02:52 PM (lPxGu)

67 Does anyone doubt NY Times scooped the Post on this so they could release it early, when it would do as little damage as possible to the Democrat "we're gonna change this RepubliKan Kulture of Korruption" brand?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 10, 2008 02:52 PM (KTgUG)

68 Spitzer is now qualified to be VP.

Posted by: Tinian at March 10, 2008 02:52 PM (1Mq7K)

69

MSNBC is reporting the feds stumbled on the prostitutiuon ring when they were investigating the Gambino family.

This is delicious.  Nope, there is no way to say that without it sounding gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2008 02:52 PM (t+mja)

70

Hey eliot, wanna grab a beer tonight?

Posted by: Caligula at March 10, 2008 02:53 PM (KTgUG)

71 "The voters are total morons in these one-party States."

Excuse me, they don't get 100% of the vote.

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 02:54 PM (CWaJx)

72 Calm down all of you.  Can't you see it coming?  Think back to those days of the former Governor from New Jersey.  Gov. Spitzer will hold a press conference and state:

    "My truth is that I am a John American."

Thus creating a new Victim Class where:

    * Any prosecution by the State becomes persecution, creating need for Social Justice.

    * Quotas must be created to eliminate years to discrimination

    * Rallies are held by your local moonbats.

Enjoy.

Posted by: David in San Diego at March 10, 2008 02:54 PM (iBEv/)

73 HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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Posted by: NY State Senator Joe Bruno at March 10, 2008 02:55 PM (hlYel)

74 Damnit.  Why does the article have a picture of the governor for this story?  I want to see a $5,000/hr hooker!

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 10, 2008 02:56 PM (lduP/)

75 Can I pay pro-rata?

Posted by: Two Minutes and Done Guy at March 10, 2008 02:56 PM (KTgUG)

76 I can haz tossed salad?!?

Posted by: Eliot Cat at March 10, 2008 02:57 PM (FCGJ9)

77 What does "involved" mean? Was he a customer?

Why don't they just come out and say it directly?


Did the AP report it first as an accident then an incident while also playing name that party?

I'm betting yes.

Posted by: topsecretk9 at March 10, 2008 02:57 PM (8NCiU)

78 The Smoking Gun has the website pictures.  The johns were getting ripped off.

Posted by: Techie at March 10, 2008 02:58 PM (AV8Z6)

79

He wouldn't be having a news conference scheduled for 20 minutes after the news leaked if he wasn't resigning. He'd hunker down and wait for some "people" to defend him so he could say he was carrying out their "will" by staying on.

 

He'll resign, today, at the press conference. Probably just signing some last minute bills/pardons because, hey, his reputation's shot anyway.

 

ATS

Posted by: Andy the Squirrel at March 10, 2008 02:58 PM (xDozT)

80 Fox says Spitzer's resigning.

Posted by: Bugler at March 10, 2008 02:58 PM (YCVBL)

81 Whether he used the services of Prostitutes is not the real issue, the big question is whether or not he OBJECTIFIED them?

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at March 10, 2008 02:58 PM (KeOQp)

82 I wanna see what a $5000 an hour vagina looks like.

Posted by: Joanie at March 10, 2008 02:58 PM (Z9tCp)

83 FNC- He's resigning.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 02:59 PM (hlYel)

84 According to the Emperors site  ... they offer whore gift certificates?!?

Posted by: Long Island at March 10, 2008 02:59 PM (iDUVX)

85

er, I meant $5000 a minute.

Posted by: Joanie at March 10, 2008 03:00 PM (Z9tCp)

86 FoxNews is saying that Spitzer is "set to resign."

Run away!

Posted by: mesablue at March 10, 2008 03:00 PM (5yNaE)

87 Next question:  Who was he supporting?

Just askin'.

Posted by: David in San Diego at March 10, 2008 03:00 PM (iBEv/)

88 Drew, you were right! You rule....

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 03:01 PM (CWaJx)

89 Ace

here's a screen shot of the prostitution website

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0306082emperor1.html

Interesting this was all web based I think - wasn't Spitzer wanting to tax internet commerce?

Posted by: topsecretk9 at March 10, 2008 03:02 PM (8NCiU)

90

Waiting for James Carville...    "this is all about, sex, that is it, sex, sex, sex."

In 5..4..3..2..1...

