Friday Catchall Thread

You know that feeling of relief you get after you pay a bunch of nagging bills and you still have some money left over?

Its like that for me right now. So, so, mellow and happy.
This is better than a second glass of wine.

How are all of you fine people today?

Posted by: LauraW. at 12:49 PM

Comments

1 Have that second glass. With a little money left over, you can afford it.

Posted by: fritz at October 20, 2006 12:56 PM (OOE1b)

2 Fine , thanks.
Nothing like a paid day off after my cards won the pennant.
I have little hope though against the Tigers.
P.S.- Thanks for all the hard work you do on this site- it's my favorite conservative place to go.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 20, 2006 12:59 PM (vgQEb)

3 Hah, My wife is visiting relatives in Michigan, I dropped my daughter off at church this morning for a weekend camp. It's just me and the dog for three days with a few chores thrown in to mix it up.
Life's good.

Posted by: morning wood at October 20, 2006 01:01 PM (+aNmG)

4 Fine as frog's hair.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 20, 2006 01:05 PM (hNyWr)

5 haiku thread winners?

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 20, 2006 01:07 PM (yHSHt)

6 Whew. Just got told my job is safe.

I'm feeling good.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:10 PM (R8+nJ)

7 Oh morning wood, I'm so jealous.
Unfortunately for me the wife, all 5 kids AND the damn dog are gonna be home ALL weekend.
As usual, I'll have a honey do list thats so long I won't be able to finish by the time I die. EVERYONE will want money to go do something. They will all be having fun while I wonder why I even look forward to weekends. Seems like I'm more tired by Sunday nights than I am any other time of the week.
Oh well....I guess it beats being dead, or living in North Korea.

Posted by: Rob G at October 20, 2006 01:11 PM (MTu19)

8 Being that I recieved today off, PAID, things are great (_{except for the Honey Do list the spousal unit left behind}).

Fine as frog's hair.

Dave, you got's anymore Texas euphanisms? I know I am full of them.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 01:12 PM (gwfvN)

9 Early release day at school, here. I've got about 15 minutes left before the barrage, so no R&R for me. I'd better go start lunch.

Posted by: San Francisco and Los Angeles at October 20, 2006 01:13 PM (D1XyG)

10 By the way, I updated the Faces site, if anyone wants to see what Mr. Minority and Rob G look like.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:14 PM (R8+nJ)

11 I just pooped a lamp.

Posted by: Barry at October 20, 2006 01:14 PM (QrzWy)

12 Oops, 1:13 was me.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 20, 2006 01:15 PM (D1XyG)

Awww....Rob G is cute. Mr. Minority is....uhhh...intimidating.

I might post a pic if I can find one that's cute enough.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 20, 2006 01:19 PM (D1XyG)

14 Thanks Slu!

Mr. Minority is....uhhh...intimidating.

Intimidating?!?! I am a pussycat! Unless somebody tries messing with my family, home, car, guns.....

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 01:22 PM (gwfvN)

15 Smile Rob :-) you're living the American dream!

Posted by: morning wood at October 20, 2006 01:22 PM (+aNmG)

16 Deb, send me a picture and I'll post it.

On that subject, I really need to find a picture that doesn't make me look like George Will.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:22 PM (R8+nJ)

17 We just had NINE TONS of Hay delivered.
Grass Hay is slipperier than Alfalfa so the stacks are not very stable. One of the stacks fell over and nearly flattened me.
Looks like Mrs. Geezer has some re-stacking to do.

Posted by: Retired Geezer at October 20, 2006 01:23 PM (KG5yc)

18 ..still have some money left over?

You need to invest in my new earthworm farm.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 20, 2006 01:23 PM (k5pDn)

19 I was actually a little grumpy until I thought about Laura with a couple of glasses of wine in her.

Wife's leaving for a week-long business trip tomorrow and I have the spongebrats from dawn 'til dark, as well as shopping, Haloween preps, lawn care and pets.

By the end of the week I'll need to throttle two Ecuadorian gardeners just to calm my nerves.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 01:23 PM (uSomN)

20 Whoa - a week? My wife is working a 3-11 shift tomorrow and I'm Mr. Mom for the day and I'm nervous about that.

My six month old is a busy kid.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:25 PM (R8+nJ)

21 You need to invest in my new earthworm farm

That farm wouldn't happen to be in Nigeria would it?

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 01:25 PM (gwfvN)

Free beer ...free lunch ...must not ...type with nose ...stop ...making ...zzzZZZzzz ...noise ...

Posted by: S. Weasel at October 20, 2006 01:26 PM (rasT+)

23 Whew. Just got told my job is safe.

I'm feeling good.

