Christmas!: Barack Obama Cuts A Campaign Ad... For John McCain
I thought this was going to be a negative ad against Barack Hussein Obama.It is. It's just that he made it himself.
1 Thanks for framing this debate, for a minute there i was worried clinton would move the democrats to the center on the war and the military...but there obama goes running them way left again...easy easy target for the general. those soccer moms are still security moms obama.
Posted by: Ernesto at February 27, 2008 01:32 PM (m1Oc6)
2 If only he would put on a helmet and ride a tank...
Posted by: Dogstar at February 27, 2008 01:37 PM (FgxdU)
3 ((*looks around neighborhood*))
Ummm, Fred Rogers is dead, and Big Bird looks like a crack dealer these days, and Oscar just stole my hubcaps.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 27, 2008 01:38 PM (5hXBq)
4 He really made that video... and thinks anyone but the most hard core of leftist are going to think those are good things?
Congrats President McCain.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 27, 2008 01:38 PM (7y9vJ)
5 Obama as Churchill:
we shall surrender on the seas and oceans,
we shall surrender with growing confidence and growing weakness in the air, we shall surrender our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall surrender on the beaches,
we shall surrender on the landing grounds,
we shall surrender in the fields and in the streets,
we shall surrender in the hills;
we shall always surrender,
Posted by: DrewM. at February 27, 2008 01:39 PM (hlYel)
6 Nice -- "deep cuts in unproven missile defense." Juxtaposed against the spy satellite shootdown and the 9 successful missile intercept videos from last year.
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at February 27, 2008 01:40 PM (uOvAE)
I heard Ralph Nader on the radio yesterday talking about his plans to withdraw the troops. What a nutjob!
Posted by: Rinnie at February 27, 2008 01:42 PM (JgJ2h)
8 This guy is running for president with a mindset that seems about 30 years old or so.
Posted by: cranky-d at February 27, 2008 01:43 PM (kt4mn)
9 How dare you all DOUBT the Messiah!!!
Posted by: Room 237 at February 27, 2008 01:43 PM (1dW53)
10 Thanks, Nancy Obama!
Posted by: wiserbud at February 27, 2008 01:49 PM (wWwJR)
11 McCain will dance on this idiot's political grave. He is a freaking Chicago commie.
Posted by: Stormy70 at February 27, 2008 01:51 PM (Y+o71)
12 He is touted as the reincarnation of Kennedy, MLK and Jesus
But the reality is hes the reincarnation of Jimmy fucking Carter, just with a better tan
Posted by: TMF at February 27, 2008 01:53 PM (KTgUG)
13 I will set a goal of a world without nuclear weapions And I guess the world doesn't exist outside of the US and Russia because apparently no one but us two have any nukes. What is this?? the fucking 1950's??
Posted by: Conservative Gunman at February 27, 2008 01:54 PM (tN7sY)
14 All he is missing is his bashing of Israel then he would have totally reversed American policy.
Posted by: Robert at February 27, 2008 01:58 PM (MI4/O)
15 You know, he's really quite appealling in a non-threatening, not-a-mugger fashion. Almost handsome, really. His point here sort of flew over my silly little head, but I didn't miss his appeal.
Posted by: Susan B Anthony-worthy at February 27, 2008 02:00 PM (a00go)
16 Good Lord, this makes sense to people? BTW, since you stole his video, I bounced around Revo's site a little bit to say thanks.
Posted by: JAFKIAC at February 27, 2008 02:00 PM (5stUj)
17 What did he say? I was too busy creaming my jeans to notice!
Posted by: Security Mom at February 27, 2008 02:05 PM (YmPwQ)
18 JEeeeeeezz, I actually didn't realize it was this bad.
Not voting for Mccain is basically saying "fuck you" to the troops who will have to fix the Obama mess with their blood and sweat.
I'm pretty sure middle American realizes that there is no way to prevent Iran and Pakistan from having Nukes via US law.