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 10, 2008 03:02 PM (C2//T)

91 OW! Who threw that fucking rock?

Posted by: GLass HOuses at March 10, 2008 03:02 PM (KTgUG)

92 It must be worse than what's already out there if he's not going to try to play the victim.

Posted by: cruzer at March 10, 2008 03:03 PM (JfBGV)

93 Scumbag

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 10, 2008 03:03 PM (KTgUG)

94 Excuse me, they don't get 100% of the vote.

 
Yo Ann.....they might as well have.


Posted by: Big City Republican at March 10, 2008 03:03 PM (YmPwQ)

95 Looks like Hillary just lost a super delegate.

But she might have gained a VP!

Posted by: Tinian at March 10, 2008 03:04 PM (1Mq7K)

96

Waiting for James Carville...

You drag a $5000 bill through a trailer park and there's no tellin' what might happen....   

Posted by: Bugler at March 10, 2008 03:04 PM (YCVBL)

97

E- li- Ot, E- li- Ot

phone whores

Posted by: ET at March 10, 2008 03:05 PM (m2CN7)

98 Politicians who are serviced by whores have to know that there is a very high chance they will get caught or get blackmailed.  They gotta get off on the risk taking which is another reason why they shouldn't be making decisions for us little people. 

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:05 PM (4gHqM)

99

Rachel Ward.

 

Darn shame they couldn't find a hot actress with sexy voice too.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 10, 2008 03:05 PM (pzen5)

100 Spitzer is resigning and possibly under indictment according to FNC?

You know who this benefits?

David Paterson and all 6 Republicans in NY.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 10, 2008 03:05 PM (hlYel)

101 Bitches set him up!

Posted by: Former Mayor Marion Barry at March 10, 2008 03:05 PM (iBEv/)

102

Someones GOTTA have a pic of Shrillery flanked by Bill on one side and Eliot on the other

That would be the cats fuckin' pajamas

Posted by: TMF at March 10, 2008 03:06 PM (KTgUG)

103

Awesome. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

 

Hate the creep. This is beautiful comeuppance.

Posted by: meep at March 10, 2008 03:06 PM (5j3FI)

104 If Spitzer resigns, then he's guilty of far far more than just banging expensive hookers.

They must have a file on this guy complete with pictures of him doing nasty things -- possibly gay stuff involving dildos, is my guess. I always thought he look-a-like-a poofta, anyway.

Posted by: Bart at March 10, 2008 03:06 PM (lPxGu)

105 Spitzer's going to hold a presser and Fox is going to have it.

Posted by: David Horton at March 10, 2008 03:06 PM (iBEv/)

106 The real question: What does a $5000 an hour hooker let you do?  I'm mean, that has got to be some seriously raunchy, messed-up s*** for that much jack.

Posted by: brak at March 10, 2008 03:07 PM (7MwKl)

107

A NY Democrat resigning because of a sex scandal?  Did they find a dead hooker in his office or something?

I bet that if not for it being an election year he wouldn't resign.  Perhaps Hillary's people had a "talk" with him.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 10, 2008 03:07 PM (plsiE)

108 5500/hr for Emperor Club?

I can haz applikayshun?

Posted by: Mackey Paisley Whatsherface Cat at March 10, 2008 03:07 PM (FCGJ9)

109 Id love it if Schumer was involved too, but i get the impression he gets off more on being a cock than using it

Posted by: TMF at March 10, 2008 03:08 PM (KTgUG)

110 The Smoking Gun article is an interesting read.  Directly mentions "client number nine."

Posted by: mesablue at March 10, 2008 03:08 PM (5yNaE)

111 Wow. He's been indicted.

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:08 PM (4gHqM)

112 Which political party is he from?  I can't tell.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2008 03:08 PM (j2Tjh)

113

Come on now, the obvious explanation is he was "investigating" and "interrogating" the ladies in order to bring the operation down from the "inside."

Deep inside.  And at $5,500/hr, I'm guessing several different entry points.

Posted by: TallDave at March 10, 2008 03:08 PM (oyQH2)

114 I am just going to keep quiet.

Posted by: Sen. David Vitter at March 10, 2008 03:09 PM (hlYel)

115 Okay. You don't get indicted for being a john. So, what are they claiming he did?

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:10 PM (4gHqM)

116

Dean Barnett points to a Kos commenter who blames Bush's wiretap program!