EEK!

Slublog, that's not how it works. The only conceivable reason an employer will tell you your job is safe is so you don't leave before he can safely can you.

If your job actually is safe, they don't ever want you to know it.

Famous words at a now defunct unit of a company I used to work in:
"There will be no second wave of layoffs. Really. I really, really mean it. Not gonna happen."

Monster.com

Posted by: lauraw at October 20, 2006 01:28 PM (EhKsQ)

24 Tushar was right about the Republican Daisy ad.

It's irritated the Democrats.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:29 PM (R8+nJ)

25 Eh, not this one.

I'm a state worker.

Job security.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:30 PM (R8+nJ)

26 Slu, it's nice to put a face to some of the posters here. Very cool.

Posted by: morning wood at October 20, 2006 01:38 PM (+aNmG)

Slu,

That's what I meant by going near the fine line and not crossing. It extracted just the right amount of furore from Dems. This will cause people to see that Ad and say, "That Ad is not scary. It shows reality. And Dems are more worried about the Ad, and not about the real issue?"

A tightrope artist does not achieve a finer balance than this.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 01:39 PM (h76y6)

28 Timewaster.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:40 PM (R8+nJ)

Mr. Minority, Cool guns!

I wish I could have a gun. US laws do not disallow a gun to non-citizens, and I think it is a very very bad idea.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 01:41 PM (h76y6)

30 Slu, I've been Mr. Mom-ing since she went back to work after each birth, and she travels a LOT. They're older now and it's easier than when they were babies, but until they're each about 5, you have to watch them every waking moment. It's exhausting, but soon you will no longer be nervous or intimidated.

Laura, did you pick up on the part where my wife travel a LOT?

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 01:42 PM (uSomN)

31 A friend of mine just called and said her daughter leaves at 4, and could I come over. She's cool too. Life is good.

Posted by: drolmorg at October 20, 2006 01:44 PM (wWBPZ)

32 I'm mostly moved now, so things are definitely looking up. This weekend, though, promises a lot of pre-rental fixup at the old house and a ton of plain old fixup at the new house.

I'm going to have to catch up on my paying work at some point.

Nice to see the updates at Faces. Thanks, Slu.

Posted by: geoff at October 20, 2006 01:44 PM (JLKim)

33 My daughter (shameless link to picture) hates to sleep. She fights it with all of her considerable will. So naps are going to be interesting.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:45 PM (R8+nJ)

34 Cute little SluBaby!

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 01:48 PM (h76y6)

35 Ah, house repair. It's a taste of hell wonderful thing.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:48 PM (R8+nJ)

36 "There will be no second wave of layoffs. Really. I really, really mean it. Not gonna happen."

Posted by lauraw

Working at The General (General Motors, Sir!), I've heard that one a lot over the past few years, frequently with disastrous results. I'm still there, but I've lost a lot of great friends & fellow good workers.

Posted by: iamfelix at October 20, 2006 01:50 PM (Ecp1G)

37 I am eating the best General Tso's in the country right now, side of rangoon and a Cherry Coke. Good.

I got a call from my best friend from high school and college, whom I hadn't talked with in a year. Says we need to make time. Better.

I'm almost 40, I can still see my feet and my johnson when standing up straight, my cholesterol is under 190, my erections are hard as nails without the necessity of medication, AND I have a smokin' hot wife. Best.

Thank you baby Jesus!

Posted by: compos mentis at October 20, 2006 01:50 PM (xHpUK)

38 Ah, house repair. It's a taste of hell wonderful thing.

...and I'm so good at it. I'm a lover, not a carpenter.

Posted by: geoff at October 20, 2006 01:51 PM (JLKim)

39 Good news- the Mrs. Pupster does not have lyme disease like the Dr. suspected.

Bad news- she has mono nucleosis, as do both the Pupster boys.

Really bad news- I feel fine, but the UPS man looks like he feels under the weather.

*note to self: start using Fed Ex*

Posted by: Pupster at October 20, 2006 01:51 PM (NMGPj)

40 My son fought the naps, too, and still does. We figured he just needs less sleep than most kids, but we were wrong. We were waiting too long to put him down, and he would fight sleep even though he was exhausted.

You just have to pick a time every day and do it. Walk away and don't come back.

She's adorable, BTW. Good luck.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 01:57 PM (uSomN)

41 Good one Pup! Sorry to hear 'bout the mono though. Takes a while to get over.

Slu, what a great picture of that baby girl!! Wish I could go back to when mine was that small.

Drol, sweet!

Tushar, buy one privately and keep it in your home. If you have to use it, you can always claim it was the perps.

lw, Dave, slu and the rest - howdy.

