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| More Paris Hilton!Allah's annoyed that he has two important Iraq posts up today and no one's commenting. (They're good. Go read.) But meanwhile I'll link his update to the Paris Hilton story, only for 1) the tidbit that the sherriff here has been accused of doing favors for the rich and famous (in LA? get out!); and 2) to correct a misimpression that's been going around. No, Paris Hilton didn't get a bigger sentence after pulling her "I wanna go home" crying jag. She got the same sentence she always had -- 45 days. The "23 days" previously cited is what she's expected to actually serve, with credit for good behavior; but she always was sentenced to 45 days, still is sentenced to 45 days, and may or may not wind up serving the expected 23 days depending on whether she can stop being such a whiny little manipulative bitch for five minutes. Also, I agree with the J-Pod post cited there -- what the hell is this strange sympathy for Paris on the part of conservatives? I struck a sympathetic tone, but it was totally bullshit! I just didn't want to come off as being gleeful about this. But guess what-- I am! I'm lovin' it! I just didn't want to be the sort of prick who said so! But that's exactly the kind of prick I am! Really, she's a drunken, entitled, useless, self-obsessed shameless spoiled-rotten snatch-flashing little piece of attention-whoring gold-plated trailer-park cooze-lint who can well afford to spend 23 to 45 days in lonely incarceration pondering the choices she's made. I'm pretty sure that after she gets out of jail she'll still have twenty or thirty billlion dollars to console her. So fuck her. Nailed DUI, she was offered an easy-peasy probation which she immediately violated. She couldn't even ride out that minor penalty without flouting the law. I imagine that prison is quite a shock for her. Are we supposed to let her go simply because she's used to a mansion? Whereas the rest of us who aren't accustomed to such luxury would be expected to do the time just because we're... poorer? The hell with that. Maybe she got a tough sentence. I don't know. I do know tha when you choose to violate your probation, you're rolling the dice and you're taking your chances. She crapped out. Tough shit. Hack it, and shut up about it. Frankly, the world could use a rest from you for a couple of damn weeks.Comments1
cooze My favorite term for pooter. Theres something dirty about it, but still denied, but still hot, while still being filthy, and you only wanna touch it with your dick. Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 09, 2007 12:13 AM (QTv8u) 2
what the hell is this strange sympathy for Paris on the part of conservatives?
She's filthy rich and according to the left all conservatives are filthy rich. It's just sympathy for one of our. Or something like that. Posted by: Drew at June 09, 2007 12:23 AM (gNyUT) 3
So California decided to enforce the law for the idle rich just as vigorously as it does for the rest of us common joes. What an amazing concept! Why in the HELL don't we pick up on such brilliance and simply do the same thing with the immigration laws on the books now? Like, ENFORCE THEM OR CHANGE THEM! No other options. Who gave the executive branch the permission to pick and choose which laws it wants to enforce, based solely on political calculations? Companies will stop hiring illegals, illegals will deport themselves in a panic race to get back and grab whatever work there may be in Mexico, and the U.S. can once again call itself a "nation of laws " without everyone falling out of their chairs laughing. If all it costs to fix this problem is for me to pay double or triple for fruit, I'll pay it enthusiastically, and be damned proud to do it. It is inconceivable to me that U.S. bleeding hearts could screw up the thinking of all of Washington to the point that we are trying to create outrageously more beaurocracy, more rules, more documentation, more overseers, more profits for the documentation forgers, ad nauseum. ENFORCE THE DAMNED LAWS THAT HAVE BEEN IGNORED SINCE THE REAGAN ADMINIATRATION Posted by: dicebucket at June 09, 2007 12:27 AM (wkFTX) 4
Damn straight she's gettin' off easy. Imagine if her name were Paris Motelsix! "We'll leave the legs open for ya'" Posted by: genghis at June 09, 2007 12:29 AM (HwY1l) 5
Get a rest from her? Shit, It's gonna be maybe 23, maybe 45 days of "How is Paris holding up in prison?" stories. The endless media coverage of this is gonna make the coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death look like it was only reported on page 47 of the Peoria Gazette.