-----------------

UPDATE: In the Daily Kos comment thread on this scandal, one Kossack offers a theory as to who's really blame for this sorry situation - George W. Bush!

"My theory is that the Bush administration caught this through their wiretaps of Democratic politicians."

Posted by: hit and run at March 10, 2008 03:10 PM (jjNS6)

117

The bars down here on Wall Street will be tapping creamy kegs of Schadenfreude, best served cold.

See ya, you sneaky-ass walking dildo.

Posted by: spongeworthy at March 10, 2008 03:10 PM (a00go)

118 Why is this such a big deal, and Sen. David Vitter's previous experience with call girls isn't?

Because Spitzer was sending people to jail for knob polishing, while he himself was getting his knob polished. Big difference.

Much worse than that. He was putting the Emperor's Club's competition out of business. Having federal prosecutor/NY governor on the take/being blackmailed is great business tool. I'll chime in with at me too that he wasn't paying full freight on the, ummm, goods and services provided.

Quid pro quo can be an ugly thing, sometimes.

Posted by: Gloria Steinham at March 10, 2008 03:11 PM (1hM1d)

119

Nice!!!!!

Just another standup member of the party of feminism...

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2008 03:12 PM (BNlV7)

120 David Vitter should have resigned too for lying about his crap before he was elected.  That said,  Spitzer's problem is much more connected to his governor and AG jobs and thus far worse.

Posted by: polynikes at March 10, 2008 03:12 PM (m2CN7)

121 Now, can he hook me up with some of the ladies, preferably at the Governor's rate?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 10, 2008 03:12 PM (1hM1d)

122

Someone asked for a pic of Hill as the meat in a Bill/Spitzer sandwich.

You're welcome.

Posted by: jdub at March 10, 2008 03:12 PM (0t6Ct)

123 Good old Alan Dershowitz on MSNBC -- railing about how unenlightened and hypocritical America is. What a douchebag.


Posted by: Bart at March 10, 2008 03:13 PM (lPxGu)

124 I wonder what a $5,500.00/hr hooker looks like?

Posted by: profligatewaste at March 10, 2008 03:13 PM (Yb7/t)

125

Gloria-

Do you believe there could be potential Antitrust violations involved here as well?

Posted by: TMF at March 10, 2008 03:13 PM (KTgUG)

126 Screen cap of the whores (Whores?) in question:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/07/emp3_wideweb__470x293,0.jpg

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at March 10, 2008 03:14 PM (KeOQp)

127

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0306082emperor6.html

Oh my.

Client-9 not only paid, but he had a rep for doing "things that, like, you might not think were safe"

Posted by: TallDave at March 10, 2008 03:14 PM (oyQH2)

128 If Spitzer were not such a royal, gold-plated douche-nozzle, I would be ashamed of the schadenfreude I now feel, which is now a palpable force in my loins. I will be in my bunk.

Posted by: milesdei at March 10, 2008 03:15 PM (ezaF2)

129

Somewhere in NYC or Maine Martha Stewart is sitting in her Mansion popping champaign and laughing her ass off.  I think something along the lines of, "Who is the bitch now, Eliot?"

I wonder if he will do time like she did?  A few questionable stock trades vs paying for snatch while living in the gov's mansion.  Heh... maybe he should be sentenced to community service and have to work as Martha's lawn boy for a few months.

Posted by: Jennifer at March 10, 2008 03:15 PM (WhgGR)

130 He didn't resign?

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:15 PM (4gHqM)

131 Hats off to Slu! That p-shop is terrific!

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 03:15 PM (DWXGz)

132 I mean a real hooker, not someone who plays one in the movies.

Posted by: profligatewaste at March 10, 2008 03:16 PM (Yb7/t)

133

Pretty funny, he uses the State Police to go after a political rival and mucks up the investigation by appointing buddies who then go on month long vacations before starting their “investigation”, and it’s hookers that  get him to resign 

 

I love NY. It’s like DC only 75% funnier.

Sort of like New Orleans without  the gumbo.

Pretty funny, he uses the State Police to go after a political rival and mucks up the investigation by appointing buddies who then go on month long vacations before starting their “investigation”, and it’s hookers that  get him out.

 

I love NY. It’s like DC only 75% funnier.

Sort of like New Orleans without the gumbo.