Posted by: compos mentis at October 20, 2006 01:57 PM (xHpUK)

42 lw, Dave, slu and the rest - howdy.

meant sponge instead of slu (already complimented slu on his wee one.)

Posted by: compos mentis at October 20, 2006 01:58 PM (xHpUK)

43 Just flew into Miami after spending the last two months in Singapore. Met my wife in Ft Lauderdale, and had that second glass of wine...yeah, things are pretty damned good right now.

Posted by: jumper at October 20, 2006 01:59 PM (alMjl)

44 Good to see you again, compos.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 01:59 PM (R8+nJ)

45 Won $18 in poker last night. That's alot for me as a broke college student, and means I can have some food sometime!

I just started playing this semester and I'm up $50. Can't wait until I get some real experience under my belt.

Posted by: Greg at October 20, 2006 02:00 PM (IQ7Ox)

46 already complimented slu on his wee one

By the way, you know how people on this blog are going to take that, don't you?

Don't make us bring up the embarrassing facts thread.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:01 PM (R8+nJ)

47 The Dem response to the ad is what's funny:

the only spoken words on the commercial announce, "The Republican National Committee is responsible for the content of this advertising."
...
"Once again we see that the GOP will truly do and say anything regardless of whether or not it's true, they are so desperate to hold onto power," Democratic National Committee Communications Director Karen Finney said in a statement.

What, exactly, is Ms. Finney contending might not be true? That the RNC is responsible for the content of the ad?

Posted by: Roy at October 20, 2006 02:02 PM (wY194)

48 Cute slublog baby! This is what we fight for! No burkas for cutie-pie!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 20, 2006 02:04 PM (s7Ian)

49 I had a tuna roll for lunch. I bought a bottle of Remy Martin for NWN tonight.

I'm fucking excellent.

Posted by: rho at October 20, 2006 02:08 PM (VMQj4)

50 I just came back from lunch for a delayed boss's day celebration and happy to report that more than 1/2 of my employees chose to take me. Those that did not will have their desks immediately moved to the basement.

Posted by: roc ingersol at October 20, 2006 02:12 PM (m2CN7)

compos mentis,

you misunderstood me. Under US and NJ laws, I am legally allowed to buy and use a gun. But I think it is a terrible idea to allow foreigners like me to own guns. Thus, I will not buy a gun even if I want and can have one.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 02:13 PM (h76y6)

52 Sweet pic Slu.
That's a fun age, I won't mention the "trials to come" (oops).
Mine are all grown and I can't find a photo of the grandkids without the little red horns.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 02:16 PM (OJeni)

53 Sponge Bob on the democrat party

Posted by: Purple Avenger at October 20, 2006 02:17 PM (k5pDn)

54 slu - Don't make us bring up the embarrassing facts thread.

Like you guys don't bring that story up every chance you get.

Tushar, what's your nationality? I have no problem with law abiding people in this country owning guns. I understand your point, but I imagine the vast majority of immigrants are good people who deserve to be able to protect themselves from scumbags.

Posted by: compos mentis at October 20, 2006 02:19 PM (xHpUK)

55 CNN Needs to go. Write your congressman. Tell your cable provider you don't want to pay for their service!!!

Ask your congressmen to denouce CNN's behavior.

"Can I please REMOVE CNN and CNN headline news from my service. Their broadcasting of US troops getting shot in the head is BEYOND acceptable to Americans and the parents of our soldiers. -- Angry American"

Posted by: Joe Dag at October 20, 2006 02:20 PM (s8okh)

56 Tush, my man, you need a gun in case you get into a scrap with some of those bad furriners. Watching good furriners shoot it out with those bad furriners
while us true Americans pound Bud tallboys sounds like first rate American good times.

Good times.

Besides, you can't let yourself be victimized by any Tom, Dick or Mustafa who staggers into your 7-11!

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 02:21 PM (uSomN)

57 What story? I have no idea what you're talking about!

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:21 PM (R8+nJ)

58 I just got back from my killer honeymoon and my wife wants me to take Friday afternoon off to go golfing. I'm happier than a dead pig in the sun.

Posted by: Paulitics at October 20, 2006 02:27 PM (BPwgd)

So when do you think the Burning Crusade will actually get released?

Posted by: Asher at October 20, 2006 02:27 PM (XFpdA)

60 For the record, compos, that story still makes me laugh when I read it.

Repeatedly.

Out loud.

To friends and family.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:27 PM (R8+nJ)

61 Not havin' so good day. China screw us and top it off, me badly constipated.

Posted by: Kim Jong is Ill at October 20, 2006 02:28 PM (DX1DH)

62 What a bunch of WONDERFUL DADS we have here! I am so impressed. (except for the one trying to pick other women *looks at spongeworthy*) But since I know how sweet and innocent spongeworthy really is I'll cut him some slack.