Posted by: Gohuckyourself at February 27, 2008 02:12 PM (8jYMc)
19 Hey Obama,
The politics of 1975 called and they want their political ad back.
Posted by: Brad at February 27, 2008 02:13 PM (JwZKg)
20 OMFG! I just had a "Cincinatti slick" (that's when you spunk in your underwear without touching yourself and walk around with said product in there all day). O'Dreamy had that effect on me.
Posted by: Mike in Chicago at February 27, 2008 02:16 PM (/L1AV)
21 BTW when are we going to screen the movie "No Nukes"
Posted by: Mike in Chicago at February 27, 2008 02:17 PM (/L1AV)
22 The only way to have any control of nuclear proliferation is to have the baddest army and bag-o-tricks on the planet you foolish lad. My God, he is incredibly naive and blind to the real world out there.Look at it this way BHO, did the laws out ther stop you from being bad when you felt like it? Didn't think so, and you sir are a panty waist empty suit, so "law" will have no effect on those that laugh at them as a matter of course.
Posted by: mbruce at February 27, 2008 02:20 PM (CxNJy)
23 But, but, ...the europeans will like us now. Surely that's worth biting the bullet and adopting Sharia isn't it?
Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 27, 2008 02:21 PM (5hXBq)
24 Where the hell did this come from?
It doesn't have any 'I approve this' crap, so it's not ready for TV. And the camera work is odd.
Posted by: DrewM. at February 27, 2008 02:22 PM (hlYel)
25 Funny thing, Reagan also really hated nukes and wanted to work towards their elimination. He thought that the way to do that was through SDI - make them useless and unattractive. I personally don't think that would work - SDI won't do shit for a truck A-Bomb, but I could see where he was coming from. This turd would eliminate our nukes based on a pinkyswear from our enemies.
Can McCain just run that whole video as Fair Comment - or does he need to buy the rights.
Posted by: holdfast at February 27, 2008 02:23 PM (Gzb30)
26 Holdfast, IMHO if it's on the web already the potential for going viral is high, it's a freebie in more ways than one.
Posted by: mbruce at February 27, 2008 02:28 PM (CxNJy)
27 Jeez! What a freakin' a$$hole!
What he proposes in this videois to completely destroy our ability to defend ourselves (or anyone else in the world) from any and all quarters. Yet that (defense of the USA) is supposed to be one of the primary concerns of the C-i-C.
Combine this with his little proposal to turn US sovereignty over to the UN and he's not just a commie, he's a traitor.
Posted by: joated at February 27, 2008 02:29 PM (XWJh5)
28 Is this video what the soccer geeks call an "own goal"?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 27, 2008 02:32 PM (PMGbu)
29 Um, remember all that stuff I said about voting for Satan, Hitler or Obama (in that order) before I voted for Huckabee. Never mind.
Posted by: Vercingetorix at February 27, 2008 02:32 PM (JvmRx)
30 This clown getting control is frightening.
Posted by: brak at February 27, 2008 02:36 PM (oR96t)
31 Won't hurt him, the "public" is in a mood for change and really don't care if it leaves this country vulnerable to lunatics.
Can we vote for a semi-retarded jug-eared douche bag based on the color of his skin, how he makes us feel about ourselves and some amorphous promise of "change"?
Yes We Can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Big E at February 27, 2008 02:46 PM (lBAgE)
32 God he is going to be such easy meat. I can't freaking wait.
Posted by: Britt at February 27, 2008 02:51 PM (1jt+u)
33 Wow. Combine this with all I just discovered about his radical abortion views and I am sorry I ever said anything nice about him!
Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at February 27, 2008 02:52 PM (0GgJv)
34 Verc LOL sadly, I gotta "me too" that comment.
Posted by: funky chicken at February 27, 2008 02:52 PM (I+jPP)
35 Orchid-Bambi will wilt in the daylight.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 27, 2008 02:53 PM (QA8jC)
36 Obobbingheadama sales pitchto Obamacunts
Posted by: maverick muse at February 27, 2008 02:53 PM (LYKFp)
37 Obamamas! Or Christmas. Same thing, really.
Yeah, I really like the thought of a mutual disarmament pact with only one of our myriad enemies. And one who's already on the decline, at that.
Posted by: Mark V. at February 27, 2008 02:59 PM (dZ4mk)
38 Obama must have really been touched in a very special place by that Superman IV movie to borrow its plotline as a campaign theme.
Posted by: V the K at February 27, 2008 03:03 PM (PLvLS)
39 I wonder how the McCain campaign can successfully deploy this video. For sure it's an "above the belt" clean hit in terms of the issues - it's Barack's own words, for chrissakes - so that's not a problem. But are there rights issues w/r/t to McCain using this video in a campaign ad of his own? Because, I can just see the ad right now: "Hi, I'm John McCain. But instead of talking your ears off about my opponent Senator Obama, I'd prefer to let the man speak for himself [cue videotape]."
Posted by: Jeff B. at February 27, 2008 03:03 PM (bXLu6)
40 Carter, Mondale, Dukakis,Hillaryand Kerry could reliably count on 40-45% of the vote. Obama will be able to count on that as well.
It's always the other 55-60% that ends up biting them in the ass.
Posted by: Dogstar at February 27, 2008 03:04 PM (FgxdU)
Posted by: maverick muse at February 27, 2008 02:53 PM (LYKFp)
That word is a bit frowned-upon here.
Posted by: Slublog at February 27, 2008 03:05 PM (R8+nJ)
42 I'm convinced. McCain '08!
Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 27, 2008 03:17 PM (7iTO9)
43 So he'll get rid of "failed missile defense systems"?
We don't have any. Or was he not around last week?
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at February 27, 2008 03:23 PM (8F+iI)
44 Jeff B,
I was going to say the exact same thing. McCain needs to use this.
Posted by: Nice Deb at February 27, 2008 03:33 PM (jzAkt)
45 I think this was back when he was seeking an endorsement from the "Caucus for Priorities". More elaboration on his views on specifics is here.
Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta at February 27, 2008 03:42 PM (Qa0Pn)
46 This is the guy the left wants to run?
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain mocked Democrat Barack Obama on Wednesday for saying he would take action as president "if al-Qaida is forming a base in Iraq."
"When you examine that statement, it's pretty remarkable," McCain told a crowd in Tyler, Texas.
"I have some news. Al-Qaida is in Iraq. It's called 'al-Qaida in Iraq,'" McCain said, drawing laughter at Obama's expense.
Obama quickly answered back, telling a rally at Ohio State University in Columbus, "I do know that al-Qaida is in Iraq."
"And my friends, if we left, they (al-Qaida) wouldn't be establishing a base," McCain said Wednesday. "They'd be taking a country, and I'm not going to allow that to happen, my friends. I will not surrender. I will not surrender to al-Qaida."
It's almost as if bin Obama is some sort of magical negro SNL parody.
Posted by: Jay at February 27, 2008 03:58 PM (BNlV7)
Not voting for Mccain is basically saying "fuck you" to the troops
who will have to fix the Obama mess with their blood and sweat.
No, it's saying fuck you.
Posted by: MlR at February 27, 2008 04:02 PM (mX6h5)
48 I never knew I could feel this way about McCain after the shamnesty... the magical negro pulls through!
Posted by: Greg at February 27, 2008 04:06 PM (1vUKx)
49 This is well worthy of the Flaming Skull.
Posted by: UberBlick at February 27, 2008 04:08 PM (EoeMZ)
50 "...take ICBM's off hair-trigger alert..."
I'm unclear on the concept here. Is that, like, above DEFCON 1? And is it his perception that the President is some Yosemite Sam yahoo with an itchy finger?