 

Posted by: Veeshir at March 10, 2008 03:16 PM (ThMnZ)

134 He made his statement and didn't resign?

Good fucking luck with this plan Steamroller.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 03:16 PM (hlYel)

135 Well that was weird.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 10, 2008 03:16 PM (ThMnZ)

136 BCR -

"Yo Ann.....they might as well have."

I hate being tarred with my idiot neighbors' stupid voting habits. I do my part, in the voting booth and subversively.

It's funny how people assume that you vote like them, btw..

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 03:17 PM (CWaJx)

137 Anyone have a block & tackle I can borrow? Got some hoisting to do...

Posted by: Spitzer's Petard at March 10, 2008 03:17 PM (Ds4I5)

138

Coming over FoxNews... the five grand an "hour" figure.

He cannot afford that.

Perhaps they offered a government discount.






Posted by: Kasper Hauser at March 10, 2008 03:19 PM (KeOQp)

139

Somewhere in NYC or Maine Martha Stewart is ...laughing her ass off. 

Good point.  She should enjoy it.

Posted by: Bugler at March 10, 2008 03:20 PM (YCVBL)

140
Man, tihs guy is really majorly fucked.

Hopefully he wasn't taking sex tips from Marv Albert.

LMAO.

HEY SHARKAAYYY!

Henry Silva was extremely disturbing in that movie. I recall Dar Robinson on tv explaining that huge jump at the end. Love that flick.

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 10, 2008 03:20 PM (sf4Oe)

141

Good old Alan Dershowitz on MSNBC -- railing about how unenlightened and hypocritical America is.

What about the rule of law!??

Leftists are all for that, aren't they??

The Mann Act is the law. Period.

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2008 03:20 PM (BNlV7)

142 Drew, you were right! You rule....

Thanks Ann but apparently not. Well, at least not yet.

My money is still on by the end of the week he's gone.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 03:20 PM (hlYel)

143

This is actually more common than you'd think.  Does anyone else remember there was a deal maybe six months ago where high-end models were offering to be "dates" for a weekend for like $25K?  And these were girls already making well into six figures. 

And I've known more than one, let us say, average-looking attorney with quality arm-candy that they were definitely paying for.  

The only weird thing is Spitzer could have been dumb enough to use a Web site.

Posted by: TallDave at March 10, 2008 03:20 PM (oyQH2)

144 10,000 a day! I'm quitting my job and going to work at Emperors Club.

Posted by: Heather at March 10, 2008 03:21 PM (IFQUi)

145 Wow, with ears like that, who could have such a fall. I mean those things have to be creating tremendous drag.

Posted by: Penfold at March 10, 2008 03:21 PM (lF2Kk)

146 BREAKING NEWS: Spitzer says he must now work to regain trust of family. Developing.   WTF??

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2008 03:21 PM (BNlV7)

147

Equivalency - Kos-Style

Artile with comment added to the post - put there by Kos:

UPDATE: At $5500/hour, the Emperor's Club prostitutes cost Spitzer approximately the same as Rudy's security detail cost the taxpayers of NYC every time that Rudy went to the Hamptons on a tryst with Judy. --Trapper John

Two quick points -

1) If we're talking equivalency here, Judy said that Rudy can go all night like a lumberjack ... are the Dems saying that Spitzer is, what, efficient and limited his usage to one hour?

2)  Rudy broke no laws and didn't shut down the competition through his action.

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 10, 2008 03:21 PM (UeP9e)

148 "Coming over FoxNews... the five grand an "hour" figure.

He cannot afford that."

Yeah, he's from an extremely wealthy family, which is ironic that he seems to have a hatred of wealthy people. Also, wasn't this being investigated in relation to the Gambino crime family? Spitzer was the AG of NY before he was Governor.

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 03:22 PM (CWaJx)

149 He should have called Detroit's Mayor, our boy Kwame. You're supposed to FIRE the officers when they start investigating too closely to your own scandals..


Posted by: carin at March 10, 2008 03:22 PM (nyLnk)

150

 He won't resign.  Democrats almost never resign over sex scandals.

He'll just do a week of rehab and everything will be forgiven.

Posted by: Steve L. at March 10, 2008 03:23 PM (hpZf2)

151 So it's a private matter, Elliot, when the crime involves you?

What about all those people you prosecuted, did you keep it private for them and their families?