Seriously though, you guys rock. Your children will always love you. Trust me. They will need no therapy. All they need now is you and that is just what you are givng them. Good on ya.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle at October 20, 2006 02:28 PM (icezz)

Compos Mentis, I am from India.

spongeworthy, I don't know about 7-11 but there is a armed guard (concealed, ofcourse) at the entrance of the Wall Street Bank I work for.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 02:28 PM (h76y6)

64 Spongeworthy needs some cultural proficiency training.

Posted by: Sticky B at October 20, 2006 02:34 PM (67Ztt)

65 I finished the (oh please Lord) last set of revisions on a 70 page appellate brief. The table of authorities is finally generating properly. The last (oh please Lord) of my adventures in grammar were excised from the brief.

I had a gyro for lunch, I have Diet Pepsi at the moment and someone just brought me some red vines because she knows I like them.

It's Friday and I have nine shows on tsunamis, earthquakes and meteor strikes saved up on the TiVo for watching over the weekend. Life is good.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 20, 2006 02:34 PM (OdWOg)

66 A good day just got better.

Our building is often used for meetings, and usually those meetings have lunch catered. There are always leftovers.

Sandwiches, chips, pastries, soda...life is good.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:36 PM (R8+nJ)

Mr. Minority, Cool guns!

I wish I could have a gun. US laws do not disallow a gun to non-citizens, and I think it is a very very bad idea.

Damn Tushar, I am sorry to hear that. Every responcible American should own and know how to properly use a gun. There would be a lot less criminals if that happened. I oticed on another thread that you didn't want to become an American citizen, why is that?

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 02:37 PM (gwfvN)

68 just got back from vacationing on a beach in the caribbean...

should be a great weekend...my to-do list consists of going thru the mail, having some cocktails, and watching the texas-nebraska football game...

Posted by: tommy in texas at October 20, 2006 02:39 PM (pjusE)

>>you didn't want to become an American citizen, why is that?

I love India too much for that. I have a lot of love for US too, it is my home for 7 years now, but the blood ties with motherland go far too deep.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 02:42 PM (h76y6)

70 Question: I have a touch of gastrointestinal disorder, but I have a soccer game to go to. Should I go?

Posted by: Carin at October 20, 2006 02:45 PM (RdLzw)

71 Carin, if the game is indoors with poor air circulation, you may want to reconsider.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 02:47 PM (h76y6)

Soccer causes GI disorders. Plus it's for sissies.

Posted by: Paulitics at October 20, 2006 02:48 PM (BPwgd)

73 Every responcible American should own and know how to properly use a gun.

Indeed, a cold piece and a shovel can help in myriad circumstances.

Tob

Posted by: Toby928 at October 20, 2006 02:48 PM (ATbKm)

74 We really need to have another Dork-Off. Who is the biggest geek at AoSHQ?*

*It's bbeck

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:49 PM (R8+nJ)

75 Excuse me...it was DorkWars.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:50 PM (R8+nJ)

76 Well, I figure as long as there is porta-potty, I should be safe, right? I mean, WHAT is the WORST that could happen?

Posted by: Carin at October 20, 2006 02:50 PM (RdLzw)

77 All right, all right. Will someone PLEASE put up the link to the Compos Menthos (heh) story for Carin so she'll stop dropping hints?

Posted by: geoff at October 20, 2006 02:54 PM (JLKim)

78 Here's the story. Apologies to compos, but it is funny as hell: (Everything in italics is his story)
-------------------------------------------------------

Few years back, I started the day by eating a lot of fast food and washing it down with half a gallon of Coke. Fast forward to a couple of hours later, when I'm sitting on the sidelines watching my daughter play soccer in mid 90 degree weather. All of a sudden, my ass is to the point where it's going to explode like Pom-flippin'-peii! I look around and see only two port-o-pots that are literally a quarter mile away.

So I start walking, slowly at first, then faster. As the johns draw nearer, the more my colon feels like there's a live midget in there straining to burst free.

I'm about 50 feet away, walking all doubled over and funny, not caring what the fuck I look like, just desparately trying to clench when I feel something slide between my already sweaty ass cheeks and plop into my boxers. Dammit!

I make it to one of the pots, which is pre-heated to about 400 degrees, rip my shorts down, spin and sit down as fast as I can just as the dam bursts. You need no further details at this time. My boxers are gonners so I take them off and throw them into the tank. With a sigh of relief, I step out and feel the cooler air hit my sweaty face and my now underwear free ass.