Good Gawd. N. Chamberlain would be embarrassed by such policy. The only thing missing is a U.N. sanctioned drum circle.
Obama just shot himself in the foot. Over and over. McCain couldn't have made a more effective attack ad.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 27, 2008 04:11 PM (Uy68a)
51 I can't even think of a way to exagerate and mock this video.You could sing "We AreThe World" in a pink jumpsuit backed by Hugo Chavez and only tie the wussiness of this video.
Posted by: ntac at February 27, 2008 04:14 PM (jYyFD)
52 This WILL work, trust the magical negro. All the democrat Joos will call Israel and TELL them they must give up their nukes cause Obamaman said so.
Let's see how THAT'S going to work.
Oh, Boy, this IS going to be fun, McGovern all over again.
Please Hillabeast, throw some more gas on the fire!
Posted by: Kempermanx at February 27, 2008 04:33 PM (qvT/A)
53 ntac LOL
Posted by: funky chicken at February 27, 2008 04:45 PM (I+jPP)
54 Jeff B (39) --
I think your ad idea would backfire.
Your ad: "Hi, I'm John McCain. But instead of talking your ears off about my
opponent Senator Obama, I'd prefer to let the man speak for himself
Their response: "Stop making fun of Barrack's ears!"
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at February 27, 2008 05:33 PM (kZT4X)
55 Obama in the debate last night:
Q: (not exact) "Russia decides to militarily intervene in Kosovo. What do you do?"
A: (not exact, but close enough) "Well, I tell them this is not acceptable."
And then Putin begins laughing hysterically, waving a bottle of vodka, and screaming "Yes, we can."
Posted by: Mikeyslaw at February 27, 2008 05:35 PM (yrptY)
56 "I'm John McCain and I approve this message."
Posted by: John McCain at February 27, 2008 05:49 PM (xhH8f)
57 Are you sure this wasn't somehow "photo shopped"? Is there any atribution to the video? I just can't allow myself to believe this is real.
Posted by: Air male at February 27, 2008 07:37 PM (8nB5X)
58 More plagiarizing from Obama. I set a goal of a nuclear weapon free world like, two weeks ago.
I also set a goal to make a million dollars and pay no taxes on it.
Posted by: Glen at February 27, 2008 07:39 PM (P0yFq)
59 WTF? YouTube has taken it down.
Posted by: cat4amt at February 27, 2008 08:46 PM (ubHgw)
60 I'd like to see the video this was excepted from to make sure this wasn't edited to change the content.
And remember, even if it is 100% real. Never underestimate the GOP ability to screw shit up. Pulling defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be their specialty anymore.
Posted by: GrumpyUnk at February 27, 2008 09:14 PM (0Nxca)
61 He forgot to mention how he'd help Iran and North Korea achieve their dream of peaceful nuclear power, and how he'd help those poor Chinese people get their Taepodongs to be more reliable.
Posted by: red speck at February 27, 2008 09:15 PM (J5wUw)
62 He scares me he is the antichrist or something close eough
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 27, 2008 10:51 PM (Suq7y)
63 Jimmy Carter wants his shtick back.
Posted by: AD at February 28, 2008 01:23 AM (vYzH/)
64 Well, we can't say we haven't been warned.
Show this to any "Obamacans" you know, and if they still feel like voting for him over McCain, kick their asses. Hard.
Posted by: Sean M. at February 28, 2008 02:18 AM (0U2lo)
65 Yeah, like I really want to live through another Carter presidency. He's forcing me to vote for that jerk McCain. Bastard. Dumbass.
Posted by: John at February 28, 2008 08:27 AM (q/Cxe)
66 He is either stupid or a fool. Or just maybe dumb as a fox!
Posted by: Nick at February 28, 2008 05:44 PM (2DY3s)
67 Interesting - a "ban on fissile material". Hhhmmmm... I wonder if the messiah is aware that nuclear power plants operate using fissile material for fuel. That could be problematic for the world's electrical grid.
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