Posted by: Bart at March 10, 2008 03:23 PM (lPxGu)

152
I can haz applikayshun?

Dear Jackie Smacky Paisely Pappy.

Sorry, we're not a $8.99 all you can eat buffet.


Posted by: The Emperors Club at March 10, 2008 03:23 PM (5yNaE)

153 5500$ an HOUR???  I wonder if they have a "90 days same as cash" plan.

Posted by: Steve at March 10, 2008 03:25 PM (ro10c)

154

"I mean a real hooker, not someone who plays one in the movies."

Yeah, and I meant a real vagina, not one covered up with a shiny brown leotard, gettin' aerobicized.

Posted by: Joanie at March 10, 2008 03:25 PM (Z9tCp)

155 Nothing will happen. He didn't resign. I don't think he was indicted since he was only a john. Yes, he traveled with this woman across state lines but I don't think anyone will convict him for violation of the Mann Act unless he is a pimp.

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:26 PM (4gHqM)

156

I still don't understand what could be worth the 5 large. Is she trained in prana-bindu white-lotus kama-sutra or what here?

Do VD tests really cost that much?

Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at March 10, 2008 03:26 PM (c767D)

157 You're supposed to FIRE the officers when they start investigating too closely to your own scandals.

Not before they shoot the hooker.

Posted by: mesablue at March 10, 2008 03:26 PM (5yNaE)

158 Drew,

He's probably working out a deal and you're right, he's gone by the end of the week. D'amato is on Fox saying he's a goner.

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 03:26 PM (CWaJx)

159 What about the rule of law!??

It doesn't matter when it's a private matter involving Democrats. Only Republicans should have the dirty laundry aired publically, be prosecuted, and forced to resign.

Posted by: Bart at March 10, 2008 03:26 PM (lPxGu)

160

How quick will Hillary throw him under the bus?

John McCain is the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2008 03:27 PM (t+mja)

161 Matt Stoller:

By now you've heard that Eliot Spitzer was caught in a prostitution ring. While this is certainly scandalicious, it's not clear to me how this stacks up to larger crimes that politicians regularly engage in abusing their oaths of office. This is a personal matter, and since Spitzer is a public figure, what is personal is public. But he didn't abuse his office as Governor of New York state, though this is a crime.

Posted by: topsecretk9 at March 10, 2008 03:27 PM (8NCiU)

162 Damn, the Emperor's Club web site is down. Wow, we're up to at least 154 comments.

Posted by: profligatewaste at March 10, 2008 03:28 PM (Yb7/t)

163 He's probably working out a deal and you're right

Exactly. He can use the 'I'll resign' as part of his punishment. He's smart enough to not give up any cards without getting something from them.

Now FNC is running through the legal process and it's more than him just saying it.

By the end of day or tomorrow. He's done.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 10, 2008 03:28 PM (hlYel)

164

Yeah, he's from an extremely wealthy family, which is ironic that he seems to have a hatred of wealthy people.

He's a modern-day Che!

Posted by: TallDave at March 10, 2008 03:28 PM (oyQH2)

165

If he's been indicted, he better damn well resign.

 

Also, I'm with Ann NY, and there are plenty of Republicans in NY, but our local "talent" sucks ass.

Posted by: meep at March 10, 2008 03:29 PM (5j3FI)

166

Not sure if this has been mentioned but anyone want to play name the party?

NEW YORK (AP) - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has told senior advisers that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, The New York Times reported Monday, citing an anonymous top administration official.

Spitzer, who is married with three daughters, was scheduled to make an announcement Monday afternoon. Spitzer officials wouldn't immediately comment on the story.

The Times reported that a person with knowledge of the governor's role believes the governor is identified as a client in court papers. Four people allegedly connected to a high-end prostitution ring called Emperors Club VIP were arrested last week.

The Web site of the Emperors Club VIP displays photographs of scantily clad women with their faces hidden, along with hourly rates depending on whether the prostitutes were rated with one diamond, the lowest ranking, or seven diamonds, the highest. The most highly ranked prostitutes cost $5,500 an hour, prosecutors said.

Spitzer, 48, built his political legacy on rooting out corruption, including several headline-making battles with Wall Street while serving as attorney general. He stormed into the governor's office in 2006 with a historic share of the vote, vowing to continue his no- nonsense approach to fixing one of the nation's worst governments.