You'd think that would be the end of the story, but nooo! Twenty minutes later, I'm back on the sidelines when I have the very distinct feeling that I gotta go again and I mean right damned now!

So I take off in a fast walk and before I'm even half way there, my already worn out sphincter flat out says "screw this" and releases the hounds! With every step I take, mud is flying out my ass. Keep in mind I am no longer wearing any underwear, thus there's nothing to catch the shit that's now falling out the legs of my shorts. I start fucking sprinting, shit is hitting the backs of my legs, my shoes, and flying everywhere.

This whole time I have my eyes on the john, making sure no one is in it (I had seen someone exit prior). I burst in and before I can even get my shorts down, all self-control has vanished and I'm crapping all over everything, including myself.

I finally manage to sit down. How in hell there was so much more volume the second time is beyond me, but I guaran-damn-tee I lost at least 5 pounds.

There I am, covered in my own shit, baking in a stinking oven of a port-o-pot, trying to regain my composure when I realize there is, you guessed it, no toilet paper left. Fuck me. I wasn't wearing socks either.

I remember saying out loud, "What the fuck am I supposed to do now?!" Then I start giggling. And I start half laughing, half crying because I am sooo fucked! My wife is a quarter mile away and my vehicle is parked in a busy high school parking lot and to get there, I have to walk beside a busy road and through a four-way stop intersection.

I clean up best I can with my t-shirt and lay it to rest with my boxers. I pull up my shit-stained shorts (thank God they were black) and exit the john. I start to walk toward my van and I can still feel shit falling out of my shorts and onto my legs.

By this time, I don't give a rat's ass who sees me. All I want to do is get to my van and see what I can do to clean up before my wife and girls arrive. I managed to find paper towel, baby wipes, some plastic bags and one pair of purple satin girl's soccer shorts. Another thank you to God for my wife's always being prepared.

When my wife gets back, she's with the team's coach and there I am with nothing on but a pair of very tight girl's shorts, sitting in the driver's seat trying to look as non-dorky as possible, smelling like ass and baby wipes.

She laughs herself to tears every time I talk about this story. Up to this point, she was the only one who knew about it.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:55 PM (R8+nJ)

79 Should I go? Absolutely. Not only should you go, you should load up on fast food and coca-cola before you get there. Smartass

Posted by: compos mentis at October 20, 2006 02:55 PM (xHpUK)

80 I love India too much for that. I have a lot of love for US too..

There is nothing wrong with that, in fact I find it commendable that you love your native country (native..Indian...get it? Ah, hell) as much as you do.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 02:55 PM (gwfvN)

81 One more hour, and I'm done teaching for the week. Then, I may go downtown to the casinos ....

Merry Friday to all, and to all a good night.

Posted by: Jay at October 20, 2006 02:55 PM (FALLe)

82 Tush, I'm probably less than 100 yeards from you! (My building houses the Indo-Pak Terror Bank of Death or something.)

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 02:56 PM (uSomN)

83 What type of fast food was it? Let me guess: Arby's?

'Cause that stuff always cleans house for me.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 02:57 PM (R8+nJ)

84 Oh, what's a good crapping story between friends?

Posted by: Carin at October 20, 2006 02:59 PM (RdLzw)

85 Oh man.... That really made me laugh! Thanks a bunch! Ahhh... haven't had a good laugh for a while!

Speaking of poop humor... here's an oldie

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 20, 2006 03:01 PM (s7Ian)

86 Nothing like a good shit story. Unless it's a good fuck story. Or both at the same time!

Posted by: rho at October 20, 2006 03:01 PM (aLDBr)

87 Ahh, thanks so much for posting that again Slu. Love ya.

And yes, the fast food was Burger King breakfast then a Chicken Cordon Blue from Arbi's. It was the Arby's that did it, because, as you said, that stuff always cleans house for me.

Posted by: compos mentis at October 20, 2006 03:02 PM (xHpUK)

88 Now THAT was a funny story!

And I bet you looked adorable in tight...purple...girl's...soccer shorts.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 03:02 PM (gwfvN)

Hmmm..

Things to do this weekend�.

The charity Haunted House (2600sqft for the local food bank) is 90% framed up.
So now all we have to do is run hundreds of feet of cable & air lines, paint, hang lights, rig sound and trouble shoot all of the programming, air props and triggers (this is not exactly �plug & play�). I figure about 20 to 25 hours per person (6 of us) over 2 days should do it.

But I love this sh*t so much, it won�t seem like work.

So, yea, life is good.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 03:02 PM (OJeni)

90 Spongeworthy needs some cultural proficiency training.

Obviously, since I haven't a clue WTF "cultural proficiency" is.