Posted by: wiserbud at June 09, 2007 12:30 AM (56ssE) 6
Frankly, the world could use a rest from you for a couple of damn weeks. No fucking shit. God damn I'm sick of this crap. Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 09, 2007 12:45 AM (FXakj) 7
I was thinking of changing my moniker and wanted to see if this would actually fit.
Posted by: drunken, entitled, useless, self-obsessed shameless spoiled-rotten snatch-flashing little piece of a at June 09, 2007 12:47 AM (armEC) 8
You know, Genghis, she's had no problem leaving the legs open... Man, I'm glad I don't watch tv news or read newspapers, because it sounds like it's wall-to-wall coverage of this dullard. I don't understand the fascination with celebrity, but especially with someone who's famous simply because she's some rich folks' kid. She's a skank to boot. The spoiled little pig needs some jail time, just like any of us would get. Unfortunately, she'll end up making more money off of this experience, without learning any lessons or changing her behavior. Posted by: Uncle Jefe at June 09, 2007 12:52 AM (iBgga) 9
There are some times when using too many adjectives is a bad thing, but I'm not sure that this is one of those cases.
If she's really suicidal they can strap her to a gurney in the psych ward of the jail. Otherwise, she can go back to her protective custody cell. Which, if it ever came down to it, is where I would want to serve time if I went to prison. Sure, you might go crazy from the solitude, but it beats a torn rectum. Posted by: Shivv at June 09, 2007 12:55 AM (v8h2M) 10
The hell with that. Maybe she got a tough sentence. I don't know. I do know tha when you choose to violate your probation, you're rolling the dice and you're taking your chances.
Especially when the casino consists of a judge who was appointed by Ronald Reagan. Back when he was governor of California. Let this be a warning to heiresses everywhere. Don't fuck with cranky elderly Conservatives. Posted by: Vinnie at June 09, 2007 12:56 AM (QV5B4) Posted by: Nice Deb at June 09, 2007 01:00 AM (jFzpS) Posted by: Nice Deb at June 09, 2007 01:03 AM (jFzpS) 13
It's my hearing and I'll cry if I want to, scream if I want to, freak if I want to.
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 09, 2007 01:05 AM (FXakj) 14
Paris in Jail coverage is amazing. Basicaly, it is coverage of someone who does nothing, for doing even less. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THAT JOB!?! Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 09, 2007 01:37 AM (QTv8u) Posted by: Cybrludite at June 09, 2007 01:46 AM (XFoEH) 16
I'm trying real hard to feel sorry for Allahpundit, but damnit I just can't. "I only got 5 comments on my Iraq posts" pffft, I'm lucky if I get 5 visits in a month, and I post videos of Ewa Sonnet, whoring myself out for a frickin mouse click. Of course the fact that Allah has something substantive to say and I don't might have something to do with it too.
Posted by: chad at June 09, 2007 01:59 AM (WNcvq) 17
I'm with you chad. I only pulled off 6, 3 of them were from me, for my "art" post, and I was actually rational and descriptive, and I thought it was a pretty good post! Posted by: Wickedpinto at June 09, 2007 02:17 AM (QTv8u) 18
It's no mystery to me why conservatives suddenly feel for Paris.
It only happened today remember. Not before today. What's different? Capricious power of government over a private citizen. Go to jail. Go home. Go back to jail. Emotional whiplash. Cuffed and jailed twice for the same misdemeanor. Friggin' misdemeanor! All because different government actors indulge their own whims. It stinks. Yes, Paris is vapid and creates enemies by being a super snot brat. And she's guilty and deserves jail time. But from the moment she surrendered herself before she was required to do so she has been behaving more responsibly than the criminal justice system. Which really, not hard to do. The system runs a murder and rape camp. Make all the prison rape jokes you want - it ain't funny. And jerking people in and out and back into jail like yo-yos is not funny. When this story first came down I was proud of that judge. Now he looks like just another clown in the LA criminal justice circus. The whole Paris thing was kind of amusing until today. LA has made me empathetic toward Paris Hilton - amazing. Posted by: Stephen at June 09, 2007 04:25 AM (wdk1s) 19
It's a plot I tell ya, it's a settup for Scooter to get lucky in a couple of weeks.