Time magazine had named him "Crusader of the Year" when he was attorney general and the tabloids proclaimed him "Eliot Ness."

But his stint as governor has been marred by several problems, including an unpopular plan to grant driver's licenses to illegal immigrants and a plot by his aides to smear Spitzer's main Republican nemesis.

Spitzer had been expected to testify to the state Public Integrity Commission he had created to answer for his role in the scandal, in which his aides were accused of misusing state police to compile travel records to embarrass Senate Republican leader Joseph Bruno.

Spitzer had served two terms as attorney general where he pursued criminal and civil cases and cracked down on misconduct and conflicts of interests on Wall Street and in corporate America. He had previously been a prosecutor in the Manhattan District Attorney's Office, handling organized crime and white-collar crime cases.

His cases as state attorney general included a few criminal prosecutions of prostitution rings and into tourism involving prostitutes.

In 2004, he was part of an investigation of an escort service in New York City that resulted in the arrest of 18 people on charges of promoting prostitution and related charges.

___

Associated Press Writer Mike Gormley contributed to this report from Albany, N.Y.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 10, 2008 03:29 PM (C2//T)

167
It cost old Kwame and the city of Detroit a few bucks when he pulled that shit. One can only imagine what is hanging in Spitz's closet.

I can picture some Marv Albert shit, corsets, leather, shrink tubing...

Fred Dicker is prolly laughing right about now.

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 10, 2008 03:29 PM (sf4Oe)

168

I still don't understand what could be worth the 5 large.

It isn't, any more than Gucci or Louis Vuitton or any other overpriced crap.  Some people just like the exclusivity of spending way too much for stuff.

Posted by: TallDave at March 10, 2008 03:30 PM (oyQH2)

169

Also, this smells of corruption (cf him shutting down competitors). It's not merely the going-to-hookers thing.

Posted by: meep at March 10, 2008 03:30 PM (5j3FI)

170

????

 

Spitzer Indicted   [Stephen Spruiell]

No question mark. Greta Van Susteren says she's holding a copy.

 

How could he not have resigned??

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2008 03:31 PM (BNlV7)

171 I question the timing.

Posted by: joeindc44 at March 10, 2008 03:31 PM (NXelq)

172 Give the guy some credit - he has more integrity than Bill Clinton.

Or course, that's as low as that bar can possibly go.

Posted by: JayC at March 10, 2008 03:32 PM (H5zz/)

173

Fox just aired his statement.  As always in these cases, I feel sorry for his wife.

Posted by: Bugler at March 10, 2008 03:33 PM (YCVBL)

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 03:33 PM (DWXGz)

175 Is he the one who was pimping Chelsea?

Posted by: Numb Nuts at March 10, 2008 03:33 PM (lpt1y)

176 Don't gloat, you conservative rethuglicans.

Spitzer was a decent man and we don't need to enter into smear politics. I'll be    publically apologizing for the behavior of Republicans later on the campaign trail.

Posted by: John McCain at March 10, 2008 03:33 PM (lPxGu)

177 $5,000.00 an hour. I question the timing.

Posted by: Mikeyslaw at March 10, 2008 03:33 PM (yrptY)

178 You know who this really benefits?

Posted by: Winston at March 10, 2008 03:34 PM (DwqE4)

179 I'm listening to FOX...The reportage is weak.  There's no indictment...no clear indication that he actually resigned.

Posted by: Winston at March 10, 2008 03:35 PM (DwqE4)

180
5 grand? One would think he would try to save the state a few bucks by going with the 4 grand vagina.


Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 10, 2008 03:36 PM (sf4Oe)

181

But he didn't abuse his office as Governor of New York state, though this is a crime.

Don't be so sure of that. When he flew with his whore from NY to DC, who paid the airfare? Who paid for the hotel room for two? Who paid for room service and dinners  and drinks? Look carefully at his gov credit card.

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:37 PM (4gHqM)

182 "This is actually more common than you'd think.  Does anyone else remember there was a deal maybe six months ago where high-end models were offering to be "dates" for a weekend for like $25K?  And these were girls already making well into six figures. "

You should see Howeird Stern's escort, I mean, fiance...

Alec Baldwin was being interviewed by stern once a while ago and let the "escort" word slip...