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 03:02 PM (uSomN)

91 I don't click any links that say poop humor. Ever since I clicked and saw that girl/bathtub thing. I'm scarred for life.

Posted by: Carin at October 20, 2006 03:02 PM (RdLzw)

92 I'll be spending the weekend collecting data and writing my dissertation. On the plus side, in six weeks it will all be over (one way or the other).

Posted by: George at October 20, 2006 03:03 PM (PASLU)

93 No problem, compos. I've always got your back. Unless, of course, it's covered in shit.

Then you're on your own.

And yeah, it doesn't matter what you eat at Arby's - it's going to get you later.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 03:03 PM (R8+nJ)

94 compos, that story is true? Oh, the skeletons people have in their water closets!

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 03:11 PM (h76y6)

95 And I bet you looked adorable in tight...purple...girl's...soccer shorts.

OMG.....

{claws madly at third eye}

Nice story Slu.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 03:15 PM (OJeni)

96 Oh, the skeletons people have in their water closets!

I told my wife one of my "One time in Alaska when I was drunk...." stories, and now my grown boys like to kid me about it. That will teach me.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 03:17 PM (gwfvN)

97 I did my part for the booming ecomomy by producing this week. I will now consume copious amounts of single malt to set the stage for a nonproductive weekend. Hey TV, I am looking at you. Give up the sweet, sweet mindless programming.

Posted by: Stormy70 at October 20, 2006 03:18 PM (SXQle)

98 Hey, it wasn't me.

I grabbed it from the DorkWars thread.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 03:18 PM (R8+nJ)

spongeworthy,

My office is across the Hudson, Jersey City, by the riverbank.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 03:22 PM (h76y6)

100 Get the cowbell ready.

Posted by: Toby928 at October 20, 2006 03:25 PM (ATbKm)

101 Paid off a bunch of nagging bills myself, and yes there is money left over.
Toot! Toot! Time for fun!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at October 20, 2006 03:25 PM (O9Cc8)

102 spurwing and I had a productive night lastnight roaming the village with torches and pitchforks looking for MONSTERS and ALIANS.

Posted by: bartwing plover at October 20, 2006 03:26 PM (1zoBR)

103 Remember that Lib who used to comment here once in a while?

Some of you half-liberal Conservative-posers liked him. What was his name? I think it started with a "K."

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 03:33 PM (1zoBR)

104 and now my grown boys like to kid me about it. That will teach me.
Mr. Minority

So True.

All you people out there with small children, keep your mouths shut�any stories told today will become the stuff of legend (and maybe an excuse for bad behavior). Let your children grow up thinking mom & dad NEVER did anything but sports, school work and church when they were young.

Yes.. I am telling you to lie to your kids, but it�s for their own good.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 03:35 PM (OJeni)

105 Knemon? Never liked him..

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 03:37 PM (h76y6)

106 I think A Weasel's onto something there.

Tushar, let me know when you're ready for beers in Hoboken after work!

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 20, 2006 03:38 PM (uSomN)

107 I like Knemon - what's yer point?

Posted by: geoff at October 20, 2006 03:42 PM (JLKim)

108

spongeworthy, sure! We must persuade Ace to drag his lazy ass over to NY. We can have a little Acecapade.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 03:42 PM (h76y6)

109 Kedarford?

Posted by: someone at October 20, 2006 03:42 PM (8WyNq)

110 OMG, Compos, that story made me smear my mascara; I was laughing so hard, I cried.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 20, 2006 03:43 PM (D1XyG)

111 Btw, Slublog, I sent you a picture.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 20, 2006 03:44 PM (D1XyG)

112 We can have a little Acecapade.

I take it you meant that in a Viking way and not in a dirty sexual way that includes grape jelly, a garden hose and oversized depends.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 03:45 PM (gwfvN)

113 Kedarford?

LOL.

No, not Cedarford.
And not Knemon! I know who Knemon is. He's here a lot.

C'mon, guys, you remember. Think, dammit.

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 03:54 PM (jgJsP)

114 I spent my Friday on the virtual poker tables getting rivered in one bad beat after another.

Until I fired up my last 4 simultaneous tables and placed first in each one, which got me back more than even. Ahhhhhh sweet, sweet vindication.

But the high point of the night was screaming, "Eat it, eurotrash and God bless America!" after taking down some guy named Europe 1 or some such nonsense.

I kind of felt like an Olympian there for a moment. Next time I'll have the Star Spangled Banner cued up on iTunes just in case the opportunity presents itself again.

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2006 03:55 PM (rZ5uY)

115 I know! Kasper Hauser!

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 03:59 PM (h76y6)

116 Kman?

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 20, 2006 04:00 PM (D1XyG)

117 kompos mentis?