I blame Bush. And I question the timing. Posted by: Lurker of sorts at June 09, 2007 05:19 AM (zjdbE) 20
She crapped out. Tough shit. Hack it, and shut up about it.
I don't particularly like Martha Stewart, but she was able to take her prison sentence like a man. So, butch it up Paris. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Posted by: cheshirecat at June 09, 2007 06:27 AM (gfwRy) 21
I don't understand the fascination with celebrity, but especially with someone who's famous simply because she's some rich folks' kid.
Yeah, I never got Ted Kennedy's charm, either. Posted by: cheshirecat at June 09, 2007 06:33 AM (gfwRy) 22
I don't like to see her in distress (does that mean I lose my card), but it is what it is. I don't buy all this crap about her sentence being tougher than anyone else has ever received for the same crimes. Too bad. It is the judge's discretion to punish her enough to make sure she doesn't continue to commit crimes. He made the right choice, because she wasn't going to stop unless she got a wake up call.
Posted by: Silk at June 09, 2007 07:29 AM (s+0z8) 23
I struck a sympathetic tone, but it was totally bullshit! I just didn't want to come off as being gleeful about this. But guess what-- I am! I'm lovin' it!
Thank God for that. For a little while there, it was like I didn't know you at all. Posted by: Scout at June 09, 2007 07:48 AM (eD51V) 24
There seem to be 2 kinds of rich:
1) The Rich-tard Dancing Monkey: because Daddy's money insulates them from most consequences of life, their existance is one long, greasy smear of a drunken, drugged-up orgy cum cocktail party/skiing weekend. Paris Hilton is the current poster child for the Dancing Monkey. Dance, monkey, dance! 2) The Socially Responsible Rich-tard: this rich-tard feels that because he/she has sooooo much, they need to "give back". Does their idea of "giving back" mean spending their own money, say maybe opening a business or factory in some poverty-stricken area? Hell no. It means they go into politics and/or promote laws and causes that tax away my hardearned money and make my life worse cause, after all, I'm only Mr Lumpen McTaxslave. On the whole, I prefer the Paris Hilton model. God bless her coked-up, skanked-out, herpes-ridden little soul! Posted by: rinseandspit at June 09, 2007 09:06 AM (AOEPL) 25
I think some conservatives are just feeling sorry for her because she
fell apart into a weepy mess yesterday. To which I reply: nuts to
that. That's big hearted of you guys, but really, save it for
someone who deserves it. Paris Hilton is a factory machined example of
a spoiled rich bitch; she flouted the law because she doesn't give a
shit about it.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 09, 2007 09:45 AM (enHsG) 26
No matter what happens, we will always have these memories of Paris in the Spring.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 09, 2007 10:04 AM (t+mja) 27
F. Scott Fitzgerald never stops being pertinent. What a Daisy Paris is.
Posted by: ushie at June 09, 2007 01:24 PM (eXdIs) 28
Oh yeah, she'll have her money, and parties and stuff... and her appearance on Oprah and her talk shows and her book and the TV movie...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 09, 2007 01:38 PM (wmgz8) Posted by: captkidney at June 10, 2007 11:41 AM (cb2+E) 30
So this woman feels sorry for her. Guilty as charged. The fact that she's a spoiled rich girl (and she is) and the opposite of everything a moral role model should be, doesn't mean I rejoice in someone filming her miserable comeuppance for the world to see. It's precisely everyone's reaction, and she's aware of it, that made her so terrified in jail. She knew all some thug guard with a cell phone needed to do was snap one picture of her on the toilet or sobbing in her cell and at the end of the guard's shift, it'd be all over the Net with everyone laughing at her. No wonder she apparently went a little crazy. The only way something good might come of this is her having some time to think about how making yourself famous via a skanky sex tape on the Internet (no I've never seen it) leads precisely to people treating you with this kind of terrible disrespect. In other words, if YouTube had existed in 1997, no one would consider catching Mother Theresa on the toilet and putting it up for a quick laugh. Well, except for maybe Christopher Hitchens.
Posted by: no one you know at June 10, 2007 04:56 PM (4Xf6s) 31
Eh. She made her bed. I am not glad she's suffering in prison, I feel a sense of justice that she is. It's right for her to be in prison, and that satisfies a sense of honor and justice in me.
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