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 10, 2008 03:38 PM (sf4Oe)

183 It would be great if Spitzer refuses to resign. We can hang a Spitzer-shaped rock around Obama or Hillary (whosoever manages to bamboozle the most superdelegates).

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 03:38 PM (DWXGz)

184 Yes, high price whores are partly do to image and alleged discreetness. But, johns also get to do whatever the hell they want with them, whether beathing them up, fucking them in the ass, pooping on them.  It goes with the fee.

Posted by: Mack at March 10, 2008 03:39 PM (4gHqM)

185 Hopefully he'll do the honorable thing and take the Budd Dwyer way out.

It would make for great TV!

Posted by: thebronze at March 10, 2008 03:41 PM (uWXp9)

186 I feel bad for his wife and 3 children. What a stupid putz this imbecile is.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 10, 2008 03:42 PM (N4pK7)

187 Is Eliot Spitzer going to have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: geb4000 at March 10, 2008 03:42 PM (a1oRP)

188 Hopefully he'll do the honorable thing and take the Budd Dwyer way out.

It would make for great TV!

Now I've got to go find a copy of "Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter...

Posted by: BrandonInBatonRouge at March 10, 2008 03:42 PM (UMBjr)

189 Now I've got to go find a copy of "Hey Man, Nice Shot" by Filter...

Oh yeah...

Posted by: thebronze at March 10, 2008 03:45 PM (uWXp9)

190 ou're supposed to FIRE the officers when they start investigating too closely to your own scandals.

Not before they shoot the hooker.


Obviously Spitzer isn't thug enough to play the game correctly.


Posted by: carin at March 10, 2008 03:45 PM (nyLnk)

191 Uhh - Democrat is now mentioned in the 15th paragraph.

Posted by: NiN at March 10, 2008 03:48 PM (FrB47)

192
I was in my dorm room in a small college in PA when that happened...

Guy in the next room was watching that press conference live...

I heard "HOLY SHIT!!!" and ran over and he was shaken up, he couldn't believe it...haven't thought about that in a long time.

Posted by: Sir E Buzz Heinz-Miller-Heinz, Esq at March 10, 2008 03:49 PM (sf4Oe)

193 Do they prorate by the second?  I wouldn't need the full hour; I'd even pay for the 5 seconds of foreplay.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 10, 2008 03:50 PM (plsiE)

194

The real question: What does a $5000 an hour hooker let you do?  I'm mean, that has got to be some seriously raunchy, messed-up s*** for that much jack.

They can solve a rubick's cube, brak.  Yeah, down there!

Posted by: JohnW at March 10, 2008 03:52 PM (HGQzU)

195 The real question: What does a $5000 an hour hooker let you do?

It's not what they do, it's what they don't do.

Talk to the press after you leave.

Posted by: wiserbud at March 10, 2008 03:54 PM (wWwJR)

196  wiser got it just before I did. You don't buy a prostitute with $5,000 grand. You buy her tongue.

Posted by: Gabriel at March 10, 2008 03:56 PM (CnXZn)

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at March 10, 2008 03:56 PM (JefgB)

198  Uh, or just $5 grand, for that matter.

Posted by: Gabriel at March 10, 2008 03:56 PM (CnXZn)

199 Great! The dick did not resign. Hammer Hill and Obama with questions about whether Spitzer should resign. Hang him around their necks like a fucking anvil.

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 03:57 PM (DWXGz)

200 So, this narrows down Hillary's superdelagates to what, William "Cold Cash" Jefferson?

Posted by: Techie at March 10, 2008 03:58 PM (AV8Z6)

201 NAME THAT PARTY!

#166 - good catch. I saw that one too. Here's an NYT article that waits until the FIFTEENTH paragraph to drop a clue.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?hp

Posted by: Arthur at March 10, 2008 04:01 PM (SG8cx)

202 Rachel Ward was HOTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2008 04:10 PM (3+3kx)

203 I love it, Wall St rallied on word of Spitzer's possible resignation.

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 04:10 PM (CWaJx)

204 5k for a tongue?  I would think for 5k she would have to be able to Suck Start a Harley while making a sammich.

Posted by: Jennifer at March 10, 2008 04:12 PM (WhgGR)

205  I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Bunny or was it Sweet Cherry. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the New York people. Thank you.

Posted by: TheGov at March 10, 2008 04:13 PM (1yuOD)

206 How can this be a shock to anyone, even Democrats?  They guy started running into scandal trouble before the ink was dry on his governor's mansion rental contract.