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:01 PM (R8+nJ)

118 Knights of the Round Table?

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 04:01 PM (gwfvN)

119 Bart, his name is Von Kreedon.

And if you scare Spurwing away, I'm going to shiv you in the intercostals between rib 3 and rib 4 with a sharpened piece of plastic picnic cutlery.

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2006 04:01 PM (rZ5uY)

120 No!

Kasper is meely-mouthed bleeding heart, but he's no Liberal.

Not Kman or Kempermanx, either.

This chooch is a true-blue liberal, but he wasn't a troll. He hasn't been around for at least six months, maybe more.

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 04:03 PM (jgJsP)

121 I spent my Friday on the virtual poker tables getting rivered in one bad beat after another.

That reminds me, did anyone ever find out how we could get an online poker tourny going?
I seem to remember some talk about it when the football pool started.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 04:04 PM (OJeni)

122 Six months? Ohhh...that's before my time, here.

Posted by: Nice Deb at October 20, 2006 04:04 PM (D1XyG)

123 I think it's been over a year since von Kreedon posted much here. Too bad. Though I'm warming up to Tank.

Posted by: geoff at October 20, 2006 04:07 PM (JLKim)

124 Ding Ding Ding!

Warden is right, Von Kreedon, or Von Cretin, as some liked to call him, is the answer.

Thank you, Warden. My compliments on your excellent memory and skillz of deduction.

Anyway, so what ever happened to Von Kreedon?

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 04:08 PM (jgJsP)

125 What ever happened to Cedarford? did he get banned?

Posted by: Carin at October 20, 2006 04:10 PM (7DRRb)

126 Cedarford did get banned.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:12 PM (R8+nJ)

127 I thought Von Kreedon was a paleocon? Anyway, he's been commenting at Karol's.

Carin, Cedartroll got banned after making one too many racist comments.

Posted by: someone at October 20, 2006 04:13 PM (8WyNq)

128 That reminds me, did anyone ever find out how we could get an online poker tourny going?

I'm tempted to organize one myself. You can create private tables at most sites. I've never done it, so I don't know how it works, really.

A monthly tournie could be really fun. I would like it to run late at night, though, in order to honor the AoS lifestyle.

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2006 04:15 PM (rZ5uY)

129 A monthly tournie could be really fun

Agree.

I think it would be a ton-o-fun. Especially if we had 40 or 50 AoSer�s in on it.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 04:23 PM (OJeni)

130

A poker tournament sounds like fun.

I haven't played poker with the boys in years.

(Gals welcome too of course.)

Posted by: CAD Daddy at October 20, 2006 04:28 PM (U6x6j)

131 This is vintage AoS.

It's a great thread, guest starring vonKreedon as the humorless jerk who defends Canada against humor.

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 04:31 PM (jgJsP)

132 OMG! Slu, darlin' you just made me laugh so hard, I have tears running down my face!
Here I am, killing a vacation day, cleaning house, running my puppy to and from the vet
(say good-bye nuts!) doing busy work so I do not have to drag it out over the weekend, being generally bored.
I make my daily stop at AOS and almost wet my pants laughing over your sad tale!
THANK YOU!
Good golly I needed that!
The corporate dweebs have had me tied up in knots and you just provided the medicine I needed!
BTW, your daughter is absolutely adorable!
Great job on the faces!
Nice to see who we are reading.
Compos, my family calls it "Barfby's"
(aka Arby's) for a reason!

Posted by: Melissa In Texas at October 20, 2006 04:34 PM (bbxLM)

133 Slu: perhaps you could make a motivational poster for compos from this.

Posted by: Roy at October 20, 2006 04:35 PM (wY194)

134 No no no - it's not my tale.

It's compos' story. Compos mentis.

Aw, crap.

So to speak.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:37 PM (R8+nJ)

135 Bart - great find on that thread. Rocketeers comment still cracks me up:

von Kreedon. That's a variant of the German name von Creedon, right? Which makes sense, because we all know the Germans are humorless, uptight, beer swilling & drunk jackboot-wearing bunker-humpers.

And that's damn funny, if you think about it.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:39 PM (R8+nJ)

136 I remember that thread. One of the first ones I ever read here.

I been lurking here for over a year?
WOW....I really need to get out more.

Posted by: A. Weasel at October 20, 2006 04:39 PM (OJeni)

137 Huh. What happened to the italics?

von Kreedon. That's a variant of the German name von Creedon, right? Which makes sense, because we all know the Germans are humorless, uptight, beer swilling & drunk jackboot-wearing bunker-humpers.

And that's damn funny, if you think about it.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:39 PM (R8+nJ)

138 HTML seems to be getting stripped out of the comments.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:40 PM (R8+nJ)

139 Sorry Slu,
Compos darlin' you deserve a medal!
Roy, hon' I just have a strange feeling that compos did NOT have that kind of shape in those britches!

Posted by: Melissa In Texas at October 20, 2006 04:40 PM (bbxLM)

140 Test

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:40 PM (R8+nJ)

141 Weird.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:40 PM (R8+nJ)

142

>>No no no - it's not my tale.
>>It's compos' story. Compos mentis.

But Slu, you said only your wife knew about this. And now you are saying Compos told the story. So how did he know about it?

I am all confused now.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 04:44 PM (h76y6)

143 That was part of the tale.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:45 PM (R8+nJ)

144 Slu, if we ever have an AoS blooper reel...

Anyway, I always liked off-the-wall slightly vicious humor.
rho: Boy, listening to vonCretin inform us what is and is not funny sure isn't funny. Well, actually, it's a bit funny, because when he waves his arms about, his tiny dick pokes out his open fly, which is pretty funny.

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 04:49 PM (jgJsP)

145

Wait, wait,wait!

In this story, Slublog is the one wearing purple girl's shorts, right?

So exactly where does Compos Mentis come in? Was he the coach?

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 04:49 PM (h76y6)

146 I like purple.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 04:50 PM (R8+nJ)

147 I made a poster for compos mentis.

Posted by: Roy at October 20, 2006 04:50 PM (wY194)

148 Roy, that was awesome!

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 04:51 PM (h76y6)

149 As for me, I have such a mental block against using public toilets. I also cannot hold it long. 5 minutes tops. When I was doing my post-grad, I used to take a 16 hour bus ride to go home to Mom&Dad. I used to take a anit-diorrheal pill that would plug me up and keep me safe.

Posted by: Tushar D at October 20, 2006 04:55 PM (h76y6)

150 Roy, good one!
He could only wish he were "retentive" that day.
Compos, I bet that is one incident your wife will never forget.

Posted by: Melissa In Texas at October 20, 2006 04:58 PM (bbxLM)

151 Slu,

I just scrolled up and noticed the Faces of Ace's page. It's pretty cool being able to put a face to some of the regulars here.

Funny, I always thought TallDave was older.

Anyway, I'll email you a pic sometime.

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2006 05:01 PM (rZ5uY)

152 That would be great, Warden. Site has been updated to include A Weasel, Nice Deb and CAD Daddy.

Posted by: Slublog at October 20, 2006 06:47 PM (DRVzW)

153 Compos Mentis, I cannot think I hate you any longer. Nipple rings or not, after reading that story Slu generously shared with us, I now understand that if you can tell such a vile story and still have me laughing this hard, if you lived closer you could be one of my family.

Posted by: PattyAnn at October 20, 2006 06:54 PM (ZNOKZ)

154 Mr. Minority's pic reminds me of the opening to the old tv show WILD WILD WEST.

Posted by: Bart at October 20, 2006 07:08 PM (uY7Af)

155 Mr. Minority's pic reminds me of the opening to the old tv show WILD WILD WEST.

I will take that as a compliment, thank you Bart.

Posted by: Mr Minority at October 20, 2006 07:18 PM (gwfvN)

156 I'm such a great dad I made my kid cook dinner.

She's pretty good with a garlic press.

I'm off to go practice with old band - I believe some Van Halen, Fabulous TBirds and Bad Co. are on the menu.

Have a wonderful Friday peoples.

Oh, and Mr. Minority, my favorite Texas expression (from my brother-in-law) was "why don't you go piss up a rope"?

heh heh

Posted by: William Howard Taft at October 20, 2006 07:24 PM (hNyWr)

157 Crap, I think I confused Von Bek (who IS, I think, a paleo) with lefty Von Kreedon.

Sorry.

Posted by: someone at October 20, 2006 10:37 PM (aR/3d)

158 You people suck! My work week starts tomorrow morning, and I can't sleep. But, then, I get to be off while you are all at work next week. Hopefully I will be able to get a real job within the next couple weeks.

Nice Deb, you DO look like the girl in that post about Octoberfest, You should remind your husband how lucky he is. All that and brains too!

Slu, I had that happen to me once, when I was at Band Camp...

Kane

Posted by: Kanelin at October 21, 2006 01:20 AM (nfuNz)

159 Mr. Minority, do you remember the opening credits to Wild Wild West? It's one of the best.

Posted by: Bart at October 21, 2006 01:41 PM (8tTVO)

160 The Tigers are frigging inept.

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