Posted by: Eric at March 10, 2008 04:14 PM (xDwoq)

207

Amateurs.  Bi-partisan hacks.

Here at the Hobo Club, we make "coming across the aisle" easier than ever before.

Posted by: folks, it's time to shave your backs & humps at March 10, 2008 04:22 PM (uzM+b)

208 "How can this be a shock to anyone, even Democrats? They guy started running into scandal trouble before the ink was dry on his governor's mansion rental contract."

You should hear the commentators on Fox, talking about how everyone is shocked. He was squeaky clean and has a strong marriage. Hmm, how strong can his marriage be and I bet Joe Bruno has a word or two about how squeaky clean Spitzer is.

Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 04:23 PM (CWaJx)

209

Posted by: a guy that might be dating your daughter

hahahahaha!

 

Posted by: Warden at March 10, 2008 04:30 PM (QoR4a)

210 " I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Bunny or was it Sweet Cherry."

Or was it Lady Bunny:

http://www.ladybunny.net/


Posted by: Ann NY at March 10, 2008 04:31 PM (CWaJx)

211 He'll just pull a McGreevy...he'll resign the day after some deadline that holds an advantage for the Dems. Then he'll go on Oprah and Dr. Phil.


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at March 10, 2008 04:37 PM (YmPwQ)

212

Hopefully he'll do the honorable thing and take the Budd Dwyer way out

I rememember watching that live (I grew up in PA).

Unforgettable.

Posted by: Jay at March 10, 2008 04:40 PM (BNlV7)

213 Jay,
I watched the Budd Dwyer video on Youtube. Shocking.

Posted by: Tushar D at March 10, 2008 04:46 PM (DWXGz)

214 $5,500 an hour?  Was there dorking in squeakholes involved?

Posted by: Charybdis E. Scylla at March 10, 2008 04:51 PM (ATBwB)

215

You should hear the commentators on Fox, talking about how everyone is shocked. He was squeaky clean and has a strong marriage. Hmm, how strong can his marriage be and I bet Joe Bruno has a word or two about how squeaky clean Spitzer is.

It doesn't matter how otherwise squeaky clean they are or how strong the marriage is- The Wang cares little for such trivial details.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 10, 2008 04:57 PM (plsiE)

216 Why is everybody making a big deal out of this?

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 10, 2008 05:59 PM (k7SeR)

217 There's nothing remotely honorable about Spitzer.  He ain't gonna do a Dwyer.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 10, 2008 07:10 PM (f2IdK)

218

Best. piece. of. ass. ever.  I was worth every penny, you morons.

 

Posted by: Elliot Sp(r)itzer at March 10, 2008 07:38 PM (nhBBi)

219 Crap.  "I" was supposed to be "it".

Posted by: Elliot Sp(r)itzer at March 10, 2008 07:39 PM (nhBBi)

220 Wow.  Best. Political. Season. Ever.

McCain's dancing around in a NYT hat.

Barak's laughing 'cause Elliot didn't endorse him.

Letterman and Leno are coming up.

And Hillary's no doubt drunk in a dark room, listening to Phoebe Snow's "Electra."  Over and over and over.

Posted by: boloth at March 10, 2008 09:03 PM (E4ctD)

221

#204 Jennifer

I would pay the 5k to see the suck start and sammich on the side. But only if the sammich was balogna on marble rye.

Posted by: Ronster at March 10, 2008 10:12 PM (bavgE)

222 That neck peice makes him look like a lawyer

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 10, 2008 11:31 PM (PAJqa)

223

Slublog, I've started getting your photoshop in email already with no attribution. It's even still called "spitzerblingfull.jpg".

You've created an Internet hit and nobody will know it was you.

You can contact Murdoch and bitch together.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 11, 2008 08:18 AM (ThMnZ)

224 "Shut up, that's why." Real insightful commentary there hypocrite.

Posted by: ACW at March 11, 2008 08:24 PM (OZ4mk)

225
"A Hillary sandwich"

my diet thanks you for that.

*urp*

Posted by: Towelette at March 11, 2008 11:47 PM (l1oyw)

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Good one, great picture of the preening PIAPS.  Spitzer's garbage and a megalomaniac, he's been bad news for years. 
It's amazing that he got over 65% of the vote for Governor.  
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